Call Her Daddy - 28- Finessing a Fuckboy (or girl)

Episode Date: March 27, 2019

Alex and Sofia listened to another podcast..and want to apologize to their listeners in this week's episode. They also discuss a sex move they recently encountered that EVERY man should be doing to women- introducing the Mona Lisa. They also address plan B and faking pregnancies. Lastly, they discuss a huge trend in social media that needs to STOP and reveal an old internet hack that is pure gold (Hi Google). 

Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? Call her daddy. Who is it today? Who is that? Oh, the fathers. The founding fathers are here. Back at it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy.

Let's tell them. Let's tell them. Let's tell them. Let's tell them. Let's tell them the news. Yesterday, Alex and I were listening to another podcast that someone recommended, and we had a revelation we must sound guys like we smoke crack do seven lines of cocaine and like pop adderall before we record guys we literally i don't listen to podcasts i just i don't even

listen to my own and uh when are you kidding oh my god i would literally enter a witness protection program like if lauren's ever listening to it, I'm like, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. I can't listen to myself. So, um, guys, we listened to this podcast. We like put it on the speakers at our apartment. And Sophia and I in the first like two, what? Two minutes we looked at each other and we were like, what the fuck? Well, what in the actual, I think for the most part, part podcasts are i don't even know how to explain

they're supposed to be consumed in a way that's just like chill this is not calming this is it's like we say something and then two seconds later we're on a completely different topic i'm like and then he fucked me in my ass and then i turned around and i fell off the bed yeah yeah okay so anyway it was it was just shocking to like know how we sound there was a girl that wrote in actually and she said guys i need to tell you there are certain parts of the podcast that sound like they're sped up like something happened like during the editing process and i'm like oh see this that's not it's literally sophie and i'd be be like, okay, so now this is what we're going to do. And then we're like, what? Why do we talk so fast?

I think because we get so hyped. I'm like, oh my God, the post-op clarity. Let's get into it. Yeah. If you're five or six, die for that dick. And then we just go. So guys, I apologize if you are listening to us and like these girls are on fast forward. So that wasn't the news, though.

Oh, no, that was not. Alex and I, the craziest thing happened to us. No, the most embarrassing thing. The most embarrassing. We have talked about our apartment a million times. Well, there's breaking news. Guys, I was sitting on a chair. Actually, a piece of furniture that we got from the trash.

If you guys haven't listened to our past episodes Sophia and I and Lauren our other roommate we have furnished our apartment basically solely from the trash our apartment is fully furnished from the trash aside from the coffee table yes that means every chair every couch everything. Yes. From the side of the road. And again, but let me clarify from the trash is we mean a lot of people in New York City just put their shit on the side of the road and then, you know, it could be a new chair and they just didn't want it. There are kids from NYU and we're like, oh, yes.

Well, I can assure you that we do not have a new chair. Okay. So anyway, so we are sitting in our apartment and i get a dm because i just posted a story of our living room and what do i read sophia this girl wrote in and was like oh my god that's my chair no i hope you girls enjoy it like why why literally a fan writes in and her garbage is in our living room our furniture in our apartment that is like kind of terrifying guys in that moment i think we were both we just stared at each other and we're like yeah what the fuck is wrong with us i know we literally have a fan's chair in our apartment this this scary thing is is we would have no furniture if it wasn't for our third roommate.

That's true. Alex and I, I really truly believe we are frat boys at heart. We are. We are. We're messy. We don't really give a shit about what our apartment looks like. Like we spent the first few months in our apartment eating, sitting on the floor. Yeah, sitting on the floor. Yeah, sitting on the floor.

And finally, our third roommate, Lauren, she was like, you guys, we need seats. We need something to sit on. We're like, you think? Yeah, Alex and I just walk over the trash. Like, it's just. Yeah, but you know what? I think we're going to, when we move, guys, we're going to move soon. And I think we're really, we're going to get it done.

We're going to have a, we're going to buy all the furniture. I think so. Maybe. And we're going to move soon, and I think we're going to get it done. We're going to buy all the furniture. I think so. Maybe. And we're going to make it cuter. And none of the furniture from our apartment will be coming with us. Oh, yeah. Oh, from our apartment. I almost said our apartment number, but.

Oh. So, yeah. So, guys, just, you know. Come on this journey with us. Yeah, come on this journey with us. And please don't judge us. No. We're growing up.

We are. And I think a lot of times girls wouldn't admit the stuff that we do and the shit that we do, literally. I think a lot of girls also aren't disgusting. Okay. Yes, there's that too. Okay. So, social media. Here we go.

Here we go. Let's just make this quick because it's such a joke. Guys, Daddy Gang, a lot of you have been writing in and you guys are like, oh my God, guys, I have such a great hack. Like if you want to post a thirst trap on your Instagram story and have the guy that you're trying to get his attention, like if you want him to see it, but you don't want obviously your whole Instagram following to see it, like your mom and your grandma that follow you. You use the close friends. No. Knock it off. Knock it the mother effing off right now. to see it like your mom and your grandma that follow you you use the close friends no knock it off knock it the mother effing off right now it's uh don't do it it's probably the most transparent thing you can do everyone knows what you're doing let me sympathize with you guys a little bit

because i understand that on snapchat is the whole you had the whole feature in the beginning when you could basically choose people who you want to see in the story. However, on Snapchat, that person doesn't know how many people are seeing it. Yeah. With Instagram and this whole close friends thing, you guys have to understand,

like, I am on someone's that has me as their close friend. And you guys are not close friends. And I'm like, why does he have me on this? And he's trying to, like, flex when he's flying places on his PJ. I'm like, I don't care. Right. Why am I on your close friends? We've literally met once.

Oh, my God. So embarrassing. Listen, I get the idea, guys. But I also confirmed with Milf Hunter. And he was like, I think it's so weird when I go on and a girl has has like, obviously I'm never going to complain about an ass shot and a mirror selfie. But he's like, it's kind of weird when she has me on her close friends. And I'm like, I think we haven't even like slid into each other's DMs yet. Like, why am I on that?

It's too. It's way too transparent. So guys, clean that the fuck up. It's embarrassing. I wanted to bring up just a little comment that I overheard. Oh. So I was actually talking to my guy friend and he was talking about dating apps. And he was like, there is a rule that every guy lives by.

And he said that what he does when he goes to a girl's profile on a dating app. Yeah. He goes and finds the ugliest picture of her. Okay. And he says, this is what she will look like in person. Oh. So he literally, he scrolls through every picture until he finds the ugliest one and then decides.

Like that's what she's going to look like. Or she could even look worse. This is what she's going to look like. And do I want to go on a date? I thought that was very interesting. That's actually so interesting. Because I'm over here grasping. I'm like, no, but he has two photos

where he kind of looks hot. Cute, but then the other ones he's really not. Like, do I just give him a chance for the hot photo? Nope. Oh, fuck. So maybe we got to kind of all rewire ourselves here, Daddy Gang. When you go to a guy's or a girl's profile

for on the dating app, you got to just, when you see the ugliest one, know that's what they're going to look like or or worse i think that's a really good point i just had a random flashback to um i think there's like memes on uh instagram and twitter with regard to the whole like picking who you want to see your story isn't there that meme where they're like when your girlfriend is like you need to post me more and so he posts her on her snap or on his snapchat story but it's blocked from everyone but her so she's like oh my god he posted me it's like no one else sees it that wouldn't even work on instagram exactly if i was a girl and i

told a guy like babe like let's start posting pictures together which i would never do never i'm being held hostage. If you see me posting with a man, it means I'm literally have a gun to my head. I would never. I could be. It could literally be life or death. I would never ask a guy to post a picture. No, no.

But if he went and put it on a close friend, a picture, I would be like, do you think I'm dumb? Who are your close friends pull up your close friends let me see let me see how many are there it's literally me and like my two best friends on there just to please you yeah it's actually pretty funny this new segment right here this segment is truly gets me hard yeah like thinking about yeah giving the daddy gang this is getting me a little like i feel like beyonce in lemonade when she has the baseball bat and she's like yes vandalizing every car all right daddy gang let's say it together one two three how to trap a fuck boy daddy gang i want everyone to sit back and relax okay because we are going to give you

step by step detail by detail master manipulation like you have never heard and this is probably gonna piss people off we're exposing the game we are and i think a lot of times people will write into our podcast if they don't like they're not fans and they're like, you guys are promoting unhealthy shit and you guys are manipulating X, Y, Z. Listen, I say it with Milf Hunter all the time. There are two people in this world, those who finesse and those who get finessed and you choose which one you want to be. Listen, I get it. Like, oh, cheating and all this shit. We know it's not healthy, but it's reality. Yeah. Like people get so pissed when we're trying to help crack the code of like,

for example, what we're about to talk about how to trap a fuck boy. This is what I'm going to say. All right. All right. I am going to sound like a mature, reasonable grown up. Okay. Okay. I'm going to say, number one, you should never really be trying to trap a fuck boy and i know that sounds like the opposite of what i just said but just hear me out right right you if you feel like you need to trap someone you probably just need to get the fuck out bottom line okay for sure you shouldn't be trying to trap a fuck boy or any man for that matter you should be going and getting a self-esteem masturbating and learning to be ecstatic by yourself whatever and like let a guy come to you if a guy wants you he'll let you

know with with that said we're gonna tell you how to fucking trap one because a fuck boy is like a fucking burning building not everyone out here is a fucking firefighter but some of us bitches want to play fucking hero i get it a lot of times we're like don't go for the fuck boy but we some of us can't help it so like the founding fathers we are we're gonna obviously help you i just needed to tell them the healthy route but we're gonna get fucking bad with it here we go all right guys so liking a fuck boy is really one of like the weirdest emotional things a girl experiences because especially when you're a little bit younger and you have like your first run in with

your first love of a fuck boy i know it's sad but it is kind of funny because correct me if i'm wrong a lot of girls will act oblivious like they didn't see the signs when in reality a fuck boy even if he's the lying type a fuck boy will really always kind of show you signs i mean it's it's denial we don't want to see no and we're dumb and we convince ourselves to catch feelings or my personal favorite is when girls are like i can change him i can save him from his awful life of fucking a bunch of bitches. No, no, no. No, no, no. So what is a fuck boy? Ooh. I feel like there's two types of fuck boys.

Two types. There's the one. Yep. Go ahead, Alex. Okay. There's the one who is truly a fuck boy to the core. Yeah. It is part of their personality.

And like pretty much they will never change. Right. Like when they're 60 years old, they're going to be old they're a fuck boy it's literally in their court and then the second type is they're going through a fuck boy phase and every girl goes into the relationship hoping right that it's the fuck boy phase yes and they're gonna come out of it we can change him yeah i can save him yeah no you can't so you can't save him but what you can do is you can match his fuck boy persona and fuck with him right back well quickly okay alex yeah i feel like a guy is not a fuck boy if he is being up front with you yeah if you're going in to the relationship and he's sitting you down and he's like, I am

not looking for anything serious. I'm here to fuck. I'm here to have a good time. And if you're down to fucking knock at feelings, I'm here for it. Yeah. And girls will try to say, girls will try to be like, no, like he is a fuck boy. Oh, I know what you're saying. It's like those girls that if they ask their friends, like, oh, like what does he fuck

around a lot? She's like, what does he fuck around a lot? She's like, yeah, he's such a fuck boy. That is let us clarify. That is not a fuck boy. If a guy has sex with a lot of girls, that does not make him a fuck boy. Yeah. All. And then.

And that's just you fucking catching feeling, Sarah. Sorry. But no, that's not. Yeah. And then if he's being completely upfront with you in the beginning, he's not a fuck boy. He's telling you what's up. A fuck boy is the guy that lies to your face to get you in bed. Yes.

You know what I mean? It's when they use manipulation tactics and they finesse a situation to get the fucking poon. Ooh, have we ever said that word? Poon. Poon. You really are a frat boy. Yeah.

I don't think I've ever said poon. All right. So how do you trap one? In call her daddy fashion, we're going to teach you how to trap a fuck boy. Let's get into it. In order to trap a fuck boy, ladies and gentlemen, guys could kind of listen to this too, because if you're fucking with a fuck girl, because there are some, I'm looking at one sitting across the table from me.

Fuck you. So listen, first and foremost is this is a classic game of mirrors. All right. Yeah. So when you are trying to fuck with a fuck boy and trap him, the tendencies of a fuck boy are in inconsistent communication. Yeah. There's the public flirting to kind of like embarrass you if you're at the bar.

Yeah. You've been hooking up and then you see him with another girl. They disregard your emotions. Yeah yeah just inconsistent behavior all around sporadic texting following other people on the gram after you guys just fucked liking your post and then 10 others at the same type of game you mirror you mirror it all so Sophia yes milf hunter oh I love when you say the king fuck boy Milt Hunter told me that he was fucking this girl. All right.

And this is going to be an example of how you can basically trap a fuckboy. So he was fucking this girl and he went and followed four of her sorority sisters like in an hour. Okay. The girl was like, why the fuck did you just follow like all of my friends? Like what the fuck? A normal girl who's fucking with a fuck boy yeah she called him out right you should never never be calling him out on his

bullshit ever it makes me sad you turn a blind eye to what he's doing it's you never never ever ever call them out on their shit. Girls knock it the fuck off. Knock it off. Listen girls I get it. In the heat of the moment you guys just had sex the week before and then you see him following all of your friends or following all these girls. He's like posting a winky face on your best friend's picture. I get it.

You never ever ever call them out. This is what you do. Milf Hunter then said I got a taste of my own medicine because another girl I was fucking, I followed her friends too. And instead of calling me out, he goes, Cooper, I posted one of my boys on my story with me and I tagged him. Yeah. And then I saw two hours later, the girl that I had just fucked on a Wednesday, she went

and followed my boy. And I was like, hold on, hold on, Han. No, no, no. He was like, you can't just go follow my fucking boys. I'm the one you're fucking. You're mimicking their behavior. Their behavior. And you're not calling them out.

Can we talk about that? Let's break down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the first step, I think, to trapping a fuck boy is you are never calling them out on their shit yes with that said you don't want to look like an idiot yeah you're not calling them out on their stuff but you're not like incomplete la la land and he's like fucking all your friends and you have no idea you know that girl it's like almost a fuckboy's dream is when it's like she does everything for him, she fucks him, she leaves, everything's perfect, and then

he's fucking around and she never calls him out and he's like, okay, this bitch is oblivious. There's a line to which you don't call them out, but you do subtle fucking things. Yes. Let's talk about these subtle things. Yes. fucking thing yes let's talk about these subtle things yes oh you make almost inconspicuous comments about how they are a fuck boy but they need to be executed so well so from the start from the get-go talking about sex and dating with them right off the bat I am super open about talking to the guy and like what he's up to. Right.

Because on a first date, you can go in there and you can talk about like, oh, so like, do you do this on a first date? And like, have you had girls do this and et cetera? Yeah. And you don't look crazy because it's a first date. You're like, I met you 20 minutes ago. You have no loyalty no jealousy i think that's something that on a first hangout or something my strategy is come off so open and

and chill yeah and in a way that i'm like oh my god wait okay can i ask you last girl you fucked did she owe when she was like on top or like you basically just like joke around and ask some questions i don't know if you need to go in there and be like did she owe when she was like on top or like you basically just like joke around and ask some questions. I don't know if you need to go in there and be like, did she owe when she was on top? But do you know what I mean? Like asking them 100% joking sexual questions. I always like to ask about like the, the dating style. Okay. I'm like, I'm like, oh, so like, okay.

Cause I'm a little more perverted. I'm like, did she fucking come? The point of this, everyone listening, the point of this is immediately this guy is seeing wait why the fuck is she okay with me telling her like what i'm doing to other bitches exactly why is she chill with that that's number one yep and then number two is when you're that open with them in the beginning it shows that there are no feelings no feelings none none there are no feelings on your end and it also sets you up for the future that then when you keep making those comments it's not out of nowhere it's been set from the beginning that's the precedent and that when you start to get closer to possibly

having those feelings you can drop the like okay say like the last girl you fucked did you and then he's like why the fuck is she okay with knowing that the last you know what i mean yes and then giving them just a little bit of that like you know you kind of have some insight into a guy's mind yes you know what i mean yeah because you're like you're like oh have you ever had a girl do xyz and you'll say something that you know a guy fucking hates if a girl does that? And then he's like, why does this girl have like this inside in phone to a guy's mind? Dude, the fucking post nut clarity. Oh, I bring that up. This is your go to, right?

I bring it up all the time. All the time. You're like. And guys are like, how do you know about that? Legit. On Sophia's last, last guy that she was talking to. I could do Alexlex i called it the pnc and he's like excuse me and he was like what is the pnc i'm like you're like no like the

last girl you fucked did she low-key try to cuddle you when you're having post-natal clarity and the guy what did he say he was like how he was like what is the pnc first of all i said the post-natal clarity come on i'm like come. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You know. You know better than I do. He's like, why do you know that? Yeah. He's like, bitch, what? How do you know that? And so it's, it's, it lets them know that you know the game. You know the game.

You have insight into how a guy thinks. Yeah. And you think it's like entertaining. And you're cool with it. Yeah. You're entertained by talking about it. Yes. And it throws them off.

Yeah. So after you're into your first few hangouts with a fuck boy, this is my tactic. We talked about making comments. Okay. You cannot overplay them. And I can't stress it enough, girls. You have to read the setting and you have to make sure your tone is not coming off too sarcastic that you come off as butthurt this needs to be executed perfectly for example i used to do this to the guy i used

to date before we started dating and it fucked with him okay i knew he was fucking other girls but he kept like forcing the whole like i like you i like you and i'm like you're literally talking to 12 other girls but like okay gotta love it so what i would do uh-huh he was gonna go out for a boy's night and i would be there beforehand because i was gonna go for a girl's night and i'll be like all right i'll see you like tomorrow whatever he's getting ready i'm sitting on the bed he would come out in his outfit that he was gonna go to the bar with and i will look at him and i'll be like oh my god babe go change and he'll be like what and i'm like you cannot wear that shirt to the bar no girl is gonna go home with you and fuck you

let alone go up and flirt with you at the bar you need to go change go change immediately i know immediately he's standing there like wait wait, hold on. He's like, why are you okay with me getting fucked? Exactly. He's like, wait, why do you want me to change and look good for other girls? And then this is where you come in and you say something so inconspicuous again. Because he's going to say to you, why? He's either going to say, wait, why do you care if I'm getting fucked? Or he's going to say, I'm not fucking other girls.

What do you mean? I'm not going to the bar to fuck to say, I'm not fucking other girls. What do you mean? I'm not going to the bar to fuck other girls. And you're going to just brush off his question and you're just going to be like, I just want you to look presentable, babe. Go change. Go change. You laugh it off. That, guys, I cannot emphasize enough.

It is a mind fuck to a guy. Dude will freak the fuck out. Yeah. They're like. This is, I think, another good point we can make is so you say that whole thing you need to go change no girl's gonna fuck you in that shirt if he comes back and he was like what are you talking about and you're like i obviously know you're like talking to other girls like that's fine that is not the move no keeping it going and being like i know you're talking to other girls it's

fine like i get it you look so butthurt now you too about her you look but you have to make the jab oh my god no girl's gonna fuck you in that shirt please go change yes he addresses it what the fuck and then you brush it off and then you're like relax just go change go change go change yes that a fuck boy cringes inside of his skin he's like why is she acknowledging that i could be potentially getting pussy to night? And you guys don't underestimate the power of these jobs. Like it fucks with them. It fucks with them in a way that they don't know what to do. So let's talk to them about when is a time that you don't respond to a fuck boy.

So like, for example, I just said when he says, what are you talking about? I'm not going to go fuck boy. So, so like, for example, I just said when he says, what are you talking about? I'm not going to go fuck this bitch. And you brush it off. So I think there's, there's two instances where you don't respond to a fuck boy. Okay.

When he comes at you asking questions about what you're doing. Yes. When, Oh, that's a good one. When he is like, okay, so like, you know, what are you up to are

you talking to people what you know like what did you do last night so for example if you had said that to him when you were like go change and he was like well i'm not trying to go fuck girls at the bar are you gonna go out tonight like what are you up to you brush it off brush it you never respond to that do not engage in that conversation no no no you are this little shady mcshade and you're like i always i think usually when they hit me with the like well who the what are you doing who are you fucking i already know what you do you answer sarcastically oh i do we are sick we are sick in the head. We are. I do it too. I'll be like, oh my God, like, are you kidding me? Like, I don't have time to do anything, babe. You either go with like-

You're the only man in my life. Or you go completely opposite and you're like, oh my God, I'm literally doing the entire tri-state of New York. So when you- And they obviously know you're fucking kidding. So when you answer that sarcastically, you are not, you're not giving them an answer. And they're annoyed. Yes. Because they know you're lying you do not engage so even if he's like no tell me the truth and you're like babe i was a virgin before i met you you were a virgin and we both took each other's v cards and he's like what the fuck and then you laugh it off and you're

like relax and you literally walk out of the room or yeah, yeah, you can literally say, that's for me to know and you to find out. But say it so sarcastic. Yeah, you joke. Because, guys, I promise. Like, I'm up to no good, baby. Baby. Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby.

Let's get after it, baby. You literally could say that and he'd be like, are you psycho? Are you unwell? Yeah. You're like, yeah, I am. It's brilliant. Okay, the second time. That you don't respond.

That you shouldn't be responding. Okay. The second time. That you don't respond. That you shouldn't be responding. Okay. Is any time this fuck boy is trying to have an intimate moment with you or a serious conversation. You completely. Oh, this gets my dick wet. Yes. I fucking love this one. So, for example, if a guy is just like, you know, like I've been wanting to talk to you.

Like it's kind of like we're kind of getting to like this point. Yeah, like I really like you. Yes. Like you're my girl, whatever. Those comments, those are the times that girls fall into the trap and they get feelings and they're like, oh my God, like he's deeming me as like he, I'm. No. No.

No. He doesn't fucking like you. He is a fuck boy. He likes your fucking pussy. He is a fuck boy and he's fucking with you. Do it. It's true so what i do is i act as if it almost made me feel awkward yeah and i hurry and change the topic of

conversation it's so weird looking right now because when everything coming out of your mouth i'm like yep i do that too yep and then he looks at you and he's like this girl really doesn't want to fucking go there with me at all yeah guys the fuck boys pry on using the lines of i like you and you're the one and i really like i'm i just obviously like we don't need to be in a relationship yet but like i think that we could be soon like all that shit they blow smoke right up your asshole and what they usually get back is oh my god i like you too girls yeah when he says this to you you are gonna like sophia said look like kind of awkward like you feel a little bit uncomfortable and like you don't want to go there and you and you do not respond in person

you're like you kind of like chuckle and then you're like all right oh well all right let's watch this Netflix thing. Like literally avoid at all costs. This is going to be the best piece of advice I'm going to give. Because you just said the fuck boy likes to blow smoke up your ass and tell you all of these things to your face. This is so cliche, but it is the truest thing. And I use this in my day to day life all the time. All right. Everyone's like, I don't really want Sophia's advice honestly so she uses this in her day-to-day she's a psycho I know it

works but actions speak louder than words this is so huge when it comes to the fuck boy I've been in this situation oh my god I have a guy sitting there looking me in my eyes being like, I love you. I'm in love with you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You're like, that's nice. When you have a guy telling you that you, you know, you want to eat it all up and be like, Oh my gosh. Of course. But when they're saying that and then their actions say differently, he doesn't respond to to you he's like ignoring you for days at a time those are his actions and that's the only thing you need to be paying attention to are the actions only thing that matters like literally fucking i love you get the fuck out

of here that i love you anytime anyone said they love my dick so no and i think that's such a good point because listen girls the whole point of how to trap a fuck boy we're talking about it mirror their actions yeah when you are avoiding talking about shit when they get a little emotional with it when they try to get you in your feelings and you don't respond or when you make the comment about oh my god no one's gonna fuck you at the bar and then he's like wait what and you're just you laugh it off When you are so casual, and Milt Hunter confirmed this, guys fucking hate anything that makes them feel like they are sharing a girl. Even if they know they are, Milt Hunter's like, I don't want to know about it.

I don't want to think about it. And when you act like you don't care, it makes the fuck boy think, wait, so they're being casual with me too. This is just about sex. They don't even like me. They may not care about me. I'm just here to have fun. I'm here to fucking fuck freely.

They look at you like, okay, so this girl could give two fucks about me and about getting serious with me. She's just down for a good time. She is just having fun. And for some reason, guys are so attracted to that oh my god they're like wait no marry me they're like i have a boner oh my god especially older guys okay always they always are thinking like oh god they're everyone's ready to settle down so brilliant another thing i want to say and this is a big one ladies and gentlemen disappear oh my god disappear the inconsistent communication from a fuck boy is one of their strong suits it's something that really almost is the catalyst towards forcing girls to like gravitate towards them it's it's girls like wait it's the chase i want it i want it

you're sitting around waiting for his text and it's driving you crazy so disappearing is something that you should just go away for a couple days and and not answer them and then literally hit them up like hey like i'm coming over tonight like let's fuck or something fall off the face of the earth literally a couple days so he's like where the fuck is this bitch alex that is like the main the main you can do and you know what i want to tell a little milf hunter story about all basically tying all of these into one okay so for research purposes of course we reached out to milf hunter when we knew we wanted to talk about fuck boys the fuck boy of the century so i reached out for president so i reached out to him and i was like listen we're talking about fuck boys talk to me about a time that a girl kind of cracked the code and and slid in to your heart

a little bit okay he was like all right i'll do it i'll do it for the daddy gang oh my i can't i don't like to admit it but i'll do it i can't wait for this story so he started talking to this girl they met on a dating app they're texting they're sexting all this shit okay finally they hang out for the first time and he said this girl was unbelievable in every aspect of in bed and the way that she hung out with me so she was he loves getting his dick sucked just putting on a record yeah no pun he's like he's like you know what i'm really good at in bed getting my dick sucked getting my dick wet love when a guy says that he said cooper she went down on me before we started fucking and she like sucked the life out of my dick. It was the hottest thing.

She just went ham and it was the sloppiest, nastiest, grossest fucking thing. And she was like down there committed to the game. So she sucked his dick. They fucked and he said it was an amazing fuck. She was crazy. Whatever. After they fucked, he said that she gave him a unbelievable massage. He was like, I went through my post-nat clarity. Oh, my God. Love a massage.

She started a massage. Love. Men love a massage. Love. I didn't believe you. I know. You didn't. Until I started dating this guy.

And he was like, oh, my God. I would actually want to marry you. Okay. Sorry. That was just a side note. But girls, if you want to give a guy a massage, he'll fall in love. Jesus Christ. So she starts giving him a massage.

And he said, I had gone through my post nut and she was massaging me, rubbing my hair, et cetera, until literally she massaged me to sleep. Oh my God. He said he woke up about 30 minutes later or something and she was gone. Oh my God. She massaged him to sleep and let herself out. My mind is blown. He was like, what a fucking daddy.

He said this was best fucking case. Sucked my dick, fucked me right, massaged me to sleep and let herself out. Wow. Now this is the kicker yep on their second hookup so in his mind he had the images of her sucking dick of her fucking him right and he was like i was amped for the second hookup we had been talking nasty we had been sexting it was getting disgusting and i was ready for the second hookup i was ready to try all these new moves on her he said she didn't suck my dick for that long it was like a little pre-sex blowjob but like not as nasty and it's like a quick little like here i'll get your dick wet overdrive overdrive on that dick gluck gluck no it was a gluck gluck one thousand one It was like 1,000. 1,000, if. Okay. And then he said, we fucked. And after they fucked, she got up, started getting ready immediately, grabbed his face,

like his two cheeks with her hand, kissed him on the cheek, and said, I'll text you when I get home, and walked out. Please tell me she didn't text him. She did not text him when she got home she did not text him when she got home and milf hunter was like i'm sitting here confused as fuck where's my massage where was that dick sucking turbo lux 595 000 and where the fuck was her getting crazy nasty what the fuck happened that is so incredible he said he was like and i'm ashamed of myself yeah he was like she started to make me feel insecure cooper she didn't and feel you and he said he literally said i felt emasculated i felt

you for for the milf hunter to come out here and say he's feeling insecure and used. Oh, my God. Jesus. This bitch knows the game. So what he said he ended up doing. Oh, my God. He was like, first of all, he's so funny. He's like, obviously, I don't care about her safety.

But I used that as an excuse and I texted her. And I was like, did you get home okay? Yeah. So MILF hunter post fuck fucking slid in and texted this girl and she did not hit him up and what he said was i started to feel like a side piece i love it she literally made me feel does this bitch have a boyfriend yeah hold on she mind fucked the fuck boy the fuck out of his soul the first time and came back didn't give a massage didn't give him this and didn't text him yeah what he said was he was like if she hadn't

played it like this we probably wouldn't have hung out more than twice because she wasn't even my type physically wow he was just addicted to the fact that he felt like he was chasing her around and he was like wait was the dick not great what happened she was unattainable unattainable and she was confusing yep and that is what you need to beautiful that's what you beautiful milf hunter told me there are two ways basically for a girl to get his real like attention okay and capture his heart but not really but just like kind of yeah he said one it's those who mirror a lot of what i do so they kind of are acting like the guy in the situation and i'm like wait what the fuck pay attention to me or two those who are super thoughtful and nice to me. What? Okay, listen to this. He had said, I know that's kind of confusing because you're like, wait, what the fuck?

He said one of the girls that he was fucking would just bring him food. Like he would never ask for it and she would always just grab him something from home or make him something. She bought him like tiger balm and brought it over and would like massage him when she would come over fuck him leave and i was like wait does it kind of hold on i was gonna say that sounds like stage five clinger right i said that to him and he was like cooper no man is gonna be like i'm not gonna eat this chipotle because she wants to be something i'm gonna fucking eat the chipotle and fuck her and then maybe just not answer for two guys are just so animalistic it's like jesus christ it is he's got food give them pussy dude he said he had a girl that started to progressively start doing his laundry after cooking oh my god he was like i never knew i needed her around so bad but when she fucking did that first load of clothes

and hit start on that spin cycle baby she had me locked in i thought that was like rule number one is to like not be doing a guy well that's the thing if okay let's talk about this okay there is a level of if you do that yeah and he wakes up the next day and you're still there after sex and you're lingering and you're fucking sitting there like what do you want to do today fuck okay stage five i wanted to bring this up because you mentioned how the first girl was gone gone the next day so after you have sex with the fuck boy yeah what is the protocol you know i think the answer is inconsistency yep you should never do the same thing after you fuck. There should be times where you leave right away. Like sprint out of there.

Maybe leave like 4 a.m. Right. And then throw in a couple times where you sleep with him. But you never stay there past the morning. Dude. Never. Ever, ever, ever. I think so many girls fuck that up.

Like you can sleep in with him. For sure. But once he's awake, you gotta go. You're not like, let's get breakfast. No. I think that's so important too because he said, like I just said, Milf Hunter said, it's if she mirrors what I'm doing or if she's nice to me. And he said, what is the way to trap a fuckboy is if you combine those.

Right. It's a balance. Exactly. It's a balance because I was i was talking to alex on this the other day i was hooking up with a guy like a few months ago and i just hated sleeping in his bed like i just i know i fucking hated it so every single time you would hook up i would be like thank you thank you poof gone i be gone, but I felt like a fucking prostitute. Because you're like, thanks for the fuck.

Gotta go. Like, that made me feel like a prostitute. So it's like, you gotta mix it up. You know? So I think that's, the whole mixing it up, that's the whole name of the game here. Yeah. It's the inconsistency that drives them to want you more. Because every fuckboy, I'm telling you right now now every fuck boy in their life has the girls that

are literally being forced shoved out the door like please leave they're staying too long the girls that are massaging them doing their laundry and then they're staying the next day and hoping for breakfast no no no no and then they also have the girls like we said in the beginning that are down for the fuck they leave and then ever ask questions and that's fine because maybe that girl's not even trying to trap it maybe they did dicks just so good right but the girl that's trying to trap the fuck boy whether your intentions are to try to date him or just to trap him or just to fuck with him yeah the name of the game is mirror what they do yep inconsistency and never play your cards and tell him what you are doing because you will come off like you're trying so hard to prove to him.

Oh my God. I fuck too. There is a line that when I was in high school, I would say this and Alex, tell me that you didn't say this line either. It is fucking mortifying that i would even say this i loved to walk around and be like you know um i'm just not like other girls oh my god i want to die oh my god oh my god i'm cringing i'm literally tell me that you didn't used to do that in high school you think you're so fucking cool. Oh my God.

Honestly, I'm just not like other girls. Die. Die. I'm not like most girls. Knock it off. Alex Cooper and Sophia Franklin in high school back then. Knock it the fuck off. Knock it off.

Dude, that's so embarrassing. So embarrassing. We talked about it in previous episodes when girls are like, I just have trust issues. It's worse than that. Way worse. Girls, you should never be be saying i'm just not like other girls if you're saying that then you are every other fucking basic bitch shut the fuck up no no no no i think i'm trying to channel my inner high school i think you say that because you're like you want him to think that you're just like such this fuck girl like you're so chill and you're

cool and you're one with the boys shut the fuck up no you look so fucking but that's what i'm saying is you cannot let them catch on to that you're trying no you know that's what we when we said don't if he's like well who the fuck are you fucking don't be like don't worry about what i'm doing like you're doing what you want to do i can do what i want to do no no no get a little smirk on your face and just be like babe relax just stop though the amount of times yeah i used to tell the guy i talked to to relax they get insecure don't play your hand and let them believe whatever they want their mind is gonna race yeah because like i said milf hunter, even though they're fucking 12 million girls out there, they don't want to believe that you're fucking someone else. The strategy that we just gave people.

It's kind of really. We just gave them serious insider information and I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. I want to help out the daddy gang. Me too because a lot of girls are like, I want to fuck with this fuck boy. And you know that most podcasts are like, that is so unhealthy. That's not healthy. That's not mature.

That's not how you should live your life. That's fine. That's fine. And I agree with them. Yeah. But that's not going to change the fact that the fucking game works. Absolutely. Every time.

The game will always be the game. It's always going to be there. And it's just if you want to play it or not. Right. Or you want to get played instead. Yeah. Okay. Dude, you know what's going to happen? Eventually we're going to get, it's going if you want to play it or not right or you want to get played instead yeah okay dude you know what's gonna happen eventually we're gonna get it's gonna fuck us

in the ass and some guy is gonna listen to this episode that we start dating no and he's like the thing is no no no because the thing is is when they listen to this and they come at us with a game we're creating a new one that is what people are fucking always ask us dude they're like how are you giving all your secrets. We will create a new game. A new game? To fuck with the fuck girl that fucked the fuck boy that knew the game? No.

No. I'll just invent a new one. I'll invent a new one. Me, you, and no punter. Taking over the world, baby. I will perfect that one and finesse you once again. And fuck you again. Here we go.

Holy shit. Can we get into sex? I've just been waiting for you to ask me that. Can we have sex? Can we have sex right now? Like, hurry up. Alex, for real. I'm into it.

Okay, guys. You've been playing hard to get and I'm over it. Come on over here and sit on my lap. Let's do the whole podcast with you over here. Okay, so a lot of people are always asking us, like, guys. How to spice it up. How do I spice up my sexual intercourse, whether it's with your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your wife, your husband, your fiance. There's several ways.

Your fuck girl, your fuck boy, your side piece, your mistress. Okay. I think there's a million ways, but we want to talk about role play. And this has something to do with a wig. Woo! Oh! I get excited. So, i think there is something to be said about a setting a setting yeah for sex yeah i've heard this a million times when people are married and they've been married for 10 20 30 years um sex experts which i am not oh yes you

are darling yeah i am actually yes i am i might not have the degree but kind of um they always say change up the setting literally if you guys have to just go get a hotel legit a motel of your motel if your role play is to be a prostitute and get the room by the hour, boom. Boom. Gold. Love it. So women and men, here you go. Sophia and I want to give you guys an idea.

Yeah. Ladies, you are going to tell your man, I want to meet you for drinks. Want to meet you for drinks. This is not going to be any man i want to meet you for drinks want to meet you for drinks this is not going to be any normal drink situation though we're going to role play tonight yeah you are going to be whoever you want to be and i'll be whoever i want to be ladies you're going to go whether it's on amazon or to a store and and you're going to buy yourself a hot wig. If you're a blonde, go brunette. If you're a brunette, go blonde.

Go redhead. Go curly, straight, longer, shorter, whatever you want to do. You wear a wig. You dress to the fucking nine. Yes. You tell him to meet you. A time and place. You tell him to meet you at a hotel bar.

Hotel bar. I think that's like so fucking hot. I go to. I go to. a hotel bar hotel bar i think that's like so fucking hot too and you have to set the rules with your man or your woman yeah that the minute that you two see each other you cannot break character at all ever i think a lot of times couples if you're super close you're like oh god okay wait here we go yeah no no you are literally if your name is times couples, if you're super close, you're like, oh God. Okay, wait, here we go. No, no.

You are literally, if your name is fucking Sophia tonight, you're Veronica. If you're Dave, you're Robert for the night. Okay. If you're going to do this, you got to go a hundred percent and go through with it. And no little like, oh my gosh. Like, no, absolutely not. You're like, I am Veronica. Fucking throw an accent in there.

Absolutely. Whatever you got to fucking do. Yes. I think this is so fucking hot because listen, you bringing in this, like you're a different person. You're wearing a wig. You're giving him like a complete different persona. If you're super shy, right.

Be that girl that's confident and sexy, et cetera. Yeah. Meet him at the fucking bar and fuck his brains out when you go up to the hotel room together. Have a hotel room booked for sure. Spicing it up. Dude, this. I want to go try.

Me too. First of all, this sounds so fun. So fun. And then so hot. Dude, if couples integrate this, it's like, babe, Saturday night, you want to role play? Let's get that hotel room. If you start integrating this into your relationship, i know it sounds fucking kind of crazy but like every other weekend you can be a different woman yeah and a different character and it's so fucking hot and then also you can literally

transform yourself in the bedroom as well on these nights if you're not as vocal with your husband or your boyfriend or your girlfriend or your wife this is the time for you to all of a sudden become a major freak yeah because in their mind that that's the point of this right and try out moves that you usually never do get a little drunk have some you can you can be whoever you want to be oh love it love we have a little sex tip yep a little sex position that is so hot it's really fucking Alex let's get into it this is for guys girls can obviously do it too in a different way but let's let's focus on the guys this is a tip for guys Alex and I'm I'm not gonna say which one but one of us had an experience with a man that rocked our fucking world world okay rocked it side to side

up and down what this man did was the hottest thing and we have deemed this move yep the mona lisa the mona lisa the mona lisa we're not talking about the painting fuck no you guys thought we were here to educate you you guys thought we were here to talk about art? Do you guys know who we are? No one thought we were here to talk about art. Everyone's like, fuck off. The Mona Lisa. You know, say it with me, Alex. Just one, two, three.

The Mona Lisa. So this is what you're going to do. You're on top of her. You are going to waddle up and plop your dick in her mouth love okay this just sounds like a regular face fuck no no no you are then going to instruct her to touch herself and you are going to say i want to feel you coming with my dick in your mouth i want to feel your moans on my dick and i want your mouth full make yourself come okay i just came i am horny now and i need to go i just literally came in my pants sophia i didn't know you could do that if a guy did this to me i am actually worshiping his dick like i will actually put

your dick in my mouth even when it's flaccid i don't give a fuck anytime any day anywhere it's in me kiss the ground you walk on yes i think every single guy really needs to pay attention to this move even if she doesn't fully understand what you're doing take her hand and start putting it down where she needs to put it have your dick in her mouth this girl is going to start getting herself off and i'm telling you guys when she is coming there's two things one for the girl it's going to be great two for you if a girl is fucking coming and your dick is in her mouth and she can't open it to actually have her O, your dick is literally basically suffocating her. I mean, there's a vibration on your dick. You're going to feel her moaning.

Yeah. And it feels amazing. It's going to be amazing. Also, you can do a little glance back. Yes. Watch her. And watch her touching herself. Also, guys, you have to understand, like, for girls, getting skull fucked is not usually what we plan to do on a Sunday morning.

No, not really. It's not really like a girl's favorite pastime, per se. Absolutely. But if you're going to add in this move where you're taking charge and you're also telling her, like, I care about your pleasure as well. You know, this makes it fun for a girl. This move is absolutely one that girls can offer as well. And if a girl tells a guy to do that, put your dick in my mouth while I touch myself,

and I want to moan all over your dick while I'm owing, I think a guy would actually cry cry cry of tears of joy that he found an angel yes the fact that one you're offering him to face fuck you and two you're gonna be coming while his dick is down your throat I mean three you're gonna be touching yourself and he can watch you oh my god and four you're initiating oh my god which girls you know are known to not do so i think the mona lisa is something i want every daddy gang member to incorporate and then if you can kind of like make sure that you come the same time as she does i mean that's fireworks the moan elisa oh B. Let's get right into it.

La, la, la, la, la. Plan B. Plan B. Here we go. Here we go. Plan A. Nah, fuck it. Plan B.

Let's talk Plan B, Sophia. All right. Plan B. What an interesting capsule to- What a great- What a great- Pharmaceutical drug. What a great invention.

Yeah. Fun fact, Milf Hunter has never bought Plan B for a girl. But he also said he never. I shouldn't be laughing because it's fucked up, but it's like kind of amazing. But he said he's never also had a pregnancy scare. Yeah. He said, I don't fuck around with that. Yeah.

Great. Thank you. Just a quick. Thank you. So Plan B. His plan out game is so brilliant plan b there's a million things to say about plan b but i think the main thing is a lot of girls have been writing in and they're like the next day after i had sexual intercourse and plan b is the move how do i

approach this do i tell him to buy it do i split split it with him? Do I go get it myself? So there's a lot of Ooh. Living for that. So there's a lot of factors. Yeah, there are. I know girls who, they're in the heat of the moment and you're getting it on and there's just something

sexy about saying, I want you to fill me up. Fill me up. Come inside. I want you to fill me full of cum. Yeah. Boom. Boom. It is hot. We've all done it.

We've all done it. We've all been there. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We've all quickly gotten pregnant for a second. Alex, you don't even really stop with the generalizations. We're like, everyone's cheated. Everyone's done this. Like, every single person in America that is a female has asked a guy to fill me up

with your cum. Obviously. Duh. What the fuck. Everybody. No, I feel you, though. I feel you on that is a fadal. Have to ask a guy to fill me up with your comp. Obviously, duh. What the fuck do you say? Everybody. No, I feel you, though. I feel you on that. I've done it.

I think if you're doing this, that's going to kind of change the game the next day. Yeah, if you ask him, fill me up, then it changes the game because, all right, let's talk about it. First of all, when do you think is an appropriate scenario to expect the guy to pay for plan B? I would say every single time unless. Yeah. So let's get into the unless.

Actually, even if you did that, I would still expect them. To be a gentleman. But because probably my age. Yeah. I know like in college and stuff, it's a little bit different. So for example, out of college now, if I was fucking with a guy and like he came inside me or even if he didn't if you were just worried about pre-cum because you didn't use a condom i think if you are openly talking about it like you say like fuck i'm like a little nervous like i haven't been taking my pill on the same day or

even if you're just nervous and you express that and you're like, I think I want to take plan B. If you vocalize that and tell them, I think they should man up and be like, okay, like I, yeah. Do you want me to pay for it? I'll Venmo you or do you want to go get it now? However, I know a lot of times girls, and I've done this before where you leave. You don't want to deal with it. You're not even, especially if you're not really close with the guy. Oh my gosh, a one night stand. Yeah.

If you're having a one night stand the next day, you're like, oh my God. I'm out of here. I never want to see with you're not even especially if you're not really close with oh my gosh a one night stand yeah if you're having a one night stand the next day you're like oh my god i'm out of here i never want to see you exactly and then you head to cvs or whatever pharmacy and you pick yourself up because you're like i don't want to have to involve them in that shit and i mean obviously if it's your boyfriend or someone you're super close with i will be like hi let's go get skittles and whatever and also get me a plan B. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Totally. I am one of my ex-boyfriends. I remember the first time we hooked up and this was before we were dating.

I was being a little promiscuous. A little funny out there. He took me to Walgreens and he came back to the car and he like had the plan B. And then he had Gatorade. He had all these snacks. He was like, you should probably eat something with that, which I don't think you need to do, but it was like still cute. Oh my God. Marriage material. What about this? Alex, we were talking about this. What if you wake up in the morning and he literally like comes into the room and like hands you the plan B pill? Oh, I'm like, fuck out of here right i just yeah i actually have had stories of girls being

like he went and bought it for me and i woke up and he was like here take this and hand me water and wanted to watch me take it dude the guy i went on a date with the other week i don't you know i don't know how these things come up on first dates but it did you're like do you like ass play do you like ass and then you're like it was like ass play do you like and then you're like it was the weirdest thing like we talked about sex the whole time but I asked him somewhere in the conversation between appetizers and the main I was like so plan b um and he told me actually because he was he's like a wealthy guy he was like I actually make girls I I get it for them and then I make them take it in front of me and i was like ew

i have another story but don't you think that's weird dude oh that would really upset me because it's like it's not your decision no it's like who do you think you are right to tell me to put something in my body what type of other than your cum no for me it's like do you think that you are god's gift to earth and i want to have your child that badly? Child, I will take care of it. Yeah. I will fling myself down some stairs, bitch. Budget.

Okay. Put a fucking hanger up my v-neck. Okay. Sorry. Oh. People are going to get upset about that. Okay. But I dated a guy and he did the complete opposite of what my ex-boyfriend did.

Okay. He would have me send him a video of me filming myself shut the fuck up i'm not kidding putting the plan b in my mouth no and then open my mouth and like lift up my tongue and show him that i had taken it dude what the fuck and the fact that i even did it i did it like once or twice and i was like in the middle of filming yourself and then i was like doing i was like sofia what are you doing and like that pisses me the fuck off yes does he think you want to have his child i and on top of that you would be so lucky on top of that i'm pretty sure we were using condoms this was okay this was like a high school beginning of college thing but like still he was psycho about it like

ocd the video i actually remember a daddy gang member wrote in and was like i remember this guy that i was hooking up with came in and like bought me plan b and made me um like put it up her butt put it in an iv and all around the holes no but she was like i he made me show him like me swallowing it and then she was like and i was like fuck this guy so i put it under my tongue and i didn't actually swallow it and then i spit it out which in hindsight i'm like wait so bitch what she was like just in so she i didn't want so she was just gonna risk pregnancy just to spite him i love it no but i think i think this is a really good topic because first of, if a guy ever asked me to send him a video of myself swallowing Plan B, I would tell him to go fuck himself.

Right. But there is something about some guys, and I know this is fucked up, but haven't you felt in your sexual history, Sophia, guys with more money. Oh, yeah. For sure the plan the the guy that made me take the video his dad was like a millionaire yeah and then the fucking kids in college like oh should we get it yeah they're gonna go half and the kid with the trust fund is like I um brought you three three of them and so you can take one one today tomorrow and just just to ensure it's kind of crazy yeah but then I also have this weird thing where I when guys do say it to you, I get why girls

get a little annoyed because it's like, bitch, first of all, don't tell me what to do. Second of all, I don't want your fucking kid. I will take care of it. Relax. Just hand me 50 bucks. Yeah. So, I mean, we said earlier the the dirty talk will indicate the plan B process. But now that I'm thinking about it

even if you're trying to be kinky and telling him to do that at the end of the day the guy is going to decide where his cum goes it's true okay unless you are you know holding him down which some do um a lot of girls with some celebrities and athletes out there are holding them down. I doubt a girl can hold a fucking athlete down. You never know. You never know. But I'm just saying it really, it's up to the guy where he's going to come, and I think that they should just be paying for it. Dude, girls are crazy.

I mean, let's talk about pregnancy scares. The girls doing the fake pregnancy scares? Yes. Yes, I want to talk about this yes it is something that i find fascinating it is kind of crazy it is very prevalent it's so prevalent this guy dated dated this girl and he said that she had would do it multiple times and every single time he fell for it and i'm like how what how i actually remember um in high school this girl was dating this fuck boy and he and her were always had such a small twist relationship and they would always break up and get back together and then he actually fucked a girl in school and she found out and she lied to him and was like i'm pregnant i found out yesterday and immediately he was just like what the fuck and they had so much history that he like got

back together with her and then finally eventually these girls obviously have to tell him that you're not pregnant and when finally he found out and everyone found out he left her immediately and was like that bitch is crazy oh that's the thing it's such a temporary fix if you are trying to trap a guy with a pregnancy that's fake eventually when it comes out the guy immediately is gonna be like feeling a sense of like almost like a freedom like oh my god one i had a moment where i realized i don't want a fucking child with this bitch and now that i know that she one lied and two she doesn't she's not actually pregnant i'm out it's completely just a temporary it is the only time i think i would maybe do it. Also, side note, if guys are wanting to fuck the crazy because they're the best in bed, then they have to deal with this shit. Yeah.

They got to deal with the aftermath of the crazy. You know? So when would you do it, Sophia? I think there, you know, I love a good block. Love a good block. I revel in it. You do. It's my favorite thing.

Yeah, it gets you hard. I also have been in relationships where men have's my favorite thing yeah it gets you hard i also have been in relationships where men have noticed how much i love it and they like to do it right back to me oh they play the game right up nope nope not today son if you think i'm scared of a drive-by and showing up at your house you are sadly every time you fucking say drive-by i'm like a drive-by shooting sophia no no when i say drive-by i mean you literally can we all take a minute to just picture sophia franklin in her car sunglasses on hood up driving it's so fun it's so fun but there have been times where i've had guys block me and i you know i get on my fitness pal

right then mo i try to do the whole thing email my fitness pal i just said that casually i think i talked about that on an episode it was like episode one two or three yeah i was like i see how many fucking carbs you've had today and i'm sliding in but if he was hitting me with a block and i just desk because when someone blocks you it really does something god it it really fucks with you that's why quick side note every time girls are asking should i reply with a k or should i just leave him on read and not respond there is nothing daddy gang there is nothing more powerful than silence silence yep think about yourself oh yeah if he responds k yeah or if he just doesn't answer your whole world crumbles when they don't respond another tangent is on the last

episode we we were talking about um if someone cheats on you yeah and how some people get super vengeful and i'm like if someone cheats on you and you actually disappear oh my god and they're like where did this human being go that is oh my god a hundred times more of a mind fuck. Like actually need therapy to get over the complete silence. You're like, where did they go? What is happening? If you completely fall off the face of the planet. Yes.

Fuck all the K's. I feel like I did that in high school and now I've graduated to just the silence. And the silence is golden. Dude, disappearing silence. It's great. Okay. Back to your point what were you saying again what was i saying you were saying oh okay so if he had me blocked

okay and i desperately was just trying to get through to him i may be like hi i may we've got a baby in the butt i may throw in a little something i've done some crazy shit when i've been blocked i just said a baby in the bun. Again, that was the old me. A baby in the oven. Sorry. No, I agree with you. Actually, this is something I think I've done. How many times have you told the guy you're talking to, I'm late on my period.

Like, I haven't gotten it yet. You know what? Genuinely, why I do that. And tell me if you're kind of on the same page. I already know why. Because you kind of just like to see their reaction. Dude, it's not even that you're trying to be crazy and scare them. No, it's like fun. You're bored. I'm that. And tell me if you're kind of on the same page. I already know why. Because you kind of just like to see their reaction. Dude, it's not even that you're trying to be crazy and scare them. No, it's like fun.

You're bored. I'm bored. Boom. I've literally done it just out of pure. Every guy listening to this is freaking out. Out of pure boredom. I've been like, I'm kind of late. I'm kind of late.

Just because I'm sitting on the couch and I'm like, oh, I wonder how he would respond. Yeah, like what are you, you're asking dinner plans and then the next thing you know I'm like, oh, by the way, I'm late. You just want to see it. I've actually done that. I'm thinking, one of my ex-boyfriends, I remember in the, you can, because, again, you can kind of see where they're at in the relationship. In the beginning of the relationship, I told him that, because it was true, I was late.

But my period's always sporadic. And he was like, oh, my God. And he, like, we made jokes about, like, he was like, oh, guess I got to push you down the stairs or something. And I'm like, cute. You you're like so maybe that's not who i want to be and then fast forward to about like six seven months later and i told him that and he was like fuck all right like i guess should we go like get a pregnancy test i'm like babe like oh my god he's in love he's in love with me. He's in love with me. He wants to have babies. If we're going to talk about fake pregnancies, I need to bring up this Daddy Gang member, Roden. He told me that this girl he was dating sent him a picture of a pregnancy test, a positive pregnancy test, and was like, I'm pregnant.

He threw it up on the internet, did a reverse Google image image search and was able to find that it was a fake photo so let that sink in people because if you're if you're sending the picture of a of a fake pregnancy you're going to google and you're taking a photo from there you know we that's so smart yeah that he did that i actually didn't even know you can do that until like last year someone it was a long story but that happened to me and guys yeah you can put that photo in google yeah and see if it's anywhere yeah i mean think about how much shit you can use that for holy fuck i forgot that you could do that too that's huge girls are fucking crazy man man. They are. So are guys. So are guys. Men can be just as crazy.

It's true, especially when they're in love. They can do some crazy. I have some crazy fucking stories about guys that were in love and they pulled some crazy shit. We are talking about stories that Daddy Gang members have written in. And you just said guys are crazy too. Yes, Sophie, I did. that daddy gang members have written in and you just said guys are crazy too yes sophie i did um there was a daddy gang member that wrote in and said that her daddy gang is popping off this week they are amazing we are we read everything you guys send in and it's like it's over i feel like

we're bringing the crazy out of them yes they're like i never told anyone this but here you go guys i'm like it's a secret society this poor girl had it happen to her. Okay. So a guy went crazy on her. She had a guy fake a suicide. Fake a suicide that the entire town was like- Bought into it. Bought into it. This kid was dead.

Yes. To get her attention and get her back. Okay. So guys are like, bitches be crazy with the yeah well you're crazy too when that thing when your heart starts to flutter and you feel those things called butterflies that's love bitches and you'll do some crazy shit when you're on that drug i think we need to give them some of the details because this story rocked my okay so she's with her girlfriends on a friday night and she gets a call that her boyfriend tried to commit suicide.

He tried to OD on Benadryl. Okay. So all of them were like, what the fuck? That would be a tough one. That'll be a tough one. That'll for sure be a tough one. So it didn't work. He tried.

It didn't work. So she's with all of her friends and they're like, let's get fucking blackout. Like, this is ridiculous. My boyfriend is such a, or ex-boyfriend. She had just broken up with him. She's like, he's a psycho. So they all just get hammered and he's texting her, psycho. I just tried to kill myself.

I'm going to kill myself. Why don't you love me anymore? All this shit. So she blocked him. Okay. The next. Oh, the block drove him to really kill himself. The next morning, this girl gets a call from her ex's mother saying Tyler hung himself and is dead.

The guy's mom. Mom contacted the ex-girlfriend and said Tyler killed himself and blamed it on her. Oh my God. tyler killed himself and blamed it on her oh immediately this girl obviously feels so bad because she blocked him and like she didn't get any of the texts of him being like i'm gonna kill myself all the shit that is so fucked up she's mourning the loss of her ex she cries she's blaming herself she posted even on facebook being like i wish i could have saved you all the shit oh my god everyone in the town. In his town.

Yeah. The girl wrote in. She's like, the entire zip code. New. Was like planning the funeral. She said everyone. They were writing on his Facebook page saying RIP bro. Like the whole fucking tri-state area.

Yeah. Literally thought that this kid was dead. That's insane. Fast forward to 11 something at night and this girl gets a text from someone saying tyler's not dead i just talked to him so this girl has been mourning for a few days honestly it's he was resuscitated resuscitated he just came back he's fine that happened sometimes people die for like a few minutes and they come back dude so but the girls were like imagine us i've been posting on facebook like i wish i could have

saved you i'm i'm fucking tweeting the quotes about you know i'll miss you and r.i.p bro and then it's like oh by the way tyler's not dead That would be such a mindfuck. I'd be like, oh my God, is it his ghost? What the fuck? What? So finally, the dead guy calls her. Tyler calls her off a random number trying to convince her that he's walking out of the hospital and he's on his way home in a cab and we need to get back together. She's like, hold on, you just fucking died died there's a memorial service coming up tomorrow for you and she just said it was one of the things in this town that this kid had everyone believing that he fucking

killed himself that's so crazy and then he rose from the fucking bed i'm not gonna lie i've been in some messed up you've done this yeah you've faked your own death no but i haven't in relationships where guys will hit you with like the something bad might happen if you don't talk to me it's like talk about that i actually my boyfriend in high school pulled that shit and like i don't mean to be an asshole but and listen again i know that that happens in high school pulled that shit and like i don't mean to be an asshole but and listen again i know that that happens in some relationships where that shit actually goes down right but if you're using that don't to get the person's attention fucking relax yeah we another random part of the story i just remembered she wrote in and she was like also a side note when we thought

that he was dead a guy that i had used to talk to was just texting me from like this random number and he was asking me if i was okay and if i wanted to get fucking dinner turns out oh my god it was her ex oh my god using a change my number app and he was texting her so then you're thinking to see if she was being shady or if she would. But imagine if she was like, yeah, let's get dinner. And then she shows up and her dead fucking boyfriend's sitting at the diner and she's like, hi, Tyler. So he faked his death and then was trying to text her from a random number.

And meet up with her. And see if she would be shady. How fucking trippy would that be? Also, is he going to be mad at her when she thinks he died and went to get dinner? So he's like, even if I die, you are not allowed to go on a date or get dinner with anybody. He's like, bitch, I caught you. She's like, you're dead. You're supposed to be dead.

Dude, you gotta fucking love it. All right, let's get into questions questions questions all the way all right i have a crazy one we're gonna hit them right where it hurts new york city this is fucking nuts it's only place it could happen yeah story time okay a cougar sugar mama story ready i am a year old. I'm an athlete at my school in NYC and I am broke as fuck. So my friend told me about the website seeking arrangements and I decided to give it a try. After about a week of checking my account, I got a message from a woman who lived on the Upper East Side. She told me she wanted to take me out for lunch and would pay me $200 just

for being there. So I met her at a brunch place and as soon as I got there, she began to pump me full of drinks. Love that. Conversation was really casual and organic, so I was having a good time. After lunch, we hit some bar and around 7 p.m. she asked me if I wanted to see her apartment and that there could be some more money in it for me. i guess i must have said yes i was hammered i'm imagining this lady in a fur coat i know right for sure so she got an uber with me we went back she lives in the penthouse of an apartment building and it is gorgeous so she gave me a tour and then she said she was going to take a quick shower and change oh my god she left me alone on the couch with a bottle of champagne in the living room when she came back she was wearing nothing but a silk

robe and when she walked back into the room she told me to finish my glass of champagne because she had something to show me in the bedroom as soon as we got into the bedroom she dropped her robe got naked proceeded to show me how girls or women are supposed to throw it back oh afterwards she ubered me back to school and paid me an extra six hundred dollars when i got back to school my girlfriend was frantic and asking where i had been all day i gave her a hundred dollars and told her not to worry about it and once a month i go to the upper east side to my sugar mama's apartment and pay my girlfriend a hundred dollars to not ask questions okay hashtag degrade me oh my god that shit is out of the movie that is out of the that's the shit isn't it so fucked like i'm so jealous also of guys this sounds weird but like i feel like girls it's like we

get all judged if we did that with a guy oh yeah but a guy did that with an older woman what a boss but actually what a boss but really dude going seeing that she's at the penthouse she drops her robe she's like let's fuck he she hands him money yeah the issue with the story yeah that's all fine what is this so he hands the girlfriend a hundred dollar bill for her to shut the fuck up and not ask questions if your boyfriend came home and you're like where the fuck have you been and he hands you a hundred dollars and he's like don't worry about it i'd be like i'd put it in my wallet but then i would be like what the fuck the fuck dude that story is some fucking movie shit you're right i i love it all right this oh i'm so excited okay so excited for this question

listen and i'm just gonna preface this with like i think we're ruining lives but ruining lives but we're also helping helping okay listen i'm a new listener after listening to the fourth episode and hearing that all guys keep all the nudes including their exes i entered crazy mode oh gotta love it i'm not proud of it but i had to know what was on my boyfriend's phone not to mention that he hates when i try to take his phone so he falls asleep and i get in that shit and there they are the motherfucking nudes. Not just his recent ex, but some random bitch I've never seen before sprinkled in the middle of his exes. Um, what? So now I'm here, like, what's my next move?

Help me. Alex, guys, Alex, N, N, D, nudes never die motherfuckers ever it's like sometimes i feel like what's wrong are we men why do we know this shit so many girls don't know i know and so many girls don't believe it which is the sad thing and it's kind of crazy because listen i feel bad one we're releasing the guy's secrets and then two girls are getting all upset this is the thing i have to say yeah as much as it's like oh my god we're cracking the code they all have nudes is it fucked up that like i don't really fucking care if my boyfriend has all his old nudes alex i genuinely i actually made a comment on an episode that my ex had shown me videos that he had with his ex-girlfriends which obviously that's crossing

boundaries not cool right for her right more so for her yeah like i genuinely did not care right he like he's with you now he's with me he's already fucked her he obviously has fucked her he can close his eyes and imagine what it was like fucking her right what's the big deal for him to have it on his phone he even told me that like he'll still jack off to it from time to time oh i remember when people didn't believe you when you're like i don't care why yeah okay i could see some girls getting upset about that because it's like oh my god he's thinking about her and watching her and him have sex he can just close his eyes and imagine exactly i just think like girls, daddy gang, listen, if you want to be the girlfriend that is way chiller than most, don't freak out. It's every single man, a guy in the office,

we literally told him about this and I was like, you're never going to delete your nudes even when you get married. Right. And he was like, he had a good point. He was like, no, I've worked hard for those. It's, it's almost not even about the actual nudes guys. It's legit like a little trophy for that. Do we have issues that it does? No, I'm just serious. I'm sitting here thinking about it. I'm like, it doesn't phase me and it doesn't phase you.

I don't think, I don't think it should phase girls because at the end of the day, it's not going to stop. You can either make them. So it's like, you know what? Why cry over something that will never change? yeah exactly okay this is really quick i'm gonna do two because this is just a comment that i have to read this girl wrote and goes my boyfriend just got the ugliest haircut does it count as cheating if i fuck around a little while it grows out a daddy through and through this girl's like can i please fucking cheat on my boyfriend while his

haircut fucking suck comment while it grows out i want to dm her and tell her to come over amazing all right this one pisses me the fuck off oh guys guys i need your help i've been with my boyfriend for a while so we know each other pretty well sexually. I'm trying to work on switching things up a little bit, spricing it up, because it's always more fun. However, no matter what happens, when I try to rub my clit, he always pulls my hand away. It's almost like he finds it offensive solely because he thinks he isn't pleasing me himself, and obviously that isn't the case. How do i make him comfortable with that so we can just both enjoy sex that much more the fact that he's swatting her fucking hand away when i would i

would slap him slap him in the face punch him out donkey punch fuck out of here bitch boy i would slap his dick away i'd be like your dick isn't making me cum so i'm gonna swap that away swap that one away what guy is not happy when a girl is touching her on an insecure little bitch boy a little bitch this is what pisses me off i'm like dude you literally are your girl is about to get off that's you're inside of her she's taking care of her clit i also want guys to understand I am always that girl that's like, I'm going to suck your dick and use my hands and give you like a blowjob and obviously use my hands. But there's no need for me to really give you a full from start to finish hand job. Guys know how to give themselves a hand job better than anyone in the world.

Girls know their clit better than most. Yeah. So guys, you should never fucking tell a girl that she shouldn't be touching her clit better than most yeah so guys you should never fucking tell a girl that she shouldn't be touching her clit a thousand percent okay next all right oh wait no actually i'm doing this one first okay this is fucking whoa whoa whoa you're literally not going to believe this and i swear it's not a lie i fucked a 50 year old ex porn star when i was 18 years old his name is and then i have to bleep it out because she asked us not to use his name. He literally won a porn award for eating the best pussy.

I wish I was joking, but yes, he did live up to that. That's a dream. And then she goes, he took my virginity. It was fucking great. He is so sweet and asked me how my vagina was doing the next day after. Has your man ever done that? He tried to have a threesome the next day. But I ended things with him.

And I'm going on a date with a guy my age. But it worked out. So she lost her virginity to a porn star? To a 50-year-old porn star. I'm obsessed with her. Can you imagine the standards that that woman has moving forward? She was 18-year-old. She fucked a 50-year-old porn star.

He won an award. For eating the best pussy. That almost, though, now i'm kind of like fuck it fucked her for the for every other guy moving forward every guy that eats her out they're not gonna eat pussy like he ate it yeah like that's fucking crazy wow kudos to you girl this guy wrote in and said the past two months i've been hooking up with this girl um but we both live at home which makes it somewhat difficult to be intimate i've always snuck around and kept quiet which actually ended up being really hot until last week when we finally got some alone time.

When I say this girl was loud, I mean we would have easily been kicked out of hotels screaming like someone couldn't hear her front row at a rave. I don't think she was faking it, but it was to the point where I was pretty turned off. I ended up faking it. Guys can fake O's's too and now i don't really know what to do i try to talk to her a little bit about it but she actually said that it had been brought up to her before and that it probably wouldn't change i'm not trying to be an ass here but honestly it's so bad it makes me self-conscious too do you have any advice all right i'm sorry or okay this is what i'm gonna say orgasms those are somewhat involuntary like if you're gonna be loud during that it's like what five ten seconds of like if there is no reason i i just don't believe it that this girl needs to be screaming

bloody murder during sex guy i'm sorry dude it's so bad if you want to be loud and be loud you are loud that's fine but there's a level though guys we always say daddy gang be vocal and make noises and let him know that he's fucking you right but there's also a line of like if you are not shutting the fuck up which is fine yeah you've said you don't shut the fuck up during talking neither do i but your noise level like if you're screaming yeah and it's like bitch if he pulls out in a second he's gonna want to stare at you and be like i'm what what are you doing it's it's not a good look when girls look like they're putting on a show and it's not i mean the fact that he brought it up to her and she was like i don't

think it's gonna change i kind of just want to call bullshit on that i think that you can you know you can absolutely fucking shove your face in a pillow if that's what to change i kind of just want to call bullshit on that i think that you can you know you can absolutely fucking shove your face in a pillow legit if that's what you do i remember being in a hotel room with my boyfriend and the couple next door was actually this girl was literally screaming bloody murder and he was like dude that's so unattractive i think there's girls that you know they hear oh guys like when you're loud and they just take it to that level. Don't. Knock it the fuck off.

I'm sure when I was younger, I probably was a little obnoxious, but this is the last one because I just have to say it. Alex, on the topic of you peeing on the guy, all of these fucking girls, it triggered everyone when I told my pee story. I have a little something worse than that. My boyfriend at the time, we got very drunk and went home to fuck. I was on top of him and didn't really remember much,

but he stops mid-fuck and goes, what is that smell? To only realize I started shitting on him by accident. So my fight or flight mode kicked in and I say, that's what you get for putting it in my butt. And he was so fucked up and drunk he believed it and he was like oh my god I'm sorry and we never spoke about it again I was so embarrassed dude brilliance on brilliance that and how quick she had to come up with that

she's like that's what you get for putting my ass he was drunk he was like fuck maybe I am in her ass it's not her vagina that is brilliant I mean you run the risk if you run the risk daddy gang we love you so much every wednesday guys every wednesday again if you have a minute you're sitting there you have your phone with you can you guys please please please press subscribe press unsubscribe and then press subscribe again we have a weird theory that it helps us i don't know if it actually works we made it up but you can leave us 100 million ratings and reviews if you have a minute. It helps us so much. Yes.

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