Call Her Daddy - 37- Cheating Olympics & Apartment Orgys

Episode Date: May 29, 2019

In this weeks episode, the girls tell a story of an unexpected visitor who showed up to their apartment…and shit got sexual. They also address what signs to look out for if you think your partner is being shady. Cheat or be cheated on! Lastly, they discuss hot, steamy bathroom sex, a serious tip to spice things up with your guy/girl in public group settings, and some hacks that could RUIN LIVES (Do Not Disturb, Reverse Phone Lookup, Uber locator). 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy what's up guys it is the founding fathers back at it again it's call her daddy, baby. What's up, bitches? It's Alex and Sophia. We're sitting here. We're running on two hours of sleep. I think that's the best time for us to podcast. Yeah. Besides being exhausted, I am fucking mortified. Embarrassed.

Extremely embarrassed. Why? So let me just go ahead and address it last week i did an ad but i pronounced the word bidet incorrectly i pronounced it bidet and i felt weird when i was saying bidet i'm not gonna lie i was like what the hell the way i found out that I had mispronounced the word yeah is because the guy I'm dating decided to listen to call her daddy for the very first time and picked that episode and was like oh hey by the way like you said you know the word bidet wrong and I just looked at him I was like blinking I was like wait what you're like uh no i said i was like what do you mean you made

you might as well have said um baguette like a baguette dude i said baguette like five times like it wasn't like i fucked up once it was five times i repeated it that way yeah i didn't want to tell you but my mom texted me about that she was like sophia I want to die the thing is is that I have I was saying it with a Spanish accent how about that how about that I was saying it with a fucking Spanish accent so everyone get off how would you say people realize that like my parents are fresh off the boat not a lot of people but they're very foreign okay so I'm trying my best out here so you can pretend that you were saying it in a Spanish accent. Yes, I can. Okay, sure.

Anyways, Alex and I are moving. Yep. So it's going to be so fucking sad to see that apartment go. We said that last week. Where the landlord said he was going to shoot someone in the face. Yeah, we live in a really nice area right now. Anyways. So we have like a shit ton of sex toys in our apartment, guys, because, you know, we're the Call Her Daddy girls.

Of course we do. We're trying something out every single night. Yeah. No, so we have like a shit ton of sex toys in our apartment guys because you know we're the call her daddy girls of course we do we're trying something out every single night yeah no so we have like a shit ton of um sex toys that are sent to us and we were like emptying out the box and there was like lube all over the counter yeah it was like a bunch of womanizers vibrators on the couch we were trying to organize them by like clit stimulators here his and her toys over here dildos over here yeah and then we were also unpacking merch so there was like a bunch of hoodies that said like degrade me on the ground we get a knock on the door alex and i are like okay it must be postmates we open it lo and behold it's the fucking mechanic guy that we asked to come like a week ago we were not

expecting him he busts in pretty much and is like i'm here to fix the window we're like sir sir we can explain he comes in and it looks like a fuck fest like it actually looked as if we had just gotten done with an orgy we literally live in a trap house orgy house and he kind of like awkwardly stopped and like looked up and so being like oh it's that back window and he's like i'm sorry let me just step over this ginormous black dildo like hold on we're like sir you can just move the flashlight over here and then the window is actually right here he like hit something like the clit stimulator starts going off between his toes he's like

god damn it was mortifying it was it's like we and the degrade me shit if you don't know our show and all of that that would be a shocking scene to walk into the way and the way we are we look a little like lesbian we're on the couch together like cuddling and we're probably wearing hoodies that said i am unwell and a hoodie that says degrade me and then i have like a fucking dildo in my lap and like daddy necklaces on they're like who are these girls straight porn stars unbelievable i like it and i'm pretty sure like that was right when kendra lust um like retweeted us or something i'm like oh my god kendra lust just retweeted us and this guy's like okay so these girls work in the porn industry i'm like sir sir sir sir don't get it sir sir sir i

can explain we are but it's audio porn. Audio porn. So that was interesting. I think I, would you consider yourself like a shady person? Why did I just ask you that? You're the shadiest person I know. Aside from me. We're pretty shady. Wow, wow, wow.

I don't know how we've gone this long and we haven't talked about this before. But it's pretty revolutionary. We have briefly, but we're really getting into this. And I cannot tell you how wet I am right now thinking about talking about this because this is my fucking forte. Signs, they are being shady. Holy fuck.

There are a million ways to catch a cheater or to get away with cheating because this is Call Her Daddy and you know what? Fucking cheater be cheated on, hoes. Cheater die almost. Like, fuck cheater be cheated on.es cheater die almost like fuck cheater be fucking cheater die if you don't cheat you're dead okay okay i'm probably the only podcast that's like or just like the only people in america queen slay queen slay queen um we're just providing some examples guys being shady is this is it is a sport and it

should not be taken lightly and it is fun fucking should be a sport in the olympics all right this shit is this is not easy and only the intelligent can conquer it yeah so i let's get right into it so we're gonna talk about signs of being shady whether it's something that you should look for or something you should be doing you should be doing if you're trying to be fucking shady, here you go. Let's start with the phone. The phone. Okay. The cell phone is what fucks everybody.

And also let me just confirm that like we're literally just opening the can. Don't write in and be like, you guys forgot these. No, no, no. This is just the beginning. Yeah. We could do 900 episodes on this shit. Yeah. Slow and steady wins the race, bitches.

So first and foremost, I want to. Slow and steady wins the cheating race. Oh. Okay. Put that on a t-shirt and smoke it up your asshole. Okay. So I want to start with my first favorite signs of being shady because this is my favorite when I am being shady. Okay. My favorite one is the do not disturb feature on the phone. Okay. Let me explain when I'm around the guy that i'm talking to okay i will turn on the do not

disturb um feature on the iphone this allows no text to appear if you're showing them your phone so like you you can be carefree as fuck i'm showing him the internet or daily mail or snapchat and i know goddamn well 90 of my fucking side hoes are not they may be sliding in but he doesn't see them sliding in yeah anyone that's trying to be shady do this when you're showing your phone around put the do not disturb on and then if you are trying to catch someone being shady pay attention to if the moon is in the corner of their phone yep every time like if I saw like a guy's phone and he handed to me and i see that the moon is on his phone up at the top corner you're like he's being you're like i'm like why

the fuck does brian have his do not disturb on at 2 p.m in the afternoon when you're just hanging out on the couch if someone hands you their phone and you see the half moon in the right hand corner it means they're kind of being shady because they want to prevent anyone from texting and you seeing it what okay so does that mean when you put your phone on do not disturb you get no notifications coming in at all yep yep so like a snapchat notification won't come in nope so like you're good oh my god so yeah so like that is why because this is the fucked up thing even if you're not being shady like if you're dating a guy yes don't you sometimes just get nervous to show your phone because you can't control who's texting you i get scared to hand my phone over to anybody because like what if that

guy from two years ago slides in yeah and how is that my fault but it's gonna look it's really bad look shady so so guys if you're trying to be shady as fuck do not disturb future or just or if you're trying to catch again look for the moon if a guy let me just do a another announcement if a guy is handing you his phone and his hand is fucking trembling shaking uncontrollably you're like babe can i check the weather real quick yeah and he's like why here's my phone he's probably being shady you know what i mean that's actually so if he like keeps dropping the phone he's like what sorry are you sure you need it like there that's actually so if he like keeps dropping the phone he's like what sorry are you sure you need it like there's something wrong shit you're like i literally just want to check the weather out my phone's dead i think that's such a good attention to

someone's body language and how they act pay attention to the body language when they're gonna hand the phone over that's actually so he's like gripping it you're having to like pull it like tiger you're like tyler i just need to fucking check the though. He's like gripping it. You're having to like pull it. You're like tug war. You're like, Tyler, I just need to fucking check the weather. And he's like, no. Yeah, the trembling is low key like so fucking on point. These bitch boys. What else? Every single time.

And I'm just going to use a guy as an example. Every single time he puts his phone down, it's face down. Oh. He would never be caught oh my god with the screen facing upward dude i love that one if your guy or girl is setting the phone down and the screen is up then you have a mother theresa angel loyal bitch on your hand loyal ass jesus jesus motherfucker before your eyes oh my god I remember I was dating a guy and I was the queen of always putting my phone face down and he started to call me out and be

like oh face down again when you're walking away all the time I do that shady McShade I have seen a guy literally set it down with the screen facing up and grab it and then flip it over and I'm like he is fucking seven Colombian prost prostitutes shady mother fucker i think another one is like when they take their phone with them fucking everywhere oh like he's he's actually walking across the room to like grab his underwear and he feels the need to like pick up his phone with him like you will never be left alone in a room with his phone without him in there dude ever you will see a guy like on his way to the bathroom and he realizes he forgot his his phone to a 180 grab it and then go back and sometimes they'll try to be like casual about it

like go over to the nightstand and like pick up something else and then like on the way pick up their phone i'm like i know exactly why you're coming back and it's to get your fucking phone um the guy i'm dating right now has two phones which is so fucking annoying because like hacking into one is already in and having to like make sure that he's not being shady on one and now i have to deal with two two because like the business shit the work phone which i'm like what is work phone yeah what does that by work you mean work your way into a bunch of pussies is that like this is the phone you use to get pussy in this yeah oh I don't like that you have to also now go get another phone so you can be on the same you need two phones I'm getting

three phones that's what I'm gonna do and I'm literally gonna go over to his place and he's gonna make me dinner and I'm gonna set all three on the table next to our lasagna and i'm gonna have all of them just buzz buzz buzz at every moment that's my work that's my personal and that's my play but what play are you like walk in when like guys keep it on like their belt you have like all three phones on your belt you're like hey what's up he's like what i am going to set all three on the counter and be like what's up what's up and he's like that's i have two do you really need three absolutely and he'll be like what's the third one for i'll be like none of your business be quiet be quiet stop talking and it's for cheating if you're wondering it's for cheating

this is my cheating phone um i actually love that okay let me talk about um the privacy screen and if you guys don't know what a privacy screen is what i'm assuming it's just like when you talk about it it makes me laugh because i'm like is it just this like thick dark piece of plastic that you put on your fucking phone it's literally like like it looks six inch big fat blood no so it's just literally a screen you put on your fucking phone it's literally like it looks six inch big fat blood no so it's just literally a screen you put over your phone if you are looking you know when like you're sitting next to someone and you see them texting and like you can't help it sometimes you're just curious you just like look over with your side eye the privacy screen allows only the people that are looking straight onto the phone to see them like what's on the phone you can't you can't see what

they're texting from the side i've had relationships where like the guy has a privacy screen and i remember one guy that had a privacy screen literally would pretend to me because i'm like babe why do you have to have a privacy screen he was like just in case like i'm at work and like i don't want any of my co-workers to like see your nudes and stuff and he was like pretending it was just for my nudes as the fucking co-host of call her daddy please tell me you didn't believe this sweetheart i went on to find there were many nudes and i was not the only spread-lipped vagina in his fucking camera roll so the privacy screen was to protect your nudes as well as all the other all the other so then the day that i showed up with

the privacy screen and he was like wait why do you have a privacy screen i was like babe it's for the same reason for you so i can just protect your nudes right just your protect your tiny little shriveled up penis and he looked at me because he and he was like oh fuck so the privacy screen guys i think that's such a good one if you don't want to be caught being shady at a privacy screen but if you're trying to catch someone being shady and they randomly show up one wednesday and they're like it's so great i have a privacy screen fucking cheating fuck that fuck you fuck them all fuck the family fuck everything if you're horny it's not cheating okay so i just have a couple if you're horny you're not cheating i'm pretty sure we were going to talk about that

our first episode you you explained to your you were like you were like if the dick just like grazes the vagina lips it's not even cheating that you know what you're just trying to make me sound stupid but everybody listen to me yeah okay listen to mia mia for some people unless it's dick inside vagina it's like not cheating and then for some people it's like he um watched two girls scissor on his computer and like used lube and jacked off that's cheating like marcus you're cheating on me or the her guy goes to a strip club and she's like i consider that cheating shut up shut up no it's not cassandra you're so drama back the fuck up sit down and go to church with your mom while your boyfriend gets fucked all right let him live this is the thing about this topic guys it's up to you what you want to do with this information we have some people

fucking that dms and like yeah this is so unhealthy honestly maybe there are some people that should be cheating yeah maybe the right thing for them is to cheat and we're gonna support it honestly that is the most backward statement i'm sorry we're not we're not in the health and wellness section in fucking itunes no comedy bitch comedy cheating's funny go get cheated on today or cheat. Cheat or die. Okay. Okay. Okay. Before we get off the topic. Okay. I just thought of this quick, funny story that was absolutely not fucking funny at the time. Let me just put it that way.

Did it happen to you? Happened to me. Oh, I reached out to this girl that I thought my boyfriend at the time was cheating on me with. Oh, that's the worst. Okay. Olivia. Hey, girl.

Hey, girl. She was older than me. my hands were trembling when I had to call her I was so embarrassed she was like an amazing soccer player when I was on the soccer team like the best player on the team and older than you and older and hotter and I like wanted to die okay wait and you thought that your boyfriend was cheating on you with this girl yes so i call her oh no and i my voice was like trembling and i was like hi olivia like it's sofia and she like knew me because we were on the same team right and i asked her and i was like have you i'm like flat out i was about to say his name i'm gonna call him george which i would never date a george no offense sorry george so anyways um i'm like, have you and George like done anything? And she was like, Sophia, no, like we like we haven't.

I get off the phone. I felt so fucking relieved, Alex, because it took me. It took every bone in my body to be able to muster up the courage to call this girl. And you were kind of. And I was so in love with this guy and i really thought like something was happening so when she told me no it was like a weight had been lifted off of me i was like oh my god i knew this man wouldn't do this to me like i love him i felt dancing around i felt so fucking relieved i remember perfectly i was in the car my mom was in the, mom, see, I told you like he wouldn't do that to me. You're like, I get, I get a call back from, I get a call five minutes later from the girl,

Olivia. She calls me and I'm like, hello. And she's like, he actually fingered me like two days ago and we have been hooking up. You like swerve off the road. You're like, mom, stop the car. Dude. And then it was even worse because like I just had to go from that super high high to that low.

And it was the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Because you got the biggest relief. You're like, wait, oh my God. Dude. And then she called back. Actually had to put she's fingering me. Yeah, she called back and she was like, you know what? I don't feel the need to protect him anymore.

He fingered me the other day. And I was like, wait, what? I'm't feel the need to protect him anymore. He fingered me the other day. And I was like, wait, what? I'm like, Olivia, no. With what finger? He always uses his left and middle finger for me. Oh, my God. I'm like, Olivia. Olivia.

Don't. What did you say five minutes ago? She's like, bitch, he's cheating. You're like, no, Olivia. Olivia, come on. We both know. Oh, wow. Sophia.

I know. I know. Maybe that's what turned you into the savage cheater you are today. Yes. Now you're like, I'm never going to. I'm like a veteran. I love it. I love that for you.

Okay, good. That's cool. Woo. Okay. We are going to talk about mirror sex. Sex, sex, sex. Sex, sex sex sex sex we are all having sex put it in my butt okay guys mirror sex yes um this is something that is near and dear to my heart and i want people are not doing it enough that's they're really not i think because it takes the sex up

like 10 notches i think a lot of times people also just get lazy i mean it is extremely hot yeah i think one thing for guys is guys fucking love that shit guys love to watch themselves fucking pounding you and like it's the ego thing they like the lights on love it and like traditionally people say like girls like the light off which i don't really necessarily think but this is like similar they want to watch they want to see your fucking tits bouncing ass slamming gyrating on his dick like they want to see it and they want to see also like them like sometimes when i used to like fuck one of these guys in front of a mirror i used to like catch him almost looking sometimes more at himself that's some american psycho shit yes have you seen that movie

yeah like he gets off on watching himself be like alpha fucking male i mean i'm not gonna lie sometimes like when i'm looking in the mirror i'm like oh i'm like oh look at that i get it so how would you as a girl like initiate some good mirror sex okay what i would do is if i'm like fucking a guy and i would probably be like come with me really quickly and I would like take his hand and I would lead him into the bathroom and I would look into the mirror and be like I want you to bend me over this sink and fuck me that is so hot so then I so he would be fucking me from behind I would kind of bend over so like my elbows are like on the scene and you're both and then he can watch me getting fucked and then the eye contact that you make with the guy like when you're looking in the mirror at

each other there's something so fucking hot about it it's so hot this the fucked up thing about mirror sex is like it's low-key so hot and if you're trying to turn your guy on your girl on like i get it but if you're so not into it you're just doing it because like you're in the relationship and you've got to be there you're not into it that's the worst because it's like a constant reminder of what you're doing yes oh my god oh my god hello you're like you're already fucking someone you don't want to be fucking yes and then you have to i know but then you have to look in the mirror and he's like oh he's like sweating girls i think in this position if you really hate him you should just have sunglasses on your head pretend they

were like on from when you were shopping and then throw them throw the shades over your eyes hater blockers on in the middle of those things down in front of your eyes and you're like oop they fell down while you were fucking me so hard i'm just gonna keep them on and we're gonna continue to fuck and i'm gonna pretend to make eye contact with you but really i'm just gonna close my eyes and block this whole thing when you're having like serious drunk sex and then you come to oh you come to life and you look in the mirror and you're like this is not this is not what i should be doing on a saturday night you throw your sunglasses on i like that girls specifically like if you initiate this a guy is already fucking creaming himself right if a girl's like i want you to

fuck me basically on this countertop in front of this mirror like hi hello yes and it shows the confidence level from the girl so i want to give all the daddies something that i've done in the past so i did this with one of my ex-boyfriends and he was like, okay, this is really great for us and my dick. Okay. So I was in the bathroom with him and my hands were against the mirror, like holstering myself up for support. So like my palms were on the mirror. Oh my God. And then what I end up doing, I'm going to try to explain this well. So everyone like close your eyes and visualize. So I left my right leg was on the ground, like fully leaning on my right leg for support.

And my left leg, I lifted up into the air. So I'm, I'm like, he's like, yeah, yeah. So he's looking at me like he's about to fuck me from behind. Okay. And my left leg wraps around his like hip torso area so literally my leg is like wrapped around backwards around him if that makes sense and so with his one arm he was just like holding my leg around his like a little fucking fanny pack almost but it's around his back yeah and then the right leg is on the ground stabilizing me

and then i leaned forward and with my arms they were against the mirror they were extended enough so when he was fucking me my hips weren't like hitting into the counter okay and so then i leaned a little to my side and so i could make eye contact with him in the mirror and he was fucking me and first of all for girls this position specifically i don't know what it was but like it hit my g-spot so fucking good and for him it looks fucking acrobatic i'm like leg behind twirling like it was really hot and then what i ended up doing was at one point i pulled my leg back forward and i set my left leg my knee up basically on the counter like a little spread out so like yeah your your knee is up on the sink and you're leaning forward and girls i can't express like how hot it is when you are looking at him in that mirror you should

take your fingers and like shove them down your throat or like lean back and like grab his ass or shit like just do a bunch of shit in that position i've i know this sounds like stupid but i've like slapped the mirror and like pulled my fingers down it because i'm like like i'm trying to gesture to him like goddamn you're fucking me so good that feels so good i just think it's like a very underrated location everyone has a fucking bathroom whether it's an apartment bathroom a house bathroom a fucking dorm room bathroom like lock the goddamn doors i don't care a really hot thing that the guy can do in this position is if you grab her hair and kind of pull it and then like it forces like her chin to go up and like she has to like look back but you're still making eye contact via mirror yes but like you're in charge and you're like yes her hair literally guys like pull her back and then also you can choke her but i want

to quickly address the mirror on the ceiling oh my god when you walk you're trying to turn me on right now no i'm sorry it's so hot when you walk into an apartment and he has like a mirror on the ceiling that man fucks that man fucks like he is probably a fuck boy and i am here oh i'm here for it but like i mean he must have girls walking in and out of there like a fucking bodega literally all day all day every day um i want to address something really quickly that i read a girl wrote in and said when giving the gluck gluck are your hands moving up and down while you're double twisting or are you just twisting this really kind of hurts my heart actual fuck ladies heart it is not like you're twisting a salt and pepper shaker and you're just you just keep at an Italian restaurant he comes over over and he's like, do you want pepper? And he just keeps grinding out.

No, no, no. Wow. You're going up and down while you're twisting the fucking salt and pepper shaker. Okay. So you're doing it in up and down, up and down and twist to side twist. Yes. With your mouth going in the same up and down movement with it. Come on, girls.

Swirl the tongue around. Get it in. Get it. Gag on it. Gag on that shit choke on it die come back to life keep going let's go so yeah guys you're going up and down it's not just twisting back and forth thank you alex i just wanted to clarify just in case all of my dick suckers out there were a little confused absolutely the gluck gluck performer okay so we had like a lot of

people i know we did like a poop segment the other week and we had a lot of guys writing in being like oh like i get it like my girl poops but like now she's fucking farting and burping in front of no yes no why are you taking a shit with the door open she's like she's like do you have the morning paper and do you have a little squatty potty where's your squatty potty, babe? I gotta hit the... No! Can you imagine a girl grabbing a fucking roll of newspaper and be like, I'm gonna be

a minute. Can you imagine? Oh, girls. I'll be a minute, babe. No, and listen. I understand some things are involuntary. Things can happen. Sometimes you may happen to, you know, let out a little fart, but farting?

No! Just in front of him? Things can happen. Sometimes you don't. It may happen to, you know, let out a little fart. But. Farting? No. Just in front of him? Like it happens sometimes. But like fart. Oh my God. A barking spider. That's what I always say. What?

You call a fart a barking spider? No, but. No, girls. That's ridiculous. Farting in front of your man, I don't think is really ever acceptable. Like if it happens. I don't want a guy farting in front of me. No,

but like if a girl does it, like I get it. It happened. Oh, it happens. What? That you need to fart? I will never forget.

Oh my God. You are not about to say this on this podcast. Guys, now you have to, now you have to now you have to and then we're just gonna end the podcast after because it's so good so i started hooking up with this guy oh my god and he was a public figure let's put it that not i hate that word he was he was an athlete he was really hot it was like one of our first trips together yes but not

not no no no not my not okay okay okay so what okay so i am in a hotel with this guy and i'm like freaking out he's so hot he's one of the hottest guys i've ever hooked up with and i'm like oh my god like we're gonna have sex soon like i'm so excited blah blah blah i'm on my game i am sitting in the bed with him oh my god we are just watching tv we're having a conversation oh my god and all of a sudden i let out a little silent fart and in my mind i was trying to squeeze it between my thighs i'm like there's no way it's gonna come up there's no way he's gonna smell it good. We're fine. Just stay clenched for a little bit. It'll sink into the bedsheet. No one will ever know.

Literally in 15 seconds, I thought I was good. And all of a sudden, this guy flings himself off the bed, falls onto the floor, looks up at me in dismay and looks in my eyes and goes you literally just shit in my mouth you literally just shit in my mouth and i sat there a moment of silence i i looked at him actually i want to do i wanted to die too what do you say i was like okay okay so it wasn't loud it was a silent but deadly disgusting rotten eggs the fact that he called you out on it and said i shit in his mouth did you he literally goes do you need to go shit go to the fucking bathroom and i was like no no that that ruins the mood that is like so you don't want to fuck me now i don't even want to fuck me now dude it was so bad at least you

guys weren't like 69 or something holy fuck oh my then you actually like that is so rough it really is honestly so embarrassing and that you can't honestly you know what alex what i what what do you have to say for that one i don't think we can recover easily i actually think that the way he went about it is better than you guys just is just sitting there in the fucking stench marinating the thing is i agree but when i tell you like you literally in this case couldn't sit there i had to move too like you had polluted the air you had to we literally had to walk across he was on the ground crawling to the other side he's like holy fuck like dude and to this day i still talk to him and to this day he never forgets it and he's actually asked me have you said on your podcast yet that you shit in my mouth i'm like when you say it like that it's disgusting but yeah there you go i mean you

can and what i did is i just tried to laugh it off i'm like i literally have no words like i you can't say you can't you can't are you gonna be like i don't smell anything you're like there was a girl in the bathroom and she you know you can't use the lies you can't use the lies i don't smell anything like that was you he's like that was not me that was all you so guys unbelievable okay moving on holy fuck okay tipply dickily tip tip tip of the top of the mountain or the tip of his dick i don't know but how many times are we gonna say that joke we have a little tip to spice things up okay so i feel like i I do this all the time and I catch myself being horny and thinking. And so I do it.

So this is a this is a text your partner when you're with other people in public. OK, so when you're in a room with people, especially like if you're hanging out with friends and you're your guy or your girls in the room with you sending them text. Yes. So I think this is like so underrated because there's we always talk about how people get friends and your your guy or your girls in the room with you yeah sending them text yes so I think this is like so underrated because there's we always talk about how people get so turned on by like the perversion of things but people also get turned on by like the you can't do something or like when you I think the you can't do something like it would be inappropriate off limits but also

I think it's hot that like you guys are sharing this little intimate thing that no one knows about yes okay so um specifically i'm going to give you guys an example because this happened to milf hunter the other day and he was like i was fucking cheesing and then i got hard if milf hunter is getting hard over something like we got started by smiling and then all of a sudden i was hard so she texted him first and she was like I wish you were laying on me letting me play with your hair and he was like Cooper I like smiled at my phone I was like oh okay like that's kind of cute and then all of a sudden she followed it up with or even better I wish I was feeling every inch of you inside of me instead of watching this boring

movie and he was like the fact that she's sitting over there and i'm looking at her looking so innocent right so they're in a room with a group of people and they're like right next to each other and just texting nasty i love so i think when like you are whiz but you just gotta text alex i get it you're pretending that you just texted me something sexual while we're doing the podcast i did that went right over my head for a minute so if you just text me saying she wants to eat me out upside down anyways um so guys i think this is like such a good one girls and guys especially i think in college settings this is huge when you guys are hanging out in the dorm rooms etc start talking nasty to each other over sex send a dirty text to whoever you're fucking when you're in a room with other

people it's hot can you imagine what if accidentally you like send it to someone else you're like going to text the guy and like you text your mom who's like upstairs and you're like i just want you to rail me from behind it's like uh that's. That's a scary thing. You never know. It is. So guys, I think that's just a tip we wanted to bring people because, and you always ask us how to spice things up. That's a great one. So Alex had a tip and I have more of a grievance.

I have something that really pisses me the fuck off because I had to deal with this firsthand. Okay. Tell me. So there is this phenomenon where girls get turned on from the challenge of a guy having a girlfriend. Let me explain. I was in a relationship. Yep. And the guy that I was dating, we were exclusive, seriously dating.

Shocker. Whoa. Well, he was exclusive. wasn't right there we go there we go keep it all right good good good but anyways in the relationship he had you know some of the riffraff come in and by riffraff i mean girls he used to fuck or hook up with whatever that would text him right and he was so great that he would text them back and say, hey, I'm sorry. I have a girlfriend. Okay. This particular girl, Alex.

Oh, no. She texted him and said, break up with your girlfriend because I'm bored. I'm quitting. I'm putting my headphones out. I'm quitting. No. Break up with your girlfriend because I'm bored. Genuinely, that hurts my soul for every female in the world.

First of all, if a guy says he has a girlfriend and that's your follow-up, you look stupid. Second of all, you're quoting Ariana Grande. You look stupid. Third of all, every single girl, this is a public service announcement. Stop making your caption Ariana Grande. It's so embarrassing. Anything. There are so embarrassing anything there are

so many girls that are like break up with your girlfriend i'm bored and they think it's like cool and i'm like you look so fucking stupid thank you next time guys we gotta stop i'm sorry but to slide it and text the guy being like no break up with your girlfriend i'm bored i know shut the fuck up so i consider myself and you alex a little promiscuous you know like we like to have fun yeah we don't we don't take ourselves too seriously no i like i like the way that you describe that i'm usually pretty open to when girls are trying to be i don't know like a little like a little but i yes but i personally don't get the allure of a guy having a girlfriend if i reach out to a guy and he's like i have a girlfriend i'm like totally understand have a great relationship gotta go i think that the thing is and this is me

talking from my like fucked up pov when i was in college i have to admit there was something really fucked up in in my head that like i never went for guys with girlfriends but if they did end up having a girlfriend and telling me that there's something sometimes sick in girls and in guys where it's like it's a challenge i don't know i think there's the challenge aspect and then I think like they almost do it for validation yeah like I'm not feeling they don't consciously recognize it but I think a lot of times they're like I'm not feeling that great if I can get this guy yeah fuck over his girl for me like that means like I'm something that's actually interesting because I was I asked milf hunter said with this specific situation he said when I was a little bit younger I would go for girls that had boyfriends because it was just ego booster fun if they would like cheat so that's interesting I think that's a little bit different and I don't mean to go off

on a tangent then the there was one girl that did the Ariana Grande there was another girl who said I'm so happy for you guys like she's a a girl or something. Oh yeah. Stand up woman. 20 minutes later was like, are you sure that means we can't? No, no. I'm like, stand up girl.

Yeah. I bet you thought I was dating a guy once. And when we like made it official, he had like a lot of girls sliding in and he was like, Hey, I'm like, I just want to let you know, I have a girlfriend.

Yeah. And one of the girls messaged him back and was like, LOL, good luck with that. But I'm going to continue to send you nudes if that's all right with you to remind you what you're missing out on. No. And I. Sneaky, slimy, slithery, Slytherin. She fucking put the sorting hat on and she went straight to slytherin yes psycho so i think it's just we're just interested to hear you guys dm us i'm not

i personally am not like that no i'm not a guy pretty much has to like act obsessed yeah well exactly yeah me too so i'm kind of like i would rather a guy be single why am i going for a guy that has a girlfriend it doesn't turn me on. No. That he has a girlfriend. And also because if he's going to be shady towards her and like come with you. He's going to do it to you. He's going to do it to you. It's like, why?

Also, maybe I'm so psycho, but I'm like, if he has a girlfriend, that means that he likes someone else better than me, which means fuck off. Fuck off. Because I'm the best that would have ever happened. See you later. Questions of the week. Of the week, baby. Oh, baby.

Questions of the week. Questions. Did you just do the country accent? Questions of the week. Questions of the week. Okay, guys. Oh, my God. Okay, so I'm going to get right into it.

Go. This one. Go, go this one go go go go go okay my roommate is one of my best friends and we one day had the serious conversation of what we're supposed to do if one of us were to end up in the hospital it's morbid we know each other's passwords to our phones so if we need to get a hold of their parents or something we can but we have a rule that our phones will never end up in the hands of our boyfriends or our parents my roommate literally has a will on her phone with specific instructions of what we should do with her phone if anything were to happen to her. Morbid, but we think ultimately necessary since our parents and boyfriends do not need to see the nudes and shit that are on there.

No sense disappointing them when we can't defend ourselves anymore. A will? In like her notes app, like for her friend. That's hilarious. Wait, I actually... Actually a great idea. I know for a fact that if knock on wood knock on wood i

fucking was conked out anything happens to baby girl yeah um my mom would totally snoop through my phone because i just think that's the thing it's like obviously i i don't really have anything like crazy to hide but i would prefer that you go in and get rid of my yeah you have a sex tape or something oh yeah absolutely and yeah and so i would rather you go in and delete all my horny nasty fucking vibrator in the vagina videos but like also you're fucking dead so like does it matter but they're saying like why are you trying to protect your disappointment to your fucking you're dead you're dead you're dead you're dead you're dead ding dong the slut is dead okay you're right but no i kind of like it so sophia you're the one that's gonna go in and

delete my sex tape i absolutely would i'll delete i mean i would put them on my phone and like i would do stuff with them but you would want me to do that wouldn't you of course of course you would give me your blessing from up above to masturbate to your sex you can do whatever you want okay so this daddy gang member wrote in and said in need of a pep talk to my own slutty shit i drunk slept with my brother's hot best friend unlike me he gets around a lot which makes me feel shy that I am not as I am not crazy enough. But I want to fuck him again. How do I hit him up? Sweetie.

It's actually very simple. It's very simple. You text him and you say, I would like to have sexual intercourse, please. And see what happens. Yeah. What I these there's so many girls that write in and they're like i really want to hook up with this guy like i don't know like how to do it like you you text it's a man yeah he walks around with a heart on he is he has a dick he's he walks around

and he's like can i please find pussy for my dick if If you text him, all you literally have to say is like, Hey, what are you doing later? I want you. Yeah. Or like, I was just thinking about you. Yeah.

Like want to come over. Yes. Girl, stop overthinking. Boom. What, what, what,

I don't understand what this girl means. How do I hit him up? Do you remember? I, I, I slid into one of my exes when I was drunk and I literally put the booty emoji and then the phone emoji no you put a peach a peach yeah yeah the peach emoji which looks like the butt and then a phone

booty call get over here let's go that's a classic that's a classic you know anytime it comes to a man and you wanting to fuck him it's fairly simple it really is you say I want to fuck you even if he's married yeah maybe a little difficult but even still then maybe you can still slide in yeah girl you got it slide in okay this is really scary um here to tell you a little uber hack to catch a cheater we love catching cheaters and we also love cheating yeah in uber setting there is an option to indefinitely share your ride status with someone for safety purposes, in quotation marks. So get your man's phone at the bar to call an Uber, but also share his rides with yourself so you can know if he's sneaking around to unknown locations when you aren't around. Love you, daddies.

Oh, my God. You literally will see every single Uber ride he takes from then on out indefinitely whenever you want whenever you're in the mood you can just check up on him and where is he going yeah he's going to becky's house there he goes dude why does he keep going to 873 lakeview drive that's not every fucking day night at like 3 a.m guys wow i mean girls and guys that is something if you think your person's being sketchy and that's also such an easy one i feel like because like you just said being like babe like give me your phone i'll call us an uber yeah and boom bada bing bada boom damn damn daddies out here are getting smart.

Smart. And try fucking with a daddy. There you go. I love being unhealthy. Me too. God damn it. It's no fun if you're healthy. Fuck no.

Where's the fun in being a stand up gal with morals? Ew. Bro. Fuck morals. I can't. We're going on some tangent now that. Bro. Fuck morals. I can't. Disgusting. We're going on some tangent now that. Okay. This girl wrote in and said, help.

A guy has never, ever made me cum. I have been able to do it on myself for the past five years, but no guy has ever done it. And I have had multiple sex partners. I have told my boyfriend about this and he has made it his personal mission to make me orgasm. We have been very vocal about everything and communicating and he has made me close but still has not done it. Everything feels good but I just can't finish.

Please help. Give me some tips. I can't figure out if it's all in my head or I can't physically do it. So what I want to say about that is if this girl can come on her own, she can come with this guy. Yep. So my advice is whatever the thing is that gets you off yep do it in front of him have him do it with you if it's a vibrator have him like hold the vibrator yeah you know especially once you do it and you get off with him it will be easier but i think you're also it does have to do with a little bit of what's in her head right now because it's not happening she's freaking out a little bit

so you got to channel like yourself when you're masturbating while you're fucking well that's a really good point is don't go in there putting so much pressure on yourself to come because then you're not going to come yeah go in there and be like this is fun this feels good and regardless if i come or not like it's still going to be like an amazing experience. Absolutely. It feels amazing. Yeah. And even if you need to just get yourself off on your clit, like you can rub your clit.

There's nothing wrong with that. He doesn't have to do the work on your clit. You can for a little bit if you know exactly what gets you there right when he's going to get yourself off too. Right. Absolutely. Okay. Here we go this is this is actually to me really i wish i had known this

when i was in a relationship okay oh god so we mentioned the google password hack in a recent episode where you can like find out basically all of their passwords this is an equally savage one you ask your boyfriend or your girlfriend to use their phone because yours is dead or come up with any other innocent excuse that will buy you enough time to add your thumb print into their settings no so you will never have to worry about passwords again it works every fucking time all you have to do every time you pick up your partner's phone is put your thumb print down because you could have multiple fucking thumbprints and fingerprints on an iphone so like bitches literally are fucked for the rest of that guy's life with

that phone her thumbprint will forever be in there yes and he will never know it i did not know you could have multiple thumb oh my god yeah because you sometimes you do the index finger and the thumbprint you can erase one of his like do the index finger and you put yours in dude oh my god dude oh my god i mean girls and guys like again very unhealthy very genius fucking genius wow guys you gotta do the facial recognition i think that's the only safe bet. I agree. I agree. Right. Even still, then they like hold up a picture of your face. No.

Has anyone ever tried that? There's no way. I don't know. You can't even do it with your eyes closed, right? I don't think so. No. OK, so this is a very interesting question. I think we've kind of talked about it before, but hi, ladies. What is an acceptable way to ask your boyfriend to delete pictures on Instagram of him and his exes?

We have been dating for six months and there are still multiple pictures with girls on his social media. This is a tough one because there are some guys and girls that use their fucking Instagram. Their Instagram is literally like a collage of their life yeah like it's a scrapbook you know there are some people on instagram where like literally every single person they ever dated if you scroll far enough you're seeing their high school i think that's so weird it's so weird to me if i started dating a guy and there were still pictures of him and his ex like call me petty call me a mature don't really care i'd be like print out print out the pictures put them in a book yeah archive them

archive them boom like i yeah why and it's also kind of like why are you living in the past right i'm now right if it bothers the person you're with now why can't you delete the person in the past yeah for that person that's in the present i mean I think I would bring it up and just be like babe I don't mean to come off petty but like Instagram is petty and so when people go to your profile and see that shit like it doesn't make me feel great that like I'm on there with another girl as well right so if you could just respect me and get rid of those like I would really appreciate it also depending on how many ex-girlfriends he's had i don't think it's a great look that no in january it was rebecca and then in february it was sarah and then in march it's like okay hold on wait so you're about to be gone soon yeah i think i don't like that at all but i

don't give a fuck be petty and grab his fucking phone and delete it make him deactivate his instagram there we are bitches listen up, listen up. Number one, pro tip. If you have a ratchet weekend, like obviously every fucking daddy member does, if you're giving your number out, you're drunk, you're at a bar, whatever, and then you get a text the next day of the person saying like, hey, what's up? And you're like, I have no fucking idea what that motherfucker looked like last night or vice versa guys if you're like it was that bitch literally a tube but my beer goggles were on there is an app that you can download a phone number into this app and it will tell you the owner of the phone okay how many fucking times have you been like

i just got a prank call yep yeah you don't even need this doesn't need to be for ratchet night this is for anything no sophia and I found this out yesterday. I was sitting there going through all the calls we've ever gotten from random numbers. Like you said, the prank calls or if a random call to you. There was this random text. Yes. There is this guy that has been like harassing me for like the last month and will just text me like evil shit.

And we can't figure out who it is. I was able to. Now I know. Guys, straight up. You press search once you put the number in and you have the person's number. How many times have people been like, I wish I knew who this number belonged to? And it's like, well, you can.

Guys. There's a fucking application. Reverse phone lookup app. Yeah. Your life is forever changed. Yes. I guess that's it. We love you, daddy.

Guys, every Wednesday, I know we say it, but if you guys could just give us a rating and review subscribe and unsubscribe and then subscribe and then unsubscribe get your friends to subscribe take your grandma's phone star review no a five fucking five and grab everybody's phone everyone if you're like walking past them on the street just take their phone and like make them subscribe keep us alive actually i just thought of that that's actually a really good way to talk to someone at a bar if you have no idea how to go up to a girl or a guy what if you literally just go up to them like i know this is so random but like i need to use your phone for something yeah like can you can watch me yeah can you pull up your podcast app even let them do it and be like can you type in caller daddy and can you... You can watch me. Yeah, yeah. Can you pull up your podcast app? Even let them do it. And be like, can you type in Call Her Daddy

and can you subscribe? And immediately they're gonna be like, what is this? Boom, conversation started. That's actually great. Oh my God. That's such a great icebreaker. They're gonna be like,

what the hell? And guys and girls can both do it. And when the guy sees the fucking picture of Alex and I, he's gonna be like, this girl must listen to like somewhat of a slutty podcast. Right.

Therefore, she's gonna be a freak on my dick. Therefore, I want to go home with her. Woo! We love you, Daddy Gang her we love you daddy game we love you guys every single Wednesday we will see you next week goodbye