Call Her Daddy - 39- Squirting & Ghosting

Episode Date: June 12, 2019

The girls finally get into all things SQUIRTING. What is it, how to do it, how to fake it, are men into it? Give HIM a facial! Squirt or be squirted on. They also discuss some criminal activity they witnessed at the bar by multiple men, a serious Gluck Gluck update, and some new social media drama involving fake influencers. Lastly, listen up daddies, this is how you deal with being ghosted, once and for all. CHD style ;)

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy hey everybody it's cauliflower daddy no guys what's up it's call a flower daddy. Dear God. It's call her daddy. Call her daddy back at it again. Guys, it's Wednesday. Baby. Hump day. Hump a tree. Hump a leg. Hump a dick.

Oh. Hump a vagina. Okay. All right, guys. We're feeling excited today. So, I mean, we're feeling excited, but I'm never going to lie to the daddy gang. Like, I feel sick as a dog yeah you look sick you look like shit right i don't know why what happened but guys i'm gonna

power on i'm a workhorse she's don't fuck with me she's a workhorse we went apartment hunting yeah fuck us i wish we were milf hunting but we weren't we were apartment hunting very different and it's it is let's just say it's a very humbling experience extremely humbling and when i say that i mean alex and i were walking into um apartment buildings and going to the front desk and being like where is the leasing office and they were like you can go fuck yourself there's a bus that will pick you up on 6th avenue and 17th street you back to poor town you pieces of shit guys we walk into these apartments they're luxury buildings we're trying to fucking swing something we're trying to get into one of these buildings and we would walk towards the lobby and sophia would be like turn around turn around turn around get out get

out get out there's no fucking way it looks too nice it looks nice there's a chandelier there's there's marble let's go there's three doormen we can't afford this shit there's a swirly door and an electronic door we can't afford this shit get out get out there's multiple entrances let's just go let's just chalk it up as a lot you see like you see an older woman walking out with her chanel bag i'm like fuck fuck like trying to like hide that i have like a fake Tory Burch bag I'm like oh fuck a fake Tory Burch bag that's when you know shit's not going well it's not right yeah so we were like feeling a little embarrassed so we just kept trying and it's not working it's not fucking working it's so fucking expensive to live in New York City and we just are trying to upgrade a little bit but it's just not looking like it's

happening yeah so we're just gonna be out on the streets living with the rats wrestling a rat wrestling a rat okay really quickly guys we just we always have to fucking bring it to you straight we went out to the bar the other night we're always on our game we're researching for you guys and we saw yet again some more fucking shocking shit i didn't even yet again criminal behavior in the wardrobe department listen up men um sophia you should be arrested and ashamed of yourself for what you guys were fucking rocking at the bar sophia what did you see oh well i'm like on one right now i thought that this was done in the 90s okay but i saw something with my own two eyes okay a puka shell necklace no no you fucking did yes i did a man was wearing a puka shell necklace okay dude that's only in the movie like aquamarine on disney channel

who the fuck wears a puka shell i used to that used to be my jam in like sixth grade to the shore when you go to the beach i saw a man wearing one if anyone is wearing a fucking puka necklace right now listening to this podcast you are not burn daddy king burn it okay start a fire throw it in there never see it again take it off knock it off fuck no listen it can be really hot yeah when a guy wears yeah a necklace slash chain situation yeah but okay side note don't be the asshole that is holding up your chain in a fucking picture you piece of shit yeah like don't guys like hold it up from underneath out of here with that sweater no okay so but here you go guys there's a jewelry brand it's called

david yeerman or also john hardy okay you can find yourself a nice necklace or a chain or like a dog tag as inexpensive as like 200 bucks because i swear to god i mean come on just stop buying mcdonald's and weed for like a month or two everyone's being cheap as fuck getting their little gram of fucking weed why don't you save up and get yourself a nice chocolate because tell me this isn't true sophia don't count out that like it might be that little fucking glisten on your neck that gets her attention and gets your fucking wee wee sucked that night you have no idea how shallow bitches are it's the small price you're gonna pay for pussy guys yeah and guys are like i don't want a shallow girl you're gonna want a shallow girl when your

dick is in her mouth trust me you don't care how shallow the bitch is you don't give a fuck how shallow she is okay okay so i need to talk about I saw something at the bar and it got me very aggravated. Very aggravated. I hate when people get you aggravated. I saw a guy wearing a fucking G-Shock. No, you didn't. A G-Shock. No, you didn't.

When we were in fucking middle school, yeah, rock that G-Shock, baby. Fucking thumping around at gym class, checking the time. Oh, my God. Go for it. A grown-ass man. With a G-Shock. fucking thumping around at gym class checking the time go for it a grown-ass man even an apple watch disgusting guys just stop listen to me a man wearing a nice watch yeah let's tell them the hottest thing it dude and you don't need to have a rolex like it doesn't need to be a condo on my wrist situation like the young thugs say out there. Please don't ever say it again. No, I agree with you.

Call her daddy. We're not above a good deal. You guys can walk into fucking Macy's and find yourself a decent watch. You just have to be careful that it doesn't scream cheap. I would rather you not be wearing a watch than it looks so fucking shitty. Yeah. Hot. It's so hot.

You're hearing it from the fathers. The fathers themselves. You got a got a nice watch well i'll spread my legs for you it's all takes have a nice fucking silver watch have a great day everybody have a great day have a great day see you later okay um the gluck gluck has been a staple of call her daddy it's changed people's lives so many words there's no word the gluck gluck has done i it's amazing because i'm like okay all the men can thank us because we're turning these girls and their mouths into fucking turbo lux century fucking like and we're just turning girls into sluts in general which i love that's actually a great way to put it i couldn't really finish my sentence there thank you yes girls into gluck gluck performers there you go

so we have been you know providing the men with the gluck gluck from our female daddies and i want to read something really quickly because this is like the third week in a row that i have read people bringing up the gluck gluck and still not fully understanding it. And I need to read this for you. How do these people not understand? I don't know, but it keeps me up at night. I can't sleep. I see that someone goes, the Gluck Gluck 9000 has been recalled. Get the fuck out of my face. My friend. I know my friend was too embarrassed to send this herself, but I had to in order to help her and the rest of the daddy gang my friend is in college and one of the nights she got super drunk she went home with a guy and attempted the gluck

gluck on him instead of go it going accordingly she almost 100 positive gave his penis an indian rug burn she left clothes at his place and she went up to get them the next day he opened the door told her the clothes were on the counter and then went straight to his room founding fathers please help my friend and all the daddy gang so this tragedy will never happen again do you want to know how this tragedy will never fucking happen again your friend gave him a fucking indian rug burn because she's double hand twisting on his dick and that thing is dry as okay number one don't ever ever say the gluck gluck is being recalled get the fuck out of my bitch but you're daddy gang so i'm gonna love you anyways i'm gonna forgive you but still an indian rug do they not

understand that the amount of saliva uh-huh that needs to go on this penis could drown around a child a fucking baby child the amount this is a pool okay his dick should be so fucking slobbery ass wet it's like when a dog's mouth is so fucking slobbery and he's chewing on one of his toys and you go to pick it up and it's drenched that's what his fucking dick should look like scuba gear goggles a swimsuit it's being flooded you're going underwater okay you're going underwater okay i just feel bad because it's like this is so terrifying that there are some girls that think they're going in with the gluck luck arsenal and they're coming out being like i gave him an indian rug burn oh you didn't you gave him a dry ass gluck gluck one of the huge components of the gluck gluck that we explained is the level of sloppiness

and saliva that you bring. In the famous words of three six mafia, slob on my knob, like horn on the car. Slob on his knob. I don't even know if it's three six mafia. So guys, it's fine, whatever. But the point is, is if you are out there giving the gluck gluck, first and foremost, the first thing you're doing is getting a huge fucking wad of spit in your mouth and you're drowning that spit on that spit on that dick okay blackout spit on it i don't care what you have to do okay anyways wow

sorry she's got a little holy shit alex eye is twitching but she's god she's coming back down fucking a alex and i were reminiscing we love to reminisce because i mean we're with each other 24 7 so there's plenty of time to be reminiscing yes and i was reminiscing on this guy this particular man stole my heart with his dick he had a golden dick. He did have a golden dick. I saw it. You did see it. It was golden. It was really fucking incestual shit. You're like, I've seen it. I saw it too.

So, okay, let's give them a quick. Okay, so this guy stole my heart. Yes. With his dick. Yes. In my vagina, through my stomach, grabbed my heart, pulled it out of my vagina, took my heart out with his penis. Okay? Cool. It was the best sex of my life the best sex ever we completely hit it off like after we hooked up he was like we were in los angeles alex give them the backstory okay we're in la

sophia's getting heated because she's remembering the dick you're having a post-dick point flashback you sit over there you reminisce about the dick i'll quickly give the daddy game the run through so we went we were in la it was one of our la trips and sophia and i were hanging out with these guys and we both kind of were falling in love of course there was alcohol involved so like i don't know how much i had to do with it whatever who cares so sophia and i are um in a hot tub with these two guys gorgeous la guys and we just start going to town i'm making out with my guys she's making out with his we were like holy fuck these guys look like brad pitt like hashtag blessings because they saw us without makeup god damn god damn god damn we're nothing compared to the la girls no so we start hooking up it starts to become this cute little orgy but we're not like switching guys

it's just every room we're all going into we're all hooking up so finally sophia is banging this amazing guy and i'm in the same room and i'm looking. I'm like, wow, his penis is extra large. And I saw her falling in love before my eyes. I'm like, yes, sweetie. Turn out on that dick. And then you were falling in love as well. I was so in love. So pretty much we get on.

Wait, I'll say no. I was just thinking about it. I was like a little slower, like behind you. While Sophia was fucking in this room, I was laying on a beanbag with my guy and we're like staring into each other's eyes like talking heart to hearts and then we would hear like pounding and moaning behind us and I'm like yeah girl and like for some reason it was normal that like you were just getting railed why are we like hooking up in the same room I don't really fucking know anyways okay the point of the story is that we get done having the best sex ever and

he's like please stay here and i'm like i need to go back because when i was working nine to five and he's like no i'm gonna like pay for you to stay here like just stay here begging me they were both like stay here one more night yeah sophia and i couldn't yeah we end up going to the airport we like hug and kiss the guys goodbye they're like oh my god we're gonna have to plan a new york trip and what's happening on the fly alex? The entire flight home. Six hours. Six hours.

We had not slept. Yeah. That whole night went on, and then we left for our flight at 7 a.m., so we had not slept. We get on the plane, and instead of sleeping, we sit for six hours on this flight just being like, I am in love. I am in love. And I'm like talking about my guy. Let's just call him like Greg.

And I'm like, Greg, oh my God, Greg. This, Greg, this, Greg, this. And then Alex Greg. Oh, my God. Greg. This is my guy. Greg. This. And then I was like, oh, my God. Greg is great. But also like Sam. This is Sam.

This. And Sophia's like, oh, Greg. Oh, Sam. Fuck. And we're just going off. And we're like, oh, my God. Imagine like our phones when we get service and we land in new york like i can just imagine like the paragraph novel novella love letter that this man has is going to have written i'm like sophia i know like your guy is totally gonna be mushy with

it i feel like my guy's gonna like ask if i want to come back like next weekend like we kind of talked about it so the fucking flight lands we turn on our phones and we're like no no there must be something wrong let's just say crickets. Let's just say radio silence. Let's just say there was not one fucking. I thought my guy maybe had died. No, there was not one thing. Well, first we thought there was something wrong with our phones.

We're like, oh, no, just turn it back off and then turn it back on. Like double check. Maybe there's something wrong. There's a glitch. There was no fucking glitch. Yeah. We had no texts. The men didn't reach out the next day nothing didn't hear anything the next day didn't hear anything

i thought this man was my husband i heard from my guy sophia didn't hear from hers no so sophia i was fucking ghosted i was ghosted i was ghosted okay I was ghosted. I was ghosted. OK, so what we're going to get into is ghosting, ghosting because it happens to the best of us. The reason that ghosting is so fucking hard is such a hard pill to swallow is because I think a lot of times you don't believe that you're being ghosted like you. When this happened happened let me explain to you my thought process alex had to like alex and our other roommate had to watch me

talk about greg for hours a day oh yeah this went on for like almost a full month the guy you would be like cooking chicken in the fucking kitchen all of a sudden you turn around with the knife and you're like the thing that i don't understand is why would he i'm like sofia please put the knife down relax exactly so greg was a degenerate alex beautiful gorgeous man serious issues let's just put it that way serious so his friend would tell me like he doesn't have a cell phone he would ask um his friend to borrow his ipad to connect with other people he needed he needed to be connected to wi-fi and have his friend's ipad in order to talk to the outside world yeah so that was definitely a red flag when we heard that one yeah yeah but i'm sitting there thinking like okay so like maybe he just like doesn't have his cell phone and he's a degenerate like oh my god maybe

like you know he just like took too much ketamine and like went into a k-hole and like he's a degenerate like oh my god maybe like you know he just like took too much ketamine and like went into a k-hole and like he's just like tired and like he'd be out for a few days just a couple days and then he'll come at me that's the best that's the best is the girls that date guys that are complete degenerates and like the excuses they make from they're like oh my god he just you know he did way too much blow yeah and like he took a bump of like some bad molly like he'll be totally fine he'll come back in a of like some bad molly like he'll be totally fine he'll come back in a few days in a few days like he'll be back oh my god i would do that with my high school guy i'm like i know he was just like doing like sniffing aerosol cans and like

whippets and stuff like he's probably just like high in the clouds right now like give him a few hours he'll be back like he'll be back all my friends are like alex your boyfriend is a fucking he's like in the hospital i'm like it's fine baby like i'll come see you yeah so anyways i'm making up all these excuses and i'm like there's no way he's fucking ghosting me he was ghosting me okay it's hard because i think people get mind fucked and get confused because they don't necessarily know they're being ghosted but once you find out that you are being ghosted and there is no doubt in your fucking mind. Alex, what do they need to be doing? This is the thing.

Mourning a loss. Funeral. Funeral. Put on some black. Get all your friends. You're all wearing black. Get the ceremony going. Find a fucking priest or a fake priest or fucking YouTube it and have a fucking ceremony on.

Get a fake coffin. Get a coffin. Do whatever you need to do to make this shit believable because that man has died. He's dead. Deceased. To ashes. To ashes. Gone.

His soul has left planet Earth. Planet Earth. And he has risen to the fucking Heavenly Father. Yes. And he's no longer able to communicate with you via telephone because this bitch is dead. This is just a big fat PSA and we have so many people writing into us like, what the fuck do I do when I get ghosted? This is what you do.

You fucking act like that person died. I don't care if you act like they got murdered, ran over by a car, you fucking killed them, whatever you need to do. What were you saying the other day? And you were like, growing up mom oh here we go was like and it was so brilliant okay the psychologist mother told me alex if there is someone that does not want to be friends with you uh-huh why would you want to be friends with them so growing up on the playground alex is hearing this shit which is so healthy healthy and great because

honestly if this guy is ghosting you why the fuck do you want to be chasing him begging him trying to convince him to like you why do you want to be with someone you have to convince to like he doesn't fucking like you rebecca i'm sorry it sucks there's a lot of fucking people in the world and he doesn't like you and some people are like you know what like i just like really need closure like it's fine but i just need closure no you don't he doesn't like you what more do you need to know that's the thing and i think that that's what i'm trying to explain to people is like why are you trying to make excuses like you were just saying sophia you're like maybe he's in the hospital maybe he's in a k-hole regardless if someone fucking likes you they will reach out and they will make it known and if you

are getting ghosted and you're confused you need to chalk it up as they're dead because moving forward they are you're gonna look desperate as fuck if you keep going after them it's like bitch i'm not answering you and you honestly i mean we've said this so many times get a self-esteem yes and just you gotta chalk this is also the thing they're dead we're fucking millennials over here i hate that word but it's like you if they're ghosting you now take it as a fucking positive and move the fuck on yes because it's like okay maybe it wasn't even gonna work out it probably wasn't gonna work out honestly if they're ghosting you early on which is usually when the ghosting happens yeah that is great great you have not invested that

much time that many feelings like great i'm glad they did it early on there's someone for fucking everyone out there and you're gonna find someone eventually that's obsessed you and up your asshole and they're like texting you 24 7 anyone that ghosts you goodbye good day sir dead day dead dead dead dead dead what do you put ashes in oh like uh like you want to cremate them like a like a vase thing what the fuck is it called though honestly doesn't matter the person's dead the person said we're not doing a seance and we're not bringing them back to life no no so let's talk about the difference in ghosting so first of all there are people that meet on a dating app you never meet in person i mean like they're just texting and then they get ghosted and they don't get a text

from the person and they're like, I got ghosted. Guys, Daddy Gang, we love you so much. But a lot of you guys have written in with this exact scenario. If you're getting ghosted and you have not even met the person in person, fucking move the fuck on. grow the fuck up get some balls and get a life and move the fuck on grow some tits grow some balls get a life get some friends and get some alcohol and move on with your life and get a hobby yeah it's true it's like if you've never met them move the fuck on i understand that there are people like you said earlier that need closure yes when you get ghosted call her daddy is telling you there is no such thing as closure the closure

comes from knowing you're getting ghosted i completely that's it stop asking for answers stop double texting triple texting sliding into the dms into the tweets into the fucking snapchat call her daddy is saying that we understand when you're initially ghosted what you want to do is sit there and dissect every little thing and be like what happened this was going great we were having great conversation he was super into me the minute he ghosts you he is showing you his true colors and what he wants and he doesn't want you and he doesn't want your pussy and he doesn't want you in his future he's dead he's dead you fucking know bitches are out here and they're like there's no fucking way like what the fuck they're looking at the local obituaries they're like he's gotta be

in here somewhere he must have fucking died and it's like no he didn't die he just doesn't like you bitch so and you know what the the guy that ghosted me alex who came sliding the fuck in a year later huh this man that ghosted me you know who didn't respond me so girls or guys proud of you you're getting ghosted you will have your your vengeance your or just fuck his dad or fuck his friend he'll be back yeah um okay i think that also we can't be going into relationships yes not even relationships just talking to people and looking at them and listening to them after one date and be like oh my god he said that he's like literally never met a girl like me okay i'm so glad you brought this up i know when you're dating i'm not telling people to be pessimistic or cynical but honestly nine out of ten times

it's probably not going to work out this probably isn't going to be your husband yeah and I know that sounds horrible but it's okay yes it's okay it's fine it's gonna be okay totally fine we're good and when a guy is sitting there and saying like he is super into you and crazy about you and likes you and all this shit take what a man says with a grain of salt that's all we're trying to say especially when this man's dick is about to enter you you know what i mean we've said it before if you're about to get fucked and all of a sudden this guy is like oh my god you're so chill like you're so cool like oh my god let's go like this summer we're gonna go to italy and all this shit and then he fucks you and then you never hear from again and then you're in your fucking apartment with your friends and you're

like but he said we're gonna go to italy because you're being a dumb bitch and you believed everything he had to say he just wanted to get the fucking pussy no so girls and i guess this can go for guys too it can go for guys it too. It can go for guys. It can, but for example, because I just want to give guys also advice where I have gone on a date with a guy and my, when I go on a date, I'm putting on the same performance for every single guy, basically. I act so into it, full attention, flirting, laughing, happy. And by the time the date is over, he's like, oh my God, she's so into me. And then I get home half the time and i'm

like oh i don't really feel like seeing him ever again right and then he'll text me a bunch of times and i ghost him and what that's what i'm trying to tell girls is when you have to think have you ever ghosted a guy and then you have to think okay so when he ghosts me yourself in his shoes like his mindset think of when you've ever ghosted someone and you're like wait but i acted like i enjoyed the whole thing that's the same thing that they're doing to you they may act like they're so in love and then all of a sudden they just never fucking talk to you again yeah so man the fuck up have a fucking funeral and move on ghosting fucking sucks out ghosting sucks but there's too many fucking more opportunities it's so easy to walk outside and find another person find a girl find a guy

yeah so don't get hung up on ghosting is what we're trying to tell you guys and honestly if you guys have just started talking i do not feel bad for you no just stop i was ghosted if you get ghosted by your husband then maybe i'll feel bad i also want to say though if it is a one night stand and they don't call you back that's not a that's not a ghost that's just you reading the fucking situation wrong you got played you ate everything up that they said. And now they're not calling you. No, they fucked you. That's all they wanted.

And now they're not calling you. You're not getting ghosted. You're just an idiot. Yeah. So just man up. Grow some tits. Grow some balls. Boop, boop, boop.

Beep, beep, beep. Instagram, Instagram, Instagram. Social media. God damn it. Maybe we're annoying you guys with all of this ranting and raving about it. Sit back, relax and enjoy, bitches. Drink the Kool-Aid. So sit back, relax and listen to this fucking caption of this fucking picture.

Guys, we have talked about people on the Internet making their children Instagrams. They'll know. They'll know the second I start reading it. Sophia's about to read a caption on Instagram. Go ahead. Hello, world. Made my grand entrance six days ago, and wow, it's bright out here. A couple of things.

First off, it's way easier to type on this iPhone. So much more room than last week. And how good is milk? Can't get enough of it. So many things to take in i finally met mom and dad the whole family as well and my room is so cute keep going keep going right now i sleep in mom and dad's room and when i wake up in the middle of the night, I catch Mom and Dad staring at me.

I mean, what are they looking at? I don't know why this is so... Keep going. This morning, I gave them a small smile. I think Mom even cried. Now I know what you are all thinking. Will I keep posting? Of course! now I know what you are all thinking will I keep posting of course

every Tuesday I'll fill you in and hopefully dad can get my angles because when you're this young you never need the pretty filter okay everyone time for more milk chat soon hold on

I have multiple things to address here. Are you fucking kidding me? Are they posting every Tuesday? Hold on. Who came up with that? Why every Tuesday? What's happening on Tuesday? For anyone that has no idea what Sophia just read, there is a couple.

Should we say who it is? Yeah. It's the couple from The fucking bachelor who was the i mean everyone like pretty much already knew it was like the guy ari everyone hated him her name's lauren lauren loy and dyke okay okay ari from the bachelor and his wife they have a they had a child that she was pregnant. And while she was pregnant, she was writing captions, pretending like the child in her womb was typing these captions. Yes. Now the child she was she was impersonating her own unborn fetus child.

And now the fucking poor child was born. I thought the post would stop. Me too. I thought that once, you know, this wasn't like a fictional character just in outer space in her belly, just fucking hanging out. She would be like, now that this is an actual human in the world, like I'm not going to have some respect. I'm not going to continue embarrassing my poor child.

And subject my child to this horrific decision I made. Now that this baby has popped out of this lady's vagina and she is continuing. Wow, milk tastes so good. Are you out of your fucking mind? It's way easier to type on this iPhone. Guys, the baby's typing on the iPhone. It's a fucking child prodigy.

Someone come get him. Holy shit, literally born, what, like two weeks ago? And he's typing on an iphone dude it's no i want to know at what age the parents stopped doing this like is this kid gonna be like fucking 16 years old 17 years old walking into like his high school cafeteria and his friends are like yo dude like you fucking why the fuck are you posting that shit on instagram you fucking loser and he's like sorry guys like my mom she still has like this account for me like honestly when when do the

parents like knock it off oh yeah like when do they give the account over to the kid it's they don't have to give it over till he's 18 dude that's so fucking true he walks into school and they're like hey you fucking pussy i just saw you said you were fucking baking cookies the other day he's like guys it's my mom stop yeah literally the poor kid yeah but you're right what age four five ten sixteen twenty twenty 5, 10, 16, 26. Guys, I'm getting married today. Mom and dad are getting old. I'm going to miss it when they conk out. Then I'll get my Instagram once they die, though.

That will be fun. Like, oh. Can you? There's just no words. I don't really know what to say. No, there aren't. It's insane. But yeah.

So guys, every single fucking Tuesday. Every Tuesday. If you want to hear from baby whatever it's name is. What's the account name? Alessi Loyendyke. L-U-Y-E-N-D-Y-K. Wow Alessi. I'm so sorry buddy.

Is it a boy or a girl? It's a girl. It has a bow. Okay. I think I've been calling it a boy this whole time. But. But whatever. Sweetie. sweetie oh sweetie sweetie i am so sorry you are not i mean i i assumed it was a boy from the way the mom was right she's already trying to make her daughter a fucking basic ass influencer and it's horrible let's speaking of influencers um okay how do we get into this here we go here we go here we go I wish

so badly we could say this girl's name but like Alex and I are trying this new thing where we like don't put women down and don't call people out so it doesn't even matter if it's a woman it's a man it's a unisex I don't even care it doesn't matter we're just gonna talk shit where we want to talk shit so guys so we I want to talk about influencers

really quickly because listen you can't knock the game there are so many people making so much money on instagram and it's amazing what we really want to focus on is the people that are pretending that they are making money on instagram and they are pretending to be influencers it's influencers that are posting things and they will put the hashtag ad ad so it looks as if they are getting paid to post and there's no fucking way that these people are getting paid to post and i want to give you a fucking concrete example here we go tangible tangible evidence here this bitch that sophie and i both follow she's about 100k on instagram she's one of the worst engagement rates i've ever fucking seen she gets like maybe 500 to a thousand likes no shade on that i'm just

trying to make the point of like i'm about to explain to you who she's saying is paying her yes okay i'm gonna lose my shit this girl is wearing a man chester city jersey okay here we go she posted on her page pretending that manchester city paid her to post on her 100k okay and manchester city mind you has 12.8 million okay on instagram this is her caption planning to celebrate man city title this weekend together with my bestie follow man city for exclusive updates about the team and the game hashtag man city hashtag ad she posted then another one congrats on at man city on winning the premier league title my true champions hashtag man city hashtag ad hashtag champions this influencer is sitting on a couch wearing a man city jersey pretending that manchester city is paying a girl in the united states with 100k followers and the

worst engagement rate in new york city to post a a a company man and an organization manchester united with manchester city manchester city with 12.8 million followers was like you know who we and an organization. Manchester United. Manchester City. Manchester City with 12.8 million followers was like, you know who we need? You know who we need? We need on our team. We need fucking Christina Georgiansen. That's her name. We need Christina Georgiansen.

That lives in New York. That has 100K followers. She speaks to the masses. People listen to her. She's taking over the world. We need her on our side and on our team. Please, Chelsea, Christina, help us. What am I even saying?

Please post on your couch that you're going to watch the game so that everyone else does. Because if you don't, we're not going to get any. We don't, we don't know if this corporation can continue. Christina, you don't fucking get in your fucking East village apartment on your $20 fucking couch with your fake ass flowers. And fake ass friends.

And posting hashtag ad, hashtag man city no man city is not fucking paying any influencer to go watch their fucking game this imagine if i was like go yankees like everybody tune into the yankees tonight like go mlb hashtag ad hashtag i want i want to explain i or no i'm trying to understand what's happening so is this girl reaching out to man city and being like can i please post in your jersey no this is what usually happens what's happening this situation is very specific and different usually what girls will do that have no fucking they have a following or they have like they'll reach out to fucking trust me and be like, please, please.

And they're like, fine, we'll send you a shampoo and conditioner for you to post. Yeah. So they basically ask for free product in return for a post. These girls are not getting paid most of them, which I understand the hustle of some girls. You have to start doing that in order to start getting paid. But this specific situation, she has a fucking jersey. she put it on and she's pretending to do an ad no one is sending her a free jersey to post nobody so this situation like this girl's lost it guys there's also more to it i feel like man city is like please leave us wait no please delete it please leave please leave us alone why are you putting ad, what were you about to say? Sophia, what was the other ad she did the other day?

She did an ad for 7-Eleven. And I don't know if you guys are familiar with what 7-Eleven is, but it is a gas station. It is a place that you pull your car up to to fill up the gas tank with gasoline. And I'm pretty fucking positive. I'm pretty positive that a gas station is not like that is a multi-million or billion dollar company was not like, Oh my God,

we got to drive traffic. People are not driving as much as they used to. People are using electronic cars. Tesla's fucking us over. We need people buying gas. Get fucking Christina posting now to her 100K followers. She will drive this company forward. Stocks are plummeting.

Get Christina on this now. Have her post an ad. She literally posted a story walking into 7-Eleven, buying something and being like, hashtag ad posted in walgreens and put ad she did it i'm like i know for a fucking fat now i'm getting pissed walgreens was not like please get christina on the case get christina on the case no this is the thing i influencers, you're making money, and that shit's fucking bomb. It's like, goddamn, all I have to do is post a bikini picture, and this bitch is going to pay me a couple grand.

Amazing. But when it is so obvious that you are an influencer, you are not getting paid. You don't get that many likes. Fucking, this bitch did one for Pantene. I'm done. Pantene is not paying her. No. To do a campaign panting panting is not paying her no to do a campaign is not paying her she is one of those girls that's just getting a bunch of free shit and posting it and anyone can really do that and listen i know people are like don't shit on

everyone but i'm like i'm sorry but when you are acting like manchester city is paying you and quite frankly shitting on people is funny so yeah sorry if i can get a sense of humor like we always say we're in the comedy section not health and wellness get off our dick bye squirt central bitches let's go squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirting oh my god how have we not talked about squirting? The squirtmeister. I want to get up on this table and squirt all over this equipment in this room. I want it to shut down. There was so much liquid.

Yeah. We should do it at this station. Caution when wet. Let's get those yellow signs and place them everywhere. Let's go out in the middle of the office and just start squirting everywhere. Okay. Guys, squirting. Holy shit. Where do we even start? What what is squirting for those that don't know squirting is when the woman is being aroused sexually yeah and fluid comes out of her vagina

but it's not like your regular kind of um discharge type of stuff right it's like a full-blown it's like a little waterfall stream coming out yes like it's kind of similar to p similar to p but p is it p or is it here we go or is it guys so many people we put it on our um instagram asking you guys questions again if you don't follow us on instagram go follow us on instagram call her daddy but we were asking people like questions you have about squirting and the main question is what the fuck is it what the fuck is it and the thing is is it pepe is a little bit of pee pee the funny thing is is that there is no evidence that says exactly what squirting is there's no answer bitches there's there are some like articles

that were saying like it is kind of pee but it's not pee but like it comes from the same place that pee does but like the substance is not actually urine and then it's like oh there are glands in your vagina and it comes from the glands and it's absolutely not pee yes moral of the story is it doesn't fucking matter it doesn't matter squirt and a squirter is a squirter and some shit is going all over a guy's face and they love it and they're fucking here for it and that's all that matters yes so let's get into it squirting squirting there are a lot of girls that squirt and there are a lot of girls that don't know how to squirt let's address both okay so there's girls that squirt mix squirters there's super soakers fucking shamoos with a blowhole

shamu blowhole squirt squirt central bitch so super so that's amazing so these girls every terrible look super soaker okay get that juice. Okay. It's blacked out. Oh, juice. Okay. Oh, juice. Yeah. Okay. So girls that squirt. A lot of girls I think are insecure about it.

Yes. And then obviously there are some girls that are like, yeah, bitch, you're lucky. This is what's really funny about it is there's girls that squirt and they exactly like what you said, they get embarrassed or insecure about their squirting. And there's girls that do not squirt that feel less than because they're like guys think squirting so hot i can't do it so am i not as hot they feel left out it's kind of funny they're like i want to get in on it okay so why are girls insecure sophia well i think usually it's when girls are squirting a huge amount right okay so like when we're talking about squirters i'm talking about the girls that like you need to like change the sheets after the

mattress is so yeah blah blah blah yeah basically guys it gets messy it does and so to those that don't know like how intense squirting can be basically like you can literally stain a mattress like we've had guys right in being like this girl squirted so much that like my you can like you can literally stain a mattress like we've had guys right in being like this girl squirted so much that like my you can like you can ruin furniture literally ruin yeah ruin yes take it down yes so i think when it comes to squirting a lot of girls that squirt wrote in and were like i squirt every time i have sex and so i just feel embarrassed because I think like this guy thought it was hot but now that it's every single time it's exhausting for both of us because we're going to have sex and it's like here we go the sheets are about to be ruined and the cleanup process is way more than just a little bit of fucking jizz on her belly button it's like this shit is rocks your fucking

world yeah I think that's such a good point alex nine out of ten times i think men think squirting is so hot so hot so with that said my advice is if you're a girl and you know that you're a huge squirter i think that you should bring it up i agree before it's gonna go down before you're gonna fucking drench him and he's gonna drown in your score and you have to take him to the hospital he's like i'm literally drowning he's like i don't know how to swim pass me a floaty we're so immature but did you say pass me a floaty quick throw on the floaty or like what's the thing that they throw out the noodle? Oh, bring a noodle with you. We're so stupid. We're done.

No, but I want to point out, though, that we did ask a lot of guys because the girls want to know what the guys think. We did ask a lot of guys. Do you think squirting is hot? We asked guys in this office that we work at and they were like, holy fuck, that's so hot. But if you're one of those girls and you can't control it, honestly, I think you bring it up.

I think that you should prepare like there has to be some type of preparation yep if you know that that's what's going to go down like maybe have sex in a different room yeah have sex in the bathroom make sure you're putting down like however many towels you think you need fucking put a tarp put a plastic cover on your bed like i don't know what you got to do but like just do it so you don't have to worry about it while you're fucking it is so true so like if you've ever fucking seen what is it the netflix show have you ever seen the show dexter no the guy is a serial killer and before he goes to kill someone he puts tarp all over the fucking room so the blood doesn't

get everywhere well that's basically how you have to kind of go with it with the squirt very cute very cute comparison. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but I just think, like, if you're squirting a fucking juice box at his forehead every fucking time you're fucking, like, you got to be a little bit. There has to be preparation. This kind of, I think it kind of takes the spontaneity out of it. You can't just like, you can't be like, let's do a quickie, like, right here. Like, you can't have a quickie in his car.

But honestly. Imagine a quickie. No, what you do is you have a quickie on top of his car put the windshield wipers on squirt all over his windshield clean that shit in his car it's beautiful honestly so what so what you can't be as spontaneous as like some other girls who fucking cares you can squirt bitch you're a unicorn yes you can squirt that's fucking hot guys like go through all the porn looking for squirters okay they spend an hour searching porn hub yeah and honestly find yourself a guy who doesn't have a problem with it yeah if you find a guy that's a little bitch like i read he has an issue yeah bye bitch get the fuck out of here you little bitch boy i was actually something so fucked up and illegal that i stopped myself but i would get

that man in trouble with the police that's all i have to say okay so okay so girls if you're squirters relax enjoy yourself and find a real man that can handle it but just prepare a little bit give him a little heads up but you don't have to be like i'm a squirter i'm a squirter get ready for the super soaker coming out your face you can like relax you can be like oh like just so you know like i get really really really wet yeah and then boom fucking waterfall niagara falls up in his fucking mouth and he's like what the fuck bitch anyways okay and all the girls that can't squirt okay so i guess there's girls that squirt but they can control it and to you fucking hats off to you fucking hallelujah that's fucking awesome bitch

you're amazing wow teach us a chameleon a squirting chameleon they can really go either way okay and for those girls who cannot squirt let me tell you we have options we have goddamn options because this is call her daddy and we will never left out no we will never lead you astray i think what do you mean by options i'm like nodding my head over here like yes options i'm like what fucking so this girl is shammy without a blow hole oh fucking a if you don't have a blow hole can we start calling vaginas blowholes that sounds like a wide gaping hole but sure no it was little right oh no fuck it fuck it a blowhole okay okay if you don't have a blowhole but you're still a whale what do you do what do you do okay if you're a woman and you don't squirt we have we have several options for

you a is try to squirt okay i can say you know i'm not gonna say me but i know someone very close close to me and it's not alex but i know her very well i don't know we've both experienced a few times god a handful of times okay someone we someone in this room that's both of us have experienced we know someone yes that is not a squirter right but she has squirted before so she's squirted like maybe five to ten times in her lifetime right okay and she said the times that she did were when her G-spot was being seriously focused on. Have the guy focus on the G-spot while also stimulating your clit. Yes. Which either way you should be doing because that shit feels amazing.

The biggest feeling you have when you are about to squirt is that you're going to pee so if i were you before sex girls pee go into sex and when you feel that pee feeling you just literally you let it go let it go let it go can't hold back the squirt anymore squirt it out okay um anyways so okay if you feel that i think also we've talked about like i know a position that there's two i think we've both talked about it's when you're on top yep or i think also when he is um fucking you with kind of your legs over his shoulders but instead put them on his chest so they're like bent okay and then some like that angle is gonna hit your g-spot right and put the pillow underneath your butt and it will it will feel pretty great

i'm also gonna add that you can squirt and it doesn't even have to be sex oh totally i think maybe if you're really trying to maybe getting fingered i agree is one of the best ways to do it because he can really control what part of your vagina like he's stimulating and not to mention let's just get the fucking guy out of the equation girls if you really want to try to squirt oh yeah get in your goddamn bedroom get a toy and go for it because i do think if girls really want to try to squirt for the first time yeah sometimes it's with a guy because they do something you've never felt before that you haven't done to yourself or if you want get in your bedroom and like try it out work on your clit work on your g-spot and like just fucking go for

it and like make it your goddamn mission every night fucking masturbate and see if it happens some other things i think kegels kegels we like haven't really talked about those but those are huge that will really help you squirt girls if you've tried to do it the truthful way the honest way and you can't drink a shit ton of water oh no and fucking pee on this man no don't eat asparagus don't drink soda drink a shit ton of water so you know that's coming out clear and it's not going to be yellow whatsoever and fucking pee you're dead ass serious right now i'm so serious why not i guess that's actually kind of really smart why not like be so hydrated i mean throughout the day your pee is so clear yeah and aren't people on the internet being like uh

squirting his pee and like we don't even really know. So why not? So why the fuck not? Fucking pee all over that bitch. Fucking pee on that man. Golden shower. Even think it's a squirt shower, but it's a pee shower basically. You just got to make sure that you are so hydrated.

That it's so clear. Yeah. And that it's not going to have any smell or anything. And this man will think that you squirted. You know, you never know what to expect on call her daddy everyone's gonna leave this episode and be like oh my god yeah so what'd you learn this week and it's like so i'm gonna get super hydrated and peel over this man's face and he's gonna think i squirted everywhere and then to all of our guys that listen to call her daddy i swear to god if any of you are

being a little bitch when a girl squirts never make i get it if it's a bitch about like she fucks up some type of furniture in your house but don't be an asshole to her because that can just be like a very it's like a personal thing and girls feel fucking weird about it sometimes so be a soldier and don't be a fucking pussy soldier on what else should we talk about just side note about squirting before we move on is like the squirting and porn oh is i want to say most of the time fake oh wait yeah explain that to people like they put something they're either doing the pee thing that i just said right or they're i love how i'm just talking about it like i know you're like so the last time i was doing porn i was on my set and yeah so or they have like these little things i can't remember what they're called but

they put it up their vagina and when they clench their vagina muscles it like breaks open the seal and water comes like gushing out okay so it's like fake yes i mean guys i don't want to like break the news to you but a lot of porn is fake yeah so like when you watch porn because i've seen it and it's like holy fuck that is an actual like we just said a super soaker coming out of her vajini yeah like that shit's fake so don't be discouraged if like maybe your squirt isn't as cute as her squirt squirting squirt squirt squirt

bitch that's all I have to say about squirting I like it I love it I love it wow should we get into questions oh questions yes they week I know you like when I do that Wow. Should we get into questions? Oh, questions! Yes, yes, oui! Oui, oui! I know you like when I do that.

Okay. Okay, Sophia. Yes. I'm gonna go first. Okay. I deserve that. Oh, right. You're like, please stop. Okay. My boyfriend loves butt stuff. Don't we all, sweetheart? When we are sober, he can stick a finger or two

in and it feels good. But as soon as he goes to stick his dick in me, it's so painful. But when I'm drunk, I can do like just the tip of his dick. I really want to surprise him one day by being able to stick in his whole dick. Any advice? Also, I love you guys. Binge listen to podcast. Okay. Love you, daddy. When you're masturbating get some butt plugs and like maybe i know this sounds a little aggressive but like as you're doing it on your own girlfriend if you're trying to figure out how to one day show up and be ready to take that dick up your ass from your boyfriend maybe practice slowly like each night that you're trying to like masturbate and stuff put something in there a little bit farther a little bit farther

and then like to start getting your butthole used to i think but anything like so she said that he's been putting two fingers in there i think that's like a great start the tip of the dick but plugs are amazing yep lube hi lube like you guys need yeah i hope that this girl is like right making sure that he's completely like we said his dick should be a wet slippery seal and then just slowly ease into it straight up straight up okay okay this is stati gang member odin this is probably psycho and i'm unwell so that doesn't help but i'm going to be taking plan b for the first time in the am and i'm freaking the fuck out and you guys girl and you guys bring it up often on the podcast so any words of encouragement advice would be really helpful because i feel like i'm gonna die immediately after taking it

we got a first timer we got a first timer everybody give her a round of applause you are not gonna notice shit from this plan b it might it might as well be a tic-tac sweetheart you pop that thing you won't even remember and fucking add it to your vitamin regimen sweetie and you are good to go no i'm kidding girl you do not need to be worried i'm happy that this girl is practicing yeah not safe sex per se but like safe sex in our book call it any book if you take plan b that's safe sex fuck a condom but pop a plan b after well we should get sponsored by a yeah we do but maybe we should also get sponsored by a plan i know we really should day after no but listen girl i know it's scary and i know people are like oh my god you're gonna fuck up your organs and you're going to do this.

Listen, if this is your first time taking Plan B, sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart. There are many women in the world that have popped about an entire fucking bottle of that shit. So one is not going to hurt you. OK. OK. Oh, this is a goodie. Sophia, get ready for this.

There is a boy I started talking to on Hinge a while back and I learned quickly he was pretty kinky and into just about anything sexually. I played along and got comfortable with him pretty quick, too. It was super casual thing. We would hook up a few times a month. The sex is great and it's always a good time. Occasionally, we engage in FaceTime sex. And one time while FaceTiming, I decided to just have fun with it and go for it.

He was about to finish and asks me where he should come without missing a beat. I said, in your mouth he looked at me and said oh wow that's hot and proceeded to angle his dick to where he then finished finished and aimed the cum perfectly into his mouth he swallowed so this guy ate his own cum okay there's a couple things going on here okay there's a couple things going on okay this is how powerful the few seconds before a man comes are i bet you that this guy doesn't even want to eat his own cum right but the fact that he was about to come and she asked out of him he's like okay fine right there he was like fine i'm gonna come she could have been like come in your eye

and he's like okay fine fuck actually actually she could have been like pull your dick off shove it up your asshole and come inside of your body okay okay so that's one thing that's such a good point yeah um the other thing though is men and eating their own cum i am never gonna judge i'm never gonna say like no gross i don't fully understand it i feel like if it's for a guy if it's coming out of your body poop pee cum like don't try to retrieve it just like kind of like don't try to put it back in yeah yeah yeah right uh oh let me think let me think about this one for a minute how would i feel if the guy that i was just fucking instead of like trying to imagine if you were like come in my mouth baby he's like no fuck i want it to go in my mouth can i be don't be selfish let me swallow too i'm like oh can i

be perfectly honest sweetheart i kind of would i kind of would rather not want no i kind of would want to see him do it not for the fact that he's eating his cum but for the fact that like can he really angle his dick okay okay here we go come squirting out that perfectly into his mouth it's like a dolphin like and then he like catches the cup when you throw for his being the drug jumps up and yes or when you throw a little fish at a dolphin they're like that's him yes i kind of want to see that in action okay yeah yeah okay this is a this can be a long answer but there's a lot of layers one i agree with you i really would honestly love to see a man squirt his own jizz into his mouth because that's some acrobatic shit that's like olympic i mean talent however i'm gonna say that i personally don't know

if i would be living for the moment that my man swallowed his own cum you know i've got a mouth it could always go down my throat but if you're into it and you want to take it then like go for it obviously this is different for girls yeah girls licking their own cum is hot hot hot right sexy sexy sexy sexy but when men do it it's not it's a fucking double standard it's fucked up isn't it men it is isn't it men guys can you write in as men and tell us like if you would ever be down to do that or is this just like a specific fetish that some other guys have fetishes are fun okay next i have a tip that is gonna rock some fucking world tip of the dick

fuck some people up get some people laid get some people pregnant yes all right got a tip for you guys credit cards are important guys can get a fake no limit black card by ordering them online and it comes with your current shitty credit card numbers and strip on it so anytime you pull out your black card, it makes a good impression. I fucked this. Fuck! Oh, shit! God damn it! A fake black card. You see a guy pull this out, you think he's rich.

He literally has $17 in his bank account and you want to fuck him as if he's fucking Bill Gates. God, dude, this is like really fucking with our blueprint to when Sophia and I go out, we're like look at the watch and look at the credit card i know and is there a hundred dollar bill in there yeah the black card wow they're trying to fuck us i know so girls no one's safe anymore no one's safe i guess that's our way of catfishing like girls can do a bunch of like plastic surgery and makeup guys can have fake black cards god damn it i'm sorry but i'm going to tell the daddy gang how to get ahead and how to get laid yeah you, you got to watch out for that shit. Okay. All right.

I want to quickly read two of these things because it's like this epidemic. Okay. So basically this one girl was saying that she feels betrayed. I received an anonymous DM on my Instagram from a fake account. Basically asked me if I had interest in sending nudes in return for money. So I'm not a dumb bitch, but i'm feeling pretty fucking dumb right now first of all what a stupid question of course i'm interested in money buddy said i could send something casual even just like a booty pic in some booty shorts so after about a half hour of

shamelessly chatting i end up sending this guy a butt pic okay seconds after the photo had been sent buddy had me blocked and his fake account was deleted i was trying to do the poor guy a solid and help him out in return for 350 bucks should i be scared or humiliated or pissed that i got scammed out of 350 bucks and sent a butt pic then i had another girl right in saying that i was trying to get a sugar daddy i sent this guy nudes while i was in a relationship with another guy because this guy was offering me like a hell of a lot of money for pics and i figured why not i wasn't gonna tell my boyfriend it was gonna be a one-time thing ends up that the sugar daddy stalked me found my insta and found out i had a boyfriend and sent my boyfriend all the

screenshots of my nudes that i was sending this guy my boyfriend broke up with me and the sugar daddy never ended up paying me and blocked me and i don't even think he was a real sugar daddy okay girls i want to do a big fat public service announcement to the daddies because we care about you why are these girls sending pictures without getting paid for okay thank you but listen this is so fucking common and i want to get real with you guys i know we're always joking but like every fucking girl listen up it is 100 normal it's not normal but like it is normal in today's culture for like girls big okay i want to make like 500 a thousand bucks like yeah i'm gonna fucking send a picture make sure your face is not in it please girls but you guys have to be so fucking careful the amount of scams that happen

of girls being like oh he's gonna send me this shit and then you send him a nude and he's gone disappeared forever like both of these girls got gypped And so if I am you guys and you see a fake account and they're messaging you, get fucking paid first. I mean, at the very least, have them Venmo you half of it. Half of it. At the very least. Yep. 100%.

You have to be like, we'll go half. You send me half. I'll send it to you. You send me the other half. And I'm going to say, I'm sure maybe even the majority of the time, like they're trying to fuck you over. Oh, 100%. Oh, whatever. But that was just a big fat you over. Oh, 100%. Oh, whatever.

But that was just a big fat PSA. All right. Go ahead, Sophia. Very interesting. Very. Okay. We haven't talked about cheating this episode. I mean, come on.

Wait. What the fuck? This question. Is it considered cheating if you send- Nope. Nudes. Never cheating. If you send nudes slash sex back and forth with another person that is not

your boyfriend yeah caller dies you say no but like but like yes yes that's yeah i'm gonna say that's a flat out that's a flat out it's not wrong no but it is cheating it's cheating but it's not bad sweetheart do whatever you fucking want absolutely but like let's not kid ourselves no that's cheating yeah that is cheating sweetie that's full-blown hardcore breakup worthy cheating you sending a text message saying i want your cock in my pussy and here's a photo of a spread little vagina with a dildo and me i mean i'm gonna say that's some good old-fashioned cheating sweetheart but you do you you do you but let's let's not pretend we're not doing things that we are you know what i mean like but like is it cheating and like if that's not cheating what is cheating i don't know but good for you sweetheart slay queen cheat queen okay this

is a quick little one this This is a fun little opportunity. Revenge story. My ex cheated on me, so I put up a Craigslist ad of his dick pics under men seeking men and put his phone number. Not sure if this is illegal, but fuck you, motherfucker. Dude. How fucking good. Daddy.

Daddy. How fucking good is that? that guy is getting dick pics uh like the rest of the he's gonna have to change his phone number i fucking love every every gay man on in whatever state they're in it's like i hope this guy's i hope this guy's fucking battery life is a piece of shit now from the amount of dick pics and he can't cheat with any women because he's about to get dick down by the entire state of North Carolina. Amazing.

I love it. Good for you, girl. Good for you. I don't know if it's illegal. Honestly, who gives a fuck? He'll never fucking find out. Who cares? Okay, I think that's it.

Oh my God. Daddy gang. Daddy gang. We love you so much. That was pretty fun. I hope every girl out there is just starting to squirt it up. Squirt up, squirt it up squirt up

squirt down squirt them all around all around and i swear to god if you guys get fucking ghosted they're dead they're dead ding dong they're dead ding dong the little bitch is dead and it doesn't matter and you're a daddy so you're on to the fucking next there's always bigger better out there so we're not just talking penis we're talking bank accounts we're talking everything bigger and better so guys you know the drill if you can just take a second and leave us a rating and review unsubscribe resubscribe that really helps us a lot it keeps the show going you never know you never know and we're also talking live show we're talking live show we'll let you know we'll let you know yeah

it's it's coming we promise we know we've been saying it a while hump day hump day bitches it's time to uh i think it's about time we go get ourselves a drink sophia oh yeah it's uh 12 48 p.m yep time to go time to go love the daddy time to get fucking hammered i hope you guys have the best day we love you guys so much every fucking wednesday call her daddy, bitches. Ooh, a little relaxation on that a-hole. So I don't know. Ooh, a-hole, a-hole. And I don't know if me. A-hole, a-hole, on your a-hole.

Okay, I'm sorry. Dude, it fucking sucks. Ajo. Ajo. Ajo. Ajo. Guys, try it with us. Ajo.

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