Call Her Daddy - 6 - The Post Nut Clean Up & the Gluck Gluck continued...

Episode Date: October 17, 2018

Alex and Sofia discuss the importance of the cleanup after he nuts, incorporating the balls and the butt in the Gluck Gluck, proper ghosting etiquette (we approve), AND Sofia's criminal history...

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy what's up guys it's alex and sophia back at it again for another episode we're having the worst fucking day of our lives i hope you're having a good fucking day. This morning was such a shit show. I woke up, you guys, with a splitting headache and my lips are so swollen. I look like Angelina Jolie. Okay, what about me? I have, what is it called, Sophia?

You have a stye. I have a fucking stye on my eyeball. It looks like, what does it even look like? I have a caterpillar just chilling above. No, like two fluffy pillows. Yeah, so i have fat fucking eyes right now and i need to stop cursing but yeah it's bad um i just said i look like angelina jolie like it was a bad thing shut the fuck up sophia yeah first of all you don't look anything close to you look hideous today and i'll give you that one horrible wow wow alex i can't wait to go home because I'm going to punch you in the face.

We're going at it. So we're having a really fucking bad day, guys. I don't know. Everyone has bad days. Just bear with us. Yeah, and you know what? We are adults, so we came in to work. All I wanted to do was lay in my bed and be like, fuck it, and I'm here.

And for everyone that says we have sugar daddies, I wish, bitch. I would love to be able to call him right now and say, you know, babe, I don't feel like going to work. I'm quitting. Just need to get me on that salary. Let's go. Also, I just forgot. Like, we're, like, talking about how we have a bad day.

Oh, my God. Sophie and I walk to the subway every day because we're peasants, and we, again, don't have fucking sugar daddies, and we're walking to the subway every day because we're peasants. And we, again, don't have fucking sugar daddies. And we're walking to the subway. I'm dying. Go ahead. You take it because it was about you. Go ahead.

Give it to him. I'm like lagging behind Alex. And I shit you not, a homeless person goes, yo, you look creepy. And I was like, I literally had to do a double take i'm like he did not just say that to me the guy with eight trash bags surrounding him and a fucking crack pipe in his pocket told me legit hammer first of all he was blending in with the garbage i'm like who said that and i look back and sophia looks like she's about to ball her eyes out because i don't know if there's anything worse than getting fucking

taken down by a homeless man. You know it's bad when a homeless person is telling you that you look creepy and he's hammered at 9 a.m. Okay. So good morning. Good morning. Call her daddy. Episode six. Let's get it fucking going. So we're going to get right into it. We had a lot, a lot of feedback about the Gluck Gluck. We've had people asking for more of the Gluck Gluck. But I want to quickly just address some questions that came out that we're going to go right into. So the Gluck Gluck 9000. Where's the best place to do it, Alex?

Because we kept getting that question. Yeah. So and we didn't address it, which I'm really upset about. So where is the best place to do the gluck-luck? And I don't mean like legit location, like at a fair or at school. I legit mean local. Oh, those are a little different. All right, I'm legit talking where is the best place to do the gluck-luck.

From a little birdie, male friend of mine, also from experience, experience I know from a fact that the best place to do the gluck gluck is to push a man up against a wall. There we go. And now guys are going to say, so standing, no, no, no. There's a difference between standing and getting head. And then when I say you need to straight up have this guy, he needs to have a backboard. The is his backboard and why I say this is because when guys when you're getting your dick sucked there's something about having the support of this wall it's different when the guy thrusts forward and it's different like it's a different kind of contact no I get that okay so yeah so I've heard it from a lot of guys that have had it and I feel like a lot of guys complain about having to stand up.

Yeah. And I'm saying, legit, don't stand. Get up to a wall and, like, lean back on that shit. And girls, it's like, imagine, like, it's kind of like, fuck, this is bad to say, but it's when you're, like, face fucking her and your hand is on the, oh, my God. At least you didn't say skull fucking. Well, it's basically skull fucking. It's when you put your hand on the back of her head and you're kind of, like, getting

that, like, traction and contact. That's basically what you're having with the wall. Okay, I'm going to hell. Anyways, after that, people have written in and they've said, I don't know if I can do the double hand twist because his dick is too small. His dick is never too small to do the double hand twist. And let me tell you why. Well, at that point, you just use like your thumb and your pinky, right? No, not the pinky.

Oh. Okay, everyone put your hands out right now. use like your thumb and your pinky no not the pinky what okay what you're you're do okay i'm not everyone put your hands out right now i want everyone to put their left and their right hand out and put your palms down you're gonna take your thumb and you're gonna take your index finger and you're gonna put them together like they're a circle and now you're gonna take your left and your right hand you're gonna put those little circles on top of each other that shit is about two inches so you're stacking those and it's about two inches every dick is bigger than two inches okay so what you're gonna do then is you're gonna twist those in different directions so i just hope that clarifies that and then you start stacking

more fingers the bigger the dick is so if that helps clarify i know this isn't as funny but this is legit terms that i want to just clarify really quickly before we get into this podcast a dick is never too small for the goddamn gluck gluck 9000 baby now the balls the balls okay sophia what would you do with the balls and the gluck gluck i don't know why i'm asking but just give it a try here we go i would bounce them around like a basketball game no i thought i thought you better yeah you tap them up i just like that just hurt my dick while you were saying it. Why would you say that? Okay, hold on. A basketball game is a little aggressive. Just like lightly. No, no. Just bounce them around. Okay, here we go. All right, the gluck gluck, what do you do with the balls? Okay, first of all, when you are addressing the balls, if you go down to the balls, you do not

leave his dick just hanging out there sticking up like it's midnight. You need to take it and always have your hand on it. So make sure you have one hand on the dick. When you go down to his balls, make sure you have a lot of fucking saliva in your mouth because no one wants fucking dry balls near their mouth and no guy wants your mouth on their dry balls. Make sure it's wet. You put one ball in your mouth. Woo! God, I'm going to hell.

Beautiful. Okay, I'm sorry. Here we go. I'm just giving straight facts. You put one ball in your mouth. You! God, I'm going to hell. Okay, I'm sorry. Here we go. I'm just giving straight facts. You put one ball in your mouth. You kind of switch it around. I'm trying to think, what is something you put in your mouth that you would never chew and you like lightly kind of just like go from

side to side with? Like a starburst. Like you don't chew it right away. Yes, Sophia! I am learning and you guys are hearing me. Yes! The master. Ice cream. When you guys are hearing me. Yes. The master. Ice cream. When you put a big chunk of ice cream in your mouth, that's the best.

Okay. You started, you were good with the Starburst. Starburst. You lightly kind of like swish it around your mouth. You would never chew on ice cream. You're the fucking devil if you chew on ice cream. You're the devil if you chew on a dick. So you lightly put one in and then if you can, and girls, you can, you just have to

get the right mentality. You slowly, if you can pop the other one in your mouth and then you've got two in there and you still swish them around. And then while you're doing this, your left hand or your right hand is on the dick. And then what is your other hand doing, Sophia?

While your mouth has the balls, your left hand has the dick. Where's your other hand? In his butthole. In his butt. butt I can at least I at least know that yes and and you don't go right into it you start your massaging down and then you eventually go we can talk about butt stuff at another episode but that's just a couple things of what to do with the butt and the balls boom I'm going to hell and now we're moving on so well hopefully that makes him come whoo come oh come what a word what a word what a beautiful word speaking of come sophia's ready for this one i feel like i can

actually put a little input into this here we go sophia take it take this there's there's two sides to this for the guy it is so hot if you're telling him where to blow his blow. Whoa! Babe, I want you to blow his blow. There's really no cute way to say that. I'm, like, trying to think of something, and I cannot come up with anything. Splooge all over me. Okay, see?

That was horrible. It's so fucking hot when you tell your guy where to come. Babe, I want you to come on my tits, on my ass, on my whatever. You know what I'm saying? It's so hot. And I don't know if girls think about that, especially if it's a one night stand. They're like, I don't want to speak up. Even if they're being dominant in the bedroom, fucking go for it and tell them where to come.

I think there's two sides for a girl. Do this to save your makeup that you just spent two hours on or the glam squad that you just spent $200 or your spray tan. The amount of times I'm like, honestly, just come in my mouth because if you fuck up, if you dare fuck up my spray tan, you goddamn motherfucker, I will fuck you up. I mean, we've all been there. You need to like get in a quickie before you're going wherever you're going. Yes.

And sometimes I'm like, honestly, let's risk it. Just come inside of me, get me pregnant because I just spent $250 getting my face beat. I'd rather have twins in nine months than you fuck up this spray tan right now. Protect the spray tan and protect the makeup over everything. So guys, that's the moral of the story is girls, it's so fucking hot when you direct them where to come. Boom, done. We're moving forward because this. This shit, people, that we are about to drop on you is going to change lives.

It's going to change guys' lives because I feel like some fuckboys just don't even think about it. It can really help you. It is called. Here we go. The cleanup job. The cleanup job is a team effort. Guys, you need to understand whether you're literally just trying to fuck this girl and have her as a consistent fuck. It doesn't matter.

What you're trying to do is ensure that she will answer you after you fuck her if you i love alex that you're just totally you're not even like if you ever want to date her i'm like when you want to fuck this broad you're like when you want to have sex with her again you better do this but it's okay fine when you want to get in a relationship you better do the cleanup right so everybody guys, if she has to get up and clean herself off and run to the bathroom and hold that shit and make sure it doesn't fall over her beep wrong. Every guy, whether you meet it or not, get up, go to the bathroom and get her a goddamn towel and bring it over to her. And I'm sure, I'm sure she'll take it.

Honestly, get a little Windex and a paper towel and treat that like a window and take care take care of the girl that you just fucking came all over her face honestly she's like i love when guys come on your face and you're blinded and you're literally have your arms out like a mummy and you're trying to find the bathroom and they're laying there on their phone looking at barstool sports and they're like this shit's awesome look at this sports girl and you're like i just you smashed your head into the wall or men sometimes you'll encounter what i call a slut savage and you'll literally turn your back to get the cum rag turn back around and all your cum will be gone because she ate it all up and that that is what is the definition of a savage all of a sudden

the cum is gone because she's ingested it and she's like, mmm. She's like, no, I need to go to dinner. Because I'm full with all my protein. Legit, legit, girls, I know we're going to get shit for this. But listen, the hottest thing, we told this to our roommate the other night and she was like, really? Girls, we are not saying to do this. We are not telling you to have to. We're just saying if you want to come out, if you want to come across like a nasty freak,

then do it. Yeah. If you don't, then don't. Then don't. Boom. That's all we're saying. We're giving you options on what to do. We're giving you options.

These are all options that you can incorporate. This is just charity work. We're just putting it out there. The Lord's work, okay? We're doing the Lord's work okay we're doing the lord's work we're moving on okay let's talk so anyways the other day that sophie and i were talking about how well i think you all already know we're fucking crazy but sophie and i were listening to actually a random podcast and they brought us up because they were kind of reviewing our

episodes and they were like we thought we were crazy these girls our episodes, and they were like, we thought we were crazy. These girls are fucking nuts. And I was like, what? It kind of hurt my feelings, but I kind of felt empowered, and I kind of was ashamed, but I kind of was down with it. I didn't really know how to feel, but I was like, all right, whatever. We've got to roll with it because we have a job now, and we have to keep going. So there's no option.

So we know we're crazy, but I want to just talk a little bit more about us being crazy, girls being crazy, because I think this shit's kind of funny. And I do think it's kind of relatable for guys and girls. So, Fia, I want you to tell them the story you were talking to me about the other day of what you did to your ex. Oh, my gosh. OK. My ex-boyfriend and I, when I lived in Utah, we got in this huge fight. He was sleeping in the guest bedroom. I was in our room and I was asking him for hours to join me

and to come to our room and come to our bed so we could go to sleep and he wasn't having it. He was so pissed off. Okay. So then I got fucking pissed off. I did something that you guys need to listen up and take notes.

Take notes, girl. Or don't take notes no take notes no okay i walk into the guest bedroom i crawl on top of my boyfriend at the time so seductively i start making out with him i'm you know rubbing a little bit just say you grabbed his wiener he gets a little excited hard sophia's trying to and i'm making out with him he's ready to go like he's so fucking excited and i mean and i mean there is nothing to get you out of a fight quicker than whipping a titty out oh my god nothing nothing men are disgusting it's all you have to do so i'm on top of him we're making out out. He's like ready to go. I start to unzip his pants a little bit and I go, babe.

He's like, yeah. And I'm like, I'm going to fuck all of your friends and I'm going to download Tinder right now and fuck every guy that I match with on there. And I stood up and i slammed the door and i went to my room and i laid on the pillow and i had the best sleep of my entire life a fucking savage ass move that is so psycho like i do you're like baby i love you so much you're about to get so fucked over good night i'm going to bed like now he told me that he was actually terrified imagine his penis he had so erected he's so hard and you walk out and he's so confused and it slowly shrinks and he's like that was the psychosis he's like i'm so turned on and i'm so scared but i want to punch you in the face but but I want to fuck you. I'm terrified. Yeah. That's amazing.

Yeah. I did that, and that's fucking crazy. Insane. But also, I commend you, and I think that's savage. Okay. This is making me think of a story that's a different type of crazy that I just want to talk about because this is something I would never do, but it's just as crazy. It's the girl, you know, Taylor, our friend, Alex.

Oh, by the way, we just want to put out that we asked taylor if we could talk about this story so don't think we're like exposing her taylor said thank you taylor shout out to you crazy ass bitch let's go so she told us about how her friend met this billionaire guy he took her to the louboutin store he opened it up after hours and said you can pick out any Louboutin you want and he said but first you're gonna get into your bra and panties I'm gonna put a collar on you I'm gonna put a leash on you and you're gonna crawl around the Louboutin store and pick out the shoes you want with your mouth and this girl did it would you do that would you do something like that i'm not gonna answer actually i just said it out loud and i'm like wait i that's that is a level of crazy like we

i've never done something for money or like gifts or shit like that and i get i don't listen i respect the hustle holy shit a girl getting on all fours basically naked with her mouth picking out a fucking louboutins like that's but you get what i'm saying it's like there's a different level crazy there's it's not even levels it's just different types yeah like girls are doing shit for you're doing shit to fuck with his mind yeah um can we mix it up no i was gonna say there are different levels all right there's a lot of people that have written in and i know sophia i'm gonna bring it up i know you don't as much want to talk about it but it's something that i really compassionately talk about so there is a thing called ghosting it is october so i just want to let everyone know

that ghosting is a hundred percent approved by call her. I've never seen someone use red receipts like this bitch to my left. I'm not. Ever. Listen. It's insane. So I, guys, listen. Every answer for me regarding texting, DMing, Snapchatting with any type of guy or girl you're talking to, it comes back to the fucking red receipts and let me tell you why

you have complete control when you have red receipts on because there is a difference mentality wise when you look at your text and you sent something whether it was risky or whether it was a what's up and you look at that shit and it says delivered or it says red at 3 46 a.m like it is a no it can fuck with a person exactly so what i'm saying you is when i start talking to a new guy i throw my red receipts on so every guy out there if you're gonna start talking to a new girl turn your red receipts on and girls turn your red receipts on if you're talking to no guy and i don't want to come off advised or whatever but i'm telling you i've had a lot of experience with dating and this shit works you've seen it well and it's so crazy because usually everyone says the same thing if someone has red receipts on they're weirdos for some reason when alex uses it it's like this fucking magical potion because you have

to play it right you are about to have people in the palm of your hand and you're about to have the power and let me explain why i was basically before i started dating a guy i played the red receipt game with him i would ignore his text and i would leave him on fucking red for about like three to four hours and he would get so fucking insecure that he would then double text me and say honestly if you're gonna ignore me please at least turn your red receipts off and do you know what i responded to that you didn't respond nothing nothing this is the thing guys if you're talking to someone right now and you're trying to get advice, what I have to tell you is start leaving them on read a little bit. I'm going to just address one of the questions that we've had.

Someone basically wrote in to us and said, I found out the guy that I'm fucking has a girlfriend and I don't know what to do. I kind of want to message her. I kind of want to reach out to him. Oh my God. Let me tell you something, girlfriend. First of all, don't fuck with a guy that has a girlfriend. But if we're just going to help you out here, what you need to do is you need to turn on your fucking red receipts and the next time he texts

you you are going to read it and you're not going to reply and then he's going to text you three times and you're not going to reply and finally by the third time you will reply and be like hey babe like what's up sorry been super busy hope you're good what's up with you and then he's going to respond yeah and you're going to read it and not reply again i get that in the sense that if you're ever having an issue with somebody you replying back to them as angry only shows that you care and that you're butthurt and that never works moral of the story is ghosting is a tactic that many can use but don't over that's the one thing don't fucking overuse it because when you overuse it then you actually may never get a text again so let's all go together and be one together i want to transition because actually i'll let sophia i'm gonna let you take this over because

this is your story to be told i have nothing to do with this one thank god okay i know because you guys have tagged me and sent it into my DMs and sent it to my family members, I know that when you type my name into Google, a beautiful, gorgeous mugshot shows up. I know this. Would you rather have a nude out there of you or that mugshot? Nude, nude, nude. A million times nude because that was something I can perfect and blast off. Yeah, we already talked about how to perfect a nude. Go listen to episode four, always plug. But this mugshot was taken like 12 hours

after a complete binging drunk session. Tell them how it happened. All right. So people listen up. I'm going to say it one time and one time only. This was a dark time in my life. I leave a bar. JK. I was kicked out of a bar with my friend. Bitch, you thought. We go behind the bar.

We're chilling. We lean up against this door. We tumble inside of what I found out was a frozen yogurt shop. No. And the door slams behind us the cops show up hold on can I stop you really quickly you so casually like so we fall into this frozen yogurt shop and the door closes and we're locked in can you guys please imagine Sophia with video footage of her and her friend running around in a goddamn frozen yogurt shop trying to get out and they can't get out because they're locked in and the doors slam behind us and locked us in there's

security footage okay so i get put into handcuffs and that triggered me in a way that told me that i needed to run for my life very smart i ran for my life i was tackled to the ground by a police officer he threw me in the back of a cop car my friend and i go into the drunk tank so then we get to the drunk tank and my friend gets to skip on out of there because she didn't resist arrest they were trying to scare the shit out of me and they booked me into the actual jail, which is completely different than the drunk tank. This is like the real deal. I was in there with rapist drug dealers, like crazy people. I'm not kidding.

I'm not making it up. I'm sitting with a convict right now. They put me in a jumpsuit. They took all of my belongings. They made me do the bend over and cough maneuver. Wait, you did not tell me. Full on. Full on. Terrifying. jumpsuit they took all of my belongings they made me do the bend over and cough maneuver wait you did not tell me full on full on terrified you bent over and coughed okay yes holy shit they even took out my clip-in extension because you know i was not the clip-ins which brings me to another quick

story about my best friend leticia that i met in there who's a wonderful woman who when they went up to her to take out her extensions she said they said is this your hair and she said bitch I paid for it so it's my hair and I was like savage why did I think to say that well you're unclipping every screw here you you go. Here you go. Take it. She was a great woman. Leticia! I wish I still knew her. If you're listening, Leticia, we had good times in that jail. Homegirl miss you. That's amazing.

So I go into jail. They put me in an actual jail cell. They say I'm going to be in there for a few days. A few days. I'm, and I'm saying this funny now. I don't know. It's fucking, it's Utah. so I think they have nothing better to do but to like really take care of those underage drinkers because there's nothing else happening

okay so you're in the cell so I go into the cell I'm bawling my eyes out I'm shaking I'm like I what brought me to this point I'm going through my entire life and I'm like what happened to you homie homegirl so I'm laying there and they um bring you food oh they just shove the tray under the door and I grab it I at this point I hadn't ate or drank anything for hours and hours and hours so I take a bite I spit it out because jail food is disgusting it It is repulsive. I don't even know how people survive in there. It's honestly the best diet plan you could ever go on. I was going to say, let's be real, Sophia. You're like, holy shit, I'm going to get so skinny in here.

I probably, probably a fucked up part of me was kind of thinking that. And so I leave the tray. And mind you, this whole time I'm in this cell, there is a lady on the top bunk of this bunk bed who has not said one word to me. And now after the food arrives and she sees that I don't eat it, she says, are you going to eat that? And I'm like, no. And she's like, can I have it? And I was like, sure.

She crawls down from the top bunk. She is a 80 pound meth head, crack head head sores all over her face psycho like psycho I'm like it's over for me I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night to this lady like feasting on my leg I'm terrified so then she eats all of my food and crawls back up. A couple hours pass and now I'm starting, I'm fully sober and I'm starting to be like, what is going to happen to me? Yeah, like I'm in jail. So I reach out to the only person I can and it's the lady on the top bunk. And I go, I'm really scared. Like, I'm really scared.

Is there anything you can tell me? And she goes, it's better in here than it is out there it's better in here than it is out there Sophia before I address the fucking psycho telling you that why even the movies I've watched in my life you never admit that you're scared in jail i think leticia did tell me that but i was just i didn't listen you never show you're scared or you're gonna get like ass fucked with a fork or something can you imagine being in a jail cell and someone tells you that it's better in there than it is out in the real world and i was like i for sure my life will be over but that must have really put things in perspective for you and you never went to jail again,

right? Please, dear God, tell me. No, I didn't. But just at that point, I knew it was over for me. Yeah, that's fine. No, I think that's a legendary story because I have nothing comparable to that. I've never been to jail. That's amazing.

Your mom's going to call you when she hears this episode and say, Sophia, why did you tell them? There you go, everyone. Enjoy that. And I hope you enjoyed that. And Letitia, if you're out there, miss you, bitch. I miss you. So now is the beautiful time where we're going to answer some questions. And listen, guys, we get so many questions a day. We fucking love your questions. This is the first question. So I was hooking up with a guy. And the second time that we were hooking up, I find out that he's in

a relationship. And then the dude was like, I find out that he's in a relationship. And then the dude was like, I'm breaking up with her in a week. And now they're still together. Do I tell the girl? Oh, no, no, no. Why do girls do? No, it's not your place. It's really not.

It's just going to backfire at the end of the day. Listen, this is the thing. He's never going to leave that girl for you if that's what you're thinking. No. Stop trying to get revenge on a girl who has done nothing to you it's the guy so just no don't fucking tell the the girl if you're pissed at the guy never that's so immature and it makes you look so and also not to like be twisted but if you tell the girl then you have no chance with the guy like he'll never fucking leave her for you now so maybe keep your mouth shut and

maybe he'll leave her if you stay quiet okay great all right next what is the advice of how long you wait to text a girl after getting her number at the bar the next day yeah do not text her the same night she's hammered don't text her because then what ends up happening is you have to then text her the next day so it's a double text just text her the next day great point all right next these i'm going to combine for some reason i've always hated when guys go down on me. Me and I'm super self-conscious about my vagina. Is it going to smell? Is it going to taste funny or something?

And then there's another guy that wrote, my girlfriend is super self-conscious and never wants me to go down on her. So let's address. Yeah. Girls. One. One. Yes.

For girls, number one, you need to realize that if you're practicing hygiene the rest is totally fine you should never be self-conscious about your vagina you need to own it all of them look different and if he has a fucking problem with it then cheat on him or find a boyfriend another one fuck him also flip side as a guy if you want her to be like totally into it yeah talk about how hot her pussy is all the time babe i want to eat you out like oh my god you're so fucking hot all i want to do is go down to you i want to shove my face blah blah blah like you make her legit talk about it like it's a fucking burger from shake shack like i want my face in

that shit devouring it because girls would be like oh fuck like he legit is so into it now i want it guys you have to if you talk like that to a girl she's gonna want to spread her legs and go for it so there you go that's the advice next question should you kiss a guy goodbye after a one night stand or a quick casual bang i've been in the position where a guy has driven me home after a one night stand or just after a random booty call and i didn't know what to do when getting out of Okay, so the... Okay. Alex literally high-fives them. You told me that.

You're like, and then I give him a high-five, and I'm like, wait, rewind. I think if you give them a little peck and you run out, if that's the kind of girl you are, that's... Yeah, if that's the kind of girl you are. And then if you're the kind of girl you are and then if you're the kind of girl that just high fives after you get fucked that's cool too okay fuck me cool okay moving on being 28 i've come to find out multiple girls have asked me to choke them and pull their hair low-key i'm finding out girls are freakier than guys yeah no shit anyways do girls want me to fully send it and get out ropes and tie them up and shit i don't know if i should come off too forward but do girls like guys that are dominant in bed apologies if this is weird if it's a one night stand don't be punching her in the head and

fucking tying her up with ropes because she's gonna think that you're about to like jeffrey dommer her and like chop her up legit killit. And throw her in the freezer. Kill her. Yeah. If you guys have been dating for a while, then you can get freaky and she'll love it. Absolutely. I think there's like absolutely a time and place for the weird dominatrix shit and like domination. And I think that's cool.

Especially people have wrote in and been like, how do I take this to the next level? Like bring in toys to the bedroom, bring in weird shit. But if it's the first fucking date. No. It's fucking weird. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Oh, we we're one more okay the next one is my girlfriend of four years never sucks my dick or makes me cum which i do cheat on her no look we're kidding oh my god our producer was like every time we talk about cheating it's a joke we're like no no okay listen i think people that don't get their dick sucked it's like you need to like guys are so afraid to ask for it i think once you're in a relationship really both parties should be doing stuff i think it's it's helping each other both out in different ways so but you should be going down on her 20 times more absolutely absolutely but then she should be sucking your dick okay okay so thank you guys so much for listening i hope you guys enjoyed this episode. Always remember to write into callherdaddy.com with any questions,

comments, stories you have, and we will try to answer them as many as we can. Yes. And we will see you every Wednesday. We will keep embarrassing ourselves. I may have another mugshot out there. I don't know.

And we're going to have fun. Thanks for hanging out with us guys. We love you. Call her daddy.