Call Her Daddy - 13 - Let it Snow...it’s Time for a Facial

Episode Date: December 5, 2018

With the Call Her Daddy Instagram page down…the girls go WILD in this weeks episode. They talk facials, hearing each other getting it on in the next room, and take notes people, they are getting uncomfortably graphic with how to talk dirty. 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy it is hump day daddy gang welcome back to call her daddy let's talk about questions. If you guys don't know this already, you can go to Call Her Daddy on Barstool and at Call Her Daddy, there is the question forum and we are answering all of your questions as best as we can. So number one, one time when my boyfriend was eating me out, I accidentally farted. This happened a different time also and he got pink eye and now he thinks from eating girls out, he's going to get that all the time. And so he doesn't anymore. So this girl did it twice? Really?

At one time. Really? Like she couldn't hold it in at all? And he got pink eye. What the fuck? I'm sorry. Fuck this girl. Honestly, she's making the rest of us look bad.

You couldn't hold it in? you couldn't hold it in you couldn't hold it in she could have at least one time like one slip like maybe i can forgive her but two i'm dying that's fucked up imagine that's like in his mouth i was gonna say he literally should have been like you just shit in my mouth you just shit in my mouth like his face is literally right there it's like sniffing of our out of this girl's asshole that's not a disgusting girlfriend you gotta you gotta take care of that well yeah you gotta get something going on down there that that doesn't happen or at least like push his head away and be like i have a cramp and then fart i don't know just don't do it directly into his mouth okay okay jesus number two i had a jesus christ i had a threesome with my wife and her sister

hold on wait wait wait wait he had a threesome with his sister no hold Wait. With his sister and his wife? Sophia, I said, pay attention. I said, his wife. Someone had sex with their sister. Whoa. No, it was his wife and her sister. We're fucking losing it, guys. I was going to be like, that's kind of hot. No, shut the fuck up.

Inbreeding or whatever. Okay. So he had a threesome with his wife and her sister that's still really fucking inappropriate he said we all got drunk and it kind of just happened i flirted with her sister what the fuck i flirted with her sister before but never thought it'd go anywhere anywhere now the holiday dinners are awkward i mean her sister ate my ass while i was balls deep in my wife not sure how to make this better do we just not talk about it at holiday dinners well i don't know i wouldn't expect you

to just bring that up at the holiday dinner if you're gonna be fucking kinky as shit i mean that's a level of kinky that's whoa own it yeah you guys did it why cry over spilled milk just own it except if they did it when they were drunk i think think you guys, it's better to, yeah. I don't mean own it as in like bring it up. Bring it up like, kids, mommy and daddy had a threesome with mommy's sister. I mean, was it her stepsister? No, that shit's fucking blood and blood. Oh, wow.

Okay. Wait, can you, I have a sister. I could not imagine fucking. Oh my God. Moving forward. No. I'm over that one how do you feel about giving your recently new boyfriend your location on find my friends i secretly want his location but don't know if it would be weird to ask him no no oh my god that is the most and i'm a psycho and like that's even psycho i just think that is a weird and unhealthy very

very unhealthy very i mean and it's annoying like what if he wanted to like go surprise you or something and he like gets home late and you're like why were you at the mall and he's like oh i was buying you tiffany's necklace but well fuck you it's just really oh yeah we have a friend that has it and i think it's unhealthy because she's always checking it and being like oh my god like he said he was home and he's not home yet and like so what is he doing and i'm like i would never let a boyfriend have it i let you have it of course i mean alex and i have each other but that's like completely different if i was dating someone no fuck that no okay next is okay so i was having some bomb sex with my boyfriend minding my own business in my room my roommates then sent a text in the group chat with all of our friends and told me to stop

moaning they then ignored me for days because I was being disrespectful they said and they were mad at me lol real or fake friends like aren't your friends supposed to support you and hype you up for the d what's wrong Okay, so let me get this straight. This girl has roommates. She had a guy over. She was being loud while they were fucking. Her roommates got pissed. Yes.

No. That's so dumb. Well, I think, again, we need more context. Does she do this every fucking day? Because I would be like, bitch, please. That would be annoying. Take it somewhere else. That would be annoying.

Yeah. I mean, I think I've heard you before. Oh my God. I'm sure you've heard me. You've heard me. And you know what? When I hear Alex, you know what I do? I take advantage of the situation. I'm like, I'm going to get my lube out and I'm going to just be right there with her. I'm going to touch myself and finish. It's like when we're about to come, you hear me saying, oh my God, babe, I'm about to come. And Sophia's like, oh, I know Alex. I know she's about to you're like guys i'm coming with you guys i'm coming with you over there i like put my ear to the door i'm like here we go and then after i'm

like guys that was so good and we're like stretching like coming out of my room dude we have those window situations where i could technically see sophia through my window oh dude the one time i was in my room my ex had come over and we were having like some nice makeup sex and it was summer so my window was open and low-key my head was fucking getting railed out of the window i could have waved to you hi sophia our windows are right there i could have like actually been like i'm doing it too and just gangbang together basically okay no i honestly think though if it's just like once in a while like let your fucking roommate get it in you just hear some moans here and there like oh i can see girls being fucking annoying about that shit being like you honestly need to be respectful and i okay yeah i think it depends on uh how often you're doing it

so let us know how often it was no this week we're just gonna get right into it and talk about facials it's my what an amazing topic are you talking what kind of facials what kind of talking what kind of facial do you think the call her daddy girls are talking about a facial you got at a spa or a facial when a guy splooges all over your face i'm gonna say the latter yeah me too perfect i'm glad we're on the same page yeah so facials yeah loving it living it feeling it so i heard you're gonna punch me in the head what facials i actually now i'm on board with this okay are good for your skin oh my god alex please don't tell me you're one of those girls hi i'm sorry that is totally a myth that was made up by a man out there no it's not he could convince girls that he could come all over their face don't alex cooper

is about to disprove you so i actually soph, Sophia, looked it up on Medical Daily. Okay. Medical Daily. I literally screenshotted it. I want to read it. It says, sperm, it sounds like we're about to do an ad for facials. Sperm, a crystalline polyamide compound called spermamine is an antioxidant and it diminishes wrinkles smooth the skin helps tame and prevent acne and can also be used this one gets me as an antidepressant okay if you're

depressed get a facial you know what if you're really gonna find antidepressant i'm who wants to come on my face who in this office i'm literallypressant. Who wants to come on my face? Who in this office? I'm literally going to go outside and be like, come on my face. Would we get would that be considered sexual harassment? I don't know. But yeah. OK. I just don't buy it.

I mean, that Medical Daily article. Let me guess. A man wrote that article. OK. But think about this. If it is true, how many girls are about to get have get facials from a guy and instead of quickly running and getting the towel they're gonna be like okay hold on and they're gonna start massaging the comments they're like is there any is there a little bit dripping

out of the tip of your wiener hole because like i want to can you put a little bit more on my forehead i mean this goes back to like what we talked about the girls that are eyes closed because they just got cummed on and they're like doing the mummy to the bathroom yeah that's like one way to do it or you have the cum savage right where she just hurries and like wipes up your cum eats it ingests it but now this time this is a different cum savage who cares about her skin routine and she rubs it in. That's brilliant. I love that. Yeah.

Now guys are going to be looking at girls and if they're a savage, they're going to expect them to swallow it. And instead they're going to be like, ooh, I'm massaging this in to all of my pores. Right. So daddy's out there if you're a real daddy. That's amazing. So we are encouraging you to literally start massaging your skin with your man's cum. I love it.

I love that too. Okay, so I actually have a little funny story about facials. The guy that I always talk about that is, you know, the MILF hunter, the guy that fucks everything. Legend. He has, okay, I think he basically explained to me that like his fetish is facials which is i guess that's actually a pretty good like fetish to have right i mean like people have weird safer side yeah people have really weird fetishes i feel like that's on the safer side so okay he has a story about facials that every time he is about

to give a girl a facial he pulls out his phone right when he's about to come and most of the time the girls know that he's gonna do this and i'll get into that later of why how these girls are like yeah sure go for it film me but so he films himself splooging all over their face like the exact minute he starts recording it and literally that's not even the best part he has about 50 times that he's done this to girls he filmed it he sends it to his group chat and then his group chat takes the video and they will make a boomerang no of the cum going onto their girl's face and they pick like their favorite part because how many different parts can you pick from a facial

oh my god it's coming out of the tip out of the tip like hitting her in the eyeballs like the nature going into the mouth exactly oh my god is that okay that's insane i like want him to try and do it on the actual boomerang and instagram okay i want him can you tell him like so because that would be his request like try it absolutely because that would actually take legit skill. Like think about it. He has to time it perfectly because the boomerang, you have to just press it down right when it's about to go down.

Yeah. But so yeah. So he has over 50, literally 50 images of girls getting nut all over there. And he said one time, one time specifically, he, this girl, okay, this is also a point for girls. If you're asking a guy to give you a facial why do some girls keep their eyes open unless you're locked and loaded with goggles on your fucking head don't close your eyes and open your mouth and act accordingly

um but so he said he one time this girl kept her eyes open and he went like literally his cum went directly into her eyeball like the entire fucking splooge landed in this girl's eye and she like had pink eye or some shit for like the next he has some control over that too though yeah maybe he's being an asshole maybe he wanted it to happen like i think guys have a little more control um no i agree but so that's amazing with that being said though i feel like so many people are going to listen to that and be like how the fuck did he even get these girls to allow him right to come all over their face and let me tell you i'm going to read word for word i texted him last night because i was like how does this go down and he goes the most important

thing i do is use the line that I'd never pressure you to do anything you weren't comfortable with doing I would never disrespect you ever and then I asked them how they feel about facials what so first he's like listen I will never I will never disrespect you I'm here for you and then he's like but like low-key girl how you feel about facials and then he says a vast majority have never had one and they're opposed to it and then he will ask them why and he'll begin the process of changing their mind and he said the most this is the fucking weirdest he said the most successful is usually walking them through the cleanup process and how into it i am i'll clean them up thoroughly and i

communicate that i'm not going to abandon them once i come on their face oh my god he's like if you love me you'll let me but think about it i kind of think that the most degrading part in a girl's mind is legit after he comes on you and you've just got all the cum on your face and you're standing there and the guy goes to clean himself up or he like throws you a rag i think that's where girls can get in their head and they're like okay this is so fucking weird i just cum streaming dripping down that's because like the passion and all of that is gone you guys have both like finished and now you're sitting there with like jizz all over down your face and you're like what is my life come to god

yeah and so that's why i think his tactic is being like i love giving girls facials i will like walk you through it you need you'll feel so comfortable like you're gonna love it i will and he said he like literally wipes it off their face with the towel for them and then he says he talks about skincare 24 7 with them just so that he's like, and I swear this helps with your skin. I would tell a guy to fuck off if he said that to me. Really, Alex? Because you were talking about how it is good for your skin. I don't know.

Okay, well, here you go. I'm going to tell you a facial story. Okay. Sorry, I'm ranting. So the first time I ever acted or let a guy do this act to me, I'm trying to like censor it so my mom's not like cringing here it's okay okay so the first time i ever got a facial um i was like so ready you know when you're about to try something for the first time so you like mentally prepare yourself

yeah totally and you're like all excited to try it so one of my ex-boyfriends i like woke up in the morning we were getting after it. And if you guys listen to me in previous episodes, I talk about the best position to give a guy a blow job is to push him up against a wall that gives you and it really gives him the most stability and like force. And then you also have a better opportunity with your motion. So I, of course of course you know me just thrown up up against the wall i made him get up from bed and put him against the wall and i start

going to town you know give him the cooper special whatnot and then i'm ready i've all i'm thinking about during this is like okay i'm gonna give him the cooper special and then he's gonna come on my face this time and he doesn't know he's gonna get to do that and can i date you like holy we're basically dating so yeah i know so i say finally i'm like okay babe like i want you to come on my face he is like oh you could tell he like wait what and then finally he comes yes and it happens that's not the best it's not great it wasn't great because guess what happened what are you about to tell me and he's sitting on the bed and he's like babe can i be honest with you i'm like yeah and i'm waiting for him to like praise me and he's like and and mind you okay my boyfriend was completely blind and he goes i did not see any of that because i didn't even have my contacts in oh my fucking god i wanted to die

because as a girl i'm like i'm like let's fucking go like I just got that was the first time that you had ever done it yes and he didn't see it go down he had no idea he had no he could have like came on your toes right you knew and he was like oh so hot like the idea that I said come and he I was like why the fuck didn't you stop me and go put on your fucking glasses and he was like I couldn't stop because like i i wanted it to happen and i was in the moment and it was so good was he like alex just please don't move lay there with my cum and let me go get my glasses i'm not kidding you i was just about to say and so i was in the bathroom and he comes in and he's like please don't take it off your face and he put his

glasses on and he just wanted to see the cum on my face i was like no the best part is watching it go on not after the aftermath fuck me so that went down you need to like you should have set some rules with him like you are not touching me until your contacts are in what like what i hope you like made that rule so ladies moral of the story is make sure if your man is blind before you offer him to fucking come all over your face yeah you offer that he puts on his glasses. Yeah. Jesus. Okay, with this said about the facial thing, it is really, really hot to tell a guy to come on your face.

But it's not something that you should be doing every single night. Oh my God, no. You know what I mean? Like in sex, like you got to mix it up because it's also hot to guys when you're like, come on my tits or like come on my ass. Like just if you just tell a guy where to come. Absolutely. We literally had a girl right in and she was like um hey i like was fucking this guy and he was

fucking me from behind and he i told him like to come on my ass because he said i'm about to come where should i come and i said on my ass and instead of coming on my ass he pulled out and he fucking shoved his dick into my ass and he came in my ass and i don't know where to this day where the cum went because it never came out of my butthole i mean your butthole really does serve as like a suction yeah like it's hard to it's like a little black hole right unless you're really trying as hard as you can nothing's falling out of that that's pretty amazing i'm so glad we talked about just be be um do it sparingly with the facials because then it then it loses its oomph you really want to surprise it's luster if a guy on your face can i ask you something though

what what would you do if a guy like asked you on first hookup if you could come on your face that's a really good point i am totally the type of person that if you are my boyfriend i mean the world is our oyster the world is your oyster like this is where dreams come true because i'm down to fuck and we can try whatever absolutely if it's like a one night stand i'm a little bit like there's no fucking way that you're gonna give me a facial on a one-night stand or a first date or what whatever yeah i personally think if it's gonna okay i agree with you i think it would be so weird if a guy randomly felt like it was okay to be like all right i'm gonna come on your face is that okay yeah i think if you're fucking like we said with a real slut cum savage and she's just down to fuck that night if she offers it fucking go for

it but if if she's not offering it there's no way you on a first date i literally was reading one of our um submissions and a guy said how do you propose anal to a girl on a first hookup what the fuck what what no that would be like intense what would you say to that i'm honestly i'm pretty sure i've offered it actually on a first date without without even planning on doing it but just saying it just to get a rise out of him but i've never ever ever okay sofia i mean jesus talk dirty to me. Okay. Talk, okay, talking dirty. I'm so glad you just said that. Okay.

Because we've had so many fucking people write in being like, how do I talk dirty? You mentioned you had a text that you wanted to read to me on air. Oh, holy shit. Okay, yes. That I have not heard. Get ready. I'm terrified. I'm actually kind of excited.

Okay, guys. So again, it's like, we need to have my guy friend on he's like okay so this is the same guy that's the milf hunter and that's the one that's doing facials on girls faces so he we have a very weird relationship he always sends me um like the nudes that girls send him if I'm like oh like what's the hottest position a girl should send as a nude he'll send me like his photo album is his favorite ones he's like pick some of these like these will be great i'm like amazing thank you it's like for research purposes and so he also sends me some sex from girls if they're like really good or they're really bad i want to just read you one and i want to get your genuine opinion on this one okay okay

here i go this is from becca no one knows who becca so it doesn't matter i can say her name okay while you're sleeping you'll be fucking my throat like it's a vacuum made just for you This is from Becca. Becca. No one knows who Becca is, so it doesn't matter. I can say her name. Okay. While you're sleeping, you'll be fucking my throat like it's a vacuum made just for you. Your dick will throb until you just have to cum. I'm going to look up at you and smile while you explode and cover me with all your warm cum, and I'll fucking love it. And that's how your mornings will go. Then, after, maybe maybe we will shower together and i'll just wash your whole body and you'll love how pretty i am when i'm dripping wet wait is it still going on

here we go in every way then we will smoke the blood that i already rolled for you while you were relaxing from coming so hard then eventually we will eat a lox platter bagel no no and you'll know she did it no it gets worse we we will eat the lox platter bagel and you will play fortnight with your boys and i will know i don't believe you i will laugh at how trash they are compared to daddy and we can fuck again when you're ready for this pussy i mean i guess i don't need to ask your reaction hold on i have 50 things the lox bagel that's a joke right dude why first of all first of all that's a guy's worst nightmare to hear you mention that you want to have breakfast with him the next day he wants you to write in the sex like right when you come you'll turn around

and i will be gone vanish that's what he wants to hear so you mentioning breakfast the next day is terrifying his boner just went down also i have to say for sex okay i agree with you we have to stay on the lox bagel for a minute but i have to say the whole and then and then yeah and no next you're writing your thesis on how you're gonna fucking fuck this guy go next it's like no and then meanwhile therefore moving forward in the next scene like no no no but dude that lox bagel thing i'm sorry let's keep it simple fucking quality over quantity that was that was a full-on thesis i had a beginning middle and end dude i'm sorry i can't i can't get over the fucking lock bagel it's insane but i think also with that her mentioning

the fortnight and stuff i just want to reiterate because i think we moved past it too fast what you saying why are girls being like and we i'll watch you play fortnight no bitch leave he doesn't want you fucking sitting behind him like i can see there are so many girls that think like oh my god he's gonna play video games and i'll massage his back no no nobody wants you massaging shit you let yourself out through the window and that's it okay yourself but agreed the whole the whole monologue thing yeah so quality over quantity i really think that it should be like two to three sentences. Because you and I have talked about it.

It's like there is something about sexting that is actually really fucking awkward. It's like when you're sexting, I think the biggest awkward part of it is the time frame. And how like you basically, if the person doesn't answer in like eight minutes to your sext, then it's like fucking over. Yeah. I don't want to continue it. You have one to two minutes to quickly reply. That's why when girls get a sext, they like run into the living room. They're like, ladies.

Get in here. Everyone in here. Everyone get like your thinking caps on. That's literally if you guys got a sext. What was that episode one the the infamous degrade me comment right that literally goes right tell them again for people i haven't heard if you guys haven't listened to episode one which this is a perfect time to say if you guys haven't listened to our other episodes a lot of people write in and ask questions and

they i'm like we've talked about that so make sure you guys listen to our previous episodes but episode one specifically Sophia and I were really drunk and I was sexting this guy and I was so fucked up that I thought it would be a good idea because I didn't think Sophia was as fucked up as I was so I handed Sophia my don't ever fucking assume that I'm not as fucked up as you that's rule number one that was my first mistake but I handed Sophia my phone and I said like can you answer this for me and she ended up saying I want you to degrade me which is just fucking brilliant and disgusting and it's not cute but it's not cute but it's not even sexy but like he was into it I mean if you ask me personally have I ever sent that to someone I was sexting no did I do it from your phone yes thanks sorry but so okay a lot of people this is

not exactly what I want to do today but because we're recording this in the morning you know I'm not like that horny right now but here we go um a lot of people ask us how to talk dirty and like what to send for sex i want to i'm like sweating right now that we have to do this this is how much we love you guys yeah because this isn't fun i know it sounds like it's fun and it sounds sexy and steamy but it's not my mom listens to these episodes okay so i want to first start out with setting the scene we understand that there are there's a big demographic that listens to this there are some people that are virgins there are some people that are in college and they're like

like fucking around there are some people that are married there's a lot of different people so when we talk about these things sometimes guys make sure you're not taking these word for word um because again you need to read your audience if you're a virgin you obviously don't know what a three what to do in a threesome yeah we'll explain so we want to give you guys some lines word for word lines that you guys can use that's what we're gonna bring you right now so this is beginning i'm not gonna say this is like a beginner status but these are some like basic good go-to sex lines that you can hit them because we don't know your audience again yes so we're just either dumb it down or ramp it up okay so let's just start with a classic the my pussy is absolutely dripping wet

right now thinking about your hard dick inside me classic classic beautiful saying the word you know like the pussy dripping wet hard dick inside me yes you can also go for the i want to ride you and fuck all of your hard cock deep inside me until i come all over your soaking wet dick perfect beautiful i love it loving that fucking a keep it going give us another one another one is to really describe um the whole lip thing you can be like i love when you labia the labia the flap the flap but don't call them flaps when you're sexy no no that's not sexy that's not fucking cute but you can be like i love when you spread my lips as the tip goes in and the deeper it goes the more i shake knowing it's not even halfway in

oh my that's like hot because you're like you're not even halfway in and i'm already shaking yeah the lips like spread my lips like guys think that's really hot and just take advantage of that i also think that's kind of similar to the whole like um like i want to feel you in my stomach as i ride you back and forth rubbing my clit soaking wet all over you that kind of stuff like that's hot feeling him in your stomach means he's big oh but before i continue can we talk about the whole big thing i already know what you're gonna say girls they go off on like how big a guy is and like how big he feels and stuff like if he's not big don't fucking say that like. Like they're not dumb. They know. We've had guys write in.

I know I will never forget. The one guy was like, I know I don't have like a small dick, but I do know that I'm not fucking huge. And my girlfriend won't shut the fuck up about how I'm this ginormous schlong. But he guys know it's like, yeah, like a tits. And he's like, you're huge tits. and he's like you're huge tits and you're like bitch i can't even spot them with a magnifying glass let me titty fuck you and you're like i cannot i couldn't even push together my skin he's like lick your nipple and you're like double a

boobs and you're trying so hard like that's just embarrassing and rude right right so so let's just fucking calm down with the comments about how big his dick is, guys. More talk about how it's like how it's hard and it's throbbing and it's like whatever. Do you have other ones? Oh, I do have one thing. I think if you have fucked before, I think it's really good for guys visually to imagine like places you fucked and reference those in your sex so like let's say bend me over the counter exactly say your place is the bathroom and if

you're like we should be in your bathroom right now me bent over with you inside me and then i always think it's good to be like do you miss that babe you like the way i take it and your dick slides in and out of my tight pussy. Yeah. Boom. They're like, oh, because they're imagining you sliding. They're imagining the exact location. Like that's perfect. And especially for people that are scared to sex and like they feel weird and like uncomfortable doing it, like just like mention things that you guys have actually done. Like that's not awkward at all.

Yeah. Like remember when I got on top of you and I was riding you and like, you know what I mean? It's exactly going back to like, yeah, what you reference of of you and I was riding you? Right. And, like, you know what I mean? It's easy. Exactly. Going back to, like, yeah, what you reference of what you've already done. Okay. Perfect. Yes.

I was going to say, this is some great, this is some easy stuff that we're saying. Right. These are really basic, generic things. And listen, again, we're not shitting on you if you use these because it depends on your relationship. Right. I use them. Right.

But. But there are people that like have fetishes etc right and the whole three something alex and i were talking about this and like even if you never plan on having one i feel like you can still use it during sexting oh my god guys right it is is that fucked up no because i want to ask a guy like am i full-on in sexting about doing something i never plan on doing is that fucked up no because i do i care no no but he doesn't know you can act like you're gonna do it one day especially a threesome it's like well babe like we just haven't been able to find a third girl it's not my fault so tell them what you could say just from watching porn it's

just so easy to me it's so easy it's so easy for a threesome okay we're talking two girls one guy okay i would just say i the most generic one is i want you fucking me from behind while i'm licking her pussy right boom so they can get a great visual let's get a little more intense let's ramp it up let's ramp it up you're gonna say i want you to go back and forth between our pussies. I want her stacked on top of me, your cum dripping out of her pussy onto mine. Amazing. That's so easy, breezy, beautiful.

No, that's perfect. Yeah. Can you keep it going? Oh my God. I'm on a roll. Let's go. Okay. I want to lick your cum out of her pussy and spit it back into her mouth and then i want to

make out with her with my mouth full of your cum love your cum dripping down both our chin that's perfect right that is guys imagine a guy thinking about you eating his cum out of her pussy like making out and they can see the like the actual come kind of like going between your mouth and he's just sitting there unbelievable brilliant and every guy is gonna die over that yeah um i want to make out with another girl on your cock i want to share your cock with another girl right easy okay for two guys and one girl yes well which i think it's so weird let us also confirm call her daddy has no issue with two guys and one girl i know a girl wrote into us and was like my boyfriend wants to me to like fuck another guy and like my my girlfriends think he's gay for that that's i mean the what is it cuckolding yeah i feel like

a lot of girl i've read that a lot that like guys are into that watching their girl get fucked by another guy that is not gay right we can talk about that in another episode the whole cuck holding thing but okay so if you're doing two guys okay well if you're into cuck holding you can just be like um i want you to like watch me get fucked by another guy and like come all over his cock right and see how good he makes me feel right that's a good one that's perfect because or like i want you to lock me from behind while i'm sucking his dick boom just you guys i mean come on this is it's not hard put some porn on well now they don't have to ask because we literally just word for word gave you lines so i hope you had your pen and paper i was gonna say everybody if you didn't have your pen and paper you're not writing this on your phone go home go back to this part of

the episode and take notes because these are great and I think it's great that you brought up the point of the threesome and if you haven't even had a threesome but you and your boyfriend have like talked about possibly having a threesome I think it's very good to throw that in occasionally with the sex right because i know a lot of people have written into us and been like i sex my boyfriend all the time we have a long distance relationship how do i spice up you got to go for the fantasy and honestly just fucking lie to him just to get him off so you can go to bed whatever it takes like sophia said you're tired right you're done sexting just be like i want to lick your cum out of a girl's pussy good night good night well i i think that's a great point sophia the whole ending of sexting i think that's

also one of the really weird awkward points of sexting if you guys aren't straight up saying you're masturbating because that's easy you just say oh my god babe i just came so hard like that's the hottest fucking thing whatever if you are both just talking leading up to hooking up or talking about what you want to do to each other yeah how the fuck do you end sexting is a lot of questions that people ask yeah obviously if you guys are both um masturbating while you're doing it it's as simple as like i just came but so i think the best way probably i don't know just literally just saying like babe i'm so horny for you this turns me on so much and just basically tell him like i'm gonna think about this and touch myself to it later yeah or you can just say like that was so fucking hot i can't wait to see you again exactly and it's

like because then it's like okay now what are you doing the rest of the day i'm going grocery shopping like i get it it's awkward um or just like tell him you'll send him a video later of you doing it. Boom. Oh, beautiful. Boom. You guys, Alex and I have a confession. I received a picture the other day from this guy I'm talking to. It was a picture of his new puppy that he bought.

I thought in Call Her Daddy style, you were about to say I received a picture of his dick. The fact that you said puppy threw me off. His puppy. I'm like, oh. He was so cute. Okay, keep going. Sorry. He sent me a picture of his dick the fact that you said puppy threw me off his puppy oh my god so cute okay keep going sorry um he sent me a picture of his new dog and I went over to show it to Alex and you guys I am not making this up I showed it to Alex and Alex what did you say I'm like oh my god this puppy's so cute I was like no no no no not the puppy like the other thing and Alex was like what the fuck are you talking about and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, not the puppy, like the other thing. And Alex was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And I was like, Alex, that shiny like object in the left hand corner of the picture.

And I was like, oh, we're getting crazy with it, Sophia. I didn't realize. Right. And I was just like, oh, my God, Alex, this is a thing. Like the second a guy sends you a picture of anything the girl is zooming in on all of the dead space around like the object you wanted to show her right the focal point exactly we are zooming in on everything it's actually like disgusting like the second a guy sends me a picture i get all hot and bothered and excited when it's like in his room and i'm like

can i find a condom in the background can i find a condom wrapper can I find a pair of girls panties was there a girl there like I literally go around the picture to see what I can find my ex one of my exes used to always send me um nudes in front of like his mirror and I'm like okay whatever the nude the dick look great okay what is on his dresser and I'm like zooming and why is the lube out hold on why is the lube out on the counter no it's oh my god guys i'm gonna freak out i just thought about maybe one of the craziest things i've ever done which i was like hold on everyone listening is like turning up their volume like sophia franklin is about to say one of the crazy you're crazy I remember I was dating this guy and he sent me a picture of like him in bed I was probably like

show me your home and in bed just kidding but I'm sure we've all pulled back but look you're not really you're a dead ass you gotta have those photos ready to send out people yes you're out yeah cheating okay no anyways so he was just laying in his bed and i saw that there was a the tiniest speck of blood on his pillowcase tiny tiny and you know what i knew that there was no other explanation for that blood except that he had been having sex with a girl who was on her period because why else would a little speck be on his pillowcase i'm pretty sure your ex always got nosebleeds you always told me that but like no no it couldn't have been the nose it had to be a there was a for sure gangbang all three girls were on their period there was no other option and i was like wow wow so what the fuck did you do so I drove over to his house

okay I'm like ashamed to say what I'm gonna say of course you did of course I remember this vividly he was terrified I went over to his cabinet I like grabbed the scissors out of the cabinet. I cut the little speck of blood out of the pillowcase. Cut it out of the pillowcase. I had the little cloth with me that had blood on it. And I was like, this will be sent in for DNA testing. You bet your ass this will be sent in. And I was like, I'm probably going to have to collect a blood sample from you as well to match the DNA.

And we'll see whose blood that really is on well to match the dna and we'll see whose blood that really is on your pillowcase good night and good day sir sophia so now that i'm saying it out loud i'm like ashamed of who i am as a human being i can just imagine you storming into this guy's apartment and he knows how crazy you are and you going for a pair of scissors he's like what the fuck is this bitch about to do and you you cut the fucking pillowcase out cut it out put in a little plastic baggie and you were on your way put it in the fridge so this the sample wasn't soiled and went on my day that's actually fucking amazing but that just shows like that picture led you to believe there was a possible gangbang i mean we didn't say it

and i the thing is is i knew goddamn well that he probably got a bloody nose. I knew there was a 1% chance that it was with a girl, but you know, once my mind thinks there's a 1% chance, it becomes an 100% chance and there's no bringing me back to reality. AKA don't date me, okay? I don't think anyone will date us after this. Okay, guys, that is it for this week.

I hope you enjoyed this. I hope you are getting your sexting game ready. And that is it for this week i hope you enjoyed this i hope you are getting your sexting game ready and that's it for this week thanks guys for listening we had so much fun i can't wait to talk to you guys next wednesday next wednesday guys