Call Her Daddy - 46- Hornier on Our Periods

Episode Date: July 31, 2019

This week, the girls address two things men do that are total turn offs- baby talk and getting too drunk. Also, the girls tell a recent personal story of their own drunk escapades in NYC, Alex's husband, throw-up, and a Restoration Hardware couch. They also have a confession…they too have taken pictures of men while they are not looking/sleeping…and explain the reasons why. Lastly, they discuss all things period sex (including oral) with some embarrassing personal stories! Yay! P.S. Baby Alessi is back. Instagram influencer parents must be stopped.      

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy daddy gang what is up daddies daddies we are listening to um soundtrack from Xenon Girl, the 21st century. Does anyone fucking remember that movie? That was like my shit. Xenon was the shit. It was a Disney movie that came out. I don't even know how old I was. Nebula.

It's this guy with blonde, spiky hair. This he turned me into a slut. He did. I saw him come onto the screen and I came onto the couch. Oh, my God. saw him come onto the screen and i came onto the couch oh my god oh my god guys this is straight up what we pre-game to before we start our podcast i feel like normal people do like cardi b or like nikki and we're like xenon hit it hit the track oh my god it is the father's back at it again for another her daddy guys we and alex charlemagne and charlene i just keep cutting back at it again we're in a goddamn mood

it's just when we see him on this i love how we can't even like look that song up on spotify we have to go to youtube it's so i know oh my god that's so that's such a good point but i love it i love the throwbacks wow so we had a we had a fucking time yeah the other day at happy hour it was right after we were done recording it wasn't supposed to be a crazy event no i went out for rose and i one glass i went out for one glass of rosé with your beautiful setting and next thing I know I'm blackout stumbling around with my key I feel like this happens to us a lot but specifically this outing Sophia and I went to this place it's actually we'll get into it but it's called rest into it okay let's just get into it. Restoration hardware. You guys know that as.

A furniture store. They sell furniture. You can buy a couch. You can buy a table. You can buy a lamp. You can buy an armoire. Armoires get me horny. On the roof of this particular restoration hardware is a lounge.

Yes. Type of thing. It's a rooftop. It's it's so pretty so alex and i go and the hostess was daddy gang yeah shout out girlfriend she hooked up we get there alex is like we're not gonna be able to even sit like we're not gonna get a seat like we're fucked like let's just turn around and go home i'm like alex let's try all the way here like let's just give it a whirl we got the biggest fucking table at this place us two it honestly made us kind of probably look like we look like why because we were by ourselves no we look like ballers so we sit down we get the charcuterie board i mean come on i mean come on we get a glass of rose we're hanging out we get a glass of rosé. We're hanging out. We get another glass of rosé.

And what goes down? I see my husband. Yeah. Or so I thought. Alex is pointing and she's like, is that? I wasn't pointing. I wasn't. I'm like, Alex is that girl.

I'm like, don't turn around. And she literally stands up and does a 180. Whips out my telescope. I'm like, where? No. So I see this guy. He was so fucking hot and he was sitting with two other guys and i am like operation husband i need to get this guy in inside of alex yes anyways a couple minutes go by yep and lo and behold alex's husband and his

friends show up at our table honestly it was a godsend they really made themselves at home they they did they literally grabbed the chairs and just sat down yeah they came over like hey guys like what are you up to today what's your names and as they're asking the question they just sit their fat asses down and they picked up the bill so we started drinking with them a couple i think one of them knew about our show which was fun so we could really be ourselves yeah really talk about dick while we're sipping that rosé hey hey yeah you know and a glass of rosé another glass of rosé another glass of rosé another and you know towards the end of this i'm i am coming in and out of consciousness

this is actually a straight fact but we we actually went there to talk about work over a glass of rose and ended up shit face the point of this story here we go here we go Putting a lounge. Rooftop bar. Yes. Rooftop bar above a furniture store. Restoration hardware. A very interesting dynamic. A very interesting layout. Because you see what happened next is as we were all stumbling out of the restaurant. Hammered.

Hammered. Hammered. Blackout to say, honestly. As, you know, five drunk people, you see a $10,000 couch. A comfy ass big couch. And you're like, oh, this looks inviting. Let's, you know. Hang out.

Absolutely. Put our asses in that cushion and really recline. Right. So five, I mean mean five minutes after leaving the restaurant we're all sprawled out on different couches across the furniture store you just see i can't imagine working there too you just see these five people so fucked up i'm pretty sure i'm like foaming at the mouth like my clit is on the floor i'm like oh my god this is a fruit roll-up action quit on the floor and we why do we talk about clits like they can just is on the floor. I'm like, oh my God, this couch. Fruit roll-up action. Clit on the floor.

Why do we talk about clits like they can just be on the floor? I don't know. They can't. They can't. Anyways. So we are so fucked up, guys, in Restoration Hardware. We made our way down to the floor below, and we are enjoying testing furniture. We are hanging. What are they thinking?

Putting a situation on the roof where you get shit faced and then having levels of just furniture furniture and couches and beds like i'm sure people get fucked up right and they just go lay around this right so sophia and i are sitting on this couch with all these guys we're having a good time and sometimes when sophia drinks yes it's either that she's in it to win it for the full night uh-huh or something comes I need to escape she something will come across Sophia I need to leave the situation immediately immediately so Sophia is kind of saying like I think I'm gonna go and I'm like you're not fucking leaving I'm with three guys I'm about to get triple teamed don't let me down here airtight Alex looks at me and she's like you're not going anywhere and I was like okay and what did I do all of a sudden I turned to have a

conversation with this man for a hot second and then I looked to my left and I see sofia in her little fucking skirt sprinting to the fucking elevator looking back at us like she keeps looking back looking back to see if anyone notices and i'm like guys dude where are you going and she whips it out i'm not gonna condone irresponsible drinking okay what i was in a brown out so i was coming in and coming out of consciousness. And at that moment, I don't remember. I just remember sprinting. So it was a big shit show. Sophia ends up escapading.

And I was like, OK, cool. I'm with these guys. I was so fucking drunk. I'm like, why not go party? Yeah. Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex. What happened with your night? We're on our way to a club.

And my husband has drank way too much and i mean way too much like i could tell way too much we all went to like a drunk dinner already that's gross because i was so into him the whole night i was like vibing i'm like i will absolutely at least make out with this man or at least he could have fingered me on the fucking couch before he blocked it yeah throw him a pity so we're in the me on the fucking couch before he blacked out. Yeah, throw him a fucking pity fuck. So we're in the cab on the way to the club with all the people. And all of a sudden, this man goes from vertical to horizontal real fucking quick. He's looking forward all speed ahead. And then all of a sudden, this man's head is just on my lap.

And he is blacked out. So fucked up. Is he like, are his eyes opened or closed eyes are like slit did you did you take a pulse i i tried no he was alive i didn't take a pulse i took an instagram video and this is when society these days you know you see someone dead and you're like pull the phone world star world star so naturally they're alive or not like fuck i don't really know this guy whatever it's gonna be great for the gram but usually i would never like post guys on my story like that well i did and i posted them on my story i deleted it like 30 minutes later but

classic daddy gang got right on it and they were like yo we need to fucking hear about this on the podcast yeah this is what happened i finally shoved his fat fucking head off of my lap and like get off of me i'm gonna find a new conquest and I'm going to get fucked. I'm just kidding. Okay. So I shove him across the car. Okay. He puts his head up against the window and all of a sudden I hear, he's throwing up in

his goddamn fucking armpit. In his armpit. Oh my God. And I'm sitting there. Was it like a full vomit? Full. Or was it like a spit? Like a little baby bird?

No baby bird, sweetheart. Or just like started as baby bird, turned into full blown massacre up in his armpit. And I'm sitting there like, wow, this is the most unattractive thing. And if I had any chance of fucking you, it's fucking done. It's gone. Done. He texted you the next day. I was sitting right with you. And he texted you the next day i was sitting right

with you and he texted you and you're like i'm not responding he's like yeah hey rookie move like can we go get um coffee and make it up to you and i'm like you will never fucking hear from me again this is a cautionary tale cautionary tale dudes dudes men men listen up those people penises or if you're transitioning and you're going from a woman to man, that's totally fine too. But you gotta learn. But someone who associates as a man. You're gonna learn today. You're gonna learn.

You're gonna learn today. If you get too fucked up, it is game over. If you get too fucked up, it is game over. Let's just say it at the same time. One, two, three. If you get too fucked up, it is game over. Oh my God. Girls, it's different. It's different. It's still not a good look. Yeah, but I don't care. say at the same time one two three if you get too fucked up it is game over oh my god girls it's different it's still not a good look yeah but you can chalk it up to being a little teeny

tiny delicate flower patina girl and you i was trying yeah and i was trying to keep up with you yeah well fuck it there's all men can't do that double standards standards in life. This is one that just doesn't work in men's favor. You can't get too fucked up. No. Okay? No. You just can't. I think part of it is when a girl is going out.

Yes. She wants the guy to be like her protector, her savior, a guy that will take care of her at the end of the night. You can't fucking do that when you're face down on the ground fucking blowing chunks on the fucking floor. Alex, what were you supposed to do? Exactly. What were you supposed to do exactly what were you supposed to do i've been in the gym lifting weights i could never carry that man what was the point it's so unattractive it is men and the thing is is i know there are people that listen to this podcast that are in college and high school which

i don't know how i feel about that but 13 year olds turn this i don't know but but keep listening also when you're in high school and college yeah you're kind of experimenting yeah you know oh my god there are those kids that like they're like their parents wouldn't let them drink in high school so they go to their first college party and it's like they end up being taken out in a stretcher you know yeah r.i.p but i have to say even high school and college as much as maybe you give them a little bit more leeway than when you're in the real world i agree i don't give a shit i agree it's so gross i remember when i was in my freshman year of college and there was this guy and we were at like a frat party and he drank too much and got alcohol poisoning and had to go no he like

literally an ambulance had to come get him and they like took him obviously he's fine okay yeah but he's a vegetable i'm just kidding okay thinking about pulling the plug no no so but he's fine but he was fucked for the rest of the year dude how he was like a liability girl thought it was like you're a little bitch boy like handle your alcohol it's not a good look i don't care how fucking hot chad on the lacrosse team is i've had moments where i'm in college and i'm like holy fuck run to the fucking bathroom find a random razor shave my fucking pussy because chad is the man tonight yes and then i open the bathroom door and it's razor shave my fucking pussy because chad is the man tonight yes and then i open the bathroom door and it's like wait chad why is chad throwing

out of the garbage can and it's like that's disgusting man you gotta handle your alcohol it's fucking gross girls you have a little more leeway it's still you know i think just throwing up in public is never like the best look you You think? Yeah. No, I agree. But for guys especially. I totally agree. When you put all this in perspective, it's just there's something about men and being vulnerable and throwing up and they can't walk. This is a perfect example. It's that Alex wanted to marry this guy and because he pulled that shit, it's game over.

Game over. She's not going to text him. This, I just thought about something okay about partying in high school she's smiling and tell me if you've ever done this it's like so bad i was at my boyfriend his parents had a cabin and we like all went up there after prom that sounds fun yeah his parents were rich yeah like rich vibes low-key down so we went up there and i was sitting there and he was older than me per usual per usual always go for the older daddy just kidding he was like you're like literally high school he was one year older and i'm sitting there and i got so fucked up i puked oh like just onto my chest oh and then

and then i was so scared i didn't want anyone to notice that i just like wiped it up and just like tried to like hold it like next to me yes so no one would notice yes and i was just sitting there and i was like i need to somehow walk to the bathroom without people seeing that there's like throw up all over me. Literally chunks. And then of course, like the girl from his grade was like, girl, you just fucking regurgitated some shit. Girl, we all smell that.

Yeah. Maybe we don't have to see it, but we smell it. I was sitting there like, yeah, like play that music while I'm like holding my throw up down next to your thigh. Dude, that's disgusting. I remember one of the first times I drank freshman year of high school. Is that kind of young? Whatever. Anyways, first time I drank.

I was doing Oxy. I was doing Oxy, but not aluminum foil. So I don't know. You're like, I don't know. Amateur shit at this point. I went to a party. I got really fucked up. I was so fucking drunk. And supposedly I woke up the next morning in my bed at home i was literally in

new jersey and at a party i woke up in pennsylvania i'm like wow who fucked me last night what happened to me and i have a text from my brother just being like you're dead and i asked him in the morning and my brother had to come pick me up from this party because no one knew what to do with me i made my you're so lucky you had an older i know shout out i supposedly made my way out to the driveway was laying on the driveway no and when people were trying to get me off of the driveway all i would say i was just reciting lil wayne lyrics that's all i was like young honey till the death of me like and my brother said he picked me up and i was like alex are you okay and i was like the fireman oh my god am i fucking good no that's so embarrassing you probably like heard a song and you were just like still on my blackout you're like yeah i love in honey

and so after that that was a senior's house and i never got invited back for the rest of my freshman time but you know what this just goes back to guys i'm like what what does that go back to little way lyrics black out you throw up in your hand we're disgusting there are there's nothing a girl can do to make a guy not want to fuck her it's so do we've talked about it it's but guys can yeah they can fuck and this is it so guys do not be the fucking guy that funnels a beer and then all of a sudden you're fucking projectiling everywhere yeah and go go check out restoration hardware i mean shout out fucked up and buy some furniture it's like an amusement park yeah fucking big ass

cushion maybe it's like a a tactic if you have your credit card and right and your shit face i mean we were trying to get those guys we were trying to convince the guys to buy us the couch that was 10k we should have if we probably if we had sucked the dick we would have gotten the couch but we're we're so glad people from high school listen to this they're just really we wouldn't do that we're wholesome okay okay um daddy gang is it you are you there are you ready are you excited are you fucking ready for this monumental moment to come back into your life introducing everyone's favorite slut back at it again hi guys it's baby alessi why is that the name before i even read this fucking bullshit what is I'm calling her Alyssa. Alyssa. That's what it's about. It's Alyssa. Baby Alesso. Alesso.

Swishing the beats. Baby Alessi, welcome. God call her daddy loves you. You're going to grow up to be just like us. All right. Six weeks old. Oh. So much to catch you up on.

Mom signed me up for swim lessons that start in a couple weeks. Totally getting my swimwear ordered. Speaking of outfits, have you been checking out my OOTD pose? No. No. Okay, before I continue. She has an OOTD pose. She has an OOTD highlight. She has an OOTD highlight.

No! Yes. No! Yes. Oh! OOTD? The outfit of the day for a baby. For a baby.

This is a baby's Instagram. Not even a year old. No, you see, an outfit of the day for a child is supposed to be a fucking diaper. One hundred. Diaper. What is it going to be? Are they going to get a fucking diaper 100 what is it gonna be are they gonna get a brand deal with fashion nova no no this baby is gonna be wearing heels high-waisted jeans and a little crop top and it's gonna be a fashion nova ad dude this baby's gonna start having sugar bear

hair ads oh my god fuck the baby i sprouted three new hairs today. Thanks to sugar bear hair. Or like the fucking teeth whitening ads. Or like the fucking Timmy T. She's like, I'm going to use flat tummy T. Oh my God, I was feeling bloated this morning. My mom put some flat tummy T in my bottle. That's baby fat, okay? Okay.

Dude, these couples on Instagram that are making their children Instagrams and literally writing their caption pretending to be the baby. Stop. Stop. Why are adults pretending to be babies? This poor child. That's fucked up. That's fucked up.

You're exploiting your child. And we're exploiting her too since you exploit her. Keep going. Okay. Baby Leslie, sorry for cutting you off. In addition to the pool and bath time, I am loving looking out our windows. What? I know.

I know what you're thinking. You are so basic. What? Guys, I'm a baby. So it's the small things that amazing me. Excuse me. Which isn't even proper. At least give your baby proper grammar.

But I'm just a baby. That's what she'd say. Lights and windows are currently what it's all about. Okay, well that's all for now. Heading out of town to explore Arizona tomorrow. Oh. explore Arizona tomorrow.

June! The delusion. So many things to say. So little time. Can I just read one more line? Of course, baby Lessie. On another post. Okay. It's a picture of the baby and a unicorn love that and the caption

says you like my unicorn gee thanks just bought it okay her parents her parents are having her quote ariana grande lyrics already dude What did we say in another podcast episode? We said girls. Never. It was fun for like a week after her album came out. It's not cool anymore. When every single girl has, gee, thanks, just bought it. Break up with your boyfriend.

I'm bored. It's just kind of so basic. It's like the new Drake lyrics. Why are they making their baby no shit it's basic i fucking alissa alissa let me just make that less so guys i can i am never going to get over the fact that parents are making their child baby accounts and then they are captioning these baby accounts pretending like this fucking six month old is typing on an iphone the other

thing is the baby's dad has a post of him dressed up as a baby have you seen it excuse me let me show you shut the fuck no we have to put that on our story for daddy this is insane this is a grown man a grown man dressed up as a baby once again once again once again once again how long does this go on for no does it go on until the baby turns 18 is this like the new version of a trust fund like instead of giving instead of handing a trust fund over they're like sweetie you turned 18 it's the big day we're gonna hand over your instagram account they're like we really want you to be smart with this we want you to stay on brand when you take over we worked very hard for these 18 years now it's the big moment you get it the kid's gonna whip the phone out

and deactivate the account be like fuck this, fuck this. This has ruined my childhood. People make fun of me at school for this. All of these babies that are starting as baby accounts are going to grow up the biggest losers. And they're going to have to be subjected to just hanging out and fucking each other. Because no one's going to want to hang out with those people. It's going to be like an army of basic influencers that were basic influencers from the womb. And they had no choice. Fucking losers.

Basic ass babies. If I get pregnant. Yeah. And if I decide to have a child, that's going to be a very sacred, personal, you know, life changing moment.

And my first thought is not going to be, how do I make an Instagram page out of this bitch and impersonate my child and pretend that they can type by the age of six months yeah stop please it's and it's I'm sorry but it's all these bachelorette couples I know all of them all of them all of them they know stop they know Instagram is the only route your poor kid think about your kid on the topic of babies oh it gets me I don't want to I don't want to confuse people but baby talk baby talk And not the Alessi baby talk. No. When you're in a relationship and you're all in your feels.

As a grown woman or man. Yes. Sometimes you find yourself getting a little lovey-dovey and using your baby voice. I love you, honey bunny. Honey bunny. You're my everything, sweetie. sweetie god damn it it's just natural yeah but what i want to say okay on behalf of all the women out there we don't like it when a guy does it when a man does it we're not into it do you agree it's so fucking rough it's so

fucking rough i want every guy to listen up because this is the thing that fucking sucks yes because i agree with you and i'm glad you brought this up it is the worst when and i will admit i have done it where you kind of start to do a baby voice with the guy and then he starts doing it back and you wish you never fucking did it you'd rather know baby talk than both of you yeah that's the thing it's not sexy and it's not cute outside of the bedroom and it's definitely not cute in the bedroom i have had boyfriends that have done it in the bedroom i've told you about it me too it's the fucking worst oh my god were you snuggling with a guy and like he wanted to initiate sex and he please stop he you're like head was in his lap or something he was like i'm so horny no no ptsd no dude he did i'm so horny for a grown man to do that

disgusting no this is the thing you're right it is worse when it comes to the bedroom yeah i don't want to call them out because i fucking love the show but if you guys watch um you watch it so if you have vanderpump yeah there's a couple katie and tom schwartz bubba oh my they always call each other but what's the worst is when the guy tom i will never forget they're on vacation he's trying to be romantic he like has balloons all over the room he's got snacks he's got food and she's standing there and she goes bubba what is this and he literally pats the bed for her to like go join yeah and he pats the bed and he's like it's romance bubba no can you imagine sophia come here bubba no no it's like pat pat like what there's no way she fucked him after that there's just no way how could you you're fucking a little baby like get the fuck out of here please the problem is is how

the hell do you bring it up there's no right way to tell them to stop none like how do you say that i know and it's like well babe you're doing it it's like i know but it's not cute i know i don't want to fuck you when you do it like so stick a fucking pacifier in his mouth pick him up burping like a baby is that what you want is that what you want this is the thing when a guy uses baby talk uses his baby voice i dry up like a goddamn raisin it's true that there is no good way to bring it up though without sounding like an asshole and like ruining his confidence so so so we are saying it on call her daddy right now on behalf of women everywhere oh please stop oh especially if we're about to have sex oh please please please i agree with you this is we can use call her daddy

as a way for you guys use us as a scapegoat okay when your man has been talking baby talk all of a sudden he comes home from work one day you just happen to play this segment of call her daddy out loud on the speaker around surround every room call her dad connect to his fucking airpods in her in his ear and you play this segment you're like oh my god that's so weird but don't you kind of agree it's gross right and he's like okay you're absolutely talking about me but and then he'll knock it the fuck off yeah i'm sorry men i know we're kind of calling you out this episode baby talk needs to stop we're just helping them we're helping you you want to fuck your girl advice don't take it we have enough adults pretending to be fucking babies around here

okay fucking baby a less so yeah get the fuck out of here without them knowing alex and i are hypocrites we're hypocrites the contradicting statements we make on this podcast never get fucking old yeah we're definitely there's something wrong with us but it's fun keep them on our toes we have absolutely taken pictures of guys sleeping guys last week we talked about these girls that were taking pictures of guys sleeping after they fucked. Yes. And in our defense, we have never taken pictures of like an athlete. One of us has taken a picture of an athlete.

Stop. No, no, no, no. Not naming names. Oh, fuck off. We have never taken pictures of a high profile person to throw up on Twitter for clout of being a hoe. Absolutely not. Right. What we have done, though, and this is why we want to bring this segment up again, is

because Sophia and I re-listened to our last episode, which we don't really do, but we were listening to it. We're like, wait a second. And we almost quit Call Her Daddy. We were like, hold on. Yes. We're calling girls out. And yeah, they're crazy because they're posting on the internet but we have absolutely taken pictures of guys that we're fucking or talking to without them knowing

and keeping it in our camera roll we have and i have we have and i think the big fucking fat question uh-huh is why because i would i would arguably say nine out of ten girls do this and i don't know if girls know why the fuck they do it they just do it it is second nature it is part of our dna to be creepy as fuck sophia what you're like alex listen to me it's just it's totally normal it's not normal it's part of our dna creepy. But I guess it is normal because so many girls do it. I've done it. Okay. Yeah, tell us a time you've done it.

I've taken a picture of a guy to just send to my close friends. Okay. Can you give us a little bit more context? He's naked. His dick is in the air. I don't even know why. You know what? I'm going to tell you why.

Psychology 101. Here we go. I'm going to break it down because, you know, I've gonna tell you why psychology 101 here we go i'm gonna break it down because you know i've done that too okay i think specifically in the situation where you take a pic of a guy and you send it to your girlfriends whether it is when he's asleep whether he's walking around naked or he's not naked at all when you send it in that group chat i think that it's for a comedic purpose let's just like you had just fucked even you you send it to your group chat. It's like, say you fuck your ex. You send it to your group chat to be like,

ha ha. Look who I'm with. Right. You like, you want to include your friends. Right on the phone. You can't be here with me, but I want you on this journey.

There we go. Making reason of our, yeah, our issues. And then I, I'm thinking right now, cause I forgot. I've definitely done that one.

But I've also done a little different version where I've literally not sent it to anyone. But I have taken a picture of a guy that I'm talking to. Usually it's not just like a random hookup. It'll be someone that I like. Yes. And I will take the picture and save it to my camera roll. And with no intention of anyone ever seeing it, just me. And it's usually because I just want to like look at it later.

Like I like, you know what I mean? If you really like the guy. No, I know. When you're, it's like 11 o'clock at night and you miss him and you want to just look at that. And a lot of times for me, it hasn't even been sexual. So you just save it to your camera roll. He could be in the fucking kitchen.

Okay. And I'm like he looks so hot right now yes i want to remember this for the rest of my life i've been and i take even a video yes and i save it to my camera roll this just brought a flashback back okay this is a flashback back a back back flashback black black back back back okay this is probably i've actually never told anyone this i've never even told you this this is probably one of the most embarrassing things i'll admit here i highly doubt no okay all right um i have about four albums on my computer and each are labeled this like doesn't

surprise me no because okay just keep going. Okay, I have four albums. Those are the real four serious relationships I've ever had in my life. And each album is labeled the guy's name. And in these. I can't look. Stop looking at me like. No. Asleep two, asleep two.

I'm kidding. And these albums each consist of random pictures, random videos of him, of us even. I will even, and then I put them all in the album. And what, the title of the album is like their name? It's like Jared. And then in it I go and there's pictures I've taken of him without him knowing or pictures of us that he knows I've taken. I even go as far as if we had like a really cute conversation that day, screenshot and

put it in the album. Okay. And then i save it and then i have like 200 options so when i'm just you know wanting to look back i applaud you no you don't you're judging me i applaud you for the organization no that's not but what but what the fuck like do you look back at these albums like after you've broken up is that what it's for sometimes doesn't it make it worse absolutely absolutely i put on my taylor swift and i cry girls are such masochists they're like somebody tells you oh my god how embarrassing when you pull up your photo album to show the

guy something and there they are in all their glory it's like a pic of them from last night naked dead you're like going to show them instagram and accidentally it's still on photo albums of him and you're like who took that can you imagine if i open my computer and accidentally was like on his album and the thing with these pictures especially the ones that you take after you guys have just hooked up yeah is these guys it the pictures look so creepy because it looks like these guys are straight up drugged like they're sprawled out dead asleep and it looks like they're unconscious yeah it's like you look like you just fucking drugged it my baby the captions are also their own baby it's like no my love my

love like he doesn't really know dude i'm glad you brought that i'm sweating from telling that yes i feel like you were judging me a little i wasn't no you were i wasn't i really was you told me you understand it from an organization standpoint sofia not just like i get it maybe i know um do you want to know another thing what we can end after this but it just hit me. Because I guess I'm just creepy. This week I'm creepy. Yes. So one time, taking it another step from taking pictures of a guy.

One time, it was my boyfriend at the time. And I was ready to ream him the fuck out. I found out some shady shit he had been doing. Classic. Love those moments. And I was going to give him like this whole long speech. I planned it with Milt Hunter. I sat down on the couch.

You were going to like rip him a new asshole. Rip him. Okay. Actually verbally assault him. Okay. I love that. And so I'm like, I can't help but like get a little fucking excited for this moment

because he's going to whimper and cry like a little bitch. Yeah. So naturally I want to make sure if I want to, I can can relive the moment and of course i'll put it in the album don't worry back in the glory of it all so what i did is i turned on my voice recording and i just put it on my lap and as i just took him out took him out verbally okay and he was like i'm sorry i love you and you recorded the whole thing. The whole thing. Just in case.

I've only re-listened to it like once. But is that weird? I'm not even going to judge you. I one time was on FaceTime with a guy and we were in a huge argument. He had done something and he started crying on the FaceTime. And you know what I did? Screenshot. Screenshot. Screenshot. And I forever have a picture of him bawling his eyes out like a little bitch so whenever you're feeling like guilty if you do

something or if he's pissing you off you go look at that fucking picture of that weak ass moment we probably sound we sound fucked fucking psycho there's and there's no reason or rhyme girls are just nuts that's actually such a good point I will never know why we do it. I don't even know how to conclude this segment. I think that's a great way to just say it. Girls are insane. Girls, we're with you. And we're nuts.

Yep. We're insane. We do crazy shit and there's no fucking explanation. So men, you should be terrified. And women, we support you. Men, you are always under surveillance. Always. Just know it.

Always. All the time. There's a fucking microphone in my pussy. I'm always listening. All ears. All the time. Okay. People are really going to be scared of me this week oh okay so the other night um this guy was in town visiting me and alex alex told me this story in the morning and she was fucking bright red dying because it's like so embarrassing but it's common but yes tell them okay it is common but like okay tell them so i had not seen like one of the guys i'm dating i hadn't seen him a

while so like the sexual tension like we had been talking about having sex like we were so excited i lay i'm laying on the bed and he kind of like lip lifts up off me he goes to pull my pants off and like he goes to pull the pants off in the way that like it was more of like a rip so like you know when a guy just goes to your waist and just pulls them off and like your whole body kind of moves down and then and then my legs happy they were like leggings so my legs happen to just be like kind of straight up in the air. Like spread eagle. Spread eagle. Spread eagle. Me up in the air. Yes. And he rips off my pants and now I'm completely naked on my bottom. Uh-huh.

And? Tell them. And then all of a sudden I look up and like he doesn't look excited. Like the momentum had died down. Like the car stopped. Right, right, right. And and like i was like why is the engine not purring like what's going on and he looked genuinely like not happy disappointed and keep in mind my legs are in the air sophia straight up to the sky fuck the pussy uh-huh i realized in that moment when he was staring at my vagina in disgust. There was a piece of yarn.

There were some knitting utensils hanging out. I had a tampon still in my fucking vagina. It was the last day of my period. And I put one strategically in my vagina before i went to the hookup to make sure like any residue would be gone the plan was before we started making out and getting hot and heavy i was gonna run to the bathroom rip it out yes and then go get fucked but you forgot you forgot a very important detail a tampon it was just girls and guys you know like it was one of those moments yeah where the mood was so

fucking right like you picture the shit in movies where you get slammed up against the wall and you're making out you're about to fuck and it was so hot and heavy and then my goddamn fucking super tampon that ring from fucking extra super just in case yeah so girls if this ever happens all the fucking time though that's why we're sharing it yeah so girls if this ever happens all the fucking time though that's why we're sharing it yeah so listen if that ever happens to you just fuck it out rip it out throw it across the room who gives a fuck it out fuck it out fuck it up fuck it up it's all you can do all you can do okay call her daddy style i'm glad i got that off my chest i think that is such a great topic thanks thanks yeah I feel really

good about it while we're on the topic of period sex yeah I was hooking up with this guy and all I cared about was the d classic I'm gonna say it all I cared about was the d I was not trying to Netflix and chill I was trying to Netflix and fuck yeah and if you could avoid the netflix you probably would if you could fucking skip the fucking netflix slutty slutty slut love it one week i was on my period and i did not know how to go about it okay and because i was comfortable enough with this guy i was like down to have some period sex right but i didn't know his stance on it so i was like okay i have two options i could either a text him beforehand and be like by the way aunt flow is here like it's my time of the month and kind of see what he said right or i could go over there you know we're hooking up and when he's about to take my pants off be like by the way i'm on my period and

then see if he's down right this is the issue tell us the issue with the first one i just sound like a hoe absolutely what am i gonna text you're gonna be like hey um if you're not down for period sex then i'm not coming right because i'm only coming right for fucking yeah he's like okay you don't want to just hang out you're like absolutely not exactly and then the issue with the second option is i'm not trying to go over there and then just hang out and then go to sleep right what if what if i spent three hours watching netflix having a beer pretending like i give a fuck i sound like a man right now pretending like i give a fuck and then we're about to hook up and I say I'm on my period. And he's like, oh, yeah, I'm not really down.

Like, let's just snuggle and go to sleep. Get the fuck. I would have an Uber. And then I leave. And then I'm a hoe. Either way. Yeah, he's like, so she doesn't even want to stay. She just, yeah, you're a hoe either.

Well, you are a hoe, which is good because you're addressing it now. OK. No, and I feel you. It's a complicated thing. Well, you know what's good about complicated? Oh? Is our good-ass friend, Milf Hunter. Milf Hunter!

He's always got the answers, sweetheart. He's always hunting. Of course he's always hunting for that pussy. Okay. So I asked Milf Hunter, actually, about period sex, and his thoughts on how should, if you are in a hookup situation, because that's all he's ever fucking in.

He's not dating anyone. He's just fucking. How is the best way for a girl that you're hooking up with to address that she has her period? Milt Hunter said, if it's in the early stages in a hookup, a girl needs to tell a guy, but understand that it can be intimidating and scary for men.

I always like to flip it and be like, if blood came out of a guy's wien it can be intimidating and scary for men i always like to flip it and be like if blood came out of a guy's wiener hole once a month right it would you would kind of be like give me a little heads up right like i don't really want you to be finishing and then all of a sudden there's blood right right right yeah you know yeah we could do that so that's how and i think that he made a good point he was like like, personally, if the goal is sex, I don't think a girl should inform the guy prior to arriving to the hookup. Because he was like, what the fuck is a girl supposed to text him? Hey, I really need to get something off my chest. That's what I'm saying.

That's why I had the hardest time. So what he said is, listen, what you you're gonna do is you're gonna get to your hookups place and he said you're gonna start initiating sex kind of unbutton his pants grabbing his dick over his sweatpants or his jeans whatever and you're gonna then tell the guy i'm so much hornier than usual i'm at the end of my period so i'm just like spotting please tell me you're like not a little boy and you don't have an issue just putting down a towel or something. Like I want your cock inside me so bad. I'm craving it.

I'm so horny. What? I would. I I'm waiting to see what guy would be like. Ew. Right. No, no. Guy is turning that shit down.

Hunter literally said I could not have grabbed the goddamn fucking towel faster when she said that. And he goes. But let me also tell you she was not at the end of her period at all bloody massacre on the wall on his face and he said but it didn't matter once i was hard i was hard i was about to fuck her and i really didn't care it felt great and he just said though so that was like a little sticky. It's a little it's a little bit wetter than normal. It feels different. It's kind of like a sticky. But it's fine.

He said the wrong way is to not tell a guy completely. Yeah. An attempt to force him into it. He said I had had a girl that did not tell me she was on her period we were about to fuck and i took off her panties and as i'm like down by her ankles taking them off she reaches her hand down into her vagina and takes out a fucking huge blood-filled tampon in front of me what throws it onto his desk it like hits his fucking xbox controller and he said i was mortified like that was one of the only times because i had no

heads up she took it out in front of him on the bed on the bed okay and chucked it across the room onto the xbox controller and he said that was one of like literally a gumball machine like pop it out boom okay and he said that was one of the times like i was so angry she was so hot she was like this hot blonde nice tits i couldn't do it it was so disrespectful it hit my xbox controller and he was like it was one of the three times in my life that i faked an orgasm shut up so he did end up fucking her though fuck you well fuck yeah of course but he faked an orgasm because he just couldn't get out of his head the whole time. And I asked how he faked it.

He said he just like spits on his hand. I mean, you know what? I do think it's a little disrespectful. It's. Come on. I mean. Guys are fucking pussies. What if. Okay.

What if a guy came inside of a condom and whipped it out? It's filled with all of his cum and fucking threw it on your nightstand. And you would be like, get out of my house. Yeah yeah and it lands on like your nice purse i get xbox controller equals purse for woman i get that yeah this is the thing girls this is what you do you trick them i was kidding you're like you're so big i'm bleeding i'm a virgin whoa you ripped me you stretched me out oh my god you're so cute he's like a micro penis he's like bitch you're like you stretched me out no uh that shit's fucked up what you do is you start to get hot and heavy and you're gonna say i'm on my period i need to take care of something but like

i'm so horny um grab a towel yes yes i'm so horny like let's put down a towel like you walk to the restroom like an adult you take it out you don't take it out like a swinging pendulum like look at him and hang it around you don't like lasso it around your head and then you dispose of it yes you know i think and if, ew, you're on your period, then you take it out and you wipe it across the headboard and you write your name in blood and you're like, I was here, bitch. Fuck you, bitch boy. Yeah, I agree. Listen, period sex can be great if it's addressed the right way.

Yeah. And it's just about finding that right balance. Like Milf Hunter said, go into it, start hooking up super nasty and like being like slutty and just say, I'm so horny this time of the month. Like I'm almost on my period. Even if you're fucking on that shit, so bright and red. Let's go. Once he's in, he won't be upset.

He's going to fucking pound town, blood, cum, whatever the fucking color. He's in that pussy. I love when you're hooking up and you, I'm going to excuse girls because sometimes girls start their period and it's not their fucking fault and they had no clue or this used to happen to me all the time and I'm pretty sure it was I was hooking up with this guy consistently and there was something off like I had just changed

birth control so I was always I was always spotting and almost every time we fucked I would bleed and he's like bitch I'm not that big and I know you were on your period last week so what's up and I'm like I don't Yeah. And I know you're you're on your period last week. So what's up? Yeah. Like, I don't know.

Yeah. I mean, sometimes girls can't help it. But right. The best is when you like don't know. And you're like, I'm so wet. And he's like, oh, my God. Like, you're so wet. And you turn the lights on.

You turn the lights on. And it's like someone was murdered. Murdered. Oh, my God. That's happened to me before we actually milf hunter told me a story that he was fucking this girl it was super wet blah blah blah and then halfway through fucking she was like i want to suck you off and he was like well go right ahead sweetheart fine by me she goes down starts sucking his dick nasty like sucking like she wanted to eat it for

dinner oh my god he was like what's going on then they he finished in her mouth and she rushed the fuck out of there and he was kind of like what the fuck walks through the door the lights were off turns the lights on blood everywhere bloody massacre so she sucked her own blood off his dick a goddamn champion a goddamn vampire a goddamn fucking legend that's what i have to say the poor girl probably was like i don't want him to know. Get that iron. Dude, that takes some fucking guts to slurp up your own blood. I've done it before. I'm sure. And I'll do it again. I'm sure I've done it at some point.

But this is only if you are casually hooking up with someone. Once it's your boyfriend, fuck like rabbits on your period. Fuck them all. Fuck all day. Fuck all night. All night. Have the fucking walls be red. Right.

Like, who gives a fuck? Paint the town red. Paint the town. As the Rolling Stones would say. Oh, my God. I love that. Yeah. Yeah, guys, who gives a fuck?

If you're on your period and it's your boyfriend, I think everyone always writes in, what should we do? What should we do? Are you kidding me? You're hornier. You feel wetter. It's great. Go for it.

Although, I will say, and I think we've talked about this, if it's the heaviest day of your period, like sometimes you might want to sit it out. Yeah. Sit it out. One day. Yeah. One day. One day.

And then after that, give him head. Right. Fucking A. Give him head. Get him off. And then you'll get off the next day. Have you ever had a guy try to eat you out? Yes. Okay.

I have. Okay. Well, you said, have you ever had a guy eat you out you out while you're okay okay well you said have you read a guy eat you out i think i know you're gonna eat you out this is call her daddy let's know with a tampon in yeah tell me i think that if it's like you're like anytime anywhere if a guy honestly if a guy is staying up top on your clit, he's just dealing with the clit. I agree. It's not a big deal. I still will sometimes get self-conscious. I agree.

But also we've said it once and we'll say it again. This is how we'll wrap up. You're not about to say extra lube. No, no, no. Well, no. No. What I was going to say is if a guy initiates it, knows you're on your period and goes down to eat you out on top

of your clit. He knows what he's in for. That is one of the also hottest fucking things that he doesn't give a fuck. Yes. You brought it up in a previous episode. I cannot say this enough. Yeah. The nastier a guy is, the more he doesn't give a shit.

He's down for fucking period sex. He's down for sex. And you have a yeast infection. Yes. He does not. Yes. Tell them in one more time. Quickly. This story was my sex when you have a yeast infection yes tell them in one more quickly this story was my girl had a yeast infection yes and he put on like the cream to

get rid of the yeast infection on his dick and fucked her and he was like i'm gonna fuck you better i'm gonna fuck you better infection out of you right dude so hot when a guy does that it shows that he's a savage and he's like willing to get nasty and dirty and that's hot and that's just like same for guys with girls if a girl is like down for the get down that's hot let's get who wants to hook up with like someone that's like oh my god oh my god i can't no okay go fuck yourself johnny and i'll be fucking myself too and who cares if there's a little bit of red shit boy bitch boy questions of the week i just blacked out real quick don't worry i'm back we're good we're good questions of the week baby let's go i've got one oh hit me hi hi i was scrolling through porn and found a video of my best friend i had no i know i had no

idea she did porn but it was only one video she never told me about this which makes me kind of sad but what's worse is that the video is recent i was with her when she brought the bra she's wearing from a few weeks ago and she has a boyfriend do i tell her i found it do i ask if her boyfriend knows help god damn if i was like had my vibrator out and i was fucking scrolling balessa.com porn for women shout out they're not paying me but and i saw a video of you there's just no way in hell i wouldn't be able to bring it up. I feel like I could see you in that moment, vibrator in one hand, either phone or computer or the other.

You would chuck your fucking phone across the room, vibrator on the ceiling, and sprint into my room. I would literally connect to Bluetooth and be like, does this sound familiar, bitch? You have it on the speaker. Why didn't you include me? And how much did you get paid? What speaker why didn't you include me and how much did you get paid what the fuck do you want to do it together dude whoa i can imagine laying in my bed and you put it on the speaker from your room i'm like moaning i'm like she knows she knows

and the fact that this girl's a boyfriend and the fact that the girl's like kind of scarred because it's like holy fuck i bought that bra with you at victoria's secret and now you're like getting fucked by this dude and like you're on porn hub right wow i mean and she didn't even tell us what type of porn yeah give us the details like if it's just her friend like getting fucked like no big deal whatever but if it's like a train orgy type situation or like what is that kind of porn that um like really aggressive? Like BDSM? Or no, where the girls like cry when it happens. Dude, what if it was like PMP porn and her friends like smoking the crack pipe? A little meth head. She's getting fucked by all these men.

I personally would bring it. If it's your best friend, bring it up. I think the best way to bring it up is to be so accepting. Be like, dude, I can only imagine you've wanted to talk to someone about this. I am the one person you can always come to. I'll be so honest. I found it. What've wanted to talk to someone about this you are the i am the one person you can always come to i'll be so honest i found it what the fuck talk to me about it like what happened how'd you get paid or like are you good you're not good like talk to me can i get it on it how much did you get paid you good when's our next shooting yeah and as far as

the boyfriend goes i mean the boyfriend boyfriend's not your responsibility yeah why do you give up your best friend is your responsibility yes so if you ever do point let me know oh we can go in because our i think we would get paid much more if we did it together than separately oh always thinking about that bank account baby let's go yes okay okay quickly i just want to address this because i think a lot of times people kind of skip through some of our episodes which doesn't make me happy guys guys this has never happened on call her daddy i know wait i just randomly opened a text from a scary guy that's been texting me look what he said oh my god so he just got a really inflamed terrifying dick that's like 10 inches long wait that's giant wait his abs are

nice i haven't been responding to him and he said are you going to make me beg who the fuck is that i don't know it's a random number wait his body's low-key hot but like that's creepy but anyway keep going sorry about that okay whoa whoa okay so a girl wrote in and we have addressed this so many times so daddy gang that are like loyal daddy gangers sorry i have to reiterate this but i just want to help the girls out that kind of miss this maybe some girl wrote in and said so this is fucking gross but i have to ask how do you handle queefing during sex during switching positions etc obviously everyone does it but i never know how to handle it when it does happen guys we have talked about this multiple times and i do understand especially when i was younger i would get so insecure because it's like oh my god a queef is like a fart no it's fucking not

what you do is you look at him and the minute you fucking queef you do not ignore it you address it head on and you're like fuck babe that's how i know you're fucking me so good i'm so fucking wet yeah and he's gonna be like yeah who is this girl i think if the queef is like out of control there's levels of yeah that's true that's okay if his fucking hair blew back like the wind was blowing because your queef hit him that hard like a fan then then i think you address it if it's just like a little noise you can ignore it yeah and and but i do think if it's just like a normal ass queef, you literally say, fuck, babe, I'm so wet. That's how I know you're fucking me. Right.

Also, I do think it's it's a good trick that I remember like a senior when I was a freshman in college told me on my soccer team. She was like, the minute you guys are going to switch positions to avoid a queef, put two of your fingers in your vagina and move them side to side and then slowly take them out yeah and then the air will come out let the air out let the air come out and wake my that's a great one yeah yeah dude some of the questions i have this week are a little off but they're funny okay fathers i need help i've been trying to fuck a guy who i work with but he goes to jail in

a month so he's been like ghosting me is it worth trying to keep fucking what should i say to him and how do i get him to fuck me before he goes to jail i hate when they're about to go to jail it's like the worst especially when you know it's gonna be for a long time it just really complicates yeah and it like makes it hard for you to like get it in before he goes right um girlfriend so i would just let him know that you know it's a really big priority yeah it's you're on a time crunch um you know remind him that it's pretty hard to fuck when you're in jail and now is the time now is the time now's the time to get as much fucking in as you can as possible the questions we got this week i have another one right here and it

goes is it cheating if your man sells cocaine and a coke head sucks his dick for some coke shut up no no i do not believe you a coke head sucked her man's dick for some free coke that's just bad business practice what he needs to be collecting that money what dude wow that is incredible and i want to hang out with these people that's where you know you can get free coke suck his dick and you're in why that white girl i wish i would have known that it'd be no girl i could have just been like you know what you don't have the cash it's fine fuck me fuck me in this coffee shop poor girl you know what if you're okay with your man getting head from another guy and you know i'll power i'll power to you but if you don't um maybe have the guy that's the coke head eat you out in turn for your boyfriend to give him free coke.

Right. You could be like, oh, so you're getting free head because you sell drugs. No, no, no. When they're going to give you free head, they give me free head. I like that. And then you give them the cocaine. I do like that. You fucking pussy ass bitch.

And because there's cocaine, you sprinkle the coke on her. It's a really amazing feeling. What is going on today? Maybe a joke. Maybe not. OK, I have a question. My ex-boyfriend from over a year ago still has a zillion fucking pictures of the two of us up. He rarely posts.

So it literally looks like these are recent. Do I text him and tell him to delete them how do i say that super awkward oh and then she had his instagram we want to go look so this is the opposite i talked about yeah usually we're like guys are like oh i want to get should i keep up pictures of my ex this girl is like my ex-boyfriend has a shit ton of pictures of the both of us still and it like looks like we're still. Yeah. Like I don't want them on the fucking Internet. That's a really good question.

So I don't really know how other people's relationships work, but I would never feel awkward to reach out to an ex-boyfriend and be like, yeah, hey, like, I hope all is well. I would just appreciate it if you, you know, take those pics down. Like it was like a great time in our life but i don't think like we need to have it on instagram i i agree you know i also think like if you go ahead and obviously untag yourself in every single photo and you have none on your page if a guy's stalking you guys are so bad at stalking they are so no guy is gonna go find your ex-boyfriend and see that especially if

you have no pictures of him i think guys don't give a fuck so true um i lost my virginity and then i had an orgy three days later is this normal yeah but you know what girl honestly i think there are some girls that the minute they get the dick they're like how did i live without it there are girls that litter like now I need it every day every minute every day they got the golden dick the first round and they're like I'm ready to experience it all at all yeah so you know what I do think that there are some people that have different reactions when they lose their virginity it's like a weird experience and they're like I'm scared to try it again and then there are some people that are like I want to fuck it all and

fuck it up and fucking out and put it in my ass this time and put it you just try it all i'm gonna be a little more serious okay but not really girls put a lot of pressure on losing their virginity we still got to talk about our first time and i'm not gonna really get into it but like if you want to experience and like you're doing it safely and you want to have an orgy like go for it i agree who cares if you lost it a week ago like, you're doing it safely and you want to have an orgy, like, go for it. I agree. Who cares if you lost it a week ago? I think I agree with you. People put way too much pressure on it.

And if you are a virgin or even if you just haven't hooked up with that many people and you haven't had sex with that many people, just understand also that, like, the whole phenomenon about people being like, oh, my God, like, she's fucked so many guys. She's so loose. A vagina cannot get loose alex do you have a question about this do you know what my questions are this week no oh my god we are we on the same page we are flowing wait why do you think about the looseness not the loose but do you know what i'm saying yes the amount of people that say oh my god she's loose because she's fucked so many guys no no that would be like a guy's dick that would be like saying a guy's dick is huge because he's fucked so many girls like your dick grows when

you fuck no no no no a vagina doesn't work like that absolutely not what are you talking about over there this is a little bit different okay but i'm for it this girl wrote in saying ladies i have a topic for discussion please it's been bugging me for a while now about the double standard of how girls can't have sex with a lot of guys, but guys can and not get a bat at the eye. Just saying it's 2019. Get with the program. Love you, girl. Keep up the hard work.

Daddy game. Not only is it 2019, but call her daddy was invented. Oh, officially fucking done with guys being guys being like yo she's a slut because she fucks a lot of guys and honestly those are immature bitch boys so immature grown-ass men will a not ask you what your number is and b if you tell them they don't give a fuck they're like okay you're with me now who cares it sucks it feels good like let's go people that are so concerned about oh my god are they gonna call me a slut and listen i do understand and i'm not gonna be a hypocrite though like in college and when you're in like enclosed social settings i understand why people may be more

strategic about how many people they sleep with just because like socially they don't want to be like i ran through his whole team right however if you want to fuck someone do not let this whole stigma of like oh you're a slut because you fucked all these guys fuck no no i remember being younger and when my friends and i started having sex and we were so scared to hit the double digit number like i was like i'm on guide nine i don't want to right and it's like girls no just fucking no it doesn't matter like you said they're a little bitch boy if they can't handle it and also if anyone fucking asks you your number one them to grow go fuck themselves and if they're like no i need to know be like three yeah fuck off fucking lie till you die

tell them three and they're gonna be like i don't believe you and be like no. Yeah. Fuck off. Fucking lie. Till you die. Yes. Tell them three and they're going to be like, I don't believe you and be like, well then prove that I'm lying. Put your finger in there and put your dick in there. And then by the time they put their dick in there, they're not going to fucking know shit. They're not going to care how many guys you fuck because they're going to be inside there and it doesn't fucking matter. Distract them with the pussy. Distract them with the voodoo clown.

The second they're in the pussy, they don't even care what they were talking about. Dive into that pussy. So I cheated on my boyfriend of one year. I was wondering where the cheating question was. You were waiting for it. Never physically cheated, but was talking sexually, disgustingly nasty. How I've been missing. What?

With multiple men. Oh, messing. Disgustingly with multiple men on different forums my boyfriend went through my phone one day and discovered everything it's been tough but he decided to stay with me he has now said he deserves a threesome i've been apprehensive and agreed to make him happy i've never had a threesome or even kissed a girl curious but never acted on it so he downloaded dating apps and began the search he's allowed me complete access to the apps and conversations and even had me pick some girls the thing he doesn't want to do though is wear a condom he said you can't do a threesome

with a condom it makes it it makes it difficult he says but i want him to the girl he found claims that she's on birth control but i know girls lie hell i did it am i wrong to want him to the girl he found claims that she's on birth control, but I know girls lie. Hell, I did it. Am I wrong to want him to wear a condom in a threesome because of possible pregnancy and STDs on her end? Or should I do this how he wants? Well, first of all, don't fucking let him come inside of her.

There's a lot of fucking layers here. This is maybe the most unhealthiest relationship dynamic and i'm here for it living for this so i can very much so personally relate to this she was low-key in a way cheating ish yes yes and then to make up for it she needs to have a threesome i love the good hold it over her head tactic i do it all the time i think this relationship is headed for the shitter but i'm completely okay but whatever you'll have your first threesome because why don't these i mean if this girl really wants to have a threesome why don't they just say like hey like this this might be a little bit awkward but we just want to be able to completely relax

and have the best time when we're in the bedroom like we all just wanted to go get tested and like share our results with each other before we do this the way they're making it kind of sound is this is about to get a little nasty a little spur of the moment kind of shit it's not gonna be they don't really want to talk to this girl and i understand that i think um well i don't want to say risk it all and go for it but risk it all and go risk it all go for no first of all the whole like risking pregnancy, like I just said earlier, don't let him fucking come inside of her. Okay. And I know like we're, we talk about condoms, like take it or leave it.

I'm going to say he needs to just fucking use the condom. And if he wants to rip the condom off when he's going to fuck you and finish on your tits, then fine. Yeah. If you can have him, have him listen to this audio clip. You, you can do a threesome with a fucking condom absolutely he's like babe you cannot it like logistically doesn't work out and i mean fuck off you know what have her suck your dick without the condom on go down on her

without the condom on when it comes to putting it in her vagina her asshole just throw it on i agree and then finish on your girlfriend without or inside of her yeah i agree you're getting a threesome i was gonna say exactly i was gonna say i think a lot of guys sometimes are like oh i can't get hard when i have a condom on i'm pretty sure if you have two fucking broads naked in your bed you're gonna be able to get hard condom or no condom so it's like you'll be okay sweetheart good luck sweetie i hope it all works out i'm sure that relationship's gonna be stronger than ever after this. Woo! Daddy game! Daddies, we love you so much. We really do, guys.

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