Call Her Daddy - 40- Rejection & Exposing the Clit

Episode Date: June 19, 2019

The girls discuss their encounter with a #daddygang member at a drug store in NY and let's just say shit got wild! They also introduce some new sex pointers, including a move that Alex said made a man cum in under one minute- cue the ‘Pendulum Pussy'. And lastly, they get into REJECTION. It's happened to all of us, and this is how to deal, like a daddy. P.S. It is with heavy hearts, we include a surefire way to know if your girl is faking it. Protect yourself!

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy hello everybody it's call her daddy daddy's what's up it's us it's alex it's sophia back at it again it's hump day Wednesday uh you guys have spoken and we are listening and milf hunter he will be coming on the podcast very very soon yeah guys I think it's like one of our obviously highly requested things to do on this glorious podcast so we want you guys to be writing into us like what do you want to hear from him yeah do you want him to be you know talking about his sexcapades do you want him to be talking about strategy conquest his conquest his strategies let

us know um before we get into the episode we have to address the fact that it was just fucking father's day happy happy father's day from the father from the father it's our day oh my god i wish we could have had father's day on wednesday i know it would have felt very appropriate but father's day but thank you so much we love you guys it was just an interesting feeling to like feel like i was a father on father i've never felt that way yeah this year it was different it was very different yeah i was like happy father's day our children our daddy gang yeah yeah oh my god they're out here thriving and sucking and fucking thank you for all the gifts you guys i love being your father you make us proud yep okay so we just want to give you guys a recap something unbelievable

incredible beautiful happened unbelievable honestly wouldn't have had it any other way i am gonna not say who but one of us you was really it was you i'm putting you right under the bus alex is trying to say it was me but it was her okay she was buying emergency contraception at walgreens sofia made me go with her in the morning to go buy plan B. And I was like, okay, I'll get myself an ice cream. You buy plan B. One of us was purchasing the day after pill, the plan B, whatever you want to call it. And we were in line about to purchase this.

There was no one in this. No. Walgreens. And all of a sudden behind us we hear daddy gang and we turn around and one of our precious precious members of the daddy gang was right there right there now guys i want you to visualize like sophie and i had both gone out drinking the night before we are wearing sunglasses hats hoods alex you i'm not gonna lie alex you look like you had been fucking a train was ran on you thank you thanks for that um so but i wasn't the one buying it so okay anyways so this girl was like daddy gang and

we turn around and i'm like this is the most call her daddy situation to ever exist this girl walks in it was like a what like a wednesday morning yeah at maybe 11 30 yeah noon we look like absolute trash like I have like mascara down my face like my hair is fucked up I was gonna say I had cum in it but like I don't need to be this disgusting my mom's like you really don't need to go there anyways it's the truth then you speak your truth and only your truth oh well so anyways we look like trash okay yeah disgusting whores the thing is is i didn't need to make the announcement but i was like so excited that daddy gang was there and it was such a call her daddy moment because like what are the chances i'm sitting there buying plan b right actually very very likely because it was like morning routine morning routine coffee and plan b let's go so i like yell i'm like oh my god look

how call her daddy and i like grab the plan b i like lift it up i like simba but literally i lift it up like everyone at walgreens can like see it the lady that was checking me out was like is this girl how she lost her horse who are these bitches like normally people are like oh can i have the plan b and sofia's like hello and i like showed the daddy gang girl and she was really awesome yeah so we love meeting daddy gang it started off embarrassing but then i was like oh my god how on brand how on brand just killing it was as if we did that shit on purpose i fucking love it anyway i have a quick sex tip before we get into the episode you You're going to get mad at me. But I was thinking about this this morning while I was waiting for my bagel to toast.

Okay. I have a tip and I want to call it. You know how I always come up with these interesting names. This one's going to be called Pendulum Pussy. Come on, Sophia. Pendulum Pussy. You like that? You like that Pendulum Pussy, that pendulum pussy baby and the pendulum and can you imagine being on top of a guy be like oh fuck you like that pendulum pussy baby he's like

you good okay okay did you ever have to read that story the pit and the pendulum i don't buy edgar allen poe the pit and the pendulum and the pussy here she goes okay what is it about? Anyway. Pendulum pussy. Pendulum pussy. Okay. This is going to be more interesting than Edgar Allen Poe. Okay.

So pendulum pussy. So I just want to give, this is for girls. Okay. So girls, when you're on top of him and you're riding him, this is just a quick tip. I want you guys to, at some point, get off of his dick pull his dick out and you are going to basically like lay his dick on his stomach so like his wiener hole is facing him it's like hello hello good morning got it okay and so you lay it down and what you're gonna do is you're gonna make sure that obviously your vagina is super wet if it's not put your fingers in your mouth, get your vagina wet. Oh, my God. And you or put your fingers in his mouth and then put it or spit down on his dick and have it like land on his dick. Oh, my.

You know how to do it, ladies. Not a boogie. Not a boogie. So anyway, so you get your vagina super wet. And then what you're going to do is you are going to slowly start rubbing your pussy lips like up and down on his shaft oh my god so like his dick yes is a hot dog yes and your lips are the bun yes so like you're going up and down on his dick grinding on his dick how fucking hot is that a guy is gonna be like i fucking my wife my wife is on top of me right now.

Yeah. And I think it's so hot when you're doing that, girls. If you look up at him, you're like, oh, my God. Like, do you feel how wet my pussy is on your dick? Like, I love your shaft. And you just keep rubbing. Yeah. And then you can also be rubbing your clit in that position.

Yeah. But just pulling his dick out and laying it on his stomach and you going to town. Like, girls don't do that enough. When girls start fucking, they think the penis needs to be inside the vagina at all times no no no mix it up sweetheart outside the lane get that thing out let it touch outside the lane do not stay in your lane no and let it like let his penis touch the air like let it breathe yeah and then you slap your pussy on there give it some there yeah a penis needs a breather too you know from all that vigorous exercise inside the vagina okay okay great tip great tip i love when i think about us talking about this shit and it's like

7 a.m and someone's listening to this podcast at 7 a.m they've like barely opened their eyes and i'm like so the dick and the pussy and up the asshole. Every time I'm on Instagram and I'm about to like post a promo, I'm like, do I hit him with a double penetration at 7 a.m. on a Wednesday? I don't know. I just gotta ease into it. But anyways, so I think that it is so crazy how on call her daddy, we get so in depth about all of the complicated stuff in sex like i'm pretty

sure our fifth episode we're like double penetration airtight situation let's go cuckold let's go but it's very important physically for people to be good at the basics in order to be great at the complicated what alex is trying to say is if you're fucking terrible at kissing listen the fuck up you pieces of shit we've never talked about making out no and everyone wants to turn this off and they're like you guys are fucking losers we're not talking about it no we're gonna talk about tell me have you ever been having the best fucking time with someone like mentally you've already picked out your fucking wedding venue and then you go to kiss for the first time it is fucking terrible dead fish lack of lip movement trash fucking tongue doesn't know how to rotate properly lack of hand engagement it's it's awful if a guy doesn't know how to kiss me correctly it's makes me not want to fuck dude

it's so basic but at the same time it's so difficult and the thing is is like you would never expect what guys would be bad like i remember i was hooking up with like it was this like older guy okay he was like in his 70s 80s or something he was about to conk out his dentures actually fell out into my mouth no he was older no he was older by like 10 or 15 years okay and um he was like super successful super hot like had fucking date he had like dated victoria's secret model i'm pretty sure living for that humble moment so you're assuming that this guy like knows the shit yeah he drowned me in his fucking saliva when we made out like tongue was out the entire time and it made me i did not go on like a second date

with him dude because of this reason i am so happy you're bringing this up i think like a huge crucial part of kissing that a lot of fucking people like one of my ex-boyfriends doesn't understand is using your lips and not just your tongue right right, right, right, right, right. Like the mouth needs to open and close. You know what I mean? Some people don't understand that at all. They're like, you just leave it open and you just swirl the tongue. And the tongue does all the work? No. No. Nope. How do people not know that? Because I don't also like when people literally keep their lips like so slit and you're trying to shove your fucking tongue in there right let me in open the gate right if you're really unsure i think that you should err on the side of less tongue let's talk about your first makeout because i will never fucking forget my first makeout

so it was on the beach it was on a penis i made out with a dick before i made out with a guy no okay so i was on the beach with this guy he was like the cooper special is was born before i even got a fucking lock lip with a guy poor okay okay so um i was on the beach with this guy setting it up i was like so excited i'm like i'm gonna get my first make out and actually fun fact the first time i ever made out with the guy i also got fingered so it was like a two-in-one like i got a special and so this this is so embarrassing but the first time i ever made out with a guy i made him bleed i bit his lip i was horrible disgusting and i remember walking off the beach it was so bad why though i don't know

i didn't really know what did you oh my god because you like saw in a movie that like biting their lip is kind of sexy but like you did it too hard honestly i don't even think i was even trying to buy it i think it was just i'm fucked up wait i'm that is mortifying i'm so sorry yeah and then he told everyone that i made him bleed and it was like no one wanted to kiss me afterwards and so that's why i transitioned to the dick do you see where do you see how that's absolutely and you were so scared to that you bit the lip you're like i refuse to bite never bite a dick yeah so when was yours or what was yours well mine don't tell me yours was like cute and romantic mine was actually really really really embarrassing for me too and i didn't live it down for a while okay fuck all right so okay so i was dating this guy he was two years older

he was really always dating those older men i know what you just made a joke about a man with dentures earlier he was two years older okay what happened we made out. He came. I jumped in. He came. He came. I was about to go pick out them and he came all over my face. It was a crazy thing. I was that hot in high school. I sure as hell wasn't. I'm sorry. No, I walked outside of my house. He was in his truck. I jumped in. We made out. I went back into my house and I was like, oh my God, that was like so magical, like so amazing. And my friend was also friends with him and was like, oh, my gosh, like I want to ask. Like how? I'll call him Dave.

Dave. I want to ask our boss. You and Dave. No. OK, fine. I'll call him Dan. Dan. OK, Dan.

He also works at our company. How about Gerald? Gerald. Sophia hooked up with the Gerald. OK. That's a horrible she was like i'm gonna text gerald and like ask him how how it was and my fucking boyfriend at the time text her and was like dude sophia like full-blown attacked my face no and i was you're sitting there writing in your journal you're like dear diary gerald and i went i walked around for like the next three

days like mortified. Like it was so embarrassing. Dude, your first make out. Because how do you know how to do it? You don't. You don't. That's the thing. You're fucking freaking out trying to figure out, wait, am I going to go for his top lip and he's going to go bottom or am I going to put my placement?

Yeah, you're like the top will go in between the top of his bottom. It's like metrics. Right. You're like, how does this this right what's happening that's the fucked up thing is like as much as we don't we've never talked about making out i didn't think about it till this day where i'm like i can tell you all how to suck a dick i can say open your mouth to this degree and put it down and go this far down but making out it's like what the fuck i know so did you ever make out with people when you were younger i was just gonna ask you that oh my god because telepathy slut telepathy slut telepathy daddy telepathy i'm thinking back and i would make out with the wall

did you ever do it in the shower did you ever do it in the shower i dude i want to die right now i forgot that was even a thing in the shower i would literally the wall in my shower i would make out with it with like the water going down my face i'm so embarrassed right now no i would say dude i don't i think i'd make out with the wall in the shower be honest 100 and i didn't remember that until you just brought it up i just remember did you ever do it maybe like also just like with your hands like you just practice the hand wasn't a shower with the goat the walls no i anatomy objects around the house were my goat you're like sucking onto a lamp your mom walks

in she's like sofia what are you doing you're sorry sorry sorry specifically a wall do something about a fucking wall with some fuck something about drywall and a new paint job just really fucking turns you on did you ever obviously there was like the you try to make boys like turned on at parties when you make out with girls but did you ever practice making out like that's a fact every single girl makes out with girls to turn you ever practice making out like that's a fact every single girl makes out with girls to turn guys off so many people have written in like it's just not okay you girls say things like they're facts and i'm like 100 every single girl in america was in high school making out with women to turn men on and every single woman your mom your grandma

your sister they've all done it it's a generation through generation through generation handed down no but what i was gonna say is i remember um when i got to high school i think it was like freshman year i would be in my best friend's basement and we would make out and we would practice making out so we would be good for when we made out with guys each other every guy just got a boner i was um making out with a guy and he started moaning. Die. Die. Nope.

Nope. That is a deal breaker if a guy is going to start moaning while you're making out. He was like, mmm, mmm, mmm. I was like, why? We don't need to do that just for us to be making out. Right. And there's no way he's even hard yet. You just connected lips.

I know. You can train someone to learn how to make out.'s what i did to that guy yes i don't know how else to explain it i don't know maybe we should just start making out right now put it on film put it on the internet and then they'll see do get a wall get a wall sophia get a wall i'm the best kisser there ever i'm the best kisser of new york that's what they call me they do you know why it's years and years of making out with walls that i learned how okay all right rejection very very highly requested topic and you know what it seems like a basic topic no no no but it's fucking life it's a universal issue that will always exist let me

paint you guys a picture you go to the bar yeah you get rejected by the love of your life you go home you close the door you put on some fucking emotional ass music you put on some fucking mayday parade you put on the saddest music ever and you just start crying realizing i just got rejected i'm a big fat loser not today motherfuckers no everyone has been rejected in their fucking life i don't care if you're the hottest fucking girl in the world i don't care if you're emily ratajkowski i don't give a shit what you look like who you are yeah literally every single person in america has been rejected you and i have been rejected multiple times you probably way more than me you're rejected all the time i pretty much have to beg people so we're gonna talk about how to handle rejection yeah and i mean call her daddy style okay call her

daddy style so i'm gonna i'm about to give you an analogy okay imagine steph curry do you know who that is sophia yeah he's a basketball player okay so imagine steph curry goes to pull up for a three-point shot and he misses does he fucking sulk and wallow no and go to the bench no and put his head down no and get depressed no no what does he do he takes another fucking goddamn shot yeah Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. Oh, yeah. If this is the 40th episode, cheers to us. If by the 40th episode, our daddies, all of you guys listening, if you're not mentally tough enough to handle a little rejection, then we need to do more. That's our fault as the founding fathers. Right.

Honestly, rejection is low key a good thing. Rejection. Rejection absolutely can be an amazing thing. An amazing thing. And I want this is you know how we did slut camp. This is like rejection. Rejection absolutely can be an amazing thing. An amazing thing. And I want, this is, you know how we did slut camp? This is like rejection camp. Ooh, rejection camp. And I want everyone to graduate and be able, be excited.

Like want to get rejected. I think to back up. Back it up. I think that rejection is very different for girls and guys. For girls, I think it's more difficult. I think because we have vagina because i think for girls for a guy to reject you yeah it's a way bigger deal because since when does a man turn down pussy never so if you're a girl and a man is turning you down and he's like no i

don't want to get my rocks off and like come. I don't want the poon, bitch. You're kind of like, holy shit. That's such a good fucking point. And then the other thing is girls just aren't used to it. Guys have spent their whole lives being the aggressor and the one that has to like get the girl. So they're used to being rejected. Like girls don't do it as much. That's actually really true.

So I have a really incredible story about rejection oh when sophia comes at us with the story time i think we all get a little moist in our undie panties story so he's like i'm not listening to you okay i made her laugh folks okay go ahead this story is unbelievable is Is this about rejection? It's about rejection. And it's the only story about rejection you guys will ever need to hear. Oh. So this guy told me about this story.

Okay. Growing up, his uncle would take him and all of the nephews when they would turn 13 years old to Disneyland. A great uncle. Okay. Great, great uncle. Okay. That's not the story. The uncle at that point would have the kids ask girls for their number

until the rejection was beat out of them, essentially. Stop. So every time one of these kids turned 13 and went to Disneyland, the uncle would be like, you are going to go ask girls for their number and get like as many as you can. And in the process, they're getting rejected over and over and over and pretty much just had that beat out of them.

And by the time they leave Disneyland. So pretty much these kids are they're arriving a kid and leaving a pimp is what he said oh he said arrive a kid leave a pimp in our case arrive a fucking kid leave a daddy leave a goddamn daddy so it's who is this uncle i want to fuck him right so generation from generation this uncle would have them do that. Wait, that's actually fucking brilliant. So basically, these kids, when they're growing up now, it's like, oh, bitch, if you reject me, it means nothing, sweetheart, because TBT to Disneyland. Exactly. Flashback.

All of these kids grew up fucking like Casanovas. Like the guy that told me this story that his uncle did this. He is the most suave, smooth talker, charming fucking Casanova guy. You will ever meet. I absolutely will. Wait, that's pretty dope. It's so insane.

Listen, when I have kids, I am dropping my kids off at Disneyland when they're 13 and I want them reporting back with a list of all the virginities they took including their own. That's it. Minimum. I wish you guys could see Sophia's face. She could not be

more fucking serious. Dad ass. Wait but like I'm low key doubt. Like fuck a phone number. Virginities. Get your fucking dick sucked. Get in there. Would you do that for your daughter though? Like sweetheart go spread your legs get your pussy eaten honestly i'm gonna let her yes yeah maybe not 13 no no maybe like a little older maybe like 14 what i was gonna be like 17 okay sofia you're getting them horny young okay you guys obviously we're kidding no people are gonna write him that's really fucked up we're

joking but like low-key not kidding i had said it earlier that i consider rejection like the catalyst to success how do you know what works if you don't try a bunch of fucking times dude the more you shoot your shot just it's a numbers game what it is game if you're hitting on a hundred people you're gonna have a better chance of game what it is game if you're hitting on a hundred people you're gonna have a better chance of getting the hotter bitch and if you're hitting on 10 people and in turn during this process of you doing all this you're figuring out what works for you right so like the rejection you're practicing your game yes literally so i think that like there are so many people out there that are not willing to try because they're so scared of rejection

why who fucking cares i was actually talking to milf hunter about this and he was like cooper i could send you over 50 screenshots of me shooting my shot getting rejected in the dms and then about like a year or two later i dm them again and i fucking fuck them he was like i could literally scroll through my dms and i have a girl girls that i've messaged three times no answer no answer no answer and then i fucking go in for the fourth time yeah and she fucking replies and then two days later she's jerking yeah off i'm jerking off onto her face dude you see like these ugly guys with the hottest girls yes and it's like why did he get her because he he went up to her because he was

because he was shooting his shot until something stuck right right right he's like i'm gonna go up to every single girl at this bar until something sticks and do that it's true i like so for men out there and also women you need to be shooting your shot but for men if you think that a girl is out of your league fuck amazing amazing do you know how many other guys think that a girl is out of your league fuck amazing amazing do you know how many other guys think that this girl is out of their league and so they're not hitting on her so fucking your chances are that much better so go do it go fucking do it do it i think it's so people get scared of being embarrassed it's embarrassing for you it's embarrassing for five minutes and then you fucking get over it thank you you know what i mean every single time you think you're embarrassed you have to understand that no one else in the room is as embarrassed as

as you are right and no one else remembers it i also think that people's perspective on rejection is really fucking weird like half of these people don't care if their fucking family or their friends are rejecting them but some random fucking guy at a bar like denies them and then these people are spiraling into depression it's like bitch your father doesn't love you but fucking billy rejecting you at the bar you're bringing a goddamn toaster into the fucking bathtub and you're ready to end it all it's like billy into the bathtub but do you know what i mean yeah i think guys what we're trying to emphasize is like if you get fucking rejected okay maybe now you're not gonna fucking sleep through your alarm get your ass to the fucking gym go buy yourself some new fucking clothes make yourself look great and so the next time you go out and you get rejected

you're like no no this has nothing to do with me i look my fucking best i feel my fucking best and i'm gonna turn around and go fuck your fucking best friend right in front of you. Here we go. But do you know what I mean? From personal, like 1000% from personal experience, when I've been rejected or had a guy like do something fucked up to me or anything of that nature, I genuinely, and this is also probably because I'm unwell, you and i need psychiatric help but like aside from that i get this sick feeling of like excitement and adrenaline because i because i'm like oh i'm about to fuck this guy's life up literally i'm about to fuck your dad i'm about to fuck this guy's life up and i'm about to please kill me but i'm about to live my best life i know all i'm sorry i had to say it

but i know i had to say it but that is true guys it's like i'm about to be the hottest smartest best version of my fucking self because you did this and you're gonna wish which i'm gonna come begging you shouldn't necessarily wait for someone to fuck you over to do that to get motivated like that whatever no i agree this is what i'm gonna say okay you can be the ripest peach in the world oh no but they're still going to be someone who doesn't like peaches oh it's true you could be a snack but there could be someone out there that's fucking vegan and they don't snack oh oh oh we're so annoying no guys daddy gang listen the fuck up next time you're standing at a bar i don't care if you're a guy or you're a girl and you're like i don't know if i want to go up to this person you're gonna listen to alex and sophia and you're gonna think what would call her daddy do and you're gonna go the

fuck up there wchd what would call her daddy oh yeah wchddddddd wchddd double d double d double d looking at me rejection is like no joke but you know what is the best thing i'm pretty sure hitler was rejected from art school and fucking look what happened there i don't think that's a good what i know that's what happened no you know what i'm jewish so get the fuck off my back i'll say whatever i want to say but guys it's true and at the end of the day keep in mind like we said and it's the last time i'm gonna say it no one fucking cares more than you when you get rejected and if you get fucking rejected say you know what go listen to call her daddy you fucking pussy because we had could have had some great ass bomb ass fucking ass sex

oh god i just got out of breath for a minute let's talk about faking orgasms we've talked about in the past it was our episode what was it faking orgasms and threesomes oh my or some shit like that yeah classic call her daddy title well we're about to talk about it in a way that has never been done before never been done maybe it has but like shut up we're gonna pretend like it hasn't the originators were here yeah so faking o's we were hanging out with our guy friend and we were talking about faking orgasms with him and how guys have no fucking clue they're idiots and he looked at us and he was like uh girls can't get away with faking orgasms and we were like we're like what'd you just say like sweetheart and he was like no he was like i know if a girl comes or not and i'm like sweetie sweetie that's what you think sweetheart go ahead and tell me how okay right

guys listen the fuck up this is what he said this is pull your car over worthy we haven't done that in a while i know but this is pull pull the car this is for both men and women put it in park put it in park get outside recline put your feet up on the dashboard and start jacking off to this bullshit go ahead sophia he said that he knew how to tell if a girl was lying or if he had made her come or not he said after it seems like she's finished he will go to touch or play with her clit okay and if she doesn't react she faked it because after you come you're after you actually have an orgasm your click gets so sensitive and if he's putting his hand down there she should be like jumping and being like oh my gosh i get so sensitive like i can't blah blah blah and he was like this is how i can tell dude fucking moment of silence for all of us to the girl i used to be

no more faking orgasms okay we need to be canceled the thing is dude i let's talk about this is insane this is insane talk about faking orgasms. Have I faked before? Fuck yes. This is a fact that I will say and girls fucking sliding to my DMs and try to bitch me out. I don't care. Every woman in America has at least faked once. Do it.

And they're like, I would never do that. I'm like, you faked it with your fucking self at midnight last night when you thought you were getting your fucking self off. No, you didn't.

Fine. Not every single woman in America. Every single woman in America. But the majority of you have faked it before so i think that first and foremost we talked let's talk to the guys of the world okay we've talked about faking orgasms and i never want to like call girls out but we're about to tell girls how to like prevent this but guys if you are constantly hooking up with a girl now and you think holy fuck is this bitch faking it? Like that moan was a little too dramatic.

Like we're not on a porn set. Fucking go and rub her clit right after sex and you will know if she faked it. Yeah. Horrifying. Fucking slap that clit. Slap that pussy. Feel it out. See.

See. Does she fucking fling back to their side of the room or is she like, more daddy? Because if she says more daddy. This is like fucked up how we're talking right now. Slap that pussy. Okay, then moving forward for girls. If you fake it and he goes down to touch it again, you better act like that thing is so fucking sensitive. You can't even take it.

We are always going to play both sides. Always. Men, this is how you can tell. Women. This is how you can fake it even better. This is how you can tell women this is how you can fake it this is how you can continue to fake that shit let's not be crazy about it like when he goes to touch your clit don't be like oh my god oh my god my clit just fell off this is made a hospital let's go he's like i literally just taught touch the tip of like your like I know I didn't even touch the clit she's like no but you

did you it was like you flicked it off you yanked it um I do just want to quickly add though sometimes I don't know if this is accurate every time okay honestly but like we're gonna just go with it but we're gonna go with it just but there have been times where I've had an orgasm and like I can you know you can like keep cutting other ones. Right, right, right. Right? Yes, yes. I'm going to try it out.

We're going to try it out tonight. We're going to try it on each other. Right. I was going to say, hmm. On who? Let's get our vibrators out. Let's have an orgasm. Yes.

And then just try to touch my clit. I'm going to slap. I'm going to backhand. I'm going to backhand your clit. And then I'm going to backflip out of our apartment. Whoa. It's always backflipping out of the apartment. Backflip.

Let's talk about faking. Is faking an orgasm wrong, Alex? Do you think it is? No. Because I'm going to say no because it doesn't mean that I'm not enjoying the sex. Okay, but this is the issue is that when you're faking it i understand why it's not good aside from like the obvious reason you're fucking lying which you know but like lying is not bad lie till you die take it to the grave but like i get it because guys are then under the impression that they're

doing a great job right right and then they're gonna keep and then when they go to fuck the next girl they're like oh this is like what made this girl come and like, so blah, blah, blah. Let me say, I think I think that's a good point. I think that say you guys are like going for round two and you did come the first time and you're on round two or you're on round three or you're on round seven or you're on round nine or you're on round 20. OK, you know, you Roman swipe. Insert, insert, it on your dick last longer no but so if you're on like a certain amount of rounds and you're just like i am enjoying this but there's no way i can come and he's such a pleaser and he wants you to get off i don't think it's bad to fake it because

it's like it's it i genuinely am enjoying it he already made me come dude men need to stop thinking that unless this girl orgasms or comes yeah that like this sex was shit yeah because that is not true it's not true but on the other end god we're playing both sides so hard right now but on the other end it's also like there are too many guys out there that put it in fuck it and then they're like oh that was fucking great and he lays down with legs spread he's like breathing hard and the girl's like i'm literally, oh, that was fucking great. And he lays down with legs spread. He's like breathing hard. And the girl's like, I'm literally not even wet. That was from you spitting on my pussy.

I'm still dry. Like I didn't even get around. She's like, you put it in between my thighs. Like it didn't go in my vagina, but I hope it was good for you. Because I felt nothing. I have a, I have a sex move. It's called the pirate ship excuse me what the fuck is that what the fuck is a pirate ship sweetheart sit back get your dildo out and get

ready okay okay so this is no I love Pirates of the Caribbean and Orlando Bloom. What was his name? Legolas. No, what? That's Lord of the Rings. What was his fucking name? I don't know. No, no. Okay, there's Jack Sparrow, which is Johnny Depp.

And then it's... If I was going to have any two men DP me, it would be Jack Sparrow and... What is his name in Pirates of the Caribbean? I don't know are you gonna look it up yeah just you know hey daddy king it's very very important we get to the bottom of this very professional podcast john john snow dude john john seymour what is it dude google orland i did orlando bloom in pirates of the caribbean orlando bloom character in pirates of the caribbean will turner oh will turner will turner come fuck me okay i'm glad we just took a moment okay so the pirate ship sofia wow hit me

i came up with this move when i was high oh boy oh boy daddy king we are in for a treat then this is gonna i already know any time alex gets high and she comes to me with something, she's going to be like, so the pirate ship is when you swing from the chandelier and then you backflip. And then you take a rope across the living room. Hold on. Tight rope. And then you jump down. And then you land on the dick.

Cartwheel onto the penis. Backflip. Wow. Sausage split. Legs turned. sex move that i'll get up with when she was high so i usually i do it god have mercy on our souls i'm terrified but go okay so this is a slow position for girls on when they're on top of guys okay what you're gonna do is instead of being upright you're gonna lower yourself down towards his chest while you're still riding him so like if you're going to like make out with him basically do you know what i mean

yeah okay so you're gonna move your hips forward like towards basically his face while you're leaning forward okay your hips are gonna move forward and you're going to angle up so his dick is kind of slipping out and then right when his dick is about to slip out you're going to go back down onto the dick and then right when you're about to get all the way back down you're then going to rock your hips and your ass in a swoop u-formation backwards it's literally like the pirate ship ride at the carnival like the it's a u-swooping okay so it goes back and forth right so when you go backwards now in the opposite direction away from him so like towards your guys feet up so his dick is almost gonna slip out again and then you go so basically when his dick is about to come out like your hips are literally doing a u-formation to

then go and have it come out on the other end i want girls to be doing this and i want you to be doing it so slow so like say when you kind of like throw it back and his dick is about to come out yeah you kind of hold it there and when you're doing this position i'm like i want girls i want you to be talking so fucking filthy in this position like you should have a fucking trucker fucking truck you should be saying unforgivable things that can never be taken back be like i fucking hate you i fucking hate you you feel your dick about to slide out watch this bedroom and then you go forward with it fuck you just kidding but they know yeah no no so basically you should be like holding your hand on his neck you should be fucking him and like say right when it's about to come out you can be like do you like that and wait for him to say yeah and then right

when he says yes you go back down and then you swoop forward it's all about in the hips also i think that there's something about when a guy feels his dick like about to come out of you and then you slash forward down on it and you take all of him it's an amazing feeling yeah i also want to just give you guys one extra little tip okay imagine like a dog what a dog looks like when he like wags his tail his hips are moving side to side yes when his dick is about to come out of you it's easier when you do this when you've thrown your ass back and the dick is just at the tip of your vagina you're gonna slowly move your hips side to side with his dick still in you and it's like you're grinding on his dick a little bit side to side and that is an amazing time for you to talk nasty wait i want to yeah you're like do

you like that baby do you want me to go back down like do you want me to take all of you and until he says yes you keep like going back and forth and then you go down and swoop forward i promise you i think a lot of times when girls are having sex specifically, they think that you have to be going at this like rapid pace. No. I have made a guy come under a minute by literally just being on top of him and doing this position. And he literally, he had to like take my hips and like pull me off of him because he was like, what the fuck? Didn't Milt Hunter say like, it's the talking that like makes him go and puts him over the edge he said cooper my stamina is so good but it completely disappears and i have to start pulling out all of my tricks pulling out

the fucking emergency brake when a bitch starts to be vocal and i'm talking like she could have the fucking fattest ass like the greatest hits soaking wet pussy and i can go forever but as soon as she starts talking nasty to me and i get so into it i fucking lose it so girls girls get on top of your fucking man and do the goddamn pirate ship like the fucking bitch and i am 80 yeah that kind of just ruined it i'm sorry so get in there bitches yeah the fucking pirate ship i love when i come up with my high moves i like get off his dick i'm like hold on and i'm like writing notes let me jot this down it's like hey i'm literally dating a psychopath i'm like it's for the next guy so don't forget you guys alex's hair used to look like a fucking broom. It looked as if she had been electrocuted, ran over by a car, and someone spray painted her head.

We would go to Home Depot and people would pick her up and put her in their shopping cart thinking that she was a broom. They would go get a dustpan and a mop and pick Alex up. Finally. pan and a mop and pick Alex up finally questions questions questions questions are the white I haven't done that in a minute questions are the

way okay this is the first one this is one of our I think so many people ask this and I just want to get to it is it sketchy for your long-term boyfriend to keep his snapchat in his social media bio or am i being crazy that's so fucking sketchy so he's keeping his snapchat in his bio he needs to deactivate his instagram yeah he needs to delete instagram he needs to get rid of his phone you guys share phone now no but in all serious you can have a home phone you can have a landline no but straight up like i know one of the guys i talked to has his snapchat in his bio and i always call him out for being a little slutty mcslutter mcslutsluts

i'm like you are the sluttiest of the slutty show me all those things now and he gets like girls literally sending him full-blown porn of them like jacking off their pussy with like the fucking lamp and it's like what snapchat is where the whores the whores live the prostitutes live and thrive and there's no reason you need to have that in your bio fuck no actually i think that's a huge sign of a guy being a fuck boy it is so if you want your boyfriend like that absolutely and same goes for guys like if your girl has her snapchat in her, she's fucking popping that pussy for everyone in the neighborhood, including your father. Okay, next.

This girl wrote in and said, how do I stop my boyfriend from wearing cartoon printed underwear? He's 20 years older than me and I find it immature and unattractive. Cartoon. older than me and i find it immature and unattractive card i have i dated this guy that would have holes in his fucking underwear and it was the biggest turnoff the most disgusting he and he had fucking enough money to afford underwear men you don't realize how much underwear matters you need to invest in like nice boxer breeze yeah it is not okay this guy is 20 years older than yeah wait no fuck no and for this girl like how to tell him i think that she should get him wait

i was gonna say that buy him buy him like a few pairs yeah and be like babe and honestly you know what make a fucking joke and hurt his feelings yeah sorry you think i want to suck on that sausage when it's literally in between two cartoon characters get the fuck out of my face mickey mouse yeah we're watching sesame street i'd rather not i'd rather i feel like a pedophile i feel like i'm fucking a four-year-old get the fuck out of my face get in some normal boxer briefs throw it in his face don't worry about his feelings men men are way less sensitive than girls are just fucking and especially if you just get them a new pair okay this is one oh also if you guys can hear the sirens in the background

it's because um barcel can't afford a studio that has soundproof walls yeah you guys may have heard like the rustling and bustling of like yeah you can hear like a baby crying yeah like construction but you know what it's authentic you know what? It's authentic. You know what I mean? They feel like they're in New York with us and they want to hear the streets of New York. Like what podcast has background noise? Only us. Alex is an interesting one for us. Okay.

Question for the podcast. Have you guys ever wanted the same guy at the same time and or ever fucked the same guy? Love you both. Listen to you every wednesday honestly can't confirm or deny next question i was gonna say next question anyways um okay i have one i'm just gonna quickly address this high-waisted bikini thing we talked about high-waisted bikinis the other week we said that they're so ugly and there were a lot of girls this one girl wrote in and she was like listen i heard you guys say that i'm done worrying about what dudes think of me so if i

want to wear um a high-waisted bikini on the beach then i'm gonna do so who gives a fuck about guys this is the fucking thing and i understand because she was like there are some girls obviously that feel more confident and they're in they're trying to hide their insecurities we are not sitting here being like you can never fucking wear those ever again what did i say on the podcast i said men we had an overwhelming amount of men right in saying that they think that those types of swimsuits are ugly and then and i'm relaying the information do whatever you want with it guys we're not telling you listen if you're insecure and you're feeling gross like we said i literally have days where i'm like i actually have oh my god you do not feel my best but i'm wearing a hot sexy one piece sophia and i went out to the bar literally

two nights ago we were with how many five or six guys yeah okay and we were like let's ask this group of men every single one of them said it's hideous. But then girls come back at us and they're like, well, I'm not dressing for men. That's totally fine. That's fine. That's fine. Then wear it. Then wear it. Then don't dress for them.

But the girls that are on the beach, they're saying they don't give a fuck. But then, Rebecca, you're literally taking a picture on Instagram in your high-waisted bikini and you're posting it for men. I'm telling you that fucking gerald down the street is gonna be like i'm not i don't think that's hot you look like you're wearing a diaper yes that's all we're saying that's all we're saying like if you if you're not dressing for men and you don't give a fuck put on your fucking diaper and go to the beach and go for it are you i wish that they were cute too do you know how many times i feel i don't ever want to be in a bikini let alone a fucking string bikini but i know that that's what's cute but what are people not hearing when

we're saying one pieces are so hot i think some people feel like a one piece is constricting but it's there there are so many one pieces that are hot okay moving on but guys listen you can wear whatever the fuck you want we're just always trying to help you we're always trying to help you let let you know what guys are thinking and guys are thinking that those are one of the ugliest things to see on a beach yeah moving on i thought this was like kind of cute okay i mean it's not cute but it's like hot so a little sexting tip for the daddy gang put on some light or gray colored underwear and dip your finger in a little water and pat it on your vagina take a picture of the wetness from the outside of your panties and say something like this is how wet i get when i think of you or i'm so wet come fuck me guys literally die when i send

this from up my skirt at work at my desk it's so fucking hot love you daddies okay i was thinking about this how hot it is she's wearing gray underwear okay and she puts a little bit of water right because then you can really see like or just a color that you could see and it's like a little wet and then how hot would that be if you're like sitting at your desk that is and you're like taking a pickup and you're and it's from the outside and that's also a great one because you don't need to be so nasty that it's like you're straight up's from the outside and that's also a great one because you don't need to be so nasty that it's like you're straight up your vagina right so then you're like i like this and you're like this is how wet i'm getting thinking about you at work that's really fucking hot thank you

for sharing that daddy yeah thanks daddy wow i would just literally put my underwear in the sink and have the whole thing fucking soaking wet. No, you got to take your index finger and pat it off. He's like, you're literally... He's like, no, you actually peed yourself. He's like, that's not even hot. You're like, I squirted. He's like, no, you didn't. You literally are either sweating or you peed yourself.

We fucked ourselves last episode. Like, we can never say we squirted again. People are going to be like, you fucking peed. I heard your podcast. Or also the way we were talking about squirting last week, guys, can never say we squirted again you're gonna be like you fucking peed i heard your podcast also the way we were talking about squirting last week guys it was as if it was a natural disaster i was like put your house up on stilts put tarp and plastic covering all over your furniture i don't want to say like neighborhoods are being destroyed there's hurricanes coming in and they're

like what are you talking about i'm like squirting yeah she squirts what okay okay um this i thought this was kind of funny this guy said i was fucking this girl and when she was about to finish she said i'm about to orgasm and i have only heard someone say i'm about to come i thought it was the weirdest thing was caught off guard so is it weird that she said she was about to orgasm or is it normal and should i just get used to it i okay i have had certain instances where a guy's he doesn't say i'm about to come like he uses like some other term and it's like kind of weird i'm about to splooge i'm about to remember what this one guy said one time. Cowabunga. I'm about to shoot out.

Like what? I'm about to explode. I'm about to explode. I'm trying to think. Okay, but there's an explosion. The girl saying I'm about to orgasm. That's a little interesting. I'm about to orgasm. Jeffrey, here we go.

Like, I kind of feel like that's weird. I'm about to hit climax. Yo, that's fucking weird i'm about to hit climax no girls my advice is just say you're about to come yeah that's i think that's what you should do fuck i'm trying to really think of what this guy oh he said he was about to nut that's what he said oh i remember i'm about to nut he was like i'm about to nut he was like i'm about to nut and i didn't like okay well i have a peanut allergy get the fuck away from here please don't say you're about to fucking nut say you're about to come keep it keep it as i'm like epi pen epi pen okay we're so immature okay so sofia yeah someone wrote in and said Sophia oh god do you still work in corporate America

while doing call her daddy I'm I don't I like you know what um it's the craziest thing I do actually I go to my nine to five yes I still work in finance in Midtown um and then on my lunch break I come in and I record me talking about dick and sausage up my ass and it's just an amazing opportunity and then i just like wear like a mustache and like glasses and like a disguise when i like i don't get fired yeah guys sophia quit her job way back when i guys i could not continue working in that industry with this job on the side no guys jacking off to under their desks listening to you no for there were like a few months maybe where it overlapped but i think a few weeks where it overlapped and every single day i would walk into work i was like my manager is about to be like sofia whore gluck gluck 9000

you're fired you know what i mean but i i do and i was thinking about it i think the reason that these people still think that is because we always tell people if this is your first episode you should go back and listen to episode one because it's kind of like a chronological thing and i realize in the first three episodes you talk about working at a nine to five and we i don't know if we ever said you quit oh people are still like sofia has a pencil skirt on and she's running down the block to go quickly record. No, I'm pretty sure that, you know, the people I worked for didn't necessarily want their

like extremely successful clients having to figure out that the person helping them with their manage their money, their trades is also helping other people manage their dick sucking skills. Yes. Yes. Yes. So, yes. So, no, I don't work there anymore I do this full time

Okay This is just something I just want to finish Cap it off with Someone wrote in and said I wore Sophia's mugshot merch around my Hometown of Savannah Georgia And all the southern bells kept asking me About the shirt

It was a conversation started the entire night I was out all my friends were annoyed because every girl would come out to me and talk to me i got hella numbers and then i got laid that night thanks daddies i that shirt is a fucking conversation okay that is the thing that i was gonna say like fuck promotion everything the one thing i think that we can say about the merch is if you wear the merch to the bars, our merch is so fucking weird. Like degrade me or even just call her daddy.

I am unwell. Initially, people are going up to you and being like, what is that? Yeah. And then if you are nervous to go up to someone at a bar, guys, and you have our merch on. Yeah. You can literally bring up call her daddy as the conversation starter to going up to this girl or this guy at the bar 100 so it's like kind of dope and if the person listens to call her daddy you're already fucking you're literally fucking in the bathroom yes like you're ready

to go it's amazing i'm sure the person saw his mugshot shirt and was like why do you have that hideous beast on your shirt no they were like oh my god free daddy okay guys that's it for this week guys remember that we said milf hunter is coming but we want the episode to obviously be structured towards like like whatever you guys want to hear so let us know what you want milf hunter to come on and talk we love you guys so much happy wednesday happy wednesday guys if you guys could give us a five star review maybe like like write us a little message and maybe we'll read it on next

week but if it's gonna be a one star then maybe put that like in your diary or something yeah yeah don't don't do that to us thank you guys so much for listening we fucking love you guys go make sure you follow us on Instagram my Instagram is Alexandra Cooper and mine is Sophia with an F, Franklin with a Y.

And we will see you guys next hump day. No, it's daddy day, bitch. Daddy day. Daddy day, bitches.