Call Her Daddy - 53- Alex & Sofia

Episode Date: September 18, 2019

This is an episode your therapist would HIGHLY recommend you do not listen to...... The girls discuss the amount of time you wait in between sex with different people…as in, how many is too many in a day? In a week? In an HOUR? And should you feel bad or embrace your inner freak? Everything answered on this week's episode. They also address the multiple personality wheel…aka the swift personality change that occurs when arguing with your partner and how to use it to your advantage. And lastly, the girls go r-o-g-u-e this week as they dissect Bang Energy, KO Watches, and Baby accounts…(baby Alessi update: we've been BLOCKED)

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy daddy gang hello daddies what's up it is alexandra cooper and sophia franklin sophia with an f oh my god please. Back at it again. What is up, guys? Hello, hello, hello. Sophia got a boob job. Look, guys, I have the best view in America right now. Sophia's tits today look ginormous. We're going to have to post something.

We will. Guys, it's a phenomenon. It's like the northern lights i don't you just how does that relate to your tits you can catch a glimpse you have to get me on this specific day at this specific time of my period oh yeah during that cycle and they go up like two or three sizes it's really amazing look does it look good right now? I almost saw a nipple. My chair is soaking wet. And here we go.

We're off to a great start. No, Sophie didn't get a tit job. Her tits are just huge right now because it's her time of the month. And I'm right behind you. I'm about to start mine too. All the men are like, stop it, pussies. Because we're talking about periods. We're also talking about how big our tits are and how we're looking at each other's tits and getting wet so i think they're okay i just copped a little nipple

um okay the reason we're talking about tits the reason alex and i were saying our names first name last name is because we mentioned that we were shadow banned last week i am pretty certain that call her daddy's gonna get taken down off of instagram we were shadow banned last week yeah i am pretty certain that call her daddy's gonna get taken down off of instagram we were flagged again i woke up this morning i may have done another rude comment back to a troll was it the rude comment or is it the video of us talking about sucking dick yeah i guess either or it could be but so sophia and i woke up again with a little flag saying you are not following the community guidelines.

Yes. And the community guidelines of Instagram apparently are for pussies. Right. But so we were just sitting there this morning having our our cup of Joe and we were looking at each other and we're like, imagine if the call her daddy Instagram goes down. Oh, my God. No way other than on a Wednesday. Right.

Communicate with the daddy gang. So if you guys. Go follow our personal accounts because I'm not kidding. I really think our shit is about to blow up. Fucking poop. So yeah. So last week, I mean, we're 53 episodes and I feel like you should know what Call Her

Daddy is about. But some people got offended at last week's episode about the college shit. I am so sick and tired of these fucking pansy i am sorry if you're gonna be the the bitch that goes into college and all you fucking care about is getting invited to the cool frat party and you're gonna be that superficial then we're gonna give you a superficial answer yes a lot of girls are asking us how to do it and we can't give the same answer for everyone no that's so crazy that would be like giving advice to a professional athlete as opposed to a fucking little league kid wow they don't both hit

the ball the same way all right they gotta have different strategies so therefore if you are less fortunate looking i'm just kidding if you are not the hottest girl in the world um compared to the really hot girls you gotta have a different and you know what you're being shallow that all you care about is getting invited to the frat party so we're gonna give you a shallow answer if you're above all of that and you're you know you don't care about that party and you want to just fucking join the math leads i think that's fucking amazing you're probably going to be happier that way yeah yeah we've said it before listen this is call her daddy this is a comedy podcast also take everything we say with a grain of salt also everything we say we don't mean at all so you're all you've all been

fucking yourselves over this whole time everything we've been saying is false no we're just kidding but um it is a comedy podcast we've said it once and we'll say it again. This is not the health and wellness section. If you go to iTunes, you can find someone that's going to tell you, love your inner self. You don't need to look a certain way or you don't need to be a certain way. And that's all great and dandy and fine. And you can preach that with your mom at church on Sunday. Not here, hoes. Noay not here hoes no not here no we talk about spreading lips spreading legs and that's the deal so people need to take the 12 inch poles out of their buttholes and relax a little bit when you listen to this podcast also what's that thing

you can take to relax your butthole like an enema no and the enema is to like clean out your insides you're talking are you talking about the poppers the poppers yeah that like we legally should not be endorsing and you should not just find something to help relax your butthole okay some numbing cream for you xanax i'll relax i'll relax everybody that'll do a lot for you but the thing is alex we talk for an hour straight so we're not it's not like every single week everything we say you're gonna agree with absolutely so that's all i want to say what a good point just take what you like leave what you don't that's what i do with you when you talk i'm like i'm not gonna listen to that i listen to that right like 10 of the things

you say i'm like oh wow here ring all right so let's talk about this past week uh sophia and i went to the u.s open It was a couple weeks ago. Yeah, it was. And a lot of people, it was actually kind of sad. A lot of people DM'd me being like, I cannot believe that the two of you are at the U.S. Open. That's the last place I expected the two of you hoes to be. It's too classy to be there. Too classy.

Guys, come on. But really, have a little faith. So we went to the open dude what were you gonna say what are those fucking lizards chameleons that's not wait is that i already know that i'm gonna sound fucking stupid during this entire it's okay you do every episode okay chameleons we can be trashy we can be classy so in case, we were fucking classy to the nines. Serena Williams. We were lucky enough.

Ass for days. Ass? I know. I know. I know. We should talk about her athletic ability. I know. But we're going to talk about.

Mention her ass. Guys, the ass is something out of this world. It is. It is unbelievable. It is beautiful. The juiciest. The of this world. It is. It is unbelievable. It is beautiful. The juiciest. The juiciest. Jesus Christ, I need to start doing squats.

That's all I know. So, yeah, her ass was amazing. But I wasn't as focused. Once I got a good, good look at the juicy ass and I was like hot sex. Right. Did you pay attention to the game? Absolutely not. Okay.

What I was focused on was Serena's husband. He is so cute. Everybody had their heads a little turn left watching the game, and my head was cranked right so I could stare at her husband. We were a couple rows away from him. And the reason I was staring at him is because he was so supportive. Oh, my God. He was clapping and cheering.

It was the cutest thing i've ever seen like dude serena would make a shot score get a point shoot a hoop so yeah serena would get a point uh-huh and everyone would literally you could see it everyone just goes and looks at her husband to see his reaction the thing is i want to bring up though is getting a little deep here is i couldn't help but be sitting there sophia and really hope that one day you and i can find husbands that show us that same level of support towards us in our job in our career do you know what i mean like i want that for us we deserve that we need to find those men i hear what you're saying me too and i said it the thing is it is she's shaking being supportive for serena i do believe is a little different than being supportive in our career you think you think

what our husband's gonna say uh get in there sweetie get into that studio and fucking talk about all the dicks you took down this past weekend i mean that's actually really fucking true all right all right get in there. Talk about all the guys you fucked. I'm like, oh. It's actually kind of sad. It's actually, I guess all we can have in this life is each other. Yeah. Yeah, no man.

Guys, this is just a pit stop. This isn't the final career for us. Sophia and I have philanthropic plans. Yes. We plan on doing things. We plan on giving every person a Roman swipe that needs one. We plan on being household names. We will soon become something that you can talk about at a family dinner.

We just need a moment. We're going to get there. Just give us a second. A year, two years, 10, 20. Holy fuck. The other thing that happened just really quickly. I'm sitting at the u.s open i'm looking at the people across from me not the game i fuck you're supposed to be watching the game right and i make eye contact with this girl and it was like this indescribable magnetic force

i know it sounds so stupid i'm being dead serious i'm being serious like and i realized in that moment i was a lesbian yes okay what happened and um i make eye contact with her and she waves and i'm like this is fucking daddy gang i didn't know who she was i've never seen her in my life i have have no clue what the fuck. And we just automatically instantly have that daddy gang connection. And she put both hands up after she waved and I waved back to give me like the heart. And I'm like, we need a fucking sign. Dude. Like a daddy, a gang sign for daddy gang.

Okay. Like also like low key when you say it like that. It's so cool that we are like in a gang guys who when they were younger would like throw up the bloods in the cribs with their fingers okay that's not right that was the whitest thing i've ever seen okay fuck off let's just move past that i'll probably edit that one out um but that is such a good point daddy gang listen the fuck up yeah sophia and i need your help we do need your help sophia and i have been talking about this for a while it's like we should have just an overall sign that the daddy gang throws up for pictures, but also in person.

Right. Throw this up and someone throws it back. You're like, no, yeah, daddy game. Yes. So guys, I think the only way to do this, because I'm not going to sit here and fucking make a fool of myself trying to come up with some like finger shit. If you guys can take a picture of your fingers and what you guys think that we should as what are you throw up yes what is our new gang sign what's the gang sign bitches guys let's figure it out dms pictures because we are not artistic or creative in that

way yeah i agree no oh my god we're actually gonna start this episode talking about sex we know you guys always fast forward to get to the sex part at the end but this week we're just like why do we even waste our time i know like i didn't fucking fast forward through 45 minutes of content i'm like oh oh i thought oh i wanted to hear about okay anyway so sex yeah sex sexual all right we are gonna talk about the amount of time you wait in between fucks with different people a lot of people aren't even that fortunate to have that many fucks so so really the people we're talking to you guys are savages that you're pulling this many bodies so first and foremost a congratulation round of applause the roster is hefty hefty hefty i'm going to say i think what the most common scenario is in the same day is when the girl sleeps over

and you guys wake up next to each other you have your morning wood and there's a girl lying next to you so you fuck her inside of her stick it usually she knows about it and she's on board or she's asleep and things happen that you know you can't control it was hard there was a hole you needed to go she consented she straight up said i would like you to penetrate me okay anyways you fuck the girl in the morning yep she goes home and then you have a date later that night and you fuck another girl and let me just clarify it's not people are like oh yeah girls have a problem with it and guys don't give a fuck no no no no alex and i reached out to guys and girls and i had plenty of guys respond to me saying like

that they actually feel like shit after and i had plenty of girls be to me saying like that they actually feel like shit after. And I had plenty of girls be like, I like it when I have three different cums on me. She's like, call me the cum rag, the cum rag of the century. I am that bitch. I'm like, not one person fucking said that. Not one person. But you get what I'm saying. So guys, I'm going to just get right into it and tell you exactly what Milf Hunter said, which I'm sure most of you can assume that he doesn't feel like a monster. He feels like a king. But let me read you. I'm just going to read you verbatim his text

messages. I asked him about it and he said, the rush and thrill. Okay. I already am like, um, a fucking multiple girls in 24 hours. It's very fun. It's like making a big play on the field. It's extremely respected in toxic male culture. Um, but he said when I was in school, I would literally sign in two different girls within 20 minutes of one leaving. And like the dude at the front desk would try not to laugh as like the other one gets signed in.

And he said, but okay. Okay. So that's just okay. Like you don don't need a you don't need a break i asked him like could you just like i don't know an hour break you want to rinse off right okay that's what he said i make a rule for myself that i need to shower first and thoroughly clean my room before i fuck the next girl what a stand-up stand up to the nine respectable man. And then he said, however, everybody listen up. Okay. Some guys, a lot of his friends, he said, do not shower. And it is known, it is known in the male community that he's, as he put it, slinging dirty dick. Or guys will go to like the dining hall or meet up with the boys and he will

brag that he had let's say kelsey taste lauren's pussy because he had kelsey suck his dick after he fucked her and he didn't shower and therefore here is fucking kelsey tasting lauren's pussy kelsey you tasting lauren's pussy and slinging dirty dick i mean the vocabulary in this podcast it is also does milf hunter have full-blown sociopathic tendencies absolutely okay yes to be confirmed he is a sociopath okay no i'm just kidding but um he did say though i have had i have fucked a girl and not showered and got an unexpected new pussy thrown at me a few hours later so i just ended up wearing a condom so basically like it's a little raincoat to protect you from that extra cum that's out there like his dick is a little still you know slimy from lauren's pussy juice and so he's gonna throw in

a comment just to be a little respectful to this new bianca bitch who's about to get railed and he's like i know you don't want to have la's pussy juice inside of you Kelsey tasted Lauren's pussy and then Bianca got fucked after Lauren got why do I feel as if I would be able to tell if there was like another girl no you couldn't no I'm dead serious only if you sucked his dick no that's what I'm saying oh if you were sucking a dick a little dirty dog no wouldn't you kind of be able to tell yeah i could probably tell if that thing was a little nasty up you got a little because it's like a specific smell yeah i mean if you taste your own cum girls like we tell you to to put your fingers in there you know what cum tastes like from a girl's vagina you should

definitely be able to tell if it was on that ding-a-lang-dack-dack okay hello okay i think the main thing is you just should wear a condom i my question is this is from someone who hasn't worn a condom since fucking ages 1999 i was seven years old that's not true okay the other thing i want to say okay i reached out to a guy and asked him if he's ever done this. He told me he felt like a monster. Oh. He told me that he actually felt super, super gross and did not like it at all. Wow. And this is coming from a guy.

So like a man with a heart. Right. This points to that's a man you marry, okay? A man that's like, I just really felt like a monster. Meanwhile, Milf Hunter over here and the other two guys i fucking ask and they're having a threesome they don't even know it dude those men are sociopathic and feel okay about it okay i keep going i want to this is what i found extremely interesting from this guy's answer okay he said it made him hate both of the girls he was grossed out by the girls when he did this and ended up fucking hating them oh as i'm just he found them repulsive right as if they were supposed to know what that they were the second fuck of the day how the fuck were they supposed to know

that he already fucked someone earlier right i'm sure they would be grossed out as well sir i'm sure they would be horrified to find out they were the second or third or fourth fuck of the day yeah i would definitely feel a little disgusted i probably would be mortified i probably would fucking not be down so never mind sorry sofia the guy's not fucking marriage material he's a self-loathing pig uh trash men are trash now girls girls if you're thinking girls don't do this people they absolutely do yeah men underestimate women i think men would never expect girls to be double dipping. But really, I would argue we may be worse than men sometimes because of how underestimated we are. There's no

way that they're going to go fuck many men today. Oh, sweetheart, you're the third of the day. Sit down. Take a seat, bubba. No, you're the third. Yeah, it's's true my teammate actually on the soccer team in college she literally the fucking soccer the soccer players whores i tell you no but she literally thrived in double dipping she would make it like a weekend hobby she would set goals for herself she fucking loved it she'd come in and she'd give herself a little pat on the back and be like i took down two the more the merrier the more the merrier merry christmas and a happy two fucks a day kind of vibe do you know what i mean yeah and i mean girls can get away with it better because their recovery time is so much fucking shorter

a girl can get fucked a girl can have sexual intercourse make love back to back to back to back to back to back and like keep going oh yeah and like okay her pussy might get like a little sore yeah but it's not like the wiener where it needs to go downtown for a minute and regain its strength to get back uptown do you know what i mean downtown to go uptown girls that's what we're saying is you really have the advantage here when it comes to double dipping you can fuck this is the thing guys are so fucking stupid they wouldn't expect this you can show up to your dick appointment your second dick appointment of the day you got a little bit of cum in your hair all right and he asked baby what's in your hair and you look at him and you tell him sweetheart it's my leave-in conditioner it's a goddamn hair mask yes okay it's a hair mask relax yeah i

had split ends you mind your business well it is semen from round 130 minutes ago you fucking show up you know um this is a good one you know when you get come on please don't ask me that like of course that directly stop and expect me to answer. You know, you get come on specifically, say, the stomach or the tits and come is a very lovely substance. It leaves like the cum flake clings on to the body. Right. And so the cum clings on and it kind of leaves flakes if you don't wash it off. So, girls, if you go to your second dick appointment of the day and you happen to have the cum flakes and he's like baby why are you peeling it's winter you come up with some stupid excuse you went to fucking suntopia down the street you got yourself

a fucking is that a tanning salon i don't know you see that but you get what i'm saying you just lie oh i'm going to a tanning salon and he's like what well why aren't you tan you're pale as shit but you flakes you're, shut the fuck up. Eczema. I deal with that shit all the time. Guys are so dumb. He'll be like, oh, shit. He's like, you have literally one line of eczema. Just be like, I'm on my period.

And he's like, oh, immediately stops asking questions. Like, get the fuck out. Wow. Guys are dumb as fuck. Cum flakes. Cum flakes. I don't think we've ever talked about cum flakes. Me either.

They're cute. It's like snowflakes. Each one's unique. Merry Christmas. OK, Alex. talked about come please either they're cute like snowflakes each one's unique merry christmas okay alex we need to address the girls that actually get emotionally upset with themselves when they take two dicks in one day when they fuck you know two guys three guys seven guys in one day one hour had a train ran i just can't imagine getting upset at such a but there are yeah exactly but there are girls that get upset when they find themselves in this position yeah listen girls

obviously we joke but we didn't forget about all of you out there with souls and hearts and feelings and consciousness girls they sometimes will feel less than or slutty or sometimes girls are like freaked out that they added to their body count. And it's like, girls, these are all just societal fucking standards that are set upon us that we forget about them. Do whatever you want. You're horny. But I think if you're single and you have multiple partners and you're fucking around, really what it comes down to is knowing yourself and knowing if it's going to fuck with your moral compass. If you don't care and you're just in that stage of your life where you're fucking around really what it comes down to is knowing yourself and knowing if it's going

to fuck with your moral compass if you don't care and you're just in that stage of your life where you're trying to fuck around then fucking go for it but i do think be careful especially girls because obviously we're a little bit more emotional know yourself and don't force it i'm just i'm sitting here and i'm like have i done this sweetheart you have absolutely because i've sat in the morning and watched one leave and one come in and i've been like god damn it she's got stamina she's got stamina that's my girl that's my girl i make you a quick little egg before you get those literally the guys like fucking pass each other and they're like this is not happening that's amazing you want you want to

feel a guy you want to make a guy feel insecure have him fucking pass another guy in the hallway when he's leaving your little fuck session that is a good one i'm not i don't think i've done same day i've done back to back days okay yeah yep yep and i want to give my two cents but i don't think it's fair because i was absolutely cheating when i did it so i was just gonna feel like a monster regardless okay but yeah you kept doing it it seems like that's a very common thing right so like you were gonna feel guilty because you're fucking someone other than your boyfriend regardless well did you go home and fuck your boyfriend after you got fucked by a different guy yeah because i didn't want him to think there was something up you literally like babe i just need to shower and he's like no i'm so horny you need to fuck me now and you're like comes literally

dripping down your like no i promise you you want me to shower he's like no i like you dirty you're like you don't like this type of dirty sweetheart trust me yeah okay you piece of shit um i've never done that. Feeling good. Feeling good. Okay. Well, let's talk about that. Yeah. I think if you're cheating, you got to be.

Maybe give it. Like, I think, you know what? Here it is. Just for the moral. Just to show that partner you're cheating on a lot of respect. More respect. I would say give it like not the same day. I don't think you should do same day.

I agree with that i think that there needs to be enough time okay for there to be some drainage of the cum definitely unless you want to just go directly into it and just be like i'm so wet so wet pussy juice fucking cum and semen same shit that's oh fuck yo that's like a guy's worst nightmare he's like fuck baby you're so wet and you're like oh more like he fucking finished right in my cream pie let's go hello fucking extra lube i guess we got we're fucking with two male semen it sounds like you've definitely personally felt that equation go through your mind multiple times multiple times and i respect it sophia i think what would freak me out the most is not knowing who the baby daddy would be yeah also

girls i mean ask for that abortion money that is some that is a money-making business right there is this segment really fucked up i mean girls that is that is three opportunities to ask for what 900 bucks 600 bucks how much is one and you ask each one of them you ask each one for some abortion money fuck asking for that plan b money. 50 bucks. No. 800 buck a pop. 800 a pop. You're going home with $2,400. I think it's worth it. I mean. That's more than maybe a prostitute.

Absolutely. So you fuck three. You get three paychecks. And you're Gucci. And you're not pregnant. Hopefully. I mean. Business plan.

Business strategy. Business opportunities. checks and you're gucci and you're not pregnant hopefully i mean business plan business strategy business opportunities i can't believe that we've told girls about the plan b thing and we never even thought fuck the plan b get the pregnancy and i mean how easy is it to get a picture of a fake pregnancy oh my god i mean i can do it with my eyes photoshop let's go easy peasy we sound psycho all the negative nancy's ready to slide into our dms we are not saying we are for or against abortion absolutely not we are just saying that we are for women who are the future business leaders of america and that's it i really didn't know where you were going there all i know you're right sofia that statement really just put us where we need to be feminists out there i know you're not usually proud but i think they all just sit up and they clap finally they're joining us guys thank you

for coming to our dead doc go fuck fuck freely so daddy gang wow this segment this hurts this really hurts i didn't think it would get to this point either um so i i this is sophia speaking i have been blocked this is alex speaking alex has been also been blocked and call her daddy has been blocked as well by someone that i'm not gonna lie i think we least expected it to come from this person we thought that maybe there was some some type of connection there yeah um but they blocked us and so we asked them to come here today to talk to us about why they blocked us introducing come on in talk to us hey guys it's me baby alessi fresh off of a dick appointment hi alessi why did you block us? Guys. Guys? Guys?

Oh, my God. Guys, the baby fucking blocked us. Hold on. Okay. Hold the fuck on. The fuck on. The baby blocked us. Not the mom.

Nope. Not the dad. The baby. The fucking baby. The baby. Number one, where's the loyalty? Oh, fuck. Right? No, I'm being dead serious. Where's the loyalty oh fuck right no i'm being dead serious

where is the loyalty you're right if you block someone i'm blocking them too the fact that this baby baby alessi alesso aless ho oh like that one aless ho should not be calling a baby if you guys don't know what we're talking about quickly this is the baby um the baby alessi loyan dick dyke um from the bachelor they made their child a baby account but apparently the baby made it herself and the baby writes her own captions right so is the mom so in character that at this point that she's like honestly that's alessi's decision. And if Alessi wants to block you girls, then that's what Alessi wants to do. She's growing up. She's got to make her own choices. And until she asks the family to get involved, this one's in her court.

We're going to stand by whatever she wants. This is between you and Alessi. We're like, you're writing her captions. No, you blocked us on your third account. Dude. So the baby blocked us. So guys, just bear with us. It's a little harder for us now to see baby Alessi.

I want to pull up the fucking caption on the latest post, but I have to go on to my fake account. Making things harder for us, Alessi. You hear that, Lauren, Alessessi ari the three of you hear me hear me i'll just get on my fake account yeah here we go let me just pull this up so the update is the baby is doing brand deals at four months old okay she is getting paid to post on instagram a true child fucking prodigy, like I've said before. Guys, you know, to me, Sophia, that seems very consensual. It seems like she's fully aware of what's going on at four months old.

Daddy gang, please, for the love of God, please go look at the post on July 18th. This baby looks some type of fucked up. Dude, this is one of those things that you can put the song in the arms of the angel. This kid is getting fucked over. How classy. Alessi is literally like, I cannot put up with this fucking abuse any longer. I can't handle one more flash in my face.

She knows a brand deal is on its fucking way and she's fucking pissed. She's more than fine. Not again, just let me sleep. They're like, one more fucking deal, Alessia, and say swipe up. And they like put her- Swipe up.

To her first words. Her first words are literally gonna be swipe up. Swipe up. Swipe up. Not mommy, not daddy. Come on, baby, swipe up. Swipe mommy not daddy come on baby swipe up swipe up child abuse dude this family needs to go look look at her eyes in the post let me please read her most recent caption this week i found my outside voice and man it's been fun whenever i want something i just scream and they love it i've also been testing fucking easy really is she in my mouth

maybe okay maybe baby lessee is like a straight savage no i you know what she may be in the making she may be she may not be i have so many fucking inappropriate comments i could make to that the mouth and the taking things in her mouth i'm not even i'm not even gonna go there that's a very interesting caption thanks for reading that let's move on let's do another one because i'm gonna get arrested if i make comments that one all right here's another one hey slut dude he did not say that the baby did not say that. The baby did not say that. I apologize. Okay, okay, okay.

You're ready, ready. Did someone say Vegas? No. Headed on a road trip and I'm wearing this cute outfit to celebrate. Vegas, baby. Yo. What? The baby is going to Las Vegasgas ah that's really about right lauren that sounds really safe

so your baby's gonna have a fucking gambling problem and be a crazy horse watching some girls strip and get pussy juice all over her and be drinking vodka sodas and doing lines of fucking coke in the bath. Baby Alessi's like, mom, that tastes a little bit different than milk. Yeah, that's cum. That's that stripper's cum on your forehead. Dude, what are these parents? They try so hard to really make this shit believable.

Like, what are they dressing the baby in on his way to bed? Some Louboutins. Oh, my God. A little stripper dress. You know Alessi is fucking decked out in some clip-in hair extensions. No, no, they're not clip-ins. They're tapes because they have to tape to her bald head. Because she doesn't have hair.

A wig. They put a little wig on baby Alessi. It's just, I don't know. Dude, you know she's got the huge hoops. A 100%. Stripper dress her diapers kind of sagging out but like that's the look and the wig and makeup on actual abuse dude kick them the fuck off i'm so excited and the saddest fucking thing is now that the daddy gang is on board

about this shit every fucking day i'm getting new dms more bachelor couples are starting the baby more people are doing it and it's like and listen our loyalty is baby alessi because now that i know the kids being held hostage i just want to promote this even more but there's other baby accounts we could always read but baby alessi is just too good it was like that jade and tanner couple oh yeah i saw that yeah they started every fucking one of course the bachelor nation must be stopped i should be fucking baby alessi for halloween oh oh my god and i'll be the mother oh my god and you could take me around in a fucking stroller and i will do the voice all night long all you won't hear me even break character what dude that's like kind of amazing well we can do

a couple we'll do one as us for holly and then the next night you should be baby alessi and i'll be her oh because i have the blonde hair i'll look like her and we'll tag them boom done god we are just giving these people promotion left and right you're welcome lauren yeah okay so there is this phenomenon where instagram girls self-proclaimed models are putting these two brands in their bio okay one being co-watches watches and two being bang energy energy and you've all seen the videos it's a clickbaity thumbnail it's like a girl's ass and then you see and she picks up the bang energy and she clips it open and she drinks it and she walks and she's all sexy the bang energy is the most disgraceful thing i've ever fucking seen guys it makes me embarrassed it is i'm embarrassed for them and then no amount of money could you you pay me to walk around with that

thing next to my butt my butthole and pretend i like drinking it and then the co-watches listen i'm not trying to throw shade but here's the shade they are the are so ugly where are we told to like not completely trash brands on here? Yeah, but we're, we're, we're going to be honest. I'm sorry. I would rather not have a brand deal than be fucking honest with the daddy gang. I'm not going to work for the brand. No, that I think is ugly.

Yes. So daddy gang, um, co-watches. I have seen so many girls in LA have co-watches in their bio and they take pictures with these watches. And the funny thing is is is i have seen these girls out in la they're partying uh-huh and they're wearing rolexes yeah they have full-blown rolexes on and you'll watch them at these parties take off their rolex pull out a co-watch on the co-watches are probably the snap off do you remember that sounds good you snap on your co-watch yeah you flex and

you take your picture pretending that you're out at the club wearing the co-watch right you see these insta models rip that thing off and throw it in the garbage throw it behind their head and fucking put the rolex back on and pretend it never happened come on it's a cinder block on their forearm and it's just like come on you see a girl and she's wearing the cutest outfit and has this fucking neon orange ginormous plastic thing and i'm like she literally put that on for the photo and then threw it in the trash threw it yeah so i just wanted to point that out because listen i understand that because i will probably get some shit from this from the people that are so straight edge and have those sticks up their butts but like i understand

that instagram people have to make money yeah this bang energy and co-watch combination this little combo we got going on needs to stop i think that bang energy is fucking worse. I do too. Nobody. I'm saying it right here right now. Nobody. Nobody drinks bang energy. Nobody goes into the gas station. I don't even know if you can purchase them there and purchases a bang energy drink. It's not a thing.

It's not a thing. No. I will pay someone $10,000. You're hearing it now. Okay. I will pay someone $10,000 if they catch someone in the wild wearing a co-watch and drinking a bang energy and it's not for an Instagram post. It's because they actually want to out of their own heart. Yeah.

Okay. You're so right. You're so right. Now every single person is going to fucking send. Yeah, well, don't worry. Yeah. Okay. You're so right. Now every single person's going to fucking send, like, go buy one and send me a picture. Sorry, guys. But Sophia doesn't have $10,000 to get anyone. So, sorry.

If you want a dollar, yeah. That's very true. She's got that for you. I have 10,000 doll hairs. Doll hairs. But it's just not a thing. It's not a thing. Nope.

And the videos. The videos. The videos that girls make. It's like they look in the camera and they're like, oh. Their clits are hanging out. Clits are hanging out. Bathing suit. Nipple areola.

And always, they never put that drink in the thumbnail because they want you to think it's a girl walking on the beach and then all of a sudden the fucking bang energy drink comes out of nowhere and you're like, no! I thought it was going to be a hot video of her on the fucking beach wagging her clit. Guys, I just want to let everyone know we do know the anatomy of a vagina we do understand that clits don't wag like a dog's tail they can't fall to the ground we do understand that oh but look at the people like kind of like a lessies in pain

look at their eyes really when they're drinking you can see the disdain the struggle you can see the struggle you know right after you never fully see them gulp because it comes right back out they cut and they spit they literally taste it and they're like this is burning my esophagus guys at the end of the day a bang makes you a spitter and we do not like spitters we like swallowers so okay oh he's gotta refer to sex all right so yeah sorry about that little rant i just had to get that off my chest been thinking about for a while i'm gonna put co-watches in my bio me too half hurricane half co-watches you're gonna be like what when you are a crazy bitch which hello hello which we are when you're a crazy bitch, which we are, when you're a crazy bitch, you have this thing

called a multiple personality wheel and it comes into play specifically when you're fighting with your man. Now hear me out. Okay. When we see one of our tactics is not working on a man in the middle of a fight. At the drop of a hat. We switch. working on a man in the middle of a fight at the drop of a hat we switch so for example if i'm being crazy screaming angry and like that's not working yeah maybe i gotta drop my panties and i

gotta go now sex on slut mode on him that is literally what girls turn into when they're having a fight with their man it is so fucking true i live this every day I live this every fucking day it's like you decide what type of bitch you gotta be like you could be the sad bitch you could be the angry bitch the silent treatment bitch slutty bitch slutty bitch the manipulative bitch the cute bitch exactly right I hope everyone understands what we're saying I I have 700 stories that can demonstrate this i'm so proud i'm thinking of one this probably isn't even one of my crazier moments but here i go give it to us this is when i was about 24 25 24 living getting it so i was an, which makes this story really fucking sad. But I will say I have grown since then. Really a new person.

This is when I was a caterpillar. I've now become a butterfly. All right. Go ahead. So I was, as most of the stories start, I was intoxicated. Classic. Heavily, heavily. Black out, to be sure.

Not black. Maybe brown. Brown brown like in and out kind of i'm kind of there at the party i'm kind of not love that in and out of consciousness gotta love that alex are like dancing god love that brown outs are the best i was probably on other things as well but we don't need to get into that it No, classic Sophia. It doesn't matter. No. I'm with my boyfriend at the time. Ooh. We go to Wendy's. Little drunk meal.

Yes. Great. We go home. I am sitting there as he's yelling at me at this point, and I look up at his stupid little fucking wormy face. Okay. What were you fighting about? Can I ask?

No idea. No idea. Alex, please stop interrupting my story you're making me look bad i was upset that's all that matters right sorry sorry okay in that moment i decided to take matters into my own hands as you always do and i proceeded to grab my chicken sandwich and i chucked it in his general direction okay and by general direction I mean his fucking face okay okay glad to clarify I threw the chicken out his face this is what I like to call a true crime of passion people what it's starting to sound

like a fucking law and order episode a true crime of passion the mick chicken had to go and to go on his face and it was the only one i go up he runs he screams in my face he did not like the chicken he did not like that mayo drip no so he goes up to his room locks the door behind him little boy that fucking sucks when that happens number one because you can't get in the room turns his phone off so i can't get a hold of him on his phone immature and i am standing there and i decide what type of bitch are we gonna be today what bitch are we gonna what personality am i gonna morph into you can't be slutty because you decide how you're gonna start right because you can't be slutty no because he can't see you

and he doesn't have his phone on so you can't facetime and be naked so what do you which bitch do you choose a lot of times i start off with angry bitch i think a lot of girls of course yeah i agree with that okay that's like an easy one to start off with. Right. I'm knocking on the door. I'm like, let me in. Come on. It was a joke.

It's a chicken sandwich. Like, relax. Right. Not a big deal. Right. That wasn't working. Okay. So I switched.

Oh. And I switched to psych ward level bitch. That's my girl. And the reason, and the reason why is I think a lot of times what pushes me to act crazy bitch is when I cannot get in contact with that person. You don't like being blocked virtually or physically. No,

when guys block me, that really like trigger. That's a big trigger. Okay. Good to know. i start i'm never gonna lock my psycho okay i am like i have a sharpie and i wrote cunt all over the walls in your kitchen i called the police they're on their way right i'm gonna give myself a black eye eye and fling myself down the stairs and tell the police that it was you. It was you. If you don't open the fucking door. Right.

So then that wasn't working. Right. Oh, he didn't succumb to that. He didn't. Wow. Oh, he's strong. So he really kind of knew you, though. This was like our third year of dating.

OK, so he knew. He's like, go ahead. Call the police, Sophia. You won't. You won't, bitch. He's like, you already have a record of the police station. Go ahead. Punch yourself in the in the face i dare you that'd be good for you okay so yeah um i i turned into my third personality third personality which was silent

treatment bitch oh i let i leave him alone for like an hour oh i'm like he's gonna come out of his fucking room did he not come out men i think there was football on he was about to sit in that fucking room for the next three weeks if he needed to the silent treatment wasn't working so that gets me to the final bitch which is the cute bitch oh i wasn't expecting that no this one's a very interesting one this isn't one i usually pull out yeah me either he couldn't see, so I couldn't do the slutty bitch. That's the worst. His phone was turned off. I couldn't send him a picture of my tits. Right. Your clitoris. Nothing. Nothing. Opportunities were lost. I tried to, you know,

put my clit underneath the door door but it wasn't long enough and then of course my nipple wouldn't reach either nipple issue for sure so the only body part that was going to fit underneath this door were my hands like my fingers okay so i'm like this is the only way that i that i know for certain he cannot not see me right you know because as far as i was concerned he had his fucking headphones and he couldn't even hear me great point so i play a song on my phone okay it was probably like our song who knows a song we love who fucking knows and i stick my hands underneath the door my fingers underneath the door and i'm like moving them in a way that they're like swaying and dancing with the music

okay that's this sounds very strange very bizarre but it was your thing desperate time and you end up doing things that you weren't planning the fact that you were on the ground very bizarre, but it was your thing. Desperate time. Yeah. And you end up doing things that you weren't planning on the fact that you were on the ground, reaching under a door with your fingers, creating a little dance. And I, and I also put a little tiny note underneath the door. That was really cute.

Oh, so cute. Like I dotted my eyes with a heart. I was like, Oh, he'll take it back. I was like, forget that domestic violence accusation,

baby. I love you. It domestic violence accusation baby. Baby a little mayo. It's only gonna make us stronger. Yes what's a little chicken to the face baby. I'll give you this pussy later. Right. Right. So um and he loved it. He thought it was the cutest fucking thing. He took a video

that I can post potentially. I'll ask him for it. He's gonna be like be like you i got you out of my life why are you texting me like i just need the video fingers and he's like jesus christ yeah but it's worth it to show the daddy game because this should actually happen yes it actually happened so let me just break that down i went from angry bitch right to crazy bitch to silent treatment bitch to cute bitch that's four personalities you're a very all taken on woman you bring a lot to the table you're willing to really go above and beyond in order to get what you want and i think that's very interesting the fact that you attempted the clit

under the door really stands out to me um okay so can you clarify though just so everyone can understand sophia how do you in moments like this know when to decide to switch the personality in these situations it's a pretty good question it's kind of really up to him. That's true. Because if he's not cooperating, oh boy. Oh, sweetheart. He is about to see every goddamn personality, the whole gang. The whole fucking gang is here, people. The whole family, the whole wheel of personalities shooting out at you. Which one are you getting in now, big boy?

Dude, it's true. I've had it where I start super innocent like the crying part and you try to make them feel super bad for you and then the crying and the sad is really not fucking doing it and like he's not getting teary-eyed either and like his heart is a little cold and i realized that coldness and i said okay so you want to really ramp it up here i'm now going to become so fucking psycho you're going to be scared and you're going to wish that you responded to the sad a Alex because now the crazy Alex The psych ward Alex the writing

Cunt all over the walls Alex that's who you're getting That's who's coming out and that's who Will be here for the next hour and it's also Interesting how You decide which One you're going to start with Because that also you know that's going to like Determine the trajectory

Of the personality it's like Because normally you think that's going to like determine the trajectory of the personality. It's like, cause normally you think you're going to start with angry, but if I really fuck up, I'm going to start with forgiving like Q and Q bitch. And I'm going to be like, I am so sorry. I love you more than anything. Please forgive me. Blah, blah, blah. And when I see that's not working, I quickly flip it and I will become angry, bitch. And I'll be like, I'll be like, what else can I do?

That's all I can do. I told you. I'm sorry. Why can't you fucking forgive me? What the fuck? And then you go incredible Hulk. And then after the incredible Hulk and as he's starting to see the fear of God enter your eyes, all of a sudden you turn slutty because you've

got him where you want him if you see that little twinkle in his eyes like okay this bitch is a little insane but i love her that's where all of a sudden your titties come out your clit comes out and you are riding i will say i will say i do think guys get sexually aroused when they see the crazy so it's really smart to follow the crazy bitch up with the slutty bitch i agree with that i've had a lot of success with that with that little combo i love no i love how none of the bitches or personalities are like and then you go calm cool and collected bitch rational bitch we're like reasonable we're like reasonable bitch those are that's not even like cute and cute really technically is manipulative yeah it's manipulative you are manipulative bitchy there's no normal

right so girls moral of the story is embrace all of those different characteristics within you embrace them all gotta catch them all get to know each personality. Get comfortable with them. Choose your lineup. Lineup. Know what is your strongest go-to. Are you really good at slutty bitch? Or is psych ward bitch like that bitch for you? Right.

Know your strengths. Right. Know your strengths. And men, this will honestly ensure that you never get fucking bored. It's like that meme. I'm pretty sure there's a meme floating around. You will never get bored because you are essentially dating 12 different women and your lucky man right there.

Every day he gets a different bitch. Who do you want to fuck tonight? Literally, there's no need to cheat. You have literally seven different is standing in front of you at your fingertips terrifying yes but amazing yeah take advantage do we have mental problems people are like so i'm gonna click out of this podcast can't relate guys just stick with us a little longer stick with us we promise this shit works jesus christ all right hello it's sophia and the broom the girl that used to be a broom i don't know if you guys have heard this story before but

people used to confuse alex with a broom we'd be at home depot they'd pick her up throw her in their shopping cart she looked like she had been fucking electrocuted all right questions of the week questions of the week questions of the week of the week all right guys let's get after it questions of the week my ex still has feelings for me like still drops the l word i have not one ounce of feelings toward him but i haven't had sex in a while i live in a small town and i don't want to be the girl that gets around so i'm wondering is it fucked up to fuck my ex even if he still wants me and i don't want him back i've used the whole i'm not at a place to have a relationship right now it's

just not something i'm ready for excuse when i broke up with him we've gone to lunch and he brings me coffee at work but i constantly shut him down in a relationship aspect is it too far to just want to fuck him is that not fair oh this is such a great question this is the thing i get where you're coming from because i've done this before you don't want to catch a new body so you go and you fuck an old body that you've already fucked because you're like there we go i don't have to add another to my goddamn resume my repertoire my roster you know the issue is feeling you are stringing this person along yeah it doesn't sound like she's gonna catch feelings no and she's gonna give him false hope but i it does sound like she's going to catch feelings. No. And she's going to give him false hope. But it does sound like she's been pretty clear. Like she doesn't want anything.

If I were you and I would be just straight up with him and be like, listen, I am so down to have fun sex and casual sex, but I need to let you know that in no way is this going to become a relationship ever again, or at least for a very long time. So like if you're okay emotionally with us having a fun physical relationship i'm down but i don't want to hurt you and then if he's like well if he's still down and also you could make sure you say to him like and also i just want to make it very clear this is not me playing any games and trying to play hard to get like i am literally not interested in having a relationship i am literally repulsed by you i just want you also put a paper bag over your head when we fuck yeah and then if he says yes and that's his fault if he gets feelings again then you just fucking okay i was gonna say

people don't want to hear this but that is on him it is if he's gonna be the idiot who's like oh fucking perfect like i can get her back maybe she'll fall in love again yeah sorry and also he's gonna be depressed either way yeah so whether whether you're not fucking him or whether you are fucking him and stringing him along that's a good point either way so just fucking while he's upset the lesser of two evils whatever that is for you oh my god okay okay all right all right this one's a little different. Oh, I like different. But I want to just, I want to throw in a little spice. Spice her up.

Okay, guys. A little sriracha sauce. Hi, daddies. Let's talk about rappers. So my friends and I went through a phase where we would spend a lot of time as little groupies. Yup, I said it. And we would often end up at Tyga's. Yes, Rack City.

Tyga's. at it and we would often end up at taiga's yes rack city taiga's my best friend started casually hooking up with him every time he would hang out we were at school the next day yes we were in high school shut the fuck up and we went into the bathroom and my friend started freaking out and told me she felt something up there she puts her fingers in her vagina and pulls out taiga's leftover condom that fell out inside of her the night before thought you'd enjoy that little story uh i'm definitely gonna fucking post this on instagram and at taiga at taiga i think he should be a little dirty nasty um high school so number one that was my main concern is like the high school thing. Right. Because the oldest you can be in high school is usually 17. Right. So that's just like a very.

So I hope that this is when Tyga was also 17. I'm just going to put it that way. And I'm sure knowing Tyga, he was 17. Okay. A good stand up man. Also, I hope that this girl put the condom in like a little plastic baggie and like sold it on ebay or she like put the cum back up inside of her and like got pregnant brilliant right oh wow get that cash that's fucking smart fuck ebay yeah be like i'm pregnant right also

if the condom is falling out inside of her i know i know that it doesn't necessarily mean this right but can we assume that tyga's penis is below average i think it went swimming in the pussy because i just couldn't i'm just saying the condom fell off of tyga's penis. So I think, you know, we can speculate. We can speculate. Oh, I feel like a spy here. A little investigation station. We're just fucking demolishing Tyga's reputation. Tyga's fucking young girl.

He likes girls that are underage. He has a tiny penis. Pencil dick, if you will. Yes. Very interesting, Tyga. We're on to you. We're on to you. Rack city, bitch.

Rack, rack city, bitch. Oh, we are so fucking white. Never again. This girl wrote in, how do I say no to having sex with a guy? I know this sounds so stupid, but whenever I start hooking up with a guy I like and he initiates sex, I want to say no so we can take it slow and for him to take me seriously. The problem is that in the moment he's always like why and i literally don't know what to say because i feel like if i said that i wanted

to take things slow he'd be scared off and assume i'm trying to make him my boyfriend which most of the time isn't the case i want to have fun but i'm not trying to be someone's sex toy how do i do this i feel so stupid for asking but i've never known what to say please help girlfriend this isn't right but just right off the top of my head you're on your period okay yeah i actually remember there was a guy at my college whenever a girl would say she's on her period he would be like prove it oh and make her you show the tampon well okay if you're dating a guy like that you should leave yeah but okay if i were you another way you can do it, and I've done this a lot, is I understand what you're saying.

You're nervous to come off like, oh my God, I want to wait. I want to take it slow. No, that's not how you phrase it. What you do in a joking way, you laugh and you kind of like push him back a little bit and you're like, relax. We just met. And like you laugh as if like, bitch, the fact that you think you could even get this pussy in our first hangout, like you're out of your mind. Like you got to work

a little bit for it. That answer is perfect. Yeah. It's literally you push him away a little. You make him feel dumb. Yeah. You're like, yo. Psychology 101, you turn around on them. Yeah. And then literally you're like, why are you trying to fuck right away? But don't do it like that. Cause he's like, okay, you're making me sound rapey yeah she's like why are you touching me no but that was it's relaxed and then and then to make it unawkward you like laugh and giggle and then you'll be like your time will come and then you start making out with him again boom done he's gonna be like fuck all right now i have to work for this pussy you got this girlfriend yeah okay this is a story and it's pretty interesting and i'm low-key upset that we didn't think

of this. Wow. Okay. Hey, daddies. I want to tell you a crazy story about how far I will go for my girlfriends. These are girls. Sorry. Right.

Okay. I went on a girl's vacation in Europe and one of my friends had a boyfriend. That friend ended up getting blackout and sleeping over at a guy's house. Long story short, the guy fell in love with her because Europeans always do. If you're a six, go to Europe and sleeping over at a guy's house long story short the guy fell in love with her because europeans always do if you're a six go to europe and you'll be a 10 okay anyways when we got back to california the guy was trying to fly her out a couple days later she texted me and my two other friends asking how to go about this without her boyfriend finding out that she's about to go back across the country we come up with the idea to say that we're all going on a camping vacation at the cheapest place

we could find for a girl's weekend we end up taking off work and driving her to the airport and then continue on to camping in california we don't post anything on social media and we stay offline for four days it was the most oh. Oh. I just swallowed the bug. I just swallowed the bug. Wait, what? It's right here, dude. It just went in my mouth. It's right there.

No. No. Something. No. Something just went in my mouth. What in the actual fuck, dude? You just look like there's an exorcism. I swear it went in there.

Very interesting turn of events. Sorry, guys. Just a bug. We don't post anything on social media, and we stay offline for four days. It was the most boring time, but we took one for the team. I have never done this for any of my friends, and this is brilliant. These girls were willing to go offline, not post one thing on Instagram, not like anything. Okay, were they actually camping

but her their friend was back in europe but they still went camping all right um sorry you guys we're back You were just talking? You were just talking? No! All right. Sorry, you guys. We're back. Jesus fucking Christ. There's bugs going in our mouth. The fact, no, so the point is, is the girl went to Europe. Right. Back to see her side piece or potentially the love of her life.

Right. And her friends were actually at the camping trip. Okay. Initially, I was going to be like, why the fuck didn't the friends just go home after they dropped off? But the friends were so committed to the lie that they actually did the camping trip. And also just in case, what if they ran into him or what if someone saw them and they're like, what are you supposed to do?

And also they were trying to play it. She was trying to play it off for her family too. She wanted her family to believe. The lies and the lies and the lies. The friendship. The friendship. Is unbelievable. Unwavering unwavering and unsurmountable because i'm pretty sure if i asked you to stay off of social media for four days and go to you would tell me to fuck off that combined with camping camping me and

camping can you imagine no would you camp i mean i would camp but yeah these are i mean girls that is dedication that just took us nine hours to answer that because the bugs the exorcism the whole thing i fucking love those friends okay so i was 21 being single and crazy and just living my life i met this guy when we were drunk at a party and we ended up making a sex tape when we were drunk the next day i realized i didn't want anyone to see that ever and asked him to erase it he told me he did and i went on with my life cut to three years later i was in my room scrolling through porn hub clicked on a video and about 30 seconds in realized it was me in the video.

This motherfucker put that shit on YouTube three years ago when it had happened. Now my sex tape is on the internet forever. LOL. Fuck me. We've talked about this before. Post sex tape regret is a real fucking thing. And it's so scary because when you're in the moment with someone it seems so fun and then it's like and then it ends up on fucking porn hub and you're

a porn star sweetie add that to your resume there you go you didn't know you got 10k views okay dude we're gonna get in trouble because we're gonna be like how are you blaming on the girl oh obviously the guy obviously the guy doing that is so fucked and it was just a one night stand yes does she even know who the guy is and like i don't know i don't even think she remembers can you imagine oh with your vibrator in hand or dildo in hand you're ready to go to town on your pussy and masturbate and you're like like, oh, that's me. That's me getting fucked. That's me getting fucked by a guy that I don't even know. Wow. It's so crazy.

That is like the thing about sex tapes is you just got to wear a fucking mask. You really do. No, you know what? You got to put a ski mask on. That's crazy, girlfriend. I would try to find a way. Can you get that taken down? Or at least like get the proceeds of how much money you've made off of it.

Right? Yeah. Fucking. Might as well have a fat bank account. Absolutely. Your fucking pussy's on the internet. Woo. Damn, girl.

Woo. All right. Here we go. Mm-hmm. Ladies, I have been with my boyfriend for about two years now and everything is great. But for some reason, we can never do the reverse cowgirl correctly. And it always ends up hurting him. Is there a trick to make it work or something similar that we can try instead?

I thought this was very interesting because she said it was hurting him. The reverse cowgirl. And so the first thing that comes to me and i know this is probably not relevant to this but i think a lot of times if a guy has a smaller dick reverse cowgirl is almost impossible because it's like if you're trying to lean forward a little bit or go up a guy's dick naturally kind of angles up towards his face when he's laying down so for you to try to go in the opposite direction if he doesn't have a big dick yeah or at least average size that thing is falling out because the minute you try to go in the opposite direction it just plops down onto his belly yeah i think a really good position that is

a little less aggressive than him laying down is you can do this but with him sitting on a chair and have something in front of you that you can put your hands on to lean on that's like one of my favorite positions to do because your ass looks amazing. You're holding on to something for you of leverage, and you basically are just, you can bounce up and down or like grind, and he's sitting, not laying. So the angle is not as tough. Does that make sense?

Yeah, I have not had sex on a chair in forever. It's so hot. You should do that tonight. You're sitting on a chair. Do you want to come fuck me? Um, okay. Not even necessary. But yeah, girl, I hope that helps a little bit switch it up try the chair the title pinterest cheater okay i dated this guy for seven months and i noticed he had a pinterest

one day on his phone went to see what was on there a bunch of gaming cheats and workout shit but i accidentally clicked on messages and i find conversations with three girls one of which he fucked for sure when i read through these guys are sneaky shits never in a million years would have considered a pinterest messaging board if your boyfriend has pinterest he's cheating on you because in what world in what is he planning his wedding is he planning is he posting his fucking engagement ring is he planning your guys house his inspo his bedroom inspo bohemian decor are we going modern no no no no guy needs to go i love how she says gaming and workout shit it's a cover he. I need to go. I love how she says gaming and workout. No, it's a cover. He does not need to go on Pinterest to find out workout.

No, he doesn't. No, no, he doesn't. No, the fact that the Pinterest icon or app is on his phone equals cheating, equals cheating on cheating. Yeah. Cheating. Yeah. And that's the facts.

And that's the deal. And that's the truth. That's it. So everybody go down, swipe down, type in Pinterest And if your boyfriend has it on his phone You don't even need to open it Just know, cheater Pinterest equals cheating

Glad we covered that I'm glad we did too Alright, I think that's it for this week Daddies, we love you You know, I think this week was a very I think it was a little unhealthy Strategic You know, I think this week was a very, I think it was a little unhealthy. Yeah. Strategic.

You know, we always, when we do unhealthy, it's more to be strategic. Let's give them some healthy advice next week. I thought you were going to say right now. Okay. I couldn't come up with that on the side. I'm going to need to research. I'm going to need to look up some like Oprah books. I need to go to therapy tomorrow.

I couldn't think of it off the top of my head. Daddy gang, remember to follow us both on Instagram and follow Call Her Daddy as long as it lives. Pray to God every night. Yeah. And make sure you guys give us a rating and review. And subscribe so every single time an episode is released, you get it on your phone. Yes.

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