Call Her Daddy - 60- You F*cked Up, Now What?

Episode Date: November 6, 2019

Alex has a black eye and is telling us exactly what happened PLUS, she has a confession…she ended up in bed with an ex! Get the full story- it's as crazy as it sounds. Also this week, the girls discuss drunken fuckups and exactly how to recover. Whether you got sloppy in front of a girl you've been trying to bang or texted your crush something super embarrassing, we've got you. If you want any shot at redeeming yourself, there is a method to follow that works and may just surprise you. The girls are also discussing an injection that is not just making sex better for women…but making them squirt. Sofias' mom's friend had the procedure done and is telling us all about it. Lastly, and most importantly, did you know you can teach yourself to squirt? Alex and Sofia are talking about just how to squirt on demand. 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy what's up daddy it's call her daddy back at it again it's cauliflower daddy cauliflower daddy i guess people don't daddy i guess rolling doll and I don't even know I guess people don't think it's funny when we say that but I do I do guys it's Alex and Sophia happy fucking hump day baby so I've got a big fat black eye and it's not cute I'm sitting across from Alex and it is appalling okay thank you appalling i know it's annoying because makeup it's in that stage where it's getting green so makeup won't cover it but it's not cute it's not thank you all right you're supposed to be like alex you can't even notice it it's so fucking

noticeable shocking i can't go out in public with you but here we are so i'm just quickly gonna address it because we are on film on the instagram clips. And how did I get this black eye? Well, well, well, can I just quickly say before you get into it? Of course. I was on vacation.

Yes. And my mom texted me and she was like, what the hell happened to Alex? And I was like, I have no idea. I'm in Iceland. I haven't been able to ask her yet. And then my mom was like,

oh, I just asked her and she fell out of an Uber. And I was like, this bitch. I feel like any time I have any bruise that happened in a not great way, it's always fell out of the Uber. It's just the Uber, the cab. Yeah. And so you probably read that from your mom. That's the go-to. Yeah.

Alex absolutely did not fall out of a fucking Uber. So I didn't, but that's what I was telling people just because I didn't want to sound like a degenerate. And I, I'll just quickly share what happened. I was at an after party on Halloween. They always start that way. There was substances involved. I was intoxicated and, um, a group of people were going to the bathroom.

Why? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Why would a group of people be going into the bathroom? You're just sandbagging me. Sophia's like, I won't ask you on the podcast. You can just say you're going to the bathroom. It's weird to be at a party and for more than one person to use the restroom.

Fuck you. So we're just making our way to the bathroom and I'm one of the last people going in. And as I'm turning the right corner to go into the bathroom, there's a medicine cabinet that one of the guys that's already in the bathroom is opening. And of course, to Alex's luck, it is a it's like one of those mirror glass doors. He opens it and the nice corner just knocks me right out. And, you know, when like you're at a party and someone either falls or there's just like a party foul that happens.

You don't want to be the Debbie Downer. No. So the minute it hit me in the face, everyone's staring at me like, oh, fuck. What is she like? I'm not fucking. I'm like, let's go. Literally, literally. Leo in what is she you're like i'm not fucking leaving i'm like let's go literally literally um leo in uh what is the movie yeah so so everyone was kind of like oh shit is she about to need to go to the hospital and i was like no i'm fine and then i went also you were fucking drunk as shit it's 6 a.m and i'm still right yeah didn't hurt didn't feel a thing as much um and then i woke up the next day and i go and i go to

pee and i look at myself in the mirror and i just freak the fuck out i'm like of course i didn't ice it nothing so it looks horrible so but i do want to just like put it out there because people were like did you get fucking punched in the face you look like you are in a domestic violence type of relationship like she comes outside with those huge sunglasses like domestic violence sunglasses thanks like a beaten woman okay yeah but no one punched me um there is no other victim everything is fine it was just me and alcohol so that's not the best part of the story you know you would think that so i wake up the next day and i see well i obviously see the black eye when I go to the bathroom but I'm not in my own bathroom you're like oh well whose bathroom are you now sleeping in Alex

turns out Alex rekindled an old flame a little wrong with an ex people I woke up in the morning with a black eye and with my ex shit that's but that is when you just know like your life is just taking a turn for the worse when you leave town Sophia I know it all goes to shit I cannot leave you alone so I wake up and I'm looking at my black eye and I'm looking at my ex and I'm like did he give me the black eye how did I get here and I have a moment where I realize I want to get the fuck out of there yeah I just need to escape. And he's trying to do a little cuddle, cuddle, reminisce, reminisce. And he wanted to hang out, I bet.

I fucking hate that shit. And you're like, you know what? What happened happened. What was last night was last night. And now the birds are chirping and I need to never fucking see you again. So I need to make a run for it. But he is very into the whole let's cuddle, let's cuddle.

So I turned to my phone and Sophia is out of the country. So I'm like, who can I text to call me right now and make something up that I need to get the fuck out of here? And I go to Lauren, our old roommate. And I text Lauren and I'm like, I need you to call me right now and say X, Y, Z so I can leave. Alex had Lauren call her. Yes. For this elaborate lie yes but somehow some way i was fucking dragged into this always because what did you do alex you had lauren call and pretend to be me absolutely absolutely so i literally have lauren call and she's pretending to be Sophia.

It's this unbelievable thing. Like we've talked about this before. Alex uses me as an excuse when she wants to get out of anything. And all of the, all of the men that Alex dates fucking end up hating me. Like they love you, but I think it's kind of like, wow,

Sophia is so high maintenance. Yeah. Like Sophia requires a lot of Alex's time and energy. Yeah. And I'm like, how is it that you have another friend call you, but I'm still involved somehow. So what the lie was is I'm like, hey, Sophia, like, what's up? And Lauren's like, hi. Excuse me.

Alex was like, oh, my my god I wish Sophia would stop fucking calling me I'm like literally fake fighting on the phone with you but I'm talking to Lauren I'm like Sophia are you sure you can't make it home like why do you need me like I'm dead and I'm like fine okay I'll go and I look at my ex and I'm like I can't fucking stand her I'm like my god she never can fucking do anything without me meanwhile you're like literally in Iceland so I'm like I'm so sorry Sophia needs me to go home there's a maintenance man coming and I need to get home because she's uptown and she can't make it the minute I leave his apartment I am texting Sophia I'm like you need to fucking block him on your story he cannot know that you're

not in the country. Because as far as he knows, you're on the Upper West Side right now, sweetheart. I have 20 texts from Alex. And I'm taking in the scenery of Iceland on top of a glacier. And Alex is like, dude, I need you to block him from your story right now. It's so important. And I have to fucking stop what I'm doing. And literally, I'm like trying to get service on a glacier.

Yes, a glacier. Those things that are like not going to exist in a few years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a real one. Yeah. And so you blocked him. Okay. And he never found out.

Yeah. Great thing happened. So that's just, you know, he already already hated me but he'll hate me even more it's just the tales of me using Sophia as an excuse to either leave somewhere or I'm I'm hundreds of thousands of miles away and how could I possibly I always find a way so so that's just a little update we wanted to update everybody on our apartment. The two of us having this podcast, living alone in New York City together, it is, it is, yeah. It's a situation. We shouldn't be trusted to sign a lease on a place. Absolutely not.

No. And we did. And here's what happened. We literally live like disgusting. We live like men. So Alex and I, most people get like a Brita filter. Yeah. Some type of filtration for their water absolutely and if not that they have like you know a nice base or something that they keep the water in yeah you know like a water jug yeah alex and i have a big

plastic poland springs gallon gallon jug yeah we went to a farm where we went to duane reed and we bought two for ourselves yes like the day we moved in yeah and nothing has fucking changed and we've kept them ever since and we just keep refilling them keep refilling them with sink water yes okay just to clarify okay and one of them um the lid is missing now yes i think alex knows where the lid is i think sophia absolutely knows where that lid went. So Alex and I pour ourselves some of this water and we're like sitting there. And the water has always had a little bit of a taste. A little funk.

A little funk. Explain to them. The water kind of tastes like what you ate for dinner that night. Or what you had for breakfast. All of the takeout that we keep in our fridge somehow like permeates the water so the other week we had finished the gallon that had the cap on it and we forgot to refill it so we were we had to now drink out of the one that didn't have yes god forbid we just take it from the sink right right it's like right something about putting it in this plastic pollen spray right it just makes it better yeah so we're drinking our uncapped water and

so it's had a taste before but this taste was like no longer bearable we're disgusting like why get a brita filter it's so gross it the taste was like it's something you could not ignore and alex and i were like we're both what the fuck and i realized that i had broadened my horizons and instead of like the salad situation i sushi yeah i got peruvian food right so the peruvians with the italian the sushi and the egg so like now we're really doing a shorter sport of kind of food and it is in this water there okay there's a specific dish in Peruvian food that is very um high content of onion and the water smelt like you know how people will actually put lemons in their water or like fruit yeah just to kind of like infuse the water onion peruvian salad hamburger sushi water was in

our water so we're sitting there silently and i'm like hey sophia and sophia's like what's up and i can see her face she's like pursing her lips every time she takes a sip and i was like hey like don't you kind of think this is like this uncapped water kind of just kind of like hits different it just like hits different right and sophia turns to me and starts fucking bawling her eyes out laughing she's like you taste it too i've never laughed so fucking hard like it just hits different it was i i really thought the food had to be in the water to be able to do that. I guess not. And we sit here and we're bitching and it's like, girls, Amazon Prime a fucking Brita, you pieces of shit.

This is the thing is like, thank God we found each other because no other grown women live the way we do. Absolutely not. Like it takes, it has to be like something where we can no longer fucking ignore it yes we do it to the point where we can't live until it's unbearable we just suffer it's so guys i we could go on for hours i'm sure you maybe some of you have no interest in this you're like why are you talking about second day yeah but we just like we wanted to give you an update on our actual lives like this is the kind of shit we live in. Yeah. We need to grow up.

We need to grow up. And we need to get a cleaning lady to help us. I think. I think. A Britta. We can start with a Britta. A Britta. A Britta.

That's number one. A Britta. We're ordering it tonight. Okay. I've heard that one before. Okay. Moving on. This is a topic that a lot of people have written in about.

So many. And I have personally lived this oh for a good chunk of my life oh huge chunk i think everyone has been able to relate to this topic i bet you there are some people that haven't okay but like we specifically yeah yes how to recover from a drunk fuck up with the person that you are talking to so a drunk fuck up can be so many things but pretty much you really like this person and you end up doing something really stupid when you were drunk and there's obviously levels yep you know break it down there's like sometimes you have no fucking clue what you did blackout blackout city that's my friend's best fuck it's her go-to sophia franklin and blackout town are like

let's just say i spent like the better half of my life of like 2018 just having no fucking clue every weekend i'm like strap a gopro to my head and let me know in the morning so you black out you have no idea what happened yes that's one or um you text something yes horrible or you call them a million times those are both my go-to's yeah or like you could sometimes you do shit that's i remember in high school i fucking threw up on this kid that i really liked those will get you the throw up yes anything that's like so physically disgusting and in the morning you wake up and you're like what did I do everyone's been there Yes to some degree and there's an art

To recovering you know What I mean that next morning ladies And gentlemen you wake up and hell You are in hell hell you are in Hell and you the worst part Is you're alone you can Beg your friends for advice you can talk To a fucking therapist a priest

God damn you can talk to God. But no one can really save you. Yes. You're in it alone. You made your bed and now you have to lay in it. Yeah. I've had it sometimes where I've woken up in the morning and I'm like, I'm not going to look at my phone yet.

No, no, no. I'm going to lay here and watch TV for a minute and just pretend like, I don't know, I went down. And it's a horrible, horrible feeling. Yes. So. So I just want, okay, like I have a personal example. Okay.

I was dating this guy and I liked him so much. Yes. But I was dating him when I was like in the thick of my party phase. Degeneracy. Yes. You know? Yes. And I remember one time specifically I went over to see him okay and i swear to god

i went and saw him and just started like shots were already poured and so i spent like you know like 15 minutes okay i'm gone total blackout and i remember waking up the next day oh jesus so i remember 15 minutes of an entire night with this guy sweetheart okay i didn't eat anything that day and i was like oh my god 10 shots on an empty stomach let's go yeah let's go so you wake up i woke up and i look over at him and he's asleep and i'm like wearing clothes that is not mine so I'm like a did I fucking throw up over my shit I have a huge like goose egg on my head like I had either fallen or ran into a wall or something baseball that yes and I have no clue what happened and I like want to die oh and the thing about blacking out is you sit there and you just come up with every possible

scenario of what you did see that's the thing i would like to hear from you because when you wake up the next morning i'll let you finish with your story but there's two scenarios you either try jesus christ my ex is facetiming me. Oh! Oh! Block! I hope you can't see that on screen. Okay. The next morning, you either, there's one. You're currently trying to remember. And so usually when you're trying to remember, if you don't remember, you're coming up probably with the worst scenarios.

Yes. Whereas then, there's the other mornings you can wake up and you replay over and over what happened and you want over and over what happened and you want to crawl into a hole and die. And I don't know what's worse. I don't know what's worse. Like what's worse? You not remembering.

So you think of the worst or you have the one thing and you just sit there and play it right. I want to argue. And maybe that's just because this is like, you know, my lifestyle not knowing. And the way we casually talk about it, blacking out is not normal. It's not good. I know. I've gotten it under control.

Yeah. If you're in high school and listen to this, do not black out. Don't do that. It's not the cool thing to do. I think that's worse, though, because, like, you just got no idea. You have no idea. It's like the unknown. So what ended up happening?

He never talked to you again? I don't remember. I blacked out again. I just kept blacking. Yeah. But I just remember that, like, so vividly. Absolutely. You know. You don't remember it vividly. You remember the morning vividly. Yeah. But I just remember that like so vividly. Absolutely.

You don't remember it vividly. You remember the morning vividly. Thank you. I also think that that's why I'm stupid now. I think blacking out kills so many brain cells. I was going to talk to you about that. I think it's definitely brought you down a couple IQ points. It's fine. It makes you funnier.

So this is the thing. You woke up and you were in person with that guy. Then there are the times, because this is usually thing you woke up and you were in person with that guy yeah then there are the times because this is usually my situation is when you wake up and you're not next to the person so you wake up and maybe you sent some out of control text messages you get really um phone happy when you get super yes it's so bad i do i have gotten better but like in college there was something about me the minute I wasn't with the guy that I was talking to and I liked and I hit a certain drunk period yeah my phone was glued to my fingers and if you were my friend and I told you before we got drunk please don't let me text him you used to tell me right and I would like

delete his number oh yeah I had it like on the bottom of my shoe i took out the paper and typed in his number like i am getting to the man that i want to talk to yeah so i have in my life sent some horribly embarrassing oh my god like 20 texts yes and you wake up and i think that's also worse so because you have to read them yes some girls i know delete the thread and don't even read it those girls are bald they're like I don't even want I don't want to know yeah let it let it sit or you know what I've had happen is I see that I tried calling them and I'm like oh oh my god I didn't text them I'm in the clear and I like look closer and I'm like an eight minute phone call you're like oh I like was that a voicemail was that a conversation which one's worse oh the voicemail I've left a guy a voicemail

and I've woken up and I remember leaving one and if you ask me what I said on it I couldn't put my hand on a bible and tell you and you realize like that could be the worst yeah because it stays with you so all of these things happen to you every girl and every guy has had their night yeah and that's the thing that we want to remind everyone like you're in these moments and you're feeling so shitty but everyone has these moments yes everyone handles it differently yeah so the next day yeah you're like what the fuck do I do? Yes. Do I acknowledge what happened? Do I fucking enter the witness protection program like it never happened? So the Call Her Daddy girls are obviously here to give you some tips of how to deal with that fuck up from your drunk night. Yes.

Tip number one, do not, and I've learned this, is don't say you blacked out and don't remember anything. Don't text the guy. I'm just going to use a guy. Okay. Do not text him and be like, oh my God, what happened last night? Like I blacked out. I don't remember anything. Asking a guy that puts them in an extremely vulnerable and scary situation.

It's like this guy is kind of thinking Like is this girl gonna like Call the police Like what do you mean what happened You don't remember anything And even if you remember stuff But you're just trying to almost on your end exaggerate it So you're less embarrassed It doesn't really make you look that cute For you to be like whoa

Another blackout For the books Check that out And also men don't do this to a girl Because it just doesn't feel good Another blackout for the books. It's like, you got help. Yeah. Yeah. And also, men, don't do this to a girl because that's, it just doesn't feel good if you remember stuff and the other party doesn't. Yeah. So tip number one is never flat out say you don't remember anything that happened.

Tip number two, do apologize. Definitely acknowledge it. I think it's, you know, there There are gonna be situations Where you're gonna wanna Just actually delete And pretend it never happened But in most cases If you like this person Cause if it was a one night stand

You never wanna talk To that person again Fuck it But you should apologize Because I do think that If you acknowledge it Once Yes

You put it on the table And you say something And you would acknowledge it It makes it way better Yes We asked Milf Hunter And we were like Would Do you want them to the table And you say something and you would acknowledge It it makes it way better yes we Asked milf hunter and we were like would Do you want them to acknowledge it and he said Yes I had a girl do that The next day I had like

12 missed calls from her and text and it Was like super embarrassing on her end she was super Drunk and she texted me and she Apologized and she was just like Wow I have never done that I don't know why i was acting crazy i'm just gonna go throw my phone off the bridge and we'll talk when i'm not a moron and he was like it was just the way she acknowledged it and basically saying like i'm a moron like ignore me

and he's like i just texted her back and i was like haha it's fine what are you doing and she actually didn't reply for three days and he said he respected it and ended up actually wanting her more just the way that she was handling yeah holding herself accountable making a joke of it but also making more of a joke of herself and then just kind of once she slid back in and he was like wow what grace she had three days later she let it sit we kind of forgot about it yeah and now you start on a new foot yes so tip number two is acknowledge And again, we're not saying ask them what fucking happened. All you're going to do is be like, I got too drunk.

I'm sorry. Yes. And guys, listen to me. Listen to her. Even if you know goddamn well, that is not the first time that that has happened to you. And you know that your stomach is getting pumped probably next fucking thirsty Thursday. It's all right. You got you have to lie.

Lie till you die, bitches. Yes. This is an example of a text. OK, be like, I am so sorry about last night. Yep. That is so out of character for me. I never act that way. Like, apologies.

And you can even throw in, I think, sometimes a number being like, that's the second time I've ever black that way. Like apologies. Yeah. And you can even throw in, I think sometimes a number being like, that's the second time I've ever blacked out. Make it more believable. I think acknowledging, I think that's the best line to every girl should use that. That's the second time. Cause acknowledging if you're like, I that's never happened to me.

He's like, you fucking liar. I saw you pound those to kill. Like it was water. You fucking psycho devil. But if you're like, that's this, I'm talking to you, Sophia psycho devil. But if you're like, that's the second. I'm talking to you, Sophia.

But if you're like, yeah, that's the second time that's ever happened. Yeah. I'm so sorry. That's so out of character. Boom. Yep. You know what I've actually done before? What?

Is I've lied and been like, I am actually taking antibiotics right now. Oh. And the doctor told me to not drink on them but i obviously did anyways and so like that must have like fucked you up really fucked me up that's actually a really smart one i am a dainty like little lady yeah like i don't it wasn't my fault like the mixing of the drugs and the alcohol but like make sure you say like and i bought antibiotics like you're not don't be like i'm on painkillers right like oxycontin like the oxy and it just didn't mix well no no no just antibiotics is great so step two is apologize yeah and also don't have

like diary of the mouth don't be like i am so sorry that i you know had 70 shots and then i actually like puked on your dick yeah but i didn't even tell you but i also fucked your friend but like that's not even a big deal like you don't need a diary of the mouth no simple simple I'm sorry and you move on yes and then you never bring it up again there are girls that feel the need if he's like haha it's no worries like even if he tries to keep it going shut the fuck up one apology you move the fuck on you never speak of it again there I feel like there are girls that are like so paranoid that men are like thinking about it and the girl I think sometimes wants him to make her feel better and like you're not gonna get that no no you pissed him off you acted dumb like yes

so that leads into tip number three tip number three and this is the last step yeah you ghost yep for a little bit at least you ghost so not only should you not like keep harassing them about it, but I would actually like not talk to them for a little bit. I agree. I think if you did something like all the examples we just gave you and you're feeling kind of shitty, you sent your apology text or you said it in person, whatever it be. One, do not keep hounding them. And then two then two if they do keep texting you I would leave it for a minute just like milf hunter had said it was very attractive that then she kind of disappeared for three days like probably getting herself together and then she hit me back up and I think a huge thing people are probably thinking is like but what if they're not texting me and like what if like they're the love of my life and like I really want to shop back at it what we're saying is ghost them for a few days right not forever yeah just give it time because it's going to wear off and they're gonna people are gonna forget and something stupid's gonna happen in their life that's gonna take precedent over your fucking stupid fuck up so just give it

time yeah especially if he's like upset by the way you acted. Like, leave him alone. Like, let him cool off for a minute. And, like, throw a fucking cute picture up on the gram. Yep. Boom. Boom. Also, I want to just make a point. I forget where I heard it, but it was, like, pretty profound. Okay.

Someone was saying, think about a handful of people in your life and think about what is their most embarrassing moment. You can't no one remembers anyone else's embarrassing moment but their own you remember that's your third grade falling off the stage during the freaking pageant no one else I can't even think of what yours would be do you know I mean yeah yeah same so it's like everyone is so focused on oh my god they're gonna remember this and they're gonna think So it's like everyone is so focused on, oh my God, they're going to remember this and they're going to think about it. No one else is thinking about your fuck up because everyone else has their own fuck up. Totally. So in that moment when you're in your bed and you want to fucking die and you're like, I'm so embarrassing.

Everyone else has their own embarrassing moments. So for you to think that anyone else really gives a fucking shit about your own shit, they don't. They don't. They're worried about their own shit. And especially men. Yeah. Like men are sitting there thinking about like how do i get my dick yeah what am i having for lunch legit and like right how do i cure my own hangover literally you know so i think that's an important just keep it with you is that no one really remembers anyone else's embarrassing moments because we all have them yes so i hope that

helps a little bit guys just like we just wanted to address it i we know we have a bunch of degenerates out there stay true to yourself people that already know this shit that's fine that's fine but there are some people that need a little fucking moral pep talk yes and we're giving it to them because i'm gonna need it this weekend i'm gonna press play on this exact part of this segment this upcoming weekend when i'm fucking hammered embarrassing on this exact part of this segment this upcoming weekend when I'm fucking hammered. Embarrassing.

Those girls know what they're talking about. OK. Moving on to a little bit of something I like to call social media. Oh, Instagram, Insta fam, Insta lamb. I told Alex that I wanted to bring this up. Bring it on this episode bring it because i was just traveling and i was posting pictures of my food yes and i don't always read my dms but i decided to just kind of like take a little peek at what was in there and this man texted me something very interesting let me just pull it up okay he said you dirty nasty slut stop

stop posting pics of your food it's fucking stupid show us your tits ah alex i'm sure you've gotten those the classic you're a slut stop posting non-slutty things show us the tit give us the content we actually want i love how they call so he's calling me a slut for posting food right right right very interesting yeah those i've actually gotten multiple of those it's the worst when you post the food and they the horn dogs get angry yeah they're like this isn't why i follow you that's not what i signed up i want the tits i want the clit and that's what i'm here for enough with the steak i'm here for the fucking clit okay so that's not the point of this that's not the point the point is sophia and her food yes posting food pictures on instagram absolutely i personally fucking love it but i know that it's kind of a controversial topic it is

because yeah i always say controversial i know guys very controversial turn the news off i don't know what's going on with trend on twitter food pics on the gram look it up the shit is riveting all right news of the week there are more starting what side are you on okay so you think that when you see someone's instagram story sophia you like to see someone throwing up their mashed potatoes yes i love when people post their food okay but i know a lot of people fucking hate it okay so i'm gonna agree and disagree so i actually do like when people post food on their story but for me i is probably mostly like in New York or places I'm going to travel I like when they tag oh the location love there is this one girl I follow on Instagram and

she tags every place she goes in New York it's like why I follow her and every time I need a new place like a date spot or just somewhere to go I go to her page I go to her highlight reel of her food yeah and I look at all the yummy places that's the thing is i actually get upset when people don't post and then they don't tag however what because when do we not contradict ourselves on kill her daddy yes i actually hate okay i fucking hate when they talk when bitches tag the locations okay because no it depends but there are some girls that it's so obvious some bitches tag the location because they want to flex on the restaurant they're at right guys i'm at no boo this weekend oh my god guys i'm at earth cafe oh my yes and it's kind of like listen that i understand that you want to flex on the $100 steak that you're getting at STK,

whether you're buying it, your sugar daddy's buying it, whoever. But there are just some girls like, you know. I get you want to flex on the wrinkly dick you're sucking to get the steak. Flex on those hoes with the steak, yeah. Just kidding. I'm like the number one offender. But do you know what I mean? I think there are just some girls like it's a little transparent that they they're trying so hard with the tech because you know what it is they never post food pics

unless it's at these places that it's like right like it's transparent like this girl had to like dip into her savings right now for this for this fucking state and if that tag doesn't go up in the steak wasn't worth it literally literally yes so so that's one yeah I don't like the tagging the locomotive Yeah I know what you're talking about like the girls that Every fucking weekend it's like STK STK and it's Like okay yeah and STD sweetheart Probably after that so just fuck off

Oh zinger Zinger Okay so um I want to just admit Because everyone always Fucking DMs us when we call people out on this podcast. Like, didn't you say not to do that? I used to be the number one offender.

I still am. You are. You're horrible right now. But I will continue to talk shit this entire segment. I, when I had one of my boyfriends and I were like such foodies and we would go to restaurants all the time back in the day. And I used to do this all the time. And before my boyfriend and I would eat do this all the time and before my

boyfriend and I would eat I'd be like babe don't touch the food I need to get a picture of every gram eats first gram eats first food eats first and it was like every fucking course like we get the bread and I've got to get a picture of that all the way down to the dessert and now actually I'm I just feel like I'm way more aware of how annoying that is because I've had a couple instances where I've gone out in groups to dinners and there are girls that literally are like, hold on, hold on. And they're like standing up, taking the picture multiple times. They like get on the chair. They're on the table. They're like, I'm sorry if I don't get an aerial shot of the lasagna, then why the fuck are we here?

It's like the lasagna from the top is way better from the side. And it's kind of like, okay. Yeah. And so I think being at these dinners and seeing these girls, I've become more self-aware. Like, oh my God, I hate them. So I can't imagine how much my boyfriend at the time hated me. Right. And so I've just become more self-aware.

You, however. I'm having that moment I swear to god on this past trip you really I found myself taking a picture of the bread basket like how you just mentioned and being like oh my gosh Sophia just you can just give them a picture of the entree you know what I mean but the fact that I even had to have that thought right it's like they don't even need a picture of the on at all really and the fact that you were almost gonna take a picture of bread and butter yeah which i think everyone has seen before you're you're kind of on like sophia's kind of entering that territory where she needs scary yeah you need to reel it in in my defense i was eating like some weird shit on this well i agree if you have like a very interesting dish weren't you eating like horse puffin that's amazing i didn't eat the horse but there was like puffin reindeer yeah so i think

sofia right now we'll give her her moment she's posting a lot of food yeah and at the same time i still kind of like when people post their food yeah i think i think i kind of hate it and you kind of like it i think but i also kind of like it but i do hate it and i hate it but it's also so amazing it's just i don't like it like i can't stand people that do it but i will do it till the day i die type of thing right people are listening to this like you guys have actual multiple personality disorders i'd like love to hate, but hating loving. And I'll love while I hate because hating is also okay. So like throw them up, but fucking take them down immediately and keep that to yourself. Okay.

Okay. I do want to say that there are, because of Instagram and like this whole influencer culture, there are literally certain food items that you cannot post anymore. Let's just do a little quick rattle. Influencers have forever ruined like the cappuccino foam that's like in the shape of a leaf or like a heart. Or like the first letter of their name. Yes. Stop it. You can never post that again.

Knock it the fuck off. Knock it. Influencers have ruined that no they have the matcha latte i don't even want to buy a cappuccino or matcha latte anymore i'm ashamed i'm ashamed yeah and it's like unless you have a fucking blog right we don't need it and they accidentally have their chanel bag in the background it's like oh how is that how is it perfectly placed behind and i'm like you i was just watching you in the cafe And you put it on the left first and then the right looked cuter

And then accented the fucking cup and it was It's like please stop What about I hope everyone knows this it's in the major Metropolitan cities LA and New York The catch Dessert The hit me dessert you see it on every

Bitches Instagram story you take your fork you take your fucking spoon and you hit it and the whole thing comes into lava i've seen it so many fucking times i could name the layers of the cake at this point it goes vanilla chocolate fudge it back to the vanilla into the chocolate we're going dip like i will be i'll like catch myself and i'll be like oh they didn't angle the hammer right on that one it's not gonna crack correctly like i've seen it so many times yeah it's on it's not even though that dessert but the catch one i think is the worst yeah desserts in general yeah anything with a flame yeah anything where like the chocolate is melting i just did that that literally was on my story feel the little chocolate inside the big chocolate it's like okay this is the thing yeah

and i'm not saying i am all and wholly over here but i have not posted yeah a dinner dessert in a very long time yes so that's the only reason why i felt inclined to put the fireball on the story they haven't seen it they haven't seen alex come out of the woodwork in a fucking minute and i think it's my time to come back yeah because i saw you with your horse and your puffin and i'm like i think i inspired you but i think what it comes down to is um is balance yeah is balance and also can i just say the fucking person posting oh yes it's about balance but like i'm sitting here thinking about it yeah there's this girl i follow okay she does not have one ounce of body fat okay just stay with me guys this will come this girl is so fucking skinny and like fit

yeah and i have kind of an obsession yes with oh i know her food schedule like i am fascinated anytime she posts what she's eating i'm like you're writing a town and i get so excited because i'm like waiting for the day that i like see a carb on her plate. Okay. And I like get excited. Oh, you know what? I can sympathize with that and I understand it. I think it's kind of similar to celebrities. I think that anyone wants to know what Kylie Jenner is eating. Every time Kylie Jenner fucking makes food, I am taking notes.

I am getting my grocery list ready and I'm going to make it. I remember she posted something about like this chicken soup and I swear to god it like sold out in five seconds right celebrity yes Kylie Jenner making a PB&J I'm like whoa whoa whoa stop the press how does she move that knife into the and what kind of PB is she using in the J totally feel me yes but normal people I think we can do without yeah so, and the cooking is also different though. That's so true. Cooking, cooking and then food eating out is different.

Cooking. I think that there is a level of if you cook and you're good at it for girls specifically, I think it can show your wifey. I do know that Milf Hunter has said in the past, like, oh, she cooks and she puts it on her story. I remember Milf Hunter, he was talking to us and he said like this girl like showed that she made crab cakes and like it made her so hot right but then okay but then he also i remember said that like i'm done with girls posting fettuccine that they made that every girl does that yeah it's like your mac and cheese or your ramen can maybe do without

right but i think if it is done in moderation and you kind of show you can cook like that's you're like you're making a souffle i want to see it yes you know what it comes down to is balance if you have your entire story and i'm looking directly into your soul sophia if your entire story is food we could all do without but if you have like food and then other shit in between like fucking go for it it's all about balance true and being somewhat sparing with it yes i agree like i'm not doing it every no no no no no absolutely not but i only go to iceland once and you fucking flex and i'm eating puffin yeah all right so i'm into it so i think at the end of the day we really don't know what to tell you don't post and post and i'm still

gonna post my food when i want oh i'm absolutely but none of you can too but i also can't but i will and you should too but don't like i really need you to stop it like i will right and then i'll stop and you go but i'll go and you stop so guys that's why the fuck do we have i don't know you know what daddy gang write us and let us know like what do you guys think about people that post food yeah you know let us know i? Daddy gang, write us and let us know. Like, what do you guys think about people that post food? Yeah. You know, let us know. I'm curious because some people would say that's what food Instagrams are for.

And if I want to fucking see the food, I'll go. And there are other people that are like, if you don't like it, fucking unfollow me. So I don't know. People are freaks like me and I like want to see it all. Right. Unless like unless I have there have been times where it's like a guy has put sliced hot dog in his like craft macaroni and cheese and is like, Oh, like it's a fucking delicacy.

Get out of my face. Yeah. Get out of my face. And then it's on a paper plate. Yeah. And I'm like fucking reel it in Jeffrey. Yeah. Okay.

Moving on to something that I think all of you have been waiting for. You appreciate, and this is really the only fucking reason you listen to our goddamn show. Sex. Sex. If you could not squirt before now you fucking can let's fucking go my mom was in town and she just squirted on us no alex and i were talking to her my mom brought up that there is a shot that women are getting to make sex better. And I think there's like a bunch of different shots out there that you can get, but this specific one I had never fucking heard about. And it's called the G shot, not G spot, G shot, G shot. Okay. And there was

like, there was one doctor that was doing it in Beverly Hills. I think it's expanded. And my mom told me that her friends have gotten it and have been fucking ranting and raving. And what it is, is this doctor injects some type of something into your G spot to kind of enlarge it. Therefore, making it like more sensitive. Therefore, making sex way better and making your orgasms more frequent and better. Yeah, guys, it's a non-surgical shot. It sounds like we're doing an ad. Yeah, an ad. We're not.

No, I fucking wish. No, because Sophia and I literally want to get this. Yeah. So basically, it's a non-surgical situation. The entire procedure takes up to like 15 minutes and i think the most interesting part of this whole thing though is the process yes of how it goes down yes let's tell them so my mom's friend actually went to beverly hills to get it done right she said that they put her in a room the doctor was like i need you to go into this room and i'm going to explain to you where your g-spot is

and the doctor said that a lot of fucking women don't know where it is which i found very interesting because this is obviously an older lady right he shows her where her g-spot should be and she has to go into the room and like fish around for it yes and feel it so and she needs to know exactly where it is by the time he comes back yes so basically you have to go into a room and like masturbate and try to find your g spot and like make yourself get really horny and like how do you not feel like kind of just want to go in there and like come right you know what i mean once you get going he's like can i come in now you're like hold on right about to climb out

yeah absolutely so then once you find it and the point is you know exactly where it is it's going to be more sensitive because you've been rubbing and finding it he comes back in and then he actually fingers you until you come a happy ending special no he. He starts fingering. He starts putting his finger in there. You just said he starts fingering. This surgeon's going to, like, get in trouble for malpractice. No. He puts his finger up there. Yes.

And he asks, he moves it around and asks, is this where it is? And he says, tell me once you feel. This is the G spot. Yes. Once he locates the G spot, he gets a needle and they, like, measure it out. And they know exactly where your g-spot is and they inject this thing and your g-spot is essentially going to swell a bit you can't have sex for like i think like what two weeks yeah and then when you have

fucking sex it's like insane it's so much better because think about it every girl is always i mean not every girl but most girls are like I have the hardest time orgasming. And, you know, I can have an O for my clip, but like, why can't I find my G spot? And like, what is it? And so this shot essentially makes it way fucking easier. Another thing. Another fuck. That my mom's friend told us. The kicker.

This is the kicker. My mom's friend said before this shot, she had never squirted before and now she squirts every fucking time she has sex and she's in control of it yes she knows basically now how to make herself squirt because she knows by the g-spot what she needs to be doing yes so being able to take a little on demand um that's fucking baller guys when sophie and i heard about this yes when we found out you can technically make yourself or you can teach yourself how to squirt well yeah it's a pretty big revelation yeah you know we were talking about it there are girls that squirt and they can't control it and then we've you know had situations where you squirt but you're

kind of like oh i i don't know exactly what made me squirt and you've squirted but you don't know what was the cause right and i mean the shot made it obviously easier for this lady to squirt but like it just showed that like you can train yourself to squirt girls so what do you think sophie and i have been up to the past couple weeks we've been fucking training for the Olympics. The Olympics. People. The Olympic squirting fucking competition. And we will win.

And we will take them all down. No, but Sophia and I are obsessed right now because, sure, if you've squirted in the past, we are obsessed with the fact that we can. You can just do it. You can train yourself on command. Yeah. I run into Alex's room and I feel her mattress and i'm like did she that's the creepiest thing i've ever said in my life i literally the past couple weeks sophia

and i will run out we're like did you do it yeah and it's like it's great it is we're just learning to squirt i'll facetime her and be like i'm about to squirt so we're gonna fucking tell you how to squirt all over that goddamn man or woman. All over. Or squirt on your lawn or squirt. Squirt on your plants. Squirt at dinner. Yeah. Squirt everywhere.

Squirt at breakfast. Fucking flood in the house. Squirt at brunch if you want. Squirt at every one. You need a little seasoning on that eggsbennick you get on top of the table. It's like how old are we? Squirt it out. All right.

All right. So anyways, let's teach yourself how to squirt it out all right all right so anyways let's teach yourself how to squirt in our research in our research very very high-end research we really took to the internet yeah to really and our bedroom screaming at each other but pretty much if you want to teach yourself how to squirt yeah you're gonna start with your fucking g-spot yep people you gotta know where it is you do okay and i think a huge misconception is that the g-spot. Yep. People, you got to know where it is. You do. Okay. And I think a huge misconception is that the G-spot is way farther in and up the vagina than most people understand. Right.

It's like, I'm pretty sure it's like half an inch. It's usually half, between half an inch and an inch inside of your vagina. That is why, and I know it's like sometimes people think it's a joke, but it's not. That is why when you are fucking a guy with people think It's a joke But it's not That is why When you are fucking a guy With a smaller penis If he's hitting it right You have way more

Of a chance to orgasm And potentially squirt Right Because if he's Angling his dick up Towards the G-spot more And stimulating it Yeah

And you're getting Your clit stimulated Yes Small dicks for the fucking win Yeah Like you can really Get your shit stimulated We're not making that up

We're not And depending on your G-spot Maybe you do better with a guy that's bigger right it just depends right it just depends it depends if his dick was made for your vagina oh yes so also don't try and do this with your partner the first time i mean you can but i think you're gonna have better luck doing it alone yes when you're comfortable yeah like in your. And I think the key to it is you are going to feel like you need to pee. So you're going to be stimulating your G spot. And I think it can help if you're also stimulating the clit at the same time. Agreed. So, and then when you're stimulating this G spot, let's tell them what the, the, like, you've probably heard it before

the motion that you're doing with your finger, like come hither motion and that the g-spot is going to feel kind of like ridged and it's going to start to get swollen the more that you are pressing on it and doing the come hither sometimes it works for people to like tap up on it so then once you're kind of pressing on this yeah so you are going to be sexually aroused yes hopefully you're not upset nope no hopefully you're happy smiling and what's gonna happen is you're going to feel like you need to pee yes and instead of being like oh my god fuck let me go to the toilet yes you were gonna let it happen let it go let it go can't hold a squirt anymore oh my god i think we did it's just too good squ's word on him um so you're gonna let it go and that is the biggest fucking issue yeah girls aren't going to squirt if you're gonna tense up and you're like oh fuck i can't let it happen yeah and that is the biggest reason i think you should do this on your own

if you've got 312 fucking towels your princess in the pee up there and you're laying on this thick fucking towel you aren't gonna be scared girls just fucking let yourself pee if that's what you feel because that is what the feeling feels when you're about to squirt and if you pee who cares you're by yourself you yourself and i know exactly throw the towel in the fucking laundry who cares like no one cares so this also if you are a girl and you don't want to squirt yes and whatever reason yeah one tip is to make sure that you go pee before you're gonna have sex yes because and it sounds like we're being stupid and it's like what does your pee have to do with it when you empty out your bladder it's putting less like friction and pressure on your pelvic area yes and that's why a lot of girls

who can't fully control when they squirt that is going to help a little bit alleviate that yes and then there's also toys that Alex and I discovered and we're trying that help you squirt if you guys want us to like tell you what sex toys we're starting to use and if any specifically really work for us to squirt we'll let you guys know yeah we'll just keep you updated on this journey of squirting olympics so i mean if you guys are interested in the shot look it up it's the g shot if you're having you know if you want to enhance that sexual pleasure if you're interested in it yeah fucking get a fat ass g spot fucking get a fat fat oh my god new rap guys like wow i'm so into her fat ass no you're a fat ass her fat ass G-spot, bitch. And I think there's actually also like an injection for men.

There are. So men, if you would want us to talk about that, we can talk about it too. Let's get going with some questions of the week. Of the week. Of the week. Of the week. Of the week. Of the week.

Of the week. Of the week. Questions of the week. Questions of the week. Okay. Whoa the white okay here we go hi girls a couple of months back i slid into this girl's dms on instagram only to get left on red i figured out later from a friend that she had a boyfriend so it kind of makes sense why she ignored me anyways a few weeks ago she followed me on Twitter and from what she tweets, retweets, it's very clear that she is single now. I've been trying to seal the deal with her. So my

question is, do I wait for her to make a move or do I slide into her DMs again? But this time the DM could be on Twitter. What do you think? Do I look desperate? I don't think you look desperate at all. No, I think he's scared because he's already tried to once. No, no, no, no. And was left on read. I totally think that when a girl becomes single. Yeah. For a while, she has not been thinking about any of the guys in her DMs. And if anything, you in your mind, your last interaction is that she left you on read.

But like she doesn't remember any of these bodies. So like if you slide in, it's great. I think you should get right in there right when she starts to be single. And even if you want to send her the double message on Instagram, that's fine. I think that's totally fine. I mean, if you're doing two in the span of like months or whatever, you're fine. Absolutely. Slide the fuck in there.

The time it's not OK is when you're doing the double, triple fucking DM in the span of like months or whatever you're fine absolutely yeah the fuck in there the time it's not okay is when you're you know doing the double triple right fucking dm and the span of a day yeah that's when it's like bye but you are i would i think this is actually the most prime time slide the fucking slip and slide slip and slide baby okay next okay here we go this is a great one i've totally been here before. Okay. This girl wrote in and said, I love my boyfriend. We've been together for the past four years.

He's literally my best friend, but we fight all the time. I recently lost a lot of weight and he accuses me of cheating all the time. Okay. And I know in my gut that I should not be with him any longer because he doesn't make me feel special anymore. The problem is we have a planned trip in a few months. And I don't want to cancel it because it's what's been getting me through this semester. I also have stuck with him because I literally do not have any other friends and I hate being alone.

Should I stick it out for our trip in January or should I end it now and have to cancel our trip? Please send help. This brings me back. i wanted to read this because it feels like you're kind of waiting for me to take this one over guys there's a there's a special vacation i went on back in the day with a boyfriend of mine and you know alex and this guy needed to end things and things yes but you guys had this beautiful vacay which was such a beautiful trip and you just couldn't give it up and we went and i'll just say alex showed me the footage from this trip and she is fucking alone in every single picture every picture every video everything i'm like you went by yourself she's like no he was there he was there i'm like we're hiding from you

like this was girlfriend oh oh this is oh my god it brings back the worst memory i can laugh about it now but i was crying at the time. Yeah. Listen. Yeah, you also looked fucking suicidal in every picture. I was. It was like the fake smile. You're like in your swimsuit holding a margarita, but like your eyes say otherwise. Like I'm actually miserable. Yeah. So this is the thing.

As much as a trip sounds amazing, you know, you said your semester is miserable and it's the only thing getting you through it. No, the only thing then that's going to then you're gonna get to the trip, right? And you're gonna be like when the fuck can I get out of here? Yeah, if you are in a bad situation with a boyfriend going on a trip is not gonna solve jack shit Yeah, it's only gonna make it worse, especially if it's just the two of you. Trust me. I've been just the two of you in an Airbnb without anyone else. Literally. And you will find yourself in the hot tub alone.

Don't go. It's not worth it. If anything, eat the trip, eat the money, and go do something with your family or your friends that maybe you spend a little bit more money, but for your mental health and your actual happiness, trust me, don't go. Because, you know, maybe you guys end up having like an okay time. But there's a great chance that you're going to be fighting the whole time like you mentioned. And also, you might just be feeling guilty the whole trip being like, I'm about to fucking break up with this guy.

And also, last thing is just when you're there, you start to, you'll look back on it and be like, why did I waste that time? Right. You knew you didn't want to go. So you're just wasting on it and be like why did i waste that time right you knew you didn't want to go so you're just wasting more time and prolonging the breakup just break up and just get started with your new life boom also she mentioned not wanting to break up because she doesn't have many friends and hates being alone that is no reason to stay in a relationship the worst that's the worst i had a similar situation you You need to, this is the time, use this breakup as a time to branch out

and force yourself to find that. You might be lonely, but in the long run, it's what you need to do. You're going to be more lonely with him at that vacation. Trust me. All right, moving on. My boyfriend has been in my life for four years now,

and I found out that he has been messaging this girl, flirting, planning to meet up with her. We basically live together, so I've just been starting to play hard to get in the heat of the moment i also downloaded tinder and trying to play some games with him plus i've been taking all of your sex tips and using them and he has been getting his world rocked in the bedroom but what would be the west best way to handle this issue how do i get him to see what he would lose so there's been been a couple messages Sophie and I have gotten over the past few weeks. Another girl actually wrote in and was like, hey, like I just saw my boyfriend giving his

number to a girl via DMs because I have his password. Like, how do I go about this? Can I give a response? I think you should. Yeah. From the cheating queen herself. Not something I'm proud of. Again.

Cheater be cheated on. We joke about cheating all the time on this podcast. Absolutely. Cheater be cheated on. Yeah. Cheat on be cheated on. We joke about cheating all the time on this podcast. Cheat or be cheated on. Yeah. Cheat on him. Cheat on him. Squirt or cheat. That doesn't make any sense.

Okay. The thing is, is like cheating is not penis in the vagina. Right. Okay. Cheating is the second someone feels like they want to pursue someone else and keep it a secret from you. Absolutely. And pursuing someone else legit can be liking old pictures.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. We are the biggest fucking hypocrites. We're like, I know not considered cheating. Right. And now we're like, if he likes a picture, he's cheating on you. But yeah, I agree with you. So the thing is, girlfriend is this. So picture he's cheating on you but this yeah i agree with you

so if you the thing is girlfriend is this um so your boyfriend's cheating on you yeah so he is that's landing he's messaging a girl flirting with her and you said that he is planning to meet up with her yeah so like he's cheating on you and you're asking us how to handle this situation so um it's just well how do you want to address that he's cheating on you do you want to break up with him because he's cheating on you well and, and that's like, that makes me so sad because this girl is like, what can I do to make him realize like, no, sweetheart, you don't do anything. No, you got to go. Yeah.

You got to pack your bag. If he doesn't realize it, you're out. Right, right. And like, he clearly hasn't realized shit because he's still cheating. He's cheating. So you've got to, what you do is you pack your bags and you leave unless you want to stay with him. And after he's cheated, that's your personal personal decision but i would get the fuck out and never

talk to that asshole again yes i totally agree this is a hack okay and it's titled oh my god everyone needs to know this oh if you think your partner is cheating and on tinder you can go to tinder.com slash and then the at sign and put their username in there and search for them on your computer so you can just like guess whatever username you think they were using or if i can use the username they were using when you met them on tinder right and you can put that in the search bar on your computer and if the person does have an account on tinder it will show up and if they don't it won't show up so you can see if this person is on tinder even if you don't have an account on tinder it will show up and if they don't it won't show up so you can see if this person is on tinder even if you don't have an account and you don't need to match with them wow i every girl get your list of men you're talking to and just start going i know i like have

a few friends that have been like i'm gonna create like a fake profile and try to match and try to match with them. And it's like that's just so hard. Yeah. You know what I mean. It is pretty hard. I mean you got to be on there for hours a day. That's pretty fucking genius. Yeah.

So girls I mean if you are feeling any fucking insecure you think they're being a little shady or men, same goes for you If your girl's being a little fucking trigger finger happy Over there always on her phone Search for their Tinder account And you don't even need to make one That's brilliant, Sophia, thank you Okay, Sophia Hi, daddies I'm a freshman in college

And I really fucked myself over I have hooked up with five guys On the same sports team All of which either hate each other or their best friends. Two of them I have hooked up with three times. But the problem is, is that I actually have started to have feelings for one of them. Long story short, he was gone this weekend and I fucked up and I hooked up with two other guys on the team in one night. Not sure why, because I'm not even attracted to the two of those guys.

I guess I was just bored and I was really missing and wishing the guy I liked was there. I don't know if he knows, but he stopped answering my snaps and now I feel like a whore. Do I let it blow over and never talk to him again? Or do I text him and see if he wants to talk about it um all right first of all absolutely do not text him and ask him if he wants to talk about hey should we talk about me and all your friends like let's just get it yeah and like do you want details because like i can totally like i'll be very open and he's like please shut the fuck up here's the thing that i've learned um throughout life is men in locker rooms. Right.

There's this beautiful thing about locker rooms. It's a different type of male energy. Yeah. They talk about every last fucking detail of their sex lives. Right. Until you are their girlfriend and then you're like girlfriend to like maybe you're like five months in and then they stop discussing their personal details all the way up until that point like every guy knows everything about your vagina and everything you're doing wonderful wonderful so if you

are fucking all these guys unfortunately if you really liked one on a team i'm not going to 100% say that your chances are fucked but you have kind of fucked yourself in the sense of being more serious with this guy. He may like you, but he's going to have a very hard time taking it seriously because when he goes into that locker room, if his friends find out that you guys are talking, all of them can basically say they fucked you. Right. And for a man's ego, men are such fucking pussies and they can't take that kind of shit. Yes. And unfortunately, specifically on a a sports team you're kind of fucked totally if i were you i don't

think you have anything to lose if you like the guy to wait it out a little bit that's what i was gonna say i think the key here is like all of it is still so fresh sorry i don't know if you guys sorry there's like clinking and hammering I think it's the heater I was gonna say it's still probably really fresh on the brain right and so I think you kind of got to keep a low profile for a minute so that when you do reach out he's like was that the girl that took down my ultimo yeah yeah like give him a second also and I know you're in college and you're saying you're a freshman and i know this may kind of suck but trust me in college like it if you just wait it

out yeah sophomore year you all go summer break you come back you're a different person you can you can do whatever you want totally be you can be a new person literally a new person yeah so i know you may be sad and you want to hook up with him the rest of freshman year but if you wait it out sophomore year i'm telling you you could fucking date the man totally like give it time and you're gonna be fine yeah um i never want to judge ever but like to fuck up with not one but two of his team yeah two that's the thing in college and i was very i had to be very strategic about it being on an athletic team it's such a small. And as much as everything looks so appealing freshman year, like I had so many moments where I wanted to hook up with one guy

and I just had older upperclassmen being like, if you fuck him or you hook up with that guy, your chances with the rest of his team are basically over. Yeah. For a serious thing. Yeah. So you got to kind of just choose wisely of like, if you want to be serious with one of them, then you can't go fuck his whole team. thing. Yeah. So you got to kind of just choose wisely of like, if you want to be serious with one of

them, then you can't go fuck his whole team. Okay. Good. That last sentence just kind of wrapped up the whole thing. All right. Moving on. Love you, girl. This is kind of a hack story situation.

Okay, daddies, just a quick story about my one night stand with a celebrity. So I went to see this guy's show and decided why not just shoot my shot and dm him so he happens to respond to my dm by sending me a photo over instagram dms so it'll disappear afterwards you know those where you can like send it and then disappears once you open it he ends up sending me a black photo that says the word text so i send him my number assuming that's what he wanted next thing i know he deleted the messages saying um that he sent me a photo i didn't think much of it and ended up seeing him at his hotel and we had a great time the next day i stumble upon an interview he did where he

mentions that he has a girlfriend i am shook at how he completely lied okay so i want to bring this story up why is this girl acting surprised okay wait yeah I know well that's also it's a celebrity and he's lying but I want to bring this up because that Instagram um thing that she was talking about how he sends a photo that disappears yeah I had been messaging a guy that was a public figure okay and the only if you go to our Instagram DMs the only form of communication you just see is disappeared photos there's no text and it's kind of essentially like snapchat message in the form of instagram where like you can so he would literally take pictures of like his wall and

shit and then like type on it so if anyone was ever to go to our dms nothing was that's actually really smart it is and Well yeah and I felt like I was getting used But I was like I get it I know who I'm Talking to like I know my I know my Place I know so but I did Just want to mention to girls I feel like girls get Played more like this if a guy is

Sending you the disappearing photos and yeah Messaging you through the photo disappearing Up that means probably That they are for some reason hiding speaking to you and they don't want in any form text messages that you could screenshot yes because i know on instagram you can unsend your text or your messages but you could screenshot that right so you can't screenshot your combos because all you'd be screenshotting is it says sent photos right which is still shady but it's not shady enough that like if you sent that to his girlfriend,

his girlfriend could be like, we're done. Right. Like he could be like, I was sending her pictures of the city. Like she was whatever. He could make up whatever the fuck he wants. Exactly. So just be careful, daddies. It's a great way to hide your secret life.

Mm hmm. All right. Okay, daddies, we love you so much. Another Wednesday in the books. Ladies, let us know if you look into the G-Shot. Everyone that's going to get fucked up this weekend, remember this episode. Take our advice.

Yes. Really just know you're not alone. When you wake up that next morning and you're fucking wanting to off yourself, this is the way to go. This is the way to go. Just listen to that glow. Yes. And trust us.

We've been there. Sophia for most of her life. And yeah. And I have recovered. There we go. Here I am to live to tell the tale. So guys, if you could give us a rating and review, I know we say it every time, but like if you guys could just take a second, pick up your phone and just do it really quickly.

It really fucking helps. But only if it's five stars. Also call her daddy. It's a little hard to find on Instagram because we were shadow banned. So my Instagram is Sophia with an F. Franklin with a Y. And mine is just Alexandra Cooper. Go follow us on Instagram. We post some

slutty things. Well I was about to say I promise we post more than food pics. Oh yeah. I promise. Slutty pics and tits out for the boy. Yeah. Alright guys we love you so much. We will see you next Wednesday. Bye daddy. for the boy. All right, guys, we love you so much. We will see you next Wednesday. Bye, Daddy.