Call Her Daddy - 30- Sex Toys & How to Not Catch Feelings

Episode Date: April 10, 2019

FINALLY, the girls get into sex toys- their favorites, how to use them, and when to introduce them in the bedroom. They also discuss the tricky art of how to not catch feelings…that works every time. They also discuss a new shady trend amongst sugar daddies (beware), couples that have joint instagram accounts, and a new blow job technique that involves TEETH. Bonus: how to catch your girl cheating...and it involves her toilet seat cleanliness

What if you're in the middle of fucking and you're like doing dirty talk and you're like, I want to bounce up and down on that wee wee. I want to bounce up and down on that wee wee. Oh my god. Holy shit. Oh my god. People wonder if we're like this or if it's just for the podcast. Hello.

Welcome to our life. Hello. Hello. wonder if we're like this or it's just for the podcast hello welcome to our life hello do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy hello hi what's up howdy ho what's going on it's the founding fathers hola back at it again for another episode of call her daddy i'm just gonna say it we're hungover we are so hungover guys i have tears streaming down my face and i'm pretty sure i had like five drinks total and yeah wait what it's like in high school you can finish an entire water bottle of like vodka. And now I'm like three drinks in and I can't see the next day. Oh my gosh, I was talking to my friend about this the other day and we would take shots of Everclear.

Everclear. Okay. That, isn't that like... A little disgusting, but like... No wonder my... No wonder I literally have. I swear to God, the amount of drinking I did when I was younger.

It's all right. Me too. Has affected my brain capacity. Well, that's OK. Baby. So while in L.A., when in L.A., we went on a double date last night. Well, we forced a double date. Yeah, that's what we always do.

We were on a dating app and I reached out to a guy and I pretty much was like, okay, awesome, awesome, awesome. Let's go ahead and make this a foursome because alex will be coming with me please get a man for her dating before you sophia was so boring and now that we actually just basically whenever one of us matches with a guy and he invites us out we're like hey can you bring a friend for my friend if i was a guy i would want to go on a date with both of us yeah cool instead of just one i agree so anyways we went on a date last night that's not even the point no guys nope this is the point a lot of people ask what it's like dating when we have this podcast yeah obviously

we divulge more than we should as my mother has let me know multiple times so um yeah we and we also like are basically sharing our secrets and the way we play the game. So if you listen to our podcast, if you date us, it kind of gives you like a one up and a lot of information. Yes. So I mean, when it comes to dating guys, if the podcast is brought up, which a lot of times it is, I will have the conversation and then some guys are like, oh, like I'm not going to listen.

Yeah. And then some guys are just super open and they're like, I listen. Yeah. Then there are some that straight up lie to our faces. A bold face lie. You've had men lie to you. I've had men. I've had men lie to me.

And this is the thing, guys, is. It always comes out. Always. You cannot be exposed to that much information info life the way they think etc and it doesn't somehow slip out in some capacity it's always gonna slip out so guys fast forward to we went on this date last night and the conversation starts flowing the drinks are flowing so they asked us what we did and Sophia made a joke about oh you guys didn't stalk us like yeah we have this this show it's like kind of crazy and they told us they acted like they

had no idea what they were we were talking about now the problem I already have with that is I didn't believe them immediately because when you match on a dating app immediately you're going and stalking that person you're going to their social media and in our bios it says co-host of call her daddy immediately and it's like our entire instagram everyone does like a thorough search yes so we are sitting at the table and the drinks start flowing so people are getting a little loosey-goosey little loosey-goosey and somehow i can't remember why but we started talking about like our last relationships we were in like the breakup yep and one of the guys it was my guy he ends up saying let me guess like um your last relationship ended because you cheated and then the other guy other guy which this tipped it off immediately the other guy goes haha, haha, yeah, cheat or be cheated on.

I was like, no, I'm sorry. No one in their right mind says that unless you've listened to call her daddy. And also I was thinking like the way they said it to it immediately tipped us off that they had listened guys, because the way they said it, it was like as if they had this inside joke with us and i'm like no we don't have inside jokes we just met and you just said you don't know about our podcast so how are you making cheater be cheated on jokes a little bit right and i mean there's just no way you say that no fuck no also like who said who would even say that as a natural response to anyone saying that you know you cheated on your life you're like this might be surprising but alex and i don't just openly talk about cheating on the first

date. Fuck no. Like, oh, you must have cheated. So anyways, I look up at the guy. She is. Sophia is shoving her finger into my thigh at that very moment because we were both like, yeah, fuckers. I was like nudging you.

And then I looked up at the guy and I was like, oh, so you guys have listened. And they both got so awkward and they were like no we haven't and then big girl alex comes and steps in and i was like i honestly wish you two could have just been up front because now i'm looking at two little bitch boys it's like you guys you guys alex actually i did said bitch boys i was like uh well they listen to the fucking podcast and they know the term so it was the rest of the night, guys, was just the day like went downhill. But moral of the story is men, they'll try to say they don't listen. The truth will always come out.

Every single time, though, that I tell people that I've dated guys where they're like, I won't listen. Like, I don't listen. Oh, and people are like, yeah, they're going to listen. They're lying to you. Like, I am dating this guy right now yep and i look at him and i'm like if this poor unfortunate soul had heard the segment i did on him last week this segment i had just recorded he would not be sitting in this room right now that's the thing guys don't listen trust us when we say like there are some people that don't listen, because there's no fucking way you can sit there and

pretend you haven't heard it. You can't have that much insight into someone's life and not something slips out. So fuck the LA boys. Okay, Alex. Okay, so, guys, Uber. Uber. So, Uber. Uber. Oh, that was, ew, that was great. So, we are, like,

a little shooketh. A little shooketh at the core. So we had some guys actually write in and it was... I just don't get it. I just don't get it at all. It doesn't sit well with me. These men wrote in saying that they didn't know they were supposed to get the girl of Uber to go to his place or meet him at the dinner that they're going to. Guys, I didn't know this is not like a common or a well-known thing men it is so i know it sounds weird but it is so hot when a guy

texts me and is like let me know when you're ready i'll call you an uber men do you understand that the likelihood of you getting fucked like goes up like 20% legitit If you get her a car Straight up It's like Yeah cause I don't Again Again Don't be in the car No Don't be in the car

Don't be in the car When you pick her up No no no You just send her the car So she can meet you separately Yes We talked about that On a past episode

I think some people were like You guys are actual crazy bitches Yeah I don't care Don't care I'll meet you there We don't want to really Sit in the car with you No

But we want to And you don't need to be Picking us up in your like Like a 1992 honda civic like your mom's or like your mom's minivan with a car with a car seat in the back this is great that's fine that's fine because she won't even need to know exactly maybe i'll be like reveal that to her on like the fifth day just like how girls reveal they're crazy on the fifth day show her the minivan on the fifth day all right so yeah guys you should be like offering to get her an uber or like to come over etc it's like really hot how to avoid catching feelings oh my god this is very different than how to trap a fuck boy how to avoid catching feelings in a hookup situation is so difficult for some people. We've had so many people asking

like, what in the hell do I do? Sophia, you're quick. First knee jerk reaction. What would be your go-to advice for someone who's not trying to catch feelings? What do they do? You're going to put me on the spot right here, right now. Come on quick. go get a xanax prescription you know you never cease to amaze me honestly honestly if that that it really could be that is a great way to numb those little pesky emotions that come around from time to time fuck feelings fuck emotions what are those yeah no fuck that So how to not catch feelings. Okay. I want to address girls first.

Okay. Go ahead. This is going to really, really, really ruffle some feathers. Girls, the motto is you are just a hole. We've said it once and we'll say it again. I don't think that. No, no, no. I don't think that.

No. I embrace women. Right, right, right. I don't think that. I embrace women. Right, right, right. But men look at you like you're a hole. Men look at you like you're a hole and they're like, which one am I going to put it in?

But I, and then maybe they don't, but that's the mentality you need. Yes, yes, yes. That's what you need to think of. You're just a hole. Okay. And then on the other side,

guys, guys, if you're trying to like, oh, catching feelings and shit, just remember that you've all got dicks but i promise your dick is nothing fucking special and there's 10 more that are fucking larger in a five foot vicinity of you so don't get cocky with it so that's like that is just a little gist of like don't let yourself think dude that's so fucked don't let your think don't let

yourself think of you as any more than just a dick in a hole i mean once again like we're just telling them what actually works it's true is it healthy god no fuck no we're not here to give healthy advice no so all right anyways how to avoid feelings with a hookup is there are the stages pre-sex that you need to take and then post-sex so let's talk about pre-. So pre sex. What is your advice pre sex Sophia when you're starting to talk to someone to not get feelings with a hookup? To be completely honest. Okay. That's all we want from you Sophia. That's all we're trying to get out of you. I'm like just really thinking about myself. I'm doing some soul searching. I'm doing some self reflection. That's what this podcast should be. And I'm doing some self-reflection. That's what this podcast should be. And I'm pretty good at not catching feelings.

Okay. Okay. And I just realized I go into every interaction, every date, every relationship expecting nothing. That's healthy. Like, expecting nothing. No, I feel you. I never go into a date with that little glimmer of hope. Like, this might be the guy for me.

No. This could be the one. Yeah, fuck out of here. What about you? You know, God, I kind of wish you said something more healthy because now I'm coming out even worse. I mean, they know what they're getting into. This is true. um college actually i i would brainwash myself to believing that i was the guy in the situation now i know that sounds fucked up just the classic gender role confusion technique

gotta love it what is that so you would just brainwash yourself to think you were a man so i know it sounds toxic but like okay basically i would literally like you kind of said i would expect nothing and i would assume the worst in everything so yeah i would basically mentally sabotage any potential that it could get started and how i did this i actually think this is like a really good bit of advice for both guys and girls right now. What I did was I would reverse the roles in my head and put myself in their shoes. Like, so for me, I was like, from this guy's perspective, he's hot, he's young and is in a position to be getting a lot of pussy. So why would he choose just one?

Why would he choose just me? And I constantly drilled that into my head. But knowing like, think of yourself in their shoes and mentally brainwash yourself to be in the other. And you're boom. I just this this is really the motto. This is the motto. The real motto. All right.

This guy is a fuck boy or a fuck girl or a fuck girl until proven otherwise. Oh, that's it. OK, that's a good tactic. I'm just Oh. And that's it. Okay. That's a good tactic. I'm just going to say it for girls, but this obviously works for guys. Like every single man on the face of the planet, I don't care who it is, Obama, fucking Dalai Lama. Jesus.

Don't care. They're all fuck boys until they show me that they aren't. Okay. Okay. Do you get what I'm saying? No, no, no. That's what your mentality needs to be. I think that's really smart.

I think that I literally. Yes. I'm sitting here like, so how, what can I give them an example of how the fuck did you brainwash yourself, you idiot? I would be fucking like at lunch with this guy and he could be making the most organic fucking joke that was related to the conversation we're having. And I would start laughing and immediately in my head i would reverse the roles and i'm like oh my god he's probably fucking over there being like

this dumb bitch i use this joke with every fucking girl and she's over here fucking cackling and dying and it's like a joke that there's no way he could have told before it's like literally specifically but i'm like liar you're a liar oh my god there's no fucking way i get that like he's fucking opening the door and i'm like a part of me is melting i'm like wait he's such a gentleman and then i'm like no he has an std he just fucked a girl this morning like you have who hurt you that's what i want to ask dude it does sound like that no it does everything we're saying i understand that everything we're saying like we sound like scorned women. Dude, we sound fucking like psycho. But this is the thing, without sounding too ranty, you never, ever, ever give them the

benefit of the doubt. It's the truth. You never, you assume everyone's a fuckboy, you never give them the benefit of the doubt. They are a fuckboy until they have proven that they're not. Hence why I brainwashed myself, sweetheart. Yes. Okay, no. doubt hence they are a fuck boy until they have proven that they're not hence why i brainwashed myself sweetheart yes um okay no so i want to get into like i'm gonna get a little bit more personal here and i want everyone to know like this was just my tactic but obviously you can make it your own so when it would come to sex i kind of i think i've talked about it on a past episode but it was very briefly um i personally have this thing where I don't sleep with guys until about two to three months into talking to them.

And I know that sounds like a fucking long ass time, but just hear me out. It's all strategic and tactics. This has nothing to do with me, you know, holding out for religious purposes. No one thought that. Thank you. Anyways, but basically, I would take the strategy of manipulate and play the game and tease and do everything like a fuckboy except for fucking. So the pee-pee goes in the mouth. The pee-pee is in and around the mouth.

The wee-wee goes in the mouth the pee pee is in and around the mouth um but i personally believe my like little secret formula over here was personally was foreplay um the good old goddamn fucking gluck gluck no but i looking at the gluck gluck queen so i can only imagine what these men were so from the start i'm articulating to the guy, I don't really sleep around. Like I don't really know you if I don't really know you like that. So like nothing emotional with it. I'm just like not into that right now. What I would do is like the first hookup, I would give these guys like maybe an above

average blowjob. And then the next hookup, I would ramp it up to like a little bit better of a blowjob. And when i say above average i don't mean to be an asshole but it's so fucking obvious that like i'm happy we're teaching the daddy gang but like girls give fucking whack ass head they do you i give a guy would be technically considered in my mind a below average blow job and i see them fucking losing their fucking shit when i'm like i'm like wait i'm not even doing shit yeah they never get good heads so what i did is i like capitalized a lot of girls don't know how to do it no they don't but

so with the gluck luck so basically the point of what i'm trying to say is i would slowly each hook up ramp it up in a different department of foreplay to have him be like holy fuck i fucking love this bitch and i want sex with her and by the time I was ready to decide if I wanted to have sex, because listen, everyone fucking loves to chase. So finally, when I would be like down to fuck, he would be freaking the fuck out. Like, holy fuck, I love this bitch. Like, finally, oh my God, yes, yes, yes. And I'm over here like, eh, okay, sex was good, but I've already prepared myself. I don't have any

feelings and now he has feelings oh so it's just i know it's a little a little bit of a different tactic i take and i know everyone out there is like okay we thought you're fucking fucking on the first date every night no but it's just my strategy this i think that we are the same on 99% of things in our life. Yeah. In this area, I'm pretty different. Yes. And that's fine. And I think it has to do with being older. And wiser. You're so old, Sophia.

Older and wiser. Older and wiser. Fuck off. No, I'm just kidding. I just take a completely different approach where there's really like no strategy. Okay. I, if I want to have sex, will and if i don't i don't and it doesn't matter like if it's the first date second date third date yeah but i have already

programmed myself to genuinely not catch feelings under any circumstances yeah but see you're saying you're sitting over there but you're sitting over there saying you don't play a game. That's your game. Do you see what I'm saying? Like, your game is to go in with nothing on your fucking mind. You're like, there is no way. You're programming yourself to be like, there's no fucking way that this little bitch is going to get in my field. I have programmed myself to the point where, like, a man could be on one knee proposing. And I would be like, how many girls have you proposed?

You're like, wait, what? How many today? So, OK, so I guess it is. It is a way. It's what it is, is everyone has to find that one thing that will keep them from like catching feelings. And so mine was like I was getting off on watching these guys slowly fall in love with me because I would just be like giving them different types of fucking blowjobs every time. And like, I'd be like, make me come with your fucking mouth, bitch, before you can make me come with your dick.

And they're like, oh, wow, this bitch, this is fun. It's a chase. Yours, guys can sense when I know the way you talk about it. You go into shit and you have, you are so closed off, no emotions. You're like basically there in your mind basically you're basically there to fuck cold-hearted soulless with a vagina why are your eyes black yeah what the fuck yeah and so your game is literally making sure that they feel that like this bitch wants to leave we just fucked and she like does not want to say she wants to get the fuck out. And I just want to say just one one positive healthy thing.

OK. OK. OK. This is just in the beginning. Yeah. You know. Yes. This is like obviously after a fucking while.

Yes. And he's proven to me. You can give it a little bit. But still then I still keep myself guarded. Let me explain something to you. This is how I kind of see it. And again. Jeez. My poor psychologist mother is like, Alex, you sound like a psycho. Mom, turn it off.

All right. Aren't those the ones that their kids are usually psycho? Yeah, fuck. I do hear that a lot. Okay. This is the thing that, this is how I kind of look at sex to people that are just down to fuck. Sex is the goal okay so those people that are looking for casual

sex they are playing the game this is gonna be a weird analogy but they're playing the game like a video game oh okay the game we got a gamer on our stop the game is to have sex and once you've had sex you won and you're on to the next game but sometimes you play it like you'll obviously play the game a few more times you may even fucking buy the game but you always want to be renting other games so you're never going to play one fucking video game for the rest of your life. You may have a main video game or a main bitch that you love the most, but you always need side games. You always want side bitches.

You're going to always want to go back to playing World of Warcraft. Yes. And that's what I would do. I refused in my mind, acknowledging there will always be side games or side hoes. I refused to ever be the side game so i decided i would tease myself as the main game and make them beg to have me as their main and hold out for sex and do all this and worship the moment we had sex and then i would just decide after that like oh now i'm not going to give them anything emotionally does that make

sense no yeah that definitely made sense using a I mean, but that's how guys and girls listen. Avoiding catching feelings. That is kind of how you have to see it. It's like a game. And I know it's fucked up. And I know people think this podcast is fucked up. But this is fucking reality. Yeah.

Because a lot of times there's going to be two people to tango. And one of them usually is not catching feelings. And one does. And so if you feel like you could be the person that's going to be catching feelings, you are a hole. You are just a dick. And you need to manipulate yourself. If you go in there convinced, like with all these things we're telling you.

That they are fucking around. You're going to be better off. So. Boom. We've been kind of like addressing this to girls. I just want to talk to men for two seconds. Yes. Yes.

Guys get feelings too. Absolutely. like addressing this to girls. I just want to talk to men for two seconds. Yes, yes, yes. Guys get feelings too. Absolutely. Milk Hunter actually, we were just on the phone with him. People assume it's just girls. Yeah, Milk Hunter just told us, he was like, I have a few of my boys that like,

they fuck a girl and they are in their feelings. I think that. Like that shit's real. Right. I think for guys, first it's when they encounter the voodoo clam. The goddamn voodoo clam, man.

And if you don't know what the voodoo clam is, it's when your vagina makes guys key your car, burn your house down. Do crazy shit for love of the voodoo. Take a video of themselves crying and send it to you. I know it so well. So. Yes. So I think with guys, it's after sex. Usually, men, don't let the sex blind you.

No. Okay. Wow. she made your wee wee feel stop saying fucking wee wee the wee I'm on a wee wee sofia thinks wee wee no it's true but and stop thinking with your dick period okay no that's a great fucking point this girl was fucking your friend brad the night before yeah she does that to every fucking dick she rides it's nothing special you little bitch boy yeah men get feelings you gotta toughen up and just realize as much as you may think girls are the emotional ones there's a lot of times the voodoo clam will get you it will get you so so so men you should also yeah you gotta basically manipulate yourself also if you're feeling like oh fuck i'm catching feelings and this girl's just down for a fuck. Yeah. So let's talk about post sex.

I think we've covered pre. So post sex is always obviously like the fucking riskiest. Right. You're more inclined to get feelings after sex. That's just what it is. So post sex. All right. You're bound to catch feelings. How do we fucking avoid it?

How do we avoid it post sex? I think a big one is to keep the roster full. One hundred percent. Be careful though. Be careful because if your roster sucks and you're messing around with guys or girls that aren't that great, it might push you towards the person more that you're trying to avoid. That's actually such a good point. We've all been there. I've been there where I'm like, there's this, there's this guy that I'm kind of fucking around with, but I still still have like my ex i'm still hooking up with someone else right but like my ex grosses me out and the other guy like did something that like grossed me out and

so it just makes me like the main guy right yeah that's i have had that too you've got to be really careful that the people you're surrounding yourself with aren't just like actual little specks that you don't give a shit about because it will it could make you like the person more i think another really really good point that i want people to start doing if you're trying to avoid feelings post-sex is hit up an old body someone that you are familiar with that you've had sex with um pick one that you're comfortable with and just literally go through your old bodies and randomly hit one up catch up with them you don't even need to fucking hang out with them i literally will just you could start sexting and like talking a little bit more and just keep your mind off shit

because i think a lot of times especially with girls if you're not trying to be fucking more than one person at a time just texting an old body that's like easy to keep your mind off for sure you know what i mean yeah that's a good one uh a basic one is don't sleep over okay god don't be don't be cuddling up snuggling up to him like don't don't let yourself get in those fields no here and there you can fucking sleep over i get it when you've had 12 tequilas and you're like i'm not really trying to like get an uber no no i agree with that i think yeah i think that's especially girls i think get a little fucking emotional or there are some fucking bitch boys that they try to act so cool and then all of a sudden you end up being the fucking big spoon and they're trying to be little soon with you you're like bitch what the fuck i love that so i um i mean i guess like a really good one too

is just fucking increase your masturbation. That is a good one. Don't rely on them for like anything. If you're horny, that can sometimes make you think you like someone when you don't. Yes. Okay. Everyone starts to look real fucking cute around here when you're really horny. Okay. You may dump anyone.

Don't fuck around with like pet names. Oh. Don't be doing babe, baby, honey bunny. Honey bunny. Like, no, no, no. No. And do not let them call you babe or baby. Honestly, don't ever.

Ever. Ever. Ever. Engage in this disgusting behavior. Dude. We sound so psycho. He called me babe. No. Disgusting. Disgusting behavior. We sound so psycho. He called me babe. Disgusting.

Disgusting behavior. How dare you try to get cute with it. Knock it the fuck off. As far as you're concerned, I'm your whore, your slut, your captive, and that's it. God, no, I agree with you. Yeah, fuck off with the pet names. I think this is one of my best and last would be for how to avoid feelings post-sex is do not be the one who acts different.

Okay? After sex, you do not initiate any fucking change. Keep the same pace, the same energy. Basically, you cannot let the sex clout your judgment there are too many people that all of a sudden i feel like girls do this all the fucking time and it's it's pathetic it's like all of a sudden you guys fucked and then it's friday night he hasn't hit you up he made it clear he's not hanging out with you that night he's ghosted you and at 2 a.m you're fucking calling him and texting him trying to get

your booty call it's like if you don't have plans yeah you are not texting him if it is your hookup and they owe you nothing and then you are pushing that boundary you look fucking way too clean if you're if your behavior changes especially if you're starting to act more needy yeah he is going to be terrified. Yeah. Especially, and girls the same. When a guy does that to me after we fuck and he's like all of a sudden blowing me up.

You've had it recently. It's like this guy won't stop fucking calling you. And it's like, dude, I get it. The sex is fucking bomb, but chill the fuck out. Just keep the same pace.

Right. I've had a guy do that too and it freaked me out. Yes. And then you go the opposite way. I was like, I do. too and it freaked me out. Yes. And then you go the opposite way. I was like, I'm like running away from you.

But then also, keep in mind guys, that's also the side of when you do start doing that, it immediately gives the person the upper hand. They immediately have the power in the hookup

because you're the one that's constantly straying from what the initial plan was and now you're getting a little bit more mushy with guys. Play the game. God damn. Fuck out of here with that shit.

All right. You mentioned someone. You don't want him calling you, babe. You want him calling you a whore. Oh, yeah. Thanks. And it made me think of something. Thanks for reminding me.

Make the sex super dirty. Oh, yeah. Disgusting. Make it so nasty. None of this lovey-dovey stuff and i know sometimes um people think it's hot to be like this is yours or like oh yeah i always say that like fuck me like it's yours yeah whatever no fuck no do not be saying that okay you're gonna be like i am a whore fuck me like a whore fuck me as such go one one, two, one. A football team ran a train on me earlier today.

Fuck me like a whore. That's all you're doing. No, dude, I think that's actually such a good point because I feel like a lot of times also it's kind of fucked up, but especially with girls, if they're getting mushy with it and they're like, oh, fuck, babe, like it's yours, it's yours. Even in dirty talk, girls fucking psych themselves up and they're like, it is his. I love him. I love you.

And it's like, what the fuck? That was dirty talk. What the fuck? When it comes to getting feelings with a hookup, I know our advice may not be the generic kind that you hear on most podcasts, but I do think that like this shit fucking works, dude. I have not cried over many people in my life and I'm not saying I'm going to do this my whole life, but right now, like if I'm just trying to have a hookup I don't want to get fucking feelings

and there's a lot of girls and guys that get way too emotionally involved if you see the signs that it's just a fucking hookup stay in your lane don't change the fucking pace and brainwash yourself brainwash yourself healthy healthy healthy everybody is a fuck boy or a fuck girl until they prove otherwise

basically until you're married and then still then. It's probably like your first marriage. They hate you. They still hate you. And they're still cheating on you. Until they prove otherwise. Okay. Sophia brought something up to me that is actually swerve off the road, fall off the fucking treadmill worthy.

Like this shit can't be real. And I still don't believe you actually. But now I do that. I like looked into it. But I didn't. Cringe, cringe, cringe, cringe, cringe, cringe up my butthole around the corner. Couples who have Instagrams. Why?

It's insulting to the race. It is so insulting. It is so insulting. You're right to the human fucking race. It's disgusting. What is that? Knock it off. Guys, you for people that haven't seen it, there are couples, okay, that have shared Instagram

accounts, okay? AKA Peter and Sandra Smith. Yeah. And they have one Instagram account for the both of them. So, disgusting. Okay, first of all, this screams the two of you have no i you're like okay first of all this screams the two of you have no fucking independence from each other no that's number one which is number two to me is the bios that these people what is look i'm trying to think about it like what is in your bio

oh well i'll tell you what is it gonna say like our let me guess our journey in love no till death do us part. Basically, dude, I wrote it down. This one couple, it literally starts. Oh my God, you found one? Yeah, because I fucking had to look it up. Oh. This couple goes, in the bio, true love stories never have endings. And then insert a sunshine emoji.

And then it goes, Dan dash senior acquisition executive. No. Taylor dash surgical tech. No. tech living love and then puts a heart no wait are they married no their boyfriend and girlfriend they're not even married and they have a fucking joint instagram these motherfuckers and they are that is true love stories never have endings okay that is disgusting also that just shows that just shows me that there is a breakup on the horizon. Oh, fuck yes. Because there's absolutely no independence.

Yeah. There's probably no trust. Absolutely. I'm sure one of them was like, I don't want the other one having access to the outside world without me being able to monitor it. Absolutely fucking not. I think couples like this that are so up each other's fucking assholes yeah they don't spend those are the fucking couples that don't spend any time apart and one of them is terrified of one of them cheating yes it's like they're so one of them is usually so possessive and scared and then god forbid like one of them goes on a

weekend getaway they cheat immediately right the minute they get out of their grasp it's like cheat yeah it's like guys this is i was actually thinking about this i think that i usually would think it's the girl initiating because think about it i feel like guys really instagram yeah because guys don't really give a shit about instagram there are a few guys who would really care enough to do something that fucking desperate and if you are that fucking desperate then you literally your balls have been a fucking chopped off if you had a fucking boyfriend that was like sophia delete your instagram no actually join the journey what fucking journey to find your balls if you ever catch me doing that with a man or a woman who knows maybe i'll decide i'm a lesbian down the road i'm into it i want you to fucking slap me across

the face fuck you up push me down a flight of stairs i would actually love that and be like what's wrong listen this is the fucking issue the main issue is you look like a fucking you look like a fucking loser this is embarrassing no and it's done it's got so if any fucking daddy game member happened that's the perfect word can you guys just please dm us some of the ones you come across because i find them fascinating dude it's ripple and it's it's pathetic it's pathetic that that just like what were we talking about couples getting fucking tattoos together for why for what for why for why for who fuck you like why i'm gonna cry okay similar to what i was just saying about not catching feelings i go into every relationship thinking that there will be an end i just do and that's

just the tea and that's what it is like even when i get married, that is my first marriage. That's my future ex-husband. That's it. Okay? Yep. Nothing is set in stone. Nothing is permanent. Nothing is permanent. So why are you putting something permanent on your fucking body with someone?

It's bad karma. Don't you think? That's going to be real cute. Real cute. When you get his or hers name tattooed on your body and you come home early from work one day and you walk in on him fucking your daughter sorry what so yeah i think i need the nanny no no no yeah you walk you walk you walk in he's balls deep in the nanny and his name is tattooed on your ass like real cool like why dude that's um what's his fucking name rob kardashian and that when he was dating the cheetah girls adriana bitch they got their each other's names tattooed

on there yes and there was an episode on kardashians where he's getting it like removed they got it guys i don't mean to be an asshole but like do get fucking matching bracelets or necklaces to me it's it is honestly like a permanent stamp that you guys are gonna break up the following it's a sure sign you guys are gonna break up um my friend actually was like got it done with her boyfriend and then they obviously fucking broke up obviously got the name tattoo legit and he was like that's gross i'm breaking goodbye but she kept getting the name changed every single time she got a new boyfriend and now dude it looks like a blob like it's the ugliest tattoo i've ever seen in my entire life why i just saw actually

a girl i used to talk to this guy um that's actually really sad i used to talk to this guy and this one girl was actually like unwell, obsessed stalker vibes of the guy. And I just saw she's literally just got in a new relationship and they just got matching tattoos. And I'm like, if the guy I used to talk to would hit you up, you would literally cheat on your boyfriend and you just got a fucking tattoo with him. You little pussy ass bitch.

Get it removed now. Yeah. Guys, just be careful. Wow, we went off on a tangent there. God. Oh. What did we, we want to talk about sugar daddies quickly. Alex, what the hell is happening?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Sugar daddies be scamming. Oh, they're scamming around. They're scamming people. Okay, so I actually fucking love talking about sugar daddies because I feel like it's one of those topics. There's never enough. There's always new content.

Every girl has a different situation. We just actually had a girl write in and she was telling us how this guy just bought her tit job and everything. It was great. Great times. So they can be good. However, we want to teach. Breast augmentation. Everybody say tit job.

A little tit job. A little titty. A little titty fuck in there. Okay, I sound like a man anyways um so i want to do a huge warning to all the girls that either are talking to a sugar daddy or have been obviously like are getting confronted with the opportunity and you're like on seeking arrangements or whatever there are so many fake sugar daddies out there they're okay so for example, there will be sugar daddies that will say that they can't use Venmo, PayPal, or really like any reputable money transfer. They may give the excuse like, oh, I can't let my wife see or whatever.

So they will ask. Oh, that's a good one. Good one. These sugar daddies are smart. Smart. And so what they do is then they ask in turn for your actual bank login info and says that's the only way he can deposit the money. And the amount of girls that are falling for this and then their bank accounts are being wiped by these men because they'll be like, I'm going to put 10K in there and girls see dollar signs and they freak out and their pussy gets fucking wet.

And then it's like, well, now you couldn't be drier than the fucking sahara desert because your bank account is zero that's wild sweetheart yeah that's crazy dude can you fucking imagine that's so messed up these girls are like looking to get money these guys are straight wrong you like send a nude and then you're like go to check your bank account for the 10k and then it's zero flat balance. Also, another hack for anyone with sugar daddies, the Amazon wish list. So a lot of times girls, you basically set up a wish list on Amazon and anyone can like purchase the gift for you. So what happens is a lot of times guys will do it as like trade. So if you send me a nude, I'll buy you that Chanel bag that's in your box or whatever. So what happened?

What is happening? Okay. You can cancel the order. Can't you? Yes. In 30 minutes. So this is what's happening. Guys,

the sugar daddies are sending these girls the receipt. Like she has it on her phone. Like shit. He literally paid for this Chanel bag, like eight K I'm going to send him the nude. And what happens is you send the nude, and then a week goes by, and then two weeks goes by, and there's no fucking Chanel bag, sweetheart.

Right. They are canceling their orders in 30 minutes. Right. So you guys need to fucking wait and get that bag in person before you're sending any noodle picks. Can you get a Chanel bag off Amazon? I'm just curious. I actually, I don't know if it's Chanel, but you could actually. Maybe you can. I'm pretty sure there is designer shit. Yeah. before you're sending any noodle can you get a chanel bag off amazon i'm just curious i actually

i don't know if it's chanel but you could actually maybe i'm pretty sure there is designer shit yeah so girls are getting fucked over sugar daddies are fucking taking shit that is the thing is if you want to have a sugar daddy which i do which i definitely hook me up they can take away your stuff as quickly as they gave it to you amazon wishlist within 30 minutes it's gone it were okay this reminds me i don't know if anyone watches vanderpump rules i do there's a scene bitch i sit next to every single night and we watch tv together you're like i know alex okay okay i'm like me i do so okay so lala there's a scene she's like dating this guy i guess it's not a sugar daddy because they're engaged.

But he, like, what? He started kind of as one. Okay. So, there's a scene, and she's freaking out, and she's, like, crying. And she's, like, he took my Gucci slides back away from me because they, like, got in a fight or something. Which is so, so, like, dude, I think they're, like, what? He took her Gucci slides. And it's pathetic. Dude, they're, like, I think they're like, what? He took her Gucci slide. And it's pathetic.

Dude, they're like 300 bucks. But I have a little insider info. Oh, get us wet, get us wet. Her Range Rover, okay? Okay. I think Randall the sugar daddy gave it to her. Oh, she said it after their first hookup or something. She just said that on the one of last episode.

She said after I fucked him the next day, he was like, hey, a range rover okay and then she got a well that range rover was taken away from this girl i know angie layton and handed to lala wait so randall had a sugar baby her name was angie layton yes and he gave she's the one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. And she took the Range Rover away from Angie and handed it to Lala and was like, here you go. Okay. Okay. Lala's out here flexing. She's like, guys, I got a range.

And it's like, yeah, because Angie's driveway is now completely barren. And now yours is looking fucking pimped out. As quickly as it was handed to Lala, I was taken away from another sugar baby. Oh, I kind of feel bad that she's going around like flexing on everyone it's like wait does she know that that was literally a hand-me-down from that girl Angie that that reminds me I told this story in a previous episode of this girl I know she lives in Vegas and she like has a sugar daddy and anytime like they get in a huge fight he I thought it was a tow truck that would pick up the car but it's not

he has like his personal assistant go because the personal assistant has a key go get in the car drive it off for her freaking driveway and she walks outside she's like okay i'll be taking the bus today so it's like she doesn't have a fucking car you guys gotta be careful that shit i mean poor la la girl you deserve better. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. It's like I was just waiting for it the whole time. I'm like on the edge of my seat. I know.

And now I'm happy. I've been asleep and now I'm awake. Now I'm awake. And we're talking sex toys. Guys. This is such a. People. I need a beautiful segment to be told. People have been wanting us to talk about this for a while.

Forever. And I don't know when we became the sexperts but but here we fucking go this podcast wasn't even supposed to be a sex podcast but we're just my mom just swerved off the road she's like don't remind me i just have really dirty yeah it's like that's what we naturally talk about so vibrators and sex toys okay so we are not getting into this segment alex without addressing lube oh my lubrication tittles lubrication lube lube it up okay lube it down for some reason lube it around sorry i'm losing it okay men for some reason well bitch boys i should bitch boys think that lube is the enemy the enemy right and why is that i think it's okay i think guys think it's the enemy because they're so immature and uneducated on it that they think it's insecure and they think it means that lube equals them

not being able to get the girl wet grow the fuck up lube literally enhances everything it okay lube fucking feels amazing oh my god lube feels so amazing it feels way better than using spit absolutely lube enhances everything we need to fucking normalize lube oh we're not normal we are celebrating we're not just normalizing it we're celebrating let's have a fucking lube party yes guys i think listen girls if you are having a hard time getting wet you should feel free to show up to every single goddamn dick appointment with lube in hand girls say it again honey for the bitch boys in the back seriously Seriously. But for real. Start using it. First of all, you men out there I know are lasting longer than two seconds.

Yeah. OK. So you can't just expect that this girl is going to stay wet for like three hours. Yeah. The fucking sex should be three hours. And how is a bitch going to stay fucking wet the whole time? She's not. And let her enjoy her lube. Right. And lube a lot of times makes it easier for you to come that's true oh my god yeah for

like your clit and stuff right because like the rubbing on your clit like if you have lube it's just not as rough and the lube makes it silky and fun silky smooth yeah yeah okay but actual sex toys sex toys that you need lube to if you're gonna be using sex toys you need fucking lube so so a lot of girls are unsure how to bring out a sex toy during sex and they're afraid kind of similar to lube like but they're afraid that their boyfriend or their hookup is gonna be insulted yeah and Yeah. And I think it's- Bitch boy again, but okay. Bitch boy again. But girls, every girl listening, I think let's give them basically a line to say to like make their man not feel insecure.

Okay. So I think when you're pulling out sex toys, never be like, oh, I'm not having orgasms. Oh, fuck no. Like I want to use this. No, no, no, no, no. Like he will automatically no you gotta boost his ego some way inflate it more yeah and get him more excited yes yes he's like she's gonna get off so i'm gonna get off i think uh the go-to line is gonna be like i want

to play with this i want to watch you i want you to use this on me it will be so hot yes literally if you just tell them this is gonna be so hot your dick and this in me i'm gonna come so fucking hard that's such a good point you brought this up the other day you were like make sure that you're involving his dick yeah don't leave his little sensitive dick out with a little feeling all the guys listening you should be actively wanting to fucking enhance your girl's sexual fucking pleasure that's what i was gonna say like men shouldn't you want this like isn't a guy's biggest turn on is to watch their girl oh i would do this is what i this is how i feel we sit on this fucking call her daddy podcast and

every guy listening we don't endorse the dead fish energy or fucking trash head we also don't endorse little bitch boys that are saying no to lube and no to fucking sex toys if he says no if he says no goodbye he never hears from you you are dead to me and you and you key his car and you key sex toy into the side of his little bitch you are dead to me you were never alive yeah you're done i i just think it's trash it's if you aren't making an effort to make her come yeah you're trash girls throw them away girls girls girls girls the thing is let's talk about vibrators when you're actually gonna bring out the toys yeah i would suggest that you're not pulling out a fucking 12 inch flesh covered dildo. You know, like if you're pulling that out, you know, first round, this guy is going to run away.

I could see even if I had a dick and a girl pull that out, I could see myself going flaccid or on the flip side of your guy. Maybe don't pull out like your lisa ann flashlight from underneath your pillow no or your blow-up doll yeah it's about easing into it you don't want to scare them away yeah yeah so let's talk about vibrators okay love a good vibrator love to incorporate a vibrator into sex i personally love a good like um clit ring so like it's a vibrator and it's attached to basically a ring so it like sits on your finger you can put it on his finger as well guys a lot of times why people are

intimidated also of things is because they don't know how to do them so what i usually do is say i'm at this guy's place i will go into his room by myself and text him to come in and he'll like walk in and I'll be fucking myself with like my vibrator and then what I do you've never done that when I I'm sorry fuck sorry shit tonight keep going then what I do is I will tell him come here I want you to do this to me so basically girls be fucking yourself With your toy and tell him How good it feels but it will feel even Better with your dick inside me And you fucking me with this on my clit

A guy walking in on that is gonna die And if you show him if you're like Babe like do this to me and you put it on his finger And he takes over so fucking hot And then you feel like he feels Included and he feels like he knows what he's doing because he's watching you do exactly what you're doing. I think I completely agree with you.

I think the vibrator is a sex toy staple. Yeah. Girls know exactly how to come from their trusty, confident vibrator. Oh my God. That was so cute. Trusty, confident vibrator. And we're such guys with such girls oh my god i love that um and they want you in on the fun and again the toy is not replacing your dick no you guys are

having fun and exploring and you know just instruct the guy to hold it on your clit show him how you like it and tell him like you gotta be in charge of giving me the best orgasm. Guys, listen, would you rather have your fucking girl laying there going through the motions and faking her orgasms? Or do you want her to be so fucking into it, bouncing up and down on your fucking dick like porn star level? It's so fun. It's fun. Switch it the fuck up and get into it. Dude, imagine a girl fucking owing every time you're fucking her and it's a real one because you can fucking tell when it's fun. Switch it the fuck up and get into it. Dude, imagine a girl fucking owing every time you're fucking her and it's a real one because

you can fucking tell when it's real. Or maybe she is having O's when she fucks you, obviously. Right. But this is just going to give her a different O. Yeah. I just, guys, any man listening to this is down, not down for fucking sex toys. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here.

I mean, in fact, men, why don't you have a sex toy? Why don't you have a fucking vibrator? Wait, that's actually, I was going to say, that's actually a really good point. What would you do if you, or if this has happened, let us know, but what would you do if you went to a guy's place to hook up with him and he pulled out a vibrator for you? Oh, instinctively, I would be be like how many vaginas have encountered this but then loki you're like as long as you wash it after your last use i'm down let's find honestly yeah if a guy's gonna take initiative like that i'd be like oh i want to see what he

wants because i feel like if you're just there to fuck and it's for a good time obviously i feel like i can have great sex when there's a vibrator involved so like why not go for it yeah okay so besides the vibrator okay butt plugs butt plug butt plugs yeah for the win so there is something about having something in your butt that makes the vagina stimulation go through the roof yes makes that sensation so much better it puts like a pressure on your on your booty and it feels amazing for girls it does and if you guys are going to incorporate this i would like start with a small one yeah but for a lot of girls having the pressure in their butt area feels amazing and then when you're mixing that with like your clit being stimulated and your vagina stimulated it feels amazing girls um they like describe it as a like a feeling of being full oh yep yep yeah and like when they yeah and when they come it's like it's like overwhelming right

like you're feeling all of this shit yeah i think that's such a good point i think butt plugs are one of those things where it's like i feel like every i mean everyone has like this weird thing with like butt stuff and everything but if it's gonna enhance your fucking orgasm why are people being awkward as fuck about it like if it feels good we always say if it feels good do it do it yes and that's what i want to say um i know every single the guy i just hooked up with last night i was like making a joke about alex he's fresh off the dick appointment why the fuck do i bring this up i'm like tell us are you i asked him if you would like if he's into butt plugs i didn't even have one with me no but i was just curious i'm like all right would you be down for butt plugs and he got all weirded out and this is the thing i think it's so much manlier and hotter when a guy is not like ew no oh my god butt stuff i wanted to say to guys is

in my i always say it it's like you don't hook it till you fucking try it i think girls what i would do if you guys are really looking to spice it up with your man and he's down to play around you can have your guy use a butt plug and then you sit him down on a chair while you either suck him off or you ride him on top of the chair obviously make sure it's not one of like the wheelie rollie chairs i think one of the best fucking positions i enjoy is riding a guy on a chair i know it's really fucking random but there's just something about how hot it is and like the the your ability to ride and if he has a butt plug in the way he's sitting guys his orgasm like he's gonna come so fucking hard i promise so you guys if you're down try to mix it up with your guy

i have not had sex with a guy on a chair oh my god life-changing i want to bring that back you should do that tonight um thank you so a lot of girls i just want to add this also a lot of girls don't feel comfortable with a guy using their hands sometimes oh yeah you know like in their butt you mean right like a guy will put a finger so this is like a good segue either when he's like eating her out or when he's having sex with her whatever girls like can get a little bit self-conscious so this is a great way so like a butt plug is basically his finger yeah yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. That's it. Cause I know. Yeah, you're right.

The whole poop thing. Girls are like, or try anal beads. Anal beads. Guys, if you're planning on doing anal at some point down the road, this is a perfect segue. It really is. I think, yeah, I think anal beads and butts. The butt plug is honestly a game changer.

Guys, I feel like girls, you don't understand what it feels like to have something in your butt. No. And then also have an orgasm from your vagina. Even if you want girls, like if you're too nervous to do it for the first time with a guy, if you're masturbating, you can do it with yourself first. I just like scream. But yeah.

You're like, yes. No. Yeah. I'm getting excited. Let's make t-shirts. Team butt plug. So yeah. Anal beads.

I just realized the whole BDSM thing. Oh, okay. I feel like after Fifty Shades of Grey, people went into like a frenzy. Oh yeah, like handcuffs and all that shit. I want, we should talk about that. Like handcuffs, whips, blindfolds. Because that is such a good way to spice up shit. That's fun.

Yeah, guys. I kind of feel like the moral of the story for guys right now in this segment is you're usually insecure because you have a misconception of something. You don't understand that girls and guys bodies orgasm differently. Okay. The toys do not demean the value of your fucking dick. No. But seriously, I think if a guy has more willingness to help you come, guys, that is going to fucking skyrocket your cock stock.

I just actually your cock stock. Who doesn't want to have great cock stock? I love it. Increase your value, boys. Invest in yourself and be down. Anytime a guy just acts desperate to make you come. Oh, marriage. Marriage.

I'm pregnant. I am married. We are literally in a full blown relationship. OK. OK. Marriage. I'm pregnant. I am married. We are literally in a full-blown relationship. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh. Okay.

Questions. Questions of the week. Questions. Questions. Questions of the week. Oh, my gosh. Questions of the week. Of the week.

Jesus Christ. Please put me to bed. Carry me home. All right. Let's get into questions. Give it to me, Sophia. Carry me home. All right, let's get into questions. Give it to me, Sophia. Why don't you start, you little bitch? Okay, you're telling me to start because you see that I'm trying to pull up my questions. I'm putting you under pressure.

This one, I specifically got to ask our queen, Alex. Oh. And it's very interesting because I've seen this a couple times okay okay this girl wrote in and she said okay i have a story with a question i was on a cruise hooking up with a guy i fucking hate cruises sorry there's this podcast i listen to she calls them floating walmart they are and you're like bound to die or like some shit's gonna happen. Yeah. Fuck cruises. Okay.

But I mean whatever. Whatever. I would actually love to be on a cruise. Yeah I would too but fuck. Okay. So I was on this cruise hooking up with a guy and as I'm giving him the blowjob of his dreams or so I thought he asked me to use my teeth. So I started using my teeth. Then he asked me to use my teeth so i started using my teeth then he asked me to bite even harder

is this a thing a fetish i need an answer i i there was another girl that wrote and saying a guy wanted her to use her teeth what is this what is that i think for the first time on this podcast i'm speechless i'm like my heart hurts right now. There's a difference to kind of just be grazing with your teeth. But like, bitch, bite. Bite. If a guy asked me to fucking bite his dick, I actually would probably fucking do it. Like, sure, you little fucking weirdo.

Let me just take a chunk out of your sausage. But like, what? What? I mean, he must he must have like a very oh yeah isn't that a thing like sometimes guys don't have certain nerves in their dick so maybe like literally a bite feels like a lick maybe you're fucking grinding that shit so okay you're flabbergasted i have never i have had a lot of opportunities to be asked questions about specific blowjobs that they want. And I have never been asked.

You've never had a guy ask? Never in my life. Neither have I. What a fucking. Is this a new thing? This is like the new trend. I would like to know. Every girl that's like younger and has braces right now is like so happy. If a guy tried to use his teeth and he was eating me out, a little nibble on my clit.

Punch to the head, backhand, round off backhandspring, push him off the balcony, dead. It was an accident. I'm sorry. I actually murdered the guy. But that's your fault. Okay. It's getting a little hot in this room. I'm getting a little loopy.

Okay. Okay. A guy offered me $1,000. Not me. Just to confirm. This is not my story. A girl wrote in and said, a guy offered me $1,000 to shave his asshole and take pictures of him in a thong.

No sex. Nothing. I asked if I could bring my friend and split it 500 each. Let's just say it was a good bonding opportunity for my friend and I. I wanted to ask you, Sophia, would you be down to do this with me? Hold on. The guy paid $1,000 for her to come over, shave his asshole, and then take pictures of him in a thong.

Like, I'm low-key kind of down. Dude, if he's like, here's $1,000. If we were just, like, partying and playing now. And you wanted me to, like, shave his asshole? Fine. I've shaved a guy's butt before. Fine. Have you ever done that?

No. Oh, but I would. Oh, like I've shaved like his back and his butt. So yeah, no, I actually would be down. That's very interesting. I guess that's like a fetish or like a kink type thing. Like the guy wants to have pictures in a thong. Nothing wrong with that.

That's what you're into. But a thousand bucks to shave a butt and take some pics for a guy. I'm down. Hit me up. Slide into my dms i want that extra 1k okay go this is not a question this is not a story this is just a comment that i loved this girl said one time i faked a limp the next day to make him think he did me that good shut the fuck up dude Dude. Dude. Daddy. Daddy.

Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. But like is it daddy? Because I'm like wait if he didn't fuck you that good don't limp. Well but maybe he did.

Maybe it was. Maybe he did. But she just like wanted to really know. But I kind of want to try this. Wait like you literally can't walk straight. Because guys like to know. Like you're in pain. That they've done some shit.

I'm like sore right now. Like if a guy's ever like slapping your ass or like and he like leaves a mark and then that's what i said i love it i love i think i mentioned it i don't know if i even mentioned it in the nude segment we did last week but um i like a guy if he's gonna like bite on my tit or something um i like kind of encourage it because then later i'll send him a picture once i'm like bruised and have bite marks and i'll send it to him that's my tits with like the bite so okay so i think this is like somewhat similar yeah i want to try this i fucking condone that 100%

okay i have a bunch of kinks so i'm just gonna read this one okay i had someone that wanted me to take supplements to produce breast milk so that he could suck my nipples like a baby i said absolutely not that was a whole new level that i wasn't ready to enter um um so um um what okay next question no i don't i i personally if your man wanted you to do it i wouldn't you're in love with this man I'm not ever gonna be no I'm just kidding um I personally would am down for a lot but I don't think I would be willing to take like supplements because and like do something to my body like having like my boobs are sore and you've breast milk and he's fucking sucking them and he's getting his calcium

for the day out of your teats like no i would actually just maybe try it once okay try everything once and then see if you like it okay true yeah you never know maybe you like a good little titty sack yeah okay this girl wrote in hey alex and sophia huge daddy gang girl here needs some advice what do you do if the guy you like and have been talking to for a few months has super weak dick game i enjoy his company and he's a sweetheart but when it comes to the bedroom he lacks dominance and kind of just acts like a dead fish men can be dead fish too expecting me to ride him and do all the work i typically am attracted to a guy who knows all the moves and dominates in the bedroom but

unfortunately this guy doesn't do it that is and she said that guys that do do that are typically douchebags which i don't necessarily think is true anyways this is what i'm gonna say okay if he has weak dick game okay i think that you can entice him to be more dominant to try new things right like i think it's so hot if you do this. Right. Whatever. The problem is, if the sex doesn't get better after a few months. It's never. I hate to say this, but it usually is never.

I think that, yeah. I've heard that multiple times. I've had friends that have gone through this. Like, I mean, if it's right in the beginning, I think you can kind of like express to him what you like. Yeah. And like see if he'll try to help and change. But if nothing changes and a few months have gone by, you're kind of.

I agree with you. That fucking sucks, man. Because girls like that, obviously. Be as verbal as you can about what you want. But if it doesn't change in like two or three months, girlfriend, I'm sorry. Kick him to the curb. That shit's trash. You don't need trash sex.

There's a lot of dick out there. Okay. This is a quick question. I have a really quick question for you i was recently getting some really good dick and i was loving it but while i was riding him i decided i didn't want to look at his face anymore so i put a pillow over it so i could focus on myself is that too much i have felt i have felt the need and the want to do this multiple times. I think I've done it. I swear there have been times where I'm on top and like sometimes I don't want them looking

at my face. And sometimes the guy even if or if he's like just he's moaning too much or something. I'm like, I've had guys fucking put a pillow over my face to shut the fuck up and I'll do the same to them. Oh my God. That's the worst. If I'm like like moaning or something and he literally shoves a pillow over me. That's hilarious.

I've wanted to do that before. I think it's hilarious. I don't want to focus on. I like wonder what a guy thinks when that happens. That's like low key, pretty like daddy of a girl to do that. Okay. Let's try it.

Okay. My question. Actually, I'm sorry. This is not a question. Okay. This guy wrote in and he said psa for guys who think their girl is cheating on them can't catch your girl but know something is off

check under the toilet seat at her place what if she hasn't done a deep clean of her apartment in a while trust you will know if another dude has been there dudes cannot aim it's a fact of life oh my god hi genius hi really an unbelievable do you think that i think that that could be accurate wait especially if a guy's over there fucking this girl like and they're cheating i feel like he's not going to be trying to aim in the toilet dude yeah and especially like i feel like guys um after sex their pee goes everywhere dude that is so fucking brilliant daddy gang is brilliant so get underneath their fucking toilet seats baby what the fuck that's a sorry ladies but sorry i have your. Just clean your fucking toilets, bitches. Yeah, clean your toilet. I'm giving you a heads up.

Holy shit. We are in LA, we just said, and we just wanted to give you guys a little update on what we're doing right now. If you guys don't follow us on Instagram, go follow us on Instagram, on the Call Her Daddy Instagram. We've been posting stories, but we actually, today, we're going on Logan Paul's Impulsive. Which we know he's a little controversial. Which we know.

We love a good controversy. But so are we. So are we, yeah. We're excited. We're excited. So we're going on Impulsive. It's a podcast, but if you guys want to watch it, it's on his YouTube channel for Impulsive. So if you guys can go over and just give in the comments some Daddy Gang love, that'd be awesome.

That would be great. But yeah, I'm interested to see how this one goes. We're doing a couple other shows and we'll put them on our social media so guys that is it for this week we love you so so so so nobody out here in the daddy gang is catching fucking feelings all right we've said it and we'll say it again everyone is a fuck boy or a fuck girl until proven everyone so brainwash yourself get on to it alright guys have the best weekend happy hump day see you next week

see you next week bye daddies