Call Her Daddy - 47- Open Relationships

Episode Date: August 7, 2019

The girls talk about their traumatic last week living in the Lower East Side of NYC (Sofia witnessed a stabbing). They also discuss dressing up in lingerie for your man…with some personal FAILS, everything about open relationships, and some super dirty school girl role-play. Including detailed, nasty, line-for-line things to say to pull it off. P.S. Enough with the b-day reposts, no one cares!!!

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy oh guys what's up it's call her daddy alex sofia charlemagne, Charlene, Slut1, Slut2, Slut3, Slut4, Thing1, Thing2, Hole1, Hole2, Whore1, Whore2, Stripper1, Stripper2. I like the Hole1, Hole2. That's a good one. Prosty1, Prosty2. What's up, guys? It is Alex and Sophia back at it again.

Baby. Ooh. Oh, wow. That was an extra annoying intro. we're we're here don't worry i hope you're all having a good fucking wednesday yes we're having a pretty good wednesday sophia's got a stack of pringles right to her left oh my god do i need to move these guys we get in trouble if we have ads showing on our tables because no one wants to advertise with us. Yeah they're like Pringles does not want to be associated with you guys. Yeah yeah so anyways

how are you doing today? No one told me how traumatizing moving is. Especially in New York City. Guys we finally finally moved. The farewell to the Lower east side you want to go there to reside yep this was literally i'm going to laugh and people just leave me the fuck alone okay i understand it was a serious thing but leave me alone sometimes you gotta laugh in the face of adversity right tell them tell them i had to go to the bank and i walk outside and i start my walk and i had to step over a man who was bleeding to death on the side of the road there was a guy no it's not funny but like i walk outside and there is a guy and this is no exaggeration. You guys can look it up because I had to look it up later to be like, what the fuck just

happened on my way to chase bank? This will be in the news. There was a he seemed like he was in his 20s laying there drenched, covered in blood. There's blood all over the sidewalk. He's holding his side. He looks like he I don't even know if he's alive. He might be dead. I have no idea.

But how close was he to our apartment? Sweetheart. 200 feet away. 200 feet. So he texted me and was like, hey, someone's dying outside of our apartment. I just had to step over him to go to the bank. And then I came outside and Sophia was waiting on the corner, just watching it all go down. Ambulances came, everything.

I watched him like get carried out in the stretcher blood everywhere so we looked it up online to see what the hell happened we talked about a slasher there's a new slasher in town he's back at it again the reason this is funny is like i am from salt lake city utah i am i am not used to just walking outside and seeing someone stabbed to death fair enough fair enough it's just like a little rattling yeah i the same thing pennsylvania i feel that i usually see like what are those dust things rolling by tumbleweeds roll by in Pennsylvania. Not dead people. Not a guy staggering after someone slashed him. So we looked up the article.

We looked up the article. Turns out. There is a barbershop that's, I am going to say, 250 feet away from our apartment. Yes. This guy went in there and a man went into the barbershop behind him locked the door and slashed this guy's throw and then stabbed him in his side just kept stabbing him like this is some sweeney todd shit i didn't even realize that that's like actually sweeney todd johnny depp so naturally so so they're okay so then the it's not funny i'm sorry there's just a few

layers to the story then the police are interviewing like the locals of the lower east side and let me just tell you there are some characters that live in the lower east side they go up to this man alex what did he say about what happened he said and this is not a fucking joke we will we will post a link to the article he said he got a close shave like what what that's how you know the low he got a close shave it was a close one like no dude someone got fucking stabbed he's like close shave you know that the low reciters have seen some shit when they're responding to things like that close shave close shave so that was uh you know an interesting situation and then it just kept going guys our week has been really fucking

weird we met some really interesting people we did so we ordered boxes obviously to move we needed some boxes and this guy was delivering the boxes he and himself was a character um he comes upstairs he delivers the boxes so if you know what happens well he could barely speak english and i don't mean in a foreign way i mean in like i don't know how many substances or drugs or heroin this guy was on like he would be like and then he was shaking he was shaking so he starts talking to us about his instagram and his business and his various businesses and we're like can you just drop the boxes off and get the fuck out thank you sir we are two nice girls so we just we'll hear you out for a minute yep so he offers us a car for i think it was six hundred dollars and we're like oh to bring our boxes to our new apartment he's like no just to

have a car and we're like okay so we live in new york and like we don't we don't need a car and we're not really asking for it right and then he starts telling us how he plans these trips around the world that are so cheap. And that if we've ever wanted to go to Africa, that he could offer us a trip there for, and I quote, $40. And I'm sitting there thinking in my head, okay, so that's sex trafficking. Sir, that's human trafficking. Sir, that's human trafficking. Sir, that's – They're like, okay, go off. Yeah, $40.

He's like, for $40, both of you girls could go to Africa on the trip of a lifetime. And I'm like, are we getting shipped in one of these boxes? Or like, how does that work? Guys, we are not making this shit up. Sophia and i are sitting there staring up at this man we're sitting on the couch he's standing and he's like 40 bucks man and and i get paid i'll get paid for the rest of my life about 1500 if i get you guys to come and i'm like so we're literally going to become sex slaves in africa but like okay but i mean

so listen i know people from high school listen to this. If someone offers you a trip to Africa for $40, do not take it. Do not take the bargain. Do not take the bargain. You get what you pay for. Guys, it's a one-way ticket. That's what he should have said. It's a one-way ticket to Africa.

You're never going to fucking come back, you pieces of shit. So that was just like our New York update. You know, we're just living. We're learning and and we're getting accustomed to just the lifestyle and we're just living out of straight up boxes our apartment's really scary but i i am glad to get out of the lower east side yeah me too where we had to avoid slashers on a regular basis gonna miss those guys ladies and gentlemen boys and girls you guys asked for it We're bringing it to you We're bringing it to you motherfuckers Open relationships

So many people The opposite of closed Open Ajar No Adjacent No Open

Wide open Open sesame Okay Guys open relationships has been a really highly requested topic and i understand why because you're all hoes out there just trying to fuck and fuck freely and you don't want to be tied down i feel that yourself to one voodoo clan one dick fuck no so but in all seriousness open relationships is something something that Sophia and I want to talk about. An open relationship is let me break it down.

Yeah, it is when your boyfriend is sick and tired of your pussy. OK, Sophia, let's try to keep it. Let's try to keep it serious here. He doesn't want to fuck your vagina anymore, Stacey. I'm going to try and be serious. OK, thank you. OK, there are multiple forms of an open relationship. want to fuck your vagina anymore stacy i'm gonna try and be serious okay for this segment okay okay there are multiple forms of an open relationship it doesn't just fit like one

mold you have like your younger couple living in brooklyn okay i'm sorry you have like your younger couple they don't believe in marriage they don't believe in monogamy okay and they just kind of they want to implement that into their life polyamory and you know they don't believe in marriage they don't believe in monogamy okay they just kind of they want to implement that into their life polyamory you know yeah they don't want to limit their themselves they want to fucking fuck freely yeah or you have like your couple that's in their 40s or 50s they believed in monogamy at one point and for a very long time they've been married for 40 plus years and they're like holy shit i can't i cannot have this dick anymore he's like your vagina is wrinkly i don't even know where to insert it she's like i i can't even find the hole anymore the flaps are so long i don't think that's how the anatomy works but yes, and they want to spice it up. Totally.

And the wife is like, I refuse to have the same dick every night any longer. I feel that. Okay, so that makes sense. So I'm glad you established that because there is like a wide range of folks that are interested in open relationships. So I wanted to ask you, Alex. Oh. Do you think open relationships can work? Because I think that's like the big question.

Okay, yeah. So I do. I think that a huge part. We've got an edgy, edgy bitch on our hands. Hit me up, guys. I'm down for a good time. Not a long time. Oh my God.

No, no, no. I do think that open relationships can work, but I think that there has to be a level of trust and respect that I don't think most relationships have, in all honesty. And maturity. Yes. Maturity, trust, and being so open with each other and knowing that no matter matter what happens you're

closer than anything so if something doesn't work out as perfectly as planned because the thing is in the beginning stages of an open relationship things can be a little rocky in the beginning you're testing things out and so if you have that full trust yeah that's huge i'm not fucking talking though so i feel like there's all these college bitches that are listening, taking notes, being like, Oh my God, I'm going to try to be the cool girlfriend and I'm going to offer Josh the

open relationship. And it's like, no, no, no. That is you just trying to be the cool girlfriend being like, babe, go ahead and fuck other people.

You don't want to come off clingy. That is such a good point. The way that you propose the open relationship. Can't you see girls doing that? It's huge. I have done that shit. I have too. I have too.

And, okay, this is my situation. Okay. I was dating a guy. Pretty sure he was cheating on me. Okay. Okay. So naturally. No, just kidding.

I don't know if he was cheating on me. But he was cheating on you. But I did not trust him at all. Of course not. I didn't trust him at all. Health, health, wellness, health and wellness. So you stayed with him. So I stayed with him because I mean, I'm not a quitter.

That's a great mentality. But I didn't trust him at all. I thought he would maybe be shady. He didn't make me feel respected in the relationship. So what should I have done? Probably break up. Break up. Yeah.

Break up. That relationship was asking to be. Right. Torn apart. Broken up. Terminated. Terminated. Exactly.

Terminator. But instead, I threw on the open relationship bandaid and I proposed that and I was like, you know what? Why don't we just be open for multiple reasons? A, I said that because I wanted to piss him off. Right. Of course. And that was me pretty much being like, I want some other dick.

I want to be fucking penetrated. I want to get penetrated tonight without you there. Without you. That was part of it. Health. Yeah. without you there without you that was part of it health yeah and then i think the other part of it was i genuinely convinced myself that maybe it would just be easier because then i wouldn't have to be worried and high anxiety every day protecting yourself yes you're like a shield

if you offer the open real this dude you know how many bitches me hi i've done this it's like so many girls specifically girls sorry girls but i feel like we initially were like whoa if i propose an open relationship maybe he'll start to like see me more as like wait no i love you and i want you and he'll start to respect our relationship more because i'm throwing that out meanwhile it's like sweetheart no well for me it was like i really thought that he was going to break my heart and hurt me so you're like i'm gonna get there first right i was like i'm gonna beat you to the chase and i did the same thing i when i was talking to or i was dating a guy i thought he was being shady and when i was like you know what babe i like why don't we just

and you do it so calm the way girls propose it to it so fucked up i was like you know babe why don't we just, and you do it so calm the way girls propose it to it. So fucked up. I was like, you know, babe, why don't you are so convincing? You're like, you're like, why not? Like, I don't get it. I think honestly, like when you're in New York, we'll be together. But like, if you go on a road trip or I go on one, let's just do our own thing. Is that what you propose? I was like, we'll just do our own things. And then you come back to New York and we'll be good.

And he was like, and this is the thing you want him to be like fuck no no no we're not doing that babe no i love you and meanwhile half of them are like all right cool i'm down so alex and i are not role models no no no we are the worst that is not how you should propose the open relationship like alex how you said earlier it is all about basing it with trust such a good point you don't start the open relationship from like a rocky foundation yeah you start it what the fuck you start it when your foundation is 100 trust is 100 maturity 100 openness 100 are are we dr phil dr phil dr phil and oprah's i'll be dr phil okay i'll be oprah so i just wanted to keep talking on this a Dr. Phil Dr. Phil Oprah Dr. Phil And Oprah's sitting here I'll be Dr. Phil

Okay I'll be Oprah So I just wanted to keep Talking on this a little bit Okay Because it's very interesting It is interesting And I see an argument

For both sides For I don't want people to think We're shitting on Open relationships No I see the argument For why they're good

And I see the argument For why they're not Do you want to give us That argument Yes I think that sometimes It really Is just the guy I see the argument for why they're good and I see the argument for why they're not. Do you want to give us that argument? Yes. I think that sometimes it really is just the guy or the girl wanting to continue being a slut. Yeah.

I'm sorry. Sometimes it is. Yeah. I'm trying to think in my inner soul. That's probably me being like, I want to fuck other guys. Yeah. It's just an excuse for you to be a slut, which is fine. Totally fine.

But don't be in a committed relationship no you want to you want to have your cake and eat it too absolutely or how we did it is that we were avoiding the breakup yeah okay so that's like another bad reason why people bring it up yep and then on the flip side i don't think it is completely natural for us to be with one person and one person only until your deathbed and you're buried six feet under dude people are that was like very dude that was very morbid just p.s for people listening right monogamy has not been oh here she goes you're trying to convince all of us guys guys i don't know where i stand open relationship okay but monogamy is a newer

right thing right absolutely marriage is a newer thing in society for sure yes back in the day what are you no just i'm gonna quickly say this okay back in the day my What are you? No, just I'm going to quickly say this. Okay. Back in the day, this fucking guy made me read this book, Sex at Dawn. Who? This guy that I dated. Do not tell me you had a guy making you read a book on open relationships to try to convince you to let him fuck other girls. And I think it worked. Dude.

And I think it worked. He's like, here you go, Sophia, read this. You're like, oh my God. And and meanwhile he was just cheating on me so okay so you read this book what the book says jesus people are shook you read a book talking about indigenous people and how humans used to be okay everybody there were villages of people tribes of people everybody would fuck everybody and when the women would get pregnant the entire village or tribe would raise the kid together okay okay there was no like one guy one girl one guy one girl and like yeah no yeah everyone kind of just so so i am right and i understand people make that argument

they're like it's not natural as human beings to be married to one person back in the day that wasn't a thing however i don't think that really works so because those people in today's day and age that are like we weren't always supposed to have monogamy and be married and then it's like okay but you literally also use things that are unnatural like condoms and birth control and if you are really down to do what they did back in the day then every girl you fuck don't use a condom get her pregnant and you raise everyone's kids together you don't just gotta pick and choose what part of like societal advancements you're gonna do wait do we sound low-key smart no smart as fuck no i think we probably sound really you just said societal advancements sophia no but i agree it's

like i get where people are coming from where it's not a natural thing. It's the same thing. Can you imagine like if we still lived by this rule? Just Arizona State or University of Arizona where everyone's fucking everyone. And then they don't use condoms and then they all just raise the kids together. And they all raise the little alumni. Little frat boys waiting to happen and little hot sorority girls. Dude, would that low key be great? Yeah. That'd be a lot of fucking kids.

But no i i agree with you open relate listen open relationships are not for everyone no um but if you are obviously interested in open relationship or call her daddy we're here to give you guys advice and guidance and info there are two ways to go about an open relationship the first one is don't ask don't tell so you have this you have this agreement that whoever you're fucking one is don't ask, don't tell. So you have this, you have this agreement that whoever you're fucking, et cetera, you don't talk about it. It's basically not a part of your lives together. And then the other side is you tell each other everything. Total transparency, total honesty. But there are, I'm thinking about both of them, the don't ask, don't tell policy

and the other one, there are like pros and cons to both. Like don't ask, don't tell policy and the other one. There are like pros and cons to both. Like don't ask, don't tell. I'm such a psycho. I don't know if I could be OK. I just and this is going to be the most dramatic example. But like she goes, you're you are sitting there eating cereal and your girlfriend. Shut the fuck up. And your girlfriend didn't come home last night and she rolls in rolls in 8 a.m

8 a.m she has a sticky substance on her stomach okay she has a sticky did i have to clarify yeah come everybody if you didn't know her hair is slicked back with this same substance in a tight ponytail and she comes in a semen bun fucking hickey on her neck no and a fucking six foot puerto rican dropped her off and fucking was honking the horn of the car and was like, see ya, honey. Thanks for the fun. No. Dude. He's like, thanks, babe. See you next week.

Thank you. And she's like, thanks, papi. And you're like, what? And the boyfriend's sitting there like clutching the cereal and he can't act. And she's like,

I'm exhausted. And he is, he has to just sit there. I'm in the shower. How are you going to be sitting there and not be like what the fuck went down right how you're like oh okay yeah go take your shower what yes no i think that that was kind of an extreme example but it really put things in perspective it's like you're just supposed to sit there and not ask my issue with this whole thing is like you're missing out on a

huge part of your partner's life yeah so you're just it's almost feels as if you're keeping a secret yeah and the whole point i mean an open relationship also i think means oh so that's what i was gonna say an open relationship open right like i feel like not close i feel like no lies okay fucking tell her the truth. She's going off. I have PTSD, sorry. I think that that means you have to be completely open and transparent with each other. Right. And I guess to each his own. But I also see the issues.

Now let's talk about when you tell each other everything. If you guys agree, listen, babe, we're going to be so honest, which it takes very strong people to do this because can you fucking like oh my god there are people though that are so good at this shit i could see them literally using the people they go and they hook up with on the side to fuel their sexual connection where they're together yeah you know how people get off when they talk sexually they're like how big was he like how good did he fuck you when they're in the bedroom together and they use it when they're fucking but then there are also people like us yeah that like the jealousy of hearing them can you fucking imagine let me let me paint

the picture for you okay i'll give an extreme okay sofia you're sitting on the couch your boyfriend comes home i'm fucking fucking pissed. He's late. He's late. And because you have the whole let's tell each other everything, he swings the door open. He is glistening. Pregnancy glow all about him.

He's not pregnant, but he has the glow somehow. And he literally looks at you and he goes in for a high five and he goes, up top, down low, ooh, too slow. but she wasn't slow last

night on my dick she fucked out right she fucked it good she fucked it fast oh she twirled babe okay i don't think when we say open we mean break it down like to the very details her flaps were this long she was this wide she was this ethnicity but okay fine but do you know what i mean where if he comes in he's like fuck it was so good last night babe he's like up top gives me a high five no no but it just it just doesn't work that way so there there's got to be a balance i think it's all about finding your balance finding what works for you specifically if you want to do an open relationship the biggest thing is the unwavering trust yep and the respect yes the respect we didn't even mention that the respect in the relationship yeah needs to be huge and i would argue it needs to even be exponentially more so yeah than a normal

relationship right in an open absolutely i have the best example oh god love when you give me examples so my friend was in a relation we was in an open relationship okay and her and her boyfriend ran into the girl that he had like had sex with a couple times it was strictly physical but they had walked they had ran into her got it and the girl ran up to him and was like oh my god like jordan and jumped up on him and wrapped her legs around him like you know how girls do that oh yeah and jordan like spun her around and then like placed her back down and was like, so good to see you. Fuck no. And my friend was fucking livid.

As she should be. She was like, you, you have put your penis inside of this girl. I let you. I let you. Now you need to treat when we're out in public like this. Right. When I'm there, you need to be so fucking respectful. You should have, you should literally should have given her a handshake.

If that high five, which I'm going to make this so complicated. But I just want to add a layer to this. Just add it. Why not? Because contradicting on Caller Daddy is all we do. I'm just so smart. It hurts. What?

And I need to share it with the world. Okay, share it. I'm an idiot. Okay. and i need to share it with the world okay i'm an idiot okay but some people would argue girlfriend you let this guy put his penis inside of her vagina and now you're gonna turn around and be upset that he picked her up yeah and gave her a hug i i see what you're saying but i do and that's where what i'm saying is it's so complicated the guidelines need to be established like get a fucking whiteboard in your goddamn house or apartment a beautiful mind you start scribbling

all around you do this you do this when you walk outside and you see like every single situation should almost be outlined before you go into it because a situation like that if you don't have guidelines he should know exactly what to do in that situation but if you don't have the guidelines then people are going to get hurt and upset at the end of the day daddy gang obviously if you are down for an open relationship try to take some of our advice but if you're not and you're just in a relationship where it's actually so tumultuous that's called a breakup not you posing an open relationship i know breakups hurt but sometimes you got would you would you be down for an open relationship i'm down for an open. I just want to make sure it's one-sided.

Literally, you just fucked the entire segment we did. You're like, honestly, it's fine as long as I'm the only one that's able to fuck the men and then he has to sit there. I could do an open relationship. It'd be one-sided. I can fuck as many guys as I want. And he absolutely only fucks my vagina and he only has eyes for my vagina only I think that's fair so yeah I think that's really the way to do it me too and I think it's fair right that's

the fairest way to go about it one-sided open relationship the door opens one way for me and it closes for you and it stays closed and it stays shut you little fucking loser dude we are so contradicting that whole segment just went to shit awesome guys i hope you understand what we're talking about and if you have any more questions about open relationships hit up the caller daddy hotline the other week we talked about people that make their birthday a goddamn birthday month and it's just so self-indulgent it was just my birthday and i treated that with finesse and nobody knew i got out unscathed no one i i was so humble i was so humble about my birthday and no one even knew no one knew so we gotta just touch on one more thing that we didn't major major, major, major, major, major, major, major. Major laser. Let's go major laser.

The birthday repost on Instagram stories. Let's set the scene. It's your goddamn birthday. You've got 20 people. 30 even. 40 even. 100. Yeah.

Putting you on their story. Yeah. Happy birthday, Sophia. Yeah. I love you, bitch. And I repost it onto my story. And then repost it. And then rep, bitch. And I repost it onto my story. And then repost it and then repost it and then repost it until your story looks like an actual centipede at the top. And it is fucking there to stay for the next 24 hours.

And you are hurting your fellow followers' thumbs. Crushing. There is no reason for this behavior no reason and i okay this is about to use some psychology shit guys i was so i was micro dosing this morning i took some shrooms my mind is open so the thing is is these people don't think that they are being self-indulgent because it's a repost. But I see right through you, honey. I see right through that shit. And it is an excuse to post something about yourself to a ridiculous degree.

Alex, the other day we were looking at that girl's story and how many did she have? This girl I counted reposted about 15 stories from her friend and every single video she reposted 15 videos videos like a picture i can deal with videos and every video she reposted was solo of herself drinking alcohol in some capacity i know do you know what i mean it was like the shotgun the beer bombs the shots the keg stand like every way every single way you can drink literally so and i know in my mind i'm watching her story and it's just a solo video of basically her i know she was sitting on her goddamn couch fucking chilling there with the double chin cookie crumbs on her titties and she's smirking down looking at her phone and looking at this video of herself.

And she's chugging the beer in the shower, thinking she's so fucking cool. She's like, oh, my God, this needs needs to be reposted right now. She's like, am I gold? Am I this fucking cool? Cool. Right. And I'm over here and i'm like rehab rehab rehab alcoholism addiction to alcohol betty ford clinic come and pick this girl up no it really was an

hour worth of footage of her getting fucked up it was so dude it's betty ford it was so crazy because i know she had to have just been sitting there being like holy fucking toledo this one i have not heard that on the counter in my denim skirt fucking funneling this beer yes instagram gold i look so cool and the issue is it's like right you literally have now a full full centipede yeah people need to fucking stop this is the thing is a lot of us suffer from this thing called instagram story ocd okay and you will know exactly what i'm talking about it's you feel the need it's like this obsessive compulsion to go through someone's entire story oh yeah you don't open a story and just look at the first two things and then shut it down usually you're like i need to get to the end of this and it's just rude to us that suffer from

no it's true carpal tunnel up in this bit you look at the top of the screen of your phone and it's daunting you're like you're like i'm not ready for this i'm here for the next 15 minutes i don't know but can you imagine yourself posting picture or videos of you and it's one thing if she's with friends having a great time and her friends can at least look at this story and revel in it. She's alone. Alone. She's alone.

Showing her cool moments at parties. I mean, the birthday repost. It's got to stop. On the topic of birthdays, I just want to quickly add the half birthday. No, please don't. Someone DM'd me and was like like can you talk about the half birthdays my friend's boyfriend got her a chanel bag shut for her half birthday which can i have his number and will you also date me but honestly your half birthday i don't even know what my half birthday

i don't either thank god and if you knew what your half birthday was i would chuck this water bottle in your head i'd find a new co-host yes wait what if someone did a half birthday no repost no if someone celebrated their half birthday i would personally march up to instagram headquarters and light that shit on fire. Sophia's bright red. She's bright red. She's like, no! Why are people celebrating half birthdays? No, we're not anymore.

If you are a part of the daddy gang, you don't even know what your fucking half birthday is. What are we celebrating at that point? Let's break it down. Let's really break it down. What are we celebrating? That your birthday is coming up in six months we're gonna celebrate that in six months you were born i've had it i've i've had and then there's the golden birthday have we talked about the golden birthday no please don't even go there

no when it's like the day so like my birthday was on the 20th so when i was turning 20 no no i should i've had the half moon half stars infinity sign birthday zion xenon girl the 21st century birthday is blacking out i'm gonna start celebrating my quarter birthday yeah throw it in their face fuck that yep guys i've just had it instagram has just provided people this platform no one cares about your fucking birthday. And people just think they are the fucking shit. I don't know. Lingerie. Lingerie.

Dressing up for your man. Dressing. Dressing up, bitches. We've never talked about this. Oh, my God. Ooh, child. It's fun. It can be fun. It can be fun.

It can be scary. It can be terrifying. It can go terribly wrong. It can go terribly right oh my god there's different times yeah that you want to dress up either it's a special occasion you just want to like and he's like kind of expecting it and you guys you know yeah just had dinner which i'm just gonna say side note i like to dress up and get the fucking over with before dinner so you're not bloated 110 percent um or you just want to spice it

up for your man yes guys dressing up can be so hot and a lot of girls have been like what the fuck i'm so fucking nervous to do this disclaimer to every girl listening to this take shots um no but yeah okay intoxicate yourself go for it but my biggest advice would be we always talk about it a vagina is a vagina and a man wants to fuck it and so if you're dressed up looking like the hottest fucking vagina he's ever looked at he's gonna be like i want to fuck you you're the only one in your head thinking it's awkward alex what i'm gonna agree with you to a certain extent and usually that's the rule of thumb yeah but right now we're just talking lingerie. Yeah.

Because there is the whole other world of the sexy nurse, the fucking flight attendant. Yeah, you're right. You're right. There's a bunch of shit. For the lingerie, yes, I agree with you. I do think sometimes costumes can be scary territory. But let's focus on lingerie. So lingerie, girls, first first and foremost find a lingerie

that you feel so confident in let's tell let's give them the basics okay yeah the thigh high for sure 100 the garter belt that attaches to the sock so hot 100 and then whatever you want to wear as like your underwear to go under the garter belt and then some type of bra and i mean you can get so slutty you can have like a hole cut out in the underwear that's my favorite one you can have a hole cut out for your nipples like get i think the ones yeah i think the ones where the underwear has the hole where your vagina is is the hottest because then you don't have to take all of it off when you're fucking right or i've seen underwear this i sound like such a little creep are you gonna say the butthole thing it was just an ad on a website i was on no it wasn't a hole for the butthole but it was cut as

a heart on her butt okay well some of them have butthole access too and we know we love some good anal up in this bitch okay so guys when you get your lingerie i think a lot of girls their first question is like do i wear it over to his place under something or do i go into the bathroom and change i've it depends yeah it really does depend because like what are you wearing over there well uh a classic scene from wolf of wall street when margot robbie's like sitting in the passenger seat she like lifts up her dress and she has the thigh highs if you're wearing a dress yeah you can go for it cold outside you can play it off like you're wearing tight boom boom you're good to go if you're wearing jeans and something and you're like going to a bar then you need to bring it in like a little bag i think that the process of putting on lingerie in the bathroom when you are like hold

on i just need to uh freshen up freshen up and you are in there for 45 fucking minutes because the garter bell won't connect to the goddamn fucking thigh high and you're like you've been in there for 20 minutes and you're like i can't get this attached and he's gonna be asleep by the time i get out he's like are you all right in there it's so nerve-wracking and then you think he oh my god does he think i'm taking a shit oh oh that goes to my mind right away so it can be fucking terrifying as corny as it sounds i straight up practice putting on my lingerie before i go you're like timer. You're like, I've underperformed it. I put my iPhone and I'm like, and go. No, but I usually practice before. And it's, aside from that, it is just scary to walk out on something.

It is. I don't know why, because like I've done it, you like only with guys I've been really comfortable with, but it's scary. Oh, sweetheart. Let me give you a little quick story of the scariness. This is one of my most embarrassing moments, like with a guy. guy okay it was a guy I was talking to he was older I was so in love with him I would have done fucking anything from him he wants anal on the first night he's got it all right like I was like what hole any hole go ahead so I am visiting him and he's on a trip and i come and i am ready like i am like i've got the whole outfit

i tried it on 95 times at home i took 12 pictures you look like a bad bitch okay but then i get in the moment and i actually want to cry i'm like holy fuck what if this goes wrong what if i don't look good so we're getting ready for bed he goes into the bedroom and i'm like hold on like i'm just gonna go freshen up like i may take a shower lie i turn on the shower i're getting ready for bed. He goes into the bedroom and I'm like, hold on. Like, I'm just going to go freshen up. Like I may take a shower. Lie. I turn on the shower. I start getting ready.

It's taking me forever. The garter belt's not working. The garter belt is what it gets. Fuck everyone. So I'm trying to get myself so cute, so hot. This bedroom was one of the most massive bedrooms I've ever stayed in. Oh. And the bed was literally a mile from the

bathroom so when i opened this door sofia it was a god damn runway oh no oh no and i'm younger at this point i was in college dating a guy out of college he had to walk he had to watch you walk from the restroom and from the restroom to the bed it was like a runway hello and the worst thing the worst thing is that he was fucking tired and he i opened the bathroom door and i'm like like i try to like no he doesn't look up finally i'm walking he looks no no and he literally goes oh what are you doing he never called me out of my life he's like oh what are you doing and i was like i so oh my god i wanted to oh my god sprint into the bathroom and die for men listening you do not look at the girl and say what are you doing i obviously i'm in

a fucking outfit to fuck you literally look at her and you say holy fuck yes holy holy fuck get over here jesus christ oh my god you are so hot you are so sexy similar to a nude reaction yes yes and it was one dude it was one of the weird oh what are you doing i was like i don't know i would die if i had to walk down like a long corridor literally and all i can tell to daddy gang is in that moment i mustered up the courage because this guy was like low-key a big deal i was so young and i felt like an idiot and i just was like alex you need to fucking turn it on right now end up fucking absolutely sweetheart i went over to him i got on my knees because he was on the edge of the bed oh my god and i was like what do you think i'm doing and i like spread his legs

apart pulled his hands down yeah and then i sucked him from soft to fucking hard and i was like let's go like a daddy would but it was one of those things where like girls it's remember what i'm telling you in that moment because i don't think it can get much worse and honestly pound a couple shots why not okay absolutely absolutely fucking intoxicate yourself so i i don't know guys i think it's i mean it's it's hard but it's a little scary but just fucking do it dude another hot way to do it also i did this for one of my ex-boyfriends i knew he was coming home and so i laid out like four lines of shots for us and then i was full blown in my lingerie and heels in the kitchen and when he came home and he like turned the corner he just saw me holding two shots in my hand for him and i and i was in lingerie and he was like

how did he not marry you well yeah he went he looked at me and was just like, what the fuck, babe? And he just dropped his bag. That's really hot. Yeah. If you don't have fucking time to get lingerie. Yeah. Be naked underneath a robe. So hot.

And answer the door and then open the robe up and you're naked. Boom. That's the easiest way to do it. But there's something fun about the lingerie. So let's talk about dressing up. Costumes. Halloween bitches. easiest way to do it but there's something fun about the laundry so let's talk about dressing up costumes halloween bitches i'm gonna say the go-to yeah if you want to dress up and do a little role play yeah is school girl for sure that oh my god there but there's so many different ones there's like the nurse yeah the maid the like flight attendant like cops and yeah like there's a bunch stripper stripper prostitute porn star yeah yeah but i think school girl is a go-to and i think men love the school girl so

fucking hot so simple you get a teeny tiny plaid skirt tiny tiny thigh highs you can have underwear underneath or not you can do like your hair in like a high pony or pigtails you can even add glasses a little tie if you want dude you can do a tie with no top on and just have the tie in between your tits so hot so so we wanted to we talked about the outfit we wanted to talk about some lines you can use if you've decided you want to do this yeah the school girl dirty talk can be honestly one of the hottest in the game and alex and i are sweating because this shit is so nasty but we just have to do it what is our job the first the first go-to yeah you are pretending

like you're going up to him after school yeah teacher i think i'm gonna fail this class what can i do to pass or how can i get some extra credit yeah or you pretend you're super innocent and you're a good student you're like I really want to get into a good college like I just want to get an A I just need this extra credit to make my parents happy blah blah blah um and then I think also if you guys are playing that innocent role you can look up at him and be like please don't tell my parents I'm doing this the whole innocent act is so important and words to use if you're doing the innocent thing say I'm so shy I get so embarrassed I've never done this before that's such a good one if you keep saying like I've never done this like I have to admit like I wasn't wearing any underwear under my uniform today like I've been

naughty in class today and you can like lift up your skirt and start touching yourself or like take his hand. Let him start touching you and feel that you're wet. Men, bend her over your knees. Oh my God. Lift up her tiny little skirt and spank her. Yes. This is where spanking is like part of the role. Absolutely.

Yeah. I also think, guys, I'm going to rattle off some lines for you because you have to be a part of this. You can't sit there in silence. We tell the daddy gang all the fucking time. if you're silent in the bedroom you're doing it wrong can i say one just really quick say it say this is our little secret yes this is our little secret you can't tell anybody you can't tell anyone can't tell your parents can't tell the principal etc i also think guys i'm gonna get a little nasty here um you can be like like right when you start touching her underneath her skirt you can be like, like right when you start touching her

underneath her skirt, you can be like, your pussy is dripping like you've never had a cock before. I can't wait to break you in. I think the whole thing about talking how tight she is, like say you're going to put your dick in her mouth and you're like, let me help you with that. You're a good girl, aren't you? You've never had a dick in your mouth yeah and when this is another thing if you have your dick in her mouth classic talk about how tiny her mouth is and be like your mouth is so small and if you're the girl if you announce that with his dick in your mouth and you're saying your dick is so big like no but they think it's so hot like my mouth is so tiny yes put that thing to the back of your throat. Have your eyes watering and say it.

And look up at him. Eye contact. And I just thought of another one is when you're done, say, my mouth is all sticky. Oh, my God. My lips are all sticky. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God.

That's actually a really good one. And then, guys, you can be like, you can't take that dick inside of you yet. You're too tight i need to stretch out your pussy and like go and finger her or start eating her out and if you're doing the innocent thing refer to your clit this is gonna sound weird but refer to it as your little button oh my god because you are an innocent little girl and you do not know what a clit is and you're just like my little butt and that feels so good dude that's such a fucking good one and then guys you can also just because she's so tight like you squeeze my cock so good when you're inside of her

it means like obviously her pussy's so tight let's talk about um if she is a slut at school so you can say i have been really really naughty and i've been doing this with a lot of boys at school i need to be punished you haven't even said the word punish that's so good and then guys if you kind of go at her more and you're like have you been doing this with other guys and if she's like no i promise and you're like i don't believe you and then you like can reach under her skirt and up yeah and girls you should say like i'm not wearing any underwear and guys you can be like good girls don't let men touch them like this and like reach up i like that one a lot so guys it's all about when you are doing a role play guys you you have to be passionate about what you're dressing up at if i don't have if i'm not turned on at all by the thought of me being a hot flight attendant right then like that is i'm not going to

translate well in the bedroom i want to be low-key passionate about it i did go to catholic school so i can fucking dress up as a same girl but do you know what i mean like you've got to pick something that you're passionate about i am so glad you brought that up because i was doing research i love when you do research well my little it was really it was really just one google search i clicked on the first thing and i read two paragraphs okay um there was a cosmo article i had searched what is the most popular role play oh this cosmo article had the audacity the audacity the audacity to tell me that the following is one of the most requested role play. You're not going to fucking guess.

What? An erotic visitor from outer space. No. No. No. No. What? Hold on.

Hold on. I just need people. We're like an alien. People, please listen to this description that Cosmo tried to. And we probably shouldn't be shitting on Cosmo, but. No, they're great. No, they're great. It's just this one fucking sucks.

It says, if you pretend that your partner is totally new to this planet, has never had or even heard of sex, it'll encourage you to slowly and sensually explain what's going on why they are hard or wet what they want to do to you how what you are about to do will make them feel greetings earthlings i've never gotten wet before can you imagine your fucking man walking into the room and you're like, greetings, baby. Take down this pussy. And what are you wearing? Like an antenna. And you're like.

You look a mix of ET and a fucking Teletubby. You have like aluminum foil on your head. Dude. I just couldn't believe that they wrote this. Daddy gang, do not dress up like this. I mean, I guess unless you guys are nerds and like Star Trek, even then, I don't know. I think you could dress up hotter than that. Fucking E.T. Dude.

Questions of the like. Questions of the like. The like. Okay. Question. All right, guys, let's get into it. I actually have some hacks from the daddy gang this week that I want to spill. Hit me hard.

Number one. Are you ready? Yeah. I have a little hack to see if your man or woman is being shady at all and potentially knowing with who. My boyfriend has always been so sweet posting me on his story or on Snapchat and Instagram. Me at the table on dates with him, cute pictures of me and him, funny videos of me, and I always thought it was cute that he'd show me off. One day, I ditched my friend's birthday and ended up seeing him instead, so I didn't post anything on my story. He was posting us.

So I asked him to block them from seeing his story on both apps and told him he can undo it after 24 hours. So get this. I go to settings to unblock all my friends off of his phone. And I see all of the hot girls who can't see his story so this whole time his guy friends and family are pretty much the only ones seeing us together and since i'm not in his feed or on his actual page these girls probably think he's single shady right anyways long story short check your man's things wow that's pretty fucking crazy that is really so fucking smart so so smart so he was just blocking all girls or like girls he was fucking probably all the girls he's interested in right he pretty much just didn't want these girls to think he had a girl right so he was

showing her love on the story all the time not on his his actual page. I would fall for that in a heartbeat. Right. And she was fine with it. She's like, oh, my God, he posts me all the time. Videos of us, dates of us, etc. Meanwhile, it's like and he has basically every girl he wants to potentially fucked blocked. Can you imagine she like went to look and literally the only person that can see his story is her. He has blocked like 500 people and 500 people follow him no and it's just her she's

the only one that can see a story ever what that's so amazing that is so good i think it's fucking genius right it is like the next the next relationship i get in i'm just gonna fucking do that absolutely yes health and wellness This is a more serious question. Okay. My best friend is talking to this guy that I absolutely hate. I hate him. I don't get along with him. He's super disrespectful to me.

Tells me to shut the fuck up. Oh, shit. Sorry, that's not funny. Why is that funny? And I'm scared they talk shit behind my back. We are best friends. I don't know what to do if i can trust her since you guys obviously wouldn't pick a guy over each other but feels like my friend is doing just that and the worst part is that they're not even dating they're just talking and have

fucked sometimes but now it's like he's her best friend i don't know what to do this like broke my heart that's so sad like i feel so bad but in what world are you you have a fuck buddy and your fuck buddy tells your best friend to shut up shut the fuck up can you imagine if i was fucking this guy and i walk out into our living room and you're sitting there and you're like hey guys could he's like shut the fuck up soph Sophia. And I just stand there and like let him. Sweetie. Okay. This is not a friend. No.

No. If she's allowing this guy to disrespect you. Yeah. And treat you like shit. Yeah. That's not a friend. It's like unless he's doing it like when the friend, she goes to the bathroom to pee and the guy that the girl's hooking up with looks at the friend and it's like, shut the fuck up.

You piece of, like is doing it behind the closed doors. Oh, like the friend doesn't even know. Right. Like he's like picking on her and then the girl comes out and he's like, oh, your friend's so nice. The girl is scared that they talk shit behind her back. Like what? I just, this doesn't sound like a good friend to me.

I think that you need to bring this up to your friends yeah and see how she responds yeah because i think a lot of times too it's not even her fucking boyfriend yeah it's just a guy she's fucking how good can your mouth shut yeah you're literally a walking penis legit i don't need to know your thoughts or opinions at all at all i need to know your dick size yeah and that's it okay when my boyfriend goes on a weekend trip with his boys i notice that he always ends up following a girl the monday after that he probably met that weekend and she follows him back classic they all they obviously met that weekend can i be mad about the ig interaction or am i being psycho i think you

have every right to be mad so but hold on he goes out with his boys and the next day he starts following a girl and then she follows him back and he always does this when he goes on boy trips i don't assume that he's absolutely inserting his penis into these women i don't i don't think so i but i think he's absolutely like getting to know the girl yeah and like you know what okay it's times like these you learn to live again guys i'm having not a post dig appointment flashback i'm having a post relationship traumatic PTSD flashback. Okay. Yeah. It looked like that in front of my eyes.

That was the story of my fucking life. Like my ex would go out and like rage and they would like meet all these chicks. And then the next day they would end up following each other. But that was just like, he was just like partying with them. Right. Well, you don't still know to this day if he was actually,

he probably fucked every single one. Yeah. Sweet your optimism oh my god i'm just in denial so if i were you i would be a little skeptical i would start following men on instagram immediately and start getting your pussy out there i would probably hire a prostitute and absolutely have sex with him yeah yeah piss him off yeah but honestly i don't necessarily think it means cheating but like it's cheating okay okay you're getting cheated on okay okay this is interesting i know you guys always have tips on how to make your instagram profile look really good i haven't cleared um up my Instagram in a while, but I was really not cute in high school and I have pictures still on there from high school. I wasn't attractive, but somewhere in between then and now I had a pretty big glow up.

My question is, do you think it's a good idea to keep those quote unquote ugly pictures up there to show off my glow up or should I just delete them? Oh, what an interesting question. I think I'm going to go with delete them. Yeah. So we've actually helped a couple people out with their profile and we've had girls and guys that like lost a bunch of weight in the past year or something, or they just had a glow up like they just look better. And this is the thing.

I think it's great that you had to glow up and that's cool to show your grandma and your parents but at the end of the day and I hate to say it but everyone's a little superficial and so I don't think people are gonna look and be like oh wow she used to be or he used to be really big and then they lost a bunch of weight and like be super attracted to that no that's just your personal journey and like that's cool that's amazing and that's amazing for you but like instagram is like a dating profile you should have the best pictures of yourself on there we always talk about it's like instagram is like it's your best moments in life you know you don't post a picture of yourself crying being like i

just got fucked over by my boyfriend no you post your highlights of your best moments well also i was gonna say if you had a major glow up like own it and that is the new you right like really really embrace it yeah yeah and have it all over your page and you can get rid of your old pics and keep them on like facebook you guys have talked about how to fuck with a guy by leaving after you fuck at his place but can you talk about how to if they're at your place and they drove themselves there so you can't use an uber situation oh fuck so you fuck this guy you want him out of your house you got to be like hey i'm so sorry i gotta go soon so like and it's like it's like 2 a.m in

the morning you're like no i gotta go wait yeah that's I gotta go to this place no I think I I would probably pretend that I don't remember he drove himself here and I'd be like hey like do you want to get an uber now and he'd be like oh no I drove here and then I think I would stand up off the bed and be like oh shit okay sorry yeah I forgot and then like start getting your clothes together and like you put on clothes and like kind of give him that signal that you're oh like so you pick up your clothes off before like put it on him and be and like give him the key like we're not about to get in his bed yeah yeah like you physically should get up you know if you're exhausted like go out to the living yeah i would get up and be like oh do you are you gonna get an uber and if

he's like no i drove then you're like oh shit yeah sorry i forgot like do you know where your keys are what's like get your fucking keys and leave what's an actual lie oh my god oh my god are you fucking kidding me the go-to what i'm sitting there i pretend like i'm getting a phone call i am so sorry alex is having a mental breakdown and i gotta go get her her I am so sorry boom no and then he's like I'll give you a ride and you're like no you're like no no no no please I'm just gonna take an uber thank you so much but like I gotta take care of this like wow you should you should and he'll be like what's wrong and be like girl drama you know how it goes with boys and she's like she's I need to be there that's so true oh my god the amount of times I've actually done that is like scary it's too easy it is too easy guys

are so stupid they wouldn't know that yeah okay I've been texting with this guy for a month now we live in different states how do I get us to move from texting to phone call slash FaceTime every now and then I love a good drunk FaceTime. I think this is such a good question because I think I do this a lot with guys. Like my thing is FaceTiming. And I know you're the same if you're talking to a guy online that you start talking to on a dating app. Like I think that a lot of times what I would do is I make a joke about him like being a catfish and I'll be like, oh my god haha you're probably like a 60 year old man like um let's have a FaceTime date soon like being cute and then

usually guys will be down and then just schedule time to like FaceTime like yeah let's FaceTime later tonight yeah just say let's FaceTime let's FaceTime let's fuck I don't know why you just said that I enjoy FaceTime that's not not accurate. I actually hate FaceTime. Yeah, wait, you don't at all. You hate phone calls and phones. This was a funny story that a Daddy Game member wrote in. Okay. Dear Call Her Daddy, I went on a Tinder date with a girl who loves Call Her Daddy.

We went to Marina Bay in Quincy, and of course, I wore the Sophia mugshot shirt. It was a hit. Long story short, I gave her the cooch gobber on the water overlooking Boston Harbor, then proceeded to fuck in my truck listening to Call Her Daddy, and then used the Sophia shirt as a cum rag. Sorry, Sophia, but Call Her Daddy has boosted my game. Love you guys. Wow. Sorry, Sophia, but Call Her Daddy has boosted my game. Love you guys.

Wow. It's this very interesting thing that happens when your face is on a shirt. You got a facial that night, sweetheart. Oh, shit. You got a nice facial. Holy shit. Dude, I swear to God, that shirt is money. I don't know if I should be mortified or so proud. So proud.

That my face is being used as a cum rag. I think just be proud that people are wearing your face on a shirt. Do that shirt every fucking week. More people get that shirt and then more people are getting laid. The amount of especially guys that are wearing it. I'm assuming like girls just go up to them and they're like, who the fuck is that? Right. And it's a conversation starter.

I mean, listen, you should be proud my goddamn own mother was like oh are you a little jealous that you don't have a mugshot you got to get arrested so you can get one i'm like laurie please stop why you should get arrested stop joining the fact that my mother is saying like oh you gotta get arrested soon that's fucking amazing no mom i love your god all right daddy gang i'm yawning daddy gang sophia needs to take a nappy poo guys this week was so fun i hope you're dressing up for your man i hope you're entering open relationships but of course only one-sided because fuck them. You fuck everyone you want. They have to stay home and cook for you. Honestly,

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