Call Her Daddy - 61- Revenge Porn

Episode Date: November 13, 2019

The girls partied hard this past week and are getting into all the wild details including strip clubs, head injuries, and an NHL team! Wahoo! Also, Alex and Sofia have breaking news regarding TWO major iPhone updates/hacks. If you have ever thought of sending a nude or having FaceTime sex, you better listen up! Lastly, the girls talk about revenge porn AND do a rate and review of a fellow daddygang member's nude... in real time.

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy hey everybody it is taylor and shannon back at it again how is it going everyone who's taylor and who's shannon i don't know i just thought of different names i was trying to switch it up it's taylor and shannon it's the daddy podcast fuck those call her daddy girls i heard they're total slut wait me too i heard they're like actual holes not talented the alex one is actually hideous and the sofia one is literally slow. Slow. Like slow. Like she can't speak right. What's up, guys? It's Alex and Sophia back at it again. Not feeling exceptionally insightful today.

Sophia and I were on our way here and we were like, can we just like sleep at the microphone? Yeah. Hope you're in the mood for some shitty content. Shitty content. Here we go. Nothing fun to see here so i look like i really am in a hospital the black eye looks better looks better but something else guys if you remember i had a black eye the other weekend because i was partying and doing which that's

like pretty fucking intense it is like when you're getting a black eye from partying. Right, right. That's when you need to slow down. So Betty Ford, that's where you're going. All right. So I had a black eye and then the other night, Sophia and I finished the podcast early. And by early, we mean midnight. So people ask us, why don't you guys just like you know get the episode done on like monday

and it doesn't work guys there's something about it that like we need to be pushing the limit and like procrastination yes so that's what we always do we procrastinate yeah and so we finally finished it at a decent time we finished at like midnight and we wanted to go out yeah i don't know why but something just came over us and we were like maybe we should go celebrate yeah so and you know normal people would be like okay let's go get ready but alex and i had to sit there and agonize and like write a list of the pros and cons like if we go out this could happen if we stay in it could be this way blah blah so then it's like 1 30 a.m yes and we still haven't put makeup on no and you know what we decided is let's do a full face of makeup and then we'll decide. And then we'll type.

So we go to do our full face of makeup and Sophia hears a noise. I hear a thud that was so insane followed by a scream. Like screaming. Alex screaming at the top of her lungs. Yeah. I come running out. She comes running out.'s like oh my god I just hit my head I look at her forehead there's literally blood dripping down and I didn't know there was blood I'm like Sophia I just smashed my head so hard she's like yeah Alex you're bleeding down your face there's like blood trickling off my

nose I'm like what and I'm like okay so maybe we shouldn't go out alex like maybe we should stay in and alex literally is pouring titos like she ran out freaked out and started pouring titos i'm like there's blood dripping into my shot glass i'm like you know what but i'm pretty sure i thought i had a concussion and then mixed with the black eye but i'm pretty sure with concussions you're not supposed to go to sleep so my reasoning was like hit the club and i like needed to keep an eye on yes so we had to go out together so at this point guys i'm a mess and i actually one of the guys i'm talking to facetimes me i have blood coming down black eye and he's like does sophia beat the shit out of you like at this point my stories aren't making sense he's like you hit your head on a wall or

sophia now it just doesn't make sense like no one can be that fucking clumsy no you probably did throw me under the bus like you do with everything absolutely so and side no and people are probably gonna get bored what I was supposed to wear a hat okay yeah I have a point okay here we go the whole point was I hadn't washed my hair in over a week and I needed to wear the baseball cap. And Alex was like, fine, you get to wear the baseball cap. And I'll do my hair. It's fine. Now. Now.

Shit. Turn. Took a turn for the worse because no longer can I wear the baseball cap because Alex needed to cover up the fucking unicorn horn that was forming on my forehead. So then that took another 30 minutes. So now Sophia is like, so we can't both show up to a club looking like assholes in baseball hats. So Sophia ends up doing the beanie.

I do the baseball hat. It's a full blown meltdown. We finally go to the club. We go to town nightclub. If any of you, Alex wanted to meet up with an NHL team. So we have to go hang out. The fact that you just go and any, you couldn't say she wanted to meet up with a guy even if you said a guy that plays in the nhl you just had an nhl team was it not the entire team it was but i

think it was like rookie night or something i didn't plan it i'm making it sound like you're about to have every hole filled oh thank you so we show up there's like an entire nhl team and sophia and i get there and late late like two something in the morning people are hammered yeah and Sophia and I last for about 15 minutes I would say I want to just clarify I am not a stuck-up bitch I'm really not she is I'm just old like I'm an old fart now and 27 old yeah I guess and unless someone is gonna be like sweetie here is like a designated area for you to sit down and like we'll have drinks served to you we were standing yeah we were standing and everyone's like it was the worst thing that's ever happened to me like it's a nightclub

well I just couldn't handle it right all right so we and in my defense we were standing in the fucking walkway like I'm pretty sure like a cocktail waitress dropped alcohol in my head like yeah i got like drop kicked a couple times so finally we decided to leave tau it was fun the men were beautiful but sophia's legs were more important yeah i just couldn't so where do we go we go to the strip club yeah just you know where else would sophia and i go sapphire sapphire shout out i have never seen so many daddy gang in one area in my entire life like we walked in and it was as if it was like a reunion like i'm pretty sure like a stripper in the middle of her set was like i'm gonna eat this dollar bill with my ass shout out daddy she's like wearing the degrade me thong

i'm like wow so we are at the strip. We were really feeling the love at that point. We were sitting. Sophia was sedentary. We go to an after party. Yes. We're there until about 845. We have an extremely important phone call at 9 a.m. We stumble into the apartment.

I think I took a shot at like 8 a.m. I'm not even kidding. And then we head back home and I'm pretty sure we a shot at like 8 a.m i'm not even and then we head back home and i'm pretty sure we walked in at like 8 50 yeah so we had 10 minutes to get together sophia is shoving pokey down her throat i just ordered a bacon egg and cheese we're like we need to sober up for this call we have the call do you have any idea what was said on the call because i don't the thing is i still don't even fucking know what was really said we'll be after we weren't making sense no we're gonna get dropped as clients the person on the other line was like okay right after we would say anything and he's like next topic so so our entire

night was a shit show yeah but we're fine we're fine so then we actually had work to do that day see this is the thing about like being your own boss, guys. Like Sophia and I look at each other and I'm like, do you want to work right now? Being your own boss when like you have substance abuse problems is like really what it comes down to. Right, right, right. That's the kicker. We're like, you know, we have a shit ton to do, but let's like let's get it going at like 7 p.m. After we like sleep this off. Right, right, right it going at like 7 p.m after we like sleep this off right

right right so 7 p.m hits we're like dude we like need to sit down and do this right we sit down and we spent and this is no exaggeration the next two hours i want to say deciphering if this girl on instagram if her tits were real or not guys very riveting stuff here okay hard hard work hours i just wish that they had to disclose right i wish all the insta models had to disclose like these are real these are not i love how you started and you're like we spent two hours and it sounds like working nose to the grindstone no we were checking out if this girl's tits are real or fake so i'm pretty sure one of the girl the girl that we were looking at she's one of them i don't even remember her name she's one of the jay alvarez's girls the do you know who you know who that is i am pretty sure she doesn't want to be oh no referred to as the ex-girlfriend of jay alvarez i don't

even think she was a girlfriend i think she was just a fuck so that's so that's really second route she has a name we'll figure it out right you know so we sat for two hours and we're going back and forth dming pictures and i just feel like you and i were just we were on a mission we wanted to figure out and then at one point we were like is her ass fake yeah the whole thing that was like and we're looking for videos because that's how you can tell but then like these videos were just like it was fucking hard it was hard this was a hard one and we're not even shitting on her it was because her body was so beautiful so sophia gets up and goes to the bathroom and i think we're kind of hitting like a block here it's like how much longer can we do this sophia comes back to

the couch and i'm kind of like waiting for her to be like, all right, it's time to stop doing this. And she sits down and she goes, all right, time to get back to work. And I'm like, fuck. And she goes, are they real or are they fake? I'm like, what? We spent literally another hour. It's like we could not stop.

And she's like, are they real or fake? And not to mention, like, we're worse than dudes. Oh, disgusting. literally another hour it's like we could not stop and she's like are they real or fake and not to mention like we're worse than dude oh disgusting sitting there and i'm like trying to like zoom in on her asshole i'm gonna expose you here so if you have one so if you have one point turns to me and she's holding up her phone and she's looking at this girl's body in a bikini and she goes listen her face is nice but that body honor my god that body honor my god sofia literally a dude and i'm like i'm like all right yeah she's got a nice body because it's not fair because it's not fair because it's not even like a real body no she's so fucking hot and then i like sit there and i like start to get upset and i like start like coming up with scenarios

like i'm like if i wanted to go to a fucking pool party that this fucking twat wanted to go to this beauty queen this girl and my twat i have no idea what her personality is but she's a cunt yeah because she's so fucking hot stop being hot it's rude but i'm like if for some reason we were at the same pool party okay for some fucking reason okay i would literally have to fucking go home oh yeah you that's not an exact i'm like sitting there with the fucking daddy gang slides on i'm like a cover-up one piece a cover-up and your daddy gang slides in like a hat like a towel with a shower cap on i'm like i would have to why would you be at a pool party with a shower

cap i get what you're saying point is like we spent two hours and like towards the end of the second hour we're like no imagine this scenario you're there with your boyfriend she gets in her but you are you staying or you don't have to leave there's no other option it doesn't fucking matter and how fucked up is it i feel like we're the kind of like girls which i don't know what this says about us but i know some of my friends would be like what do you mean you have to leave the party like and i'm like you're saying like we're fully insecure absolutely because like think about it you were just saying like if she shows up and i'm over here like oh you abs there's no other option you have to leave oh yeah i know plenty of my friends would be like wow that

girl's beautiful like congrats and i'm like no i have to go push her in the fucking pool and let's go get in the pool and drown myself yeah and especially if you have a boyfriend there we should yeah we should probably work on that yes you know yeah anyway but shout out she's super hot so we'll try to find her at and give her some more followers. She already has enough. Fuck you. Fuck off. But yeah, I think that like. But love you.

Love you. But like also let us know if the tits are real or fake because we still don't know. Yeah. So that's just like, I think as much as people shit on us for being lazy and like our work ethic, look at us right now. We just spent like 10 minutes just talking about that. There you go. There's our intro for the podcast.

There we go. Real or fake. I'm sure people hated it. There's our intro for the podcast. There we go. Real or fake? I'm sure people hated it, but like, there you go. People are like, shut the fuck up. Well, into the episode. Let's get into it. I'm sorry, guys. There are two major, major, major announcements.

Major. Major. Hazer. Major. Laser. Alex has been talking to a new guy. She just adds another one to her roster she's got an NHL team and this guy okay and um he wanted to FaceTime you yeah and he wanted it to get a little bit dirty

right right and you were like we're gonna save that for next time babe okay but you started talking to me about it and we were talking about like yeah facetime sex it can be like so hot and then like you were like yeah but it's just like a little bit scary like if he screenshots it and I'm like I don't think you can screenshot without the other person knowing right and I was like oh I think you can and then we took it a step further it slowly started to dawn on us like you can straight up screen record a facetime session so if you and the other person doesn't know and they have no clue so if you're gonna have facetime sex people just know just know that you might think you're being safe but this person can be recording the entire time without you knowing. Shocking. Shocking.

The point also was like, I was like, fuck, like, I don't know if I want to send him a nude right now. Right. So FaceTime sex, obviously, is the alternative. Just finger in the pussy FaceTime sex. Because he can only keep it with his imagination. And then what Sophia and I did is we FaceTimed each other in our living room and I started screen recording our FaceTime and sophia's like i have no

notification nothing so i'm in daddy no one is safe no one is fucking safe it's like fucked up and what are you gonna do just not have your face in it and be like the headless horseman i know you're gonna say like the headless pussy i'm gonna say it's so fucked up what are you supposed to do just not have facetime sex can't relate there's just no way around it so we're all fucked and so then i just started thinking for my own psychotic behavior of how to utilize this i'm not gonna be you know screened uh recording my facetime sex but there have been times you know where i'm on facetime with a guy and like you know he's getting a little emotional and i wouldn't mind recording the entire conversation and just having that to look back on i mean normal people probably don't think that way but like i'm

on the same page like oh my god like almost keep a rolodex of every single facetime you have with him if i see a tear trickling out i'm like boom screenshot i need that in my camera that's going right up so guys we just wanted to let the daddy gang know because you can't be safe with technology and then you can't be safe in person either no you get stds in person right and then you get screen recorded you use a condom right but still there are people there are people that use condoms out there okay but also like let me just say something okay so you're gonna go hook up with a guy yes how do you know for certain 100 from the bottom of your heart that he doesn't have fucking camera

set up in his room you never know you don't you can really never be showing your pussy ever yeah and know for certain you're not being recorded so what we have to do is just fuck ourselves you just fuck yourself you go get that vibrator we tell you to do girls and you're just fucked the only thing i do think that sometimes is sometimes is nice is if you're fucking with someone that has like any type of reputation to uphold they're not going to film themselves okay so really just go go people that are out of your league yes only fuck people out of your league. Only. Yeah. Only. Everyone under you, they have cameras in their back room. So just.

That's really what it is. Yeah. We're instilling paranoia in every single person now. But yeah. And we're probably giving weirdos the idea to set up cameras. Don't. Oh yeah. And don't screen record FaceTimes.

Except girls you can if he's like being emotional. Yeah. All right. And then like keep it. And then send it to him when he's like being a little out of control. And you're like. Like remember when you loved me? Remember? Oh my God. And it to him when he's like being a little out of control and you're like remember when you loved me remember oh my god and it's like he's like what and then you literally said i'm like baby i love you so much and he's crying you're like little bitch i own

you now you want that to go up on my twitter as a meme i don't think so buy me my fucking air mess bag and that's that so really at any moment you're on facetime you're like am i about to be a meme dude you know what you could say you could set him up and start screen recording. Be like, tell me like, just, I just want to know how you feel about me. And he goes off to the races. That's good. And you got yourself a little notebook love story. Wow.

So notebook love story. I don't think, I don't think so. But second thing. I don't know if you remember. Actually, everyone remembers. Because this is one of the most iconic moments on call her daddy yes we would tell everyone that if you are going to send that fire nude yep the one you recycle recycle it's an old nude but it's your go-to you could never replicate it again you have to screenshot it and send the screenshotted version to the guy

or else if he saves it to his camera roll and you are sending it to him in january all of a sudden that picture is back in august and it's showing the exact date it was actually taken yes so the screenshot allows you to not fake it yeah it fakes it fakes it and now things are fucking apple fucking steve jobs steve jobs is dead his ghost from the past took his position you can fuck off fuck the new i don't think i've ever sounded more we're like the new steve jobs because the other one is gone um no they are fucking us because now with this new iphone update when you go to look at that whatever section, the info section, and that's where all of your pictures go in a text message thread. Yes.

There is now a section for photos. Yes. And a section for screenshots. Guys, the new iPhone update separates screenshots from regular photos and messages with someone so if you send the screenshot we've been telling you guys to do of a nude to this guy and he goes to look at it in his messages yep it's gonna show up in the screenshot section and he's gonna be like what shade written all over it really if you're taking the picture in real time for me babe then why do you need a screenshot it babe you're like you're fucked

exactly so because this is call her daddy and we're never gonna leave you hanging ever and we do not expect you to take a nude in real time ever fuck that no absolutely my god so we found a little loophole poophole okay all right guys soph and I sat. So I guess we really were working. We were. We sat sending a nude back and forth trying to figure out how to make sure that it doesn't save as a screenshot. So this is what everyone's going to do. You still are screenshotting the photo.

Yep. But instead of just ending it there, you then are going to email yourself the photo yep save the photo from the email as a new photo to your photo album yeah and send that one and now it will send as a regular photo basically yeah the um gmail or whatever um mail you use that is going to basically erase change the format of the picture and no longer screenshot guys i mean whoever says we don't have work ethic whoever says we don't have brains hello hello cia undercover brothers undercover fathers okay all right guys this we're gonna transition i'm very excited i thought you were about to just

stand up so if you just rolled her chair backwards it looked like she's about to i need to stretch a little before this okay i'm excited to talk about this i am too guys this topic is going to be relevant to every single person for sure hopefully um it was brought on because someone wrote in a question yes and it like sparked this conversation with alex and i and i was like let's fucking save this shit for the podcast because it's very intricate interesting so this is what this girl wrote in yes she said i need advice desperately i'm with my toxic shithead boyfriend and i want to hurt him badly hello thinking of kissing his ass and being the best girlfriend ever and then next boyfriend and I want to hurt him badly. We've all been there.

Hello. Thinking of kissing his ass and being the best girlfriend ever and the next day sending him a video of me fucking another guy. I've been with this piece of shit for two years and I'm tired of putting up with him. Do you guys support this or should I be mature and just actually break up with him in the healthy way? Mind you, this guy put me through hell and back. I'm being extra nice to him so when i leave him he will miss me more oh so the subject matter is to get revenge or to not get revenge when your ex basically cheated on you or just fucks up or yeah just are you gonna get revenge or not get revenge on someone

that even if they didn't cheat maybe this guy is just a complete piece of shit and like fucking the shit out of her right or like ran over her dog like you don't know hate pot yes classic so my first thought and first thing i want to say i think we're probably on the same page is this motherfucker gonna share this video yeah so i feel like the first my first advice is like don't send him a video of you fucking another guy it's just not really what needs to happen even if you want to get revenge like that right specifically is a goddamn no-go for multiple reasons yeah i think probably the main one is like you can think this guy is like super possessive and like doesn't want other guys seeing your body or whatever but you know there

might be something about having like another guy's dick in your mouth that like really sets him off and makes him want to like post it on pornhub i would always say if you're trying to fuck over an ex right handing them the keys to the castle of your pussy to expose for the world to see not the best move yeah unless this girl you know i was gonna say this is oh my god this is so fucked up the fact that i fucking dated this person okay here we go just a little just quickly a little Okay. My ex was in a tumultuous relationship with his ex-girlfriend. That's usually how it goes. Right.

You know, like every relationship is going to be tumultuous. Of course. It's like how normal, that's like a normal relationship. So he was dating this girl and she caught him cheating, which is actually an interesting story. She like found receipts for condoms. Oh. I can like tell that story another time. OK, let me know.

Why? Because he was cheating with you. Are you the girl? No, no, no, no, no, no. It was someone else. OK, so she wanted to get revenge. Yep. And so she sent him a video of her fucking another guy.

Oh, this is perfect. Perfect. So instead of freaking the fuck out like a normal guy would do if he receives a video of his current girlfriend fucking someone else totally my ex proceeded to save the video grab the nearest bottle of lotion okay and fucking masturbate until he came all over his wank one out shut the fuck up my ex is so kinky that when he got the video he jacked off to it and thought it was so fucking hot he was like just something about seeing her like another guy like just really fucking did it for me that's not a joke this is for real this is

the real deal so some men if they're kinky yes are absolutely not going to get mad at the porn you send in in fact they're gonna get off to it they're gonna get a boner actually they're gonna jerk one off in your honor right wow so know who you're dealing with okay yeah so obviously if you're dating like a little kinky motherfucker maybe it does work but for most i would say let's talk about breaking it down what are the repercussions right i think you gotta think about your short-term versus long-term goals with this fucking situation yep guys guys your five-year plan your five what is your five-year plan with this bitch oh because short-term he's probably gonna get the video and if he's not a complete freak like my ex was he's gonna be really fucking upset yeah he's gonna

freak out you know yeah for a few days he's gonna be like i fucking hate you and you're gonna get the rise out of him that you wanted yeah the revenge that you've been seeking is gonna be perfect yes amazing exactly but if you break up with him and you don't send him the video and you were just a stand-up gal the whole relationship right and when he looks back on the relationship and he can't sit there and be like oh well she fucking sent me a video like of herself getting right this is obviously a dramatic example right but if he looks back on the relationship and doesn't have something horrible to point out that you did that is going to in the long-term fuck with him more yeah because that make any sense no it does because if you do send the video long

term what's gonna happen is he's gonna be able to look back and be like wait she's such a fucking whore and a slut and like i don't even care yeah i cheated but she was nasty too so it almost levels the playing field and it makes him feel less bad of what he did as opposed to what sofia just said if you're not giving him any ammo and leaving him as the one yeah that essentially is the one that fucked up that long term is way fucking worse you're pretty much like Giving him justification for what he did Right You're making him feel better about fucking up

Yeah so I think obviously This example the porn is an extreme Example of sending yourself getting Fucked by someone else but we do Just want to now like bring it to a normal Level of just let's address Revenge on an ex yeah and evening the score and i personally think that the best revenge is letting them sit with the guilt

yep and that is your form of revenge people are always i mean hello genie yes wow i know i agree i agree i totally agree. I totally agree. Okay. Like something similar happened to me. You said porn. I don't even know why I just said something similar. I've been in a situation where I was dating a guy and I cheated. Okay.

Okay. Classic. We did not expect that one. The amount of times I referred to cheating, it was one guy in particular. It's not like I who cheated just every relationship. Anyways. So you cheated. I cheated. And the way that my ex-boyfriend handled it at the time, this is the guy, I think I've

told this story. He ended up messaging a bunch of people saying, I had an STD. Classic. Which like, also, you're also saying you have an STD. Wait, yeah, what? Fucking stupid. He messaged the guy cheated on on him with saying that she has herpes so good luck ah i can laugh about it now but at

the time i was not laughing yeah i could see that he reached out to my family oh and like totally was just talking major shit on me to my mother jesus christ he had his friends start harassing me and the way he handled it made me feel way less bad about what i did that's it was still fucked up what i did but it made me feel because then i could turn around and be like you're a fucking psychopath look what you're doing right you know what i mean i think that's such a good example sophia because yes unfortunately you were the one that fucked up yes but you're saying that had you cheated and had your ex kind of just like faded into the background and kind of like moved on you would have had guilt yeah but because of the way he acted and how psycho he was that made you be like okay wait i'm actually happy we

broke up because this is the type of guy he is. It helped me rationalize what I did and be like, oh, well, he was a psycho. No wonder you cheated, girlfriend. Good for you. So guys, I mean, that is everyone listening that's been in a relationship like that. I would take advice from that because it's like, yeah, look at Sophia saying she ended up not even feeling bad that she cheated because of the way he acted. I have actually an example that's kind of the opposite of yours. so I was in a relationship and he cheated on me okay you know classic everyone just cheats on me like why would you cheat on I've been cheated on as well yeah

yeah so he cheated on me and we broke up and I was how we're telling people to be cool calm and collected and I just kind of moved on with my life you were a saint I was how we're telling people to be cool calm and collected and I just kind of moved on with my life you were a saint I was you were like you know what you really hurt me but good luck but good luck oh my god that's the kicker okay so I move on and I went and quickly rebounded just to this other guy because I was just trying to get my mind off it whatever my ex ended up finding out details about who i was seeing and he put my family in a group chat i remember this saying that he found out that i was sending naked pictures to this guy and said to my family happy we broke up because look does turned out she's a whore to my family in a group chat. After he cheated on you. Okay.

So meanwhile, yeah, like we're broken up. But the point I wanted to make was he's still obsessed with you. This guy that Alex is talking about is still obsessed with you. To this day, yes. But even in that time, the point of him reaching out and calling me a whore and everything and trying to find dirt on me, he was so hyper focused on clearing his conscience. He was committed to finding something about me to make him feel better about himself. Like him being like, wait, she's talking to someone to make him be less obsessed with

the fact that, oh, my God, I fucked up a good thing and I cheated. Yeah. And yeah, you're right. He and he's still obsessed to this day. And he actually always, you know, confirms that he and he's still obsessed to this day and he actually always you know confirms that he knows he fucked up yeah but in the heat of the moment he felt so guilty right that he was begging basically for me to fuck up so he didn't have all the weight on him and i didn't give it to him and so that made him go even more crazy and that's the thing daddy gain

i want to just like admit that in a lot of relationships I've had with my ego, I wanted so badly in that moment when I found out he cheated to be like, oh, guess what? Well, I already. Just kidding. I also fucked your friend. But then you're making it way easier for them. Exactly. Because the best thing, like I said, is to let them sit with it.

Because at the end of the day, they're the one that fucked up. And you can fucking have your clean conscience. And they're the ones that are fucking stupid for letting you go. You want them to look back on the relationship. And be like I have nothing bad to say about that. And you know what. I'm going to get a little deep here. I think that because.

I was silent. And I'm such a psychopath usually. that freaked him out more he's like he's like why why is my car not getting keyed right now literally this something must really be wrong something's really wrong she's really over it yeah and so i want to point out a little scenario though sophia you and i are such psychos and in a relationship with men our silence is probably terrifying because they know how psycho we are like you said why aren't they keying my car yes but if you are not like sophia and i and you listen to this podcast for you know like humorous moments and you don't really

take our advice which you really shouldn't no you shouldn't really this whole thing just don't even don't this is like literally our therapy session but if you are not like sofia and i and you were way healthy in your relationship and you weren't a psycho like us i do think you can play the revenge a little different do you agree so pretty much you're saying if this girl is like a fucking saint yes like a goody two shoes girl mary beth oh mary beth and he could kind of like maybe something's like well she's kind of like boring right she never did anything wrong if you find out that he cheated mary beth yes if you were getting stepped over your entire relationship you were being treated like a doormat your whole relationship then yeah i think those that is a little bit of different situation where we're send the sex tape send the sex tape fucking jack on his fucking dad's car get out there

fucking no i i agree with you because there's something about as a man think looking at the two of us if we go out and fuck someone the next day he's gonna like you're a fucking whore and he's gonna be like i knew it all along you're such a fucking that's why i did it but mary beth right she can get a little vengeful she can and what you can do is you can go out to the bar and start flirting and if it gets back to him that good old mary beth bible study motherfucker right is kind of starting to get out there and get a little freaky yeah he knows you're not a whore so what he's gonna do is start to freak out and be like oh Mary Beth has a little edge Mary Beth got game I didn't Mary Beth where was this our whole relationship and that could be a

very good way of revenge for a Mary Beth situation because it's not like you yes everyone else but I have a feeling daddy gang is no mary beth there's no fucking mary beth listening to this so everyone yeah the moral of the story is i know all of us are psychopaths and we want to fucking get revenge and we want to be disgusting and like fuck up his whole life or fuck up her life because this goes men and women the best way really for revenge is let them sit with the guilt i agree and i think this is such an interesting concept because it kind of also relates to why the breakup is happening in general that made no sense right if you just keep listening for two more seconds like i always talk about this with my friends and by friends i mean you i was gonna say and always talk about i mean right now for the first

okay if someone does something really really shitty in a relationship that almost makes the breakup way fucking better than if you're breaking up for reasons that you can't really pinpoint that's such a do you get what i'm saying like getting cheated on is the worst feeling in the entire world i've been there you've been there it's horrible but you can look at the relationship and be like he completely fucked me over disrespected me and broke my heart and put his penis in all of our trust right and so i fucking hate him i'm moving on and same goes for guys right and vice versa instead of that person being like you know i've always been really good to you but i just think

we gotta bring break up like i don't love you anymore let's just break up because then you end up sitting there and you're like well what could i have done differently why does he love me anymore why doesn't she love me anymore yeah that's such a good point to be like you know what i mean philosophy 101 i don't even know who are you over there i don't think that made sense i do i mean no one else gets it but i i like it i like where you're going deep deep shit death we have depth right let me ask you a question oh hit me who do you think it's harder for to get over a breakup the person that cheated or the person that got cheated on like who does it fuck up more because to me no you go ahead i well you know i have to say it's like really

situational i agree that's so true because if you're like dating someone and they're like the love of your life and you've been dating for five years and all of a sudden you find out that they like cheated on you with your mom oh that'd suck i love our examples on this show like why could it be like another girl i think that's gonna be worse for you than it is for him i think it will actually be really bad for everyone the whole family actually would probably break up right right i get what you're saying but if you are dating someone and you just happen to get way too fucked up one night and you like did a drunken fingering of a girl's vagina class and then like you end up telling your girlfriend you're like i don't even know how she breaks up i think it's harder for the person that cheated then i really do i agree i think in

a very big grand scheme if like this person is a shit fuck and they are just cheating and they're being sketchy right in short term it's harder for the person that got got cheated on because it's like you find out your world is broken but in long term that person is going to be able to move on from that and be like okay that person was shitty as opposed to the person that cheated they have to live with that and they have to live with themselves the other person gets to like be like peace out I relinquish myself from this relationship but i'm moving the fuck on boom did i use relinquish in the right way i mean i mean i don't know it's a big word throw it in i like it so daddy gang we know we're always psycho we know we say burn their house down

put shit in their shampoo to make them lose all their hair but nothing fucks with them more than you just fucking keeping your pride and disappearing. I think that was the healthiest thing we've said in a while. Let's fuck it up. Let's make it unhealth. All right. Let's fuck it up. All right, guys.

We're moving on to a little thing I like to fucking call. Questions. Questions. Questions. Questions. Questions. Questions. Of the week.

Okay. Okay. Anyways, I'm going to start this one. Oh, my God. Here we go. Here we go. Hi, you sexual zaddies. Zaddies.

Small little intro. I fucking love you guys. And I started listening to your podcast last week and I'm already up to date. Is that it's that good? I mean, I love when people tell us that they binge their podcast. Our podcast. Yes. I'm not going to.

There's actually. She really wrote an intro. So I'm just going to help us help you help get to the fucking question. OK. OK. I'm going to keep this short and sweet there is this website called mygirlfund.com that you can basically sell nude pictures and videos and get paid and it is legit and safe so whenever i'm feeling a little broke i just go on there and send some thirsty old motherfucker my sexy nude smiley face.

So yeah, instead of sending your shit to some Brad or Chad that doesn't even do anything with it except send it to his bros, send it to mygirlfund.com and get banked. Okay, love you guys. Keep giving me life with this podcast. Bye. God damn it. Do I think I should be promoting this on a podcast that younger people are listening to?

Maybe not. But you know what? Do I support this? Kind of. Because honestly, there are people sending their naked shit to randoms for money. Right. And at least this website is like, you know. Yeah.

Listen, daddies. Giving it some structure. Some safety precautions. I'm all about safety and i think i actually think that's kind of crazy but i do think you know girls obviously if you are trying to do it through like snapchat cash or like they say they're gonna venmo you the amount of girls that have written in that have gotten gypped off of totally you know a guy saying he'll venmo after you send the titties it's like no so i i think this is great you know you girls should

totally sell them through the site i just read this i'm like this is really fucked up but but i think it's good to share the wealth you know what i mean yeah we can't keep it just for ourselves all right lately you have been addressing the gram so i have a question i do not have a fake account so i rely on these accounts to be public. Of course, I'm looking at my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's Instagram, and I'm not proud of it. However, this bitch is constantly changing her profile from public to private. What's the deal with this? Also, is it stupid that I know this and keep checking for her profile to go public

thanks daddies i have lived this live for a long time it's a long journey what i would suggest is you're saying you don't have a fake account make a fake account and follow this bitch when she's public yep yep and when she's asking us why do people do this i genuinely don't us, why do people do this? I genuinely don't get it. Why do people switch from public to private constantly? I genuinely want to know. I think there's so many different reasons. I'm trying to think about back in college. Sometimes if I would go follow a guy that may be like a little out of my league and I knew he wasn't going to follow me back I would put my

shit on public so that when he saw that I followed he could go stalk me and that he could like see all my pictures because there are times where you're trying to play the game and you know they're not going to follow you so I think that's one okay that's that makes sense yeah I guess you know what I'm thinking about it and I think that I used to do that yeah i would switch it on and off and i think it's because maybe if i put like some like a hot picture up i was like maybe i'll get more likes right right right absolutely but um girlfriend yeah if i were you like sophia said get your fake account and follow her when she's on public so she doesn't have like a message request from you or follower request and then you're in guys it's the best feeling in the world it's so fun i had

to wait a while before i was able to follow this and then she went public and you slid right in and now i can see her whenever i want i look at her every day i check in i check her tagged photos i do the same thing oh my god i have like three girls that on my fake account i go and i stalk every day i wake up in the morning and i go right to their profile. I look forward to it. Oh my God, me too. I get excited. When they have a story, like I see the ring around there, I'm like, I am so excited. I watch it a couple of times. There's something about switching from your profile to your fake one.

You're like a different person. The Instagram was getting boring and now I'm back in. And you're back in. And like the hype gets crazy. Yeah. And you're seeing shit you know you wouldn't be able to see on your real account because you can't let them see you're seeing their shit totally oh it's like you're a different person it's so fun alter ego accounts all around oh god i would delete mine before i

delete my fake i love my fake account fuck my regular account i don't do shit on that thing all right sos i need help this one is fucked up okay my boyfriend and i have been working out a lot and trying to eat way better i'm not a skinny girl but i'm also not an overweight girl i'm kind of in the middle i've always been super body conscious and hate when my boyfriend touches my stomach recently as we were fucking he jiggled the excess fat on my tummy and squeezed it is it weird for me to be super offended by this and also how do i tell him to cut this fucking shit out love you girls wait did she just say that happened during sex or just like when they were laying in bed during sex oh shut the fuck up he jiggled the excess fat on my tummy i don't even know what i would do squeezed it i don't even know what i would fucking do i don't know either i would slap his dick and like make it go soft

i would like jiggle his dick and be like is this all we're working with this is it jiggle his tummy right that's not cool i don't i think that this guy was doing it to just be what to just be maybe it turns him on or maybe but i don't think he was doing it in a rude way i don't think he was trying to make her feel bad i think he was either no i for some reason was going to turn him on but then it's also like guys are so fucking stupid like do you think in his mind he's like maybe if i like jiggle it like she'll get more like she'll notice and then like she'll work out more like guys are so fucking stupid like is that his way no see i think that's too smart for a guy to think that oh okay guys are so stupid that's something a girl would do i don't think a guy would if i were you why don't you just call him the fuck out and be like don't ever do

that again yeah what the fuck are you doing i don't i wouldn't even be able to i would have slapped his hand away and been like don't do that i couldn't finish having sex with a guy if he's sweetheart this is your boyfriend tell him to never do that again yeah even if you bring it up when you're outside of the bedroom and you're like, babe, I don't know like what that was, but like, I don't need you to be like poking and pulling on my excess skin. But also be like, no girl likes that. Right. You're not being weird.

No girl wants a guy to do that. So tell him. No girl wants you. Yeah, you could say that. No girl wants a guy to squeeze her fat no do you want me to squeeze your wiener and be like hey little guy he was probably doing in a loving way like i love this little pooch i really think that's probably what it was but like doesn't fucking matter just tell him to stop i love this little pooch dude fuck that fuck him all right i have a short

one really quickly this girl just wants to know if you're hooking up with a guy for the first time how do you ask him to choke you slash be rough with you and i immediately i thought about this and immediately my answer was because i've had um hookups where i've like wanted it to be more rough for me what i've done is i've literally like taken the guy's hand and put it up to my neck. Yeah. And like held it there. And then he kind of gets obviously the point and like starts choking you. But I think like in a first hookup or just like a hookup situation,

you have to initiate specifically the rough stuff. Yes. Probably unless he is kind of like a kinky freak because I've met some guys that are super rough but if he's not you got to do it right because guys are nervous to do that shit and i think that's very smart what you said is physically grab his hand and do it because there's something about a girl being like slap me right now he's like are you fucking with me right is she serious yes yes you're gonna call the cops same and same with choking like literally take his hand and if you put it on there then he's like okay well this bitch obviously wants to get choked

the fuck out let's go and i mean i don't necessarily think that's a bad thing because the alternative is he literally like throws you through the drywall right and you're on your first right i don't i don't think you would rather no no right because i've had that happen when i'm like got through the drywall and you're like stuck where i'm like whoa let's just like maybe like the third hook oh my god i had a situation like that i thought i was gonna die he was really aggressive it was the first time and i accidentally made a mistake by going back to his apartment it was in new york actually oh and you thought he was probably gonna kill you i did and it was very scary and i and i didn't like that he was initiating the very very rough stuff on the very first hookup sometimes i'm like and his apartment was sketchy

like the whole thing i was like i'm dead yeah so yeah take advantage of the fact that if he doesn't initiate it then it's up to you to like kind of like control the speed yeah with that stuff this was a very very interesting question this girl wrote saying so last week we talked about a g shot which is a injection you can get in your vagina to have better sex and this girl wrote in and she said hi daddy just listen to this week's episode and i have been offered to have the g shot for free from the dentist that i work with the dentist no literally no it says i worked for an oral surgeon to be specific and he was a total perv like really bad needless to say before anyone knew like only one doctor had done the g-shot before or a couple he learned how to do it anyways he shows me the process but wanted to sedate me

and i'm like wait hold on i'm like dude i can't what happens when your wife walks in and he begs me and anyways i said no but now i'm low-key regretting it because might as well get what you can so should i go back and get my free shot or question mark hold on side note there's more detail needed but i don't want to be wordy okay hold on i think we needed the more detail you just told me that he wants to sedate you what if your wife walks in why because he's gonna start fucking fingering you no i think probably because he's like an oral surgeon so like why is he well why does he have the g-shot in the first place you're like a dentist wants to give me the g-shot i'm like i'm pretty sure that needs to be an actual just like doctor

no i i'm sure that if you're a surgeon you can probably like right he probably does have access to it but like it didn't sound right it didn't sound right and i feel like you saying he's creepy as shit he wants to sedate me um that's not what they do for this shot they just like numb it so if he's trying to knock you the fuck out and go to pound town in there with this shot this is one of those times where i think we needed more back yeah and i hope and i also think that you know as much as it is an expensive shot i would take the risk of saving up for that then your dentist yeah fucking you while you're sedated and the wife walking in and he's like perversely up around the g-spot kind of like hanging out i please um if you just want to follow up and just

like give me more detail and then i can give you a better answer but so far from what we have i would not do it yeah yeah for sure okay i would not okay can we can we talk about how some people make their partners wash their mouth after giving head how do y'all feel about this my best girlfriend makes her boyfriend wash his mouth out after eating her out because she doesn't want to make out with him after and taste her vagina i don't know i feel like if a dude asked me to wash my mouth after giving him head or didn't let me kiss him after that would be weird i've never experienced that but i've heard of my closer girlfriends that this is a huge thing and that guys won't go near them after they give them head it's just gross and do you think what do you think help so i think we've kind of talked about this

before but i have never heard of a girl making a guy go wash his mouth out which is kind of fucked up that's kind of like a double standard right why are we supposed to brush our teeth right and they're not supposed to brush theirs here's the thing which i actually don't think either person really needs me either me either that's the thing and i guess it's like if you're younger and you're like just getting into sex then like maybe but as you get older like you should be you're having sex with this person you're the dick is in your mouth their face is down in your pussy like sex is messy right right and it should be and so for me if i give a guy head in the middle of sex and then i go back up to like and then we're gonna still fuck we're still kissing

throughout totally so like therefore his dick was just in my mouth and now his mouth is on my mouth so that's i don't i mean i don't know yeah i think that's um just probably people that are younger yeah like an immaturity and i think if he eats me out 10 times out of 10 usually we've talked about on the podcast like it's hot girls for you to kiss him after he eats you out yeah i mean do i think you should like put his cum in your mouth and then like spit it back into his mouth like maybe not don't baby but you're doing a threesome and there's like another girl and you want to spit the cum into her mouth that he would probably i love how we're like yeah this is like younger like i get it and now we're like so during the threesome spit his cum into the other girl's

mouth like baby bird it into her mouth and then she'll go back and then you guys split it and then you swallow with the cum dripping down the chin. Yeah. So that's just a different way to take it. That was a good answer. Okay. Last question. Okay.

This involves a picture that we can like describe, hopefully. Okay. This girl said, Sophia, I already messaged Alex as well, but I need my founding fathers to be on the same page. SOS, I need help. Okay. I guarantee all of the other faithful contestants need assistance. Okay.

I'm in dire need. Nudes to follow because I think I've scared the decent men off. So this girl sent us the nude and I'm about to show you. Okay. LOL, here's an unsolicited nude just to check in to see if i'm doing something wrong because believe it or not i've actually gotten a negative response with this one what did i do wrong is it me or the audience also love the pod so yes alex and i do receive nudes on like a regular basis, but please look at this nude.

Okay. So, okay. So I'm just going to explain while Alex is looking. She's facing the mirror and the mirror is fogged up. Like she had just taken a hot shower and she just wiped the mirror just in the area that her tits are in. So like her, you can't see the rest of her face like her body basically you can see kind of her face and her phone and everything but it's all blurred and then it's very clear on the tits how can we help her okay because it is hot but i could see

like she could make it hotter so for my first this is like getting very specific but so she wiped off so you could see her tits but girlfriend tip for you is you almost didn't wipe enough of the fog off that you're almost cutting the top part of your tits onto like your chest off and it's making your you have like nice tits but you you would make them look even bigger if you wiped more of the mirror off so like this girl is technically it's like stopping right at where like the cleavage part is you should go up honestly give yourself even up to like the collarbone because that just would give them more to look at can i just see it here you go you got great tits girl and the idea is there i totally agree and i don't think it's a bad nude

i don't think it's a bad nude i also think that i think she should put her hair down yeah and i also think that the smudge that she did to show her tits make it cuter i was like in a weird shape it's a very weird shape and it looks like think titanic think like a perfect stroke across the mirror yeah it's like showcasing your tit yeah i know it sounds specific but like it kind of is a weird shape that but the idea is there and like that's not a bad nude but if you're asking for guys listen the mirror nude after the shower we've said it can be so hot but you always want to accentuate the parts that you're sending and so for you my biggest tip is that you didn't give yourself enough to show. And so it cuts your tits in half and like you want to make them look bigger, obviously.

And so just wipe a little bit more off and we're good to go. But it was a good news. It's a good news. We'll post it on Instagram. Oh, my God. And everyone can put that. We're good. OK, great.

All right. Daddy. Daddy's go follow us on instagram because call her daddy has been shadow banned i'm sophia with an f franklin with a y and mine is alexandra cooper go follow us on instagram guys we post really slutty stuff yeah just our tits and our ass and our clits but also go follow call her daddy if you can't find it you can go to our page and then go find it through our page. Yeah. Also rating and a review. Give us five stars.

I met a girl out at a bar and she literally comes up to me and she goes rating and review. I'm going to go in. No, but she was cracking up. She's like every episode I'm cracking up because you guys say leave a rating review. And then she was so cute at the bar. She took someone's phone in front of me and started. She unsubscribed and then resubscribed. I was like, you're a real one.

That's the cutest encounter. So, Daddy Gang, we know we're annoying, but we're just trying to, you know, help us help you help us help us help the podcast. Help the podcast. Stay alive. Actually. Yeah. We're trying to stay alive every day, especially after today. They want to shut us down.

But the more people they see on our side. I read an article this past week and it was pretty wild. They really want to shut us down, but the more people they see on our side. I read an article this past week and it was pretty wild. They really want to shut us down. They were saying Sophia basically went to jail for dealing drugs and we're setting a bad example. No, actually I went to jail for underage drinking. She didn't get caught for selling drugs. She's not a fucking bitch.

And there's nothing wrong with helping the community. And drug dealers are part of the ecosystem. That didn't make sense. All right, guys. See you later, daddies. Every Wednesday. We'll see you next week. Bye, daddies.