Call Her Daddy - 57- Every Man’s Achilles Heel

Episode Date: October 16, 2019

In this week's episode, the girls share their personal experiences with bondage…including special guest the HDMI cord! Sofia also shares another embarrassing story from her past…believe it or not it is arguably the most embarrassing thus far. Lastly, Alex and Sofia call out all the girls who are posting pictures HOLDING their ass in place. Enough is enough! Also, a sex/blowjob tip that has to do with only a guys LEFT side…his Achilles Heel. 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy hello everybody daddy gang it's cauliflower daddy cauliflower daddy back at it again alex and sophia the sophia to my alex the alex to my sophia what's going on how are you guys feeling you wet you jacking off you hard you wet you slippery like a seal you ejaculating out of the tip of the tippity top of the penile erection the wiener hole is out to play put it in my mouth this is so i know it's real this is someone's first episode they have it oh welcome welcome welcome first of all first of all first and foremost i want you to tell them the story no i want you to tell them what you told me

about the speed the weed the weed what about the weed pen you told me that you tried it and what did you say about it oh i didn't like it tell them i ain't no bitch tell them i ain't no okay i forgot okay i shared a story last episode that i had a panic attack on this weed yeah i smoked it the other night when i was trying to go to bed and that shit did not help me go to bed. And I wasn't sure. I don't even know. Do we know if it was sativa or indica?

We don't know what it was, but whatever it was, I think that cartridge is fucked. I was seeing things hallucinating. I thought there was a man in my room. I always think there's a man in my room, but there was just think there's a man in my room. Yeah. But there was just crazy shit going on. So you're not crazy. Thank you. So, Sophia and I went to another comedy show. Yeah.

Do you guys remember we told you guys that we went to the comedy show? We got called out. We look like strippers, prostitutes, the whole nine. It was a horrible experience. Well, this is a little bit different. We were a little bit more covered up. We were. This time.

Thank God. Thank God. So we were going to go see this show and my mom had picked it out she likes to do stuff that's like a little bit out there and she told us that the show was gonna be this one woman who does the show naked from the waist down so like vagina out so as the perverts we are i was like i want to be in the front row i want her to be wet i want vagina juice we're so stupid we're disgusting we're the last people that should be going to that we're too immature for that we're like oh vagina but we were excited obviously i was ready because comedy

shows are fun but i mean the girl was about the woman was about to do it without pants on so like naturally sophie and i are like, let's go. Yes. We get to the show. The show opens up with a projector that shines like, whose face was it? Some guy's face on this woman's stomach and her pubic hair was the guy's beard. Does that make any fucking sense at all? Yeah.

I think it did. I think. I think it did. I think. It was really fucking creative. It was really creative. It was really fucking cool. Anyways, we thought it was just going to be this one woman. Next thing we know, there are people getting up from the audience

and we are thinking like, oh damn, this person's like drunk as shit. Yeah. Not drunk. They were part of the entire show. They get completely naked. Their vaginas are out. There's like, how many vaginas did we see? I think it was by the end of the night. I think it was around 10 and all of these women had like really, really big bushes. So it was huge, huge. Like before you go get your Brazilian, you let it all kind of grow out. That's what we were staring

at. And Sophia wanted up close and personal. She kept crawling. I did. You kept crawling to the front of the stage. They kept, they were like, they're like, can we get a volunteer? And I was like, me! Please! Sophia's like, I want to get closer! I'm like, you pervert, sit down. Everyone else in the room was so uncomfortable. And Sophia and I have like binoculars.

We were like literally zooming in. We're like, whoa. So the first thing was great. We have vaginas in our face. Like we were having literally zooming in. We're like, whoa. So the first thing was great. We have vaginas in our face. Like we were having so much fun. Then I'm looking at Alex and I see a penis flopping behind her head. Come out of the doorway. And I realized that this show also will have penises involved as well.

So then by the end of the night, I think we had also seen like three or four. We did. And the best thing about that was, was i mean they're flopping around on stage because they're like walking from side to side the penis is up it's hitting his stomach like he's all over like okay so you're at a strip club you're at a strip club no no no no it was a comedy show it was cool it was interesting because it was also a rape comedy show um and but it wasn't okay when you say rape comedy people think that they're making fun of rape they were doing it in a way to empower victims that have been raped and kind of shed light on the fucked upness of rape culture yes yes oh that was a good one sophia i just said fucked up fuck up this culture let's

go bill coffee was like framed yeah the whole thing was really fun if you guys come to new york you guys should actually go see the show it's one of those where like you have to get into it and you need a lot of alcohol they jokingly tell you there's a two drink minimum like you have to drink at this show i like in order to be ready to go so it was fun it was great okay so this past weekend slut no you're a slut a slut i didn't even get to come out fuck you so i'm in a mood this podcast by the way mood okay so this past weekend i had a man in town surprise surprise we are all shocked for his flight i am the sugar i like that he came through to my new pad no i'm just kidding he

bought his own flight so i had this guy come over and as we were in the middle of having some sex great sex comfortable sex i'm comfortable no i mean is like familiar i've had sex with this guy before we have consistent sex and we had had sex at night and we were going on round two and he's you know we were a little drunk we're in the mood and he's like i want to spice it up i want to go home he's like i actually fucking hate you and i want to go home and my dick is sore what do'm actually fucking disgusted. What do you have down there? Why is my dick throbbing? I'm like, oh, okay.

Okay. Stop. I love doing that to you in the middle when you're telling a story. I'm like, what the fuck? Okay. So he's going to have sex with me. Okay. Okay.

He's going to put his- He's pondering doing the coitus. What? What is that? Okay. Sorry. I'm not talking for the rest of this. So he is like, hold on.

I want to tie you up. Oh, shit. And, you know, we have talked briefly about bondage on this podcast but i think sometimes on call her daddy sophia we have um a tendency to do things in the extreme you know i don't i never do ever under any circumstances i've never done that once i'm a virgin no there's time there's times that sophia and i do things too extreme it's like we can't have sex it's like oh did you get dp'd last night right two dicks why can't you just have one no we talk like that we don't actually right right right okay so we've talked about bondage a little bit and usually it's like you're hanging from the ceiling from your neck and your legs are strapped

on there's like a sex swing a sex room 50 of gray. So I want to give them a more realistic situation. So I'm going to have sex with the guy and he is like, I want to tie you up. And I'm like, okay, great. Well, I don't care. I don't have a bunch of S&M shit in my bedroom. What, he's like an iPhone cord? Actually, that's not a bad idea. Tie my hands up with an iPhone cord.

No. He grabbed one of my cropped hoodies off the ground. He flipped me over onto my stomach and he tied my hands behind my back and then he proceeded to grab my vibrator and he started fucking me from behind and then he put his hand under like through my stomach down to my clit and i couldn't pull away or do anything with my hands if it was like getting sensitive and i really had truly the best orgasm of my life wait and then he came inside of me okay so I'm just kidding I need to go get plan b that detail did not make this story any better my mom

just swerved off the road great no no but so I did think that was really hot like we had already done a normal round one wait so you let me just, I just want everyone to get the visual. Close your eyes. And I want it as well. Okay. You, he was doing you from behind. Yeah. So you were kind of like just on your face.

Like your face was smushed to the bed. Smushed to the bed. I have good sex with this guy, but this may have been the best sex we ever had. Wow. I had never done any type of bondage with him. And I do think somehow like the amateurness about it that he took one of my cropped hoodies right i thought that was really hot like a makeshift right right situation and then towards the end of us fucking he flipped me over which was really hot

since i couldn't use my hands also he had to be kind of like moving my body around like a toy like i was just an absolute object getting fucked i love that love that for me okay and i think the daddy gang this is so easy you can be in your freaking college dorm room and grab your hoodie and tie this bitch up and you're good to go i was gonna say you specifically said cropped hoodie i think that that's smart oh okay yeah just because that can be used as like an actual rope right you could run into some issues with a big bag but the crop hoodie i love logistics logistics what about like a scarf like oh a scarf brilliant yeah there's something about when you're restrained yes and you can't you can't move and you can't and you can't get out you're crying for help

and he's got the thing on your clit and it's starting there's nothing you can do yeah but come right it's kind of great right the only way it will stop is if you come yeah but okay no but all serious do you get what i'm saying it's super hot very hot and it's a pretty easy way so and that's just gonna set you apart from like other guys can i yeah have you ever are you were you gonna ask me well i was actually gonna point out like that's another great thing about fucking at home because as a woman i usually end up hooking up with a guy at his place absolutely but i love when it when i get comfortable

enough with a guy that i let him into my lair me too you know me too then you have your vibrator you've got your womanizer you've got your anal beads you've got the lube it's all right i got my door buddy no he saw that if you guys remember i have the door buddy because i'm a psychopath and i lock it underneath my door for security so no one can get in he looked at it as if it was like a large dildo he's like what the fuck is that thing i'm like it's my stick that i shove up my pussy we can either use it to lock the door or we can use it to get kinky whatever you want that's ginormous guys look up a door buddy and this story will actually be funny yeah it will be funny okay sofia have you ever i was just about to ask if you've ever done bondage obviously you psychopath you do it by yourself in your room i

can hear you you change what um have you ever done bondage okay and it was a makeshift situation similar to the hoodie okay except the guy used hdmi cords like an hdmi cord wait are you i'm dead serious from the tv wow but it's actually a story it's actually a story so listen okay so he uses the hdmi cable classic i'm strapped i'm strapped locked and loaded in the bed yep got it the air was electric no no it's an electric cord that's the stupidest fucking i am done i'm done okay that's not the point of the fucking story okay i'm laying there i'm strapped down he added a blindfold oh fuck me which that took it to a whole different fucking level yeah i was a little wet i was very horny you were like i was very bad alex there i was that's good so anyway so he's going down on me as he should

things are great and in the middle of going down on me he goes oh fuck and leaves the room okay straight up leaves the room the room where i am strapped to a bed, unable to move, unable to see like, hello, what the fuck? Did you start screaming? I started freaking out. I was like, like at first I was like, babe. And then I was like, don't joke. No, dude.

What the fuck? I was, every girl has had that feet no no one i i've never been like i really hate when i get strapped to bed and he leaves the house but like when girls when you like decide like you want to be kind of kinky kind of like try some shit you don't expect that you're gonna be fucking left alone in a room right and i was like what machete is he about to come into the room that's the worst yeah so anyway so he ended up coming back in the room and he had a bloody nose. Oh, little pussy. And that was it.

But I was fucking terrified. Oh, I would be so pissed. Anyways, it was a lot of fun. And I want to say like the blindfold element was more enjoyable to me than like the being tied down. Yeah. Because there's something about having a blindfold cover your face right and because you know every fucking girl and girls can try to deny it there are times where they are trying to make sure that they have that fucking oh face absolutely and that that oh

face is looking hot and that the guy is gonna look at her and be like oh my god she's so hot when she comes whatever yeah you're so focused on that. Right. And the blindfold, it like covers your face. Absolutely. I also think with the blindfold, if you are getting eaten out and you're able to just focus on what he's actually doing with his tongue and you get to stare into this like dark abyss vibe, the vibe skis all right.

You know what I mean? You can actually enjoy yourself. Totally. And it's relaxing. Yeah. There is something about girls. I feel like they get tense when they're getting eaten out sometimes like they can't relax. And I think girls, that's a huge one. Again, as crazy as we are in this podcast, like I just talked about a freaking cropped hoodie and you just said an HDMI cord.

If you are having sex, regular sex, and it's getting stale, or if you just want to spice things up with a hookup this is a perfect opportunity to bring some type of like amateur bondage in and sometimes i have to admit that being the amateur way is almost hotter because it's spontaneous rather than like you whipping open your chamber and be like rather than like rather than like this is my 50 shades of gray room like here's my whip and here the chains chains. And like, it's hotter that way. And also if anyone is listening that has never done any type of bondage,

men or women, I do want to clarify that. It doesn't have to be this big, scary thing. You can take a step out of your comfort zone and just start with amateur shit. Like Sophia and I just explained, we use. If you ease into it, obviously, and maybe you do it with something like you're super comfortable with,

I think that can also help out a lot. Yeah, you don't need to have like the fucking rope like hanging out behind your bed. Use the iPhone cord. Right, right, easy. Again, it doesn't need to be a blindfold. Imagine if a guy grabbed one of your beanies let's say and pulled it over your head and then over your eyes and fucking use that shit as a blindfold no that would be

that would be the biggest fucking turn i actually or if you can imagine what if he took off his own beanie put it on you shoved you down on the bed and started eating you out tell me you wouldn't be like i'm so wet there's a waterfall niagara falls has nothing on this literally there is something about a guy thinking outside of the box yeah and being creative and i'm like this man just knows how to do the lord's work and the lord's work is fucking me tonight yeah this man knows how to do it put the spirit and i should i should never talk about the lord that way no and definitely not my pussy Sophia has a story for us that I've never heard okay usually well not usually but a lot of the times when we get on this podcast like Alex will already know the story because you're my best friend I tell you I have never told Alex this

story and I didn't really want to tell it but this is what happened I was on Facebook the other day yes and these two pictures showed up and I started bursting out laughing at my laptop and I showed Alex these pictures and I was like I like want to tell you this story and she was like you know what don't save it for the podcast tomorrow yes I'm like just tell everybody and I was like okay fine which I don't even really want to tell it because it's so fucking embarrassing you're gonna do well i think it's also just quickly side note we can talk about this on another episode but the point of us also looking on facebook guys we were reminiscing on how disgusting ratchet we were in college facebook has that feature where they give you the fucking memories and i'm like i don't want that

memory just i was a whole oh my god you wear in college and high school disgusting so sophia it's so i'm so excited and i need people to understand that like it took me years to get over what happened well now you're bringing it back for a lot of people to hear. Why am I even talking about it? Like, I shouldn't have to. Because, sweetheart, you exploit your life on this podcast. You're telling an embarrassing story next podcast, bitch. Okay, sure, sure. I told one of me farting in a guy's face and shitting in a backyard.

That was years ago. What the fuck, you? Okay, go. All right. Here we go. Do you want to label this story? There's a Coco Bongo. This is the Coco Bongo story there is this place called the coco bongo okay and if you are if you are ratchet or have a ratchet

past there i think they i think they have one in cancun mexico okay is that where you were yes okay i think they actually have several but i think the one i was in was in cancun mexico okay is that where you were yes okay i think they actually have several but i think the one i was in was in cancun mexico so you don't even really know where you were no somewhere mexico tijuana i don't know i was just there blackout okay the coco bongo and i need to explain what it is it's a nightclub okay that people go to to get trash you You're in Cancun, Mexico. All the tourists are there, and they're just trying to get fucked and fucked up. Okay? The place for Sophia Franklin.

Pretty much where I thrive. Where you live and want to breathe all day. Where I just fucking strut my stuff, and I fit right in. The queen of Coco Bongo. The queen of Coco Bongo. Okay. Here we go so this nightclub has you know thousands of people in it and there's like different levels and there is a bar that you can get on top of the bar in the very middle and dance and if you're fucking lucky enough and if you're hot enough actually it's

not if you're hot enough it's if you're so repulsive and ratchet you will get approached and someone will ask you hey do you want to go dance up on the stage no it's like this ride of passage at the coco bongo okay okay so how old are you again in this story oh that's a really great element like is this prime extension time this yes extensions but brunette extensions still repulsive but not as bad hanging out yes you could definitely see like some metal wires in my head okay and i'm sure i lost a couple by the end of the night okay it literally looks like i have a bob with like three strings hanging out the bottom okay so okay so my age i want to say i'm like like is this high school or college i want to say you know all those years were pretty black out i'm not sure they all messed together so i graduated high school at 17 right so i want to say i'm about 19 at this time okay so college

i'm like 1920 maybe okay freshman yeah yeah okay cool and i'm dating this guy shout out i'm not gonna say his name because he is now married with a beautiful woman with a wife he's in a different stage of his life than i am the college reunion he's good settled got the picket fence okay okay so i'm like 19 me and this guy are we go to cancun with his family oh okay my boyfriend at the time his parents his mother and father who i love dearly and are so amazing and sweet decided to come to the coco bongo along with my boyfriend's brother and his girlfriend so it is a group of us it's a family affair i think i had like five amfs more than i should have amfs adios motherfuckers jesus christ she's fucking got a slang word for it amfs were down the hatch and i was ready to roll it's like what the fuck is it no i thought you were about to talk i did but i didn't call it an amf okay well

whatever i'm disgusting disgusting and i love how i'm like and they came up to me because i was so hot like they were just like wow that girl is beautiful like this girl is blackout she'll exploit herself she's gotta have her clit out soon this girl we just ran out of amf because of this girl fucking get her up on stage okay okay jesus christ i know it's taking a long time i'm having fun though this stage is like elevated above everybody i remember the picture you showed me i will post the fucking picture it's so bad dude we should literally post it as a post on caller daddy okay like and everyone's like you're like okay alex please stop you're like yeah i will tag you and we'll tag him and his whole family and we'll just we'll tag repost it i'd rather fucking die okay so you go up on the stage so they asked me to go up on stage

and i'm just disgusting at that point i'm like oh my god i would love to so these security guys start to take me up onto the stage And my boyfriend and his family they're like Oh my gosh like go Sophia Go Sophia They take me up onto this stage And there's like a spotlight That goes on me

This is when the story gets really, really sad. The family's like, yeah, Sophia. Okay, so there is like this air. Like it's, they like poof out a fan. A fan. The spotlight goes on. It's not really a fan. It's like this poof of air that they do like every few minutes. So like the girl's like skirt kind of like blows up and they like kind of hold it down type of thing okay no no sorry i get up there

i was wearing a dress so i didn't wear underwear that night wait i didn't wear underwear underneath my dress that night at the coca bongo hold on there are cameras that are also like show you up close on the stage like on a screen like at a concert like the main event is up on the big spotlight on me and i am and there's like a rail thing that you can like dance on and I'm dancing on it slutty. And all of a sudden the air thing goes, my dress goes all the way flying up, like almost over my head. And I'm completely, completely naked with my vagina hanging out for my boyfriend for his parents for his brother for his brother's girlfriend every single person in the coco bongo and they don't let you down they don't let you come down for at least five minutes so i was standing up there and the air thing kept going off my vagina. Was completely out for his parents to see. And I, dude, this is what happened. They finally let me off the stage.

I started bawling. I started bawling my eyes out. I ran into my boyfriend's arms. He's like, get away from you. No, he was like, he's like, it's okay. And I was like, everybody saw my vagina. Like, what the fuck? And he was like, it's okay. And I was like, everybody saw my vagina. Like, what the fuck? And he was like, it's okay.

And I was like, I was being so drama, but I was so upset. I was like, I just want my life to end. Like, I'm going to jump off this balcony. Like, I don't want to be alive anymore. Like, I was being like, drama, drama. But I'd flash my vagina to thousands of people, including my boyfriend's family. You have every right to be the drama queen in that situation you just actually got violated by the blower you're on the fucking big screen

you got everyone looking at your fucking v it was the worst thing that has ever happened to me and his dad is probably like you know what his parents did the next day? What? They were actually like really, really cool. But as a joke, they bought me underwear. Shut the fuck up. And they like wrapped it and like put it in like a present and had me open it at dinner. And then everyone like bursted out laughing. And you're like, you're doing the laugh where you're like crying. You're like.

So that was my Coco Bongo story. You guys need to see the picture because that's what's gonna make it when i tell what it needs to because i hadn't heard the story but all i saw on facebook was this picture of sofia and the way you were explaining the stage it's like kind of also it looked like one of those um like the cages that dancers go into sofia was up there and there are thousands of people around yeah i cannot believe those lucky motherfuckers gotta look at that v you don't understand you don't understand what it's like to no i don't have to be on an elevated stage where you are completely exposed your vagina to

your boyfriend's parents amongst thousands of other people wow i bet when you're i bet when your boyfriend just got married they did a cheers you're like thank god you didn't end up with that sophia franklin girl where is she now and now look where you are they're like we could have told you that at coco bongo and now she's gonna end up with a sex podcast wow that's my coco bongo story i will post the picture and now you guys will like laugh with me wow sofia yes i like really got a good laugh out of that yeah thank you so much for sharing that anyways moving on you're like never talking about that again thank you wow i was on my dating app and i came across kind of all you do swiping and fucking so I came um across this unbelievable little hack that I didn't even mean to do it's just brilliance is upon me

24 7 I'm talking to this guy and we're going to transition off the dating app he gives me his number he's like text me okay perfect as a joke he actually had been saying like oh my god are you gonna expose me on your podcast because we've always talked about it there's some guys that acknowledge the podcast and some that don't and this guy acknowledged it so i go to there's some guys that like to live in complete denial denial and will not bring up my career others that embrace it and will and talk about it but when they talk about it it's like are you going to expose me is this the worst decision of my life there's no one that's like hey it's really cool what you're doing over there so

anyways i go to text this guy just being joking i say this is viviana from Raya. I don't know why I chose that name. I was just kidding. And I was like sup boo. And then I said do you listen to that call her daddy podcast that blonde girl's out of control. I hate her because he was like shitty on the podcast. So I was like pretending I was some other bitch. Okay. He texts me back and he was like ha ha ha.

Holy fuck. Maybe Viviana just popped up when you texted me oh so let me break it down wow he obviously didn't have my number yet i texted him in the first text i sent him was hey boo it's viviana so it's pretty which is funny so it said that it was viviana on his phone okay so let me try to explain it back to you yes go ahead sorry i don't know if i'm doing it well you texted this guy and the first thing you texted him and just to preface he did not have your number saved in his phone this was your first message with him yep and the message said hey boo it's viviana blah blah blah

and it showed up on his iPhone and the contact information was maybe Viviana because I've seen the iPhone do that of course but I always assumed that it was because like maybe it somehow knows like the caller ID they're somehow able to track it so I'm over here like holy shit and immediately something came to my mind that I wanted to share with the daddy gang. And I know this may be like kind of immature, but I think it's a good tactic because we had that experience where his phone literally registered my first text message under the contact name, maybe Viviana. From that point on, he thought truly I was a comedic genius. It was love at first sight.

It was love at Viviana. No, but really, the reason I'm bringing this up is because we ended up laughing so hard about it. He loved it so much. The point that the night I was meeting him for reservations for dinner, I texted him. I'm like, hey, like I'm here. What are the reservations under? And he was like, it's under Viviana.

Shut up. And I was like, I love you. Like, this is hilarious. And from then on out, he's actually been like joking when we shut up and i was like i love you like this is hilarious and from then on out he's actually been like joking when we facetime he'll like call me viviana oh my god so it's a fucking hit it was a fucking it is really really number one pop selling hit all right from viviana herself every single daddy gang member i'm bringing this up because you can use it literally it can become use it as an instant inside joke with someone. Totally.

It's an instant conversation starter. Totally. And if you're trying to do like the transition from the dating app to texting, which is what you were doing, this is going to automatically set you apart from all the fucking hoes out there. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Because how many people go from the dating app and the first text they send you is like,

hey, what's up? Oh, hey. Hey, when? Hey, when are we going to meet? Never. When hell is over, you weirdo. You just blend it in with the 70 other. Yeah, you're pale.

You're white bread. I want a little multigrain action up on my dick. OK, no. And I agree with you. Not to mention, I think all the side hoes out there. This gives you a name. OK, in his or her phone instead of just being a number think about it obviously like if you're planning if they're

planning on you having you as just a fuck they may not save your contact info no fucking way jeremy i'm sliding in and you know that it's maybe alex wow you're like ensuring your name will be in there i will not be experiment number 62. No. I am maybe Alex and I will stay there. That is so poetic. Separate yourself. Be memorable. Yes. Vivi over here.

Force yourself into his contact list. Make yourself known. There might be a maybe in front of the name, but like no one is paying attention to that. It just doesn't matter. It's a little detail. Yeah. Keep the last note. The last note will come later.

Yes. Is it fucked up that I immediately am thinking of how you could use this in a not healthy way? No, it doesn't surprise me at all. Because think about this. If you've ever wanted to pretend to be someone else, all you have to do is just make sure that your first text includes the name of the person you are pretending to be does that make sense wait yeah you can be whoever you want okay for example alex yes if i got a text from a random number yes and it showed up on my phone as maybe alex and that text was like hey it's alex my phone broke or whatever I would 100% believe it

oh that's good that's good we're fucked I would I would believe it to the point that this person could be like I lost all my nude pics like can you send me some of yours for inspo it's urgent I'd be like of course Alex okay I got you Alex this is annoying but okay okay okay great sophia so we're fucked anyone want to get all sophia's nudes go text her hey sophia it's alex we're fucked no it's actually a really good point yeah so the maybe feature can be really good and then it can also totally fuck you so you can decide which way you want to do it use my way the viviana way the healthy way fuck sophia's way sophia has something she wants to bring up that she gets really upset about on instagram it'll take two seconds but she was, I want to talk about this on the podcast.

All right. Here we go. Okay. Okay. So on the last podcast, we talked about how we do not care if girls get ass injections and plastic surgery and use Photoshop. It's fine. When we get upset is when they're trying to sell us fitness plans. Yes. Based on a liar based on a fake ass and a lie boom that really i probably didn't even need to preface that but it's fine but like but like but like you know who i'm talking to i'm pissed okay there is this other phenomenon happening on social media that i just find so unbelievable and interesting and I think that our forefathers and our parents and our grandparents and people before us would be shocked if they saw what society is you know I think they'd be shocked if they saw what we're doing okay but also

but also this okay there is this thing that girls are doing because it's all about the ass now right all about like it was about the tits and now it's about the ass and there is a picture and i'm gonna have to stand up and do it so you guys can see and so you little perverts can get excited but it's this picture of the girl essentially holding her cheeks up with her own bare hands no gloves no gloves no one else holding the ass a girl puts her hands behind her back her god-given hand scoops her pointer finger underneath the right ass cheek underneath the left ass cheek and kind of lifts the butt up pulls it up and takes a photo so has someone take a photo has someone take a photo of it i think up. Pulls it up and takes a photo. So has someone take a photo. Has someone take a photo of it.

I think all these bitches like it in the ass. That's what I think. I think every girl that posts this picture is kind of. That's what it is. It's the universe. What's that thing you put up in the sky? Like they put the Batman sign up. This is the picture on Instagram to let everyone know, hey, I like it in my asshole.

Oh. And any guy that wants to come fuck me in the ass, go look for that picture and you know she's into anal. It's like this sign, like this underground society that's why i'm surprised yeah i'm surprised you don't have that on your profile sophia that's why i'm surprised i am too now that i know it's about to be every fucking picture linkedin fucking everywhere you know what she likes you know what she likes or their ass injections are like falling apart and they're like trying to hold them together they're like oh my god i've not been able to see my surgeon i'm just gonna fucking hold this in

place for a moment hold it all together or disintegrate okay we have actually talked about a girl on this podcast we've had some controversy with she does it yeah i showed you another girl that's known for her ass on instagram and she posted it does it you will find this picture yeah scroll through go to our instagram we're gonna post a picture of us doing it go to ours and then also just look at any famous instagram girl who's famous for having a hot body she's gonna have this picture she really just cups both of her ass cheeks and pulls them up to make it look perky as fuck when it's like yes the reason i find this so shocking yes tell us sophia

is because imagine if i took a picture trying to make it look like i have huge tits with a ton of cleavage and i'm grabbing each of my boobs and completely pushing them together right to be like oh my god look at all of this cleavage look how nice my tits are people would find that ridiculous right so why is it okay so why is it okay with the ass it is so crazy that there is a girl and i'm not gonna say her name because i'm trying to not talk shit on people but shout out but shout out at blah blah no okay yeah go ahead posts. She had the fucking nerve. The audacity. She posted a before and after picture of her ass. So trying to be like, you know, after this workout regimen, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Weight training.

My ass just like got huge. Got amazing. The before picture. Her ass doesn't look great. Yeah. She's just standing on the beach like nothing's happening. In the after picture. In the afterlife. in the afterlife in the afterlife in the picture that is posted to the right of the before picture she is holding up her ass with her own hand and she's like look at this new ass i have

it's supposed to be a before and after picture and i'm over here like what planet are we living on like no she's holding her ass. She's literally holding her butt in whatever position she wants. Oh, shit. She's like years and years of strength training and eating right. And I'm like, is it that or is it because you're literally holding your ass up? I'm telling you right now, if a girl doesn't have a nice ass, right? If she's grabbing it and either spreading the ass cheeks apart.

For you you for example for me for my repulsive cottage cheese garbage dumpster fire of a butt to the ground i'm grabbing each butt cheek and pulling them up and i take a picture for you it's gonna look hot you're gonna look like freaking so to use that for a minaj use that for a before and after picture is astonishing shocking it's just guys we're just trying to hold everyone accountable here shit is just getting so insane sophia gets riled up by this and i think i think you have a good point imagine imagine if a girl did a before and after picture of like her tits in a in a shirt and then the other one is her holding it up right like no shit no shit you're holding your tits together right why is the ass any different there you guys it's just astonishing i really like wonder what

i wonder what goes through these girls heads when they're like you know what i'm gonna do for this picture i'm gonna actually like hold each of my ass cheeks and like spread my ass and like i'm gonna let people really see like into my bleached asshole on this on this thursday throwback thursday when i bleached my asshole take a look i don't think i'm spreading it for you so ho ho so alex is gonna introduce this topic like the slut she is go ahead alex tell us you've really been pulling the slut card lately and i just want to let you know that you are gonna get it i'm gonna come out of nowhere i'm a slut in solidarity with you sweetie okay tell us okay so i've talked about blowjobs on this podcast more times than we can count

you would think that dear god alex uh-huh you're gonna come at us with another thing like how do you how do you do it how how there's a there's the penis and the balls in the mouth and we've covered it all can you come up with oh well guys here we are today i have a little it's this won't be long but i just was doing this the other day so it just sparked an interest in me realizing i haven't told the daddy gang when you're giving a blowjob girls, there's this magical thing I believe on every man. Okay. And I swear to God it works every time I do it to every single guy I give a head to and every single time they freak out and they like flinch.

Okay. It doesn't have to do with the actual dick. It's the base of his penis. Okay. To the left penis. Okay. To the left side. Okay. I will go and just lick his skin. So we're not touching the penis at all.

It's straight up just the skin. Okay. And I mid blow job will like hold his dick with my one hand and kind of like pull it to the right a little and I will go down and I will lick it. So it's kind of on his pubic hair. Yes. Okay. Got it.

And every time I do this, I have no idea why I just, I remember doing it to one guy and he flinched. So I do, I've done it ever since every fucking time I do this to a guy, the man kind of like cringes in the best way and like freaks out. And I don't know if there's senses in that part of his pelvis area i don't fucking know but i always go left side next to the base of the dick and i fucking and

it gets them every single time yes i don't know what it is i love i don't know i love how you said you kind of will pull the dick to the right and then lick on the left that's like shows like you're taking charge and you know your way around the dick. You are a train conductor and you have been to that train station before. That's a very interesting thing. Okay, but isn't that interesting? I think that's very interesting, specifically the left side. I know. I've never tried the right.

Maybe you should try the right. Let me know. I will. I'll try it. What I have done is I think that we really underestimate the area around the dick. We do. For sure. Yes.

Because I've noticed like sometimes guys love when you like caress their balls. Obviously. Guys love a little ball play. Love a good ball sack tingle wingle. Yes. They love it. But what I like to do before I just automatically like go for the balls is i will like to lightly kind of drag my fingers like caress my fingers on his inner thigh and then the crease between the pelvic area and the thigh and then just

the pubic hair and around the dick and the balls before i go for the dick and the balls it's like teasing you know how girls need that foreplay and they need that teasing? I think men, I think we always underestimate men really fucking like that shit too. It's so true, Sophia, because we've always said it. A blowjob is a great blowjob depending on the accessories you bring to the blowjob. And that's an accessory that girls should be looking for around the fucking base and on the balls, etc. If you're doing little things like teasing him yeah before you're actually gobbling his fucking cock in your mouth things are going to be even better for him

totally and there is a sense of teasing like i just said like me licking on the outside every human being is the same like if someone is lightly touching around the thing you want them to do whether it's with their fingertips or their tongue, you're going to be like, oh, my God, please. You're going to get excited. Watch like the guys that I've been doing this to just have something wrong with them. And every girl in America is about to be licking the left side of this guy's dick. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, it's the right.

It's the right side. And I'm like, I'm Alex Carr or something. I don't know. No, I swear to God, you guys should try it. That's a great. I think the teasing aspect, we just wanted to bring that up because it's a great point. Yeah. Yeah.

Really? That's and I love that you brought up the balls. Also, by the way, just once again, Alex doesn't even know the difference between her left and her right. So shut the fuck up. You're just jealous. I'm ambidextrous, bitch. You wish you had these hands.

That wouldn't even make a difference. No, you wish you had these hands. Okay. Sexist bitch. You wish you had these hands. That wouldn't even make a difference. No, you wish you had these hands. Okay, the thing is, is I was actually going to bring up a blowjob tip that I did the other day and I had a grown man crying. I had a grown man buying me a Ferrari. Stop it. I'm giving you the fucking burk and you deserve it. But per usual, Alex, you fucking took over the blowjob spotlight.

So I'm just going to save it for next time. Sophia, you're always welcome in my spotlight spotlight, so I'm just going to save it for next time. Sophia, you're always welcome in my spotlight. Not when it comes to blowjobs. No, that's good to know, though. That will give me time to think of more blowjobs hips for next week. Woo! All right. Questions of the week.

Questions of the week. Questions of the week. Questions of the week. All right. Daddy King. The week. questions questions on the why all right daddy gang the way i got a little something for you oh this is just rough right off the bat okay tell me your initial reaction someone wrote in and said what do you do if you get caught sending screenshots of your conversation with someone to that person instead of to the person you're trying to send it to sending a screenshot of the conversation to the person is the worst thing you can do you just sit there and you're frozen you're like i didn't just fucking do that

and the worst is like do you try to come up with a lie or do you just sit there and be like sorry no you you absolutely try to come up with a lie but this is just sit there and be like sorry no you you absolutely try to come up with a lie but this is so specific to each situation it's almost impossible to give advice it is because it's like if you're talking mad shit yeah and you send like like if you're talking mad shit on someone and you send it to them there is nothing you can do and i think at that point you turn off your phone you block them and you throw your phone into the toilet and that person is dead they're dead and you're dead and everyone's dead no i think that at that point you'd have to be like hey shut the fuck up hey i'm really sorry no you would have to be like hey i obviously like am extremely upset with you and like i was gonna send that to my mom

and let her know like what's going on in my life so she can like help me figure out how to deal with this we actually did this the other month sophia fucked up and sent something to someone really you have to just be you have to have your cat like lying skills on ready to go at any moment yes and then if anything you turn your phone off and you block them last week i talked about how i had a panic attack after smoking the marijuana yes and someone wrote in and said i get the same anxiety from weed pro tip bite on a lemon or a lime it brings you down dramatically not all the way necessarily but from from 110% high to a 30%. Shut the fuck up.

Wait, what? I don't know if they meant the high or if they meant like the panic attack, but they, according to this person, if you bite on a lemon or a lime, it will bring you back to where you need to be. As a professional cannabis smoker, Alex, would you agree with this? I have never wanted to get out of my high. That's usually, I don't smoke and be like, oh, fuck this. I actually want to get on high.

But I would be willing to try it for you and let you know. Because you're over here like, should I try one more time and see? Absolutely not. Let's not risk you trying to get high again to see if you can get on high. Yeah, I found that interesting. Well, so daddies, if you don't want to be high try it yeah i mean it can't hurt okay daddies i need your input i think we were talking about this the other day for personal reasons with okay daddies i need your input i have my boyfriend's instagram account and he doesn't know he dm'd a girl he used to talk to slash fuck it was harmless as he just responded

to a song she put in her story however i don't care because they have history and i'm mad how can i bring this up without revealing that i have his account i don't want him to change his password and reveal what a psycho i am thanks love you guys we talked about this okay and i think i know where you're going with it and it's like this is the advice uh-huh do not call him out no exactly until you have something so big evidence until you have something that is that could be labeled inappropriate yes and there's no questions there's no faltering wavering doubt no about the inappropriateness of it don't bring it up nope because this is such a good example he answered to her story and talk it's talking about a song yeah he could be like babe you're a psycho blah

blah and then he's gonna change it and you'll never see and you lose all access to his shit over something so stupid. You need to wait for the big kahuna. You need to wait for the big kahuna before you bring it up. You need to lurk in the shadows. Keep checking his Instagram. You right now have the power and you should not abuse it in that sense on a little momentary thing. Write it in your diary. Talk about it to your mother.

But until you have something huge, you're just going to you're going to hate yourself. I totally agree. If you bring it up. And the other thing that can happen is when you start pointing the finger, it can be turned around and hit you right in the face. OK, yeah, that's the other thing. When you bring up something. This guy can turn around and be like. Oh since you're going to bring that up. I also wanted to bring this.

This and this up. And you might be like. This wasn't worth it. Right. Make sure shit is worth it. Worth it. Okay. Good answer.

This girl wrote in. And she sent me a screenshot. And she said. As a mom. It is so rude to talk about being my child's stepdad. And essentially what happened is she has pictures of like her kids on her Instagram profile. And this guy tried to hit on her and slide into her DMs by saying, damn, girl, I think I'd be a good stepdad.

Listen, OK, men. damn girl i think i'd be a good stepdad oh listen okay men if you want to slide in to a girl's dms a girl that has kids do not use this stepdad or dad anything that's way too personal and sensitive and close to i almost think also just anything regarding their kids yeah that's like a respect level that it will come once you guys start having a conversation and maybe you can bring up her kids then or wait for her but to kick off the convo by being like i want to come in that daddy it's like no no no it's inappropriate and also like when women are dating that have kids yeah it's very sensitive it's a very sensitive topic to introduce the kids to a new man you sound like you're speaking from experience i mean i don't have kids but like maybe

she does apparently maybe i do somewhere who knows like i'm a dude and i don't know if i would have one okay this is a risky one okay so my boyfriend's birthday is coming up and i want to do something special for him we live together and we're pretty serious our sex life is good but i know he fantasizes about us having a threesome specifically he wants to see another girl go down on me and make me come but i'm assuming he's going to want more when the time comes. At first, the idea of having a threesome made me nervous because I know I'll get jealous and possessive. But I got over it because it's my man's birthday and I'm kind of curious too and I want to surprise him. I want to arrange this ahead of time and establish some of my rules with her so that all my man needs to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the night. So, how do I find his birthday present asking

the daddies for help on how i should arrange this or is this a stupid idea and should i forget about it also do we get a hotel and do i need to be intoxicated this is a pretty good question very there's a lot of layers because i was gonna say first and foremost absolutely you should be intoxicated 100 you need to you guys should go and like even if you got the hotel hang out have some alcohol literally pre-game this and i was gonna say she's wondering if she should do the hotel room or not i think you should yeah because like to watch him fuck a girl in like your own bed yeah might fuck with you a little more also i think because it will be your first threesome it may help to be in a different environment that's unknown while you're doing an unknown thing so it just seems

all very new and then when you guys go back to your own place you can really remove yourself from it if there were any issues with like you emotionally but how to find this girl i thought to be like fucking say her info right now yeah but if you don't if you're trying to find a girl i think that we've talked about it before you can create a bumble account searching for girl to girl girl and you should legit if this is like a time sensitive matter because i do think there are girls out there that are down just put it in your description yeah me and my boyfriend are looking to have fun like and boom and i'm pretty sure that there are like websites that are specific for that okay yeah i don't know what they're called but just fucking type it in tinder hinge bumble those are a perfect

example then you go to match with girls and you're good or go to a website totally i think it's one of those things where you're never going to be fully ready for your first threesome emotionally as a girl if you're really nervous about you and your boyfriend. But if you're excited for his birthday and you establish rules with this girl, I think you go for it. Have some fun. See, I'm a little bit like hesitant for this girl.

Part of me agrees with you and i'm kind of like just fucking try it like why not but the fact that she opened up the question by being like i know i'm gonna get jealous and like blah blah i'm kind of like well then maybe don't risk i know because she goes back and forth because she's like but i also think i'm interested too i would just say don't just do it because it's his birthday gift yeah you can give him other stuff for his birthday i would make this decision based off if you really want to have a threesome. Yeah. But other than that, good luck, girl.

I agree. Speaking of birthdays, this girl wrote in and she said, Hey, daddies. My friends with benefits slash boo and I have been seeing each other for six months now. Him and I do other things besides just fuck, though. However, the talk has never come up his birthday is in a month and i'm trying to decide if i should get him a small birthday present or not girlfriend girlfriend do not get him a birthday present i am so sorry i hate to be the bearer of bad news but

just because you guys are fucking and maybe like every once in a while he's like do you want to grab chick-fil-a right that doesn't and he like lets you splurge and get the soda also and not just the chicken it doesn't mean shit it doesn't mean shit it doesn't mean shit and if you guys have not had the talk yeah no then there is no birthday present that needs to happen and i know it sounds fucked up but i do think that if he got you something for your birthday maybe you could maybe consider doing a little something but if you're the first if he's got the first birthday up you are absolutely not acknowledging it yes all you're gonna do is hey i'm assuming you want

some pussy on your birthday let's fuck i've said this before vaginas don't have birthdays nope neither do penises nope okay absolutely not penis and you are a vagina oh good thing we hopefully we saved her yeah girlfriend that birthday present could have backfired and he might be like i got a stage five cleaner never i gotta get the fuck away okay this is pretty genius actually it's a trick okay i have a trick that will save lives out there and needs to be shared with the daddy gang this only works for iphones whether it's cheating or you're trying to hide the fact that you do have a sugar daddy from your significant other or you have a side piece. This is a genius way to hide your text from them.

You're going to go to the contact of the person that you don't want your significant other knowing you're texting with. You're going to edit the contact name to message failed to send make sure under notification settings under messages that you have it set to banners with no preview of the text now when the person texts you even if you're with your boyfriend or your girlfriend and they see it you're in the clear the message will pop up as message failed to send and underneath it it will simply say either an iMessage or text message which is exactly how your phone notifies you if you actually have a message that isn't going through i've been doing this since high school and it works like a charm so they never find out you're shady motherfucker getting your car note paid for a 70 year old and getting your clit licked on this

from your side piece oh wow you're welcome i that's genius that is very i mean everyone has seen that message message failed to send and if that is literally the contact info someone nobody is blinking an eye you know what ever since i started this job and daddy gang we formed the daddy gang and people write in all this brilliant shit we've just gotten it's just so ridiculous like this stuff i used to do in the past like trying to make the the contact info on my phone like a pretend friend and he's like you've never talked to a rebecca in your life and it's like oh my god there's so much more shit it's so true it's like every week i'm just fascinated i feel like we're bringing out the

best in people you know that's an amazing i think that may be one of the best ways to hide a texting side piece fuck separate apps etc do the fucking message failed to send that's daddy gang okay i love this one sos foreign fucking help so my friend always hooks up with these foreign dudes and they always speak english but they don't understand her dirty talk for example she texted me asking how you explain the word daddy i asked her in what sense and she goes fuck me daddy so i'm like what the fuck and respond and she goes this dude doesn't get it. The foreign dude. Help. Ooh, little language barrier issue. I think this might be one of those times you really just need to emphasize like the moaning

and not so much the talking. I think the only thing that you both will understand is like, fuck me. Right. Right. And that's so good. Oh, yeah. Good. Good.

Yes. Right. I guess whatever country you're in look up what daddy is yeah what poppy puppy if you're a mexico go poppy i love how you just said daddy but i didn't actually like you would understand that yo yeah girl that would just get your um dictionary out and do a little crossover language translation yeah and just go in there memorizing them write it on your hand yeah he's fucking you quickly look down true that's great that's a good one all right daddy daddies we love you so much please please rate us five stars and if it's gonna be less then

fuck out of here to the itunes guys so halloween is coming up and we've talked about it in a couple past episodes, but you can be Sophia and I for Halloween. Now I know that sounds a little conceited, narcissistic. That's not the point. The point is because we're seeing an amazing opportunity for all of you to get your pussy finger blasted on Halloween by a man that sees Alex and Sophia. He knows we're slutty and he's going to look at you.

It really truly is a surefire way to get fucked. Get fucked on Halloween. And if he asks what you're dressing up as, you can either say Alex and Sophia, Sophia and Alex, or you can be like a threesome. Do you want to join? Do you want to join? So guys, you just go to the Barstool website. You go to their store and you go to call their daddy.

Woo! Love you guys. We'll see you next Wednesday.