Call Her Daddy - 12 - Ride it like an Equestrian

Episode Date: November 28, 2018

Alex and Sofia give a detailed description on riding D to the finish line- introducing the ‘Rocket' and the ‘Reverse Cyclone.' They revisit the ideal outfit for a guy, address going through your partners phone, and dive into their shadiest cheating scandal story to date.

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy daddy gang another episode of call her daddy all right wow wow wow oh my god i'm fat as hell i'm still floated and nauseous and want to die everyone's at work right now going to work coming home from work and we're all miserable break is over i hope everyone's thanksgivings were bomb i'm ready for a christmas break like i i or a sugar daddy i just can't yeah either or how was your break sophia that was the longest we've been apart for a while i missed you so much but we got our facetimes in we did so those were cute alex and i will put facetime on and fall asleep with it on and i'll say oh my god this is like asmr okay okay we're. We don't fucking do that. Anyways, so yeah.

So my Thanksgiving was pretty good because I got to just be with my immediate family. I mean, obviously, over Thanksgiving, shit was fucking weird. Like, my dad, I think, is trying to embrace the podcast. So like, I wish he would kind of just not talk about it. But instead, this Thanksgiving break, he and my brother would make little jokes right sexual jokes about my podcast and like use my lines and i'm like dad dad please fucking don't put me through this like this is not fun i did not talk about the gluck gluck no but my brother said something about the cooch gobbler and i'm like i just i can't that's not fucking fun to hear

your relatives your blood talking about that shit as far as you're concerned that's not my job that's not fucking fun to hear your relatives your blood talking about that shit as far as you're concerned that's not my job that's kind of amazing that's cool though that they're supportive yeah meanwhile i'm in mormonville utah oh yeah tell me fucking bum fuck timbuk2 utah love it and i you were just with your immediate family yeah that's a blessing I was with like my extended family and there were definitely a few aunts and uncles that did not say hello to me but you did did anyone like call you out and be like what the hell no well my grandma she was like a little bit concerned but you know I brought her down to planet earth and that assured her that you will not be doing porn like your mom thought you were going to do at

one point yeah no i think a lot of people like we always say people are so fascinated by our family life they're like what do your parents think of the podcast and we keep telling people but i don't think we've ever really explained it i'll just reiterate again i guess um my family is really supportive i think i know it's easier for me than sophia i've my dad is in the entertainment industry he's a television producer so like he gets it i've been doing this my whole life you on the other end this is all new to you yeah and your mom is my corporate job right a few months ago so they're like so this kind of does look like porn to you well have you completely lost it like i did a complete 180 with my life

and I wouldn't take it back for anything absolutely not so over Thanksgiving break like we talked about I think our last episode it was Wednesday and it was the night everyone's going out to get fucked up and so I also went out over the weekend like with my brother and some of his friends and it was guys okay we have talked very very briefly about what guys should wear and what guys shouldn't wear when i tell you i went home and so i literally texted sophia and said we are fucking talking about this on the podcast because like literally they're wearing khakis and polos to the bar and i'm like this is exactly why people need call her daddy some of the stuff that i saw guys wearing when i went back home i was mortified terrified i was like how the hell do you think it's okay to wear a fucking polo shirt with jeans that fit you

disgusting there is okay flood jeans are horrible okay i. I don't, yeah. And when you just said the polo thing, I don't care how big your arm muscles are. I don't want to see how tight a polo can suction cup your bicep. I don't give a fuck. I don't want you wearing a polo. So if, if you guys follow us on Instagram a couple of weeks ago, Sophia and I basically offered on our story, we said, guys, comment on our post, hashtag daddy gang, and we will go to each of your pages and we will heart any picture that we think you should delete. And you guys, Alex and I laid in my bed for hours and we went to no exaggeration, no exaggeration, hundreds of your profiles. And they just kept coming in and coming in and it was getting

into the thousands and we were like holy there's just no way that we can like get to all these people so what we decided is we're gonna make a post and we're gonna put a few different outfits on this post of what is hot for men to wear yeah i think we should pick like five to ten basically like go-to outfits and i also want to clarify like guys we should pick like five to ten basically like go-to outfits. And I also want to clarify like, guys, we understand just like girls. Like guys all have different styles. Guys in the South, we get it. You are naturally preppy. That's how you were raised.

We have the Cali boys. We have the Northeast boys. We get it. However, throughout all of those looks, there should be a very specific trend that runs throughout. And there are also no-nos that run throughout so sofia and i will post about five to ten pictures of outfits that are call her daddy approved yes i think that'll be great i do though however like since we're talking about it there are a few staples that i think are so hot that i did see some guys wear. Okay. I think it's so sexy when a guy wears, like, a light wash jean jacket.

Yes. I think it's so hot. Or when they have, like, the Sherpa on the collar of the jean jacket. Can I also clarify, though, that I hate when guys wear jean jackets if it looks so fucking cheap. There are guys that have on jean jackets that look like it's from fucking land's end don't let me know that your mom bought yeah because you're from utah people in the east coast know what the fuck land's end is and you should not be caught dead if you're over the age of 10 wearing land's end also that goes the same for the leather jacket guys look so hot in leather

jacket and like a big black scarf tucked into the leather jacket or a leather jacket with a hood not if it looks like it's five dollars right girls don't look good and cute or cheap leather jackets neither do guys so fuck that moving forward i also think listen there's a big controversy over the chelsea boots because girls have now deemed them like basic like guys say shit's basic for us like the flannels around your fucking waist chelsea boots have been deemed basic but i personally think that guys wearing chelsea boots to a bar you really can't go wrong yeah i think a chelsea boot is so hot totally fine i do get however that there are guys listening to this that are like uh you guys can fuck up fuck off i'm not wearing a chelsea boot and a leather jacket. You know what I mean? Yeah, because that's not some guy's style. And to those guys, I say get like a well-fitting hoodie, like a sick, dope hoodie and wear

it with like ripped jeans and Vans because that look is also hot too. I think Vans on a guy are so fucking hot. I think that some guys don't know what shoe to wear. I really do think any guy can pull off a good Van, like the black Van with the white. Totally fine. know what shoe to wear i really do think any guy can pull off a good van like the black van with the white totally fine but the hoodie cannot be like your school hoodie like find a cool black gray hoodie that's kind of like a universal go-to hoodie wear that i also approve of hats i approve of guys wearing hats to the bar not on a first date let me clarify not on a first date but i do think hats to the club or hats to a bar is totally fine

or joggers if you're just chilling joggers if you guys are going out to like grab food and it's not like an official first date joggers are so hot on guys totally with sneakers I agree you said earlier if you're gonna be doing like a leather jacket or um aan jacket. I mean, this really applies to anything jeans as well. It's not that they necessarily have to be expensive, but they have to just look like they're good quality and they are expensive. Yeah. So some brands we mentioned. Yeah. Guys, listen up. I know this may not be in some people's price points, but this is what you should be basically replicating your outfits off of. For example, All Saints. So hot. Rag and Bone. Off-White. Those are perfect examples. There are so many outfits

in All Saints that literally you just replicate, but just do it a little bit less expensive. Right. We get if you can't afford that. Absolutely. Fuck, I can't afford it. Absolutely. Also, guys, we totally understand totally understand what the hell guys do not have diversity when it comes to what they can wear to a bar pant wise you guys literally can only wear blue jeans or black jeans let me say though invest in a good fucking pair of jeans i should not be able to shove a baseball bat up your fucking pants they should not be that baggy okay they should be on your fucking leg what about when it's jeans is like a little flare good night gotta go gotta jet okay like cody co got mad at us knock it off the jeans it they're not even floods but they're just short enough that you can see the

guy's ankle i i die i'm like you're not getting any pussy. You have one job. You have one job is to get a good pair of fucking jeans. Why can't you just. It's not that hard. Spend an entire Sunday going shopping for one pair. Yeah. No girl is going to know if you are wearing the same pair of jeans on Friday night for Saturday night. Right. Okay.

Yeah. So. I do like a rip in the jean for guys right now too. Oh, I think that's totally fine. Totally hot. Absolutely. If you rock that you're good yeah okay so moving on yeah we'll we'll post that on our story or and on our

instagram let's move on sophia because i have a very passionate topic i want to talk i bet guys it's time to talk about girls on top oh we've talked about eating out girls we've talked about the blow jobs and there's always more to come on those aspects but we really haven't talked to girls our home girls our daddy gang about what the fuck to do when you're on top of a dick so good morning hello all our daddy girls are here to give it to you we're here so first and foremost sophia we have had a lot of girls write in saying that they are insecure sometimes if they've been having a bloated week or if they feel like they've been gaining weight they don't want to get on top because they're afraid of what their body looks like to the guy girls this is what I

have to say don't flatter yourself don't flatter yourself thinking that this guy is looking at anything other than your tits and ass while you're riding him and your butthole don't get conceited he's literally looking at your tits your ass your vagina your butthole your mouth at the end of the day you're just three holes and he's trying to figure out where he's gonna come which one he's gonna stick it in that night not okay dude it's true though i hate to say it but like girls you just you don't need to worry about it you know how many times i'm like i feel so bloated i feel so gross like i don't want to get on top of this guy us coming back from thanksgiving break hungry hippo over here and i'm still gonna get fucking on top and write it like i'm a goddamn supermodel

they don't care they're not looking at your blow sweetie they're not they really don't give a fuck they don't like we said guys can fuck a couch cushion so he will absolutely fuck you if you've got a hole so whoo girls now that we've all gotten past our insecurities yes get up there and ride this thing can i add one little thing absolutely if you get on his dick and you are confident about it that's the hottest thing guys if i'm not trying to sound mushy it just is what it is dude when a guy like grabs you and puts you down and like looks like he knows how to fuck you yeah guys feel the same way if you're if you literally are getting fucked by him and you are like i want to get on top and you shove him down and you get

up there he's like holy shit i'm ready to watch this go girl go to work he's like i don't care if i'm fucking fucking heifer no miranda no he's like exactly it doesn't matter if you're 80 pounds 200 pounds it doesn't fucking matter enjoy yourself because at the end of the day girls we know when we're on top is a lot of times mostly when we enjoy it most yeah so let's get into the dirty details daddy gang there are a couple positions that we want to talk to you about because we've also talked to you guys about if you if you've listened to the cooch gobbler combo episode about how basically it allows you in this position to come easiest because we can stimulate the clit we can control the g-spot everything's working for us up there so you ride his dick like you're scooting in a chair is that

what you're saying yeah so sophia your whole you always like you're scooting in a chair. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. So Sophia, you're whole, you always talk about the scooting in the chair. So why don't you talk about that a little bit? Okay. I think this is the best position if you're trying to have your clit stimulated. Yeah. I think it's also enjoyable for the guy as well. Absolutely. I mean, it's pretty like self-explanatory. You're humping, you're grinding, you're going back and forth. You're not going up and down. Yeah. And it's kind of fun because you can also like bend over and like kiss his neck or make out with him or whisper stuff in his ear well that's that specific position i would also like to clarify guys i think it's girls sorry i said guys girls it's so hot if you are scooting in the chair kind of thing and you lean forward and you're like

kissing his neck and you start talking dirty to him and then there are two things you can do with your hand you're either gonna be fucking touch him in the face you're gonna grab his fucking neck and choke him out no i wasn't sure i had to clear no no no why do you always get so violent okay either you are going to go down and you're going to touch your clit while you're talking to him because he'll feel that and that feels great to him because he knows you're pleasuring yourself or two you are going to put your hand behind your back and you're going to go for his balls and you're going to basically lightly massage and fondle his balls while you're fucking him and while you're talking dirty to him in his ear.

Girls, this gets guys all the time. I've literally, this is TMI, but I've literally done this in one position and not done anything else and made a guy come because I was being nasty in his ear, saying things and my hands were on him. I'm still like, it's great. Maybe you could even like put it around his butthole you could absolutely you could finger his butt too you could you could go down yeah you go down south you go around the bend and tile position so that guys is a great position however

i am convinced i've seen it like you see it in their eyes they're like no she fucking didn't girls if you want to take things up a notch and listen i know some girls may be like yes we know this alex but there are some girls that don't so i'm i'm just you know informing the daddy gang spread the love when you're on him guys going up and down when your knees are on the bed and you're on top of him is just like child's play like we're not fucking around with that daddy gang you don't go up and down on your knees you're getting your squats in like i've said in the past and i'll say it again you are getting your squats in today ladies and that means your feet your toes and your heel are on the mattress on the bed okay so you

are literally in a full-blown crouch squat position with his weewee inside of you okay okay so you can't you start on your knees like he's inside of you on your knees and then and then you literally put your hand on his chest look at him and you put your right leg waddle your yeah literally waddle your way up and you are squatting oh wow on his dick damn when you do this i swear to god men will fall in love and girls although it is kind of a workout which is great get our workouts in yeah it's a lot of work knows we're not going to the gym so fuck no but guys this position it's it's definitely one for the boys and the girls because you're we're both feeling everything at that point you're going up and you're going down and you're going all the way fucking down what is that ride at a

fair where you've got thrown up and then you go fucking down the rocket this is a rocket this is a rocket so this is the rocket this is a rocket this is a rocket so this is the rocket reverse rocket no no not the reverse rocket yet we're gonna get there this is just the rocket you're facing him so while you're doing this guys it's so important that you switch up your speeds you're not fucking bouncing up and down like a psycho start slow always have like maybe your hand on his chest in the beginning okay so we're gonna have like your left hand on his chest other hand maybe touching your tits whatever it be touch your hair i don't give a shit as you start to progress with your how the speed of it you're going faster it's really

fucking hot if you go no hands and you just kind of let your hands fly back and you're just kind of look ma no hands look look pa no hands. Look pa no hands. Look pa no hands. So basically, that's what you're going to do. And he's going to be like, I am ready to come all up in there. And you're not done yet, ladies. You're really not done. So that, yeah.

So we're going to call that the rocket. Which you should all be doing. And if you're not, absolutely, Daddy Gang, get on the rocket. So you're doing that. Also, you can be doing the same thing, always touching your clit, touching yourself, touch your boobs, whatever. Next position where we want to talk about, we're going to call the reverse cowgirl cyclone. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. Fuck. Okay. All right, girls, we all know what the reverse cowgirl is we've all been there we've all done it and if you haven't don't worry we're here so reverse cowgirl is pretty self-explanatory you're on him and you're reversed you're doing what we just explained yes but back and you can always do you can be on your knees for that and you can also get in the squat position, which is really fucking hot. My suggestion for the reverse cowgirl cyclone is girls. This position is enjoyable for us, but I want you guys to think of, sometimes it's like when I tell

girls like how to suck, oh wow, this sounds pretty fucking porno-ish. When I tell girls how to suck dick, I want you to just like imagine you have a penis. Right. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, does that sound weird? No, I always imagine my penis. I'm always thinking about my dick. No, but honestly, I do. I'm like, I obviously think about what feels good for me, but it's like. It's like, how would this feel if you were doing it? Like the sloppiness, the wetness, You can kind of envision what it would feel like. So when I tell you guys, when you're in reverse cowgirl at one point, I think a lot of the Daddy Gang members are going to get wifed up and married if you pull this shit.

Now, you are on your knees. You don't have to do this in the waddling duck upward squat position. You're on your knees. You're riding him. You're scooting in your chair. He's looking at the beautiful view of your ass. Now, again, about the whole self-conscious thing before I tell you guys what this is.

Girls, there are so many girls that are, oh my God, he's going to see my asshole. He's literally going to be like, oh my God, that's such a weird view. No, this is what guys dream of. This is literally the position every guy wants. Guys don't look at anything on a girl's body and say, ew, gross. When he's inside of you specifically.

Okay, so let's clarify that. So basically, this is how I'm going to try to explain it. I can't get on the top of the table and explain it. So I'm really going to try to get descriptive. Okay, he's looking at you. You're fucking him or her as cowgirl. You're going to lean forward as if you're like, like stretching out like in a crawling position almost like you're bending forward your arms are going like

arming crawling yes okay so he's still in you but you're kind of like your chest is bending forward towards the bed away from him okay at this point his dick is inside of you. Great. I figured. Love that. You are going to have it basically come out halfway. Oh. And what you're going to do is at this point, your legs can be like your knees are on the bed. They're a little spread apart. And you are going to basically shift side to side while his dick is halfway in you. Okay.

So half of his shaft is out. Half of his shaft is out. The rest is and you are kind of like almost like grinding back and forth like like a shimmy like yeah like back and forth like swaying swaying you're swaying got it and so his view is he can see it in there but he can also see some of his too and it's a great view and then what you start doing is you start kind of doing circles and you go back you lean back on it and then you go out of it forward i am wow i'm like thinking about like a figure eight

almost yeah yeah just do that with me i'm doing it right now on my chair okay and i'm like what i wanted to see no guys i was trying to honestly alex i thought i was like a total savage i really have never heard of that move ever and i'm like ready to give it a go that sounds so hot i listen i know this is really vulgar but i'm just trying to spread the fucking love to the daddy gang i know it's really out there but like this shit is so fucking hot i remember one of my exes was like where the fuck did you learn that right and i don't know i know what at the end of the day we're all trying to fucking excel here exactly and that's what it comes down to girls get into it and try it and like listen i will be honest it it is difficult if his penis is a little bit smaller to do so because like you're trying to get off of it a little bit and start the motion but you just got to literally get creative with it and if you especially if you're pretty close with the guy that you're fucking

yeah just be like babe i want to try something yeah and then maybe you just don't he doesn't have to be as pulled out exactly you know what i mean you just leave more of him in so think just you got to think i am the dick what is the dick what is the dick what so girls you have the rocket now get your squats in today ladies that's what you're going to text all of your friends. Did you get your squats in tonight? I love that. Okay. That's the rocket.

And then the reverse cowgirl cyclone. You are going to be swaying back and forth halfway out. And you're just going to go to town girls. And also, if you want to really add it in, he can see you with your hand. And you can be like touching your clit while you're doing that. Guys, you should be touching your clit in every position. Also, if you really also want to get handcuffed. Okay.

Okay. But also, um, and, and eye contact, I think in that position can be hot. If you just like one look back, you don't need to do the whole time, but one eye contact. Oh, that's always anytime you can look back at the guy i've heard that that's so amazing so i hope you all had a great time at sex ed with alex cooper we are thankful for alex cooper that's what i was thinking about during thanksgiving i was like god damn where would i be without this girl not doing the gluck gluck i told sophia that i had like a little segment i wanted to talk about on the podcast today and I tried to like

low-key explain to her in our apartment what I was going to talk about and I am like here come to my bed like let me show you and it didn't go well and she's like just save it for the fucking podcast so you guys can only imagine me trying to show Sophia that in our hotel in our I was about to say our hotel in our apartment moving on beautiful dicks on the topic of dicks love it dick pics okay sophia we've had people write in and they're like how in the hell you guys have talked about how guys can ask for nudes and tit pics v pics how the hell do we ask guys for dick pics you say can i get a picture of your dick no hi can i have a picture of your dick like what else would you know okay but sure think of think of some girls i know we have like some people are of the younger audience i get it there are some

girls that are going to be like a little i don't know that's like a little forward to just be like hi can i have a picture of your dick yeah the only reason I say that is like just asking for a picture of his dick it's because like it's a guy I feel like they're always trying to show off their dick I personally think girls if you don't want to be that forward I would just say hey like can I get a picture of you can I get a pic I think it would be so hot right you know what I mean I mean and I think guys would obviously know what you're talking oh my god just tell a guy that for anything that would be so hot it'd be so hot right you know what i mean i mean and i think guys would obviously know what you're talking oh my god just tell a guy that for anything that would be so hot it'd be so hot if you bought me a pair of chanel so basically say can i get a pic i think it'd be so hot and if he says of what literally just say of your dick yeah but if you guys want to like get a

little bit more slutty with it you can always obviously pull the whole i want to touch myself later and think about you send me a picture of your dick. That's always a good one. Classic. So girls, I know we've had a lot of people also be like, ew to dick pics. And like, I only think, first of all, I have a lot of dick pics in my DMs, which I don't fucking appreciate. So if you're that guy, I don't really get it. It must be for attention or they get off on on that shit but guys that send dick pics just unsolicited in the dms fucking stop unsolicited dick pics in general yeah i think are a no-no unless like you're dating any like sense go for it but if it's just like a guy girl guys if you're just talking to a girl don't just fucking whip out your dick and send and i don't care how hot your dick is no we don't want to have the girl ask for it but also girls i don't think you should be like ew dick pics are gross if like you have friends that want dick pics and are asking them like okay if he's gonna be fucking you later obviously you want to see what what you're working with or if you're missing it whatever the fuck it is yeah like if you're

dating it's hot if he's like babe i'm thinking about you right now absolutely and so is he there's a picture of him and there he is okay i want to get into one of my favorite topics ever i love when you get excited about topics and it's not just me talking about how to whip and cruise your vagina on a dick this topic is going through your partner's phone oh so many people have been writing in and asking if that's okay to do i am going to say something that might come as a surprise considering that we are the podcast call her daddy yeah i think that it is not okay to go through your partner's phone unless you are almost 100% certain that they are up to no good cheating, what have you. I agree with that. And I think you can agree, we don't condone going through their phone unless you're almost positive that something's up right yeah

because listen i think i mean i think you and i have both done this yeah you told me about your ex dude i mean you were in and around his phone oh my god i used to like get on there and treat like it was my phone his friends would text him and i'd be like, no, Brad, we won't be coming to dinner. Like I didn't give a shit. But like, that's what I'm saying. Like if your relationship is going great and you guys are in such a good place, don't go for the phone and just try to sabotage it

because that's what I would do. You would be totally great and I would still go for the phone. Because don't you also think like human nature, the minute you do look, I think personally it gets so addicting and it's like one minute you're looking at the text and then the next minute you're in the snapchats and then the next minute you're in their photos and it's like it just keeps going and then every time he goes to the fucking bathroom you're checking his goddamn phone and it's unhealthy and you just can't help but keep doing it exactly and

then at that point you start to see things that are going to hurt your feelings, but things that are perfectly okay for him to be doing. Yes. He should be allowed to like vent to his friends about like what a bitch you're being that day. For sure. I mean, you're going to get on there and maybe see a text from his mom saying, you know, she's upset at you about something like for sure you're going to see things that are gonna hurt your feelings and everyone has a right to have their privacy well also i know just from experience like things can absolutely get taken out of context you can see a fucking winky face or a smirky face and you're like okay bitch you're cheating we're done and it's his fucking cousin that lives in wisconsin and you didn't even know. And he's like, it's just you guys. Listen, I understand it's tempting. It's

2018. We're all it's so easy to cheat nowadays. It's so easy and it's terrible. But at the same time, if there is no trust in the relationship, then what you're wasting your goddamn time if you feel like you have to check his phone 24 seven with that. was in sync we both were like when are we gonna turn it around if this person and we're saying guys this and go for guys and girls if you are almost positive that this person is being shady and it's not just you being paranoid oh i say go for the fucking phone i was gonna stop you because you knew i was about to cut it ladies gentlemen the fucking phone is child's play don't even ask them for their phone you walk into the room you put down their computer or their ipad and you say babe in order for us to move forward

i need you to open this right now yep Yep. It's called the motherfucking iCloud, bitches. Yep. You think if he's being fucking shady, if she's being fucking shady, she's going to leave shit on her phone? No, they're deleting. Absolutely not. They're deleting every single thing. They're changing the names from Adam to Andrea.

Boom. From Andrea to Adam. It's the goddamn truth. Yeah. So I have personally had experience with it. I talked about it in an earlier episode where I knew this guy was being shady. I he had literally would be so open with his phone. But I was like, what the fuck is wrong?

And then it occurred to me. My guy friend was like, Cooper, the fucking iPad, baby. And I was like, gold. And this is the thing, girls and guys. You have to decide, though, before you bring this girls and guys you have to decide though before you bring this to them what you want to do because there are some girls that are going to bring the ipad to them and they're going to open it for you and you're going to find everything and then you got to have a game plan are you going to leave him what are you going to do so when i tell you i

sat down i handed him the ipad and i said to him i need you to open this right now and obviously let me also say that he and I knew we were having issues like this wasn't out of fucking nowhere well and I think that's just the best way to do it because you're not invading his privacy yeah and you're not like doing it behind his back you're saying here you go if you really think there's an issue be honest with your partner and say I'm really really struggling right now I see. And also, and I hate to say it, but guys, half the time he doesn't even need to open it. You'll be able to tell the minute I remember the minute I pulled that thing out, the guy

turned Casper the fucking ghost. He was so pale. He was shaking and he was like, what? And I'm like, your thumb puts a thumb on opens the iPad. And as I'm scrolling and seeing everything, he was like mortified. But then he tried to play it off. He's like, what i'm like what do you mean what the fuck what do you mean what it was yeah it was amazing but guys so yeah i personally say bring out the ipad bring out the computer because no one's fucking cleaning up that shit because at the end of the day in their mind

they're like i'll delete everything here and then all the nudes and all the text will be on my computer yeah and they don't think we're fucking savage but they don't understand daddy game we are all savages and we fucking know the game so guys pull the ipad and pull up the computer and use but use it sparingly absolutely and also understand that people are gonna fucking change names yeah god but actually guys i was gonna say this this applies to guys and girls no because girls are never in the wrong remember our last episode like fuck that wait a second never go through a girl's phone ever girls you can go through your man's phone but don't go through a girl's phone she didn't do anything wrong okay no you did what did you do absolutely

look inward um sophia you had a story i do yes i love's story time. I have a story because, you know, being shady is a common topic. And I remembered this story and I was about to tell Alex and I was like, I want to save it for the podcast. I'm here. So I started dating this guy and he told me a story about what he had done in the past to his ex-girlfriend. Okay. He was cheating on his girlfriend. He was in his room balls deep into the side piece love that his girlfriend shows up oh sounds like it's gonna be a classic

story a classic getting class cheating story no no no he hears his girlfriend So what does he do? He throws the side bitch into his closet. Okay. The mistress concubine goes where she deserves to go. And he tells her to shut the fuck up if she knows what's good for her. He probably duct taped her mouth. I don't know. So she's in the closet. And he knows goddamn well his girlfriend's downstairs.

He has 30 seconds to text his roommate and be like, I don't know what the fuck to do. Can you stall my girlfriend who's at the front door? Okay. His roommate, I wish I could give him a shout out, is one of the shadiest characters I've ever met and came up with the most brilliant idea I've ever heard. Oh my God. He said, let me grab the side bitch and pretend that she is here for me. Stop. Yes. So my boyfriend goes downstairs and grabs his girlfriend says, babe, I'm so glad you're here. Wow. Thanks for surprising me. Like i wasn't expecting you and he takes his girlfriend

into like another room so that his roommate can go upstairs and grab the side bitch out of the closet jesus christ okay so the roommate goes upstairs grabs the side bitch and takes her downstairs and introduces the girl to everybody including the girlfriend who pretty much has no idea has no idea and doesn't know that her boyfriend's dick is still wet from this side bitch that they were just introduced i mean how fucked up so this poor girlfriend is probably being the nice hospitable girlfriend she is and she's probably like hi it's so nice to meet you oh my god you're blah blah's roommates right like you're hooking up with him like i love that like love that for you guys you guys are so cute hi nice to meet you we should double date meanwhile your ex is like literally wiping his dick off like oh i'm still wet from her fucking cum right

what a what a guy disgusting is that how gross is that and i mean this guy had the the nerve and the audacity to expect me to trust him when we started dating after he told me that story that brings me to a really good point do not divulge the shady shit you've done in your past to someone you're planning on dating because it will fuck with their head i never trusted this guy after he told me that story ever but you went on and dated him i did date him for like two three years so but i didn't think i trust him during it no no because that i mean dude okay there's two sides to it one not the call her daddy side is that takes some type of fucked up person to literally be inside a girl. Girlfriend shows up, walks down, literally introduces the two of them to each other and has no fucking issue with it.

And plays it off like it was like nothing. The call her daddy side of me is like, what a fucking genius. Holy shit. How the fuck did they come up with that? Because I mean, I've had my shady fucking moments and i've tried to like dip and move in this shit but i never once would think just act like it's the other fucking person alex why do you think i dated him for two or three years because he's a fucking genius he might be cheating on me but right holy shit i need those jeans for my kids smart oh my

god that's i mean that's an unbelievable story i would love to hear other people's like possible no oh my god is that where are we encouraging bad behavior i just think i would just love to hear other people's stories because i've done shady shit but that is a different level of genius it is i mean alex if you're ever in that situation bring the guy over to me and i will play it off like he is my boyfriend i love that okay i also think like it was a good point you just said was a lot of people have this problem of boundaries if you are going if you are an overshare if you if you like to talk about yourself a lot don't fucking share with someone all the deep dark holes of your past all the time they don't

need to know that especially if you're trying to pursue this person dating sometimes i think people feel like it's so good to be open and honest but you have to be aware that there are some situations that need to be kept to yourself and you do not need to share that with that person 100 because it fucks with someone like you just said you could never really trust them that story is always in the back of your head right you're on the podcast telling it right now i'm like you you, everyone you're introducing me to, I'm like, was he just inside of her? I don't know. We'll never know. We'll never know.

Let's talk about questions. Yes. So first one from the Daddy Gang members. I saved a nude from this guy I hooked up with and it was from 2.5 years ago. is it me or is it seriously a long time to keep a nude like is your dick so unphotogenic that you can only get a nice picture every two years holy shit two and a half years if you guys never heard our fourth episode just to give you guys a little background on why this person's writing in if you haven't listened to all of our episodes in our fourth episode we literally go into detail and explain to people everyone has their fire nude

if you're gonna reuse nudes you need to make sure you screenshot it and send the screenshotted nude or else when they save your picture if you sent the original that was taken back in march it's showing that it was taken in march not in november brilliant so you guys girls everyone's getting fucked because now guys are all saving your nudes and scrolling all the way up and they're like this was taken six months ago save yourself screenshot your nude send the screenshot a nude and you'll be gucci but i didn't even know like guys it's so easy for them to take dick pics why are they reusing dick pics two and a half years like i get it and i will be able to forgive you if it's like a few weeks maybe a few months yeah two and a half years that kind of scares me yeah like what's going on

down there now okay so next one is i have been fucking with this guy with a girlfriend for a while now but obviously i'm not exclusive with him because he has a girlfriend no shit so i went for my annual checkup thinking it was no big deal but then i got a call a few days later saying i had chlamydia obviously i had to tell the guy because i figured there was no fucking way that he didn't have it also i'm also over here being a crazy happy bitch thinking he's gonna have to tell his girlfriend that he has chlamydia and he'll break up with her plot twist this dude gets tested and tested negative. Apparently, this guy is immune to the clap or something.

And I'm pissed. Was damn near thanking chlamydia for getting him to break up with his girlfriend. On the plus side, I clearly have the voodoo clam because he still fucks with me, even though I had a chlamydia scare. OK. OK. I have a couple issues with this. Me too. I have a few.

And listen, I don't want to shit. I don't want to shit on you guys because we appreciate you writing in. But there is a couple of things wrong with this me too i have a few and listen i don't want to shit i don't want to shit on you guys because we appreciate you writing in but there is a couple things wrong with this fucking story okay i think the number one glaring issue is what does this girl have against the girlfriend why yeah why are you being a bitch and being like i wish she got chlamydia yeah it's all about you being pissed that the guy won't break up with her but at the end of the day it's like so you literally well this is the second point you literally wanted this girl to get chlamydia so they would break up and what he would just end up with you like you're the default like oh fuck she broke up with me so guess now i'll leave her for you it's crazy

how much these side bitches no offense to call you a bitch but like these side girls they feel so entitled and they're like talking shit on the girlfriend i'm like at the end of the day she's the girlfriend you're on the side right she's the one he takes to events okay coleslaw you're on the side she's the main dish she's the turkey and you're the coleslaw on the side right so you have you have no reason to ever be like fucking mad or mean to the main bitch yeah i i don't get that also again i don't mean to be rude but like he's still with her so clearly she's got something you don't so don't be a bitch to her she doesn't even know you exist and also don't be a bitch and try and go tell her through what? An STD? Yeah.

It's fucked up. I mean, you should really never wish an STD upon anyone. Yeah. Especially a girl that's literally has never done anything to you. Right. So I don't know about. Listen, girlfriend, I'm glad that you got over your chlamydia scare. I'm not going to comment anymore on what you should or should not be doing with a guy that's

in a relationship. But I think what we would help you out here is just kind of be weary of don't fucking be a bitch to someone that doesn't even know about you and has never done anything to you. Take it out on the guy. Number three, choking. So I need to adjust choking, please. This is from a guy. I've had some girls who demand choking in the bedroom and then some who are turned off by it and others who turn and try to choke me. Why do girls like being choked? Do girls think that just because they think we like choking them that they'll like it? Because that's just false. Side note, also address the craziness. Who would want to actually be choked hardcore and slapped? Always weird to encounter.

Okay. This is so interesting to me because do you guys even like that? For real. Like, I want guys to, like, let us know. To get choked? Yeah. I think this is- Or if they like choking.

This is my thing. I think a lot of times on this podcast, we are talking about situations that sophia and i both fuck with or we don't fuck with everyone has their own fucking deal some people fuck kinky some people don't and everyone has their own shit with regard to choking i have been with some guys who are into it and i've been with some guys right who aren't into it i think it is very situational i think there are some girls that just like oh guys, guys like to be choked. So now I'm going to do this. And it's fucking awkward because they're forcing it. And you know what? I think people can really sense that and they can tell when you're forcing it and you're faking it. Like, yeah, just be genuine if you're going to like try

some kinky shit. Yeah, I agree. And I think also girls are the same way. It's like there are some girls who like to get choked. I have been. But then there are also times where it's like taking a little fucking too far. Right. i and i also think how comfortable you are with the person sometimes it can be fucking hot in a one-night stand but if they go too far it's fucking scary because you're like so i'm about to die yeah you know it's all about balance and it's also all about who your partner is at the time and what you guys know about each other and feel with each other next one so okay i told my husband to fuck me like i'm a little whore and he told me to stop trying to act cool i literally went to bed help oh my god wait i

actually love i love that i'm so sorry because again just like what we said not everyone is going to be down for stuff and i can just imagine her husband looking at her and being like shut the fuck up just stop it okay we have we have three kids we've been having the same sex for seven years and out of nowhere you're about to ask me to call you a whore and i can also see her just rolling over in bed like oh fuck me i love how when we tell people things we're just like it works every time you have to say it just say you're his little slut. But I do think it's one thing to go right after it if you're with your husband and you're

out of nowhere like, oh, call me your whore. I think maybe have a drunk night. Maybe say something a little less aggressive and then slowly ramp it up. I think sometimes people whip it out of nowhere and the guy's like – it looks like she's trying to be a porn star. Yeah. You know, you've got to really ease into it if you want to make it happen. That's why we have suggested in past episodes get fucked up. Do something crazy when you're drunk so then it can become normalized when you're sober.

Yeah. Next one. So I've been with my boyfriend for a year and a half and he loves to fuck with the lights on. That's nice. That's a compliment um but i think there is something that makes me more comfortable to get down and dirty and try new things which will hopefully make me more comfortable with the lights off i totally understand what she's saying oh my god me too i think that they should mix it up on and off i mean i personally like especially like obviously there are times that it's hot like morning sex or something if it's like the lights are on.

But I think you can definitely get freakier and girls naturally are more insecure with their body and what they're trying to do sometimes. So just turn the fucking lights off for your girlfriend. Also, I've noticed like when it's really dark, almost pitch black, like all of your other senses are heightened and you have to like kind of feel around more and like almost be more like sensual with your body yeah you got to be more in tune with how it feels and not focusing on other shit like which can be amazing absolutely so i would tell your boyfriend to shut the fuck yeah shut the fuck up bitch boy and we're gonna fuck a couple times with the lights off and then we can do your way maybe once a week okay so that is it for questions this week guys thank you guys so much for listening. I hope you guys are getting back into the swing of things with work post Thanksgiving

vibes. I thought you're gonna say back into the swing of things like swingers. Oh, well, that too. I guess. So thanks so much, guys, for listening every single Wednesday. We will see you next week. We love you guys. See you later, daddy gang.