Call Her Daddy - 16 - Double Penetration and a Happy New Year

Episode Date: January 2, 2019

The duo is back for 2019 talking double penetration, girls faking nudes, and the BEST Instagram trick for guys to get laid. They also share on masturbating to a friend in the other room and introduce the term “soaking,” something near and dear to Sofia's heart.

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy happy new year daddy gang it's 2019 holy shit i don't know if you knew but it is oh my god I mean happy new year daddy gang again another episode of call her daddy I am actually so happy to be back and in front of a microphone right I can't keep talking to myself no I need no I need you guys I can't either so I would say let's recap our new years's. But we don't remember shit. Yes, there's literally no point. We don't remember anything. Let's talk about, do we have any resolutions?

Go to the gym. Okay. Everyone says that they're going to go to the goddamn gym as their New Year's resolution. I've been saying that for the past like 17 years, I think. But this time, I really mean it oh me too no I'm going no I think it was back in episode one oh my god let's have like a little walk down memory lane for the new year I think it was episode one or two you and I talked about how we had this gym membership and we never were fucking going to the gym Alex you do realize

that we pay for this gym membership every single month. And the last time we went, I think, was early March. And it's now January. Don't tell me that, Sophia. We have not. Don't say that to me. My goal for this year is to go into the gym, look around, see if there's been any renovation since March, go home. Let's see if they got any new equipment and then we bounce the fuck out.

Or we do what we always see people do on the, what is it, the stair stepper. They like hold on to the top of it. All of their weight is like on their arms and their feet are dragging as like the steps go up. That will be me. Okay, so New Year's resolution. Go to the gym more. Have less like mental breakdowns yes you yesterday yesterday i was outside a bar stool and i had a little moment and i may have had like a you know a one loner tear like trickling you had a full-blown

mental breakdown you had snot coming out of your nose. You were crying your eyes out. You guys, I was having a panic attack. Therapy is also one of my New Year's resolutions, but we can get into that later. And someone came up to me because I was wearing, like, a daddy sweater. Yeah. And someone came up to me and they were like, Sophia. And I was like, what?

And they were like, oh, my God. Like, I love you. I love your podcast. And I was like, and they were like oh my god like I love you I love your podcast and I was like I love you too and it was so embarrassing like I feel so bad for that guy he must be terrified dude he's probably like what the fuck is wrong with that girl as you're like licking up your snot it's okay this is a true story I would just want to apologize to that guy I was having the worst day of my life usually I'm like down to chit chat whatever not was yeah wow so I guess we we could quickly recap um Christmas because we didn't get to talk about it on our last episode Christmas was super fun I'm gonna leave my family out of this one just to like let them sleep one extra night this year they don't need to hear me talk about them again on the podcast but you and i did a little gift exchange we did

um alex and i found this website and i like want to post the link and it literally is titled like shady gifts or like gifts to get shady people so naturally sophia and i are sitting in our apartment we're like uh click fuck yeah first of all sophia tell them what you got me because it's brilliant okay it's basically if you're a shady motherfucker these are perfect gifts i got alex a double screen protector for her phone it is like an inch thick and it makes it so that like you cannot see what is happening on that person's phone unless you have like literally special 3d glasses on or something how fucking extra literally i have an extra phone on top of my phone as a screen protector so when people are looking at my phone they're like what the fuck is going on? You need the glasses to look.

Right. It's to the point where you can barely read your own phone because it's so dark. I am going to get away with so much more shit this year. No one, no one can look over your shoulder and try and see any picture, any text, nothing. So then I returned the favor as a great fucking friend. And I got Sophia. then i returned the favor as a great fucking friend and i got sophia sophia has had some issues in the past with um like ex-boyfriends finding shit through her computer like we talk about catching guys with the ipad you're basically a dude guys catch you with your computer so what

i got sophia is a lock for her computer and it's not just any normal lock i got sophia basically a fucking bike lock this thing sophia explain to them how it wraps okay guys you guys we all have a password on our laptop all right enough to make sure that no one gets into it this lock is like a bike lock it's like this thick material that you wrap around your laptop like 50 times and then it locks with like a lock the size of my palm what the fuck like legit a bike lock that you wrap and honestly that's so just you could leave your laptop anywhere anywhere you know like when you're at the airport and you're like i want to run to the restroom but i like don't want to leave my oh no one going to steal a laptop that's fucking security.

Fuck no. Right. We are locked and loaded. Our New Year's resolution is become shadier, cheat more, be sketchier, ruin men's lives. Without getting caught. Boom. Boom. Okay, so.

We're kidding about the cheating, you guys. Come on. It's just a shtick we have. I know. People keep writing in and be like, they condone cheating. Right. Shut up. I also think a lot of girls were writing in this past year and like, my boyfriend never

pays attention to me when he's playing Fortnite. This is what Sophia and I have to say to that. You're going to start the new year off with a goddamn bang. And it's going to include your goddamn vibrator. And obviously you're going to use it on yourself, but I don't mean that. What I mean is girls, obviously the vibrator and you use on yourself, you're going to go in and out of your pussy with that shit. But there's another reason you can use it.

What you're going to do guys is if he's playing Fortnite, he's not paying attention to you. You're going to take your goddamn vibrator. You're going to get the USB cord that you use to charge that shit. And instead of charging it into the wall, you're to stick the usb cord into his goddamn xbox so when he goes to turn on fortnight he can see your pretty pink vibrator chilling getting ready for use okay am i psycho no i condone this so much because how many times have you been in that situation where a guy is completely fucking ignoring oh my god and it's like the eighth hour of fortnight and i'm like how can you play no dude literally the minute he goes to pick up his controller and you're gonna go in you're gonna pick up your

your vibrator and you'll be like you have fun i'm gonna go have fun he's gonna be like and so you just plug it directly into like the console absolutely of the xbox instagram profiles uh we have touched on this shit in the past i really do think this is a topic we could incorporate every single episode yeah because it's like this is how dating is today yeah everyone is on this thing every single minute of the day yep so guys instagram profiles here we go we the way you just said that got me almost so riled up i got excited here we go here we go daddy gang okay daddy gang we have a huge tip like huge seriously pay attention right now we're not we're not talking about that huge tip. We're talking about another one.

All right. Call her daddy. We are demanding that every single guy that listens to this podcast, you must have a highlight reel on your Instagram page and let us explain. Guys are not fucking good with Instagram. No, no. It's obvious. I mean, I'm sorry, but you guys, you don't really post. It doesn't come natural to you, which I get.

Yeah. You're pretty much using your Instagram to slide into a girl's DM, aka find your next victim. And that's fine. And it's absolutely fine. I really wouldn't want a guy to have this, like, aesthetically pleasing profile. Like, totally curated shit. No. No.

Like doing teeth whitening ads. Fuck off. That's fine. What is not fine that Sophia and I both can agree on is that men are not utilizing Instagram stories when they should know goddamn fucking well girls spend 90 of their day scrolling through instagram and looking at these stories all day long so why the fuck are you not posting stories and highlight reels okay so this is where the highlight reel comes in i'm gonna try to break it down for you guys and make it pretty simple because i promise you and I'm not even being dramatic because I'm a girl and I'm saying this has worked I promise you if

you follow this right now it will directly correlate to how much you start getting laid I'm I'm pretty sure every man just ran and grabbed their laptop. Everyone in their car right now just pulled to the side. Everyone's like, okay, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, you are going to either find a video or take a video of yourself. Preferably in the least douchey selfie format. Like, it's going to be selfie format, but obviously don't make it douchey. It can be when you're on vacation. It could be when you're out with your boys at a fucking sporting event.

You could be, if you have an animal if you got a dog a cat a koala it doesn't fucking matter get an animal you like that one like the koala yeah get an animal and you are going to basically be showing yourself off yeah but by doing something right like i don't want you to fucking be laying in bed and like rubbing your abs and shit fuck off so i mean save that for snapchat you so at the end of the day you are going to have a minimum of four videos in a reel on your highlight on your ig page okay guys make it look natural and you may be asking why, why? Yeah. Why would I do this? Yeah. When a girl goes to your Instagram page, Sophia, how many times a day? If I want to show you a guy, what do I do?

I mean, every single time you literally go, I promise he's hotter in person. Every single girl. Every time I hand my phone over to a girl, I preface it with just saying, trust trust me he doesn't look good in pictures he's hot in person every single time every i'm sure all girls can relate oh my god yeah and i don't know if guys know that or not but we are just saying that because you guys have to understand that's fine i'd rather you be better looking in person than in pictures but what we are saying you is you need to have a reel in order for girls to have any idea of what they're about to be fucking around with it's fine to have a creepy instagram but we need a reel so we can see what you're working with four videos max that's totally fine or if you want to do more

that's fine whatever but i promise you if you have an attractive reel ready to go, your DM percentage is going to go way up. Right, and we're showing a different side to the guy than what they're trying to capture in a picture, which is so hard. It's so essential. Listen, guys, you're going to get shit on by your friends probably for having a reel. They're going to be like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, oh, that's dumb.

They're going to joke at you. They're going to banter, whatever. That's fine. Let them do that. Let them laugh while you're while you're getting laid right you focus on getting laid let their dick be dry and yours will be fucking wet as shit so fuck that okay yeah because i mean and i'll just say it again because i really really, I better fucking see when I go to stalk every daddy. If we get onto Instagram and we go look at your profiles, daddy gang, and we don't see a highlight reel. You're done. Done.

You're done. You guys don't realize Alex and I love, love stalking the daddy gang. I'm not even joking. We go home. We like pop a bottle of champagne. I was going to say wine. I'm like, do you pop a bottle of wine? was gonna say why i'm like do you pop a bottle of wine we get out the popcorn and we start scrolling away oh we are one with the daddy gang guys listen it is essential because like i said earlier girls are obsessed with instagram so

fucking let us interact with you let us watch your story let us watch your reel use this shit to your advantage pull us where we essentially spend most of our time why are guys not using instagram better so you guys can do better and we want to help you do better all right guys i think i've gained about 20 pounds since christmas oh that was a good transition i'm like sliding her DMs. Sophia's like, I'm fat as hell. I really am. Okay. It is so unfair that guys get to rock the dad bod. Okay.

Why do girls not get the same luxury? Why can't I be like, oh, I'm rocking the mom bod? I've got the pooch bod. I just had a couple kids and i have a little bit of a pooch and my vagina stretched out and my tits are down to my ankles like why it's not fucking fair no it's not okay i fucking hate it no it's really not fair the thing is is there something more prevalent than the dad bod oh i think bill burr like kind of lightly mentioned this in like his podcast like a while ago. Okay.

But I've been noticing it because it is seriously every other guy in New York has the finance bro bod. The finance bro bod. It is the sport coat bod. It is these guys. The sport coat bot it is these guys sport coat it is these guys who look real fucking good in like their suits okay okay they're rocking the sport coat they look so fucking fly all right they look so hot that hides your body in a way the second they take that sport coat off okay it is like a spongebob square pants situation it is little arms no like little tiny boobies

no it is like hey like i go to equinox once a week but like i fucking brunch and get drunk on the weekends like you do you know what i'm talking about at all i i have seen this with my eyes i didn't know there was a fucking name for it because it's not a dad bod no like it's it is literally a spongebob squarepants looking ass they're like they're the biggest fakers because like they look so hot like in the office you know in the corporate world i was gonna say it's and they also get to wear that all the time. And they're the guys that wear it to the bar. It's like, oh, I just got off work for happy hour.

I swear to God, you can, like, see it in their eyes, though. They, like, start sweating. Like, when they know they're going to hook up with you, they start sweating. Because they're like, I got to unbutton this sport coat. I got to take this off. And they're going to see the real me. It's a real fucking thing. Oh, my God.

Now I'm going to start looking at everyone. Could you, I know this this is gonna upset some girls um do you kind of think that's the equivalent to like girls putting flannels around their waist to hide their ass oh i'm doing that right now i'm doing it right now i'm wearing a hoodie wrapped around my jeans because i'm like my ass is gonna look like a cottage cheese in a garbage bag cottage sheet to the floor do you remember i went to visit this guy and i came back and i know you both and i have done it in the past i don't fuck with the flannels though but whatever no this is a psa to every single girl you need to

stop doing that like seriously just rock whatever you've got over that because the guy was like every single man knows when there is a girl that has that tied around her waist they are insecure about their ass and their body absolutely nothing screams insecurity for a girl more than the fucking flannel the second you have something tied around your waist they're they're like that ass must be fucking horrifying for her for her to feel the need yes there was a fucking video to record me wearing i'm looking at sophia with it right now no but it's like you might as well just rock your flabby or even just literally wear like a longer t-shirt or something like leggings and a bigger t-shirt because it's just that look i didn't even realize that until the guy I was wearing it and he looked at me and he said

take that off right now Alex and I was like no I'm not I'm not even gonna lie I thought I was kind of like getting away with it and then I came home and I was like you know what like I don't even I think guys are kind of curious to see like what's under the sweater like they're like I wish Sophia would show her ass and then you come home and you're like nope they all are like her ass must be horrific legit he was like i know goddamn well what is under there or actually i don't know because i don't but i know i don't want to see it alex i love it literally the day that i'm rocking it i know dude call me out because okay when i first started working here i would do it every day. And then you told me that. And I'm like, you know what?

I'm just going to, I'm going to be me. And I'm going to let my ass be my ass. And like, you can love me. Yeah, you haven't worn it like this in a while. I haven't done this in a while. This wasn't planned. You're bringing up the day that I do it. I'm sorry.

We can move on. Girls are wondering what the hell to do about the makeup situation in the room. Oh. Okay. Yes. to do about the makeup situation in the room. Oh, yes. Girls are like, my makeup is, they look like fucking Captain Jack Sparrow with their mascara running down their face. And like their splotched foundation and it's disgusting. They look terrifying.

Yeah. If you're planning on hanging out with a guy for a little bit, which is, I mean, alarming in itself. Why are you staying there after you fuck? It's like, what are they supposed to do? Do they just rock it and be like, fucking natural beauty, baby? Or do they like hurry run to the bathroom and put a little bit of makeup on? Oh my God.

Because I want to know from guys, like let us know, like, would it freak you out if all of a sudden you wake up and this girl has like a full blown cat eye i know you mean like she goes to the bathroom because she had makeup in her bag and then she runs to the bathroom redoes it and like lays down on the pillow and acting like she woke up like that like but you didn't even look like that last night right i think that could be kind of scary i think this is what we're gonna say put on his fucking hoodie put the hood on have him call you a new bring get the fuck out of there. Guys. Okay, this is the etiquette for men.

For men. Okay, so girls don't have to worry about this problem. Okay. You call her an Uber. You let her pick whatever fucking hoodie she wants. Yes. And you don't make eye contact. Do not.

You keep your head down. Don't fucking dare. You don't look her in the eye. And you just have an Uber waiting for her. Absolutely. But, I mean, it just is weird, the whole makeup thing. One of, like, this guy dated said he was fucking around with this girl who would literally, like, put her face on his chest and not move the entire night. So that her makeup, like, would not smudge at all.

Guys, do you hear what we have to go through i could not do that i couldn't physically fall asleep and make sure that i like wasn't moving my face oh i've done that before you don't really sleep you just hate your fucking life okay men need to be men need to understand we go through a lot for you guys we do also this girl he told me that the morning after he like left his keys in her room and he went upstairs to go grab his keys from her oh no and that she cracked the door open and threw the keys out because she had taken off her makeup already and then slammed the door so he like could not see her without it on i mean the shit guys have to we have to go

through shit the shit guys have to go through guys get full on catfished on a daily basis dude it's okay i mean should we just get into it yeah it's because it's gotten to a point that it's out of control there is one thing to go from social media yep to in person yep and then to go from in person to no makeup yep we are actually catfishing the world one man at a time we are like animals we are turning into like different people and i don't know if guys have any i know guys have an idea because like the whole facetune thing it uh let's talk about that facetuning i think you and i just need to address it because listen sophia and i are not fucking sitting here saying oh i've never

photoshopped a picture and i've never i actually don't have not used facetime facetune because i i don't understand how to use it but i just want to tell every girl out there, we have had people write in and be like, dude, help my goddamn friend. Right. Her face looks like two eyes and a mouth. Her face is a smudge. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. And it is so bad. Girls, it is so bad. If you are using Facetune, I think we need to come up with a system that you have to have a friend approve before you post a picture. From now on out, if you're in the daddy gang, you need to have an honest friend that will say yes or no. It is an epidemic. You see it on Instagram. It's just gotten so out of control.

I was hanging out with this guy, and he was showing me this girl, showing me a bunch of pictures. And he's like, tell me this isn't the hottest girl ever and I was like holy shit like this girl's beautiful yeah he was like this is not her he was like I've seen her in person this is not her she's probably a two in person and I hate judging girls on a scale but like no yeah it's ridiculous when you look like a completely different person than your social media i'm all about hyping yourself up do a little tweak make yourself look beautiful but guys or girls you do understand eventually you're gonna need to meet this guy and he's gonna be like what these girls are living through their social media can we talk about the one instagram girl let's just fucking call her

out this is this is probably really fucked up okay i know okay because we have we have we both have a connection i've seen her in person before and then your guy friend has fucked her before yes guys there is this instagram model she has 1.7 million followers on instagram although her instagram she does look fake as shit she has like a fake butt which is fine which is fine but in person yeah it's terrifying alex you saw her in person oh my god and you were like that is not the girl that i saw on instagram no like she just looks like a glowed up like you know like a lot like plastic i'm like go for it love it fake tits whatever in person right i don't even know how to explain it my guy friend fucked her they had a sleepover and he railed her in the ass he said that the next morning when they woke up and they were like eating breakfast he said it was as if the girl he had

fucked the night before left and like the maid came in to like join him for like eggs benedict he's like who is that he said where'd you go where's amanda said that it was a completely different human being than the night because all of her makeup came off all of her makeup i mean he said just meeting her from her social media she was a different person and then the next morning he was it's a catfish situation. It is. And listen, okay, oh, fuck, this is such a hard topic because we have, you and I have absolutely fixed our pictures. Are you kidding me? Absolutely. Gotta get that bread, baby.

In terms of being fake and, like, lip injections and all this shit, I plan on getting a few things. Oh, one day we're getting in and Botox to the face. Absolutely. But it's not about getting the work done. It's about the face absolutely but it's not about getting the work done it's about the face tune dude if you okay this is also just a quick disclaimer for men because i know this doesn't relate to as much if you are a guy yeah and you are fucking fixing your teeth oh my god to be whiter in your instagram pictures you will not be getting men are not allowed to have facetune or photoshop or anything no

nope i if i catch a guy doing that i'm like holy shit while we're on the topic of uh catfishing i we're gonna break some men's hearts right now and girls we're not trying to expose you but we have to we've got to do it and i've done it before myself nudes yeah now what does nudes have to do with catfishing you may ask boys every girl at one point i mean there are some girls that probably haven't girls are photoshopping their nudes now yeah nothing is real not our producer just slammed his uh his headphones down he's like fuck not one thing you are receiving from a girl is real anymore no it is it's shocking it is shocking guys the tits the ass they're tightened bigger made small everything is being cinched and when they're sending you

nudes to your iphone you can best believe there was some touch-ups done. Absolutely. Like, I texted male ex this morning because I was like, for research purposes, I'm like, hey, like, have you ever noticed any of the girls that have sent you nudes that they, like, photoshopped them? And he's like, no, never. And I'm like, well, you're wrong because you've sent me all of your nudes that you've gotten and almost every single girl, the mirror in the background is, like, bent in because she cinched her waist. It's sad.

Right. That's the thing is that, like, guys can't tell. That's the thing't tell they have no idea that's why nudes low-key were fucking fix that shit no we could have just let them live in la la land i know it's like the same thing as faking orgasms no girls keep doing it because low-key guys won't even notice yeah but this is also another thing because we had a guy in the office actually at barstool um came up to us and was like yo like my boy like couldn't believe that this girl sent him a nude in snapchat yeah but she did it where if you go to their chat it's in there indefinitely right now to to break it down for you guys for for a picture to stay indefinitely in your snapchat messages it's because it was uploaded from the camera roll.

You can't keep a Snapchat that's just Snapchatted on Snapchat. It needs to be she uploaded a picture from the camera roll. Now, every guy is like, holy shit. Now, every time that that guy goes to their chat, the nude is there forever. So he's like, holy shit, this girl's ballsy. Like, she was willing to keep that nude in my conversation no no no sweetie she did that because she edited the shit out of her body pretending because we

all know guys are dumb as shit like that guy said he genuinely believes that she's like i want him to have it forever so every time he comes into the conversation he thinks of me and sees that nude right no every single thing is just fake now it is so like guys are screaming right now they are and i'm so sorry the i we just have to touch on it the fucking filter with like the oh let's talk about that ears and like the we're going in right now and the hearts revolve like it's cute like i'll even do it everyone's i'm like i look like a fucking golem crawled out of an ass throw that filter on i need to like throw this on whatever that's fine if every single one of your pictures has that it's so bad dude you guys just need to stop that's what

the guy i was talking to um was like i at this point in my life am terrified of women because i don't know what the fuck i'm going to be procreating with. If I see a woman and I think she's cute, what if I splash water all over her or I take the filter off her and I see it? Literally. Yeah. So I think, girls, if we can give you any bit of, and listen, we are not fucking shitting on you. No. Oh, my God.

I have definitely touched up my shit. Dude, think about that picture we were working with a couple months back. Oh my God. I had this picture where my body looked fire. Fire. She looked like a fucking goddess. My face, I looked like I was constipated. Like it was terrifying.

I approached Alex and I'm like, I need to show my body. Like I need to show this picture. I need to pour myself out here, Alex. Right. I need the light. And I was like, how do I just take my face from another picture and put it on to this body?

Yeah, so Sophia was literally suggesting, can we somehow Photoshop one of my other pictures' faces onto this? Right. I said, no, no, no, we're fine. I literally ended up Photoshopping sunglasses onto her head and we threw that joke on Instagram.

It's my body, you guys. It's my face, but there are fake sunglasses that I'm wearing. and they're tinted as fuck dude end of the day call her daddy one we support the shit girls keep fucking photoshopping shit but you gotta have a friend that you can kind of get an in-between with the face tune some girls love you girlfriends but you just gotta reel it in a little bit and then we're good. Keep doing the smoothing of the skin. We got you. Totally.

But you got to stop doing every Snapchat as a Snapchat filter. Guys, don't think 24-7 the fucking dog filter is cute. It annoys the shit out of them, honestly. Just be a little bit more authentic. Like, I don't fucking look like Adriana Lima. I wish I did, but I don't and I'm not going to Photoshop all my pictures. Well, thankfully you fuck better than Adriana Lima, though. Hashtag other episode. What episode did we call I did but I don't and I'm not gonna photoshop all my pictures well better than Adriana Lima though hashtag other episode what episode do we call her I don't know

moving on but I don't look like her so I'm not gonna spend hours making myself look like her no no don't try to do that it'll never happen I'm just kidding I love you okay let's let's get into our a little story time okay uh this was kind of brought up randomly but you and i were talking about well because we talked about masturbating the week before we left for a break and you had mentioned you had like a story or a topic you wanted to talk about so sophia you have the floor baby i was hooking up with this guy who's now my ex-boyfriend yes and we kept hearing noises outside of the bedroom he went to open the door his friend was like super fucked up but had his pants around his ankles dick out lotion and was like masturbating outside of the door listening to us okay

that was one incident that was one incident there was another incident okay with this same guy we were hooking up and his roommate like the next day was like hey like i heard you guys like i got like a great like fucking like jacking off session to it okay that's two guys that have confessed well one didn't confess yeah you open the door and you're like oh dick out was the confession the other one just straight upset it what the fuck yeah so is this a thing this is a thing this is a total actually okay yeah i'm i we made a joke about it i said like oh when i hear alex like i'll grab lube and go to town i've never fucking done that you guys i like turn the tv up if i hear you i'm like oh do your thing girl but i'm not about to pull out my vibrator and go

to town no i think this is a thing with guys this is reminding me okay so i remember i don't have to get into the whole story but basically milf Milt Hunter was DPing this girl with his friend. Casual. Casual. He did say, well, actually, we could help guys out to how to, like, get a threesome or a DP. He said he had this girl that was, like, really slutty, down for a lot. He was, like, there were so many times, like, I would text my group chat being, like what what else should I ask this girl to do like she would send me her dildo going in and out of her and then she'd take it out and film herself like deep throating it and then putting it in her ass licking her yes okay her comment deep throat

into her mouth beautiful stuff you know creative yeah yeah so he was like so I knew that there was a huge opportunity for me to have a DP for that with this girl if you guys again don't know the opportunities were endless with this one and if you guys again don't know what a dp is double penetration in the in the button in well we don't could be the mouth we don't i mean i think it really does have to be the butt and the v whatever or two in the v or two in the butt two in the feet people you know what we got talk about on another episode so he's like all right i texted this girl and i said like hey what are you doing tonight she's like fucking you and she was like he was like well i'm hanging out fucking you here we go uh and then and then he was like well my boy's coming over and let's say his name is josh i don't know fucking random name all right he's like well if you want to come over you need i want to know

make sure you're down to have fun with me and in all caps josh and she was like absolutely yes what a wingman and what a woman what a woman what a woman yeah and he was like, absolutely, yes. What a wingman. And what a woman. What a woman. What a woman. And he was like, are you sure? Because I'm not going to have Josh over. And then you only pay attention to me and give to me. And she was like, absolutely, I'm on my way. My mouth, my jaw is jawed. She's like, here we go.

Okay. My holes are ready. So she comes over. They're in the room, hanging out, whatever. They're drinking, taking taking shots having fun the next thing you know milf hunter gets up and just turns off the lights okay she sits down in the chair tells her to come over this girl obviously knows what she's doing she gets down takes his dick out it's soft and literally sucks it hard i love the way i described it i'm loving this story oh you look excited so she sucks it hard and then finally um he keeps trying to motion to josh like because

it's dark he can't and he's like snapping he's trying to get his attention josh doesn't know when to come in because i don't think josh has ever done this okay so milF Hunter gets on his goddamn fucking phone and texts him and goes, take out your dick and put it in her fucking pussy. So, his friend Josh comes on over, takes his pants off, and just starts railing this bitch from behind while she's down on his dick. Okay. So, this is like, this is not the point of the story. Just to clarify.

I mean, guys, that is child's play. Let's get into the story now, please. Okay. So, they're all, they're fucking, they're switching positions. Just to clarify. I mean, guys, that is child's play. Let's get into the story now, please. So they're all, they're fucking, they're switching positions. And all of a sudden, their phones are blowing up. It's like, what the fuck is going on? What's happening? Whatever.

Okay. Finally, male ex. I also love how he just casually always just has his phone mid-fuck. It's like, okay, what the fuck is going on he checks his phone and their buddy is texting them in all caps saying i'm ready i'm ready tag me in tag totally in classic he is outside with his pants down yeah jacking off to porn on his phone asking if she can take more and if she's ready for more and if one of them is about to finish so he can tag in yeah and get in her in her mouth right i what that makes so much sense

as to why the guy was standing outside of the room masturbating when me and like my boyfriend were who do you think he wanted to join in absolutely i think that's exactly tag me in no i think that's exactly what it was like i think he was like waiting for that like who knew in seventh grade tag was gonna have a very different form of meeting when we play soccer and you're like hey you slap each other's hand and literally get on the field so i guess i guess what male x said he did was he was like do you want more like do you want more and he said at this point this girl had been taking it for so long mascara Mascara was on the hardwood floor. Like this girl was taking deep throats to the back of the fucking throat, guzzling both

men's cum. And she literally looks up at him with dick in her mouth. And she was like, yes. So the fucking other roommate gets in after male ex comes and he sits down and starts getting his dick sucked. Okay. Okay. This is a normal girl.

Okay. So there's two guys they're doing a dp yeah one of them leaves tags his friend in and his friend has already been like masturbating right so he's hard he's ready to go and he's ready to get to town i it's really thank you for sharing that story i it's you're welcome it's like fucking 9 a.m i can't wait to finish my coffee but honestly i don't know why but guys i guess are turned on by listening to other people in the next room not all guys yeah i producers looking at me like hey i'm not i'm not a fucking creep but like no i i also think it's confusing because we want to say listen i'm not saying we're prudes like Like if you're having a threesome with another girl, you're into it.

But I just don't, I can't see myself in my bed touching myself while you're getting fucked. You know what I mean? Totally. Which I'm sure girls have done. But guys like to stand outside the door and be ready to like literally come all over the door if they don't tag you in it. Right. But I mean like my ex-boyfriend's roommate, he had no plans on coming in.

He was just like, he was just feeling it all. I don't know. Guys, can you please write into us? I don't know if that's if it's a turn on or what I would. Yeah, I would love to know, guys. Write into the website and let us know if you've ever jacked off while your boy is getting fucked. Or were you doing it because you were hoping to God that you got tagged in? Let's get into questions yes the beautiful realm of questions oh this is a good one i was sexting my boyfriend the other day during class later during class i was presenting via airplay the whole class could see my screen and the text started popping up as he replied some dirty stuff the whole class saw it as well as my professor

at first i was super embarrassed mortified wanted to die but after thinking about it if i had been someone else i would have been like damn girl get it i guess i just have to embrace it dude that that is my worst fear yes i remember every single time i was in school having to do a presentation i was like i gotta delete every single thing on my desktop yes I gotta like nudes on your desktop or like your history or anything or if you're showing anyone your goddamn computer like sometimes I'll be like dad can you help me and meanwhile this guy's like I want to fucking suck your clit off I'm like dad or like sometimes I'll be like oh my god like let me show you something I pull up the internet on my phone it's like porn hug and I'm like that? How'd that get there? Right.

Okay, next. Don't you guys hate when guys push your head down when you're giving head? I'm surprised you guys didn't talk about it on the blowjob episode. We're sorry. I literally yell at guys to stop. This is what I think. Oh, this is hard. I mean, Alex is like fucking, yes, yes, let no okay keep going but honestly if it's in the early stages of the relationship if a guy does that to me I get pretty pissed off yeah I

I just think it's all about the vibe girls there we all have a different limit and I think if he's doing that my move would be pull off of his dick and slap him. No, no. Well, you could do that too. Punch him in the head. You always just result in punching. That might be kind of hot. Actually, you could turn it into something really hot.

You could look up at him and say, don't touch me until I tell you to. And then you go back down and make eye contact. And then you put your hands behind your back and look at him while you're sucking his dick with no hands. So he backs off, you back off, and now it's just your mouth. And what's that mouth do? I've said this a million times. I really wish I had a penis because I need you to just show me. You want the Cooper special.

I have one. Someone DM'd us this. Okay. This one of my girlfriends, she's a super hot blonde. She uses him. She matched with this guy they made plans to hang out on monday night and all monday goes by and she doesn't hear from him so like the boss says bitch she is she doesn't text him she waits for him to reach out he never

reaches out the next morning on tuesday she woke up to a text not a snapchat a text video of him fucking another girl from behind raw she responded what the fuck and he read it and didn't respond what the fuck do you guys make of this do you want do you think it was on accident did he think he was sending it to the other girl what do you guys think absolutely if they were both blonde it was totally an accident yeah because what really what would be the point what's the motive there's one thing if you guys had been fucking around and he was basically trying to piss you off you hadn't even hung out with the dude yet he doesn't even know you i bet you were in his phone as blonde number two from hinge and she was blonde number one and

he got the numbers maybe if he was like drunk with his friends and just sent it as like a joke but i think it's it's if you haven't hung out yet there's i personally think there's no other reason other than he fucked up there's no art there's because at the end of the day, he hasn't fucked you yet. He still probably. I mean, I mean, the contacts in his phone are probably like hinge girl one. Exactly. Yeah. That's what I think.

That's did you not hear me? You never fucking hear me. You just like sometimes I can't hear every single fucking thing. Okay. Blackie me out. All right. Bring us another one. All right.

This question. Okay. Relates to me specifically this guy went to byu which in utah is pretty much the college you go to if you're lds mormon mormon what does lds stand for latter-day saints okay okay so this girl lives in utah she was fucking around with this mormon guy he went on a mission which is fine she said they went on a couple of dates they were hooking up they got butt ass naked and they were about to have sex and he refused to put the P in the V so after a couple minutes doing this awkward little

dance trying to get it in she stopped and she was like okay what's going on he wouldn't make eye contact and he just kind of held me there the entire time his cock was in between my lips and he was just casually rubbing it everywhere but inside okay after about 0.5 seconds i got up yelled at him and left i addressed this in a blog that i wrote a while ago this is a real fucking thing okay i don't even know what to say it's hot dog in a bun it's literally you don't put your dick inside her vagina you just rub it on the outside of her vagina and like these people are like convincing themselves that it's okay because it's like not penetration oh because they're not allowed to have sex yes holy fuck they're so repressed they're

they're literally doing that like this guy like it's just so crazy to me like the loopholes that people go through so he is literally rubbing his dick just on the outside of her vagina and like he thinks that feels good well not even that but like he thinks that that's okay for some reason but going inside can you fucking imagine being that girl be like yeah you can go in now right get the fuck in now what the fuck where is it he's like no i'm good right outside like i'm not good no it's just i i brought it up because a lot of people are um interested to know more about like the mormon culture and in utah it's really crazy and the shit they do i mean

you guys have heard about soaking when you just stick it in and you sit there, you just don't hump. There's just, I. Soaking? Yeah. Hot dog in a, I'm screaming in my mind right now. I'm like, what would I do? It's really crazy. Well, that is crazy though because I feel like there are some people that are uneducated

on that topic. If a guy was doing that to me, I would reach down there and shove it in. I'm like, do you need help? And then he would start bawling his eyes and be like take me to the priesthood so anyways i can talk more about in a different episode if you guys are interested in that let us know it's kind of crazy i would love to know more i never ask you about that yeah i'm gonna pick your brain amongst other things all right guys again happy new year this year the daddy gang yeah is gonna grow yep we are gonna have i we are planning at some point we want to do meetups and have a fucking huge daddy party

a fucking fucking fun rager i want to hang out with everyone and just gonna be so good i was thinking about it i think we gotta start like a facebook group or something where like all of us can just be on there to talk. Because at the end of the day, we should low key start a Call Her Daddy dating app so everyone that's a daddy can just start fucking. Wait, we really should. We need to like create a forum where we can just all talk to each other.

Let us know if you guys actually think that's a good idea. We haven't thought about it yet. I just, I'm a fucking brilliant mastermind. I mean, she's just a genius and I'm just riding the coattails, you guys, but it's fine with me. But if you guys would be down, because I feel like guys want to fuck the voodoo clam and girls want to you know get the goddamn cooch gobbler so let us know guys we love you so much happy fucking new year i hope you're all off to a great start this year yeah i'm still drunk from years

i love you guys so much yes we will see you next Wednesday I can't wait love you daddy gang