Call Her Daddy - 102- The Toxic Dick Daze (ft. Katie Florence)

Episode Date: November 18, 2020

DADDY GANG-This week, Alex discusses the intense fallout of her decision to ghost her therapist for 3 straight weeks while being in a foreign country quarantining with a man. Not smart Big Al! Then, the first ever Daddy Gang member sits down with Alex to join the show this week! Katie Florence, who started her career as a substitute-school teacher now turned Tik-Tok star, initially caught Alex’s attention from the relationship comedy videos she was making during quarantine. The girls messaged on insta and then Katie flew up to NYC to record an episode with The Father. She brings vulnerability and relatability to the show this week, explaining her consistent and frustrating issue of always getting ghosted, being addicted to toxic dick, and the struggles and stress that come with finding ‘the one’ worth settling down for. She also walks us through a time in her life when she was in a Polyamorous relationship, detailing specifics of what it is like to date a man who is dating multiple women, how condoms work in the dynamic, and STD testing. The episode provides a fun new dating perspective from someone other than Alex’s big head. It’s fun to explore the dating world through someone else’s eyes in this week’s episode, especially when it's Daddy Gang :) ENJOY!!

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your single father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Well, top of the fucking morning to you, Daddy Gang. It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, back on another episode of Call Her Daddy daddy i am still in london hello welcome back to the show i've officially lost my mind um yeah i'm still here i'm i actually um i haven't moved in fact i'm sitting in the same fucking location in the bed with the microphone I haven't showered in a fucking week listen it's the craziest thing I love to report it I'm still in London bitches you're all like I didn't know it was an option to fucking leave technically my quarantine ended on Monday so the country's still in lockdown but I technically

could like leave the apartment and like go to, I don't know, the fucking airport. But it's the craziest thing, Daddy Gang. I'm still here. And to give you an idea of where my mental health is at, last week I told you guys that I had been ghosting my therapist for three weeks and counting. Okay. She makes me pay the weeks that she knows I'm ghosting her because she knows I'm being unhealthy. So she tries to be like, no, you have to pay. So just show up. And I'm like, no, you take the money and I don't want to see you. So finally, things turned around. And last week I put on my big girl pants and I made the executive decision

to un-ghost my therapist and show up to my therapy session. I mean, the hell? You're all like, no, no, you ghost it. It doesn't matter. I showed up, okay? So there I was. I'll never forget it. It was a brisk morning. Cocktail in one hand, therapy on Zoom in the other. I'm just kidding. I would never boo it. It was a brisk morning. Cocktail in one hand, therapy on Zoom in the other. I'm just kidding. I would never booze before therapy. Won't ever get to during the day. So the scene is set.

Cue my 50-minute therapy session. Hello, therapist woman, said I. She looked at me a little sideways and she said, Alex, where are you? Took a minute, collected my thoughts, clenched my asshole. And I said, hey, girl. Hey, girl. Hey. I was like, hello. Hello. Oh, my God. It's the craziest thing. I'm in London. She's like, I'm sorry. Back. I'm like, I can't really hear you. Connection's not great. she's like I'm sorry back I'm like I can't really hear you connection's not great she's like okay dope so you're having a full-blown quarter-life crisis I'm like how'd you know fuck fuck you really hate to see it daddy gang you really hate to fucking see it you never

want to let your therapist down then she proceeded to look at me and ask me the one question you never want to hear from your therapist. She looks at me and she goes, Alex, are you okay? Literally just like that. Now, I wanted her to fucking play some WAP and be like, yeah, bitch, we're in London. What dick are we on tonight? But of course, she's my therapist. She's like, are you okay? And I looked at her in the face. I said, you know what? I don't know. That's why I fucking didn't go see you this week, you stupid bitch. That's why I got on the Zoom. You tell me, am I okay? I'm just kidding. Honestly, I'm not kidding. It's so fucked. So we had a long conversation and essentially she asked me, why are you there? How is it going going and are you happy

and I said I don't know I don't know and I don't know she's like oh well that's fucking great daddy gang in that moment I realized in therapy oh shit I guess I haven't really taken a minute to self-reflect on how this quarantine with this man is going for me. And also, why did I really put myself in this situation? I think last week I was like, for a dick and just because we want to avoid the parents' basement. But I think there's something deeper and darker. And I think that's what my therapist was getting at. So she gave me a task and she told me next session, which will be when I upload this episode on this Wednesday, have those answers for me. Think through it. So naturally, I'm going to do it right here on this podcast.

Dialing all the way back to being a tiny bit immature, but it is my life. Number one is I'm completely out of my comfort zone right now. Being in quarantine with this man under one roof, the games don't work. Oh, I'm going to leave him on red or oh, I'm going to ghost him. I can't do that when I'm under one fucking roof with a man in quarantine. He's right there. What am I going to do? Run into the second bedroom and lock the door. He's going to be like, Alex, are you OK? Leave me alone. Like it doesn't work. So the technology that I've used in the past to fuck with men, not even fuck with men, just finesse my way through life and just not have to fully deal with them for a 24 hour fucking period, no longer holds true. I am in full blown hell. You're like, oh, fuck. So when I realized that, I'm like, hey,

I can, I technically could ramp up the fucking crazy and do some weird shit in person and like freak him the fuck out and have an exorcism before his fucking eyes. But that's boring. We know how to be toxic. So I realized, why don't I use this time for something else? You guys know where I'm going with this. Why don't I use this as a time to practice something that I'm not familiar with and maybe is not my strong suit. Maybe I should play house. Maybe I should work on stability and companionship and friendship and commingling. Why don't I put myself through a relationship boot camp? Can she even do it? can she be not toxic till thanksgiving and so i'm trying and i don't think i'm awful at it i've made him a couple drinks i shower i'm being kind to him i'm compromising we watched golf we watched the queen's gambit go watch it on netflix it's a

new good series um i'm realizing i'm not awful to live with and i mean he's been great he i think he's more of like a relationship guy like he knows how to do this he wakes me up he gets me coffee he brings me breakfast in bed he's not awful he's actually quite charming the one disgusting thing and disturbing thing he's done is quite frequently he'll ask oh do you want any help with your podcast like do you want me to listen before you upload it? And I'm like, please stay six feet away, social distance and go fuck yourself, buddy. Okay. Okay. Like, he's honestly being nice. He's very nice guy. Very hot, very sexual, loving all the things. I need to chill. But here's the psyche part of it all. Why is it going well? Why am I not freaking the fuck out? Here's what I came to the conclusion of it's

not freaking me the fuck out because we're not in a relationship no this is maybe this isn't the healthiest but knowing I can leave at any moment and knowing that I never have to see this man again if I don't want to I can get on that plane next week and never see him again. Or it could go great and I could continue to see him. The point is, there's no pressure. That helps me not feel suffocated, knowing that in the back of my mind. Because essentially, it also helps that I put the carpet before the horse. I put the cart. That's not, that's not not the saying i heard my mom say that the other day put the carpet put the carpet put the cart put the car you put the cart before the horse which means you live together before you're in a relationship that's what i'm doing i'm living with someone before i'm

even a relationship with them test the waters bitch listen in all seriousness here's the thesis here it fucking comes, folks. Get your fucking notepads out. Someone please write this down and DM it to me. I'm realizing this is about to be what I'm going to tell my therapist. Why would I feel uncomfortable being here? For some reason, I've always equated companionship and living with someone and being in a relationship to having to compromise

my independence and to give away some of that. And I think that so far I'm happy because it seems like the complete opposite. Having been in quarantine with this man, I feel like I'm running my life the same way. I'm sitting here, I'm doing my podcast, I'm getting meetings done, I'm doing Zoom calls, and I'm basically going about my life how I would be doing it if I was in quarantine in LA or in New York. So I think that what I thought wasn't possible is seeming to me to be possible. You can have companionship and you can also have complete autonomy and independence in your life. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh my God. Alex Cooper coming in for the Call Her Daddy fucking podcast this week.

Autonomy, carpet before the horse, independence, and companionship. Hello? You're all like, we've lost you. But do you guys get what I'm fucking saying? Basically, guys, maybe this isn't relatable to every single person listening to this podcast, but anyone that's listening that you are an independent person and you like to be on your own and you like your alone time sometimes Any type of relation to us even if it's a friendship or up someone you're gonna live with whatever it is

Sometimes that shit is scary to us because we like to be on our own and have our own shit Every time I get close to a relationship. I freak the fuck out. I'm like a nope. I feel claustrophobic. Nope, that feels too controlling. Nope, I feel tied down. And it's really like, well, Alex, really look through it, you stupid bitch. Are you tied down? Because apparently you can give a part of yourself to someone, but it doesn't mean you lose a part of yourself when you give that part. You're still whole within your fucking self. Hello. I mean, you guys, it really is truly like self-help over here. All right, daddy gang. I feel like every week in a strange way, this is like a second therapy session for me. I get to double dip because I feel like talking things out almost helps me. And hopefully by me talking my situations out it helps you not that i'm saying

that every single person listening to this podcast is going through exactly what i'm going through because if you had asked me a year ago to come to this conclusion that i just came to earlier i would not have come to the same conclusion as i am now i would have been like suck the dick fuck him go meet another man in london quarantine with five men return to the fucking states like i was in a different place so the point is is everyone in the daddy gang is different that's what makes us the fucking daddy gang we all have different views on things and we pull and we take from others fucking experiences that's why i read questions of the week that's why i have different guests on. Speaking of guests and having guests on, what a fucking transition.

Daddy gang, I produce and I write this show every week. Shocking stuff, I know. Well, go fuck yourselves. It's the truth. And I make a decision every week. Who do I want to have on the show? Who will come on and be able to entertain the daddy gang and make the daddy gang's wednesday smell like good old fucking morning dick in the best way however i also

am a goddamn woman of the fucking people and i've heard you guys and you guys have wanted a daddy gang member to come on the show you You've wanted one of our own and I have heard you and I also too have wanted the same. So without further ado, this week's episode is going to feature a daddy gang member. A daddy gang member who has extremely different views than me. We date differently. We fuck differently. We suck dick differently. And yet we're both fucking daddy gang through and through. We're fucking daddy gang. So let's get fucking into it. I couldn't help myself. Occasionally throughout the episode, I'm going to pause the interview and make a couple of comments about what I was thinking in that moment because a lot of the

topics that this guest brings up are tactically very different than what I do and how I date. And that hopefully is going to be a huge relatable factor for a lot of people listening. We don't all have the same dating styles and we fucking love it. motherfuckers get ready to hear from one of our very own the first ever daddy gang member to sit down and do a call her daddy episode with me it was a fucking pleasure introducing katie florence hi welcome what's going on guys oh my god daddy gang member on the show how are you feeling right now i'm feeling great i'm so fucking excited you're excited i'm ready to get into it okay good so katie basically this is how i found katie i was on the internet just doing my thing on instagram and then i came across a video that you made that was sort of on brand with call her daddy and she

makes these amazingly funny videos of you put together all different types of personalities of a girl so like your heart your emotions your logic the red flag side and she makes these little skits about basically dating and so when I watched these I was like wait this girl definitely has a story to be told and when I found out you were daddy gang I was like get the fuck get the fuck here and you live in Florida yes I live in Florida yeah tell us about yourself god so i'm 24 years old i graduated from the university of central florida with my psychology oh we love this we love this major so it definitely helped when making the videos and it helped me be very self-aware um so my videos are called the council and i started on tiktok during quarantine actually

dude that is so fucking wild that you literally just started this because of quarantine. Yeah. What were you doing prior to quarantine? I was a substitute teacher. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. So you were being a teacher. What did you want to do with your life, though, while you're being a substitute teacher?

Well, I am a registered behavior technician, so I work with children who have autism. Amazing. And then I was going to work towards being an aba but you need um like a lot more schooling so i was like slowly but surely working towards that and that was gonna be like the end goal but now like i'm having so much more fun doing this like obviously i still love it right but i think this is like what i was like kind of meant to do because i'm having so much fun doing it dude that gives me chills because the fact that you can look at corona and quarantine and you used it as a way to do something you've never even thought you would be doing but i can like we can dive more into that

because you were a very big part of that actually wait what yeah so people always ask me like how did the council start and i always leave one part out of the story because i'm like the only time i'm telling this one part is when i'm in front of Alex Cooper telling it to her directly. Wait also I have never heard this story I'll mind you guys so I have no idea what she's about to say. Waiting for this moment so I remember I got ghosted on New Year's Eve right from a guy that I really liked and I was heartbroken. New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve like the worst holiday to ghost someone ever because that's like the one holiday where you don't spend with your family. Right. You're supposed to kiss. You're supposed to fuck someone at midnight.

And also it's like you pre-plan. Like that's the one day of the year that you're like you have the plans. Like you're gearing up for it. You get your dress, your makeup, and then you get ghosted. Oh my God, Katie. It was horrible. We're here for you. I was ghosted.

And New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, I spent the whole day crying. Just completely heartbroken. And I looked in the mirror and I saw like how ugly I looked. And I made myself laugh for making a joke. And I just was kind of like joking about the guy, like whatever. He ain't shit anyways. And I just like made myself laugh. And then I was like, you know what?

I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I'm going to talk about my relationships and I'm going to make people laugh from them. My first idea was a sex podcast. Stop. And so I was like, no one has a sex podcast out. Like there's no female who talks about sex explicitly. Right. And I was like ready to dive into it. I was like, oh my God, I know what it's going to be called. This can be great. It's going to be life changing. Right. I was telling a guy friend about it and he goes, let's call her daddy. And

I was like, I'm sorry, call her what? You're like, what? I've never heard of it. And so he was like, listen to it. I think you'll really like it. I listened to the first five minutes and I was like there's no fucking way I'm coming out with a podcast I'm not even gonna try to compete with this bitch I was like there's no way like this is golden and I'm not even gonna try to touch it but I was listening to your podcast one day on a road trip and then I turned it off and I sat like in silence and it really helped me kind of think about my relationships and kind of break it down. And then that's when the council came to be because I wanted to make a video about how I always ignore red flags. And I was like, why am I ignoring red flags? And then that's when all the characters came out. I just got chills from that. Okay, I'm gonna chime in here for five seconds.

Please don't hate me. Um, I hope to anyone listening, if you were looking for a sign or fucking inspiration or anything, there it is, guys. The fact that Katie is sitting here saying she was a substitute teacher. She thought she had her entire fucking life figured out. And then quarantine hits and she pivots. She has the audacity, the goddamn balls, the biggest balls to just be like, you know what? I'm going to try and pivot and I'm going to go into a complete new career field. She goes for it.

She finds inspiration. She goes for it. And then all of a sudden now she's going off in a complete different direction with her fucking life. Anybody listening to this podcast, I hope you can use your fellow Daddy Gang member, Katie, as a sign. Take her as inspiration. If you're sitting wherever the fuck

you are in the world right now and you're like I hate my job I have this passion but I don't know if I can make money I don't know if I can do it do it literally fucking do it use Katie as a sign she's a fucking baller she's going for it so whatever it is for you that you're passionate about maybe it isn't social media maybe it's something else do it I mean I don't know I just thought that was really fucking cool. And I love how she shared that with me. So I love you daddies. But really, that is what the daddy gang is about.

Anything is fucking possible. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm fucking done. Now we're about to talk about how Katie, of course, because she's fucking daddy gang. Katie also, in fact, labels the men that she fucks and gives them nicknames. So the guy who ghosted me, he actually, I gave him a nickname. His nickname is Mr. Big. No, he's your Mr. Big. He's my Mr. Big. I love how you have names for your guys over here, like Slim Shady, the Canadian, Mr. Sexy Zoom Man. Oh my God. So he came back. So he came back. He's back around still being toxic. No,

no. Don't fucking me over wait wait okay hold on so you have this man he goes to you on new year's eve then how long later did he come back in the picture oh god maybe a month later a month later he slides in he slides in what the fuck does that motherfucker even did he even give an excuse oh sorry i've just been really busy what's up oh you okay oh you were in new year's, I'm so confused because we spent Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve together. No. But New Year's Eve, you were busy. You spent Christmas Eve together?

I was shopping. I was helping him shop for his family. So you know how heartbroken. Katie! You know I was heartbroken when this happened. So, of course, when he came back, I was like, fuck, it's fine. Yeah, you were busy. Come on, come back. It's not fine. You're busy, I was like, fuck, it's fine. Yeah, you're busy. Come on.

Come back. Fine. You're busy. But fuck you. But fuck you. Yeah. OK. Here's where I fucked up.

OK. I was ghosted a second time. No. No. Katie. No, no, no. OK, wait. So he comes back in a month later after he ditches you on New Year's Eve.

Yeah. You start hanging out again. Then where is the next ghost? I'm so sorry. Probably like two weeks later. It was was real quick it was like two weeks but we had like spent like it had kind of like we went back into our group so you were like almost hanging out every day exactly every day you're back into it and then two weeks later and two weeks later he's like bye no wait how does he ghost you that time oh it was just like it was just communication

just stopped and i was like i don't even I, the amount of times every, I think every guy is like ghosted me. Stop. Every guy. Why do you think that is? I get very clingy. Oh, I'm like, okay. So I'm daddy gang, but I'm a fraud. Like listening to it.

Wait, but at least you can own it. I fucking love it. I'll admit it. I'm speaking. Okay. So I'm here on this podcast to speak for all the people who have no idea what they're doing during sex. I love it. And are just no idea what they're doing during sex. I love it.

And are just no idea what they're doing during relationships. Like you're just a fraud listening to this, but you're trying to gain that confidence, but you just, you don't have it. So I'm here speaking for them. I love that you're saying that because there are so many times where like, I feel like I've read people's messages to me being like, I'm loving everything I'm hearing. Great idea, Alex. However, I double texted him and i'm in his bed right now and i want everyone to also know because i know that i'm like coming

from a place of like being the father and i'm telling you everything i've also played myself at times and i've gotten ghosted but i love that you're here saying like listen i love the daddy gang but i'm also a fraud sometimes yeah aren't we all no we are we all okay i just want to double check that there's no one it's me again sorry hi i just want to double check i don't want anyone giving katie shit for being how open she just was i want to do slow claps slow clicks for fucking katie it is not fucking easy to come on this podcast and say oh i've been ghosted not once but twice in a row by a fuckboy who ditched me on new year's eve yes she was weak for that dick but we have all fucking been there are you kidding me i

have fucking been there the dick's too good the toxic dick even fucking better so before anyone goes and judges our beloved daddy gang and it's like wow she's not even fucking better. So before anyone goes and judges our beloved daddy gang and is like, wow, she's not even fucking daddy gang. Think back to your fucking self, Gertrude. Where the fuck were you the last time you were a simper fucking dick? Even the men out there, you've been a fucking bitch for some pussy. Let's play a quick game. Everybody, hopefully you're all listening with your friends or if you're by yourself doing your fucking head. Everybody take a minute. Who is the toxic dick that gets you so good, so wrapped, you would answer him after two ghostings? Okay. It comes right to mind. It goes right in there. You got it? Okay. Locate it and fucking hold it. Mine, when I was in college, was so disturbing, so truly pathetic.

I would have dropped anything for that man. I could have been at my fucking grandma's funeral. He calls me. I'm like, I will come lick your asshole. And it's sad. No, that's like fucked up. Sad. No, true. Okay, true. He texts you. You're on your way. You're speeding down the fucking freeway, bitches. Okay. The Red Sox player that I used to fuck when I was in college, I would have licked that man's fucking asshole like a fucking bidet. Clean it right up. Slurp that shit right to the back of my throat. Cause baby, i want those goddamn fucking tickets to your game i want my college friends i want the whole crew i want the drinks i want the lifestyle okay so locate yours and this is the thing and this is what i fucking ask katie we all that one do we all on that one girl that we're a simp for but usually that toxic dick there's some type of specific secret sauce lathered on that one really toxic dick

that makes you put up with that semi soul crushing humiliation 24 7 okay like i just said i wanted the lifestyle so i asked katie however what is it about mr big oh it's not the lifestyle oh it's not so what is it and her answer ladies and gentlemen i felt it in my fucking soul i felt it not only in my fucking soul i felt it in my guts and every woman is gonna feel this one you know what it is though what he was the first guy to give me an orgasm during sex walk us down that path okay we okay we and how you're how old are you 24 i'm 24 and this was recent this was recent so you just had your first orgasm during sex yes and i've been having sex for quite some time i started having sex at a very young age.

You're like, I was out of the womb. Oh, yeah. Ready to fuck. No, literally. Wait, can I ask you when you lost your virginity? Sure. I was very young. I was 15.

Now 24 years old and you finally had your first orgasm. Finally had my first orgasm. And it's life changing. Claps for you. Life changing. But, well, I was able to give myself orgasm. So I would always, you know, have sex and then go home, masturbate, and then I'm good. How sad.

No, it is sad. And I thought that was normal. Right. For so long, I thought that was normal. And I remember reading somewhere online, because everything you read on the internet is true, right? Of course, of course. And I read somewhere online that, like, 70% of women can't have orgasms during sex. So I thought I was, you know, normal.

And I wasn't mad when I wasn't having sex. I wasn't even, trying to like you didn't even expect it and according to google exactly which that is a true statistic like internal penetration kind of you can't exactly there it is internal penetration so later on i found out that most women don't have orgasms through penetration alone but they're still having or in general women don't have orgasms through penetration alone but they're still having or in general right women don't have orgasms during seven right okay okay okay okay that makes sense that's where i fucked up and then once i found that out once i found a guy who actually took the time to get in positions that was more towards me instead of like trying to please himself that's when everything changed and my standards got a lot higher in the bedroom wow

because i realized all these other guys they were just using me as pocket pussies how i say like their personal pocket pussy and what i mean by that is that they weren't even trying to please me they weren't even touching me there was no foreplay you were doing only positions that worked for you and you got off in five minutes right you didn't even care about me you didn't even care and also because then it goes back to you where you also didn't really expect more until you had more so you thought that was normal exactly and then the minute you met a guy that's like literally fucking you in a position that like is stimulating your clay right making you feel good and he's focusing on you right all of a sudden it's crazy because you get out of that like cloud of thinking you're having like great

good sex I guess but I just don't come and then you have the one guy that you meet and you actually are coming you're like yeah wait a second what was I putting up with before this exactly and how did you have your first orgasm like what was the position like oh we were on the couch I remember exactly we were on the couch and I was on top riding him and I remember he was like don't stop and I was like oh he must like it he was telling, don't stop. And I was like, oh, he must like it. He was telling me don't stop because he knew I was enjoying it. And he knew that was a position that was going to make me come. And that's what I realized. And then once I came, I remember I was so confused. I was like, what the fuck just happened to my body? And I got up and I looked at him and he looked at me and he goes, shit hits different, doesn't it? Oh, and you were like,

I what have I been doing for the past how many years of my life no literally it was life-changing and then he brought me to the bedroom and then we fucked some more and then i came through penetration so now it's a lot easier for me to come other guys can make me come now because i've already broken that barrier i know how to work your body yeah so it definitely helped me kind of be more comfortable with actually allowing yourself to have an orgasm because a lot of us hold back too i'm sorry i had to do it katie fucking came okay i'm so drama i'm sorry but holly fucking luya daddy gang another sign okay i just want to

quickly chime in you're like alex please don't please shut the fuck up every woman listening please again use katie as a sign there are so many women every single day in my dms and i know it may sound repetitive to the women that come you're fucking lucky shut the fuck up and go take a fucking water break okay every woman that has sex and you do not have orgasms during sex stop feeling fucking down i understand you're at the bottom of the goddamn barrel you really are you're so depressed because when it's just you when it's just you and your vibrator and your dildo in that arena and by arena i mean your goddamn bed you can come and you can fucking squirt and

you can do all that jazzy shit and you dream of doing that one day on a goddamn dick but let it be heard from our beloved Katie she wasn't thinking about coming that time she was just having sex he kept her going she was enjoying it and then she came if you have not had success coming during sex have no fear Katie is here no I'm just, have no fear. Katie is here. No, I'm just kidding. Have no fear. Please take your fucking time and stop overthinking about it. Because once you crack that code, the floodgates fucking open.

And I'll play you the fucking hallelujah soundtrack when you fucking come. Okay. And now we can cut her some slack. Now we get why Katie is obsessed with Mr. Big. I think we would all be. The man makes her fucking squirt. However, it's time to get a little deep and call katie out why are you so clingy katie let's hear it tell us about you

being clingy let's talk about this i don't know what it is i just like i get used to a certain um what's the word routine yeah i get used to a routine so if i'm with you like a lot and we hang out a lot and we enjoy each other's company right i'm gonna want that like 24 7 because i'm used to a routine so if I'm with you like a lot and we hang out a lot and we enjoy each other's company right I'm gonna want that like 24 7 because I'm used to it yeah so once you start pulling away because you know I'm kind of getting like clingy that's when I cling on even more and it's almost like sometimes people do that because they've been single for so long I mean I've been single for like like single single for like almost four years now right so when I do meet someone who I feel like they could be my potential new boyfriend i'm so excited for it and i want to do like all these things with them and so i'm trying to like knock it out like let's go to disney let's do this let's do that

like i'm like that type of bitch yes and it scares them because i come on so strong but it's like i've been single for so long like i'm ready to like that's enjoy life with another person kind of i kind of i really respect you for saying that though, because I think a lot of bitches are like, I just don't get it. And it's like, Mary, you are constantly literally sitting on his porch steps waiting for him to come home from work. And you're like, are you ready for dinner? And he's like, we didn't have plans tonight.

Like, please relax. Like you're at least being like, I get that when I find someone that I like, I lean in. So do you have a type like do you have if you look back at it talk no i'm just kidding um i feel like i tend to be attracted to kind of the alpha of the room um the one who's got the most friends the one who's like getting the most attention in a sense of like you can make people laugh you're kind of the life of the party but those are the dangerous ones yeah because sometimes oh they want that attention so badly and they'll do anything for it and that's where you have to be very very careful because then it's all about him when you like you like the man in the room

being the alpha but if it is all about him and he really leans into that then in the relationship it's going to continue to be all about him oh yeah that's where it's hard to date a sociopath or like a narcissist yeah i think i wouldn't recommend i'm pretty sure mr big is a full-blown sociopath yeah okay hi it's me shut up i just this is quick i want everyone in the daddy gang to listen the fuck up katie is about to describe some fucked mental manipulation from mr big and when you guys listen to her and the tonality of how she describes how he speaks to her please try to hear if this relates to a situation in your life or someone in close to his life okay love you guys this just happened recently i wouldn't say it's super fucked up but it was just like, you knew what you were fucking doing.

Right. I was like pretty drunk and I was telling him we were talking about like sex and relationships. And I was like, I don't know. I'm looking for someone that I can mesh with sexually and also like on a mental level. Like I want to be able to like match both things. And he looked at me. He was like, you don't think we have that? Like mind fucking me.

And I was like, wait, I didn't know what he wanted me to say right like I didn't know how to answer that so I was like um I not really I don't think we have that and he was like Katie how do you see us now I'm really mind fucked and I'm like I wasn't expecting this at all and I was like I mean I don't know you'll always have like a special place in my heart that's where I fucked up oh and he's so manipulative Katie yeah exactly exactly just wait for it and so i'm like oh you know you'll always like have a place in my heart but i like at the end of the day i don't trust you i don't trust anything you say but like i'm not gonna lie put anybody in a room

like i'm gonna go towards you and he was like that's nice katie i see you as a really good friend i'm gonna start bawling my eyes out on my own podcast all i could do was laugh all i could do was laugh you cannot first first rule you cannot tell a guy i know you'll always have a special place in my heart that's why i'm a fraud because i'm a simp i'm a simp i'm a full blown simp no but and then to follow it up and be like you know I don't trust you at all even though I spent all my time with you yeah I don't trust you at all yeah he knows if we're in a room I'm gonna pick you yeah Katie because I know I'm gonna get dick at the end of the day too no no there's better there's okay hey it's me again um we're all I know we're all listening to this I even know katie katie knows she was saying it

and she was like i know we all know like fuck but we've all fucking been there how do you get out of it it's you're so wrapped on that fucking good sauce on that good toxic dick like how the and you allow crazy shit like this to fucking go down again i commend this shit out of katie for being so fucking vulnerable and honest and risking people being like oh wow you're such a fucking pushover but please i encourage you guys to let her vulnerability be an amazing moment for anyone listening like is this you like chill on that shit for a second like is that you in your life right now is a guy or a girl manipulating you currently in your life right this moment and talking to you like this like oh katie oh katie you're so cute like oh alex like

so cute that's how the red sox player talked to me straight up oh you're so young oh cute so naive it's patronizing and it makes you feel so fucking little you You hear Katie, the way she says, I was so caught off guard. I didn't really know what he wanted me to say. That's what they do. They want you to be so fucking caught off guard and they want you to feel so little. You know that shitty feeling you get in your stomach when someone makes you feel like that?

If you ever fucking have that feeling, if any partner you are with has ever put that pit in your fucking stomach, you need to get the fuck out. Again, easier fucking said than done. But I'm just hoping this podcast can at least get one fucking girl, one fucking guy out of something like this. Because that shit fucking rocks you. That fucking shit brings you down. Your confidence, the way you look at relationships.

And I know I'm going on a rant here, but it's like, damn, I thank Katie so fucking much for bringing this story because I'm like, that is some vulnerable shit. And that's not something that a lot of people would admit. Come on the Color Daddy podcast and be like, yeah, this guy, I'm a sim for his fucking dick. He fucks me over. He treats me like shit. And I'm fucking there because I want the dick.

Shout out to fucking Katie. Thank God she recognizes it. She's like, listen, I i get it i see it some people wouldn't even be able to pinpoint that conversation and even say it was fucked so but if you're somewhere listening right now and this feels too close to home or maybe you're just like a conversation that alex is playing like it feels weird why does it feel weird is it you sometimes you just can't fucking see it and it gets fucking worse here we go this is so unhealthy i know it is it's extremely unhealthy because does he other than like sex like consistently make you feel great about yourself he'll compliment you yeah i get complimented

i think um what do you tell me uh it was one of those, oh, I've never dated a black girl before. But you know, you're like really pretty. And I stopped him. I said, what? And he was like, you're just really pretty. And I was like, yeah. I wish you would have continued that sentence. I get that a lot.

Oh, I've never dated a black girl before. You're the first black girl I've ever dated. Why do men think that's something you should say? I don't know. And it's so awkward. It's so uncomfortable. Like, do you want, do you want like a prep manual? Like, it's going to be a little darker than you're used to.

Right, right. But like nothing's different, bitch. Nothing's still pink on the inside. Hair might be a little thicker down there, but it's still the same. It feels the same, bitch. Like it works the same. It's still a WAP. Wow.

It is a WAP. It is a fucking wop wait can you i think that's amazing for you to touch on like how that has affected you in dating when men have you do you date a lot of white guys or i do yeah i do date a lot of white guys it just happens i mean they just right right right and they're telling you that you're just a pretty black girl how fucked up and how are you and what do you usually say to that i usually just don't say anything i don't know how to respond i think that's the best response is no response yeah like it's just like i'm just so uncomfortable and like it's almost like they say it like

they want a prize for it like oh congrats there was one guy as his dick is in my mouth i'm literally sucking him off he goes oh my god head from a black girl is amazing as i'm sucking him off like what do you say to that like how about just head from katie is amazing head from katie like amazing dude did we have to go there oh what in what world like they're psycho why the fuck would you say that to me while my while your dick is right and they probably i don't know what his thought process was, but you know what I found out that white men have? Tell me. The nerve. The audacity. White men have the fucking nerve.

They got the fucking nerve. Dude. But. So you just kept, did you just keep sucking it or bite it off? I just, yeah, I didn't even know what to do. Maybe next time like bite it a little. Yeah, I should have, man. Is it really that good?

Is it really that good? Wow. So have you, so you've experienced that a lot? Yeah. Like literally every white guy that I've dated has said that. And it's just like, I don't, I mean, but it's usually just that, like that one sentence. Right. And then they don't like mention it again, but it's just like, you don't know how to

respond to that. Like, it's just awkward. So men out there, like, just don't say that. Well, it's like, if you looked at him, you're like, wow, like you're one of the only like white guys that I've ever dated. Like, what is he supposed to say? Yeah's like me being like you're the smallest dick i've ever been with but like what should i say yeah yeah no literally like make him feel so insecure do you have any advice to people interracial dating um i would say just the same

like if anything like just try to get educated like there's certain things like i mean some people just like learn about like different cultures and stuff, which is, like, very exciting. And they, like, have fun with it. I mean, I'm from an interracial couple. My mom's white. My dad's black. So I just, like, love that, you know? So I don't think twice about it.

It's just, like, natural to me. Oh, I just don't understand. And I think that's amazing for you to say, Katie, because I'm like, men and women, there is no reason for a man to make that comment. So let's just say bye. Or to, like, be, like, scared or, like, to not know, comment so let's right or to like be like scared or like to not know like if we're gonna be like different like it's everything's the same everything vagina and nipple ring yeah like we're good like we're good it's gonna feel the exact same if not better fuck you better honey and again like you said head from katie yeah head from katie is

amazing how do you think your head game is oh okay here's my thing we're getting better we're getting worse what do you think what is this noise it really just depends on my mood there are some days where i can take it a little deeper than others and there are some days where i'm like and it's just the tip it's really like not even like entering your mouth but i will say this i am not ashamed to say that i do not swallow shit tastes like warm boogers and battery acid okay I have never heard that in my entire fucking life wait wait wait can you this is fascinating to me fascinating how how how do you like explain to them what you're about to do like when he's about like how do you come on alex get the fucking statement out i'm so sorry that i'm acting as though i don't understand the concept of not swallowing cum i'm like i'm like so i don't logistically how do you

how does one how do i i apologize ladies everyone that doesn't fucking swallow cum i am here to support you although i don't fully support it i swallow cum I am here to support you although I don't fully support it I support it we've got to support each other but low-key fucking swallow okay continue have you ever had a guy be like what you're not gonna swallow my cum I let them know like they know I usually say because there's a lot of girls I think that would prefer not to swallow can you give them advice how do you go I mean usually most of the time I give head um as like foreplay and then we get right to it I've never done it to like I mean there usually most of the time I give head as like foreplay and then we get right to it. I've never done it to like I mean, there have been a couple of times where they like came in my mouth without warning.

And I kid you not, I spit it onto his stomach and was like, what the fuck was that, sir? Sir, you got to warn me, sir. Wait, I wasn't ready. So so you it's just it's just gross. So it's the texture. It's the texture of it that throws me off throws you off i'm like very big on textures like i can't do smoothies like if there's chunks in it like i don't want oh okay so i could see that it's like literally the texture

yeah like i can't it doesn't it honestly like i've never had like um sperm that tasted bad it's just like salty but it's it's just the fact that it's warm and the texture of it it just reminds me of boogers like it's like let me hawk a warm and the texture of it it just reminds me of boogers like it's like let me hawk a warm loogie into your mouth and tell me how easy it is for you to swallow it that's what i say to guys katie is going in like dude okay wait so when you go to spit it like where are you spitting it i just run to the bathroom so you keep it in your mouth yeah which is even worse i don't even understand that is worse then you're marinating in the yeah you just gotta run

quickly and then how are you able to just stop it from going right down your throat you just oh i oh yeah i pull back once i taste that a little bit i'm like oh and then just finish jacking it off and like uh you thought you thought you were gonna get a sneak attack on me um i commend you for saying that you don't swallow i think that's good i think girls listen i personally in my game no no shame in't swallow. I think that's good. I think girls, listen, I personally- No shame in my game. No, no shame in the game. Absolutely fucking not.

That's why I love having people on to like hear about their different techniques. So there is clarification. If any of you were wondering at the beginning of this episode, when I was like, we have very different views on the world. I'm more so men where we allow the cum to land. And by land, I mean, I love to put that to back my throat. I've

told you guys before, cleaner white teeth. We love it. There's something in the hygiene. It really gets us going. Katie, however, she doesn't feel the same and that's okay. Some of us like to get our protein in different ways. Okay. Okay. Here's a quick story from Katie about giving a blow job. This is a good one. Here you go. Have fun. You know, have you ever been drunk and you thought to yourself, like, I'm about to rock this fucker's world. I'm going to try something new. Oh, yes. So I'm in the pool with a different guy. And I'm like, OK, I'm doing this. I'm going to suck his dick underwater. Think about that for a second. Really think about that logistically. No, no. Yeah. It's going to be so good. It wasn't until I completely submerged my head underwater and shoved his dick in my

mouth that I realized I had just fucked up. Oh, right. Literally. You're like, hold on. This is like logistically is not working. It's not working. So I come up. I'm like gasping for air, just coughing up just loads of water.

Literally chlorine. He is hysterical. And he was like, I knew what you were trying to do. I knew what was going to happen, but I had to watch it. I had to watch it go down i had to watch it i had to watch it go down and that's why i don't trust men right he's like honestly i'm very entertained right now let's see if this bitch can take the chlorine gulp and then take my dick right after it no and he lets you do that that's the thing about men is it is frustrating because they will never stop if it's about to be a good time for them even though he knew that you were about to literally go and gorge yourself in chlorine water yeah okay so then you just stopped mm-hmm when did you get your nipples pierced oh right after my last breakup

um it's like girls dye their hair you got your nipples i got my nipples how did you decide to do that i would literally pass the fuck out no i had always wanted them for the longest time and then my roommate at the time she was like oh i want them too and i think she had just gone through a breakup as well so i was like oh let's go get them done and we held each other's hands here's the thing here's the thing because a lot of people ask me about this when you get your nipples pierced you have about a 50 50 chance of it increasing this um sensitivity okay or taking away the sensitivity completely in my case i can no longer feel in my nipples. I have no sensitivity at all in my nipples. So I'm like, that's kind of sad, right? I mean,

not really. They, I didn't really have feeling in them to begin with because I've inverted nipples. So when they're inverted, they actually tell you to get them pierced so they can pop out and you could feel more like, I guess, normal, even though like there is no like normal look for nipples wait this is good information though because I've had women write in be like what do I do like I have inverted nipples like what's wrong with me I'm like nothing there's nothing wrong with you so you found that by piercing your nipple it like helps them it like forces them out I love the look of them like I can't imagine my boobs without the nipple rings um have guys loved it oh yeah I always feel bad I'm like don't even don't even

try sucking on it I know it tastes like pennies like it's like metal like I don't feel anything but they're they're pretty to look at like they enjoy them because if you can't feel and he can like taste the yeah but like but it looks hot it looks so good so tell us about you were saying to me so you've been in monogamous relationships yes talk to me about the other side of your life. So I was in a polyamorous relationship at one point. And so polyamory. I don't even know.

There's so many polygamy. I guess you could say basically you're like openly dating more than one person. And it's it's kind of hard to explain. You kind of just do what's best for you. There's like different definitions. So it can be like whatever you think a relationship is, you can be with that person. But you're never going to get that title. It's kind of like you're just doing the relationship thing without the title.

And then you're doing it with multiple people. So can you kind of – that's interesting. So you were dating him, a man. And then were you both also dating another person or you were both just dating other people? So I was dating this guy. He was the one who introduced polygamy to me at the time. And I was trying to figure it out. I was learning about it. And I felt like it would be best for me in that time frame because I had just gotten out of a monogamous relationship and I didn't like it and I was like oh maybe I need to try this so I was willing to try it out okay that's good you're

open to it how old were you I was I think 22 I was like junior or senior year college and like how did he like bring it up to you like what does he say he we were on the phone and like things we had been like texting and like talking every once in a while he was like before we take this any further like how do you feel about monogamous relationships and I was like honestly i don't believe in them anymore and he was like well it's perfect because i'm actually like polygamous right and you're like is this a really weird way of you saying you just want to go fuck a bunch of bitches because like i just wanted you to be open because i could see some guys being like i love no but i feel like that's also like a higher level word that like not a lot of guys would introduce yeah and that's the thing

like yeah so he wasn't like just like fucking other girls he was like dating other girls okay and so he was in like pretty like together relationships with them and then i was like introduced and here's where it started getting weird so i'm fascinated it's fun if you're also dating other people i was not at the time i was just seeing him and i was seeing him while he was seeing multiple girls now i was starting to meet the girls so now i can put a face to them wait when you say meet them like tell me like what would be a scenario that you meet them so we all went to the same school and um he worked at one of the places on campus and we would all like go visit him obviously and he'll be like oh that's like so and so i mentioned you to her and like we all knew about each other so i was like oh hey like nice to meet you and of course you're gonna do the initial like comparison right we all look alike which we all look alike

just different fonts oh god which is like funny looks very similar oh god yeah and then here's where it like really just started going downhill okay It wasn't like me and him anymore. It was almost like he was trying to get like a sister wife thing going on. I felt like. Yeah. So I asked him for advice on something and he was like, oh, you know, I don't know about that, but like you should ask her. She knows a lot about it.

And it's like, no, no, no. I have a relationship with you. I don't have a relationship with her. I don't want to like talk to I'm coming to you directly. Yeah. So the line started getting blurred and then he would like tell me about their sex life like his sex life with her and it's like I'm not jealous but I'm a little uncomfortable um I guess he would just say things like oh that's

weird that position didn't work for you it worked for her like she really likes that position maybe we should try it again it's like I didn't want to know that like I don't have an issue with you fucking another girl like literally an hour before I come over but I just don't want to know that. Like, I don't have an issue with you fucking another girl, like literally an hour before I come over, but I just don't want to know about it. That's fascinating to me because without you hearing about them, maybe that would technically be considered in back in the day, just like you're just dating multiple people, you're being open about like, I'm also seeing other people.

But the fact that he was creating a relationship around normalizing talking about them to you and normalizing talking about their sex life yeah i could so see where that gets the lines are blurred yeah and then you also can't help if you're really liking this man you can't help but i wouldn't even jealousy is not even the right word it's like you start to just wonder like well he's saying all these things to me but he's saying them to her too right and did that fuck with you oh yeah and then you just think like well he didn't have sex with me tonight is it because he's having sex with her tomorrow or because like she's better and like you started like even though you're not jealous but you start comparing and that's where i knew like maybe this isn't what i'm meant to do so i had to like pull myself out

of that situation that's a good point katie because i think that knowing myself i do compare myself and i know that's not healthy but we all do it and so if you now know what the girl looks like and he now mentions their sex right when you're having sex with this guy you inevitably are going to think wow wow, I wonder, like, do I have to perform a little bit better because he's going to go fuck her tomorrow? Right. What if she's better than me? Right.

Exactly. Can I ask you, like, so you just were all like just using condoms and like that's was that or? Most of the time I got tested right before he got tested. Everyone got tested like it was safe. Right. So we knew like if there was anyone else, like if they were dating other guys as well like those guys had to get tested so like there were sometimes we used condoms sometimes we wouldn't but i knew like i felt it

yeah the the crazy thing is too is that you said you're like the issue is is that i wasn't dating anyone else right and it's interesting to know like maybe it would have worked better for you but you had just gotten out of a monogamous relationship and you met this guy and it already in itself was like something crazy so it would have been interesting to see like have you met him at a different point in your life like right now you said you're fucking i like my thing is the reason why i stay away from relationships is because i do want a one-on-one like monogamous relationship but i always hate putting that title because i feel like someone better can come along and i want to be available if that person does so i never want

to settle down with someone i'm like still waiting for that perfect person right to where i'm not even looking for like if someone better is coming you know okay well can i give you advice sure because hearing about your mr big situation i have had one of those and hearing you say that you don't want to settle and you're you're waiting for that person and you're like you that's why you don't want to get into a relationship i was the same exact way i was like i'm just keeping him around because he's toxic but it's good sex and like whatever yeah but i would say to you at some point if you start to be like I haven't really found that person I would I know it's easier said than done but a lot of times when you have that toxic person in your life that Mr. Big in your life you don't even realize it but you're not even fully allowing

yourself to be open to new healthy shit to come in that's what my therapist said oh you're in therapy okay yeah yeah and i remember when i cut mine off i was like this is gonna be so lonely i loved our sex yeah and then all of a sudden i met an amazing person and i was like wait what the fuck yeah what if i hadn't cut that off and it's hard because it's consistent and it's toxic and so you it's literally like you probably know i can't get hurt anymore from this person he's already hurt me so you're not even vulnerable it's like he's a dick and he's got a great dick so whatever but to find a new person it's hard for you because it's like

you still don't even realize how much energy you're putting into someone toxic how the fuck are you gonna find someone that's healthy yeah exactly the idea i'm in my therapist oh you're like my therapist you you're like my therapist you're like actually my therapist said i'm like okay wow that makes me feel good exact thing um do you would you consider your sex life like do you like to like are you dominant submissive like do you like to get wild like how what would you describe your sex life like i would say i like i am a little i want to believe I'm dominant. Right. But I don't think I can do it.

I do like making the first move a lot of the time. I love that. But I do like being controlled at the same time. I do like being hit a little bit. If you slap me in my ass, I'm going to cry. If you slap me in the face. Oh, have you ever gone too far? I've had a night where I went too far and I like was like no no i don't think it's ever

gone too far because i'm you know i hang out with little bitch boys right you're like hit me harder harder they're like whoa they just get i don't know there's something about it like guys still don't know the difference between like aggressive and like i guess just like going fast like there's a difference like aggressive doesn't mean you have to go like super duper fast like calm down like you can still be aggressive i love that topic that's a good men listening that's a good point it's like when you want to have a guy and like be super aggressive and get fucked like aggressive yeah a lot of times if you're inexperienced men i feel like they like are like okay now it's like pound her. And it's like, no, no, you don't have to do that. You could go so slow and still be being aggressive and like choking me and like pushing me up

against the wall. Like that is hotter than like we're going like ramp speed. Or when they like grab your face and they're making out with you super quickly. Like I can't keep up. And I'm like, I hate when people kiss me so quickly. Like as if like their mom's about to walk in. We're, like, rushing to do something. Calm. Let's slow it down.

It's chill. We're not going anywhere. Like, you could still be aggressive, but it doesn't have to be quick. Right. Or my favorite, have you ever had guys who are so aggressive and they're, like, rubbing you outside of your jeans and they're like, oh, yeah. Oh, you like that? Oh, my gosh.

And I'm like, I don't know. They're like, oh, you're clit. And you're like, you're in. The denim to clit ratio is genuinely hurting you're in between my thigh and my left lip love like you're nowhere near my clit whoa and they're like yeah you like that like I think you like it more than me but I don't even get how you like it you don't know how to tell them so I'm like yeah oh yeah they'll find it eventually dude what do you think in the bedroom

like do you have any tips like do you feel like you've got something that like maybe the daddy gang could use have you had any guys like look up at you and be like whoa i can't believe she just did that um i know when i'm on top riding one thing that's really helped me learn how to ride is you can balance a lot better if you place your palms on their um pecs so if you kind of like boost yourself up like that and then start like kind of bouncing yeah on it i mean that's what i just that's my go-to i just like bounce on that dick that's there she is here's katie no i love that because i think i've always told i think when you're doing like when people are like how do i like get on top and like how do i feel comfortable i would say my biggest advice for getting on top is like finding stabilization right because the

minute that you you have to be so comfy you have to be so like you need to know that when you go up and you come back down you're not going to be cramping you're not going to be like this is awkward like where am i and then putting your eye creep i always put at least one hand on his chest yeah um and then that allows you to like have a lot of movement. You can do a lot more. I want to go back to you brought up red flags. Yes. And I think that that's such a good topic that like I haven't talked about a while on Call Her Daddy.

And like, is there anything even if you like reference back to videos, like are there any like go to ones that you're like, ladies, listen to me. If this, this, this, then you need to run. The ones where, I mean, the one that I hear almost all the time is I really, really like you. I want to keep doing this, but I just like, I'm not ready for a relationship yet. Can we like, wait, can we give it a little bit of time? Like, I don't see myself. I just don't think I'm a relationship type of guy but i definitely want to keep doing this that's

like the ultimate red flag it's so true it's so true because number one if he really liked you right he first he's not gonna be saying that to you a guy a guy is never not down for a relationship if he finds the right girl exactly so like if he's saying that to you ladies you just have to kind of know like he's not down right he likes fucking you yeah but he's not gonna and he wants to put it out there so that like if you aren't down he kind of doesn't give a fuck if you walk away yeah it's like oh i totally understand like oh i completely get it if you want a relationship sorry yeah he's like kind of saying like i don't really give a fuck if you leave but i'll continue to fuck you if you stay. Yeah. That awful.

So ladies, I agree with you. That's a good one, Katie. It's like if he's saying that to you, run. Yeah, just leave. Unless you're down to fuck. But I feel like a lot of girls always are saying like. They're going to hope that they change their mind. And you're not going to change his mind.

It rarely, rarely happens. That's a good point. Thank you so much. I know you came from Florida for this and I can't thank you enough. I think in person meeting you, you were so right. right i remember we were gonna do it over zoom and i was like we have to meet and it was meant to be i'm so fucking happy that you came on and i'm happy that the daddy gang is gonna get to hear your story i know you have i don't think you understand everyone like out of everything that i've done in this past year like you guys being on caller daddy

i feel like i've made it like it was this that everyone knew they were like that's all you've wanted to do was to be on caller daddy specifically and the fact that i'm here you guys manifest you can do anything you put your mind i'm literally chills because i didn't know this story so i'm like sitting here i had no idea that you that this was something you wanted to do i was like hey do you want to come up like daddy gang like let's do something together no this was a goal from the very beginning. Katie. Yeah.

Thank you so fucking much for coming on the show. Thank you for giving all the details about your sex life. Of course. I can't wait for your family to hear. This is like Daddy Gang. You have to realize. Daddy Gang's always like, I want to come on. And I'm like, did you tell your parents?

Yeah. Are they ready for this? But you said they're fine. Yeah. Oh, they're so excited. My mom was like, is it live? Can I watch it today? Oh my God.

No, not today. Oh my God. Well, I thank you so much. Katie, tell us where we can find you, your social medias. On Instagram. So TikTok, everything TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Katie Florence, K-A-T-I-E, Florence, like the city in Italy. And then the council page is separate, but it's linked in my bio on my main

Instagram Katie Florence so you can see it you'll find it but it's all Katie Florence Twitter everything Katie Florence Katie Florence I can't wait to see where you are and I can't wait to see where you and Mr. Big are in a year he's gonna be gone you're moving to LA you're getting away oh once I'm in LA it's gone you're gone okay that's it you move and you get rid of the toxic we start new find a new toxic just not him exactly yeah boom hello oh hello have you heard about that gal no what who is she oh, I heard she does this thing. And apparently, she pretends like she's in France. No, I've never heard it.

What does she do? Well, I heard that she does something where she answers something. Where she answers these things and they go... Question! Something. Will she answer these things in the good news? Questions! Of the fucking week, baby! Questions! Of the week or something, baby!

Oh, what a fucking bug, baby! Oh my god, what are they doing? Questions! Of the motherfucking week, baby! babe oh my god what am i doing questions on the motherfucking mic babe my abdomen is honestly torn what the fuck was that gal just doing oh bitch it's called fucking questions of the week motherfuckers i'm fucking back baby i know it hurt a lot of your souls to just fucking hear that but i am so fucking happy to be able to say i don't give a fuck welcome to my fucking podcast bitches and guess what we're back with fucking daddy gang questions of the motherfucking week let's get fucking into it. Okay. Hi, our sexy single father. Oh, sweetheart. Don't hype me the fuck up. So I have been in a relationship with a 31 year old man. I'm 22 by the way, for about a year now.

I moved in with him in July when he bought a new house. I swore I was in love with him and we would be together forever. Don't we all sweetheart? Clearly I'm stupid. Oh well at least you read. No I'm just kidding. I love you. Fast forward to recently. He's miserable all the time and is becoming more controlling. I've been talking to someone who's my age more adventurous and just gets me a little bit better but he lives almost five hours away in a state that I actually wanted to go to for college. Anyways, I have no idea what to do because I've done so much work to my current boyfriend's house and we have our lives entangled now. Like, am I just obsessed with this new guy because he's new? I need your straight up guidance. Thank you for being the best fart, farter. Thank you for being

such a great farter. Thank you for being the best father love a daddy gang member daddy motherfucking gang this one is a great way to fucking kick off questions of the week let me tell you something daddy it's not even about the new guy it doesn't get i don't give a fuck if it works out if it doesn't work out we don't care what does matter is what the new guy fucking symbolizes and that just shows you how unhappy you are in this relationship with the 31 year old man fuck staying why because you invested fucking money in furniture and shit listen i get sometimes financial shit fucking sucks i remember lauren was like so pressed because she was like i spent so much fucking money going halfsies on this amazing painting

with my ex-boyfriend and she left it all behind and I was like Lauren think about this you're gonna stay because of painting and I know it sounds like so stupid but when you really put it like that's what you're saying like you're gonna stay because you invested in a house invest in your fucking life bitch don't fucking stay with this guy because you got like a nice clock watch thing you got from a fucking antique store nobody gives a fuck i understand finances are finances yes but your life is your fucking life so use the new guy as a symbolic statement of like you like the new guy you're obviously then not madly in love with this 31 year old and if you're saying he's so boring and he's this and he's this get the fuck out sister we have one

fucking life we're not staying for that bullshit and by bullshit i mean clocks no but you never ever ever stay in a relationship because of material things that you invested in you can find a way to maybe split them and if he's a dick and won't split them with you then you move on people stay maybe because of like kids you don't have those get out daddy i need help i need help out fucking a fuck boy bitch you've come to the right fucking place basically there's a boy that i'm friends with benefits with for almost a year now on and off we fuck with each other a lot but neither of us wants a relationship and we're chill with seeing other people somehow he always spins it that i want a relationship and we're chill with seeing other people. Somehow he always spins it that I want a relationship when I made it clear that I don't, which kills the mood for a while. How do

I make it clear that I don't want a relationship with him? He's really dumb. So even directly telling him doesn't work. Okay, sweetheart. Number one, if you are telling me the truth and you never bring up a relationship with him, then I would say he's fucking projecting and he low-key wants a relationship with you. So ding, ding, ding. We have a goddamn winner. Sweet then I would say he's fucking projecting and he low-key wants a relationship with you. So ding, ding, ding. We have a goddamn winner. Sweetheart, you're in the fucking beep beep driver's seat as we like to call it here on Mother Fucking Call Her Daddy.

What I would say, though, is if he is constantly throwing this in your face like, oh, well, you're the one that you want a relationship, blah, blah, blah. I would look at him and say, say his name is Gerald. Actually, it's not. Let, say his name is Gerald. And actually it's not. Let's say his name is Tyler. Tyler, listen, I don't mean to be mean. I don't want to make you embarrassed and I don't want to be a dick, but like you are, you say that an awful lot for me, never bringing up relationship shit. I think you're projecting and like, listen, if you want to talk about it, we should, but I want to make it clear, like listen if you want to talk about it we should

but i want to make it clear like i don't want a relationship so if that's you in a roundabout way saying you want one i'm saying clear i don't want that shit so like clean your shit up get your shit together get your feelings in check write in your fucking diary and like let's fuck you down like take off your fucking pants basically calm the fuck out be like bro i don't know where you're getting this and like what world you're in because like i'm not down for a relationship so shut the fuck up and fuck me sometimes i think and i know it's mean to say but i don't give a fuck because you're saying he's a fuck boy sometimes you need to look a fuck boy directly in the eyes and you need to put him in his place and you need to embarrass the fucking shit out of him verbally between the two of you

obviously don't do it in front of his friends but put him in a situation where he's like oh fuck because you know what sometimes they need that reality check and what he's doing is he's trying to fuck with you by saying that so shut the fuck down fuck boys think they're so clever it's like no you're transparent because you're maybe actually tyler unfortunately you're not a fuck boy and you're catching fucking feelings and that's okay but let's just own it Tyler. Stop being a little fucking lying bitch and trying to make me look like the fucking squirmy wormy mushy one. Hey daddy.

So I met this guy at a bar a couple months ago and we really hit it off. We ended up hanging out a couple days later had sex and literally had the greatest night together. He has since continued to text me nearly every day but rarely tries to hang out he keeps saying he wants to hang out soon to and to text him if i'm free but somehow this feels like an empty invitation and nothing ever comes of it this whole situation feels weird because he keeps reaching out and i don't know why if there's clearly no end game on his end is he even interested in me if, then why the fuck does he keep texting?

Looking for a friend? XOXO. Okay, girlfriend. I think this is one of the situations personally for me where I would be very straightforward. There's not a lot of times that like you need to just fully say exactly what you're thinking to a guy. But if I were you, this is what I would do. Say he texts you some shit like, hey, how's your day going? I would literally send back. I love to send a little like snooze emojis like the one that it looks like the little emoji is sleeping. The guy's sleeping. I send back like two of those. And to me, I give it I play it off like I'm like, this shit's boring. Like I'm I'm fucking fading out like this is this is boring as fuck. And then you can follow it up and be like, we hanging soon or not. I didn't sign up for a a pen pal like call him the fuck out on the carpet like yo this shit's whack like why

are we what are we doing here let me guess you're gonna say what's up i'm gonna say good we should hang out soon and then we never fucking do you want to fucking go for it let's go but if not like why am i wasting my fucking time on a guy that like is literally just gonna continue to jerk himself off in his fucking bedroom and like i I'm not getting laid. Next. Daddy, you got it. Literally, I would send that text. Next time that guy texts you, send the text and hope and DM me and I will try to fucking look for you and let me know what happens. I bet he will be like, come over. Hi, father. I'm a little bit in trouble. I went on seeking arrangements and I found a sugar daddy. He paid for a 30 minute phone call for $900 and then he sent the money on venmo a few

days later he said i took advantage of him and that he wants the money back or a lawsuit is coming my way what do i do i spent most of the money can i can i be getting sued sweetheart you're not getting sued we don't need to spend another minute on this he's lying he's trying to scare you he is the one on seeking arrangements he's the one that paid you for 30 minutes of your time he's the one that willingly no one forced him willingly venmoed you 900 for 30 minutes that's kind of fucking amazing that's on him and so something happened in his fucking life where he's freaking the fuck out and he's trying to get that cash back sweetheart go spend it you that's that's's right. You're so fucking on brand that you're like, but I already spent some of it. Like, what do I do? You go spend the fucking rest, bitch. He's lying to you. There's no way he's going to fucking sue you. For what? Oh, you want to talk to the drudge about how you're on fucking

seeking arrangement and you send me the fucking money over Venmo? Nope, not illegal. Go fuck yourself. When you're involved with multiple guys at once, how do you keep them straight? Have you ever accidentally called one by the other's name or brought up something that was discussed with the other guy? Sweetheart, this is the goal. This is actually the fucking goal. I would encourage every single daddy gang member listening. If you're dating multiple men, it is very, very healthy and good and genuine to accidentally send them a text that was for a different guy or to, I don't know, accidentally call him by the wrong name when you're getting fucked by him. I'm not going to lie. It's fucked. But men are less emotional in those senses than women where

he's not going to cry about it, but he's going to look at you differently. And if anything, he's going to fucking like you more. And I know it's fucked, but it's the fucking truth. So to dabble a little bit, to let him know let him know like oh bitch you're not the only one oh like bitch i am talking to other men especially if you're openly saying like yeah we're just we're just dating around now listen if it's your fucking boyfriend i don't know like reel it in like maybe once in a i don't know once a year throw in a little jealousy thing but i would say if you're openly dating the game is fucking open it's a full fucking open playing field you're able to fucking now don't overdo it because then it's gonna be like yeah we get it like you you fuck and like you've got men like

shut the fuck up but i think it's good i've had it but i think again do it in an organic way if it happens and you accidentally text him something and he's like, what? Then fucking roll with it. Be like, oh, sorry, my bad. Don't try to cover it up. I think it's the best when you're like, oh, sorry, my bad, that wasn't for you. But don't start doing it on purpose.

That's when it looks like fraud-like and you just look stupid and it's like, it's kind of transparent. So just find your good balance. Do guys really stare at our buttholes in doggy? If so, how do I even get that close up shaven up in my crack? Daddy, I fucking love this question. I think it was with Lauren like one drunken night like years ago, Lauren and I were talking and she's like, so they really do stare at the asshole really dying laughing. Listen, first of all, what he's

really looking at is he's looking at your ass and he's kind of like got like a um like a buzz on you know he's got that dick buzz and looking at the asshole buzz he is looking at his fucking dick going in and out of your pussy and he's loving the way his dick is sliding in and out and he loves that he's also staring at an ass i promise you like i promise you no man gives a fuck what your asshole looks like when he is fucking you doggy from behind with his fucking hands on your ass and his dick in your fucking pussy. I promise you. So any woman around the world, listen up. If that's a concern of yours, I don't want to do doggy because he's going to stare at my asshole. The asshole is in the

fucking focus. It's a nice little accessory, but it's not the focus and it's not going to prevent him from fucking you in the fucking pussy doggy. Okay. It's one of the favorites. It's one of the all time favorites. Let me, let me pose you this question. Have you ever heard a guy say, no, I just, I don't really like doggy. Cause like I see her asshole. Crickets, literally fucking crickets said no man fucking ever.

Daddy, mother fucking gang gang that is it for this week it felt good man it felt fucking good to get a couple questions of the week out there i am so excited because i'm going to be going home for thanksgiving i will give you guys an update i don't believe there's going to be an episode next week for thanksgiving i'm going to be traveling back to the united states i will be be on a plane from Tuesday night into Wednesday. But if something changes, I will update you guys. I hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving. Obviously, it fucking sucks with COVID and everything. Just be safe. I know people aren't really doing anything and families can't really get together. So I hope everyone finds some type of way to be thankful um maybe i don't know that

you're healthy and that we are daddy gang that's always a good thing to be fucking thankful for um i want to give you guys some updates here's the thing daddy gang there is going to be a ginormous and when i say ginormous i mean ji- mean gy fucking normous black friday sale wow well what do you mean by that Alex when I tell you that an entire new tie-dye sweatsuit is coming out sweat pants and a little cropped matching top okay beanies what beanies call her daddy fucking beanies we have baby blue we have purple we have pink we have gray we have black they're so fucking cute i personally designed them because you guys know me i love to wear beanies when my hair is fucking looking ratchet um we have crop teas coming out

crop tanks coming out we have another phone case coming out we have sweatsuits coming out it's all fucking happening on black friday and there is going to be a motherfucking sale. So Daddy Gang, make sure you guys put on your alerts or keep checking. It's at the Barstool website. It's going to be at barstool.com. You go to the Call Her Daddy store and you will be in that bitch. I'll make sure to post everything on my social media so you guys can stay up to the know. It will be on Call Her Daddy Instagram. It's just Call Her Daddy. And then obviously my personal Instagram is just Alexandra Cooper. I love you guys so much um i'm really excited for the month of december specifically because i have a lot of exciting not only guests coming up but also i'm moving to la and lauren and i

have a little fun announcement coming soon of maybe something that we found. All right, Daddy Gang, that is it for this fucking week. You know the motherfucking drill. I will see you motherfuckers next Wednesday.