Call Her Daddy - 18 - Facetime Sex & Morning Head

Episode Date: January 16, 2019

The girls get graphic as they give you yet another mind blowing blow job strategy and the hottest moves to nail the perfect FaceTime Sex. They also divulge one of their craziest stories from a trip they took to LA involving an A list celeb. PSA: Everyone should be putting #CallHerDaddy in their dating app bio. Listen to the episode to find out WHY.

Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? Call her daddy. Alright, it's us. It is. It's you. And it's me. It's me.

It's the fathers. Back at it again for another episode. Guys, let's just tell them what happened this weekend. Starting with the gym. Whoa. The gym? Whoa. Whoa. Well well i'll tell you what happened at the gym i entered it that's what happened alex nice no foot in a gym the first part that we have to emphasize is um if you guys listen back to our episodes sophia and i talk about how we were dodging our last gym membership that we were a part of because we both lost our credit cards. So we stopped paying for it. And you guys are sitting here thinking that we paid the fees to get out of that gym.

No, no, no, no, no. We just switched gyms. Yeah, we did. Crunch fitness. People are like, your credit is going to be shit. Guys, we don't give a fuck. It's just credit matter. Come on.

So the other night, it was Saturday night, and Sophia and I were like, let's get our pregame workout in. So we were like, all right, let's go to the gym. Guys, when I say that I got on the treadmill and I lasted about three and a half minutes, that's not a joke. Okay, Sophia and I get on treadmills right next to each other. We're those girls in the gym that follow each other everywhere. And then I turn and Sophia's gone. And I turn around and she's just walking herself to the bathroom. Yeah.

I mean, okay, that sounds really bad. I was fine. She was going to shit herself. No. But I had to sit it out for a second. Yeah, you just had to sit down. But then I pulled up the Beachbody On Demand app and I was like, okay okay let's get some booty workouts in which i have to say having something in front of me i'm not gonna lie is so much easier and like it times the workout for you which if i didn't

have that i would do like eight lunges and be like oh i've been going at this forever so that was fun guys so if you needed any motivation you couldn't be looking at two girls that literally are starting from the bottom yeah Yeah. So start with us. Yeah. You guys love when we bring up our little encounters with the homeless population of New York. Gotta love it. We were walking home and I saw quite the scene. We were walking home and for those of you that live in New York or like a major city or for those of you that don't, they have like this area in between like the outside and then the inside of the bank.

Yeah. So it was a chase bank and where the ATMs are, it's like this little closed off section. So you can't get like murdered. Right. Exactly. So if you're going to use the ATM, it's not just you're not completely outside and someone's going to come up behind you and slit your throat. Love that. Okay. We're walking past and I noticed that it is like smoky in this area because it's obviously all windows.

And I'm like, what is going on? And there is this homeless guy sprawled out on his back, chilling, hot boxing. The fucking chase bang literally a joint in his hand hot boxing the chase bank i alex didn't believe me we walked past it and sofia was like dude there was just a homeless man in that chase bank blazing up i'm like shut the fuck up she's like no no i'm not kidding you i had to turn around yeah like the stoner i am i'm like what's this bitch up to i turn around and i walk back and there he is on his back yeah legs up against the window then he's just blowing o's out there away and i'm like this chase bank is going to

smell like a marijuana plantation that shit is forever left without a homeless man stench not of the homeless man stench but of that weed right i mean like that's just the shit we see but imagine being a homeless person like that sounds like living a fucking beach vacation yeah he's he's got it made yeah and then we went walked home and we saw like a couple people like getting carried out on stretchers and there was like someone screaming screaming yeah just you gotta love You got to love New York. Yeah. Let's talk about a favorite topic of mine, cheating. Ooh. Guys, we get so much backlash for this topic.

There's so many people that come crying to us like, how can you guys like talk about cheating in that way? It sounds like you guys condone cheating. No, we don't. I know. We like joke. So we're always like, oh my God,, if he is doing this, cheat on him. If she doesn't come home at night, cheat on her.

It's like, oh, if he doesn't buy you an ice cream, cheat. Always our go-to is just like, just cheat on them. But we're obviously joking. Right. This is a comedy podcast. Relax. Calm your tits. Obviously, I mean, if you're horny, it's not really cheating. Yeah, of course if you're horny it's not really cheating

yeah of course if you're horny and your significant other isn't around at the time obviously cheat that's fine yeah but like if you weren't even that horny then it's just fucked up right but like if you're horny obviously cheat guys we're fucking kidding people are in their cars people are dming us. People are fucking, they're typing away right now. No. Okay. So let's talk. Cause you and I had been kind of talking about like, what exactly do you consider cheating?

Yeah. And you would think it's so simple and it's not like it is not simple at all. Is it just like intercourse? Is it anything physical? Like I've had friends that are like oh like it was just an innocent makeout like I'm not gonna be mad at him or her and I'm like yeah oh there are people that say like sex is cheating and then there are that those people that are like oh my god he followed and liked a girl's picture on Instagram right he's cheating right so there's

just like a very wide range of what constitutes as cheating. And I want to talk about it. Well, that's just like the physical aspect of it. Like there's a whole like emotional aspect of it. Oh, okay. I feel like you're, what? I have a good, I have a good actual, um, well, I don't want to consider emotional cheating because it's about me, but it could be in some people's eyes considered emotional cheating.

But not you. Not me. I would never do that. So when I was dating this guy and my ex-boyfriend came to town and I went out for like a girls night and I just really pulled one of those like like, drunk, needed-to-see-my-ex moments. Okay. Which is fucked up, because, like, I guess, I mean, I think I was still in love with my ex. That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship, but okay. No, no, no.

It was just, the relationship was fine. It was very convenient. That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship. I think this is bad. Okay, no, no, no. Give me the benefit of the doubt. You're like, I just was in love with someone else. No.

Okay. So I was, so I was, I went out with my girlfriend, pulled the classic, like, oh, sorry, babe. Like my phone's going to die. I'll see you at home. Yeah. I lied to him and I ended up going to my ex-boyfriend's hotel room. We did not have sex. Oh, okay.

We didn't even make out. You say hotel room and I'm like, oh, yeah. I know. It does sound a little. He went in her mouth. There was fucking sex going down. No. We didn't even have sex.

And we just sat there and we talked for a while and talked about our past and kind of like shared that we had been like, oh, because we had never said we loved each other. All that like dumb, mushy shit. And then I went home to my dear, beloved boyfriend and he like asked me, like, where the fuck were you? Like, your phone was off. I texted your friends because I think he kind of like knew something. And I was like, no, like you're crazy, whatever. And I just played it off and I took it to the I think he kind of like knew something and sure and I was like no like you're crazy whatever and I just played it off and I took it to the grave and he never found out which he never I was about to say which he never will but here I am fucking telling

it on a goddamn podcast and I know his friend I just want to be like take that to the grave sister and I'm like oh just kidding we're in front of a microphone and he's going on iTunes tomorrow so um so yeah that went down and I was like like, obviously I'm taking that to the grave. But, like, is that considered cheating? Yeah. You know, Alex, call me old school. Call me old school, but I personally think that is a form of cheating. Not when you do it.

Right. Like, when you did it, it's fine. But, like, that's so funny how people are like that like my girlfriends if they cheat i'm like you know that probably wasn't the best thing to do but like slay queen slay queen cheat queen that's the motto this 2019 slay queen cheat queen let's like go to brunch and like talk about it. Right. If a guy does it to one of my girlfriends or one of my guy friends. Cut. Finished.

I will destroy you and your family. Yeah. And it's over. Chop up your dog into little pieces. But no, I agree with you. It is funny because we definitely give each other double standard. Okay. So you think I cheated.

Shut up. Shut up. No, I didn't. No, you didn't. But if he did that to me, that was fucking cheating. Oh my God. If he did that to you, like I would make you break up with him and it would be the last time you saw him.

Okay. Let me paint a picture for you. Love when you paint pictures. There's a girl, your girlfriend's at a party. Okay. She's drunk. She's in a relationship with a man, but she's had a little bit to drink. She's starting to get like a little bit frisky.

She makes out with one of her girlfriends at the party. Oh, okay. So girl on girl girl is she bi no she's straight okay so she has a boyfriend and she goes to this party and makes out with another girl is that cheating okay so the whole girl on girl thing i personally don't think that that's cheating because i feel like I mean think about yourself I fucking made out with a girl in like high school it's like oh my god I want to turn the guys on at the party I think which could maybe piss your boyfriend off I know I think about it all of your exes I think all of

my exes would be okay with me making out with a girl mine too yeah but I know there are some guys but there are definitely guys that like they take it the same way as if like the girl had made out with another guy. Okay. Well, let's turn around because we've always got to play both sides. What if your boyfriend made out with a guy at a party drunkenly? Um, that happened to me actually in high school. Wait, what?

I swear to God. I remember I was like at this party and I was sitting in this room and my gay best friend came in and he was like you don't even know what just happened what I'll just call him Jake I almost said his name Jake grabbed me underneath the stairs and like shoved his tongue down my throat and started making out with me and I was like okay fuck you first of all because you're supposed to be my best friend and should I be concerned like what's happening's happening? So that did happen to me. Wait, so was he gay or was he bi?

Did he come? My boyfriend at the time, I am, like, almost positive that he's gay, but I don't think he's, like, came out. That sucks that he couldn't just be open with you. Right. So let's take it to... Maybe I turned him gay

because I'm just sucking the worst-looking head. You're not just kidding. Or you're a fucking psychopath. Yeah. Okay, well, yeah. I terrified him. I actually want to just do, I love how you went right for the girl on girl. Why don't we just do a normal situation where what would you do?

Would you consider it cheating if your boyfriend went to a party, got super drunk, made out with a girl and ended up was like, babe, I fucked up. I made out with a girl at a party. It meant nothing. Do you consider that cheating? I do consider it cheating. I don't. I can already see you over there. You're like, if I do that, that's not cheating. What if he did that? I can have sex with someone and I'll be like, you know what? There was a condom, so there was a barrier. So it wasn't even cheating. So I'm totally fine. So leave me alone. I don't know if a condom's involved. It doesn't count. But I'm totally fine so leave me alone I don't have condoms involved

it doesn't count but I think if my boyfriend made out with a girl at a party I would consider it cheating but I think I would maybe be able to forgive him not if you're ever gonna date me in the future don't think you can just go to a fucking party and stick your tongue out a girl I shouldn't have said that this is why like how the boyfriend is gonna be well we're never getting married so just relax um no i i agree i do think that that's cheating um do okay i would take it to the fucking grave if i made out with a dude at a bar and it meant nothing you guys this this is where some people get upset and this might be an unpopular opinion but if you cheated do not tell your significant other are we the only podcast in the world that says that probably but i don't care like fucking keep it to yourself okay i think there's a there's a specific um way to put it though i think that if you cheat once

and it is a drunken makeout and like like you have a fucking family with this person or if you've been together for so long and it meant nothing and it was like you genuinely fucked up. People fuck up. People make mistakes. Yeah. I think you take that to the grave. If, though, this is a consistent ongoing thing. Yeah. If you're cheating on someone, fine.

Fucking be cheating on someone. But let the person fucking go and don't try to have your cake and eat it too and keep that person around because that's fucked up that's i this is the first time call her daddy's ever being like you can't do that but i think you let that person go because then you're actually fucking with someone else's life be a fuck boy and be a fuck girl but just don't make that person think you're not cheating again we're not saying go out and cheat but we are just saying like if you make a mistake yeah shut the fuck up keep it in your soul and yeah i hate when people are like i have a guilty is there something wrong with us i don't have a guilty conscience when i did that and i tell them i'm like it's water under the bridge

we're all wait wait to myself you're like it's gonna be five wait can i ask you um we forgot to bring up because this is a good one i've had this happen to me do you think sexting and sending nudes is considered cheating if they never acted on it if they were only sexting and they were sending nudes again obviously if we did it it's not cheating but if a boy did it right i kind of feel like it's cheating i do too i feel like god alex our morals are wait what's happening outstanding oh my god we really have an amazing moral compass wait do you think that nudes are more cheating than sexting or the other way around nudes yeah nudes because you are like full-blown sharing you are like exposing yourself your

genitalia probably one of the most intimate ways you can no you're right we are giving people trust issues like seriously everyone's like so everyone's cheating like the girls that are like he would never cheat on me that punch to the head that pisses me off so much. Like when girls are like, oh, my man would never cheat because he knows I would kill him. I'm sorry. Do you have a criminal background? Do you own a gun? Do you have a gun license? Like, no, this guy isn't not cheating on you because he thinks you're going to kill him.

Dude, that one is so bad. It's when girls act so ignorant. Yes. He would never. Mine would never. Yeah. Like it's just it act so ignorant. Yes. He would never. Mine would never. Yeah. Like, it's just, it's not possible. When I go into a relationship, you go in giving that person 100% trust.

Yeah. But you're not the idiot that sits there saying, never in my wildest dreams could this guy possibly do something like that to me. That pisses me off. And I keep saying, guys, girls, I think in this day and age, they probably do it just as much as guys. Totally. I think things are changing and age, they probably do it just as much as guys. Totally. Well, look at the two people that have this goddamn fucking podcast.

Okay, listen to episode, like, four and listen to episode. One, two, three. You tell your best cheating story in two. Everyone go listen to episode two if you haven't heard it. Sophia breaks out her cheating story. No, but I agree with you. I think you could get struck by a, bitch. You can get fucking cheated on. I remember being in high school and I got cheated on and it rocked.

I don't know why that just made me laugh. I'm like laughing at you guys. Fucking karma's a bitch. I'm sorry. No, but I, it like rocked my fucking world. Like I remember being like 16 or 17 and being like i don't think i can go on you know because when you're that age and it's just like in hindsight relax sweetie your whole life i would like to ask the daddy gang if because you just mentioned high school i don't know if you

guys would be at all interested in sophia and i talking about our high school and college days and getting to know that part of our life let us know right into our instagram or dms the maybe the most ratchet stories but okay i want to move on um to a big thing i've seen in our um dms that is like an actual fucking brilliant movement i don't know the first person that did it but i want to shout them out because milf hunter also is doing it dating apps okay yeah everyone is writing into us being like what the hell do i put in my bio guys without tooting our own fucking horn over here yeah put call her daddy in your tinder bumble grinder whatever bio and hear us out hear us out yeah it's not just us being like oh throw call her daddy on there no fuck that tell me that that is not the best conversation starter dude

having call her daddy in your bio initially gives you two things one if the person doesn't know about the podcast call her daddy is a very interesting term so immediately a girl or a guy is going to be like what is that if a girl sees that in a guy's bio i would be like wait call her daddy wait who is this guy and then vice versa for a girl it's like oh shit this girl's a boss that's good and if the other person knows about it it's like a done deal match me you will be inside of her and like that's just it and girls you'll be getting the cooch gobbler combo right and so you guys will already have so much to talk about exactly share that exactly so it's a

conversation starter if they don't listen to it or if they do listen it is a huge conversation starter too so i think every single daddy gang member in every single um dating app that you're on yeah in your bio you could even just do like hashtag call her daddy yeah like as simple as that i like that starts a conversation it catches someone's eye it's different and automatically you on your own right when they message you you have a go-to you'll say hey did you see my bio if they don't mention it you mention your bio totally did you see that do you listen to a podcast yeah and. And then you start. I totally agree. And it's an easy way to just segue right into fucking.

Talking about dating apps. Yes. So I need to mention this. Okay. Over the break, I was hanging out with one of my gay friends. Love. And he told me that he was on Grindr and was the phrase degrade me stop so if you listen to episode one you know that degrade me is near and dear to my heart yes and he was sending it out

and he said he had like a 90 success rate without that makes me so happy which is so funny because it was a drunken mistake and now it's just like it's a goddamn let's fucking do it that is amazing so so everyone oh my god right everyone we know we have a huge gay community that listens okay guys put that in your fucking bio let's go call her daddy um here's another topic i wanted to bring up because people on dating apps have been asking us. Okay, so we match on the dating app and we've been talking and then we segue to texting. So now they're on texting terms. People are asking when is the appropriate time to follow the other person on Instagram.

Yeah. If they don't be like, hey, let's follow each other. Because there's a lot of guys that are like, hey, let's follow each other. Because there's a lot of guys that are like, I ended up following her and she didn't notice. Or they're like, did I do it too soon? Right. This is my take on it. Apps are all different forms of flirting at this point. Yeah. People get laid off of fucking Instagram. I've gotten laid off of Instagram. You have. It's just what it is. So I think if you matched on a dating app and you guys are texting you should leave if you can following each other on Instagram leave it leave it for a little bit don't go and

follow them yeah there are so many people that jump the gun and they like you match and then you go follow them it's like no no no and you don't want to come off like too no and and the best thing is is literally you following each other on Instagram is now another part of your relationship as crazy as that sounds because you're gonna start DM each other on Instagram is now another part of your relationship as crazy as that sounds because you're gonna start DM each other memes and you're gonna start sending each other pictures etc through Instagram DM which and I know I'm a psycho with red receipts if you know DMs have red receipts on them so that is another way you can also play the game. Fuck with this person. And I know it sounds crazy, but you guys should be, if anything, hold off on following the other person on Instagram.

I think for as long as you kind of can. Yeah. Because then it brings another dimension to the relationship. I totally agree. What about this? What? I'm interested to hear what you say about this one. Oh God.

We've had a lot of girls asking so i matched with him on a dating app we're texting we've never met in person yet when is the appropriate time to send nudes and sex the second his phone number is entered into your phone no no um this is my take on it okay i think there's two situations so if say you say the person lives in new york like you and i match with someone in new york yeah i would never ever send nudes or sex them before i meet them no i want to get taken out on a date yeah me hang out go to parties etc of course if you it's a long distance long distance if the person lives in LA and you're texting and everything and you know it's going to be a while before you guys see each other in person like you're planning a meetup you want the person to come fly into you or you go there yeah I think it's so much better to test

out the waters send a goddamn nude sexted a little bit and see if you have any type of chemistry i agree girls sophia and i've been looking on instagram a little bit and listen we can all have our slutty moments in college i dress like a goddamn fucking slut but i think you we both say you can't wear you can't show leg ass and tits out you can't do leg midriff yeah and you can't do cleavage yeah and a crop top and be showing most of your leg because listen in college i was always like well wait i want them to know i have nice tits and a nice ass uh-huh oh oh the shit that i wore in college no your pictures was like a forever 21 two sizes too small tube dress that would like disintegrate on

my body. And then it ended up as just a shirt in your house. No, I think girls, listen, just try to keep it like one thing is showing. You can't do all three. You can't. Just pick one. Leave a little to the imagination. As I get older, I'm turning into a grandma more and more.

I'm like you. Tur Turtle necks for the win. Let's talk about dick. You thought I'd never bring it up, right? Uh-huh. Alex, I was waiting for the day that you would talk about sucking a dick, and here we are. Who knew this day would come? Who knew? I never talk about that.

Okay, guys. I was reminiscing about the Gluck Gluck because, listen. How can you not? It's a brilliant invention. It's fucking changed lives. It actually has. That's not a joke. Which is dope as shit.

So, I mean, the testimonials of girls that write in and are like, I gave my man the Gluck Gluck 9000 and it literally changed his life. There are so many girls that said, I've never gotten my boyfriend to come from head before. And I gave him the Gluck Gluck and he literally came in like 30 seconds. Alex, please don't tell me that there's about to be a Gluck Gluck 10,000 because I just don't think I have it in me. No, the next drop is the Cooper special, but we've got to get like 1 million subscribers or something and then I'll drop it. That's literally what it's going to take. 1 million. Well, that's not going to happen.

So I guess you'll never find out what the Cooper special is. No, but there is something I'm going to bring up in the next couple episodes called the lollipop pop and I want to bring it up, but I'm not going to do it today. She's like, okay. Okay. Anyways. So we've given you guys the best way to suck dick. If you guys haven't heard that episode, it's episode three.

This is what I have to say though. We've talked about the main necessities of the gluck gluck. Now I want to talk about kind of like the before the buildup of blowjobs. Guys, I've said it once and I'll say it again. Guys will literally let you give them head at any time any they're animals at any time driving grocery shopping zombie apocalypse up in this bitch your kids recital your kids recital you get down on the ground so but there are specific moments that you can give your man a blow job that will stand out in his mind that will make it to the group chat

with all the boys if we could only be so lucky i hope and pray i make it to that group chat i well yeah i think i have so i think girls forget how much guys love blowjobs like i know they know the guys love them but i don't think girls are capitalizing on this i agree you want a guy to fall in love with you god suck a dick okay that may have been maybe the worst i know fuck most unhealthy but listen like i said in episode three if you are not sucking your man's dick that's fine 100 your decision that's fine but if you are not sucking your man's dick, someone else is. Boom. So get on the dick. All right.

So I want to talk about my favorite way to surprise a guy with a blowjob. This has to do with, and this is like a classic, but I just, again, guys, a lot of you may do this, but I just want to help everyone out there. So the morning and middle of night blowjob is something near and dear to my heart the what the morning and and middle of the night blowjob oh my god okay guys die so I have a specific instance that I was dating a guy and it was the middle of the night we had already had sex like a couple times the night before we were exhausted and he was dead asleep and you know i was just feeling in a goddamn

giving mood savage mood and i woke up in the middle night to go pee and i was like you know what would make my man really fucking happy is if i give him a goddamn blowjob. So I get underneath the sheets and I just, you know, wake him up a little bit Cooper style. And guys, he was so tired and out of it. He wasn't saying no, but he was like, babe, babe, like, oh my God. And I literally look at him and I push him down. Cause he kind of like leaned forward and I pushed him down and I was like, you're going to just lay there don't worry close your eyes I'm gonna do all the work I'm pretty sure every guy listening to this is like I am going ring shopping right after this episode that is what okay girls you have to understand

there is something in a guy too obviously guys like like morning sex some don't but they can be tired at times I said guys love blowjobs at all times but they can be tired but they're like hold on i need a minute if you tell them like baby babe don't worry right relax they don't have to pull your hair back they don't have to look at you just literally lay there with your fucking eyes closed let me do work let me go to work babe that sounds so amazing it's charity work over here so girls i want you if you're trying to think of ways to spice things up with your man you know wake yourself up in the middle of the night set a fucking timer i don't know what it is and just literally go down on your man and suck

him hard and get him up there i get this because for the most part i mean maybe this is like a generalization but guys are usually the ones initiating sex, initiating stuff. So just right away, just you initiating it is huge. And then you fucking surprising them when they least expect it. I'm surprised like he didn't come in your mouth the second it got on his dick. Well, that exactly. This is another one I want to bring up. I just have a couple examples. Sorry if I'm like going to go on a little bit of a Cooper rant about blowjobs, but I think I think we'll be totally fine with it. OK, the second one is I really love to do this and it's a little bit of a tease. But before I get into the teasing part, I want to let everyone know, call her daddy does not fucking endorse blue balls. Absolutely not. We don't. But I was going to say unless they deserve it, then give them a fucking sandpaper handjob.

Fuck that bitch. But we don't endorse it if it's like unwarranted. So you're going to start by teasing him. You go into a hangout session and you verbally express to the guy like, hey, babe, like, I'm just so tired. Can we just hang out? Like kind of make it clear. You're just like you're not in the the mood for sex like you're just really tired and verbally express that to him you're exhausted so the guy is like okay fuck me whatever i guess we're not gonna fuck tonight but whatever we'll just watch a movie we'll cuddle girls this is a huge opportunity for you to get a guy to be fucking infatuated with you because if a guy gets in his mind that you're not fucking, then all he can think about is fucking. That is some fucking manipulation.

It is. And I'm fucking into it. You're down for it, right? Oh my God. So this is what you do. Say it's a cuddle session. You're laying, you're watching a movie. Start rubbing a little bit on his lower stomach, chest area.

You've got your hand there. And automatically, like I said, when you tell the guy you're not, you're just tired, babe. He's going to be like, I know she's not trying to fuck. Because listen, guys, and MILF Hunter always says this. There are so many girls that talk a big game, but they will not actually go in for it. Oh, I want to fuck you like this. I'm going to do this to you. And then you show up and it's like, okay, you big game but what the fuck you never initiate sex you're never trying

to spice things up so this is something that you make them think yeah you're going to totally catch him off guard so again hand on the chest i would suggest i love this move use your pinky finger and your ring finger and kind of slide it in between um their waistband yeah yeah and just kind of have it there and just like a little tease. But then a guy is naturally going to be like, okay, fuck her. Now she's just teasing me. And they're going to get hard. Because don't be afraid to graze the dick a little bit.

Out of fucking nowhere, girls, he's probably going to get hard. You are going to whip his dick out. He is going to be like, wait, what? And you are going to initiate it, okay? You're going to literally whip. Yes. Because when you have your hands kind of near there, your fingers are in his waist. He's his mind is going to be racing and then you're going to gently graze his dick and

then you're eventually going to fucking whip it out. Okay. Right. The point of this is a guy is going to actually be like, this bitch is my bitch now because no guy is anticipating a girl to fucking whip this shit out. Right. So girls get after it. Go down. Suck his fucking dick.

And he'll. And no, I'm not kidding you. When Milt Hunter was telling me a girl did this the other the other day, he was like, I'm not kidding you. If a girl pulls this this she's instantly getting invited over again she is oh my god getting the call back wow if she initiates it he's like oh he said i am emotionally attached to a girl for at least a few hours if she pulls this shit at least a few hours at least wow okay sofia yes i talked to you about this yeah and you said you don't do this yeah I introduced you wow okay no but this is good because I think a lot of girls don't do this

and today I'm I'm bringing you a new fucking thing because this shit needs to be happening what is it girls I talked to you about sucking dick and how every man loves it why are girls not incorporating sucking dick and having sex yeah together right girls are like i'll give them a blow job or i'll start it they're two separate entities or they're like oh i'll just do foreplay and then we'll fuck no no no this is my favorite one okay i truly believe this is the heart stealer this is the soul snatching combo this is how to make a guy fall in love with you here we go it works every time so when you guys are fucking girls you at one point obviously you're ramping it up you're gonna be like don't stop oh my fucking god i feel all of you please keep fucking me just like that whatever you know

something obviously to get his blood racing while you're fucking as you're kind of into your mid fuck i want every girl at some point to literally say oh my god you are making me so wet i want to taste how wet you make me okay so that's fucking hot fucking hot yeah immediately you're gonna basically disengage from sex and you're gonna start sucking his dick and when i tell you you're gonna start sucking his dick you're not gonna be giving him regular head okay like you are trying to literally suck the wet cum off of his dick like your own wet cum yes Like you are trying to get every last fucking drop. That shows that you are a nasty bitch. Nasty fucking bitch.

I promise you he will be in shock trying to just comprehend what's happening. Right. Okay. Girls, when you say that line, you make me so wet. I want to taste how wet you make me. A guy, well, he may come right there. So fuck. But that's a huge one, guys, because I'm going to be pissed off if after this episode, every

daddy gang female member is not sucking a dick mid-sex. Ladies, when you're switching positions, it is so important to, okay, for example, say he gets up and he gets on the edge of the bed to fuck you like doggy. You know how that's a great position. The minute you're switching positions, you should suck his dick. Yeah, I was going to ask how long should you be doing it? Because I feel like if you're in the middle of sex and then sometimes if you're sucking it and it comes off like you're giving a blowjob now and the sex is over.

You don't want to do it to fruition. Exactly. Oh, such a great question, Sophia. Speaking for the masses. I'm such a good little student. My teacher. Stop it. Stop.

No, no, no. That's a great question. So what you're going to do, ladies, is say you're switching positions. You are going to make eye contact with him as you're crawling to the other side of the bed to like go meet him for your next position. Make eye contact with him as you're crawling to the other side of the bed to like go meet him for your next position. Make eye contact with him. Put your hand on his piece and literally basically do a quick a quick version of the gluck gluck. Like you're going to start sucking his dick.

Eye contact, ladies, because at this point you're fucking. You're intimate. You're doing it. Make eye contact. Start sucking his dick. Lick up it. get it super wet again i feel like this is a good time to kind of make like a sound because you're licking your own cum like yes yes sophia a goddamn guy this student has become the master dude it's true because like i said guys sucking his dick and sex are two of the man's

favorite things. And two different sensations. So why not? Exactly. Why not combine them? A guy getting his dick sucked is a complete different. The Milt Hunter literally says half the time, sometimes I'm just tired and I'm not in the mood to like have sex specifically, but I do it because I want to get my dick sucked.

He's like, but I am in the mood. But I am in the mood and I want my dick sucked. He's like, you know what I'm really good at want to get my dick sucked he's like but i am in the mood but i am in the mood and i want my dick he's like you know what i'm really good at doing getting my dick sucked so i'll fuck her i'm fucking i get it getting it i guess i'll fuck her so ladies that is my little tip for today is like we should be sucking our guy's dick mid fuck and it does not have to be long you don't want to ruin the mood it's literally like a little transition like you are just quickly getting after it make it sloppy make it wetter like spit on it and like have the spit kind of like be attached to your mouth and his dick and pull away and look up at him like all that sloppy shit and then and then transition with like you can transition with a hot word or like a phrase to get back to fucking yeah okay i want you back inside me like yeah

inside me like boom totally you're back totally oh you're back in the game i'm like picture i mean guys i'm not kidding milf hunter literally said no this sounds alex i'm like listening to you right now this sounds fucking hot because you had said you have never i mean i'm sure like maybe yeah but it's not your go-to but like i've but I've never done it like that. And I'm about to. I'm going to. Anyone? Any takers? So, yeah. Let me know.

All right, guys. So, beautiful. I think that covers it. I think that covers it. Our next topic, FaceTime sex. Damn. How many people have we had write-in? So many people.

It's like, I think because it's such a fucking hard topic it's it's hard to do it is this shit takes a level of confidence that's pretty intense it's true i know all the daddies out there you guys can do this absolutely fake it till you make it alex like you said till you fucking make it so we're here to give you the fucking step and so many of you guys have written in i'm in a long distance relationship what do i do how do i spice things up this is the this is the way if you're gonna randomly facetime her and hope for facetime sex no no i think the guys need to text them yeah earlier in the day and be like babe like i'm thinking about you i'm so horny for you like can we can we FaceTime later? Boom.

And then girls can do the same to guys. They can say the exact same thing. I'm really horny. Can we FaceTime later? Or guys are, you know, ready to pull their dick out and jack off at any moment. Yeah. And so girls, if you want, you can just like the surprise blow job. You can do a surprise FaceTime sex situation. Love a good sex yes so let's get into it so facetime fucking can be so hot because it kind of combines porn

with real life oh it's like it's like you're doing it on your phone so it feels like porn but you're doing it with your significant other so it brings like a realness to it and it's almost like your girlfriend is starring in like a porn that you're writing and directing or that whatever you just said was so beautiful that was like a thesis dude no it's so fun i never thought of it yeah i know that's such a good point like the girl can it's basically oh this is like our time to be cam girls dude i know it's always been a dream i'm not even gonna lie there may have been a moment where i was like should i i remember i had a guy approach me and he's like you will be making like three to six thousand dollars a session and you best believe i pondered it oh of course i would people assume that facetime sex is like sexting it's not no it's not at all

i think during facetime sex you talk less yes than normal absolutely you know what i mean it's way more of a it's like less than when you're actually fucking yeah it's way more of a visual thing this is where you're gonna really show off your body yes for girls and this is directed to girls yeah i was gonna say the confidence thing again we can't reiterate it enough we've talked about um the episode we talk about getting on top, right? Like an equestrian. Girls, anyone, none of us have the perfect body. Okay.

If you have confidence. That's all that fucking matters. Girls, I can't express it enough. Like, I don't care if you're like, oh, I have that extra like winter chub or like I'm not feeling my best. If you get in front of a camera and you're fucking walking around like you're the hottest fucking thing and touching yourself. No guy is looking at that extra whatever. I just want to say right now, the great thing about FaceTime sex is like you're usually going to be like laying on your back if you're holding the phone. Right. Which automatically I feel like makes your body look so hot.

Such a good angle. And you're in control of the goddamn camera yes okay this is how you're gonna start it first of all okay you're gonna start with lingerie on yep not no not even necessarily lingerie but bra and underwear or like clothes just like a little tank top with like no bra on and you're gonna give the guy the visual like this is about to go down yes i mean i guess it could be fun to facetime him and be naked already but i just think a little bit more of a build-up yeah the build-up is better okay so you're gonna start with that and then i think you always start with your tits do not rush it like teasing pull down your tank top and this gives him you know the go-ahead like pull out your

dick grab your jergens lotion and this is about after it. Then I would take off my bra. And this is going to sound so slutty, and this might sound kind of weird. Sophia, give it to them. But this guy thought it was the hottest thing. You try to lick your own nipple. You told me that before. He thought it was so- Which I've never known.

He was like, that's so nasty. And he was like, and if you kind of are doing that, and you look up at the camera, and you're like, I'm your slut. Like like i'm being a slut for you dude learning something every fucking day so basically so you pull your tit up and you basically try to like it like i'm like doing it i know so that's a good one girls that's one thing you can do then what i do is i start panning the camera down my body yes so I'm gonna like show him my tits again I'm gonna like grab my tits like grab both of them like just it just makes it more like a tangible thing yeah and then I'm gonna kind of like put my hand and just start sliding it down

my body and have the camera follow the camera follow my hand and also have underwear on and I'll just have like my hand go into my underwear yep and then you'll kind of just like play around and then it's kind of hot to just move the underwear to the side yes this like this is also for sex too I've had like a lot of guys say that they think that's so hot if you just move your underwear to the side you're like I just can't wait for you to get inside of me yeah like or like yes that's in a little Wayne song it's like slipper panties to the side or some shit yeah that's a great one i agree i think also when you do go down with your camera and with your fingers and you slip it in there have the camera kind of like diagonal underneath your vagina so it's like yeah yeah yeah well very visual right so and you're not going to town yet

no no you're not so then i think you take off the underwear after you kind of like played with yourself yeah and you're still going to continue to play with yourself you're just going to kind of rub your clit yeah and just keep it like that for a while you guys you can't rush this whole thing like that's that's what i need to emphasize you gotta just kind of take your time with it yeah i think that's also the biggest thing like we had just said about the confidence. I think there are a lot of girls out there that are like, fuck, like, like you're thinking about him.

Like, oh my God, does he, is he going to come or like, should I just be done? No, no, no. You take your fucking time. Yeah. Make it feel good for you. And you all, cause he wants it also to be long. Like a guy's not like hurry up, bitch. No, he wants you to fucking marinate in that shit

focus on pleasing yourself i mean at the end of the day that's what's fucking hot don't just hurry and like put your fingers in start with your clit play with yourself so hot if you like start licking and like sucking on your fingers after and like be tasting yourself yep then you are going to put one finger in yep and he needs to see that visual. That's why sometimes I think it's good to be holding the camera at this point. In that case, when you're first going in, you need to be handheld. Yeah. You're going to do one finger, then you're going to go up to two and like really show

him your fingers going in and out. And you want it to be wet. So if you need lube or you need to spit, like whatever, make sure he's hearing as if his dick is there, but your fingers yeah totally and also let's incorporate the talking you don't girls you don't really need to be you can just say you can just say things here and there like oh like i taste so good when your fingers are in your mouth or i'm really wet i wish you were here like i'm so wet yeah i wish i had your cock yeah just stuff like that but you don't need to be talking the whole time and just obviously obviously like naturally as you would be doing if you're masturbating on your own,

you will be moaning. You'll like as you're touching yourself. It will kind of honestly come a little bit naturally. Well, you just need to focus on the body and the visual. Yes. And like the words usually will come along. Yes. So for me, I think once you do the handheld and you take off your thong or whatever underwear you're wearing,

I think that's when you like lean forward and you put the camera down and you're like, I want you to watch me. Totally. And that is when you get on the bed and get your fucking toy. Well, I think they can both be hot. There's pros to both. The other one, it shows your whole body and like you can use both of your hands. I think sometimes guys like when you're holding the camera because it's more point of view,

which is like how porn is filmed. And then also it's close up on your shit. Yes. You know? Yes. So there's pros to both. Well, I was going to say, we always talk about you're going to FaceTime sex more than once. So try out multiple ways.

Get a vibrator. Get a dildo. Yeah. So if you're trying to give this guy a fucking Tony award winning production, I think they all are. So then I think bringing a toy in is so hot. I agree. A vibrator, a dildo, what have you. And then I think you should incorporate the toy the same way you wear with your fingers. If you want to be be a serious freak you can like put a toy in your ass yes and then like keep using your fingers on your i was gonna say also i think if you want to be a freak you can also um like fuck yourself with the toy and then take it out and when you're handheld bring the camera up and

basically like suck on the toy as if it's his dick and be like oh my god i wish this was your cock for sure that's really hot that's a good And it will be wet. So he sees like you're literally sucking the wetness off of the toy. Yeah. And then along with the dirty talk, I just want to go back to that really quick. I think this is a great time for you to ask questions. Yeah. Say like, do you want to see this? Like, is this turning you on? Like, yeah. Like how hard are you like, show me your cock and so right moves the camera to his dick etc so literally i think the best one for girls that don't know what to say is literally like do you like that babe yeah it's i think it's so hot absolutely so

then i think after a while of doing that you will say okay i'm gonna come yeah like do you want me to come like this is like so fucking hot like i'm so horny for you like i'm thinking about you i'm gonna come i'm gonna come for you boom boom i want us to come at the same time babe i'm gonna come oh my god yeah and be doing whatever i think also like because when guys are like at that point you should be ramping up your speed of whatever if you're using your finger or your toy or whatever and showing him because then he's going to be jacking off and you could probably finish at the same time. Yeah. So that's FaceTime sex. I do think that initiating FaceTime sex for guys, this just occurred to me, if you're kind of wanting your girl to do that yeah it kind of has to be on her own terms sometimes

but not all the time like if you're in a relationship and you're dating like and it's you've done it a lot then you can ask but like if you're kind of new and starting to talk i think it's kind of like guys can't ask but i think what they can do it's similar to nudes where if you guys are facetiming and she's like in her or something, be like, can I kind of see? You can ask to be like, oh, I can kind of see your bra strap. And then if she doesn't give you anything, obviously. Then you've got to lay off. But maybe she will.

Maybe she'll bite. Just for guys, really quickly, Sophia, what do you think is the best way for them to set up their camera? I think they have to set it up. I agree. Because, I mean, they're probably going to be using lotion. Right. They're probably going to vigorously be using one hand.

I agree. And I also think for girls, there are some guys that would literally just hold the phone in one hand and jack off in the other. I think it helps girls to also see, like, he's hard. He's jacking off. Definitely. It's like motivation. Motivation. Totally. hard he's jacking off definitely like it's like motivation oh motivation totally so girls guys i really hope i mean i think that's a great basic start off of how to facetime sex have your little outfit on touch yourself lick your fucking tit if you can sofia that one out of nowhere they're

bigger than you guys thought yeah this week is your go-to you should face on sex this week oh you could really pull it out yeah so you guys maybe we'll give you some more tips and tricks but that's what we've got for right now I like that a lot yes I want to get into story time I feel like we always do a good story time we do so Sophia and I were reminiscing um and I want to also first say that on call Her Daddy, I've had people I've read. It's very there's not that many, but there are some people that write in and legit. They're like, that's not true. Or the haters are like, this story is so true. And you know what?

We have footage. We have footage. And I think, well, obviously, we're not going to release it. But I do think like people, we are never going to come on this podcast and make shit up ever no fuck no so let me set the scene um i was talking to this guy and he lived in la and um i had been talking to him for a little bit thanks for getting a little serious and he had come to new york to visit me and then he was like all right i want you to come to la to visit me yeah naturally i was like okay sofia's coming and naturally he paid for our flights yeah oh wait let's address that before we go into time paying for flights girls have written in and said if a guy pays for

my flight do you think that i need to fuck him no no this is what i do okay okay tell us everyone listening no if a guy is going to fly me across the country to fly you anywhere yeah fly me anywhere i'm going to ask do i have my own room do i have my own bed because pretty much if you don't and he's like we're gonna be sharing a room or a bed then you're gonna fuck him absolutely dude that's why it's better to bring a friend one thousand push for bringing a friend like do you have any like friends for her or whatever because it's like there i've like had guys be like oh like no we can just share my bed like but like we won't do anything bullshit bullshit we're just gonna put a pillow in between us and hang out yeah yeah so girls if

you are feeling pressured like the guy wants to fly you out um which to anyone listening that's never heard like or heard of that but they only think prostitutes do that that is so fucking common for guys to offer to fly you out somewhere so just shut the fuck up but we go to la when we show up we literally had no idea where we were staying it was insane like this house was crazy all right so one night they throw a party which we had no idea what's gonna happen so so if you're not like wow this is dope like this is really cool because there's no house parties in New York so the party was great yeah I was vlogging a little bit of the party yeah we are at the party I'm vlogging we go down to the movie theater room.

Yep. And we're like chilling in there. I remember this perfectly. I was doing like an outro or something for my vlog. You're like vlogging. I'm just like kind of in the background hanging out. And someone I remember vividly was like, shots! Because how could I forget something?

Like come take shots, girls. And I remember we both like ran upstairs. Because we're fucking alcoholics. So we run upstairs. We're taking shots. Yes. Fast forward to our way home. my god we are on the plane alex and i and naturally always go through my footage we're sitting next to each other we're going through her footage we're just like sitting there kind of like clicking through it and like all of a sudden we hear like moaning porn a straight-up porno and i'm like what i'm like alex okay what's happening

guys if you've ever seen any movie like i'm like literally tossing the camera i'm like flip to spray onto your laptop fuck guys when i tell you i'm looking at the clip of me when i was doing my outro i start fast forwarding because i'm like, why is this clip so long? Right. Lo and behold. Oh my God. Two people after we left the movie theater room. Yeah.

Walk into the goddamn fucking movie theater. They shut the door behind them, you guys. And they start going at it like fucking rabbits. And that's not the crazy part of the story. No, it's not. It was one of the few famous people at this fucking party so let me just so imagine yourself yes on the fucking plane back to new york we have a camera and i am watching a fucking celebrity fuck on my goddamn vlog camera

you have an actual porn of a famous person and it's the craziest thing. Guys, I wish I could have vlogged our reaction because Sophia and I on that goddamn plane, we didn't know what to do. I mean, I'm like, do we sell it? What do we do? Right. I think that's the most fucked up thing you can do, but you better believe I was like, how much money could we get for this?

And Sophia and I, we are friends with those guys in LA and they're friends with that person and so we didn't want to fuck them over. So Sophia and I have been keeping this little secret. We're like, this is really the first time we've talked about this story to anyone else. This is the first time we ever have. I think one day we're going to release this name of this person. Again, if we get to a million subscribers or a million

some shit, we, dude. But I mean, guys, I think that was just one of the things we wanted to share with you it's like you can't make this shit up on call or dad you can't make this shit up and also it's so crazy alex's vlog camera because we haven't had anything even as close to as crazy as this happen on your vlog camera but like alex will sometimes leave that thing on and like we've like hurt we've like overheard people kind of talking about us like guys when I vlog at parties. Yeah.

I think I'm just vlogging myself and I'll leave that shit in rooms. And like, yeah, we've had girls one time literally talk shit about Sophia. Right. And I have it on my fucking camera. It's kind of insane. It's kind of insane. So all I get from this is I got to keep vlogging. Well, and all I'm getting from this is

people literally are not gonna want to hang out with us so beautiful or no we're gonna get fucking rich one day because we're gonna expose a celebrity no we won't we won't but guys it was so wild it was i mean that footage is in our apartment it was just so funny like us on the plane and i swear to god like the lady next to us we had to sit there and watch the whole thing obviously i just turned the volume down like wow and this lady next to us i swear to god she was watching it she like looked so uncomfortable and i was like honey you know who this is i know who this is and we're gonna watch them come okay holy shit yeah that's story time for this week i hope you guys uh love that one all right let's get into questions. Our favorite time of the year.

So, oh, this is just a quick little story. One time my best friend and I were in the car with these two guys and we decided to have a little competition and we started sucking their dicks to whoever could come first. One. Alex. Have we ever done something like that? I don't believe so. We're not even that close. So two girls, two guys, one car. They're both sucking the dick and they're like, okay, go.

So they're doing a race to see who gets ejaculated on first. Well, who's ever doing the Gluck Gluck 9000? You're winning first. Wow. Kudos to you. What a duo. Name a better duo. I'll wait.

Really? All right. Take it. Go. Okay. This is from a girl. Can you guys talk more about porn masturbating for girls? What should we be

watching is it normal to watch porn with your boyfriend is it weird to be attracted turned on by girls in porn if you're not even a lesbian tips needed okay number one watch porn with your boyfriend that is not weird that's so hot and so fun and you guys are gonna both get horny and have sex with each other yeah my main point though however is i don't know if a lot of girls know this listening but sometimes the hottest thing to watch is girl on girl yeah and that's for straight girls dude i watch girl and girl you watch girl and girl and watches it like and it's just hot to watch because honestly porn is geared towards men exactly so you know what i mean yeah so there's this website that actually my friend told me about belisa b-e-l-e-e-s-a that's not an ad no no no this is not an ad you guys i wish it was that'd be amazing this is a website and it's porn geared towards women you guys it's just like

stuff that girls love yeah girls if you're not watching girl on girl porn give it a try because it's really fucking great right and it's because girl who knows a girl's vagina better than a girl oh you said it you said it beautifully i know so when your significant other asks for the number of people that you've slept with do you tell the truth or do you lie why do we have to keep answering this oh my god you don't fucking why no you don't tell them you say that's a really immature question and that's not something I want to get into and we shouldn't have to. Moving on. If they won't leave you alone, you lie. Lie.

Lie. Lie. How much, like what number should they lie though? More or less. Less. Fucking less, obviously. What if it's like, okay, like two people. No.

No one fucking say two. Obviously girls say like four to five and then guys be like ten. Lie to his face if he won't leave you alone. If any call her daddy person listening ever asks again what someone's number is you're not a daddy gang member because that is just guys you can't be that insecure and immature it comes off weird just don't ask and you're not going to get the honest answer so you're asking to be lied to your face again oh okay um the next one is dude this is weird this guy thought it was so hot and he was slapping my boobs back and forth so hard over and over yelling yeah you like that and he kept trying to stick his

entire hand in my vagina i had to kick him out awful night that sounds like the worst that hook up i've ever fucking heard i don't know why it's funny. Slapping my tits back and forth. And like trying to like stick his forearm up there. Literally, what the fuck? That sounds terrifying. Oh, can I read this one really quick? This is about red receipts, guys. I just want to really lay this out really quickly

because I know I told everyone that listens to Call Her Daddy should have their red receipts on when they're talking to the opposite sex. Someone said, do you have to turn on your red receipts on when they're talking to the opposite sex someone said do you have to turn on your red receipts immediately when you start talking to a guy or a girl i will from now on but am i i'm fucking with this guy right now i've been texting for a while but i haven't had them on is it too late daddy gang it is never too late to turn your red receipts on if anything it's better that it's out of nowhere.

A lot of people ask me, well, what do I do if they confront me about it? Listen to me, girls and men. If they ask you why you turned it on first time over text, you completely ignore the question and you just keep the convo going without answering like, oh, like I'm on my way to the gym. Like, what are you up to? Literally, you are completely ignoring them. If they ask you again, why did you turn your red receipts on you're gonna hit them with something short and make them feel insecure you're literally gonna text them lol relax like what are you up to whenever i tell a guy to relax they immediately feel insecure it's like oh relax what are you up to girls and men you do not answer when someone asks you why your red receipts on they do not need to know that

information because if as far as they're concerned it could be for someone else yeah they don't need to know yeah so girls men turn your red receipts on but it is never too late to randomly do it and when they ask you're not fucking answering them never too late okay i fucking love that question is there any way to recover from a drunk text snap snap, or DM? You guys, you said it once and we'll say it again. You are one with the Lord the next day. If you drunkenly sent this person something, you do not acknowledge it. That's the worst thing you can do is the next day being like, oh my God, sorry. Like I was so hammered.

I think they'll be able to tell by all the misspelling and the fucking exclamation point. Like Sophia said, guys guys you're one with the lord the birds are chirping you're at church i think it's so good if a girl or a guy well usually it's mostly girls because we're fucking emotional shit but like if you send that embarrassing crippling text ladies the next day you can if even if you have like 10 texts to him from the night before you can just hit him up hey Hey, babe, like what's up? Yeah. And then pretending it never happened.

And you may look fucking crazy. And you know what? Guys love the fucking crazy. So there you go. So it works. Girls don't feel like you can't literally go right back at them the next morning and pretend like you didn't do shit. Yeah.

Boom. Boom. Boom. Guys. Do you have any more? No, I think that's it. I have one. Okay, go. I have my last last one and i just want to address

this because it breaks my heart this girl said i have never come before why and how listen to me i know that there are girls listening to this that never have you can and you will yes but these girls need to get it out of their heads that a guy is going to come by and he's going to do it for them. No, girls, you need to get to know your own body. Know yourself. Spend time. Okay. It doesn't happen right away.

You should get yourself a couple toys and every week you should be trying a new toy, trying a new thing. Like we said, watch girl on girl porn. Get turned on. Yes. And when you can do it yourself is when you can also do it with a partner. Do it with yourself first. I was going to say, I think a lot of times because if girls have never come, you guys

are overthinking it in your heads and you're laying there and you're like, okay, it's going to happen this time. No, relax. You got to relax. Stop putting so much pressure on it. So what? So it still feels good. And if you don't like have an orgasm like it was still a fun time

exactly so relax try different stuff get lube get a toy boom and it will happen that's right baby okay guys that is episode 18 wow that's fucking amazing i need to get out of this room because i'm dude it's so fucking hot in here bullet we both have hoodies on again merch always plug um if you guys have not gotten call her daddy merch it's so sick i'm sorry well and let me just tell you like i all i do is wear hoodies so i promise you i would not make you guys or ask you guys to get yeah i wouldn't tell you guys to get something if i didn't fucking love it we're coming out with the degrade me um hoodies which i i can't fucking wait for so just go to barstool go to call her daddy and go to shop and we'll be gucci boom also is there anything else any other housekeeping things we love you i'm sweating i'm sweating i'm gonna pass out i'm literally about

to pass out our producer is gonna come get us and i'm gonna be literally on the floor right um all right guys we oh the facebook group we are working on it guys we are trying as hard as we can to accept people just bear with us we're trying to keep an exclusive group yes we love you daddy we love you so much every goddamn let's do this peace out daddy gang