Call Her Daddy - 17 - Daddy Girls’ Arrested and Kinky Fetishes

Episode Date: January 9, 2019

Sofia gives us crazy new details surrounding her arrest and the girls discuss the genitalia of the men in their office. They also get into some bizarre fetishes while outing their foot fetish stalker. They implement a new rule for Facetune, Instagram stories, and pictures with your ex. 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy five six seven eight we are back in the studio daddy gang fathers sons this is your founding father i love that one yeah it's your founding fathers. I love that one. Yeah. It's your founding fathers. Back at it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy. Before we get into it. I'm so excited. They thought we could never. They thought that it was too raunchy.

They thought it was too sexual. They thought our podcast was too explicit. Too ever. We could never land a goddamn sponsor but here we are baby we made it today telling you holy shit guys we got a sponsor and again we just want to reiterate we would that was not english we want to reiterate we would never endorse something that we don't fully support you sound great sophia's sick the fact that that was the first thing that you had to bring up this whole morning we woke up and Sophia's like how am I gonna get through the

podcast like I sound so bad but I think you low-key love it you're like I sound like a Scarlett Johansson right like a little raspy voice I think it's kind of sexy but I think you're giving yourself too much credit um when you have a cold, it's hard. It's like really hard to suck dick. Okay. I thought you were going to say it's hard to breathe, hard to hear, hard to get through your day. You're like hard to suck a dick. Well, I would equivalent. Can I speak English today?

What's the word? I would equate having a cold and sucking dick to, if you have like- Cotton mouth. Cotton mouth. Yeah. You read my mind. I just read you so well. Little stoner. Don't you agree?

I mean- No. Okay. This is the thing. When you have a cold and you're trying to suck dick, it's like you can't really breathe. So you have to try to breathe out of your mouth. Right. But you can't because there's a dick down there.

Yeah. Do you have any tricks, tips or tricks? Oh, I would try just to really hawk on the dick almost. Honestly though, does a guy want you sucking his dick if you have a cold? A guy will literally. Are you kidding me, Sophia? He will literally have you suck his dick no matter what I know no matter what you're like foaming at the mouth mid-sentence yeah you

guys so I was on straight vacay mode I know the line you're trying to say so just say it guys I went from vacay mode to straight sicko mode I fucking fucking hate you. She has been waiting to say that line literally since last night. Sophia's like, how genius. I'm like, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever said. It's fine. Sophia and I have this thing. I think we've talked about it on a past episode. You and I literally size up any guy.

Any guy. It doesn't matter who. The mailman. The man making our sandwich. I know the size of every single guy's dick in this office. And I've never seen it with my own two eyes. But I know. You know.

Every single person. Every single man that Sophia and I see, whether we're attracted to them or we're not. No. We are always like, okay, he has a huge wiener. The other day I was like, that guy has a swinging pendulum in between his legs. I want to die. I called it that. Or we're like baby carrot versus swinging pendulum.

Which one is it? And then we always, or there's like a guy in the middle, but we size up every guy. So every guy in the barstool office, is that sexual harassment if we say that we've talked about every single one of your dicks? Maybe we should have our producer cut that out. Or you know what? Maybe we shouldn't. But not.

But I literally did it the other day like i was at the resort mar del cabo shout out they're not paying me for this it was amazing in mexico and the guy that was like cleaning our room i i thought i'm like so used to being with you all the time i like said it to my mom and my mom was like what the fuck is wrong with you I was like mom he's huge like please leave me alone okay so I guess we can get into this episode but before we start first of all um if you are new listening to call her daddy Sophia and I were thinking about this the other day our podcast is kind of interesting that you really should start from episode one yeah and then listen on like in chronological order. Right.

And I also think that we hit so many freaking topics in just one episode. Like sometimes you guys will write in questions and we're like, that's a great question. We actually like answer that in a previous episode. For sure. So if you guys are new, literally click out of this and go and listen to episode one and then on because we start to use lingo throughout that will make sense if you've heard right like when people are like oh my god what do i do about you know if i queef i'm like oh baby girl episode 10 episode 10 we tell you what to do

if you queef and how to make it hot so yes all right i want to do a drum roll oh shit sofia is about give it to me okay you guys may be aware because if you type my name into google one of the first things that shows up is my mugshot and I'm not proud of it dude before you go on you with your mugshot Sophia thinks she looks fucking gross in her mugshot I was terrifying it was like 12 hours after my arrest. No, let me say this. For a mugshot, you actually look pretty fucking hot. No, I don't. Dude. I will never believe you.

I look at that picture and I cringe. You guys tried to get it taken down. I begged our lawyer for three hours. I was like, who do I have to pay to get it taken down? And there were these guys that were throwing the mugshots up. And now they're both in jail. But they were letting people pay them. And then they would take the mugshots down. And you were both in jail but they were letting people pay them and then they would take the mugshots down and you were really like making a business i'm like

how do i get a hold of someone in prison because i'm sending him a thousand dollar check but i was like you look hot okay i really don't but whatever what episode do you talk about the arrest episode six okay it's a pretty crazy story yes just what i talked about yeah there are layers to this shit people and it wasn't like the drunk tank that you guys are assuming it was full-on jail i had to wear the orange jumpsuit i had to bend over and cough i it was i had to turn some people on sophia calm down it was like a full jail experience okay so what happened over break all right I was talking to my friend and he reminded me of a huge plot line in that story when I was arrested I went home after you know a day or two in jail that sounds so crazy like

an actual degenerate like our boss is gonna hear this episode and be like who the fuck okay a convict on our hands okay keep going i get home and my phone is blowing up and everyone is like what the hell like why were you arrested and i just like i didn't really realize like so many people knew i just like brushed it off and I was like maybe like they just heard from word of mouth I don't know I walk into work and my mugshot has been printed 50 times and my mugshot was plastered all over the office all over wait like as a joke like they thought it was the most hilarious thing I opened up my desk drawer and my mugshot was in there. Like it was everywhere. People thought it was like hilarious.

Wait, wait, wait. How the fuck did they get that? I was like, what the hell? Like who, like how did this happen? This is the thing, you guys. Have you heard of Busted Magazine? No. I don't know if this was a Utah thing or what.

Busted Magazine was this like super cheap. It like cost a dollar, just newspaper that was printed every week. And it would have everyone that had been arrested the week prior in it. It would have their mugshot and then what they were in there for. And it was like so fucked up to the point like there were games in there where you would like match someone to like what crime they did wait what i'm not even kidding and now it's how is that legal now it's illegal because like think about it there are people that are are that are arrested that are really innocent and you are innocent until proven guilty and you were in it i was the front page my picture took up the entire

front page and if you guys want i will just find it in my soul to post it this is the first time i'm hearing this guys i'm what i have a picture of it the magazine was my face blown up and then there were like maybe six other people with little teeny tiny mugshot pictures around mine you were on a magazine cover it was like the equivalent of cover girl but busted wait what the fuck happened is like and it is at every 7-eleven every maverick every gas station and it's sitting there just on like the the place like the register and you're it's your face and so people like i remember this guy named kevin worked with and, like, this other person I went to school with, they were like, what the hell did you do? Yeah, what?

And they were like, I saw you on this magazine. I'm like, what do you mean, what did I do? Because if you listen to episode six, you guys, this was all over an underage drinking ticket, which is insane. Right. Meanwhile, you look like America's Most Wanted on the fucking cover of a magazine. Yes. You guys, this is what took it up another notch as if it wasn't crazy enough already they wrote underneath my mugshot that i was in jail for

forgery wait what for forgery and i was like what in the hell and it was because i had a fake id that had my name, Sophia Franklin and my picture, but it like lied about my age saying I was 21. So like all these people are like, Sophia, like, are you like forging checks?

Like what happened to you? Oh my God. And you're like, I got an underage. I like, I was drinking, trying to get into a bar. Meanwhile, it literally looks like you are conning the United States. Yes, it was the craziest thing.

Like people thought I was a full on criminal. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. So guys, I'm going to try to find this picture. It's really out of control. I cannot believe you were on the front cover of a magazine. The front cover blown up. And it was like, dude, all of my friends went and bought every single copy they could get their hands on.

And like I wasn't able to like live it down for like weeks. Do you think that if we put that magazine cover on a t-shirt and sold it for merch would it be our highest seller yes yes i would wear that i want i want a pillowcase of that i want a banner it's so ridiculous as i wanted to draw zero attention to the mugshot and here i fucking am i know dude that's i know but it is kind of cool that people can just google it and look at it it's really this shit is real okay so that's sophia's arrest story that is so beautiful yeah i appreciate you for sharing this thank you alex i'm making you a lot of money bitch just kidding okay so i went on my trip right i took some pictures yes beautiful hot pics thank you yours Thank you. Yours as well. Yours as well. Thank you.

And I threw them up on my Instagram. And I came home and I was chilling with Alex. And she brought up the page. The page. Alex, what is the page? You know, guys, someone out there, I don't know if it's a man or a woman. They made an Instagram page. Yeah.

And it is, I'm not going to actually say the name. No, don't know if it's a man or a woman. They made an Instagram page. Yeah. And it is, I'm not going to actually say the name. No, don't. Yeah, I don't want to give publicity. But they made an Instagram page of Sophia and my feet. Like, what the fuck? And it's just zoomed in of our feet. Right, right. That's it.

I come home, I'm like sitting on the couch. And Alex was like, oh yeah like um the foot page was updated and like your feet are on there and I was like excuse me yeah I'm like oh did you see the new pets did you see no you know what when that page was first created my fucking brother said that he messaged the person in charge of the foot page and was like I'm gonna get like pictures of sophia's feet when she's not looking and send it to you for money my my own brother my own blood your own blood is literally like we solicit nudes he's soliciting feet pics for money he's a fucking

hustler that's low-key genius why have we still not sold our feet pictures I don't know you know what Alex I just the foot fetish thing like have you ever like encountered that firsthand okay so this is actually a great topic we've had so many people ask us about foot fetishes so when I was a young thug imagine I just spit out my water what i know i saw you drinking okay um when i was please don't ever say those three words again when i was young and getting it um my freshman year of high school little baby alex and i started dating this guy he was a senior he kind of scared the shit out of me because i knew he was way more advanced than me. I had never had sex yet. I was like so innocent. I played soccer. I would have games.

And he would text me after and be like, hey, like joking, asking me to send him pictures of my feet. Which like in my soccer days, guys, like your feet were gross. Right. Your feet were cute. Like you're wearing like super tight cleats. Right. And like you can get like blisters and like your feet are fucked up and so he would ask me for pictures of my feet okay but that's the thing is that guys with a foot fetish that's what they fucking love like they want them

sweaty and gross sweaty gross dirty smelly like i think that's part of the like isn't that so fucking crazy because when i was younger and i would initially think of that i would be like holy shit i feel like guys that have foot fetishes would want, like, the feet to be, like, perfect. Right. Do you know what I mean? But I guess not. Okay, but then don't they also love, like, when you get a fresh pedicure? So maybe there are different kind of foot fetish guys.

We need to find some. Actually, don't fucking say that. That page is going to come out as harder than they ever have. So I guess we don't fucking say that that page is gonna come out as harder than they ever have so i guess we don't know like i guess maybe some foot fetish guys are so into like the nasty sweaty so did you send him the pictures or no so i never sent them and then we went to hook up and i'm like oh like maybe he's going to finger me like maybe it's gonna go down like maybe this is the time yeah so he starts going down and like oh

wait maybe he's gonna eat me out and then he just keeps going south and then south and then south and he gets to my toes and he took off my fucking socks oh my god and like i was like the equivalent of taking off underwear he's like he slipped off my panties he slipped off my socks and at that moment i like freaked out i was so immature at the time i was like i can't and i just like got up i'm like oh my god i forgot i had class and I ran out oh what the fuck okay have you ever had someone suck your toesies you know what I remember I was hooking up with this guy and he would love to start off by like licking my toes and like he would put like my entire big toe into his mouth which I have a tiny big toe but okay I'm getting descriptive about the feet Sophia do not do not

describe your feet ever on this fucking podcast because every guy just whipped their wiener out put those chubs away right now but every guy just got hard yeah he would like lick and like I mean it's not my thing but do you think it would be a deal breaker for you hmm well okay let's say you have the full package man and he has a foot fetish let's say let's say brad pitt wants to fuck alex cooper so that's that would absolutely happen and so and then like what if he had a foot fetish i feel like i feel like it's not a deal breaker i don't want so either there are much worse fetishes in the world um the shit fetish oh my god you were telling me about a story and i did

not believe i know you were trying to tell okay here we go so i saw this on the internet so there was a girl she met this guy on tinder and they he invited her over to his house to like cook her a meal so they have the meal and afterward she's like all of a sudden i was overcome with an explosion inside me like i needed to let it out and she's like i needed to literally shit my pants so she was like um i need to use your bathroom and immediately he was like oh on. Let me go freshen up my bathroom. Which, what? What guy? He probably had like pubes all over the toilet and had to like brush them off.

Yeah, but like what guy actually gives a shit? So she's like, okay. So she's waiting. She's waiting and he's still in the bathroom. Oh my God. And she's like, I'm clenching my butthole. She shit herself. She shit herself.

Oh my God. Like literally explosion. and so she exploded and so he comes out and she's just sitting there and she's like i i'm so sorry like i literally just and he she said that he was so calm and he was like don't worry please like do not even feel embarrassed like it's fine like i will give you an extra set of clothes you can take a shower like you're good i have like a plastic bag you can put your clothes in so like okay that's like pretty chill of a guy like wow but i mean if i was the girl i would run i would be gone so she goes and she showers and she puts on his clothes and she like opens the door and he is holding her pants

and literally smelling and wiping her shit all over his face and she was like what the fuck is going on and he ended up telling her like being honest and was like i have this huge fetish of like when girls poop and i um i put laxatives no your food and he knew it was gonna happen that's why he went and he closed himself in the bathroom so she couldn't shit what the fuck dude wait that's first of all like rapey that's like putting a roofie in there that's really really scary but also like i just we're and we're not i just have to say we're not shitting we're not shitting on anyone's fetishes. Oh, it's a good day.

I was about to say, we're not talking shit. Okay, what's not shit? We're not talking badly. We're not judging anyone that's into it. But I really can't wrap my brain around that because I know it's a thing. And I think it's more common than we think it is. Well, okay, before we get more into that, what would you even do in that? First of all that girl i would home girl you make up the biggest lie and you get the fuck out of there

like you leave the fact that she just sat there and shit herself honestly i would either run or if he was like i need to freshen up the bathroom i'd be like no you fucking don't no you don't move to the skull get the fuck out of my way that story that i've like seen it like went viral and a girl dropped the kids off. She dropped one kid off. At the pool. At the pool. One little poop.

One little log in the toilet. And the toilet wouldn't flush. Would you leave it in there or pick it up, wrap it in toilet paper, and put it in your purse like she did? What do you think I would do? That shit is going in my Tory Burch purse and we are booking it out of there i think that i would pick it up with toilet paper wrap it up and put it in my purse which is like so what else do you do and i think i really think the normal thing she would be to leave it in there i think a lot of girls would pick it up absolutely but then it would start to smell okay

yeah no we gotta get off this topic. Guys are like, stop. Okay, I know last night you had mentioned... Blumpkins. Yes. How do you feel about Blumpkins, Sophia? How many Blumpkins have you given in your life? Let's go. I just remember being in high school and doing them all the time.

No, I'm just kidding. I just remember being in high school and calling your friend a time. No, I'm just kidding. I just remember being in high school and like calling your friend a blumpkin and like it was the funniest term. Yeah, because you're immature. It is a thing. I mean, not much has changed. Like I'm still immature. Not the blumpkin thing. I'm still immature. But imagine if you guys don't know what

a blumpkin is. A guy is going to the bathroom, number two, and you are giving him a blowjob during. Yeah. What if, Alex, please picture this. You're doing it, and he, like, a log falls down, and, like, water splashes onto your face while you're doing it.

Dude, extra lube. Everything on Call of Duty is just extra lube. Literally, your tears, extra lubeube your throw up if you throw up on his dick extra lube toilet water extra lube no i mean i have never in my life given one i don't think that's something i aspire to do um i don't know maybe there what is it about guys that like that i guess the sensation like i don't know yeah is that one a deal breaker that's that's a deal breaker for me okay i'm not into that shit um what about the tickle fetish okay i brought this up to alex i had no fucking idea yeah and it's like pretty common

we were just like watching previews and then this documentary preview came on and it was literally these teenage boys were like being told they would get paid like two thousand dollars or get a car to just film these segments where they would hold each other down or like chain some chain each other up and then just like tickle them okay that's like kind of creepy it is but it's it is totally a thing like this it's a tickle fet. It's usually someone's restrained and someone's on top of them tickling them. And then, like, people watch it as porn and, like, get off to it. I think so. That is so crazy. Yeah, the documentary is called Tickled.

Just watch the preview and you guys will be like, what in the hell is happening? Well, because I had never heard of it. Alex, you know what? She's trying to pretend that this hasn't happened to her, but I've seen it firsthand. Oh, you held me down and tickled me? What? In my sleep? It's like when girls go get a pedicure.

You've never heard, like, girls will go get a pedicure, and you know when they have to do the bottom of your feet, and it's so ticklish, and you're freaking out. Right. They're, like, scrubbing the bottom of your foot. And I've seen Alex, and I've seen her have an orgasm, but I just never seen it. Oh, really? Oh, you've seen me. Like, my panties get super every time

every time i go get my nails done my toes and i'm just orgasming yeah but have you ever heard like girls can have orgasms by the sensation of the bottom of their feet being tickled no okay but maybe you know something and you've experienced something I don't. Yeah. So, guys, if you can't get your woman off with the cooch gobbler, again, that's another past episode. Throw in a tickle on the bottom of her foot. Yeah. During.

If you can eat her out while also tickling the bottom of her feet. What if you have her raise up a leg, one hand is tickling the bottom and one hand is eating her out. Dude. Wait. Are we on to something? I kind of want to try that and I'm not even joking. Let's try it tonight. Okay. So, that's the tickle fetish. Okay. This is going to be the last fetish, but we have to something? I kind of want to try that and I'm not even joking. Let's try it tonight.

Okay, so that's the tickle fetish. Okay, this is going to be the last fetish, but we have to talk about it. Okay. There's just no way we can't. It kind of freaks me out. I don't know. I swear like I was watching a series where they were like showcasing fetishes because I brought all this shit up to you and you're like, what are you talking about?

Yeah, Sophia knows all these fetishes. I'm like, is this what you're into? Each of these. No. You love getting shit on your chest. Don't lie to me. Dubai is my second home. Okay, but for real, it's adults dressing up as babies.

Oh. There is a place in London that you can go. They have like adult diapers. They have like a crib you got to sleep in. They have a high chair you gotta eat in and i was reading the article and it said for 25 you get a diaper change oh like a bargain what a bargain a messy change it's a messy change for 25 everyone head to london today no but really adults like to do this they dress up as babies i heard it's usually more men than

women and they like act like a baby like they regress back into like being a baby they'll like talk like goo goo gaga whatever i think now the foot fetishes are sounding really fucking good to me i could never have like a rugrats tommy pickles looking ass coming at me with a fucking hard dick but he's wearing a goddamn diaper and he just hopped off his high chair yeah fuck no that's i think that's a deal breaker for me that would terrify me a little bit no alex i will really research this adult baby situation we'll let you know it is quite funny like when we're at barstool people will be like doing research for their jobs like they have like pop culture or they have sports and sophia and i are at work and we're like playing porn on our turn down the volume because we're

like it's for research purposes i swear i get so self-conscious trying to like think about an episode with alex because i'm like all right and then he put the dick in her mouth and the dick in her ass. And the kid next to us is trying to write an article. He's like, can you guys please stop? I'm getting horny. Okay. So a lot of girls have been asking us. I mean, actually guys too.

Guys are actually pretty up there too about deleting pictures with your ex on Instagram. Yes. And it's like the girl, actually one of the girls gave me three options that she wanted to know which we would choose. She said, number one, should I just keep all the pictures and just like embrace it? Two, should I delete them? Or three, should I keep them and just change the captions? Alex.

No. I think we can both agree. You delete them all. them all delete it i know a lot of you guys are like but it was like a huge part of my life we're still on good terms no one gives a shit nope keep it for facebook right keep your fucking shit on facebook nobody wants to see that shit on instagram no one cares about your memories or a good time absolutely not this is the thing guys and girls listen up if you are keeping pictures of your ex on instagram the minute the opposite sex goes to your profile there's one thing there's two things they see if they see you

with a potential ex or current one they could potentially think you're like a slime ass cheater and you're just like trying to dm them and you have an actual girlfriend or boyfriend so that's number one and number two they could look at it and know it's your ex but be like okay so they're clearly so not over that person because they can't delete that shit totally i would like make that assumption too and the girl mentioned that she would just change the caption like what are you going to change the caption to like my long lost cousin the good old good looking cousin of mine. Like my stepbrother's half-brother's friend. I sometimes stick my tongue down his throat. No.

And I also think you and I always talk about it. Like you go to a guy's profile and if you see him, even with someone that like looks like a girlfriend. Even if it is his sister. Yeah. If he doesn't like straight up say, this is my sister. I'm like, I automatically leave the page you're done i'm like goodbye so daddy gang officially everyone is clearing out the pictures of their ex like we

said you can keep that shit in your camera roll keep that shit on facebook but it's gotta go oh oh oh we have to address facetune we talked about facetune last episode if you haven't listened go up so let go listen yes um facetune issue is we addressed in our past episode that we condone facetune and photoshopping for the ladies absolutely make your shit look cute but there is a line that needs to be drawn when you look literally like a circle of a smudge and just two eyes and a mouth we're not trying to put women down that was not what we were trying to do last episode we're trying to help you guys out because guys notice this shit when you go too far with it so we had people write in and be like totally i have that one friend that facetunes too much people are

asking how the fuck do i tell her yes that she's doing it too much and i want to say that i understand girls are very sensitive and so it's hard to go up to your girlfriend and be like hey like you faced in the shit out of this thing i know that's not your face i feel like i could do that with my friends yeah i would straight up tell you alex what the fuck you and like take that off you and i walk out of our rooms i'm like what the fuck is that right but there are some girls i think that obviously don't have that yeah i understand so this is what i would do because i'm a compulsive liar yeah okay so what i would do is i would approach it and act like it happened i got called out you're gonna say oh my god someone some random person dm'd me and they called me out and they were like you facetune your picture so much and I'm

like so embarrassed and then you're gonna say to that friend you're gonna be like I from now on out if you guys don't mind I'm literally gonna send you guys like my pictures before I post yes like let me send you my pics after I facetune them to make sure it's not too much yeah and then you be like if you want to too you can obviously totally send it to me that's a good one because this shit is so embarrassing now i'm like yeah you kind of scare them and you're like someone called me out so you're gonna i need you guys to help me so then that girl like gets the hint and obviously if your pictures aren't as facetuned as hers maybe she'll get the hint yeah and honestly if she doesn't get the hint you just leave a comment on one of her pictures and you just put facetune in all caps i would fucking punch you in the head if you did face to face to face to um should we talk about biz nasty really quick while we're on the topic of sure why not oh okay i'm not gonna give

this too much air time but if you guys listen to our bonus episode a lot of people um wanted us to do a collaboration with him we know a lot of the Daddy Gang members did not know who he was, which was totally fine because I know we don't have a Barstool audience. Listen, it was half of our fault. We didn't do our research. We were told this guy was going to come on and basically be like this crazy out there, talk about whatever we basically talk about. And then, you know, he came on and he didn't really give us much to work with.

I mean, it was... Which is no shade to him. No shade to him. But like. Maybe, maybe it threw him off that we asked. All right. So they later went on to like record. And they said that we ruined the whole vibe of the interview because we asked him to pull his dick out.

And honestly, I don't give a fuck. We did what Call Her Daddy does daddy does yeah you're if you come on the call her daddy podcast yeah we they were asking to come on it's not and they were like oh didn't they ask you to come on no no no no boys boys no we did not know this man was in town yeah he walked in the room and we were like all right we'll take your pants off i mean let's see your dick and he didn't like that so he can go home and cry about it. I don't really care. Okay.

So I want to talk about Instagram for a minute. Okay. Because I feel like we always give like some little tips about Instagram for guys specifically. Because I know guys, it's hard for guys with Instagram. So Snapchat has kind of died unless you're like sending nudes. And Instagram stories are really where it's at so but to be completely honest I rarely am seeing guys that I follow use stories and it is a huge mistake okay and the milf hunter uses them in a pretty brilliant system so he everyone loves a

good poll you know how you can do like the poll on the instagram stories yes i love i answer them every single time i i don't even care if i like i don't even know what the question is i just want to see like what the answer the percentage yeah so what he does is guys this is going to be a pretty good trick for you guys to get your fuck game up all right so you're going to make a story poll okay and you can like throw in some random shit if you're not like big on instagram you're going to make a story poll. Okay. And you can like throw in some random shit. If you're not like big on Instagram, you're like, wait, this would be way too random for me to pull. You can preface it with like, hey, like me and my boys are trying to settle like an argument.

Like I need your guys help. Females answer this slide. Next one is for guys. And so you put up a poll. It says females only. And you're going to be like, have you ever had a guy that you wanted to be just friends with benefits with but they wanted more so the women will say yes or no and then the next slide will be like men have you ever had a girl that you want it will ever blah obviously he does

not give a fuck about the men's answer he is looking strictly for the women and basically what he does this is so fucking crazy he is really crazy what he does is by this poll he is looking to see which girls said that they wanted to have a friends with benefits situation because you know when people um vote you can see their actual name yeah so every single girl that said they wanted a friends with benefits situation he dms he knows that they're down to fuck they're down they're down for a casual fuck yes brilliant oh my god he did it again i know you he's like that man oh i would answer that poll like so fucking fast dude i answered yes and then i text him like what is that about and he told me about it and i'm like okay well you're obviously not trying to fuck me, but like, holy shit, how many girls said yes?

And he said, Cooper, the amount of girls that said yes, I have like 15 conversations right now on my DMs. And he just slides into the DMs. Yes, because it's the easiest way to start a conversation. We've said this and we'll say it again. DM a girl replying to her story is the best way to DM her. If you have a story that they are interacting with, that gives you the go-ahead to message them. Like, he actually is a mastermind.

He is. So, guys, obviously, if you're not as comfortable right off the bat making stories like this because you're not as active, ease into it. Post funny memes the milf hunter said every time he posts funny memes or like something with an animal girls fucking love that shit anything that can spark a laugh an interaction a conversation that's literally all it takes to start the dm game and if you initiate it on your story and they reach out first you're fucking in you're in that's so much you are in her vagina you're in and around the vagine and the clit and the labia yeah so let's go thank you absolutely questions questions questions questions of zoe

i think we've done that the last dude it's literally noon right now no it's two and we are so fucking okay all right questions go all right my first question what do we think about guys always asking did you come yet during sex i want to bring this up okay Okay. Okay. Because I think it can be annoying. And then on the flip side, I think it can also be hot because it shows that he actually gives a shit if you come. Okay. Yes and no. I think there's a different way to ask it. So this is how I feel.

I think when guys are like did you come yet um guys imagine if we're sucking your dick and we're like are you gonna come yet it's there's one way to are you there yet are you there yet what about now here we go now is it coming what about now is it ready now oh let's do it now how about now come on come on like that is so okay so i i know girls first of all never in your wildest fucking dreams as much as your jaw hurts if you are sucking a guy's dick and you look up at him and you're like are you almost gonna come he's going to shrivel up right his boner is gone you cannot ask that because it just puts too much pressure so you really can't ask a girl that I

was so I was gonna say yeah the equivalent is to a girl we're in this zone when we're trying to come it's like we need to get to a place of like we're in a different world and if a guy asks me that it's like did you come yet I'm like I guess not I guess we're fucking done all right fuck me but if he's like I want you to come for me or like yeah even that I guess you know what now that I'm thinking about it Alex and you made a really good point it is so hard already I don't want to say it's hard but like no it is harder for us yeah it is it's a little bit more difficult or a lot more difficult yeah to come and we have to like really we need like all the stars to align for it to happen that that can any little thing can throw us off absolutely i think even just like the one thing that may not be annoying is if they're if they say before they

like go down on you or something if they're like i i want to make you come yes there we go there we go that's the way to do it that's what it needs to be and then that way the girl knows like okay he really is going to try to make me come here so she can get in the zone yeah yeah and the reason i say that like i think that it can be a good idea to say something like that is because i've actually never had this happen but like i've had friends tell me that like they hook up with a guy who literally gets on top of them fucks comes and like gets off and they just feel used and they're like what the hell sophia that is one of the most common i can't believe believe you've never. Okay, I've had a guy literally you fuck and then it's like they're done so we're done.

So like they could. I thought guys thought it was hot to make you cum and that was the whole point. Hey, we talk about guys can fuck a couch cushion. Guys can fuck a grapefruit. Yeah, no, there are some guys that literally don't care about the girl getting off. They just crawl on top of you, go for it and they're out yes well fuck you if you're listening get out of my podcast actually that's not fucking call her daddy sal and fuck you um that's a bitch boy for sure yeah no i don't yeah don't phrase it as did you come yet just say i want to make you come absolutely i'm

gonna do this until you come boom oh snap okay this is a story and i want i haven't read this to you i want you to get excited okay it's weird wow and you're weird um okay i was married to a woman who lit my sexual desire like no other woman i've encountered in my life our future was cut short by her untimely death i know so to my point five years later i still find myself drawn to her boudoir how do you say that boudoir pictures or her or our videos when i tend to my sexual urges i sometimes feel like that is taboo what are your opinions on that acceptable or do i need to purge my laptop and mental spank bank of my dead wife okay so this guy's jacking off to like old memories and like old pictures and videos of his wife that passed away yes

fucking love it genius i love that i think that's amazing that's the if romance isn't dead baby even if it's dead it's not dead is that kind of morbid no take it up a notch get a ouija board in there and fucking fuck her ghost bring her back i love that dude that is kind of fucking hot i think that's awesome and you know me i'm like such a sucker for the afterlife and creepy shit i am down for that guy. Yeah, I think, you know what? If you're fucking your wife that is deceased and it's doing it for you, keep on going. Well, you just literally said necrophilia.

You said you're fucking your wife and she's deceased. Maybe don't. Okay, wait. Maybe not her corpse. Her actual fucking. Not her corpse, but the memories. Oh my, this episode today is really weird. Okay, next.

Okay, you guys, here we go. Blocking your ex on social media. This girl was wondering, she said it seems a little harsh, but in between wanting to know what he is up to and wanting a complete clean break, is it wrong to block your ex? She doesn't want to come off as petty. Block. Block. Block. He's blocked. we'll never see him again block him block him right absolutely you guys why are people so awkward about the block we are trigger finger happy with that shit yes we love yes and i get like you're scared of coming off petty whatever you guys are done

so whatever he thinks of you is kind of done it is you know what i mean this is the thing you have to take care of yourself after a breakup guys and girls if you are uncomfortable like oh shit is she gonna think or is he gonna think it's petty or oh well we we ended it on good terms and i don't want him or her to think that i'm being you know like but her but the same time, if you are constantly looking at your ex's shit, because it's hard to not just go and quickly look what they're up to, you are going to end up in this cycle where you keep looking so you can't forget. That really is, like, one of the worst feelings out there.

Oh, my God, yeah. It's like you're going through a breakup, and then you're looking at his stuff, and you're seeing other girls. Nope. It, like, breaks your heart. Absolutely other girls nope it like same thing with guys your heart absolutely and yeah same things with guys so for your mental stability just and and you know what you can eventually unblock i know one of my exes we blocked each other for like the first couple months of our breakup and then we ended up unblocking each other and now like we could see each other if we needed to but we don't see each

other so it's fine yeah. Just give yourself time. Yeah. And if they have a problem with it, fuck off. You're already broken up. And he's blocked, so he won't even know. Exactly. Okay. So next one is, all right, I decided to take the advice of the podcast and send my man

a surprise nude. Beautiful. Love that. We've been together for three years and it's something I've never done before. And he mentioned it several times that he wanted to. So I took your advice and I sent a nude and I hit send he took 10 minutes to respond after opening it with the reply of thank you he dead ass replied to my nude with a thank you like I had just held a door open for him or something is he not appreciative of it or did I just send

a really bad nude not worthy of a better reply and if so how do i amp up no no i can't even read the reds no i don't care if you sent the worst nude in america you have been dating for three years and you sent him your first nude and he said thank you okay thank you next fuck off oh i like that little ariana grande anytime i am going to send a nude i already am expecting that you're going to grovel at my feet for the next two weeks absolutely if i gotta thank you alex i think that i would block block literally yes kill them first and then block no i don't get it and i don't know if it necessarily means that the guy's not into you i don't think that's

the case all the time. It can be. Yeah. Sometimes guys are just clueless. But sometimes, and then sometimes guys are like a little bit weird about like showing how they really feel. Yeah. Yeah.

They do have emotional issues. No, listen, girl, I, if anything, I would do not feel uncomfortable. Do not think that is your last nude. You get back on the horse you giddy up you send him another one no oh i was gonna say you send a nude to another guy okay after that i've been dating for three years well i don't care he fucked up so now you're gonna post that on instagram and wait for someone so what you're gonna do is you're gonna send that nude to someone else and see their response and then screenshot it and send it to your boyfriend so

he knows how to respond moving forward no but seriously if i were you i would get back on the horse i would take another one i would send it to him if he gives you not as good a response and he does another thing you type shit you say that is the last nude i will be sending you and i will be sending you another one yeah when you get your act together and you can think of a better fucking response and oh by the way you're gonna be fucking your hand for the next month. Goodbye. Totally. And you know what, guys? If you're kind of like, oh, well, I just like feel awkward and I don't know really what to say back.

It's so easy. You say, that's so fucking hot. Yeah. Like, I can't wait to fuck you later. I'm hard. Oh my God. That made me hard. Right.

Or all you have to put is a fuck. Right. I've had guys literally just write fuck back and I'm like, he likes that shit. So girlfriend, don't feel bad. Fuck that man. Okay. I want to end on one thing. Someone wrote in and said, I love how free spirited you guys are and just how you openly

talk about sex. And it just sounds like you guys can go and have drinks over it and trade battle stories. Battle stories. I love that. My friends are extremely private when it comes to their sex lives. And I wish we could exchange stories like you guys. Do you how do you get comfortable talking about sexual shit with your friends? I want to be able to just talk with them and have sexual advice from each other. What are your tips of breaking the ice? Our podcast, actually. Yeah,

that's a huge icebreaker. You just call her daddy and and be like let's have a girl's night let's drink wine and play our podcast and with that have an opportunity to start talking about topics that we talk about and kind of break the ice right because i know some girls are like well fuck my friends are gonna think i'm being slutty use us use us as the slutty ones and be like oh my god wait they sound like they have so much fun. Like, blah, blah, blah. And then boom. And like we've said in past episodes, the friends that don't want to talk about it are the closet sluts. Yes. They're getting down. They're getting the train ran on them.

So really. I said it once and I'll say it again. The train. So just, yeah, use our podcast. Guys, honestly, blame everything on us. That's what we've said in the past. Blame us and you should be good. Also the Facebook page.

Let's talk about that. Okay. You guys, we created a Facebook page and to like keep trolls and people out that like have no idea what call her daddy is and don't know about the daddy gang. We're just going to have a question set up. It's super, if you like listen to the podcast, you can answer easily. Then you'll be led into the Facebook group. And this is a place you guys, that is going to be completely judgment-free. Yeah, in like the most daddy way. So Facebook groups will basically give the entire daddy gang an opportunity to talk because we know we can't answer all of your questions all the time.

So this will basically be a forum. If you have any questions or you have a funny story, you're going to go right into the Facebook group. People will be able to comment. And again, just so you know, fuck the whole anonymous thing. When you come into the Daddy Gang Facebook group, there is no shade. We're not going to have people fucking trolling. They'll be kicked out.

Right. In fact, we're going to go through and delete any hate that is on there. We want you guys to feel like you can talk about whatever the fuck you want. Fuck yeah. Ask any questions you have. It's going to be amazing. Talk about your fucking sex life. Talk about that the fuck you want. Yeah. Like ask any questions you have. It's going to be amazing. Talk about your fucking sex life. Talk about that DP the other weekend.

Absolutely. So we'll put the Facebook group on our Instagram. If you guys don't follow us on Instagram, it's just call her daddy. Oh, that's the end of the episode. Yeah. Daddy gang. Every Wednesday on Wednesdays, we listen to call her daddy. Every Wednesday.

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