Call Her Daddy - 111- The Map to Dating Apps & Rich Dudes (ft. my holemate, Paige DeSorbo)

Episode Date: February 24, 2021

Father Cooper is joined by NYC reality tv star, fashion blogger, beautiful human and holemate- Paige Desorbo. The two describe their sides of the story to knowing each other through an ex boyfriend... as one of the girl's matched with the other's boyfriend on a dating app.. DRAMA!!! They also discover they were dating the same famous actor in NYC at the same exact time, going on the same exact dates LOL. Paige then details her newly single life, dating younger vs. older men, model apartment life in NYC, dating the bad boy phase, going to an all girl school, being in love only once, dealing with bitchy girls, and SO MUCH MORE. This one feels like you are sitting around, talking shit with your girlfriends. ENJOY DADS!!!!

what is up daddy gang it is your single father alex cooper with call her daddy oh did i miss you bitches what the fuck is up guys a giraffe's asshole that's what's up alex hey dare you to ask us one more time what's up i kind of hate when people like what's up i hope the daddy gang is feeling dilf status today i hope you are having an unbelievable Week and if you're not Guess what motherfuckers it's fucking Wednesday it doesn't matter Now it's a good fucking day Welcome to Caller Daddy this week

Ah you know it's not Going to be about Mr. Sexy Zoom man also anyone In my DMs that's like I always thought It was Mr. Zoo man like he Works at a zoo. I'm like, have you bitches been listening to the podcast? Um, don't hate that. Don't hate that. Never fucked a man that worked at a zoo. I'll put that on my fucking list. Anyways, this is not about Mr.

Sexy Zoo man, but the zoom aspect is going to be all encompassing this week because I did my first Zoom interview since Dave Portnoy. That's how long ago. I don't love Zoom interviews because I can't get close enough to finger them and butt fuck them under the table during the interview. So it's been kind of a journey to get my comfort level up while I'm doing interviews over Zoom. But this was an exception because this woman is very, very good friends with my dear, dear, dearest friend, Hannah Burner. Fan motherfucking favorite. You guys know Hannah. She has told us her unbelievable stories about fucking that mascot raw. I don't know if they fuck raw, but you get the point. She has been an icon on this podcast. Everybody loves Hannah. And as I've gotten to know Hannah, I've also stalked her on social media.

And I've seen that she's got this little brunette friend, okay? And this brunette friend's name is Paige DeSorbo. And I have stalked her, and I have looked at her Instagram, and I have hated her. Because her Instagram is so curated. It makes mine look like a fucking five year old that can't that's colorblind. And so I look at Paige and I'm like, oh, my God, she looks like the kind of girl that needs to come on, call her daddy and just have some girl talk with us. She is sassy.

She is fun. She's on reality television. If you watch Summer House, if you don't, that's OK, because she is so much more than just a reality television face. This is an accomplished woman, businesswoman. She is 28 years old. She's thriving. She's successful.

She lives in New York City and she is fucking beautiful. Introducing the one, the only Paige Disorbo. So I have so many things that we're going to talk about today. First, we have to explain like Paige and I basically were FaceTiming yesterday before we had this interview. I like to do that with my guests because I just want to like be on a closer level before we get on here and talk about like deep, deep shit, which I love because I was actually really nervous. Yeah.

So it's no. Yeah, that's OK. And I remember Hannah saying the same thing and I'm like I'm not trying to ruin your life I actually want to have like a fun conversation I'm not trying to exploit you right um and also maybe it's like a backwards thing that I want you to feel more comfortable with me and then you will exploit yourself but like who knows okay so anyway you're smart you're smart right right so Paige and I are talking and first and foremost just to like lay it out for you guys listening we don't technically know each other we've never met in person but we kind of know

each other through through two avenues one is through Hannah and then the other is through your ex-boyfriend yes which is such a crazy story we I want us to both tell it from our POV because I didn't know okay so daddy I didn't know if Paige knew this and so I was like I was on FaceTime with her and I'm like okay like listen like I just want to like ask if we can talk about this on the podcast um I know sort of know your ex-boyfriend and I didn't know if she knew and all of a sudden I felt the need to clarify, like, I haven't fucked him. I promise I haven't fucked him. Like, fuck, I know how that sounds so bad.

So this is my part of the story. Okay. And then you're going to tell yours. Okay. So all the way back to when I was living in like the infamous, we call it like the 301. That was where I was like living with rats, like poor as shit, had no money, living with two roommates. Like I was like living with rats, like poor as shit, had no money, living with two roommates. Like I was living in a closet.

Every time I brought a guy back, they were like, oh my God, this is the cutest closet. Where's your bedroom? I'm like, this is my bedroom. Go fuck yourself. Like it was that type. But those are usually like the best, I feel like. I get that. So then I, it was before I started the show, I wanted to get on Raya.

Everyone wants to get on Raya everyone wants to get on Raya and I remember putting in my application and the minute that I got accepted it was like all of us the three of us in the house were like oh we're now on Raya like all of us are gonna use it and you know how in New York like I almost wanted it more for a connection to men and their friend group rather than just like a dating you know what I mean like New York is so like like you wanted a circle you want a circle of God yeah I got it yes and so then why not Raya where they're like rich and successful like added bonus added bonus so I go on Raya and one of the first guys I see is soon to be your ex-boyfriend and I remember I kept seeing him and then my other

roommate got on Raya and I don't remember who matched with him but maybe both of us yeah I think both of you both of us okay and he was one of those guys that always had plans every time we messaged him he was like we're gonna be here with my friends blah blah like perfect guy yep but we never ended up meeting up with him and I remember I'm pretty sure I have his number somewhere in my phone and we texted like once being like um like he was like you were here tonight do you want to come and we were getting ready and we chose different plans and it was just not meant to be fast forward to me seeing Hannah and stalking her life and then seeing you and I remember seeing him on either your Instagram

or the show or whatever and being like oh my god did I fuck up oh my god like is he such a good suitor because you know when like a hot girl dates a dude that you never went for you're like I was like fuck like did I fuck up and like he's got his like hot car and like all this shit and I'm like whoa like this girl looks like she's living the life. And I was single at the time. I was like, did I fuck up? You're like, that could have been me. Right.

Okay. So my point of view on this story is I was friends with him for a while. And I was like in that friend group. He has an amazing friend group. We always had plans. We were always doing things. And then all of a sudden I was like, I think I like him. Like I think I want to date him. But we were such close friends that like i knew everyone he was sleeping with like i knew

what dates he was going out on so i had to pretend like that didn't bother me and i will never forget the day that he was like guess who i matched with on raya and i was like who and he goes alex cooper and i was like fuck i called i called my mom and i go i can't tell him now that i like him because it's gonna look like i just don't want him to go out on a date with this like super hot blonde because because i always was like deep down your type is blondes like i am i'm not your type. And he's like, no, no, no. Like I don't really have a type. So I remember when that happened. Then he matched with your friend.

And I was like, fuck. Like she kind of looks like me. She's a lot more successful. Like there's no way he's going to pick me over these two girls. And then for whatever happened, like you guys never met up or just like was never meant to be and then we started dating and I was like that was a close one it was a close one so thank god we always went on different plans yes we that is so crazy the fact that you called your mom I know I was like mom and she was like who are they like let me see a picture and she was like

oh yeah they are pretty dude it's so crazy because we were talking about this like New York is so small so small it's actually terrifying it's not and it's so small and so having like I saw him like 19 million times on Raya and he was like the Raya man to me at that point yeah and he does have a good Raya profile. I will give him that. Yeah, he does. So you didn't meet him on Raya. I didn't meet him on Raya. I met him. Oh, my God. Probably in like 2015. I had just gotten single and I went to a Halloween party at his apartment and I walked into the apartment and I was with a group of my friends and we didn't even see the guys that were in there yet because we only knew one guy there and I walked in and I said dibs on whoever owns this apartment

and my friends were like you can't call dibs and I was like I just did I just did because whosoever apartment this is I want this yeah I was like this is my life now tell me first like where you're from where you went to college how old you are. Okay so I'm from upstate New York from Albany. I went to college in Albany in this really small school called St. Rose. I lived at home for college so I didn't have like the typical like crazy college. I was in a sorority type thing and I'm such a relationship girl that I had a boyfriend all through college. So I'm 28. I moved to New York like the month after I graduated college. I was like 22. And I just I went off like I went crazy because it was the first time I'd like lived on my own. I lived with two girlfriends for the first year and then I

moved out when our lease was up, lived by myself. And I've lived in New York now for almost six years. The fact that you didn't have a conventional college experience makes so much sense that then you get to New York City and that's almost like you're treating it like your college experience. Absolutely. I went out every single night, like Monday nights night like industry night was my night I was like if I am not a catch at Monday night at 10 p.m like what am I doing what am I actually doing what did you have a job at the time no I had no job my parents were like you're helping with rent my parents were

financing everything for me they were like we're giving you six months and if you can't figure it out in six months you have to come home so like month five I was like fuck like I need to figure this out I ended up getting a job I interned for a little and then I ended up getting a job at ABC News as an assistant and I was like okay great now I can like pay my own rent like I'll be fine I remember I had a sales job at a magazine and I was making no money. I could barely afford rent and I couldn't pay like from a paycheck that I got at my job. That wouldn't even equate one paycheck of like rent.

And so I would have to call my grandmother and my dad and like schmooze with them and be like, hey, dad, like what's up? And he's like, Alex, I'll put like like 500 in your bank account i'm like i love you i got my first paycheck in new york and i called my mom and i go mom i think i have to call hr like they took a ton of money out like what's going on she goes hi that's called taxes and i was like is anyone talking about this and she goes i don't know only the whole country like get it together and i like didn't know my social security number literally until like last year that I memorized it I had to save my in my phone as

like a contact like social and my dad's like that's the dumbest thing you can do I'm like how am I supposed to memorize yeah they're like my mom's like someone's gonna get your phone you're gonna get I'm like it's okay there's no money to steal from me no one wants my identity right now I have four dollars dude until this past year I was doing my taxes on turbo tax by myself I'm a walking out of turbo tax I always say like my biggest fear is going to jail for tax evasion just because I'm dumb like not because I'm trying to get one over on anyone but Paige Paige it would literally be for like a couple hundred dollars like no one gives a fuck I got so nervous too I'm like oh my god I think I forgot like this one check I got from like an influencer company back in the day when I did like I would like a bang energy ad no I never did that and

people were like that's a couple hundred dollars like no one's coming after you I'm like thank you okay but it's scary no glad we went over our toxins. Yeah, me too. Is everyone happy that we went over that? Dude, I will never forget. This is the shit where you're, when you're like poor in New York, I had, I remember it was my, Paige, where'd you go? Paige's camera just flipped upside down.

Okay. When I was in New York and it was really desperado time yeah ramen noodles I was on unemployment checks like shit was dark I remember I started going out with this one promoter dude all the time because I was like raging my face off yeah I was just trying to like live my best life but it was like so grimy and he talked about the model apartments have you ever heard of them in New york i've heard of them i've never been to one though okay i have never been to one but i've seen pictures and so daddy gang if you i think it's kind of interesting like so we would be going out and no one knows that

this is like a thing in new york right yeah right every time you go out there's like the hottest girls like so fucking skinny just like standing there looking like they haven't eaten in 10 days they all miserable they look miserable miserable and so they're standing there and i remember as i got closer to this promoter who honestly was the weirdest man i've ever met in my life they usually he he offered me and my old roommate to come into the model home we kind of questioned it we were like hold on you don't have to pay rent yeah you don't have to pay rent but then he was like yeah but you have to come out and party five nights every single night yeah you had it was like oh

and i remember like i thought because i remember they showed me this like luxe ass apartment because like the building was luxe and then the girl showed me pictures and they legit had like bunk beds like stacked in this place bunk beds i was like wait it's actually really sad right like it's almost like a form of like like having a pimp like it's like wait i don't want to be forced to go out anywhere i don't want to be and like i'm sure in the beginning that's so fun but after like two weeks i'd be like brah i gotta lay in my bed and i remember i went to like vandal one night for drinks and like dinner pre like you know when they oh r.i.p vandal is it over i I think so. Oh, wait, really? I think so.

I feel like I drove by like a couple weeks ago and there was like graffiti. Yeah, like end of an era. Yeah, up and down. That's over. Wait, what? Yeah, so sad. I used to pop off at up and down. Up and down was a place to be. So I'm at Vandal and there's all these girls that look as if they are ready to just end it all.

Yeah. And I'm getting concerned. One bad day away from just cutting it off. They're gone. Yeah. One day you never see them again. Never. And I'm like, finally, I'm like asking because now I've gone out two nights in a row.

And I'm like, are you okay? To this one girl. And she was like, this is my fifth night out. And I'm just like so exhausted. I don't want to be here. And she said to me me none of us drink we never drink anymore when we come out we are miserable and like we hate our lives and I was like the one that's like getting blasted because I'm like I'm not here yeah like a model that's

getting paid to be here and I just remember like it was so sad to see those girls like having to do that but like it is like when you're when you don't have money like i considered it you gotta respect the hustle no i do i respect it though i'm like look if i couldn't figure it out and thank god i have like a family who like if something happened like they would help me but i'd be like fuck yeah why would i not do that there's so many times where like people will dm me for feet pictures and like i really contemplated like dude right he's like also three grand i'm like shut up oh my god who gives a fuck if guys anybody out there wants feet pictures slide in my fucking i just want to make sure that i'm not getting like catfish and they're like i'm gonna send pics and then they like don't send me money right let's talk

about your life in quarantine you're single right now I'm single right now how long have you been single I've been single for six months September October November December January February yeah six months and how long did it take you to get back into the dating game oh Alex took me let me see uh 48 hours so not great not great my ex was like I don't love this and I was like I gotta go um yeah I do love this this is great for me yep took me a cool 48 hours to be like wow this is I missed this tell me about your roster like now that you're back single tell me about your dating process and like are you on dating apps how many people are you talking to give us the whole scoop okay so I am on dating

apps I'm on hinge and raya hinges trash trash humans trash people I just I just like to see like what people look like and I'm like no no no so I've never matched with anyone on hinge I've never like gone on a date with anyone on hinge I have in my like career of dating I've probably been on Raya for like I don't know maybe like three or four years now I've only ever gone on two dates and they were actually pretty good so the first guy was very good looking on his profile and for some reason like i didn't google him which is so out of character for me we get out on the date and this is pre-summer house we're sitting at the on the date we're like at some like pizza place or something and this girl leans over to him and goes i just want to let you know like i love i love you so much and i was like yo who the fuck

is this guy you're like i have to pee so bad. Run to the bathroom. Run to the bathroom. Google. He's like some actor on an NBC show. We probably went on like five dates total. The sweetest. He was great. I wonder if we went on the same date with the same man.

What was his name? Wait, he was, he's on a show, right? And he's. Does he play a doctor? Stop. Stop. Stop. is his first name yes dude wait oh okay wait wait wait i okay he i remember he was the sweetest guy the sweetest i was like this is my husband like this is who i should love yeah there's just it's just okay i remember my date with him was i'm pretty sure this is serial killer which i would never usually do but i think because he was a famous actor like i didn't feel like he was gonna kill me which i know

with the army hammer shit like maybe you never really know um so i showed up to his apartment in brooklyn the cutest apartment i was like artsy artsy like lux living like upstairs the whole thing and so we had like one of the most like romantic nights like making you drinks right like the books the whole the whole thing he was like smelling a cigarette out the window i was like vibey as fuck page when I tell you he did the same exact thing with me, opened the window, you sit on the couch, he sits on the ledge. Stop. I'm dead right now.

I'm dead. Dude, does he do this to every girl? He must. But like, here's the thing. When we stopped talking, I was never like mad at him because I was like, you know what? I fuck with you. And if you ever call me again, I will meet up with you.

Dude, right? I remember the first date. laid in his bed we only made out and we watched a movie and then before I left it was the randomest thing but he was like do you want a luggage bag and I was like sorry sir what are you blacking out like and he was like I got an extra away luggage bag from this company would you want it like I have too many he was like, I got an extra away luggage bag from this company. Would you want it? Like, I have too many of them. And meanwhile, I'm still poor as fuck at this moment. So I'm like, yes, I was like trying to act all suave.

I'm like, I mean, like, I don't know if I need it. Like, if you don't have room for it, like, I'll I'll take it off your hands. Literally, I like a TJ Maxx when it's like fully disintegrating and I'm like sweating like wanting it so bad so he gives me an away thing I left that night and then we went on one more date and we just went for like a brunch and I remember after that thinking this dude is so nice but there was just something something I don't know what it is but like the nicest and I could see me like being friends with him right and like randomly he'll send me a dm or like like a picture or something i'm just like i like vibe with you how did it

right how did it go with you guys so we had gone on we went on our first date like a dinner date and we oh my god i'm so sorry someone's like it's okay if it's hannah it is hannah stop calling page um okay getting jealous getting jealous so we had gone on our first date we went on a dinner date which how i was like realized who he was because i'd never watched the show that he was on so i didn't know and then we went on a second date he took me to a play i know and like usually so not me like if someone was like hey i want to go to a play i'd be like fuck no so we go to this play yeah and in like the intermission of it he looks at me and he was like this is lame you want to get out of here and i was just like i'm wet yeah i was like yes so we go back to his apartment i don't sleep with him he asked me to like run

lines with him and i was like stop i was like i'm a movie star now now i'm him. He asked me to like run lines with him. And I was like, stop. I was like, I'm a movie star now. Now I'm pretty sure he asked me to do the same thing because he has the fat script. Yeah, the paper. Dude, it's literally like a dream. But also now it's scaring me because when you're saying these things, I'm like, yes, yes, yes, yes. OK, so I'm like in my head. I'm like, what dress am I wearing to the Emmys this year?

Like, obviously, I am his date to the Emmys. Then I think I hung out with him one more time. It was like a snowstorm. And I like took my ass on the subway to Brooklyn in a snowstorm. And that was like the night I slept over. And then I woke up the next morning, he had to like go film super early. So I left at like 6am. And like never really talked to him again like yeah like he didn't why didn't you did you he not reach out or you didn't I think he he reached out this is so long ago now but he reached out the next morning like hey like did you get home okay and I was like yep and we chatted for like a little and then he just like never hit me up again and I certainly wasn't gonna ask him to hang he's one of those guys that's so it's like daddy gang think

of a guy that's like so perfect on paper your parents would love him I told my mom about him obviously of course right right but then there's something that like the spark yeah it's just like uh good guy yep good guy I hope he finds the love of his life. You know, like I wish good things for him. Mine ended because I remember he wanted to go to like a way to like upstate New York or something. He probably did that to you too. Because he was buying a house. Dude, did we date him at the same time?

It must have been. This was probably like three years ago. Wait. Yeah. I'm dead. He's trying to buy. He's trying to buy a house in upstate New York. I don't think he ever bought it. Okay. Good to know. Good to know. That'm dead. He's trying to buy. He's trying to buy a house in upstate New York. I don't think

he ever bought it. Okay. Good to know. No, that was okay. So you are fully single right now. Fully single. Tell me about the dating life. So the dating life, I like to keep a healthy, a healthy bench, a healthy roster. I always say I feel like a mom because I'm always like I'm only as happy as like my least happy one, you know. Whoa. So like I like to keep them all happy. But recently I cleared them all. I was just like, I don't fuck with any of you anymore. Wow.

I had like four guys that I was talking to. Wait, why? I don't really know. We'll never get to the bottom of it. You didn't ask, did you? Did you just like text him one day and he stopped answering so we were texting normally one day and then he just like stopped answering and then a few days went by and so i sent the follow-up text like hi remember me like hello like is this thing on like what's going on you there and never responded and i was like okay well then so he left i had gotten rid of one

of my other guys because he had like just gotten out of a really serious relationship i could tell he just like wanted to have fun and like totally we had a lot of fun but it there wasn't enough spark to like keep him on his course yeah i was just like you're like cool and like i'll answer your text but like we're probably never gonna chill again like one-on-one okay that makes sense yeah not worth the sex right and you'd rather be home with your vibrator than like having him over right I'm like I really just like I want to do my skin routine and not feel weird like putting pimple cream on at your apartment so like I'm gonna stay home um and then I have another guy who's like great super nice shows me a lot of attention but I'm just in this mood where I'm like, I don't want to be someone's girlfriend. Like the thought of someone being like, hey, this is my girlfriend, Paige.

Not right now. It doesn't work. It doesn't work for me. It doesn't vibe for me right now. Didn't you tell me you're hooking up with a guy that's like younger? Not younger. So I was hooking up with a guy who was younger. He was two years younger than me, i don't it's fascinating because he was like

the first guy i'd hooked up with since breaking up with my older boyfriend so it was like such a switch oh and there's some they're like pros of hooking up with someone younger or your age but then there's like such a long con list we would have so much fun going out but there's just something about guys your age where i'm like well do you have like a plan like but then those were things that i hated when i dated someone older because he would be like do you have a plan i'd be like shut the fuck up no like no dude dating an older guy it's so crazy because you go in waves like you want to date the older guy because like you said they have plans and it's hot that they like they know the places to go and the reservations and they have the pool and they have the money and the cars and

the apartments and all the nice things and you kind of feel so like oh my god and this little dainty bitch the next woman is fucking g-wagon we're rolling around town and i don't have to do anything yeah but then when they Start to turn to you in that car yeah Look you in your soul and say so I could See myself marrying you where you at Girlfriend yeah you're like excuse you I Mean my ex was amazing like he really

Was he's like on paper the most perfect But when he would challenge me with like You know like if you became a mom you probably can't like stay up till 4 a.m anymore and like he would just like say certain things that like had me thinking and then like if you tell me to do something I have to now do the opposite right 100% and I'm like I have I have a dad so I don't and he really likes me so I don't need you to tell me what to do like I'll figure it out it's that's so true too because then the older guy it's like you you start to love the idea but then immediately once you break up with the older guy I remember breaking up with an older guy and

immediately wanting to be like should I like fuck like a guy that just got out of college just because like I want to go to the grungy apartment i want him to like want to show up for me because you feel like you're better than them yeah and that's like no one talks about that feeling like when i'm with a guy and i know for a fact that like i've lowered my standards to be with him i'm like i like you don't even give a fuck yeah i don't give a shit like i will put the pimple cream on. Like, what are you going to do about it, bro? You're not going to leave. I'm going to put my pimple cream on while you eat me out. And I'm going to be relaxed. Relaxed.

I am going to be so chilling. And it's more like if you think you're actually going to get into a serious relationship with that person. That you're like, okay, what are their goals? Like, is this going to be a long-term thing? Like, in five years, are we going to be able to, like, get an apartment together? Or are we going to be broke as fuck and i'm just not at the stage where i am seeing anyone that i'm like i'm gonna this is gonna be my husband so i don't really like give a shit what their goals are yeah like i just want to know like do we have fun because this is what we were saying we were like

a part of me sometimes just wants like a guy that has a good group of friends that doesn't put pressure on me and it's just like a good go-to time yeah that's all i want right now and new york really is so small that it's like if you're with one guy in one group like everyone knows you're hooking up and that and that like that's one of my rules that it took me a little while in new york to learn that like every guy knows each other and you can only sleep with one guy in that group. There's clearly a story behind that. Tell me the story. Okay.

You're like, all right, thanks for calling me out. Here we go. This is probably one of my best New York City stories. My girlfriends, like I always tell this story to whoever wants to hear it. I'm reclining. I'm ready. So I was probably like 23, 24 and I met this guy. Gorgeous. probably like 23 24 and i met this guy gorgeous 6 2 dark hair dark eyes beard dressed impeccable his apartment oh downtown soho ever i was just like i love you i love you i will do whatever

you want me he would hit me up at 2 a.m. Hey, come over. I'm putting my sweats on. I'm coming. I'm ready. I like I just washed my makeup off. I'm putting it back on. Only for you, baby. Only. So one night he was supposed to meet me out. And for whatever reason, I felt like he was getting distant, felt like he was getting back with his ex-girlfriend, didn't really know what was happening. He never shows up. So because I didn't have like a crazy college experience, I'd never had a one night stand. And this was the only time I'd ever done it. And I'm out with my girlfriends. I forget where we even were.

I think we were at Acme. Oh, yeah. It's weird. It's weird. You have no cell phone service. Shit gets weird. It was just hard to do shit and like really run for things you would never do. Never.

No one can contact me. I'm down here. I'm going for it. I might as well be in a different country. Like the time zone is probably different. Like acne is like, I do miss it. It's a rare breed. It's a rare breed.

So I'm standing there and some guy is standing at a table next to me. And I could just tell that we were both like looking at each other. And I was like, whatever. So we go over to his table we're chatting he's like my apartment is like pretty close i don't think it was but it's like literally in queens you're like right yeah here we go and i'm like with my one girlfriend she's like whatever just like go back to his apartment this guy's not even gonna text you he's probably with another girl like you deserve it so i go back to this guy's apartment i sleep with him i wake up the next morning and i'm like i want to kill myself like i'm like i got if i don't get out of here in four seconds i remember him being like so what's your

number and i was like probably not no probably not i was like probably not i don't know where my phone is it's still an ass we gotta go by i can't remember i'm like i don't know where my phone is. It's still at Aspen. You got to go by. I can't remember. I'm like, I don't know. So I leave. I'm in an Uber back to my apartment. The original guy texts me. Hey, it'd probably be cool if you didn't go out and sleep with my best friend. And my whole body shuts down.

My stomach falls to my butt. I'm like i'm gonna throw up so he i text him back and i'm like what are you talking about and he goes first of all i fell asleep last night and second of all one of my best friends just called me and goes oh my god i hooked up with like such a great girl last night like Like I think I'm going to take her on a date. And I go, what's her name? And he said, your name. And I was like, uh. You're like, that wasn't me though. That wasn't me.

Ask him for my number. He probably doesn't even have the number. Wrong girl. Wrong. I never spoke to him again. And it was, it pains me to this day to know that I fucked up so badly like that and I've never had a one-night stand ever again yeah it was the trauma my mouth is wide open because I feel like I've had a similar situation where the fact that you were

already feeling so shitty about yourself you're in that uber being like i need to take 17 showers and i need to pray to the mother of god that i completely can erase this at some point in my life like you feel gross gross i was like my mom didn't raise me like this i don't just sleep with guys i meet i was like this is disgusting disgusting like the guy you met at acne is like you're like you're in the basement you wake up he doesn't even look the same no why the fuck did i do that no it's awful and so and also i hate those where i've done this before you're out and you're sad about another guy not answering you so you think the good thing to do is to go with another dude yeah but really it's just go the fuck home Yeah just go home Right and the fact that he was just sleeping

Just sleeping I mean that we don't actually know He probably wasn't just sleeping But like for the story And like he looks better than He probably did like Yeah it was traumatizing So then you never heard from him again

I never heard from him again and I would like see him Out because New York Again is so small and like now if i ever see him like we say hi but yeah he's just over it over those are the worst i'm so sorry for you because like i've done some fucked up shit especially when you're intoxicated and you think you're doing the right thing and it's just like you just fuck yourself over um okay page what is your routine when you're like when you're going to like sleep with a guy like i have said on my podcast like it's it's not a religious thing i just don't usually fuck guys on the first date only because you it depends like usually it's because i'm going into it with like a specific mindset like

right i want to trap this man and i want to do it in like a very calculated way i've've now told my best friend Lauren, who's single, because she was like, oh, fuck. Like, should I not fuck on the first date? I'm like, Lauren, you're looking to just have sex. So absolutely fuck on the first date. Find out what his dick is like. Find out what his dick game is like. And then if you don't like it, get out and go to another one. But what's your kind of style?

So it definitely took me a few years to like figure out my dating style and i it it does you're right it depends on what you want from that man like if you go out on a date and you're like damn i really like him like i want to hang out with him my rule is don't sleep with him at least until like after the third date three dates is usually my rule. Now have I slept with people. Way too soon. Absolutely. Like everyone gets. Too many tequilas. Like.

But there are guys. That like. If you sleep with them. On the first date. They don't give a shit. Like if they really like you. And it's meant to be. It'll.

It doesn't matter. But a lot of my guy friends. Which is such a double standard. Totally. They obviously want to sleep with you. On the first date. But if you let them even though they're fucking trying to if you let them they're immediately turned off it's so

annoying because i like my guy friends will say this to me and i'm like okay so if it's gonna turn you off that they sleep with you on the first date then why are you trying to sleep with them and they're like to see if we can and i'm like oh, oh, my God, that's infuriating to me. But a part of me also thinks if you do on the first night, if you are the specific girl that can play it the right way. Yeah. The minute after you fuck. Yeah.

And you do it not to like quickly where you like get up and you act like I do this all the time and you get up, wipe yourself off with your hands rub it on the carpet like peace out dude see you around imagine wiping yourself and then rubbing it on his i just had a visual of me doing that and like i kind of want to try it at some point right like i don't need no man i'm good thank you can i thank you that is like a little too suave where they're like whoa like she's got a system yeah but if you linger too long and then you're miss clingy they're like kate you were just so easy like you do this with every guy also and like you're like trying to wife like i'm trying to like not wife you up yeah there's got it i think there's a very specific way to girls if you ever do fuck them on the first

time and then you're like fuck i think i like this dude it's got to be a really suave way which i can talk about another episode but like specifically waiting a little bit longer and then getting up and being super like acting like you never did this before. Yeah. Without saying I never do this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And then you leave. So you, so you usually wait a little bit if you think he has potential. If I think he has potential, I will wait until the third date because then at that point, they're so into you. Like they want to sleep with you so badly and i just feel like it makes it better there's i love sexual tension like the build-up i feel like is the best part of it and like i love a chase just as much as guys do but like it's different for girls like if i want to sleep with him I know I'm gonna be no one's gonna say no like that's a guy but I love like the are we are we not what's it gonna be like is it like the

sexual tension so my rule is the third date have you ever had one of those things where you think like damn we should have just left it at sexual tension was there ever someone in a group that you ended up hooking up with and you were like why we I almost liked the flirting stage more than like the actual act of doing it wow that's a really good question and I don't think I don't think so and I'm not trying to say like I'm so good at having sex no no I get what you're saying but like I don't think I've ever been like shoot I wish I didn't sleep with him it wasn't what I thought I liked the flirting better I why I brought that to mind was something just popped into my head I had a situation where I had this like brilliant thing that just happened to happen to me and I gave it as advice on call her daddy it

wasn't intentional I met this guy on Raya and I went on a date with him and the chemistry just wasn't there yeah but after the date he brought me to his bar and all of his friends were there and they were such a cool group of friends in new york and so i started to hang out with him a little bit longer than i should have which is maybe a little fucked up because i kind of wanted to like hang with their group of friends here's the thing guys are just as much social climbers than like guys think girls are i've actually met some of the most social climby guys in new york that i'm like it's so annoying that girls have that like stigma to them because you will literally just as bad yeah it's crazy in the bathroom if it meant that you're 100 getting the table

at one oak next to the fucking dj a thousand percent right yeah so i start infiltrating this friend group and i went strategically right for the girls and i befriended the girls because i knew a lot of girls probably try to infiltrate because there were a lot of hot guys in the group and they would be like okay this girl's just trying to fuck yeah and i wasn't even trying to fuck i just wanted like a good group of friends so finally after like months i would go out and meet them every weekend and like i had a good group of friends and then there was an athlete in that group that would occasionally pop in that was actually I used to be on my ex's professional athletic team okay used to be teammates okay and so naturally I wasn't

dating my ex at the time so I was kind of like this is so fun so he would every weekend have a new chick on his arm and we would make crazy eye contact the sexual tension was insane the eye contact that is that's what it is for me and we're like across the table from each other and we're not talking and we had matched on Raya like months and months before and neither of us had messaged each other so we knew who each other was he knew who each other was he knew who i was he knew who my ex was and then finally after so much sexual tension back and forth for like so long one night it just got a little too wild it was one of those new york nights where like we go back to someone's baller apartment it's 5 a.m people are drinking doing drugs like everyone's up it's like one of those best nights and then he ended up leaving the girl he was with and we went back to my apartment and we didn't have sex but we did like everything but

yeah and i woke up and i just knew like you fucked up because it wasn't that great he's kind of doesn't have the best personality but it was just like the chase and and the forbiddenness that i was into and the minute that i woke up i could tell we both even were just kind of like we're gonna have to see each other at like the day drink today yep and like we're not gonna date i hate that wish to that day we had just kept it i know the flirtatious eye contact and i feel like i don't know if this is like specific to new york but because everyone knows everyone and everyone's friends. I've been in that situation where like you're hooking up with a guy in a friend group and then like that kind of falls off and like you don't really know if you like him.

And then one random night, one of the other friends comes along and you're like, damn, like you're kind of showing me attention. You hook up with him and then you're like, fuck. Like, why did I do that? Like, why did i do that yeah like why did i do that there's so yeah it's so and i think anyone listening because i have a lot of people always writing in being like should i hook up like there's sexual tension between me and like one of my best guy friends i think sometimes leaving the sexual tension is better than actually going for it because the sex is in is a moment yeah after sex is a long time. And so when you're then going in social settings, almost think, okay, we're going to have sex.

It will probably be great or not. What happens after? What are we going to do after? Unless this person, unless you have like love at first sight. Yes, done. Like then it's probably not. Like I have definitely been in a group of guy friends where I have slept with one of the guys

and I'm like, I really like this person. And then there's another friend who's like kind of always hitting on me and I'm like I love this and I haven't slept with him and it like it's way better than if we were to actually do it then like even though there's such a double standard and it's annoying but that's what it is like the guys are gonna think of you as like yeah two of us like slept with you and it's like I hate that feeling my mom was saying something to me of you as like, yeah, two of us slept with you. And it's like, I hate that feeling. My mom was saying something to me because she was like, it's so annoying me because her friend kept saying things about her son's friends that would be like, oh, he's such a great guy.

He just has to get it out of his system. He's like hooking up with a bunch of girls, and then he's going to be an amazing husband. Can you imagine someone ever saying she just has to fuck around with all these guys, get it out of her system, then she's going to be around with all these guys get it out of her system then she's gonna be an amazing wife why is it a double standard no it's fuck yourself it's so annoying because all of my guy friends this oh my god this brings up such a good point because all of my guy friends are like we're not ready for relationships and i was like no i totally

like i get that like you don't get in one if you don't think that you can be faithful to someone. But like they're like, but you're the type of girl we'd want to date. Like you're independent. Like you're funny. You're successful. And I'm like, I'm right here. Right. So like if you want to date me, I'm right here.

But like if I ever said, yeah, I'm just going to go fuck like all these guys. And like I'm just I'm not ready. They'd be like you're a whore like you can't fuck you it's just such a double standard and all I can say is like it literally all has to do with like everyone always asks me like how do you preserve your reputation all this shit you just gotta look at yourself however the fuck you feel and if you feel good about yourself fuck whatever you want to do like just go for it and any guy that can't handle like your body count

which he'll never find out because you're never fucking telling them don't ever tell someone i don't understand why girls would ever dude wait girls are like what do i tell him my body count is you say go fuck yourself yeah i'd be like that you're such a weird you like you make them feel stupid like it's so weird why would you ask that i would never ask what yours is and like you make them feel so immature yeah Yeah. Oh, God. Like, what are you in high school? Like, what are you in college? You want to know my body count?

That's so weird. Tell me, have what? OK, wait, your star sign. What are you? Aren't you a Scorpio? I'm a Scorpio. I remember Hannah like back in. Because you're a fucking Scorpio, you psycho.

Yes. November 4th is my birthday. What is it like dating Scorpios so we're very like mysterious so like we're never gonna really let you know how we're feeling about you we're the most sexual sign oh but we're like you wouldn't really know it like unless you are the person having sex with us we're not gonna like put it out and so it's a kind of like a little bit of a surprise i feel like and we can be very cold like so like when i'm done with someone i'm done with them like i really don't ever think about them again but if i care about

them i'm gonna be very empathetic like i'm gonna be all about them but if you do piss me off and i get to that point like I'll delete your number like I don't and it won't phase me what were what are you like as a girlfriend so it's interesting because I am like a girlfriend type of girl like I love having boyfriends and I think it's because I think girls are always mean and it's so hard to like ever have like a good group of girlfriends or have like a best friend who's a girl. And I mean, not saying that I'm not a girl's girl because I deep down really am like I love my girlfriends. I love that. But like in high school and college, I always felt like, OK, well, my boyfriend's the one that really has my back.

So I love being someone's girlfriend. And I've definitely stayed in relationships too long just because I liked the comfortability of being someone's girlfriend. But I'm not I mean, I'm a good girlfriend, but I'm probably not the best. Like I'm definitely toxic at some points. Like what are you mean toxic? Like do you try to make them jealous? Like what's your go to that? If you if I asked your ex boyfriends, like what is page like like what are they telling me so my all my ex-boyfriends i also i speak to

all of them except one and i would say i have like five real relationships that i was in i talked to all of them they're all good friends except one who's like engaged and like who knows where he is right um but i i can be a cold-hearted bitch like i really i really can i've been cheated on a ton and i am kind of like okay you made me feel like this just wait how much awful you're going to feel when i do it to you so like i'm like a get even kind of like you're gonna fuck me over just wait i it's not great even kind of like you're going to fuck me over. Just wait. It's not great. I kind of love the scariness. Yeah, it's not great.

Slowly lowering like I am a get even type of bitch. I have a guy that I'm like talking to right now. And one of the best text messages that he ever sent to me, he says, he said, every day I'm a little bit more scared of you. And I said, perfect. Perfect. That's how I I said, perfect. Perfect. That's how I want it. Dude.

Yeah. Okay. Tell me about you getting cheated on. So I've been cheated on. I mean, I dated a guy in college. He definitely cheated on me, but like whatever. My first boyfriend in New York, I like would see him cheating on me. Like we'd be out at clubs and he would like leave. and I'd like see him in an elevator with another girl and like one time I

threw him a birthday party in the Hamptons and I like walked in on him like making out with someone I was just like this is not it's not great dude what what did you say in those moments I was I mean I was young I was stupid and it's funny because I feel like people like if they're watching me on the show or like my Instagram now like I come off very confident and like high self-esteem but it wasn't always and I'm not like I definitely have insecurities but it wasn't just born like that like I've gone through shit that makes you get like that so that was definitely a relationship where I was like this is this is crazy like why am I living through this with someone cheated on that you were like blindsided um no like every

time I've gotten cheat I have a really crazy gut instinct and every time I've been cheated on it was I was like I know something crazy is going on like let me let me check up on it once you found out they were cheating I have before yeah where was your do you remember like where was your mental state with that was it just staying because you needed to get a not great not great I have stayed too when I found out someone was cheating and it was just like for me it was more of like I need to figure my shit out like I was living with this person like i need to like somewhat fake that i'm it's gonna we're gonna make it all work while i get like my logistics figured out but like was yours more to like get even or were you just like whatever i'll just like keep being in this relationship it was more like okay our friend we all have the same friends

we're going out every weekend like who am i gonna hang out with if I'm not dating this person and it's such an like immature thought and it's such a like unworthy feeling and just basically having no self-confidence that I could go out and get a new boyfriend who's probably 10 times better in a week but when you're in that situation you just feel like a piece of shit and you're like in your bed and you're like what am I like I'm leaving him to do what like lay and cry in my own bed like by myself so dude isn't it crazy because i love that you're saying that like on the show you do come off like the baddest bitch and you're so confident walking around in your perfect outfits i'm like fuck you i try really hard and but it works like you literally i've bought things that you post on your Instagram because you like are

so good at marketing clothing because they're all affordable and make them look so high end. Like you're amazing at that. Thank you. But you exude this confidence. And I think it's really cool that you say like you used to not be that way. Yeah. I've been open about that on my show, too.

Like I wasn't just like born and I was like, what's up? I'm a bad bitch. go through shit and I yeah my therapist had like punched me in the head one day when she was like look at all your old relationships and if you look at when they were toxic usually it's because like your relationship is a mirror yeah like you didn't like who you were and so you were accepting like shitty stuff because you felt shitty about yourself yeah and now think about yourself going into like any relationships you probably are at more point in your life where like you know who you are you know what you want you know what you deserve and so you would never date that person never yeah i'm such a different like being single right now in 28 and like now being in the

career i'm in i'm such a different single person and that was like one of the reasons I wanted to get single because I was like, what would I be like? Because I know I wouldn't be the way I was when I was 25, like falling all over whoever. And there's definitely times where like I'll meet a guy and he doesn't like me back and I'll have that like let's cry about it for like a day. And then I'll be like, wait, I'm a bad fucking bitch. And like his loss and it's more about him than it is about me I had a therapist say to me one time like you let people pick you why don't you start picking who you want to date and I was like oh I was like okay and it like really spoke to me I was like you're so right I let these like losers come in and do whatever but there is something

about like dating the bad boy when you are younger that i feel like you have to do dude you have to tell us about your drug dealer everyone's like hold up what dude on facetime i'm like page like let's go through like college history like did you did you have a boyfriend? She was like, yeah, like not the best choices. Like I like the bad boy. Like I dated a drug dealer. I'm like, what? Tell me about it. So like I dated this guy in college for like a hot second. And I think it's because my high school boyfriend who I dated like senior year of high school,

freshman year of college, a little bit of sophomore year was so perfect. Like the most amazing boyfriend my first love like everything about him and the way he loved me was amazing and there's just a part of me that was like there's gotta be opposite direction there's gotta be something crazy out here and i found a guy who was just i think it was a book. He was definitely a drug dealer at one point. And like I was driving in his like dope car one day and I was just like, how did I get here? We were getting pulled over by the cops. I had like a fake ID because I wasn't 21 at the time.

I had a fake ID in my purse. I was so nervous. And like I'm a good girl. Like I don't get pulled over i've never been arrested i don't have tattoos like i'm scared of authority like this is not me we're getting pulled over he looks at me and he goes don't say a fucking word when they come when they come over i don't know what i have in my car but act oblivious and i just like looked at him and i was like okay the police came

they like gave us a speeding ticket we drove off but it was in that moment that I was just like not me I tried it not me I I'd like to go back to being good again like but I learned a lot okay that is so great we have so many similarities you say that story, I knew after you were going to say that moment when you pushed it too far and there's authorities involved, you're like, not fucking cool. I had a boyfriend that I dated in high school and he was the definition of a bad boy. Yeah. And I met him, I'm pretty sure, on like Facebook and we went to the public school. Wait, that's such a thing, too.

Like if you went to the private school and you're like, I'm going to date a public school boy because like I'm bad. I'm the baddest of the bad. And so I'm at this like preppy ass high school that my parents couldn't afford. Like I had a scholarship for high school and I'm at this school. I couldn't afford a car. All these bitches are driving around in maseratis and i wanted to go back to like the comfortability of like wait was yours all girls no mine was like a private boarding school okay okay with like these rich little dicks yeah i was gonna go to an all-girl school and i was like i'd probably end it all if i went there so I went all girls oh I could

so see you at all girl yeah I went all did you have a uniform yeah of course I went Catholic school my entire life high school was all girls yeah so I wore I didn't I wore a uniform my whole life until I got to college and then I was like what do people wear to school like dude it's so funny when I say I went to Catholic school k through eight and whenever I talk about wearing that like the plaid skirt and the thigh highs guys are like, Oh my God, I can't, I wish I could see a picture.

I'm like, no, I was hideous. Shut up. It wasn't hot. It was like disgusting. I was like, I wore Doc Martens were like my school shoe.

I was like, I like, I didn't shower. Saddle shoes. Like all girls were just, it's disgusting. I was like, I didn't shave my legs till Friday.

Like you didn't want to see a pic. Yeah. So I'm in high school I start dating this bad boy and I Will never forget my parents were at like My brother's hockey game and I was gonna Sneak out and have my first date with this guy He picks me up in this BMW and I'm like oh my god It's so hot it's something about a BMW

Something about okay and then Something about a man with earrings And a backwards hat yeah okay And so I get in and we're driving to his house and I will never forget this moment he's driving so slow and I'm like why are you driving so slow and he's like oh because I have a DUI and I'm like oh my god I'm wet and I like a part of me was like so excited about it but a part of me was like so excited about it. But a part of me was like kind of terrified. And I dated this kid on and off for like two years. And my parents were doing everything they could to keep me away from him.

I would like put my phone in my mailbox because they had the tracker on me. And then I would like leave my house. My mom would wake up in the middle of the night, check to see my location. I'd be at home. Oh, my God. Dude, so genius, though. Genius. genius dude it was genius until i told i think i've told this story before but like it was genius until i'm on amazon or whatever i was on ebay back then it was ebay and i'm trying to buy one of those like fire escape ladders so i could climb out of my so i could climb out of my room and i didn't have a credit

card at the time so my dumb ass uses my dad's card thinking he wouldn't see and he comes in one day being like so you're the one buying the ladder and i'm like dad what you're like i just want to do some home improvement i'm trying to help you i'm like dad this is for the family safety stop we're doing a fire drill at 6 p.m be there dad so so how dark and then i'll tell the story one day fully on the podcast but it got so dark and he was so troubled and i think he's out of rehab now but oh good for him there was there was one situation where he there was a huge event that happened he was put into a coma oh my god it was so bad i was driving down a coma. Oh my God. It was so bad. I was driving down to the hospital, asked my parents if I could go see him and like seeing him on a ventilator. And I had just got it accepted to be you and like got my scholarship, like work so hard.

I kind of had that moment in the car, like you being like, what am I doing? Yeah. Like it's the bad boy is so fun until it's too far bad boy that you're like this is not where i plan my life to go there's something in your gut that you're just like this isn't this isn't my path like we tried it and then also something seeing the guy on the ventilator you're like this is so fucking sad but also like i gotta go do my thing so yeah bad boy stories are like every girl that thinks it's fun it's really not like it's fun for a thrill of a night yeah not for a relationship it's it's such a like a pivotal it's looking back on it now it's can be such a pivotal moment in like the way you become a woman because I really feel like when I dated this guy, I was like,

what, 1920? Like I wasn't a woman of like the way I think of things now, but I always think like, wow, what if he really trapped me? And that was my path like for the future. Like,

thank God I had the wherewithal or like the family to be like, yo, get your shit together. You're done with him. Like you're moving on. But I could see how some girls get trapped in that and then they're in like mentally abusive relationships or physically abusive and that's terrifying it sounds like you have do you have siblings i do i have an older brother okay i do too and and you're close with your family right my brother is like my best friend

i actually say like people that don't get along with their siblings i'll never understand it can't trust them i can't trust them and i feel bad saying it because there's so many people that don't fuck with their siblings like my brother is exact same personality as me way funnier than me and like 10 times smarter he's a lawyer and they're like what happened with page you're like i'm just trying to figure it out shut up please stop like turn like turn on my show um yeah but i just like i'm very close with my family and my brother is like my best friend i love that because i think like well i'm i also have an older brother and he's literally like my best best friend and i had then an older sister and everyone doesn't even know I have an older sister my older sister and I when I were younger would fight all the time yeah

it was like sister yeah but she is also my best best friend and like when you have that family dynamic and then you love your parents when you have these toxic relationships like I've learned like you're so fucking lucky and we're so fortunate to have that relationship with our family that some people don't have yeah and it it does you're right it is scary to think about how close i was at times and my family's pulling me back being like what the fuck are you doing like my brother had so many conversations and i'm sure you too yeah page you're so cute because like you think your parents can tell you like that you're fucking up And you're like okay and it really

Isn't until my brother will be like yo Do we have to have a conversation my Brother has actually every boyfriend I've ever Had he's been like yeah You can have fun with him this isn't it Cut it off pretty Soon because this guy's gonna get upset and Like obsessed with you and we're just not having

Him like dude is that not the Worst that when your brother says it and then you're like well now you ruined it yeah i'm like fuck now i can't hang out with them my brother will like make fun of whoever i'm dating like to me and then when i'm talking to the guy in my head is like my brother saying all these mean things and i'm like god damn it Gary like I hate it dude my brother does the same and I'm like can you please just keep your comments until I come to you because like I like this one I think he's like it's so cute that you think that yeah but I think anyone listening that isn't close to their family this isn't a put down this is more of like I think then I always suggest like finding I do feel like those people then have those friends that are like

family yeah and relying on anyone that is around you. I've always like my mom's always said it like whenever we say something like we have no ulterior motives. Yeah. What would be our ulterior motive to telling you like someone's not doing something in your best interest? It's just out of love. Yeah. And so if you're ever feeling maybe like you're in a toxic situation or you're pulling away from people that do love you listen to them because you probably don't have a clear view of things and they do and what what your mom doesn't want to fuck your boyfriend like there's no alternative motive my mom always says if i can't tell you who's gonna tell you and like for so many things like i always say like mom if like i'm gonna get fat like tell me I'm getting fat and

she's like if I can tell you who are you gonna call and ask I'm like okay great thank you thank you thank you mom I really appreciate the honesty no it's so true okay let's talk about guys and money and buying on dates and shit like that because I want to hear your take on how much of a turnoff is it if a guy takes you on a date? Well, first of all, have you ever had a guy take you on a date and ask you to split the bill? Not on a first date. But I've definitely like bought dates that I felt like this is like still part of the courting situation. And I don't feel like I should be paying for this. But like go off.

Do your thing. And how did he ask you to pay or split so i was on a date one time and i would say this was like our third fourth date like very in very new in the dating situation like we weren't exclusive we weren't like anything but we were going on dates and like a normal fucking human when the check came like i like went and grabbed for my bag and i'm used to like fake out a little fake pump yeah tail is oldest time like you grab for your bag so i'm grabbing for my bag waiting for him to be like oh my god stop he doesn't say oh my god stop so like i have to keep proceeding like now i'm taking my wallet out now i'm opening my wallet now my card is in my hand and i say oh my god like let me get this one and waiting for him to be like absolutely not that's crazy like this is our third date he doesn't say anything so i like take the check i

pay for it and like it was a fun. It was fine. It was just like a dinner. But in my head I was like. I'm all for like equal rights and women and I'm down to split things. I'm down to pay for things when like we're in a relationship. Like absolutely. And I like being able to buy my own shit because I hate feeling like I owe someone something. But like at the end of the day you're trying to

date me like that's why we're going on dates we're hanging out like we're seeing if this could be a relationship and like come on dude it's one dinner it's like the third date the third date's pretty early pretty early right I I know that so many people will ask me like fuck like I'm in a relationship and I'm just trying to find the balance of him paying versus me paying i feel the same way i think that's totally different totally different but i do feel like when you're in the beginning stages like if you're asking me out on a date yeah you're paying and i know maybe that sounds like a little stuck up but like i don't give a fuck like if a guy's asking me on a date i'm yeah i don't even have to bring my wallet like it took me two hours to get ready for this my makeup is 10 grand like if i threw all of this away and had to go buy it

it's been five thousand dollars you can fucking pick up this a hundred dollar check for some dumb pasta you bought me thank you thank you you make more than us have you heard about the wage gap you fucking make more than me fuck yourself no it's so true and i i think there's you're right there's a line of like i think any guy listening even if you there's one thing one i think for at least the first like five plus dates like it sucks even if you have to ask your parents for money like yeah you should be paying and two i think that something to me that is just such a turn on that is so underrated and it really isn't that much more expensive. Any guy listening for advice, if you're sending her an Uber, send her an Uber Black.

If a Black Escalade rolls up to pick you up, Paige, tell me you're not already trying to fuck this guy i'm now reconfiguring like do i have to wait for the third date because this was really nice like we've set the bar so fucking low for men it actually is infuriating because a simple uber even like saying like let me get you an uber i'm like oh like he wanted to get me an uber so cute but like sending a black escalade to pick me up to take me out on a date and you want to know something i actually haven't had someone do that for me in like years okay so any men listen just start sending uber blacks to pages just start sending them i'm not we're not even going anywhere just keep them rolling up it's so

underrated and i feel like it's literally like a difference between 12 20 something dollars and it can totally change the vibe of the night and i know it's superficial but it doesn't girls can be superficial anyone is superficial when you get something nice that you're not expecting yeah oh my god it's also like really thinking it's like human instincts like of course we want to be equal to the guys but there is like an innate feeling of like we. Like, of course we want to be equal to the guys, but there is like an innate feeling of like, we want to kind of be, we want to feel like we're being taken care of a little. And like, we want you to be like manly and macho.

And like, it's not about the money. It's just like, you thought of us. You want us to be safe. Like you want to in some way protect us and like help us out. Like send the Uber. Like it's not an Uber. It's $30 dollars like it'll benefit you later down the line we'll trust us we'll take care of you after she said herself maybe the three

date fucking situation may go down to the first date like send me an uber uber totally yeah okay okay i want to ask you i wrote the question as are you a lover or are you a fighter, Paige? In the bedroom, I mean. Do you like loving sex? Do you like aggressive sex? Like, what's your sex life like? Okay, so I like to have a balance. But, like, the first couple times, I don't be loving because I'll be like,

that's so weird, I don't know you. Like, don't kiss my forehead forehead I'll actually throw up but like if it's my boyfriend at some point yes I would I want to like make love totally but like in the beginning I'm probably a little bit more like aggressive in terms of like a light choke yeah light choke light choke but don't want to like pass out no I don't want to pass out I have some friends that like they're like I passed out and I'm like that's scary but they love it totally do you because I remember talking about it on an episode and people thought it was fascinating like well one have you ever like been in love before okay I feel bad like because I don't know how many ex-boyfriends are

gonna listen to this I have been in love before. I think I've really truly only been in love once. I think I've loved the person that I'm dating. Like I love them as a human. They're a great human. But I wasn't in love with them. And then I feel like I've had relationships where I loved the relationship because it was either like so toxic or so like what's gonna happen next but I didn't love the

person so when like both are aligned where like I love the relationship and I loved the person I really only think I've I've only ever felt that once and I think that's why I'm such a relationship girl because like I want to be in love. Like I can't wait for that. I just don't think I've had that in a really long time. I think that's profound. I think that's and you're being honest. Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with being in a relationship, especially at our age.

Maybe as we're getting older, the next relationship you're going to get into, You'll probably want to like you're going to be like I want to be In love the next time I'm getting in I'm going to be In love but like in your 20s I don't think I've had relationships I know I'm not fully in love With that person but I don't think There's then any pressure to be like Well then you have to break up with them if you're not in love with them

Because you get something from Each relationship Isn't it crazy though when you are in love, the difference in the sex? Yeah. So I actually haven't really been in love in love since, and I think it was like my first love. So really since I was like 20. Yeah.

It's wild though. It's crazy. yeah it's wild though like i've said like this one person that i dated like the sex was so intense when we were having sex at times and then so hot other times but like the a bit for ever since having that person where i was like holy shit like it i hate using the word like making love yeah like the the hot yeah the passion right yeah to be able to have that sex and then turn it off and do another round that's like sexy and kinky and hot. It's hard then to then I've gone on to new relationships that I've had some boyfriends

that I'm like, we only have like semi-dirty sex and there's no passion. Yep. And once you have the passion in sex, it's hard to move forward in a relationship and have a guy that doesn't do that. And there's some, I've had like boyfriends where like we have the dirty, crazy sex and you're so into it and then they want to switch it to like the lovemaking kind. And I'm like, oh, but I just don't want to. Right.

Like I don't see you like that. Yeah. You're not there. And I feel so bad. And that's why I do think for me, like it is kind of a weird thing but getting older like that's kind of my sense of like am I really into this person if I can do both because you're so right I get the ick when they try to then do the lovemaking and I'm like I really wish you would just fuck me like I'm like a little yeah like and just let's just get it yeah like

put your hand over my mouth and like yeah I'm off yeah like tell me to shut the fuck up and let's keep it moving like straight up we have dinner to get to yeah um okay have you ever i was gonna ask you have you ever had to go about a lot of girls want to know like what do i do if i want to figure out like what are we and i've always told girls like well you don't ask what we are that's just so wrong so not if you want to get dumped real quick ask them what you are If you're trying to get out of it, a thousand percent ask him what you guys are. What are we, Jeremy? And he's like, you're disgusting. You're leaving is what we are.

But like, have you ever been in a situation where you felt like you needed to ask a guy what you are? I think we kind of said both no. No, I don't think so. And anyone I've ever like made like they've been become my actual boyfriend. It's all happened the same way where one day we start hanging out and then we just hung out every single day until we were like, yeah, we're dating. I've actually never met someone.

I've never dated someone who I wasn't friends with first, really. Oh, that's interesting. And I don't know if I recommend it. I'm still testing that theory out. Right. The guy that I'm seeing now, we fully were not friends prior. I had just lightly, I think almost every guy I actually have ever dated, I never was friends with them prior.

Interesting. So we're like opposite with that. Yeah. And I don't know if mine have worked in the past. Yeah. So we don't know. We have this hypothesis out there that we don't know if mine have worked in the past Yeah so we don't know we have This hypothesis out there that we don't know What's right

Um we need to talk about This is like our big wrapping up Caddy girls and girls And just all things and I know that you In summer house have dealt with like So many girl dramas And I think so it's Such an underrated topic like we can talk

About guys all day but really like girl drama is so fucking hard to navigate and I think it's interesting that you're saying you have had friends in the past that like you you are more almost a girlfriend with like best friends with your partner yeah rather than having huge groups of girls because I agree it is hard to navigate girl groups yeah and I've never been someone that has like 20 friends I want my close circle and that's that but like what is your dynamic with girlfriends so I'm definitely a girl's girl like I'm very girly if like I have like girlfriends you know like i have their back like i'm down for them but girls like just innately like when we all get in a room it's automatic like look them

up and down like is this my competition like where guys get into a room and they're like what's up bro like dabbing each other up and and it's like i wish I I wish we had that and I don't know why we don't but it's already automatic competition but I'm the type of girl that like if I meet you I like you initially until I until you do something and then I don't like you where I feel like a lot of girls are proved to me on like why I should like you and it's like it's very off-putting to me I agree I went to an all-girls high school and I had a really great group of girlfriends in high school and I didn't deal with that much cattiness I mean we definitely had it but I think it prepared me a lot for like the real world

I also can pick up in like three seconds when a girl is talking about me like at a party I'm like I absolutely know that she's talking about me and like now i can read her lips and my friends now will be like how do you know that and i'm like i went to an all girls high school this was the cafeteria like i know when a bitch is talking about me so it's definitely hard and then it's just we're in like i not to like sound like oh my god toot my own horn but like right I'm in like a very different career path and so I think it's like sometimes girls get a little bit jealous but I'm like I'm like a loser at heart like you like come over and like let's watch a movie like I'm not like right exactly how I am on my Instagram like always perfectly made up and like whatever

but I think it's just weird like girls just normally have like a jealousy streak. And of course, there's times where I get jealous of other girls. Absolutely. But I always see it like if you're my friend and I'm successful, like I want you to be successful. And like if I'm eating, you're all eating like we're doing, you know, and it's like me and my one girlfriend talk about this all the time. Like if'm going out with my friends i want them to look hot too what like i don't want to be the only hot one when we're going out like i want you to look good yeah like you like no i'm gonna tell you that outfit sucks and like let's change because i want you to look good where i've been with girls that are like wear that wear something else and when I'm like I know I

don't look good in that and that's fucked up how fucked is that with you're so right I remember in college I had this one girl that was like so conscious of wanting to be the hottest girl yeah so obvious when I would watch her tell some girls what to wear and then I would be like yo like you should probably wear this instead like come borrow my clothes because i was watching her girls that feel insecure when they're around hotter girls listen i have been in rooms that i'm like why does she look like that what is that what is happening in new york it's like you walk into a bar everyone's five nine and with will amina and you're like right cool whoa like being short in new york i'm like all of a sudden i feel like a little fucking toad and

me and my gross me and one of my girlfriends always say like it's now about being short and funny and thank you and that's how i live my life dude being around tall girls yeah it's the worst i'm like i can't go anywhere without heels yeah i'm like why is my torso two inches but it's like there's no doubt i all the time have felt insecure going into room like oh my god you obviously size yourself up but like girls that try harder to make you feel i'm gonna read you some questions because it's all like girl code yeah that i feel like you probably have dealt with like a lot of this this is from the daddy gang you guys wrote these in um a lot of it is like what to do about like dating etc but here we go okay is it okay for friends to reserve guys even

if they're not dating them like to call a guy like to be like i want that one like no one's allowed to touch him like do you think that's fair if you guys are all meeting this i think if you see a guy and you're like i really I think I really like that guy I want to try and talk to him then yes because if one of my girlfriends says to me I really want to talk to this guy automatically I'm like okay so then I'll never talk to him like you're I actually am automatically not attracted to that guy because my friend likes him yeah so like if you want to dibs a guy and your friend's like no I want to talk to him that's weird like why would you even be competing for the same guy in the first place i completely agree and i think the only time that it would be no is if she does that and for the next few weeks if you guys see

them out nothing happens yeah like the next season all of a sudden you're on to a new guy and it was like okay i think i'm gonna try for him like i'm kind of vibing but it's like if they never hooked up yeah and if he and it's known that like that girl or that guy is not liking your friend you have to tell your friend like okay get over it he doesn't like you which my friends have done that to me a million times they're like get over it you're like okay okay fine fine sorry um people literally this is like not even a question but we'll just answer it people kept asking if I had sex with him on the dl before he started dating my friend do I have to tell her so she knows yes yeah yeah I think even if you made sex with him on the DL before he started dating my friend, do I have to tell her so she knows? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. I think even if you made out with him, you have. I took you on a date. I had a girlfriend one time match with a guy on Raya, texted me like his picture, Instagram or whatever. It was like I'm going out on a date with him and I go, cool, have so much fun. Got to let you know. Three years ago, I slept with him one time.

Doesn't mean anything. We don't speak. And she's like, cool i'm like okay great right yeah no because if he tells yeah and if he tells her first then you look like a sneaky bitch weirdo yeah okay girls that think they're just being straightforward to you but are really just rude do you know those girls yeah they're like i'm just real i'm just i'm real i'm honest i'm authentic i'm myself i'm like you're a bitch yeah i think dealing with those type of girls i always just let i kind of feel like i know one of the girls on your show that i think of with this yeah girls that are rude sometimes yeah even though They're trying to come off real there's

No point in going at them because They're in their own world if they're Being rude to you pretending they're Being straightforward my advice is Always just like kind of look at them Like they have five heads and just no Response yeah and what my dad always Used to tell me and it's the best

Fucking line is if someone's being an Asshole to you and like saying something And trying to make you feel little, you just stare at them and you go, what's your point? And then they're like, yeah, and they're like, well, I was just and you're like, OK, well, what's your point? Yeah. What's your point? My mom.

Wow. I feel like our parents would even be friends because my mom gives the advice of. So what do you mean by that she's like like because if you make someone explain to you then they just automatically start sounding dumb because they don't even know so then they're like i just mean like and you're like i don't i don't gotta i don't get i don't get you and there's a fine line between being real and just being an asshole like thank you if you're gonna hurt someone's feelings with your realness keep it to your fucking self because we probably didn't have to hear it in the first place

would you ever hook up with a guy that your friend dated for two months um probably not unless this guy was like i was like this is my soulmate and i would definitely talk to my friend about it first like if she was like oh that's like I can't even but if it was one of those guys that like she always liked like yeah I don't I think friends and mixing guys is like gets very messy and I don't ever really do that I would never do that is it okay to date someone's ex if you aren't close but you run in the same circle yes you don't know that girl anything i agree nothing totally oh how close of a friend do i need to be to give my opinion on their

relationship or just never so i have a hard time with this because i have been documented giving hannah all my feels um i think it i think it depends on how close you are with your girlfriend but there have been multiple times where my girlfriends have been like hey snap the fuck out of it he doesn't like you you're making yourself look stupid and now you're making all of us as like a girl group look stupid and i have been like thank you you're correct um but there is a line where like if your girlfriend's in like a toxic relationship and you talk so much shit about him and then like they get back together and then you have to be out at dinners like it's gonna be fucking awkward

I like live my truth and I'm like you're better than this I'll chill with him because it doesn't affect me I'm not the one dating him but you should know that you're better than this I agree I it's like I remember being in high school and I had such a hard situation it was I had a group it was four of us girls and we were all on the soccer team we were best friends we did everything together and one of our one of the girls was dating when we were freshmen she was dating a senior and he was like the hottest guy on yeah so chic hottest guy on campus the whole thing and we found out he was like fully cheating on her and i remember my friend and i were like what do we do like this is so scary like we have to tell her and we were young innocent like freshmen at the time we're like oh my god we gotta tell her yeah and i will

never forget in hindsight we shouldn't have done it the way we did but like during lunch you wrote a letter you were like dear sam ronnie was at the club so dude we should have so i will never forget we bring her to a bench on campus and we all sit down how poetic there's like grass around us and we in our true minds we're like oh my god like she definitely has no idea and we're like we have to tell you something we told her and she looked at us so obvious all of a sudden like kind of pulls back a little bit so defensive so doesn't believe us stands up and is like i'm going to talk to him he walks out right of like one of the buildings and they make eye contact and she walks to him and for the next like few months it was really awkward yeah she didn't believe us until a picture came out at

like a school dance of him like fully tongue down the throat and then we were awkwardly like sipping our slurpees in the corner like, whoa, that's an interesting photo. That's weird. Where'd we get that? See, I've always been the type of girl where like if my girlfriends ever came to me and we're like, we think he's cheating on you. I'm like, well, let's go get the Facebook out. Well, how are we going to figure it out? Like if you're telling me.

Yeah. Like someone start fucking an FBI agent. So we can figure the bottom of this. Yeah. Like what are we doing here? It's that's why if my friends ever came to me, he's cheating i'm like same vibe but i do think that is where then i learned like when they're in a toxic relationship yeah most girls probably have a little feeling that they are and they didn't she didn't want to hear that information she probably knew she

thought it was the best she could get and then later on she ended up spending her entire college on and off with this guy and like he fully broke her heart and kept cheating and like now she spent like eight years of her life with this dude and he kept serial cheating i think though from that at a very young age i learned like i'm gonna sometimes you just gotta you gotta be aware of who you're addressing yeah i can't help myself but i'm if i know someone's getting cheated on i'm telling them yeah as a friend i feel like that's my duty if i don't really know the girl i'm not going out of my way to me neither no your boyfriend's fucking on you like don't give a fuck unless she's one of my girlfriends that i talk to every single day or like every week even if it's one of my girlfriends i don't talk to that much but she's like my girl i'm telling her if she's an acquaintance i'm not getting involved in that whatsoever also like i've learned through dating like for what

however long i've been dating like 15 years always trust your gut boom and like there's so many times where i'm like damn am i a psychic because i need to trust my gut more and like i've been right and any girl that is wondering should i tell my my friend? Go tell your friend, but then also be like, I'm down for whatever you want to do. I'm here to handle it with you. But once you tell them once, you don't need to keep harping on it. Because then if they do stay, they're choosing to stay. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Like you don't bring it up again. And you're like, whatever your decision is, I back you up because you're my friend but here's the fact totally having a friend that you had a fallout with would you send your ex-best girlfriend a happy birthday or not no no no if we fight and

like it no fuck you no no like literally not at all i'm like not texting an ex-best friend like what no roommate fights when you still have to live together post fight and you're not making Like literally not at all. I'm like not texting an ex-ex-friend. Like what? No. Roommate fights when you still have to live together post-fight and you're not making up. Like what do you do about fighting with roommates? Go to your boyfriends. No. Stay there. Stay there.

Hide. Bunker up. Like be gone. Yeah. It's interesting because I've learned through having lived with like a bunch of soccer girls in college post-college girls like I've definitely learned a balance of fight but like keep in mind that you do have to wake up near that person right the next day if you don't have a boyfriend um but it also does come to a point where like have sit down conversations not one-offs and then walking away like hey let's like schedule time to sit down and like let's just talk through this because

like you literally have to live with that person it's actually really interesting that you say that because my ex used to always give me that advice if i was ever fighting with a friend like being really adult about it almost like you work together like hey can we schedule a time rather than just like walking in the room being like hey let's talk because like scheduling a time it's like i'm serious like i want this to work and I want us to like, I want to hear you out. I want you to hear me. Like there is a different just vibe with it. Yeah.

You just have to be way more respectful because it's now past friendship. Right. You don't have to be best friends, but you do have to live together. Oh, I feel like you have this. This can be our last one. Okay. When your best friend or just a friend is always copying and trying to one-up you with like your outfit boys but there was one girl on

the show that used to come out of the room dressed yeah like which i actually always feel so bad for that because she is the nicest girl ever and like she really didn't copy me as much as it really did look i just had similar style i could tell with her too like it was a form of like she really didn't copy me as much as it really did look i just had similar style i could tell with her too like it was a form of like she looked up to you she loved your style i almost inspired her yeah i almost felt like an older sister and like i loved when she would wear similar things because i'd be like you look fucking great like wear it but have you ever gotten mad at like anyone of your friends for like trying to always copy you yeah i've definitely had friends who are like always trying to like one up and be like yeah

no i have that too and i have that whatever and it gets annoying and i always talk to my mom about it and she always like snaps me back to earth and she's like that's sad like that's something in them that they're like insecure like so let them just have it so whenever someone's like trying to one-up i'm always like that's so good like that's amazing and then they almost kind of feel like oh this is weird and then they sometimes stop dude i will never forget one of like the one of like the dumbest biggest fights i had with one of my ex-friends is i bought a pair of boots okay i bought a pair of boots that one of my friends was like oh my god i'm obsessed with this company like buy this boot bought the boot it's one that like m rata always wears okay and so i post on my story like wearing the boots going out and she texts me

and she's like no she dms me and she goes what are what brand is that boot and i was like oh my god it's like schultz boots you know those i know yeah i know exactly what you're talking about and i'm like oh my god schultz boots like there's was it was emirata was wearing those like cowboy almost looking boots yes yes okay and i'm like oh my god like i tag i like send it to her dmr and i'm like oh my god you have to check out the boot and she she dms me back and also like dming like we were fully living together yeah and she's and she's like um alex you know that i own that boot i have had at that point fully never been going out with her she had a boyfriend i was going out with my i was like oh oh like no i i didn't know that you had that boot yeah and

it's a black boot that we I had it was a black boot and I was like oh my god like I'm so sorry no I didn't know but like that's great like and then she was like I can't believe that you bought that boot you know that I have that boot so then it transfers to texting no you're going in a she's fully beat like you are like i can't believe this like i just want one thing that's like mine and like you post more on instagram than me and it's not fair that you have the boot now and now everyone's gonna know the boot as yours and now i don't i can't wear the boot and this is and i was like there it feels like there's something under this yeah there's something deeper and i was like and i was like we never go out together so like no one we're never gonna and if you want to wear it if we ever go out

together i won't wear the boot like it's a black boot absolutely like what and i was like i got three other types like it's not it's word and it was just it went on for an hour and i remember calling my mom and my other best friend and i was like am i off on this like she's losing her shit over a boot yeah it wasn't the boot it just it wasn't the boot it wasn't it wasn't because like i have a girlfriend who anytime we ever go on a trip i pack quadruple the amount i would pack because i know this girl's not bringing anything and like she's gonna want to wear clothes so she'll call me and be like i hope you like pack extra leather pants i'm like you're so annoying but yes my luggage is over the weight because of you but if there was ever an outfit like there have been times that i've been away with her and i'll pack an outfit and i've never worn it tags are on it and i'll be like i want to wear it first

first like because i picked this outfit out like and then you can wear it like absolutely it's all about just being respectful yeah and like having communication that's what i i remember just being like i will never wear it when you are wearing them right you can always wear them like i was going above and beyond like we're talking about a boot here like yeah we go and it was just it was an it was a moment of being me being like she's clearly feeling insecure about something and i'm gonna try to appease her in every way because this is a fight over a boot and there was clearly more that came out later and it was just one of those moments like with girls i agree i could give two fucks if my friends borrow lauren literally just borrowed my bra and

underwear for a date the other night because she didn't have a cute enough fucking thong set and i'm like i don't care people think that's gross like i don't care about that here's the thing i don't think that's gross right i don't think it's gross at all like if my girlfriend was like one time it was valentine's day and i lived with like one of my girlfriends and i was like fuck like i don't really have lingerie she pulled out these like crazy pieces i was like i was like i'm not old enough to even put that on but thank you like thank you if you're not helping your girls out like to be the best they can be i don't fuck with you i agree i think to everyone listening like to wrap it up like try to be a little less defensive

around your girlfriends and even i've always said people that like are like i wish my friends would even listen to call her daddy like having an open communication about your sex life with your friends i'm sure i'm sure you one having a podcast and two being on summer house i bet has helped you almost like talk more about and be open more about your relationships and sex life with your friends and some girls can't have a conversation about like oh my god i gave him head last night because some girls are so judgy yeah and if you're around girls like that find a new friend group seriously i have a group and this will be like the last thing i say about like friends i have a group of guy friends who are perfect like they really are the best guys ever and i watch them with each other and

they hype each other up so much like no one is talking shit about anyone else in their guy group. And I'm like, this is like beautiful. Like it's really sentimental how much you guys fuck with each other. And I was like, girls should just be more like that. And now I'm like in a group and I have a bunch of girlfriends who like some of them are new girlfriends, some of them are old girlfriends. But it's so much more fun to hype each other up and you have such a better time when you're out if you're like that's the

baddest bitch in the room and she's my fucking friend like rather than looking at her and being jealous because she looks so hot that night like you're gonna have a night where you look the hottest i wore an outfit one night out with like one of my best girlfriends and the the boys that we were with were like page your outfit looks so good and she comes up and she goes page do a fucking twirl you look so good and i was like that's my best friend like that's my girl for her and you know when you have a bomb outfit she's gonna have one one night and you're gonna do the same fucking thing yes i will tell her i'm like you like run that way and i'm gonna take an instagram video of your ass and i'm gonna post it because you look so good so why would i not do that for my friend i agree i think girls

need to take a like a page out of the guy's book on that one like be less stuck up be less in your heads like we're all gonna get ours yeah you're fine just because one person is successful or like killing it at the moment doesn't mean that takes yours away because it's just different timing totally totally okay paise yes i can't explain to you how happy i am that you finally came on i was thinking this is so good now next it has to be me you and hannah yes oh my god i mean we'll talk for 24 hours literally i think i'm nervous you need to tell us where we can find you on social media and then also tell us like about where summer house airs etc okay so my instagram is page underscore desorbo and then summer house is thursdays at 9 p.m oh my god oh my god this

was so fun this was so fun it wasn was so fun. It wasn't scary, right? No, not at all. I feel like I was talking to like one of my girlfriends. Wait, right? Yeah. Okay, I love you, Paige. Thank you so much for coming on. Daddy gang, go show her love in her DMs. You guys are scary. People need to know that you guys like them and support them. I love you. Thank you so much, Paige. Thank you. Okay, daddy daddy gang that is it for this week's episode i hope you guys enjoyed that girl talk with page we had a lot of fun doing it and i honestly can't wait for the little collab with me page and hannah um next week is is going to be a bit of a different vibe um a little bit more on the degenerate side a little bit more on the degenerate side. A little bit more on the, have you ever drank so much alcohol and just single-handedly in

one night fucked up your entire life? Say hi. Hi. Guys, I'm sitting here with Lauren. We were listening to the Paige episode together and then we were like, okay, that was so fun. And next week is going to be fun for you guys a little less fun for us Lauren and I have single-handedly since moving to Los Angeles consumed more alcohol being here than I probably have in my entire life I've had sex more this past month than I had Lauren is single-handedly taking down the entire state of Los Angeles I have

been a fucking menace to society since moving here it's honestly pretty crazy to see how much you've turned which is great you're like enjoying your life you're doing your thing like no one's forcing you to do anything you're just I keep telling him I'm like it's this is not the real me I'm just having a quarter life crisis you got me out at the wrong time right right but now I'm starting to think this is the real yeah anyways next week's episode guys we are going to do a full episode That is going to be almost that one episode That you're going to go back and listen to Every single time you're hungover and you

Need a little pick me up you're going to listen To that episode because you're going to feel a lot Fucking better about your life because we're going To fully throw ourselves under the bus And let you guys hear about the degenerate decisions That we have made since Los Angeles Some of the things I haven't wanted to talk about on the Podcast because I know my mom's going to call me and be like,

you really did that to Mr. Sexy Zoo Man? Like, what's wrong with you? Like, what are you doing? And then other times Lauren was like, I need to talk about this because it's so shocking. It is so shocking. There are things that I have not even told you yet because I'm like, I can't have her think that I'm a liability

to our household every time I step out the door. So you're going to hear some things for the first time next week. Oh, last time I came home from Mr. Sexy Zoo Man's house in the morning and fully, Lauren's keys were in the front door. I'm walking up to unlock my fucking house and Lauren's keys are in the front door, left in the lock. I'm like, good morning, sweetheart. You could have fucking died last night.

Anyways, it's going to be fine. It's going to be amazing. You'll meet a new character. Yeah. You'll meet a new character. Yeah, you'll meet a new character. Country Club Man. Mr. Sexy Zoo Man took Lauren and I to his country club where he introduced Lauren, which now he regrets to this day. He introduced Lauren to a man who we are now calling Country Club Man.

And he has taken Lauren out on a few dates. I've gone out with him three times. I've blacked out two of those times. And it's been great, but great sex. She got fingers in her butthole. And we will see you motherfuckers next wednesday