Call Her Daddy - 63- How Our Families Really Feel…

Episode Date: November 27, 2019

Alex and Sofia get real as they dive into the family drama they have endured since starting this podcast…extended family is the worst! (LOL). Happy Thanksgiving! This week the girls are discussing a brilliant way to make friends (especially in a new city), the biggest dating app no-no that even the smartest men are committing (watch out for this one ladies), and lastly, THE BALL! As in mens' balls. And before you roll your eyes and say ‘this is amateur hour', think again! For some men, how you handle his balls could determine how he forever remembers you. CAUTION: This episode includes the most grotesque story submission ever. Not for children!  

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy happy almost thanksgiving motherfuckers gobble gobble what is your favorite part of thanksgiving what's your favorite food oh um the green bean casserole what what is wrong with you i don't like turkey i think it's dry you don't like mashed patatis i like mashed potatoes what about stuffing i do like stuffing but i like green bean casserole more what about you you? Green bean casserole. I don't know if I've even ever had that. Sorry I'm a healthy bitch. Yeah, what? Just kidding. It's literally cream and breadcrumbs and then like a little green bean.

Oh, I don't think I've ever had that. Really? Yeah. I don't like cranberry sauce. Me either. So don't even. Hey guys, what's up? Just let us have our moment.

We're just talking about our food. I could talk about food for hours so can i it's alex and sophia back at it again for another episode of call her daddy guys call her daddy still is extremely hard to find on instagram so you should go follow us i'm sophie with an f franklin with a y on instagram and i'm alexandra cooper go follow us for our tit pics and our nudes um so thanksgiving is right around the corner it's tomorrow if you guys are listening to this on wednesday you guys are about to go get fucked fucked right fucked up fucked up in the ass fucked up in the head fucked up from alcohol it's the biggest drinking night of the year liver yeah

fucked up liver biggest drinking night of the year that's wild that always still surprises me like it's not new year's not new year why i don't know i fucking hate new year's it's the most overrated okay let's let's we don't need to talk about the holidays so thanksgiving guys i hope you're all with your loved ones and if you're not then you have us to be your loved ones this year we love you guys we're so thankful for you guys we are what are you thankful for this year i'm thankful for the daddy game i really truly am me too when i'm at dinner in my family i'm gonna say the daddy gang not any of you guys motherfuckers just the real family the daddy game thank you oh my god um actually so Sophia and I you know we don't really talk about our family too much because we don't want to involve them

in the exploitation of what we've decided to call our career right but we're gonna talk about them today so going home for Thanksgiving, everyone is getting ready to deal with the grandma, the grandpa, the mom, the dad, the siblings, the cousins, the extended family. Right. And it's just a very everyone has their own family dynamic. Sophia and I specifically have a very interesting family dynamic since starting this podcast. Our immediate family is extremely supportive yeah our immediate family is they love it they think it's great now thank god i'm not going home for thanksgiving because last year was a shit show okay you're like you're trying to like ease it i know i know when i went

home for thanksgiving most people are on board, okay, with what I'm doing. But there are a few fucking outliers, all right, in that extended family range. And this bitch. Outlier outlaws. Is that? Nope. Sorry. I just had this bitch.

This bitch. My aunt. Oh, shout out. My aunt, who's not even blood related. Those are the ones that'll always catch up that's where i'm like sweetheart no loyalty there's no loyalty none zero my uncle's gonna find a new bitch in no time i really hope they never hear this okay um so i was sitting on the couch with all my cousins and she came and sat down i remember vividly a year ago a year ago thanksgiving she sits down on the couch and she's like holding her fucking i want to say it's an ugly baby but it's not but i wish it was ugly but it's actually

the cutest thing ever but like gollum gollum like disgusting but it's like fine yeah and she was sitting there with her baby and she sits down and she's like Sophia why do you have such a horrible show oh hey auntie Karen but it wasn't horrible in the sense like you're not talented it was like it is so degrading to women and I don't support it at all and why would you do that and why do you talk about yourself like that and why do you talk about women like that and she proceeded to attack me for the next I want to say 10 to 15 minutes okay oh that's and usually I would be a savage bitch and like rip her a new asshole but when someone is holding a baby yeah in the middle

of an argument it really it just changes the dynamic it's not fair i like cover the baby's ears or something yeah it's almost like when you pick up a baby they no one can do anything wrong to you yeah it's like fucked up yeah like in that situation she probably knew going into that room i'm gonna pick the baby up right i'm gonna rip sophia's face off of like a pregnant woman i'm not gonna argue with her she's gonna go into labor yeah it's a little shield a little shield yeah so anyways she went fucking psycho and she just kept going on and on about how degrading and i finally turned to her and i was like why is it degrading yeah towards women is it because we talk about sex you know what i need to do is send her a fucking link to the iheart radio nomination

here we go here you go you want to look at your little niece next to motherfucking Oprah. Take a look. See, bitch. Exactly. Can you imagine? How? Advice and inspirational podcast. Mind you. I mean, try me. So. Wow, that's annoying. Yeah.

And then she like actually ended up going up to my mom and being like, she needs her mother. Oh, you need to talk to her. You need to have a discussion with her. My mom was like, she is 27 years old. Yeah. So he is an adult. Like Sophia could like have her own children.

Like she's fine. Right. That's the whole thing. I think it's so I we wanted to bring this up because like with having this podcast, it's so interesting to me because I've also dealt with it sort of extended family being very judgmental of the show. And one of my relatives like reached out and was super inappropriate and it was just one of those moments where you need to like clarify

they were super you're like i have a sex podcast and a relative reached out it was so inappropriate i'm like okay no no it was more they were doing a similar thing where they were bashing essentially the show and. Okay. Cause it sounded like something else. No, no. They've been very silent with regard to like how they feel about the show. And then they came in swinging and it was just kind of like, right.

I'm your niece. Yeah. Like, why are you being like this? And I think that as we get older and I think everyone's going to see it as you go home for Thanksgiving, it's just become more and more aware to me that like everyone that around us that are adults that we've grown up around that are adults really are not adults like they're fucking children like think about it i'm talking about someone that's older you're talking about someone that's older that we looked up to or was older than us when we're younger and they're all fucking children at the

end of the day i remember being younger and seeing people in their 30s and being like wow like just they must be woke and it's like no they are actually children no they're children and it's not like these people had genuine concern like they were trying to be bitchy yeah they were doing it in a passive-aggressive way basically saying that your daughter has gone off the fucking rails and she needs to be put into rehab. And why? And it's like, why? We talk about sex freely and openly.

And also, I just want to be like, well, what are your children doing? Or how did you have your children? Did you have sex? Yeah. Whoa! I bet! Singer! No, and I think this is one of my favorite ones.

Like, our parents, both Sophie and I have talked about it. It's like the classic one question that they will get asked by someone and it's always are you concerned right my mom was like i was in the i was in the um grocery store the other day and i ran into someone from like your middle school class or whatever and she's like her parents are like are you concerned alex we wear hoodies and hats and say i am unwell we're like why are people wondering why are people concerned why are people nervous for our well-being walk in i stroll into thanksgiving hung over this sweater that says i am unwell it's like i don't know it's just it is very interesting because what do they want our parents to say? We are so concerned. Alex, Sophia, they are just, they've lost it.

I know. Like, well, we kind of had it. I know. As this conversation is going on, like, I'm understanding the enemy more and more and us less and less. You know what I mean? Because, like, we are kind of out of control. We're definitely. and I'm concerned and I am very concerned

so this whole thing just went to shit we've both gone into therapy since starting this show I do think that says a lot about where we're at in life no you're right alright so they have a total they're totally justifiable for asking if we're okay yeah but I hope everyone has a good Thanksgiving better than ours because we're about to get

the fucking shit under the stick. But I will say there was a moment in time where I was like the party girl. Oh, yeah. Like I was like crowned the Utah party princess. Fucking repulsive. And that never happened. Okay. Who crowned you that? No you though nobody i just made it up but there was a moment in time where i went to jail back to back to back yes i will you know tell the story one day and were people asking my mom if she was concerned back then no they're

asking it now yeah and it's like now that i have a show where i talk about sex and tell people they're holes that's very interesting yeah and like you're self-sufficient what is your mom going to cut you off she doesn't pay your bills all right i have no idea if any of that was interesting for you guys but well we'll find out we'll find out so the balls the big bouncy balls that are underneath a man and i know because alex is talking about balls you're thinking basketball baseball she's that's no that's not what we're talking about we're talking about actual i just i just came up with that i didn't know what you meant at first i just came up with that that's pretty good we're talking about the ball sack the ball the scrotum underneath that wiener is that even what the scrotum is i don't know i don't know that's embarrassing all right guys so sophia and i were

talking about the ball this is just so funny what our job is we were sitting on the couch and we were talking about guys we're hooking up with and we just started talking about their balls yes and you know we first started comparing balls and ball sack and we were fucking perplexed perplexed it really is a topic that we wanted to talk about because of how one fascinating it is to us but also like we don't we didn't have the most knowledge until we did more research and and there isn't that much knowledge out there right exactly so the first thing is we started talking about just the difference between ball sack size okay okay you know alex really spearheaded this combo on the couch but i entertained her okay so we were talking fuck you we were talking about how there are men that we have hooked up

with and you know what when i was younger i really didn't pay attention to the ball at all i kind of like closed my eyes and went on for dear life and like just prayed to god it was over soon but now that i'm older like i am watching these men walk back from the bathroom i'm watching them swing their dicks i'm making slow-mo videos of them swinging their dicks okay and so you get a chance to really look at this ball sack yeah and there are different sizes and it is like huge difference they come in all shapes and sizes they do some of them it's like two little quail eggs that's actually really small, but two little eggs and the chicken eggs and the sack. No, not not. And the sack is super tight and close to the base of the penis.

Like sometimes when the penis is just dangling, the balls are like stuck up under there. It's like they're very tight. Like as if they were like suctioned up yeah a little plastic surgery nip and tuck right and then kind of like a boob job yes you know just yes like a little hard as rock tip and then you have the women that had you know triple d's and just had kids sag Sag, sag. And they have super saggy tits. And then you have that ball sack. That ball sack, and I'm not going to fucking sugarcoat it, is ugly.

I mean, like, it's not ugly, but like, it's not. All of it is really ugly at the end of the day. Because guys say that our vaginas are gross looking. Fuck you. Your ball sack, I promise, is much scarier than any vagina absolutely so no and i'm just kidding like the ball sack is fine but it is so interesting because the long hanging fruit ball the long danglers right there's so much skin yeah it's like a pack like santa claus's sack of presents that hangs behind but with only two gifts in it aka the eggs why did I just why so does anyone need any more detail descriptions or analogies because I can go

yeah okay so we want to bring up the balls and how to incorporate them during sex a little bit and what men really like because I think that we were trying bring up the balls and how to incorporate them during sex a little bit and what men really like. Because I think that we were trying to think about it. And from a very young age, girls are taught essentially to be terrified of the balls. Yeah. Men, it's like, oh, my God, he got hit in the balls. I remember being in gym class and playing dodgeball. Oh, I can't even picture you doing that

I can't either You're the girl eating her hair in the corner Let's just say I wasn't the best on the team And I remember Guys getting hit in the balls From the dodgeball And like keeling over and falling to the floor And it was like I need to go to the emergency room

Screaming like they're going to die Pass out It's like traumatizing And so it's always been so focused on that their balls are so sensitive you can barely tap it and they're gonna freak out so i think that that kind of translates into women being a little bit hesitant to interact with the balls during sex for fear of hurting the guy right and i totally understand that similar to the clit and how we're always like men it's so sensitive be careful it's kind of similar to guys balls it's it is and it isn't because the clit i'm gonna say for 99 of women they do like stimulation

of some kind there yeah some guys don't even want you looking at their balls. And that is what we're bringing up today. We have done some mad research from men that we have had from near and far. First and foremost, though, we have talked about in the past blowjobs, and we are not here to really talk about you licking and using your mouth on a guy's balls. We're more so talking about using your hands. Because we've talked about it. It's a huge part of a blowjob, ladies, to lick his balls, get them super wet, drenched. I know Milf Hunter said like that is one of his favorite things.

If a girl incorporates the balls into a blowjob, if she's able to deep throat and use her tongue and when she's deep throating to lick lightly on his balls, that is a position we can talk about. Millfrenter said he likes to have his ball sack drenched. Drenched. That's how he likes it. But, and this is the thing.

I think the reason that we so casually talk about licking the balls to you guys in blowjobs and stuff like that is because a tongue is not going to like really hurt the balls. Right. Licking a ball is not going to puncture the ball. Right. But fingers. Yes. It's a different story. Yes.

The force that your tongue has, you're not going to be able to like fucking hurt him. Right. You're going to whip his ball with your tongue. But your hands, you could cause some serious damage. And so the question is like, should we be playing with the balls or not? During sex. And if we should. What are we doing?

Are we grazing? Are we rubbing? Are we cupping the balls yeah are we massaging these are the questions we're about to motherfucking answer baby all right so i'm gonna bring up two men okay that you have slept with yes one of them could care could not care less if i fucking played with his ball. OK. He didn't even want me looking at his ball. I even asked him, I remember I was like, do you want me to incorporate the balls a little bit? And he was like, no, it just doesn't really do anything for me at all.

So he didn't really care. No. And then this other guy that I dated, he I think it was literally like our third hookup was like can you please touch my balls oh okay this is the third hookup and I was kind of taken aback because that's not a really regular request that I get do you not during sex no a blowjob maybe but sex yeah it was during sex and i said okay and i kind of started doing my thing and he was like i want you to be extremely gentle okay i want you to barely touch and barely graze my balls while we are fucking okay and it became this thing as we continued to hook up right that the balls and me incorporating them. It was imperative to like him coming. And it was like part of sex for him.

It was a huge deal. OK. I have two questions. Yes. Number one, I'm assuming and girls, we're going to get into this. I'm assuming that when you are touching his balls, you're doing it in a position where he's kind of like fucking you slower than a normal fuck. Yeah, if he was doing like a jackrabbit thing, I don't think it would work. Yeah, because that's an issue and you cannot go and try to touch. Because I remember asking Milf Hunter this and he was like, I don't usually like when a girl is trying to touch my balls during sex because it fucks up my stroke. And like it fucks up my stroke and like it fucks up my stroke game because and i get what he's saying i've at times thought about touching the balls

but if he's on top and i'm trying to like reach under and you could end up like fast literally slapping a ball slapping a ball under no circumstances risk hitting the balls a little harder than you should. No. No. That's the last thing. If anything, another position other than him being on top but going slow on missionary, if you're on top, you can reach back and lightly graze them. And you have control because he's not moving.

So it's really up to you the pace you're going to do it and also how hard you're going to lightly or hard touch them. My other question. Yes. My other question. Yes. Between the two men, the man that likes his balls play with. Yeah. Versus the man that didn't.

Uh-huh. What is their ball sack size? Ooh, very, very great question. The guy with kind of the bigger ball sack and the bigger balls and they kind of hang hung low hung low to the flow he did not like the balls played with the other guy with the smaller balls and the ball sack was like tight and together he loved it okay okay this go okay i remember we had this theory we have a theory yep it is a theory tell them we have a theory that the men that have the lower hanging balls maybe they have like less sensation in their balls or something but they farther away from the

penis but they don't care as much for ball play like it doesn't do anything for them whereas the guys with the tighter balls yeah they care more about it because i'm thinking about handle more stimulation and they're into it i'm thinking about two men two of my exes one with low hanging fruit and one with tight cinched tits and the guy i always would even just for a blow job i would give more pay more attention to his um balls that were tighter and the guy with the loose hanging fruity fruits you forgot he even had balls didn't even know he had him i am not kidding i think i think it's true i think there's something to it and Ladies and men, ladies, write in to us, start to focus on this. Yes. Anyone in med school, anyone studying anatomy, get back to us.

Are Sophia and I breaking barriers here? Wow. So, ladies, you're like, okay, so you guys are telling me that, you know, a guy could like it depending on the guy. So first and foremost, I think that you should be communicating with your partner. Yeah. And I think the best way to communicate and just see if they even like their balls to be played with is throw us under

the bus and I know it sounds kind of weird but what you can do and Sophia and I do this all the time is we use our podcast as a talking point with the guy that we're talking to and we literally like hey can I ask you something for the podcast yeah basically for research and it ends up being fun because you're talking sexually with them but it's about a podcast etc so and then you get you know the inside scoop on what they want exactly so for example you guys could be like i was just listening to this podcast call her daddy this week and they're talking about guys and some guys don't like their balls played with at all or some do what is your take on it and boom he's gonna tell you yeah from there if he does say like oh yeah i would be into that there's a

couple ways we're gonna tell you to strategically go about it do not for the love of god go in there massaging his balls you need to start by barely touching barely And ask him if he likes it. And then you can ask him, do you want more? Yes. And the thing is, is I think, Sophia, you kind of were pointing out that you were lightly rubbing. So technically, you're not really playing with the balls. You're lightly grazing the ball sack. Right.

I'm not like grabbing the actual ball. Right. So I think that is like a huge pointer, girls, is to start slow is like legit lightly rubbing your fingers over the ball sack and not actually like fucking picking up one of the balls and like picking up the other one and unfortunately there's not like one size fits all every fucking guy is going to be so different i wish we could tell you like they love it or they hate it it's true some love it some hate it It's kind of similar to ass play with men. Like some men love it. And then some men are just like, fuck off.

Keep it up here. Keep it up here. Keep it up top. Yes. I'm pretty sure I've had a guy be like, um, eyes up here. And now I think I have too. I've like tried to go down and they're like hey yeah we're good up here we're good we're good and you're like come back up sweetie and that's

like all you need and then you know that they're not into ass or and then sometimes you have the guy and he's like you fucking kinky soldier you get in there you kinky bitch go down there see what's in the dugout and you're like j, Jesus Christ. I hope no guy has ever said that to me. It's a dugout. Okay. So, guys, listen. It depends on the guy, which is really annoying. Yeah.

It is very annoying. It's annoying because all balls are different. But I think the first step, and maybe Sophie and I are onto something here, is pay mind to what is the size of these balls and this ball sack. And is it going to affect if they like ball play? I think so. I think so as well. I think we should write a thesis.

We should. We really should. It's pretty brilliant. So women, I don't know. Let us know if our theory holds true. Okay. Tips outside of the bedroom. everyone's like bye click out stop stay with us the loyalty needs to stay within daddy king listen the fuck up okay so

how do we even start this well i guess i could kick it off okay because there is this thing that i used to do where i would get on dating apps the only reason i would match with these men is so i could get invited to parties and have a social life because i had just moved to new york and didn't know anyone yeah you're a loser right yes, right? Yes, I was no longer. No longer. Alex took this to another level. Alex took this to the next level and you were talking to me about it the other day and I was like, this is actually really, really smart. And this is actually a great way for girls to make friends in new cities. Yes. Okay. So without not right it's not right it's not nice i know it's actually fucked up we're like guys this is how you make friends like this about to be so

fucking unhealthy okay so i matched with this guy on a dating app and i started seeing this guy and we went on a few dates he was such a great guy you kind of liked him i did i did i like i did i like him okay that's cool i liked him a lot but we never had sex we made out a few times and by like the third or fourth date i kind of just knew it wasn't gonna go anywhere however i met his group of friends and his group of friends were so fun right so cool and I was having the best time when I was out a part of me just wished it wasn't right with him yeah I didn't want to be attached to him so what I started doing when I realized that romantically the relationship with that guy was just not going anywhere Every time I was out with this group of people, I was naturally trying to avoid him.

Yeah. So I would go and I started bonding with the girls in the group. I was bonding with the girlfriends or just the girls that were friends with the girlfriends of the guys in the group. And slowly the girlfriends of the group started to like me. We exchanged numbers also part of the reason it's easier for girls is you are going into their friend group with a guy already so they do not feel threatened by right that's a really good point you know that's why it's so hard for girls to make friends like in friend groups like that without a guy because girls are like she's coming in here she's trying to suck my

boyfriend's dick yeah and they're like we need to leave babe yeah that's a good point i think all the girls in the group were never thinking i'm like trying to fuck right they have their guard down because you went in there with yeah and so what ended up happening is i was able to get rid of the guy that was trying to fuck me and became friends with the girls and now every time there were plans they're like you're you're like really good friends right right right right and i have a base yeah i have an entire friend group now because now the girls are the ones that text me and they're like we're going here tonight we're going here tonight and even i'm friends with their boyfriends and so there was an awkward stage at first because the guy would be there and i would be there with him and i'd be avoiding him and i'd be talking to

everyone but him. It's like how we joke about, you know, when you realize you picked the wrong guy in the group. But once that awkward period kind of ended, I now am still friends with this group of people. I still see the guy and he's dating new girls now. You're you're lucky that you that he happened to be like a really cool guy. Yes. Because I could see in certain instances the guy being like uh no yeah like if you're not fucking me get then you're not doing anything around right right but i think that like this is a tip that people can really actually do yeah

you can go on a date and or multiple dates with a guy yeah and infiltrate his friend group right and get in there yeah and exchange numbers with the girls yeah exactly that is the main point is networking literally networking network linkedin up in this bitch but at the bar yeah and you have the the main point is you have to be very sociable with the girls right if the girls don't like you then you're fucked but if you can make friends with them then you're in totally and i think that i mean it was kind of fucked up what i did to him you didn't intentionally no when they're trying to do it it just happened you capitalized on a situation and i think he i think he was like annoyed at first but i think now we actually met up for drinks just the two of us to kind of like clear the air actually the other week because he kind

of like has a new girl. You're going to talk about that. That really would. I'm like, guys, this is the best way to go about it. I showed up at the bar. We were clearing the air because he kind of has a new girl. I need everyone to fucking listen. And literally I'm like talking.

I think we're like, oh, good. Like, ooh, air cleared. And then all of a sudden like out of nowhere he's talking about like a night out and then randomly he's like oh yeah and i know that you fucking sucked my friend's dick so anyways and i was like wait what and he's like yeah i know you sucked my friend's dick so a few weeks ago when you were like i think that um i'll call him george i think ge is being weird. Do you think he knows that I sucked Dave's dick? Now that's your answer.

He did absolutely know. He definitely doesn't sit down. He's like, yes, I know you suck my friend's dick. I'm like, what? But it's fine. Because he's like, no, it's fine. You can come around. But I think that had nothing to do.

It didn't. I came home. Thank you for telling us that you're running around New York sucking dick. No, no. And I regretted the one I sucked but i remember coming home to sophia and b and she's like how'd the drinks go i'm like it was fine and then he was just like oh i know you sucked bolla's dick and like that kind of put a damper but like we were moving past it right but so the point is strategize is alex now has a fucking friend i have friends and it's great i have friends but the dating app really is is beautiful and then it kind of sucks so if you like put a lot of effort in and then you finally

meet their friends and they're fucking losers be well ditch them blocked that's why for the first or second date you should be like can we just like go to a party yeah let's go to a party yeah let's go hang out with your friends do friends even at. If he takes you to a nice dinner, be like, this was fun. Then let's go. Let's go black. Let's go do coke. Yeah. Yeah.

Don't do coke. No. Don't do coke. What? You're like, do drugs the first night you meet the guy. The fucked up thing about this, though, is like, you got to be shady and sneaky about it till the very end. Don't you dare say you're there for friends.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh. Oh. Let me explain something Alright I don't want to be a bitch But I'm going to be a bitch And I'm going to say this because I did it

On a dating app I did I was here just for friends one time As a girl And I just automatically Assumed that all the other girls that were doing that Were fucking losers So I stopped doing it Like I think if you're a guy saying you're there just for friends you're a creep and if you're a girl saying you're just there for friends a lot of times like you're kind

of a weirdo or a loser yeah i know you might not actually be but it's just sometimes it comes off that way yeah i can come off i agree i know that sounds so fucked up because we want to teach people i i did it before when I moved to New York. I was like on there saying just here for friends and like trying to like reach out to girls. Yeah, it is. It does come off kind of like loserish. So that's why you need to use my situation and you need to lie and you need to lie and you need to penetrate and then you form the friendships.

But it all the relationship is going to start on a lie, which is always the best way to start a relationship. And then you can infiltrate. But I agree with you. The just here for friends, knock it the fuck off. If I see a man on a dating app and it says that I am here just for friends, I immediately give him a big fat black X. Black X. Because I know what a guy is trying to get away with when he does that because a lot of men don't understand this explain it when a guy says i'm here just for friends

what he's trying to say is i'm gonna try to trick this girl and i'm gonna try to catch her off guard so i can then penetrate her asshole by the end of the night exactly that's literally when a guy says here just for friends what he means to say is like i'm gonna try to trick this poor innocent girl into thinking i'm not a predator into ending the night with my dick in her mouth and it's fucked up and it's wrong and we see right through i see right i they get an x almost immediately it doesn't matter how hot it doesn't matter if your occupation is fucking hedge fund manager. You're getting an ex. You're getting an ex.

Because you know what? It makes them creepier too. I know exactly what you're talking about. Don't lie. It's so see-through. It's so transparent. Especially men. Yeah.

It's like, and especially there are certain men you just know. I'm like, you're not here for friends. The way you look, like you're already jacking off in your picture. I can just tell you're horny. I also don't know if that is a setting on other dating apps that's on ryan it is on bumble it is on bumble it is on bumble yeah oh okay so fuck that you creepy motherfuckers every man my ex actually has that and on his profile and he's the biggest creep i know fucker and i matched with him you're like i would click x every time like i clicked heart every time great so so guys you don't have to do it is to fucking lie make this guy think you like him and

slide the fucking you know maybe when you're looking at like these guys dating profiles like kind of try to heart the guys that like you can tell they have a major social life. And they have a bunch of pictures with friends. Absolutely. I think going to their Instagram and seeing if they even have friends. Don't be an idiot and like don't click heart on the war correspondent who's like constantly going to Afghanistan. Right. If you're looking for friends.

Obviously. People are like, what is Raya? I'm like war correspondent hedge fund manager every single person i kind of is wild on there every person i match with is in the united kingdom australia paris yeah i'm like see you soon yeah no but i thought that was a good point and not that we're saying don't match with a war correspondent that's amazing but if you're specifically not if you not looking for friends you're not heading over to afghanistan to hang with the local crew right keep it at your home base area i'm not talking shit on that profession also we haven't said this in a while but you guys

should be also sending nudes to the troops i just remember we used to always tell people we did send nudes to the troops they deserve it and they need that they don't need donations no they need nudes you best believe on veterans day i was fucking taking taking up all the data on my phone so stupid that's ridiculous okay okay okay questions questions of the questions of the white okay questions i always think you take it too far but you know what apparently apparently apparently okay apparently people like it so let me just do my fucking thing. Questions of the life. Questions of the life. Okay, I'm going to start this one off.

Okay. Because this is actually fucking horrible. And it's happened to me. Okay. So this girl wrote in, My boyfriend went and vented to his mom about me. I went through his phone and found out how she really feels about me, calling me insecure, jealous, and my personal favorite, uncharted territory.

What the fuck? Wondering how to deal with this shit. I've met her only four times and I've been with my boyfriend for over two years. We live together now. How do I deal with this? Do I never show my face again? It's just very hard for me to be fake. This is the worst thing.

Because first of all. Reading something that you're not supposed to be reading. About yourself. Is going to be so hurtful. Regardless of who it's coming from. But for it to be from your boyfriend's mother. I have had this before and it can really fuck with your psyche because at the end of the day as much as you want to say fuck it you don't

care it's his fucking mom oh my god right and men care about what their mom think about you yeah and so you can't help but be like and what the fuck did she look through their text messages yeah so we've talked about this before and my advice is like if you want to go snooping because you think someone's cheating you're like almost positive right then do that but like you looking at their intimate conversations with friends and family i think is fucked up no i do too sorry my boobs are popping out it's like she just put her nipple in her mouth i'm like okay it's just a little distracting so much but that's that's rough and the thing is is i kind of want to make an excuse for the mom me too as fucked up as it is in his mind and in her mind they're in a safe space

texting each other absolutely in my years of knowing sophia i have texted my mother being like absolutely talking shit talking shit about yes absolutely and would i ever want i did it yesterday it's literally i do all the time i did this morning i was fucking pissed it's not really fair to take someone's text messages with their family you are entitled to talk shit about me to your mom yes or you can talk shit on anyone right exactly and i think that like if he if his mom is talking shit on you it may be because she's supporting him in a moment where he's been annoyed with you and then next week she could love you it's just not fair i also want to bring up this girl is like his mom has only met me four times i almost think that that's better yeah because the things that she is saying about you is pretty much based on the complaints of

your boyfriend yeah you know yeah that's true so like if he's constantly like running to his mom to complain about you yeah then you should consider that too if she knew you very very well and you guys were very close and she was still saying that then it would be a little bit that's a good point yeah i think just reading anyone's text messages with their family when you're in a relationship it's not fair okay very very different question okay can you please tell men not to wear fedoras the last guy i was dating sent me two pictures in two different fedoras and asked which one i said are you serious to which he replied yes babe hurry i'm about to check out i blocked his number so fast i never talked to him again the fedora thing i have one or two pictures on my instagram where i'm wearing it right people rip me apart i've people

are you nasty motherfucker nasty why the fedora yes and that's for a woman wearing it so a man what do you think about guys wearing that okay so first and foremost i do want to say that i think that like when you're on vacation i think you can wear like as a woman. Sorry. Yeah. Like your pictures with a fedora. Like I thought your outfit was cute. Okay. I'm sorry.

And I. She's my best friend. I know. She's going to have my back till the end. Go best friend. I have worn them too on vacation. I feel like if you're in fucking Paris and shit, like you can get a little wild with it.

For men, I would prefer to never with my eyeballs oh wow see a man in a fedora okay i just i guess if it's like brad pitt it's a little too femme because you know what and it's not maybe it's not even that it's like it's a certain type of guy it's a certain type of guy it's like the artsy with he probably has 27 bracelets on his arm and if it's not even the artsy guy, if it's just one of like the guys from college, just trying to spice it up. Oh, that's horrible. Oh wow.

It really, I think has to be like Johnny Depp wearing a fedora. And if you're not, then like, you can't do it. I just think that like men, unfortunately, unless you're like so beautiful and that's only models can know,

but like actually, no, I think that's a great point they can only pull it off if you're not a model you got to keep it simple yeah baseball hat yeah you know shave the head yeah and and just a reminder and this is a very grand i was just wait no just no if you're not hot fucking shave all your hair off what okay no no no what i was saying was it brought me back to way back in the day we answered a question i just want to reiterate it so many men will write in saying they're losing their hair what they should do i'm just saying we tell them to shave it off okay no but seriously

men if you're holding on for dear life to those four pieces of hair shave it off okay no but seriously so then if you're holding on for dear life to those four pieces of hair shave it off and then nothing to do with the don't be a hot fish no just shave it okay all right i'm sorry all right hi daddies this is kind of a crazy story and i need some advice this morning i got a dm from a sugar daddy at first first, I was just responding, kind of joking. And then he started sending me dick pics and wanting pictures from me. I told him I needed $50 before I sent anything.

I know, $50. Girl. I know. So he sent it and then I blocked him on everything. I then told my boyfriend of four years about this and he's really mad at me now saying

that I cheated and he hasn't spoken to me all day. He usually just laughs and encourages me to see if I can make any money. But for some reason now he's saying I cheated on him and he's so upset. What do I do? Am I in the wrong? So she ended up sending the picture. She didn't send a picture. So she just talked to the guy.

She started talking to him and then he said, can get a picture and she was like you have to send me 50 first she scammed him took the 50 and then blocked him on everything you know that i almost read the exact question but it was a girl wondering if she could send the picture but she like wants to tell her boyfriend that's so wild yeah guys because we read from the same forum actually we've never thought because we don't tell each other our questions before we come in that's so weird so there's a lot of this going on apparently apparently so it's also weird that we've never come with the same question this bitch boy of a boyfriend hello excuse me please your girlfriend is a hustler a a businesswoman, an entrepreneur.

Forbes 30 under 30 coming out soon. Absolutely. And I wonder who is going to be the fucking breadwinner of that fucking family. Little piece of squirmy shit. The breadwinner. You got 50 bucks. You're like, the bread. Actually, I take everything everything back we've got an

issue a sugar die you should have been like 500 bucks cough it up yeah add another zero but i agree with you sophia first and foremost the fact that she didn't even send the picture shut the fuck up right and the fact that she had said the fact that you're saying that your boyfriend jokes about you seeing if you can get money out of these people in the past the fact that all of a sudden on this random monday he's gonna decide to flip the switch and be like actually i'm pissed at you you cheat on me no no you didn't cheat you got 50 and now you can give it to him and go tell him to go fucking buy a box of 20 tissues so he can wipe his fucking tears that was the worst i've ever told on this fucking podcast but my point is is that you did not send a Right. Your boyfriend has joked with you in the past about it.

So you can tell him to kindly go fuck himself. That is the thing is once you've made a joke, you kind of can't really come back from it. Because you could be dealing with someone who is just going to turn around and be like, I thought you were serious. Yes, absolutely. And you can't argue with them. Absolutely. So girlfriend, if I were you, I'd be like be like, I thought you were serious. Yes, absolutely. And you can't argue with them. Absolutely. So girlfriend, if I were you, I'd be like, babe, I didn't send anything.

You've joked about in the past. Let's I'll never do it again now that I know it's going to upset you. But like I didn't cheat on you. Right. I got $50 for doing nothing. No. This one. Just listen.

OK. Almost a year ago, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he made the decision to come out of the closet okay throughout our relationship he never showed signs of being into males and even had the greatest sex drive and we had some of the best sex i've ever had although i've been with other men since him i still have some insecurity thinking that i am somehow the reason he became gay and it caused me to really lose confidence and become insecure when it comes to sex this is causing my sex life to become unfulfilling because i'm constantly thinking that i am bad in bed or that i won't be enough for my partner what can i do to feel more confident in the bedroom holy fuck

okay sweetheart a i just want to say and I think a lot of people will find solace in this especially women we do have quite a bit of women that write in saying that they found out their partner was gay yeah and I yeah I think we should address that because we don't really read a lot of them and right and I think it's good and I wanted to yeah I think it's I think and I think it's fair because there's so it's like it's an overwhelming amount of what it is. And I was actually in this situation when I was younger. Yes.

And it like kind of fucked me a little bit. I mean, I can see how that would fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So the thing is, is your ability in bed had zero to do with him being gay absolutely i think i made jokes about that like i like turned people gay or whatever yeah that is not how it fucking works no sweetheart no i need to get that out of your head yeah i feel bad i can only imagine the mental struggle you go through when you're in a relationship and you find out that that person is gay um you you start

to also wonder like was he thinking about a man every time we fucked and like was i never satisfying him and was was he faking his orgasms or what was happening and so i understand for a lot of women like it can fuck you up moving forward into new relationships and having any type of trust totally totally and you know And you know, I, it sounds like for this woman or this girl, she had no clue. She said there were no signs. And I find that so interesting. Like girls, if you have been in a situation like this, write in. Yeah. And kind of tell us. And I do think that it's better to get to the bottom of it than I know of like many families who you get married and then all of a sudden you have children and then they leave you and it's like that's fucked up but then there are

some instances where there are no fucking signs right you're blindsided right or you're blinded by love or you're in denial there's a million different things so girlfriend no it had nothing to do with your sex ability i'm sure your boss in bed okay i have a hack for the daddy game not sure if people already know this but here we go one morning my boyfriend left his phone while he went to work i stumbled upon it and of course i did a lengthy creep in the comfort of my bed i didn't find anything worth getting mad over so i decided to act like i didn't even know he left his phone later that night he said I know you looked at my phone today I insisted I did not go through his phone then he revealed that he checked the screen time in settings and it said 30 minutes worth of screen time that day

and he had never had his phone so he caught me red-handed daddy's beware okay okay so i did a little bit more research and there were a couple more questions of daddy's writing in being like if you want to catch your someone like creeping on your shit if you know you're going to be with them like don't go on instagram that day and what it does in settings is it will tell you how much time you spent on instagram that day so if you know you did not spend any time but it says that there was time then that person was right so you can't do it you can't be like okay was i using the phone at 4 32 right right no but if you were not using your fucking phone and it says that there was screen time right i am thinking about all the times that i have left my phone unattended right and you can look at i am about to be like yeah

i'm gonna check the screen time before i set the phone down no literally and then see what happens wow daddies like everyone you can so easily catch if your significant other is being a little snoop and looking through your shit with the screen time wow that is so and that guy man oh my god scary i couldn't date a guy like wait right i would expect that from a girl but for the guy to be on his shit wild men wild wild this story is so fucked up okay that i didn't know if i should read it oh but i'm going to read it okay and the reason i'm going to is because everyone involved was on board no one was taken advantage of okay what the my best friend has a story for you guys. I know you always say you are just a hole, whether it be a vagina hole, butthole or mouth turns out you can actually be another hole. My best friend goes to optometry school. And in one of their classes, she learned about a girl

who came in with a weird eye infection and no one could figure out the cause of it. The girl who came in only had one eye and the other side was just a socket because she had to have her eye previously removed. The doctors kept questioning her and she wouldn't say much until she eventually admitted that her boyfriend would fuck her in her eye socket. The socket with the missing eye. I can't decide who is more fucked up in this picture, but thought you guys would find this funny. I didn't find it funny, but now reading it to Alex. But this is fucked up, but the girl wanted it to happen.

And she lost her eye? She lost her eye for whatever reason, it removed had an eye socket had a hole and her boyfriend would fuck the hole that her eye was supposed to be in oh my god so she is like an extra hole. Yeah. Wait. This is extremely disturbing. Like to a different level. The thought of a guy putting his penis in just like a little socket. But it's kind of a bigger socket if you think about it. Okay, Sophia.

You're like, it really could logistically work out great, actually. And I wasn't even going to read the story but i just was like that's kind of an unbelievable story that i don't think people would have access to the thing is is like the daddy gang always see i mean never ceases to amaze me at this point the stories you guys write in i want to google that and see if that's like a real story because i'm like right there's a man fucking his girlfriend's eye socket because she doesn't have an eyeball there was a part of me that was like they're lying and then i was like but actually do you know the world we live in yeah i'm sure that there has been someone who has tried to do that absolutely so if you you know i hope

you're not listening to this late at night that's fucking disgusting guys terrifying that is that's something we've never heard on this podcast. You're welcome. You're welcome. Thank you. All right. Moving on to a another story. OK. I just like love the daddy gang because some of the shit they write. The submissions lately have just been out of control.

Popping off. OK. So this guy who I was in love with for six years i know six fucking years fucked me over classic he sent me a video when he was high on coke as if the drugs matter in this no okay that he was fucking another girl doggy style and he told the bitch to say hi to me in the video she said hi how funny is that literally he's fucking her dog and she's like and they're like still fully together they're fully together six years into this. And he's doggy style with another girl and says hi. Say hi to my girl.

Okay. So she says hi. But that's not where it ends. Being a revengeful bitch. I knew that who his brother was. And I knew that he had a crush on me for years. And I went and fucked his brother on and off for two years. And that's not where it

ends either I found out who the bitch is that he fucked and I fucked her brother and and led him on and broke his heart and at the end of all of it after two years I went back to my original asshole after okay two years fucked him again highfived him, and bounced off the dick. Until this day, he knows nothing. Moral of the story, do not fuck me over. What? That is. So her boyfriend is dating her.

First of all, by the time this revenge is over, she's like 15 years into this revenge. Wait, right? It's like a saga. Two years later, I'm fucking the boyfriend of the girl and the father of the girl. And now I get the brother. It's like, so she went and fucked her boyfriend's brother and then fucked the girl's brother. The girl that her boyfriend cheated on her with, her brother, and made him fall in love, broke his heart, broke her boyfriend's brother's heart

all then while going back to the boyfriend jumping off his dick and saying nothing and she literally says he doesn't know to this day and i wonder if they're still together okay are they still together put that much effort i think he's got to kind of know a little bit how does the revenge right if how does the boy also how does the boyfriend one not know that you're fucking his brother how does the girl not know that you're fucking the friend especially and then she would end up telling right you know this is the thing daddy gang we love you we support you and girlfriend and that made you that relationship i know they must like light each other's clothing on fire when they're pissed legit can you imagine your boyfriend the video the video

say hi say that was it that was the story in itself oh that was enough i was like obsessed turn around say hi to my girlfriend quick okay i'm about to come. Daddy King. Daddy King. I fucking love that. God. Here's a little tip. Hey, daddies, I love getting my ass ate. So my man and I found a fun and very tasty way to do so. We use this candy called Juicy Drop Pop. It comes with juice.

You can squirt on the sucker part of the candy. He takes the juice and drops a few drops around my asshole and he goes to town baby while i get to enjoy sucking on some candy making it fun and hot for the both of us give it a try you are welcome daddies p.s we love the podcast okay so she sucks on a little lollipop She puts this Candy juice Around her asshole And he goes to town

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