Call Her Daddy - 19 - Men, Talk Nasty to Us

Episode Date: January 23, 2019

The girls give an update on their apartment and it includes a break in. They also address drunk snaps, thirst traps, and that promoter life. Finally they get into dirty talk for men, a man's O face, and Alex introduces a new sex technique...cue the 'chopsticks move'. 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy what's up guys it is call her daddy back at it again for another episode episode um it's freezing oh my god my toes actually hurt sofia and i um were walking to work today and it's it's eight degrees yeah so that's cute yeah we were walking to work today we saw this woman and like the parka that goes all the way down to your ankle and i'm like i know that's not fucking cute but i low- key want one. It's a walking sleeping bag. Yeah, pretty much. It is. And it's just I want one.

So we're freezing in New York. And I noticed the other day I said to Sophia that there were a lot of people that were writing in to us being like, oh, my God, guys, like, are you high because of your neighbors? If you guys listen to our past episodes, we always got high for free from our neighbors blazing up outside. Yeah. And that's not the case anymore our neighbors blazing up outside. Yeah. And that's not the case anymore, guys. It's winter. No, there's actually something much, much, much more intense that happens in our apartment that we want to tell you about. Because you guys are always intrigued by the fucking trash that we live in.

Our ratchet ass apartment. Guys, the heater. The heater. apartment guys the heater the heater i okay it was so bad that alex had a highlight reel called titled heater wars because the heater in our apartment is so insane guys we moved in in the first time i actually started to hear this it was terrifying it literally sounds like darth vader coming out of hell guys i was documenting every night i'm like crying in my bed like there's someone coming into the apartment because it sounds terrifying it sounds like someone grabbed a crowbar and like entered into our apartment and is trying to just like they're

like hitting the walls like and murder us there was a guy that was staying over and we were dead asleep and he like shot up from the bed and was like someone's breaking and entering sofia like oh my god and i was like no no that's just the heater and was like, someone's breaking and entering. Sophia, like, oh, my God. And I was like, no, no, no. That's just the heater. And he's like, what are you talking about? You're like, babe, babe, babe. It is so loud that Alex has three sound machines.

People think it's so funny. It sounds like she's sleeping in a wind tunnel. No, guys, if anyone wanted to wake me up in my room, you couldn't because I have an actual sound. I knocked on your door. Like I pounded on your door trying to wake you up before. I'm like, God forbid there's ever a fire because homegirl. Homegirl's dead. I have, like, five sound machines and whatever.

But let's talk about what happened the other weekend. The moose. Oh. The moose. My God. How do we make this? Like, I wish we could insert, like, creepy music. This is going to be a not funny segment of the podcast.

I know we always keep it light, but I'm funny. No, this is fucking fucked up. This is fucking terrifying. Yeah. Our roommate has a moose, like a stuffed animal moose in her room. I just realized when you said our roommate has a moose. Do you remember when she was texting us? We'll get into it in the story, but when she's texting us, my moose is missing.

We're like, your moose? What the fuck are you talking about? Your moose? We're like, she must have gotten hot boxed too missing we're like your moose what the fuck are you talking about your moose we're like she must have gotten hot box yeah like she's fucking high so uh yeah lauren has a moose in her room and one night we're all asleep like we're going to sleep it's like midnight and lauren texts the group chat and she's like guys my moose that has been missing i just found it and it is on the fire escape. We were both like, Lauren, what are you talking about? Like, you found your missing moose.

Like, we're like, what the fuck? Finally, Sophia. She's like, no, guys, I'm like really upset and freaked out. You need to come out here. And Sophia and I are like, OK, wait, what the fuck? Yeah. So we get up and we go into Lauren's room. We go into Lauren's room and she like peels back the curtain from her window.

And all of a sudden out on the fire escape her moose is like strategically placed on the ledge like just standing there it's staring literally directly into her window her moose is staring at her from the fire escape right like that means just so we can like all be on the same page that means that someone had gotten on the fire escape, crawled into her room from the window, walked across her room, grabbed the mousse and took it outside and placed it on the ledge just to fuck with us. Like it was nothing. I have chills right now. No, me too. Because first of all, nothing was missing.

Like Lauren's shit, like she had cash in there. She had laptops. Like she had a lot of shit in that room. Nothing was missing. Literally someone just went in to fuck with us it was the creepiest thing guys we're gonna release the picture on call her daddy because we're not fucking making this up Lauren I felt the worst for because it's her room it's really fucking scary so moral of the story is we're moving soon yeah I'll get the fuck out of the apartment um I have something I want to tell all of our female daddies and every man uh listening will be happy that i'm bringing this one up putting the dick back in i know exactly what you're talking about this is like okay guys

girls so many times the man is the aggressor he's the one initiating sex he's going for it there is nothing hotter than if his shit comes out during sex sorry if his dick i'm not saying shit if his dick comes out mid-fuck if a girl takes the initiative and grabs that thing and puts it back in so hot guys will fucking love you girls because the thing is it's like i think a lot of girls don't know what to do in those situations if you shove it back in and you're like i that shows a guy i want this yeah i need this you were fucking me so good that that is like i need it put it back in i think give me more right i think sometimes girls get like awkward and they're like oh my god this is

awkward it fell out yeah no it does not need to be awkward you can turn it same thing with a queef yeah you can turn this shit that is usually awkward into something fucking hot absolutely i'm gonna say it again if you queef you're gonna say oh my god like you are making me so wet or that's how i know you're fucking me right right like keep going yes this thing you are gonna be like i need you back inside me yeah like that guy oh my god girls i don't think you can understand it enough like to a guy it's like holy shit she's fucking fiending for my dick guys are always initiating and they've always got to put it back in and they're always like yeah this on a girl's end daddy's i want every daddy the next time that thing fucking comes out you are shoving it back in there oh my god it's just fucking charity work work. Also, this is reminding me when you're about to have sex and he's about to put it in, if he's kind of struggling, I know sometimes girls just lay back and let him put your fingers on there and spread your lips.

Yeah. I think it's hot. I think it's taking a little initiative. For sure. I think it's you know taking a little initiative for sure I also think sometimes like girls get all awkward when they're laying there and if it's not going in or if it's not wet enough or something first of all girls lick your fucking fingers and put it down there and get it wet um or and also help him out like I don't understand it's a teamwork make or what is it teamwork makes the dream work boom yeah So girls get a little initiative.

Yeah. And because guys will fucking love that and be like, holy shit. She's amazing. That's showing you want it to daddy's daddy's daddy. No daddy. There are so many social media do's and don'ts. And we I mean, we love you to death. And Alex and I have been there, but we just want to all get on the same page.

And there are some things that need to go. I am the queen of everything that we're about to talk about. So let's just get right into it. First thing is first is girls need to stop avoiding the thirst trap. When I say that, I'm saying that embrace it. If you're posting an ass shot, a tit shot, a bikini shot, fucking rock it. I don't want to see girls posting the fucking Gandhi quote. I'm like, do not disrespect Gandhi like that. Do not disrespect him like that. These girls are half naked and are putting

some like deep, deep philosophical quote. And I'm like, knock it off. Put in, put a fucking emoji in your caption. That is exactly girls. A thirst trap is a thirst trap and we got to embrace it. You got to hoe it up in 2019 and own that shit. Absolutely. I totally agree. Okay guys, I probably did this 10 times worse than anybody on the gram. The fucking drunk party pics or party snacks. Oh,

I would die to be able to see half of this. Actually, no, I wouldn't want to see the shit that I posted in college, but you absolutely can have like some pictures of you drinking alcohol here and there like you party whatever right it's when every single picture is you with like a shot and like a beer in one hand yes and like you look fucking trash yeah like your vagina's hanging out and you're like about last night right it's like no your

weave is like hanging on by a thread you want people to think you were baking cookies last night and you're a good wholesome bitch like because it ends up looking trashy and to a guy as much as you think guys like oh she must be cool as fuck guys don't really want to fuck around with the girl that's getting fucked up every night i always be the girl that gets fucked up every night. Just don't show anyone about it. Those are just pics though. The snaps. The snaps.

Your stories. Let me tell you ladies. Less is more. Absolutely. If you are trying to make a guy or girl jealous, you are not going to accomplish that by basically letting them see your entire night unfold on Snapchat. You need to be fucking sketchy as shit you post a pre with like at the pregame with your girls or at the pregame with your boys and then you never post yet so they know you're going out they have no idea where you

are etc i love how you said post something sketchy like post yourself in an alleyway in the dark make them really wonder what the fuck you're up to. Oh my God. The drunk snaps just in general, when people go to a concert, my friend was, my friend was in Vegas and Drake was performing. And when I say that I heard passion fruit, I heard every song, the whole take care album. And you heard it. Yeah.

I can just, I can pull them up on Spotify. I don't need to hear this shitty, like, you don't need to film the whole concert. You, Sophia, you were basically in Vegas at the concert. Why? The shittiest concert I've ever seen through my phone. Exactly, because it's the shittiest quality. Yeah. So people, I texted my brother, I think it was like a few months ago, and he went to

a concert and he was doing that. I texted him. I said, knock it off. Knock it off. Yes. What is that shit? Bottle service. We are going down the line right now.

I'm like in pain. Guys. Okay. Oh, I was such a bottle rat. Oh, the second like the bottle of 1942, the second the bottle of Dom showed up, I was like gots to go on my story it's so embarrassing no every fucking girl is snapchatting the bottle service that was not even paid for it's from a fucking promoter it's either a promoter or it's an old ass man who needed hot

girls at his table moral of the story is you didn't pay for it. It's like, what are you bragging about? Right. Promoters. Okay, Alex. Dude. Promoters. I mean, I don't want to shit on them because we have some friends. No, it's just so funny because never have I met a promoter who has said he's a promoter.

Unless it's to like a group of like 17 year old girls that he's about to get into the club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like in the daytime, he's not a promoter. He's like, you know, I've got this like business. Right. And it's like, and i've got this like business right and it's like and then i also do real estate and i'm also like i've got some properties it's like you bet you're a

promoter you're either a promoter or a drug dealer and i hope it's the latter and that's just what it is no it's true the guy that i actually just went to visit i brought this up to him and he was like when i get a bottle i literally tell them do not dare come to my table with the sparklers and shit. I just want the fucking bottle that I'm paying for. Like don't do the presentation. Like just discreetly pass me the bottle. That's so hot.

So hot. It's so hot when you fucking act like you've been there before. Alex, you said this the other day and that phrase has stuck with me. Act like you've been there before. Daddies, I say this all the fucking time. This is our new motto. Act like you've been there before daddies i say this all the fucking time this is our new motto act like you've been there before whenever you're thinking about posting something for example oh let's talk about listen it's okay to occasionally post a flex but when i see you taking a picture of i don't know your new nails and it's in front of your Mercedes.

Oh, you know what? It's probably a five month lease and you're in the fourth month and you're about to have to get rid of it. Or it's your fucking neighbors. You're like, hey, can Steven, can I take a pic in your car? Guys, the flexes are rough. Or girls that are like, oh, love my matcha. And there is a perfectly placed Chanel bag in the background. It's just own it.

Like you had talked about when you see people in their front row and they're trying so hard to show your front row. So they like pan up their phone. They're like your court side and they like show their fee on the floor and then like pan the phone up. It's like, okay. Also, guys, how many times is this stuff? Just like you said with the Mercedes, it's not even something you purchased.

It's so true. It's a gift that your sugar daddy got you oh my god fucking sugar daddy dude i need to tell the daddies what my friend told me my friend has been dating a guy for a couple months now and i would say he is a septuagenarian man. Excuse me? He is in his 70s, all right? Oh, how old is she? She's in her 20s. He's in his 70s. Love that for her. He has a prune dick.

His ass is all wrinkles. They've been dating for a while. True love. But the amount of shit that this guy buys her is insane. Like, she will send me pictures of new chanel bags like hermes like anything and i've like been getting low-key jealous and i still want a fucking sugar daddy i was gonna say so where are our sugar daddies at yeah so he's been buying her all this shit and like sending me pictures and the other day she's like sophia you have no fucking clue what i just found out

he gave her a birkin oh okay same she was just she like took it out shopping whatever and she noticed like it started to easily rip on the inside which a fucking birkin does not easily rip on the inside so she was like what the hell she took it to the store she took it to the store and the fucking sales clerk was like, this is the fakest bag I have ever seen in my entire life. Oh, what? Obviously, she didn't say it that intense, but the lady was like, I'm sorry. This shit's fake. I'm sorry, man.

This is a fake bag. My friend goes home. She's like looking through all of her shit because this guy has gotten her like jewelry, etc. And like all of it, she's pretty sure is fucking fake shut she is fucking a wrinkly small wiener hole that he can barely get it up and all of this shit she's been fucking for is fake just having dead he's a dead man having like viagra parties with this old ass man. And it's all fucking fake. All fake.

Any girls listening on Call Her Daddy that have a sugar daddy, you better be making sure goddamn well that that shit is fucking real. You're not fucking for fake Chanel, baby. No, no, no. We are fucking for real Chanel and real Perkins. So when he dies, we can go and trade it in and get cash for that shit. Liquidize that shit. What the fuck? You're so brilliant, Alex.lex i know i need a sugar daddy first though taking all increase dm me oh they probably don't have instagrams fuck okay that's crazy that's fucking i'm rattled i know

okay so here we go let's just do it it's like every episode we're name dropping and i'm waiting for someone to bomb us and be like you're fucking done but i'm gonna do it. It's like every episode we're name dropping and I'm waiting for someone to bomb us and be like, you're fucking done. But I'm going to do it because I don't really give a shit. All right. Olivia Coppola. We're back at it again. Once again. What pisses me the fuck off about her is the delusion.

Olivia has her assistants take videos of her where she appears to be completely unaware that they are filming her. And then they go and they are posting these videos on her story with captions that make it seem like, again, she has absolutely no idea that they had her phone and they are posting these videos on Instagram. Like, what? So really, the truth is that Olivia is posting these videos on instagram like okay so really the truth is that olivia is posting these videos and then she's trying to play it off like she had no fucking clue like they take videos of her while she's sleeping and they're like olivia's tired from her nap and it's on her own fucking channel can you imagine if i put on my fucking story like Sophia is just so tired.

Like Sophia sleepy time. Can you imagine? Like and there was just a video of you sleeping on your bed and it's like Sophia you literally know no one has your password. I'm imagining you like filming me at the gym and being like Sophia is getting after it today. I'm putting it on my own fucking story. It's like the third person thing and I'm like Olivia everyone fucking knows that no one has the password to your fucking phone.

And nobody is throwing up a story without your consent, bitch. You are typing that caption and saying, sleepy time for Olivia. Guys, your story can only be in first person. All right? Knock it off. No third person stories. Knock it the fuck off. Seriously, any time you try to have a candid anything

on your own stories. No. Like she's acting like someone stole her phone, knew her password, was able to record her when she wasn't expecting it and was able to throw it up on her story. Without her seeing. And she happens to look like a goddamn beauty queen. Dude, I remember one was in Vegas

and she was like a little far away from the camera and she was like partying and she was doing something with the champagne glass and her assistant whoever the fuck is taking these videos zoomed in on her and was like oh my gosh like this girl knows how to have so much fun i posted on her story i'm like olivia you ran across the pool took the phone looked at it and you, wait, do it one more time. And then she's capturing it being like, Olivia knows how to have fun. Olivia, stop. And I don't want people to feel like we talked shit on her.

Alex, we've talked about this before. Olivia, we just want you to be a savage. Yeah. You're so hot. So hot. That it's like, I want you to treat Danny and Mandola like shit. Right. And I want you to be shady.

And I want you to fucking shave your vagina and make him think you're cheating like we want you to get fucking crazy and i don't want you to put these stories i want you to post a story that is like i am a badass bitch i'm so fucking hot olivia own it and be holding the champagne and be like i'm about to get fucked tonight well no actually don't say that but like own it i think the thing we have the issue with her is like i just said, the delusion. You know you are being filmed, Olivia. Well, I mean, you're not asleep. You're awake and you just handed her your phone and you unlocked it.

You said, OK, do it like this angle. Her stories are pretty rough. They are. OK, let's talk about sex. I know you guys have been all waiting for this part of the episode. I'm stretching because I'm about to get fucking dirty and i'm excited okay so mostly girls actually have been like how do i get my man to talk during sex and this one hits real close to home for alex yeah you pretty much dated a mule right that's exactly what i was gonna say i dated a mule and

it was fun and it was no i'm kidding it was fucking horrible guys yeah i always tell sophia i would look up at him while we're fucking and i would be like yeah babe you like that one and he's just like and i'm like dude i've been there too where like you're doing it and you have no idea right you have no clue if they're even into it they're disgusted if they're asleep if they're awake he's just going to pound town and you ask him questions and there are times that my ex would literally just be like yeah i'm like okay so i guess i'll just go fuck myself alone it's like you're having sex by yourself yep so it's getting guys to speak up in bed is so huge because this is the thing it's harder for guys to talk during sex than girls

girls can be like oh my god like you're making my pussy so wet meanwhile the guy's like yeah same my dick is wet from your pussy like you know what i mean it's harder for them so i think my first go-to line i want to give to guys is literally just saying the word fuck I know it's short and simple but just that can make a girl know you're fucking turning you're turned on and you're enjoying yourself I know it's such a short like you don't I mean when I hear a guy even if it's under his breath say the word fuck while we're having sex or like when he just puts it in yeah it is the biggest turn on yeah i don't know how to describe it but when i hear a guy say the word fuck it just does something to me so when you're fucking if it does something to me it will probably do something to

her all right this is huge and this isn't even dirty okay okay a guy telling a girl that she is hot while he is fucking her. And I know it sounds so stupid. No, that's so underrated. You guys don't understand. Girls get in their heads so much. Yeah. And if they hear you give them one compliment and just say, you look so fucking hot right now.

And then the girl feels hot. Yes. And then she feels super comfortable. To go crazy. And then she's gonna act she's gonna throw it back in your face and squirt on your face and shit on your face if you're into that do you know what i mean absolutely no absolutely i i was gonna say like i think like the whole like fuck babe you're so hot a girl is gonna like we've always said in the past if you reinforce

her with some positive reinforcement she's gonna get fucking nasty yes and she's gonna slap your cockle over her face and put it in there and rub it around and squirt on you like that's just the goal right if a guy is telling me that i look hot while we're fucking i want to ride his dick that much harder boom oh god you stallion i think another one is like just saying like the whole you're so you're so wet like oh my god babe you're so wet like a girl's like fuck yeah because you're fucking me right and then it's just a mutual thing what do you feel how do you feel the slut the slut oh you're my you're a slut before we say the slut okay telling a girl how tight oh i think that's a huge one i like that that's a huge one you feel so tired like your pussy's like gripping my cock oh oh i am a fucking master a poet you didn't know you knew it surprise

stop okay um no i like that one a lot yeah guys compliment how wet she is compliment how tight she is going back to the whole slut thing how do you feel if a guy on like your first fuck was like you're a fucking slut uh i'm not even gonna lie to you i think that if he just straight up called me a slut while we were fucking for the first time i'd be like all right i'm gonna pack my bags my uber's gotta go no i think listen guys it's a weird thing but it's like it's got to be on our terms yeah i get to call myself a slut not you you can say hey call me a slut exactly and then he can call you one but if he out of nowhere it's just like at least in the beginning yeah yeah once you guys are comfortable once you guys are comfortable the fucking freak oh yeah whip me in the face with your dick and call me a slut no but even guys can start saying stuff and i know with with the whole Me Too movement, et cetera, guys are like a little bit scared.

But once you're comfortable with a girl. Oh, yeah. Once she gives you the okay, you call that girl a whore and she's like, oh, fuck, I'm going to fuck you harder. Yeah. Some X-rated shit guys can say. So now that we've given you the basics, the wet, the tight, everything, let's give them some more X-rated content.

I think this is more if you're into kinky sex and you have like a submissive situation yeah because listen i'm one of those girls like i think it's so hot when a guy's like a little bit of dumb yeah dumb and or that means dominant yeah sorry and um and if he takes charge and he like kind of takes control of me in the bedroom i think that's hot i think it's hot too so i think the what do you think is like a good one that's like really out there give them something that they're gonna be shooketh in the panties yeah i think uh for guys something really really raunchy they can say is like you're just a hole you are just a hole for me to fuck honestly you're just a hole you're just a hole bitch brilliant straight brilliance beautiful

poetry that's on our game today that's an intense you're just a hole for me to fuck yeah or you know what's really fucked up and twisted that i've heard that some men do is if they're into that whole role play thing saying you can't even make me come oh my god to the girl see i love that because in the fuck um i'm like oh my god yes no yeah that guys if you say you can't even make me come yeah for personally obviously like it's got to be this right girl but a lot of girls would take that as a challenge i'm like oh oh you think oh my god if you're the girl you look up at him and you're like I'm just gonna have to be a bigger slut then oh that's what we talked about

last episode you pull out and you suck his dick I go right at him with the Cooper special flip him over let's go finger in the booty hole oh we gotta talk about that we do have to someday talk about that but um and then I think obviously um if you are comfortable with the girl just saying you're like you're a whore like you're my slut like you're a slut for me.

And I love the possessive twist on it. I think that can be really I really like that too. And then I think also just asking questions guys you just saying like do you like that. Like are you going to take all of me like tell me oh i think the tell me it's mine can be hot if you're fucking say you're fucking her from behind you're like holding her hair back and you kind of like pull her hair and make her like turn her head to look back at you and he's like tell me it's mine and she's getting fucked from behind and she's like it's yours what's the one that you said before that like can you take all of me yeah like take all of me like do you like that are you gonna take all of me and she's like yeah i want you all of me. Like, do you like that? Are you going to take all of me? And she's like, yeah, I want you all inside me.

I like that. Boom. And then you just squat down on his dick. Get your squats in, girls. Guys, this is just shit that you say with words. These are phrases you can use unless you're just using the singular word fuck, which is always amazing. Yep.

If you don't want to, if you're feeling a little hesitant, that's fine. Yeah. That's totally fine. But I want to hear something come out of your mouth please moan grunt i don't care what it is it is not fun when you are having sex with a guy and you have no idea if he's enjoying it and you can't hear anything coming out of his mouth a mute is not fun to fuck i'd rather be with my vibrator in my lube and having a great fucking time on my own it really turns me on and it gives me motivation.

Yes. When I hear a guy kind of moaning, grunting, I can tell that it feels amazing. Doesn't it turn you on? So much. With that said, with the whole moaning thing, I want to talk about Paris for a second. The infamous Paris trip. Alexlex everyone wanted to know what happened if you guys didn't know i have a vlog where i met a guy and he was hot as shit but something sexually went wrong when you came home from paris and you told me this story i couldn't

breathe for the next four hours because it was the funniest, realest shit I had ever heard. This is what we want to call Paris boy equals the seizure face. The seizure. The male sexual seizure. When I said that I want to hear you moaning or grunting, I do. But I don't want to hear you or watch you seizuring. Let me break it down for you girls. I went to give this guy a pre-fuck blowjob.

Casual. I know. Casual. So I'm just going to do my thing. And I went to start by, and you know, this may be part of the Cooper special. I went to literally just take my tongue and flirt around with the tip of his penis. Literally his wiener hole. Flirting.

Flirting. Just a little lickage, a little circular motion, a little up and down, a little in and out of the wiener hole. And like me, I'm like, okay okay i'm like yawning i'm like here we go and he the minute i put my fucking tongue on this man's wiener hole all of a sudden i lose him he goes to a different dimension and i see this man literally his left leg starts like shaking like a fucking dog when you're like scratching them and you know how the dog like like his his right he has one leg that like

involuntarily is just like shaking and then all of a sudden i see his eyes roll to the back of his head his left leg is shaking and he's like oh my god if a girl's eyes roll into the back of her head it can be kind of hot guys I never want to see that shit from you Dude I wanted to stop and look up at him And be like I did it Your dick's not even wet dude I haven't even licked the whole fucking chat You know what act like you've been there before

Thank you Men act like you've been there before Act like your dick has been in a vagina Act like your wiener hole has been in a mouth for the love of god alex no dude it literally he looked like he like he had gone through an exorcism i can't breathe right now because i know exactly what you're talking about you are hooking up and all of a sudden they are quivering yes they are twitching yes it is involuntary spasms throughout their body isn't it usually like it's either right when they stick it in or right when you start giving

them head it's like oh and it is like what are you doing i'm like somebody get a fucking priest in here we need an exorcism we need some holy water the bible let's go come back to me like dude it is terrifying girls i feel like every girl has had that guy that they're like oh his sex face is rough and listen i want to i want to make sure every guy knows we're not shitting on you but listen i understand that some things in sex are involuntary with that said you should be able to fucking control a little bit of yourself like most things in life balance because we want to hear you but we don't want to feel like you're about to have... Like you're not on earth anymore.

You're gone. A sporadic combustion and fucking explode. So guys, please watch out for the seizure phase. Be careful and just keep it together. And don't get that fucking excited. And the sounds they make, they're like... And you're like... I want to take my tongue make they're like and you're like you like i want to take my tongue off and be like you good he's like and i'm like i'm done goodbye

don't embarrass me like this what the fuck i should be using my skill on someone else that really deserves it so oh my god i'm like heated i'm like sweating oh i'm fucking riled so yeah that was fucking paris boy fucking sick joke um okay i want to try to talk about this sex thing that i do but i i'm gonna really try to paint a picture because i was having a heart okay sofia was staying at a hotel this week because her mom was in town and i was trying to explain it to her last night i'm like wait like i think i may want to bring this up on the podcast I couldn't explain it so I put my phone down mid FaceTime and I spread my legs and I'm like all right so this is how it goes and Sophia was in public in like a library area and she's like everyone's watching this happen I was

yeah I was like you're on a like working area and I was FaceTiming you and all of a sudden you took the phone it was down your pants and I was like, okay, having FaceTime sex. Girls, this is just a little added thing that I think is really great to incorporate when you're putting the dick back in the V. So I want everyone to envision, um, I'm going to say this is for like missionary style. So so because that's like a boring ass position so we can spice it up i love missionary me too no i really do no i'm kidding no i like it too it's fine it's fine but you just said it's boring i don't think it's it can be boring if it can be boring if you're boring in bed i think you can totally spice it up we could we could talk about

missionary and how to make it which someone made a comment saying i was a dead fish and you can go fuck off because this fish knows how to fuck i also look like one apparently shut up so okay so i want you guys to every girl in vision you're on your back you're about to do missionary uh-huh so every guy like the feeling of going into a vagina is just like the best feeling in the world you know yeah so and especially like when you're super tight everyone get your kegels in um it's great for a guy yeah this is something i do occasionally just to like give him the extra sensation that like he like of tightness almost okay so what i do is i take my ring finger no i take my my pointer finger and my middle finger okay and i spread them like a v kind of okay then i point them like a peace sign okay so then you're gonna point them in the downward direction so everyone be putting your fingers down okay then you're going to basically

be putting them like on top of his dick got it so it's like a little stick figure on top of his dick so you're gonna spread your two fingers onto both sides you're scissoring his dick with your fingers yes perfect okay so ladies so he's about to go inside you you are going to put these fingers at like basically the top of his dick where the tip is okay so you're gonna start it there as he's about to go into your vagina when he's going forward you're gonna go in the opposite direction with your fingers so you are and so you're going basically to the bot like to the base to the shaft of it and you're it's like the momentum of his dick going in your fingers kind of going along it so it's almost like it's kind of like a it's like a not a hand job but it's like extra sensation so

when he's going in your fingers as he's going in your vagina, and you can keep this close to your vagina, girls, as he's going farther in, but you slowly are taking your two fingers and they're just kind of like ridged up against the side of his dick and you're kind of putting a little bit of pressure and you move it all the way towards the base of the shaft.

Yeah, I could see that being really hot. Like the sensation of different tightness. A lot of guys have said like, it feels amazing. It's the chopstick move. it's the chopstick move it's the chopstick move i like it okay also though if you want to try you can also do it where you put your thumb and your pointer finger together and you put it giving an okay sign right right and then you put it around his tip first and when he's about to go in then you slide it down and girls i think this is just you don't have to do it all the time but this is just something to put

into your repertoire of like guys occasionally you can throw it in and they'll be like oh shit like that feels fucking great well i want to give that a try for sure i would love to hear the feedback oh the chopstick sofia we didn't even plan that. I know. I'm so proud of you. Thank you. When I was visiting a guy this weekend, he told me a really funny story that I want to just share on this podcast. Because we, in the past, we've talked about funny ways that guys have jack off. They all have their certain ways. Right. My ex-boyfriend used to hump the bed.

I don't know what episode it's in. Oh, I told the guy that. And he was like, what? Yeah. He didn't understand. No lotion. Just a furry blanket humps the bed. Very interesting.

Yeah. Okay. So he said that this guy he knew would let bananas get super like ripe. They would get like a little brown. So once they start to get a little bit brown. You can make banana bread. Yeah, Sophia. Oh, what? can make banana bread yeah sophia um he would take the banana out of the banana peel and he

wouldn't peel it like all the way down he would try to like pull the banana out and then he would fuck inside of the banana peel i don't believe you and he said i don't believe you dude if i had a dick i actually would like to try this because you know how there's kind of like that mushy shit in the banana peel left. And he said it's the best way to jack off. And so he said like whenever they would go on trips and shit, this guy would like get a shit ton of bananas and bring them to the hotel rooms. And like, that's how he jacks off is into the banana peel. I want to make a guy do that.

Wait, right. How it goes. No, guys, daddy gang, any men, if you want to try this and write into us and let us know. Yes. I would love. I don't think we should be telling guys to, like, jack off and let us know how it was. No, just let us know how it went with the banana. Yeah.

Also, another thing I wanted to bring up before we get into questions. I had a lot of girls writing in being like, oh, my God, this guy was like, I sent him a nude and it was amazing like he said he jacked off to it blah blah that's a fucking joke that's a fucking joke guys do not jack off to new girls no guy is jacking off to your nude i'm sorry that's nice that they're trying to make you feel good but i think it's a psa to all girls just so you know no guy is holding his phone and looking at your nude and jacking off to it to fruition. It's not happening.

It may get him horny. He may be like, oh, fuck. Your nude is an inspiration for him to go watch porn. Yes. It's an inspo. It's an inspo pic, okay? It's an inspo pic. Literally, that's an inspo pic.

So, like, girls, just so you know, like, obviously we're not trying to make you feel like shit. But just so you know, whenever a guy is like, oh, my God, I just jacked off to that. That was so hot. No, he didn't. In this day and age, this guy can watch, like, three girls all with strap-ons fucking each other and then, like, a girl having an Ethiopian team run a train on her. Whoa. He's not looking at your fucking nipples and be like, holy shit, I'm going to cum on this picture.

Like in your little booty shorts with no bra on in the mirror. No. He's not looking at your fucking nipples and be like, holy shit, I'm going to come on this picture. Like in your little booty shorts with no bra on in the mirror. No. He's not fucking doing that. No, no, no. Now, maybe if you do a full video. Yeah, that's a different thing. But a nude, fuck off. Out of here.

No, no, no. Girls. It's inspo. So next time he does that, laugh in his face. Daddy gang, your questions this week were fucking wild. Wow. I love this shit. Wow, wow, wow.

Okay. Do you want me to go ahead and start? You go ahead. Start it. Here we go. How does the daddy gang feel about their boyfriend slash husband going to strip clubs and getting lap dances? Pop that.

I thought this was very. I thought this was really interesting. I personally don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about this. Like. I don't either. Strip clubs. The lap dance I think can get a little wild because I don't give a shit about this like I don't either strip clubs the lap dance I think can get a little

while because I don't know I don't care what anybody says sometimes guys end up fucking those girls I my ex-boyfriend has told me he has fucked like numerous strippers just from a lap dance wait really yeah for sure oh so inside this is also the same guy that would like dance with girls and tell me he got boners with yeah dancing with them while we were together. So that's either here or there. Yeah. Okay. But no, I actually, I personally don't really give a shit about strip clubs.

It's like I've gone to strip clubs. What about the lap dance? Like they go into a separate room and she's like grinding on his dick and he's going to get a boner. No. I still don't care that much. I don't care that much. Oh, but you don't like that one. I don't really care that much.

But if I could, I would prefer them not do that if your man goes to the strip club and gets a lap dance so are you allowed to give a guy a lap dance boom right i like that don't you think oh like so you should be able to go to a party and get drunk and like give a lap ride on a guy for fun yes people guys are gonna freak fucking hate us girls get after it whatever um next um what do you guys think about music during sex one of my exes and i tried it once she had her phone on shuffle as we were getting into it one of the songs ended we were mid fuck and then the next song that came on was silent night oh that's fucking okay this is what i think about music during sex no um i just i think this

is the thing i think if there's music in the background i think if it's in the other room that's fine but if you are specifically playing music for sex and you have like this playlist even if it's a fucking sex playlist i think it's so awkward because say he's like you can't help but like kind of fuck to the beat of a song and then the middle if if that song ends your fucking sex is like awkward and then it's like silent until the next song yeah i hate if a guy has a perfectly planned out playlist and it's like marvin gay and like all these slow jams like baby grand with me no i'm like i don't want to grab i'm drier than the sahara get the fuck out of here i hate it yeah

so i mean listen i know some people like it but if i was fucking guy i don't want him to be like hold on let me turn on music and put on his playlist it's the same thing with the tv on and then all of a sudden there's like a toyota commercial it's like come on down to 77th street and get your camry today it's like no shut up all right okay this girl said selling used panties online have you guys done it or do you have friends who have done it where does the daddy gang stand whoa oh i've never done it i haven't either i've gotten offered i have too i don't know i like kind of low-key think like who gives a shit like why not like I I mean but if it is to a random I get it's also weird. I had a girl in college she was on my team and like she

would always she was in a long-distance relationship so she would like wear her underwear for a day and then she would put it in an envelope and she would ship it to her boyfriend and he like loved it. Guys love sniffing underwear. my ex-boyfriend like he straight up confessed he was like oh yeah he's like when i'm doing like our laundry like i'll sniff no he told me and i was like okay i would never sniff your shit dude we were watching a show and a girl was in a lie detector test and it was like have you ever sniffed your boyfriend's underwear and she said no and it was like that's a lie you have i've never in my life rather die i would i've and listen i'm not like shading any girls but i would just love to know like what is it exactly that you like to smell yeah i guess if you're into it like whatever but anyways if you

should sell your panties online honestly i guess if the price is right if i can hey if the price is right this is all that shit this is caller daddy i say go i agree okay so next one is oh i like this one um every guy listening because you should use this line last year i went home with this guy from a party we started hooking up and nevertheless he finished quickly sigh but then he whispered in my ear don't move or make a noise until i make you come and he proceeded to go down on me and let's just say he did the goddamn lord's work i've never been eaten out better that is so hot to me. It's like I understand there are sometimes guys literally can't control if they're going to come fast.

But for that for that guy to be like, don't move or make a noise until I make you come. I'm like, hi, he marry me. He just made up for coming too fast. So hot. So hot. Guys, I wouldn't even give a shit if he came in two seconds if he did that. Absolutely. So, guys, I think add that to your repertoire and use that if you come quick and go down on that girl

and just go to town all right this girl said my guy is super insecure about me using my vibrator and even hid it from me he wants to have all of my pleasures to himself i've since found it and still use it without him knowing lol but have either of you dealt with something like this if a guy ever hid my vibrator i would fucking slap him in the face with it what the fuck i would hide his xbox and be like you want to play this yeah let's fucking go no it's what do guys they like don't understand the more a girl masturbates on her own and the more that she gets comfortable and like knows how to make herself come the better and more pleasurable her sex with you is going to absolutely i think it's so weird when guys get all insecure and butt hurt.

Like, I know I was dating a guy that was, like, told me that one of his exes, like, named her vibrator and would always bring it. And he was like, I started getting jealous of it. Oh, my God. Like, I hated that thing. I'm like, shut the fuck up. That is your own insecurity. You little bitch boy.

Bitch boy. Shut up. Don't be a little bitch boy. I just think, like, dudes need to get the fuck over that. And I think we can do an episode about bringing toys into the bedroom and like using vibrators and stuff. And it's like, what is he not allowed to jack off then? Right.

Okay. Done. Boom. You can't jack off and I can't use my vibrator. Oh, this is fucking savage. I was fucking this guy and I got my period and I didn't want him to know. It was one of the first times we were hooking up. So I gave him head to suck off all of the blood. We're still hooking up into this day. He has no idea. Oh my God. I thought you were going to say

she said that she, that he popped her cherry. I've heard of girls doing that. No, she sucked her own blood off his dick. Dude, that's so fucking savage. Like props to you girl. I don don't know i don't know if it was a little bit of blood i think i could go down and like get that shit off but like if it's like and she's just having to like suck her teeth and make sure there's not like blood all over vampire oh oh true oh my god what a goddamn daddy what a dad you took that and he never found out good for you straight up dad a straight up dad you are a dad father okay okay next one do you have any i have one more okay go um your girlfriend suggests um that she's open having a threesome and she asks to pick one of her friends to join you guys do you pick one of her hotter friends or do you go with slightly an

uglier friend or does it not matter i don't want her to get mad or upset pick the uglier one obviously um you just you have to know this girl's already fucking letting you fuck another girl in front of her you gotta go dude i can okay like if i if i was in that position like i would want i would not pick you fucking fuck you I wouldn't even let you around I'm picking someone back in college I wasn't looking too cute I'm like hey you want to fuck with me and my boyfriend yeah Sophia get the fuck out of here no but a random maybe maybe maybe you can go really hot if it's a random yeah but like a friend no also that does make the girl look badass if she's like yo yo, I brought like Angelina Jolie in here.

That's true. And then this girl is- Like that shows mad confidence. Mad confidence. But I think when you're fucking around with friends, go for the uglier because that shit is just too close to home. Like you think one minute you're all horny and you're fucked up and it'll be fine. And then the next time you go to a bar and you see your boyfriend looking at her, you're

like, you're fucking thinking about her pussy in your mouth. And it's like, no. You got to go with the uglier one. no you gotta go with the uglier one you gotta go but i mean i do know girls who just go with like any girlfriend even if she's like the hottest thing and i always thought that was so like i would never the friends i admire those are the friends i admire they're the best i mean no i think yeah if you have a boyfriend if it was just a random guy, though, I would do it with you, but. Yeah. Wait. Wait, what? Okay. And this episode is over.

We're going to cut that out. It's getting a little too hot in this room. Oh, my God. But we've talked about this. Like, if Channing Tatum was like, let's go. We're having a threesome and let's go. Okay. I'll sell my left tit. Okay.

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