Call Her Daddy - 33- Clits and Coke

Episode Date: May 1, 2019

Is it okay for people in relationships to like the opposite sex's pics on instagram? The girls are addressing the topic and introduce a psychotic way to see ALL of your partner's instagram activity. They also discuss an amazing way to dominate dating apps (that has worked for both of the girls), a serious criminal past involving the Fathers, and lastly a sex position that made a guy cry that involves girl-on-top and NO eye contact. PSA: Be careful of this new hack exposing all Facetune users. Its not what you think.

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy daddy gang it's call her daddy we're back it's we are back at it again for another episode we miss you guys yep it's been a hot minute. I miss them a lot. Wednesday, bitches. We are going to get into liking pictures on Instagram, specifically when it's your significant other liking pictures. Yep. But first, I need everyone to stop what they're doing and listen the fuck up because when alex told me this the other day

the amount of psychopath i thought she was she has surpassed all psychopath levels okay thank you sonar systems are up and running okay it's like dear god it is alex tell them tell them tell them tell them all right guys it's instagram instagram fake profiles people listen up I've got a little hack a little one a big one big one this is a fucking big boy the only hat get ready ladies and gentlemen all right so this is what you're gonna do if you want to catch your man or you just want to know what your man is up to at all times and guys you can do this too because I know guys are out there being crazy too you're gonna make a fake account now we've talked about fake accounts before you know you can stalk on fake accounts what's special about this fake account Alex because we all have them but this one in particular

this fake account uh-huh you are going to only follow said victim said victim and aka your boyfriend or aka your girlfriend and what this does is when you are on your fake account and you go to the activity page there is no one's activity on that page but fucking johnny who's been up to no fucking good for the past six months because this fucking timeline shows you 24 hours yeah an hour later then it's like a fucking week later you gotta see what your fucking boyfriend was doing six months ago on instagram this shit is insane insane you see any fucking type of activity they've done a comment a like a a follow. Anything. Insane.

And so it's literally just a fuck, it's like a mood board. You're just watching him as he makes his, it's like a trail. You just watch everything he's been doing and you get to fucking watch him like a motherfucking hawk and it is brilliant and it is beautiful and it's just the best thing that I've ever come up with. I mean, it is maybe the unhealthiest thing I've ever heard. It's so unhealthy, but goddamn. Oh my God, it can fuck you up. You just sit there, refresh, refresh.

Yeah. And then what you start doing is you go to each girl's page and then you stalk them. Oh, absolutely. And then you stalk them. It is so fucking crazy. But I promise you, girls, I have found so much shit. Because what happens on your real Instagram, in the activity page, shit gets lost. Oh.

Sometimes in the algorithm, like sometimes people just don't show up as much and other people's shit takes over. Oh, baby are not missing anything yeah anything nothing so every girl go make yourself a fake account only follow your boyfriend and refresh refresh refresh until you find something you don't fucking like sit that bitch down i love fucking people over it's dangerous but it's fucking gold who the fuck else on the internet is telling people to do this no one disgusting but amazing amazing amazing let's talk about instagram oh my god i feel like we're never there's just so fucking much content to talk about i mean that's all people do are you kidding me when i get on my phone and it's like you've

spent 12 hours today on instagram get out're like, no, I haven't. Like, get out of my face. So let's talk. So now that you're going to be seeing their activity for the last seven years and since they created an Instagram account, let's get into liking pics. Yes. Because there is so much fucking drama. Oh my God.

I'm not even dealing with drama about it and I'm like upset for all the people out there dealing with it. Yes. Because I've had to deal with it in the past. And it really is kind of an awkward situation. So the question is, is it okay for people in relationships to be liking the opposite sex's Instagram pictures? Or if you're gay, the same sex. Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like obviously the most common issue is girls that see their man liking other girls' pics. Yeah.

That's a huge one. But obviously girls are fucking shady too. I mean, hi, I'm looking at you. And it's like, hi. Boyfriends have written in saying that they see their girl liking some guy's pictures. Yeah. So let's talk about it. This Daddy Gang member wrote in.

Okay. And this was like a perfect example. Okay. She was like a perfect example okay she was like help i found out my boyfriend liked a current new post of another girl's picture on instagram and then in parentheses she put totally fine okay and i'm like girlfriend you are an angel because i would already have burned his house down i'm just kidding then she goes but also in the same moment, proceeded to go like two older posts. Is this a red flag?

How do I proceed? Do I let it go and stay sane or go psycho bitch on his ass? Go psycho bitch on his ass. Fucking dead. Throw him in the river. He's fucking done. Cut his limbs off. Chop his dick off.

He's fucking canceled. Fucking serve him up to rat poison and leave him to die, bitch. Fuck you. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. He's fucking canceled. Fucking serve him up to rat poison and leave him to die, bitch. Fuck you. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. He's done. No, no, no. Okay, this is my theory about this.

Okay. The situation she just brought up, he liked a picture, like she said was fine. The fact that he then went and liked two old pictures, me that is a calculated decision to go through her profile and to pick photos that he is very attracted to and with his wiener he's waving hello i want to be inside he is liking pictures with the tip of his dick is what with his boner this man has a full hard-on and he is trying to figure out which hole of hers he's going to penetrate. Yes, and maybe all of them at the same time somehow, I don't know, but he is

thinking with his wiener and he's double-tapping with his wiener and then he's going and trying to fuck this girl. Absolutely. If he's going to like, okay, anytime they're liking multiple pictures in a row, and then especially if they're old pictures, and then especially if it's a goddamn bikini

picture get the fuck out of here cheating cheating she is cheating you are already cheating which is fine already fuck which is okay yeah cheating's fine but not when it happens to you dude no i think in this situation liking the going and liking more old pictures and multiple i think that we've got to deem that behavior as the beginning stages of a potential intended fuck 100 absolutely the no guy is going around being like yes girl like hyping her up being like slay queen like fuck no he's trying to fuck he's trying to get his dick wet 100 the problem with this whole Instagram thing is it is almost near impossible to bring it up without seeming like a psycho. So, okay, so this is what I want to say.

If you guys are fuck buddies, if you're just having casual sex, if this man is not your boyfriend, if this girl is not your girlfriend, keep your goddamn mouth shut. Shut. What have we said in previous episodes? You never call them out never fucking call them out but that's when you're dealing with a fuck if you are not in a serious relationship yeah they owe you nothing and even if you're casually talking and you're like oh but we're getting close and we hang out every night bitch yeah okay david doesn't know you shit david can pork as many girls as you want you just you look butthurt and you just can't do it.

However. On the other hand, if they are your boyfriend. Or your girlfriend. You release the wrath of a thousand suns. And that's the thing is you kind of just by default sound crazy. I don't know why. It kind of sucks because I get sometimes guys are like, are you out of your fucking mind? You're being so crazy.

I double-tax a picture. Like, oh my God, here she comes again being psycho. And you're like, yeah, hi. Would you be okay if your boyfriend liked one girl's picture? Like a random girl you didn't know, random Instagirl. I would let it slide. Yes, same with me. But the second there was another picture like nope

that is absolutely 100 cheating and that's all i have to say about that no no no but i think more than one picture what's the point no what is the point no you're then going to her because what she didn't post them back to back you went to her profile yes and then you went and found another one that you likey likey. You went out of your way. Thinking with the penis. He's cheating. He's cheating. And it's just literally when someone asks you in your next relationship how the one before ended, you'll say he cheated on me.

And they're like, oh, my God, how'd you find out? I just went on Instagram. I saw he liked a girl's picture. Like, oh, they fucked. You're like, no, no, no. He liked your picture. He double tapped his second picture. So therefore he was cheating

no okay so okay so what if it's just one picture but it was a picture that the girl had posted like seven months ago no no no he went to her profile scrolled through no that's still not okay because you know what that is that's almost worse because think about it he's trying to not get caught no he's trying to get to know he's trying but he's he's trying to not get caught maybe but he's trying to get her attention because on her feed no one's liking that picture anymore so he immediately is seeing oh if i like an old that's what i've done yeah i'm gonna go to an old one that he's not getting notifications on anymore. So it will ring a little bell. Hi, I'm here. He's thinking with his penis. Okay. So that's, well, let me ask you, what if your boyfriend liked an Insta model or like a porn

stars picture on IG? How does that make your vagina feel? How does that make you feel? They're like wearing floss and their ass is like the whole picture yeah yeah yeah little pasties over the boobies okay this would not be i would be upset for different reasons i wouldn't be jealous i would be like i'm sure go try to fuck that person nice try but you are not fucking lisa ann no like riley reed is not sucking your dick you're left with me by default hi hello i promise you emily radikowski is not going to be like, oh, John from Kansas liked my picture. Better go slide into his DMs.

No. But I would be upset because I'd be like, you look like trash. Oh. And you look like a creep. And you look gross. Oh, that's a good one. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I feel like out of respect for yourself yeah boy i feel you little bitch no i feel like we're a little different on that i feel like i wouldn't care at really at all if i saw him liking a porn stars or um but it's just it's not a good it's not a good look i guess it's i guess it's what you said it's like bitch you are never fucking that you only have me so be grateful um yeah i think i would be okay with that what about if the guy has previously dated or fucked a girl he can never like their pictures again if you have been inside of someone or they have been inside of you yeah and you start dating a new person get the fuck out of here if you think'm going to be okay with you fucking going and liking that person's pictures. And fuck out of here with the bullshit of like, we're just close.

It gets complicated. Why are you close? No, I know. You've been very close before. I don't want you that close again. Get out of here. No, we need the opposite of close now. We need restraining orders, okay?

Back up, Becky. need the opposite of clothes now we need restraining orders okay yeah back up becky i dated a guy and he like stayed really good friends with all of his ex-girlfriends and shit those are so annoying and i would get so annoyed and he'd be like they're my friend and i'm like you know what once you start dating a new person you get rid of the riffraff i call them the riffraff they're out they're done the riffraff it's just wait i love that it. They're done. The riffraff. Yeah, it's just not a thing. Wait, I love that. It's like the people you've been with before. Yeah.

Get the fuck rid of the riffraff. They don't need to be in your life. And it's true. So I guess guys or girls, you should not be liking an old flames pic. Absolutely fucking not. What do you think? Would you be uncomfortable if like your boyfriend liked my bikini pic? Like low key down for a threesome.

Low key. Yeah. uncomfortable if like your boyfriend liked my bikini pic like low-key down for a reason low-key yeah okay i wouldn't be mad about a bikini picture of you just like on the fucking beach or something if you're like half naked in lingerie i'd kind of be like but then it's also weird because i expect my boyfriend to be supportive to be friends with you and so then it's almost weird they're liking every single picture and then you post one with your tits out and they're like, he's like, I can't like that one. Yeah. What about you? I think if I'm wearing like a, what if it's a, just a picture of my ass in a bikini? I think with you, absolutely hype her up. But you know, everyone's got those shady friends where like you can't really trust them sometimes. And you think of, Oh, if she gets a little alcohol in her and she's out with my boyfriend, God only knows she's

going to try to go down for that dick. So I think it depends on what friend it is. But I also think when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, like you kind of make clear who those friends are. So a you, of course, he's going to like every picture of you. Because whoever's dating me is dating you and they need to just be liking all of the pictures. That's true.

Because if like you're out for the count one night, you're really sick. Like I'm going to jump in and I'll help them out. Absolutely. Teamwork makes the dream work, baby. Yes. Okay. What about actually, what were we talking about? We said that we heard, we remember a story a girl wrote in and she was just saying like

she walked in on her boyfriend jacking off to girls he used to fuck on Instagram. He was looking at girls he used to fuck on instagram he was he was looking at girls he used to fuck he was going and looking at their instagram profiles not even their news and this girl said she caught him jacking off to it a has this guy never seen porn yeah hold on we need to introduce this this little poor boy to porn yeah what are the other porn sites? I don't know, but what the, why the fuck? How could,

and she said they, oh my God, and she said it wasn't even like slutty pics or bikini pics. And I'm like, so this guy is actually fucking jacking off to a picture of a girl

in jeans and a shirt sitting on a fucking swing at the park. What? How? Wait, wait, wait. Why? Also, I, wait. Why? Also, I have a different question.

How did she catch him looking at all these pictures? She's like hiding up above in like the fucking loft and watching him. She like walks in on him jacking off and like is like the first thing she says is like, hand me your phone. Give me your phone. Yeah. Hand it over. I't know i think that's weird i it is hard to bring up the liking pictures without sounding like a psychopath but honestly if you're dating sound like a psychopath yeah i think this didn't you have a situation where you guys had to like it was actually really interesting

i was just about to say that um one of my exes we and it wasn't because we were either being crazy he came up with this idea he was like why don't we just alleviate the stress and i will not like the opposite sex's pictures on instagram and you never like that either and i was like oh okay unless it's like your friends my friends are like a couple that we know you guys had a very public relationship that's true that changes it like if he Like if you would have liked something, it would have been fucking thrown up on Twitter. That's true. A girl going into a relationship. Tell me how this sounds.

Okay. And being like, babe, um, let's just like set the rules now. So neither of us get our feelings hurt. Let's just make sure we don't like the opposite sexes. Pigs are going to be like, you are psyched. I think if you're in like a regular psycho. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. If you're in like a regular relationship, let them fuck up and then get mad. That's true.

No, you're right. My situation was different because you're right. Like I was like, we were nervous that it was going to go like on the fucking news. I think it is crazy to bring it up. You're right. Bring it up once it fucking happens. Right. Guys, Instagram liking isn't difficult.

Instagram, honestly, anytime you're dating a guy they need to just delete their instagram profile you're right deactivate because if they have an instagram they're cheating by nature 100 if you have instagram you're cheating you have to have them deactivate their account and that's it and the only way that's how you're gonna solve the liking pictures issue there you go call her down they're deleting their profile and all social media but if not you guys obviously back to what we said earlier start making your fake account and goddamn watch that activity flow in and out every day it's so messed up it's so fucking fun it's amazing it's alex's favorite pastime i'll put it that way she's on that profile more than her own. Woo!

Okay. Before we move on, I have a real, real issue with something else happening on Instagram. All right. Guys, Instagram, it's like I spend 12 hours a day on there, so I can't help but have, you know, a list of grievances. Sweetie, don't apologize. Of course. Of course. This is for people that are expecting a child okay which we are not

thankfully which i hope and pray every month every month it's a different you know a little scare here and there for sure but but this is not why did we have to say that there was no need anyways okay this has brought to my attention. I love when things are brought to your attention. And this, okay, so this girl is expecting a kid. Okay. And let me read you her fucking caption. Okay?

Okay. 29 weeks. This week, I'm the size of a butternut squash. It's a bit of an odd-shaped vegetable, but I'll take it. What? Mom and dad went on a road trip this week, and I learned RV life is fun. It felt like I was on a little roller coaster for the last few days.

Well, enough about them. Let's talk about me. This week, I'm actually dreaming in here when I sleep, and let me tell you, baby dreams are so random. Is this bitch pretending that her daughter, baby, is writing that caption? I could keep going. There are paragraphs, and every fucking caption

is her pretending to be her fucking unborn child. A fetus. A fetus. She's typing as a fetus. First of all, do not disrespect your future child like that. Yeah, what? I would be pissed. Your child is not that fucking basic.

So embarrassing. The fact, okay. And the fact that I can just imagine her mom sitting there and being like, I'm going to put myself in the shoes of a little tiny embryo and I'm going to write this fucking caption. She's like, RV life is fun. Mom and dad went on a- Shut the fuck up. Can I just add one more thing she said?

Keep it going, please. This says, I'm 25 weeks old today. Did you know number 25 is dad's race number also two times five equals ten which is how many years older dad is than mom see i'm getting better at math and i'm just a little fetus are you stop it what knock it off it's creepy and you know what this kid is gonna grow up and be applying to harvard and harvard's gonna be like we saw the work you did when you were fucking in your mother's belly it was ridiculous get out get the fuck out get a hobby get out get a fucking hobby it'll be good for you yeah or get some dick clearly your husband's not fucking you enough while you're pregnant. Get dick or a hobby. Get dick or a hobby. Either one works.

Okay. So. So. So. Sweetheart. Sophia. No. My dearest father.

No. Sophia's got a little story for us. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't. Sophia and I were on our way to work today. You know, we had our episode planned out.

We were on the subway like the humble bitches we are. Like the broke bitches we are. Humble. Humble. Sorry. Okay, fine. So we're on the subway and, you know, I would consider us pretty close. Probably closer than most people.

Yeah. And I think we know about everything about each other. Mm-hmm. However, something happened on the subway today that had Sophia just so casually start telling me a story. And I looked at her and I was like, hold on, hold on, Han. Mm-hmm. Save it for the podcast because this can't be fucking real. I'm going to say this in under five minutes

because it's just. Just give it. Tell them what happened. I am ashamed. No. Tell them. I was a drug dealer. Sophia was a drug dealer. Like so casual. I was not going to tell this story. Well you are now sweetheart. But Alex is forcing me. Like, literally, I can see dollar signs in Alex's eyes. She's like, I'm going to exploit my friend. I just got to get that money, baby. Yeah. So, Sophia, you were a drug dealer when you were younger. Which, it sounds really, really bad, but I think it's kind of common.

No, it's not. No, it is. No, it is. Guys, I wish you could see her face right now. A lot of people have dabbled. Right, right, right. Okay you're a drug dealer okay how the fuck did this happen tell the daddy gang right in a land far away and long ago i believe high school okay oh okay just a casual that's when people break into the business in high school i was was just a fucking idiot. I was out of control, to put it mildly. Degenerate.

You guys all know. Yeah. Yeah, we know about the mugshot. And in my defense, I was a drug dealer by default. Who said that? No. I was a drug dealer by default. No.

Okay, and what I mean by that is I had a friend who wanted a substance. Cocaina. Cocaina. I had a friend who wanted drugs. Okay. And I knew where to get it. I was hanging out with the wrong crowd. I was dating guys that were older and doing stuff they weren't supposed to do.

And you know the drill. You know the high school drill. And I knew where to get it. Okay. And so she would be like, can I get this? I would go to my boyfriend at the time. I would grab it, give it to her. Give a little wee-wee suck and get the drugs for free.

Sophia pulling her weight. I didn't need to suck a wee-wee to get it. Okay. And then my friend turned into a greedy little coke whore. Classic. Hate when they become. Love you, girl. Love you, girl.

Okay. And she just started having me get it constantly. to a greedy little coke whore classic hate when they love you girl love you girl okay and she just started having me get it constantly and then her friends would want it okay and so finally i was like why am i wasting all of this time i'm gonna fucking capitalize on this shit oh and this little drug fiend that my friend has become, I'm going to take advantage of it. Absolutely. Right? And I was like, I could get in trouble by doing this. I might as well get paid.

Like the business woman I am. Like the business woman I am. Slinging eight balls. I decided to like capitalize on this shit. Okay? Okay. I think that's fair. Fucking respect.

Yes. I really do. Okay. Okay. And people just hear drug dealer and they don't see like the they don't see the work business savvy the work ethic yes so you know el chapo okay so you start slinging drugs because why not yeah you're doing it for free why not make some dough off this shit? And that's not the story.

Oh, okay. Just trying to sip my water. Almost choked. That's not the story because I also was working at this coffee shop called Beans and Brews. If you live in Utah, you know it well. Classic. And I mean, I had two jobs at this point. Sophia!

The work ethic. The work ethic. The business savvy. A work horse. A work horse. The work ethic. The business savvy. A work horse. A work horse. Okay. Okay. So I was working at Beans and Brews, a cute little coffee shop. Innocent. I was the best barista that coffee shop had ever seen. Employee of the month. Yes. And if you've ever worked at a coffee shop, you have to measure out the beans for the coffee

on, like, the super sensitive scale to get the exact measurements. For anyone working in the drug field, a scale is your friend. Okay. It's a staple in the drug-dealing world. Okay, good to know. Okay, I didn't know that, but good to know.

I would weigh out the blow on this scale at work at work sophia hold on wait wait wait i couldn't be in my house where i lived with my parents oh god forbid weighing out drugs on a scale in my room so take it to work instead i was respectful of my my family. And so anyways, I took the liberty of using the scale. And so I'd weigh out the blow on this scale in the coffee shop. Hold on. So you, so you, you combined your two occupations. I was using beans and brews as a cover.

Okay. Beans and brews was a front. I was fucking weighing the cocaine on the goddamn fucking weight. Okay. So you would go in. How are you pulling this off? So let me just side note. I was the shadiest fucking drug dealer there ever was. Like someone would want an eight ball or something and i would take out half okay i would take out two huge rocks put it in another bag and be like here's your eight ball and then sell the other bag to someone else i was horrible horrendous i don't even know how i got away with it probably because i was dealing to high school kids so you guys are wondering like how the hell i was getting away with this yes my supervisor at the time happened to be my friend ali shut the fuck up yes so your boss my friend

yes my boss essentially was your best friend to be my bff who is just as much of a degenerate as i am beans and brews you got a good one. You know how to hire them. Two good ones. So while I'd be doing that, my supervisor slash best friend would stand behind me so that the cameras like wouldn't be able to see what I was doing on the scale. There were, dude, I was doing this and there were customers coming in like trying to get their coffee. We'd be like screaming from the back like, hold on, sir coffee. We'd be, like, screaming. We'd be, like, screaming from the back, like, hold on, sir. Like, your mocha's on its way. I'm like, let me just hurry and get all of this fucking residue back in the baggie.

The fact that you were putting cocaine on the fucking scale in beans and brews. So I'm thinking about it now, and the people that went to this particular beans and brews probably had remnants of cocaine in their fucking morning coffee that I was giving to them. Right after you literally are weighing all the drugs, you like shove it off and then you put the coffee beans. I don't even like disinfect the scale. I just put the beans on there. You wipe all the white stuff off and then you put the beans on crushing milk.

People were always coming back every morning. People were like, I don't know what's in that coffee over at Beans and Brews. Like, God damn, this coffee's good. That's not even the best part. Okay. The best part was since Beans and Brews was the cover of my operation. Beans and Brews was the cover. I would deal the drugs out of the drive-thru window.

No. I would deal the drugs out of the drive-thru window. No! So I would tell my friends, I'd be like, come around and I'll give you your coffee with, you know, a side of blow. Hi, here's your frappuccino and an eight ball. Have a great day. Everyone rolling up to the window is like, hey, can I get that wink wink Sophia Franklin special? I'm in the mood to go skiing today. Didn't last long because I finally was like, you know what? You're leaving for college and this probably is not the smartest thing to do. Also, to just give a little background to the people, you know, you went to a Catholic school that your mother had to pay for. See, that's the thing is people are like, oh man, she must have been struggling.

Nope. My mom got me a car. I was going to private school. I was like, you are not like doing this like, get some food and dinner that night. No. Like, this was just Sophia Franklin just, like, wanting to just fucking risk it all and just why not try out being a drug dealer for a fucking couple months. Right.

I made some fucking great money and. Did you actually make a lot of money? Yeah, I did. Because I was the shadiest piece of shit drug deal you've ever met in your life and guys don't judge me it lasted a few months it was just the and i'm reformed i cannot i never got high on my own supply ever dear god that story is so fucking bomb you're're welcome. I'll never tell it again. Alex, I fucking hate you.

Bye. Mug shots are online right now. Go buy them. Okay, so dating apps. Dating apps. So I want to give girls a little insight. A little tip. A little tip.

Not the tip of the penis. Not the tip of the penis. Put the tip in. Like a tip that you can use in your life. Right, right, right. Thank you for clarifying. Because sometimes it gets confusing. It is called her daddy.

And I needed to clarify. Okay, guys. So a lot of times guys are usually the ones making the moves on dating apps. 100%. It's just kind of like the way it is, you know? Right. Unless it's like Bumble and the girls doing the thing. Yes, then they're forced.

So I personally think that it can be really, really hot for girls to take initiative when they're talking to guys. And that is kind of like my strategy. A lot of the times I'll be the one, depending on the type of guy, but I'll be the one that like reaches out. Alex is an aggressor. I'm a fucking aggressor.

So I'll initiate usually and tell him like some type of line to get off the app so that, and I give him my number. Right. Today, guys, we want all the girls attention because we have like a really really good system for you if you want to be a little aggressive with a guy and you want to get off dating apps and transition to texting with him give it to me so because i'm your basic bitch, where unless a guy is going to say hi to me. You're marinating in that dating app. Okay, so Milf Hunter said that the other day on Hinge, he had a really, really good convo with this girl. And she hit him with, and I quote, I've never met anyone off of this app, but you're doing really good so far.

Let's see if you mess this up. And then she put her phone number right after it. Ooh, a little challenge. Exactly. So what he said is he said she was so sexy and clearly so fucking confident and it was so fun. And he felt like you just said it was a challenge because everybody has a fucking ego but also on dating apps shit gets fucking stale so it's fun that at the beginning this intro it's like let's play a game yeah i've never met anyone make me want to meet you bitch make it fucking fun and then he also said when i ask girls if they have met people off of dating apps like i usually will just like somewhere in the conversation when i'm starting to talk to a girl I'll be like oh have you ever met anyone off of this if they say yes milf hunter said usually to him that means she's going to be an easier fuck well yeah exactly because like she's

doing this more often etc so girls here's the thing what you're gonna do is fucking lie fucking lie till you die girls right and just say yeah you haven't met anyone if you're saying it like that and you're saying like this app specifically i think you can totally get away with it if you're like i've never done this before i've never been here before like the girls before they have sex and they're like i've never done this before and then they fucking write it like an equestrian. Yeah. Like, get out. Or it's like Cassandra and she's got like 29 bikini pictures as her profile. It's like, I feel like you've been here before, Cassandra. Shut the fuck up. But anyway, guys.

Dating apps are an interesting world. They are. And so I think that a lot of times girls just be the aggressor occasionally. You are putting pressure on a guy. And a guy fucking loves that little bit of pressure because it's his ego yeah and also for a guy if he knows that you have not met a lot of dudes it also makes him feel fucking special right and then he also feels that there is a chance yeah with his ego that he could be the one kind of like how we always say fuck boys make you feel like you're the one make this bitch feel like he could be the one and then he's gonna try harder you know what the girls taking initiative thing it's the is huge move the guy

because i just i just said that i never do that i've done it one time okay one time and it was a huge fucking success there you go and i reached out first so girls if i were you if you are really trying to get off the dating app say something along the lines of you haven't met a lot of people. So he's doing great so far, but let's see if he messes this up and then hit him with your number. And that is the best fucking way to transition off the app for you guys. That's brilliant. Boom.

And you guys, do you know how many people are matching and hanging out and hooking up because they have call her daddy and daddy gang in their bio? Thank you. Thank you. It's ridiculous. I know the amount of DMs we get with people like, yo, I didn't't know who was gonna work and i put it in there and i'm getting mad bitches like it's fucking brilliant wild so daddy's sex sexual seduction sophia's horny sophia is wearing gray pants they're wet i can see that's disgusting what the fuck did you just

say to me it's so gross all right bitches let's talk about sex because loves when i wear gray sweatpants so i can look at the outline of your vagina all right guys so caution wet All right, guys. Caution wet. I need those yellow caution signs. I throw them at you when I know I'm getting you horny. Okay, so guys, today we're going to be talking about some sex. I want you guys to really sit back, relax, enjoy the show. Get your pen and paper out.

You know the drill. We're about to get wild. Get your pen and paper out. Get your penis out. Get your lube out. Get your womanizer out. Get it all it all out all of it do it wherever you got to do it if you're listening to this on the plane start fucking masturbating right there on the plane do what you need to do do what you got to do so if you guys remember we talked about the rocket last night i was really thinking about the rocket last night you weren't thinking about it you were doing it okay last night I was really thinking about the rocket last night you weren't thinking about it you were doing it okay last night I was doing okay thank you throw me under the bus sir all right so last

night I was doing the rocket and I did something a little different last night and right after my you know uh extracurricular activities I took to my computer the guy's like what are you doing I'm like hold on I've got to like type some stuff up. The guy's like, what are you doing? I'm like, hold on. I've got to like type some stuff up for my podcast. So there I was. He's like, are you just using me as research for the podcast? And you're like, absolutely. Suck my dick.

Okay. So I did the rocket last night and then I proceeded to do something a little different. So girls, I want you to get ready because I'm about to extend the rocket past what we gave you in the other episode. So basically what you're going to do is you're going to start out on top of him, but you're going to get back onto like the regular riding position. So your knees are going to be on the bed now. Okay. So if you're not on the squat position.

No. Now you're back down onto your knees and so what you're going to do girls is you when you're riding him you are going to throw one of your hands behind you and put it down on the bed to like holster yourself up and give you some support and you're going to lean back on your arm kind of and kind of like throw your head back oh my god okay you're going to take your fingers you're going to put them in your mouth you're going to get them all wet and then you're gonna go down and you're gonna put them on your clit and you are going to be on top of him with his dick inside with his dick inside of you slowly going back and forth with your hips moving forward and back and you are lean back head thrown back rubbing your clit so you're on like your elbows you can so first you can start on your

the back of your palm and then as you like start getting more into it, just like lean down back onto your elbow. Oh my God. The goal of this girls is once you are leaning back and you're touching yourself and you're like masturbating slowly, the goal is to then completely lay down onto the bed on your back. So straight up guys, like you literally look like a puzzle piece. Like you're on your back. He's on his back. And his dick is still inside you. And you're all the way back down onto the bed.

I'm thinking about the view that this guy is getting. How fucking hot. His dick inside of you. Your vagina and like clit in his face. Yes. Your tits like up in the air. Up in the air. And you're arched all the way back.

So fucking hot. You better tell him before you get in this position, like, take a mental picture, bitch. Boy. Yes. Because shit's about to get wild. Shit's about to get wild. Doesn't happen every day. Doesn't happen every day.

So. That is hot. So girls, once you are down onto the bed, no head tilted up, no fucking eye contact, you are looking at the fucking goddamn ceiling and you are going to let him watch you as you rub your clit as if you are by yourself masturbating alone. But while you're doing this, guys, you are letting him know you fucking love his dick in you just like you would if you had your dildo and you're masturbating by yourself, you are going to simultaneously as you're rubbing your clit, you're going to be alternating between moving your hips side to side with his dick inside of you. And then also in a circular motion.

So side to side and then start doing circular motion while you're rubbing your clit and your other hand. Now that you're fully down, you can be rubbing your tits. Okay. This visual to a guy is actually so hot. Because a lot of times, as hot as eye contact can be, the minute you fall back and he's just inside of you and you're going to town on yourself, this guy is going to be so fucking turned on. Yeah.

You're just, you're pleasuring yourself so fucking much. Yeah. And you're just round circling on his fucking dick. Hot. So hot. So fucking fucking hot so then what you're eventually going to do is once you feel like you've like really got you're getting yourself off it's been a little bit you're going to holster yourself back up whatever you got to do to get yourself back up try to keep his dick inside you you can use one arm if you need both arms if you need and again keeping his dick and you're going to go all the

way back up and then you're going to drop forward onto him so you like lift yourself back up and now you're going forward to his face oh and you can like make out with him a little bit and be like i'm back i'm back bitch you see that that dick stayed in there the whole fucking time so then once you get up close the bad bitch is back the bad bitch is back you like that visual oh this is some cardi b shit oh yeah this is also like cardio like you've got to fucking be like ready to go cardio and cardi b bitch so i like it guys once you get up there you're gonna get super close to his face you're gonna kiss him and then you're gonna take the fingers that were massaging your clit and with those you're gonna put them in your mouth and then you're gonna take them out of your mouth and you're going to put them in his mouth i taste good and

you're going to put them in his mouth and say taste me and he's going to suck on your fingers i love it okay brilliant beautiful and say let's taste me or you can say i taste good whatever once you take them out i want you guys to intensely start making out with him put your fucking hand around his neck be riding him while you're doing this and it's like a hot fucking make out with his dick inside you as you're riding him down on his chest i'm calling an uber right now and i'm gonna go try it literally i'm leaving the recording it's the fact that i just did like a little story time because i'm just envisioning myself guys it's Guys, it's so fucking hot. Boom. A grand performance by a goddamn daddy.

Oh my God. So hot. I mean, I don't know what guy wouldn't be like, oh wait, I just came inside you. Hold on. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just jizzed. Ladies, be careful of this position because you may end up pregnant.

But like honestly worth it. But like risk it. Wow. That's pretty unbelievable. I really am like excited to try it yeah we'll try it tonight that's the extension of the rocket guys i hope you get out there this weekend you guys should go try that girls get after it and guys let your girl do this on herself okay another thing that we wanted to talk about is we have a hack for you guys we have a hack for you guys

love a good hack okay yep just in case you're in the mood to go fishing no specifically for catfish oh yeah a true delicacy fuck yeah this is what this is what you're gonna do how to catch a catfisher 101 tips for catching the facetune i love how this person said the face not even facetune if you have the google photos app you can swipe up on the picture and it will tell you info about the pic if the picture was saved from facetune it tells you even if it is texted to you from someone else's phone, it will say Facetune. Stay smart, daddies. No. Oh, my God.

So, like, if a girl sends a guy a picture, a selfie. Or a fucking nude. Because Facetune is not just, people don't know that Facetune is not just for your face. You use that to, like, do it on your body, too. Oh, my God. Thank God I don't use Facetune. Yeah. Like, I use a different, like, like platform so don't worry don't fucking worry please sweetie like we're not we're not lying to people no no i use it but i don't use facetune so it's literally specifically for facetune app um girls be careful i'm pretty sure just like we taught you guys in

episode four that nudes never die and to screenshot your nude before you send it if it's an old nude. This is a situation where you can Facetune, fucking Facetune your selfies and your nudes, but then just make sure you screenshot it and send it to him because I bet the screenshot will not show that it's from Facetune. So just protect yourself. Wow, what did we do before a screenshot? And then guys. If a guy sent me a nude. I feel like you don't call it a nude it's just a dick pick or nothing what if he facetuned his penis i know i'm serious what how oh to make it like

bigger i guess do you think that you could do that or would it look morphed hold on hold on are men fucking photoshopping their dicks bigger hold on wait i'm like kind of shocked right now me too but i feel like guys are so stupid they wouldn't but there are some guys like i mean guys are face tuning their teeth and their face and their skin and shit so maybe those kind of guys if you see his instagrams is a little glowed up i would like never date a model me either i don't think i could ever date a model i don't think they're so hot but i don't think i could do it no okay i think it's time for questions questions of the week questions of the white questions of the white no here we go number one oh my god i fucking love this one all right for the love of god can we please address this on an episode here you go girlfriend so guys on dating apps who say

shit like want to cuddle or do you like to cuddle or you should come over and cuddle oh my god cut it the fuck out we all know that they don't want to fucking cuddle and it's like so transparent dude this this how have we never talked about how have we not talked about this any a phenomenon i have had that happen oh my god where guys have sent me that and i my vagina shrivels up oh like a little fucking raisin prune it's disgusting it is like guys i get it if you are not educated in the dating world or in the fucking world and you're like holy shit i'm gonna say do you want to cuddle and i'm gonna come off so innocent shut the fuck up no it's just fuck up i would rather you say come over and fuck i would too like and i just realized that i

think your vagina doesn't shrivel up and turn into a prune i thought about that too but so just let me live my god no i said it and then you then i said a raisin or something okay fuck so that's for a penis yeah guys but i meant that my vagina would shut. Is what I meant to say. It would shut off. The cell would shut. I just think, guys, no one should ever be texting me, like, come over and cuddle. Suck my dick. Absolutely fucking not. I'm not going to come over and cuddle. I'm either going to come fuck or I'm not going to fucking be there.

Get out of my face, you little bitch boy. Bye. Okay, Sophia, go ahead. Disgusting. Disgusting. This guy wrote in and said, listening to the podcast at my desk and had to laugh about sophia's theory on eyes guys what i said is i said anytime someone is constantly describing their eye color they're fucking ugly they don't describe anything else except eye color like she

has such pretty eyes like busted face yeah yeah yeah if your girl is like oh my god if you're like he was he hot and she's like oh my god he had like piercing blue eyes he was a two fucking two okay so this guy said listening to last week's podcast at my desk blah blah this isn't a groundbreaking theory i started high school when cl Clinton was president and me and my buddies had the same theory all the way back then. Although it had quite a few more layers. Are you ready? Okay. Nice eyes equals rest of the face is busted. Okay.

Nice legs equals no chest. Okay. And then also if a girl is calling another girl a slut, it usually meant she was hotter than her. I know there's more, but it was too long ago to remember. We, I like the slut thing. I think that's kind of accurate. When a girl's like, she's such a slut.

You're like, yeah, because you're afraid she's going to fuck your boyfriend and your dad and your fucking brother. Yeah. Holy shit. That's interesting. I don't know about the legs one. Nice legs equals no chest. I don't know if I agree with that. Yeah, I don't know. But that's actually so interesting. I don't know about the legs one. Nice legs equals no chest? I don't know if I agree with that.

Yeah, I don't know. But that's actually so interesting. Yeah. Very on point. Very on brand. Thank you for sharing. Okay, so I have this thing because I think you and I both disagree with this one. But can you please address guys not wanting to kiss a girl after we give them a blowjob?

Basically tell them to knock it off. It is rude and they need to grow the fuck up i personally think that if i'm hooking up with a guy and if he's my boyfriend it's a different story but if i'm just like hooking up with a guy i don't expect him to kiss me after a blowjob fuck no okay i'm not gonna go up to him like kiss me babe no i'm going to get some mouthwash and fucking wash i mean i'm not gonna directly go from the blowjob and directly like go for a makeout. But you would be a little annoyed if a guy. If he like turned me away from kissing him. Yeah.

I wouldn't be upset. I would just be like, you probably won't ever get a blowjob from me again. I think it's just like I also think a guy needs a minute always. Like I always say, give a guy a minute after a blowjob. So like what else are you going to do? But like go wash wash your mouth out that's just like my it's like my morning routine I just think that you're oh my god I just think your mouth is very high functioning and has great bacteria in there to kill a bunch of stuff like what so if you eat garlic like you're not gonna make out with it's just guys have a certain thing with their own cum it's like they just don't they

don't they're just weird about it it's not like their cum is just sitting in your mouth no but they're i know they're fucking weird come on alex the cum goes directly to the back of the throat you and i know that bitch it literally went straight to the back and swallowed like a goddamn fucking champ so yeah i guess so it's not an issue so it's a non-issue didn't even go in the mouth girls all i can, all I can say, if you're fucking, fucking, if you're hooking up with a guy, if you're fucking and hooking, if you're hooking up with a guy, if you're fucking and you're hooking, is that your term? If you're a hooker and you're hooking up and you're fucking, if you guys are hooking up

with a guy and you go right to kiss him, I would, if I was a guy, I would put my hand up in your face. Like, just don't get butthurt about it because guys are just different about it. Like, I know girls don't mind sometimes tasting their own cum, but guys do. So just move on from it. Okay. Next one. Okay. All right. This motherfucker fucked me when I was wasted on New Year's Eve. So of course I recall nothing from it. The next day he tells me how much he fucks with me and blah, blah, blah. And he is in the army. So he's trying to wife up a girl soon and settle down. Love it. Um, as he's doing this, he's rubbing my back and being all sweet. Long story short,

I go on with my day and I get a text from him later on saying, I think you should probably get the plan B. And I said, Oh yeah. Did you come inside of me? He said, I'm not exactly sure, but just to be safe. And I'm over here like here like okay he's sweet yeah I was totally blacked out and would have never remembered even if he did this but he's being nice and telling me so I asked him to send me some money for it because I'm a broke college bitch and he nutted in me am I right then I start getting ignored I say hello he says send me the receipt when you get it and the box and then she goes lol you think I actually want your baby okay but fine so I send it and boom I'm ghosted no nothing thank you soldier I will just shove this $50 pill in my ass now laughing my ass off please help me understand this logic so this girl asks for money for the

plan b and the guy is like absolutely just send me the receipt with the box like a picture of it she does it and then he ghosts her so he's like great she got it i know she took it i'm free goodbye bye she took it this is so fucked up but unbelievable that's fucking hilarious it's so fucked but it's that guy is a fucking genius savage he knows his shit he does this well he knows the deal and this poor girl's like okay i'm gonna shove this up my ass go fuck myself i would fall for this in college i'm like oh my god he wants to see the receipt like he wants to know i actually bought it and I'm like shipping him for like 50 bucks. Yeah.

And then you send it to him. He's like, boom, that bitch took it. We got no baby. Let's go. He's like, you're blocked. You're blocked, bitch. I thought that was great. Dude, that's fucking hilarious.

Okay. I have a little story time too that this girl needs our help, help, help. So, hey, Alex and Sophia, I need some advice. My boyfriend and I have been doing long distance relationship while he's stationed in South Korea for a year. With the weird time zone, we usually talk when I get up for work in the morning, which is his 8 p.m. And then right before I go to bed is his lunch time when we talk. He's always super great about communicating too. If he's going to go out or if he is, he'll just shoot me a text saying out with friends can't talk. This morning I texted him

and gave him a call just in case he didn't see it. No answer from him. In fact, it rang once and then ended. So I knew he saw it and clicked decline. I just figured he was out with friends so I checked snap map just to check and he was definitely not home. Then I got to work when he messaged me sorry I was asleep and it's been a long week so I'm going to sleep again have a great day. Suspicious but I don't want him to take himself off snap map so I, oh, I didn't know you were asleep. I assumed you were out since the phone didn't ring. And then he claimed that he saw it and he was just so sleepy, so he turned it off. Meanwhile, I know he's lying because he's off on Snapchat Map roaming around the town.

How do I catch him in this without giving up Snap Map privileges? Because I know the minute I say something, he's going to turn his location thing off. That is so sketch. Yeah, I'm glad this girl was smart enough, though, to realize, like, the second you tell someone your sources. So, and he lives in South Korea. Yeah. So right now, can I be like, honestly, you're in the back of a tourist photo.

The craziest thing. And I saw it. I saw you in a photo. There was a photo. The craziest thing. And I saw it. I saw you in a photo. There was a drone shot on Google Maps. And there you were. No, so basically this girl's struggling. I get it because he's like, babe, I'm going back to sleep. And she's like, you're literally at the bar.

This is the thing is that when you know something and someone's fucking up, you don't need to tell them shit about how you figured it out. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's true. Do you know how many times i've called out a guy for doing something and they're like how'd you know who told you how'd you figure it out and i say sweetie that's for me to know and you to never find out yes so go ahead and answer the fucking question at hand piece of shit you know what i mean that's such a good point he doesn't need to know all i so what girl okay if i were you i would text him and be like i've been really busy this week let's let's

facetime i want i just want to like i miss you i want to talk to you and you get on facetime so you can watch his fucking reaction yeah and he's gonna look you dead in the eyes and you're gonna open the phone you're gonna be super sweet and then you're like babe i actually have something to ask you yeah and he's gonna think he's gonna not be you have to catch them off guard and you're going to open the phone. You're going to be super sweet. And then you're going to be like, babe, I actually have something to ask you. And he's going to think he's going to not be so off guard. And you're going to be like, so should we talk about it now? How you were lying to me about you going out the other night saying you were asleep? Or what are you thinking? Yeah.

Because I'm ready. I'd love to hear your excuse. And then he's going to look at you and be like, what are you talking about? And you'll be like, I'm not an idiot. And as much as you may think I am. Yeah. You're not the only one in fucking South Korea, bitch. And I know that you were out the other night when you were lying to me saying you were asleep.

And then I think you play it so casual and you're like, the thing is, is like, I'm not crazy. Why couldn't you just tell me? Yeah. So obviously, naturally, you're like the thing is is like i'm not crazy why couldn't you just tell me yeah so obviously naturally you're being shady yeah girls don't underestimate how stupid guys are so fucking stupid they really are very dumb when it comes to things like this and there's a really good chance he'll never know how he was caught you can not give him that that's how you just say you don't you to never it's that's not point. That's not the point. Was I being shady? No, no, no.

You don't get to ask me questions, bitch. You're on the stand. Fucking answer. Man up. Gross and ball. You never have to tell him. Boom. Bye.

You got it, baby. Boy, bye. And if he doesn't give you a good answer, fucking ditch his ass. Yeah. And move on to someone that's closer so you can fuck him regularly. But I do like the FaceTime aspect because see his reaction. Never in text because they have time to hurry and figure it out. And ask his friends.

Phone call. If you can do FaceTime, do it. Do it. I mean, since she can't do it in person, obviously. 100%. Unless you want to fucking fly to South Korea, show up on his front doorstep. I like a little drama. That's probably what I would do.

All right. Okay. I'm not sure how to feel about this, and I want to know what you guys think. So there is a guy I've been hooking up with for a while I met him out on Saturday and naturally 10 minutes later we are Ubering to my house okay so we get to my house we're both really into it and then five minutes into me writing him like I never have before he falls asleep no at first i thought he was just like closing his eyes but then he started snoring no has this ever happened to either of you i know he was drunk but what am i supposed to think of

that this is i've heard of this multiple times something like this happening i personally have never had that happen oh my unless the guy is like blackout drunk how do you have you ever had this happen no men what's going on how are you falling asleep when a girl's riding your dick into the sunset you're she's on top of you fucking you've got your balls deep in there when you've heard of this happening i've actually i had actually never heard of it until we started this podcast. And when I read the questions every week, there's a lot of fucking girls that write in. You know what? I have a confession. You fell asleep once?

I was hooking up with this guy and he would last forever. Oh, okay. And I, and I'm like exhausted. You just took a quick nap. I genuinely think I took a quick little nap. think i took a little a quick power nap a power nap a power nap i really did i feel like the best position to do a power nap if you're getting fucked and you need a quick nap on your stomach on your stomach oh yes and he's fucking you behind but you're in the laying position you can't do a doggy no your head's in the pillow yes have you have you never kind of like dozed off dozed

off have you ever done that i don't think so when i'm in it i'm in it to win it yeah i do that is so fucking funny but like i feel like i would even see it's more common for girls but for guys if you're drunk but your dick is hard you you don't have whiskey dick, why are you not performing to fruition? Right. Get your fucking nut off in fucking five minutes and be done. That fucking sucks. I'm sorry. Okay.

This is something just like a quick tip for guys that I really want to give to you. So a girl wrote in. No, it was actually a guy. Sorry. A guy wrote in and said apartment bathroom etiquette i was talking to my boy and he told me that i should keep baby wipes or clean wipes in the bathroom because when i have a girl over she can use them and sort of freshen up and i was thinking i would probably go down on her more and she would probably have a better time and she would come back for more and a couple rounds we

could go i think it's a win-win for everyone let me know what you guys think thanks ladies keep crushing it thank you love you daddy i think this is brilliant i love it i fucking love a guy and listen guys this is just the this is the truth i think every fucking guy should have baby wipes in his bathroom air freshener and mouthwash yes how comfortable would a girl feel if she can go in there she can do her thing, freshen up. There's air freshener if something fucking happens in there. She's going to be, listen, she's going to be more willing to fuck you. She is. Straight up.

Because girls have that moment where it's like, fuck, what am I doing? If she can go in there and she's got a couple things that she can get herself together with, she's feeling so much better so every fucking guy that listens to call her daddy you this weekend or today you're going out and you're buying baby wipes air freshener and a big fucking bottle of mouthwash i mean knock it off with the fucking pubic hair sprinkler in your sink so toilet seat up disgusting come on clean it up because it really is so hot like if a guy has his shit together with his bathroom it totally is that's funny but like it's true okay i thought this was interesting alex so hey daddies i was wondering if you had any tips for someone who is not very flexible in bed it has always been one of my biggest insecurities i always feel super self-conscious because i think

guys will compare me to someone else who can do splits and shit. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who struggles with this. Any recommendations for different positions to try that do not require a lot of flexibility? Do guys really care about this? Any tips on how to increase your flexibility? Thank you. First of all, the splits on a dick. No. Relax. Well, I wish I could. Of course. Of course. But like, girl. I wish I could be like Cardi B level. Of course. And Alex will get there. But yeah, this girl's so concerned with well i wish i could of course of course but like girl i wish i could be like cardi b level and alex will get there but yeah this girl's so concerned with flexibility alex i wouldn't consider us the most thimble of people the most agile girls out there like i'm not like doing pretzel things up on his dick like don't worry we're over here like making men's dreams come alive yeah and i'm not

doing any splits on no dick no splits i can probably barely touch my toes anymore i think girlfriend these none of the sex tips we talked about in call her daddy no no girl you can be stick as a fucking stick yeah stiff as a stick jesus okay okay so let's think of positions really quickly for her i i think all of them. Every single one that we've talked about on Call Her Daddy. Missionary, easy, go-to, doggy. On top. On top.

Even the sex tip we talked about today. Boom, you could do that. That one might be a little bit more flexible, but I mean, outside or not flexible. Your hips may be a little sore in the morning like mine are right now, but suck it up. Suck it up, sweetie. So don't stress out about the splits and the over the head in the back and the twirling and the dick this girl's concerned that he's been fucking other girls that can do the splits on his dick doubt it all right unless he's

going to fucking sapphire and fucking strippers they're not doing and also let me tell you i bet those girls may not listen to call her daddy and you know what you have you're gonna start that fucking sex with a goddamn blowjob and that does not take any fucking flexibility only your tongue and your goddamn mouth get after it girlfriend okay i have a story i hope your mouth is flexible is what we're trying to say get that tongue though okay this story is a little it's a little sad but here we go all right daddies p.s i would like to keep this anonymous because i don't know if this crazy ass dude i'm fixing i'm talking about right now who's been harassing me um listens okay so i don't know if you're supposed to say that line okay anyways anyways

all right so she said i'm not that type of girl to normally care about these kind of things. But after what happened in my last relationship, it's kind of a trigger for me. So my ex used to like this girl's pics on Instagram all the time. OK, this is a good topic because it's relevant to what we just talked about today. So fucking happens all the time. So her ex used to like this girl's pictures on Instagram all the time. And it would really bother me because he never liked mine but i let it go and told myself don't be a crazy bitch he also told me not to worry about this girl and that it was just a like and it was harmless and

it didn't mean anything so me being naive of course i took his word for it well later on the girl and i became friends which he forced me to be friends with her. I've been there. Yep. So weird. She goes, yeah, I know. Weird. We became so close of friends that she got to know my life, my work schedule, everything. And they would basically plan to have sex in our apartment, which I paid for while I was gone or at work. After dating this guy for three years, one day i had a change of plans in my schedule and i

went home early for work because i was sick and when i got home i noticed my deadbolt was locked which i didn't have a key to which i which was odd because i knew my boyfriend knew i was going to be home later in a few hours i immediately thought something was bad happened i know my piece of shit x did synthetic marijuana like an idiot so i turned into the hulk and i busted my own yes front door down yes queen once i was in i heard a strange noise coming from my bedroom and i walked in on him having sex with the girl in my house and in my fucking bed that's not even the goddamn worst part. The fucking bitch ended up pregnant. Yeah. They conceived their baby in my fucking bed. So fast forward to two years later, I'm with a new guy that is literally the guy of my dreams and treats me like a queen.

I have never worried or thought that he would cheat on me. However, I'm slightly upset because I notice he's liking other girls' bikini pictures. I know it's super insecure of me but when the other one the other time the guy started liking other girls pictures he ended up fucking her and making her baby in there in my bed oh my god maybe it's just ptsd from the whole situation but i just wanted to be confident in myself and in our relationship how do you get over your boyfriend liking other girls pictures how do i get my anxiety to calm the fuck down please help your girl because i honestly hate being like this it's driving me insane i don't want to seem like a psycho bitch okay she has every right to be

so fucking freaked by what she's dealing with yeah i think that's fucking stuff okay first of all the first story and the girl got pregnant in her bed that's some jerry springer shit like oh my god and then secondly i think it's a good mix between she probably does have like some ptsd yeah but then also he really shouldn't be going and liking bikini pictures of girls so i think i think that first of all like it's very strange and obviously this is not every time but i know this has happened to you sophia where like there are some boyfriends yeah that try to force you to be friends with a girl and guys are so fucked up sometimes if they're fucking her they somehow think in their mind introducing you to her it's gonna like make it look less worse and less suspicious because it's like look we're all friends right meanwhile

a lot of the times he could be fucking her. So that sucks. And I'm so sorry that happened. Well, I wouldn't necessarily. Not all the time. A lot of the time. But yes. But I'm saying it sucks. Then for you moving forward in this relationship, if I were you, I think you got to, I would

be open with him. Yep. And be like, listen. Yeah. One, I don't really like that you're liking other girls' bikini pictures, but out of respect for me and if he knows your past, be like, that's just one thing i'm too sensitive about yeah you gotta stop and this isn't gonna work if you because i think you have every right to say that because your ex-boyfriend got a bitch fucking pregnant like yeah the crazy thing about liking pictures on instagram is there's no

way to be upset about it without coming off crazy yeah i think that's why so many girls are hesitant to bring it up but who gets men love the crazy and whatever yeah literally you got you a confront them you do some crazy shit they get annoyed with you and then all of a sudden like you're like babe what do you want to do for dinner and they're like what the fuck this bitch is crazy and then you fuck him later and it's like all flowers and rainbows. But you got to confront it, I think. Oh, yeah. One hundred percent. I can never let that shit go. No. No.

If it's your boyfriend. That's the thing. I can't keep my mouth shut with stuff like that. And that's the thing. That's what we're saying. When I'm in a relationship. Oh, yeah. You're going to fucking hear it from me.

Yeah. But if you're just dating a guy casually, fuck no. You don't deserve to bring that up. This isn't a question. It's a comment. But it really warmed my heart. This is the last one. Daddies, I did the fucking Gluck Gluck 9000 for the first time to my boyfriend last night.

And about five seconds after I started, he threw me off of him and said, what the hell are you doing? I acted innocent and said, what, baby? You don't like it? He said, just quit with the hands unless you want me to come the fuck everywhere right now. Ha ha. He loved it. Happy daddy-ing. Let's fucking go.

Let's fucking go. Girls, do not. What's the word? What's the word? I don't know. Guys, that is so. That. The fucking.

Do not underestimate. Guys, I'm so tired. Do not underestimate the power of the gluck gluck 9000 i honestly believe the gluck gluck 9000 has changed people's lives it has men and women relationships there if you have not listened to the gluck gluck episode you are going to episode three right now get out of this one and go listen. That makes me so, I was like, wait, what do you mean? He threw her off.

I'm like, wait, and then she's like, cause you want me to fucking come in two seconds. It's like unbelievable. Every girl out there, get the gluck, gluck ready to go and pull it out.

Oh my God. God, do the gluck, gluck this weekend. Yes. Okay. Practice on a little bitch boy and just keep it going until you feel you perfected it

and then you'll find your fucking man of your dreams. Prince Charming. And he's not going to know what hit him. Yeah. Guys. Daddy gang, we love you so much. We love you guys. There's new merch.

There's new fucking merch. For this fucking convict sitting right here. We got Sophia's mugshot. We got daddy necklaces. We got a bunch of shit coming. So if you guys want, head to the Barstool store. Go to call her daddy. Go to our store.

And it's fucking popping over there. We love you guys so much. We love you guys so much. Every fucking Wednesday, guys, get after it this week. I want every girl trying the extended rocket this weekend. I think it could really up your game. Really give someone a new taste of some new medicine. I know.

I'm trying it. I'm trying it again. On you. Get a dildo. Let's go. Oh, we fuck new taste of some medicine. I know. I'm trying it. I'm trying it again. On you. Get a dildo. Let's go. Oh, we fuck every fucking Wednesday, guys. We love you, Daddy Gang. Hump day.

You should be humping. Hump it out. See you guys next week. We love you.