Call Her Daddy - 50- MILF Hunter (Guest #1)
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do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy
what's up daddy oh baby it's the father back at it again we're tan we're tan we've gotten
dicked down dicked the fuck down.
And now we're dicking around.
Now we're dicking around.
We're in such good moods.
It's like when you get that dick, you just know tomorrow's going to be a brighter fucking day.
Daddy gang, it's Wednesday.
It's not any normal Wednesday, though.
Everyone in your cars, on the treadmill, having sex.
I can't believe this is happening.
It's crazy.
Episode 50, and it is the episode where we have our first guest.
Yeah, I know we joke about fucking baby-less, so it's not this episode, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
It's me again.
No, no.
Fuck that, baby. No, no, no.
Guys, for the first time ever, we have our first and most highly requested fucking guest.
Yep.
One of our own. The only guest that fucking matters. highly requested fucking guest. One of our own.
The only guest that fucking matters.
The only fucking guest.
Let's do a little drum roll.
MILF HUNTER!
MILF HUNTER!
I keep saying it like that.
MILF HUNTER!
Guys, MILF HUNTER is in the fucking building.
I'm staring at him.
Are you ready?
You ready to talk?
Is this what you whores thought my voice sounded like? Oh my God.
All of our panties are wet.
Every girl in America is like quaking.
She's like wet in class right now.
She's listening in the back with her AirPods.
MILF Hunter, welcome.
Wow.
Great to be here.
I cannot believe it.
Let's just address first of all who MILF Hunter is.
Yeah, so anyone that doesn't know who milf hunter is he has been a very very very good friend of mine since 14 years old yes long long
time a lot of history and we've been best friends and throughout these 50 episodes he's actually
started as male x and then transformed into milf hunter because he started i didn't pick that name
either well you started fucking milf so what were we supposed to do god damn it he gave you that name so milf hunter
is the male persona that we talk about all the time we talk about him during stories and he he
gives us a major male perspective yep and it's been amazing huge thing i mean and every girl
that listens to this podcast wants you to fuck them. So it would make me feel uncomfortable.
But Sophia, you have to ask him.
What?
To pull his.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So first of all, well, you're going to pull it out.
But if you just want to.
I mean, I'm not going to.
I'm not going to pull it out.
Pull your dick out.
I'm not going to pull it out.
It's a christening that you do when you walk into the Call Her Daddy studio.
That's fine.
What I'm telling you is. Okay, that's fine. You don't want to pull it out. Tell us into the Call Her Daddy studio? That's fine. What I'm telling you is I'm-
Okay, that's fine.
You don't want to pull it out.
Tell us how big.
How many inches?
Let's go.
Wait, let's talk about your body count.
How about that?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
Is it above 50?
I feel naked.
Is it above 50?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Okay, above 70?
Cooper's asking it like she doesn't know.
She literally is the only human being-
Okay, then let me ask.
Because I don't know.
Because I know Milf Hunter, but I don't obviously know him as well as Alex does.
Is it over 70?
Yes.
You have one more question to ask.
You have one more.
Over 100?
Yes.
Okay.
We're ending it at that.
He's like uncomfortable.
So your body count is over 100?
I'm not uncomfortable at all.
It's just.
No, listen.
And I actually apologize because every Daddy Gang member listening, if you really fucking know our show you're like wait you bitches always say don't
ask his body count don't ask her body count yeah but we're making an inception because it's milf
hunter so it's over 100 we'll stop at that we don't need to know more so let's address the fact
every daddy gang member listen the fuck up i was upset i'm upset. I was upset actually for the past couple months because I've been reading.
Jesus Christ.
Why?
Where is this going?
What's going on?
I've been reading comments and the amount of people that think Milf Hunter is a made up character.
The amount of people that think that we are hiring someone today to sit in and pretend that he is quote unquote the Milf Hunter.
It's kind of insulting.
I'm not going to lie.
It's not kind of. It is. it's disrespectful okay it's disloyal it's ungrateful yeah that's true daddy
since when do we lie to you guys ever ever 50 episodes no guess listen i understand on call
her daddy some of the fucking stories like um our vegas cucumber and the girl's pussy story i get
they can seem a little crazy but we don't have enough time in the day.
The sad thing is, is I probably haven't said
the craziest shit that I've done.
I'm just saying, I agree.
I think that a lot of people think,
oh my God, do they make some of their shit up?
Listen.
Do you guys know who we fucking are?
You think we're going to take the time out
to hire some bitch to come in here?
And write lines for them?
You think we're going to come up with a character?
No.
I don't have enough fucking time in the day.
I sit down and I talk like a whore like I am, and that's just a fucking deal.
So Daddy Gang, first things first, he's fucking alive.
Mill Hunter is real.
He's real.
He's sitting in front of me.
Jake Stevenson is here.
Jake Stevenson is here.
Who is that?
Everyone's Googling that name.
Who is Jake Stevenson?
I just made it up so people would try to go find a Jake Stevenson.
Everyone's Googling Jake Stevenson.
Okay, so you're real.
And I'm regular.
There you go.
Not only just real, regular.
I'm looking at him right now and I'm going to say he's an average Joe.
I guarantee you give me one day alone with Sophia 24 hours the tension is building okay so
so he is normal and I like that you point that out because I think every guy listening everything
that he says you can literally do yeah because he is a normal guy you don't walk in the room and
people are like oh he looks like Brad Pitt right no shade but i think it's important to paint the picture of like you're normal you're
regular you just have mad fucking game he is pulling as many girls as brad pitt there you go
that's not a joke um okay so with all that i just want to say milf hunter was so gracious to give us
his insight as a male and everything that he does and the way he
lives that fuck boy lifestyle so I just want to let the daddy gang know like if you're gonna try
and go find out his identity like he said he's a regular ass guy he did not sign up for all his
sex stories to be put on the internet like he doesn't want to be like the two of us no trust
me I didn't sign up for it either but then it just kind of fucking happened to me. And I'm like, well, shit, I'm just a slut for the world to know.
And that's that.
And you know what, sweetheart?
That's what we've signed up for.
And he hasn't.
It's oh, well, first off, I'm asking you very nicely, Daddy Gang.
Can I please keep my simple, regular life?
Oh, my God.
I love it.
They're quaking in their fucking panties.
They're like, and he's humble.
And he's humble. He doesn't want to be famous. Not at all. I fucking love it. Yeah're quaking in their fucking panties. They're like, and he's humble. I know. And he's humble.
He doesn't want to be famous.
Not at all.
I fucking love it.
Yeah, I like my life.
I like my regular, simple life.
I didn't sign up.
I didn't ask to be like this person.
We had no idea that it was going to blow up like this.
Right, right.
I love my vanilla bean regular life.
You're Frappuccino.
I like that.
No, and I think a huge part of your life right now is working for
you because you're not obviously walking in anywhere and no one knows you're milf hunter
and so you continue to get pussy without being milf hunter and i think almost being milf hunter
would taint it people would just want to use you for being exactly exactly i want to fuck you
because i say the right things and you're attracted to me
you love the game i love oh my god i love it yeah i thrive in it i'm built for the fourth quarter
you've been around with us for 50 episodes and the game never gets old so all right so everybody
daddy gang just kind of respect his privacy please and don't be going on a wild goose hunt
and just trying to find out who the fuck he is and if you're trying to find out it's jake stevenson yeah jake stevenson there you go
so with that said i think we need to go right in let's start with the milf hunter story when did
you fuck your first milf oh man when did you pop your milf cherry well now don't get a boner don't
get excited how milfy also i guess you can tell how old were you
when you fucked your first milf uh i was 20 21 22 okay okay love that um i was going to get a
i was going to get a holiday gift for my beautiful mother and um i walk into this barns and nobles i'm going to get like a mug or something i think
that's what i got her fucking socks some some terrible sun gift some last minute very thoughtful
and uh okay and when i walk in and i feel somebody looking at me and i immediately look over to my
left and there is this very well-built older blonde woman standing in the aisle and we make eye contact
and for me a big thing about a part of my game is men are always like how do you know when to
approach a woman how do you like you know how what are the signs for me when i make eye contact
with somebody and i catch them looking at me i don't look away people immediately their instinct
is to look away and then my go-to is when they
come and look back at me and they see that i'm still looking at them okay then we have so smart
i'm totally the bitch that averts my gaze but that's how women shoot their shot women are so
timid sometimes that they stare that's how they shoot their shot i just like avert my gaze but
then like pull my nipple out do you spit on it your clit slowly just starts to come out of your skirt
you're like okay i'm sorry okay i feel like it's a it's a you have to have confidence to do it
absolutely like you have just do not so what's the worst thing that could happen you're not even
approaching them it's just the only thing you're risking is some awkward eye contact for five
seconds of your life with somebody you'll never interact with again you're already like changing yeah that's already like god damn it fucking good genius okay so you
make eye contact with this hot milfy milfy she looks away she's well built she's well is that
what you said i don't know how her huge tits she's built for speed no she's not built for speed. She's built. She's thick. She's thick. Built for like fucking laughing.
She's like a Porsche truck.
Okay.
So she's built for fucking.
So she looks back at me and like smiles kind of.
And all I needed was a little bit of teeth.
And I'm like, okay.
Still, my priority is my beautiful innocent mother.
Let me get this gift.
I get the gift.
I head to the checkout. As I head to i get the gift i head to the checkout as i
head to the checkout she also heads to the checkout i thought it was a little bit too convenient that
as soon as this young man walked in and immediately grabbed some random item you were ready to check
out say no more at this time i happened to drive my stepdad's at the time my stepdad's, at the time, my stepdad's...
Lambo?
No.
God, what the fuck was it?
Audi Coupe.
Audi Coupe, yes.
Okay, but it was a nice car.
Yes, a car that...
I am poor.
Yeah.
I am poor.
Probably one of Cooper's favorite things about me, that I come from a very, very humble background.
So he's average looking, there's no money and he's getting yes a hundred
bitches a week he doesn't have a black card he has no black card no i had an ebt card and if you
know what that is it's welfare in section eight i'm so serious okay so but listen he that's why
i'm saying i'm glad you pointed that out because you're not flexing you were driving a car but it
has to do with the story oh yeah but i couldn't wait to flex okay wait got it so i check out we
both walk out at the same time i hold the door open for her and she and she walks out in
front of me and i was gonna say i was waiting to say something and then i observe her body language
and she is aimlessly walking in the parking lot she was like wandering kind of no human being
was walking somewhere with a purpose would walk that slow i i was almost forced to shoot my shot
into my lap i always thought
that like i would go out and do some like amazing thing that would impress some older woman and like
yeah you know i'd be a hero no it fell into my lap but but i have to say what you're about to say
because you say it fell into your lap well most men would still not approach so how did you approach
what happened i said oh like are you lost like that's what immediately
that's why i told like oh are you lost like joking with her type thing and as i say that
i hit the unlock button on the audi so oh fuck so he's hitting her with something funny which
how many times we say that so good are you like a joke and then you fucking open your nice fucking
car yeah and then i just see like some fluid dripping down her leg and I knew it was over.
So then she's like, oh, like, no, I'm just like, sorry.
Like, I'm thinking I have a lot on my mind.
I have a big day, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
And I'm like, oh, are you from around here?
She's like, yeah, I'm from this location.
Of course, I won't say it.
And I'm like, oh, like, well, what are you doing today?
What are you doing later?
She's like, oh, nothing.
I'm like, can I have your number? Like, I'm kind of in a rush she's like yeah sure i get
her number head right to the cart and i text her in the car drive back i text her my name
and i'm like what are you doing later today she's like oh i'm like not doing anything like i'm free
later so i'm like initiative i'm this is probably one of the only times where i wasn't texting
anyone back like i got a notification from her it was like the world was ending I was like 14 again 15 again like you know about to get my first piece of ass like oh
my god this is the number one focal point in my phone priorities yeah and um milf so we end up
meeting later that day at a bagel shop oh and we sit there and we have great conversation and we're
like talking and me I'm very animated i'm also touchy
and so she's telling me like we're sitting there and she's like oh yeah like i chip my tooth up
like playing with my son and uh so immediately i'm like oh you have children like please tell
me about them let me see them oh my god your daughter looks just like you she looks nothing
fucking like her like oh like your son plays football oh he plays they're like oh let me see videos of
him do you have any clips of course and sucking her dick oh my god no gag reflex and um and and
she tells me like yeah i was playing my son i have i have to go to the dentist i have an emergency
appointment tomorrow uh to fix my chipped tooth so i grab her by the chin kind of like let me see
like let me i like gently turn her face i'm like let me see your it's there's nothing wrong with
it stop whining.
You look beautiful.
You don't even need to get anything fixed.
So we're talking, flirting.
And I'm like, what are you doing?
What are you doing later this week?
And she's like dodging hanging out.
I was not going to leave that bagel shop without a concrete plan.
Yes.
I refuse to fumble this.
Absolutely not.
I fumbled a fair amount. When you deal with a lot of women, you're naturally refuse to fumble this. Absolutely not. I fumbled a fair amount.
When you deal with a lot of women, you're naturally going to fumble pussy.
It happens.
You're going to mess up.
Yep.
But this was just.
It was not an option.
It was not an option.
So what did you do?
So I'm like, no, listen to me.
I grab her by the lily by the leg. I was like, I need to see you pick a day, any day, any time.
It does not matter.
I will clear whatever.
My schedule is already fucking open. I do nothing. i do nothing like i have nothing else to do like please like give me a day she
gives me a day it's like okay we can hang out this you can come over so i'm like oh yeah you're
already going to her house we go to her place so we're sitting on the couch while there's a game on
in the background and we're like laying on each other, like cuddling.
But we have not kissed yet.
And I like am grabbing her a little bit like I'm touching her and I like graze across her chest while I'm like on my way to like touch her face.
And her nipple is hard.
And I look at her nipple and she looks at it and she's like, oh, like I'm not like I'm not like really, really horny to the poor.
My nipples are hard.
They're fake tits.
And I'm like, first off, this is one thing about older women.
They're so different than younger women.
They do not care.
There's no like insecurity or hesitation.
They've gone through so much life experiences and done so much, especially as she was successful.
She was an investment banker.
She did well, lived in a very nice house yeah nice car what what do you mean by that that they're not insecure like during the hookup or like in every aspect well what did she do she literally pulled
her shirt up and was like they're fake tits okay mill hunter you forgot to tell us that she lifted
up the shirt she pulls up her shirt she
said she said well she said they're i'm not like my nipples aren't hard i'm not that horny they're
fake tits i look at her like the blinking eye emoji guy do you know what i'm talking about
you're like oh yeah like oh my and she's like yeah she sees my surprise and she lifts them up
she's like have you ever did she not have a bra on no bra white t-shirt so i'm just like yeah
so sexy i'm telling you so what did you fucking do i'm i'm like oh my goodness Did she not have a bra on? No bra, white t-shirt. So I was like, yeah. Oh, sexual. So sexy.
I'm telling you. So what did you fucking do?
I'm like, oh my goodness.
This is one of the few times in my life that I was like,
dumbfounded.
She caught me off guard.
And that's also a big part of my attraction to women is,
can you show me something new?
Yeah.
Can you-
Spontaneous.
Can you separate
yourself from the pack like how are you one of one show me because there's a lot of pussy in
the world pull your fucking tits out there you go if i can get a pair of fake tits make sure
the nipples are hard and fucking flash the man okay wow such a difficult task not only you ask
for so much not only does she show me her tits, she begins to educate me.
I love a woman who will put me on game.
I love a female who will educate me.
She's like, have you ever seen a pair of fake tits before?
I have.
And a big thing with her is usually I lie to bitches.
Right.
I lie to bitches on certain things.
Sometimes I'm completely truthful.
Sometimes I lie about every single thing about me.
It depends how I'm feeling.
Okay.
I like that.
I like that. I like that.
It's not much different than what we do, Alex.
Fucking convulsive liars.
Okay.
So I'm like, yes, I have,
but to be completely honest,
these are good fake tits.
Well-made fake titties.
So do you start feeling them?
Of course.
Of course.
But not in a sexual way.
In an educational way.
Okay.
Like a National Geographic grope.
Like you're checking for breast cancer type of shit.
Breast cancer awareness month.
So you're talking about her tits and you're groping her tits.
Then to the point where I start to get hard.
She doesn't see that I'm starting to get hard because of the way we're sitting, but I pull her in.
I inch my hand in there in between the couch and her waist and i
grab both both sides of her waist and i pull her towards me and we start kissing okay and wow there
was a question on the comment said what is your biggest turnoff and i guess i can just hit two
birds with one stone okay kissing not because it's the most important sexual act but it's the first
you ever sit and watch fireworks on the fourth of of July. Imagine if the first one was trash.
Yeah.
It sets the tone for the whole show.
What an analogy.
I don't know about that analogy, but I do understand.
I love fireworks.
I fucking hate fireworks.
I fucking hate them.
Fucking hate them.
So you're saying that it kind of shows you her hand a little bit.
Kissing to me is so important because it's the first sexual act you engage in that is like truly intimate yeah
kissing can be filthy it can be soft and nice and she was good at it she was so good she was so good
so bitches make sure your kissing game is good start kissing your friends like try yeah i used
to do it all the time this all the time this is gonna be hard to explain but can you tell us like
how she was doing it okay i know it's hard to explain. It's not hard to explain.
It's not hard to explain.
Okay, so when someone's tongue is not in my mouth the same length that my tongue is in their mouth, that's a big thing.
You give me a little bit of tongue and I'm giving you half?
No, that's my energy.
I'm giving you half my tongue.
If I'm moving it a certain way at a certain speed, don't be like a fish out of water and it's like flapping fast and around or not in the same motion.
If I'm going circular, go circular with me or opposite in the same direction if i'm fucking you a certain way you're not gonna fuck me back the opposite speed or a different angle
like you have to match the tone of the intimacy i totally agree would you say that when you
hook up with a girl and her kissing is trash does that immediately make you think like she can't
give head she can't fuck she can't it makes? She can't fuck? She can't... It makes me...
It, like, takes away the excitement I have
from a new hookup.
For me, it's like,
wow, if you can't kiss,
how are you gonna deep throat me?
How are you gonna take dick?
Like, how are you gonna hold both of your legs open
while I'm choking, pounding you?
Got it, right.
How, if you can't even kiss?
Right, right.
It doesn't mean that you can't.
Because I've had girls who can't kiss who
mop shit who i'm sorry mop shit that's a blow job ladies and gentlemen so she's good at kissing
so you guys start making out on the couch and then what happens i stop kissing her pull back i'm like
please i'm begging you please can we go into your bedroom she's like yes come on oh she stands up and pulls like pulls
me up like guides me and her ass is so fat and i'm watching her walk into her room and it's like
her kids are asleep and my heart is beating oh yeah yeah that makes it harder
it does make it harder your dick is harder and now it's hotter yes so you're in the bedroom so
we get into the bedroom i'm excited we get on her bed and of course eventually we start having sex beautiful
great intimate passionate rough sex
so what uh i put her through what is called the gauntlet the gauntlet is um i guess the best
comparison would be it's my equivalent
to the Cooper special.
It's like a series
of three to four positions
and I mix in like oral with it
and it's different speeds,
different like parts
of the pussy that I'm hitting,
different ways to stimulate the clit.
It's just like a,
it's a three to four position gauntlet
and it's a gauntlet
because they usually
don't make it out of it
without coming.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Oh. Okay.
Oh, my God.
All right.
This is unbelievable.
Things are getting a little hot and steamy here.
Okay, I need to hear about the sex.
No problem.
So it was bomb?
Yes.
She does not make it through the gauntlet.
She comes.
Beautiful.
After she comes, we start having sex again.
She gets a little two, three-minute break.
We have sex for a decent amount of time.
My stamina is top tier
with her i walked into this so intent on not coming it was not an option to come early with
her if i came early with her i would have just been every other guy you know somebody who blew
their load too early and i'd get thrown into a pool with all these average regular men who are
currently you could not risk that yeah i
couldn't you didn't want to look like a little boy at all the man i had to assert my dominance
in the bedroom she had asserted herself in every other aspect right the bedroom was my last chance
to like assert myself as the man right the alpha because she's making the money she's older she's
more experienced absolutely got it absolutely so i Absolutely. So I'm fucking her.
I'm fucking her, fucking her, fucking her.
And fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking.
Okay, so you're fucking.
So you're fucking.
And she turns around, grabs my arm, and is like, who the fuck are you trying to impress?
I know you want to come.
You need to come for me.
Holy shit. Have you ever told a guy that? No. I you want to come you need to come for me holy shit have you ever told a guy
no i fucking want to you should start holy fuck what the fuck did you say i feel like any boy's
little dick would go soft you're like fuck but not you not me absolutely not harder yeah harder
started fucking her harder what did you say i said shut the fuck up what oh
just like that too not a shut the fuck up shut the fuck up i turned her over grabbed her shoulders
with both of my hands and started pile driving fucking the life out of her until I came I have so much fun listening to this pile driving see sir that's a term we haven't used
ladies and gentlemen put that one in your fucking dictionary okay so you're pile driving her until
you come that's a very unbelievable wow I think I mean listen I think like kudos to you because
I think your mentality going into that of like, I'm not going to fucking come was obviously right on.
It was premeditated.
I had to I literally had to make it the focal point of my existence that entire day.
I woke up.
You are not coming.
Did you jack off like seven times that day?
I did.
Oh, I did beat my dick before I went over there.
I beat the fuck out of him.
Oh, beat the fuck out of his dick.
Another term, ladies and gentlemen.
No, I think I do.
Kudos to you.
That's fucking baller.
And then after that, do you think your fascination with MILFs only skyrocketed?
Oh, it was.
I mean, it's kind of a depressed infatuation because my experience with her, both sexually
and socially socially was amazing
yeah and it was better than any interaction i've had with older women um and so what it did was
it created a monster in the sense that i began hunting that feeling that she gave me and i
thought that seducing older women would recreate those emotions when in reality it was her. It was her specifically in that interaction.
It's really a love story.
It is.
It is.
You're in love.
Tell me you weren't considering raising those children.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Like they could be mine.
I would have been at other.
They're like, are you the guy that makes my mom scream every single night?
No.
You're like, yup, yup, yup.
And she's paying my bills too oh my god wow the first
fucking milf hunter story this was the first time i've had sex with a new person with a new partner
and i didn't get my dick sucked sophia talked about all those bodies i am not having oral free
sex the first time we hook up. I'm not.
I'm not doing it. I will go home and beat my dick before I subject myself to that.
So if a girl does not suck your dick on the first hookup.
What do you like push her head down?
It doesn't have to start with head.
Okay.
But I'm going to encourage and motivate you to suck my dick.
I'm going to do that verbally.
Oh, okay.
So while we're having sex, I'm going to build your confidence.
Oh my God, it's so good you feel so good okay you
look so good oh my god i can't stop fucking you like i can't pull out of you you're so wet why
are you so wet your pussy is so tight then i'll pull it out and i'll look at it like i'll look at
my dick and even if it's not you know even if she's not soaked i'm gonna tell her that she isn't
like my dick is literally glistening with you like you're so wet for me i start
fucking her again then i'll pull it out again and i'll be like please taste it i want you to taste
how wet you are oh there you go i don't first off i never usually have to subject myself that's like
the man it's fourth down yeah we need to win this game we need to convert here this is what i'm
doing to get my dick sucked okay like if a girl's not doing it you'll use those lines exactly i mean and what fucking girl
is gonna be like no i don't want to i don't want to taste it there probably might be some yeah well
i have encountered it i have like and i just i don't and then you're like okay you can leave
i feel like i feel like some guys don't even verbally do it they literally will like kind
of the girl on her back and plop their dick into the mouth i don't like that yeah i don't even verbally do it they literally will like kind of the girl on her back
and plop their dick into the mouth i don't like that yeah i don't like that if you i want you to
suck my dick because i want you to want to do it yeah that's the only right yeah first off if you
put your dick into somebody's mouth and they don't want it that's non-consensual sexual interaction yeah we won't even get into that you want a girl to act like she
wants your dick and so it's hot and that's what we always tell the daddy gang listen to me ladies
when you are fucking having sex if you are not stopping midfucker when you're transitioning
from one position to another and sucking his dick you're not having right sex like that's not
good sex it's not so and you're having sex
it's just it's just trash so let me ask you this milf hunter when did you become like a fucking
savage when did you start treating girls like they were just a hole oh man and by when i say
treat a girl whole yes i mean her vagina yes or her ass or her mouth. Whatever you're into. Or maybe an earlobe.
Who knows?
Whatever you're into.
You never know.
We don't judge.
We don't judge.
Probably like 12 years old.
Probably like right before high school.
A little slut.
Yeah, but I mean, I don't like the way either one of you are looking at me.
We're the same people.
Yeah.
The only thing different is our chromosomes.
That's it.
Sophie and I are trying to sit over here for the first time.
We're like, wow.
When did you start treating the opposite sex like shit?
And I'm like, I'm your-
There's multiple men who have sobbed their lives away over both of you.
Yeah, wait.
We're acting so holy.
We're like, wow.
Like, so crazy.
Meanwhile, hi.
I wish you guys could have seen how they both looked at me.
I felt so judged.
Our arms are crossed.
We're like, wow.
You really are shitty. Okay. So you've kind of always been both looked at me. I felt so judged. Our arms are crossed. We're like, wow, you really are shitty.
Okay, so you've kind of always been like that.
Yeah.
I have a question.
Hi, once again, girls.
Yeah.
Most men are like this.
Most men are.
So fucking, I hope your ears are perking up and I hope you're feeling like shit about
yourself.
He doesn't care about you.
No.
That hurt me almost.
I'm like, oh.
Are you sure? Okay, I have a question a question actually this is from a daddy gang what would you say to a girl that you've been talking to and she says i love
you when you don't love her back i love you you would say i love you back to her well there's been a few well there's you
would say i love you back if you didn't mean it you would say it yes okay okay i'm done i mean
there's no hope for humanity
wow every girl was just listening to that question like holding their seat for dear life like please
say you wouldn't say it back.
Okay, I want to hear this.
So you just straight up tell them I love you back.
Well, first let me clarify.
Okay.
I can count on, it's less than, it's probably three girls I've said I love you to.
Okay, great.
And you didn't mean to eat any of them?
Not a single one.
Okay.
Here's the thing, though.
Here's the biggest thing with men.
Men have a huge issue losing pussy or giving up pussy not on their terms i can't lose pussy
because you they're like we're done she'll tell me i love you and i will say i love you too because
i'm not ready to lose the pussy if i tell her the truth that i have no emotional connection or
feelings for you i am going to lose the opportunity to fuck her. She does not.
If I say, damn, that sucks.
She's not going to suck my dick that night.
It's just not going to happen.
You got to lie till you die.
Really?
Let me just try to break this down.
The girls that you said, I love you to have the fucking voodoo clams, had that amazing
pussy because you were willing to lie.
Has there ever been a girl that you did not have it in you to be like,
I love you back because the pussy just wasn't that good?
Multiple, multiple.
Okay, so if he's lying to you about loving you,
that just means you've got a great pussy.
That's amazing.
None of those girls are single who I said I love you to.
None of them.
Somebody scooped them up, but I wasn't.
They were free agents.
Yeah, okay, that's interesting.
I think a lot of men that are listening to this are kind of like, give us something from
your game.
Like, just give us, I almost want you to paint a little scenario.
Like, think of something that you've done in the past that's more strategic that most
men you feel like wouldn't do.
Well, I hope this doesn't come off as, you know, too scummy, but I hate to compare women and money, but
I read that-
Well, you're going to do it.
Go ahead.
Okay.
As I go, I read that a millionaire has an average of seven different streams of income.
He generates revenue seven different ways.
That's the average.
So for me, if you want to generate pussy, you have to define multiple avenues.
You have to look in multiple places what
a genius are you only relying on instagram dms that's a hell mary we don't take last second
shots we take calculated precise drawn out plays so you have all different you're on hinge you're
on bumble you're on tinder you're on instagram you're on snapchat in person in person the
craziest thing is that i use all these apps and I use the internet so much and my
iPhone so much, but I thrive in person and I thrive specifically at pregames.
It's an environment where I feel like my personality shines.
Okay.
The pregame.
Do you think you approach a pregame different than a normal guy?
I do.
I do.
Explain the situation.
I go very casually. i'll talk to multiple
females usually like three or four i'll get some numbers and then i disappear i i talk you know a
certain way to them i flirt with them i compliment them and then i'm just gone and then i'll shoot
them a text like be safe tonight or stay out of trouble something of that nature and they'll go
to the bar right with guys that are buying them
drinks who they will never see again how true is that i feel like every fucking time a guy's buying
me a drink at the club or something he's the one i'm running away from at the end of the night yeah
you get a guy to buy you all these drinks and he's never every time but a lot of times and they're
running and they're running out of the club and they're running to you literally literally so you
go back you go back to your place and i'll either fucking play
fortnight or i'll get back on the apps and start swiping again and talking so i'm working while
the other girls are out there marinated basically marinating basically he is fucking multitasking
so he's working he's swiping on tinder while these girls are out partying and he's texting them
okay well they're marinating with the other men, getting them all liquored up.
And then you're like, what's up?
I'm over here.
I'm not out.
I'm chilling.
And then they're leaving the bar and going to your place.
Is that what you're saying?
One of those four.
I will put anything on it that I can convince one of those girls to come and hang out after
their night out.
Well, that's like a number.
Yeah, yeah.
Your ratio numbers are great, sweetheart.
You're bound to get posted.
My return rate is crazy.
That's a numbers game.
But also, the reason I get it is because when you are at the bar and the guy is like, take that seventh shot.
You really want to take that seventh shot.
You're like, fuck, I do not want to go home with this guy.
But then if you have a MILF hunter who's texting you like, are you being being safe like let's just chill after you're like oh that could be my safe place that
is so and this is the thing i get it i totally agree with this and i never even thought about
how brilliant it is the amount of men that go to bars intending to meet girls and get pussy that
night first and foremost you're going to a pregame you're not fucked up
you're not getting whiskey dick that night you're ready to fucking pound this girl's pussy meanwhile
every guy at the bar takes it a little too far gets a little too excited and he's fucking black
out and can't dig her down when they get back anyways so your strategy is really smart you're
passing up going to a fucking bar and maybe quote unquote having a good time and you're just landing
pussy literally in like the next hour i feel like the average man doesn't have any game his mouthpiece is not
yeah as good as mine like he's not gonna say the things i'm gonna say his he's not gonna make her
feel the way i am and when a man is drunk his game is usually worse they think it's better but it's
usually not it's so true you're not as like calculated or you're not as good as you think you are i promise
you yeah and and to me a lot of men they they they lose the pussy for themselves like that
the voice that sophia used for like take that seventh shot oh my god that shit i can't tell
you how many bitches come back and vent about how like this guy was so creepy and all over me and
like doing too much like you guys blow it for yourselves a lot of the time shoot yourself in the foot i agree men it's like we've talked about
it before how unattractive is when guys get super fucked up but that is just so if you have a girl
that you have on your radar and you're going out to a bar and you're getting so fucked up like
relax go get fucked up tomorrow with your boys but like if you're trying to get pussy that night
right alcohol should not be the fucking main focus it's pussy if you need alcohol to get pussy you can't get pussy if you need a
substance that changes how somebody feels your mouthpiece is not getting it done your game is
not up to standard fucking preach you don't take girls on dates so you you don't take girls on
dates and you don't buy them drinks at all ever ever. I am a grown, fully developed male.
I have never taken a girl on a date in my entire life.
Shut the fuck up.
I have never bought a girl a drink.
Shut up.
You have never taken a girl to dinner?
I have never, not even dinner, not Chipotle, nothing.
What?
Nothing.
What?
That even surprises me.
Hold on. So hold hold on are these girls just
straight up going over to your i'm trying to tell you if i open up my iphone and i go to my messages
and you know in the top bar you can search sometimes people use it to search a name and
find a contact if you type in a keyword it'll find that keyword in all of your messages if i
typed in the words propped open now i leave my, I don't even open the door for half of these bitches.
It's going to be 30 bitches in there who have the it's propped up text message.
And they walk in and I'm either playing the game on my couch or in my bed, like relaxing.
I'm not even about to open the door for half of these bitches.
I am thinking back of every past experience I've ever had and i have had a guy do that to me
before where he just said like doors open or whatever and it fucking it it made me pissed but
i never realized why wait yes it's also like the girl comes in a little timid like she's like not
uncomfortable but she's like right open the door and you're like, hello?
Yeah.
And then I comfort them and I make them feel at home.
Okay.
There's one thing I want to emphasize.
There's one flaw to the pregame routine.
And it's that a decent amount of girls come back too fucked up.
Okay.
I do not touch a girl who i think has
consumed too much alcohol good and i and i verbally communicate that like how much did you drink how
many shots what type of liquor like yeah i make sure that it is completely consensual i have to
just fucking address the fact that you won't buy a girl a fucking drink.
And then over here on Call Her Daddy, Sophia, we have fucking people asking us like, how do I get this guy to buy me a flight?
Right, for a first date.
A flight.
Um, actually.
Actually.
Actually.
Actually.
Something happened to me.
I was on a trip with a man.
Tell them.
Tell them. I was on a trip with a man Tell him And this fucking girl slid into my DMs
And she was
Trying to make me feel like shit
I'm pretty sure
No one can make you feel like shit
She slides into my DMs and she's like
Is that blah blah blah
Like talking about the guy
And she's like so just so you know
He paid for my friend's
Flight to go to whatever country
right after they had just met
and was talking about it
like it was the most
bizarre, craziest,
like weirdest thing.
And I tell it,
I tell this story to Alex
and she looks at me dead serious
and she's like,
wow,
I don't even remember
the last time I went on a date and didn't have to get on a
plane that makes me sound like such a fucking whore but it's true this bitch was trying to
front making you feel like shit yeah she's like it was the craziest thing he like took her after
they had just met on this dating app and i'm like like no i'm like what are you sweetie sweetie
sweetie it's it's very common very common and
don't flex on it when it's basically a reoccurrence for most people no i'm just kidding guys um i do
know people have asked us obviously to talk about how we get free flights that sounds like a
prostitute this is the thing you don't ask if this man can pay for your flight no absolutely
fucking not absolutely not you let him know the availability
of your schedule and when he can purchase the flight absolutely i prefer monday afternoons
after i get off work let me know like hey i can leave between this time and this time let me know
when my flight is yes or like let me know when you book the flight if you need any of my info
let me know or like can't wait to see you baby let me know when you book the flight. If you need any of my info, let me know. Or like can't wait to see you, baby. Let me know when my flight is.
Right.
Like bitch, I will not be putting my credit card out.
No.
Fucking LA.
Sweetie.
Okay.
Alex went on a date and the first date was in Los Angeles.
And yes, we live in New York.
And they fucking paid for my flight to go with you.
They brought Sophia. That's how much of a date
situation it was that they were like oh alex also wants to bring her friend so like i still
actually have that guy's credit card info on my computer it always asks like do you want to use
this one i'm like kind of no this is the thing though guys i want i don't want anyone to get
us wrong like at one point in the dating game i was at the fucking
bottom of the barrel like i was dating a guy that was making double digit million dollars and i'm
not flexing because what i'm about to tell you is i would be on his way on my way to his house and
he'd be like hey can you pick me up chipotle again i'll venmo you i never got a fucking venmo
not one notification from trying to fucking spoil this man. Right, and he's a fucking millionaire.
And so I think, like, we've been at the bottom.
You've been at the bottom.
No, I'm not trying to sit here and be like, oh, my God.
Like, I get all of my shit paid for.
No, my last boyfriend and I would go fucking Dutch on sushi, okay?
We're both putting $25 down.
That really hurts.
I can't imagine a relationship where we're not splitting the bill.
Shut the fuck up.
I can't imagine it. Oh, my God. No, but it's true. This is the thing. We've grown. That really hurts. I can't imagine a relationship where we're not splitting the bill. Shut the fuck up. I can't imagine it.
Oh my God.
No, but it's true.
It's like we've grown.
We've grown.
Are we going to say we've grown?
I was going to say we've grown, but I'm also going to say this is my biggest piece of advice.
Oh, here she comes.
On fucking call her daddy.
Oh, whip out the goddamn fucking notebooks.
This is what you do.
This is what you do.
I have a friend who's very accustomed to the sugar daddy lifestyle.
And it's not me. And it's not
Alex. But she has
given me some serious wisdom.
Spit it. And she told me
to act
like a broke ass bitch
any chance you get.
You need to put, it goes against
everything anyone has ever
taught you. Because you know you never want
to go up to someone and let them think that you don't have money right right it goes against human nature
absolutely and she was like you need to make this guy believe that you can barely afford
fucking ramen noodles for lunch okay that's what you do damsel in distress these men need to think
you are broke lady so you're going on your trip and you're like looking at your little chanel bag
that your last boyfriend bought you and you're like looking at your little Chanel bag that your last boyfriend bought you.
And you're like, OK, so I'm going to take my last boyfriend bought me.
And then you're going to be like, I'm going to actually take my forever 21 bag this time.
You show up in all fucking wet seal and forever 21.
And he's like, wow, she really doesn't have anything.
You leave the Birkin at home.
You stash it away.
You bring your fucking Charlotte Roos duff your fucking Charlotte Ruth duffel bag.
Forever 21 duffel bag.
And you're like, this is all I could afford.
And then he fucking gets you a YSL bag and you go home and you put it next to your fucking Chanel bag.
Ladies.
That's pretty brilliant.
Let him think you are suffering.
Suffering.
Yes.
And he needs to fucking accommodate for that.
Milf Hunter is actually stunned.
I'm literally shaking.
I have secondhand embarrassment for these men.
You got, listen, this is the fucking thing.
We're giving the men the fucking pussy.
And that's, men, it's all about power and money.
It's true.
Some men crave that feeling, though.
That feeling of being the provider and taking care of the girl.
You don't.
You don't.
Not this man here.
MILF Hunter does not have that.
He's like, I don't give.
You're making girls pay for their fucking Uber.
And you're getting them an Uber pool.
Yeah.
What a guy.
What a guy.
From planes to Uber pools.
Yeah, girl.
So you just got to act like a fucking damsel in distress.
Yeah, you're fucking poor as shit.
You can barely afford that electricity bill.
And then obviously if you're just trying to get fucked like someone like Milf Hunter,
then like obviously you can put money out the window.
But if you're trying to upgrade your lifestyle there's some fucking
ways you got to go about it we can talk more about another episode milf hunter's like i don't
understand you guys are fucking ridiculous and i'm here but you support it right absolutely absolutely
i have another question okay what do you milf hunter prefer when it comes to makeup for girls
oh this is a huge one are you i'm so happy you asked this well let's all maybe let's also specify
it because a lot of girls want to know like for dick appointments if she's coming out to just hang
out with you and stuff we've told let's okay just make us in general like what do you like for a girl? And please don't fucking say no makeup.
I'm so done with the guys saying that.
Trust me, I'm about to completely, that's one of the biggest issues with men is they don't,
the reason why men can't talk to girls is because they don't understand them.
One of the best things about my game is that I have a female best friend since I was 14.
I have a little sister.
I grew up with a single mother.
I understand women. I've been immersed sister. I grew up with a single mother. I understand women.
I've been immersed.
I've been behind enemy lines.
I grew up behind enemy lines with nothing but women in my house.
So naturally, you know, I learned how they think.
And when you know how somebody thinks, it's way easier to manipulate them.
I did not see it going there.
I'm like nodding my head.
I'm like, okay.
Men don't understand that sometimes a girl wants to put on makeup to feel pretty and enjoy herself.
And when a guy's like, you look better without makeup, shut the fuck up.
Thank you.
Shut the fuck up.
Why are you saying shut the fuck up?
To the men that say you look better without makeup.
No, no, no.
But like why?
Because it's not up to you.
Okay, see, this is what I want to say.
The guys that are like, you look better without makeup, no.
No, I don't.
This bitch always has makeup on.
It's just a matter of how fucking much she's wearing.
There's no no makeup thing out here.
Unless you're fucking gg hadid absolutely
not and even hold on hold on hold on hold on there is the no there are the no makeup girls though
they're just trying to make us feel bad we aren't the no makeup girls and therefore we only talk
about the cake face over here no i'm just kidding so you you are totally fine with girls wearing
makeup i encourage it but here's
the thing though there are certain settings and environments and hangouts and things that you do
that do not require you to beat the fuck out of your entire face and and you don't need to do that
if you come over at 11 30 like and you're wearing a hoodie and shorts or like a t-shirt and shorts and your entire face
is done up like what are we doing what are we doing i'm gonna just mess it all up i just you
just blew all that makeup it's not cheap i know it's not cheap and you're about to blow all over
her face literally literally foundation mixed with semen it's not a good look for you i promise
wait listen i actually remember um you told me about this one girl
and you told me that you loved this girl because she would tell you ahead of time before coming to
the hookup oh i remember this girl i can't believe you remember this i know i remember everything you
say um and i and she would text you and be like hey like i'm not going to be wearing mascara tonight
because i want to choke on your cock tonight uh and you were like it was neat it was like i'm not going to be wearing mascara tonight because i want to choke on your cock
tonight uh and you were like it was neat it was like i need to choke on i can't wear mascara
because i need to choke on your car i don't want that yeah i don't want it to run down my face and
that i remember you being like that is just so beautiful and just so poetic poetry poetry and i
just love her for that and you made such a good point in that story when you were telling me you said when that girl showed up to my place it did not matter open the door for her oh god the
door for her are you close babe you literally you literally say to these like you said to me you said
these are the type of girls that I am just living for that i'm here text she told
me she's gonna choke on my cock and she's not wearing mascara tonight like that's the type of
bitch that she could show up and maybe she's breaking out a little bit and maybe she's not
wearing as much makeup it doesn't matter thank you so much for bringing this up girls girls it's not
just girls though men are so insecure too we just do it we just express it in different ways and we cover it with toxic masculinity yeah um but girls are so insecure that they don't understand when you
you have a pre-meditated dick appointment like and then you go over there you it doesn't matter
what you show up wearing you could show up wearing a shrek mask as long as there's a hole at the
mouth he doesn't give a fuck it's true it doesn't matter like you are the best thing
happening to him tonight yeah i've had a fake eyelash come off the girl showed up at two in
the morning with fake eyelashes on and she wasn't out anywhere either oh my god for what ask me and
you know how i know they were fake eyelashes not because i was looking at her eyelashes because
that shit was on my floor it was on my my floor. I fucked her eyelash off.
What do I do?
I picked it up like it was like some vermin,
like, ugh, get this shit out of here.
Okay.
Okay.
So that's an amazing answer.
Thank you.
I have another question.
How quickly,
and I don't even know if you can answer this because you've never fucking taken a girl
on a goddamn date,
but how quickly can you tell if it's going to be a one night stand a few dates or a long-term hookup
i know for you've had a long-term hookup yes yes okay tell us can you do you know like right off
the bat if it's going to be a one night stand type of thing or if it's going to be multiple times
um that's a good question um usually i do i feel like usually i have a good thing like oh man i'm not gonna like i might
i i try not to fuck a girl once because that's not fair because you learn about it not fair for
her to evaluate her sexual talent very rarely. When somebody, but it's true though.
When somebody gets more comfortable with you, the sex gets better.
Right, right.
Yeah, of course.
You want to let her, you want to give her a chance to shine.
Okay, so you're not, you're not really into the one night stand, which I've heard from
a lot of fuck boys that they don't want to do that.
They're like, why if I can keep fucking her?
I mean, they're not having good sex.
There's fuck boys out there.
I feel like there's levels.
If you're fucking a girl, if you're like, oh, I just fucked her once and never talked to her again, like, cool.
You probably had average sex, to be completely honest.
Yeah, your dick is whack.
And there's no way that you have enough girls coming from me.
There's very few people I know who have enough bitches where they can drop one right after they fuck her.
Yeah.
To me, I at least need to string her long enough
to where she will come over
if I strike out with two or three others
that I actually wanted.
Right, right, right.
Right, right, of course.
You're not going to totally cut her off.
You're going to keep her in the field
and then pull her back in.
So for me,
then it's like,
okay, this has some potential.
Maybe you might last a semester.
Like, you might be,
you know what I mean?
You might make the team this year.
Oh my God.
Okay, I feel like we just need to back up a little bit because Like you might be, you know what I mean? You might make the team this year. Oh my God. Okay.
I feel like we just need to back up a little bit because your relationship, Alex Cooper
and Milf Hunter, it is the most astonishing thing I've ever fucking seen in my life.
I have never A, had a guy best friend.
Right.
And B, the shit that you guys have pulled off the missions that these two people go on.
Yeah.
And fucking finesse and fuck with men and just fuck with the outside world.
And it's like you guys share a brain.
It is pretty crazy.
Because I look at Alex and like we finish each other's sentences.
We're the same person. And then see alex and milf hunter and i'm like hold on this is milf hunter
is alex as a man and vice versa literally and i it's people have actually written on the internet
i saw and they were like is alex milf hunter bitch i might be bitch i might be but so no
sophia i think that's a good question and i and i want to hear about like how this came to be and i
think the daddy game can you know the daddy game is with me well i i think for starters i think that's a good question and i and i want to hear about like how this came to be and i think the daddy game can you know the daddy game is with me well i i think for starters i
think it's really important to say that the amount of people that try to have a relationship like
with the opposite sex and just be friends it's really far and few between like i'm not trying
to brag okay go ahead okay fucking brag but let me just say that anytime i've had a friend that's been a
dude he's wanted to fuck it has come to a point where he was like let me insert the penis i haven't
even nasty nasty i haven't even hugged a cooper in like seven years we don't even know we literally
don't touch but so i think the time that our our relationship really really blossomed it really grew was when i was a freshman in college
and i reached out to him and i was like i need you he's like of course what do you need i started
dating this guy i was 19 he was 34 holy fuck slutty mc slaughter no i'm just kidding no shut
up you've dated older too um but fuck you fuck you. So I start dating this older guy, super rich, super successful, public figure in Boston.
When she says dating, she means that-
I was getting fucked.
Yeah, and he was fucking her and 16 other bitches.
So, no, okay, fuck you.
But I realized-
She's fucking still in denial about what she's saying.
Yeah, I'm listening to dating.
Like, when were you dating him?
So he was a fuck boy.
Absolutely.
And fucking you over.
And I got a fateful phone call at her lowest moment.
So what happened is this is the first of many where I basically gave him a rundown of who this guy was, what our relationship was.
I took so many fucking screenshots and sent them his way.
And I was like, listen, this is the conversation.
This is who I'm fucking with.
How do I get on top he slowly started to learn who i was fucking learn about
them learn what they're about how they are fuck boy how to match their fuck boy status literally
investigation literally literally an investigation we share a google doc we share an email like i
swear to god that does sound crazy these men's full governments are in there, and it's a full in-depth analysis of their
personality, their job, and what their interaction is with Cooper.
Yes.
You guys are sick.
Sick.
It's not healthy, but it works.
It works.
And it's satisfying.
No, so at the end of the day, each guy that now I've dated in the past, I don't know what.
Well, dating is on quotations too, because if you've dated, if you've had interactions with Cooper in the past- Three don't know what. Well, dating is on quotations too because if you've dated,
if you've had interactions with Cooper
in the past three to four years,
they've been with me.
Shut up.
You're dating Milp Hunter.
Cooper will be like,
what type of nude should I send him?
I will find one of the top tier nudes
in my camera roll.
I will send it over
and she will recreate it.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
It's a beautiful.
Oh my God.
Even sexting.
Even sexting. Milp Hunter. even sexting even milk hunter yes you have
taken a cell phone and you have said my dripping wet pussy i can't and i do it and i sex better
than a lot of these bitches listening to be completely honest and the thing is you you've
really learned how to talk like a woman which is pretty beautiful that's a beautiful thing it is
beautiful we have definitely we have
definitely ruined some people yeah no uh ruined some people i think i think i need the floor for
a second okay ruining people quickly to backtrack in the beginning cooper was learning how to like
talk like this how to like act like this why it was working she used to doubt it like there's
you were mr miyagi and she was yes yes my yes my young grasshopper yes so then slowly as she like learned the process she adapted it and
put her own little spin on it her own little you know twist on it and became not uncontrollable
but scary like i started what she started to do to men how she started to completely break them
down in every facet of existence became terrifying.
You're making me sound scary.
I'm looking straight at Sophia too so she can understand.
So, oh man, I think my favorite story, probably how the most disheveled.
Keep names out of it.
I am so excited for this.
The most disheveled I've ever seen a man was one of her boyfriends had quote unquote messed
up and not even messed up to the point where a
regular relationship would end over this but cooper had such a vice grip on this man that
the littlest thing he did she would blow it up like are you you should worship the ground i
fucking walk on and he did though he did like but he messed up his way of fixing this mess up was to take a very, very expensive camera.
Shut up.
What are you about to say?
Put it on the bed.
Sit on the bed.
And make a sex tape of her?
A sex tape.
And blackmail her?
No, he's the only person in the video.
And I'm not sure if you've ever seen a man cry in the highest resolution possible. But I thought I had a VR on.
I thought it was a virtual reality.
I'm like trying to wipe his tears.
Like, she's not worth it.
Leave her.
At one point, I want to cross Cooper and DM him.
Like, please, get out of this.
You have a family.
Please.
It was a beautiful video.
For 11 minutes, he apologized and confessed his love
and sobbed and i couldn't watch the whole thing for the first i literally could not bring myself
to watch the whole thing for the first time i felt felt sympathy empathy yes empathy compassion
i felt a pit in my stomach like oh my god She's a monster. Don't edit this out either.
All this shit in here.
She's fucking savage.
You are making every man in America is like,
I'm never going to date that bitch.
I talked about in a previous episode how I made a guy FaceTime me and while he was crying and I screenshot it.
This is like fucking.
But the way that she sent it to me was like,
haha,
look like, you know like your animal
will your cat will bring back a dead mouse and put it on the floor like that's what it is like
look what i got like yeah unbelievable he was you were pretty terrified you were like you need to
reel it the fuck in it was yeah it got messy but wow it got messy um anyways what can i say
wow she flips her hair no no i just have to say
everyone that's trying to play these kind of games i'm glad you brought it up there were so many
moments in you teaching me how to finesse it was like the amount of times i would be like i'm not
fucking sending that text message that's gonna ruin it he's not gonna want me to come over
and you would be like send it or i'm not helping anymore i feel like that's kind of like call her daddy good
we're telling you guys this advice and you may be scared to use it because you're like am i a savage
enough use it use your red receipts use it sometimes you need the friend to just take the
fucking phone literally hand and send it and that's what milf hunter was yes and i love that
i want i want a fucking guy friend. Guys, trust the system.
Trust Call Her Daddy.
That's true.
Call Her Daddy is like your guy friend.
Literally, though.
Unbiased, unfiltered, raw content.
You made me just sound like a monster.
Made you sound like or you did something that made you look like a monster.
I don't know.
This girl wrote in and she was wondering what the hottest thing a girl can do and not in like a sexual way
not in the bedroom not when she's sending a nude something not a blowjob milf hunter i've got
nothing shut up milf hunter something a girl can do that is hot that is not sexual well let's really
dig deep and just oh you got this well i feel like we talked about earlier
separating yourself from the crowd and showing that you're different yeah every single female
has a vagina you all have one that's true you all you're not special because of your pussy
you're not they look a little different they might feel a little different, but you all got them.
Thank you.
I'm really feeling great today.
What about it?
So for me,
when you bring something to the table,
and it's ironic,
I think this is such a big thing for people
because I don't look for relationships
and I still care about this.
Okay, tell us.
What the fuck?
Do you have a fucking brain and when i say and when i say a brain i mean something that's functioning
in depth variety care it's genuine like you when i talk to a girl and i get she makes me feel like
she's gonna do something in the world like Like she's going to have a positive impact.
Like I don't care about girls that are like, I'm all about my money.
I'm all about this.
I think your Chanel bag is very nice, but I don't care about materialistic things.
Like they're not the only thing that matter to me.
Of course.
No philanthropic pursuits.
Like, yes.
Like even though you're still going to treat her like a whole, you want to know that hole's going to do something.
Oh, this hole is a special one. It's going to treat her like a hole, you want to know that hole's going to do something. Oh, this hole is a special one.
It's going to treat other holes good.
It's going to teach other holes and improve their quality of living.
It's a helping hole.
A helping hole.
That is, wow.
What a deep, deep thought from Milk Hunter.
So you care about a girl has a brain.
Yeah.
I've heard that before.
I also hate.
Not when it's just for a fuck, though.
I mean, come on.
I mean.
Or still.
Or does it still make her more attractive to you?
It makes me more attractive and it helps the longevity of the fuck.
So I think a lot of guys that write in to call her daddy always ask us, how can I ensure
and how can I secure fucking a girl for a second time
they fuck her the first time and sometimes the girl ghosts them or she never comes back
how do you and your experience milf hunter is there something you do specifically on a first
fuck to ensure that you will see this girl again outside of texting and everything like literally
in the bedroom yeah yeah actually he's like of
course of course of course i actually only do this with girls who really drew out the chasing
aspect okay they made you work for it made me work and i sometimes i feel like i do specifically
with the ones who make me i feel like worked, work a little bit too hard. Okay. You're like punishing them?
In a sense.
In a sense.
I just have to maintain leverage and control.
So let's say I was talking to her for two months, something like that.
She really made me work for it.
And she comes over and we've been talking about having sex.
And we know that we're going to have sexual interaction.
Okay.
What I'll do is, usually I will beat off before she gets there.
Okay.
So that first nut is already gone.
Beautiful.
Let it go.
So when she comes over and we start having sex, I dedicate myself to making sure that she comes.
I do it vocally, physically.
I make sure that she knows that her orgasm is the only thing I'm worried about.
Okay.
After she comes comes i'll keep
fucking her for a little bit then i'll pull out and i'll communicate to her i'm not gonna come
and i'll make sure that she sees that my dick is still hard so she doesn't think i'm like limp or
soft or had an issue and she becomes so insecure there's guys can come from fucking couch pillows yeah every
girl knows how horny men are we talk about all the time fucking dogs so the fact that you can't
make me come immediately a female starts to think even if it's not her initial reaction oh fuck yeah
i would be like what the fuck what is wrong with me okay so i would either be like what the fuck is wrong with me or a part of
me would be like i know how i look and i know how i know i'm fucking kidding but no part of me would
be like damn is there something wrong with him like erectile dysfunction or something i'm dead
serious no absolutely so how do you do i have to make sure that she makes eye contact with my hard
penis she has to see that i'm not only hard and usually they'll ask like, does this ever happen?
No.
Oh, and you tell them no.
I tell them no, this has never happened to me.
I'm so sorry.
He's like, I don't even know how to explain it.
I usually can get off so easily, but for some reason you just aren't.
You're just not cutting it.
He's like, oh my God, it just never happened.
Oh wow, I would start bawling my fucking eyes out. And then I'll reassure her. you're just not cutting it he's like oh my god it just never happened and then oh wow i would
start bawling my fucking eyes out and then i'll reassure her no you look so good you're beautiful
please look at me can i put in your asshole because the vagina is just not tight enough
i would actually end it all oh my god okay so you that was just a little a little oh my god so you reassure her
you're like no you're so hot and meanwhile every fucking girl because i've been there i think it's
happened one or two times to me where i'm like okay this yeah of course that's how he's not
gonna come and every fucking girl like you just said you get so insecure because it's like why
why can't you come it's normal for a girl not to come it's normal for me to fucking fake it but you yeah you you're not gonna come and i also press seeing her again
so can you outline though so obviously you said it's for insecurity but what is the point of this
whole tactic tell the men what are you doing here we're gonna fuck again okay you're like you came
you we had good sex for you, though.
Okay.
Not for me.
That's what they think.
Right.
Okay.
And women feel like they have to accomplish it.
They feel like this guy is different.
I cannot believe that this happened.
I would totally want to be like, oh, no, we are fucking again.
Oh, no, we're fucking, yeah.
And I am going porn star level on that date.
Porn star.
You are getting porn star.
I'm so happy you said that because the second
i'm not happy i said it but mother fuck the level of effort that you get is substantially different
than the first time that you had sex it's she sucks your dick different she rides you different
she arches it different things are not the same she's doing more for you because she wants to
fucking make sure that you get that fucking god she wants
there's it's not just good dick reviews this is a major manipulation it's not it's good dick reviews
are not a one-way street how was her pussy yeah and females get insecure about that wow every man
in america i guess if you are trying to secure the fucking bag, secure the nut. And you know what? We got to watch out for guys and girls.
Girls, if he's not coming on the first round.
Maybe he listens to Call Her Daddy now.
Maybe he listened to Call Her Daddy and there's nothing wrong with you, sweetheart.
Yeah, that's a pretty good fucking tactic.
Damn.
I mean, obviously there are some men that it's like, I just need to get my nut.
Oh, I got my nut.
I got my nut.
I know you did.
Me and Pornhub are very well nut. Oh, I got my nut. I got my nut. I know you did.
Me and Pornhub are very well acquainted.
Okay.
I mean, shit.
So guys, I guess if you're really trying to play the long game with this bitch, don't come the first time.
You heard it from Melventer.
Fucking hold out.
Fucking hold out.
Or just come in her pussy and then don't tell her.
Yeah.
That works too.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh no, it's just really wet.
Whoa. Oh my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no. It's just really wet. Whoa.
Oh, my God.
Really creamy.
I'm just coming in with some shit today.
Oh, thank you, Sophia.
You're welcome.
What a good tactic.
Gotta love it.
Gotta love it.
Well, guys, I think that's it for this week.
Milt Hunter, you have really given us some insight that I think the Daddy Gang needed
to hear.
I think the men have learned a lot, and I think the women have heard a lot.
I've learned.
I've learned.
So, I've learned.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Daddy Gang.
What a great, great Wednesday.
What an interesting Wednesday.
It's kind of crazy having a third person in here.
It is.
Usually, Sophia and I just get naked, and we just drink a lot of alcohol, and we just
talk a lot about sex, but it's nice to have you here guys go follow us on instagram
mine's sophia franklin sophia with an f franklin with a y and go follow mine it's alexandra cooper
and go follow milf hunter oh wait you can't fuck off and don't try to find him i love you daddy
bye daddy Bye Daddy Gang