Call Her Daddy - 113- How to Trick Him into Proposing (ft. Hannah Berner)

Episode Date: March 10, 2021

This week’s episode, Father Cooper is joined by OG guest and fan favorite, Hannah Berner. AND IT’S A BIG ONE BABY. Hannah sits in the hot seat and details for the Daddy Gang how she managed to get a man on TWO knees and propose to her. The dirty details of how unglamorous engagements are, picking out your own ring, putting a ring on chubby fingers, and the awful bachelor show effect on love will all be discussed on this week’s ep. AND IT DOESN’T STOP THERE. It gets even juicier when the girl’s get deep and talk how social media has effected their mental health and the issues they have come to face through hate and the podcast industry. ENJOY DADDIES!!!

what is up daddy gang it is your single father alex cooper with call her daddy oh we're back baby what the fuck is up daddy gang it is your founding father father for another episode of call her daddy hello hello hello what a glorious glorious Wednesday I missed you all I hope you missed me daddy gang in the history of call her daddy you guys have heard me have millions of different experiences clearly I'm all over the place at times I want a boyfriend at times I want to be single at times I I want a boyfriend. At times, I want to be single. At times, I want to fuck 12 dicks. At times, I want to be celibate. At times, I want to masturbate. At times, I want to cry. At times, I want to ghost my therapist. And at times, I want to cradle her and ask her for forgiveness. But the moral of the story there is that a lot of times, I don't know what the

fuck I want. I'm in my mid-20s I'm figuring it out but as we all get older you start to hear your friends and those friends that are settling down and those friends that are getting married or engaged and you start to wonder what was it for them because what I do know is it's not about falling in love. I've been in love. It's not one construct. There's a shit ton that goes into ending up with someone. So what are those things? What are those things for you?

Maybe you're listening to this and you have huge fucking daddy issues. So sweetheart, maybe your ideal man is a stage five clinger that will never leave your ass. That's okay. Or maybe you grew up fucking broke as shit and you're like, I don't want to dine at Denny's anymore. I want a goddamn vacation lifestyle. So like the brilliant business strategic woman you are, you go for that big rich dick.

To each his own, baby. But what the point is, is no matter what you want, that's on you to figure it out in your own fucking therapy sessions god knows i've been trying daddy gang i have no idea if i'm doing it right but i'm on my own personal journey through bad experiences good experiences trying to figure out what it is for me that makes me happy and what i would want and the qualities i need in a good match for a partner and you are all on the same, but we're not going to have the same answer. Regardless, it's a journey.

And someone right here in our inner circle of the Daddy Yang apparently figured it the fuck out. Introducing the recently engaged hannah burner i don't even know how to begin this because there is so much history here hannah hi hi hello hi hi the stepfather's back in the building i'm nervous i'm excited i'm feeling a lot of feels. We have so much to cover. We have so much judgments to do. We have so much shit to talk about. I feel like you're on a world tour right now of like, like, fuck the royal family. Fuck Meghan and Harry. Like Hannah's here and she's fucking making waves on the Internet. You're selling your soul for the content people were like how did this happen people like did she trap him is he kidnapped is he okay people were very worried about him and i was like don't

worry about it if any of you have no idea what we're talking about here we go first and foremost i want to lay it out like this because i was thinking about this this is going to be our third episode together okay well not technically because we always go over and then i split well every episode is a journey so we've lived many lives together so the first episode we did hannah and i were both single couldn't have been more single very very bleak it was very dark you talked about fucking the mascot you talked about i gave up on athletes and I was like, well, this furry badger, fuck me. And it was iconic. And the people loved you. And then the second episode, you come in hot and you say, I have a boyfriend.

And for your degenerate ass to say that on top of then me sliding in sort of and being like, I kind of am getting there too, was a very iconic moment in Call Her Daddy. Because I think the first episode proved like how degenerate we were. And how unwilling we were to settle down. Degenerates are people too, okay? That's what we're trying to explain. And now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the third episode with Hannah Berner. And in front of me, I have a woman that is no longer single, no longer just in a relationship.

This bitch is fucking engaged. Thank you, honey. And today we are going to divulge how to literally trap his ass and trick him to not just like going down on you for a couple more hours, but to literally be stuck with you forever. Stuck forever and give you a nice ass fucking ring hannah tell us how the fuck this happened i need to know all the details because to give you guys information hannah and i have not talked all i got was a text saying bitch i'm engaged a picture of the ring and that was it and i was like save it for the podcast how the fuck did this happen god

okay well it's so funny because i think everyone i I felt like I was 29 I was living with five cats with my parents in a pandemic it couldn't have been more bleak for me if I was a better I would not be betting that I was engaged are you telling me that you did this because of quarantine you're like it's literally just the only out to get away from my parents and my cat i'm not trying to be rihanna but like i fell in love in a hopeless place if that makes sense oh god here we go totally yeah i felt like dating up until this point was like you just always felt like you just failed and you failed and you're failed and you have these moments where you get dark and you're like no one in this world loves me right like how no one in this world wants to be with me which is fucked up thinking a because you're choosing to be single most of the time.

You could be with someone if you really want to. This is for all the girls who are single out there, too. I sound like Beyonce where she's like, oh, the single ladies, but you're not single. Stop trying to be empathetic. But I get what you're saying. You've come from like a disastrous dating history like me, like you haven't had crazy success with amazing men. And I started feeling just like what's wrong with me. But also I realized we're not calling it dating anymore okay we're calling it researching got it because

anyone in college knows or after college you have to write a thesis you don't just fucking write a thesis you have to research for a long time to make that thesis amazing dude so when i was dating i literally was just researching different types of guys, different things I liked. It was crazy because when I met Des, like there were sides to him that I was like, oh, he reminds me of this relationship that I really like that part of that guy. Or, oh, I'm so happy he doesn't act this way in that situation because I know that I don't deal well with that. And it literally was like, thank God I had all these bad relationships in my 20s to know that I wanted to spend my life with this guy. Because I wouldn't have known. I mean, people fall for each other at 18.

That's fucking beautiful. But I'm too much anxiety to pull the trigger like that. I'm an overthinker. So when I was at Summer House filming, I met him two weeks before. So we went on our dates. And then I was like, I have to go into this house. And I remember him being like, look, do whatever you want to do. before so we went on you know our dates and then i was like i have to go into this house and i remember him being like look do whatever you want to do i just want to let you know i really like you but you know we're not exclusive but in my head i was like this guy's special i don't fuck it up so as i was fighting with everyone he would send me these

funny videos like the perks of dating a comedian is he would just make fun of every situation he'd send me these funny rap videos then the rap videos stop once we're like living together because you know these guys they don't fucking keep it up right but i wake up on valentine's day and he was being super weird like don't you hate valentine's day isn't valentine's day so lame we shouldn't do anything on valentine's day right and i'm like okay like you don't have to come at right you're like i better get a fucking gift even though i've always hated it but now that i have a boyfriend this has got to count for something if i'm gonna have a boyfriend i better have something on valentine's day that's how i corny but if i don't see a rose someone's gonna get kicked in the day absolutely so

so i wake up he wakes up early because he's old it's the one unfortunate part of our relationship i like to sleep till a solid eight hours he's up at 6 a.m like it's crazy my boyfriend does the same thing i'm like what are you doing it's 5 30 he's like we're up i'm like no it's the middle of the night go back to sleep i'm in the middle of my rem cycle so i he wakes me up and i hear him like singing in the other room like this like rap singing like what is he doing he clearly was like trying to get the words right and he's kind of ad-libbing and then I get a text and I think he thought I was asleep but it was like a new video just like joking about our love we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together and he loves me whatever he was making jokes and then he goes and I have a surprise for you but I'm just sitting

there and he's like in the bathroom peeing I get down he's like you watch the video already and that's my voice for all guys by the way but he kind of sounds like that and i was like yeah and he's like wait watch it again watch it again and he kind of like kneels over the bed on my side and i watch it again and i turn over and he just goes will you marry me so i'm like crusty eyes terrible breath invisalign hair sticking straight up and i always wanted to cry because i feel like if you don't cry like is that shit even real right so the tears came and i was like i love that but i go are you joking is this a fucking joke i thought this was a bit is this like some comedy bit you're doing and he's like i want to marry you but um this sounds very beautiful right this moment but we're gonna delve back in that it wasn't that romantic it very planned. I knew exactly the ring I wanted. We talked it out.

But it was a beautiful moment. Hold on. What? Hold on. What was the video? The video was him basically singing something funny about us being together. But it wasn't like saying he wanted to marry me. He was just like saying how he loves me and so you're watching that and as he's on his knee watching

it with you and then he pulls out the ring it ends with like and i got a surprise for you baby like it was a stupid rep and then he was just like will you marry me he was on two knees which i don't know maybe i should make him do it again yeah two knees bitch get. Bitch, get up. Hold on. Hold on. Two knees are for me. Right, right, right. Yeah. That's where I belong. My knees are both supposed to be bruised by the end of the day. Let women at least do something.

Right? Don't take everything from us. Wait. Okay. Hold on. You have to discuss this ring. We have to discuss the proposal because I don't know how I would feel about that. And I want to know how you felt about it in hindsight.

Like you were laying there, no makeup on. Like what the fuck are you doing? Slash the fact that you had already picked out the ring. Walk me through that process. Daddy gang, the media is fucking lying to you. The media makes it seem like one day a guy chooses you and just a huge rock appears and it's perfect. And it fits your finger perfectly and then you just spend the rest of your life together because of course you do and like

that's not fucking real fuck that no man no man will be picking out my ring here at first anybody listening that's trying to marry me you will not pick out my ring thank you however some of us their whole lives are kind of thinking about it and they know like what looks good on their finger then some girls like don't even know what they had for breakfast that morning that's me right I have also we need to normalize like nubby fingers I have big palms nubby fingers great for a hand job terrible yeah Hannah I was staring at your fingers in the picture you sent me I couldn't even focus on the ring I'm like your fingers are hideous no i'm just kidding dude i'm just kidding i'm like literally just googling what rings do you get for a nubby finger shut the fuck up no no one talks about it alex like everyone's like i like

body diversity i want fucking finger diversity not everyone has fingers like like page my best friend like beautiful supermodel fingers i call it she looks like a praying mantis dude i noticed that when i was interviewing her i was like staring at her fingers and i was like why am i looking at page's fingers in a sexual way then i saw you texting me i'm like hannah your fingers are fucking busted but you know like we can't all be perfect and that's my biggest no no so put a nice fat fucking ring on it to deflect from the fat that's what they say at first i was like i need something dainty to look at to make it look dainty no no no you got to get something big um however before i met dez i was very like oh like i'm not doing that corny

shit like it's so just bullshit like marriage like capitalism like spend 30 grand on a ring and it's like fuck that shit like i don't need that i was like i'm getting a pearl and page actually turned to me and she said the wisest word she's ever said she said grow the fuck up thank you so i processed that information as i started doing research at first i wanted an emerald then i realized it doesn't like shimmer that much then he took me to try on rings like that was some like like movie shit where like you walk in he took you to try okay hold on let me ask you a question because we need you're you're like too far for me i am back at the point where i thought you had a fucking boyfriend and then you said you're engaged oh yeah so you fully talked about

this so what happened is a couple weeks into dating this man he goes i'm gonna marry you and like guys have said that before like a joke or like they're trying to get a blow job but like he meant it and there was something hot about like i really feel like there's times where you feel like you want to marry someone or they want to marry you but the fact that like the two of us kind of trusted it like we were in it together i was like if you believe it i believe it like he really i had walls up with him right he just broke them down at one point like I like kind of reposted an insta story on my birthday from an ex and he called me and he was like hey if you want to play games like that's totally cool I just don't want to be a part of it I put my little tail between my legs

and I said I am so sorry I'm deleting the Instagram right now it was the hottest thing like I was like he's he's above the games like I'm like we we're not the Instagram right now. It was the hottest thing. Like I was like, he's, he's above the games. Like I'm like, we're not trying to make each other feel insecure. Whoa. Wait, you're making me feel good about myself just for being myself. But again, to bring it back to the daddy gang, like you said, Hannah, and you were saying like, it's research. My mom said the same thing.

She was like, you call it a game. I call it a process, Alex, where like you have to go through the process of playing the games of being a six box of being a degenerate so that you feel those games are also protecting yourself from dudes who you know are fucking playing the games you're like okay we're in it you know early on when you're like okay i know your games and we'll do it together we'll go through the motions we'll see if this is fun this guy was like white flag i don't care and all the way back to the basics of girls that are getting fucked over and left on red and don't know how to play the game yet and you're in the beginning stages you need to feel that so then when you go through all the shit with the dudes then you find

the des of the world that doesn't want to play the game then all of a sudden it's like whoa wait he doesn't want to play games like the other guy that left me on red and fucked me up boom boom boom boom boom and you know what's so funny it's hard being public because normally if someone gets married you just like talk shit to your friend like that's not gonna work out but that like messages of people being like this is so weird it's so soon a lot of messages like eight months ago she was crying over luke and it's like has anyone ever been like wronged or gaslighted and first of all don't mistake my tears for weakness it was anger and frustration but it's like has anyone ever been like wronged or gaslighted and first of all don't mistake my tears for weakness it was anger and frustration but it's like i could cry over a guy a couple

months ago and it's called moving the fuck the fuck on and it's a beautiful thing we all should do it more often it's called we cry those tears let it out people are in your dms already shitting on you oh no but it's a process it's like that's what happens being public and it's hard totally but i was telling you earlier oh when things get when things get really dark and you know people come from my relationship my my character my life i go to caller daddy's podcast page on apple and um i've already left my review five stars love it highly recommend would come again um but I look at all the people who are trying to tear you down and from all types of things and I'm like wait wait this is the number one podcast in the world

I look up to Alex Cooper so much and everything she's accomplished and she is getting ruined and then I go about my day and I feel better about myself it's so dark when you were telling me this I was like oh my god why don't you say it on the podcast she's like well I didn't want to hurt your feelings I'm like you just told me you gave me five stars you're not a one star thank you like I love you thank you no so that's good to know that that's how you make you feel better about yourself I'm trying to figure out how to make myself feel better about myself yeah but now I guess I'll go look at the comments on yeah look at okay but i also think anyone who's crying over dude right now anyone who's fucking single anyone

who literally can't stop thinking about cats because it's the only affection they're getting it takes one person to just fucking see you and to just not want to play games and to be with you but you have to go through the toxic shit and you have to have done your research to even see when that guy comes yeah you need to be ready to be done with the games and there's nothing wrong with the games i commend the games i i welcome the games when it needs to be in the right time of your life which you're clearly done with when you met him back to sorry you go to the ring store how did you decide to go to the ring store after the man was like i want to marry you after i realized most importantly i feel like myself around him and i have huge which is something that i never considered because before my game was literally just like i love being like

a people pleaser and being like i will be whatever he wants me to be i will make him love me and i will be funny when i'm supposed to be funny and quiet when I'm supposed to be funny and sexy when I'm supposed to be sexy and tough and it's like that's fucking exhausting how tiring to do that all the time and then I I forget who I was talking about this with but you go on a first date and I remember a spurt of first day I love how we're all over the place right now we'll bring it back guys stay with us but like you go on a first date and I remember a period of my life where I was going on these dates and I was doing just that I was showing up to these dates and I was like this man is going to go call his mother after this date he's gonna be so fucking in love with me and I would go home exhausted and like take off my pants and let out my belly and eat food finally and like actually

have a real cocktail so I'm not hammer on the date and like be like he doesn't even know me and then he texts me obsessed with me I'm, you don't even know who I am. You're obsessed with the girl that I was pretending to be on the date. And it's exhaust. And a lot of people go on dates, daddy gang, and you can get them to like you. But then you're six months in and you realize, holy shit, I forgot to think if I like him. And then you're stuck with a loud breather for the rest of your life. It's the bachelor effect.

I said it my whole life. Why is that? What is the show? Why are they all those women are guaranteed to like matt james i don't think so i don't think so like as long as we get a tall guy girls will fall for him because it's also the competition factor but i think because i was so alone in the pandemic and actually getting really comfortable with like i don't need a guy i I want one, but I don't need it. Then when I met him, it wasn't like, I want him to like me. Like I was about to go film summer house instead of it was like, do I like him?

And then I was like, I like him. So when you go on a date, don't try to get him to like you. Daddy gang. Do you fucking like him? Cause it's, that's the research. That's so fact. What you do at the ring store though. Stop avoiding it. You don't just get to the ring store, though. Stop avoiding it.

You don't just get to the ring store, honey. Just wait. Oh, OK. Here we go. So once he says he wants to marry you, he needs to put his money where his mouth is. So you need to just start texting him links to rings. Woo! I'm dancing.

You guys can't see me. Woo! Woo! Woo! And I want that shit fucking big and juicy. So as I started to do research was like okay so i know i said i wanted a pearl but i really like emily ratajkowski's two diamond ring like that shit is crazy like i was like the one that's like a square and then like the pair i was like i want two and he's like so you fucking went from a pearl to two

fucking diamonds good together and i said do you love me wait you okay that's interesting i would love to talk about rings because i'm like to me it looks like that it has like a lump on it it's like a tumor on a ring like i'm like wait that's like that looks like your ring has a pimple yes a pimple a pimple ring it looks and it kind of looks oh to me like it's a little big on her finger it is i like the idea but if it was maybe smaller aka maybe what you were looking for like okay don't come at me like that first of all so i originally wanted something different so i felt like okay if i'm not gonna pearl i want the two diamonds so people like what's that turns out this bitch is

basic as fuck um i start sending him rings and i kept changing my mind i remember being in the car once just being like he wanted to be like he's like let me handle it but this is where like engagements are actually not fucking romantic and crazy and surprise you are wearing this for the rest of your life he's putting a serious investment into this if you know what you want don't think that like he's gonna read your mind because he won't men can barely like anticipate that you're hungry no that is such a good point hannah i have never well it's interesting because like i've never thought about the ring that i've wanted and i i think i want something big everyone's like shocker alex shut the fuck up

no i do because it's gonna be on my finger for the rest of my life however i don't want it so gaudy that people are like you can't bend your finger that's like outrageous um but i don't know like what i want but if you don't know what you want how the fuck is a man gonna know what kind of ring you want so we went to in east hampton there's a london jewelers shameless promo we walked in and it's like oh we'd like to see the engagement rings and i just got to try on like every fucking ring they had in the store they were like 3.5 carats i didn't even know what a carrot was i was like why they called a carrot that makes no sense it's not a vegetable so then and then i tried littler ones and i'd look

at him we'd be like no no no wait when you were there were you paying attention at all to the pricing yes yeah i was had he said anything about like a budget budget well he asked me what kind what how big the carrots i wanted and i was like three carrots and he like scoffed like he was like really like how do you know three carrots i don't even know what that means i didn't know either i just knew it was really big all right okay there we go and from your research you're like i want emily ratajkowski's ring naturally if we're not getting two diamonds put them together into one okay do the math you're do the math okay so you have three carats in mind i can't even imagine what the pricing is so it's it's fucking expensive three carats could be like

80 grand 90 grand that's a down payment in a house and part of me i'm i'm not a very material materialistic person in that like i'm shallow with men but like jewelry when i first got my first like nice earrings they immediately fell in the drain when i was like six years old and it's traumatized me since that day so i'm like i want to ring that he's comfortable with the price but i also don't want to be made fun of by my friends you know no okay like my best friend is page like she'd smack me page would be like oh my god take her little fingers her little skinny fingers and just poke me in the eye can you imagine if you came back with like a little dot on your finger and page would be like a sweetheart like he's not the one and like the thing is is i

understand everyone has a financial budget but i would go as far to say like if i was in the situation where like the guy was dating like couldn't afford something great i would be like let's save up fuck vacations for the next three years and make sure i get a condo on my fucking finger like that also alex people have starter rings so be like get me something now and then like in 10 years, we'll do an upgrade. Once we're like more established, we're doing well. But our situation is weird. Like Alex,

if you get engaged, everyone just wants to see the ring. Everyone's like, how did he do? So he was feeling pressure also. But I like, what ended up happening is like, he kind of showed me some of the,

cause also you don't just have to have the diamond. You need the shape of the diamond. Then you need the, like, do you want it silver? Do you want a gold? What kind of, do you want diamonds in there like there's so many different options i'm sweating i can barely decide what color eyeshadow i want like i don't

know how i don't even wear eyeshadow because i can't figure out which one to wear i don't wear eyeshadow options or an eyeshadow palette like what the fuck is going on also when you go to pick nail polish have you ever seen a more confused person and how come i always pick the one thing that i don't want to wear that's why i never have my nails done i don't do it and so to think about a ring that's going to be on my finger for the rest of my life that shit has to be perfect so alex my question to you is in your gut you see yourself getting a ring what does it look like okay here we go you're like i've been waiting um that's the thing i have never thought about this until recently uh maybe you kind of were like the start of that because i'm like oh wow

and like i was joking with my boyfriend you're like it could happen to anyone it happened to hannah i'm like this is the crazy those fingers don't deserve a diamond if you've seen them i'm like a diamond will look better on my fingers, so whatever Hannah has, I'll be fine. I'm just kidding. So I think for me, I'm similar to you. Like, I want just, like, a big-ass single diamond, and I want a very, very simple band.

Like, I don't want that thing that's, like, a diamond and then 19 million diamonds around it and, like, a a fat chunky thing attached to a smaller diamond that's yeah i don't like that shit also like you're gonna wear this shit when you're wearing your yoga pants like going shopping so you don't want something that looks like gaudy and and just too much no and also it's like yeah you want it to be you you don't want to just be what society says is like the coolest thing right and you don't want to be basic hannah like getting the same thing as emily ratajkowski a hundred percent I don't just want to be like you yeah thank you that's why I said

so but you had texted me saying you sent this ring to him earlier in your relationship so I first sent him like an emerald ring and then I just started sending all types of rings to him and then it just became so when I first sent it to him his first response I remember texting actually page and my mom being like should I send this to him they were like really do it so I just sent it to him and his response was on it okay let's talk about this for a minute pause how soon in did you send him an engagement ring great question um i'm gonna say like four months okay three months let me break this down for a second yeah brilliant if you have a comedic relationship with the guy girls listening i think it's fucking brilliant hannah that four months in

as you're joking and this guy is obviously telling you signs of like I'm obsessed with you yeah you sending him that is fucking hilarious yeah and it puts it more in his mind but doesn't put pressure on you girls if you're not as like funny and you don't joke around with the dude if you send a man a fucking ring within the first like two three four months he is going to block your ass and be like this girl is fucking psyched dude i mean though only a specific type of girl can do that but also but also alex i don't even think like you don't have to be two comedians dating each other if you're found the right guy i feel like you have to have the same sense of humor and once you have that similar

sense of humor you find that and you find a way to jokingly let him know that like you're in that's what i'm saying i'm just saying if a girl has never been sarcastic or joking all of a sudden you send in the link because you're like i heard hannah and alex say they said no i'm good that's a bigger issue if you haven't been sarcastic in your relationship you're missing out totally totally let yourself free let it be your love language try it it's very fun you could be mean all the time and then be sarcastic and then when you're nice he's so grateful but alex i didn't realize at the time that i was doing a genius move but it was kind of like we're open about everything he fucking loves me put your money where your mouth is here's a ring and i

think guys like want you to want them like guys want to know that you're like into them like that and i wasn't doing it in a obnoxious way i just sent a link and when he wrote on it it was funny because like i didn't know if he was joking either so we started this like playful thing and that playful thing just turned into serious one day that's why when he proposed I go are we kidding I thought this was a bit the whole time dude how do you feel though about this there's I have so many questions for you I guess guess first and foremost, let's break it down to like being degenerates and like having had our fair share of literally making our career on being degenerate so far up into this point.

Yeah. Um, nobody was expecting this, Hannah. Nobody even thought that you could lock a man. It is so shocking to me. You got rejected by a mascot at a school that wasn't even top 10. Okay. How the fuck did you wrangle this one you stupid slut no the question is it's like let's be serious for two seconds what has your relationship always been to the idea of getting married great question what growing up slash in

the past few years like how has it evolved so i do think that your parents love story really affects your love story my parents got married 24, 25, but they always talked about how like they dated a lot of people when they met each other, it was easy and they were engaged in five months. So in my head, once I hit like seven months with some douche, I was like, he's not the one. Like I actually never dated a guy that I thought I would marry. I've actually never thought there was one that got away. I literally was always in that kind of research phase and my mom at 29 single with the cats was like are you good like is there something wrong with you and like mom i haven't met him but i know i had this kind of like dumb fantasy that like when i meet the guy it's gonna be like

bing bada boom you know right no But it's funny because no one actually knows. Like I consider it like, I don't know, I'm going to get divorced in two years. I said months. That would have been awkward. Two months. But like. Faster than Kim K. Like, whoa, bro.

But there's like a confidence of like two people who just want to make it work. And I'm also a very like emotionally intimate person. Like anyone I date, I get very close to in terms of like physicality comes with it. But like they're my best friend. It's literally someone that you're like I can have a boring conversation with and eat meals with for the rest of my life. It's not about the ups and downs. Like it's literally the simplicity of it all. Like who do you want to sit on the couch with and have an ongoing conversation for 60 years?

Dude, it's so true true the whole best friend thing like i feel like you being able to one be yourself and then to him be your best friend or her be your best friend as corny as it sounds like i feel the same way because my boyfriend and i were having a conversation the other day just because he has a lot of friends that are married and they already have children because he's in his 30s and he was saying it's crazy when you do get to that point in your life where you are like this is my person yeah you better be best friends with that person because essentially when you then go to the phase of having children like you're kind of you you have your friends still but it's really the two of you in it together and you try to make time for your friends but especially when you're having babies and shit like you're in it together and if you don't like each other and you don't like

going to bed every night together like you're fucked alex you fucking nailed it there's so many people that i think are in love with each other but like stop liking each other it's like those friends that you've had like forever and you're like i don't like them anymore but like i love them they'll come to the wedding totally but it's like no this person's got to be like your homie like you fuck with this person in all aspects of life if something happens in a room that's funny and you immediately look at them and you have the same eye contact reaction that's magic like it's that's magic little thing and also if you trust that person more than anyone like i stopped calling i found for me it was like I stopped calling my mom as much when I'm like upset about something and I'm calling him and I'm like oh

fuck he became a rock yeah literally our moms must be so happy right now because I would call her being like I got chicken fingers stuck in my throat and I kept coughing and she's like I'm a principal of a school like I can't have this happen anymore. She's like I'm at work too and you're like but mom. No but it is crazy because that also aside from the dumb shit I think at first before my mom really met him she I think she was at first a little concerned she was like wait you feel distant like I don't really know this guy yet. Yeah like he's kidnapping you he's like losing contact that's what that happens in those stories on Netflix. That's how murder docs start.

Dude, there was a series on Lifetime called, like, Alex Cooper kidnapped or something. And I started to see it flash before my eyes. I'm like, maybe my mom thinks this is about me. Like, my mom was, like, really concerned at first. And then I think as time went on and she met him, she now is happy for me. But she had to just double check, like, is this a normal human?

Or is she going back to the same professional athlete fucks that, like, she was dating? But no, I think that's interesting. So you grew up and you always saw your parents are still together. So you were like, you wanted to get married, you thought? You just knew the guys would date you? I wanted it, but it wasn't, I didn't, like, in my head, I'm like, I guess I'll have a family, I'll get married one day. But I really felt like when the right person happened you also can't fuck it up and it's so funny because alexandra our second episode we did together you straight up were like i'm talking to three guys at the same time and when one of them pisses me off i go i'm gonna talk to the

other one hang up and i'm like let's just say you were not doing what necessarily would have made a guy be like oh she's the one yeah yeah dude i was in a crazy place probably because i think at that point in my career i was going through like the biggest like drama craziness and i think i wasn't like willing to start talking to a new guy and trust him in the middle of a drama that had just like fucked with all my trust issues not in even like a male way like it was like whoa on all cylinders trust has been broken on every side like everyone was fucking everyone and I was like I don't have time to fuck with like a one specific guy right now because I can't trust even like myself my family and you had to prioritize just surviving each day

in your own thoughts however I'm not trying to I know that we manifested new movie in LA and we're not trying to manifest you getting engaged this guy but the same shit happened to me where I met him we went on like four dates I go to summer house I would call him every night the first 15 minutes would be me crying because I'd gotten in like a bunch of fights and i was scared how it was gonna go um and then then it would turn into phone sex and then it would turn into like two more hours of us just like talking and being like i miss you so isn't that funny how when you are sad then all of a sudden you kind of get horny is that is that a thing i just hit it to me like sometimes i'll be sad and then i masturbate after crying oh my god well

people say that like you have like hate sex but like what about cry sex I think we should normalize that yeah because when you're crying you're so raw and you're just open and then you're just like why am I like right after a grown cry session let's fall well you feel so vulnerable so I was calling if you were like Hannah let's get this guy I would call him be like oh my god said today was so amazing i had so much fun with my friends i love them all reality tv is really fun but instead i'd be like i fucking hate you this guy should have ran i mean yeah your guy should have ran but so much drama they see something that we don't see and for whatever reason he was like this is worth it so for all those people who were like what should i text him back how should i be what should i wear it doesn't

fucking matter find what you want to do and because if you have to act a type of way in the beginning you can keep that up the rest of your life so now now that the show's not filming he's like you are a dream and i'm like yeah i'm not crying every night oh my god it's almost like you hit him with the worst in the beginning and now it's gotten better and he's like i am living the best life i thought i was marrying a psychotic nightmare but as time has gone on she's only a little psychotic nightmare i remember when you were like i'm moving in and i was like where you're like his house I'm like who's who what what do you mean you you're moving in with your fucking boyfriend you stupid slut dude and it's it's so insane because I just like I don't know I feel like there's so many girls listening I even will admit

like I don't know how I have felt about marriage my whole life and to see you someone that's been so open about like her trials of going through with men and like having fuck-ups and disastrous moments of farting in their face and like blacking out and all the things it's kind of no but dude it's kind of cool to see one of us like you're doing it however is it fair to say 50% of all marriages end in divorce how are we feel like how do you yeah are you are you like at the point where like i didn't need marriage like i am so financially independent like i don't need my dad to like give my dowry to someone like i'm good like i got my own dowry and i'm happy i really got to the point where i was like i could live this life with my cat

and it's men are really such just like a little plus in your life. Like I really see him as not this like, oh, I mean, it is a huge decision, but it's not like I am complete now. It's literally like, wow, I found this person who wants to be my teammate, who wants to be my partner. But like I'm still Hannah. And in my head, it isn't even that big of a deal. It's like, oh, I found someone who is going to fucking love me and I love them, but I'm still doing me. And I think it really got to that point of you feeling like like that Cher quote where it's like men are like dessert they really are he enhances my life a little but like I don't fucking need him and he knows that and he doesn't need me and that's why I think it's less scary I think anyone listening that's like a huge point

not that we're trying to get sappy with it but like i've had relationships in the past where it being toxic yeah i lost myself i didn't feel independent and therefore i felt like i needed that person and having had talked about marriage with some men it was for the wrong reasons it was because wow i'm so deep in this toxic hole with this guy that I fully lost myself. He's talking about marriage. I know he's got a shit ton of money. Maybe it would just be an easy life to just like go with it. And I know it wouldn't be genuine on it.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Anybody that has those thoughts, don't fucking do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Because that's a huge sign when you don't feel like you're in an equal partnership. And if that, if you lost that person, you'd be sad as fuck. But also like, you're still you, you'd still know how to like get up in the morning and do your shit that's when you know the person is just like an added bonus yeah it's crazy

because i've never said that out loud and i never thought about it like that but there's something about him like it's people joke like there's twin flames and these like toxic things where you like can't live without them and it's like it's really not like that we're two people that just like really like being with each other and it's really simple but like if he didn't want to get married it probably would have waited a longer time like i wasn't trying to push it but he's 45 and he was like i know this works and like when the pandemic is done i want to go back on tour um in the fall and he has to go so we might have to do a long distance relationship like he's going to be in ireland i want to be like i want to go back on tour um in the fall and he has to go so we might have to do a long distance relationship like he's going to be in ireland i want to be like i want to be in atlanta and do some stand-up so like it's not going to be easy but like i just know i can i trust him i love him

and and he wanted your best friend yeah and it's little things like when i'm with him it's like it's great but then like when he leaves i'm kind of like oh and like you know many people you just can't fucking wait for them to leave the room oh my god Even if you feel hot around them Or like you know you you have good Sex with them but the second they leave you're like oh Thank you can relax I'm gonna call my Friend and be myself right

How dude Hannah I'm So happy for you genuinely because Thank you I it's it's Crazy like as much as we joke on these it is Crazy that you found someone. I think my, I'm wondering though, like financially, have you guys discussed yet? Like it's the most awkward topic. Like I remember meeting my boyfriend, like I like Googled his net worth and I'm like, that's definitely not correct. Cause you know, what else do I,

I'm Googling his net worth. I'm like, that's not correct. Or he could not be living in this house. Then I started asking him and I started to gauge a little bit more like six months in I like really kind of knew like okay I kind of get what this guy makes but like I still don't know the conversation about how much you make slowly maybe comes out but then to get engaged and married are you guys gonna split bank accounts like are you guys gonna get it are you getting a prenup like what are you doing such great questions and also we have to remember like 50 years ago which is not that long like women did not have their own income a lot of the time women were not going to college so i'm going it psycho so i'm going in it in a different way where like i really don't need him

financially at all right i love that like he's established and like successful and not fucking jealous of me totally um we did have like I mean even like my wedding I'm paying for it I told my parents I said you've put in your money like Hannah oh my god I love being like I earned it I'm doing it don't tell me what fucking flowers I'm getting I don't even know what flowers but I'm I'm paying for my own wedding i was gonna say isn't it kind of dope like making your own money and working so fucking hard for it and especially i think the two of us in these past two years like we see behind the scenes and even online like we're busting our asses and we're working really hard and like i bought my mom her first pair of gucci like um loafers and it was the

coolest moment like i was like i buying my mom that i like started bawling my eyes out being like that's so fucking alex we are so the same i haven't really bought myself anything that nice like someone sent me a chanel purse and it was like very cool um but i'm like i sent you a chanel purse no it was like a vintage like like thing that i got but that was like and my mom was like she's like oh so awesome and i was like i'm gonna buy my mom a ring like i have no rings i'm not even wearing my engagement ring i'm i forgot the only rings i own are from ex-boyfriends at botham yeah i literally went i got like went to david yermann like picked the her like um birthstone and i've never been more excited to get someone a present and i just think like it's so important just knowing what you want what you have i love that

he's successful but um i actually i don't even know his net worth and i'm married yeah you're not dude that's amazing i don't know his net worth and i don't care but also he fucking respects my hustle so much he if he was in his 20s he'd still be chasing like hard in terms of his career he said like in his 20s he like literally toured every single week in a different place now that he's chill it enables me to do that and also he gives me such good advice like he told me also i wanted to tell you this in terms of like he said when he was his most famous in europe was when he thought people hated him the most so like he didn't even enjoy the fame like he was like selling out you know theaters and still felt like people fucking hated him and he goes now that i've been through that and it's done he's like i just wish i knew that that's just a part of it and actually enjoyed my success at the time dude that's like dark as fuck

because my brother actually said something similar to me i was just having like a bad day the other week just like scott some mean dms and like just was feeling down and like whatever and um because i think sometimes people don't get like you put yourself out there and you really leave it open to getting like your whole life scrutinized sometimes they fucking hit i'm like okay you don't have to read my ass that hard yeah yeah and i was like oh okay oh all right chill on that shit and i was talking to my brother because he's like really my rock when like i'm like feeling like shit. And he was just like, Alex, like sometimes when you call me about this shit, I just want to be like, are you even having fun? Like you should be having fun with this.

And I'm like, sometimes you lose sense of like social media makes you feel so small and so shitty. And anybody listening, I don't care if you have a thousand followers. Like people, it's the same as when girls are talking about you in the fucking bathroom. feels so small and so shitty and anybody listening i don't care if you have a thousand followers like people it's the same as when girls are talking about you in the fucking bathroom you awkwardly walk in and it's like oh fuck i just heard you talking shit about my fucking acne today bitch like fuck you like it hurts and like i'm not gonna i know i'm supposed to be like alex cooper i don't have any fucking issues and i am all knowing and i don't like nothing hurts me like no are you kidding me and you joke about a dm but like someone made a comment on my instagram that was like like something really mean about me and

300 people liked that comment like it was right after summer house to clear the trolls were like we gotta go but like that's when at first you're like okay that was mean but then you're like 300 people agree with that and then you're like how many people and then you start really feeling like a part of anxiety is it's very like how many people and then you start really feeling like part of anxiety is it's very like black and white where like you go from something bad happens to being like oh and this is the end of my career or like and this is like everyone feels this way about me so like your mom probably talks about that a lot so i'll see one of those comments and be like okay i'm canceled like everyone thinks i'm this type of person and i can't get out of it

i can't explain myself and i'm just gonna go cry about it because I these people won't understand me and you just feel like everyone feels that way about you it's crazy and I guess I like again I'm trying to make sure like everybody it again if you don't if you're not on social media like same goes for social groups like it's I feel like it's just a very like isolating time right now in the world especially because I think social media like everyone's getting scrutinized for anything they're doing. Well, there's also something called tall poppy syndrome where when one is that great question. So when one of the poppies actually I'm such I'm a girl from Brooklyn. Like why am I talking about farming?

But like one of the like a sunflower, one of them grows really tall. The other poppies have to cut it down. It's just. Oh, there you go if any bitches are being assholes to anyone listening to this podcast just know you're not okay okay poppy poppy fucking bitch go fuck yourself i'm gonna fuck your dad um okay glad i'm like crying on my podcast this week feeling like a little emotional oh my god des is like in the background right now like we're literally getting a sneak peek of the man himself um and he's like flexing as he's like

you know whenever you take a picture with the guy and you put your hand on his arm and it just gets really hard and you're like calm down bro you're like please stop it you like also keep going lifted twice last week we get it right right um i think so i grew up and like my parents are in love but like for a very long time i was like kind of content with i'm sorry i can't even focus there he is there he is there he is distracting us i'm literally getting high bye bye um talk about walking to a bathroom girls talking shit about you yeah well um i i feel like i feel similar to you where like i feel super independent now and the same goes for those sometimes in this industry it's pretty lonely yeah which i think a lot of people talk about people were so nice to me before things started going well for me people were people were like acting like i was this little hen and like oh i'll teach you the

industry like people were so fucking nice to me and um i mean even like this last like filming of summer house was really hard because there is just that group dynamic where like yeah i had this kind of i had i didn't always feel like people were mad at me for like legitimate reasons is what i'm gonna say about that well probably like jealousy and shit like it's like you've you're killing it you're working hard and i don't I don't want to use the jealousy word because like I just like to say we're all like popcorn. We pop at different times. Got a lot of analogies. Here we go.

Popcorn, poppy. And I'm hungry. Poppy popcorn. We all pop at different times and try to like see someone pop. And especially in the podcast industry, like you fucking uplifted me so much. Like I've gotten so many followers and new listeners to burning in hell because of you like I help me and that makes me so happy but it makes me it's I feel the same way about you maybe in a different way of like

you were one of the first people that I had ever had on during all the drama and like me coming in and and and I think like maybe it seems easy but when I was like okay I have to do this show on my own and I didn't have months off like I had to go right into it I was like who am I gonna have on and when I reached out to you the way that one it transpired of like us becoming just like podcast pals and then like having an actual friend in the industry like I don't know that many people and i try to stay in a bubble because i think it like helps me just focus on what i'm doing and not like get too crazy with focusing on other people but like you've been so good and a good friend to

me and in behind closed doors moments and in front of like media and shit you've been amazing with me so i think it's cool to like have friends in the industry that are there for each other so i also because like tomorrow my shit could go right tomorrow your shit can go down so like you can never get too up on yourself or like your head get too big and like i'd also think like if you're fucking hating on people and you're listening this you're like can we hate on alex and hannah think about why and if you want to be doing this and that's why you're mad fucking do it bro go start a podcast fucking ask me what fucking podcast equipment i use and i'll fucking tell you and let's fucking no it's true it takes like a minute to be like stop focusing on what everyone's saying about you because half the people that are saying shit about you are just

upset that they're not doing whether it's what you're doing or they're they're dealing with their own shit in their bedroom and they're just like taking it out on the internet so anyone that's getting any hate or bullying or whatever the fuck it's usually anyone that's doing that is really unhappy with their lives and then they see you as a target and they're just going at you but it's almost like you should feel bad for those people and just like help uplift them and like i can absolutely get better at doing that sometimes i get petty and i'll say some stupid shit i'm like why did i do that but it's like because it does hurt it does hurt i don't know if we're talking too like general here and like people are gonna be like what are you guys talking about but like i don't know but i also think it's

so funny too because immediately you go in your head i hope people don't talk shit about i hope people like that i hope people aren't worried we're talking all over the place but it's like also you just have to know like you're being yourself i'm being myself and some people just like relationships some people don't fucking like it and some people are going to be like alex could fart into the microphone and that fart was we fucking loved it but i did yeah this is a complete i just had this thought and i have to ask because i'm going to forget it are you taking his such a good question no i'm so happy you asked me wait do you think just because you have like a name for yourself or do you think regardless of this career you would

take or not so his his name is gherkin schneisen no i'm just kidding it's not it is a beautiful name it's bishop because i know some people have fucked up last names they're like i can't even spell that i'm not trying to take it totally beautiful last name bishop hannah bishop hannah bishop i sound like regal i love how you say hannah it's like hannah hannah it sounds like i have problems with my name no i like it you like elevate it more you make it sound like elegant and you're not so it's you're just trying to make me feel better because you told me my fingers were nubby but anyway um and like can see your name? Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I'm pointing with my finger at her right now, too.

If you're wondering what's happening. The big, bad, fat finger. And I don't want to be like, oh, it's my brand. But I actually love my last name. As an athlete, everyone called me Burner, Bernie, Burn Dog. Even though I don't always love that. But it's all about last name. I love my last name, Burner.

I'm not going to take a man's last name either regardless of my platform or not my question is this are our kids taking my last name yes well okay i was in the shower before this and i was thinking about it and i was like my question is why do we carry something around for nine months only for only for it to come out of our vaginas rip out of our vaginas rip sometimes to the asshole rip out of our asshole vaginas and then we give it the man's last name what the fuck is that we are an antiquated society however if anything why not just give it both of your last names? Well, maybe I can actually then ask you a question because I have been definitely struggling with this little bit.

Well, explain. I've been talking about it in therapy. It's it's definitely been an adjustment going from being single and living by myself in New York to then coming out to LA and having a roommate and having a boyfriend that lives here full time. I've never had a boyfriend that lives in the same state as me except for like one of the athletes I dated and he was always on the road so he was usually gone. And so since moving here I've definitely had a couple mental breakdowns and it's like I'm just like waiting till Wednesday because that's the day that I have therapy because I don't feel like I have alone time anymore. And I didn't really realize how important alone time was for me until this move.

Like it was something I've always had and I never really thought about it that deeply until I moved here and in therapy I've talked about like I'm definitely an extroverted introvert yep I'm the same right so you exude so much energy when you're when you're with people you want to be the life of the party you can't go to a dinner without talking and you put so much energy into social settings but then in turn that makes you need that alone time because it's the time where you essentially like recharge and i feel like between lauren and my boyfriend which we've all talked about now openly once i figured out how to fucking communicate this to him because lauren always knew lauren always has been like yep go watch your movies like you need time you had your episode this week you're exhausted like go lay in bed like watch a tv show don't talk to me turn

off your lights be dark dungeon girl like she calls me but like i didn't know how to articulate this to my boyfriend but once i did like lauren and my boyfriend both were like i never need alone time lauren was like i could never be alone in my life and i would be the happiest person he said the same thing and i look at them like they have 10 heads and I'm like I'm the opposite no I'm not like that at all I'm the same way like I I will literally be like I want to go to my parents yeah like and and and he but he's cute like you he'll be like you don't want to stay over like another night and I'll be like I just I just need it and that does not mean you're a bad girlfriend that's actually just like for your mental health and it's also like so good to be away from each other sometimes to reflect and check in on yourself and because you can't check

in on yourself when you're constantly with someone dude that's such a good point my therapist and I were having a conversation and she was like Alex like your need for alone time is not a reflection on how you feel about him it's been definitely like an adjustment because I think at first I wasn't articulating it and I would just start to try to disappear and i was acting shady shady like shadester and i was like for the first time you'd be like oh my god i'm getting into an elevator and he's like where right dude dude i was like oh my god for the first time in my life i'm not being shady but then i'm going off the grid and like taking a nap and relaxing and he's like where are you and i'm like oh like i have to communicate so i love lauren getting better living alone was the greatest thing that ever happened in my life and you also have to

you have to tell him your job is performative like people yeah let's say you do you're doing vlogs all day and as an introvert extrovert or extrovert introvert i don't know which direction it goes you are giving so much to a camera like i do chat room i like film three hours of this talk show every week when he picks me up don't talk to me i'm done i have nothing else to give i put it all out there i was like the most fun exciting funny version of hannah and then i don't want to try with you and you guys are still kind of in the dating phase so just be like dude i've been putting it all out there my energy's gone right now and i just need some time to get my energy back to be the best version of myself with you and i think another part of this journey is me just like learning how to communicate better with my partner he's so amazing like i said the minute i told him he was like okay like i will literally

send you to like a spa that you don't even have to see like what like oh my god why didn't you tell me this it's more on me that like I'm learning how to not be so individual and on my own and like learning like in a partnership communicating and being open like that is really the key to success and I was like inflicting this pain on myself because I didn't know how to articulate it and it was like well just say it say exactly what you need and I think my point to anyone listening is like I think people would be I think a lot of people I have not even really talked about that on my show I feel like I'm not a lot of people would expect me to probably say I'm almost more introverted than extroverted 100% yeah right like my for my job like I love performing I love this show I love doing vlogs but like then I also

on the other end that I don't film and I don't show is me like hibernating in my room and like needing significant alone time like not wanting to go to dinners with people all the time yeah but I feel like anyone that's listening because I guess i haven't touched on this as much like if you are introverted and you do feel like you need that alone time i was reading an article on vice the other day that was like needing alone time is like an actual thing and if you don't get alone time it's the equivalent of you feeling lonely like people that need to be around people people that need alone time you literally feel like depression so I just want to normalize it for anyone that especially in quarantine right now I feel like a lot of people probably have had everyone's on top of you and then on and then in

your free time you have to zoom with family members and it's like you almost don't have alone time if you're living with people right now so I don't know I just think it's interesting with regard to your engagement was it everything you always dreamed of or was it definitely like different like you laying in bed like what was it compared to what you had always thought of like where was there a different way you wanted the guy to ask you or did you not care this is fucked up because i'm not a psychic but in my head i thought i would be married by 29 And I thought a guy would propose in bed to me. And like not a want, like I just like had a sense of it.

And like, dude, that's interesting. Because I don't like these whole like public displays of affection with engagement, like doing it in public and having like random strangers clapping. Like I'm actually quite, this sounds so weird, but I'm kind of a shy private person when it comes to like certain things. Like we want attention when we want it. Like when'm telling my stupid jokes i want it but when it's like me doing like really really personal things i don't want it to be out there you're choosing later to take the picture with the ring on and post it on instagram yes but you're not going to

record your engagement and upload it to fucking no and you know the people who do like what are they like raves or like they get all the people to do a synchronized dance and then you're like in a home depot and like and what a flash mob a flash a flash mob like i would literally die if someone did to me i'd be like that is a way for me to literally be like i actually was going to marry you but you just fucking proposed to me in a flash mob i'd rather fucking not the corn like to the weekend i don't need that like to bruno mars i don't need that that's what i like hate hate bruno mars so i would rather do anything but i knew you did i'd never asked you but i got a sense that you and bruno mars are just like not close like it's complicated it's not okay

basically you're gonna get judged whatever you do in your engagement process it's so crazy to me one because i just i haven't really thought about it for a while i never thought i was gonna even get married but i i mean personally i i don't really know what the fuck i'm gonna do a part of me wants to never tell the world if i end up getting married i feel like you're traumatized from this also alex Alex, the whole marriage thing. There's a engagement party, a bridal shower. What's a bridal shower? Because what is a bridal shower?

Let me explain something to you. This this is my genuine mindset. When I think about this stuff, I care more about how the man proposes to me than the wedding. If a man is going to ask me to marry him, big deal. Yes, big deal for anyone. I want the way that he asks me to marry him. I want it to be so unbelievable. Romantic setting. We're here.

We're both in a great place in our lives. We need to be here. Yeah, we need to be here. We're relaxed. I'm're relaxed i'm by a pool wait are you envisioning like south of france like like low lights yeah maybe south of france good idea but not public you want like a moment that's beautiful by ourselves okay alone isolation confinement do you want to have one of those paparazzi photographers that they hire to capture the moment i don't want anyone to even know who i'm married to that's hot that's hot okay and then someone say sketchy but it's sketchy as fuck dude because i don't want anyone to ever know i'm married okay so that way when i'm at a dinner with a random man you're gonna think it's my husband

but it's really my side and she's back she's back we thought we lost her she's back folks no so i want the ring to be fucking fire okay sue me i don't care i'm being honest here the wedding i want just my family and his family and then like my four closest girlfriends and i want it to be like a weekend where everyone just goes like somewhere we all go whether it's like the mountains or the beach or wherever the fuck and it's more of just like a party weekend that we all get together for and then we just like happen to like it's not even a ceremony i would almost want it to be like it's a party happy hour yes yes it's a party and again i didn't i wasn't i never grew up really

fantasizing about a wedding i really until recent didn't even know if I would get married. But I do definitely think I don't want a conventional wedding at all. They could be so expensive so fast. But this is the thing. I joked I want a garage wedding. I want literally nothing. And then became- Didn't Paige be like, thank you?

Yeah, Paige was so mad at me. But then I was like, okay, I want to have a barbecue wedding on my cousin's lawn in Shelter Island is what my vision is. But this thing thing I'm not having a bridal shower I don't have any bridesmaids I'm not doing I'm not even having a bachelorette party I'm not doing it I'm just not doing it I want to live my life I also don't like that attention like the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my life every year is when people sing happy birthday to me and I feel like bachelorette parties weddings those are those moments where you're like everyone love me when it's like no no i want to feel like everyone hates me and then try to get their love doing stand-up like that's well i think especially the profession that we're

in a lot of times a lot of times it is about us so i don't need a day that is a big ceremony about me but daddy gang we get it if you're like a fucking accountant or you're just like on the grind doing sales calls all the day you deserve a day that's all about you. We are sick of ourselves. I can't even look at myself in the mirror sometimes. Do you think I'm not sick of my own voice? I talk about myself 24-7 on the podcast. You're all like, yeah, we know.

We wish you would stop. But the thought of like having a day like, no, let's make it about my mom. Let me buy her another pair. I just want to buy presents for my mom for the rest of my life but i get i am so for a baller ass wedding like i hope my friends have them but for me personally and again to each his own like good for you not for me also how many people did you like last year that you hate now sorry that was that was sensitive but no but it's not made the point the point was made so i would love to ask you hannah if like there are any good advice moments that you have for girls guys listening like i feel like it's so important

to be like it's not about looks it's not about like all the surface levels no it is about looks it is about looks you need to make sure they're hot. Yeah. It's not about looks, aka what your fingers look like. Like what, what did you do? Oh, for me. Oh, sorry. I was talking about looks of like guys you date. Cause you definitely need to make sure they're handsome. Yeah, I'm like Hannah, come on, you're busted. I am so sorry. I didn't understand you were coming for me, but now that you are, let's get into it. Okay. It's funny because yeah i'm on tv and like people all the time are like hannah's fucking ugly and it's fucking annoying and it's fucking whatever well hannah's hannah and i i feel like it's just you're great oh thank you baby i

just feel like the less time you try to change yourself and find happiness and chase it and work for things and force things it's all already there when i called my mom after the proposal i cried and the first thing i said is this is the thing i've worked for the least in my life like i know we joked like we tricked him how to get the guy to propose to you i literally had to work on this nothing there There was no strategy. There was no changing of how i'm gonna be I put no effort into it I just was me and I do think that like i've chased a lot of shit in my life I thought if I could win more tennis matches i'd be happy

I thought if I could get on tv, I could be happy if I got more followers I'd be happy and the truth is my happiest moments have not been with any of that bullshit My happiest moments is just when i fucking feel so good in my own skin and then that shit just like it's like an energy that shocks people the guys want to be around you the girls want to be around you the cameras want to be around you and it's just like there's nothing hotter than sitting in your own skin i don't give a fuck you have a huge nose you have stubby fingers you have small tits you fucking own it and people just want to be around that because you know what's uncomfortable to be around someone who is clearly uncomfortable in their own

skin and hates themselves and projects it on other people mic drop hannah burner you are always a pleasure to have on this show. I really can't tell you how happy I am for you. It's been really cool to watch you and your relationship and your career and your show fully thriving. And also just getting to know you during this entire process. Thank you so much for being a part of my journey you've been an og guest since single father era began and i would not have it any other way so i love you the daddy gang has like brings brought so much joy in my life and i feel like i could be my full self with you guys whether it's like doing ridiculous shit or like being super gushy or like complaining about anxiety

and i feel like thanks for creating this space for me and i love you tag yourself please so the daddy gang can follow you and find you oh um you can follow me at being burns b-e-i-n-g b-e-r-n-z listen to my pod burning in hell gigla squad with page and um watch summer house on thursday. Summer House is on Bravo Thursdays at 9 p.m. Eastern. And Bravo's chat room is on Sundays at 9.30 p.m. Eastern where I make fun of Bravo shows. That is it for this week's episode, Daddy Gang. And I am excited to announce that next week's episode, there will be a new guest that has never come on Call Her Daddy. And the episode is going to be quite, quite, quite controversial, but more importantly, sexual. Bye.