Call Her Daddy - 48- The Daddy Hotline

Episode Date: August 14, 2019

The girls are covering everything from, “Is it okay to stay friends with your ex?” to the 'bonus nude'- a nude that is saving relationships one send at a time...milfhunter didn't even know about it!!! They also discuss dealing with your significant others parents (cue pervy dads), men posting shirtless pics/food on the gram, and the most insane way this girl caught her man cheating. Lastly, there is a consent app celebrities are using and the girls are giving you all the details. A full episode dedicated to the daddy gang. Enjoy!! 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy what's up daddy oh my god it's call her daddy alex and sophia charlemagne and charlene back at it again it's wed. It's hump day. It's fuck day. It's daddy day, bitches. Let's get after it. Oh, I hope all your wiener holes are just so excited today. And your voodoo clams are perspirating.

Perspirating. Perspirating? Moist? Ew. Guys, we fucking love you. We're back. We're in the studio. We're excited.

We're so excited. Sophia, you look hot today oh my god you do I thought you weren't gonna return the compliment for a minute I was like oh you're supposed to say it back I can't wait to take you home after this oh god guys um so Sophia and I wanted to explain something that happened with heavy heavy hearts. And broken hearts. Yes. We were going to see a movie this past weekend, and truly what happened to us was honestly harassment on a level that I've never experienced. I'm truly still shaken.

I'm shook. I'm shook. Okay. Tell them. So we went to go see a movie at a movie theater. Wow. Yes, those still exist. Date night.

You, me, a little finger under the skirt. You never know what's going to happen. No, okay, never mind. That wasn't happening. You're like, please stop. Okay, so we went and saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Is that what it's called? I think so.

So like any good American does, we stop by the convenience store to get snacks before you walk into the movie. You stock up. Yes. We went a little bit overboard. This is the thing. You could say that. This is the thing. It was about to be a three-hour movie, all right?

These movies are no joke, and I didn't want to fucking risk it. Definitely not. If I wanted savory, I needed it there. If I wanted sour, I needed it there. If I wanted sweet, if I needed chocolate, if I needed sour patch. You don't got to tell me twice. If I need flaming hot Cheetos, almonds, chocolate covered almonds. Jesus Christ.

You don't ever want to risk it. You want to stock up, load up, bulk style. Yes. So we fucking pack our bags to the brim. To the brim. We head over to the theater well excuse me we stop at fucking panda express so if you still doesn't get it it's like i've been in the movie theater before i couldn't stop daddy gang right in alex thought it was okay to pop into Panda Express and get fucking chow mein to take into the theater.

And I was like, dude, people are going to smell that. And Alex is like, this is different. Like people have popcorn and hot dogs and they won't care. And I'm like, eat my dust. I'm like, chow mein is going to be a little different. A girl wants what she wants. The heart can't fucking help it. Okay.

So we get to the movie theater. Big line, big line big movie big line we're like this is great we're in this bitch we start to get to the front of the line there is a fucking lady checking bags like we look like we're at the goddamn airport at this point tsa and i am like there's no fucking way I grab Sophia's wrist I'm like Sophia Sophia Sophia get the fuck back Alex starts letting people in front of us I am literally walking backwards I'm shoveling through people you're like go ahead sir go ahead sir I'm like Alex I just needed a minute we're like causing a commotion we're like just go ahead go in front people are like are you sure we're like yes yes go just look away okay so at this point sophia's like what do you want to do oh my god i'm like listen listen listen

we've got a game plan quick quick quick like put shit on top of the snacks like get ready like get prepared like we're going to war sweetheart like we gotta be ready when we get up there um finally we rearranged the bag sofia puts her makeup on top i take my hat off i put mine on top of my snacks yeah in this case we think we're good to go uh no one's gonna notice i'm like is she looking for guns or right snacks because she's looking for snacks it should be an open the bag glance yes yes move on so we get up there and this fucking woman grabs my makeup bag and lifts it off to sophia's face like no she can see everything she sees it all she sees it all she starts grabbing my shit one by one and throwing it in the garbage and Sophia's sitting

there sweating like looking back at me like you're next you're next and I'm sitting there with my fucking chow mein and I'm like oh my god do I figure it out while this is happening I go up next I'm like here's my moment same thing snack after snack at this point we're like ma'am can you turn around you're causing a scene i'm like ma'am turn your back at least turn your back so we're like you're causing a scene ma'am turn around she's like shut up like you are illegally bringing snacks in i'm like come on give us a break she's fucking emptying your bag and by some by the grace God, she doesn't fucking grab your chow mein. How? How did you, how did you pull that off?

Because she's probably fucking opening it like, there's no way. Yeah, right. There's no way. There's no way in fucking hell that this young girl would bring in an entire orange chicken and rice and cream cheese wontons into this fucking theater along with snacks. I don't believe it. Or she, she just,

she probably felt so bad and she's like, I can't embarrass them this badly. I just can't. She's like, there's no fucking way. So at this point, guys, I don't lose the chow mein.

Thank God. I, it was, she didn't see it i guess and sophia and i lose all of our snacks and i try to go into the theater and sophia goes fuck no absolutely fucking not sophia makes us go back to 7-eleven this lady wants to play hardball we'll fucking play hardball and i will fucking put these sour patch up my fucking vagina and i will put this kick-out bar up my asshole and if she really wants to try and confiscate it go ahead go ahead we have a lawsuit on our hands trust us so so we start to stack all

of a sudden it couldn't fit in my teeny tiny vagina oh shut the fuck up just kidding it's a gaping hole so i put everything i'm wearing a hoodie i put everything in the front pocket we show up back to the theater she sees us from a mile away it's like a runway she looks us up and down i have a full-blown fupa just out of nowhere she's like okay so all of a sudden you both gained 20 pounds overnight fupa and she looks at us she looks us up and down and she was like just go in just go ahead just go in like disgusted i literally see it the rolo hanging out of your ankle ma'am but like go ahead like i'm so done and at this point honestly i'm not gonna lie i was kind of pissed off that like okay so now you're gonna let me in right and you had to fucking

take my other snack right this is the thing i am from utah they do not open up your bag when you walk into the theater. Fuck no. I mean, we were in Brooklyn, but who cares? Who cares? What are they looking for? Fuck Brooklyn now. We're never going back to fucking Brooklyn. Gentrified Brooklyn.

Yeah, fuck off. Mind you. So if you're looking for a gun, I don't know why. Dude, it was really sad, guys. It was one of the, dude, you know how people are probably thinking like, oh my God, they've got a weekend story. They got blackout and got fucking DP'd or they had a an orgy we're like the snacks were confiscated we were compromised it did and then i couldn't focus the whole movie no nope i was pissed yeah the movie fucking

sucked i was pissed fuck that movie theater fuck them fuck them this is a cautionary tale if you're coming to new york and you think you're coming to New York and you think you're going to watch a movie and you think you're going to bring snacks in, think again. This week is going to be a little bit different. Yeah, guys. This week is specifically fully, fully, fully dedicated to the Daddy Gang. I don't know what's in the air. I don't know if it's because Mercury was in retrograde. I don't think that's it.

I don't know if it's because we're all unwell in the head. Oh, that's probably it. I don't know what it is, but the amount of questions that have been coming in. Guys. The drama. Guys. We need to dedicate an episode to the daddy thing. This entire episode is going to be for you guys.

I'm fucking pumped. I'm ready to answer some goddamn fucking. And I'm going to give it a real, real grade A effort shot. And I'm going to answer these questions as I would answer my own child coming to me with the same concerns. You're like, fuck them. Fuck them honey. Guys, we're about to do, we're about to pop the fuck off with

a little questions. Without further ado. Questions of Zevi. Questions of Zevi. Questions of Zevik. Questions. Et c'est que le couple. C'est qu'en fait plus. Questions of Zevik Vivi. Let's fucking get it.

Here we go. Hi, fathers. Quick question. How to deal with your boyfriend's parents, which you have not talked about? I was at a family party and my boyfriend's dad was checking me out. I was just standing around in my cute outfit, my bomb makeup, and he said, Julie, you're just average.

What? Okay. His dad has also slapped my ass multiple times and made me feel uncomfortable. Help. Please, I don't know how to tell my boyfriend. Really fucking kicking it off this week, Sophia. Okay.

Holy fuck. Okay. What? First of all the the issue here is when it comes to sexual assault wait what okay this girl when he slaps her ass you should turn around and grab his dick and be like huh just average oh I'm average. So are you? Your dick is average. Like father, like son. Yes. And then grab him by the balls. Grab life by the balls. Huh?

Dude. Yeah. What the fuck? So that would be the first step is just grab his genitals and to do a more serious answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's rough. The thing is, is when it comes to your significant other's parents it is such a thin line it's tricky because like granted my mom is not you know yeah grabbing

grabbing the guys men's balls yeah yeah I feel that you know I feel like it's really you're in a hard position too because I also think imagine being in her position and going up to her boyfriend and be like, babe, I need to tell you something. Your dad grabbed my ass. Right. And hopefully, I mean, the guy will believe you. But it's also like that is a pretty fucking aggressive thing to do. It is. It is.

I think, you know, you do risk your boyfriend getting upset. But you have to tell him. Because there are some people that are like, uh, no. Right. Like my parents wouldn't do that. I hate people like that. But this is. You've got to tell him. This hate people like that but this is you

gotta this is so inappropriate that like i think you gotta tell them guys i have had nightmare stories oh my god you should yeah eventually tell some stories because it's i have i have some crazy shit it was horrible but i was dating a guy that was like literally a mama's boy and those are the fucking worst i have not i've only dated one mama's boy and his mom was so chill. So I cannot imagine. Oh, this one was like wanting to suck her own son's dick. How mama's. That level.

You're like how that level. They're fucking. Like they're basically fucking. Incest. It loves a win. And so I would have moments where like. How much of a mama's boy? What was he doing?

She would call him about five times a day oh and if he didn't answer no she would text him being like why don't you love me anymore like you've chosen your girlfriend over me like blah blah and dude I literally had it to the point where like if it was the third phone call that he missed right I actually had one time right after we had just fucked we're like in the sweaty stages. You don't even have a cum rag. Literally not even a cum rag. Do not tell me he answered the phone. The phone was ringing.

He's like, I'm sorry. It's my mom. She's called three times. Before getting you a cum rag. I've cum all over me and he chooses the mother over me. Nope. Everybody listen. Dude.

You are getting the cum rag before any phone calls are answered. I'm the one fucking you. I'm the one sucking you. I deserve the fucking rag before your mom. He your low-key imagining his mom the whole time probably so guys you got to be careful with those i'm sorry girl though you should absolutely tell your boyfriend though yeah a guy wrote in and he's got a tip for some girls so ladies get out your fucking pen and paper and listen the fuck up about this little nude hack. Hey fathers, I just wanted to write in with a little tip to all the daddies and it's called the bonus nude.

One girl that I'm seeing always will send these amazing nudes. It's like a tease nudes. So what she will do is she will like cover her pussy a little bit or her nipples and the bonus part is that she will send the nude with the live photo feature on it no so when i hold my finger on the photo it plays two seconds of the video of her after she took the original nude and these two seconds is where she will remove her hand from her pussy and i can see everything it is the hottest fucking turn on dude he can see everything but like just for a split second so you know how you get a live photo you hold it down so like she has her finger on like her nipple and then she moves it in the

live part so it's like almost like a video but it also comes off as a picture unfortunately ladies we can't fucking facetune or we can't photoshop those nudes but feel free especially your pussy it's not like you're photoshopping your pussy go down have your hands on your clit or even if you want to take it a step farther i think it would be great if you are fingers fingers in and then you do a live video and you're pulling it out and it's going in and out do that so i want to try that i'm excited to try i'm going home tonight. Me too. Let's do it together. Yes. We'll send them to each other.

Absolutely. We can rate them. Yes. A, B, C. Yes. I'm sure you'll be top notch. So hot. I know. Make sure it's wet, ladies.

The fucking daddy gang. Coming out with the fucking hacks. I call her daddy a huge fan. I don't know if you guys noticed this, but recently I've been seeing guys post on Instagram and Snapchat videos of them cooking. I don't know what they are trying to accomplish or who they are trying to impress, but I'm sorry when I watch a 12-step story of them cooking a concoction of God knows what and then them thinking it looks appetizing.

They need to knock it off. I don't want to see your combination of chicken nuggets, mac and cheese, barbecue sauce. Oh, Jesus Christ. That was an example of something a guy posted the other day i wish i screenshotted it sorry i don't know if you noticed this but for me it's a major irk and turn off xoxo daddy gang oh boy oh my god i completely agree with this girl i'm upset i'm upset this is what i've seen it's usually guys that are like personal trainers yes fitness yes guys and they do the whole like meal prep oh my god and they're like

look at how i make this low sodium chicken and broccoli and it's like no one's a fuck brown rice oh my god and i put in containers like unless you're making some like duck confit or a souffle or something just um i agree i don't really i don't want to see it no one wants to see it even when they're fucking showing you their like two-step process of how to make their goddamn like protein shape okay but no one fucking wants to see it we're focusing on the fitness people because i just brought that up but i actually i'm thinking about it now and i have seen just regular ass guys cooking showing like their mac and cheese okay yeah no one wants to see that no here's the thing no no men this is a big fat psa this answer is literally for you there's just certain things about instagram that girls can get away with. And it's like, oh, whatever.

She's hot or like, oh, whatever. Like, I don't care about that. And then there are things that men do where it's like, you look so fucking stupid. No one wants to fucking see you cooking. Like you said, unless you're a chef and you're making full size. I don't know what the fuck that means, but you get it. Then no one cares. This is going to be a little tangent.

So just bear with me. Here we go. The other day I was on a dating app and I was swipe skiing around I was like yes no yes no and I find my I found myself falling into a pattern and listen this may not be every girl but I just found myself so men listen up I was pressing x on every single guy that had a shirtless picture as their profile picture specifically also guys that were like ripped with really nice bodies that I know that sounds weird that I know it sounds weird actually am right there with really okay right there and let's explain why because I think there's something about a man that puts that as his profile picture first of all he's so in love with himself he's feeling him I that and then my first question is do you have a job you have a job how do you have

time yes to be in the gym three hours a day had he posted what is your career his first picture is a suit and then like the third picture is a six pack. Yeah. Down for the count. Let's go, baby. Yeah. But when your first picture is you shirtless, I can't help but be like, one, you're right, Sophia. Do you have a job? Do you do anything other than working out? Yeah.

And then two, I just feel like it's a little douchey. Yeah. That's how you're introducing yourself. Something about a man throwing up thirst tracks. Please. We need to cut this out of the fucking episode a man throwing up a thirst trap just came over me i don't know i don't know why we're in texas all of a sudden i'm sorry and i feel like men in texas don't do that a man throwing up a thirsty trap no yeah dude it's true there's that's the thing girls can fucking throw up

thirst traps all day it's a double standard that works in our favor we can throw thotty thought picks up with our fucking song bikinis going to complain about a girl posting absolutely not you don't have to take her advice i'm just saying from girl to a man you just thought you wanted to get your dick sucked that's all yeah wait i thought you wanted the gluck gluck i guess not um i want to bring a little bit of a cheating one. Oh, God. I thought you'd never do it. This one really just shook me to my core.

Ooh. Shooketh. Can we bring back that word? Shooketh. Okay. I found out my boyfriend was cheating because I was vacuuming his house one day. Oh. The vacuum wasn't picking things up

so i went to cut the hair out of the bottom bristles the way i usually do at my house and saw it was tangled with a ton of brown long hair i have blonde long hair no never expected a vacuum to help me catch a cheating man but it worked shut the fuck up shut the yo wow what dude that's some shit holy fuck because how do you explain that one oh my god you can't dude can you fucking imagine i guess ladies if you're just feeling a little fucking insecure in the moment you're like you've gone through the phone you've gone through the laptop you've looked through the bed sheets you've looked through the closet you set up security cameras and you can't catch them fuck go to the vacuum go to the vacuum what a good hack thanks sophia you're welcome holy fuck this question is a fun one alex we're gonna have fun with it i'm excited

not for the reasons you think oh okay, okay. This guy wrote in. Hi, girls. Important question. What do you do when you Snapchat a girl innocently but don't want your girlfriend to tweak about it? For example, this girl and I were Snapchatting each other videos of our dogs. And while I've never given my girlfriend a reason to worry in the past, I don't want her to start worrying now. Listen up. Listen up. Fucking Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. given my girlfriend a reason to worry in the past i don't want her to start worrying now listen up listen up fucking johnny johnny johnny fucking johnny timberlake fucking johnny two shoes listen up johnny johnny listen the fuck why this and I have had boyfriends like this in the past. Okay. Yes.

Ex-boyfriend. Ex for a reason. Emphasis on the ex. Why is it so important to him to send a video of his fucking dog to a girl if he knows that it could potentially upset his girlfriend? Pathetic. That's what it is. Pathetic. Johnny, I'm sorry.

You thought that we were going to answer saying like, oh my God, tell her to fucking relax and do what you want. No, no, no, no, no. Johnny, fuck yourself. Just kidding. You're daddy gang. I love you. But like low key, fuck off.

Listen to this bullshit. This is what I have to say about this. These are the people that I fucking hate. Sorry, Johnny. Johnny two shoes is like, fuck this. I shouldn't have written we love you but Johnny listen up this is one of those things if you truly love your girlfriend that's one thing and we'll we're gonna address it like that because it seems like you do but if

you're trying to cheat that's another reason okay keep going for it however you're acting this is what I hate you're acting like I I love my girlfriend and I've never given her a reason to be upset so like why can't I Snapchat this girl? Well, Johnny, you see, because your girlfriend has expressed that it makes her upset. So you are saying that you are willing to risk your relationship with your girlfriend just for some harmless dog Snapchats? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This has shady written all over the. Shady motherfucker.

It smells like a big pile of shade. If this girl that you're Snapchatting means nothing to you- Then just don't do it. Then just don't do it. It's so simple. Because it's going to make your girlfriend obsessed, so just don't do it, right? Right, Johnny? Right, Johnny?

No, Johnny. Right, Johnny? Johnny's trying to get his dick wet. Two girls, one dick. I don't think so. I don't think so either, Johnny. Not today, Johnny. Two shoes.

Where did you get that? Johnny fucking Two-Shoes. Yeah, guys, those are the things where if you're in a relationship, if it means nothing to you, Johnny, just stop. Oh, wait, but you can't. Oh, my God. Because, oh, you forgot to mention that you're also sexting Miranda. Right. And you're also trying to fuck Miranda.

And when you said video of your dog, you meant video of your dog as in your wiener dog as in your wiener. Okay? That's what it is. And that's the tea, and that your wiener dog as in your wiener. Okay. That's what it is. And that's the tea and that's the conclusion and that's what we're in. This poor guy is never fucking writing again. Johnny's like, okay, never mind. No, but that wiener dog. We know what dog means.

Fucking wiener hole. Yeah. We know. Yeah. Oh, God. Okay. This is just a quick tip. A tipply dickly.

Tip of a dick. Okay, this is just a quick tip. A tippily dickily. Tip of a dick. Okay. Love you. She told me she loved me. I thought you were saying that to me. I'm like, thanks. No. She said, pro tip for period sex.

My friend told me about this years ago, and when I heard the episode about period sex, I had to share. If you drink straight gelatin, water, and gelatin powder about two hours before having sex on your period, you won't be bleeding at all or very little for the entire night. Thanks, XOXO. Oh. Very interesting. Wait, I have never heard of that.

Someone write in and confirm. Also, I always just want to do these psas i don't know if right this is do research yes some girl's gonna drink way too much gelatin and her fucking skin's gonna change some color like what the fuck yo don't shoot the messenger what is that don't sue me i'm just telling you what i read yeah yeah don't don't do you know what charlie and the chocolate factory yes and the girl turns into a fucking plum. Oh. Do you know who I'm talking about? With the bubble gum?

Yeah. Violet. Violet. That's it. I want a squirrel. Okay. Okay. Sorry.

Oh, wow. That's really interesting. I would actually really love to know. I have heard about the sponge. I've heard of like porn stars putting a sponge up. To kind of block. To do a scene, you know. Classic.

Classic. I love that. Yeah. There you go how to bring up to my boyfriend that i want to watch porn together ding ding ding ding well this gets me all wet in my panties turn it on on every single television house every laptop surround sound computer screen bluetooth around sound and you take off your room any room i'll be in this one masturbating yes and impersonating what exactly that porn star is doing sweetheart questions like

this um i just find a little bit confusing because i personally have never encountered a man that is not down to watch porn would be like oh why why are you I've only encountered men that are like can we do it right now like hurry up okay this is what I think listen I understand we have some younger people listening which terrifies the shit out of me but I do think that listen one of a really good way I think to spice it up if you're having trouble bring it up to him because maybe he is a little bit more reserved. What I would do is if say, if you're at work, you're at school, you're just not together. You can find some porn that you think is super hot and you are going to send him the link and then you can say something along the lines of like, babe, I want you to watch like the

first like minute of this and then let's watch the rest later tonight. That can be so hot or if you like outline something like fast forward two minute like 1635 like i want to do this on your dick tonight like let's watch this later and like i'm gonna perfect it for you that's so fucking hot i think a lot of the questions we've gotten this week and i think we wanted to touch on this quickly is the amount of people that are not feeling secure enough to initiate something whether you're you know new at something or you're dating someone new and you haven't really gone to that level with them this is call her daddy 101 if it is something sexual it is going to be hot to a man oh my god like you can do anything that you're insecure about

yes it doesn't matter it doesn't matter someone literally wrote in and said how do i look up at my boyfriend when i'm giving him head now first of all moment of silence because it really fucking how do i look up at him while i'm giving head so it's the craziest thing so like they're like your eyeballs so yes so these eyeballs and then you you do this thing where you look you can look down you can sideways and then they can you can look up that's a joke someone did not write that but then you know what i did i took myself back to when i was younger and i understand what she's saying you're nervous she's nervous because she's like i i'm nervous to look so slutty and i'm nervous to like make this like an intimate moment sweetheart when you have a dick I'm nervous to make this an intimate moment, sweetheart.

When you have a dick in your mouth, it's not an intimate moment. It's the sexiest, hottest thing you could fucking do. You could have killed his goddamn dog and you stick that thing in your mouth and he's going to be like, I fucking love it. And I'm telling you, when you then add the look up, you might as well get ready because he's going to propose. I think we've said this before. Sweetie. Sweetie. Sweetie. Think of the dirtiest thought you've ever had.

Okay. You thought of a little girl on girl. You couldn't help yourself. Touch yourself in the shower. Your boyfriend has thought of that ten times worse. Absolutely. When he wakes up in the morning when he's eating cereal men are filthy disgusting their minds are constantly in the gutter they walk around with boners you do not

need to worry about coming off dirty at all i also think what she can do is say um i watched something last night that got me really really wet or that i touched myself too and there's a fat chance that he's going to be like what was what is it send me the link right now holy send it over and he's gonna play it on surround sound yeah and he's gonna have it playing yeah girlfriend guys it's all about we always say fake it till you make it and just gaining that confidence you want to fucking go crazy on your man's dick but you don't know how fucking get crazy on his dick he's not gonna be like you're you're going a little too crazy fuck no no he's gonna be like there's no such thing yeah dude the amount of girls that write in when they try the gluck luck or when they try something and they're like okay he's literally in

love and half the guys are like did you start watching porn like where did you learn this that's the goddamn goal you got it girls just get a little crazy on his dick nasty nasty i want all the girls turning into nasty little slut yeah men you're welcome yeah fucking turning girls into crazy slutty amazing opportunities in bed for you and girls were regaining that power daddies so my ex-boyfriend bought me a Louis Vuitton bag that I've been. Where is he? What's his number? Hand it over. I know. She said ex.

So I've been wanting that I've been wanting for a long time for my birthday. But we broke up about six months ago and now I'm dating this new guy. Is it weird if I keep the bag that my ex-boyfriend bought me? I've always wondered this. Or do I throw it away? Throw away all the gifts that I love and use all the time once I break up with him. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart all the time once I break up with him? Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart. This girl, I'm sorry, but this girl needs to be slapped around a little bit.

Sweetie. And needs a fucking wake up call. I don't give a fuck who bought it for you. I don't care what you went to do. You got a goddamn nice designer bag. You keep that shit and you flex on that shit and you can pretend you bought it for yourself. If you are able to just, I mean, listen, if there's like an emotional attachment and you start crying every time you pick it up because you miss your ex then maybe throw it out or give it away

or sell it but if you if you're just like feeling guilty because your new boyfriend doesn't know where you got the bag oh it's a it's a material possession yeah like please yeah absolutely i'm sorry your louis v bag is not that sentimental if you had pictures of you and your ex or like he engraved your name on it or some shit right my ex um that bought me like a cartier ring he was gonna engrave like my name and his name inside of it and i was like listen you know we'll get to it let's just not do that soon because i was like sweetheart this relationship has a timeline and i don't want you on my fucking hand it's similar to a tattoo don't ever do it oh fuck no don't ever ever get your fucking person's name on that shit no all right this one is really exciting for me oh okay about

sex and dick it's about soccer but okay same thing i guess okay so no it's not about soccer it's about sex i'm just kidding hey daddies I am on the soccer team at my university and so is my boyfriend. We've been together for six months and I recently found out that he had hooked up with an incoming freshman that's going to be on my team when she was in town for her orientation. I immediately broke up with him. So he cheated on her? Yes. Okay. With a girl that's going to be on her team. I immediately broke up with him. So he cheated on her? Yes. Okay. With a girl that's going to be on her team.

Okay. I immediately broke up with him and he's been telling me that they're just friends, but I know that he cheated on me. I have to be on the same team with this girl and I'm not going to be able to not be a bitch to her.

She definitely knew that we were together as well. Should I ruin her life when she gets here or just try and forget it and be friends with her? Thanks, daddies are the best love the podcast this is what you're gonna do listen to me clearly okay okay okay you are going to tanya harding this fucking bitch okay you are going to hire someone to break her goddamn kneecaps and she will never play soccer

we're just kidding we're just kidding listen i'm actually happy because i had almost you're not even gonna tell me good job on the tanya heart no that was pretty good that was pretty fucking good thank you um but no please don't do that please don't do that listen this is my i have actually almost the exact same situation happened when i went to college for soccer one of the girls, someone in my grade hooked up with one of the older girls boyfriends before we got there. This is what I have to tell you. Such sluts. This is what I have to tell you.

And you're not going to like it. The older girl, if you act but her that you got cheated on. First of all, we always say it. He's your boyfriend. He has the loyalty to you now however obviously this girl knowing she's gonna be on your soccer team low-key fuck her because that's fucked up she knew you and you're gonna be on a team but the girl that i went to school with that was the older girl she acted so butthurt and it looked so bad everyone was like dude like

it's come on like she's younger she doesn't really know you it's your boyfriend that fucked her and so what i have to say is if i were you i would because this girl's about to be on your team also like that would fuck with team chemistry i would make a joke about like listen let's get this out of the way i obviously know what happened i'm just hoping he fucked you better than he fucks me because that dick is so whack like make a joke about it and then you could obviously slide in a joke and be like if you ever cross me again you're fucking dead but other than that love you girl and move the fuck on yeah that that is joke about it that's such a good point also can I add you don't really know what your fucking boyfriend was saying

that night because let me tell you there is a fat chance that this girl was like are you with jennifer and he was like you know what jennifer and i are on a break right now jennifer just cheated on me and let me enter dude so true you know what i mean so fucking true so girlfriend i think i know it hurts but sometimes the best way to go about it is to just look so not butthurt like you don't give a fuck because at the end of the day that girl is probably scared as shit right now and if you act chill as fuck she's gonna have way more respect for you and you guys will be like honestly team up against him and like fuck him as opposed to it being this awkward thing agreed or just go have a threesome with him and her yeah spice it up really what it comes down to. That'll really be healthy for it.

Cheater hack. Cheater hack. Cheater hack. Okay, so guys, I have a great phone hack to catch a cheater. A few years back, I was dating this guy who I did not trust. Not that I trust any of these men. And I would always go through his phone. One day, I decided to go into the app store on his phone and see what apps he's been using.

Here is what you need to do. You're going to press the update button at the bottom and then the profile button in the top right corner. And finally, you are going to press purchased here. You will be able to see all the current or deleted apps that they have had on their phone. This is how I found out that he had recently used the Tinder app and would delete it when he was around me. I re-downloaded the app and signed in using sign in with Facebook and boom, I was in messages

on messages of girls he was cheating on me with. In the end, I stayed with him and just cheated on him tenfold but never got caught also a great way to see if any of the current our apps are also hidden photo vaults for the nudies oh this is pretty brilliant it is it is because every guy that's being shady with a dating app they just fucking delete it yep yep and then they re-upload it when they're not near you so girls or men if you're feeling a little something is off i think that's a huge one that is so good i wouldn't know how else to find out even look for maybe separate um messaging apps like whatsapp maybe they deleted it and then they re-download it when they're not around you i mean that shit

can fuck you up and also it's low-key genius if you're trying to cheat so my boyfriend gets super jealous when i talk to guy friends or guys that i work with he says he trusts me but yet he always makes it a point to say oh who's so and so and why are you texting him when it's literally about work or something so innocent he says it's suspect and i shouldn't be texting guys from work i would say he's insecure about it and it's getting really old to me and it's not attractive what can i do to make him confident about our relationship now i have to double think about texting my guy friends when it means nothing oh god this is the thing for men listening to this question that this girl wrote in yeah when you start to act like this, this is when the girl is going to start hiding shit from you. Yeah. If she is doing nothing wrong and she is innocently texting guys from work, you need to

realize that you need to, you know, look inward and be like, I'm just being psycho. Yeah. Because if you keep going after her, she will start hiding shit from you. It's so true. It's like when you get in a relationship with someone that's super possessive and or gets super jealous over shit and doesn't have any shows no faith or trust in you that's when the other party because this goes the same for girls when they do this to their men yep the more you show you don't trust this person you're like who are you texting what are you doing that's when even if it's not shady they just start to hide shit because they don't want to deal with you right bitching all the time and then maybe it will turn into being shady exactly and they're scared you're gonna get

upset over every little thing and honestly you start to push them away it's true also i think a big point too is like when you start to push them away people tend to then talk about their issues with those friends about your relationship and then she's gonna get closer with these people because you're literally pushing her towards them yes and then she's gonna be like my boyfriend's psycho he doesn't trust it blah blah right and then she's gonna find herself fucking deleting text to her dad yeah she's like i don't even know my dad's got a penis right what if he doesn't trust me dude advice advice for this girl is if you guys have a super healthy relationship he knows how much you love him and he's still acting this way yeah it might have to be a deal breaker yeah you know i mean you have to sit down you have to be like listen i love you if i wanted to be with

someone else i would be and i'm not i love you i'm here for a reason and then if that doesn't change then yeah maybe you gotta yeah go fuck your co-worker you then actually make his dreams come true be like you know babe i'm actually yeah i am gonna go fuck them now because you're so concerned that i am fucking them i might as well just be fucking them you always have to be sensitive if your partner has like an insecurity flare up yeah but when it's like this shit and you can't text a co-worker it's like no that's when it gets annoying that's what i read on twitter once and it was like jordan woods might as well have fucked tristan after all of this it's like like why

didn't you just fuck him yeah like what the fuck you're like fuck he's gonna be treating you like you're fucking your co-worker you might as well. Literally. That's so good. Oh, God. Health and wellness. Gotta love it. This is a story time. Oh, my gosh. Because I want to read this, and I want everyone to get excited and listen up.

Okay. Because it's funny. Oh. This girl wrote in, this story had my entire cheer team cracking up, and they've been begging me to write this in. I love your podcast. And of course I thought it was only right to share with you guys and the rest of the daddies out there. So one night my boyfriend found my fingertip vibrator and asked to use it on me, which I responded. Absolutely. He slipped it on his finger and he proceeded to put it inside of

me. Things were great. I was so turned on and enjoyed every fucking minute of it. About five minutes later, when he pulled out his hand and it wasn't on his finger anymore, I started flipping through the sheets and I lost my shit and started to freak the fuck out. I shit you not. This vibrator was stuck so far up my vagina that I couldn't even feel it anymore. And I was convinced i was gonna have to go to the er i stood up to find out i started jumping i was walking around like a fucking

bumblebee every step i took was accompanied by a light buzz coming from inside of me oh my god i would freak she's literally walking vibrator i laid back down on my bed and the only thing i could think about was i did a full spread as my boyfriend tried to dig the vibrator out of my vagina after 10 minutes of trying to do absolutely going nowhere i finally did the only thing i could imagine to get it out i lifted up both of my legs over my head i grabbed the back of my heels oh she was wearing heels and started pushing after about like she was giving birth after about three pushes i gave birth to my fucking fingertip vibrator all i really have to say to all my daddies out there looking for a way to spice up your foreplay is fingertip vibrators are not the fucking way to go you're about to

fucking have to push it out like a goddamn fucking baby i love you guys can you imagine a bumblebee you stand up and it's like i would freak out i would freak the fuck out i would be like terrified it would be stuck in me like what the fuck no dude i've had that happen though where i've had something stuck up in me and it's so not a vibrator sorry it was just a condom but the guy had to like i was leg spread and he had to fucking shove his fingers up there and it's just like not hot well i remember i had a tampon stuck up there and it had to get removed from a guy no a doctor that would be hot it's like ew yeah but dude those are the moments where it's like you just can't you're just like please get it out of me that is such an amazing story it's one thing to feel something up in you but for it to be constantly vibrating oh my god you're like

what if i can never get it out holy shit i would go crazy imagine you had to like go to sleep with that shit i wonder if it felt good though i know like was she kind of having like a little we're so dumb really does she look you want to leave it in there like a little orgasm no it's not but it felt good at least I feel like I would rather something stuck in my vagina than my asshole me too I will say yeah but then again you could just like kind of push it out yeah I don't know let us know daddies interesting interesting what's up Alex and Sophia do you guys think it's possible to remain friends after a long-term relationship we broke up pretty amicably and still want to remain friends after a long-term relationship?

We broke up pretty amicably and still want to be friends. We want to leave the door open to see if our relationship might work in the future, but we both agree that it wouldn't work right now. Let me know what you guys think. I'd much appreciate it. This is fucking difficult. And I think a lot of people are always wondering, like, can you be friends with an ex? And since this relationship ended pretty amicably, I personally think and I want to hear your thoughts, but I personally think no. And yes, I think there needs to be some type of distance in this relationship before you guys go right into going out together. Yes. Yes. You can't just be like, OK, we're breaking up.

And then, oh, what are you doing this weekend no i think a lot of times when people go through a breakup if it wasn't something horrible happened they want to say the friend thing because it helps them with the breakup they're like but we're still like you know like we're not losing each other meanwhile and it's like but half the time that's more unhealthy than it is. You almost want to have someone do something so horrible. Right. So you can distance yourself and move on. Yes. It's true.

So the whole friend thing is it's like, you really truly need to break up. And until you fully have like gone through the breakup and gone through the morning and like moved on. Right. Then you can maybe like come back. I agree. Because I also think that there are some couples that try to dive right back into it and say you go out one weekend one of you is gonna get jealous oh you're not dating anymore so he

can talk to another girl you can talk to another guy and then all of a sudden one of you is gonna feel the jealousy I also think last point about this question is you possibly are also going to be giving off vibes and you don't even realize it that you're not open to finding other people you're still hung up on someone that's in your life or you're still making room for them that no one else is going to be able to come in even if it's just a casual hookup I would say that until both parties have found someone new, you can't do the friend thing. I agree.

Because it's going to feel good, and you're going to get comfortable again, and you're going to be horny, and you're just going to want to go back to it. But if you guys have both completely moved on and found new people, then I think, you know, and the level of maturity has to be there.

Dude, you know, there's so many times I feel like people are like, we can do this. We're going to be friends. Dude, you know, there's so many times I feel like people are like, we can do this. Yeah. We're going to be friends. Yeah. And then one party ends up at home, like at fucking 2 a.m. Balling their eyes out.

Like, I thought I could do it, but he left with another girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, fuck. Just be honest with yourself. Be honest with yourself. Why you want the friendship. Absolutely. Wow.

Was that our first like healthy ass advice on calling your daddy? How do we sabotage it? Okay quick hurry. Could be his best friend suck his dick I don't know. Okay hi daddies have you heard of this new consent app? Oh. I have actually. It is an app so you can consent to sex, meaning that you can pull something up on your phone now and it says, yes, I consent to this and we'll be having a physical relationship with this person or no, I do not consent to this. And the person either presses yes or no, does a little signature and you're good to go. What the fuck?

Wait. Yeah. What in the actual fuck is happening? How does this work? How does this work? So let's set the scene. Yes. This girl's hammered blackout.

Right. She and he's like, yo, press. Yes. Press. Yeah. Right. And she's like, yes. And he's like sign.

And it's like scribble. And then they fuck fuck and she doesn't remember it or yes exactly or if she presses yes when they're hanging out netflix and chilling and then 30 minutes later she decides actually no that's what i'm saying what if i mean is there like a countdown on this thing like when you press yes you have 30 minutes or else what there has to be some type of time frame what this guy can fucking go grab her three years from now and fuck her you are married you're married with a family you're sitting there cooking pancakes for your kids and the guy that you consented with on this app from fucking five years ago shows up and you're like oh not again like we've gotta fuck again sorry sorry guys the pancakes will be put on hold i need to get

fucked like what like timothy stay in your high chair mommy needs to go get fucked and she looks at her husband she's like sorry babe he's back i don't know what to do about it i pressed yes right when i was young and naive. I don't get it. Dude, that's kind of fucking really funny. Yeah, is there a time code? It's like countdown of 30 minutes. And then how not sexy is that?

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. Take your pants off. We have 20 minutes. Hurry. Until you have to press consent, yes again. And just to make it just simple, how do we ensure that it is her pressing yes and not him? Oh, wait, that's such a good point.

Like, couldn't he just select yes? Like, does she need to film herself being like, I am ready, ready, my pony, my saddle, to get fucked? And they're like, okay, you can just say that you're consenting wait but even if she has to film herself pressing the button he could still have like a gun up her butthole like he could have a gun to the back of her head yes always thinking about dying he could i can't help but think who the fuck is on the other end working for this app receiving these consent videos yeah can you imagine the fucking videos these people are receiving enough to look at it's such a bizarre thing like i know that there are probably

people that are like okay here's an example there's a girl she's been drinking a little bit okay she's hot off of a divorce she's about to get fucked for the first time yep she has to make she has to submit this video saying she consents and she's like hey um not only do i consent but i just can't fucking wait to ride this dick into the sunset she's like i've been so horny this divorce really fucked me up i don't know i feel like this is a good one he's in the bathroom right now i'm getting a little nervous but i'm excited i consent to more than consent yeah me not only do i consent but i am fucking ready to roll babe and it's like it's like they're just going off on how ready they are and how much they consent to it it turns into like a confessional you know what i mean that's actually such a good fucking point i kind

of want to download it and just fuck i kind of just want to fuck with someone i kind of honestly want to have it on my phone and go to hook up with someone and pull that up and be like pause bro and be like is it gonna be a yes or no and they're gonna be like who are you're like, yes or no? Yeah. You got 30 seconds. Make it quick. Right. Wow. Huh. An interesting phenomenon. Times are changing.

Times are changing. They sure as hell are. All right, daddies. 1-800-CALL-HER-DADDY. That was fucking fun. I really hope we gave some good advice. We covered so much shit. Don't you kind of low-key feel like we covered so much shit don't you kind of

low-key feel like we were like a little healthy this week like a little i mean we did tell a girl to grab her boyfriend's father's penis but but like other than that there were moments yes moments yes and it's all about them i mean guys there is no need for therapy any longer just dial into 1-800 call our daddy we've got you covered can you imagine if we like a live hotline i would love let us know if you guys liked this we fucking love you guys it's wednesday i hope you have fun i hope you get hammered this weekend i hope you get fucked this weekend i'm probably gonna get really drunk this weekend i'm gonna get i'm feeling hammered hammered hammered let's do some bad decisions so we can tell the Daddy Gang what happens to us.

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