Call Her Daddy - 23- Cuckolding, Everyone’s Doing It

Episode Date: February 20, 2019

The girls give us a technology hack to help you get away with murder or better yet, cheating! They also give some advice regarding texting response time, Instagram filters, and initiating sex. Finally, they discuss all things cuckolding and end the episode with the craziest #daddygang stories to date. Stay till the end.. you don't want to miss this. 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy oh baby it's your fathers the fathers the fake assholes according to everyone that looks at our picture guys we were cracking up last night. Sophia and I were talking about our cover. What do you call it? A cover album or our cover photo for our podcast. Yes. We look like we were made in Beverly Hills.

That picture on iTunes, you guys, it's two blow up dolls. It is the most Photoshopped picture of you and I. I know. People are always like, you guys have all this work done. No, the picture has some work done. No, the picture. I look like I have a full blown like lip implant. Yeah.

Like my lip is bigger than my head. Well, same with me. Mine looks like a pillow. My tits look like they're triple D's. Yes. Let's just keep ourselves accountable. That's just not what we look like. It's the fakest picture in the game.

Yeah. So turn up. Turn up for Photoshop and turn up for our fucking picture. That's not what we look like in person's the fakest picture in the game. Yeah. So turn up. Turn up for Photoshop and turn up for our fucking picture. That's not what we look like in person. So just wanted to address that. Yeah. But welcome to Call Her Daddy, presented by Barstool Sports. How's everyone feeling today?

It's a Wednesday. Everyone is actually plastered right now. Yeah, we walked in the Barstool offices and everyone's hammered. I know. Everyone was kind of acting a certain way. You mean by talking to us? We walk in and no one ever speaks to us. And then today is the first day that people in Barstool are like really acknowledging us. Everyone outside is hammered. Um, that's explains it all liquid courage. Yes. Alex and I wanted to talk about something that happened to us. Oh, yesterday we were walking to work. I have been getting over

being sick for a while now. And I apologize because I'm sure I sounded like shit on the last episode. Sorry. I was coughing and I didn't cover my mouth. And I'm so sorry about that. Usually I'm better about that. Whatever. There was a lady that was about two feet in front of us.

Yeah. Like an arm's length and then another arm's length. She was like that far away. Plenty far in front of us that my cough should not have affected her in any way this lady turns around and starts talking shit to me about coughing like disgusting ass hoe like like keep that shit to yourself hoe ass cunt ass bitch we're like what it was insane like out of nowhere and the cough like it wasn't like a huge cough no like she's a nasty ass no I'm surprised she even like heard it right so I got upset and usually I would just like keep my mouth shut it's New York whatever but I just felt

the need to like clap back at her and I was just like um don't worry about me like worry about yourself like you're literally you were like you're 10 feet in front of me. Yeah. And she turned around. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What did she do, Sophia? She spit a loogie at Alex and I.

She hawked a big, fat lager and just chucked it at us. She turned around and spit at us. And I could not believe my eyes. Like, this fucking lady, she lady she had like a purple weave like down to the floor it was literally down to her ankles and she just hawked a loogie at us we're like this is the shit that happens in new york all you have to do to get any type of content is walk outside in new york and you will find something and usually i would have like i wanted to so badly be like you fucking dumbass.

But then I didn't because you know what? You do not know what these people are capable of. Those type of people are the people that would straight up fucking turn around and punch you in the goddamn face. They would throw punches. And Alex and I are not exactly, you know, the most. I feel like we may not be the girls that are like down to get in get in a ring i would be like girl you've got this like yeah no i'd be like bye sophia and i'd run away no but so like that was one of i mean dude people in new york in general when they're in a bad mood they're just looking for a fight someone could have stopped to tie their shoe and she would have been like

get the fuck out of my way i wanted to be like who hurt? Who hurt you in your life? Who hurt you, honey, that you are so upset? Oh, guys. The fact that she spit, we all know that she should be swallowing. That's what I'm saying. She's a spitter, not a swallower. I am disappointed, not a goddamn daddy. Get out of here. So, we have a PSA.

A big, fat, chunky, large, inflamed PSA. This is a social media don't. Guys, we've kind of talked about filters beforehand, but it's come to our attention from men that girls are putting filtered dog pictures and other filtered pictures on their dating profiles guys i'm gonna pass out you can't have a filtered picture with like the heart going around your head a crown like the dog you cannot have that as your profile picture on a dating profile even guys i listen girls i know the alien eyes that like make your eyes look better and your skin better just do photoshop on it that filter literally morphs your head and guys fucking know when the picture is there it's so obvious yeah we've got to stop with the filter pictures it's we do have to stop and honestly we're talking

about dating profiles like i think you can have one on your instagram okay one the other day i went to stalk a daddy gang member and her entire profile i love how you're day I went to stalk a Daddy Gang member and her entire profile. I love how you're like, I went to stalk a Daddy Gang member. Because we always stalk Daddy Gang. We do. We're like, how are they doing? Are they still wearing fucking khakis? And so I go to her profile and almost her entire profile was the shade of pink.

No. And she had every type of filter. No. Was every single selfie she took. No, no, no. Guys. Men. Men hate it. Just first of all. guys fucking hate us wearing makeup in the first place guys can spot a filter from a mile away girls okay i actually have a story about this one hit us there was a girl it's like this big long

story i'm just gonna make it short i know her from utah she She was filming her kid playing in the snow for like an hour on her story. Okay. The kid didn't have a shirt on. Okay. Someone called Child Protective Services. Like, your child is in freezing temperatures. What are you doing? Classic.

And that's not even the story, though. Oh, okay. She got on her Instagram story and started crying into her story talking about what had happened with the dog ears filter like with are you fucking kidding me she and she started she was crying dude i don't understand i don't like she was trying to film this thing of her being so upset and crying and she had the fucking dog ears. She's like, child protective services are on their way and I can't. And then like the tongue is coming out as she's trying to tell the fucking story.

It's guys. This is a thing, girls. And I'm just, we're going to cut it short here. No longer are you allowed to have any type of filtered picture on your dating apps. Absolutely fucking not. No. Because guys now see through it and they think it's so annoying. Yeah.

And on your Instagram, you can have one if two yeah okay the filters it's gotta go guys and listen i like i said facetune and fucking photoshop if you want to fix the picture the filters need to go the hearts need to go thank you for that ted talk if you want to just you know elongate the chin make the lips a little puffier. Do whatever you got to do. The eyes a little brighter. But I do not want to see you looking like a dog or looking like you have a heart floating above your head. Thank you, Sophia. Thank you.

Let's talk about DMs really quick. Okay. Because I had something happen to me the other day that I was like, I need to tell the daddy gang. We got to talk about this, guys. DM resends. So some people, when you send a DM, you are constantly going back and checking to see if that person has seen it. It tells you seen, like a red receipt kind of thing.

I wish we had that for text. Well, I know, I know. I wish everyone had red receipts. So you're constantly waiting to see, did they see the DM yet? Some people, when they see that the person has yet to read their dm they have a change of heart yeah they're like oh was that a good response and they unsend it yeah and then they're resending just like a little bit of an edited version of that dm i've

seen it guys let me just tell you something even though that person didn't technically see the dm and they didn't open it people have fucking notifications on their phone and they see that you're unsending and then you're sending a new one yeah you look insecure and you look like you're questioning yourself you look dumb just listen when you're gonna send a dm read over it 70 times and then send it and let it be. Because I've seen, I've been talking to guys and they will unsend something and I'm just like. And then resend something like a little bit different. Poor little man. You don't even know how to play this game. You don't. It's like, it's embarrassing. So people, you just need to be a little bit more

mindful when you're sliding into that DM. Make your decision of what you want to say. Send it, put your phone down and wait for their response pretty much it's embarrassing you can't really unsend something no in some capacity they fucking know what you said don't yeah exactly you know what i mean don't use the unsend yeah when you're trying to slide in yeah because most of the times they're fucking seeing it unless you fucking sent something actually actually when you were in a blackout. That's a different story. That's a different story. Clean it up. Yes. Let's clean it up.

Let's get into this little thing. Oh, I am so excited to talk about this. Me too. Because holy shit, it needs to be addressed. It does. The response time. And by response time, we're talking about texting and how long it takes you to respond. Guys, let's set the scene.

Do not be that person that if someone texts you two hours after you texted them, that you then are going to be petty as shit and now you're going to take two hours to respond. No. Listen, on Call Her Daddy, we talk about playing games. You need to find a balance of looking like you're playing the game, but also like you don't give a shit. Right. You know what I mean? So it's too transparent when the guy takes two hours and then you just happen to take two hours to respond. You know what I used to do when I was younger?

And I am ashamed and appalled at the person I used to be. Tell us. If for every, like, hour a guy took to respond to me, I would double that amount of time. Oh, no! Like, I would go out of my way. That was my rule. No! That was, like, the rule with me and all of my friends. Like, if a guy took, like, an entire day to respond, he would not hear from me for, like, the next two days.

No, no, no. Yes. Yeah. Guys, it needs to stop this is my thing i kind of think listen if it's once in a while that it's just so happening i think it's so hot if i was busy all day and then i text a guy back and if he texts me back like kind of immediately i think it's so hot because it shows he doesn't give a fuck he's not playing the game he doesn't care however daddy game if the person is constantly not answering in a timely fashion then you stop fucking answering and what do you do you leave them on red you need to like look at the situation yeah you know what i mean and i think it's just

good to mix it up because it's also it's just annoying when you can tell that someone's going out of their way to yeah I agree so let's talk about texting the people that have all day to text the people it's it is it has ruined relationships for me because this is a thing in high school and college guys listen we get it you're gonna have that texting buddy that you are legit glued to your phone texting 24 7 my boyfriends like when I was in high school and college and even after college, like it was all day, every day. And I loved it. I looked forward to it. You're texting buddy. Now, I can't.

Because guys, in high school and college, the one thing I want to give you guys is this is our advice. It is going to be so fun when you have that texting buddy. You need to fucking go MIA once in a while. I know you're like, oh shit, I don't want to like stop this just fucking go mia for a little bit it will keep it interesting and fun i just always think about like do these people have appointments right do they do they drive a car do you go to a doctor's appointment do they talk to their mother on the phone like do they take a shit? Do they shower? Oh. Like, how is it that at every moment they are able to respond to me almost immediately?

It's true. It's so fucking- I'm like, do you sleep? Do you have your phone on loud? Like, right next to their head. It's really crazy. So guys, you got to go MIA. Oh, I mean, we have to tell them.

Alex? So we have been finding lately that we have come across guys that get mad at us for not texting them all day long. There is nothing that is going to dry up and shrivel up my vagina faster than you getting upset at me for not responding in time. So I was talking to this guy a couple months ago and I wish we could give him the shout out of the year because Alex got to a point where I would get anxiety for her. Did you text him back yet?

I was like, you need to call him, please. He's going to get upset. So basically what would happen is if I was not answering his text while I was at work, he would take to Snapchat. He would Snapchat me. And if I opened the Snapchat, then he would text me being like, so you have time to look at my Snapchats, but you can't text me. It's like, so just hit you up on all of these different platforms. I want to read you guys because it literally got to the point where he started so cool. I was, we're going to read the text because guys, I started 24 seven doing the whole like

texting buddy thing. And then he turned crazy. I started not answering as fast and I'm going to read you these texts from him I'm so excited he goes he goes he goes and I quote we went from zero to a hundred real quick and I loved it then we went to a hundred to zero quicker than ripping off a band-aid I was nothing but nice to you and I enjoyed talking to you and I made that clear over and over again. Yet you made it clear that you didn't care and that you were done talking. I write you on snap.

You open it and ignore. I just want to know why. And then this is the kicker. He goes, you, you act like you work every second of the day. I work more than you. I have three jobs that I run and I operate. I never once ignored you or told you I can't talk to you. We are all busy.

That's a shitty excuse. If you want to make time, you would. So I'll say again, why? Oh, Alex, he works more than you. You dumb bitch. He's a fucking like promoter. I was going to say, let me guess. He has three jobs.

The second you said three jobs and the second you told me guess he's a fuck three jobs the second you said three jobs and the second you told me that he can text at any moment promoter he lives in la and every time i asked him what his fucking job was he was like you know like i have a couple things here and there i'm like absolutely fucking out dude the insanity it's insane the insanity of someone being mad that i'm at work and you know what because dude think about it when we go into a meeting and i open my phone quickly, I can open a Snapchat. I don't have time to text you. I'll text you when I'm home after 5.

What do these guys want? Do they want us to just, like, send a heart emoji? Thank you. Is that going to make you happy if I just put cool? Yeah. Or I want to send you a one-word text. You had the same fucking thing, though. It's like we're being bombarded by these motherfuckers.

This is what this guy told me so we were talking for a while okay and this is when i literally had to stop talking to him is this text thread right it goes make sure you take one hour to say anything you make sure of it and i put wait what what does that mean yeah what he said you answer me every hour what is your problem you go out of your way to make sure that it's every hour oh i'm he said you know what fuck it i'm gonna let you be like that to someone else you're lost dude and then he proceeded to text you 10 more times at night the fact oh answering him every hour is actually really good yeah i'm like low-key over here like sophia, Sophia, I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of myself. This is what I have to say. It is truly really kind of comical that this man thinks you have enough time on your hands to play games. He thinks you're playing a game with him. You're like, bitch, I just didn't look at my phone all day. You know what? The fact that he addressed how long it was taking he's looking he's sliding the time over he is telling me that i'm like pretty much essentially

playing a game with him makes me think you are playing a game exactly you are insecure yes you are a joke dude it's so rough do you really think alex i'm sitting there with a fucking alarm every hour gotta text him gotta no it's so bad this is what i'm gonna say to everyone this is the moral of us bringing this up is you gotta find a fucking balance if the person is out snapchatting with all of their boys and they're not responding to your text and then they respond two hours later then you leave that on red and you don't answer for a while if they're just fucking busy at work or doing some shit and then they text you if you have your phone fucking answer them you gotta read the cues i think the huge point here is you never call them out on it thank you ever it's just gonna make you

look dumb no matter what guys listen we are no longer anyone a part of the daddy gang you are no longer sending the pissed off text or calling people out for not answering you in a timely fashion your way of calling someone out now and letting them know that you're done with their bullshit is by leaving them on read i love it that's beautiful you look so butthurt when you send the fucking paragraphs no more paragraph texts are coming their way we're done you know what even you can do the double tap. Right. The double tap.

We talked about it last episode. Episode 22. I think the thumbs up double tap is the most condescending double tap. So, guys, anyone that's getting infuriated, get another fucking texting buddy and never send a fucking paragraph text if you're pissed. Fucking Josh, get the fuck out of here with that one hour bullshit. Get the fuck out of here. Stop timing your fucking responses. I have a life.

Dear God. Cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck. Cuck, cuck. Cuck, cuck. Oh my God. Cuck, cuck. No, we're done. Cuck.

Cuck holding. Cuck holding. Cuck holding my hand. Cuck holding, guys. Listen. Everyone's doing it. It's just like the new fad. It's like the new trend.

Everyone is doing it. Your parents are doing it. Your grandparents are doing it. Your dogs are doing it. Everyone. Everyone. doing it. It's just like the new fad. It's like the new trend. Everyone is doing it. Your parents are doing it. Your grandparents are doing it. Your dogs are doing it. Everyone. Everyone. Sophia, no. If you're not cuckolding, you're not living. You're not. Yep. Everyone listening to this, we realize that we talk about some weird shit. And there may be some people listening

to this podcast that are like, what the fuck is cuckolding? Well, Sophia, what is cuckolding? Cuckolding is when your man gets sexually aroused by either seeing or thinking of you with another man sexually beautiful beautifully said if you guys remember dictionary okay you guys I have talked about this in a previous episode I think it was one of our first ones I brought up the show the impractical jokers and I told you guys, I have talked about this in a previous episode. I think it was one of our first ones. I brought up the show The Impractical Jokers,

and I told you guys that I knew someone that personally knew them and that one of the Impractical Jokers liked to watch his girlfriend get fucked by anyone and everyone, and then they would have makeup sex. Tell us who it is. I can't yet. Tell us. We still have to get to a million followers on Instagram. No, so basically she would go as far as having the pizza man man shows up and he would have her lure him in, fuck him, and then they would have make up sex. So that's basically like what cuckolding is.

Yeah. But there are so, okay, let's really dive into this. Cuckolding can happen in a lot of different capacities. Of course. There's, you know, a threesome situation almost where you're watching your girl with another guy and you're hopefully jack'd watch and he'd jack off and then when the guy finished he my boyfriend would get on the bed and he would eat me out to like clean me up wait like lick the other guys come out yeah wait a second so there's so there's just a lot of layers holding on steroids so like but basically guys so that's one way is they sit there and they watch their girl getting fucked by a guy.

Another one is that they could have you talk about it later. Right. So they want to hear you. Yeah. I dated a guy who was into cuckolding. I never did it. But what I would do is during sex, I would talk I would talk about, like, my past hookups. Okay, so he really liked to hear about.

He was, like, balls deep, and I was like, oh, James was more balls deep last time. And he's like, fuck. No, but actually, like, he loved it. It's, like, that weird perversion where they, it's, like, also it makes them maybe jealous. It gets them off. So guys like you to bring up your past past fucks yeah or whoever he let you fuck like the other weekend and now he's like tell me about it so you can bring it up they watch you i mean i i know some people that even if they're like you're in the next room with another guy

taylor taylor oh should we not have said that name whatever whatever taylor will be fine i there's 70 taylors in my life. Good luck figuring out which one. So our friend Taylor was dating this guy for a little bit. She did not know that he was into cuckolding. And he and she went on a trip with her boyfriend's best friend and her. So the three of them were on the trip. And at night, they had connecting hotel rooms for her and her boyfriend. And then the best friend was in the other room.

And her boyfriend fell asleep. And what went down, Sophia? Well, she told us that her and the guy started getting really friendly. And then she was like, I can't do this to my boyfriend, your best friend. And he was like, oh, no, no, no. I already talked to him about it. We're totally cool. They ended up fucking all over the hotel room.

And her boyfriend was asleep, in quotation marks, over the hotel room and her boyfriend was asleep in quotation marks in the next room the next day the boyfriend was like that was so hot i was so pissed off but i ended up jacking off twice listening to you oh like he was like fuck you but like he's like fuck you but like loved it yeah dude this is this is and that was her first time experiencing it guys she was like i did not know what the fuck was going on half the time she was like is this is this is and that was her first time experiencing it guys she was like i did not know what the fuck was going on half the time she was like is this really cheating is he tricking me turns out that's okay so girls we've had a lot of girls write in and they're like okay so i mean should i be okay with this yeah is this like cool should i be comfortable with this first of all

first of all wait bitch you gotta you gotta fuck whoever you want and your man is just sitting there it's like you get to be single and then have the perks of a boyfriend. And this is the thing. I think a lot of girls wonder, hold on. There has to be a fucking loophole here. If I get to fuck, is it because he wants to be fucking other girls? They think the guy brings it up just so he can be shady. And that's so not the case.

Nope. That's not it. I would say for the most part, the guy doesn't even want to touch or look at another girl yeah it's just hot for him it's legit yeah it's legit a form of like a fetish or a kink he this gets him off yes he doesn't need to do it with another girl it's straight up seeing you with another guy gets him off these girls being like should I be okay with it? Shut up. Yes. Count your blessings.

Count your goddamn blessings. You got as much dick as you want with a boyfriend. Seriously. I know someone wrote in that experience. It was like, it was kind of crazy because I was just able to get dick every other weekend from a new guy, but also have my boyfriend there. It's like. It's really prevalent.

Like it's crazy how prevalent it is. It actually really is. I kind of love it. Yeah. Someone find me. Someone find me a I kind of love it. Yeah. Someone, find me. Someone find me a cuck-holding loving man. Woo! I'm trying to, like, actually picture myself in a, like, serious-ass relationship, and

my boyfriend's okay with this. Can you fucking imagine your boyfriend just sitting in the corner jacking off while you're taking it? If there was a guy, like, fucking me, my boyfriend was right there, I would, like, avert my gaze. Yeah. I'd be like, doo-doo-doo. I don't know what's happening. You're like, the ceiling, the floor, my nails. Like, my nails i'm not here right i would feel kind of awkward like i'd be like babe

like i still love you but like i'm getting fucking railed doggy as i'm staring straight ahead at you you're like i'm not coming but i might be coming and like this guy's not hot but like this guy's hot wait isn't there also a thing that they said that um another form is if you take video footage and you send it to your boyfriend because there are some girls that the guy will allow them like say they're going on a trip and he's like babe if you find someone you're attracted to you can hook up with them as long as one you tell me about it when you come home and we fuck and then two take video and send it to me yeah it's like an open relationship but one-sided oh that's a great way to fucking put it. But just the sexual aspect.

Right. They're not like emotionally doing anything. I mean, I do think it's kind of fucking crazy. I'm here for it. Cuckolding for the win. For the fucking win. Right? So anyone, if you're scared about your boyfriend, you're thinking, oh my God, it's because

he wants to fuck other girls. That's not the case at all. No, it's not. Do a little bit of research. Listen to this episode. You're fine. It's just a matter of if you're down or not and if you need to ease into it just start with a dp there you go then it's like we're all in it together we got the dp and then you can slowly

branch off to just one man and your man in the corner guys start slow what if she's like what if she's like having the guy fuck her and then like quickly to make her man feel like i still love you she like rushes over right when he's about to come and like swallows his cum. Oh my God. That's like a nice treat. Cuckolding for the win. 2019. Let's go.

Woo. Okay. I don't have to do a fucking monologue. Guys, this is Alex's monologue. So everyone close your eyes. And really get yourself in the zone. Okay. So I have like a really, really, really big point that I want to bring up and I can't say it enough.

I need every girl driving her car right now to pull to the side of the road, take out your notebook and start writing. I love how we always tell people to stop driving. We're like, stop driving. We're like, don't care if you're on the freeway, fucking park your car. Get out and start writing notes. Okay. So the point of this is teasing. All right?

I mean, I know this is going to be your monologue, Alex. Oh, feel free to jump in, baby. But it's just like, goddamn. Goddamn. If you're not teasing, I don't know what you're doing. Seriously. You need to. So agree with me on this, Sophia, or disagree.

The amount of girls that don't initiate sex, I cannot stress it enough. Girls, it is so huge. Guys fucking love. Love it. Love. Love it. They cream themselves thinking about a girl initiating sex. I could have salvaged my three last relationships if I just initiated.

Yeah, well, I did, and it worked. So that's why I'm here today for this TED Talk. I just, listen, the amount of guys that have to be the aggressor all the time, it is so hot for a girl to be an aggressor. So a lot of people are saying, but how do I do it in a sexy way? I'm here to give you a step-by-step. I was just going to say, guys, you could literally say, I'm horny and spread your legs, and guys would be like, so am I.

So am I. Let's go, babe. Jump in that pussy. So, girls, if you're really and spread your legs and guys would be like, so am I. So am I. Let's go, babe. Jump in that pussy. So girls, if you're really trying to get your man to fall in love, because isn't that the goal? Let's set the scene. You're going to get on top of him. You guys are laying down.

He's laying and you get on top of him. Okay. You start making out with him. Slowly, you're going to go down and you're going to get his dick wet. Okay. And when I say you're going to get his dick wet, I'm saying a very quick blow job. Not even, it is not the Gluck Gluck 9000. You're just, it's just a Gluck.

It's a Gluck. It's like a little spit of, so whether you have to put a shit ton of saliva in your mouth and then just do one kind of like deep throat situation, or if you want to spit on it and have it just get all lubed up, get him lubed up. Let him know you've had a dick in your mouth before. Let him know you've had it in there before. All right. So then you're going to start going back up to him once his dick is clearly wet. On your way back up, you are going to lick your fingers

and you're going to put your fingers on your pussy to make yourself wet. Okay. So now you're both lubed up. All right. You're back on top of him. What I want you then to do is you are going to put your hand down, like in between your legs and grab his dick. Okay. Okay.

Very slowly. You're going to slowly start jacking him off. And I mean more like a stroking of his dick. Okay. While you're making out with him. Yeah, you're not just like boom, boom, boom, boom. No, no, no. This is like slow, like massaging up and okay while you're making out you're not just like no no this is like slow like massaging up and down while you're making out with him then this is what you're

going to start doing girls you are going to start rubbing his dick on your pussy like in between your lips i think this is such a good point i'm sorry no no come on in come on in come on in because it is so much hotter to do this than, because I feel like most girls get like a little bit nervous. So they're just like grab his dick and put it in. Yes. This is going to like drive him crazy if you do this. Dude, the sliding of his dick in between your lips, moving it around.

Or even slapping. Tapping his dick on your fucking clit and your pussy. Yes. As you're rubbing his dick back and forth on your vagina because it's wet he's going to be hearing the wetness you're going to take his dick and you're going to start like tapping it on your fucking clit okay like smacking it on your pussy okay then after this is going on for a little bit slowly but surely you are going to move his dick so it's in place to go in to your asshole to your butthole no so you're gonna put it in place to go into your vagina

as you're making out with him aggressively you are going to lightly sit back on his dick when i say lightly i mean you are not even putting the whole tip in like you are literally giving his dick. When I say lightly, I mean, you are not even putting the whole tip in. Like you are literally giving his dick a little taste of what your warm pussy feels like. Okay. Then you're going to come right back up off it. All right. He got a little taste. Slowly start teasing him going down a little bit more than going back up. You're like rocking a little bit back onto it and then going back up. Okay. And you're going to keep your hand on his dick. And after you come back up off his tip, you're then moving it again, up and down your wet vagina. You can also put your hips in little like thrusting forward and back motion. So he, it's basically like you're gyrating on his dick. Okay.

Then this is the big moment. You are going to take your hand. You are going to grab his neck or his face. You're going to get close to him. You're still stroking his dick up and down, right? And you're going to bring something up to him that's like a little punishment worthy, okay? For example, like, you haven't been good lately. I don't know if you deserve this pussy. And you're going to ask him, do you deserve this?

And he's either going to say yes or no. It doesn't even matter if he says yes or no. Your next line is going to be, then tell me you want it. Say you want it. Oh, this would be great to do like after a fight. Yes. Yes. I would love that.

Like anger, tension build up. Right. You're like, tell me you want it. And he's going to say, I want it. Finally. Degrade him. Degrade him. Finally, this is the move.

If you guys have your hair down, you're going to flip it all to one side and you're going to kind of lift your body up a tiny bit so that he, when he looks down, he can like see his hard dick and he can see your pussy like hovering above it. Okay. The attention to detail. I know. But it's so hot for a guy to see it like going in. So what you're going to do after you've lifted your body a little bit with like

your elbow or whatever and your voodoo clam is hovering around that goddamn fucking dick slowly you're gonna go down on his dick this time but not light you're gonna take half of his shaft you're gonna go down on it and when and you're gonna be making eye contact looking down so he's looking you're both watching this happen you're slowly going down on his dick then you look up at him as you're halfway in him and you're gonna as he's halfway in you and you're gonna say do you like that and when he says yes you're gonna go up and then you're gonna go all the way down on his entire shaft and you're gonna do this a couple times and after you've done it a couple times with your hand around his neck you're gonna spring up and you're going to do this a couple times, and after you've done it a couple times with your hand around his neck, you're going to spring up,

and you're going to get in your riding dick position. Oh, my God. So, like, you're literally getting him to the point where he's like, I just want to be fucking inside. Like, you're almost, this teasing has him ready to fucking come already, basically. I like the idea of really making the focus on him seeing his dick go in you, because guys think that is so hot it is it's like porn the pov shit and girls i can't emphasize it enough like obviously you can make

it your own but the point of the lightly just going on his tip a little bit it's like the feeling of a girl's vagina on a guy's dick is the hottest fucking thing and so when he can't have it because you're in control your hand is around his neck or you're like holding his cheeks and you're like, do you fucking like that? He's going to be like, I just,

I want to jizz everywhere. Like, I don't even need to go on you now. I'm about to fucking go. I'm ready to fucking go. Oh my God. So girls, I hope this is a good

like way to get you guys comfortable with taking initiative. A guy will fucking love you if you get on top and you pull this and girls be in charge it's so fucking hot i mean the teasing just in general it needs so hot it needs to happen and don't even get me started on guys i wasn't going to go there we'll do another episode we'll do it on another episode but man you need to be fucking teasing her absolutely

lick her fucking tits please it should not suck on tits. You don't kiss someone and then within three seconds their dick is inside of you. No. No. Oh! That's going to be nightmares. There's about an hour of foreplay that needs to be happening. Thank you, Sophia. So girls, start teasing your man and make initiative.

He will fucking fall in love with you. That is like, I don't mean to be a bitch, but that is half the reason people fucking cheat is guys are like, my girl never fucking initiates it. I feel like she doesn't even want to fuck me anymore. And then they look the other way, and then Becky comes along, and she's this little prancing hoe, and she fucks him, and that's that. So Rebecca, get on your man's dick before Becky does. Yes.

Boom. So, ooh. This. I mentioned last week something about turning off your iMessage so it looks like you've blocked somebody, but you can still read their shit. Yes. I have another little hack. I fucking love when we bring the hacks to life.

We're fucking psychos. This is for all the shady people out there. Dude, every single one of our hacks is basically to be fucking shady. It's never a normal hack. I love how I always preface with like, I'm not condoning this. I'm not saying do it, but this is how you would fucking do it and get away with it. So fucking do it. This is how you get away with murders when I'm about to tell you.

Okay. This is what I call the voicemail trick. Ooh. All right? Ooh. So back in the day, your girl was a little shady. Okay. Back in the day?

Like anything's changed. It's only heightened. No, I'm growing up okay yeah you're growing up there is an episode of where i talk about how i got caught cheating it was with my ass i left a voicemail but this is a different voicemail trick different voicemail this is what you can do you know that you're about to go be shady and you know that your girl or your guy is going to be blowing up your phone and being like, where the fuck are you? And so you need to save yourself and cover your ass. Brilliant.

This is what you do. You're going to grab your phone and another person's phone. Doesn't matter. Okay. Two phones. Two phones. In hand. In hand.

You're going to block your number and I'll explain why later. On both? On both. Star six seven. You're going to star six seven your boyfriend or girlfriend. Okay. Okay. Got it. One of them is going to star six seven your boyfriend or girlfriend. Okay. Okay?

Got it. One of them is going to go straight to voicemail. One of them is going to start ringing. You hang up the phone that starts ringing. You leave a voicemail. On the one that went right to voicemail. On the one that went right to voicemail. Okay.

And you're going to say on that voicemail, babe, I've been trying to get a hold of you. I think there might be something wrong with your phone. I'm going to be in a movie and whatever you want to say. Yeah. Pick your line. Um, but I guess like, let's talk soon. Like when I get back to my phone, I've been trying to call you, please answer. So he's covering his bases. This is what happens when you call from two phones and leave a voicemail there's no missed call oh so this person is going to receive a voicemail with no missed call notification and if you've blocked your number it's going to be a voicemail from just like an unknown number so the girl i'm just using a girl as an example the girl naturally if she saw she had a missed call from her boyfriend in a voicemail she'd look at it immediately right this

way there's no missed call so she's not like alerted oop gotta go listen see what my boyfriend's up to and you guys might be kind of thinking like what the fuck is the point in that this is the point the shady big shade when this person comes at you the next day and is like what the hell is wrong where the fuck were you for those hours you gotta look this person comes at you the next day and is like, what the hell is wrong with you? Where the fuck were you for those hours? Where were you? You got to look this person in the goddamn face and say, check your voicemail, you crazy bitch. I tried calling you 73 times.

Meanwhile, he was balls deep in his side bitch and he covered his ass. And now this bitch is like, well, I didn't get a missed call. And you're like, well, I left you a fucking voicemail. That's not my fucking issue that your phone. We are so fucked up. Dude. You know what? We might be ruining society, but like I just want the daddy gang to have a fucking alibi.

It's true. Every single person. Dude, the amount of times I could have used this. When I talked about in a past episode going to my ex's hotel room and my boyfriend of the time was like, where the fuck are you? If I had had that, could have left a voicemail, covered myself, had an alibi. Yes. And the reason we say to block the number is so that you can and you can just straight up play it off. Like there must be something wrong with your phone.

I don't fucking know why it went as a private number. I called you. You can just let it be from yourself. Yeah. Block it. But I just I'm thinking of a way for that person to not try and get in contact with you. Yes. They're not going to immediately look at a voicemail from a private number.

They are going to, if it's from their boyfriend who they're looking for. You know what? I would be a total sucker for this. Oh my God. Like I've done it, but I'm also thinking if my man went missing for four hours. And you go bat shit like you do.

I show up at his house my favorite thing to do a good old drive by pop in check in make sure he's breathing how's everything going you show up and if this guy was like you are insane check your voicemail i've tried calling you 50 times i would look at my phone and i would shut up. And I would be like, I am so sorry. Dude, it's so true. I'm calling Verizon. I'm, what the fuck, Verizon? I'm like, it just works.

No, it's true. And then you can also, if they really come out, you'd be like, what were you doing in that hour that I called you and you didn't answer? What were you up to, Alex? Oh. What were you doing, Sophia? You turn it around on them. You turn it around on them is my favorite thing to do.

Guys, this is pretty brilliant. I'm so happy you brought this up, Sophia, because this voicemail trick is for the shady McShades that are always getting fucking caught because they don't have an alibi. Here's your goddamn alibi, motherfuckers. Here you go. There you go. On a silver platter. And just like Alex said, throw it in their face.

Throw it in. Be like, why weren't you answering my calls? And they'll be like, I didn't have any of his calls. And you'll say, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. The voicemail trick, ladies and gentlemen, brought to you by Sophia Franklin. So, guys, we always love to keep you updated on our lives. Keep you up on the shit show.

Right. And we always say when in New York. This story is like when in fucking New York. It only happens in New York. This would not happen anywhere else. Nope. This happened to Alex and I last weekend. It's truly unbelievable.

We need to share. Oh gosh. Strap up baby. Here we go. All right. Okay so Alex and I were with my friend Mel and we were going to meet her friend Sam who Alex and I had never met before and we were just going to go to his apartment and like pregame for us to go out. So we show up at his building. It's in West Village. Super nice building. And there's like a little

camera that goes down for Sam to like buzz us in. Yeah. And there was a lady behind us and didn't think anything of it because you know there's other human beings that live in apartment complexes in New York. Naturally. So we walk in. The lady comes in behind us. We go into the elevator and we press floor seven. The lady does not press the floor. Totally fine.

Fine. She lives on floor seven. We've never been here. We don't fucking know. We don't know. So the elevator door opens up and the lady who is standing in front of us, you know, common courtesy usually says you get off the elevator. Yep. Homie didn't budge.

Okay. This lady didn't move. So we like awkwardly slide past her. Like we all had to like walk around her and we were like, okay. Bitch, your fucking elevator etiquette is fucked. But okay. That's kind of weird. Right.

So we're walking to Sam's and she's like a little bit behind us, but she's following us in there. We go into Sam's and Sam says, hey, everybody, hands us drinks. It's this nice little soiree. Alex and I are standing there by the bar. The drinks are flowing. There's music playing. The lady from the elevator was there.

Yep. She came in. She was chilling. Yep. So Sophia and I are sitting at the bar we're drinking our drink and you know we had our we were talking because Sam was talking to Mel at first we were waiting to introduce well we had to introduce ourselves let's be honest Alex we were kind of talking shit okay true because this lady was like raggedy Ann she she looked a little homeless. She was like in rags. She was much older. So basically before

we got to kind of like have a conversation with Sam because he was talking to Mel. Sophia and I were like is Sam like with this girl? Sam works for National Geographic and I literally for a second was like did he bring her in here for like a project? Legit. Meanwhile I was like maybe they're hooking up

like let's not be rude. And then I was like oh my god is this his girl like there's no way you're like maybe he's there's just no fucking way she was like missing teeth legit like older 40s raggedy and we're like okay whatever finally sam comes over and he starts talking to sophia and i hi nice to meet you i'm sam whatever we're like great we're all getting friendly here there's five of us in this room and what happens next sam turns around and we're like waiting to see his interaction is he gonna kiss this girl is he gonna hug her yeah guys he puts out his fucking hand for a handshake and says hi nice to meet you i'm sam what's your name and the the bitch goes, hi, I'm Ava. At this very moment, me, Mel, and Sophia all looked at each other.

What the fuck? Dude, my jaw dropped. It was like the music stopped playing. Like the DJ just cut it off. We, in that very moment, guys, were like, hold on. I remember I literally said out loud yeah hold on wait sam you don't know this woman i'm just remembering our faces and we're like all of a sudden everyone's like looking at each other and we're like wait wait wait sam you don't know her and he turns

around and he was like sam says she's with you and we're like no she's fucking no she's not i've never seen this lady in my life so we all turn naturally right to her to this fucking woman who just is sprawled out on the couch drinking her talent and sam goes um so do you know anybody here she goes no no we were like what is the actual fuck so sam finally goes well ma'am i think you're making us a little uncomfortable like and what does she say sophia she says well you guys are making me feel a little bit uncomfortable no she had the fucking balls to say we were making her feel uncomfortable bitch how you just broke in like who i what so at that very moment we knew we had a fucking psychopath alex gets so scared with shit like this and alex just starts sweating because she wouldn't leave

she wouldn't like she wasn't leaving you would think once it's brought to everybody's attention that you are literally just an outsider that joined in on a five person soiree. She was like not leaving. Not leaving. She just kept sipping her tequila. Sam was kind of like, you should go. She wasn't really listening. And then Alex is like, um, Alex like tries to come up with this elaborate lie.

She's like, well, we have dinner reservations. Um, like we got to go. Um, blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, Alex, Alex. elaborate lies she's like well we have dinner reservations um like we gotta go um blah blah and i was just like alex just alex no truly at this very moment sofia you know me and my fear i thought the bitch was gonna pull out a knife and i was like let her take whatever she wants ava ava ava so finally sofia gets a little bitchy sofia's cat claws come out. I kind of turn into mean girl. I stood up. I opened the door, and I was like, you need to leave.

Yeah. And I was just very stern. Alex was like. I'm like, Sophia, stop. Don't. Like, looking for shelter. Finally, she goes, well, I could use a water. Sam gets her a fucking water bottle.

He's like, do you need anything else? Do you want me to make you a fucking goodie bag? Bitch, go. Finally, they both escort her to the door. Sam gets her a fucking water bottle He's like do you need anything else Do you want me to make you a fucking goody bag Bitch go Finally they both escort her to the door And this is the scariest thing personally I thought of the whole night They get her to the door Sophia's like here you go bitch

And she turns around And she looks at all of us And she says I'll see you guys later i'm like we are getting murdered but you know what now i'm saying the story like the balls that this i mean that's kind of a daddy move no she it is she has done that before the level of delusion is honestly commendable it is it is one thing if this girl walked into or this woman walked into a party where no one knows everyone.

It was five people, including herself in a room. She didn't give a fuck. A fuck. And like, it was what? Was she just about to start like ransacking Sam's apartment? Yeah. I was going to say, now that we think back to it, when we were going into the building, she saw an opportunity of these girls looking like fucking hoes and their little mini dresses and

heels and she was like there must be a party but once you realize it's five people wouldn't you kind of get out situation maybe it was like she was just i'm too far she was way too comfortable doing she was she was like one of us i'm surprised we didn't just like take her to soho house with us so now we're always like, oh. Ava. We missed you, girl. Wherever you are, hope you're good. So guys, that is just a little story of, dude, the shit that fucking happens to us.

I know. It's like, you can't make this shit up. Right. We got spit on. We got spit on and then we had a fucking homeless person chilling with us drinking tequila. Yes. That's a good old Saturday night for the daddy girls, folks. Questions. Questions of the week okay we we okay i'm gonna go first go ahead so usual per usual okay so one time i had a yeast infection and at first it was subtle and i really

didn't know exactly what it was i just knew there was some irritation and some itching well my boyfriend now fiance decided he was in the mood and wanted to have sex so we did and let me tell you the in and out motion felt so fucking good not because I was gonna come but because it itched so fucking bad it was scratching my itch and I didn't want it to stop. It was so good that my boyfriend looked at me and goes, wow, baby, you're about to come so hard. I've never seen you moan that much. And I was like, baby, it felt so good. OMG, I'm disgusting. It was a fucking yeast infection and I was having him scratch my goddamn itch.

Wait, that is so great. Dude, I just hearing that i like felt good listen tmi i've had one yeast infection in my life and it is literally you want to go to the hospital it is literally is you're unable to oh my god how good would a dick feel scratching it legit as i was reading this i was like this is the solution infections turning girls into sluts out here straight up they're like i need the d in and out for like an up. They're like, I need the D. In and out for like an hour. Like, you're like, let's go round two quick.

Get it back up. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Like, you need it. And I need it now. Marathon night, baby. Let's go. That's amazing. Oh, my God.

Savage. Okay, Sophia, next. Okay. This girl said, currently listening to episode 15. I heard you guys say something about using your electric toothbrush for a vibrator. Well, one time this guy asked me for a sexy picture and asked me if I had a vibrator. I thought to myself, well, kinda. So I sent him a picture of my vagina with the toothbrush in me with half of it hanging out.

He asked me, is that a toothbrush? I go back and look at the picture and it says oral b in big bold letters he blocked me and never talked to me again no sweetie we mentioned vibrate vibrating we mentioned masturbating with a toothbrush when we were like in middle school and didn't have access to a vibrator and listen i'll give it to you if you need to use it in the comfort of your own home then secretly go for it put that shit on your clip no we don't need to see a fucking oral b toothbrush hanging out of your vagina no guy is like oh there's an oral b with some crusty ass toothpaste hanging out of her fucking flat that's not what we meant no poor girl oh i'm so sorry all right this is a

great story okay i am a division one athlete with a girlfriend at a pretty big university lately our sex lives have been boring and i feel as if she is taking me for granted we've been dating for over two years and i have i have ignored and turned down many girls passes at me except this one girl who caught my eye. A connection was there the first night we met at a party, and we swapped numbers, and we both have significant others. And maybe that was the sexiest thing about it. We discovered that we were both very kinky people

and decided to do something crazy. I bought a mini vibrator at a sex shop, except it was one of those that you could control by a remote from over 40 feet away. We planned it so that one weekend we were at the same party with our significant others. We stepped aside during the party. I gave her the little vibrator to put in her pants. I could now control her pussy with the touch of a button from anywhere at the party with our significant others at our sides. we locked eye contact across the room every time i made it vibrate we love our significant others but sexually we connect on

another level what wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on i need clarification because i'm actually beside myself you're telling me that he never has like touched this girl has just given her a little mobile device that vibrates on her clip dude this can you imagine if they get caught cheating but it's like he's never actually touched her they just have this weird thing imagine being the girlfriend or the boyfriend you're like so you catch him with the remote and then the girl it's like what are you doing it's like i'd rather you just fuck me too what what is this what in the hell like you're not fucking but you're basically making a vibrator vibrate on her pussy I want to get one of those

for you me too let's do it around a party like buzz buzz bitch I'm here okay oh I love it you guys should just fuck fuck the vibrator come on man up and get your fucking dick wet christ if you're gonna cheat like fucking cheat you dumb ass just kidding all right okay a guy used to hook up with wants to have a threesome this is the worst question to follow this up because people are literally gonna be like what is your podcast okay okay a guy used to hook up with wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend but i have a boyfriend now if he only puts it in my butt, is that still considered cheating? Absolutely not. If he puts it in the butt. What a chance is that question right there. You know what we're going to say.

We don't think cheating is good. We don't. But if you get it in the butt, it's not cheating. And if he uses a condom in your vagina, it's not cheating. And if you're going to do it, there's a voicemail hack. And you're fine. We're safe. Okay, Alex Ringo.

Okay, sorry. Okay, this one gives me the cringe sweats okay i took a fire nude to send to my fiance on valentine's day i took it on snapchat i go to send it to my future hubby and like the dumbass i am i clicked his friend's name that was right next to his i should have checked i should have made sure but i just hit send before i could even realize i fucked up and call him and explain or message him and just be made sure but i just hit send before i could even realize i fucked up and call him and explain or message him and just be like holy fuck i just totally fucked up don't look at that my fiance's best friend sent a dick pic back like i was like whoa whoa whoa whoa dude i

was just i sent that to you by accident i was not wanting you to actually see that and he said i won't tell him if you won't and now I'm sitting here frazzled as fuck. What in the hell do I do? Oh my God. That gives me legit anxiety. That gives me anxiety. Like what? You know what?

Just instinctively, I think she just has got to keep it to herself. I know it's fucked up. And I know that probably means that like his best friend is like not a good friend. But like. The call her daddy and me is like, fuck it. Like if it ever got out, you could be like, wait, what are you talking about? Kind of thing. And just be like, that never happened.

But there is a part of me. I think it also depends on their relationship. If she's so open with her husband, like I know I've had relationships that are more open than not be like, babe, call him immediately. Like babe. And act like it just happened. And just tell him like i fucked up the thing is is i don't think it would ever get out because the best friend is royally more

screwed over than the girl that's true like he actually yeah you know what i mean so i think it's one of those take it to the grave take it to the goddamn grave yeah and it just it could cause such major major issues that is that's oh quick side note i did read from someone every girl usually for some reason we take our um nudes on snapchat um a daddy wrote in for a pro tip and she said if you guys are taking your nudes on snapchat and saving them put your phone on airplane mode while you're taking your little nudes photoshoot so you prevent yourself if you do press accidentally the story option it won't actually post so just a note for all you nudie snappers i like okay next snipper snappers okay okay this one is very simple how are you supposed to look hot while giving head oh oh sweetie sweetheart

maybe it's a man i don't know but just having just having a dick in your mouth is how you're going to look hot. Legit. I can't say it enough. Anything you do during sex, a guy is really rarely ever going to think it's gross. His penis being in your mouth is hot enough. It's the hottest thing. Girls, you have to get over the fact that you have your fucking eyes are watering and you have a dick in there it is hot that it is right not your most attractive you

know what i mean what i want to say is kind of the uglier you look the better i was gonna say the sloppiness the wetness the drink even if you have fucking shit coming out of your nose like you're running nose that is what a guy wants men are animals the sloppier the goddamn legit okay go to town and be sloppy all right so if you prepare yourself oh god because the beginning of this says prepare yourselves my best friend and i went on a double date because she was nervous about meeting this guy from tinder because it seemed like it would actually work this time the entire dinner was normal and the guy seemed super cool, super nice, and the complete package. My friend and I had a meeting in the bathroom because she wanted to

know if she should go back to his place. I told her to do it because it was going so well. The next morning she called me to tell me how it went and I almost dropped dead. She walked into his apartment and he had five pet hamsters slash gerbils with pictures of them all over the living room. She was a little uncomfortable but she figured it wasn't a big deal. They went into his bedroom and started making out. Things were getting hot and heavy so he pulled away and in the most serious voice he looked at her dead in the eye and he said i don't know if you've ever done this before but i want you to put this tube in my ass and let one of my gerbils crawl in no mortified she said excuse me to which he got extremely defensive and kicked her out i don't know about you girls but i don't know think gerbil porn was

actually a fetish dude alexandra no i have talked to her about this gerbil porn was actually a fetish. Dude. Alexandra. No. I have talked to her about this gerbil situation before and I don't believe it. It's real. People don't put gerbils up their butt. It could not be more real. Let me tell you why I know it's real. I was. No, straight up.

You're like, I've had a gerbil. So back in the day, I was. No. So I was sitting with my mom over Christmas break and I and she was telling me she listens to the podcast and she was like there is something I know that you girls haven't brought up yet that it was such a phase back in my day and I'm like what mom like oral and she's like no mostly it was for gay men would have gerbils crawl into their asshole and eat out their ass and there was literally an epidemic of gay men having to go to the hospital because gerbils were getting stuck up their ass

so the pipe is helping no i swear i'm gonna i gotta fact check you it's from my mother the psychologist of all i believe your mother but you don't believe me if i'm relaying it right right guys it's and i think the pipe is so that it doesn't get stuck up in there because it goes into the tube and it licks the asshole and then it doesn't get actually in. Okay, I've seen this on an episode of South Park. I'm sweating. I heard that there was like some celebrity guy that used to do it. Dude.

I don't believe it. It's straight up gerbils eat out their asshole. It's the craziest fucking thing. And then they get stuck. How do you, what do you do? Hope that you poo it out? They literally go to the hospital and they have to get them out for them. Yeah.

It's so fucked. You know what, guys? I'm going to do my research like the journalist I am and I'm going to figure out. No, everyone's Googling it right now. And I swear it's a thing. Okay. I swear. We'll see

all right all right daddy daddy's this was a really fun wednesday i hope everyone is going to uh fact check me with that gerbil situation i hope none of you are ever sending the long ass text no bitching about someone not answering you on time and red receipts for the win we're not doing doggy filters while we cry and girls you are initiating the fuck out of sex yeah it's 50 50 girls and teasing teasing teasing teasing and you know this weekend if you're trying to be a shady motherfucker you hit that voicemail trick and you're on your way to success with your side all right guys thank you for listening to another episode of call her daddy love you daddy james every fucking wednesday Can't wait to see you there Alright guys Thank you for listening To another episode Of Call Her Daddy

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