Call Her Daddy - 14 - Are We F***ing on a First Date?

Episode Date: December 12, 2018

Alex and Sofia have different opinions regarding sex on a first date. Shocker! And the pros and cons to both. Alex also discusses bringing a guy back to her ex-boyfriends apartment, and what would this episode be without some good ol' fashion talk about face f***ing. 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy daddy's home welcome back guys it is call her daddy sex on the first date oh sofia sex on the first date we've all done it we've all been there this podcast is called call her daddy so if you want to fuck on a first date fuck on a first date absolutely yeah do you agree 100 we've said that in past episodes if you guys want to fuck fuck freely i've been there okay there's passion you guys want to fuck, fuck freely. I've been there. Okay. There's passion.

You guys have chemistry. You're vibing. Things are getting hot and heavy. You both want to do it. Do it. With that said, people. With that said. Yes.

You got to be prepared. Preposterous. Here we go, Sophia. You got to be prepared to never hear from this guy ever again absolutely and that's just the tea that is just the tea says well i think you and i have talked about that people write in they're like holy shit i got ghosted i fucked this guy in the first date i'm so upset listen i think what we want to emphasize is that there is a chance even if you didn't fuck him on the first date he was gonna ghost you anyways and so it's hard for girls sometimes

because would you be more butthurt if you walked away from that date you hadn't fucked him and you're like all right i'll chalk it up as a loss he's ghosting me but girls get way more butthurt being like i fucking spread my legs open he entered me he fucked me and now he's ghosting me but girls get way more butthurt being like i fucking spread my legs open he entered me he fucked me and now he's never gonna talk to me it makes the stakes just way higher way higher if he doesn't talk to you and you guys had not done anything it's easier to brush that off right basically you guys fucked my your ego might hurt a little but the the moral of it is that you'll never really know if it was because you fucked or because you didn't.

Absolutely. So that's hard to, you know, move on from. This is a really interesting topic because Alex and I have talked about this. Our backgrounds with that are so different. Well, and I think also just when we tell you guys this, think about yourself too. Think about your past because i think everyone has different situations with how it goes if they fuck on a first date it also depends on the guy but just read your audience and read your past and like what works and doesn't work for you

me personally in my experiences i would say my last three boyfriends my last three serious relationships it started off us partying okay and raging together and then finally like one night we hook up and then i mean maybe we like continually hook up but after that then we're like wait we really like each other let's go on a date oh my god now that i'm saying that like okay um i know you've already entered me but like let's get to know each other over this candle at dinner. You're like, hi, we fucked. And now it's time for some sushi. That's appropriate. But I mean, no.

And that's we always talk about how we're we are a little different. We're so similar in so many aspects of life. But this specifically is just a little different for both of us because so that's happened for Sophia. And that's how a lot of your long term relationships have started started from partying then hooking up I am completely different um most of my longer-term relationships have started where like I start texting a guy and then we start hanging out and then eventually we'll fuck and my whole thing and listen, like, I make them wait. And listen, this has nothing to do with being like a holy roller, being like, I'm saving my shit for marriage.

No. Alex, no one was thinking that. Don't worry. Okay. Just, I'm not saving my shit for marriage. It's a personal choice. Okay. But no.

So I basically have this thing that I've been doing since college. I remember my best friend's brother told me and her and I before we went to college, do not hook up with someone your first semester of college. And I took that shit to heart. And now to this day, I still use it because this is this is what I do I just don't for my game personally I don't like to give it up I like to make them work for it I'm not a fucking tease um but I I never have sex with them in like the first month to two months okay you make them wait a month or two yes are you doing other stuff um Sophia of course what is the cooper special for if i don't put it to you no no yeah and so like for example i absolutely am getting some pp in my mouth but i'm not but

i'm not letting it go in the v and that's just and again i want to confirm i'm not judging any girls that are giving it up on the first night mine's not about being like i don't want to let him have it it's literally me being like i know this shit works when i make a guy wait the longer i make it wait he just keeps coming back and coming back and then that gives me the opportunity in that time frame to basically get him obsessed with me so then that when we do fuck i basically have full control of whether i want to take it to dating i want to keep fucking you're very calculated i am so god in what you're doing i am i'm more like let's get drunk let's hook up okay absolutely absolutely well i think that's great um but for i also think it's very important that i am hooking up with these guys i'm not

fucking being a prude where they're like this girl's the most boring bitch to hook up with i am getting his dick wet just specifically with my mouth um and he's going down okay but with that said you don't want to pull out all the fucking stops. Exactly. That's what I was going to say. Like when you're hooking up with a guy for the first time, you don't want to pull out your Lisa Ann performance. Absolutely not.

They don't deserve that yet. And we've said this a million times. You can have great sex without being a total freak. Yeah. Listen, girls, there is just this double standard. And it's like every single time a girl goes to hook up with a guy for the first time if you perform like a nasty ass freak in the bedroom he it may love it but afterwards he's gonna go up to his friends

and be like they're gonna like how how was it he's like amazing fuck she's nasty as shit and then in their mind yeah i could never date her because they associate with nasty with having experience and being a slut which is really fucked up it's so fucked up honestly like they're judging you like if you do a great performance they're just automatically thinking like she must get around yeah she's not life material fuck you maybe i watch a lot of fucking porn and my vibrator is my best goddamn friend yes and i go to town on myself so i have a lot of pent up sexual energy but we just keep it real you guys so that is a possibility so with that said if you really really like this guy then don't give him your grade a performance you know save a little stuff for down the road but girls do not lay there like a dead fish don't get it twisted they listen

to call her daddy alex they're not laying there like a dead okay thank you because go ahead i was just gonna say from my perspective if i felt like i wanted to pull out all the stops on the first time and the guy like judged me for it i also would be like well then he's not the guy for me oh yeah fuck off there's like different ways to look wait what was that girl that wrote into us and she was like i went to this guy's house and he fucked me and then but i didn't come and what did she say yeah she said that she like oh and he said you never he said you don't call me daddy like when we're fucking and after they fucked like she grabbed up all of her shit and she was like you are not daddy i am daddy and i am not

here to make you come yes or something like that like you're here to you should be here to make me come and left and walked out i'm like okay hi this girl needs to come on our podcast we fucking love that shit so back to the whole thing guys if you the whole thing. Guys, if you're hooking up, well, girls, if you're hooking up with a guy on the first date, go fucking into it. Give him a grade like seven performance. But don't, I don't know, maybe go crazy. That reminds me of the gluck luck. This is something I wanted to confirm about the gluck luck.

I know, ladies, I gave you the double hand twist gawka combo we're getting sloppy we're getting noises you're getting eye contact double hands going different ways amazing this is what i do though and i want to make sure you guys start doing this too and i apologize that that is taking me this long to realize i didn't tell you guys this i don't ever give the guy the gluck luck 9 000 the first time we're hooking up yeah fucking never no because you don't want to use all of your ammo in the first go around agree like imagine because then what you know what i mean yeah so what i do is i always the guy that i always talk about male x like 3 000 yeah maybe not even the 3 000 it's like the preview to the gluck gluck okay so i always text my friend after i'm like yeah i gave him head and he's like what was your

performance and usually on the first this is so fucked up usually on the first time i give a guy head i will go in and i personally label it like a grade six in my repertoire that would be a six so it's an above everyone else's repertoire that's a fucking stop 20 so no no so i give a guy a blow job and it's a six which means that shit was an above average blow job for sure i would never walk away being like oh fuck i could have sucked it better no i leave there with feeling confident but there are in my mind i'm like oh my god i have this i can bring in i didn't even double hand twist his shit the sloppiness wasn't even disgusting like i can agree with that you build up you build it up because then if it's an above average they're

like holy shit this girl knows how to fucking suck dick but also they're not like that was the nastiest fucking thing that like she looks like a porn star by your fifth date when you whip that shit out. They're like, OK, so let's get married because holy shit, I'm in love. And it just almost looks like you are trying new things on him. Little do they fucking know you've been able to do it the whole time. You're just fucking holding out. I mean, brought to you by the mind of Alex Cooper, the fucking mind fuck that she is. It's really great great it's really brilliant

I want to say guys this does not pertain to you no this does not pertain to you every single time you're in the bedroom you need to be pulling out all the stops giving them your 100 percent yes Sophia you don't get to say oh I'm gonna like make this girl i don't want to give her all yeah i'm not gonna thrust too hard i'm not gonna throw into different positions no because sophia you and i were both saying that it's like and like we know i was gonna say we were both about to come in here being like all right like what what can we tell guys for the rule fucking on the first date it doesn't fucking apply to guys no no no what guy on a first date is like trying to like give the girl the build-up and not pull out all the stops and he's like let me just go down

on you yeah no sex yeah let me just like no i don't want my dick in there also we didn't even want to tell guys if they should have sex on the first date or not alex like you just said because what guy in their right mind goes on a date with a girl and the girl is ready to spread her legs and he turns it down and he's not ready to spread yeah he's like it's just not the right time like I'm not ready I'm on my myriad like what the fuck like what can they say there's no excuse and so I just think also for guys being mindful you better be pulling out your fucking stallion performance every single time. Because like we've talked about in previous episodes, there are GDRs and there are BDRs.

GDR equals a good dick review and a BDR equals a bad dick review. And if you do not perform your first night and make her fucking wetter than anything and make her fucking come or at least attempt to she's going back to all of her home girls and she's like that guy can't fuck yeah so fucking pull out all your stuff i mean coming back from a bdr is nearly impossible we've said but doesn't that fucking suck it does like guys just get to go full ramping it up every goddamn time and we're over here like okay so i'm gonna give him the six and then next time maybe seven and a half and then all of these games these don't apply when you're older oh this is for like people in their 20s and in college and stuff like that even alex and i are approaching an age where no one in their 40s and 50s is like okay so i'm gonna go on the date with him but i'm gonna hold

out like they don't have time they're like god we're going on the date and if it's going well we're fucking or moving on yeah we everyone we talk to that's in that age and they're like if i'm wasting my saturday or my thursday to go on a date with this guy if i like him i'm fucking him and if i don't we know so many people that are like i will leave after appetizers and be like you're a great guy i just don't think the chemistries are and they bounce exactly but we know that our demographic also like a lot of you could be in college and that is such a different scene guys because it's like you may be fucking someone and then you know that like oh fuck if i fuck them on the first date they're friends with this person and that so so there's just so many more layers to it yeah i even feel like we're approaching an age where

like i know isn't that sad yeah i guess we'll be doing a lot of fucking on a first date oh coming soon psa yeah but we just we're just saying fuck on the first date if you want but don't get fucking nasty don't get nasty don't like get on the bed naked and like dangle your head off the bed and be like come stick your dick in my mouth and like fuck my throat yeah no my eyes till i pass out no preferably there is there is no face fucking going on on a first date face fucking face fucking can we talk about face fucking face fucking throat fucking god sounds so beautiful they are that is what that is what we love here at call her daddy let's fucking talk about face fucking so well actually i feel like a lot of girls in the daddy gang have reached out to us and said guys i don't know what to do i have such a bad gag reflex yeah and like

they're like brushing their teeth and they like almost throw up i've been there they're like sticking their toothbrush back to try to practice for that night and they end up hurling all over. I've been there brushing the back of my tongue and I'm like, whoa, I won't be doing the Gleckler anytime soon. So with that being said, listen, face fucking is like not for everyone. So like I'm not on here like girls get into it. Even for guys, like I know some guys are just not into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know about that. They're lying. But so face fucking.

Let's talk about face fucking because I have a position I want to talk about that I think is really, really good for girls and really good for guys. So you just mentioned the head over the bed, which is not it, but we can talk about that in a minute. Okay. Girls, envision yourself laying on your back like you're going to sleep and you get him on top of you and you pull him up basically to your face like as if you're when you like go and they say like oh sit on my face like he's

basically sitting on your face it's important that you have a pillow behind your head you don't want to be completely flat on a mattress so your your head's on the pillow the guy's on top of you and his dick goes in your mouth okay right perfect yeah okay great i figured it would go in the mouth perfect so once he's in there this is why i love this position you are gonna have your head up a little bit where you got your neck it could get cramped a little bit so you can go back and forth off the pillow a little bit. But you raise your head a little bit off the pillow and he's going to start face fucking you basically. But you're going to put your hands on the back of his thighs. So to him, it's like, holy shit, she wants to take all of me.

Like that's so hot. And you're basically going to control his rhythm of the thrust and that way this is a position you can really fucking almost throw up like your gag reflex is because the angle yes yes so what you want to do is with your hands on the back of his thighs you are almost he's gonna think it's so hot because you're taking control of his speed but at the same time you're almost helping yourself out because you're controlling it the minute you feel guys like you are like holy fuck i cannot take this thing anymore i am out of breath i can't breathe i was gonna say like girls you need to know your limit you know like i've been there before i'm like oh

my god if i don't like chill for a second and like get my hands involved you start turning blue i'm i'm turning blue i'm like here i go but throwing up like i girls have gotten oh before oh the throwing up on the day well and i was gonna say it happens and so when you're doing this you need to be prepared like okay girls while you're thrusting him forward the best thing to do why i'm telling you to have the pillow is the minute you feel that you could possibly gag you pull your head back to the pillow so that you pull out of his dick aka that's why i told you if you're on the flat mattress you're fucked you're literally getting suffocated oh yeah so have that little room you're getting taken to emergency room so make sure you back up

and then what's gonna happen is you will start licking the side of his piece go down to his balls like start licking the tip and this is the position girls i know sometimes we say don't always keep eye contact this position is 100 eye contact when a guy is looking down at you and he sees his whole fucking dick in your mouth and that position like seeing your eyes looking up at him and it's like a banana shoving into you know what i mean oh of course it's so hot to him guys and you listen you just need to make sure that you are taking it in certain ways and you are stopping when you're ready. Yeah.

And a guy is going to freak the fuck out. And the more sloppy you can get with it, the better. As any blowjob. But try this position. But just be mindful you could throw up. I was thinking about the position where you like lay flat on the bed with like on your back and then you have your head dangling off. Yeah.

And then that is like an actual face fuck where like you literally just hang your mouth open like like literally head upside down like spider-man kiss except you're kissing his dick you're kissing his wiener instead and like that like you can actually pass out and because that's a full skull fucking situation i was gonna say that is like i personally don't like that position for girls because you at that very moment ladies lose all control totally you like he's actually fucking your face and you can't pull away yeah like you're gonna like you have no you have no room you can't go left you can't go right you're stuck and you're taking it

you're being gagged that is when you throw up onged. That is when you throw up on a dick. That is when you throw up on a dick, which is so common. It is. And that's what I want to tell everyone. It is so common. And guys are like, ew, it's so gross. And I'm like, it can happen if she's trying to deep throat you like an animal. It's like when you're having anal. Right.

Like you might get poop on your dick and that has to be the risk you're willing to take because you're trying to fuck her up you're trying to fuck her throat like some throw up might come out but it is listen on the guys poop dick i used to call people that in middle school okay let's go let's move on um the throw up thing guys listen girls i'm gonna get to in a minute guys i understand it's fucking nasty i gotta get it girls it has happened to the best of us you throw up the difference in the throw up there are some girls i literally have read people writing in and being like i fucking hurled all over him all on his stomach that's a full throw up situation that's when you need to pop up and be like let's go to the shower yeah i was gonna say that yeah you gotta you gotta almost there when guys if something gross happens during sex a lot of time

guys are like what the fuck do i do that's when you grab your man you you don't even give him a chance to freak out you're like all right babe let like, all right, babe, let's go to the shower. Come on, let's go to the shower. You can freak out later. He can freak out later, but get him in the shower. But if it's just, you know, a little bit comes up through your esophagus and into your mouth, just use it as lube. That's just, it might be a little chunkier than regular lube. A little bit warmer than lube. But you just got to do it. And if you can, you just slurp it back down and you just keep going at it like the champ that you are because i mean what are you gonna do really at that point no listen be like oh my god like when you're younger you know how you like cry when you throw up and you need your mom to like rub your back like baby just rub he's like

bitch get the fuck out of my face i don't give a fuck you're a scrub you're on my dick that happened to the milf hunter yes oh male ex milf hunter the man the myth legend he was telling me a story guys he said he fucked this broad so great they were passed out basically she was a cum savage a psycho she got on top of him right after and literally started sucking his soft dick and she was like i want it again and he's like all right all right here we go i'm not really in the mood but okay and she starts sucking his dick until it gets hard and she's going so ham he was like this wasn't even a gluck gluck 9000 this was like a suction i don't even know what the fuck you would call it and he was like it was a lot it was a tornado on my dick and all of a sudden he was like Cooper I feel on my dick my eyes are closed and I look down

and she has her mouth is like a chipmunk it looks full my dick is warm I feel some chunks and I'm like this bitch just threw up all over my fucking piece and when he said she he was like and this wasn't just like a little bit like i've had inclination sometimes that girls have thrown up he said this full-blown was a mouthful of throw up and she swallowed it back up like fucking clam chowder that was a beautiful beautiful analogy and he said afterwards he literally got up he was so mortified he said thank you please let yourself out he ran to the bathroom he said i stood in the shower for over 30 minutes with my forehead against the wall and i contemplated my entire existence the post-nut clarity the post we've talked about the post-nut clarity is a real fucking thing it's after a guy

comes and his entire life flashes before his eyes everything becomes crystal clear 2020 vision and he's just like wow what the fuck just happened what just went down you guys have to understand the pnc we'll call it we should make t-shirts of that post-net clarity the post-net clarity guys every single guy has has after they come yeah like they literally sit there and they are just in a different dimension that is why sometimes like girls get butt hurt when your guy gets up and he walks to the bathroom totally that's happened to me before where i'm like i have just gotten done having sex with a guy yeah and he like rolls over and i'm laying there and i'm like this bitch is not about to not give me attention after that just went down but it's true like they need like one to two

minutes to like sober up legit actually no the opposite because they're the most sober that's true they're like seeing everything it's like they when they roll over in the bed and they just need a minute and the girl's like please like can we cuddle no you need to give them that's what i know girls freak out when they do go to the bathroom and they shut the door girls are like what the fuck was that bad no no it was probably it could have been amazing it doesn't matter that's also when guys this happens this is not specific to you every girl it literally happens when they let you jack off to porn yeah literally after they come anytime anywhere whether it's in the mason jar in your

vagina in the sheets in their sock it doesn't fucking matter they are gonna have that moment where they need to be totally and if he's standing up and going to the shower girl you should too go to the bathroom and pee so you don't get a uti okay so let's just all get on the same page absolutely so don't freak out when they have the post-net clarity i think girls have the post-net clarity too though absolutely you know like not obviously it's bad but it's right it's there the post-it note story the post-it note story oh my god with your friends because that's post-it clarity like i've never seen oh my god you have to okay i'm actually really okay guys all right sorry i just forgot about this shit all right um this is called the post-it note story yeah let's get into it so not post it no that's beautiful I know this is what the post-it

note story is so my at the time it was this is about a year ago I had a friend in town and she and I hadn't seen each other in a while we were super excited I at the time was dating a guy and I was living with him we shared an apartment so he was out of town she was coming to stay with me we go out one night we went to catch oh la la just kidding go get the bao buns yeah um catch is like a restaurant slash turns kind of into a club at night if you guys don't live in new york so we're at catch and we find this group of guys and you know they're cute they're talking to my friend they're talking to me i'm just fucking third wheeling over here. But I was happy because I wanted her to get it in.

She was in town, you know. So we start talking to these guys. My friend starts hitting it off with this guy. They start making out. And we didn't, I didn't even think about it in like a weird way. She was like, he's going to come back. And I'm like, perfect, great. Yeah, bring it back to our apartment.

It's funny what alcohol will do to you. Oh, for sure. Oh, absolutely. We're like, great yeah bring it back to our apartment it's funny what alcohol will do to you oh for sure oh absolutely yeah come on back but also because she was in town she didn't want to go to like a rando's apartment so i'm like yeah bring it back to the apartment we're in the cab we get back to the apartment we walk up to the apartment they probably thought it was like a threesome situation okay i was gonna say so i'm always walked up there with your boyfriend all of a sudden it's you your friend and a guy and you're drunk so you're probably like all over him the doorman's like all the doormen are staring at me like what the fuck is this slut up to do we need to warn her boyfriend i'm like no no we're good so we walk into the apartment now guys let me explain to

you that the apartment i was living in was not a normal new york city apartment it didn't have the rug that sophia and i. There was no rug in this apartment. There was no poop and pee coming out of their bathroom. It was just it was a way nicer. It was like a museum. Yes. How would you explain it? It was like it was like borderline penthouse. It was just this high rise gorgeous apartment. The views were incredible of all of New York. Like no 20 something year old girl is a can afford to live in that shit there was no fucking way i was that was just my place so the guy comes up we walk into the apartment and he like stops in his tracks and he's like what the fuck he was like do you guys live

here and i remember being like yes it's like our place just the two of us meanwhile meanwhile the decoration in my apartment at the time the memorabilia like there were like 12 pictures of your ex-boyfriend like jerseys like it was it was literally a museum of all of this like athletic shit right i probably looked like a fucking grade a psychopath like fan like the biggest fan you're like i just love sports so anyway so he sees it whatever we ended up saying it was our place they go into the bedroom and the guy's shoes and clothes were oh yeah they're like why do you have all these men's clothing i like to dress like a boy moving on okay so they go and they fuck in the morning i'm sound asleep in my bed and my friend comes in she's like knocking on the door she's like alex alex alex i'm like what what she's like i need to come in she closes the door she locks

it she gets into bed she's naked i'm like what the fuck is going on like what did he do she's like nothing it was unbelievable great sex but i just don't want to see him again and i was like wait what she's like i do not want to see this man again. And I'm like, okay, but what the fuck, dude? Like this guy's in our apartment. Like, what are you going to do? She's like, no, no, I took care of it. I'm like, what the fuck do you mean you took care of it? She's like, I wrote on a post-it note and I said, thanks for last night. Sorry, but I need to be alone right now. You can let yourself out. And then she left her number at the bottom and didn't she put it on his head didn't she do that she put the post-it note on his forehead and left him in the bedroom and came in here honestly it's

not that crazy because if you want if you need to make sure that this guy sees the post-it note like where else are you gonna put it on his dick exactly she was like he better know on the forehead and he'll let himself out so we're laying there and we were freaking out though because we hear him get up and he opens the door we hear him walking around the apartment at this point i'm like this bitch is about to steal everything i know like this guy is just having a shopping spree he's walking out with some jerseys and i'm like honestly you're like honestly like take what you need and we'll just replace it right i don't get the fuck out so wow the best part of this story you guys this man

wrote in to call her daddy a couple weeks ago a year later a year later i'm sitting in my bed yes i am reading the call her daddy questions, you guys, right into the site. Yes. And I scream in our apartment. I'm like, Sophia. I run into your room and you're like, the guy that hooked up with my friend in my ex-boyfriend's apartment that got the post-it note on his forehead wrote in. So guys, I want to- You have to read it. It's too good.

Yeah. I took a little snippet. He basically told the whole story and he ended up saying towards the end he was like i was sober enough when we got back i finally recognized who you were and which athlete's apartment i was in so it turns out he did know he like knew he knew god he did know he fucking knew if you went into that apartment you would know so then he said funniest part was i woke up alone completely naked with a post-it note on my head saying that the girl needed to be alone and went into the other room to pass out to top it off she only gave me six digits this leads me

to my question can you get me that last digit from the girl i plugged over a year ago thank you for the memorable night shit was epic she only left six digits there's a missing digit dude i text her i'm like what the fuck she's like honestly i don't even know i was so fucking hammered still whatever but that was the funniest fucking thing i'm like the fact that she had the post-nat clarity in the morning she's like i don't want to fucking see him i don't want to talk to him ever again i mean i'm surprised she fucking lasted till the morning i mean my post- nut clarity is like a guys i'm like literally after i'm done the guy goes to get me a glass of water and when he comes back i'm like putting my pants on and i'm like oh my god my uber's outside thanks for the water gotta go

dude you okay sophia you literally well i think it was like three months four months ago sophia was hooking up with this guy consistently oh and you would be out like going on a date with this guy i'm like okay have fun you're gonna sleep there sophia's walking in at 3 a.m 5 a.m 12 like every night that she went out with this dude she's rolling in i'm like why the fuck are you not staying that was that was for real like i was out of there one time i was putting my clothes on to leave and he was like no no he was like nope you are laying back down and like you are spending the night with me like this is getting out of control because dude like you at that point i feel like you kind of take over control because the dude's like all right i'm fucking you and it's the whole thing we say when girls high five the dude and peace the fuck out and they're gonna be like what because you know

what it is i'm not trying to be cool i'm not trying to like play a game with this guy i don't want to sleep in bed with a guy i'm not comfortable with can you agree with me on that do you remember absolutely do you remember the guy i was kind of hooking up with a few months ago and he well we were i wouldn't say we were about to start like dating but we were more serious and so i i don't know why the fuck i did it but i stayed over one night i'm like all right i'm gonna just stay i'm gonna no i got it sometimes i feel obligated right um he's buying me enough dinners he's taking me out enough he gets a sleepover he gets a slumber party so i sleep there and i don't sleep a fucking minute guys i am laying there like the little mummy in my casket i'm like i'm like counting

the hours i'm checking my phone i'm looking at you're falling asleep so i remember do you remember the one day i texted you and i'm like sophia i am losing my fucking mind it's 6 a.m i need to get the fuck out of here alex texts me and she's like, you're going to call me and you're going to say you're locked out of the apartment and I'm going to answer the phone so I can leave. And I didn't even text her back. I was like, hey, Alex, I'm locked out of the apartment. Want to come by? Yeah.

Meanwhile, I put my phone directly next to that motherfucker's head, put it on loud. And so it goes off and he's like oh and i'm like oh my god whose phone is that pretending like i didn't know goddamn well i just fucking texted you and you blowed me up and that's the type of shit i don't think guys would ever know girls do that on purpose i mean oh my god there is nothing more irritating than when you're laying there and the guy is sound asleep and you know that you will not be able to go to sleep. Like it pisses me off on a level that is not normal for something that's so natural to happen. Why do girls do this and not guys?

Girls, I don't know if it's just Sophie and I. It's like it's every girl. We need attention. I don't know what it is. I don't want him to be asleep until I'm asleep. Oh my God. If I am like laying there and I look over and he is sound asleep and he's making that little peaceful face i want to fucking punch him in the head like this this is here you go sophia

i used to do this with my ex-boyfriend like i would do the classic like kind of like smack him a little bit like plug his nose like do stuff so he would like be like what what like whatever to wake him up that's not enough it wasn't enough never and so what i started to do jesus christ what i'm so here she comes guys bring it i would be like babe babe babe i just heard a noise like i'm terrified there's someone downstairs it was so scary like please please go check on him he would be like babe i'm asleep like it's fine i'd be like please please if you love me you'll go downstairs babe babe and he's like oh my god i'm like please so he would stand up so go downstairs like look around and so by the time he's back up to our room he had gotten up was walking around

the house and he's awake and you got him awake and you're like babe and it will take him way longer to fall back asleep than if you just like did a little slap you know what i mean babe what are you up to you want to watch a movie you want to play a board game oh my god i'm like you're awake i'm like me too i couldn't fall asleep either like what should we do let's put on a show he's like no guys that is the thing you have to get them to stand up yeah they have to stand up it's like babe i heard a noise babe someone's in the house it doesn't matter they gotta make him do a lap and then by the time they're back to the room they are awake and you're like i've told my boyfriend said that he started to get oh god this is fucked up he said he started to get really bad anxiety falling asleep around me

because he knew how bad it pissed me off like he said that he would fall asleep and like after he'd been asleep for like one to two minutes like he would like hurry and like look over and i would just like be laying there like staring at him so that's like the crazy honestly we no we like we came we like came to the middle you would just fall asleep before him and we just decided that the best thing for the both of us was for me to fall asleep first and then he could fall asleep and that's what relationships are all about finding some middle ground so that's what we did dude guys are gonna be listening to this and be like what the fuck probably guys don't understand the things girls do when we fucking lay there when it's like a one-night stand or you just don't want

to be there and you are bringing you to a whole nother level and then if i'm not comfortable with a guy i'm out outie i'm good like i literally plan the uber before we hook up i'm like okay pick up time 20 minutes from now here we go let's get a quickie okay holy shit that's actually beautiful thank you so much for sharing your psychotic shit i think everyone loves that i mean we all have it right all right questions let's get into the questions questions of the week i think sophie and i need to fucking go to sleep dude okay okay first question jesus first question you guys were talking about sending a text to the wrong person i did that but with my mom jesus christ

i was sexting my boyfriend some really filthy disgusting nasty shit and i accidentally sent it to my mom she was mortified and i thought i was still texting my boyfriend so i said something like you don't like that baby i ended up realizing it was a mistake it was to my mother i want to die dude that is the fucking worst i remember one time i was like in high school or some shit i was doing shit i shouldn't have been doing i was got blackout at a party ended up in a guy's bed and i texted my friend that was at the party with me i'm like dude i am fucking full-blown naked in this guy's bed i need you to like get me out of here and i texted it to my goddamn fucking mother and she's like alexandra are you okay what's wrong and i'm like i'm it's over okay it's over i'm sorry but that i don't think that's as bad as a full-on nude oh sending

a nude that shit oh can you imagine sending a full-blown vid a little nice viddy i'm popping the clip wow we're popping the clip up in the club okay okay i am so sorry writing it thank you for writing in that shit is i'm so sorry about that situation all right the next one so i'm hooking up with this guy he throws a condom on he starts thrusting i was a bit confused at his over-ex over exaggerated moans because his dick was underneath me in between my sheets and my ass. I wasn't sure what he was going for, but I just went for it with a minute for a minute. And then he fucking came in my sheets shortly after and he told me my pussy was tight. Really?

He was fucking railing my nylon bed sheets. What the fuck she goes he panicked right after because the condom broke implying he thought he was inside me for that short ride what the fuck if you are listening to this podcast they call her daddy podcast and you don't know if you're in a vagina or if you're in between her ass in a bed sheet go home what the hell go home what guy is like oh fuck this feels so good babe this fucking pussy is so tight you're like you're fucking my sheet i would just want to fuck with him be like i think i'm pregnant literally pregnant the fact that he was freaking about the condom breaking i'm like dude oh my fucking idiot dude okay moving on i don't even want to give that

guy a second of our time unless he's like in middle school or high school i mean yeah wait what age is this whatever okay sofia go okay this girl wrote in and she said what is your advice if you've been fucking a guy for about a month casually and now you're over it and don't want to fuck anymore do you say you're over it or goes the fuck out of him what oh my god so many girls write into us and they're like hey like i've been doing this with this guy i'm kind of over it like what do i do and i'm like why is that a question what do you do you ghost the fuck out of you literally leave he never hears from you again guys why do you care this is a thing i think girls overthink some things way too much there is no pro unless you're in a full-blown dating relationship there is no appropriate way to be like hey we've fucked multiple times and now it's my time to escape and i'm over it i'm gonna go find new dick thank you for your services

what thank you for the orgasms but it's time for me to find a new wing right no i mean totally if it's boyfriend girlfriend that's obviously if you guys are fuck buddies you do not owe him anything i mean if you don't want to be such a dick i think also the best way to do it is just slowly stop answering like you kind of ghost him then you kind of don't and your responses are just bland as fuck and you always blow off the plan yeah he'll get the hint but i do want to um also address that we acknowledge there are some people that are in like college settings or group settings i get it's a little bit harder if you're fucking with a guy that's like in your friend group because you don't want to ruin a relationship or like split up the group and i think that more so is what we just said

start kind of like waning off and just almost be like yeah like i think everyone's going out tonight we can hang out there and then just don't go home with him and just literally wane off the fucking totally that's what i do but girls if you again if you're done be fucking done just like guys are done yeah i mean guys fucking do it all the time girls can we start ghosting be a goddamn daddy wow this may be one of the only podcasts telling people to ghost but that's okay go um last question how do i tell my boyfriend that he's not good at eating me out oh so first we gotta bring up the cooch gobbler we gotta bring up the cooch gobbler bring up the cooch gobbler is mentioned in episode five yeah if you can have him listen to it with you without his feelings getting hurt

i say go for it this is how you don't get his feelings hurt girls you blame everything on call her daddy so what you're gonna do is you're gonna say holy shit babe i am listening to this podcast and this there are a couple episodes one i have so many things i want to try on you for a blowjob i found this new technique but there is this shit i want want to try on you for a blowjob. I found this new technique. But there is this shit I want you to try on me. I think it's going to be so fucking hot. I'm so horny. I want you to listen to it and let's you try it on me tonight.

Oh my God. Boom. Like a positive reinforcement, like excited. You got to approach everything basically mind fucking them. If you want to tell them something, you bring it positive. You're nice about it. And you're like, this cooch gobbler babe you doing on me i can't even fucking imagine right and then he's gonna be like oh my god my girlfriend's wet over this podcast let me listen

i've only dated guys where they wanted me to tell them what i liked like they wanted me to literally tell them verbatim like what i want to go down i've told you i know but i guess there are guys out there that get their egos bruised i had i had a guy friend that was never really like wanted to go down on girls but that he was just kind of fucking because he said i know i'm great at fucking i know my go-to positions but eating a girl out is something i'm not as confident in and so i kind of stray away from it and i think listen guys have a lot of guys and their egos get bruised so easily especially when it comes to sexual things so girls if you want to tell your guy something you can't be so direct with them because imagine if your dude was like

you fucking suck at giving head like that's not what anyone wants to hear sexual shit because then what happens is the minute he then goes down on you the next time he's insecure thinking oh my god does she think this one sucks be positive just say you want to switch it up and try something and blame it on call her daddy and show them episode five the cooch gobbler combo i mean baby that shit is real and you will be wetter than ever yes guys i think that's it another wednesday down daddy game i I mean, it's December. Oh my gosh. We're getting close to New Year's. There's so many episodes

we have coming up. There's so much content. We can't wait. Thank you guys for listening to this episode. We love you guys. We will see you next Wednesday. Bye daddy game.