Call Her Daddy - 11 - MILF Hunting Season

Episode Date: November 21, 2018

The duo explains how they faked their grandfathers death to get out of an airline fee. They provide multiple ways to finding a third for a threesome, get into a detailed strategy for hunting MILFs, and how to navigate that fuck buddy life if you want more.

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy welcome to call her daddy okay what is up daddies guys i hope everyone is getting ready thanksgiving is tomorrow and you better goddamn well be getting down and doing the cooch gobbler combo in honor of this amazing holiday gobble gobble gobble you should be gobbling up your thanksgiving dinner with your family and gobbling up your significant other's private parts and getting out. I hate the way you just said private parts. That's like, I don't know why I would rather you literally say like a dick and a vagina instead of private parts. Don't you feel like that's kind of creepy? I mean, let's just roll with it. Just gobble them up. Okay, so yes, guys, tonight is the biggest drinking night of the year. I know.

I mean, everyone's going back to their hometowns, which is so exciting. Yeah. And I think it's called Blackout Wednesday. Is it? I don't even know what it's called. Regardless, everyone gets blackout. First and foremost, obviously, we have to say because we're responsible adults. Be safe tonight, everyone.

Get your Ubers. Have a designated driver. But fucking get after it for sure. So, yeah, everyone's going back to their hometowns. And I think, I mean, you're going to Utah. Yes, I'm going to be going to Utah. That will be exciting. And you're going to go to Pennsylvania, right?

Yes. The Amish and the Mormon take their hometowns. So I was just thinking about how like everyone goes home. And I feel like, first of all, everyone's probably getting that like, hey, stranger text. Right. It's like you go home and then all of a sudden you get hit up by like your high school guy or the college people and everyone starts coming back together uh-huh well it's just crazy about going home because you're gonna go to the bar yep i don't know if you have like your go-to bar from when you were growing up there but you're gonna run into someone and people i feel like get frisky okay but wait think about okay people get frisky over thanksgiving break great where the fuck do you bring your hookup

hey come on back to my parents house and let's fucking get after it like in your childhood room you have to like push all the stuffed animals off the bed i'm like ripping my joe jonas poster off i'm like that never happened and pushing all of my stuffed animals yeah that's kind of fucked up yeah i don't really know how that works we don't even know no um okay so yeah so everyone i hope everyone has safe travels i hope everyone's smart tonight yes what time you're you're getting on a flight soon yep i am speaking of flight there is something that happened that alex and i are not proud of but it is a hack that is really going to change lives here so listen up Alex and I were flying to Florida and we faked a death to get out of a late fee for changing a flight yeah we were going to a music

festival and basically we we were so dumb we booked the flights when we were drunk one night and we woke up the next morning and we realized we literally booked the flight for the wrong weekend of the festival. So there was no other choice but to change this flight. Yeah. And I mean, airlines nowadays, it is impossible to change a flight without having to pay a ridiculous amount of fees. Yeah. And basically the only way that you can really get out of it fee free is if you are deathly ill and you have like a doctor's note.

Right. Or if you have a death in the family. So. So. Give it to us. Alex and I had no clue how this was going to pan out, but we just tried it. We called in. The lady said, I'm so sorry for your loss.

We need two pieces of information. We need the name of the individual that passed away and the funeral home that they will be having the service at. And you know what Alex and I did? We looked up the local obituary and we found the name of someone who had recently died. In Florida. In Florida. It lined up with the flight that we needed in terms of time in terms of time can i just interject and say you guys see sophia and i look like different like your complexion's different i look different we there's no way we could be

related we both had to get out of this flight change. So we literally said we were related and that we were cousins. Like, what the fuck, dude? We're like, yeah, and we're cousins and our grandfather died. And we both have last names that are different. And then our grandfather has a different last name. But, you know, it's all the same. It's our grandfather and we miss him dearly. Like, what?

I mean, it was a stretch for sure. But they bought it. But we found the obituary. The obituary happens to have the funeral home of that individual a lot of the time which was unbelievable unbelievable so we call back we give them the info she says i'm so sorry for your loss your flights have been changed no fees whatsoever no fees go on your way r.i.p grandpa you guys might be thinking yeah we're gonna get shit for this you guys might be thinking this is so fucked up without getting too depressing

i just want to say i know everyone's out there being like that's so fucked up because i've actually had a death in my family where i had to change my flights and fuck you and blah blah blah love you grandma my grandma just passed away this past weekend and I know goddamn well R.I.P. love that love that bitch she was the best woman in the game I know if she knew I needed a way to save $700 she'd be like Alexandra you better put my name there you better put my funeral home and you better rock that shit. Absolutely. I like, I want to call my grandma after this and be like, grandma, like, how would you feel if you died?

And I use that to get out of a lady. And it's not like it was like this big accidental death. Like it was his time to go. He was like 98 pushing a hundred. Yeah. And it was his time to go. And did we send flowers to the funeral home? This guy that we've never met. We should, you not. Afterwards, Sophia and I were like, is this home of this guy that we've never met we shit you not

afterwards sophia and i were like is this kind of fucked up that we did this and sophia and i literally sent flowers to the funeral home and then low-key later we were like is it kind of fucked up that we just sent flowers is the family gonna be like who the fuck is alex and sophia and what was this his mistresses it was it was the oh my god right because he was like a 90 year old man but it honestly was the least we could do they I mean he saved us like seventeen hundred dollars exactly so whatever the story is if you guys really are and listen we don't condone doing this just casually because also I'm pretty sure the flights keep record of if you change like your name and shit so don't do this all the time but if you are in desperate need of changing a flight look up the local newspaper of where you're flying and

granny and grandpa popped out that week yeah okay moving forward so i'm gonna i was just gonna bring up a topic that has nothing to fucking do with flights and grandparents passing away okay um threesomes so the other week sophia and i talked about threesomes um we talked about how there can be great for relationships but afterwards we had a lot of people writing in asking us how the hell do my partner and i find a third person because they expressed to us that the last thing they want to do is go for a close friend hire a prostitute hire a prostitute are we allowed to say that i don't know is that legal no i don't know okay yeah that actually is you didn't hear it from us but just hire no yeah we know people that have hired prostitutes and things went great but um yeah so people are

asking like how the hell because i get it you don't want to always just do it with your best friend and if it's with your boyfriend because that can be like issues of like jealousy and shit so you sometimes want like yeah low-key like a rando yes which i totally get so we talked about this and we came up with a game plan for you guys because we're doing the lord's work we're gonna going to help you get a third. I think the best way is to approach someone in a party setting. Free flowing alcohol. Your walls are down. You're feeling a little frisky. Looking a little slutty.

Exactly. I think that's. And I mean, let's be honest. How many hookups have you had after nine a party? Dude, the amount of horniness that girls get when they're drunk and they're at parties. Like, girls, we all know you're in the goddamn bathroom and you fall in love with every girl you start talking to. It's like, oh my God, babe, like, your tits are amazing.

Like, I love your fake tits. Like, let me feel them. You pee in front of them. You pull your pants down. Like, everyone's having a little orgy in the bathroom. Let's be real. Yeah. Girls become lesbians. They're like, you're you're so hot like let me see your tits like oh my god like let's

just go pee in front of each other that's what let's make out sometimes it gets to that level because guys are always like what the hell do girls do in the bathroom when you're drunk exactly that i'm looking at every girl's tits we're all talking about what we're doing what we're wearing so it's great yeah so i think that this is really important i think the girl needs to become friends and comfortable with the girl yeah and before she's gonna bring in the aspect of her boyfriend if the girl and her boyfriend approach the third, that's so intimidating. Yeah. That's so aggressive. Yeah, I could see that being like a little too much.

Like I would personally be a little intimidated. But if I had a girl in the bathroom being like, oh my God, you're so hot. Like, let me see your tits. I'd be like, absolutely don't. Yeah. And then slowly as you guys start to like vibe a little bit. And if that girl's like my boyfriend, like thinks you're, I want to introduce you to my boyfriend.

He's going to think you're so hot and he's gonna love you that's so much better than just right off the bat being like me and my boyfriend think you're so hot let's absolutely so guys party setting 100 and you can also kind of tell like there are certain girls that are down for it at parties they're down for a good time right and then there are also girls obviously you'll be able to gauge yeah how interested they are not within i mean just go to the bathroom with them see what they do are they naked by the time you're walking out or not okay so other ways we talked about well we actually which is kind of random but we talked about bumble yeah oh okay tell your experience i i'm gonna sound like such a loser i don't even care when i first moved to new york i had no friends none of my

friends really live on the east coast okay so when i moved here i was a total loner i lived in a studio by myself and i had bumble for like a week and at first i was just going and hanging out with guys and of course all of these guys were thinking when are we fucking yeah let's hook up what is this app for and i was treating it like it was a find friends app like i would go and hang out with him be like oh my god homie and like bestie and like let's hang out pull your fucking labia out and you're like no no no so after like a few days of that i was like these it was it was annoying like you know that feeling when you know a guy wants to do something and then they start getting annoyed and yeah i hate you you're satan and i was like i can't believe i'm doing this right now but i'm just gonna do girl seeking

friend that's a girl oh and alex when i tell you i had like three or four girls contact me saying you are so pretty me and my boyfriend would like to meet you the bumble i don't know what's happening on bumble but they get a little wild on so and you never met any of them i'm gonna confirm for your mother's sake um but yeah that's i think a perfect way also if they like have pictures with their boyfriend and they're trying to meet girls i think you'll kind of gauge that way is a great way to meet people yeah okay also this is like reminding me of craigslist I don't know in Utah there's this whole section of craigslist called back pages where you can like hire I wish you guys could I probably shouldn't

be saying this you can like hire girls off of there and of course they don't flat out say what they're on there for but they'll be like masseuse or you know i could let me come over and give you a massage she's like i'm here for a good time not like fun yeah oh wow okay so craigslist i'm pretty sure that we're gonna get in trouble but i know are we allowed to say you're okay so whatever i'm helping people get a threesome okay there you go um okay so yeah either hire a prostitute go on craigslist. Go on Bumble or go to a party. And that ladies and gentlemen is how you find your threesome.

Last point. Maybe you need to just do a swinging situation. Yeah. Dude. Like we said last. Where it's like couple switches with a couple. Fuck threesomes. Go for the foursome.

Right. Because at that point I kind of think that's maybe one of the better things. Also for older couples. If you're like married and shit, just have other couples come into the bedroom with you. And then there is no jealousy because you're all together and you're fine. Absolutely. But we also just wanted to talk about threesomes in regard to two points. One is girls understand that if you allow your boyfriend to have a threesome with you, he may absolutely look at you like you're the most savage girlfriend in town and everyone's going to be like, holy shit, you're so lucky your girlfriend's down for that. But, Sophia, what were you saying?

I think call her daddy is a judgment-free zone. Right. that there is sometimes a slippery slope that comes with threesomes because you're there hooking up with a third person and I think sometimes that can normalize right hooking up with a girl for the guy I mean your boyfriend's dick is inside another girl and if you happen to just not be around one day and he's already been doing that so often with you, what makes it wrong to do it when you're maybe not there? I think I think that is just something to take into account that that is a possibility. It does kind of normalize fucking someone other than you. Absolutely.

Pretty much is what we're saying. But on the flip side, I also think like that works for a lot of marriages and you're able to spice it up and get some variety and the husband will never stray or do anything for sure or the or the woman for that matter absolutely girls are never in the wrong cheat as much as you can girls get in while you can let's go okay moving on um i want to talk about a topic that i think is near and dear to a lot of men's hearts and well let's let's talk about this transitioning from threesomes a threesome is every guy's fantasy every man has thought about it but what tops a threesome for a lot of guys are milfs oh my god oh my god that is like guys never shut up about milfs yeah

i think obviously i think the milfs are more of a folklore than the threesomes because I think I know a lot of people that have had threesomes, but I don't know that many people that have fucked MILFs. And I mean the whole Lisa Ann thing. Holy shit. Oh my God. I, for every guy that I've dated, their number one was Lisa Ann. Yeah.

Every time I was like, who the fuck is this lisa ann girl yeah for all of you that don't know she's like the milf porn star yeah i think she might be like the number one searched porn because because then i think milfs are the number one search porn but overall she her in her own right my god hey lisa come and teach us something what if we had her on the phone she would never wait but I personally didn't even think she was okay but we're women but like don't I don't even think she's that hot I well Alex and I went and did our research for research purposes for our job we went and looked at her and I get it she's a total milf yeah she is fucking hot yeah she's not my style like we came across kendra lust yeah and we both agreed that she was way more up our alley okay we watched each full video and we're like this yeah we watched 15 minutes kendra lust we watched her three hour

special okay so more into this anyways so guys this topic I wanted to bring up because we are gonna give guys a little insight into a thing I like to call milf hunting it's milf hunting season baby strap up boys so milf hunting what is milf hunting well I think every guy always says oh my god my dream is to get a milf but I also do think a lot of guys know it's not realistic it's hard how the fuck do i do it so like i just said i have a few friends that have had threesomes i have one specific male friend that has fucked two milfs one was 35 one was 38 beautiful sofia and i have looked at both of their pictures the one was so fucking hot oh my god there was a blonde one that i was ready to go for mesmerized she they both have fake tits and they were they were just savages they both have kids both have rings on their fingers okay

oh so i want to okay so i want to take you guys through just a little bit about his experience because obviously sophie and i have no experience with milfs although maybe one day we'll be them but i'm just kidding so anyways this is how he found his milfs the first one he found at a barnes and noble on a saturday morning shut up i'm not fucking kidding barnes and noble barnes and noble on a saturday morning and the second one he found on bumble so tell me about this barnes and noble situation because i don't even know what the fuck just came out of your mouth how well think about it we're also go to barnes and noble i know i even know they exist i was gonna say think about places milfs would be panera bread pilates whole foods places like that. Right. MILF City. So he's at Barnes & Noble and he said that he was walking around, hanging out, and he saw this MILF.

And he's the one, he's the guy that I always refer to that fucks everything. And so he's a savage and he knew what he wanted. And so he starts making eye contact with her and she's reciprocating. So they're making eye contact a bunch. Then they go to the checkout line at the same time. They to the checkout line he checks out first he walks out the door she follows like he like whispers like you're my fetish bitch fuck me come to my car okay so then he's driving his stepdad's car that day it's a really nice car so he parked kind of like far away in the parking lot okay no car around no reason for this bitch to start following him he's making

his way to his car and he sees she's like five steps behind him and he's like no fucking way no fucking way is this bitch literally following me to my car so finally he's a savage and he turns around and he looks at her and he smirks and he goes you And he laughs. And then before she has a chance to say anything, he introduces himself. They start talking. She gives him her number. OK. The next morning, they meet for coffee and bagels. And that night, they fuck.

Wow. I mean, like, you really can't make that shit up. Wow. Because I wouldn't have believed it. Fast forward to two weeks into them fucking. I had a boyfriend at the time and he was always giving me tips of like what to bring into the bedroom.

He calls me and he's like, Cooper, Cooper, stop whatever the fuck you're doing. Cooper, I need to talk to you. And I'm like, what, what? And he's like, you will never guess what my MILF just did. He would call her his MILF. And he's like, you'll never guess what my MILF just did. I mean, that's better than his mom.

No, that's true. Okay. So he's like, you'll never guess what my MILF did i mean that's better than his mom okay so he's like you'll never guess what my milk just did i'm like what what what he starts going on to explain to me that she just did a position that she had never seen done he had never seen done in porn he had never had done to him and he was like this is the hottest fucking position that's ever happened to me i just about fucking came all over her had to keep it together she pulled some move that i needed so badly to know what it was he sent me a picture and drew it on a piece of paper and was like cooper perform this on your man wait like stick figures please show me the picture i'm not fucking around i will show you later maybe we can throw it up and call her daddy i would die so anyway so this girl he said was the

best fuck of his life literally he he explained it as like an animalistic fuck. Like this woman was insane. I get that because I feel like older women are so comfortable with their bodies. They've been around the block. They know what they want. They're not scared to be like, bitch, do this, this and this. And that's how I'm going to get off. Absolutely.

And I think like what I aspire to one day. That's goals right there. So so that was one of his best stories and he fucked with her for about like I would say almost four months and yeah and he was like he dropped all of his in-age bitches and stayed with the milf for as long as she would keep fucking him the next story I'll just quickly tell you guys um which is probably the most realistic for all of you if you're trying to seek out a milf if you're hunting for milf if you are hunting for milfs this season men um he found her on bumble so for two weeks he set his preferences to like 35 to 42 and it took him a while finally he

found this milf and he said it was the sketchiest way that he was fucking with this milf so she said do not text me and he was like okay what the fuck finally she called him had a place to meet up with him and then he texted her once i think like wait what's the address called him again it was like never fucking text me and he's like oh my god okay he said they met up one night fucked it was the best sex of his life and then literally the next morning he called her went right to voicemail she blocked his number and she unmatched with him on Bumble and he never heard from again. She just used him. Literally used him.

Used him. Like, I kind of love that. Right? I fucking aspire to be that too. Like fucking savage. Okay, this is such an interesting topic to me because never have I ever sat here and been like, oh my God, like it's DILF hunting season. Let's go get some dabs.

I need to fucking dilf tonight no like i don't understand it like is it really is it just that they're older or is it that they have kids i don't know like thinking about us like the other day on the subway i was like i was like staring at this guy he was hot as shit and he was obviously older i was like he was reading a book and i couldn't see if he had a ring on i'm like bending underneath to see if he has a ring on. But I didn't care really if he has kids or not. I was like, it's just a hotter, older guy. Like women will just say like, oh my God, like I'm into older guys. Because they're not.

Just like older women. I'm sure older guys have had more experience and know how to fuck better. Right. But I'm not like, but he needs to have little kids. Yeah, like does the fact that the woman has kids make it even hotter i think that's what my friend said he said was so hot he was like she would text me and be like hey i just put the kids to bed you can come over now and he was like fucking her knowing that that's so fucked up fucking her knowing that like kids were in the house was like the hottest no i

could totally see that because you like have to keep it down. This girl's being 10 times like more of a slut because her kids are in the other room. So I don't know. I guess I would love to hear if girls have ever like fucked around with DILFs and hopefully they're divorced. But yeah, I don't know. I just think it's the craziest thing. And now maybe we'll start DILF hunting this season. Yeah, let's do it.

Okay, Alex, moving on from D on from dills and mills galore love that um a lot of girls have been writing in how to get a guy to ask what are we okay that's such a typical question we've all been there you're fucking around with a guy you've been doing it for months you guys are getting really close you're hanging out all the time and you're wondering what the hell are we and like where is this going yeah for sure i think every girl is always writing and asking don't worry ladies we're here yeah and and i think the key thing is that the girls don't want to be the one to ask of course and i think in absolute call her daddy fashion

my advice is be sketchy be fucking shady right that's exactly how i do it i know the way i basically got a boyfriend um one of my first boyfriends i wanted to know what the fuck we were doing i my pride is too fucking big that i'm like i'm not gonna fucking ask he needs to ask so what i started doing is and please do this sparingly because some girls throw this shit out way too much but you tell him you can't hang out that night okay you guys are in a consistent groove and you can't hang out that night and you like you're just like oh no sorry i'm just going out don't give him a lot of details next thing he knows you post some like inconspicuous little snapchat story and there happens to be a guy's arm in there and i know my guy friend literally said cooper it breaks guys hearts when we see the girl that we're fucking but we haven't wifed up and

we're not locking down her posting a story of like knowing she's with another guy yeah perfect example but okay alex you're saying like be shady be sketchy but it's not really be shady or be sketchy it's act single because you fucking are act accordingly act accordingly act single because this guy has not put a label on anything yeah he's not saying you're serious so act that way absolutely don't don't give him the benefits of being a girlfriend when you're not his girlfriend yeah you don't own this pussy until you actually have been writing that you own it so exactly i also think okay fine dropping little hints yeah it's all about subtle but get the point across absolutely I totally agree I think

that's what you should do in the beginning yeah off the bat yeah I think if you've been doing that for a while if you've been living the crazy single girl life for a while and it's not affecting him and it's not getting to him and he's not freaking out and asking you what's going on. I think that's kind of a clear sign that he doesn't want anything serious. And I think that's a clear sign. I mean, because guys usually when they know, they know and they let you know. It's true. You know?

It is. I said that 50 times. If you know, you know and then you know. If you know and you know and you know. And you know this. So I you know and you know this so i think at that point if this guy is not making it clear what he wants yeah i think what is the harm in fucking asking him oh also i just thought of a quickly another way to get him concerned is if you're fucking consistently and you're doing the whole like cuddle and sleepover thing get the fuck

out of bed one night and like high five him and be like yeah i'm going home and i'm going out and they're like wait what you're like thanks for the fuck basically you're like good day sir good day sir good day and i'll see you peace out you know that definitely can fuck with a guy because guys want to be that guy they don't want the girl doing that but what i was going to say is i think at a certain point it gets to where you're like okay fuck it i'm just gonna ask and and what do you have to lose at that point nothing you know if he says he wants nothing you either decide if you want to just keep fucking him because if the dick is good you're gonna stay in it or if you're catching feelings and you don't want to stay then get the fuck out and go find another fuck buddy

exactly i totally agree another way to make people think that you're being shady that we've talked about is sending that errant text oh the errant text i wanted to talk about because first of all an errant text is a text you send pretending that that text was supposed to go to someone else does that make sense oh i know exactly. Yes. Okay, so. You're like my forte. My forte.

No, you know what? It's actually not my forte. So this guy I was talking to once, the poor guy was so not in the game. Like he did not know how to play the game that sometimes he played the game and didn't even know he was playing the game. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed so i wake up one morning and i have a text from him and it's literally hey babe and then he follows it up with hi gorgeous and i'm like oh my god he literally meant to send me hi babe and then some other broad hi gorgeous and i'm like hello that's such a good one and i'm like the poor guy and you know what all I took from that was I learned from that and I used it myself I wasn't even upset I'm like genius that's

how I know I'm fucked up I'm like yeah unbelievable pure creative genius again he didn't even know and I never even called him out but I was like thank you because and I did that to a guy once and he was like what the fuck and I like played it off but then he was at my asshole for the next two weeks to be completely transparent i think it's the dumbest thing you can do absolutely when people do that to me i can see right fucking through it i'm like no one accidentally sends texts anymore maybe every once in a blue moon and it's few and far between dude not to call out because daddy gang we support you always but i just want to give some feedback i saw someone wrote in and was like oh my god like i fucked with him and told him that i accidentally in quotes accidentally i accidentally texted him and said right i need to wash my sheets from last night that is too fucking it's cringe worthy no it's too obvious it's way too obvious

if a guy texted me that the next day i would be so done with him i'd be i would be like i don't even care if you're fucked i'm upset that i would have rather you had cheated on me and fucked than sent me something so stupid right i'm not having i'm not procreating with an idiot i'll procreate with a cheater maybe not be a fucking savage don't be a little bitch boy so you guys have to be yeah you have to get creative with it and know your moments guys shoot your shot when it's right we always say that don't overdo it don't over post his arm in your story don't over text him absolutely all right let's get into questions so first question i wanted to know your thoughts on piercings on guys, specifically nipple piercings.

I've had one of my nipples pierced for like 10 years. Should I take it out or not? I have mixed reviews from females about it. So I figured I would go to the pros. Keep doing your thing. Content's hilarious. Thank you. That's 10 years too long. I was going to say thank you for the compliment. However, I'm going to have to tell you to rip that thing out of your fucking nipple right now. No, I don't want a guy to rip off his shirt and have nipple piercings no i mean again it may just be me and sophia but i personally don't think that's i think there's a certain type of guy that can pull it off what type of guy sophia i guess lenny kravitz could maybe have one maybe and i would like let it slide you would let it slide for lenny yeah

but he's the only one yeah i just think that's not fucking hot and a lot of girls have asked us about nipple piercings what do you think about nipple piercings for girls i mean i know guys think it's so hot i think it's hot i i personally could never do it but i i hate how i just touched my tit i know i'm like i'm not gonna try to do it right now um i personally don't think i could do it because i'm so afraid of needles but i i mean i think it's hot when girls have them i think it's i think it's a little over the top when girls are constantly now on instagram posting with no fucking bra trying so hard to let everyone know they have their nipples pierced like make it yeah they're wearing like this super sheer white cotton top like leave a little bit to the imagination even really when girls do that without a piercing and they're going out of their way to like show oh i have a picture full fucking

nips out on my instagram so shut that down right now sophia okay so you think it's hot no i don't i think it's overboard oh absolutely if it's like every day but if you throw up one every year, it's fine. Next. Oh, oh, everybody strap on for this one because I think everyone can relate to this for girls, at least possibly happening. But I don't know a lot of people it's happened to. So this girl said, the worst thing of my life happened to me. My boyfriend and I were at a bar slash restaurant that we frequent. I had to pee.

So he told me to take my phone and show him how wet I am. We are like rabbits. We were talking dirty at the table. I record myself on Snapchat because that's where I usually take all my pictures slash videos and I just save them. I posted on my story me fingering myself in the bathroom at a restaurant. What the fuck? Oh my God. Sweating.

I'm sweating. I'm cringing. I'm deceased. That is the worst possible scenario I've ever heard in my entire life. Ever. I'm speechless. There's the amount of times. Listen, I don't.

Yeah, I don't even know what it is. Snapchat camera is just better than your regular camera yeah i always take my pictures in there you always save them and then can you and i'm always paranoid about that exact thing happening same so i'm always like obsessed with like ocd about it i i genuinely can not even feel for you because i can't even imagine what would happen to me in that very moment like props to you for handling it like a champ and writing in and sharing it with us thank you you know what daddy just it happened there's no point in crying over spilled milk nope just and I'm sure you looked great I'm sure you looked great I'm sure as well okay tell people they're lucky yeah next I've been hooking up with a guy for a while he's normally pretty good in bed however recently

he's been super me me me like telling me to suck his dick every five seconds and i'm not really feeling the pleasure reciprocated what do you do in this situation oh daddy's okay i think the best thing to do in that situation is to just start making comments about how the sex isn't that good wait hold on how would you just casually drop that i would just say just when every single time he wants to go hook up just kind of be like i'm not in the mood like i just don't really feel like doing it and then when he asks you just say i don't know it's just not really how it used to be or i feel like there's something missing like i want to get back to how it was and fuck with his head and then in his mind he's gonna be like wait what the fuck and then he'll probably try to please you or you can pull a classic like little little comments like

something about like oh i'm sure yeah you will you get your dick sucked all the time i don't really get mine even just like in the moment if you're drunk or something and he'll be like oh wait i think i think go right at it or yeah your way sophia i kind of like my way because okay why not bruise his ego a little bit i love bruising a good ego you're right i mean all right follow sophia on this one next how bad is it to send nudes to a guy with a girlfriend like he's really hot and asking and i'm fucking desperate okay wait this i'm not getting it are they is he is she like are they fucking or no she's literally just sending him nudes so she's just sending nudes to a guy with a girlfriend for what reason attention that that is that doesn't sit well with that is low

self-esteem yeah insecurity 101 listen girls we love our daddy gang but we also got to be harsh when it's when it's necessary this is a this is a perfect example like so you're not fucking him so so what are you doing you literally just are enjoying getting attention from a guy that's telling you you look hot when you send him nudes there are so many guys out there that are single that you can be doing that too there are so many guys on the horny internet that you can be snapchatting your fucking tits and your v2 there's no reason that you need to constantly be sending nudes to a guy with a girlfriend i don't know if that's your fetish or what but if i were you i think that yeah that does come off as desperate right and he's literally

using you for fucking news yeah if you need that kind of attention like throw that shit up on reddit and you'll get attention for days legit so yeah i think i would barst on reddit and you'll get attention for jay legit so yeah i think i went barstool's website and you will get attention like you've never seen like shut the fuck up okay next one this girl invited me out to go for drinks and things were going really well so we went back to her apartment and started talking i started to tell her how i've been listening to this podcast and she seemed intrigued so we listened to the gluck gluck episode within five minutes into the episode she starts ripping off my pants and proceeded to give me the best head of my life thank you Alex and Sophia FYI I'm writing this from her bathroom the next morning no we gotta end on that that's amazing

dude I swear to when you guys write in and girls are like, I just gave the gluck luck this morning and it changes fucking life or all this shit of you guys telling us basically you're fucking to our podcast. That's fucking. I love this daddy that he's writing us in the bathroom. I love you, daddy. That's amazing. I love that.

I'm so happy that because of our podcast, you are able to receive the gluck luck. Happy hunting out there for all of you looking for the Gluck Gluck because my God, this podcast is giving a lot of kids that good old blowjob. Right, right. So also, if you guys haven't heard the Gluck Gluck episode, it's episode three. But that is it for today, guys. I hope you enjoyed this episode. I hope all of you are getting ready to go MILF hunting. Yeah, I hope you guys are

getting ready for Thanksgiving. Yes. And again, be safe tonight, have fun, and most importantly, get laid. Bye, guys. Happy Thanksgiving.