Call Her Daddy - 59- Backhand That Cl*t

Episode Date: October 30, 2019

The girls get serious as they tell a chilling story that took place in Elizabeth, New Jersey. One they will never forget involving an abandoned house, law enforcement, and oh yeah, they've got it all on film (check out the CHD Instagram). Also this week, Alex and Sofia discuss a sex tip so scary they've only seen it done in porn... until now. Introducing ‘Scream' and ‘The Joker'- they tried it out for the daddies and are giving you all the details. Also men, you should be having the poop talk with your girl. We are telling you how. 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy what's up daddy oh baby it is alex and sophia back at it again and since we're shadow band i'm always going to be annoying it is alexandra cooper and sophia franklin on instagram go follow us bitches how's it popping how's the pussy popping how's the pussy how's the penis how's the labia how's the areola how are the tits how is the asshole how's the semen how's the discharge how's the snail trail how is the poop trail that's very nice how all my thick bitches all my skinny bitches all my big fellas all my little fellas okay i'm really sorry we actually don't sound like no we don't for the

majority of the time what's up guys it's wednesday it's hump day wake up and smell that morning dick um how's it i haven't heard that one in a while so tomorrow's halloween and we're really pumped we're humpty pumpty sophia and i, want to just quickly really expose ourselves because why not? We were on Twitter and we're scrolling and we were seeing the Daddy Gang quote tweeting, you know, some of the things that we've said in past episodes. Now, you know, some of them were a little shocking and it's one of those moments in your life where you're like, no, I'm like, I didn't, I've never said that. I didn't say that.

That wasn't me. And I think that that's just like a typo. Genuinely, you guys, from the bottom of my heart, sometimes Alex will read me back things that I said in an episode and I'm like, who said that? I didn't. There's no fucking way I said that. They thought I said that. So we want to read you a couple of these quotes

guys because this really i think is what embodies call her daddy we black out and then you guys just do the due diligence of tweeting us what we said and here we are living in denial so sofia i'm gonna kick this one off because this is something you said and i think this could potentially be one of my favorite quotes don't call her i'm absolutely gonna embarrass you I think this could potentially be one of my favorite quotes. Don't embarrass me. I'm absolutely going to embarrass you. No, it's amazing. It's one of your favorites.

I want to put this on a t-shirt. Sophia said, and I quote, I want to bounce up and down on that wee-wee. I want to bounce up and down on that wee wee not a wiener you guys you guys in my defense okay i remember that one actually okay it was because we were talking about dirty talk stop trying to make me look bad let me explain myself we were talking about dirty talk and i was like guys you got to use words to describe the penis like dick and cock. You cannot be using wiener and wee wee and be like, I want to bounce up and down on that wee wee.

I think men would really like that. You need to say I want to bounce up and down on that cock. Right. Or your dick. Boom. Totally acceptable. You can't just take him out of context, Alex. No.

Wee wee. How about the, if you know you've got a belly then be a bigger slut that i think is cut us off the air i think that if you've got not gotten in trouble but actually i've always wondered why there's no one like picketing outside of barstool like bigger belly a bigger slut um we have one that says if she doesn't if she doesn't look like she's been in a car wreck waterboarded fresh off a train wreck after giving head you don't want her i mean of course you'll still take the head but you won't like her you would think we're men you would think that you know jokes about torture like waterboarding

we're like girls if you don't look like you got waterboard after you gave head you're not fucking right like kind of true like also very true yeah this is another one of yours i love these for the record i was always popular in high school. And when I started sucking dick, I just got more popular. Sophia Franklin, ladies and gentlemen, back at it again. She never ceases to amaze us. Also, there was one that you literally, it says no one says anything. And it says Sophia comes in and says, in my defense, I was a drug dealer by default. And being a drug dealer is way more common than you think, Alex.

Like you're like those memes where it's like no one says anything. Me. I was a drug dealer by default. But guys, it is common. And it wasn't my fault. My friends were asking me to get things. No, I think it's good you were a drug dealer because I think it gives us a little edge. Right.

Like these two little white bitches, like it gives us edge. Totally. She was out in the field. Absolutely. Slinging that dope. Okay. Okay, next. Now you just, all credibility that was there, you fucking lost it without one comment.

Okay. Ooh, what about this one? I'm going to backhand your clit. What do we mean by backhand the clit? We meant like. What do we mean, Sophia? We meant we met like what do we mean sophia we met it's kind it's hard to explain right right it's hard like it's kind of like an insider thing like if you're not in the right crew you don't automatically know what that means and that's kind of yeah like that's embarrassing you're not in the end crew right right right this is this is actually a serious

one but this was back episode three and i will never forget it i remember i said it if you are not sucking your man's dick that's fine 100 your decision totally fine however if you are not someone else is how fucking good it's just like it's moments like that i look over you and i'm like i'm in this for the long haul with this bitch dude and the sad thing is is i've said this at dinner parties before the men will like smile and they're like and the girls are like i want this girl to fucking die dead yes but it's true now i'm feeling ready to go i feel really in my call her daddy element clits tits dicks we're ready to go so in honor of halloween in honor of halloween we're gonna tell um a story a scary story that happened yes this story happened to

sophia and i about a year ago and it starts with my mother your mother murdered she's fucking terrifying just kidding shout out okay so my mom is a realtor and she works for the government and she actually works with foreclosed homes so when a house goes through a foreclosure the government seizes it and then my mom will hire people to go to those houses take pictures like do various things and then she'll take all of that info and send it to the government so that they can then sell the price the house boom boom got it so my mom calls me and she asked me if i can um do her a favor and go look at this house because the person that usually does it couldn't do it for whatever reason.

And she's like, it's in Elizabeth, New Jersey. That's where the story starts. That is where the fucking story starts. So I am like, yes, mom, I'll do a favor for you. And I ask Alex if she wants to come partly because I don't want to do it alone. Partly because Alex wanted to fucking go to Elizabeth, New Jersey. Why did you want to do that? Because I thought it would be a good good chance to vlog you told me it was going to be an abandoned house and i was like oh sounds dope we could make like a cool video of it yes so we decided to just end

up filming our experience we just wanted to like fuck around a little do weird shit per usual fuck around fuck around a little and because i kind of am a creep I did low-key high-key want to try a seance right you know right yeah the minute Sophia brought this up I'm like okay so I'm absolutely not going on this trip with you thank you part of me I've always wanted to try it right then part of me was like it'll just be funny right fuck around with you so part of me has never wanted to try a seance and a part of me never wants to ever do it so naturally the weirdos we are we start like getting all these little um trinkets to bring and props and we're like oh my god this video is gonna be fucking baller yes we're gonna be searching for ghosts we brought what we ended up doing is we went around our apartment and we tried to just

bring random shit that we could pretend someone would use for a seance for example it started off making sense a bible yeah there we go a candle classic then sophia comes out of her room with a golden american idol microphone i'm like okay not not looking too normal but all right then i come out with my antenna selfie stick things are taking a turn for the worse but you know what i mean it was we wanted to really get in the mood get in the vibe and we don't have fucking say on shit yeah and we just grabbed anything we could we were trying to make like also contraptions to like hunt the ghost right you know right the self and get in like the crevices yeah like we like attached a flashlight

to the selfie stick and took that right right do we sound like fucking losers we're like and this was the best time like we were having the best time no so we just wanted to do some weird shit because like why not we had to go anyway so like let's just fucking make something fun of it so we finally got to elizabeth new jersey we took the train we're all excited we get in an uber yes and the uber driver right away says what are you girls doing in elizabeth and we're like um thanks for the warm welcome sir and we didn't think really anything of it no but really that was flag number one yes that was huge huge fucking red flag in hindsight in hindsight now we know little did we know yes so we pull up to the house and my God, one through 10 scary.

Fucking terrifying. 10. Terrifying. 10 out of 10. Terrifying. Let's explain to them just like a little bit. Yeah. We couldn't go through the front door.

Yes. So our real introduction to the house was us going through the backyard to get to the back door. Yes. There is. This backyard. There is a shed that is straight out of a horror film it's like 20 feet away so we can't fully see what the fuck is in it yeah but there's no door and it's just a you just see a black hole in this shed and you've no idea what the fuck is in it everything is completely run

down yes the shrubs are like overgrown like the fuck shit is like caving in. Then we turn to the back of the house. Look for the door. There is this huge metal staircase that goes up to the second floor and there's caution tape all over this fucking staircase. Maybe that should have really just kind of set it off for us. Well, no, I think then the next step is the back door, Sophia. What was the back door situation? The back door was not a door, not a door not a door there was no handle you literally could just kind of like push it a little bit

with your pinky and it would go flying open and you could get access oh and it was wood it was just like a wood block and I think like the bottom half was missing it was more like a swinging saloon door there we go this is a horror story this is not why we're laughing because it wasn't laugh in the face of death okay okay so at first it was fun it was alex and i get in there and we are just kind of like walking around this house and we realize it's massive massive there's a basement and three floors so four floors really this is terrifying multiple times in this story people are going to be like why didn't you just fucking leave like why didn't you just leave people i couldn't leave great question no but i really couldn't leave my mom asked me a favor she had

a deadline and i was personally invested in the vlog so anything for the vlog so we get into the house this entire house did not have electricity no running water nothing so the time we got to the house the sun was setting yes so like oh my god when we kind of entered it it wasn't that creepy right and slowly as we're making our way through yeah it was but but the creepiness factor went up tenfold when all of a sudden it went from oh sundown to it was pitch fucking black pitch black the only light was coming from our phones and the flashlights and your fucking book light so we start to go up the stairs and we go to the top floor and it is like pretty fucking jarring guys shocking every single room in this house was painted different colors yes which was fucking weird as shit like one room was

red and i will never forget the red room there the roof was caving in there was water all over the roof was all over the ground yes and the top floor the third floor the third floor had all of these little tiny like crawl spaces yes that were fucking terrifying like you could fit a body in there but they would have to be like hunched around yes and they were in the most random tiny like crawl spaces yes that were fucking terrifying like you could fit a body in there but they would have to be like hunched around yes and they were in the most random yes places one was like in the top corner of the ceiling one was in the bottom like and they some of them have little doors to open in them oh my god and like the wallpaper is like peeling off the walls and when we talked to my mom later there were two families that lived there at one point.

That's why the house was kind of set up so strange. There was literally two kitchens in this place. Yes. It was pretty mind fucking because you're seeing everything like replicated, duplicated. Everything is like, why are there two kitchens? It was like a mind fuck. There's so many bathrooms. There's so many rooms. There's so many little crevices.

So at the beginning of our journey in this house we were just seeing this as like damn this is going to be so cool to film in you forgot one thing oh the window at the very top we will post this on our social media so if you and i are leaving the third floor and we turn and we see there is a window and i think it was done with um like lipstick or blood who fucking knows and it just says see ya with an exclamation point like like it's just what what does that mean what i don't know in the afterlife goodbye you're dead so as sophia and i were exploring the house and you guys i hopefully you'll be able to see kind of like the progression and some of the footage because i fucking did as i watched all of it in the beginning of this footage you see sophia and I were just acting like idiots like this.

It was fun and it was funny and like we were just fucking around. But slowly as we were like committing to this whole like, oh, let's do this seance thing. The fun really started to kind of wear off and the feeling sort of turned from creepy to slowly actual genuine fear like the joke the overall mood had just changed at one point although i was just like fucking around looking back on it now it is no wonder why we started to really freak ourselves the fuck out at one point i went into like the living room yep and i went into the center of the room and i placed all of these objects in a circle and i went into the middle of the circle and i'm holding the fucking holy bible and i'm trying to be funny but i'm like

reciting verses and like saying i like worship satan and i'm speaking in like fake tongues yes and the only light shining on me is a fucking flashlight right so no fucking shit we're scared even though i was joking like i started to creep myself dude i actually had a moment i just remembered we have to post this i remember i walked into the room and you sophia was twirling around singing and i was like okay I'm about to fucking die and again I want to reiterate that you just said the only light we had was from our flashlights like I'm sure there are some hardos that are listening to this story being like I'm not scared of the dark no there's no one on this fucking planet that's not going to be fucking scared I

know people are scared when their own in their own fucking basements in the dark so imagine sophia and i being idiots out here thinking we can handle a four floor house in the middle of a town we have no idea where the fuck we are by ourselves and it's summoning fucking ghosts and it's a run down like rickety house right so the overall point we were just at this point perturbed perturbed we were over the games yes and we wanted to just be it was funny and then it was like not funny yeah we were like i want to fucking die i want to get the fuck out of here yes so we i think we were avoiding it yes we were avoiding going in the basement which we i had to to like get the photos well because every fucking horror film it's like don't go in the basement so we are on our way and alex gets a

text from her mom and her mom who doesn't swear does not swear is like what the fuck are you doing in elizabeth new jersey sofia had posted on her story yeah she geo tagged elizabeth new jersey yes and my mother us being from the east Coast, because obviously Sophia's mom didn't know Elizabeth, New Jersey. My mom, however, from the East Coast was like, Alexandra Cooper. Yeah. Elizabeth, New Jersey. Because I'm like, Mom, I'm just vlogging.

What's up? She goes, Elizabeth, New Jersey is the one of the number one highest crime, rape and murder towns. Yes. In the in the united states yes please get the fuck out of there just a little fun fact that she let us know when we're in the middle of this house right at the peak of our terror and our being scared kind of was really setting in yes so we're standing in the first floor kitchen and sophia and i i get that text and i obviously share that with sophia and i'm like oh okay cool so i think at that point we're like we need to get out of here and my obviously my mom has no fucking idea she's living in no idea she doesn't know so we're like let's just get the fucking pictures for the basement get the fuck out

all right this is i'm gonna start crying have chills. So we start heading down the basement. It is a wooden, like rickety, open staircase. Like one of the actual like stairs is gone. Like there's no wood. And it's like slabs of wood. Slabs. And there is a, all we can see really. Is a cement hallway.

And a creepy ass washing machine. And then like seven little black ass rooms that we have no idea. And then there's an end to the hallway. And then you can turn right. Yes. So this is what we're staring at. Yes. I tell Sophia.

Sayonara bitch. Go get your pictures girlfriend. I'll be right at the staircase waiting for you. I'm just filming her as she's going to do her due diligence. Yes. So I start walking down the hallway and I turn the corner and I notice that in this like little room thing, there's all of these trash bags like filled to the brim trash bags. Yeah. And I'm like, this is very strange.

Like what the fuck is happening? And so I start to look closer and I see a blanket like it was like a blanket tarp thing, like a plastic blanket. And it's spread out. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Like I was so confused. There's like a chair there's like these fucking stuffed animals like within seconds I fucking realize that there is someone

living in this fucking house there is someone living in the fucking house And I lost my shit. I, daddy gang, I have like chills saying it right now. I did a 180 and I have never screamed so loud. I have never ran so fast. I'm pretty sure I shoved Alex to the ground. Yes, thank you. Full force from my POV, I'm looking at Sophia, does one look to the right, sees whatever the fuck she saw, and she she starts screaming sprinting at me looking like she just saw a ghost and looks like a ghost it was worse than seeing a ghost it was

yes absolutely because all of a sudden i'm like thinking i'm like wait are they in the house right right is there a man in this house who the fuck is in this house is he in a different room is he in this fucking basement is he gonna come back and so sofia and i fled we got the fuck out of the house we ran like four blocks we did not stop running screaming but finally we like catch our breath and we're like okay we need to call the police and we need to call my mom yep so we give a little phone call the police are on their way and we're just fucking standing on the side corner looking like hookers yes so well yeah but actually i think as we were waiting for the police guys this is also something that fucked us we were we had been so hyper focused on what was happening in the house what had just

happened in the house that we neglected to even really pay mind to what my mom had just texted us about the town we were in yeah and it kind of started to hit us and we were like hold on when we were on this side of the road in elizabeth new jersey and there's like one street lamp with our fucking tits out and we while we're standing there i think sophia and i kind of hit us we're like we are standing on the corner at the time of one of the highest crime rated towns in america and i don't know what's scary what's scarier right if we if we stay in the house or if we stand on this fucking corner yes and i think it like we hadn't even focused on our actual overall environment outside because we were so focused on inside and we're like no this is actually could

be more dangerous we will we could almost be safer in the fucking house yes so and that's fucking freaky as fuck so okay the police show up yes and we tell them that like we live in manhattan and they're like we'll take you to the train station we explain what happened yes and so one of the officers goes to the house and then like one of them drives us to the station we like go home here we go here we go this uh okay here we go my mom calls me the next day to like update me on what happened she had been um cooperating with like the police letting them know first of all we had authorization to be in the house yeah they, they were probably like, why the fuck? Because they were probably like, you two little hookers. Like, what the fuck were you doing? Meth heads, prostitutes. Right, right, right.

And so the police end up telling my mom that there was, in fact, a man found in the house that night. Great. R.I.P. Dope. Okay. Alex and I, I freaked the fuck out. I, like, hung up on my mom. I, like, grabbed Alex. Yeah. alex and i i freaked the fuck out i like hung up on my mom i like grabbed alex yeah and we spent

the next 24 hours going through every fucking scenario how was this man first of all able to avoid us the entire time we were there was he going in and out of rooms and like up and down different levels and just like sneaking past us which was totally plausible considering we had explained to you guys it was this low-income housing there were multiple staircases because there were multiple families living there so like a family was living on the second floor right so there was an entrance way that went all the way up to the second floor yes so the man could technically have been when we're going up to the second floor yes so the man could technically have been when we're going up to the second floor easily he could have gone out and taken the outside staircase down

and gone back into the basement there were so which is so fucked up picture that you and i are walking up screaming our fucking say on shit and he's sprinting outside and going into the shed or into the basement thing is is like there were so many like I had a moment where I was like did he just hide in one spot and like watched us like did he like hide himself in a closet and just like watched us like through like a slit in the closet door did he hide in the attic you know what I mean like what if he just stayed like he probably knew that house so well. Right. And we probably knew like little places to hide.

Yeah. And it's not like we're creeping around being silent. It's very apparent where we are. So it was probably easy for him to pick a fucking spot. Totally. And know where she was hiding in that fucking shed. Was he hiding in the basement and he just happened to be in a room that we like hadn't entered yet that makes me kind of want to fucking die thank you sophia yeah guys it was pretty fucking terrifying just

like being confirmed yeah that the entire time we were in that house there was a man yes and the entire we actually i mean we went through best believe we were so hyper obsessed with this for a little bit. We went through all of the footage over and over and over again, looking at the film, being like, are we going to see anything? Yes. I'm like, did you see that shadow? What was that?

Oh, my God. And I think we were we had talked about it. Sophia and I saying like there were times, obviously, during this thing that we were kind of freaking ourselves out because of the seance thing we were doing we had heard creaks or cracks and we were like yes oh what was that and now in hindsight i'm like oh well it was him literally fucking doing a lap upstairs moving around going downstairs because we were heading up it was just one of those things where like it it was fucking creepy and i know a lot of people are listening and they're like okay i think it was pretty clear the guy was a squatter hopefully

yes which not a squirter not a squirt a squatter yeah regardless of what it was dude it is so terrifying actually my mom i can just quickly say this her friend james has the same job in chicago okay and i remember he told my mom and i story he went into a house that was flooded it was like a foreclosed home but it was flooded right and there was no electricity and something like brushed up against his ankle and he put his flashlight down and it was a dead body shut the fuck up what the fuck what the fuck alex is like i'm like this career is never for me ever for me if anyone asked me to go take pictures of a fucking house absolutely never again never my fucking life dude that shit is scary it's so scary wow so happy fucking No. So. Happy fucking Halloween. Moving on to sexual, sexual, sexual, spooky sexual. What?

Sexual spooky. I guess sex can be scary. It can be a little scary. You like to live on the wild side. Oh, yeah, baby. All right, guys. So this week we're talking blowjobs. Okay.

And you know what? Usually Alex spearheads the blowjob discussion. but I'm going to fucking kick this off. Oh, baby. So just fucking sit down and grab your tea or your vodka tonic and let's get going. All right, Sophia. I was doing this. I was going to say the other day, but like I don't need to share details like that. So you were doing this this morning.

I was doing it. Just tell them. Can you smell it on my breath? Absolutely. I was giving this man a blowjob and I decided to try something a little bit different. And this thing I decided to try pretty much made this man turn to me after and say, I have never experienced a blowjob like that. That was the best blowjob I've ever received. Okay?

Oh my God. So listen, usually when you go down on the penis, okay, we've already done the foreplay. We played with the balls. We've done just the tip. We've done it all. Okay? Yes. And now we're getting into the blowjob.

In. Usually when you go down on the dick with your mouth, you're wrapping your lips around the shaft and the head and the dick. Yes. Okay. And you're kind of not necessarily suction, but you're like sucking, you know, like you're gripping it nicely with your mouth. Yes.

And I decided that I kind of wanted to like tease him a little bit and I wasn't going to give him that like nice suction he was looking for. Oh, hit him where it hurts. And so I opened my mouth as wide as I could. Okay. And I went down on his dick with my lips kind of like barely touching like the sides. So your mouth is like open. As wide open as I can.

Oh. like the sides so your mouth is like open as wide open as i can oh and i go down all the way like that super slow and i let the head of his dick hit the back of my throat because i ain't no bitch ain't no bitch okay hit that larynx let him know and the fucking tip of the penis were hanging out getting to know each other dry humping and grinding okay it's like not necessarily they get it they get it and then i came back up super super slow again without giving him like that tight grip or suction of my mouth and i kept doing this over and over super slow and he was it was driving him fucking nuts he was going crazy he was like was like, oh my God, like fuck. Like he was literally saying fuck as I was doing this. Oh, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie B, Sophie B, Sophie B.

Let's bring that name back. Sophie B is when Sophie is being a bitch. I call her Sophie B. Sophia, I am so fucking proud right now. My proud senses are tingling. Thank you. Wow. Okay, okay. I am so fucking proud right now. My proud senses are tingling. Thank you. Wow.

Okay. Okay. Let's break this down because this is so fucking smart. Yeah. And I'm so happy you're bringing it up. We always talk about teasing and how you can incorporate it into blowjobs. Just like when we like to get our pussy ate, men also like the teasing. Yeah.

But this specifically, I want to call this, what's the Halloween character? Like the scream mask? The scream mask. Boom. Halloween, bitch. Not boom. No. Boo.

That's so fucking corny. I don't care. Okay. So. It's terrifying because of this soul sucking you're about to do. Oh, let's go. Okay. They're like, please just tell us the blow job. So I think that's really smart because the scream mask, like how the guy's mouth is open,

that's basically going down in this guy's dick. There is something about not touching his dick until all he really feels is the back of your throat and the penis connecting you, but he's looking at you visually and seeing half of his penis or more than half of his penis is disappeared. Right. He doesn't feel much other than the back of that chunky, nice throat back there. I think that's brilliant.

And I don't want to steal your thunder. Oh, but. Oh, no, no, no. Guys,

sorry. We're moving on. And let's go on. Um, no, I do want to add on. How about I add on? Alex,

go ahead and tell me how you're gonna one up it just just go it's fine honestly it's fine okay daddy i have my expertise and you have yours so i think that's genius i do and mine is laying there with my eyes closed and praying that it's over soon just kidding okay rail them falling asleep keep going okay so as you're going down on his dick i do think that we should, we're keeping with what you're saying. You are not really touching his dick at all. Your mouth is wide open.

You're going down. Yeah. The only part that's hitting it is the back of your throat. Yes. What I've done in the past is brought this up a notch and this is kind of like, um, shit you would see on like porn hub and stuff. Oh, you got to use it sparingly and i and i feel like because if you do it all the time then it like loses its luster but maybe on

like a drunken night or halloween night um you're gonna instead of just going down you're gonna take your two index fingers or your two middle fingers whatever fucking finger you prefer and you're gonna put them in the sides of your mouth and stretch your mouth out wide while your mouth is in the wide oh open position so like he's like the joker yes literally like the joker the joker so you are putting your fingers in your mouth and i'm using i'm how my pointer fingers out and you stretch your mouth wide so then you literally are he's watching as you are, to a man, what this is signaling is like, one, okay, like your cock is big and I'm about to try to go down on it. And then two, he's watching as you are stretching your mouth open, kind of insinuating, like

you're really trying to take as much as possible and get it as much as possible. Right. And every time I've done this to a guy, I think it's kind of one of those like, what is she doing moments? And sometimes you can even let go of one of the fingers and just have one of them in your mouth, pulling it to the side. But there's just something about you adjusting your mouth and him watching you stretch your mouth out. I mean, he wants pussy see everything stretched out including the mouth that shows a man that also signals to him that like you want yes to fucking rock his world and you don't care if you look like an absolute freak no you don't care if you look

like the joker doing that you're like this is gonna feel good let's try it and it's like every girl that does that to me that insinuates we always have that's our line die for that yes you are so nasty you're staring at this thing and you're like how can i there's nothing you won't do yes for that dick to explode semen into your mouth there's nothing you won't do you want that thing to the back of the fucking throat and if i have to spread my fucking mouth open and do it i'm gonna do it i'm trying that and then and then girls if you put your tongue out a little farther than your actual like bottom lip so when you have your oh you have your cheeks pulled back and then the tongue the tongue is out and then you're going down on his dick you can kind of have the tongue on the base on the back of his dick right going down the dorsal dorsal the dorsal

the dorsal part so listen ladies it's fucking halloween yeah try some creepy shit but also really hot fucking shit and this is just another like we say we always are bringing you blowjob tips right and you know what we started this podcast with the gluck gluck yeah and it has changed lives but i am here to say that there are still so many fucking girls giving lame head it's true there are so many girls that still don't know how to give head and guys like this really will set you apart also sophia i do want to mention that your um technique is such a good opportunity to make eye contact i can't tell you how hot it is when because you know i have a dick and i look down all I can't tell you how hot it is when, cause you know,

I have a dick and I look down all the time at the girls doing it. No, when you look down at a girl and her mouth, especially in this position is wide open, taking this guy's dick. And then you look up at him with like your eyes watering. He's it's unbelievable. It is. Also, I'm pretty sure in porn land or just like in the porn land or in like the sex community the joker position is also known as fish hooking but let's call it the joker but it's fish hooking but let's call it the joker more yeah me too because it's the halloween episode i want to add one more tip it just occurred to me it's not really a tip but okay because i was also doing this okay when his dick was in my mouth visualize everyone i just like. Sophia with the dick in her mouth.

No, every time I do this podcast, like I still will get shocked. Yeah. I'll still shock myself. Oh, it's shocking. Trust me. And I'm like, if my grandparents hear this, like I'm so done. Mine would be dead. Yeah, that's just.

Okay. So when his dick is in your mouth is doing a tiny bit of dirty talk with your mouth full. I don't know. We talked about this but i was saying stuff like i'm your slut and it literally and it literally sounds like this oh my god it literally it sounds like that and it feels weird but a guy fucking loves it i watching you yes that was the best thing i've ever seen and i want to end the episode here dude that is so fucking hot and it's not a time for you to really dirty talk no but you can just make out like a few words and then keep going yeah like especially when

you're like maybe still towards the tip and you're going down that's when you can kind of like get one word out or something yeah boom yeah but even if it's hard to get the words out like just fucking try it it just i don't know guys are disgusting and they like that yeah everything that's disgusting on his dick he's happy about wow so we've got the scream and the joker and then a little dirty talk on that dick yeah some scary talk i'm like i'm it sometimes is it weird when i do this podcast like i'll get a little horny and like i want to go do some scary talk i'm like i'm it sometimes is it weird when i do this podcast like i'll get a little horny and like i want to go do it no but i'm horny if you're horny and i'm horny and we live together it's kind of a no-brainer all right moving on every guy when you are getting

serious with a girl you need to have the poop talk with your girl and if you don't know what the fucking poop talk is listen the fuck up grab your pen grab your paper stop driving stop being on the elliptical stop doing stop fucking if you're mid fuck stop listen up yeah the poop talk is such an important part of a relationship it really grows that trust and intimacy and it really lets you flourish in a way that you never needed to flourish um no it's it is really important most of the time guys a girl is gonna be like stop it but really she's gonna be so fucking relieved so relieved by you just saying the word poop and acknowledging that she does it yeah literally her spirits will be arisen obviously it has to come with time please don't bring this up on like this second date and you're

like she thinks you have like a fucking weird poop fetish he's like you know you can go shit you know you can go drop some i'm not gonna be i won't be upset yeah let me know i won't be mad it's like ew yeah no but as you're getting more serious with a girl if you are able to in some way and not be awkward about it address it because i had this conversation with my brother when he was dating a girl i was like if you do not have this conversation with her and jokingly bring it up she's gonna be running to cvs every freaking night yes because she's scared to shit in your apartment faking phone calls faking showers lying to you and then who knows where the lies will go right she starts lying

about the poop and then she starts lying about the penis that was in her the night before that's really how it escalates that's absolutely how it escalates i totally agree have the poop talk and like it doesn't need to be a the way we describe it a poop talk have the talk have vlog talk and she will be happy if you're one of those guys sitting there being like i know girls don't poo and you just poo out um butterflies and fucking glitter fucking suck your own dick suck your own dick suck your own dick and sit on it and twirl on it because you're not getting it's not fair it's not funny okay it's not funny it's not it's not i don't think they think it's funny i think they think it's true little immature bitch boys think it's funny and be like girls don't poop you know what's funny and you're you are in middle school and you have never gotten your dick sucked that's what i

know and it's so it's on i don't want to say the word hot but it's very attractive when a guy can be mature about it and bring it up yeah so the moral of the fucking story for men is you need to have the poop talk with women yep women it is really fucking hard when you are going on vacation with a man or you're going to visit a man and planning that poop schedule we've talked about it before it's just crippling it is it is not fucking fun trying to figure it out i've had it where i've gone on vacation and i literally like do not allow myself to go number two and i come home and i look like i'm like seven months pregnant and it's like it's time to go because that's how backed up so we want to help all of our girls out because sophia and i were talking about this like strategizing for our trips sophia is going to be in a hotel with the man and i am going to be in a house with a man.

Alex, I figured you'd be in a house where if you're not in a hotel, would you be on the side of the road? On a boat? You're like, so if you'll be in a hotel and I will be, you know, under a roof, I will be in shelter. So every girl that's going to be in a hotel with a man, let's talk about the hotel rooms because that's going to be you, sweetheart. Can man. Let's talk about the hotel rooms. Because that's going to be you, sweetheart. Can I speak? Yeah.

Of course you can always speak. Because I have traveled, as everyone fucking has. And depending on the hotel you are at, the hotel room bathroom can actually fuck you. And I literally want to speak to every architect or every designer who's ever done a hotel and been like what in the actual fuck why is this bathroom and bathtub in the middle of the hotel room like i don't understand no that's such a good point some hotel rooms are so amazing like why is oh and then some are the best. Some are the best. Some have like, you know what my favorite is? Tell us.

Is when you go in and there's a door to like a massive bathroom. Yes. And then there's another door to the actual toilet. Yes. And you are locked in. He can't hear shit. Locked and loaded. Yes.

There's two doors covering you as you're going to do your business. Like try to get through two locked doors. Try to hear what's going on. Yes. Yes. The ones, I see this in Vegas a lot because Vegas, they're like, people are here to just fuck and do coke and gamble and be naked all the time. And see a stripper and fuck and threesomes, whatever.

Right. So the ones where it shows the silhouette of your body. Oh, Jesus Christ. It like shows the outline of your body. It's like, why? body it's like why and it's like fine if you want to do that when i'm in the shower and have that showing i still don't love it no like what if i had a huge breakfast and i'm not in the mood to suck in like okay but then the visual of me on the toilet hunched over with like my shoulders on my knees and like my head down your shoulders on your knees like bent over like hunched over first of all i've never pooped like

that but like if for some reason it was a big one or what if you like need to like you're constipated so you need to put your feet on the toilet seat and squat. Okay. I have actually never done these things. You just said put your shoulders on your knees and then put your feet on the top of the fucking toilet seat. Never have I done that. Okay.

My ex-boyfriend told me that if he was constipated, he would put his feet flat on the toilet seat. He did see a squatty potty. Yes. Okay. I know what you're saying. I'm trying to just paint a visual of like, there should not be a fucking silhouette of that. Fuck no.

Especially because a lot of times when you go on vacation, it's kind of supposed to be sexy time usually with this guy. Absolutely. Okay. You like packed a little lingerie. So what is your go-to if you're going to be in a hotel? Let's help the ladies out. My go-to if you're gonna be in a hotel let's help the ladies out my go-to okay is the shower okay so i'll be like okay babe like i'm gonna take a shower i turn the shower on i'll go in there do my thing and by the time like i'm out

of the shower and all that stuff it doesn't smell this smell is gone okay i think that's a great one so girls if you're in a hotel with a guy one is the shower and then two you can't do that at any fucking hour of the day no no you can't just go shower right like you're about to leave for an event you're like i'm gonna quickly shower it's like bitch you're dressed full makeup on and hair done if you think about it you could really get away that you're like i'm gonna wash my body or like my feet or some shit i don't fucking know okay i'm gonna wash my asshole because i'm gonna go poo and i'm gonna get in the shower and scrub my asshole thing or because we're gonna do anal later i just need to quickly rub my ass i just thought about something something

else i've done is i've pretended to do my hair and i've literally turned on the blow dryer set the blow dryer on the ground no leaving it running and then do my thing yes and then do my thing a genius sits upon me yes dude you can't hear shit when a blow dryer is running that must be so funny when you're taking the shit and I'm just like moving around blowing everywhere yes another thing that I've done and I wouldn't suggest this one but you can't do this one what if i know i'm about to leave for an event i will fucking hold my poo until i get is it so sad like no man is holding it's ridiculous but like if i know that we're going somewhere and it's gonna have a public restroom i'm like okay i'll just do it there survivor yes yeah i feel

that my um hotel room tactics are a little bit different um i usually veer towards the more like lying side and try to like i i'm never trying to do it in the vicinity of them being near me shut up so i'm always i'm always trying to like find a way out um my go-to you're that terrified that like you literally will not do it in the hotel room tell me right now I've done it but my go-to favorite like my all-time favorite give it to us okay I'm sitting with him and I will fake a phone call and and it's usually you having a midlife crisis can you start picking another friend i don't have any so i'm like it's so few and your boyfriends always think i'm the most psychotic like is it sophia again i'm like oh you're like yes should i block her should i just block her he's like yeah

baby like oh so i will fake a phone call i'm like sorry like sophia's having like a midlife crisis with this sophia's taking a shit i'll talk to her no i'll be like sophia is having like guy issues i'll be right back so i start talking to you pretending i'm talking to you and i will leave the hotel room the minute i leave the hotel room i am booking it to the elevator i'm booking it down to the lobby i am booking it to the fucking lobby bathroom and i am blowing that thing out with no one fucking knowing what is that saying it's like if a tree falls in a forest and it even fucking fall that's me did alex even shit in the lobby i think i did and i shit in the lobby and i go back and you walk past reception you're like where the fuck is the bathroom?

Dude, it's literally like, bye baby. I just got to go talk to Sophia. And I'm booking it. Is he never like, why do you need to leave? No. Dude, it's girl time. Guys are so weird about that. It's serious.

She's freaking out. And then I come back and I give the grade A performance. You know I can do it. I'm like, God, Sophia and her guy right now. It is just a mess. She's a mess. There's so much going on. Get her into therapy.

Get her into therapy. She's already in it. It's not working. He's like, didn't you break up with that guy yesterday? You're like, they're back together. And now there's another. It's like, there's a, so I go off and it really works because at the end of the day, what man is going to sit there and be like, well, wait, wait what tell me more about the girl drama you come back you're like yeah and you

just look at them and you give them that like just don't even ask yeah and then you sit back on the bed and you're 10 pounds lighter i love when we talk about our dumps like we're dropping off loads of timber moving on alex let's talk about your situation. Please. When you're in a house with a guy, there are multiple bathrooms. Right. And you get to pick which one. Yes, there are, sweetie. So you're thinking this is great.

Mm-hmm. But, Alex, it's fucking not. It's not great. Because you can't just casually use the bathroom upstairs because that's a dead giveaway that you're going poo. If you dare step on the fucking stairs while you guys are on the first floor because that's a dead giveaway that you're going poo if you dare step on the fucking stairs while you guys are on the first floor let's say he's like there she goes she's shitting her brains out lay a massive down and you're like no so actually like you can't if

the second you don't use the nearest bathroom you might as well be like i'm trying i'm trying to think of my strategy for a house and I'm so fucked up I already know what I do well I'm assuming it includes a lie and a phone call it actually does oh my god I'm not kidding ready no no listen listen this is where okay I will fake a phone call in this in the situation but it's different than the phone call you do in the hotel i will pretend say we're sitting on the couch okay we're watching you're like sophia's fucking calling again it's sophia so no i will pretend that i get a call i don't announce it i'll just answer my phone i will stand up i will casually begin to just like stroll around the house

pretending i'm on the phone with my girlfriend i'm like hey what's up girl like what's up i will pretend for a little bit to aimlessly walk around each room just wandering on the phone meanwhile i know fucking goddamn well my destination is the goddamn guest room in the side of the house bathroom yeah okay you're headed towards the west wing and you know what you're about to do where you're going but you're pretending so then what happens is i walk my ass into the bathroom i will be scrolling through instagram whatever but i will continue to pretend i'm on the phone so i'm straight up talking to fucking jessica about her boozy brunch. Okay.

I'm not talking to anyone. There's no Jessica. You're like schizo level. Just sitting there, staring at the wall, talking. I'm pretending to talk on the phone. You continue the phone call when you're sitting on the toilet.

Because God forbid he walks past the bathroom. God forbid. Then he knows. Oh, she's just, she's still on the phone, but I guess she's just peeing really quickly. It's insane.

I, I swear to God, I know it sounds crazy, but it works every fucking time because the conversation gives you a reason to go to the opposite bat or random bathroom. You stumbled upon it. I've done this too. And you sit down on your throne. I've done the same fucking thing. Right? Okay.

Desperation. Oh, you need to just do it in the bathroom next to him. What can they have that we have not talked about poop spray guys hello lauren our old roommate actually brought this to us and i think it's a very common thing lauren lauren's like please fucking don't you're like lauren actually made sure to um bring that to the apartment to sophia and i she came home with it one day and was like you two need like we weren't aware and lauren okay lauren was just ordering shit off of amazon one day and she got this thing and she was like this could be good for our fucking 301 because back in the day one of us shits and we all fucking smell it so guys if you don't know about the poop

spray it's poopery you can get it on amazon this is not fucking sponsored but i actually like if they would sponsor us me too and this poop spray let me tell you yeah you don't even know right what went down in that freaking toilet that That shit smells so good. Okay. Can I say a couple things? Of course you can always say. Well, number one. Thank you. It is my podcast as well.

I forgot. Cut through, bitch. I'm like, Alex, is it okay? Alex, is it my turn? Something that does worry me a little bit because we are women and we are that psycho is aren't you ever like, well, it smells now. It's a dead giveaway that I went poop. Now it smells like fucking lemons and he knows that my pee aren't you ever like who will it smell? It's a dead giveaway that I went poo. Now it smells like fucking lemons and he knows that my pee

doesn't smell like lemons. Why do you need a spray after peeing? What are you covering up? Right. You're only spraying after poo. So that's a dead giveaway but

Wouldn't you rather that? Wouldn't you rather him smell some flowers than fucking what you ate earlier? Absolutely. Now it's time for some questions let's get into it all right quick sophia give this girl some advice this girl wants to know what is the best way to tell someone that you've never fucked but you're gonna fuck them that you're a squirter what should i say and when should i say it or

should i just let him find out in the heat of the moment bring your scuba gear it's going down you're like hey baby scuba gear you meet tonight get fucking ready and get the tarp out because a monsoon is coming your way. Hurricane season, baby. Let's go. Fire hose to the face. Where do you want me to plant that shit? You come on my face. Where do you want my cum?

He's like, who is this girl? I hope you're thirsty, baby. We're getting hydrated today. You got to get that thirst quenched. We are immature. No, quickly, if I were you, I would literally tell, you could even tell him a little bit ahead of time and be like hey like i am i get really really wet you don't even have to say squirt yeah you should like i get really really wet or i get extremely wet or or if you

want to be like sexting a little beforehand and you can be like i like know how to squirt and i want to squirt for you and then when you get there just be like hey do you have a towel like i want to put it down like i know i'm gonna get so wet yeah every guy is gonna be like i just came in my pants i think that that's fucking right now every time a girl is squirting it can get a little tiring for guys maybe if you're not taking precaution and putting shit down but if this is your first time you fucking hit him with that super soaker and he will be elated totally huge fucking issue here so many girls writing this in it pisses me off okay i'm doing this guy it's pretty new and he's awful at foreplay whenever he fingers me it's god awful and he does not go down on me but the actual dick is bomb how do i teach him to be

better at foreplay also a lot of girls um are saying that when they're hooking up with their hookup the guy doesn't eat them out so this is like a very reoccurring get the fuck out of this podcast whatever men are doing that what the fuck yeah it's like i don't understand if anything we're the ones that need to foreplay more yes not you yes thank you what are you doing yes where's your head get your head in the game let's talk about so she's complaining that she's not getting and i understand as much as we're always so confident on call her daddy i understand girls may be a little nervous to bring something up that they want in the bedroom if especially if you don't have that communication yet and if it is just like a

friends with benefits but i think especially when it's a friends with benefits you should even feel more inclined because it's all about the sex, all about the sex. So fucking make it more about, right. If you're in a relationship, you don't want to hurt your partner's feelings. Yeah.

You may be more comfortable, but sex is sex with a friend. So what would you do, Sophia? I think instead of saying the word for play, yeah. Say, use the word teasing.

Tell him that when a guy teases you before he ends up like actually going in for like the kill and by kill i mean fucking that the teasing is like what really gets you and makes you come harder than anything else i think that's so smart i think my biggest advice is do not try to do it in the heat of the moment like hey like can you finger me a little bit longer no it's too late because when you are in the middle of the moment like hey like can you finger me a little bit longer no it's too late because when you are in the middle of hooking up with a guy as much as we love to believe that they're there to also get us off when a man's dick is hard and you guys are doing foreplay really all he's thinking about is when the fuck can i put it in this bitch literally

when can i pork this bitch yes so do this outside of the bedroom and if i were you even if you're talking like if you're sexting or something i think you should like you said so if you drop hints but even say like babe like next time we hook up i want you to go down on me and like eat my pussy like it feels so good and that's how i get super wet i'm gonna have such a good orgasm if you eat me out make it something sexual absolutely be like you could even be like i want you like this next time to like yeah almost get me to the brink of coming and then like don't let me come and then fuck me if you just say that and then when you're in the bedroom be like no now you need to like actually let me go and i will attest to this this past weekend i had a guy that was like teasing me

for 20 to 30 minutes before he actually let me come. And it was the best orgasm I've ever had. See, there we go. So men listening, come on. Personal testimonial from thou Sophia Frankel. You know. Frankelstein. Frankelstein. There you go.

The teasing will get you. Facebook marketplace hack. Okay. Okay. If you are a man, search Facebook marketplace. Do you know what the marketplace is? You can like sell shit on Facebook. Oh, okay.

No, I didn't know that. Search Facebook marketplace for wedding dresses. It will show recently divorced women in your area. From there, you can search by the size of the women through their dress size. Love you daddies and go fuck yourself okay okay love you bitch go fuck whoever wrote this in wow you're a real sociopath and i like me too i like you i want to hang out he told us to fuck ourselves i like him already i like him already he's searching women who are vulnerable, recently divorced, and not only that, searching them

by their dress size. This sounds like something MILF Hunter would do. Yes. This is literally like kind of also another way to find MILFs. Totally. Yeah. Wait, why is it showing divorced women? Well, it's women that are selling their wedding dresses.

Oh. So unless they're doing bad in money. Right. But I'm assuming when women want to get rid of that it's because they're like yeah some shit happened yeah wow okay you really pulling in the facts or so i guess men here we've told you barnes and nobles etc yoga classes i guess that's a really another way to find a milf yeah and totally to well i mean if they're looking at wedding dresses if this guy is i guess why don't you look for like kid shit?

Like kid toys. Like people selling kids clothes or something else. Slide in. That's kind of brilliant to find mills. And then go check their profile and see if you see a husband and if he's nowhere in sight, you slide the fuck in. And you fuck her while our kids are in the playroom. And you'll get right off. That's brilliant. Okay, this get right off. Yep. That's

brilliant. Okay. This is so interesting to me. It's a catfish situation. Sit back, relax and get your popcorn. I was totally catfish this weekend and I am not sure if I should be mad or impressed. Oh, I was at the bar over the weekend and I started talking to this guy. As we get to know each other, I learn he's a professional athlete or so he says. The entire night he does not skip a beat. Even his friends are in on the story. One thing led to another and I wound up back at his place and shit got kinky. As I'm leaving, he's telling me how him and his boys deleted their Instagrams one night, but insists on getting my handle before leaving.

So he can follow me when he redownloads it in the morning. I decide to look this guy up and see what he's actually about, except his name does not exist. There is no professional athlete under this name anywhere. It very quickly became clear to me that this guy used a fake name and story just to get some pussy his mistake was picking me because the crazy ass that i am was still able to track down the real him now here's my question and he's just like an average joe average ass joe wow she goes do i leave it and let him and his

friends have this crazy story or do i dm him and let him know that he got busted one part of me thinks it would be totally creepy if i dm him and considered he told me a complete life lie but another part of me thinks it would be funny to let him know that story is wild that is so amazing because see it's it's so amazing on both ends yeah so proud of her for finding the real him yes actually kudos to this guy for his friends people catfish from their profiles you know they like throw some face to me this guy full-on catfished in person in the flesh yes like you forget that people can literally just make up an entire lie girlfriend knowing me you run to the bathroom you type in the name and you look what his net worth is always and then naturally he's not gonna come up he's not in the mlb he's not in the nba he's

not the nfl it's like where the fuck is this guy and you would have known you always got to look for that net worth baby yeah but since you didn't i think it's one baller on their end fuck it to get some pussy good for him i would actually the mml yes alex that's really great to just completely fucking lie to someone about everything to fuck i mean if you're but it's fair enough that like well would she not have fucked him if he wasn't a quote-unquote professional athlete she's gonna be shallow yeah however i would probably dm him but i would make a joke of it yeah if i were you whatever he said that his name was yeah you should dm him and be like oh my gosh it's the craziest thing you look exactly like this professional athlete i fucked the other week but his name is

blah blah right you could just if you think it's funny then fucking dm him something like that if you're upset maybe you could dm him and be like thank god you have that lie in your back pocket because i would not have fucked you you fucking loser i think regardless you should dm him because it it's like it's a part of me wants you to not let him think he got away with that because as brilliant as his plan was you thought you're a daddy and you went crazy and you fucking found the real him that's baller though that whole story I want to meet this I would be very mind fucked and also never believe men when they say that they don't currently have an Instagram because they don't believe men anyone for anything and

men don't believe women when they say that a guy and he's like my name is Dave it's not no it's not and it's not and also if he says he doesn't have a specific app he does but he's lying to you everything that comes out of their mouth it's a lie it's a lie to believe nothing yes okay ever it's a good life not your dad not your brother not your dog who's a boy nope none of None of them. Okay. Okay. I have a quick, just comment that I want to make. Some girl wrote in and was saying, I finally was giving my man head and I was thinking about Alex and Sophia and you guys. While she was.

Hello. Girlfriend. I love that. I love that. Is she? Okay. We're on her mind. No.

I'm glad we were there with you in spirit no but she what her point was is she said that she was so in her head about okay she's been wanting to look up at her man when she's giving him head and she's been so fucking nervous to make eye contact with him okay and so she was like i had your guys's voices in my heads being like fucking do it look up at him look up look up i can imagine and she said finally i was like fuck it the fathers told me to do it and she said she was sucking her man's dick and she looked up at him and continued to suck and go up and down making eye contact with him with the dick in her mouth okay and he came in 10 fucking seconds okay and she was like i i can't believe it took me this long now i'm so proud of it it's like i broke

the barrier yes and i wanted to bring this up because i know we always talk about it caller daddy can be crazy but this is a very simple fucking move when you're giving head and it literally has to do with your eyeballs shifting in the upward direction right and it can literally make a guy go crazy totally it's so fucking hot when a guy sees you looking up at him with your dick in your mouth his dick in your mouth yeah it's hot that that makes me so happy so i imagine it's like the little devil and angel while she's sucking a dick we're like so i just wanted to point that out i like but that. But I actually have something about Milf Hunter. It's a Milf Hunter imposter. Someone wrote in and said, Daddies, this is not a fucking drill.

These men are taking shit way too far. I was out at the clubs with my girlfriends this past weekend, and this bitch boy had the audacity to introduce himself as Milf Hunter. Shut the fuck up. He tried to convince us he was the real deal like no no we know what he sounds like first of all and you're acting desperate as fuck which we know the real milf hunter would never do he would never go around bragging that he was milf hunter these men need to knock it the fuck off that is so fucking crazy people are trying to pretend but i'm i just

brought this up because i'm so proud the daddy gang is so fucking smart like the fact that these bitches are out hammered at the bar and they know nope you don't have the voice and also milf hunter would never act this way no milf hunter is not using the milf hunter status to fuck girls no so if you guys meet any imposters out there daddies never believe anyone no my husband and i got married young we have amazing wild passionate rough sex and always have for the past nine and a half years oh my god for the past few months he has been bringing dildos into the action and wants me to suck the dildo like i do with his dick moving back and forth between his dick and the dildo usually he pretends this other person is touching me when he does this

passing me back and forth to get fucked type of thing don't get me wrong i love it he says things like i see you riding his dick and will ask me do you care if he fucks you and so on so kind of like a cuckolding situation he says he just likes seeing the angles and taking the visuals in how do i tell if he wants an actual threesome though i've asked before but i feel like he's just nervous to mention it and to have a real person in here i want to be able to fulfill his desires but also don't want him to think that i'm not satisfied by mentioning us having a threesome what does he want okay first and foremost that's a very interesting little kink there that is interesting for him to

want to watch you suck a dildo it's very interesting i get it um but i think especially if he's the one that's been initiating this. Yeah. It shouldn't be hard for you to bring up a threesome. Well, also, sometimes I get confused when people write in. She has been with this man for nine and a half years. I am just a little bit confused how you don't feel comfortable to ask that. Right.

Because obviously at one point recently they she said this happened in the past couple months obviously he had to ask to bring a dildo in yeah and asked you to suck it and fuck it totally and so so obviously there's a open communication there if i were you you can say like babe i love how you get off to me like with like sucking the dildo and fucking the dildo do you think that we should start to explore like would you want to bring someone else into the bedroom totally fine if not yeah and then if he freaks out and he's like well do you i think you just say honey this is something that like i just kind of wanted to talk to you about like i'm not completely opposed but i'm not necessarily completely on board you're just like babe we are obviously spicing things up

i love it i think we're having an amazing sex i just wanted to know don't ever hold back if you want to ramp things up we should talk about it and i mean start by asking him what he likes about the dildo what aspect about this is getting you off right if it's the visual or if he likes the idea of having to pass you back and forth hello that's the perfect opportunity for a threesome yeah two men and then be like one woman right and then be like okay so that's like kind of what's getting you off like would you ever want to try that yeah and on the flip side don't ever get upset about your partner bringing up like a sexual fantasy or something they want to do i think there's so much it's the open relationship then you're sometimes that's like a little no i think that's such a good point it's like don't, then you're fucked. Sometimes that's like a little.

No, I think that's such a good point. It's like, don't ever think that them bringing up a threesome. I know so many girls are like, my boyfriend just said he wants a threesome. Like, he doesn't even like me. He doesn't want my pussy anymore. No. With threesomes and shit like that, we always say our fantasies that can be played out. So it's really just them thinking about a fantasy that they really know that they would want in real life. Totally.

Don't get insulted. Yeah. all right guys well that is it I am terrified I'm terrified but I'm excited I think Halloween is going to be a great opportunity for the daddies yes you guys I hope you're dressing up if you don't have a costume yet you know it's last minute Alex and Sophia I think you could be the founding fathers. It's easy. Two holes. Two girls. That's really all you need.

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