Call Her Daddy - 24- Confessions of a Mistress

Episode Date: February 27, 2019

In typical Call Her Daddy style, the girls unveil how to cheat or catch a cheater in 2019. They also get into high sex, provide a sure fire way to pick up girls at a bar, and expose a celebrity cheater- straight from the source herself.

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy it's call her daddy back at it again it is alex and sophia we're back here another episode of call her daddy um i'm so excited today this past weekend alex let's get right into it we brunch guys we brunched and we brunched hard so hard and i went in on brunch this time not to brag guys but we went to brunch and not to guys, but we went to brunch. And not to brag, guys, but we went to brunch alone. Literally, just Alex and I sitting at a corner table alone. Don't you feel like when people talk about brunch, you're anticipating, they're like, we went with a big group, you and I are like, and so it was us, and we got the corner booth, so it looked like there were supposed to be more people coming and they never came.

Yeah, we brunched so hard that other brunchers were appalled appalled okay we're like we need to stop i'm sorry okay no we went to brunch and you know naturally as a daddy gets we were approached by men absolutely and you know it was fun for a little bit and sophia specifically had a man that came up to her. I don't know if I'm going to get shit for this. I don't know. I don't know who's going to be upset. I really don't give a fuck. Guys, we're not trying to offend people on this podcast. We're trying to have fun.

It was fucked up. It was fucked up. What he did to you, not what you did to him. Right. Okay. So this guy comes up to me. Really nice guy. We're hitting it off. We're talking. He was of Asian descent. Okay? Totally fine. So far so good. So far so good. me really nice guy we're hitting it off we're talking he was of asian descent okay okay i'm totally fine totally so far so good so far so good he decided he wanted to play a little game with me you guys he had me guess where specifically he was from ah the kicker that'll get you like wanted me to tell him like what country he was born in and like

where he is from like to me i'm kind of like what was the point why are you putting me in that situation like was he trying to make you look like an asshole i don't think he was i think he like but he was really really nice and i think he was just like being genuine and i was like i cannot answer this question without sounding like an asshole right so what did you like he just made me an asshole so I how'd it go I tried to avoid it you're like I guessed wrong you're like you live on the upper west side he's like where was I born bitch right I guessed't dude why do people why would someone ask that why it was a rough start all right so i just anyone out there stop fucking asking people where do you think i'm from well like what the fuck so anyways that's not that's not where brunch ended though

so sophia and i after we got rid of all the men around us it was hard there was like two we were whacking them away no No. So finally we're like, all right, let's go home. And we decided that Sophia had been on Raya. That's the dating app that we're on. And she was like, you know what? I'm going to message a guy. Maybe we should hang out. She messaged a couple of guys. They get back to her. And then Sophia was like, actually, I'm not in the mood to hang out anymore. Let's home however one guy so there was a guy um I texted him and he said I'm just driving around right now which honestly I was like what and I was like who drives around in New York nobody like he was just like but he said that and Alex and I were wrapping up brunch and I was like oh cool like do you want to give us a ride

Alex over here so the guy says yes but alex over here she constantly thinks that she's under attack i always like at every moment she's like who's trying to kill us we're getting kidnapped we're getting mugged it's over for us yeah the kidnapping is always big i'm like alex you can't live your life like that this will be fun he'll just pick us up and give us a ride home like that i'm like so he's gonna know where we live whatever so finally i'm like okay fine whatever let's just do it we could have just done it we could have done a good old tuck and roll out of Give us a ride home. But then I'm like, so he's going to know where we live, whatever. So finally, I'm like, okay, fine, whatever. Let's just do it. Do it for the pod. We could have done a good old tuck and roll out of that car.

Just get in and get out. Yeah. He shows up. He's in a G-Wagon. Plus, plus, plus. Plus. Check, check, check. Just kidding.

I feel like those are kind of the douchiest. Yeah. And those are the ones that are like low-key sociopaths and like would kill us. Okay. So we get into the car. I get in the backseat. Sophia gets in the front because she was on that match with him we start driving and slowly i realized that he and i have matched

before so this is one big incestual threesome happy raya family so then alex and i like get into one of our moods alex brings up that she had matched with him and we literally play the bachelor we also like to make people feel a little uncomfortable because it kind of breaks yeah it breaks the eye right and so we're like we're like by the end of this car ride you have to decide who you're giving a rose to either me or alex so i'm making eye contact with him like in the like mirror and sofia's like trying to like touch his arm we're like who are you gonna pick whatever and the whole the whole car ride was great yeah like it was like a 15 minute thing it was so weird it was like a little speed date right like that was low-key like really great yeah um so moral of the story is do

you get in the car with strangers absolutely get in the car with strangers because later that night he didn't even pick one of us he texted you and was like do you two want to go out to dinner with me not even like me and a friend just like do you want to go to dinner with me right and he gets it he gets the package he knows that if you're gonna date one of us you date both of us thousand percent but like doing shit just on a whim and being spontaneous like yeah that shit was fun as shit 15 minutes when we were done with him on to the next so we have always i mean i think it's gonna be a topic that is reoccurring for us because there's never enough you can talk about what to do when you go to a bar. Right. How can I pick up a girl?

How can I pick up a guy? I'm pretty much about to drop some knowledge that is going to fuck up your life in the best way possible. Guys, this segment is about like take out your notebooks. Yeah. Guys and girls because the shit we have coming for you is brill. It's a little brilliant. It's great. Okay.

So this is going to be specifically geared towards men. Okay. When you are going to pick up a girl at the bar or really any setting, the three B's. The three. B as in boy. Okay. Ooh. Everyone listen up. The three B's. I'm ready. Number one, be able to put

sex completely out of your mind. Number two, be excellent in her presence. Number three, be gone. Oh, a little sexual. I'm wet. Let me kind of talk about what this means yeah break it down so the first b is be able to put sex completely out of your mind yeah i don't know why men are called dogs because women are more like dogs hear me out hear me out no preach they can sniff out a guy's desperation his horniness his thirstiness from like a mile away tell me that's not so true it is so transparent it's so transparent you're right and if you can put if you can put your carnal desires out of your mind for those first few moments of initial contact it will go such a long way at bringing her and like keeping her walls down. I can't agree with this more.

Right? It's like you can feel when the guy is straight up just thinking pussy. Yes. Like you know when he's just like you are literally trying to get in my pants and you're trying to get my number. When it's more authentic, that's when you fucking vibe with someone. A thousand percent. Boom.

Okay, what's the next one? Okay, the next B is. Is be great in her presence, you said. Was that it? Be excellent in her presence, you said? Was that it? Be excellent in her presence. Love. Okay. Be on your A game.

So if you can get number one down, that makes number two that much easier. For sure. I think the point is you be authentic. Like, there are so many guys that have, like, their go-to lines or they're trying too hard or they're, like, so aggressive. Be chill. Like, find some common ground and just talk about that. Boom. Make the conversation simple. And the last one is be gone. Be chill. Find some common ground and just talk about that. Boom.

Make the conversation simple. And the last one is be gone. Be gone. Thank you. There's no business like show business, people. Get in. Get out. And get out quick.

That is my favorite thing, Alex. We've talked about this. I love when a guy asks me for my number when he's literally leaving the bar. An orgasm. Like literally that is just the definition of an orgasm. I'm like, oh my God, he's so hot. He's quickly getting my number and we's literally leaving the bar an orgasm like literally that is just the definition of an orgasm i'm like oh my god he's so hot he's quickly getting my number and we'll connect leave them wanting more boom it's like psychology 101 shout out to the movie towel of steve beautiful brilliant brilliant fucking brilliant that is on point so guys and girls can do this but i'm going to focus on guys for right now because i feel like they're

the ones usually initiating bar convos going up to girls. So, men, you need to get in your mind that there are two things that girls think when you come up to them at a bar. They think, who is this guy and or when is he going to leave? Right. Like, even if you're caught and you're with your girls, there's just something about girls that it's so forward and they feel pressure to decide in that very moment. It's anxiety inducing. It is.

It's just too much. So basically girls like shit to feel organic. This is a trick that I'm pretty sure this is actually from a book. This is a trick that is guaranteed to work at the bar. Your friend has used it, right? My friend has used it and he said it works every single time. Oh my God. So let's get into it. So you are with a group of guys at a bar. Okay. And you spot a good looking group of girls. One of the guys from the group is going to go over and approach the group of girls. Got it. When he goes over, it is so imperative that you

basically have that stance of like one shoulder into the group, one shoulder out. So you are like so unassuming. Yeah. And you go in and you're like, hey, girls, I'm sorry to bother you for a minute. Can I, I got a quick question for you. So immediately you address, you have a question. So you have, you have your reason for being there and you also tell them you need to get back to your boys quickly. So they know you're leaving soon.

That's amazing. Like girls are like, okay, perfect. We can fuck her up. Fuck me right now. We're like, perfect. You won't be here long. That's amazing. Like girls are like, okay, perfect. We can fuck her up. I'm like, oh, fuck me right now. Yeah. We're like, perfect. You won't be here long. That's perfect. So you go and ask them.

And listen, this is just one example, but you can like come up with a trick on your own. But the question is, my boys and I are trying to figure it out. What are the five oceans? We know the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and Arctic, but what is the fifth ocean? No one is going to know that answer. Do you know it? Fuck no.

No, exactly. No. So you ask them what the fifth ocean is. And then one of the girls, he always said, one of the girls is going to go be the asshole that pulls out her phone. He goes, no, no, no. You can't Google it. That takes the fun away from it.

So finally, he said, usually none of the girls are ever going to get the fifth ocean without Googling it. So what you're going to do is like, all right fifth ocean without googling it so what you're gonna do is like all right thanks for the help and then you're gonna walk out and you don't linger guys when they don't know it you basically be like all right sorry guys i gotta get back and yeah he then said every single time he's ever done this one of the girls will go over after having googled it and been like okay i know you know you guys said not to Google, but I just want to let you know, like, the last ocean, by the way, the last ocean is the southern.

Southern. Southern. Southern. There we go. The southern ocean. So then what happens, guys, like, this is an organic, fun situation. Usually then once she goes over, the other group of girls will come over and now you're a big party.

Right. And he said to make it even more unassuming that you're trying to fuck them what you can do is like okay now you girls try it go up to that group of guys and see if any of them can get it because what happens in that very moment is the girl is gonna go up to the next group of guys and she's gonna be nervous to go up to a big group of guys and her retreat is back to this other group. So you become like a group of friends at a bar. I love it. Like shit. And this is like, if these guys weren't hot, doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Because they're so fun. That's what we always say. Like, play to your strengths. Totally. If you know you're not the best fucking looking guy, it doesn't matter. If you've got some fun ass group, and you and I always talk about this. Yeah. The group at the bar. Totally.

That is fun. I hang out with this group of guys and they have girls eating out of the palm of their fucking hands every single time like we're leaving. Yeah. And it's not even, I mean they are very attractive but like that's not why. Yeah. It's because of like what they do when they're in the bar. One of them, he'll take like, you know those unicorn unicorn masks you put over your head. Yeah. He'll like take that to the bar and like put it on and kind of like dance funny and like take it off and just hang out with it. That immediately girls are coming over and are like, can I put it on? Yeah. Or they want to know. Yeah. Dude, that is huge. People gravitate towards that. That's the thing. And let me just clarify, though, for you guys, like you have to really to really be careful though when you're incorporating like masks and shit like that you're not annoying yes that's already enough of a statement don't be loud and obnoxious and screaming let that shit

speak for itself dude this shit would fucking work on me it's a conversation starter it is if you see a group of people having the best fucking time you're just gonna gravitate towards them and can we also agree that every single person at a bar even when girls act annoyed that a guy is coming up to them first of all don't go to a bar if you don't want to interact with humans okay and i like right there's girls that show up and they're like don't talk to me god like i've heard podcasts of girls being like i hate when guys come up to me bitch why are you at the bar then? Why are you at the bar?

Wearing a low cut fucking V. Right. Like you know what you're looking for. Okay, just stop. So I think the main point of this is like everyone is at the bar trying to get laid or trying to just at least meet someone and interact with people. Things like games and like little fun things, it takes the pressure off of everyone thinking about pussy and dick for a fucking

second. That's the thing. The second a girl, you go up to a girl, she's thinking in her head, what is this guy's end goal? He's trying to get my number. And like, that is not fun at all. So I really, I think this is like low key, pretty fucking genius. Yeah.

Every guy should have their group of guys and have their fucking one little thing that they're ready to do to a group of girls. And don't all go up to them. One person, one shoulder in, halfway out. Tell them you got to get back to your boys and you're fucking it. Right. Oh, the three B's. Three B's, baby. I hope you wrote that down. And dude, now not even the masks. You can have a fucking to grade me sweatshirt on and people are like, what is that? That's why the merch is fucking working at bars people are getting fucking late brilliant i mean just genius all right everybody's out here cheating everyone your mom your dad your grandma your grandpa they're all doing it no everyone in this office

is cheating it's just it's a thing it's a phase of 2019 and i'm truly here for it we scare the shit out of people no we're every guy's worst nightmare we're gonna get into it there's all of this fucking cheating drama right now and in lieu of that yeah i mean it's just too easy to cheat in 2019 it is and this whole like jordan and kylie oh the jordan and kylie oh the miguel oh hold on hold on you tried to slip that one right in there i couldn't help myself oh you're like miguel like kylie jordan miguel i'm like hold on sophia what did miguel have to do with that okay tell them so i was talking to my friend the other day yep we were talking to our friend the other day. Yep. We were talking to our friend the other day. Yeah. And she casually slipped in that she fucked Miguel. Yeah.

You guys know Miguel. He is a huge artist right now. So let's just explain to them what happened. Yes. Miguel was engaged, because now he's married, to Naz. To Naz. Okay. But he was engaged to her for a long time.

While he was engaged, he was fucking our friend. Okay. But he was engaged to her for a long time and while he was engaged he was fucking our friend. Exactly. And it was just the craziest thing to hear her talk about it because she would be like I would go to his hotel. We would smoke together. We would fuck and then afterwards he would talk to me about his fucking wedding plan. Well okay. What?

Then he would tell her that she reminded him of Naz. Like, what? Hey, girl, you're reminding me of my fucking fiance. Like, don't you think that guys would try to pick women that don't remind them? Like, then why are you cheating on her? Keep it separate, and if you do think that, keep your mouth shut. Yeah, what?

I just think it's personally crazy that there are these people in Hollywood that are cheating on their wife or their fiance or their girlfriend and they're just outwardly cheating. No NDAs, nothing. And now our friend sitting here showing us texts. We literally have Miguel's phone number in front of us. We're like, okay, so Miguel was cheating on Naz with our friend. And then I think they have like a conversation about he mentioned that he is really in love with her, but it's like, like oh yeah but like you can be in

love with someone and still fuck someone else shut up like i why don't you explain that to naz i'm sure she'd love to hear that insight i'm kind of laughing though because meanwhile we're like fuck you and we're like cheating for the win in 2019 like we contradict ourselves so much on this podcast but no i think it was just good to mention that because i'm just like what the fuck yeah people and everyone's everyone's doing it and i am sorry for the trust issues that are about to fucking happen can we just quickly give a little psa to people that they need to fucking girls specifically need to stop saying like you know i just i have really bad trust issues i love i love watching a Alex watch the bachelor because all the time these girls are like, you know, I just really need to confess something. And I need you to know, like,

I have trust issues. And it's like, bitch, I was like freaking out. And it's like, you know, it'd be cooler is if you said you didn't have trust issues. Thank you. That would be refreshing. I would be like, whoa, you are something. You are something special and new and original. Dude, it's so true. Everyone has trust issues in 2019. It's fucking happening everywhere because we're millennials and it's easy to cheat. So pretty much we're here to teach you how to cheat or how to catch a cheater.

See, we play both sides on Call Her Daddy. Look at us being so generous. So guys, we this past week have been reading DMs and reading where you guys write in questions. And it is like we, the daddy gang, is just slowly giving us all these different ways to catch a cheater or to cheat. So let's just get right into it. WhatsApp. If you guys don't know what WhatsApp, it's like the messaging service. Usually people use it when they go international. Right.

And that's what I thought. When I go away, that's what I'm using. Bitch, that's what you thought. However. You thought it was his cousin that lives in Israel. But really, it was Stephanie. That's where the thoughts are. It really was Stephanie who lives down the street on WhatsApp.

Thank you. Guys, WhatsApp is where the side hoes live. That's where they will stay forever. That's where they live. That's where they marinate. The side hoes are in chilling in WhatsApp. Right right it's not your fucking cousin from australia no like a girl was like dude my boyfriend told me that that's where he talks to his cousin fuck no no like you said it's stephanie okay this one alex you brought to my attention notes notes shooketh

to the core wait a second your notes on your phone how does it work okay so in iphone notes uh-huh you i guess i didn't know this but you can share your notes with another person and they can edit the notes so straight up this is what's happening a guy can have a notes in his phone and he's like my grocery list meanwhile the other girl is editing it and she's talking about her fucking pussy but it's code word for the tuna and the fucking six aisle and she's like whoa like they are tuna is pussy people tuna's code for pussy like this is going on and it's crazy because now it looks like one of his notes and yet the girl or the guy never ever think to look in notes ever that is i think that truly

is one of the last places i would ever look right i'm looking at all apps before the notes so girls guys if you're trying to catch a cheater you go and you look at their notes oh my god check out that grocery list see if they're buying any fucking tuna this one is huge uber fucking a man i mean the thing about Uber is that you can never, like, delete that history, right? Legally, I guess, Uber has a thing where you can never delete a ride. So, basically, if you're fucking chugging over to your homegirls at 2 a.m. and coming home at 7, that history can't be deleted. Okay. So, the girlfriend can go in and check it out.

How do you cover that up? Like, because we gotta help them get out of it too because if you're cheating and there's an uber that shows you left your house at 2 a.m went to another house and then went back home like where were you going at 2 a.m to your drug dealer's house to get weed oh you're like that's kind of a good one wait that is like i needed i couldn't sleep i needed some xanax no. You tell him you're like, babe, I am working. I'm working on this secret project and it's taking a lot of hours and I'm doing it during the night. So I don't have a top secret project that I'm doing during the night.

So I don't take away from our time together during the daytime. Maybe you have the biggest surprise coming your way. And then you're like, fuck, what is that surprise? Dude, the Uber can totally fuck you over. Totally. Because if she goes through it or he goes through it, how do you explain it? I don't know. I think maybe use one of those.

Top secret project or some weed. This one I fucking love. So one of the girls from Vanderpump Rules, it's a reality show, Kristen Doty, she came up with this. She said that you can catch them by you innocently are going to ask them for their iTunes password. I think this is so brilliant. Right? Because you play it off like, babe, I want to watch a movie.

I forgot my password. I want access to like some music. Like, can I just please have that? Meanwhile, what she said was, usually, and I can attest to this because it's mine. Usually the iTunes password is the same fucking thing as the iCloud password. Nine times out of ten, I would say. So like, so then when you're in the fucking iCloud, you are inside of his sperm and you have seen where the sperm has gone.

You know where that shit's been shot. You know what's going on. So literally, guys, that is huge. I think that's brilliant. Ask for the iTunes password and you're in and around that iCloud. I wanted to mention another one. OK. Is there like applications that look like it's a game on your phone and you can hide

nudes in there you can hide anything you fucking want in there if you think all of a sudden your boyfriend is taking up like crossword puzzling no he's back at brick breaker like back at it again from seven crush my ass fuck out of here no they're called like the vaults and they have like vault apps and they're like little nudies that like look like brick breaker and it's like fucking tanashi's in there with her fucking ass twerking like get out of here dropbox guys um we had people obviously i told you guys about the ipad catch them off guard the infamous ipad and then last oh yeah there was one for snapchat it's like a thing called my eyes only you can save stuff so you have to put a password in.

But people said usually the password, if you know your boyfriend or girlfriend's password to their phone, is usually what they pick for their Snapchat. And a girlfriend, all these nudes in the My Eyes Only section of Snapchat. And then lastly is the Google account. And supposedly if your boyfriend ever signed in or girlfriend ever signed in to their email on your computer or you know their email and password, once you get into Google, you can see everything. You can see where they have been. You go into settings and the data and personalization. Alex and I tried this last night. And I was like, whoa. I was like, I cannot let anyone have access to this.

I was like, I didn't know I spent that much time on Pornhub this week. Whoa. Yeah, guys, if you're grabbing your partner's phone and you're looking through their texts, grow up. Yep, grow up. Yep. Grow up. Knock it off. That's not the way to do it in 2019.

But if you are going to go through the texts, if you are, because you are just an amateur ass bitch, then go through their texts with their friends. Yeah. Especially girls. Yep. For sure. Oh, yeah. Everything's in there.

No. I mean, Andrew is going to be changed to Andrea. We've talked about it before. He's going to's in there. No. I mean, Andrew is going to be changed to Andrea. We've talked about it before. He's going to change the name. Yeah. That's why you got to try to do all these other hacks because everyone's too smart for the phone, but they're not fucking smart enough for all this other shit. Right.

So. Dun, dun, dun. Call the detective unit because we are solving crimes up in this bitch. Okay. So we just gave you all the ways to catch a cheater or to cheat now we're gonna talk about once you think you caught them cheating what do you do sophia let's get into it the accusation oh i feel like we're in a courtroom like the accusation like lights are shining on us right now i feel bad for any human being that has ever had to date either one of us i really feel it has to in the future yeah

okay the accusation a lot of times when a girl or a guy thinks that they caught their partner cheating or they have like a little inclination you get a little something something here you're ready to confront yeah and this is such an important part and i want everyone especially girls to listen up because every girl's initial reaction is to go balls to the fucking wall, screaming, throwing out clothes, ripping his shit up. You are ready to full-on obliterate, attack, and destroy this person. You gotta do it in person. You gotta do it in person. You cannot get on your cell phone and

start going ham or you're fucked and why is that basically guys you cannot tip them off so many girls can't hold it in and they'll text them and be like can we talk when you get home or they'll start the fight when guilty as charged yeah i've done that a million times and then you know what happens every single app that we just talked about that has evidence is wiped. So you need to catch them off guard. Like I talked about in a previous episode, when I thought something was on the iPad, I didn't warn him and I pulled it out right in front of him when he came home and told him, open it right now.

Did he have time to delete anything? Absolutely fucking not. So girls, you got to keep it together until you've got him in a room alone with a lamp and a chair and a table and handcuffs okay okay so now the second the second part of now confronting them you've got them alone you gotta hold out for this confession you gotta hold out oh my my God. You gotta be Stonewall Jackson up in this bitch. And this can go on for days. Days. So let's explain that.

Battle of the Alamo. Days. Am I like a history buff? Guys, not to brag. The way we describe catching a cheater. So this is what we're saying is you need to hold out for the confession. So what we mean by that is they're going to deny till they die. Deny till they die. And the thing is, is because we play both sides if you're cheating deny till you die if

you're confronting wait for the confession and just keep pressing them what did you do it's literally what did you over and over and over what did you do what did you do and what happens is you have to do this in the most calm manner so So when we say like, you're not freaking out, you're going to sit there. And what I usually do is I trick them. So you are going to convince them, you know, this relationship, I promise you, is salvageable if you can just man the fuck up right now and be honest. If you tell me the truth right now, we can move forward.

And then your bags are fucking packed. Classic. Do you know how many times I've looked a guy in the face and I'm like, I will forgive you if you can just come clean and he comes clean. And I'm like, I also fucked your best friend and your father and your future son. I will be fucking him. Like literally. I am so scared.

It's true though. It's like. It's not for the faint of heart no girls guys guys and girls you have to convince them that there is a future if they can just be honest and then you fucking decide the future after they be honest yeah because guys what happens is as a cheater having done this in the past if they approach it calmly and they just keep saying like what do you want to do for dinner and you're like we can go to dinner once you tell me what you did what do you want to do later tonight what did you do if you just keep pressing them in a very calm manner

and you're like i can't move forward until you're honest they are going to crumble they will crumble you cannot engage in any activities or any conversation though during this, that doesn't have to do with the cheating. Like, you can't, like, go get dinner and talk about other stuff. He literally needs to feel like he's talking to a broken record to a parent. Like, you literally need to be a parent. What did you do? What did you do? What did you do?

Tell me what you did. What are you doing now? What did you do in the past? Tell me what you did that night. What went down that night? Who was she? Who was she? Where did you go? What did did you do what hole did you put it in like like was it good was she tight like straight up his dick thing like anything he asks you every single thing has to go back to that

because he's gonna be like you know what fine and then you're like bitch i actually didn't even know this can sometimes take days. The other day, Alex, I was trying to catch this guy in a lie. Yep. And he did not come clean until like, I think I started accusing him like two days before. I was going to say, and it was two days later. It was like the third day. And finally, I remember before you got on the phone call with him, I sat with you and I was like, dude, you need to be so calm.

Yeah. And you are just going to be like like babe yeah we can move forward but i know there's something off so you're just gonna tell me right now we're gonna get it over with and then we're moving on and we're never talking about again that's what i did with one of my exes i told them you block them you're like by me saying we will never talk about this again i mean i will never be talking to you again bitch but you just need the confession so everybody if this is what you got to take from this is the initial reaction is to blow the fuck up and if you blow the fuck up you immediately set a trigger off in their mind and they're gonna be like i can never confess you gotta be calculated

you gotta be calculated hold out for the confession you know cheating is a delicate thing and you got to be really smart if you're're the cheater, you deny till you die. Because most of the times, unless they hand you hard, cold evidence, like have an actual picture of you fucking this person. Yeah, your penis inside. It never happened. It never happened. However.

You take things to the grave. Like people in 2019 are speculating. No, no, no, no, no. No. Unless they have evidence you don't admit. On the other side, bitches and men, you are fucking holding out for the confession. Well, the crazy thing about this process is you can really accuse them of something that you have no fucking clue if it's true. No fucking clue.

That's the scary thing. Dude, it's me with the iPad. You can make someone think they cheated on you when they did it. They're like, fuck, did I? They're not going to be like confessing to shit they didn't even do. They're like, I think two years ago we were together. I mean, it's like they, no, it's so true. You sometimes

have no idea, but a lot of times I feel like a, specifically a women's intuition. Yeah. It's just there. That's why I knew with the iPad. I was like, there was just something off. So guys get fucking witty with it and the cheaters all the apps that we just talked about make sure you fucking locks on them cheat or be cheated on that's what i said that's brilliant and also really fucked up dude we have mental problems okay can we talk about sex, Sophia? Oh my God. Every time I'm with you, that's all I think about. I want to. Fuck you and your anal. Okay, bye. So let's talk about sex.

I specifically really want to talk about high sex. Little stoner. Little stoner up in this bitch. So I have a couple of things that I want to talk about with high sex because high sex is the best sex and you're gonna disagree with me guys but because you have a fucking relationship with marijuana honestly if i wanted to do the high sex route i would be the girl that's like um can i also have a paper bag so i can breathe into it while you're fucking me sophia didn't you say like take me to the hospital. You said that. Every time I'm like, do you want to smoke?

You're like, I actually want to go to the hospital. Marijuana and Sophia, we have chemistry, but it's like a love-hate. It's just sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Yeah. So I truly believe, and listen, we are not coming on this podcast telling anyone that you should or should not smoke weed. I'm just saying if you do or if you've tried it but you're like nervous to do it during sex i'm just here to educate a little bit on why i think high sex is the best sex alex is here to educate us oh no okay so listen i think

that drunk sex can be great absolutely is a slippery fucking slow we can talk about that another episode because that shit can be fucking rough you like it can be great absolutely is a slippery fucking we can talk about that another episode because that shit can be fucking rough you like can be great to wake up with your underwear ripped off your body you're like what did i do hanging out you're like whoa was i on top or bottom or where was i on lipstick on your butthole and you're like you're like whoa whoa. What was that? We should talk about that. What was that? Let's talk about that. We should talk about that. Let's talk about drunk sex next week. But for high sex, I think that high sex is truly where it's at.

Because, first of all, I think there's something about, like, knowing your level of where you smoke. Because I remember in the beginning when I was dating one of my exes, he was a total stoner and successful, but a stoner. I'm not dating all these losers, guys. Have faith. So he was a stoner and I was super nervous to smoke with him before we had sex because I was not really well versed in smoking. I'd done it in high school, but I could never do it in college because we got drug tested for soccer.

So I was like, I don't know what my limit is. Finally, I started smoking just casually with him during like the day and stuff got my limits ready to go finally had high sex started having more high sex best sex of my life and this is why i've definitely heard that it's because it increases your sexual pleasure like you literally are out of your head and you just feel your body i mean i've had high sex before and like everything feels on fucking good real yeah legit maybe that was ecstasy but i'm pretty sure it was i think it was weed i'm not really sure what was in my drink but no straight up like the the weed i remember also like i will be honest i personally yeah it

allows me to turn into way bigger freak when i'm high oh because like all of us that's straight up i'm not kidding you guys when you're high and having sex i try so many different moves that i didn't even fucking know that's so cool it is dude i feel like i would do that i feel like i would turn into the dead fish okay that i was gonna say when you're having high sex you gotta know your limits because if you smoke too much you're god forbid you're the dead fucking fish right we gotta talk about that too because there are too many girls in general i'm very interested tell me so you like so you turn into like a real freak a real freak so i will never forget i actually want to talk about this move on another another jesus christ on the next episode because i remember i was in the bathroom and my ex and I were about to get

into the bath together to watch like TV that's something we did that was weird it was cute R.I.P. thank god R.I.P. bitch boy bitch boy so we are about to fuck and we're in the bathroom and I will never forget I was so high and I did this move in the bathroom to him and after we fucked he literally came in like three four minutes and afterwards he looked at me i swear to god he thought i was cheating on him he looked at me and he goes where the fuck did you learn that oh and so you gave him the best life and convinced him you're cheating when when when insecurities coming through and i swear because he literally said i have never even seen that in porn so like like, where did you learn that? And in my mind, I swear to you guys, it was just my high state.

It felt good on my vagina. So I just started doing it. Well, are you going to tell us what it was? I'll tell you guys next week. We got more shit to talk about. But so basically, guys, high sex, it's fucking it's the shit because it just literally heightens everything. So go for it. I get what you're saying, Alex.

I just can't do it. But you know what? For those of you that are more into uppers. So go for it. I get what you're saying, Alex. You just can't do it. But you know what? For those of you that are more into uppers. Oh, uppers. Yeah, sure. Just sprinkle a little cocaine on her clit. Yeah. Lick it off.

Lick it off. I don't know. A little pleasure for her. A little numbing on your tongue. A little sensation for her clit. What is this podcast? What? No.

The police are looking for us. Are we going to get in trouble? I know. We're going to walk out and our bosses are going to be like- But really, we're done. We're done. We're canceled. We're literally canceled.

Discontinued. Okay. Let us begin talking, though, about a move that is really- I think this is pretty near and dear to my heart. It is the girl's legs over the man's shoulders. And I don't understand why we have to explain this to you, Daddy Gang. I love you, but- You got to add this one to your arsenal start doing i think guys need to specifically listen up because sophia agree that every single girl has that one girlfriend that

takes pictures for her and knows her fucking angles uh you to me and me yes yes irreplaceable right right the only thing i personally think that's fathomable to that comparison would be a guy that's hitting your angles okay i mean okay what a fucking metaphor so instead of it's with an iphone he has a dick basically i want to say to guys that the pounding non-stop like fast sex the rabbit the rabbit in the same fucking like three positions that's not what a girl wants wrong pussy has angles it needs to have a change of pace and we need not one we need our ankles hit yeah so i want to talk about the legs over the shoulders because i think listen it's not the best overall position like doggy or if a girl knows how to get on top and ride it

absolutely not but this is something i think every guy how to get on top and ride it. Absolutely not. But this is something I think every guy needs to add to his arsenal because it's like a brilliant move. Like I said, that hits the angles. Why do you love this position, Sophia? Like, let's talk about it. It's such a good one. Well, first of all, I feel like you feel him super deep inside of you. That's like number one. Number two is if he's like angling it correctly.

He's stimulating your clit thank you yeah i and you can stimulate your clit too that's a thing in this position girls you can put your hand down touch yourself rub your clit while he's fucking yeah so i also think i want to bring up that the legs over the shoulders are great you can also do the say you're standing up the guy is standing up and you're laying on the bed and the shoulders are great. You can also do the, say you're standing up. The guy is standing up and you're laying on the bed and your legs are up. Take one of her legs off of your shoulder and just have the one leg up on the shoulder because that also creates a different angle and sensation for her. I actually like the one leg up.

Me too. More than two. It just hits a different spot. I like both. It's always fun to mix it up. Yes. Yes. And then also, you guys, if you want, I personally think this is a pretty great one.

You can take both of the legs and put them over one shoulder. So this is pretty great because she's basically angled very differently at this point. She's a little stretched out all the way to one side. So you would have have say her legs are on your right shoulder guys you would be holding both legs with your right arm and then you take your left hand and you put it on her thigh and you use that when you want to switch up the pace slow stroke her then ramp it up and you use that to like pull her towards you and then her legs i wish people could see right now a Alex is literally like doing the hand motions.

I have my arms up in the air. I'm like, Alex, I'm coming over to sit on your lap. I have my hands in the air. Yeah, I also think the pillow under her butt. Oh, hit him where it hurts with that. Tell them about that. I think that's great. I don't think a lot of guys know about that.

Well, it's going to angle her similar to this. Yeah. To where, once again, she's feeling you very deeply. And then the clit is being stimulated. There's something about a G-spot actually. The pillow under the butt, you hit her G-spot. I think it's so hot if a guy whips out a pillow and puts it under my butt.

Oh my God, because it's like, this guy, no. This guy fucks. This guy fucks. And he knows what he's doing. And he's currently fucking me. I think that's one of the hottest things is for the guy to, first of all, know what he's doing, obviously. And that's why everyone's going to be listening to call her daddy. Absolutely.

But number two, if he acts like he cares and gives a shit if you come. And also if he just like knows that little pillow trick. And then I just want to emphasize one more time that the change of pace, take your fucking time. Like you can have slow strokes in this position. Make her feel it. give yourself also a break you don't want to try to fucking blow the engine on your first fucking lap like you really need to and it's that position is not like bang bang bang bang bang like slow pull her close etc that position's a great one to throw in that's good one. And you should all be fucking using it. Yes. Get out there. Get out there. Okay.

I have a little story time for us, Alex. I love when you bring me story times. This was brought to my attention from my friend and I was flabbergasted. Shooketh. Shooketh to the core. There is nothing scarier than a scorned woman. Absolutely. I'm looking at a terrifying beast right now

i've seen you've seen me in action i've seen her in action there is nothing scarier than that yeah there's not so my friend was visiting me and she told me about this story about her friend they live in vegas they're both um cocktail waitresses there okay and she told me story, which I later found out there's a Google article on it. And Alex, we have to post the link because it's so insane. But I kind of got like some insider info. Wait, yeah, that's low-key great. You know the girl with the articles. Guys, I am out here.

Wait. Journalism. Journalism. Getting us the details. Holy shit. Okay. So this girl was at work and met this group of guys. She hit it off with this guy.

And they started a full-blown relationship and started hooking up. Great. Okay. Love that. He was engaged. Oh, love that too. He pulled the classic move where he was telling the bottle waitress that he was going to leave his fiance for her. Okay.

He would say it all the time. The classic. I'll leave her soon. It'll happen soon. Yes. They were pretty much in a full-blown relationship. Amazing. Fuck.

Jesus. He is planning to get married at the end of summer. Okay. But he's going to leave his fiance, Alex. Right, right, right. He's going to leave her. It doesn't even matter. There's no problem. girl is gonna get it all just wait right this guy went as far as to invite this girl the bottle waitress on his bachelor party trip what he brought

his fucking mistress concubine on his bachelor party trip. Her and all of her friends. And all of her friends. All of her friends. So it's literally a party. It's literally. Before he gets fucking married. With his.

Mistress. With this girl that he's telling he's going to leave his wife for. Oh, I love men. This is the thing, guys, is that's not the story. Okay. That's not the story. What this girl did is actually insane alex like it rocked my world and i need the daddy gang to know and i need the world to know if they didn't already know next thing you

know this girl cannot get a hold of him oh no and his wedding is coming up oh no and she's reached out to him over and over and over and he has blocked her and he is obviously going to go through with the wedding oh my god on the day of the wedding this girl created oh god an instagram account okay titled a summer affair guys i'm not making this up you can literally there's a google article on okay a daily mail article okay she titled it a summer affair the profile picture is of the man holding the bottle waitress her tits okay with her tattoo underneath so there was no trying to pretend like that was fucked and we fucked good okay like showing the tattoo so you know it's real okay she posted picture after picture of her in bed with him of them on vacation of the

bachelor party jesus christ of all of this shit okay it gets better it gets better okay because this is on the day of this lady's wedding okay she uses the couple's wedding hashtag jesus fucking hashtag the pearlsons no she uses the hashtag she geo tags each photo with the wedding venue you know like now nowadays like when you're getting married the hashtag and the geo tagging of the wedding venue everyone is going there for the pictures the last wedding i went to you would quickly go and then you would see if you were in any of the other pictures so you literally go to the hashtag so when they go to this hashtag they are seeing all pictures of this affair okay on her wedding day like this man and the mistress in bed together could you do something like that honestly because do I think wait did the wedding happen the wedding went through shut the fuck up she went through with the wedding she did i'm leaving oh my god so she that is maybe the most humiliating thing

i've ever heard wait so this girl literally found out right before she walked down the aisle that her entire hashtag for her wedding was with his mistress and the geo tag for the wedding venue is just literally pictures from the account of them naked together in a bed oh and then i forgot to mention in the instagram the bio was like my moments with c or like my adventures with c and i guess that was like his nickname was c okay so we've got a couple situations going on here the girl could be a full-blown psychopath except for the fact that like this is my take on it there's so many different angles first of all i don't understand why the fucking girl married him like if that happened on my wedding and like this There's so many different angles. First of all, I don't understand why the fucking girl married him. Like, if that happened on my wedding, I would not go through with it.

Yeah, and, like, this girl's a badass. Like, she's an executive at, like, Trump's organization. Okay, so, like, why are you going through with this marriage? That looks embarrassing. Second of all, this is my issue. I know we always tell the girls, like, stop reaching out to the other, the main girl, telling, like, oh, your boy is cheating on you with me however in this situation i hate to like kind of support this crazy bitch because it's like she does not

know this woman she owes her nothing and she literally is just saying you said you weren't getting fucking married you strung me along you brought me to your bachelor party and now you're actually getting married fuck you this is a fuck you to the guy i don't think this girl had any intention of being like fuck this woman i want to ruin her wedding no it's like fuck him he needs to be exposed i mean like who do you really think was more humiliated that day it wasn't the guy oh it was the girl i know i know, and that fucking sucks. I think of myself as pretty psychotic, neurotic. Oh, yes, that too. Yep. Yes, that too.

Compliments, guys, of being me. Oh, God. But I don't think I could go through with this. I don't think that I could, like, completely. I think on my end, I probably would never do something like this because I'm the type of person, like, if this ever, if I saw him getting married, I would block and be like I wouldn't even want to be with this man anyway now that I'm thinking about it the amount he strung her along yeah like it's pretty usually you know how I am I'm like the blocking queen this might be a situation where I would be like no I need some type of revenge

that's what I feel like the mistress is always like, I want to tell my story. I want to tell my story. And I feel like this was her way of fucking telling her story. Just in a very millennial way. Hashtag geotag and hashtag up in the bitch. And you know what, Alex? This savage listens to call her daddy. What?

Yeah. My friend told me she, like, loves our podcast. So hey, savage. Shout out to you. You are a fucking crazy bitch. We don't know if we agree with you, but we support you. Dude, we support it. Listen, it's always a fucking crazy bitch but i am too dude we support it listen it's always a fucking tough one when you're the other woman but god damn yeah i have to give it to her fucking brilliant yeah that whole little plan she did i mean dude imagine being at that wedding and

just going to the fucking hashtag and seeing that holy shit shit. Fucking brill. Brilliant. That's a daddy right there. Questions. I need your advice, ladies. So I have been self-conscious about giving my husband a blowjob ever since he told me that he only has been able to come one other time from just a blowjob by his ex-girlfriend. He has never done it with me. Now I am scared to do it because if I don't make him come, he will just think about his ex and be like damn she was able to make me come and my wife can't how do i build up build up the confidence to give him what he wants dude this is such actually i was about to say this is this should be bullshit like feel confident i actually think this is like really prevalent like i do think girls dude my my ex-boyfriend told me that he told me that he had only came one time and i was like that's totally fine because i'm not planning on making you come

in my mouth i'm gonna make you call it my vagina and you're gonna get me pregnant and here we go i literally i he like told me that he's only came from getting a blow job once and i like didn't care it's really great i'm not gonna do the work you can go to how my pussy i literally that's fucked up i didn't give a shit i was like okay okay cool go down on me what are you talking about anyways no i think my biggest advice for this woman would be first of all you need to start just making a blow job more normal in your relationship for foreplay like before you're going to have sex just get his dick wet and like start sucking his dick i was gonna say don't go in there with this huge end goal for his come to enter your

mouth no like just go in there and like just make him feel good and then like after a while like start sex yeah exactly i also think that um girls my milf hunters milf hunter in college would send me literally porn every single day and be like, Cooper, you need to watch this, perfect this. And I swear to God, if you watch porn of porn stars giving head, I'm not saying do exactly what they're doing, but you can learn a thing or two. And I know women don't want to do that, but like straight up, that will help you a lot. No, women do. Yeah.

The daddy gang women do. They'll do it. Just be open to it. Go watch a really good porn star and watch her give head. And then also go listen to episode three when we talk about the glock glock okay something just occurred to me is this like a tactic this guy is using literally being like you know i like don't really come from head like i've only came once so the girl is like okay i need to give him the sloppiest nastiest and meanwhile he's like trying to hold out but no girlfriend honestly also you should not be

uncomfortable with your husband i know you want to be confident for him, but just literally just start sucking his dick before sex in your Gucci. Yep. Okay, next. All right. Okay. This one is from a true Daddy Gang member. Okay.

So I know in past episodes, Alex has talked about how guys can fuck with girls over text. I recently matched with a Daddy Gang guy on Tinder and we talked about your podcast, but he's been pulling all of the shit that you've talked about in your podcast he's been giving me a thumbs up constantly an i-message and leaving me on red i know exactly what he's doing and that makes it really frustrating my question is how can i fuck with him back it just occurred to me that they're probably gonna listen to this episode i actually fucking love this so much. This like gets my dick wet. Okay.

This is a situation that I have actually experienced with guys that even just try to play like the red receipt game with me back. This is a moment where you can pry on his fucking insecurities so hard and you are going to call him the fuck out and you are going to stop playing games.

Yeah. This is what I do. I would say, LOL, you do realize, bud, that we listen to the same podcast. That's exactly what I was going to say. I was going to say, call him out. Yeah, and then I would follow up and say, you're going to have to come up with your own original content, bitch,

because we both listen to Call Her Daddy. And then he's going to be like, fuck. Right. Okay, I'm going to stop with the double taps. And I think in that very moment usually what i do to fuck with guys i turn off my red receipts and i just start literally playing a complete opposite random game where he's like wait why is her i think i think i think you completely stop playing a game absolutely that's what i'm saying the game stop and then when he stops too

then you go back yeah you don't need to be like super aggressive about it i honestly would just text him and be like lol like I know what you're up to. Yeah, we listen to the same podcast, babe. So. Come up with your own original content. Yeah. Stop fucking stealing Alex and Sophia's. Fuck off.

Yeah. Yeah, you got it, daddy. It's literally once the game is being played back, then you stop playing the game. It's all about just, like, shifting and moving and grooving and twirling and dipping. Movers and shakers up in this bee. Okay, this one's kind of disgusting. Daddy gang, I have a story for you um once upon a time in college my girlfriend came over i was flying back home for the weekend so she decided

to surprise me with sex i was in a giving mood so i decided to go down on her a couple days later before i had to go out of town my whole mouth and throat became unbearable it was like an extreme sore throat but you couldn't swallow or drink anything the next day was mybearable it was like an extreme sore throat but you couldn't swallow or drink anything the next day was my flight and it was even worse easily the worst travel experience of my life i eventually arrived and told my parents what was going on and they took me to urgent care after i could not even swallow ice cream i arrived and the lady helping me looked at me funny after inspecting my mouth it fucking turns out i had a yeast infection because of going down on her in my mouth the doctor told me i could have been seriously ill or potentially

died if i didn't get it checked out soon i had the fucking i had to fucking ride on a plane with yeast infection in my mouth shout out to my ex hold on so she had a yeast infection then he contracted it i didn't even know that was, I guess that is a thing. I've heard of like chlamydia in your mouth. I guess whatever is in a girl's vagina can be contracted in his mouth. It's like if a guy had a. That is really terrifying. That's low-key nasty.

And really gross. Cottage cheese up in that guy's mouth. Wow. Whoa. Thanks for sharing, Alex. Thanks for sharing. I was planning on getting lunch with you after but fuck off no cottage cheese in your salad okay okay okay okay we've all heard of panty fetishes but this

question took a turn okay why do you guys have a panty fetish? I love wearing my girl's panties both when me and my girlfriend fuck and also when she jerks me off. Do you girls find that sexy or weird? Hold on. I thought a panty fetish was just like they like to sniff your underwear. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I am on the same page as you, girlfriend.

I was like, I thought that's when like you send them Your used underwear and they like To like smell it or whatever Hold on he's like wearing her thong I've also heard I've heard of guys Jacking off and kind of holding The underwear I've never heard of them wearing So like he's like strutting around in like a little thong

Like he's wearing the degraded me thong Wait wait wait Wait wait I think if i saw my boyfriend wearing my thong i would be a little i would be a little confused i mean we've always said this do whatever if you're into it i i just have never heard of that i haven't either something new every day on this podcast guys write it and let us know if that's like a thing and if you like when your boyfriend wears your underwear okay oh this is a fuck this is literally an addition to the cheating segment okay okay daddy gang here's a story that happened that couldn't have unfolded without your pro tips listen up baby so a few

weeks back i listened to the episode where you talk about getting caught sending old nudes thanks to the iCloud showing the date the photo was taken at the top when someone saves the nude to their camera roll. Cool. Now let's fast forward to today. My man was supposed to come over and take me out tonight. And at about the same time he should have been leaving his house, he sends me a picture of his car in a fender bender saying, hey baby, we have a small problem. Implying he won't make it over because he obviously just got in a wreck right so immediately i saved the goddamn pic to my camera roll because who knows my man might be playing games i go to my camera roll and sure enough the photo was taken on august 22nd 2018 people six fucking months ago how to

catch your man 101 holy shit daddy gang thank you oh my god so this goes beyond news this goes way beyond nudes i've never thought to do that wait now i'm check for that holy shit now i'm sitting here thinking about the amount of guys that would like send me pictures like oh i'm at the golfing range or like one of my really good friends and i every single time before we went out she would take a video of us in her room so that when we went out that night and her boyfriend was like, where the fuck are you? Like did it because she like wasn't allowed to go out. She would send him the video.

Brilliant. Fucking love it. If you actually want to save videos because you can't change the date on videos, you actually have to download an app and I've done it before like a psycho and you can change the date on a video. But I never thought to look at people when they're like oh i'm at a restaurant or like oh i'm golfing i like want to go through a text now so guys now like if your man or your woman sends you something like showing where they are

you fucking save that shit and check that date because they could be lying to you we are keeping people accountable in 2019. Seriously, daddy game. Whoa. That's a fucking new one. Love that. All right. Here we go. This person is wondering, is it cheating or hot?

Hot. Hot. Just kidding. Okay, so my girlfriend and I have been dating for eight months, and she's very sexually adventurous, and she said that her fantasy would be to watch me with another woman she said i want to see you do what you do i want to see your power over another woman i want to see the female reaction you elicit i want to be on the outside looking in and then get to re-experience it so basically cuckolding cuckolding but flipped and i was like we are so annoying that we didn't bring that up because that's totally a

thing. There is cuckolding for girls. I know guys, episode 23, we talked about cuckolding and we should have addressed that. Yeah. Like, I mean,

I actually have friends that they think it would be hot. Okay. I'm thinking about it now. Cause my initial reaction would be like, I don't know if I, I actually kind of think that I kind of think I would be into it from the standpoint of like, if things

were getting like a little stale and we wanted to spice things up i fucking love being jealous like i fucking it's the funnest thing in the world like especially when you know though like it is your man and like they love you but you're like okay but i want to be it almost gets i get bored that's what i do i get bored totally so i think this would almost be like a really hot turn on for me where i'd be like wait fucking a look at him with that other girl i totally agree too he would have to wear a condom but you know and and maybe it doesn't even have to be sex like maybe you watch them just kind of fool around or like him go down on her like you know like there's all these rules that can i would want to watch a girl try to like give my man head and then i'd be

like okay now let me over now let me go on but um as far as is that cheating no no no no especially if you're like agreeing to it she's the one that wants to do it no but I just wanted to bring up that question because maybe like on a different episode we can really get in the couple I feel like that's every man's dream can you imagine if your girlfriend was like I want you to fuck this girl in front of me and I'm just gonna sit here and he would be like is this a trick thing about threesomes we're talking about two different things but threesomes well yeah girls are really into them too people are always thinking it's just the guy being like hey yeah no it's girls too but a girl in the corner i don't know a lot of girls right but i'm like damn that's

a guy's dream and if girls into it you got a fucking savage on your hands yeah okay um oh my god this one made me laugh so i just want to read it because i feel like we've all been in a situation like this and it's just so relatable so i picked up a guy at my college bar and we went back to his apartment he wasn't very good so in the middle of fucking i tell him i have to leave and i grab my things fucking daddy move i throw my clothes back on and I call myself an Uber. I'm about a bottle of wine deep at this point and I'm really trying to get out of this apartment complex, which has all these locked gates. Makes sense because it's in the city. It's to 30 a.m. Blocked all the exits. I'm running around literally a maze in this apartment trying

to figure out how the fuck to get out. I am trapped. I have no other choice. I have no other choice finally but to jump the fence. This gate was probably eight feet high and I just start climbing. I'm climbing. My legs are spread over the top. I am struggling. And then I see my Uber pull up and my driver runs out of the car, comes, grabs my feet, catches me, helps me down safely to the other side of the fence and I go home safely.

And this is one of the most ratchet Tuesdays I've had had how many times oh my god it's the worst it's so bad that's happened to me multiple times so underrated i literally keep getting off on the wrong floor and then you're scared that the guy is gonna like see you you're like fuck i'm still in his building i told him i left 20 minutes ago i can't get i've had so many situations where i'm running around you don't know how to get out. You're like an amazing. You're like, where is the exit? Dude.

It's so embarrassing too when people see you. You're in like a hoe outfit. Right. Remember that story I said that I couldn't not get out of the neighborhood and I had to like drive up to him and the girl that just caught us having sex. They're like, get the fuck out. You're like, I don't know where the exit is. Dude, those moments, the those moments especially for girls every girl has been there where you're like the escape plan you gotta

have an escape plan that's why it sucks when you do it when you're drunk and you go back because you don't pay attention to getting into their apartment so you have no fucking idea how you even got there right you're like where am i and then the outfit you're wearing and oh god central i love that. So relatable. Okay. This girl wrote in, I think I have a sugar daddy, but I'm not sure. Okay. It started out with my friend saying, I know this guy that saw a picture of you that you

posted and he wants to meet you. He has bought her a bunch of stuff, dinner and lunch every day, a brand new iPhone XS, a Tumi backpack, tons of other shit for no reason. Gave her $800 one night for passing her exam. This man is a little bit older than me, not bad looking, but I'm not looking for anything. He has kissed me twice, but literally like kisses you would give your family and that's it.

My question is, do I have a sugar daddy and what do I do if he expects me to put out LOL? I want to bring this up because i have met women who have sugar daddies and they don't fuck and everyone is always like you are lying it's like this super usually they're super super old and they just want companionship i think we should do and i agree i think we should do another episode on sugar daddies because i agree i will admit like when i was younger i would initially be the one to judge like they have to be fucking yeah we now knowing all the shit and having friends that

literally have sugar daddies we're like these girls are literally not fucking right like it's legit just they call they talk on the phone they go to dinners it's companionship companionship there are guys that i've heard of girls that they literally just talk on the phone. Okay. So where the fuck? Where do I get one? Let's go. Dude. This girl. It sounds great.

You got a new phone. You got a little. And I mean, she's worried about do I have a sugar daddy? Who cares? Right. And then you can decide when he asks you to put out. Right. But for now, take the fucking free shit.

Oh, my God. Eight hundred bucks for passing your exam. Can you ship till you die at the yin yang? All right, guys. Well, that is another episode of Call Her Daddy. Oh, we forgot to do questions. Oh, my God. Yeah, wait.

Someone actually wrote in and said they liked when you do questions all the week. Week, week. That's probably the one and only person. Probably. Maybe we should start doing other accents, like a country accent. Questions all the way. That was not a country. Okay.

We need to end this. Also, if you guys want to write in i know a lot of people are struggling to find where you write in you just go to the barstool website barstool.com and you go to call her daddy podcast and then it's just like writing questions or actually an easier way to write in is if you go to our twitter i pinned the tweet of the link to where you can write in so literally just go to our Twitter page and it's our first tweet is like where you write in. Okay, cool. I was also going to say if you guys like want to know when an episode drops and just like be on top of it.

It also helps Alex and I so fucking much so we can like keep this podcast going is subscribe. Oh, yes. I'm so happy you brought that up. Yeah, guys. It means so much if you guys can press subscribe on your iTunes account. I mean, we were just talking about illegal drugs, and they're going to try to shut us down, but we have enough subscribers. Don't let the daddies shut us down.

Fuck. Daddies, keep us alive. Yeah, guys. And also, if you press subscribe, and then you unsubscribe and press subscribe again, I'm pretty sure that helps. Let's hack the system. Let's go. Let's get daddies to the top.

Let's fucking go, baby. Every fucking Wednesday. Every Wednesday. I love you guys so much we need to do a meet up soon we do we really do a party a rager and let's do coke off to the face we're getting wild we love you guys we will talk to you next week have an amazing weekend get after it i hope all of you are fucking something or someone see you dad bye daddies