Call Her Daddy - 29- Why They Won't F*ck You

Episode Date: April 3, 2019

The girls are discussing the harsh reasons your boyfriend or girlfriend have stopped fucking you… always keeping it real on Call Her Daddy! They also explain how to take the perfect nude with detailed descriptions of their personal favorites, how dick pics can be sexy if done correctly, and talk about a new fetish that is as popular as it is disturbing, welcoming Party and Play porn. Lastly, they tell one of their most embarrassing stories together that took place on an airplane.

Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? Call her daddy. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night, good day, good day-sa. It is us, the Founding Fathers, back at it again. It's Call Her Daddy. Woo! What's been happening, Alex?

So guys, a lot of people will write in and they're like, guys, like, how many crazy DMs do you get from like guys sending you dick pics, etc.? It's not the dick pics that have been coming in. It's not the dick pics. It's actual nudes from girls yep girls are sending us their nudes for approval is there any other show that's getting me i don't know you are savages there are girls hitting us up yeah sending their titty and their ass and their full frontal shots and like hey do you think this is good to send to my hookup? Right. And then Alex and I are like, well, move your arm a little to the left and poke your butt out a little more.

And then send it away. And then you're good. And they're like, thank you. And then they send away. It's unbelievable. Like, you can't make this shit up. No. So, yeah, dadding, I mean, keep it going.

And it's good because we are going to talk about nudes today. Don't you worry. Don't worry. Also. Oh, I had another thing I wanted to bring up. Okay. With regard to social media and dating apps yeah if you guys are new here you should start at episode one that's kind of how

we roll with the daddy gang it's like chronological order almost but for everyone that knows we have had everyone basically putting call her daddy or hashtag daddy gang in their dating bios because it's an easy quick match good conversation starter This does not excuse some of the animalistic behavior that has been brought to our attention. We've had a lot of girls writing in being like, I love when I see a guy that has daddy gang or call her daddy. I immediately swipe like for them. However, guys are writing in to girls with pickup lines being like, you want to give me the gluck luck 9000? How many times? No.

Men, how many times do we have to tell you? If you want to have sex, you have to put sex completely out of your mind. Yes. Okay. When you're sliding in. Yes. It's yeah. That comes later.

Yes. Okay. This is the thing. And I get it. It's a double standard, but you guys should be letting, if the girl knows your daddy gang, she knows you're probably going to be able to give her the goddamn cooch gobbler combo. But you should let her initiate it a little bit about the sex talk. And if you want to initiate it, you're not going full force.

Hey, want to give me the gluck gluck 9000? Guys, play it cool. Unless you're obviously doing it in such a joking, obvious, sarcastic manner. But the guys that are out there throwing out lines like that, you got to just reel it in such a joking obvious sarcastic manner yeah but the guys that are out there throwing out lines like that you gotta just reel it in a little bit so fia you had something you want to bring up to the fam to the daddy fam i'm scared to upset people i don't care just fucking say i have to do it yeah people with their animals bye i. I know that people are listening right now and they're like, my little Pomeranian pug, Charlie, you're going to try and tell me that he's not the best thing to ever happen in

life. Yeah, no. I understand. I've had a dog before. Yeah, me too. His name was Chewy. He was great. Mine was Fred.

He was cute. Awesome. Great. Loved him. Don't care about Chewy, Sophia great loved him don't care about chewy sophia and i don't care about frank and that's fred fuck you see you literally give me that's how much i don't care okay people with their animals yep let's get into it i understand that it is like your son yeah or your Or your daughter. Yep. I get it.

Soulmate type shit. And honestly, this can go for babies too. Just fucking throw babies in there as well. Yeah, true. Animals and babies. Nobody really cares. It's true. Unless it's your mom or your grandma.

Yeah. No one really gives a fuck. When someone's like, look at how cute my baby is. I'm like, they all look exactly the same. They look the fucking same. You're in love with it. We get it. We get you love your fucking dog. so on social media specifically okay there are people that get on

their story and the entire thing is of their animal and it's all they talk about and it's all day long and I want to kill them in fact in fact in, guys, I spit out my water when I came across this story. Sophia is heated over here. This girl had the audacity to put on her story. Oh, God. Swipe up if you want to see more pictures of my dog. No. She put a fucking swipe up.

She put, how, how self-indulgent. Swipe up if you want to see an album of my dog nobody wants to fucking know i want to look at a dog i'm going to an instagram account that is for dogs or i'm going to fucking google it was the craziest thing i'd ever seen guys this is the thing i'm gonna i'm gonna break it down to basics from my psychologist mother okay Okay. When I was really, really young, my mom taught me a really good lesson. Uh-huh. Okay. She basically would say, Alex, there are things that you love about yourself, even about like

family or inside jokes that you have or just shit that you think is great. And nine out of 10 times, no one cares no one wants to hear nobody you talk about yourself oh my god and tell them what you are enjoying or doing okay and i know that kind of sounds fucked everyone is selfish in the world no one really fucking cares i learned that from a young age when i would put you were a young song when i would put hours and hours and hours of my time perfecting a rendition of Survivor by Destiny's Child, put on a show for my mom. To watch you dance? To watch me dance. I would try to get other people to watch, and they're like, fuck no.

I learned at a young age, no one cares. That's why my mom said, only I, Alex, will sit here and watch your fucking rendo of One Two Step. No one else wants to see it. I can't even fake it anymore. I can't. Like, at this point, like, when someone shows me a picture and they're like, tell me that's not the cutest thing.

Like, I can't even fake it. I'm like, no, I've seen cuter. Fuck you. No, I used to be like, oh my God. God, no way. Yeah. Yeah. But now I'm just like, he's a good looking.

He's dumb. Yeah, he's a cute looking fella. I've seen 20 of them on the street. So anyways. I think also just sending that quickly, guys, with social situations, just know that like I know it's- No one cares. No one cares.

And so if it's so insular to you and something you like, honestly, I know it sucks unless it's your best, best fucking friend even still then if you're ranting so much that they don't I mean, I didn't even know the name of your dog. Yeah, so fuck you. Fuck you. So guys, be be self-aware that's all we ever say self-aware and i'm glad we got to air out that list of grievances guys i promise we're not we're not gonna be ranting anymore this episode yeah no no but the fuck out of here with a swipe up of your fucking German shepherd. Bye. Holy fuck. Okay. Nudies. Noodles.

Noodle pick. Noodles. Guys, this is a highly requested topic, and I think we're equipped to talk about it. Don't you feel? Yeah. I think it's time. In fact, girls, we're going to tell you exactly how to perfect a nude i don't know how many podcasts are gonna be doing that but here we go first and foremost sophia what kind of nude are you

first dropping on a guy well we've talked about this before and men have said they almost prefer an implied nude over a nudie before you just hit him with the guys inside of your ladies and gentlemen this is so fucking important when you are in the beginning stages of a guy if you just go full blown send him your labia which you can you can absolutely but this is this is the thing yeah use this as almost a way to tempt them more yeah if you full blown are sending full nudes right away well what happens if next weekend you're trying to slide in? He's already seen it all. I agree. Keep it

a little mysterious and slowly taking off clothing. I think the trajectory is the implied nude and then you go tits or ass, which we can talk about more, and then maybe nude and then I do videos. Right. Okay. So let's start with the

implied so the implied nude my most implied nude like i think i said in another episode i would have like a little baby tank that's like a v and i don't have a bra on so you can like basically kind of like see the outline of the tits maybe some nips are hard oh and then like in little booty shorts and there you go it's like you're laying and you send it to him and they're like oh my god fucking take off your clothes okay then you pick between tits or ass and alex you brought up an interesting point what did you say you know the strategies i take so my strategy is i always feel out through dirty talk you can tell if a guy's an ass guy or more of a tit guy they may be both but usually they have a preference a little bit more so if he's an ass guy i then first tempt him with

the tit oh i don't give him what he wants first so if he likes tits more i send him more of my ass shots so that way then you still have yet to use that like big boy in your arsenal where like he loves those tips well he's gonna see my ass first kind of vibe yes let's talk about boob nudies okay um i think it's fucking stupid when girls will do where they cobble cobble jesus i can't talk today where you cover one nipple and then you have the other one out what the fuck is the point when i was in high school i wish that i still had access to the nudes i was sending i would fucking die if i remember that i would send one boob what just literally an up close of one boob and one nipple like here's a nippy like what is that like what he's like what is the other one actually actually actually let's go down memory lane

high school i want to die in high school i I remember there was this guy named Tom, Tom, not our editor. This was in high school. Shout out to you, Tommy. And he asked me for a nude, a picture of my breasts, but specifically sometimes, sometimes guys will hit you with a specific.

Yeah. Like I want to see your tits. Yeah. Um, and me and my two friends, we were like, okay, let's all take a picture of our tits no and we'll pick the

hottest one and whoever has a better rack and send it his way no i would do stuff like that all the time oh my god and i'm i'm thinking back on it and i'm like so when i hooked up with him and i sent fucking taylor's yeah yeah was he gonna be like uh these are not your boobs he's like your nipples look very different dude that's actually dude not cute not cute but okay back to the the boobie nudes um sorry it's all right i fucking love it boob nudes i think it's really hot if you hold them together with like one hand if you try to like bring them together that's hot and one of your thumbs could be maybe like kind of covering one nipple but that looks way less try hard than if you're just straight up cover a nipple with your fucking hand so hold them together or if you have a bra on pull down the ones one side of the strap and

then have kind of like you pulling down that side of the bra so like a nipples out that's hot i've done that before the beginning of boobie boobobie shots are hot, guys. But you got to like make them look big and blunt. Just like hold them. So the other day, Alex. Okay. I was trying to take an ass shot. Oh my God. This was so fun though, dude.

I know you were dying. I hadn't really done them that much. And so I reached out to my friend, Alex. And you told me, I remember clear as day you were like put on little tiny booty shorts that have your ass hanging out yeah and go into your room I probably did it in front of you actually yeah you did it and you angle the camera from the bottom and it's from the bottom up so you're like taking a picture almost of underneath your ass you know this is this is uh thank you he loved it he loved it no guys i wish you could have seen because sophia's going in and out of her room she's like wait what how does this one i'm like

no no you got to get more of an angle so you can like kind of see like a little bit of your pussy and he's like she's like wait no no more more it was actually a video and i just kind of like moved my butt quickly which if you are gonna do a video yep i i almost sent something that could have completely ruined the relationship with this man i was angling the camera my ass looked great and then of course i had to bring the camera back up to turn off the video to end the video and my face looked like golem and you were about to you didn't realize that that was the end of the video literally lord of the rings like all of a sudden i bring the camera up and it's my fucking face be careful when you're sending videos that you are editing them and cropping them yeah i want to talk about that ass shot really quickly because i think

this is a really great opportunity for girls so a great opportunity a great opportunity so it's iconic the ass looks amazing at this angle okay how I transition from an ass shot to a video ass shot is I usually take a video then of my hand squeezing one of my ass cheeks and then I'll like slap it and it will jiggle because what a guy wants is we always say POV shot. A guy wants to envision themselves doing that. So like me grabbing it and slapping it and leaving a mark on my own ass and sending him that video at that angle. Yeah. It's like by God like this is the best fucking thing I've ever seen.

It's all about the angles. Oh, a thousand percent. It's all about the angles. Let's talk about some wet shit. Okay. So this girl wrote in. And I want to read it. Okay.

Because it was so hot. Okay. And she said that she was going to let us know about her boyfriend's most favorite nude that she's ever taken. Love it. So this is some serious knowledge. Intel. I'm spreading. Okay.

She said, while taking a bubble bath, I grabbed my phone and pulled my body up out of the water a little bit. You want to have your tits out of the water and you can tilt your hips to show your pussy too. Without being totally out of the water, the bubbles can sort of frame your body and you can use them to make your waist look smaller. Not to mention that just being in a bathtub is sexy and the way your skin looks all wet and soapy is so hot to guys. I mean, men love when you're wet. I, well, that could work several ways. Several ways.

But just any time, wet anywhere. I, Sophia read this to me this morning and I was like one of the best nudes I've ever taken. Uh-huh. I showed it to you. I could, do you want me to explain her nude? She's literally holding a towel and it's showing some side boob it's of the side of your body yes this is like actually hilarious i'm explaining it it's on the side of alex's body a little under the butt still under the butt yeah so it's showing the outline of your ass like the

left side of your ass yep the left side of your tit yep and then there's water trickling down my body yes oh my and then you're holding the towel to kind of cover you so like i'm kind of covering my nipple with the towel i love that i was able to explain dude the fact that yeah right here we go so i think anything girls if you can take that like out of the shower out of the bath or in the bath fucking hot those are the go-to's like that i think a lot of girls forget that to take yeah so capitalize on those wet moments i want to bring something up okay because i was thinking about this and i'm like this is no easy feat no i mean i have almost broken both my arms in half trying to get the perfect nude

taking a nude is a fucking workout it's a workout like you can skip the gym when you're taking one day it's fucking and then i'm like you know if I'm not in the mood to do that, why can't I just have Alex take it for me? I want to know, Alex, what do you think? Do you think guys give a shit if it is so blatantly obvious that someone took the nude for them? Like would that weird them out? Okay, that's such a good question. Right? This is actually very interesting because I know our relationship is very interesting.

I have MILF Hunter when I'm like, oh, I haven't taken a nude in a while. I want inspiration. I have him send me other girls' nudes. I have him send me his favorite nudes that he's gotten from girls. Guys, I'm sorry, but when you're sending a nude, that shit ends up everywhere. It's like a game of telephone. Dude, so we have like a little like drop box and he will send me like his favorite nudes and he's like oh i like this one you should do this one so but the

point of that was he sent me one once and the girl was on the bed with her like ass up ass out but like someone was taking it right like she did not take it so i think i think for a milf hunter he i asked him i said did you wait someone took that like does that bother you and he was like Cooper I don't give a fuck right I got the picture she looks hot as fuck and I'm envisioning myself fucking her I don't give a fuck okay so I think if you're just fucking for the most part it doesn't matter take a hot just do it I think if you're you know a little bit more serious some guys I think would be like the guy was like um did your ex-boyfriend take that but i do think

it could be kind of hot then if you're like no my girlfriend took it for me that's kind of hot it's like we're drunk and i wanted to take a pic for you can you write in and yeah i think most guys really don't give a fuck um i want to bring up quickly we've i we've talked about work nudes and taking nudes at work for your man and this is something i did in one of my last relationships a lot actually it was and it kind of spices shit up because you're like, I'm at work, babe, and he's like, I want to see you. You can be obviously, I mean, sitting in your chair and taking a fucking pic. Like under the desk.

Yeah, very risky but very hot. Or running into the bathroom stall. The bathroom stall. Oh, I've had plenty taken in there. I actually read one Daddy Gang member said her boyfriend wanted her to keep the bathroom stall open and take it in the mirror. So like it was very risky.

Like someone could walk in and this bitch is basically fucking like naked. Can you imagine if your coworker walked in on this? No. I'd be like, hey, do you want to pop in real quick? Do you want to take it with me? I had a coworker catch me taking a selfie one time in the bathroom and that alone made me want to quit. So imagine if you-

So I can only imagine you're like that is not my labia i'm sorry what so work nudes are always hot and then obviously it means i think listen it mirror nudes will never die yeah i think my one of my favorite go-to's is when you put one ass cheek up on the sink the other one your leg is down but you kind of push that like that literally you get a fake ass you get a fake your ass looks amazing yeah one leg up on it and then the other leg guys make sure you're kind of pushing that leg that's on the ground out so that your other cheek looks really nice and plump that one's a fucking go to do you want to talk about vagina shots really

quickly because those are risky vagina shots i think girls are like terrified of taking those yeah i think to make your vagina look cuter is you should have something in it yeah we've said it before okay like your your fingers a toy yeah something like that but also you can just own it and it's a vagina and send it however you want but alex and i were talking about this a video i was gonna say so i may be a little different on this but i have rarely ever sent a v shot unless i'm wearing like a cute little thong and like my fingers in there i when it comes time to the v i'm sending vids like i have my fingers in there i'm like fingering myself or i have a toy in there and like i have like lube so it's super wet and i'm like sending him a video of me like fucking myself

with my toys yeah i just think that's so hot videos take things to a different level that are just they can be so nasty and disgusting because you can be making noises oh yeah while you're fucking yourself totally the the noise of being so wet a bunch of shit oh my so hot you know so that's like the next level of a nude yeah people beware of what is in the background guys of your you need to fucking be so mindful dude i know times i've sent shit and i'm like also shit that just wouldn't would make it less sexy like my fucking retainers are like right next to my side when your pet is in there oh my god some of these bitches probably want them in there like your fucking pimple cream or like just something that like a doctor you gotta be careful just shit that you wouldn't really want them to be seeing it's not fucking cute no so yeah be really mindful because you could fuck yourself with what there's

shit in the background of your nude or you could be a little sketchy though and like throw in like maybe like a used condom in the background so he's like is she fucking around on me okay a used condom like a condom no let's be a little more subtle but or like plan b a pack of plan b if you really want your guy to think you're cheating on him or just like a guy's shirt and you're like that's my brother's like stop he's like why is your brother at your apartment that's always a good one fuck with them so you could use news to fuck with people we have problems honestly sophia do you think maybe we should just go home and like take these but in clothing so they see the ankles we're talking about like what if we dude is that like actually so fucked up is completely brilliant and we will just take it in like pants and a sweater we're gonna do it we're gonna post pictures of exactly how you

should angle your body i think we have to we're going to i'm not really i don't know what other podcast is doing that but we're fucking doing it i don't care yeah maybe we'll just post it guys if you don't follow us on instagram follow call her daddy so men you thought we forgot about you you little dick pic suckers we didn't we didn't forget about you men i'm not even gonna be mad at you for sending a dick pic because alex and i were talking about this like what are they gonna send a picture of their pectoral muscles it's very quite difficult for the men. Yeah. We've got the ass shot, the tit shot, the V shot, the face shot, the back shot. We have options. Yeah.

Men don't. Nope. It's a dick. And then like what? Their body, if they have like nice bottom abs. Well, I... And even still then. Even still then.

Let's just get into it. Yes. Okay. So most girls say that a dick pic is always gross and they don't want one and i disagree with that person i disagree too okay i'm glad we agree i'm glad i mean people are so shocked they're like the call her daddy girls like dick pics who thought if it's unwarranted no no listen first of all just putting out there ever sent in DM format, fuck out of here. Bye.

Blocked, blocked, and blocked. Knock it the fuck off. Absolutely not. Not okay. Never in a million years. Not here. Not for it. Not going to happen.

Never, never, never. Not if there's a gun to your head. Nope, nope. Not if your family's life depends on it. You're not doing it. You're not doing it today. Woo. Seriously.

Yep. However. It's situational. It really is. Yeah. So this morning when we were like oh let's just talk about dick pics it's so weird with nudes because you it's so hard to explain them it's better to just show them so i was trying to explain to sophia one of my exes had a tendency

to take nudes in um the mirror like that's fine's fine. But the thing that I just wanted to critique him on a little bit is he'll be hard and he'll take his dick and he'll hold it and he'll like pull it to the side so it's like kind of touching his thigh. And that's fine still.

But the issue is that he is covering half of his fucking shaft so he looks like a two-incher he's covering half the shaft like he's not so naturally i'm trying to explain this to sophia this morning at 8 a.m she's just opening her eyes and i'm like you know i'm just gonna show you so i made a folder of all my exes fucking dick pics and i'm like watch this compilation and look how it's a theme they were all the exact same yes his dick must love to bend to the right.

Yeah. Because every single one. It's like a little curve. Yeah. And it was just like. He's not making it look bigger. It would have looked bigger if he didn't cover it at all. Yes.

Guys, hold it at like the tip and also not with your whole fucking fist handing it. Like you're not fisting your dick. No. Because that's the worst if your fucking fist is bigger than your dick oh like guys so yeah that is a fine thing mirror pictures are fine because he you know he had a nice body but when he pulls it over and he's covering his dick what the point is that he's a flaccid dick pic ever okay because i'm not even gonna lie to you my ex one time sent me that saying what I don't remember I just feel like he probably was like get it hard oh my he's trying to make it hard it's like a

before and after it's like here it is now like depending on your performance sexting and you're nude hopefully you can get this guy up no I would literally be like dude anyone sending you a fucking flaccid honestly I think that may be a better way to get a girl's attention in the DMs. If you send a flaccid dick than a heartache, that's never warranted. Don't fucking say no. OK, but I said it was situational. Let's talk about situations. So my ex-boyfriend and I, we dated for a while and I would find it really hot when he would be at like a work event or at a dinner or something.

And we were like kind of talking dirty. Or he's just like, I was just thinking about you. And like, I'm hard thinking about you. And he would take a picture like in the bathroom stall. How we were talking about. Or like just kind of like move his pants and take a picture. I was kind of into it. Even like sending a showing the outline in his

pants right i'm so hard i'm at a work event sometimes he would send the outline and like kind of be holding his yes yeah see i think that okay this is the thing guys what you have to understand about dick pics is girls need like we always have said kind of like girls obviously need to be way more mentally stimulated so when you're telling me that like i turned you on and therefore you just got hard at a work event and you show me that that turns me on for sure because like it's a situation where i just did that to you if it's unwarranted it's okay sometimes but there's just levels that a girl needs to get there yeah i mean what it really comes down to is men are just way more visual than women yes like there has to be like something that you're also saying when you're showing her that you're hard like okay Sophia this this may

like rub girls wrong way but personally I've only a couple times gotten a picture of a guy when he's sending me like his body and stuff that I would like kind of get turned on. Like even even if your body is like Channing Tatum level and sends you a shirtless pic. I'm not like, oh, I'm wet. You know, here and there, maybe I kind of like, oh, shit. But like, I would honestly rather see a guy in a suit. Dude, I would rather get a picture from a guy in like an amazing suit. And he looks like hot as fuck.

How fucked up is that? How weird is that? We're like, don't send us shirtless pics, send us pictures in suits. How hilarious is that? Because if you ask a guy, babe, would you rather me send you a picture of me in like this beautiful gown or do you want me or me naked it's like what that's men and women are so different this brings up a good point that this happened to me yesterday oh i was maybe perusing the internet for pornographic material okay okay

gotta love that and um it wasn't doing it for me, the videos. Okay. And I came across like written erotica. Like novels. That was so much more of a turn on and got me there faster than watching. And maybe it was just like a one off and like, you know, but like. That's kind of interesting. It was a thing. And I don't think a lot of men would be on the same page yeah like girls it's like you were having to envision yeah

how it was actually going down i also just want to say i do personally think it's hot if um a guy and i are talking dirty and he sends me a video of himself like jacking off and finishing to like what we were just saying. I think it's hot. Yeah. Yeah. I've had guys do it and I'm like, that's hot because you're sending that to me. I mean, they could be sending it to 12 other girls.

I would never know. But yeah. Yeah. So I think it's hot. Guys, just be sparing with the dick pics and know when is the right time. Don't send it unwarranted. She's fucking driving with her mom to church and she gets a dick pic and we're just off the fucking road.

And then also, when guys are like constantly sending a picture of their dick, I'm like, do you think your dick is like a magic wand? Yeah, no. Shut the fuck up. Dude, that's why I fucking liked one of your exes

how he would like write. Do you remember what episode? That was like episode number one or two. Sophia's ex would write a permanent marker on his wiener hole. He would put like two eyes and then use the wiener hole and move it up and down his mouth. And like, howdy ho, good morning. He'd be like, hi, good morning.

That's fucking awesome. What a turn on. What a turn on. That really did it for me is when he turned his dick into a western character. Okay. okay we are telling you why you are in a committed relationship and your partner is not fucking you hard pill to swallow right there baby yeah girls and guys have completely different reasons so i think we should like start with girls yes so here are probably the most likely reasons why your girlfriend isn't fucking you yeah so guys listen up one i would say

she's not feeling confident and she's kind of like insecure with her body at the time. Right. She fell out of love and she no longer has lust for you. She's cheating. Yes. Or you let yourself go and she's not attracted to you right now. I mean, I think that's kind of common. Like the guy has the six pack and then now like all of a sudden his titties are bigger than hers. It's kind of a common one.

So those are those are the main reasons why a girl wouldn't be fucking her boyfriend. Yeah, I completely agree. And again, I just want to like reiterate for guys, their reasoning is completely different. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. So Sophia. Yeah.

Can you please? I know this is a little personal. Actually, fuck off. We get personal. I know this is a little personal. Actually, fuck off. We get personal on this shit. Yeah, what? I know. Can you tell us of a time that you were dating a guy, your boyfriend, and you avoided sex

with him? Oh. And why? Okay. No. Okay. Before I get started, I just want to say that- You're a good person.

Everyone's like, you cheated. I'm like, no. Actually.'s like you cheated i'm like no actually but like yes that's not what the point no i cheated after um i okay so everyone's like why don't you just break up with the person oh yeah you know i think that's like sometimes what people are thinking get the fuck out of here okay like you know how many people stay in relationships way longer than they should yeah you're looking all the time yeah absolutely like everyone's done that so so that's not an option everyone shut the fuck up so for me i had fallen out of love with this man okay and i

was just kind of staying in it for comfort reasons that's actually i feel like a really common one. The lengths I would go to to avoid sex with this man. Oh, no. You would think that he was like my captor. And I was like terrified of him. Like it was unbelievable. Let me. OK, let me explain to you. He had his own place.

Guys, I only date guys at their own places. Good. He had a mortgage, so back up. His living room was freezing. Okay. There was something wrong with the fucking heater. Okay. Do you guys want me to tell you more about the living room?

Yeah, really. Jesus. It was freezing, and he had this couch, and it, honest to God, puts our couch to shame with how uncomfortable it was oh like it was like my my neck would start cramping my ass would start hurting like it was a joke okay it was like the cheapest couch you could get at ikea okay where are you going with this okay i'm glad okay we would be sitting there watching tv okay and he would beg me to go into his room beg me he would be like sophia this couch is so uncomfortable it's freezing let's just go lay in

my bed and watch tv i would be trembling shaking and my back would start aching and i would be like i love it here in the living room on the couch. Because you didn't want to go to the bedroom. Because I knew if I went into his bed that we were going to end up having sex. No. Yes. So you're like, I love this couch. This is the best couch.

Dude, I avoided. This is so sad. I avoided his room like the plate. Stop. Like it, his bed terrified me. Like his duvet cover gave the plate. Stop. Like it, his bed terrified me. Like his duvet cover gave me PTSD. Stop. It like gave me PTSD of times we had fucked.

Dude. It's so sad. No, this is so sad. Okay, Alex, what about you? No, this is so sad. Because I know that you've been in it. I was just going to say, I think this is so crazy because I don't think guys know girls do this. I was just going to say that. Like I remember.

Men don't know that girls do this i was just gonna say that like i remember don't know that girls do this the story i'm about to tell you i just told milf hunter yesterday and he was like girls do this so i was in for mine i was in high school and i was staying in my relationship with my boyfriend the sound this kind of sounds fucked up but like it was for like clout and for like the hookups like he had status on campus because high school everyone is like trying to date people for status and stuff. So I was with him for that. And so to avoid sex, I would do everything in my power to make sure we were never alone.

Oh snap. Yup. Oh, you know that one? Oh yeah. I'm sure I did a little of that. Like his fucking friends or my friends or even my fucking mom god damn it like she walks in and i'm like oh my god

papa squat come watch this rom-com with us and he's like trying to get it in under the fucking blanket and i'm like no everyone come hang out with us right now it was i was that girl that i always would invite his friends or my friends. I know exactly. When are we going to have sex, you bitch? Yeah. It was rough. I know exactly what you're talking about. It's so rough. You know what's actually more fucked up that I just thought about?

Okay. Tell me that you wouldn't do this, Alex. Okay. I would drug myself. No. What? Hold on. Everyone. No. What? Listen. drug myself when hold on everyone no listen i if i knew that like sex was inevitable and it had been like two weeks and it was like no no no bitch we're hooking up i would rage and okay okay okay

when i say i would drug myself like i would go to like whatever party we were going to and like pound the gray goose oh okay get so fucked up because i knew how same fucking page sister i would load myself with tequila shots because i knew i had to fuck him at the end of night i was like so bad three fucking months oh my god i knew my time was up i'm like this guy knows it's been 87 days since we have fucked and he wants to get it in tonight. I need to get hammered. I would like run around the party.

I'd be like, okay, alcohols and cutting it. GHB. Stop. Let's get it. Where are the hard drugs? Where are the hard drugs? I'm like slapping your fucking veins. Dude, it honestly is so fucking crazy.

I feel like guys are listening to this being like, what? And I feel like every girl has done this. It's like Saturday morning and I know that he's going to like want to this being like what and i feel like every girl has done this it's like saturday morning and i know that he's gonna like want to have some like hungover sex and i'm like let's continue day drinking i would like a mimosa let's go to the kitchen and take 12 shots he's like why are you always getting hammered so messed up and you know what's the most fucked up part about all of this the most the most well we've already said the most you just said you drug yourself to fuck a guy but the most fucked up part is we don't want to fuck them no but god forbid any living female gets his attention no all of a sudden it's like you're going through his phone you're making sure he is not getting pussy anywhere else it's insane it's like

i know you're not getting pussy from me and i'm gonna make sure that you're not getting it from anyone else so messed up the fuck down so messed up okay so that's like for girls we have so casual we're getting hammered we're avoiding sex with you that's for girls that's fucked up guys again we're changing we're changing i don't think i would say it that much i wouldn't do well unless they're like really rich okay so now that we've just really broken guys hearts so guys if your girlfriend is avoiding fucking you she probably fucking hates you and is trying to plan her escape route but on to men men the reasons men avoid sex are completely different completely different okay 180 here 180 because men are

disgusting animals at the end of the day i've said it once i'll say it again like they will fuck a couch cushion a grapefruit you know they'll fuck their teddy bears armpit like they're not yeah they are not turning down sex ever ever really and they're absolutely not turning down a blow job ever from their girlfriend never so i want to say first also if your man is avoiding fucking you ladies aside from being something like medically wrong i just wanted to say that first like maybe something with a new medication is like fucking with his testosterone right let's tell them the reasons why your man would consistently yes not be fucking you yes because obviously boys and girls have like their yeah you have weird moments and you're like i'm not in the mood but like if this is a consistent you are like trying to beg this guy to have sex

with you and he's not down these are the the reasons. These are the reasons. He's either gay. Mm hmm. Nothing wrong with being gay. Nothing wrong with that. At all. Absolutely not. But he's gay. Like you're his beard.

Right. He's asexual. Yep. Or he's cheating. And like the guilt from fucking you and someone else is like too much at that moment in time. Um. Yep. Those are the three. that and that right that

might be a tough pill to swallow but that's just what it is because I think it's really hard too because on out the girl side we had said you know sometime if our man lets himself go we're not physically attracted that doesn't apply to guys I. I would normally say, like, girls, if you've let yourself go and he's maybe not as attracted to you. No. But even still. Nope. No man is going to turn down his girlfriend getting on her knees and being like, please place your dick in my mouth so I can suck it until you come in the back of my throat.

Gluck, gluck. Let me do it. No, it doesn't matter if you've put on 300 pounds. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Or you've lost 300. It doesn't matter. Or you've lost 300 pounds.

Like, that's what he's going to. He's not going to turn down a blowjob. So I'm sorry. He's either gay, asexual or cheating. And that's it. And that's the tea. And we're telling you that because we've had a lot of girls being like, boyfriend is avoiding sex i don't know what to do men don't avoid sex they don't especially with their girlfriend even even we just asked someone even if they are cheating

it would have to be like a really really big situation of them cheating right and also with the whole cheating thing is i think they might avoid it, but I think they will like after a while start fucking you again. I agree. So I really think one of the big things is if your boyfriend's not fucking you, he's gay. Again, nothing wrong with that. But that's the truth. Yeah.

Or again, the medically wrong. Absolutely. Yeah. But like only that only can last for so long. Right. But like maybe if he started a new medication, like whatever. No guy. I just thought about it because we literally just talked about how we drug ourselves.

No fucking guy is getting himself so drunk that he can muster up the courage to fuck his girlfriend. No. No. No. It's very different. Guys and girls are very different. So I hope that maybe this gave you some clarity in your relationships and I'm hoping we're

not ending any today. No. Dude, people fucking listen with their boyfriend or their girlfriend. Watch a couple be listening to this. They're both staring each other like i don't care i don't even care so the relationship should end it should it should so except we didn't end our except you know left ours for like two years i just gotta make sure alex haven't you noticed i always have to get hammered when i hang out with you wow so it goes it goes as far as friendships. Fuck you. All right.

All right. Fetishes, fetishes, fetishes. Oh, I thought you'd never bring it. I want to start doing one of these every week. Yeah, we should. Because they're so interesting. It's like as long as the world keeps spinning, there is always going to be a new fetish that comes out.

I thought I had heard it all until i heard this one okay all right here we go bring it to us i was hanging out i was hanging out with my guy friend okay and we were talking about porn love that what else look at sophie and alex talk about when you hang out with he brought up p n p porn okay what does that mean and what he told me i was like there you're joking i guess it stands for party and play oh sounds just sounds fun like good sounds like what we would do yeah we go to parties and then we fuck our boyfriends. No, this is a little bit different. I got on Pornhub and I was like looking at this and it is very particular. Oh, it is. It's literally people smoke.

It's usually meth. Like I think it can be any drug, but meth is the main one. It's the go-to. Okay. And it's these people and they smoke meth like sometimes you even watch them do it okay and then they fuck after and i was like okay hello i do that on every weekend every tuesday every weekend pipe and we're on this bitch but i guess because meth makes people so goddamn horny like it's okay. Like, it's to the point where I was, like, watching it, and, like, the guy's dick will

be inside of either, I think it's, like, kind of popular with gays. Okay. But a guy's dick will be inside of another guy's butt or a vagina. Right. And, like, it's all the way in, and the girl or the guy is just like, I need it more, more, more, like, give me more, like, deeper, harder, please. And it's, like, they're fiending, and they're so fucking horny that they're fucking, like, out of control. Like, it's, like, fucking, like, more. Like, give me more, like, deeper, harder, please. And it's like they're fiending and they're so fucking horny that they're fucking, like, out of control. Like, it's like a life or death fuck.

Oh, my God. And this is my friend's favorite porn. He's like, it's such a turn on, like, for people to be that fucking horny. I started watching some. There were some that were a little scary yeah sofia and i were sitting in the living room again at 8 a.m this morning just getting our notes together and um sofia's like hey i have a fetish i want to talk about and all of a sudden porn is playing on her computer i'm like that doesn't really sound like normal porn and sofia's like hey alex you want to

come watch this i'm like having my coffee yeah the one you showed me was an orgy. And the guy is legit like, fuck me harder, like deeper, deeper. And I'm like, they're like freaking out. Yes. They're like, hurry, hurry, hurry. Like, fuck me like this before I die. It is just so, it's aggressive. It's very aggressive. And I mean, I saw some when they're actually like hitting the meth pipe in the scene.

And it's like this girl and she's like laying in a bed like somewhere in the midwest and like and the boyfriend's lab yeah and she's like smoking it and then he like her like her reasons are it can be disturbing but again i will never judge a fetish till i die i was gonna say i'm gonna try this out here we go who has connections i was gonna say i think it's kind of crazy because one, to me, just from the standpoint of the drugs, that like legal shit. Oh my God. We're watching people smoke crack.

I know. And meth and shit. I don't get how that works, but PNP porn. PNP porn people. Look it up. I think maybe if you're not a big porn watcher, maybe like ease into porn and do like a little girl on girl or like normal porn first. And then. That's not one you start with no you start with that you may never go back no i got like a little scared when i watched it was like i was a little scared but

it was entertaining no it definitely was i could see how people get a little riled up from that yeah it's like very interesting fuck or die fuck or die literally porn yes so go hit it up go watch one with your friends this weekend guys so we went to cabo right this is the real cabo story okay shit actually did get wild here we go and this is the fucking story okay okay we're hungover yep we are at the mexican airport yep we wanted carl's jr okay we wanted to treat ourselves we had been in bikinis all weekend uh-huh i wanted to just let it all starving myself and then i was like i want to let my belly hang okay hey so carl's jr yep it's at the cabo airport looking check it out check it out when you're there.

Sounds like an ad. Yeah. Check it out. Which Alex kept calling it a Charles Jr. And I thought that was like really cute. I've never heard of it before. But I think that's cute. Okay. So we go to Carl's Jr.

I think that's when the story really started to take a turn. So we got cheeseburgers and fish sandwiches. We got cheeseburgers and I for some fucking reason was like why not get a fish sandwich from this dungy yeah why report carl's jr okay okay fine we realize we don't have time to eat yeah it's fucking sucks man we're gonna take the food on the plane uh eating food on a plane now before we got on the plane i started to freak out a little bit about the smell. Alex was like holding this ginormous bag with like literally three different combo meals. Five fries.

The bag is like disintegrating. From grease. Covered in grease. And Alex is holding it it freaking the fuck out she's like yeah she's like this is gonna smell so bad it's gonna smell so bad and you're a bully and you're like alex it'll be fine i'm like come on you're like hold it just get on the plane we gotta get on the plane yep we are walking past first class and someone says wow that smells good okay now Sophia was like see Alex supportive he was supportive and meanwhile no he fucking wasn't so it feels like he's being supportive I was like

I'm pretty sure he's trying to literally make us feel like shit it's a backhanded compliment I thought he was basically saying I can smell that from all the way outside of the fucking plane. Okay, so we sit in our seats and our editor was sitting in this seat in front of us. And he turns around and he was like, that reeks. I can't breathe. So at this point, I'm feeling very insecure. Very vulnerable. I wasn't.

But I started to kind of freak out a little bit as well. The guy next to us also looked a little bit upset. And I was like, oh, shit. So I was in the seat, the window seat. And Sophia was in the middle. So we were like, all right, let's eat this before we take off. I was extremely self-conscious. Yeah.

Finally, at this point. At that point, I was like. Because the guy sitting in the aisle was like actually looking at us like disgusting. Yeah. Like he was like upset. And I was like, how can we somehow like conceal the smell? And eat this. You know, and eat this also.

Because that's not only does it stink, but like to just be sitting there like shoving shit down your throat. We were dedicated i took one of the blankets that they gave out and i put it on the seat in front of alex and i and attached it to our seats so it really was like a little fort yep we put our hoods up we put our sunglasses and alex and i went into our little fort to eat our carl's junior all of a sudden we hear a little tap tap on the fort and the fucking flight attendant is like girls you cannot have a fort set up while we're about to take off she's like i need to be able to see your tray tables etc girls you can't do that i was like am i actually five years old i

felt like a child so we take the blanket down like okay we'll wait to eat once we take off yes it's fine so i'm like you know what i'm just going to inconspicuously pretty much sit on alex's lap and eat this burger so close to the window the window that like no one even knows. Sophia didn't even put down her tray table. She used my tray table. Yeah. And we both just were staring out the window. We both.

Shoving it. I was hunched over and our noses were pretty much touching the early window. It looked like we had never been on an aircraft before. It looked like we were looking at the window like, whoa. Meanwhile. It looked like it was our first time on an airplane. And I'm pounding this burger that's not the story that's not the story no what happened it's so embarrassing like i want to die right now i'm like reliving it right now what happened was is we start to hear some noise a little bit of

rumbling yep there's there's a little bit of an uproar happening. Some snarky comments. Yep, some rude remarks. Rude remarks. There was an uproar. Literally, we heard someone turn to their seatmate and ask them, point blank, do you smell that? Do you smell that? Like, imagine Sophia and I straight up huddled over, shoving this in our mouth, and we, like,

quickly turn and look. Alex and I start to freak the fuck out. Freak the fuck out. I am freaking out. At this point, we're getting really self-conscious. I am just like, oh, my God. The lady that made the comment about the smell, we hear her call over the flight attendant. And you know when, like, you see someone talking to someone and then they obviously they look at you the flight attendant literally looked over her shoulder

shoulder and made eye contact with sophia and i and we were like fuck i literally snatched the burger out of alex's hand quicker it was like a ninja situation i grabbed all of our shit like our fries and ketchup everything shoved everything underneath the seat in front of me we knew in that very moment guys when the flight attendant made eye contact we knew yeah it's over she's gonna come over and say something i was mortified mortified terrified it was horrible like there's a video oh i have i'll put it on of course of course alex made sure to like hurry and get a fucking video i filmed sophia she's shoving the carls jr underneath our seats so finally we're like we're fucked like she's gonna come over and

say something this woman just complained about the smell and honestly i have to say in this very moment this is when i knew you fucked us sophia why Because it reeked of fish. It smelled like a big fat fucking fish sandwich. Okay, okay, okay. You picked the fish sandwich. No, listen. I wasn't thinking clearly, but honestly, in hindsight, the bag itself was like disintegrating. It was with grease. It was gross.

So. Finally. Finally. The flight attendant comes over, and she was so nice, and she looks at us. But like not because it was humiliating it was so humiliating and she was like i am so sorry to do this girls but we had several complaints including from the back of the plane from the back of the fucking plane people we were in row eight to give you guys we were in fucking row eight and she told us. I want to die. People from the back of the plane where there's like 50 fucking seats, they said they could

smell the fucking greasy fucking fish. I don't know if she just made that up so like we would just like. Oh, I think she could have. Dude. I don't know what, but I. She then proceeded to say. Yeah. I usually don't do this but i'm gonna have to ask

you to throw out the food so and she was holding a fucking garbage bag in our face i am trying to keep my cool you guys don't know humiliation until you've had i'm gonna had to reach underneath the seat in front of you and one by one grab each item of actual shit that you ordered from Carl's Jr. And reach across the guy sitting next to you and plop it in the fucking flight attendant's garbage bag. Literally. The garbage that was literally designated for us for us i'm reaching over this poor man with all of my fast food one by one he's like trying to watch a fucking star is born you're like sorry oh just one more here's some more fries here you go guys the kicker the kicker the kicker theer, the kicker, the kicker. You thought the story was over. It's not.

The fucking bitch that complained to the flight attendant, all of a sudden we hear, thank you. Fuck you. Literally, she was like a couple rows behind us. We hear a thank you. I wanted to fucking throat punch that bitch. Pretty much. I did not know. The moral of the story is, I guess you cannot eat on a plane.

You just can't eat Carl's Jr. fish tacos on a plane. Yeah, no. Fuck no. Dude, it was so embarrassing. I think that might be my most embarrassing moment. Is it really that rude to eat food on a plane? When we do it, no. But anyone else, I actually kind of get annoyed.

But like us, no. Fuck no. They should have just sucked it up. It was honestly just something that just needed to be told. Yeah. it up it was honestly just something yeah that just needed to be told yeah so i have some fucking crazy questions for this week that's a gang okay cut me off all right this is someone actually dm me this okay are you Are you ready? I'm ready. I know a guy who went to Vegas for a bachelor party with his friends.

They're getting fucked up with some strippers and things got pretty wild. This guy ends up fucking one of the strippers in the butt raw. Yikes, right? Wait, would you ever fuck someone with a condom in their butt? I don't know. Whatever. Whatever. Anyways. Okay. wait would you ever fuck someone with a condom in their butt i don't know whatever anyways okay so the weekend ends and he returns home and continues with his life as though nothing happened because

what happens in vegas stays in vegas obviously well ladies clearly not because three days later his dick is bright red and burning like a motherfucker he goes to the doctor and pees in a cup but the std tests come back negative. Oh, my God. So he goes home and tries to continue on with his life, but by the end of the week, his dick is in so much pain, he literally can't sit still. He can't pee, and he can't function. Oh, my God. He goes back to the doctor, and they say the only test left to do is for syphilis.

They didn't do it at first because it involves sticking a swab inside the wiener hole. Sounds pretty painful. They stick the swab in and one single jalapeno seed falls out. How did a jalapeno seed get in his wiener hole, you may ask? Let's go back to the Vegas stripper that he fucked raw in the ass. She had eaten something with jalapenos in it and there was a seed in her butt that got stuck in his wiener hole when he fucked raw in the ass. She had eaten something with jalapenos in it. And there was a seed in her butt that got stuck in his wiener hole when he fucked her.

Literally, what the fuck? I am at a complete loss for words. I'm looking at you like you just shared some shit. Dude. What? A fucking jalapeno. How do you say it? A fucking jalapeno, pino, whatever seed.

So are you telling me like when people want to try anal, like you gotta to be careful. I don't eat spicy shit. You need to do anal prep before you do anal. I actually saw one porn star was talking about it and she was like, I don't eat for 12 hours before I have anal. I've heard that too.

I only eat like rice and chicken, no beans, stay away from fruits and vegetables etc But fucking jalapenos up in your butthole And it got stuck in his wiener hole I thought I had heard it all His wiener hole That's a fucking nightmare

Alright this girl wrote in Help help help SOS I need an immediate response Guidance I got tested positive for chlamydia this morning I have a guilty conscience and have to tell the guy I've been consistently hooking up with. What do I say and how do I say it? Please, I'm freaking out. I hope you see this.

I know it's just a dick. What? I know it's just a dick, but I need him to talk to me again. What I want to say. That's always kind of rough. About that is another Daddy Gang member wrote in and said, there is a website that sends an anonymous text to someone saying they have an STD. Yeah.

So. Milt Hunter told me about that. I mean, this girl said she uses it to fuck with guys to see if they will tell her or not. Yeah. But if you are wanting to tell a guy and you don't want to confront him, I think you can send that. I also am pretty sure that the health department, once you test positive for an STD and you tell them who gave it to you, the health department reaches out to that person.

Yeah. And it's just like one of your partners that you've had in the past like has this. I think that's a very, that's the very mature way to go about it. Now, on the flip side if you want like the other call her daddy advice if i were you if you have any inclination that he has maybe also been being a little bit you blame it on him you blame it on him and what you're gonna do is you're gonna be like um i literally just went for my yearly checkup and got a pap and like i have this and you literally are like so that's fucked up so that's fucked up so do you

want to like why didn't you tell me like what the and why aren't you more careful yeah like that's really fucking rude that's some fucked up advice that's what i would probably do cookie crumbles all right this is another story i've got some crazy fucking stories this week okay all right this is some next level crazy shit a year later a breakup, an ex and I were in the process of getting back together. After a night out, I passed out on their bed with a dead phone. Flash forward to the morning. I woke up and she wasn't in bed and neither was my phone. I make my way to the living room and I get a looking for something. As she pulls my phone out from under the couch cushion she was sitting on and throws it directly at my face.

The genius charged the phone, remembered she had fingerprint access that I forgot and never got rid of and went through everything. I kid you not, when I looked at my phone, my lock screen was a collage she created of screenshots of sex I had sent to other girls. I unlocked the phone and my background was a collage of all the nudes I had been sent. And the latest search in Safari was a picture of a middle finger. She also messaged all of these nudes and sex to herself so she could always be reminded of how much she hates me and how gross i am stayed with her for another two years fucking love the crazy baby oh wait i love it hold on i love the artistic the fact that this bitch woke up charged it unlocked it and put collages for the front screen, the inside screen.

You can't make a crazy- A true creative artist. And the fact that that girl's just sitting on the couch and he walks out and she's like looking for something. And chucked it at his head. I love it. I love a little drama. I've definitely done that with an iPad before.

An iPad? Yeah. So you almost took him out? Whoa. Dude, that shit. and then the fact that's why we fucking say guys love the crazy the fact that i didn't know where this story was going and it ends with stay with her for another two years fucking love the crazy i mean that's beautiful this is really quick okay but i just want to address it we talked about using invisible ink it's when you send a text and it's all blurry and you can't see what was written.

You can use this on pictures, too. Oh, yeah. We never told them that. So you best believe when you're sending a nude, you should send it with invisible ink. Almost always, girls. Almost always. Yeah. A dick pic's a nude.

Right. And then if you're a guy and you're going to send a goddamn dick pic and you know that your girlfriend is with her family traveling in Bermuda. Fucking invisible ink up in that bitch. Send it with the invisible that's so true I also think that's just better too because it's it makes it easier you don't want to just like a nude sitting there all the time you're in public if you're sending it like during the day like yeah no fuck that all right here we go a guy wrote in and said ladies I was dating a girl that we had great chemistry, was fun, and gave some bomb gluck gluck. The problem, she caked on the makeup. She would stop by my place during a jog with it layered on, spend the night with layers, etc.

I spent a couple months with her and never got to see her real face. Honestly, this was one thing that held me back from going further down the road with her how do you get a girl to not go overboard that is that's really hard that's crazy that the makeup bothered this guy so much that he liked everything about her but like that was the reason he couldn't continue i don't know if we've actually ever said it but guys naturally like girls when they look more natural. A lot of guys. However, there are some guys I've dated, some guys that loved when I would do the whole Barbie makeup, hair perfect look.

I would say for the most part, they like a natural look. However, with regard to this, girls, we've got to trick them. If you really want to wear makeup all the time, less eye makeup. You can layer on makeup and make it look natural you can also milf hunter um brought this up to me the other day he said guys are kind of oblivious when it does come to makeup stuff but for a guy it's clear as day he said that when i see a girl and her fucking neck does not match her face, immediately that's what guys look at. And they're like, why does it look like that?

Because listen, at the end of the day, a guy is thinking, what are you going to look like when you wake up next to him? As sad as it is. Yeah. I'm not being that girl. We're not all fucking out here looking like Gigi Hadid without makeup on. But I do think girls, it's all about trick them tricking them trick them do your concealer and everything but like don't put mascara on maybe one day because i know fucking guys have

thought i'm not wearing makeup when i have literally full face but then there's no mascara all right this is the last thing it's just like a actually someone i think this was a tweet and i just thought this was very interesting i wanted to get your opinion on this. Fun fact. You can tell if a guy is a liar if he says he's 5'11". If he is actually 5'11", he would round up and say he's six foot. But since he knows he can't pass for six foot, he'll choose to say 5'11". So to sound sound taller guys who say they're 5'11 are always 5'9 okay well this is hitting home this is fucking crazy wait didn't you just have some this is hitting home because this guy i'm talking to literally said that he's 5'11 oh wow so they round up and it kind of makes okay so if they're not so basically what they're saying is and i get it i get the rounding up so they're probably like five nine five ten five ten oh my god that is so interesting little

creepers of the night trying to slide in that is like very interesting and i like how the fuck do i measure this guy without him noticing but like actually look at his license no but i mean they probably lie on their license fuck how do we really do that's like guys fucking about girls with makeup and like catfishing up guys are fucking doing this shit with girls with their height okay that's crazy that's really crazy i'm very interested i'm gonna find out and get to the bottom of it we'll let you guys i have a specimen in my hands right now okay is that it i think that's it daddy gang i don't want to leave them i don't either but guys we got to we've said in the past couple episodes subscribe it's a it's a theory sophia

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