Call Her Daddy - 32- Cat Fishing & Confetti Cumshots

Episode Date: April 24, 2019

Do you know the 3 ways a guy orgasms? Introducing the Confetti Cumshot, the Warning Shot, and the Follow the Leader Cumshot. Also in the episode- Picking up a girl at the gym is NEVER okay, but if you must, we are telling you how to do it successfully ft. the water fountain aka watering hole. The girls have had it with the modern day catfishing on instagram, it's now gone too far and they are calling celebs out on their bullshit. If you have your tagged photos feature turned off, you're an IMPOSTER. Last but not least, the girls are screwing over airlines again-getting you guys drunk for free and introduce a new mind game to play in the bedroom.. that truly makes girls O harder than they ever have before. 

Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? Call her daddy. Hello everybody, it's Call Her Daddy. All of our little sex addicts, what's up? How you doing out there? It's the fathers, the founding fathers. It's Alex, it's Sophia, back at it again.

Charlemagne, Charlene. Charlemagne, Charlene. Guys, we are back in the studio. It's another fucking Wednesday. But we're just going to get it popping up in here. We may get naked, I don't know. I don't know. I went home this weekend.

It was for Easter. It was kind of weird, I'm not going to lie. You know, with our recent choice in career, going into a church, it makes me a little nervous. Because I feel like the people from my hometown know what I'm doing. And I felt like walking in there, I was nervous. Did you like light on fire? No, fuck you. You like went to get communion and like burst into flames.

I was ready for someone to be like, sinner, get her out of here. I'm like, fuck. Sweating like a whore in church. Oh, there you go. So that was fun. Instagram, Instagram, Instagram. You know, catfishing, it's such a big thing. So catfishing really is when someone is pretending to be someone else.

Well, I think, yeah, when you hear the term catfish, some of us instantly think like a 500-pound person using a model's pics and pretending to be someone they're not. But we want to talk about the modern-day catfish. Yeah, the modern-day day catfish the modern day goddamn catfish it is a phenomenon that is actually out of control running rampant it is running rampant yeah right before our eyes yeah so guys are matching with girls on dating apps and connecting on instagram and they're putting all of this work and time into talking to someone only to eventually meet up with this girl and have her look nothing like her pictures.

It's insane. It is. None of these girls look like their profile. Nope. Us included. Nope. I'm looking at Alex right now. She's a goddamn monster.

Fucking busted as fuck. Fucking gremlin golem disgusting. I have a friend that works in an industry where he will hire girls based on their Instagram profiles and pictures. Okay. And he confided in me and told me that around 50%, if not more, show up never looking like their profile. Dude. Like, it's insane.

I'm being serious when I say that I'm not going to say the majority, but a huge amount of the girls that you go and look at their profile on Instagram do not look like that. It's the truth. I'm sorry. It's such a truth. And it's getting out of control and it's starting to just like be ridiculous. It is.

It's embarrassing and it just fucking sucks because everyone's taking it from like, it's fucking cool. Go ahead, Photoshop a little bit, fix your skin, do whatever. But when all of a sudden you go from a fucking size A to a size triple fucking D and then you go to hook up with Jason and Jason's like, who fucking put a pin in your titties because

they deflated on your way to my house? Yeah. What the fuck? Yes. It's not cool. When you look like you are a 20 out of 10 on Instagram and you're showing up and you're a two. You're a two. And that perky bubble butt.

Fucking dumpster fire hanging off her two legs. Hanging to the ground. She walks in and you're like. Does it wobble to the throat? She walks in and you're like, hold the fucking phone. That really does look like a fucking cat or a fucking fish. Like she really does look like a fucking cat or a fucking fish like she really does look like a catfish her fucking whiskers are as long as a catfish this bitch has a mustache she's got a

fucking mustache yeah and like her little fucking pooch it's not cinched not fucking cinched that waist trainer did not do fucking shit imagine showing up somewhere and looking nothing like your pictures. I would feel so strange and so weird and probably not great about myself if I knew goddamn well that I was showing up somewhere not looking like anything that I have ever fucking posted. They're like, who is that? It's like Ursula. Yes. It's like you show up looking like your fucking ugly twin version. Of yourself.

Yeah. Dude, it's crazy. It's so rough. And so the only counter I have to this whole thing about girls who are catfishing, because there are some that are taking it to another level. Yeah. You and I know there's a girl out there. She has almost like a million. She has more than a million something.

And we have people that have seen her and they're like she looks nothing like it now this is the counterpart i have to it is like good for her that girl is probably making half a million dollars off of her instagram finessing all of us faking it till she makes it and okay yeah so she shows up and she's like fuck you i don't look like anything her instagram is just a fake basically like portrait you know of a person and she's fucking making bank by fooling all of us so good for her that's actually a brilliant do you know what i mean yeah like holy fuck she she's making money off her instagram she's making money off of her photoshop yeah and she's doing an unbelievable job so in that in that regard like i get it but i agree i know girls are gonna get triggered by

this segment but we shit on men so fucking hard you're drunk if you think that we're not gonna help guys out on this so what i want every man to understand is like it is so hard for a picture to make it onto a girl's Instagram. Oh my. It's harder than getting into a fucking Ivy League. You guys. Seriously. Nobody looks their best all the time.

But you do on Instagram. Oh. Oh yeah. You do. Instagram is a fucking talent and bitches are good at it. Yeah. Like really fucking good. Yeah.

And I said this in another episode, like men are starting to look for the girl's ugliest picture and deciding, okay, this is what she's going to look like. And that's what we're going to get into because Milt Hunter, he said, you got to understand what you're up against. A girl's Instagram, like we just said, is generally her best pictures. Any girl can take a drop dead gorgeous selfie because she took 50 of them and she picked the best one and then she photoshops it. And we're saying, girls, that's fine.

But on the guy's end, if you DM, let's say an 8.5 and a fucking 6 pulls up, it is natural human emotion to be fucking disappointed. Yeah. Imagine if you order a fucking extra large and a small comes in the mail you're fucking shook that is why i don't get it i would hate to show up on a date and be like fuck this guy is gonna like be disappointed when he's right so when you're talking to a new girl here's a quick three-step process to avoid the catfish trap. Number one, Sophia. Are you talking about the tagged photos?

Yes. So if you go to a girl's profile and you go to look at her tagged photos and she has it turned off. Huge red flag. Huge red flag. It's like, what the fuck are you hiding? Exactly. You know what I mean and now I think another if if her tagged photos are off something you can do that milf hunter said is what he will do is if they have a clear best

friend like you to me okay go to their clear best friend or just a friend group that's public and he will look at all of their profiles to see if she has any pics that she's like untagged herself from that's a huge one because a lot of times some girls will be like oh i don't like myself in that picture but the other girl looks hot so she posts it and then the girl untags herself yeah so you gotta do some investigating yeah yeah i think that we talked about going to their highlight reel yes pretty much you gotta scroll get those thumbs on a workout plan and fucking scroll and go through this person get your thumb on a workout plan i'm really tired i love it and start scrolling and find a goddamn

video the videos a video is what's going to help you the thing is is the catfishing phenomenon is so insane now that even videos like you throw you throw the snapchat filter on it and you look gorgeous and you look beautiful and some people can't tell yeah guys are so clueless guys are so clueless especially then that's a great one and then i would say the third option is take to snapchat now i think this is an amazing way because you get out of the lens of instagram people try so fucking hard on instagram people are way more casual and carefree on snapchat and what they post of themselves so maybe if you start snapping back and forth you show you're just like hanging out casually maybe they'll snap you casually but a huge red flag like you just said

is if they constantly are snapping you with the filters i know if they constantly have a fucking rainbow over their head or if they're snapping like one side of their face yeah huge red fucking huge red flag the filter is like a huge red flag i have a huge thing for um uh snapchat too that i want to expose girls for look Look at the top left corner. And if it says uploaded from camera roll, that means that bitch went right to Photoshop, did her little waist smaller, made her ass bigger, and put it up on Snapchat.

No girl is uploading from camera roll unless she edited that photo. And Rachel Bush is like the queen of this. And everyone's like, whoa, her ass. Again, you can nip and tug, but like the amount of shit that girl talks on twitter and on instagram about girls she called sophia and i bug-eyed bum ass hoes and then you see in some um pictures that were like taken from other people on the beach her tit is literally down to her belly button and in her pictures like a different person in her pictures on instagram her tits are

the perkiest biggest bounciest things and you know that friend got her iphone thrown into the ocean the friend that took rachel was like you're fucking dead yeah rachel untagged yourself that's why you gotta look for the tagged photos and if they have that feature off they're yeah you're you're getting catfish you're. You're talking to a three and you think she's a fucking nine and she's a three. And also just Rachel and Bush while we're on that train. When you're twerking in a video. Yeah. And you're gyrating so hard.

And your child is right next to you and you almost knock her the fuck out with your ginormous gyrating ass. And your asshole literally is in your daughter's face. You got to knock it off. You, you have lost all sight. You have lost all sight. Your daughter does not need pink eyes she's backing it up and her daughter's literally in the corner of the camera and she's about to whip her fucking daughter in

the head with her fucking ass and her ass in those videos too i feel bad but she literally like doesn't have the ass front that's on her instagram It's like smaller. And listen, again, this is the thing. We are not telling girls not to edit their pictures. But what we're saying is when she looks like she has Kim Kardashian's ass on Instagram and then you see her on the beach in the paparazzi photos and her ass is like low-key little like not great. It's just not fair because it's giving girls an unrealistic expectation of what they're supposed to be looking like. People, Rachel Bush is putting out a workout plan right now and girls are buying it. because it's giving girls an unrealistic expectation of what they're supposed to be looking like.

Rachel Bush is putting out a workout plan right now. And girls are buying it. And I'm like, dude, this is not fair. That's ridiculous. You know what I'm saying? I've seen it happen. Like, I've seen it before my eyes. Like, I've been hanging out with guy friends and they're like, this girl's so hot.

Like, I invited her to come. No, I invited her to come. And the girl shows up and she looks nothing like her profile and you're like and you can tell by the way she's acting yeah like she keeps just like she's like sweating and it just seems so self-conscious and scared and it's like you see it unravel dude the internet is fucking everyone up girls we need to just start owning what we fucking look like yeah tweak a couple things if you got a fucking pimple or something but don't morph your entire body and then i think the last thing i can say for guys to help you out to see if you're getting catfished is the last thing you can do is you can try to do

facetimes and even still then bitches can be like oh sorry hold on i'm just getting home you know that now there's a filter for facetime oh my god i think i did i think it did just like release dude that's what i'm saying the facetime it's hard too because they could perfect the lighting the makeup etc it's fucking hard i mean even i do that me too if i just have started dating a guy and he's like let's facetime i'm gonna be like oh my god give me five minutes yeah exactly so maybe catch them off guard call them be like yo i need to talk to you and they're like getting 4 a.m yes four days time them over and over and over again be like it's an emergency i need you to do right now and she's like can we just talk on the phone he's like no i need your face i need to see your

face she's got her pimple cream on that's probably when you'll like her the most yeah the catfishing shit is just unreal in college i got a little rowdy with the fucking photoshop okay i was so oblivious it's one of those stages in my social media career where i didn't have a fucking career so i was just putting out shit i'm like oh i would come back from a game quickly edit something and put it out and it was trash like i know my friends tried to tell me and i'd be like no no it's fine it's fine like i went through it guys i was a fucking firsthand and then alex walks into a room and she looks like a goddamn dumpster fire literally trash and you're like you're trash bitch you're not gold so it was like i learned really quickly because i was like wow like it's not that i was insecure about my face but i was

even changing the way my fucking eyes look well sometimes oh yeah you get a little crazy it's terrifying anytime you see a girl that's hot on instagram she's fucking ugly and that's all i have to say we're all fucking hideous and we just got to accept it god i like like when girls post and they have a fucking blemish now i know because then you actually must actually you know what that's actually probably really smart too because then i bet every single girl then from then on out thinks oh that bitch never fucking fixes her photos like if you post one picture with a little blemish everyone's gonna be like she doesn't fix her i'm picture with a little blemish, everyone's going to be like, she doesn't fix her. I'm going to Photoshop a blemish onto my face.

Oh, Jesus Christ. This is what we've talked about in the past. If you are a five and you're trying to fucking front that you're an eight on Instagram, you better be fucking showing up to that guy's place and with your friend. That's a five too, because we've said it in the past, 5 plus 5 equals 10. And you will be doing a threesome and act accordingly

to your number. Exactly, because you're a 10. But if you show up just by yourself as a 5, no, no, no. Pick up your buddy old pal that's a 5. You better stop by your friend's house on the way. Hopefully she's a 4, so you can be a nine.

And even if you fucking have to tag team that boy. Tag team that man. Even if you have to fucking sling a three. Just get it done somehow. But don't show up there with just five and split in five. No. No. We just, people just need to be more authentic.

And hold yourself accountable. If you're going to do like a little something here and there, a little nip tuck, that's fine. But don't have some double D's and a Kardashian ass. No. And fucking huge lips. And your eyes are brown in person, but all of a sudden they're blue on Instagram. And you're a fucking brunette and you show up and you're a blonde.

It's like, what? It's just, stop it. Where, what the? It's bad. It's gotten so bad it's got unbelievable guys make sure you're taking the precautionary steps and fucking protect yourselves out there because these catfishers are fucking catfish everywhere everywhere i'm looking at you right now i'm totally different person when i see you in person. Chalky. All right, motherfuckers, listen up.

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and then you're gone and you're fucking drunk for free bitches i love it fuck all those airlines they fucked us all over enough we deserve this well i think we've done our fair share of fucking over an airline oh true what we may have faked a death i don't know we faked our fake grandfather's death r.i.p okay wow we sound fucked up okay the gym yeah the gym so alex and i have not entered a gym for a while that's not the point of this that's not the point of this topic so fuck you but i just want to put that out there thank you for reminding me um the gym guys the gym is terrifying for multiple reasons yep it is and one of them is men walk around with a hard-on, masturbating on the elliptical, watching my butt bounce up and down on the stair step for... I don't even know.

It just came out of my mouth. Oh, my God. I don't know if that's ever actually really fucking happened, but that was a really good amount of personal experience. Okay. He's masturbating. Okay. So, yeah.

Ejaculating on to the fucking treadmill. He runs to the water fountain. He like quickly comes in the water fountain. Why the water fountain? Oh my God. I don't know because it has like a drain. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. So anyways, so guys are fucking get horny when they're at the gym and they see girls doing fucking squats and bending over and gyrating on the air. And it's just, it's a fucking horny place. It is. And it sucks because for girls, we are on the other side where it's like it's a it's a fucking horny place it is and it sucks because for girls we are on the other side where it's like i want to go to the fucking gym and not have to fucking worry

about a guy there and the fucked up thing too about the gym is that a lot of guys because i always ask milf hunter and he's like i fucking love when like even if she's not that hot but like a bitch walks into the gym and she's like okay looking i get extra motivated to like work harder for me if i see a really hot guy i can't like fully put myself into my workout so he wants to work out harder if he sees like a hot girl yeah oh god he wants to like impress and go harder on his reps and shit meanwhile i'm over here like no let me go take a break in the bathroom if a hot guy walks there i'm like oh god i guess i'll come back two hours later yeah yeah it's really it's insane so the thing though is i love how alex word is coming up with

excuses for why we don't go to the gym we're like i just can't do it because we're lazy we're lazy but but it is it's like a freaking fuck fest it's an eye fucking fest that is what it is the gym is an eye fucking fest and so this is the shitty thing. We always have guys specifically writing in and saying, I know it's taboo, but how can I approach a girl at the gym? Yeah. And this is a topic that is so needs to be done so carefully because you really should never be doing it.

I was going to say you really shouldn't approach a girl at the gym. Right. However. That's one of the worst places. It is. But if it is your future, if it is the mother of your children, the future mother of your children and you just need to do it. Yeah.

I understand. I understand. Listen, there are some times where it's like you just really want to fucking shoot your shot. Yeah. And so we're here to give you the most realistic do's and don'ts of when you could and when you shouldn't. The first, we're going to name three times you should absolutely not fucking ask and

go up and talk to a bitch. Yes. Number one, if this girl is in the middle of her fucking workout actually on a machine on a machine and there are beads of sweat coming down her face and she can barely breathe and it looks like she had the wind knocked out of her and her legs are trembling and she's about to drop the weight she's like i'm about like, I'm about to pass out. And you're like, hey, what's up? No, no, no. So number one, I would say if she's actually on a machine or in the middle of a lift.

That happened to you the other week. Someone came up to you. Sophia was kicking her leg. Sophia's on the ground. Yes. And a man comes up to her and she's like kicking through the air trying to get her ass tight. And this man like bends down. He literally crouched down.

It's like, what are you doing? I was like, why is your face lining up with my face on the ground? Are you doing these kicks too? Insane. Then the other one, so that's one, is when you're on a machine or you're actually lifting or doing an exercise. And then the second one you just mentioned is if she is sweating her fucking ass off, like drenched, literally heavy drenched disgusting and she's like trying to like breathe normally again no girl wants to talk to a guy when she's actually like in drenched in all her sweat

and then the third one i would say because i've done this sometimes i go into the gym in like some different outfits but if you see a girl and she's at the gym with her fucking hoodie over her head and her beats on her ears and she's like grinding it out yeah you should not fucking go up to her because she like she does not time have time for the bullshit like she will not respect you if you go up to her that girl is trying to get the best fucking workout of her life right and feminists are gonna be upset and they're gonna be mad at me it's fine. There are some girls that go to the gym and they look more approachable by what they're fucking wearing. Yeah, they do.

They have a sports bra and little tiny biker shorts. And they're like, no makeup when they snap, but they have makeup on. And they have makeup on. But so, okay, so now, now, now, now, now, the times that we are going to try to tell you and do it sparingly, folks, when you can approach a girl at the gym. Number one. Uh-huh. While the girl is at the water fountain.

Okay? The water fountain is a fucking amazing opportunity for you because it's like the dating hole for animals. What is that? A watering hole. It's the dating hole. Oh, my God. Do you know what I mean? Where like the dating hole for animals what is that a watering hole it's the dating oh my god really where all the animals come together absolutely it's like a mutual spot where everyone's taking a break exactly she's taking a break and she is obviously like has calmed down from her fucking workout right now you're gonna say what the fuck would i say first and foremost eye contact at the gym is your basically your

first hello to someone so if you're at the water fountain and you both are standing there eye contact okay that is huge that is your initial perfect opportunity to let her know you you're alive yeah you're breathing and you exist number two i think for me personally when i'm walking to and from my car oh like leaving the gym some people could take that as a little creepy like he's following you out no but when you're leaving for real when i'm leaving the gym if he kind of if he runs outside and he's just like hey i didn't want to bother you during your workout but i think you're gorgeous yes or whatever okay no you're like guys i know i'm gorgeous stop like literally but i think did're gorgeous yes or whatever okay no you're like guys i know i'm gorgeous

stop like literally but i think did you see my reps in there but i fucking sweating my ass off fucking bitch is skinny skinny bitch but i think that would be the best opportunity okay that is so fucking true because i think i always i've had some guy that like awkwardly kind of ran into me when we were both leaving and he like held the door and he's like oh fuck sorry and then like we both like laughed it off and then he eventually was like oh hey like I've seen you around like obviously never want to interrupt you when you're working out but like I would love to get to know you like I figure like we probably live around the same area since we go to the same gym and I'm like okay yes this is

fucking cool that's the key is you need to keep it so fucking short so fucking that's where guys shoot themselves in the foot is when they're trying to be like oh so like do you live around here no question how long if a guy tries to talk to me about like pre-workout and like if i'm on like a protein regimen a protein shake and like how often you drink in there or when they're like so what what's your schedule like your gym schedule oh die die bye so play it fucking cool i think one of the last things is when she is waiting for a machine this is one of the most unbothered times i would be. I'm bored. I'm waiting for the machine. I'm standing around.

I'm like just waiting. And this is huge because I think there's a couple things you could say. One, if you hit them with the fucking number on the paper. Well, yes. I was going to say because I would prefer the conversation to be so short. Yep. A guy came up to me and he was trying to do the whole like, put your number in my phone. Or do this.

And I'm like sitting there sweating. Trying to get on the stair master. And I'm like self-conscious about what I look like. Fuck no. Because that's a huge thing. So huge. You know? I think that could be great is if he hands you a piece of paper.

Yep. With his number and he's like, I didn't want to bother you during your workout. I think you're beautiful. I would love to get to know you more. Like, here's my number. No pressure. Enjoy the rest of your workout. Oh, and then if she says nothing, it's like, oh, thank you.

And then walk away. Yes. That would so work on. Yes. I think that's one of the best ones. And that automatically goes back to what i've said before is putting sex completely out of your mind because you're just like continue doing what you're doing like there's just something sexual about when you're working out in the gym sweating looking the way you do

and you're like fucking have your ass up in the air like trying to do shit and then a guy still thinks you look good and comes over and says you're beautiful. You automatically feel like they're like a predator. Yes. You know? Yes. Yeah. So listen, guys, if you're getting anything from this,

that could be huge. Your name, your number, you walk up, hey. And I think also addressing. Yeah. Head first, hey, this is, I know you're not supposed to come up to girls at the gym.

Yeah, make a joke about it make a joke oh hey I hate that I'm doing this but I want to give you my number I think you're super gorgeous and enjoy the rest of your workout but like if you want hit me up like let's get grabbed dinner sometime I think that's so mature and so hot that's just that's just the tea. I just remembered something. I, when I was living in Utah, I was, um, working out at the gym. Shocking. Yeah. Whoa. And I was doing that workout when you're on all fours and you do like the fire guys, I

was on all fours at the gym, but I was doing like the fire hydrant. Oh yeah. That's a sexual one. And I caught a guy filming me on his phone. No. Yes. And I went in guy filming me on his phone. No. Yes, and I went and reported it, and they were like, oh my gosh, we're so sorry. This isn't the first time he's done this. Ew.

Dude, whenever I do that thing, I always try to position my body so that my vagina and my ass are towards a wall. Yeah, me too. Because it gives me anxiety. People, for some reason, like the creepers out there, think that the gym is like an open invitation to be a creep. Especially if you're wearing like gray leggings. Your vagina is like literally outlawed.

Wow. I'm so sorry. Because we're talking about guys hitting on girls and trying to get their number. Yes. I need to address this. Okay. The men that it's like a Dr. Jyll mr hyde situation okay they go up to you they approach you and they are like you are beautiful can i get your number can i take you out yes and you shut it

down and you say no oh my god and two seconds later they are like you are a disgusting whore you're not even hot you're literally not even hot um go die it's like dude that time at avenue so oh my god my god sophie and i were at the nightclub there was this guy sitting next to me he was kind of talking to me i was just not feeling it like wasn't really attracted to him and i was just like not in the mood and he kept trying trying trying ask for your number ask for my number i put i was so polite i was like oh like i'm so sorry like i'm actually seeing someone like i lied and i was like i'm actually seeing someone he went from literally saying oh you gorgeous you gorgeous to like you're a fucking slut anyways you're not even fucking hot and i was like and he literally

he stood up yes and like went to the other side of the table he made his friend switch seats with me to go to the other side for me guys if you are a guy it is so unattractive if all of a sudden one minute you want to fucking marry me and the next minute you can't even look at me because i'm disgusting horse knock it off knock it the fuck off knock it off if get rejected, take it as a fucking man. Grow some fucking balls. Yes. And move on with your life.

Jesus Christ. That shit needs to stop. It's so embarrassing. And you look so dumb when you do it. Like how fast they flip. Oh my God. Get the fuck out. Seriously.

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Sex, bitches. So, dirty talk. Dirty talk. There is this game that you can play. Oh, I love games. Okay. Okay. If you are a man and you're hooking up with a girl.

Okay. There is this thing you can do, and correct me if I'm wrong, where you play this game with a girl and you tell her to not come. So fucking hot. Have you ever had a guy do that? I actually only have ever had one guy, which I'm upset that the other ones are falling short. Yes.

But I've had a guy do it so fucking hot. People are like, what the hell are you talking about? Let me explain it. Okay. This can be during sex, oral, or you're just touching her. But while you're doing this, okay, and she's feeling great, you're going to tell her that she is not allowed to come. Yeah. That's the main thing.

So hot. You can also add lines like, i'm just touching you to get you really wet but you're not allowed to come yeah i'm going to stop right before you're about to come it does this thing to a girl it's like mental gymnastics where i think girls put girls put so much pressure on themselves to have an orgasm and it's already so hard and they get so in their head about it. Yes. This like takes the pressure off.

Yeah. And then it's really fucking hot because it's like they're teasing you. Yes. And there's just something about it and it flips the switch in your brain. And I swear to God, it like will make a girl cum. I'm not even kidding. Dude, I know that one of the guys you're hooking up with recently has been doing this to you

and every fucking time this bitch comes home in the morning, she's really fucking happy. She's really happy and I'm like, what? He's giving you the good dick, but he's also playing fucking games like this. It's so fucking hot. Yes, there's something about it. Yeah, like guys be eating her out and if

she starts to like moan a little bit more and she's shaking yes be like no you're not allowed to come but you're not gonna come until like i say you're allowed to yeah yeah it's so fucking hot literally i you can say like when she starts moaning a little bit louder and you can tell like she's getting really excited say no yeah no no no no and like I swear to god it like makes the girl one excited yeah so I think this is something that um I've done to guys and I love that you brought up because it guys can do it to girls too so for girls now you can also do this to your man when you're giving him a blow job I would say you should refrain from doing it while you're having sex with a guy. Because I do think you can fucking say, come to a guy.

Don't come. Come in the plant. Come on the fucking floor, on the ceiling. It doesn't matter. And they're going to come. The amount of times I'm like, fuck, babe, don't come. He comes. And I'm like, oh, that was fun.

It's a little bit different, but it can work. So a blow job so um actually i was talking to milf hunter and he said a girl would that he was hooking up with would stop giving him head when he would say don't stop i'm about to come because a lot of i also love when guys are vocal about when they're gonna come like i personally love it especially when you're giving head you should be doing should. You shouldn't just surprise her with fucking a cupcake in her mouth. Like, fuck no. Frosting.

Frosting. Sorry. There you go. So he would say she would be going down. She'd be giving me head. And right when I would like put my hand on the back of her head, be like, don't stop. I'm going to come. She would pull off his dick and she would rub his dick on her cheek and all over her lips while telling him

no not yet i want to keep sucking let me let me choke on it more wow milf hunter said she was so fucking good at it that when it was finally time that she let him come the result was the most fucking explosive cum shot he's ever fucking had he was like i completely missed this bitch's face the whole fucking knot shot over her forehead it was like a fucking mortar strike it literally like ding dongs like it hit the window and then it hit the floor and then it was on the fucking dry it was like whoa that's amazing so girls i think that's such a great thing for you to do is teasing a guy when you're giving him head and he's like, oh, fuck, babe, I'm about to come. And you get off and just licking and wiping it on your face.

That's fucking hard. That is so hard. The teasing. We always talk about teasing foreplay. Teasing is huge. So huge. And you can do it in the middle of fucking sex. I want to add, when you're doing this to a girl and you're saying you're not allowed to come um i'm gonna stop

like right before what you can also do is it doesn't work for sex really okay but for oral and then if you're touching her actually stop oh so like if so if you're like rubbing her clit do it and if she starts moaning moaning mo you can stop. And she's like almost there. And you like stop. What do you suggest they do? Should they like literally completely stop? Yes. Or like kiss her thigh?

No, no, no. Completely stop and just like hold your hand there or you can take your hand off. And just for a few seconds and then keep going. So hot. And you can keep doing that. And like that girl's orgasm is going to be insane. It's going to be so much fucking harder and stronger. Yes.

It's such a good little trick. I think it's similar. Like guys do. What is it called? Oh, edging. Edging. Yes. Guys do it all the time when they're jacking off.

They'll like go to a certain point and right when they feel like they're going to come, they'll stop and they'll do something else for a fucking couple minutes. Yeah. They'll fucking wash the dishes. Yeah. And then they'll keep going. Yeah. It's a better orgasm. This is similar. So like you're rubbing her clit yep and she's like getting super

it's getting intense stop for a few seconds and then keep going stop keep going like it drives her crazy guys need to start doing this way more there are not enough fucking guys out there Tease. Tease that clip. Teasinga. Teasinga. Three syllable word. Teasinga. So, I think in the spirit of talking about Mill Hunter shooting his jizz across the room 15 feet away, there's a topic I want to bring up that's kind of fun. Okay. And it's kind of clever. I'm looking at Alex's face right now.

I'm like smiling ear to ear. There are different ways that cum comes out of a guy's penis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I've seen it all. My God.

So listen, there's different ways. And every girl has probably seen it, but you never have been able to like really think about it in terms of like vocabulary. So get out your pen and paper, stop your car, swerve off the road. You know the drill. I think this vocabulary is like a call her daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think you could open up a Webster's dictionary and find this.

And it's not going to be there. We should get on urban with this one so the first way that is one of the best ways guys feel and what i just explained as milf hunter did was the one it's a one cum shot and we're gonna call it the confetti cum shot okay okay it is a burst and it just fucking explosion and it just goes somewhere it looks like a fucking firecracker in the air like it just bursts it shoots out everywhere cum goes like everywhere it's a safety hazard yes like it could it could paralyze those fucking eye gets taken out you don't know it's like when and then it's manageable uncontrollable it's like when you're getting up in the morning the next day and leaving or that

night you're leaving and you're walking past her fucking dresser and on the second fucking drawer you see jizz and you're like haha attaboy or it's like on the lamppost oh yeah like this shit goes oh yeah fucking flying like you gotta call the lady that cleans your house and be like, deep clean. Deep clean, bitch. Deep clean this week. Because I just confetti cum shot out of my fucking wiener hole. Wiener. So that's the first one.

And we've all had that where all of a sudden a guy comes so fucking hard. You're like, holy fuck. Yeah. Now, when that usually happens is I would say, one, it usually happens when a guy hasn't been jerking off a lot. So he's just for the first time. Pent up. There's a lot of pent up aggression in his wiener. And he's got a lot of fucking cum stored up there and needs to release it.

So that's the first one is just hasn't been jacking off. So when he does fuck, he's fucking like a confetti fucking crazy person. Beautiful. Beautiful. Two is when if they try something new or someone new in the bedroom. So say this girl brings out this crazy new move that this guy has never fucking felt. I still need to talk about that one move I did to my boyfriend in the bathroom. Oh, my God. I was cheating on him because he was like, where did you learn that? Win, win.

Win, win. Let him think you're cheating so that and that's another one where it's like they try something new and it's a fucking confetti shot because you least expect and it's like whoa number two this is called the warning shot oh we're so annoying this sounds like warfare the warning okay so it's a little burst will come and then the big burst will come out right after oh my god you know oh my god it's like what was that noise dude it's like okay to explain it to anyone that doesn't know we're talking about, it's like- Oh, they know. Oh, they know.

They know. About the warning shot. Because you're getting that dick every week. You're saying it all the time. No, this is when, it's like if a little kid came running around the corner and was like, it's coming, it's coming. And then all of a sudden the fucking Hulk blows through. So it's like you get a little warning, like beep, beep, beep.

And then all of a sudden it's like, boom. Okay, so a little sperm comes out and then the gusher. Ew. So it's smaller and then big. I've never felt more like a man. It's a giant glob of cum coming right at you, Stacey. Get ready. Get your goggles.

Get your goggles, Stacey. Okay, and then the third one is the follow the leader cum shot okay this is the opposite of the warning shot and it's probably i would say the most common of the three and it's the most predictable so it's first like it's a pretty big cum shot that comes out and then slowly just more starts lightly trickling out after he's done his big one. So like a big one comes out and then like a 60 percent, a 40 percent, a 20 percent. But this one doesn't shoot out, right? This one kind of just globs out. It can come.

It can kind of be both. But the amount that comes out then slowly just a little bit by a little bit comes out. So I've had this a lot of times. Like if you're sucking. This has come out of my penis you don't need to throw yourself under the bus i do have collar daddy i need to give you guys you're like so this happens to me on a regular basis this happened to me last night um no but this happens a lot if you are sucking dick and if a guy gets a lot that comes in your mouth and you swallow and you're sucking on it and then if you get off his dick a lot of times guys and girls i don't think know this a lot a lot of times guys fucking love it when a bitch will make sure to get like all of it up so you should be straight up

like lightly licking the tip of his dick and like taking those extra little like 10 percenters that keep kind of like coming out for a little bit and wipe it up because it's like you did all the fucking work right you went that fucking far yeah finish it off finish it so it's a big one and then the little so what which one of those is the one where it just like blobs out there's no shooting motion yeah yeah so i've spilled out of the wiener it's literally like a glump yeah i don't even know what's the word, but it's a glump. It's like a plump. Is that the second one? I would, no.

So I would say that that is the follow the leader. Cause it's, it's a, it's a glob that comes out and then it's just like a little light trickle after where the warning shot is very little. And then all of a sudden, boom, fucking boom. Okay. Fucking coming right in. And then the first one is all of it at the same time all over your room all over your dog all over your house all over your walls all over your socks all

over it made it all the way to the kitchen we don't know how in the neighbor's house like where'd that go it's on your car as you're getting in there in the morning you're like whoa get the windshield wipers going and get my cum off my fucking windshield like this shit goes far i think this is fun because girls i feel like don't pay attention to this shit and now i feel like every girl start paying attention oh yeah was it a confetti shot was it a warning shot was it a follow the leader shot i love that all right questions questions of the week questions of the week. Questions of the week. Oui, oui, oui. Ok.

Ratatouille. Ratatouille. All right. Let's get popping up in this bitch. All right. This person wrote in and said, okay, guys, here you go. The other week I was fucking this guy I'd met at the club.

All is going fine. The clurb. The clurb. I will never say it again. Hanging out at the clurb. I was fucking this guy I'd met at the club. All is going fine the clurb the clurb i will never say hanging out at the clurb i was fucking this guy and met at the club all is going fine i'm hitting that dick reverse cowgirl yeehaw okay anyways i look down to the bottom of the bed and at the foot of the bed i see the silhouette of a person what the fuck right i try and convince myself it's a helmet and a jacket and continue writing for another minute

until the fucking person on all fours no crawls backwards out of the room what i jump up and tell the dude what i had just seen and he tries to convince me that it's normal for guys to come in and watch their buddies fuck a girl no it. So it was his fucking roommate. No, no, no. WTF, right? No, no, hold on. When I read that. No, I just got like creeped out. I got like a little. I automatically was thinking the exorcism of Emily Rose or whatever.

Dude, but actually. And they like crawl. Backwards. Yeah. The fucking exorcism. The ring. Can you imagine if you're hooking up with a guy. And you see him.

And you think you see a figure. And then all of a sudden you see someone crawl out on all fours out of the room? No. Terrifying. Dude, I would start like crying. I would too. I would freak the fuck out. I would be terrified.

Terrified. We've talked about roommates listening in or wanting to watch. Oh my God. That's not fucking normal. Also, that's not consensual. Like that girl doesn't know the guy's in the fucking room. No. That's fucking creepy. That is so creepy's not consensual. Like that girl doesn't know the guy's in the fucking room. No. That's fucking creepy.

That is so creepy. And then he's crawling backwards out of the room. Oh my God. Dude, this like gave me chills. Get the fuck out of here. Scary. All right. This one is kind of fucking legendary.

Okay. Let's get ready for this. I'm ready. A Daddy Gang member wrote in and said, Once upon a time when I was silly and a young college freshman, I thought that it would be a great idea to finally give in to my ex and give him the butthole after months of begging. Give him the butthole.

Fuck. Of course, I was sloppy, drunk, and unprepared. He tried over and over again to get his dick in my asshole, and it just was not happening without lube, obviously. I told him to go to the bathroom and just to rub lotion all over his dick he comes back with his dick all slippery and finally shoves it in to say that i saw stars was an understatement i started screaming and crying it burns it burns take it out and then I asked him why it smelled like Pantene shampoo. No.

This fucking fool said shampoo was the first thing he found and thought it would be slippery enough. I then proceed to run to the bathroom and explosively push out hundreds of bubbles from my asshole. I sat on the toilet forever crying as Pantene Pro V Bubbles poured out of my asshole. He kept knocking on the door begging for forgiveness. For hours, I continued to fart bubbles out. No. Let's just say it was definitely the cleanest my asshole has ever been. And that, ladies, was the last time I gave him the butt.

Took me three years to build the courage to try anal again. This girl was farting bubbles? Bubbles! Pantene Vibro, what? What? She's like, oh, no. The fact that this guy picked shampoo, put it on his dick, and fucked her in the ass. And it's all in her.

She's got bubbles pouring out of her butthole. I'm speechless, but I kind of love it. Can you imagine that being your butthole? like literally bubbles bubbles you're like savage savage all out of your butt i mean good for you girl that you didn't give it to him again you waited i would be scarred too i mean yeah i've had a similar experience we can talk about another episode but next this person just had a quick tip that i wanted to read i love these they said hello daddy can you please tell people to stop putting fucking prom pictures on tinder or their dating profiles like you're fucking 25 let it go oh my god are people really posting like prom shit what knock it off if you're doing that knock i actually think i have seen this i think i've

seen guys actually because guys don't have pictures they like use the shit that they can i think i've actually seen somewhere like the guys in it and he like cropped the girl but you can kind of still see her hair yes and you're like bitch yes i know what you're up to exactly that's so embarrassing it's gotta stop guys no pictures unless you're in fucking high school yes or like you went to a formal in college no no no that's not what any fucking girl wants to see or guy wants to see. No. All right. Here we go.

Oh, God. Everyone, this is something that's like a little, it's a little raunchy. If you guys want to fast forward through this, you can. It gets a little graphic, so just bear with me. But I wanted to read it because it has to do with uncircumcised dicks. All right. And we don't really talk about those. We should talk about them.

Okay. I'm here to share my first blowjob story. And it's just not any blowjob story. My boyfriend in high school was European. So as you can guess, he was uncircumcised. Nothing against guys with uncircumcised dicks, by the way. So anyways, I'm about to give him this blowjob, and the nerves were rising. My mouth is just about to connect with the head,

and as I do this, he pulls the foreskin down. As he pulls it down and my mouth connects, the unthinkable happens. No, I'm freaking out. The pulling of the foreskin. The pulling of the foreskin down was apparently done aggressively because the next thing i know my mouth is full of penis blood no i run to the bathroom with dick blood running out of my mouth as i'm standing over the toilet dry heaving my boyfriend runs in

and is screaming for me to get out the next thing i know i'm driving him and his mom to the fucking hospital to make sure his dick wasn't broken long story short it took me a long time to let a penis anywhere near my mouth again love you daddies i am shaking dude that is so fucking rough that is terrifying it's and the fact that that was her first fucking blow job oh my god she gets blood all in her mouth her first blow job i would never want to give a blow job again that is terrifying that's so scary and i feel bad because i do know like sometimes uncircumcised dicks like sometimes if people don't clean them or something like shit can get in there and it's, it's a recipe for disaster.

But this specifically, I guess he yanked it too hard. Well, Alex, it's really interesting that you have a really graphic one because I have an extremely graphic one as well. All right. So guys, people will probably never listen to another episode again. Bear with us, daddies. We're just sharing. Well, these are the daddies writing in. So we're sharing these.

Bear with us. Alex, we talk about how you can use everything for lube. Absolutely. Right? Throw up as lube. Spit. Blood, I guess. Fuck.

Fuck. Okay. Yes. Your tears. Tears as lube. If you're crying and you're very upset, you can use that as lube. Yeah, or if you're just choking so far down on that dick that the tears are coming. Yep.

Okay. This girl wrote in, and she said, hey, hey girls, listening to the pod and you guys said you can use anything for lube, you can't. This girl from my high school had a problem with staying wet. Her and her boyfriend ran out of lube and decided to use mayo as fucking lube. Get the fuck out of here. Two weeks, she had this strong smell coming from her vagina no shit your vagina's a sandwich goes to the shit on the internet that people are like you guys

are making that up someone wrote that in i i didn't make that up when we say you can use everything for lube people come on come on mayo mayo and ketchup serve yourself up a nice fucking ham sandwich no i'm so sorry i'm shocked like i don't know what to say i wanted to cry if there were maggots in my vagina oh i can't oh my god dude you know what terrifying yeah there i guess there is a fucking guys don't use mayo you don't want a fucking infestation in your labia okay dear god disgusting oh my god i'm like shivering all right next one let's we have like a nice one. Oh, I have a funny one. Here we go. Oh, hello, motherfuckers.

I have a story for you, daddies. My ex was an insecure piece of shit. So was mine, girlfriend. And would constantly make me Snapchat him to prove where I was at. Classic. Classic. So I'm driving home after a long day of work and he loses his shit on me and asks me to Snapchat him to prove that I'm actually driving and not on my way to fuck 100,000 men. I don't want to fight with this psychopath at this point.

So I snapped him a video of me driving with the caption, you're a fucking psycho. I guess Don't Hurt Yourself by Beyonce was playing in the background on my car radio because the next thing you fucking know, he shazams the song, screenshots the lyrics, and then sends them back to me with the lyrics circled of, you can watch my fat ass twist boy as I bounce to the next dick boy. He circled those lyrics in red and then he blows up my phone saying that I'm on my way to bounce on some guy's dick simply because I was listening to a fucking song. Like what the actual fuck.

The hilarious thing was that he was actually fucking another girl and her name was Alyssa and that's my name and it was behind my back and I didn't even know typical typical okay fuck there's layers here there's layers here this is hilarious when someone is so insecure and constantly blaming you for cheating good chance they're cheating 100% being shady usually we need to talk about that in episode we do the fact that he went and looked up the lyrics to the song. While I twist up and down on that boy's dick. Like, shut the fuck up. That's actually incredible.

He's like, why are you listening to that song? Are you getting ready for a dick appointment? She's like, oh my God. Next level psycho. Dude, that is. I'm fucking psycho and I wouldn't even do that shit. I wouldn't look up the lyrics to a song that's playing in his car. Absolutely not. Dude, yeah, that's a huge red up the lyrics to a song that's playing in his car. Absolutely not.

Dude, yeah, that's a huge red flag if he's that psycho that he's cheating. Yeah. And then, look, he's cheating. She found out later. Wow. Fucking typical pieces of shit. Fuck you. Okay.

This person wrote in. Okay. And they said, hey, just listen to podcast number nine. It was a great one. That's where we talk about the cooch gobbler. Okay. Fuck yes. He said, I've noticed that girls love it when you start making out with her clit.

Really stimulates from experience. Heads up for all the dudes out there. Love this. So true. Oh my God. So true. Whoever you are, you're a guardian angel. Thank you.

You really are. A mother Teresa. Mother fucking Teresa. A fucking Dalai Lama. To your God. Okay. You really are. A mother Teresa. Mother fucking Teresa. A fucking Dalai Lama. To your God. Okay? The thing is, is, like, sometimes people, guys will go down on a girl and, like, just use their tongue and just the tip of it. And get, like, a little too slobbery and, like.

Yeah. If you, like, get your lips involved, like, and make out with her vagina, it feels amazing. It's so much better. And a lot of guys don't know that. Because I think, that's the whole thing we always talk about. And I get it. Because the vagina is complicated for guys but guys like i always say like whenever i think about giving head you have to envision you have a fucking dick and like what would feel good guys if you see that thing like what would feel good even on the tip of your dick

yeah it feels good when a girl kind of makes out with it and like tongues it a little yeah same fucking thing for the clit you just gotta think about it and like oversaturate it with feelings, but don't get so fucking sloppy with your tongue flapping around. Yeah. Cause then it's like, what are you doing? Yeah. Mix it up. I think that's a great point.

You should mix it up. Use the tongue. Do the figure eight. Do all the stuff we talked about on the cooch gobbler. Do the hummingbird. And also make out with her clit. So fucking hot. That's huge.

Yes. Great point. Okay. I need help. Okay. It's literally. I know, Alex. I need actual help.

I know. This girl wrote the sirens. I need help. I went into my boyfriend's notes after listening to the last podcast when you guys said that if they're being sketchy, you can look in their notes app. So I went to his notes app and I found his fuck list which is totally normal to have one but there were numbers next to all of our names and it turns out that he has been counting how many times that we've had sex what the fuck do i do is this a stalker move we've been dating

for nine months and he's been counting the entire time 251 times and all the previous girlfriends too well first I'd like to say kudos to him because 251 good for you buddy boy get it in however fucking creepy does this guy suffer from like obsessive compulsive disorder yeah I sent this to a couple of my guy friends to ask around and they were like as much as the biggest ego I can have and I have like my fuck list and shit. Like, no, I would never keep track of the amount of times I fucked a girl. That's so weird. I also would beg to say that a lot of guys don't have a fuck list.

I agree. Especially when they're older. I was going to say, I think they start with one. Yeah. And then a lot of times if they are fucking over like a hundred girls, then you just lose count. But obviously there are some guys that don't have a hundred. If they have like 20, then you can just remember them.

And I get it. I used to have a fuck list. I think it's in my house somewhere. I hope my mom doesn't find that. Hi mom. Um, but I, I think this is weird. Yeah. I would be creeped out.

I think that's weird too. Really creeped out. Okay. This person wrote in before call her daddy while researching how to better my sex game more so for to better her experience i read that if her socks stay on it will lead to a better oh what have you ever heard that if you keep socks on you'll have a better orgasm okay this is actually very interesting. Oh, my God.

Because I'm having – Are you about to hit me with something? I am. But I'm just realizing it now. Is that why you always wear fuzzy socks around the house? I'm constantly just having great orgasms. Okay. Okay.

One of the guys that I have really good sex with, the first time we ever had sex, I forgot to take off my fuzzy socks. And I had the best orgasm of my life. Are you serious? And I'm not kidding. I thought in turn, I was like, okay, maybe it's because he's just really good at fucking. Wow. Then, a lot of times with this guy, it's not on purpose because i always see the

memes like if they keep their socks on during sex they're the devil i don't mean to but sometimes my fuzzy socks just stay on uh-huh and i remember there are a couple times where he's called me out and been like mid fuck he's like why do you still have your socks on and i i always just forget with him and i have the best orgasm. Wait a second. Hold on. Wait a second. Maybe he's just really good at fucking me. I'm going to test this out. Okay.

I'm very interested. Me too. I'm going to try this and I'm going to report back because I am a goddamn journalist. You are. You're a journalist at the core. And that's what I'm going to do.

You're a martyr. I'm going out into the field and I'm trying this and I'm not joking. I'm really going to try it and report back. No, no, I think you should try it this week and the next episode let's remember to do it boom i'm gonna do it i'm so intrigued wait me too wow what the fuck wow because like why i don't know we'll

find out let me know i don't know i know you've got a dick appointment tomorrow get it in all right this one okay so like two years ago my boyfriend kissed my sister and I forgave him. Okay. There's more to the story too, which is like, wait, what? Okay. So my boyfriend kissed my sister. I forgave him, which was stupid as fuck. And we moved on from that.

I could never move on from that. No. No. Fuck no. A normal person couldn't. No, no. That's fucked. But okay.

To each his own whatever okay so you're moving on great about two weeks later i caught him and another girl in a in a car together so i followed him to where they were going and got out of the car and started screaming at them in the parking lot at a bookstore i straight up almost dragged the bitch out of his car by her hair and me and my girls were about to beat the fuck out of my boyfriend we didn't which i regret am i crazy for that love you daddies all right so love you too however she went directly for the girl the poor unfortunate soul the girl you need to i love you listen we love all of our daddies we're all we're trying to make all of you better but this is not good this is a little embarrassing because one and we've said it once and we'll say

it again most likely this girl didn't even know you were alive on this earth she didn't know you existed she doesn't know your name she doesn't even know he has a girlfriend and if she what if she did if you guys know each other most likely so feel what is what is the boyfriend telling this side bitch he told her that it was the craziest thing she had gotten hit by a car and you died that morning and died and when you show up to catch them in the act he's like oh my god her ghost is here like this like this man is gonna continue on with the lie right and what i thought you're about to say is let's say this girl did have an idea okay why does she owe you anything she has

no loyalty to you none none your fucking boyfriend does your boyfriend has the loyalty and told you that he was faithful to you and was going to be faithful. This bitch owes you nothing. Stop fucking going for the side pieces. It's insane when girls do this. It's embarrassing and it's like she owes you nothing. Yeah. And that's that. Yeah. And to go beat her ass before your boyfriend's, it's like, oh my God, she literally is like,

is this a random woman that's like on drugs and is like freaking out and wants to beat us up? Like what's going on? And also physical violence. Have I been there before? Of course. Have i gotten in a fight or two yes in my ratchet days but guys it's not a great look no it's not a good look it's not a good look okay oh daddies we love you we do love you we just gotta clean it up in a couple areas are you kidding me alex and i fuck up all the time no that we're all just learning.

This podcast is all of us learning and growing and becoming fucking savages and daddies together. Self-realization. Yes. Okay. It's like therapy for all of us, but also we go out and we're fucking badder bitches and fucking bigger savages with bigger dicks than we left before. So we love you guys.

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