Call Her Daddy - 5 - Fine Dining: An Eating Out Special (ft. The Cooch Gobbler Combo)

Episode Date: October 10, 2018

You guys asked for it, we are giving it to you. Introducing the blow job special for girls- Cooch Gobbler Combo style. In Episode 5, Alex and Sofia reveal the ultimate way to land a girl at a bar, dish some celeb hookup stories, and give a detailed description of the power women hold between their legs- featuring the Voodoo Clam.

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy good morning everyone it is alex and sophia we are in the barool offices for the first time ever recording. So crazy. No, this shit is, it's hilarious because we have never been in like a legit setting. We've never been getting paid for this shit. No, no. How did this even happen? We have a job.

Who's trusting us with this? We're in this studio and no one is in here with us. We're like, I guess we can do whatever the fuck we want. We're just having our beer and we're having a great time. So hello, guys. It's Alex and Sophia. It's been amazing. We just joined Barstool.

If you've been with us from the beginning and you don't know what Barstool is, go check it out. We just joined and we are full-time employees. If you are new because you are from Barstool, hi, thank you for having us. We're so happy to be here. Yeah, we are so excited. We've gotten a lot of loving support. We've got a lot of loving support. Yeah, the comments are, you know, so loving, so cute.

I actually want to quote one of my favorite ones, Alex, if I can. Yeah, no, please do. Okay, so, and I quote, and it goes, which one of these hogs sucked Dave's dick to get this gig? I love that shit. Hogs. Okay, that's amazing. That's amazing. Okay. I mean, honestly, you guys, that is so ridiculous

that you guys think that we wouldn't go for the ceo of the company first i mean come on no it's insulting guys we went straight for erica like the professionals we are we offered our services to erica the ceo unfortunately erica doesn't dabble in the kiddie pool which is fine we didn't know that but. But, okay, we made our pass. Yeah, and then, you know, when she denied our advances at that point, we went straight to Dave. We went right to Dave. We had it out on the casting couch, and here we are.

I mean, the interview process was grueling, but it worked out, and now we work for Barstool. Thank you. Woo! Okay, so we made it. That's amazing. Now that we have entered the Barstool, let's get right into what we usually do. Let's talk about our weekend. Okay. Our freaking weekend. So this past weekend, Sophia and I, we went to

dinner. We had absolutely no plans of going out. No, because we've been in such a rut. Like every single time we go out, it just hasn't been fun. We haven't been vibing with people. It just hasn't gone well. It's been a bust because half the time we're out, nobody's coming up to us. No. Not one person is like, hey, let me buy you a drink. Everybody's drunk. It's a waste of time.

We're like, are we doing something wrong? Yes. Yes. I don't get it. We basically left dinner and we went to a bar downtown for one drink and to our surprise the hottest guy actually i just say he's hot because yeah i say he's hot because of what he did yeah all of a sudden we're sitting there and the bartender comes over and brings us two shots and the bartender goes um this guy pointed the guy

sent these two shots over for you ladies here you go guys start taking fucking notes because this shit was so hot half the time as girls when a guy comes up to you at a bar you're talking to him you don't even know if you like him yet and then he gets you a drink and automatically you feel fucking obligated to hang around even if you're not vibing it's like oh shit yes this guy's buying me a drink so i have to hang out with him yeah you know what i mean absolutely and like on the flip side for guys yeah this whole thing takes the pressure off you like you can literally stand from afar send the two drinks over and see how a girl responds you don't have to like worry about

being put on the spot and being denied most of the, you will be able to see by her body language what's up. Half the girls are going to be like, oh my god, get that fucking shot away from me. That's so gross. Because they have a boyfriend. Or you're going to look like Sophia and I and be like, hello. Also, boyfriend or not, I would take the goddamn shot and hang out with you for the rest of the night. I don't care who the fuck it is. We didn't even care what he looked like.

Ted Bundy. We want to spend the night. You know yeah. I don't care who the fuck it is. We didn't even care what he looked like. We're like. Ted Bundy. We want to spend the night. Okay. You know what it reminds me of, Alex, just quickly? Yeah. Is the whole game that a guy plays when he pretends that he could give two shits if he hooks up with a girl. Oh my God.

Okay, quickly. Tell me it's not the same thing. Sophia and I are sitting on our couch the other night. This guy she started talking to, she's like, oh my God, it was so, it's so crazy, Alex. Like he's telling me right now that he doesn't even care about touching me physically. He just wants to hang out with me, Sophia. And she's believing it. Sophia walks over. She's like, I can't believe this. I'm so turned on. I'm like, Sophia, shut the fuck up. How do you not know this yet? The guys play the game and guys, if you're not doing this, do it now. because it works on every single girl. If you are trying to get a girl and you play the whole, I don't even want to touch you.

I just want to hang out. Let's hang out on the couch. Let's watch a movie. Let's just chill. Girls are going to be like, what the? It worked on me. Yes. He literally was like, honestly, I see us being homies.

And I was like, I want you inside of me. You're like, I want you inside of me. I want you to fuck me. What the fuck? No, because it's like if they push you away before you even meet them, it's so fucking hot. So guys, hi, play this game and girls also be able to. We're playing both sides. It's not fair.

We need to pick a side. So basically that works. And so whatever. So the whole bar situation worked out. It was so fucking cool. And I loved having it. It was really chill. It worked out it was so fucking cool and i loved having it was really chill it was it was so chill do you oh do you want to talk about what's not chill oh my god i'm gonna say okay so tell them please okay so my ex resurrected from the fucking dead this weekend

and he slid right on in blowing up my fucking phone like some psychotic, with some psychotic shit, like legit paragraphs. It was too much. You were there for it. No. And you know why? Tell me right now. You know why? Yeah.

If you weren't listening, listen the fuck up. Alex has, and a lot of other girls have the voodoo clam the voodoo clam okay voodoo clam baby tell them alex what the voodoo clam is the voodoo clam ladies if a guy has ever showed up at your fucking house unannounced called called your mother, damaged any of your property, tried to ruin your life on social media, you better fucking believe you've got the goddamn voodoo clam. When a guy acts out so crazy, it's because you have the voodoo clam,

a.k.a. that bomb pussy, because it causes rage. Anytime a guy goes into, like, this full psychosis, you can bet you have a voodoo clam. Dude, I don't mean to be rude, but if a guy cries over you. Okay, Sophia. My ex, just take this in. My ex filmed himself in a 15-minute video segment crying, trying to get me back. So, like, that video, I have that on my phone.

Like, that takes a guy in a mental state to let a girl have that. Like, what the fuck? Unwell. Unwell. Unwell. What the fuck? Okay, one of my exes, I'm, like, remembering this right now, he cracked my laptop in half over his knee. Literally, the keyboard and the screen were like.

So you have a desktop. It's not a laptop anywhere even. A desktop. He ripped our bedroom door off the hinges. I was like, this is an incredible hook. I literally thought his clothes were going to split off his body and he was going to turn green and ginormous. You're like, what the fuck are you doing honestly sofia all that tells me though from the video i have of my ex to your door gone to your laptop fucked up what does it say about us the voodoo clam all that

says is that we have the goddamn fire pussy oh my. My V is fire at that point. No, but it's so true. If that doesn't scream, I have a voodoo clam, then I don't know what does. Yeah. We need to make t-shirts for everyone, fucking merch, and be like, all hail the goddamn voodoo clam. Voodoo clam. Boom.

Fucking throw that in your vocab. We're ready to go. Okay. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Okay. So something happened the other day and I want to bring it up. Okay. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Okay. So something happened the other day and I want to bring it up.

Okay. Because I just need to know that other people know what I'm talking about. Oh, okay. So you're talking about the Instagram thing? Yes. Okay. Before you go on, let me just say, we brought this up to our roommate the other day and she had no fucking idea what we were talking about.

Like she was, she was very interested in it, but she had no idea. So Sophia and I, I feel like we have a lot of things that we know about, but not. So tell them and explain it.'re here to educate even though we should be the last people educating we don't know anything so let's do us please whatever um so my mom we do like a family trip every year like a few and she's listing off places for me her and my brother to go right and she's like what about Dubai and my heart sank to my butt because I literally had to look at her and say mom I've always wanted to go to Dubai but we cannot go for fear of everyone thinking that you're getting shit on and when when I say shit on, I mean pooped on.

And I know that sounds... People have no idea what we're talking about. They're like, what the fuck are you saying? No, I know it sounds crazy, but any time you have a group of women and they're going to the Middle East, specifically Dubai, and they're, you know, living the high life in Dubai, you automatically think there is some rich sheik

taking a major massive shit on their chest. Am I wrong here? Wait, what? No, you're so right. What the fuck did your mom say to that? I think she was like, Sophia, I've lost you. I lost you a few months ago with this podcast.

No, but I get it. Your mom is mortified. Mortified. Okay, if we can put it into perspective, it's like when girls are like tag your sponsor yeah every girl that you see on fucking instagram and they're like oh my god i'm on this yacht like god bless i'm like bitch you did not pay for that and then it's like oh my god like we're on this pj like flying oh first of all when they call it a pj i'm like you're on a private jet you're not on a pj fuck that it's like you're calling it a pb and j like i think about a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich this is not a fucking pj okay so you're not a

private jet so girls always fucking do that like tag your sponsor but you're not paying for that you're saying you can't go to dubai no there's poop on your teeth anytime women want to do anything that looks somewhat expensive in a foreign country automatically tag your sponsor but dubai is a little bit more specific where it's like automatically tag your chic who pooped on you earlier okay well i genuinely hope that was common knowledge to at least one person listening so we don't sound insane yeah um but But now that I'm saying common knowledge, it kind of makes me think about the Leonardo DiCaprio story that we always talk about.

I mean, I've heard it from multiple people. That's why I assume it's common knowledge. Well, and then we knew a girl that it actually happened to, so then it solidified the deal. Yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio has a full glass dome in his backyard in his house in L.A. that literally has a mattress and a pillow on the ground that he, like, takes girls back to to have sex with them. That is so romantic.

No, you know, what really is the romance is our friend who actually was taken back there said that he, I'm not making this up, he walked into the dome, looked at her, and in the most romantic way possible said, take your pants off. That was the only thing that was said to this poor girl for the rest of the hookup. So the girl literally gets on the mattress. He's doing her from behind. And I guess like maybe girls don't look back because they're like oh fuck it's leonardo she had the balls and she looked back at him

and i shit you not when i tell you she looked back and leonardo had big ass bows headphones on while he was fucking her like this guy's listening to heavy metal on i don't even know what drugs and he's pounding her with headphones on he's listening to edm music and he's on molly so guys if you ever get your chance with leonardo there why am i calling leonardo leo if you get your chance with leo go for it yes um but yeah there we go that's a nice little topic on the topic of celebs we got a lot of great feedback about the impractical jokers yeah i know i kind of exposed and everyone's been dming us asking us which impractical joker is the one that's into the kinky shit yeah maybe we should come up with something like i will release that info if we

get to number one on itunes wow come on guys go leave us a review always plug okay since we work for barstool sports now yeah i'm going to say a quick little story. A really good looking wide receiver that plays for the NFL ran a train on my friend. Okay. Let me just give a quick backstory. Yeah. My friend was at a stoplight and the car next to her had two, I think it was like two, maybe three guys.

She said they were really hot, rolled down their window and they were like, come to this party with us. She just saw like two or three attractive guys and was like, okay, great. Let's go. Okay, cool. So she follows them in their car. They go to a party at this like mansion. And I love how it's so casual. I'm just at a stoplight and I just follow these guys because they tell me to go to a party with them. That doesn't sound fucking creepy. Well, she's one of my friends. So we know she's a good time. She's a little crazy. They got to the party and she got DP'd, I think.

I don't even think people know what getting DP'd means. Let's explain it to them, Sophia. Oh, you don't know what a good old DP is? Okay. It's double penetration. So it's in the V and it's in the ass. Yes. Boom. One guy's in one hole. One it's in the ass. Yes. Boom. One guy's in one hole, one guy's in the other. Yeah.

You know, like, why waste time? Right. They didn't have all night long. Right. No threesome shit. Just go right for the D key. I love that. I think it may have been an airtight situation. If there was a third guy. People don't even know what an airtight situation is. Okay. Okay.

Sex ed here girls have three holes if all three are filled up it's an airtight so your mouth your v and your ass yes wow you know that time management people that's what that is just efficiency that's pretty unbelievable okay so we don't know if she got deep but i'm not sure that's pretty unbelievable. Okay, so we don't know if she got deep, but I'm not sure. That's pretty unbelievable. Okay, good. I feel like a DP can be an acronym for a lot of stuff. Day after pill. Donkey punch. What is a donkey punch?

What the fuck is a donkey punch? Sophia? You're having sex with a girl from behind, and then you punch her in the head. You're going to cum. Wait. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. sex with a girl from behind and then you punch her in the head you have to say okay a donkey punch is when you're getting it's when you're fucking a girl from behind and then you punch her in the head when you're coming are we gonna get cut from all air is this getting a little abusive so long story short a d DP is either the day after pill penetration, Dr. Pepper, or a donkey punch. So anyways, it can be a lot.

So boom, go get yours today. It's changeable. Last week, Sophia and I went with a group of our girlfriends for a wine-filled dinner. It was really fun um and then in the middle of dinner a guy that sophia used to hook up with a few months ago he walks in and i'm not gonna lie sophia like he's a fucking head turner yeah like he checks out all the boxes he's he's a young surgeon he's tall good looking scrub like he's a whole fucking pocket so he walks in and our entire table was uninterested and we went back to eating

and do you know why that is guys and let me fucking tell you it's not because he and Sophia hooked up a couple months ago no I mean truthfully anyone could hook up with him. And I'd be like, Godspeed. Go for it. Because you had no strings attached. No. What it was. I'm sorry. I'm laughing.

It's because Sophia gave him a BDR. And the BDR is fucking career suicide. Sophia, what is a BDR is fucking career suicide. Sophia, what is a BDR? The BDR is a bad dick review. in their apartment at brunch in the group chat getting the most specific and in-depth detail of what the fuck went down in his room that night information travels so fucking fast with girls like it's crazy yeah and when it comes to a bad dick review guys it's close to impossible to recover from that it's detrimental and it literally could single-handedly derail your chances of getting fucked in that social group ever again. No, seriously. It's like, what – okay, let's just talk about this.

What guys don't understand is that girls generally – we care about who we have sex with. Like, new bodies are a big fucking deal to girls. So nothing is worse than liking someone new, having sex, and it's fucking over in five minutes with no round two. Like it's depressing. Oh my God. That is the physical equivalent to a fucking heartbreak. But I know guys that go into sex only caring about themselves no they only care about their nut yeah and let me just say that's cool like that's fine if that's how you have sex that's

not but god no but but this one it's not cool but let me just say guys what we want to emphasize right now is how impactful a good dick report is. If she runs back to her entire group of friends and tells them how she got absolutely pounded by you, what do you think that does for their friend's perception of you? Like, dude, contrary to popular belief, and I'm just being completely honest, not all girls find you off limits after you fuck their friend he can look fucking good he can talk smooth but if he cannot

fuck girls would rather fuck the guy with the dad bod than the jock with a nice bod that can't fuck it's just fucking true you cannot come back no from a bad dick review there is something that can make sure you don't get a bad dick review, even if your dick is bad. And you know what? It has nothing to do with your dick and everything to do with your mouth. Segway. Wow.

What a transition, baby. I was made for this. I didn't realize we were going there. Okay. Well, here we go. Okay. So it has everything to do with their mouth. I'm going to let you start the segment

sophia because i don't you go and i'll run with it it is called the cooch gobbler combo and the reason i'm saying this is because we got so much good feedback on the gluck gluck yeah and now we have the girl part version and it's called the Cooch Gobbler Combo. Alex, what is it? Alex, what is it? Hi, everyone. The Cooch Gobbler Combo is the no-eye-contact hummingbird figure-eight suction cup extravaganza. Oh, my God. It's only because I go.

You are keeping your head down with a suction cup clit trap, and, of course, if the fingers aren't involved then you're doing something wrong guys i would say that this is arguably more important than the glucklet i agree i agree maybe it's because we're girls i'm about to give it to you straight just do it and this is going to be the most important thing that you hear about going down on a girl. Here we go. Do not spread her legs and start going to town. Jesus, please. Like, please, for the love of God.

Educate yourself. That's the first thing you should not fucking do, guys. Yes. Yes. Men treat it like they just pulled up at the drive-thru, in and out, ordered the animal-style burger, and they're ready to, like, devour it. Go to town. No. No?

No. Listen to me. You're at a five-star restaurant. Boom. Michelin star, okay? There's wine. You order the charcuterie board. You have artisanal cheeses.

You're going to sit there. You're going to take your time. You're going to try every cheese. You are going to take your time. That's what I'm trying to emphasize. And when I say that, you're going to take your time that's what i'm trying to emphasize and when i say that you're gonna start slow tease her kiss her on her thigh a little bit and this might sound counterintuitive but once you're actually like doing the deed on where you need to be she will finish like 10 times faster because of all this build-up Yeah. The build up is key. I know I'm kind of peering through the window right now.

We've never recorded at Barstool. So like I'm looking at these guys like, please, don't be listening. I'm sweating. I can see my boss. Dave is literally through the window. I'm like, here we go, Dave. I'm about to give it to you straight. Let me just say, I'm going to just be honest.

Like, fuck it. Here we are. We got the job. We can't get fired for this shit. All right. Do not go fucking straight for the clip Like, fuck it. Here we are. We got the job. We can't get fired for this shit. All right. Do not go fucking straight for the clit. No. Okay?

Here we go. If you also do not know what the clit is, then that's your first major problem. Wow. Do research. Some have a little bit of roof over their head. Some are a little bit more open and free-spirited, going around the town, hanging out. You got to know what a clit is in order to fucking fulfill that girl's needs okay moving forward the figure eight motion with your tongue

hit that shit like you've never hit it before make out with it do not slobber the amount of times i would look down at my ex and be like you look like the dog that just got his bone and he is going to town with his tongue that That's not what we want to see. Such a good point. It's so fucking gross. So this guy used to do, I want to cry. He would, he would. Just say it.

It's so hot. Hummingbird me. No, it's not. Hello, it's a hummingbird. No, it's hot. He would be down there and he would hum a little bit and like the vibration from his mouth would feel so fucking amazing. It was like the craziest thing. Because I think we've talked about it.

It's like girls and their vibrator. That shit is like your best friend. Like and we're not trying to discount guys. Like if you fuck right, that's great. Girls and their vibrator. You can't fucking match that shit. And that's something you and I have already talked about. Like girls bringing in their vibrator you can't fucking match that shit and that's something you and i have already talked about like girls bringing in their vibrator with sex it's it literally changes the game guys if you can try in any way to emulate that like if you can try to get

that some type of vibration it really does change the game for girls because it just feels different so go for that and then can i at least say i think that guys need to pay attention to body language more so than they do to the moaning because yeah we've talked about moaning is such a fucking fraud that we pull it is like it's so fake yeah i feel like especially when you're first starting to hook up with a guy girls will just pull out the moaning to be like, I want this guy to know that I like him. Moaning is more so just to encourage you and to give you that confidence. When you're going down on her in the beginning, if she moans, it's a show.

And I know guys are like, don't tell me that. Like my guy friends, like I'm holding my ears. Don't tell me that she fakes her oaths, she fakes her moans. But it's true because it's more so for encouragement yeah once they get started though then you can start to trust it but in the beginning fuck that so this is a huge point though going down on a girl is different than a blow job let's just be completely honest it's so hot when your girl is giving you head and she looks up at you and you guys make eye contact super hot degrade me degrade me baby we as women do not fucking want you to look up at us it's not cute it is not cute no i mean for

women honestly it takes 10 times more concentration to finish, like, having to worry about, like, looking down at the guy and make eye contact and, like, still look hot for him. No. Absolutely not. Like, fucking. No. Man, keep your eyes down. Whistle while you work.

Hum while you work. And fucking close your eyes. Leave us alone. Because we want to throw our head back. We want to grab the sheet and focus on how it feels. And you're getting turned on this is like erotica hour sophia's like moving in her seat also i just want to say something if your jaw is getting so tired and even if it's not getting tired actually no scratch that

incorporate your hands your fingers because that feels so good too and it helps you out and you can go back and forth like switch it up and then hit her with both of them at the same time incredible good night no it's true if you're not doing something with your fingers then you're doing something wrong it's like if a girl gave you head and never used her hands like hello and then also public service announcement. Our clits are very sensitive. Please be careful also. Yeah. If you're going to suction grip with your mouth, that shit is a couple seconds and you're out.

So guys, dude, we could go on. We need to stop. I mean, we could go on for hours. We really could go on for hours. I want to switch it up for a second because there is nothing better than when we read everyone's entries to the website oh my gosh you guys are so hilarious and I feel like I'm with my friends I'm like yeah this is exactly what I talk about with Alex and like with my other friends it's amazing yeah the first question that we have is someone wrote in and said, and this is from a guy, I'm in a relationship right now, but I want nudes.

I want new nudes and I'm still looking at old nudes. What do I do? Okay. Okay. Okay. So you guys know I'm a little bit liberal as you noticed from our other podcast. Okay. And I'm actually going to put my foot down on this one yeah new nudes

honestly alex that is a form of cheating to me and that perspective that means you're going out of your way to approach a girl ask for something and even if you're not approaching but she's sending no like it's not allowed if you're gonna go back and you're gonna look at old shit i don't want to say that's fine, but it's fine. I mean, it kind of is. Yeah, if you're asking for new content, it's really a form of cheating. But girls and guys, if you do not believe that they are going back and looking at their ex's shit, I'm sorry for this truth bomb. But come to terms with it, as I have and Sophia has,

he is still looking at old shit, and so is she. Okay. It's just the goddamn truth. Listen to me, people. N-N-D. We said it on our other podcast. Nudes never die. Like, you can be a fucking 70-year-old in the nursing home, and you grab your Juergens,

and you're going to take care of yourself looking at Rebecca when you were in eighth grade who sent you a pic. I'm sorry. It's so fucking true. I'm sorry. I, oh, God. Yeah. It's true.

So, I have to say this one because it's so overused, but I think, let's just fucking quickly address it. Okay. Someone said, do you guys have fake tits and fake lips? Okay. Actually, we don't. Okay, so first of all. No fake tits, no fake lips.

Sophia and I, we both do not have fake tits. Our call her daddy picture is so fucking photoshopped. And people need to recognize there's a difference between having fake shit and the picture having fake shit. So, okay, our lips. Hi, I look like I did the Kylie Jenner lip challenge before we took that picture. I look like I got stung by a bee. Our lips do not look like that in person. There you go.

There's your answer. No, we don't have work done. It's just Photoshop, baby. Let's go. Okay, so next question is, is it bad to hook up with your Uber driver? What the fuck? What is that? I don't even know what to say to that.

Wait, wait. I guess it's what i've made out with an uber driver before literally like during the ride at a stoplight situation what the what do you mean coming back from the bar i had to sit in the front seat all my friends were hammered in the back he happened to be so hot i remember there was a stoplight i leaned over we kind of made out he he was hot. You're Uber driver. Okay.

Foreign. I don't think you could speak English. That's fine. Fine. Whatever. Tongue down the throat. You don't need to speak English. It doesn't even fucking matter. And that's that.

Okay. So you hooked up with your Uber driver. But sex is a little different. No, I think it's probably good because you don't want to have to register your Uber driver as a sex offender. That's definitely good. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Moving on. Woo. Okay. So, oh, I fucking love this one this one so someone said what is more important to girls a guy's face or his body sophie and i were talking about this the other day for girls we are more focused for a guy on well i guess it's both both a guy's and his face. I feel like it's even maybe a tiny, tiny bit more face, but for the most part, even.

Yeah. Okay, but guys. Guys. Done. You could be wearing a fucking clown mask from the movie It, and if you have an awesome body, they're like, well, gotta give her the benefit of the doubt. Her face is probably great under there. Boom.

Let's go to bed. Now that I'm thinking guys only care about body, and you and I have not fucking renewed our gym membership. Think about it, though. It's fucking fall, bitches. And you know what that means? Layer season, baby. Layer season, which means this skinny fat will prevail aka alex and i are fucking ready to

kill it this season leggings and three sweaters and a scarf baby so i'm sorry to all you poor bitches that have been working out all summer because now we're on the same playing field i was gonna say the one of the guys sophia talking to right now, he was like, oh my God, babe, I saw this girl that my guy friend is talking to right now. She has the fucking hottest body. She runs six miles a day. And then goes to the gym. What a fucking asshole.

Why is she trying to make us look bad on purpose? Girl, stop going there. What are you doing? Just stop. Why can't we just all stop going to the gym and then none of us will look better than the other one and we'll all be fine he's like her ass is so toned i know her eyes her eyes i wanted to be like can you give me her number i want to call her and be like why did you personally victimize me by working out

goodbye okay okay girls that work out are gonna be like like, shut the fuck up. Okay. But whatever. So the next question, I like this question. I think we could probably end on that. So a guy wrote in and said, so I love the podcast. It's packed with so much great information and I want to introduce it to my girlfriend so we can listen to it together. But how do I bring it up to her without being weirded out? Now, I was bringing this up to Sophia.

There are so many people that have written into our podcast and been like dude this shit has changed my life we've had girls write in and be like i'm going to hook up with my boyfriend right now or my rebound and i'm about to do the gluck on him we've had guys right and be like my wife listen to your podcast into the gluck like shit's crazy and so i think our answer would be approach it super chill and super casual. I think a great line for the guys to say, I think you will really enjoy this. Like, it's so great. Yeah. Like, babe, this is going to be so fucking fun for us to listen to.

And we can like spice things up in the bedroom. Let's try it. Like, I'm so excited for us. Make it more so chill. Yeah. And like a collective thing more so as opposed to you being like, learn what the cluck cluck is and get down. At two minutes and 30 seconds,

I need you to put your headphones in and here's a notebook and a pen. And like, did you hear? Do you know what the double hand twist is? Like, did you learn how to do the gawk gawk? And like, yeah. Don't give her a pop quiz after. Exactly. Make it more acceptable.

Make it more friendly because at the end of the day, that shit then, you guys can listen to it for fun. If you guys have any more things that you want to hear from us, you go and you write into the Call Her Daddy website. It's www.callherdaddy.com. Super simple.

People constantly are like, oh my God, your interns are responding to this shit. Oh my God. I wish we could have an intern. I know. Fuck. Sophia and I have full control over all of our Instagrams, all of our websites. Like, we respond to all of this shit. So you are talking directly to us when you write in.

Thank you guys so much for listening. Thank you so much. Yeah. We're so excited. And Alex, every Wednesday. Every fucking hump day. A new episode will be released. Yeah, we're so excited.

Thank you guys so much for listening. We can't wait for next week. Thank you so much for listening. Bye, guys. Thank you. Bye.