Call Her Daddy - 51- Win Your Ex Back

Episode Date: September 4, 2019

Men are out here sucking their own dicks, sticking them in tissue boxes, and comparing them to remote controls…and we are here to address it! Also, we discuss the ultimate strategy to win your Ex back, a hack to take the perfect selfie, and male dick pics. And last but not least, we talk about what to do AFTER he cums and how you SHOULD keep sucking... 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy hello everybody daddy gang daddy gang daddy gang it's wednesday the two holes are here the two holes the two wettest holes in the game are back at it again. How is everyone doing? How's everyone doing? We're feeling really fucking sick. I'm acting like I've never done this before. We're like, hey, so this is a podcast, right?

So tell them what you've been up to. What have I been up to? You've been calling Memorial Day weekend my god maryland weekend and it wasn't memorial day weekend it was labor day guys sophia and i were walking around for the entire fucking weekend being like oh my god it's literally well first i was saying maryland day then we were saying memorial day and then we finally opened our dms and people like hey guys not to burst your bubble but it's fucking labor day weekend um same thing aside from that aside from that i just want to say thank you so much daddy gang for respecting

milf hunter's privacy we brought him on last week we had our first guest milf hunter and we um kindly asked everyone to keep his keep him anonymous yeah keep his identity and i think that i received over a hundred dms being like i found him this is him i'm exposing him we're like wow okay just go fuck ourselves i guess wow yeah guys thank you so so so much for respecting his privacy the respect level you guys give us is just outstanding so yeah fuck off we had like 20 of our guy friends be like yo what's going on i have like 30 people asking me if i'm the milf hunter and i'm like you know what ride that wave ride that wave sweetheart you're gonna get your fucking dick yeah pretend you're the every single

guy that we follow on instagram got a dm so you're welcome you probably got your dick sucked oh um okay what else is happening okay here we go and we're gonna address this right now okay we've talked about how alex suffers from severe paranoia she thinks someone is trying to kill her or kidnap her or rape her 24 7 so we're sitting in the kitchen and alex is on amazon and she is looking up different ways to make sure that no one can break into our apartment and when i say different ways i don't mean like a lock i don't mean like a new chain i don't mean like a security system alarm system what in the what the hell was that thing that you bought what is it called like a door buddy it's like a door buddy stick protector so it's like a stick and it latches onto the ground and then it goes up onto

the handle and it can take 800 pounds of weight so nobody's getting into my door and so i bought one for the main door and for my bedroom door it is like this long stick that you attach to the handle of your door it's the most ridiculous thing and she has one for like every door in the every room yeah yeah yeah um you're welcome that wasn't the point though there was the maintenance guy came over to fix something and Alec he leaves and Alex is like oh my gosh like I I'm just like worried and I'm like why and she's like I just I don't know I think like he might come back and like try to rate me I don't know I'm like just classic you know usually when like maintenance comes to fix something that's not the first thing I'm over here being like hold on alex do you think that just any time a guy catches a glimpse of you he automatically has to rape you because you're just that hot when you

put it that way that makes it all self-centered because you're not you're never like oh my god i'm scared like a random it's always like oh my god that guy that just saw me he's gonna try to rape me later she thinks she's a fucking god's gift to earth and that anyone that sees her she's just doomed like i'm like alex you're very attractive but like i don't think it works that way listen like no you're making me sound a little conceited. The thing is, is that I do have this fear. What is the thing? What is the thing? I guess it is because I'm just so fucking beautiful.

They can't keep their hands. The second they see her, they literally go home and they're like, how do I penetrate this beauty? Fuck you. By the way, I understand we're victim blaming and we're just joking. No, we're just joking. We're just joking. But it is hard for men to keep it in their pants when they see me let's be fucking real so anyways guys if you want i can put my amazon list up on my instagram and you guys can also go buy yourself a fucking stick a fucking how many girls want that door buddy a door buddy alex just carries it around the house just any room room she enters closes the door and puts it up against the door handle.

I'm going to live longer than you, bitch. Let's kick off this episode. Oh, wait. I have one thing I want to talk about quickly before we kick it off. So I'm at a dating app and I looked at this guy and it was his face at first. Have I heard this or no? No. And I look at his face and I was like, oh he's like kind of hot like his first picture was just

like his chest up so then the second picture comes and it's a group photo and like something was like off about this group photo I'm like what is it and I look slowly I scan my eyes scan downwards and he is in a group photo with all of his male friends on his tippy toes oh my god on his dating profile picture he posted him on his tippy listen no shade to short guys fuck no no fucking but serious shade if you're doing the tippy toe thing i cannot i've seen that before why didn't he crop all their ankles out or something okay this is the thing when guys get on their tippy toes they're hoping that the picture won't show the feet right right they have to but but it's his profile which means he chose the picture and it's allowing so maybe he forgot like you should crop it or something wow listen men i

don't know what it is but like just don't. That is an automatic swipe to the left or to the up or to the down or whatever the swipe is. That's an automatic move. Yeah, but I just wanted to give a big fat PSA. Fucking twinkle toes. Fucking be flat foot, okay? Just stop. Twinkle toes. Fucking Johnny Two Shoes.

Do you remember that? Okay, I'm drunk. Okay. Okay, so yeah, that was just like a little thing I needed to share wow scary shit yeah man no we want to kick off this episode kick it talking about nudes but for men men's dick pics wieners yeah i guess there's not like a man like a nude for a man it's just a it's a dick yeah a wiener pick but everyone has talked about dick pics that's not what we're here yeah we're not here to talk no we're here to talk about this specific picture that men take let me just break it down okay the christopher columbus okay okay listen up okay christopher columbus you guys remember him you guys remember no 1492

columbus sailed the ocean blue sofia i'm sorry ah okay scholar it's when the guy are you about to talk about when christopher col? Guys, I'm talking about when Christopher took a picture of his dick. This isn't in the history books you read at school, but it did happen. Sophia knew him personally. Okay. Okay, so what is it? It's when a man, and so many girls are going to be like, holy shit. The guy is in the bathroom.

Okay. He has his one foot up on the toilet like christopher on america and has like sometimes the hand on the hip with the dick like the hard dick out prefer hopefully you're sending soft dick pics then dm so christopher columbus found america christopher columbus just discovered america he's putting in the flag the fucking pioneers with the foot on the rock. Plymouth Rock. Shit. He's like, my dick is America.

Look, look what I got. Men. Knock it the fuck off. Once again, feet flat on the ground. That's going to be like the mantra for this episode. Wow. You guys got to knock it off with this one. Knock it the fuck off.

Both feet need to be on the ground if you're going be trying to take this that's yes we don't want we don't want the foot up on the toilet like no no no and honestly that goes for girls too because i've seen girls do that when they're trying to do like this spread lip spread vagina yeah like one foot up no no we don't need that i don't think actually the toilet really needs to be part of the picture at all. In the background. I think. At the forefront. At the bottom of your foot.

Nope. Never. I don't think the toilet ever needs to make an appearance. The shitter can stay where the shitter should be. Not in a goddamn nude. Totally agree. I think that's an amazing point. Christopher Columbus really hitting hard facts today.

Christopher Columbus, you're done. You're done. I think also christopher i was about to say a history thing and like i'm done i was actually like christopher raped and um pillaged all these villages and so like stop and i'm like sofia you're not in history class actually in fact christopher columbus there's like this big theory that he didn't even get to america so like there's this really big controversy okay back to dick pics Jesus but I wanted to clarify yeah so men basically we want to talk about your dick pic so you can't do that I can't do that my second one yours is my

this is the last one I'm going to bring up okay it's the man's penis the man and the man decides to include an inanimate object next to the penis so that you can, you know, get a full understanding of the girth and length of said penis. Right. Really a giving moment. Right. But. Women don't want it. We don't want it.

We don't. We don't. Women barely want the dick pic in certain occasions. So to add in like the remote. Right. Or the cucumber right we could do without we just want to focus on the actual penis and i don't really want to be there and be like okay so the cucumber is this big and the tip of his dick is hitting this part of the cucumber so it's going to be this big and this is how it's gonna feel on my pussy and then i'm gonna come this way and like let's get the measurements and

like could you just take it with a ruler because you're wasting my time if you're gonna do it with an object put the ruler put the ruler how about that right how about that if you're gonna do it then get a ruler i agree with you stop making us do math no okay no and like what if we what if I spread my pussy lips to expose the whole of my vagina and put like a quarter next to it a penny a penny a dime dude some girl wrote it and like look at the size of the dime in my vagina I'm so tight like it's the equivalent of that wait dude some girl wrote it and was like i sent a guy um a picture of my pussy and i was holding a taco next to my pussy and i said which taco do you want to eat tonight would you ever do that there should not be any other things in the photo no and

especially food not come on not like the lettuce kind of gets stuck to her disgusting no guys the private part just needs to be the focal point yeah i agree i don't want to see your dick next to like a pear no okay so i have um some daddy girls wrote in about the whole thing about like oh they put shit next to their dick and one girl was like he put the peach emoji at the top of his dick. Like at the tip of his dick. And he was like, this could be you about to slide down on my dick. Your ass about to go down on my dick. Is the peach supposed to be like symbolic of her ass?

And that's like his way of asking to do anal. Do I want to shove my dick so far up your asshole? No, I think it's probably like her doing reverse cowgirl or some shit. I don't think we need to put an emoji because i think it's stupid when they cover a part of their dick with it but that's even right that's worse that's worse use the top hat emoji and give your dick a little hat give it a little extra growth yes like give it a couple extra inches or put like the fucking shooting star you could fuck with her you could be like you don't even know how big my dick is because it's wearing a hat you don't know how how much longer yeah guys don't fucking do that did you just say what emoji did

you say let's move i said shooting sorry we can move past it but i think the point is his ejaculation is magic i've got the magic i hate that song um so never put an emoji in your fucking nude in general i've seen girls do that where they cover their nipples then there was this is interesting there were a few of these girls wrote in saying a guy sent them a video of himself walking like towards a mirror with his erect penis okay and they would put something on their erect penis like one girl said a guy put a tissue but like he put his dick inside of the tissue box and was like walking so the dick is like holding holding up the tissue box there was like a gatorade bottle this is like a guy trying to show like it's like the equivalent of a guy at the gym trying to show

how much weight his penis strength he's like look at the massive amount of fucking pounds i can hold on this his dick is holding like a pot well his dog he does fucking like big like like his dick curls leg curl dick curl the sad thing is is it's one thing if he's trying to be funny and he's your fucking boyfriend. Oh, yeah. I bet you that these guys are trying to be sexy and turn the girl on. Look at this fucking clean. They're like hanging from this. My dick can hold up a tissue box.

Imagine what it can do to your fucking G spot is what they're thinking. And every girl's like, no, no no no no what is wrong with men what is wrong with men they're so immature and they're like whoa my dick can do this and it can do this and they're like wow dude how many times have you ever gotten a guy that you're like close with and it's not in a sexual way they send you the slow-mo video of them whipping their penis from side to side no i've seen the windmill when they like i haven't had a guy send me a video i wish but i when they come back from after we just fucked and they're like flapping it around oh my god every boyfriend i've had has done that that's so good yeah one of my boyfriends would

send me guys you should have your boyfriend do this slow mo circle around the windmill and flapping it onto his thighs why are you telling girls to do that yeah we're like men are so immature i'm like do the windmill it's hilarious a boomerang okay okay um i cannot believe people fucking wrote that shit in well yeah and i think every girl listening now you're're like, okay, so you guys are saying what are some of the weirdest dick pics girls have gotten? I also wrote down some of the weirdest nudes men said they've gotten from women because we got to play both sides. Wait.

Okay. I want to hear this shit. Daddy gang men wrote in and said, dude, this was one of the most frequently written in and it makes me want to cry for women. What? dude this was one of the most frequently written in and it makes me want to cry for women what a lot of men said they've gotten nudes from girls with say they were like spreading their pussy lips or like they were bent over so there was toilet paper in their asshole like little pieces of toilet paper or even like oh my god like girls oh no if i'm sending a bent over picture i'm looking at those for an hour before I send them.

See, that's why I don't get it. Are they not looking at the nude before they send it? Like, are they not sending this nude to their friends? Are they not zooming in? I cannot imagine sending a nude with a mistake that big in it. Right? Also, let's learn how to wipe, ladies and gentlemen. For real.

This is the real moral of the story. Girls, girls, you got to wipe, ladies and gentlemen. For real. This is the real world of sports. Girls, you got to wipe all the way thorough. Like, imagine if you go to a hookup and you have some shit in your asshole. Oh, my God. And by shit, I mean toilet paper. And he goes, like, finger your butthole a little. And not a good look. And he gets, like, a nice little fucking TP in his fucking fingertip.

Hello. These girls. So that was a huge one. And girls, I didn't know we had to tell you but obviously make sure you don't have toilet paper stuck up your butthole um another one was the tampon string she was trying to hide the tampon string but he like saw it stop it like stop stop it wait so this girl really was too lazy to just take the tampon out for the picture like you couldn't just rip it out like you're not gonna have a fucking flood you can do it for fucking 30 seconds take it out even

fucking a 10 minute trying to hide it like behind like what did she grab a little piece of paper and try to hide it behind she like tucks it in her flaps are you kidding dude wait i'm dead serious where is she trying to hide the string behind the left flap like what i don't understand at that point it's like what's the white shit in your flap bitch like what the fuck is going on why doesn't she just i guess shove the string up her vagina girls take the fucking tampon out take it out um there was a lot of men this was another heavily written in one they would do a mirror pic in the bathroom but in the background there was the toilet and there was poo in the toilet how how no no no how okay we just discussed

do not have the toilet in the picture make sure there's no shit in it what girls what these girls the i'm the girls that are sending these must be no fucking they take nudes for a living they're like blast off here you go there you go look um oh god okay so alex alex holy shit girls are writing and saying that guys were sending them videos of themselves sucking their own dick daddy gang we read this multiple times we read it it wasn't just like a one-off and at first i was like wait and i first i was like okay wait maybe they mean that there was another girl sucking the guy's dick that no no daddy gang people are writing it and it was multiple like you said yeah so that's when sophie and i were like hold on men are

sucking their own dick i didn't know this was a thing i remember growing up people were like marilyn manson like had his ribs removed yes yes so he could suck his own dick and i was like no way i did what i had to do she sucked her own dick she put a strap on on and she sucks i'm serious about my job of course i don't take this shit lightly no and i took to porn hub and i typed it in and it is a it is a thing there are a lot of it were like um trans people doing it but there are guys that can suck their own dick and i was watching these videos for longer than i would like to admit. And Alex was like, dude,

like we get it. We know. And I'm like, okay, but like, wait, look at this one. Sophia,

we were sitting at our counter and she just is staring at her computer. Like she's never been more interested in her life. Cause I, I didn't realize. It's like a sick fascination. How can, that's so, Sophia,

can you imagine if you could eat yourself out? Yeah, I'd probably i would fucking do it more because no other man can do it well right no i i know sophia looked at me and she was like dude this guy that turned into a girl can like put his dick in his her mouth oh no no it was a guy that was trans and like was a woman but still had the penis and put it oh my god in his slash hers own asshole their own asshole so they're bending their dick and then i had to go watch every fucking video that this person was in and guys props because damn this is the thing i didn't

know we've talked about pnp porn yeah the people that are like doing so many drugs fucked up on like heroin which is us every week right right but this one really if you guys want i want girls to write in and be like well this is the thing and i think this is why it interested us so much is because we know there's weird porn on the internet and so when we watched that we were like holy fuck i've never seen a guy suck his own dick and like it's interesting yeah but for daddy gang normal people normal people are sucking their own dick right out here and it's honestly not fair once again guys gotta have you know a little more fun i wish i could eat myself out i do it all day long stop dude yeah so that was just an interesting interesting topic we wanted to bring up today, Daddy Gang.

And we are sorry we failed you. We are going to start watching porn every night. And we are going to know every single possible thing. Every. Dick in your own mouth. Dick in your own asshole. Yes. That's a new one for here.

So I think one of our most highly requested topics that we've actually never talked about how to get your ex back now this is a very vague question because obviously it has to do with circumstances oh did you cheat right our dms are flooded with this question and i'm like well what the fuck happened i'm like well did you kill his family right did you guys just amicably decide to split right but you're still in love did you cheat on the girl did you cheat on the man did they cheat on you exactly it's all circumstantial and we can't give you exactly what to do if we don't know so we're just gonna focus on one we're gonna pick one we're gonna pick one for right now right and it's how to get your ex back when you have fucked up you

all right because we know the daddy gang little you guys are a bunch of little sneaky sneakster degenerate degrade me animals fucking cheating murdering scheming robbing blowing up the place bucket okay so um we know that they're dying you're like wait murdering degenerate murderers fucking drug dealing like yeah you okay anyway so yeah guys if you have fucked up in a relationship if you cheated if you treated them like shit and the person ended it and you're like baby come back baby come back to me oh can i actually bring up an example oh can i play that song on my phone right now sure can i read an example just i just want to read this because it goes perfectly with what we're talking about. OK, and it is such a great one.

This girl said, I need help winning my ex-boyfriend back. Daddy's what we're about to tell you, girlfriend. She said recently we broke up because I sold feet pictures to my ex. And I asked my boyfriend if it would be okay because I needed the money for my prescriptions and he told me do whatever you want not knowing that was a loaded statement and I did it and he broke up with me um usually I don't read questions in the middle of an episode but that one was too good to not say how beautiful are this girl's feet are these girls feet why the ex-boyfriend is paying for willing to pay for the feet picture i love how you're like this is such a good one and this will really help us transition into this segment it's like the ex-boyfriend wants the feet pics

and the boyfriend said it's fine and then the boyfriend broke up with her fucking adderall prescription so she fucking had to do it. Thanks for sharing, Sophia. But that's just an example of when the girl fucked up and she wants her ex-boyfriend back. Let's get into it. Everybody get your notepads out. This is going to be the most important thing that we say. Ever. For this topic.

Okay. Yes. Gravel. Gravel. Gravel? Is it gravel or gravel? Gravel is it grovel grovel grovel why does that word sound it's not a word grovel and ghost grovel and ghost bitches let's break it the fuck down so you fuck up you fuck up massively you cheated on him you cheated on her whoever you got his brother's dick the classic you killed his fucking dog and you need to go into the stage of groveling you are apologizing you are empathetic you are sympathetic whatever the fucking difference is and you are trying so hard to show that you are empathetic you are sympathetic whatever the fucking difference is and you are trying so

hard to show that you are sorry that you messed up let me make this clear make it clear if you're the one that fucks up and you're trying to get the person back i don't care what the circumstances are there is one thing i know for sure and there needs to be a groveling period there has to be 100 you have i don't care if you don't actually mean it you gotta fake it you gotta beg There is one thing I know for sure. And there needs to be a groveling period. There has to be. One hundred percent. You have. I don't care if you don't actually mean it. You got to fake it. You got to beg this person.

And depending on and there's layers depending on how bad it is, what you did. It can be a few days of begging and being sorry or a few weeks. It depends. So the first step is you fucked up and you grovel. You show them you're extremely sorry. now the ghost you disappear let's explain this because this is so important that you disappear because what's gonna happen is the groveling is so saturated you're apologizing to your ex-boyfriend you're like babe i'm fucked up i fucked up i fucked up you're almost annoying him at this point he's like shut the fuck up leave me alone and then one day out of random he doesn't hear from you you stop groveling you stop asking

for forgiveness he doesn't wake up to 10 text messages 10 missed calls you disappear aka the ghost the ghost the groveling ghost the push and the poof oh the push you beg the push and the poop the push and the poof poof you're gone you're gone you beg and then you disappear now the importance of this is because the stark contrast of how saturated you were making him understand how sorry you are and then you disappear he's like what the fuck is going on it is such a mind fuck and he thinks like while you're groveling and you're begging him and you won't leave him alone he's like he's like i have i have her i fucking have her right where i want her

and then you gotta disappear because if you disappear immediately then he's gonna think you don't give a shit that that's the thing thank you for bringing that up you're welcome you have to have you have to have the groveling period or he's going to think you genuinely don't give a fuck. You're a monster. You fucked his brother and you're going to fuck him again. So this is so important to do. So once you have groveled and ghosted, there's two things that are going to happen. Yes.

One, the person is either going to freak out that you're ghosting and be like, wait, why aren't they fucking annoying the shit out of me and trying to get me back anymore and then they're gonna come to you and be like hey like i think we should talk and you're gonna fucking do your smirk in your fucking room and be like i got you bitch or they're not gonna come back yes and when you ghost them they're like thank god yeah leave me the fuck alone guys this is when you fucked up and you fucked up good. And by good, I mean bad. You did some shit that is really, really bad. And it was so bad that the groveling ghost wasn't enough. So Alex, what the fuck do you do? Well, I've done it.

This is actually a personal story. Here you go. I've done it before. I groveled and I ghosted. And he was still like, you nasty asshole. He's like, thank you for ghosting me. Yes. Because I don't want to talk to you anymore.

So if that is the case, girls or guys, and they aren't going to reach out to you during the ghost period for women. So what you do, you throw a little thing I like to call the pussy at them. All right. You throw your pussy in their face. Fucking throw the pussy in their face. This is what you do you grovel you ghosted and you give the ghosting enough time that like maybe the hurt has like died down a little bit or just at least the drama it subsided a tiny bit and what you do ladies is you are going to somehow initiate yeah a sexual relationship with him and you are going to be an actual animal in

bed like you are going in there to get your nut you're nasty you're disgusting you're calling him things you've never called him you're in the bedroom and it's like holy fuck he's gonna be like who the fuck is this and you're acting like because you guys broke up and you're not getting the consistent sex anymore that you are a you are fucking salivating ravishing raccoon yes looking for garbage literally you are going into this sex being like i am the fucking squirrel from ice age and i am here to get my nut that nut is sacred to to you. Have you guys seen Ice Age? Is it a squirrel? I think it's whatever.

A winter squirrel. He's got the nut and he protects the nut at all costs. That is you. Ladies, you're going into this bedroom and I've done it before. I got back with one of my exes and we were just initiating

a purely sexual relationship and I think I saw his eyes look at me like, who are you? And what have you become and i promise you ladies if you compromise your fucking well-being and your moral compass and you go in there being like i'm gonna be the fucking nastiest porn star freak on his dick and you act as though all right we fucked up we don't have a relationship let's just fuck yeah and you don't bring any emotions into it and slowly because of the history maybe on the fifth fuck maybe there's a little side conversation

after you fuck maybe you stay the night that night because you just fall asleep that you are fucking your ex again yep there are gonna be emotions but you cannot be the one to bring the emotions no absolutely not yep and i think it's really important to also emphasize don't throw the pussy at him without the ghosting period because then he's going to be like you're a whore yeah stop and it's not gonna work my brother no okay so i was gonna say that especially let's say the breakup was because you cheated yes throwing the pussy in his face right away is gonna fucking backfire this has happened to me okay it's happened to me trigger him i cheated on a boyfriend classic i'll never do it again as long as i live this year for this year at least and um i cheated and right away me and this

said boyfriend had such a sexual relationship that like I would throw the pussy in his face all the time. Anytime there was a fight. I'm so sorry. I slapped you. I'm horny. And he'd be like, OK, great. I I tried to do this and he literally was disgusted, disgusted because the thing is

he's going to look at you and he's gonna be like your breath smells like dick your breath smells like someone's dick that's not mine still you still have his cum dripping out of your pussy and it's not my cum you're like what and you're like i i'll wash out my vagina you're like i showered i'll rinse it out i'll rinse twice no he's like you're a whore you just fuck someone last week if it's a cheating thing you can't throw the pussy in his face right away right it's got to be you got to give it time yes totally so that is one way one way to solve it is by sex it's a very healthy way to go about it and i promise no but it's true i do think i remember when i did men have a very hard time turning down sex. They do.

And that's just what it is. Especially if you were the girlfriend that may be like, your sex was good. Well, that's another point is don't hit him with the same old routine that you've always done. Hit him with something new like you're a new person. You're going in doing backflips on that dick. Time has passed and you are a new woman. Because you want him to be like, wait, wait, wait. This is going to be different this time. She's nastier nastier now like she's different i want to fuck her different now the thing is the thing is men it doesn't really work that way no men if you fuck up yep you do

the grovel yeah you do the ghost yes but you can't do it the way girls can do it as in you can't send. Throw the dick out of her face. You can't send your ex-girlfriend like a dick pic and be like, I'm so fucking horny. I want to be nasty. Yeah. She's going to be like, exactly. That's why I broke up with you. You're fucking disgusting, Jason.

Yeah. So instead of throwing the dick at them like girls can throw the pussy at you sofia what do they do i hate that i have to be the one to deliver this news say it gifts gifts presents presents spoil her i'm sorry it's true but that's just the way the world works you beg her yeah baby i'm i'm so sorry get back with me finally you go through the ghosting period where she's like she doesn't hear from you. What the fuck? One to two weeks or something.

She's sitting at her desk at work or at school. And all of a sudden a fucking courier comes in with a goddamn bouquet of flowers. And it's like you start to give her little thoughtful moment gifts. And she's going to be like, holy fuck, he won't stop. And she's going to tell all of her friends. They're going to be like, OK, wait, that is kind of of cute but fuck him and if the more consistent you do it little notes here and there little flowers etc all of a sudden it's going to be like holy fuck wait he really fucking loves me meanwhile he loves your pussy and he wants to get back but whatever that's not the

point it's so interesting because girls need to throw the pussy in the face and guys need to fucking throw a present in your face and and like a thoughtful thing not sexual because girls can't help but think if you cheated specifically the sexual thing will trigger them this is another aspect to it sometimes you're going to do the grovel and ghost and they'll decide to talk to you but they're still not fucking convinced that they want to get back together with you and this is where you once again mind fuck this person. And what you do is the grovel and agree. The grovel and agree.

This is where I think this will be the only fucking time on Call Her Daddy that we tell you to act level headed. But here we are. This is the only fucking time. So soak it in folks when you're sitting with this person and he or she is like i just don't see this working blah blah blah instead of sitting there and groveling like you've been doing like you've been doing you're gonna sit there and you're gonna say i agree you're gonna look them in their fucking eyes and you're gonna say i agree and i can assure you this person is gonna shit their pants they're gonna be like the fuck like, the fuck? They're going to be like, what did you just say?

Because also think about it. When you're on the other side of the person is groveling to you, every fucking person is a little sick. You can't help but like the power. This bitch or this guy will not stop begging for my forgiveness. You get a little bit of power. And you feel a little on your fucking high horse. And then all of a sudden when it's fucking Monday and you're like here we go again we're gonna meet

in my car and she's gonna beg me again and I'm gonna tell her no and all of a sudden she looks at you and she's like I totally agree Michael yes I hear you I don't think we should get back together the way you're saying that brings back so many memories it's the whole like you know what I just want you to be happy oh I just want you to be happy and I guess if this isn't it that's something I'll just have to live with oh my god I did that in college so hard just one guy I was like I thought about it so much and like you know I'll always love you yep but like what I did I totally understand yep and I don't want to hurt you anymore I love you you know how I feel but i think you're right i get it oh my god

that i think you're right i think it's best and yeah i'm gonna trust you on this if you think it's best i think it's best you put all of it on them and he's like and they freak the fuck out he's like whoa okay let's talk about this you're like we've talked so much and i hear you finally freak out and i'm gonna get out of this car now and you're never gonna see me again and he's like no dude that is when the devil enters your eyes and you have to play the part so hard satan satan yes and here she is gonna look at you i swear to god it's the most terrifying i've had a guy do it to me and i want to shit myself it's terrifying it's terrifying i've had that happen to me too and i'm like like, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were just groveling last week. What's happening?

Because a lot of the times is when you're groveling, if the person is letting you continuously have contact with them and you're apologizing, that means in itself, there is a little baby chance maybe because why do they keep hearing from you? They're meeting for another breakfast and another fucking phone call and another FaceTime to hear you apologize. So bitch, as he lets you grovel more, the more power you almost get. Because the longer he lets you grovel,

it means the more he's considering maybe I'll take her back or maybe I'll take him back. And then when you fucking look at them in the face and you say, you're actually right i really am trying to not be selfish with this maybe we should just move on for the best and he's like i just took a massive dump in my pants because no yep no they want you to suffer and

you're like we're done suffering that is such a good point the fact that they're even keeping open a line of communication you'll fucking have him back in no time buddy and then girl lean over and start fucking sucking his dick and be like just for one last hurrah right and he's like fuck the clock clock is back all right fucking salvage it yeah fuck it this is all great this is all. But if you've lived a life that I've lived, this is Sophia speaking. Hello, Sophia. And you really got comfortable with the word blocked. You're blocked. Blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked.

I've also had guys be like, Sophia, I get your fucking game. And now, bitch, you're blocked. I have had guys block me on Venmo. I've had them block me on my fitness pal. I have been kicked out of every fucking Netflix spectrum. Just all of it. I have been so blocked before that I genuinely was like, if I tied this little post-it note to a little pigeon,

could the pigeon fly into his window and drop the note off and that's how i'd get through to him you're standing at the zoo you're like i go into the zoo or like a fucking pet store i'm like do you have birds that can deliver messages and they're like are we in harry potter i'm like no but is that a possibility you're putting like the crest stamp on it like the hard press stamp you're like sending it over dude i'm like trying to train birds in my backyard oh wow i have been there and the only thing that you really can do yeah because birds are not that cooperative like wait i'm like wait what we can't get the bird i'm gonna end this by saying this okay daddy gang

daddy gang i love you like you are my children and my family family and i need you guys to know when it's worth it okay because i am sick of seeing people right in being like he is the love of my life i need him back baba blah or vice versa like she's my future wife and i will go stalk because i stalk all of you yeah and it is this guy living in his fucking mom's basement hot boxing getting high in the morning with his pop tarts with his fucking pop tarts and who can't keep a job and these girls are like I need Him back no you don't no you don't Blessing in disguise no you don't that's the Thing and I don't yeah I'm not trying to

Shit on anyone because really back In the day I needed this pep talk To the amount of people that write in And are like what circumstances would you Consider staying if any with someone Who cheated on you and I mean we could make The bank account joke Obviously i mean it's kind of

true fucking as long as he's got a b for fucking billionaire yeah no but the thing is is in all seriousness girls and guys half of the people you guys are so fucking fed up about and you can't forget and you're fucking heartbroken yeah literally aren't worth it no and i have to just say guess what this is call her daddy and every single person that listens to this podcast has an arsenal of sex moves out there that they can be putting on any other dick doing on any other pussy you guys but actually you guys are way more well equipped than anyone else out there like i feel like yes the daddy gang is savage in the bedroom now evaluate this person and are they really worth it?

Are they worth it? And if they cheated on you, then they better be billionaire of the B. And how they're going to make up for it is fucking drop off in Ashton Martin on your driveway. There you go. Okay? Just simple things. And if I'm dating a guy that's that rich, fucking cheat on me all day long. Yeah.

Fucking put a Porsche or Lambo on my driveway every other day. Well, other than that, if you're like, but he's got like the best connections to the frat party he um always gets a bottle of dom and gets a table for me and my friends stop he's like the promoter in boston like he knows the crew no no guess what you can fuck the crew yes the crew wants pussy over the fucking guy with the bottle of Dom. Okay? Yes, daddy gang. So just keep priority, priority, priority.

We love you guys. So I was at a dinner the other night with a bunch of people that were about our age. And I just started asking all of the girls, where do you take selfies? What app do you take the selfie in? Yes. And every single- How do you take the selfie in? Yes. And every single- How do you take the selfie? Yes.

And every single girl was like, I take my selfies in Snapchat. You're not even giving this topic enough fucking umph. Umph. Umph. Umph. Because Alex told me this and my mind exploded. Yeah. My brain exploded.

It's pretty brilliant. I have never thought about how I'm taking my selfies. Tell them. Okay. Tell them. Tell them. Tell them. Okay.

So I'm sitting there. I'm like, girls, how do you take your selfie? And every single girl I go around, they're like Snapchat, Snapchat, Snapchat. And every guy around was like, yeah, because like the filters. And they're like, no, no, I just mean a classic selfie that you will post it later on your Instagram or just for a selfie to send a guy. No filters. And they're like, yeah, still Snapchat.chat and I said do you know why yeah and they were like no I just

save it to my camera roll once you take it in the camera. Yes. On the iPhone camera roll. Yes. disgusting ratchet unkept unworthy monster of the blue lagoon fucking sick and wrong in the head chernobyl fucking dismorphed baby crawling out of a dead woman's asshole chernobyl looking motherfucker that's gonna be my new thing anyone i don't like i'm like that chernobyl looking motherfucker yes okay so i'm glad we really outlined so that's what you look like when you take your pictures on the camera or the iPhone. And when you take a picture on Snapchat, beauty queen, pageant, living for life, fillers you didn't even know you had, Beverly Hills looking amazing beauty queen. Fresh out of the plastic surgeon's office beauty.

Yes, airbrush queen. Okay, Alex, fucking tell them why. So the reason is, is because because and i think maybe a lot of people know this but i didn't know that so basically on snapchat when you take the picture yeah you are looking at yourself as how you see yourself in a mirror okay so basically it's like mirroring your image how you look at yourself every day the camera roll takes it backwards than a mirror. It's so your eye on the left looks a little smaller and like your chin just looks a little larger and like everything is not as symmetrical because it's

not how you look at yourself every single day. It's fucking nuts. I tried this last night. I took the picture on Snapchat and Instagram and Yep. And Instagram's the same as Snapchat. So they're the same. Yep. And then I took it on my camera roll and I'm like, I didn't realize that my face is completely lopsided.

I didn't realize I was actually a two. It was insane. Yeah. Your face is just flipped the other way and it is, you go, you can literally go from a two to a 10. S-E-X. X. S-U-C-K.

D-I-C-K. Suck dick. Suck dick, bitch. Get hit with the dick in your face. In the clit. Put it in your throat. Put it in. Suck it down.

Suck it down. Ooh. Ooh. Guys. Ladies. Actually, ladies. Listen up. Yeah.

Men too. Here on Call Her Daddy daddy sometimes when we talk about sex sucking dick has been a very monumental opportunity for us to bring to you guys we've given you the gluck gluck and it is fascinating how a lot of women in the nation don't know how to suck dick but not anymore so all we can do is continue to build your arsenal because it is an art form it is an art form it is an art form it is a professional sport it is you can walk around and say you are a professional athlete if you are giving the luck hi absolutely hi a master verify me on fucking instagram i suck

dick like a fucking professional and they're and people are like ew no why why it is 2019 stop shaming people okay fucking suck your own dick yes we found out that's a thing today so the question is do you keep sucking after he comes and i know we have a younger audience which honestly terrifies me but i know some people because i know when i was younger i didn't know i know some younger people are probably like what the fuck do you mean right keep sucking after he comes guys is that a cardinal sin what there is a beginning middle and an end okay there's an after there there's a few chapters after the end chapter that you didn't know about in the fucking thesaurus okay and this is what

we're talking about ladies there is a thing about sucking a man's dick for a second after he comes and there's mixed reviews very mixed reviews very mixed reviews yes we've asked some of our guy friends you know our job is so interesting it is if you're if you are uh friends with alex and i and you're a man you just out of nowhere hey hope all is well when a girl is sucking your dick and um you come in her mouth like what are you good for her to keep going yeah what is it that you want after all the time they're like oh hey nice to hear from you hi so i asked a couple guys last night and the one guy was like, it doesn't hurt if she keeps sucking, but my dick is ultra sensitive when I come. So it is a good moment to be, if you're going to keep going, to be a little bit more sensual

and like lightly lick the tip and like clean it up rather than go full turbo lux on my fucking dick again and then the other guy asked kind of had a similar answer where he was like think about the difference between fucking and making love i need you after i come from a blow job or from sex whatever to make love to my dick not fuck it at least for the next couple minutes you can fuck it later again but i want to give girls my version of continuing to suck after he comes because you got to be careful girls because you may find yourself in an instance where he fucking punches you in your face and you fly off the bed you're like what he might shove you to the ground literally you keep sucking and and it may

just be involuntary because he didn't want it again yeah every man is different but obviously you got to try everything once yep you got to test out the waters wear your fucking face guard or a nose mask or some shit to protect yourself for the first time you go in for a nose mask okay so I do this frequently um no no I mean when I'm going I mean when I'm going to continue to suck after and I want every girl to listen up this is my version so when I'm about when I know he's about to finish usually for me unless obviously I'm switching up like my go-to would probably be to just like swallow like if don't look at me like that I just think it's easier I just Alex is like oh I'm just so usually um what I do I'm like okay no but like I usually have a spray tan so it annoys me when guys will

like come on oh I get that one you know what I mean it smears it it's annoying you're like let me just swallow for all everyone involved. For the person that gave me the spray tan, for the lady that did my makeup this evening. Also for you, for the comrade, for the person that needs to do the laundry. We don't need her to deal with the cum. Just fucking cum in my throat. Okay. It's going to help everyone involved.

Okay. Okay. So when it comes to my mouth so when i'm about to swallow his cum my mouth is usually about like halfway down on his dick when he comes in my mouth and i swallow i will keep my mouth on his dick and i'm gonna slide it up to the top acting kind of like i'm about to clean him off i'm gonna fucking top him off I'm gonna get all the cum off and instead of coming off of his dick right before my mouth is about to come off I quickly go back down all the way onto the dick taking as much of his dick as I can and I think it's important to obviously emphasize like you're not going aggressive like deep

throating his cock like choking and you're not like sucking no like you're kind of holding your mouth right on his dick the slide is nice and smooth it's like a fluid motion you're not fucking choking anymore girls it's nice and happy and hearts and fluffy so then once you get down to the as far down onto the base of his dick as you can this is your one final hurrah moment you are going to lightly lightly lightly you're making love you're not fucking no you're not sensual not right yeah yeah so you're gonna lightly suction i think would be the right word suction his dick with your mouth and you're gonna pull all the way up to the top like his fucking dick is like in a wind tunnel okay and as you come off it you're gonna suck the tip with a little tension as if you're making sure you're getting like every last drop of his come off when you pull off and then boom you're done okay so really what this finisher for me is is i don't when we say

keep sucking i'm not really continuing to keep sucking it comes i go down i suck you do it swift motion yes to really clean it up the finale the cleanup the cleanup is part of the blow job yes you know it can be so hot a milk hunter says it all the time when a girl acts like it is her fucking destiny her calling to make sure like she is every drop yes for that protein that you served her for lunch that little teeth whitener she's got going on and so it's important for girls to act like you actually can't survive unless you get that very last drop the last drop of water yes so girls that i think is a really good one because usually i see a man's body tense up really quickly

when i do it but then you're off so quickly that it's like holy fuck right what a finisher and then you fucking roll onto your side and you let him enjoy that goddamn post-nat clarity and he's fucking reveling in all of you and you lay lay there in silence and you fucking wait for him to be done. Know your place. Unless you know your worth. Yeah. Unless you don't want to fucking wait. Unless you don't.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Unless you fucking want to go. Right. Guys, let's talk about that. That's actually, I'm glad you brought that up, Sophia. We have girls writing in that want to keep sucking after he comes and

it has nothing to fucking do with pleasing the man they want round two they want to keep sucking so they can keep fucking oh baby but I don't get paid enough you know they want to keep sucking so they can keep hello hello so no it's true it's true the amount of girls that are like yo i didn't come and i want to keep going round two what the fuck do i do yeah but actually this is a good question so milf hunter told me the most memorable moment of a girl easily letting him down knowing you didn't make me come oh when he was younger he said this happened to him and he's never forgotten it and so i want to share with the daddy gang girls because i think that this is such a hot way to initiate round two if this is ingrained in milf hunter's brain then it should be ingrained let's just say he's fucked we quite a few that

rhyme too it's ingrained in the daddy gang Are we on some shit today? Or did that not rhyme at all? It's ingrained in the daddy gang And I don't know if it really makes sense But I'm gonna give it to you But I'm just saying Mill Hunter has fucked more people

Than he wants to admit So just tell us what it fucking is Okay So he fucked this girl Great sex, great sex Okay More people than he wants to admit. So just tell us what it fucking is. Okay. So he fucked this girl. Great sex. Great sex. Okay. And then he said the girl gave him about two to four minutes.

They were laying there. He was like enjoying post-nat clarity. And she rolled over and she was looking at him and she was super sensual, super hot the way she said it. She was just like, I love the way she said it she was just like i love the way you fuck me you know exactly how to there's just one thing and milf hunter's like there's one thing what's the one fucking thing he was like what and she goes you didn't make me come and you can and you will you're going to oh right after she said that she proceeded to make her way downtown

and started sucking his dick sucking his dick hard let me add let me just let me just back it up boy yep back it up i love the way you fuck me you know exactly how to but you didn't make me come but you can and you will and you will and you're going to okay okay great props to this fucking girl where are you come on the show i'm really into that so girls i think um milf hunter was explaining that there is something obviously emasculating when a woman is gonna say like you didn't make me come that's probably why a lot of girls never admit to the guy that they didn't come do you know what i mean and then what milf hunter said is when she went down and then she initiated round two and started sucking him hard yeah he was like it is a very vulnerable time for a man when a girl can fucking fit your whole soft dick in her mouth. Okay.

Like it is so humbling. And fucking swirl it around in your mouth. And like plop it out like it's a fucking carrot. The fact that she was like, you're going to. And then she goes down and she initiates it and she takes control and literally sucked him hard. He was like, I just was looking at this girl like, holy fuck. Wow. She wants to have sex she will stop it nothing she will stop it nothing to get her nut and i applaud her because i'm the same fucking way and also if

you want the control i said he's vulnerable and it's a very humbling experience if you leave there and he's going to his friends like she sucked me hard you own his dick for the next fucking week you're on his mind so i hope that kind of clarified or if you want to make him feel stupid and you know he can't get hard and you're pissed at him put his little shrivelly divilly in your mouth and when he's like i can't get hard be like oh i knew it oh wow and spit spit it back out of your mouth and be like ew i can do better than this and leave i thought i'd go like you just spit it back out of your mouth but or you can just start masturbating and be like i'm just gonna get myself off and then you'll see that thing go

from like a little baby carrot to a fucking crater oh what a beautiful beautiful day guys i hope that helps you out a little bit. Oh, daddy. Suck him hard. Suck him hard. If he can't, throw it in his face, make him feel bad. That's the drill. I think it's time for some questions.

Questions of the week. Questions of the week. Of the week. Questions of the week. And now we're going to get into some questions of the wike of the wike questions of the wike and now we're gonna get into some questions out the fucking way let's get into it daddies let me pull up my question let me pull out my dick let me pull out pull up pull out pull up and pull out you should we should text guys that next time i'm gonna text a guy that's coming over to my apartment i'm about to pull up and pull out that's amazing pull it out so before we kick it

off with the first question i just want to read this little comment from like this unbelievable person that obviously is like my biggest fucking supporter she said alex fucking quit it with the holier than thou bullshit because you don't put out right away and you play little mind games it's not classy and it's not cute all these little rules for yourself and you're almost 30 since when is 25 almost 30 i literally was just 24 am i 50 yeah i know i'm 50 i just turned 25 and she's like you're 30 you're dying let me talk to this bitch and i will call you a goddamn bitch bitch if you're trying to say alex is holier than thou let me just tell you i have some news for you i live with this woman and the sounds i have heard come out of that room are fucking should be illegal shocking there is no holier than thou situation happening thanks

sophia yeah thanks girlfriend i always got your back 30 wow i didn't realize i was fucking 30 wow okay okay my first accusation so this is gonna get you upset we're gonna get right into it though okay hey guys when a guy sends you the booty call text and you know that he's been out all night and he just didn't find a girl to bring home is it okay to call him out for it like something i would say would be along the lines of like oh so you couldn't find someone to bring home with you tonight good night but what do you guys think about this does that just sound butthurt because daddy gang doesn't get butthurt over fuck boys oh my god oh my god i'm gonna need you to let me take this one over don't pass out don't pass out breathe i'm gonna need everyone to listen to me clearly i'm upset when a man when a man is sending you a booty call, okay, that means that he thinks of you as a booty.

That means he thinks of you as a piece of ass. A butthole. And when someone thinks of you as a piece of ass, they usually don't think that this piece of ass will have an opinion. Because usually assholes and asses don't have fucking opinions and he doesn't give a flying fuck listen to me this girl's like no this is the thing girls deal with fuck boys and they're like should i put him in his place and teach him a lesson no no don't waste your time he's literally just be like, why is this ass talking to me? Why does this ass have an opinion?

I'm not in the mood. I'm going to go on to the next girl. Next girlfriend. Save yourself and save time and energy. That's so sad. You move away. Even the fact that she it's one thing if she's like this guy I'm hooking up with. The fact that she knows it's a fuck boy.

You never call a fuck boy out because you immediately are losing your power if you had any in the fucking first place. And they don't care. They don't care. You don't need to have an opinion because whatever you say, they don't give a fuck. No, they don't. So the answer is no, don't.

Don't call him out. Okay. Sorry. Sorry, sweetheart. Okay. don't call him out okay sorry sorry sweetheart sorry okay this person wrote in and this is i've been wanting to talk about this here we go is it fucked up that i've imagined my boyfriend being someone else while we were fucking like do people do that or am i just not turned on by him lol you've never talked about this this this is something people do this is I have actually done this I have definitely done this towards the end of my last relationship I was like imagining other people it's really sad but it's I feel

like it's common it's very I I remember I was doing it in the end of one of my relationships and i was like it was like every time yeah but okay was yours like a person that you fucked before 100 okay yeah because i feel like guys can like oh i'll think about like a hot porn star i'm gonna think about a celebrity yes i think men do this too and they can think exactly they can think of like a porn star. Girls, I think, need to have like the memory of the person. Or someone you, in your life, you want to fuck. Yeah. Like I've seen girls write in and be like, when I'm fucking my boyfriend, I'm thinking about his brother.

And I'm like, not the healthiest, but like, okay, go off queen. Whatever gets you off. And the girl's wondering if people do that or am I just not turned on by him? Yes, people do it. But if you're doing this with your boyfriend, if you're going to do it once or twice and it's a one off, that's one thing. If you're doing it every time. Yeah. I mean, listen, girl, to answer your question, if you are in a full blown relationship and you're constantly thinking of someone else when your boyfriend is fucking you, I think that's a huge issue.

Yeah. OK. But if it's here and there, I think yeah spice it up who cares like cheating if it's here and there whatever if it's fucking every week then it's a no no there you go sophia health and wellness okay so this girl wrote in she said hey fathers so i've been with my boyfriend for a little over a year now super happy trusting relationship I never suspected him of being shady. This is the thing. At the beginning of our relationship, we used condoms. I got on birth control, so we stopped using them.

But he still had a box in his apartment. But we have not used a condom in so long. He recently moved and took the condoms to his new place. Should I be worried? I went through his phone and everything and found nothing suspicious no okay the only thing yeah i'm looking at you and you're about to say yes and i okay this is one of the few moments everyone jot it down alex i disagree okay yeah because this is the thing uh-huh it concerns me just a little bit if you were having sex with your boyfriend and he

has a box of condoms and you never use condoms and he moves instead of I feel like if when you're moving if you go to grab the box you'd be like oh we never use these throw them out okay I when I start dating someone very seriously right it's not like I automatically grab every condom and throw it away like i just have them yeah i mean maybe girlfriend this is what she should do throw them out and then see if a new box appears okay see that yeah if the box was opened or something i would be like you're fucked right right right but so maybe throw them out and see if he buys a new one yeah then you'll know i don't think it necessarily means anything you're getting cheated on and you're just kidding no i'm

just kidding okay interesting yeah let us know throw them out see what happens aim two questions really quickly one girl wrote in asking for well no this guy wrote in asking for advice on pubic hair one of the girls that he's sleeping with has a landing strip he hates it and he's just like what is the deal with girls and the way that they shave their vagina and then there was another girl that wrote in asking you know do guys care about stretch marks and cellulite and we were talking to milf hunter about this and first and foremost most men yeah most men have a type that they like or something that they like about women but we've said it before when it comes to fucking someone it takes something like very disgusting yes to turn a guy off yes like really like something

pretty fucking horrifying literally so we asked a milf hunter and his response to cellulite and stretch marks was love it fuck no dude what is care what is that line from kendrick lamar oh he's like something with ass with something i'm done with the photoshop i want some ass with some stretch marks i'm so fucking so light okay but no but milf hunter was like i don't give a fuck like like no totally fine no stretch marks and cellulite only fucking matters on instagram girl literally honestly like oh i have to every girl has it it's almost cooler now when people rock it you saw kourtney kardashian like had her stretch marks in a picture and people were like yo you're dope so that's one two with the whole shaving thing milf hunter was like i prefer listen i'm getting

the pussy so i'm happy i'm just getting the i'm grateful for the pussy so i'm not gonna tell a fucking bitch how to shave her shit right obviously maybe he would maybe prefer it not to be an actual chewbacca bush that's what i'm gonna say i'm gonna say because people always ask this question yeah for the most part men don't want a 70s bush. Yes. They want easy access to the vagina. When you show up to your wax appointment with, when you full blown let that shit grow. Yeah.

You shouldn't be showing up to a dick appointment. Unless you want to. And go for it. Yes. But I'm going to say, for the most part, guys don't like that. However, most men don't care if you have a landing strip, if it's lightly shaved, if it's completely bald. Like, a lot of men don't care.

This girl wrote in. She said, please, 911 help. Holy shit. In all caps. I'm calling. Exclamation points included. Got it. You are not going to believe the position I am in.

Sexually or? No. Oh, okay. She's like, I'm currently no no i am literally having to beg my boyfriend to have him let me send him nudes yes you read that right he thinks it's disrespectful and makes him feel like a horny little kid i wanted to read this because i just know men listening are fucking shaking like upset upset sweetheart this this is a phenomenon this guy saying he thinks it's disrespectful and makes him feel like a horny little kid listen i can assure you that there are plenty of men willing to take your place

so you should fucking get over that shit swiftly and quickly the sad thing is can you imagine if my boyfriend was like sweetheart can you and imagine the nudes she's trying to even send him like it's like half of a titty i've only only had guys be like, you don't send me enough. Enough. Hurry up. Send more. Hurry. Make them dirty or hurry up. Or I'm going to break up with you. I need more or it's over.

Meanwhile, she's sending like half of her nip, like barely a slip. Oh my God. Can you imagine the nudes she's probably sending? And he's like, baby, stop. Protect your body. Respect you. Your body is a temple, baby. Please.

She's like, I just want to be a nasty slut for you though girlfriend listen yes there are many other men you could send your nudes to and they will support you yes and let him know say if you don't want them can i send them to other people you can be like oh babe like it just makes me feel confident if you don't want them i'm just gonna send them to other guys yes sorry this is just funny we can end on this. Okay. God, I love the daddy game. Some girl goes, is it ever okay to just let yourself be just a vagina, even if you consider them also just a penis? Or does that still show a lack of self-respect?

Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie. You are just a hole, and it's good you know your place. If you want to be a walking vagina be a walking vagina that own it you know what i you know what i think respect is is being whatever you want to be and owning it and if that is a vagina and if that is a hole then fucking live your life then you're thriving exactly it's good that you understand who you are and what you stand for and what you really should be walking into every situation acting like. And if you want to aspire to be a whole, then be a fucking whole and be the best goddamn

whole you can be. Be the holiest whole of wholes. And that's it, folks. All right, daddies. Daddy gang. Every Wednesday. Guys, subscribe, unsubscribe, subscribe again. And then again and again and again if you

guys could leave us a nice rating and review we do I read the reviews when I'm sitting in my bed high at night I go and I scroll through and I smile with my double chin looking down at my phone happy knowing the daddy gang is communicating nice thoughts yes it helps us so much it does really help us guys if you guys could leave us that that would be great we're just so happy and proud to have you guys we see you guys on instagram every week i'm pretty sure we go through and try to like every single one of your pictures when you're wearing daddy gang merch it's like you guys are fucking killing it you are killing it daddies have an amazing wednesday and we will see you next week go get fucked love you guys