Call Her Daddy - 65- The Daddy Hotline (3) ft. Anal

Episode Date: December 11, 2019

“How has your dating life been affected since starting this podcast???” It's a question the fathers receive regularly…and they are answering it candidly in this week's episode. They also tackle some tough questions like “What is the best form of birth control?” and “How kinky is too kinky?” Tune in, as the fathers have some MAJOR differing opinions this week!!! Lastly, with the Holidays approaching, Alex and Sofia are telling us exactly what to get our fuck buddies for Christmas. Listen up!

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy welcome back ladies and gentlemen it is alex and sophia back at it again oh for call her daddy wow wow we do not feel good we're both sickle cell sick i don't know um we're both a little sick today this podcast alex and i just want to discuss something quickly it seems like it's all roses and rainbows and sprinkles and sparkles but it's really not it's fucking not it's really not it's not and it has fucked with our relationships it has and we want to just like quickly talk about some of the ways it's done that alex you kick it off okay okay your relationships are an utter turmoil so let them know so so sophie and i were dining over brunch and we were discussing this

a lot of times when sophie and i have gone on dates with men um specifically ones i feel like that are pretty well established have pretty good jobs or some type of status in their life yeah they are convinced and they try to convince us that they do not want to be on the podcast. They're convinced and they are concerned. Concerned. Yes. Yes. That's a better word.

Concerned. And they'll sit there at dinner with you and they'll be like, listen, like, you know, I respect what you're doing, but like, I do not want to be on the fucking show. I don't want any part of it. I don't want to be associated. I don't want anyone even knowing we're dating't want to be associated i don't want anyone even knowing we're dating put a mustache on and then we nod what and put it and shave your head so i shaved the head shave the head um and so we i sit there sofia sits there and we just say

absolutely you will not be on the show and then we get in the studio and, you know, push comes to shove and we need a little content for that day. And all of a sudden out comes me explaining exactly what happened last night when we were having sex. I love, Alex, how you say push come to shove like there's anyone pushing. There's something that happens when you're with your best friend and you get in a room and it's just the two of you and you start talking about stuff and so you still just kind of like diary of the mouth and i'll like forget that there's like a microphone in front of me well that's the thing is like we we've said it before but i don't think people fully understand like we do not have a producer on this show like we are sitting in a room right now and i wish i could show you guys there's no one sitting in here with us no one is monitoring our audio no one has any idea what we're saying and we release the episode

every week without anyone checking yes if if it's good to go right like i would say a lot of the other podcasts they have someone listening in the whole time yes and someone will come in their producer will cut them off if they're like saying shit that's like out of control. We have no one. We have no one. I have Sophia, Sophia has me. And that doesn't say a lot. So back to recently, this got brought up because I was talking to this guy. And if you guys remember in the other episode, I was talking about a professional athlete that pretended that he came inside of me.

Classic. Classic, classic classic classic classic and accidentally i forgot you have a tear coming down your face i am like fucked up i know i don't know what's going on accidentally i forgot to block him from viewing my story classic rookie move like alex what the fuck and i decided to post the swipe up promo on my story. That was me explaining the intimate details of our sex life. And I get a text from him late night. You mother fucker.

And I'm like, what? You're like, baby, what are you talking about? Like what? And he's like, you mother fucker.

And he FaceTimes me a bunch of times and I'm like avoiding it. And finally I talked to him and he's like you motherfucker and he facetimes me a bunch of times and i'm like avoiding it and finally i talked to him and he's like you promised me that you were not going to expose me on your podcast you weren't going to talk about me i have the text messages and i'm like it's all fun and games like no one knows it's you i don't even follow you on instagram no one's gonna suspect it and we went back and forth now here's the kicker for a minute he was really upset he was annoyed fast forward to a week later he facetimes me all jolly and happy fucking laying on his couch and he's like hey babe what's up i'm like hey what are you doing he's like oh my friend is over i'm like what are you guys doing he's like oh i'm

playing him your podcast we're listening to the part where you talk about us and i'm like you fucking piece of shit he loved it always they come around always they always do i have ran into this problem as well i was dating a guy who's like i don't want any fucking part of that filthy show that disgusting shit that you do once a week i'm like okay you think so and then i come in here alex kind of is egging me on i let everybody know everything about this guy and then he turns around and he's upset yes and then a few weeks later he's like obsessed obsessed upset to obsessed yes it's wild yeah and i think that it's just i don't know it's just interesting guys because it's like a lot of them really are wholeheartedly trying to convince us that like it would be the worst thing for their lives and now

this guy over here is fucking playing it for his goddamn mother they want a taste of the fame or when they get a taste of the fame they can't help it gets their heads he's like oh why don't you put that in this week i'm like stop right or you know what people might find this interesting or sometimes the opposite happens okay and i had this happen to me not that long ago where i was talking about one person and someone else freaked the fuck out. Oh, okay. Cause they thought it was about them. Yeah. So I was talking about, I was like telling a story about a friend and I said something like not that nice about her. And another friend said, Oh my God, how could you say that about me you're ruining my fucking reputation you're like wait it's not about and i was like wait a second that was not about you that was

about like a completely different friend right and this girl was just like how could you do this like you need to like take that out of the show you need to like take down the video like telling me to do all this stuff and i'm like it was not even about you that so yeah it gets really really hard because like i try to protect people by keeping some things vague yeah you know yes and not using names but then that can also fucking backfire yeah because it's so vague and then it's like oh people are assuming it's about me yeah so it's like i think sometimes also sophia and i forget like back where we started this podcast. No one was listening. No one was listening.

And it was, again, just the two of us in a room. Right. And it's still just the two of us in a room. And I think sometimes we forget like how many people are listening. My mom actually brought something up to me the other day. She was like, you know, you girls are doing so great. I'm so proud. But there's just one thing like it just concerns me a little and i'm like what mom and she was like the two of you in that on that podcast you really really talk about lying like

it's like your everyday hobby like and you tell everyone to lie lie, lie till you die. Lie. Just lie. And my mom was like, totally keep lying. Keep telling them to lie. But I do just want to make sure that you girls don't start to believe your lies because that is when it starts to become pathological. And I realize like I'm sitting there with my guys and I'm like, I will not put you on. And I am starting to kind of believe when I say that. I wholeheartedly am like, I won't. When I say that, I'm like, you can trust me.

And I believe that you can trust me until I hear the episode. And I'm like, who said that? Wow. And it just came out of our mouths. So don't get mad at us. Wow. All the people that are close to us listening, we love you. It's all for the good

of the show right and we're not using names come on you don't know who we're fucking we're the only ones that are truly being exploited all this shit is made up it's all made up but it's not at all but it's not all right so today the daddies are just out of fucking control with their questions out of control and submissions yes the holidays bring up a lot of emotions for the daddy gang and we're here to give back everyone's fucking depressed like us yeah and today we're about to raise those is it serotonin levels yeah there we go here we go we're about to make everyone happy with a little thing that we like to call and introduce as Questions of the Week! Of the Week!

Questions! Questions of the Week! Wee, wee, wee, wee! Wee, wee, wee, wee! Weena! Questions of the Week! Oh my God! Questions! Questions of the week. Questions of the motherfucking week.

Questions of the week. Guys, we're doing some questions this week. Questions of the week. Okay, I need to start it off. Okay, quick. You're about to say questions again. I'm like, I gotta cut it off. All right.

Okay. So in high school, my friend and her boyfriend were doing anal while her parents were gone at dinner. As they were getting into it, they hear the garage open and in walks her dad who forgot his wallet. Oh, Jesus. So her boyfriend had to quickly pull out. And they act like they were watching TV. So as he pulled out, a whole log proceeded to follow, a.k.a. poop.

So he held it in his hand as he had a conversation with her dad under the blanket. Needless to say, they are married now but could you imagine a story to tell the kids what a log okay way to kick it off this episode sofia so great one sometimes i'm skeptical and i'm like is this like is someone just like fucking around with me right right if you're doing anal this is just like a psa just like fucking around with me? Is this real? If you are doing anal, this is just like a PSA and you're just going to quickly whip your dick out as fast as you can. That is sketchy territory and you need to be careful and you need to pull out slow because it does mimic the motion of going poo. Maybe you don't want to hear that,

but it's the fucking truth. That's so true. The sliding out could really feel like a big release for her that she's used to, but only near the toilet. Right. So the fact that this girl, a piece of poo came out,

I understand. And he held it? This guy held it. It's kind of a romance story. It is. Now they're married. They've been through the worst. He held her shit in his hand, grasped it for dear life, and talked to the father all while keeping a straight face. It's kind of cute. I mean, that's a romance story.

We'd love to see it on Call Her Daddy, and I appreciate you writing in. All right. And anyone else should take note if that happens to you. This is a good one for the time that we're in can you guys talk about christmas gift ideas for different levels of relationships for guys i feel like guys have it so easy because there are so many typical gifts for girls jewelry flowers bags shoes etc but what the fuck do we get them okay i think that first of all you're asking for different types of a relationship. If you are not boyfriend and girlfriend with this gift, I don't know why you want to fucking terrify him and he's going to block you.

Yes. Then give him a gift. Absolutely. It's like I don't understand people write in a lot of the times and it's like, so what do I get him? Like we've been talking for like two months and I'm like, what? nothing like he's my full-blown fuck buddy but it's gonna be his birthday does not matter you get him the pussy yeah that's it yeah that is a gift in itself thank you so if you are not full-blown boyfriend and girlfriend even if you've been like you know

kind of talking also you take the cues from the man if for some reason you guys have been fuck buddies or like you're a little bit more than fuck buddies and he's like oh like should we do christmas gifts like joking then you can talk about it but if he doesn't bring anything up no you don't fucking get him anything it's way better if he gets you something and you have nothing than the other way around absolutely if you're dating and in a relationship though i think that men obviously i agree have it easier yes um to get girls gifts well see i don't even agree with that i think that girls are so specific about the shit they want that guys are at a disadvantage i can tell you from personal experience i went all out for like this guy's birthday right and i got

him like this sentimental gift i got him like an experience i got him like something that was designer i like got him all these different things yeah and his favorite gift of all the things that i got him were a pair of fucking jeans that i picked out that were and it was the least expensive of every single gift that i had gotten him dude i swear guys it's they want you to pick out clothing for them yes that's what they really want such good advice it's so true i know that like one of my ex-boyfriends i would always shop for him and he was so grateful because a lot of times men like if they know that you think it's going to look good on them then they're just like overly confident it could look like shit but if

you're saying it looks great he's happy yeah a lot of men don't know how to dress for themselves yeah i agree also how to dress well i should say yes i do think an experience is also always good i do think so too i mean i don't think people obviously like I don't know if people live in New York, but like Sophia, I actually got this for me. No, I know. Merry Christmas. You're like Sophia, I actually got this. No, I was going to say I got this for a boyfriend and I ended up passing along to Sophia. Oh, yeah.

And it's like this. It's actually. It's like a spa bath yeah it's called ancient air bath right they should be paying us they should and it's like an experience where you can go as a couple and like you get massages and you go through all these bath things together and it's like a really intimate cool thing so like that's an experience option um if you can you should know kind of what type of music he listens to if you could get him tickets to his his favorite concert i actually was actually and everyone's gonna be like i don't

have that type of money i was so fucking broke at the time and i ended up getting my boyfriend i found like this i got hired like this chef that came to our place and cooked us all these meals and surprised him and had like rose petals all over the apartment oh i remember that he like came in and was like shocked and i had like champagne ready for us and it was just like a cute anything thoughtful just go for it and then i do think clothes and then clothing honestly okay that's a great question question how do you guys feel about sarcasm after just having sex turn on or definitely not the right time my boyfriend can sometimes be sarcastic about the sex after we do it and i feel like it's just not the right moment especially when i initiate the sex and i pull out all the right

cards what are your thoughts oh my god i have had guys do this have you were like i've had sex and then after they'll make like a stupid comment like well god damn like i don't know like what do they say no like or they'll say something like like had you talked about something earlier he'll like nudge you and be like so i guess you really did go to the gym this week that ass like or something and you're like no or like you were enjoying yourself or something and it like i guys this is a psa girls are not into that i think it's like one of the most unattractive things for a guy to do i don't remember the exact words but i do remember i was having sex with this one guy like a while ago years ago and he was doing it a few days so last night okay um and he was making jokes during sex and i think we've like kind of talked about this but oh my god even during sex could be worse or after i don't know which is worse because worse

you're like just in trying to enjoy the moment and then he comes in with his big fat head and says something i thought a guy do that too and like i maybe it works for some people but like when i'm having sex it's like serious serious like serious passionate yes like let's keep it like that like it's not joking yeah and i do think sometimes like maybe it's the more immature guys but like maybe they feel like they have to like fill the silence and say something yeah but like that to me every man do not ever do a joke or sarcasm during or after after yeah yeah and same with girls yeah i don't think that's hot no it's not i would rather you be a little bit more mute than you go in slinging with your jokes yeah i will if it's gonna be something so funny and it's once every six months like fine fine but but still no but no okay okay okay i have a story

that's kind of fucking disturbing okay and it kind of goes along with something you brought up earlier oh god okay hi daddies do i have a story for you my friend aubrey told me this story about her and her ex and i'm still gagging about it so aubrey and her ex loved to do anal and had regular and had a regular place for it in their sex life her ex especially loved pegging which isn't the focus of the story because i think you've said on the podcast before that straight guys who like to receive anal is totally normal and also i don't kink shame so if you guys don't know what pegging is it's when a girl puts on a strap on and fucks a guy anyways one time her ex proposed that she wear a strap on and that he ride her reverse cow girl okay so aubrey being the good sport agreed and laid down on the bed so that her ex could

ride her so she starts to fuck him because call her daddy am i right and then he decides he wants to switch positions so he gets up and releases the dildo from his ass and there on the dildo on aubrey's dick is a huge chunk of shit and i'm not talking like particles here and there. Aubrey specifically referred to it like a dollop of daisy-sized shit on the dildo. This is also coming from the same girl who has fisted him and never sees this much shit. So you think the story ends here. Oh no, fathers. Wow. He then proceeds to turn around to switch positions and sees his large mass of shit staring back at him.

And so you could imagine he'd be embarrassed or want to rectify the situation ASAP. But what does he do? He bends down and proceeds to suck the shit off of the dildo this man ate his own shit blow job style off of the dildo attached to his fucking girlfriend that he was just riding anyways aubrey is scarred for life but i like to remind her from time to time that this happened to her enjoy fathers that is a fucking kinky ass couple couple i know i love how in the middle of it she's like and this girl always is fisting him like whoa i think i can be kinky and like whoa whoa so okay so my first thing is like i don't think that i could uh keep dating a guy if i saw him eat his own shit i don't either and i have seen a lot of shit metaphorically not literally

also the the pegging thing let's talk about that i really knew you wanted to go there and i wanted to go there too it's interesting because every time I thought about pegging, I just think of the guy on his knees. Yes. And the girl on her knees behind him fucking him doggy. Yes. Yes. And then she brings, yes, this little reverse cowgirl moment.

Not even regular cowgirl. Right. Reverse. Like this guy's ass. Personally, I don't know if that would be a turn on for me yeah i'm not gonna kink shame but for me personally i don't think that wouldn't do it for me um i also don't know if i could fist i i you know what i will maybe try everything once okay i i mean either but yeah um no but like i also love it um i yeah i think the reverse cowgirl threw me off a little bit i think though the the kicker yeah is him turning around this guy just

sees his shit this is a little different and the way she said it's like a dollop like it's a big well okay you know what this is not even kink shaming like eating your own shit yeah let's like reel the fuck that doesn't you don't need to right and like what what did you think that was gonna turn your girlfriend on yeah baby watch big shit in mouth taking it down not hot um but i thank you aubrey shout out whoever you are and that x of yours i wonder why it ended i don't know well i love that probably for reasons we don't even want to fucking know we don't we don't if this was a normal day in the books for them we don't want to know why it ended okay okay why did this guy eat me out during netflix and chill but didn't fuck me or even ask me to suck his dick okay oh this is interesting because i have never encountered this he just eats you out

and he's like we're done and you're like we're done well i don't think guys usually ask you to suck their dick i was really like thinking about this. I was contemplating this and I was like, after you guys are kind of doing foreplay and he goes down on you, maybe I'm just like complete and total slut. But I usually just like reciprocate. Right. Like he doesn't have to be like, all right. Right.

It's your turn. Like head on down. Yeah. Like it's kind of your cue to like swing your neck down there and like get on yeah yeah yeah i feel i feel you like i've never had a guy just like eat me out i don't even let him fully come all the way up without his dick entering my mouth he like is kind of moving and then you like bob down bobbing for apples bob down for the dick he's like readjusting and like the dick just happens to get in your mouth i think think that's great, Sophia. I think I can really relate to that too.

I think that I think I've never had a guy just like eat me out and then like lay down and me be like, oh, thanks. And then we're like done for the night. Right. And the sad thing is, is I've had me suck a guy's dick and then us be done for the night. So that's kind of sad. No, but I think it's more so usually like because i'm like on my period but no there have been some scumbags probably oh okay oh we're done

oh okay i'll just lay over here i'll get some water i'll go brush my teeth so for for this situation i think okay i think for this situation girlfriend if i were you i unfortunately would say that it's you not giving the perfect signs like it's it's for if he's gonna go down to eat you out i don't know what you're doing up there but you're clearly not giving him any indication that you want to continue well okay doesn't it usually happen either you go down i'm just like very usually happen you either go down on them after they've gone down on you without them asking yes or he comes back up and you're like stick it in me and then you guys start like making out and then it just like without saying anything it just like progressively turns into sex i feel like

half the time if a guy's eating me out and like he's been doing it for a while if i like if i had an orgasm or i didn't i'm gonna be like i'm almost gonna like pull him up a little or like at least motion for him to get up and be like fuck me now like right right right okay yeah exactly so for this girl probably just like she's like thank you and then he like rolls over and she's like yeah what should we watch next so yeah girls i do think we've always talked about on call her daddy there's a lack of initiative for women to initiate sex with men. And sometimes a man doesn't want to have to be like, all right, I ate you out. Now, would you please put my dick in your mouth or can we proceed to fuck? Right.

Sometimes it needs to come from the girl because it's also hotter when it comes from the girl. Yeah. Show that you want it. If you were enjoying getting eaten out. If he's showing the initiative to like spread your legs and like eat you out put his mouth on your pussy yeah then like i'm assuming he also like would like like to fuck you yeah yeah yeah i don't think that this means that he didn't want to fuck you i think you just didn't give the sign yeah you and just show a little initiative right right yeah great cool someone wrote in and said i recently started dating a guy who is close with all of

his friends from college and they all have girlfriends i found out from someone other than my boyfriend that he slept with one of his friends girlfriends before they started dating yes he had sex with a girl and then his friends started dating her. I don't know how to feel about this, especially because one, he didn't tell me. And two, I see her all the time. The jealousy in me wants to hate her, but I don't know how to react.

Help. I'm sorry. Can you clarify that for me? So basically she started dating this guy and they have like a huge friend group. And he has slept with one of the girls in the friend group. Yes. Okay. So this girl's boyfriend's

friend yes is now dating a girl that the guys had or had fucked like once okay i think this is stupid to be mad over this i think that this is literally one of those situations where like you gotta just be more mature because it's one thing if he has a friend group and a girl that he fucked is in the friend group but she is full-blown in a relationship with someone that is friends with your boyfriend so there's loyalty on probably both ends they're in a committed relationship nothing shady should be happening and especially because it happened before he met you like i think it's stupid to get mad about this see i this is such a great topic. I'm so glad you brought it up. You're welcome. Because I've thought about this before. Like, do you need to tell the person that you're seriously dating all the people that you've slept with? Obviously not. But if you're going to be in close quarters with someone that person has slept with i think there kind of is like a heads up that you are supposed to tell your partner okay yeah out of respect i was just gonna say

i actually you yeah you took it like a step back to broaden it and i think that was smart because this specific instance i thought she was kind of just saying like should i be mad and i'm like well no he has a she has a boyfriend now no no no but i know what you're saying you can be a little upset if like he did not disclose. I think that's smart. I remember when I was dating this guy and he just happened to really have sex with just so many women prior to dating me. They all do, honey.

They all do. They're disgusting. And I remember I would always just say to him like, hey, if we're at a party and there's a girl that you have fucked, like just give me a heads up because there's something about being a girl and just feeling stupid if you aren't aware of what everyone else is in on the joke in the room and, like, you don't know. It's fucked up. And girls are, like, nasty and vicious.

Yes. And, like, I've actually been in a situation where I was at a party similar to you. I was dating a guy who had fucked a bunch of girls. Classic. And there was a girl there who clung to me that whole night and was like, oh my God, like we need to be best friends, like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And at the end of the night, my boyfriend at the time was like, can you not talk to

her? Like I have fucked that girl before. And like she's a stage five clinger and is like using you to like get to me. And I'm like, oh, I had no idea. Thanks for the heads up thanks you know hours in so yeah what a great point i do think in relationships i let's make that rule if you are in close quarters with someone and it's in a friend group and you fuck them you should tell your significant other and give them a heads up yes it's only fair yes great this is tell me if you want to go here i want to go there okay you don't even have to fucking tell me i want to go all right here you go okay hello daddy gang i've heard you guys talk about plan b but you haven't really touched on pregnancy scares

what's the best way to go about them do you tell him before you take a test you take it, or wait until you have actual doctor's confirmation that you're pregnant? How do you tell a boyfriend versus telling a hookup? Okay, so let's break this down. First of all, Alex and I have a pregnancy scare. I was so convinced. I would walk past Alex and she would have her hand on her belly. You know how pregnant people stand on her belly i'm like pregnant people stand like that i'm like alex stop i'm like we haven't and we always are like we have

like a daddy coming you're like oh my feet are swollen like i just need to sit down like no they're like you're just getting fat you keep eating cheetos no i was so convinced at one point i was so pregnant you had a pregnancy scare i forget it was like not that long no i was so convinced at one point i was so pregnant you had a pregnancy scare i forget it was like not that long no it was a little long ago but you were like it's over but you were like more calm i was really dramatic about mine i really wanted to soak it all in i just like kind of got scared every month so like i'm kind of like desensitized yeah you kind of like risk it all every time love that because would it be too much to tell people you're not on birth control no okay i'm not i'm not on birth control so she just risks it

her life no i don't risk it i use condoms What do you do? No, I follow my fertility schedule very, very closely. And people, yeah, a lot of people are like you, Alex, where they're like, you are fucking crazy. But I just follow my fertility schedule extremely closely. And I will try to stay away from having sex on the days I'm fertile. Right. And then I will have sex on the days that I'm not. Right. That's smart.

And I have been doing this for, I don't know if we actually now, I don't know if we should be saying this. Are we going to cause a bunch of like childhood pregnancies? Don't do what Sophia's doing. She's like a one in a million that it works for. I'm probably just like infertile and that's why it works for me.

Oh my God. Yeah, my college roommate did the same thing as you though. I've been doing this for years and I've never i've never gotten pregnant my whole life i've been i've been doing it with the system for this long and i've been it's working so don't do what sophia does but okay so the best way to go about telling him so first and foremost i think it's so fucking stupid if you were just hooking up with a guy. Do not tell him you think you could be pregnant. Do not. You don't tell him before you take a test.

Hey, there's a chance we could be having a kiddo come in. Absolutely not. If you are genuine about your pregnancy scare, let me tell you something. Because I was talking to a guy about this and this happened to him twice. That he had girls try to do the pregnancy scare thing just because he was like not talking to them oh my god so many girls do not come off like you are that girl no no don't do that don't do that yeah the whole pregnancy scare thing it lasts for what it was it was so funny because the guy explained that he had had sex with this girl twice and each time they'd used

a condom stop and she tried to do the pregnancy and he's like so that's not possible you're not but she was like no it can happen no and he was like she's like it can really happen and he's like stop reaching bitch you take that you go to walgreens duane reed whatever you get a pregnancy test you take two or three yep and then and then you see what it is and i think if you have a boyfriend way different way i mean i've been like babe we got a child on the way and he's like i'll go get a test right but if it's just a hookup get the fuck out of here even if you do become pregnant i don't even know if i would tell you might want to yeah check what

their bank account looks like first and then you decide. Is he a lowlife and you got to move on, or is that big buck banking? And he's like, ooh, hey, baby, got a child. I like that. Okay, wow, we really went there. So I'm talking to this guy who I've yet to meet in person. We live in different cities, and he works for a professional basketball team. I have fact-checked everything, and this guy is legit. Since he travels all the time,

he always asked me to visit him. I would be more up to going if we had met before. We have snapchatted a bunch and he has seen my nudes. My thing isn't being scared of traveling to see him before I even meet him. I think that's fine, but I'm very self-conscious about the way I look I have a nice body and I'm athletic and overall I'm attractive but I'm still super self-conscious about my body and I'm afraid like most girls that he won't like the way I look I feel like he thinks I look better than I do and I don't want to meet him and him think I'd be skinnier or something I'm just nervous he'll meet me and think I'm not pretty enough in person any advice how to get over how self-conscious I am or my confidence

or any confidence tips appreciate this is a really good question yeah I think that it's kind of fucked up but I do think in today's day and age of how prevalent photoshopping and face tuning is and like no shame like i absolutely have done it yes um it is kind of scary there's that whole phenomenon of like oh my god girls look so different in person than what they look like on instagram what my advice to you would be is the first call her daddy aspect is like if you're going to fuck this guy i know men when you're just getting naked and you're going to fuck them and you're going, they do not fucking care.

You could be a, I was going to say something mean. This is the thing. Okay. Is when a man, I have my ex-boyfriend actually, he gave me kind of like the inside look into a male's mind. Okay. And he was like, there have been girls that I've gotten to hook up with that are fucking He gave me kind of like the inside look into a male's mind. Okay. And he was like, there have been girls that I've gotten to hook up with that are fucking ugly.

Right. Okay. Okay. I'm not calling them that. Yeah. He's calling them that. Yes. That are fucking ugly. But men are very good at focusing on the one thing she's got going for her.

If she's got a nice pair of tits, he's focusing on that. If she has a nice ass, he's focusing on that. And it doesn't even have to be nice. Right. Like if you just have like a fat ass, a guy is going to be like, okay,

can I fuck you doggy please? Right, right. That's such a good point. Wow. Thank God you had your ex. I mean, yeah, it's such a great guy.

Such a good guy. I wonder why he always just fucking wanted me on my back. So I get out to look at my ass. I'm just kidding. I make jokes. My ass is fine. It's fine.

He actually wanted my face in the pillow. I think that's a good point. I think that is our first bit of advice. And I know it's like it's kind of crude and like it's aggressive. But the thing is, it's like it's kind of crude and like it's aggressive but the thing is it's like girls you have to understand and every time you're on your way to a hookup tell yourself and have us in your ear telling you that like you are going there and he wants the pussy so like literally you would have to be some type of fucked up for him to be like really upset and let down now on the other end of it where you're talking just about like he's seen my nudes but i'm worried he's gonna think i'm this and that and if you don't go what are you gonna do you're just gonna

keep trying to figure out how to finesse what's your life gonna be if you never you gotta just take risks in life that's part of it the thing is is i think that we're all our worst enemy and we all get in our heads but it's like if you don't get on that plane and you don't go for this great opportunity for a guy that you think you're really going to like, you're going to hate yourself. And then you're going to do this for the next guy and the next guy. And it's like, I'm sure you're going to be just fine.

And the best is when you actually go and it's going to be even better. What is he going to do? Be like, halt, do not come into my room. Disgusting. No, there's no way that's going to happen.

Also girls, into my room disgusting no there's no way that's gonna happen also girls this brings up a point that is a little photoshop nip tuck okay here and there absolutely yeah i've done it yeah but like when i show up somewhere i'm gonna look pretty fucking close to my instagram yeah i'm not insecure that people are gonna be like wow she looks so much better on instagram if you look like a different person on your social media than like how you're showing up somewhere like yeah you gotta re-evaluate that's no way to live no i agree and i do think like it's something with girls on the internet you may need to have like a reset moment because i remember back in college um my one friend and i like i'm pretty sure my eyeballs looked bigger than my fucking

forehead and like we were doing the worst photoshop job right and it it didn't even look like me anymore yeah you you get so wrapped up in your own mind you don't even see it like we've always said you should have one friend approve your picture before because that's the worst when you get in such a deep hole that like your Instagram literally looks like a different person. Don't let that be you. Yeah. But it doesn't sound like that's, I mean, this guy has seen nudes of you.

Right. Show up and. But I mean, this girl could be photoshopping her nudes. True. We've talked about it. People do it. It's so true. This is my last one.

Okay. So many people are still writing and they're like, anal, how do I do it? For the love of God, how can I get something in my asshole? Yeah. Okay. And I understand. I get it. So this student doctor, okay, wrote in.

Oh. All right. We have some educated people up in this bitch. Get ready, guys. Anal tip from a student doctor. In medical school, they teach us to tell our patients to bear down b-e-a-r like they are trying to shit when we need to stick a finger up their ass for a rectal exam when you bear down it opens up your external anal sphincter so the poop can come out or more importantly so the penis slash finger slash toy

can go in seriously just bear down a tiny bit when you know a penis finger toy is about to penetrate your butthole and it's way less painful in all caps it feels wrong at first but trust me it works love you daddies p.s most people's natural instinct to their butthole being touched is to suck it in but that actually makes the external sphincter constrict tighter and makes penetration really painful so just push out like you're taking a poop instead and the sphincter relaxes i think this is like kind of brilliant i think this is i think this is like kind of brilliant. I think this is absolutely brilliant. I think this is the smartest shit I've ever heard. I had no idea about this. I think.

And it makes sense. It makes total sense. Yeah. I think the only issue is girls make sure. You're clean. You're clean because God forbid every girl listening starts doing this and she like ends up just pushing and shitting. Right.

Make sure that you don't have to obviously poo also just before anal but that is some revolutionary shit it really is so so i would never think to do that so when you're trying to do anal push out as if you're trying to poo bear down bear down bitches that's how you're gonna do it i think this is great so that's it for me wow that's it for me wow is that it for you that's it for me okay daddies we love you so much oh my god guys i hope you learned something i hope we could be helpful today yeah go rate us five stars so go follow us on our personal Instagrams. Alexandra Cooper. This is going to piss Alex off.

It's Sophia with an F and Franklin with a Y. Sorry. Gotta say it. Gotta say it. People spell my name wrong all day, all night, all day, all night. Gotta get those followers up. And we will see you guys next week. We're excited.

Mm hmm. And I'm going to go to bed because i'm so fucking sick yeah i feel like absolute shit and i want to die we love you daddies we'll see you next week bye