Call Her Daddy - 67- Back at it Again

Episode Date: January 8, 2020

WE ARE BACK. Get ready for a very different episode this week. The girls have decided to do Call Her Daddy a little different this year starting with a HUGE announcement from Sofia and a deeply personal account from Alex. The Fathers have feelings!? Don't worry, they are still just as unwell. This week's episode addresses the topic of 'first impressions' with your significant other's friends and family and how to handle it. The girls roast the women who try too hard to be “one of the guys”, and last but not least, some hot girl-on-girl talk. Cheers to 2020! 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy we're fucking back we're back baby it's 20 motherfucking 20 we're back first episode of 2020 wow i'm no pressure though no pressure no pressure that's why we're drinking we literally got to the studio today we're like why do we feel like pressure yeah so we got alcohol naturally back to our roots really we used to get drunk it was fun back then it was and we're getting back to that yeah we are so guys back at it again for another episode. It's Alex Cooper. It's Sophia Franklin.

Call her motherfucking daddy. Can I be annoying? Yeah. Sophia with an F. Franklin with a Y. Alex with an A. Cooper with a C. It's not fair.

You can't find me if not. Okay. Slide in the DMs. Okay. It's 2020. Yes. We are planning on doing live shows. Yes.

We are planning on guests live shows Yes We are planning Oh On guests Oh What? Feb 15 Wait wait wait Rewind

Did Sophia just say We're planning on guests? A certain Guys Not baby Leslie Not baby No no No no no

We have always said like We don't know about guests And the thing is Is we're saying We are gonna have guests And we wanna have guests But we don't actually know because we're hoping right right we have no idea if anyone's gonna actually want to come on the podcast yeah that's the thing but we have dream guests and everything and then once we reach out we'll see if they'll even come on but it's 2020

and Sophia and I we reunited this past weekend um from our vacation we had a great time a little nice time off. And we were just talking about like Call Her Daddy and 2020 and like what the fuck is about to go down. And how are we going to maneuver our clits through this year? And what did we come up with? In and out of lanes. In and out of lanes. Fast and furious clits.

Dragging on the highway. Tokyo drifting. We did a lot of reflection over the break. And we were like, call her daddy. It's great. Whatever. Not whatever. It's great.

You're like, the show's fine. Honestly, it's kind of the shittiest podcast I've ever heard in my life. It's whatever, you know? Take it or leave it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone hates us. It's fine. I'm okay with that. Me too, me too.

But we were like, how can we just kind of elevate this shit you know how can we also version yes and how can we also we're trying to figure out like get a little bit more vulnerable with you guys and take it a little bit to a next level we felt like we didn't feel like something was missing but we were like there's something missing you're like there's nothing missing but there's this huge part that's missing and we're trying to locate it so sophia and i were trying to figure out we're like what is the difference between when we are sitting on our apartment and we're talking verse when sophia and i are in the studio right and we realize that it's the emotional shit we never talk about emotion no we we don't talk about how we feel

about guys we don't talk about how we feel about a situation we're always like talking about how it felt good he fucked me right i fucked him right my vagina felt great we don't even describe the men we date yes like i realized that we literally will be like so his penis entered me and it felt great and it's like seen can we know about his face right what is his job what does he do like we joke sometimes about the professional athlete thing but like we don't really explain so yes in 2020 we want to add emotions we want to let you guys know because the thing is like we are humans we we are we are humans we do have feelings it's not always savage and it's always going to be savage but like we do want to bring that into it because we were talking about

it we're like all right i know you guys kind of know how sophia and i met and when we describe the day that sophia and i met we talk about how i basically taught sophia how to give a blow job right but the thing is is that there was a lot more going on when Sophia and I met than just blowjobs, guys. So when she says a lot more, she means clinical depression. Just kidding. We don't joke about mental illness, but like I've suffered from mental illness. I still do. I do.

You do. It's fine. We were at an extreme low, both of us, when we met each other. And we've never shared that i think because when we started the show it was all positives and happiness which it still is but we want to be a little bit more real like i personally was at the lowest point of my life when i met sophia i had just gotten um out of a relationship that was it was the worst breakup which I've really never talked about when I met Alex I'm sorry to cut you off no you were Kate Moss heroin chic skinny oh my god no and it sounds

cute like stop it but no I was like yeah I was so unhealthy skinny I was so depressed and then I met Sophia and it was great because we were both so depressed. She was like very unwell. I was living in a studio apartment alone in New York. I didn't know anybody. And that was hard for me. I was also working a job that I fucking hated. Yeah, you were suffering with some depression. Yes. You're like, thanks, Alex.

Absolutely. No, but yeah, we were both pretty. Yeah. My depression actually got worse after, but now we're like, we're good. We're at a stable level. So welcome to 2020, guys. We're like, our lives were awful. We were on the decline.

We're like, Call Her Daddy is no longer fun. This shit is getting dark. No, so we wanted to bring that up because I think people would appreciate it. It's kind of like the whole Instagram fad where everyone's photoshopping and everyone looks happy. And I think Call Her Daddy, a lot of it is we show our amazing, happy, heightened versions of like, well, we do and we don't, but we just say it extremely lighthearted and we just kind of want to be more vulnerable.

Like even when we say, oh, I'm depressed on the show, I think people are like, no, they're not. And I'm like, no, I actually am. that's why we're both in therapy exactly so we want to kick off this episode by sharing something that happened last night that's real that i i laugh now but i was i was crying it was actually so fucked up yeah so this is something that we would never usually start the podcast off but it's 2020 here we go we're about to divulge shit we wouldn't normally yes that's what it is so last night i was sitting with sophia we were catching up and i had a missed call from um a guy friend and then i got

another call and it went to voicemail so i was like oh he probably just butt dialed me and again this is something i probably wouldn't share because I feel like on this podcast, me specifically, I feel like I'm very unemotional and I feel like I like come off like tough and hard. So the voicemail is a butt dial and it's a four minute butt dial from a group of people that I'm friends with. Yeah. And they are essentially talking shit on me for four minutes. So Alex is like listening to this voicemail as you do.

If someone leaves you an accidental voicemail, you're never like, no. Oh, they didn't mean to. You're like speaker. Put it on the ox. Raise the volume and take notes. Exactly. Yeah. So I listen.

Well, I saw Alex's face and you look like you were going to burst into tears. That's not being dramatic. Yeah. And then I was like, what is going on going on like let me hear this voicemail and the way that these people were talking about alex i was like oh wow like what these aren't your friends like what did you do to these people and they are like right it was like pure hatred yes and alex was like no these are like my friends and i was shocked at what they were saying yeah the first four minutes they started actually talking about you and i and well yeah by the way

assholes you don't know me you're like please but no thank you so the voicemail starts and they're talking for about a couple minutes about how our podcast is great but we don't make money which no comment right they're like they don't even make money off of it like they're so stupid like they're not doing well right and i'm like okay so what if i'm poor and i'm like we're unwell yes we're unwell that's the point by the bitch right so i can so they start talking about how we make no money then they proceed to talk about how i am only um having success because of a man i dated which is really sad that it wasn't they didn't say um a man you dated they said because she was fucking yes a professional athlete yeah and then the worst part oh can i just say it

because like this really irked me yeah this really, really, really upset me. This woman started talking about Alex and she started talking about your skin. Because you struggled with acne in the past, which I'm actually struggling with now. DM me if you have any help. Any hacks. Any hacks. And she started talking about how it was so bad and like she would have to wear makeup. And she proceeded to pull up pictures that Alex had sent her in confidence and show them to a group of people.

A group of men. A group of men. And you can hear it in the voicemail. And she's like, they're like, no, no, like that's not her. And she's like, no, like it was this bad. You just saw her with like four layers of makeup on right so as a fucking woman woman first of all tell them about the picture so i explained to me so it was like a year and a half ago and i was really struggling with hormonal acne on my chin and it was just like one of my biggest insecurities i'd always kind of struggled with acne throughout my

life and i'm like so happy it's cleared up today but like I it was something that I wouldn't go to parties sometimes I would skip major yes major insecurity so this woman knows all about skincare and she offered to help me and so there were days that I was breaking out really bad and she would tell me send a picture to me so i can understand like what topically i should give you wow and i she has these on her phone and you can she can tell she's showing the men that's these pictures fucked up i remember you told me one time you went to her house and you broke down crying i cried about yes the insecurity so i'm listening to this voicemail and the whole fucking thing you're like okay alex this is really fucked up and sad why are you talking about this on call

her daddy i wanted to bring this up because we wanted to address it because it's real yeah it is it and we're gonna bring a little more realness yes but the way that they were talking it was so vicious that i really was like shocked and i am so disappointed and disgusted by that woman oh my god we are coming for you oh guys the whole podcast is not gonna be like this we're about to do 180 no but i just wanted to share it because i know people are always like oh my god like you guys like you're looking so great on the pod and everything i'm like no no girls it's not all happiness over here we want to fucking die over here and i just want to quickly say this show has gotten bigger yeah Yeah. And it's doing well.

Yes. And I feel that this group of people, I think the reason they were doing that is because of your success. Well, I think they were saying like, you know, they know, I think it's okay to say too. They had basically said that I wasn't hanging out with them anymore. And that has nothing to do with being successful. It's because you don't even have a second to breathe. Right.

So I think that we just wanted to address like i know this sounds a little mushy but with all of this happening sofia and i have only got closer throughout the time of doing this podcast and we wanted to thank you guys because sofia and i have lost a few friends along the way that like they showed their true colors but throughout this time of this podcast you guys have literally been like a new family to us a new friend group and every time we meet you guys it's like we realize it's so worth why we're doing this and so we just want to say fucking thank you guys because people like that that leave me voicemails i now don't feel bad leaving them behind because i have the fucking daddy gang so turn the fuck up sophia has an announcement. Okay. Okay. Now we're out of our field. You guys are fucking private investigators. A bunch of sleuths out there.

CIA undercover brothers. Yes. Yeah. I am dating someone. Oh my God. Guys, the cat's out of the bag. It's out. I will post pictures on Instagram.

You guys are constantly like tag your sponsor. I have been dating someone. Yes. Oh my God. It just, it's so crazy to hear. I, even when I say it,

because it's you and you're just, you can't have a, you can't be healthy with someone. I'm seeing someone, but it's still in the early stages. And I really wanted to share with the daddy gang because I genuinely like to tell you guys everything. Well, yeah, and I think it's weird. People are commenting like, who the fuck is this guy?

And you have been kind of holding it back. You don't want to jinx it. I didn't want to jinx it. And I'm like, I don't know where this is going. Absolutely not. Hi. Maybe I'm Samantha from Sex and the City and I'm fucking like, I don't know what this is going to be. You don't know.

Tomorrow could be a different day. But today is today and you like him and't know what this is going to be. You don't know. Tomorrow could be a different day. Yes. But today is today and you like him and that's what we're going with. Yeah. So I don't want to jinx it, but I will say I do plan on kind of really,

I'm going to make him a fucking character of the show. How about that? You're like, I don't want to jinx it. Sophia's like, I really don't want to jinx it. Like,

I want to make sure it stays healthy. And you're like, but I'm absolutely going to divulge everything about this man in a few episodes. he will be a call her daddy main character so I think the first question though is well actually no my first comment is like I'm a little excited and I think a lot of people have always asked us like what happens when one of you gets a little bit more serious with the guy oh wait remember we okay so Sophie and I had a contract when we started the show you can't get a boyfriend and you have to stay like skinny skinny like we couldn't like serious with the guy oh wait remember we okay so sophie and i had a contract when we started the

show you can't get a boyfriend and you have to stay like skinny skinny like we couldn't like let ourselves go yeah we'll have like weigh-ins every week yeah yeah but i think that as we enter this new you know year it's gonna be good ass content because you are the biggest degenerate piece of shit unhealthy i. Don't cheat. Don't cheat. Don't cheat. You're like, okay, here we go. We're going on the date.

Don't look at his phone. Don't fucking block him during the day. But I'm saying like Sophia getting a little bit more serious with a guy and considering maybe like, oh my God, could I be in a relationship soon? Like, yeah, that's going to be good as content because you are going to be struggling and we are going to be here for you so it's gonna be like a confessional can i ask you earlier we just said we don't talk about the men right we i would just usually be like how's the sex how's the penis yes explain him so he is a

complete opposite of any man i've ever dated okay good and by that I mean he has a job you're like so he does go to a job every day unbelievable idea he owns a pair of dress shoes um no he he is an actual adult he's not a piece of shit he has a good job okay he's extremely respectful He doesn't drink alcohol. Guys, guys, I've been to jail. I've slung the dope. Multiple times. She likes her alcohol. I still like my alcohol. Oh, yeah.

Okay, he will drink every once in a blue moon, but for the most part, he doesn't drink. He drinks twice a year. When Sophia came home and told me this, I just kind of looked at her. I'm like, wow, this one won't last. But it but it has and i'm impressed she just gets hammered and he's he is the opposite of any guy i would ever date how would you okay let's go through it what's his personality he gives us a little he is very i love how i'm like just tell me i'm like i know him he's brilliant oh so you know, that is kind of hard for me. It helps balance.

You're down here. He's up here. No, it's good. He, like, uplifts. No, he doesn't uplift. No, he uplifts your IQ, sweetie. Oh, he elevates you. He elevates you.

Yes. I will say that there are some times when we're having conversations and I'm like, You take the sip of your water because you don't know what he said no he's uh really really smart he's successful he's the nicest human being you can attest to that yes he's so nice the sex is great sex is which is great because i think we both were scared we're like if he's so nice he's gonna be good in bed but oh oh yeah it's great but and he's like a little bit more quiet and a little bit more reserved so we're really trying not to fuck this one up guys and he wears suits so we need to give him a name i've never seen a man wear a suit so we officially decided for 2020 sophia and i are gonna try to give you guys like a better yeah not the real names we're like we're giving addresses names social security so daddy can

do full background check no we're gonna give you guys names so you guys can kind of like follow along with these characters almost so what are we calling this guy uh suit guy he wears suits suit man has a job guy job guy no suit suit man suit man suit man i like it oh let's do it all right so in the spirit of 2020 we need to get the daddy gang on board and we want to talk a little bit about something that truly you can't nobody actually in the world can ever come back from and it's a first impression yep first in fucking impression yes and we are all guilty daddy gang i'm looking right at sophia we are all guilty of self-inflicted l's my first impression is like dumb vapid slut no but like straight up when you have your first impression with people a lot of times

we've all like had ones we regret and you learn from and so what we want to do is we want to make sure that the daddy gang is educated so you guys can avoid shooting yourselves in the foot when you're dealing with like crucial moments specifically in aspects with the people you're in relationships with with your significant other, when you're meeting his or her family and fucking friends. Okay. Like you are every girl, every guy's like, holy fuck, I'm meeting the family. I'm meeting the friends.

Like, how is it going to go down? It's extremely nerve wracking. And unfortunately, a lot of you guys act a fool, a straight up fool, a fool. You embarrass yourself, but you also embarrass us and so we we want to talk to you guys because we cannot stress how important it is to be respected and liked by your significant others people surrounding them these are the people that they've known longer than you that they have trust in that they respect and so when you fuck it up yeah it's not great so let's talk about it men and women okay so i hate to say this but i do think that women kind of fuck this up more

oh yeah but they're both bad in different ways oh horrible but i do feel like girls kind of try to overdo it more than men do constantly so we came up with some of the most common ones yes the sports fanatic girl because that's the one that bothers me the most there is the girl that is overly loud she is invested in the game she is watching this game like she is the biggest fucking sports fan and she has never like she's like go she's a patriot she stands up like screaming and is like go bears and she like does it in a different voice that is not her own it's like it's like no the sports fanatic girl is worse the shotgun the beer girl if you are, the beer girl, you have never touched a Bud Light in your life, but you get to that fucking party and you see the boys and they're all going to do like

a little keg stand or they're going to shotgun and you're like, hit me up. Give me one. Give me one. Hey, Brad, give me one. Or that reminds me of the girl that says like super inappropriate jokes that are like out of character that are so not her like trying to be edgy and like oh like oh like that girl's pussy huh and it's like what it's like no rebecca where did that come from no rebecca you were raised catholic and let's not

fucking try and who's pussy what i don't know there is the girl that is the fucking laugh that everything can't stop won't stop i have never heard a joke in my life you are so fun and you know and you know when you catch them is when someone said something and like it wasn't a joke and she burst out laughing and everyone's silent everyone's like no and it's like okay so you're lying no you literally are laughing at anything she's the girl laughing at the grandma jokes and everyone's like no you it's like okay so you're lying no you literally are laughing at anything she's the girl laughing at the grandma jokes and everyone's like no you don't get it yes all of the ones we listed are bad but what's worse being the fucking becky shotgunning the brewski or like mute sarah cross-legged cross-armed turtleneck sad face bitch when you look over at

her she really really looks like at any moment she is gonna have a panic attack and if she if you look at her and she makes eye contact with you she quickly looks down at the ground yes don't be any of these girls there's one that i just thought of The girl that grabs whatever child or baby that is available in the house. She's like, watch. And literally makes it her life's mission to parade that kid or baby around and be like, look, I am wife material. I am mother material. The baby is like bawling its eyes out.

And she is like like we're having the best time look at us where's the bottle i'll take the bottle it's so obvious don't be hurt and and then this also can translate into the men but anyone listen we everyone loves a good dog everyone loves a good animal yeah just stop when the dog comes in you don't need to hyperventilate and fall to the floor and be crying to Jesus. I'm going to acknowledge if there's a dog. Absolutely. Especially a wiener dog.

I know you. Yeah. But like, I am never going to be that girl. Like they, they act as if they are the only person that cares about dogs on that level. Yeah. It's like, no, everyone likes it, but we don't need to ask. The thing is girls, women are horrible. And like, I just, now men men men okay men aren't as bad but your first impression it's it can really flop let's

just get into it the uh overly chivalrous guy just it's the thing is is you gotta be chivalrous absolutely pick up the bill but be nice but these are the men that it's like there is three drops of rain outside and he is sprinting lunging to get his jacket over the women and he's like fear no more i'll get the car you wait under this little fucking cabana. Or when he meets your mom for the first time, he's like, Linda. And, like, picks her up and, like, spins her around the room. And, like, my mom is 60. Don't pick her up.

Put Nana down. Yeah. So, first of all, the overly chivalrous. That's the thing. I think men think of, oh, I want to, like, show that I'm a gentleman. And then they take it so far right. And're like no you need to stop the this kind of similar to the girl one but the planned joke oh my god like everything they say sounds rehearsed yes it's like you have said that 20 other times you practice in your room you've done it with your family your other

friends and it's like it's they are speaking to your parents or your friends but they're not listening to what they're saying they're ready to just like say they're ready for their cue yeah like their lines are like and sometimes it doesn't come out in the right context and everyone's kind of like we know that that one didn't he's like enter stage left we're like uh no no no how about how about the dude that's like overly overly masculine and aggressive douche like he wants to like hit on everyone oh he's like masking like banging his chest the second he sees your brother he's like chest bump bro and like your brother goes flying across the room to your dad like he's like hitting him on the back really harder like the grandpa he's like nudging him i'm like you just literally killed my

grandfather he's on the ground hey they're just trying to know alex okay i'm ready the overly quiet wanderer everybody just sit back relax sophia it is the guy everybody's in the kitchen and you see out of the corner of your eye that your boyfriend is literally hiding in the shadows in the dark at the end of the hallway like near the like hall closet and you're like babe and he's like oh sorry sorry and then he pretends to go back in the kitchen with you, and then you turn around, and he's gone. Or, like, sometimes you'll catch them, like,

they're constantly in the bathroom. Like, I've had, like, some, I've seen some girls' boyfriends, and, like, or he, like, wanders to his car to, like, check if he left something. And then he's, like, in the car. You're like, you've been in there for 20 minutes. The silent wander could be the worst, because it's, like, creepo mode.

He's trying to say low-key, but, like, I which i hate more that or the masculine guy the thing is daddy king is like make sure if you're if you're going in for a first impression you're not fucking overthinking it it sounds so cliche be yourself though it is yourself be yourself and just the and it's not that we want you to be quiet like the quiet wanderer but it's better to just be more understated than over the top i always think because if anything they're gonna take it like you're just trying to be respectful or you're shy and people are gonna like understand someone being shy way more than like the person yeah last thing about girls too he mentioned the over chivalrous thing and actually i think that can um apply to girls too is like the girl that literally all of a sudden you're like do you live

here because she literally goes and grabs a tray and she's like can i i'm passing out um cheese and crackers and it's like where did you get that or like he's drinking a beer and she picks up and puts a coaster underneath and you're like why do you care that's not your table yes everybody i i hope that helps a little bit we just wanted to address those first impressioners because like you've got to know those people and if you are one knock it the fuck off right it's nerve-wracking it is but those are the first steps of what not to fucking do in 2020. Thank you, bitches. Girl on girl. Girl on girl. Scissoring. Ooh.

Sexual clit to clip. Flapping, flapping. A little lock lip. A little lock lip lips. Not the tongue and the mouth, but the lips downstairs. Okay. Okay. Girl on girl.

We all love a little girl on girl. Love a little. Alex little and we've actually you me baby and we've actually done some our set no and we're gonna get into it right now so guys we have a confession no i'm just kidding girl on girl we've actually talked about in the past addressing never to be that annoying bitch that's like overly trying at the party to like turn the guys on. That's how we're about to talk about. We were thinking about this the other day. Do men find it hot?

Girl on girl. Yes. No, no, no. Because the thing is, is like, for example, my ex. Okay. We know. We know. He said that out of anything that I could ever give him in his life. Okay. Okay. We know, we know. He said that out of anything that I could ever give him in his life.

Okay. It wasn't like, he didn't want to like, he didn't want immortality. He didn't want a million dollars. He was like, Sophia F F F M, which is a foursome with three girls.

And I'm not making that up that is why i'm so happy that you are seeing someone health and guys this is the thing is like i'm trying to navigate and i'm like i'm like okay like i'm dating this new guy and like what's gonna turn around i'm like babe like do we invite a girl over here like oh my wouldn't that be hot he's like no he's like no i'm like happy with you you're like no there's gotta be i'm like stop yeah you're like screaming it so there are some guys that are into it yes but i just want to talk about it a little bit more yes every guy usually thinks girl and girl's hot but if we were thinking about it if you send a video to the guy that you're talking to of you hooking up with a girl. Yes. Because we've talked about in the past.

Is he going to think it's hot if you're getting fucked by another guy? So we're going now girl on girl. Is he going to think it's hot? Yeah. Is he going to be into it? And it's going to and we are convinced it's going to be different if it's a guy you're just hooking up with versus dating. Yes.

But again, every situation is different. Yes. So first of all, a lot of men are really into the girl on girl thing. Yeah. I do think that there are some guys though, like that doesn't do it for them. Yeah. They're like, cool. There are some guys. Yeah, I agree. I didn't know that until recently. I genuinely was like every single guy gets turned on by that and I need to do it all the time. No, I get it. I get it. So, but if you do have a guy that's into it, if you guys are just fuck buddies, this is

going to drive a guy crazy. Yeah. We're going to get a big fat boner. A big fat chubby. And he's going to be into it. And I think that the first step is asking if he'd be into it. And if he is, if it's something you're down for sending obviously a little snapchat or a video of you hooking up with another girl is going to turn

him on right whether you're drunk sober whatever but we started talking to some men and the difference though milf hunter including milf hunter and we asked him if you were just hooking up with a girl would you think it's hot and he's like yes and asked him, if you were just hooking up with a girl, would you think it's hot? And he's like, yes. And then we asked, if you were in a relationship and you had a girlfriend and your girlfriend sent you this, would you think it was hot? Uh-huh. And he basically said, no. No. He was like, no.

He's like, no. And we were like, wait, what does that mean? And he said, just because she's a girl doesn't make it okay. That's basically like cheating which honestly milf hunter excuse me what what do you what like yeah but he was saying just because it's like a girl on girl it's still cheating and if we didn't communicate at all about it she just sent me a random video like to me would she be okay if i sent her a video of me hooking up with a guy now that he's done that but he's just saying like yes that changes a relationship yeah and so

milf hunter was just saying if you are in a relationship and you're thinking about sending your boyfriend something spicy you're trying to spice it up you want to do a little girl on girl he was like i would just suggest you communicate with your partner see one if they even think that's hot because milf hunter was like i think it's fucking hot right but if my girlfriend and i didn't have some type of communication like hey babe i'm going out tonight i'm going out with my friends like i may get a little wild like are you okay boom right if not and he gets a random fucking video of you like scissoring a chick right some boyfriends aren't going to be down also i mean there's levels right like there's a video of you making out with a girl.

Dude, Alex. What? Oh, my God. Alex. Oh, my God. Remember? Do you still have that on your memory? I think I remember when we went out to that club.

Yes. And we ended up in an Uber. Both of our eyes are not blinking right now. No, we ended up in an Uber with this girl. She was like really hot. And she was sitting in between Alex and I and kept grabbing both of our faces like separately. Like she would go to Alex, grab Alex's face, shove her tongue down her throat. Then she would like flip her head to the side, grab my face, tongue down my throat she was like filming it on her phone and alex and i were like whoa whoa whoa what's going

hold on are you posting where what's going on and she was like oh my god like i'm sending these to my boyfriend and we were like uh no but oh okay so yeah and there we were where we're like wait what's what's happening yeah and it was for her boyfriend. I guess he loved it. That was just a little tangent. I just remember that happened. I didn't remember that. I'm like nodding my head and I didn't remember. girls like there's different types of videos you could do a video of a girl a girl going down on you and like fingering you and eating you out i think scissoring actually could look hot i do too there's like tripping there's using a toy on a different girl you know there's all levels exactly so i think ease into it but we just wanted to bring it up because we were like we've never really talked about girl on girl and this is also random but correct me if i'm wrong i feel like you and i have talked about this off but the podcast

but don't you kind of think also that every girl has a little lesbian in her oh yeah we never talked about this um not every okay thanks sophia making me feel really great i'm like right we all you have a big lesbian crush on me no i think i think a lot of girls yeah but i do know some that are like fuck no no no no actually i agree i know some of my friends if i said that to them they'd be like what but i don't even know if it's that i think maybe they're just not as like sexually i think that they're what are you trying to say i swear you said it to me behind closed doors and now she's leaving me out to dry we've both said that like we have want like we've had lesbian. You're not asking. You didn't say Sophia.

Are you a part lesbian? You were like girls in general. So I'm talking about girls in general. No, okay. You and I have both talked about how like we, you really just made me look bad there. You and I have both had a conversation. Correct me if I'm wrong. I don't have no idea what you're talking about.

Stop. You and I have both said that like we've had our like we've had moments like we have a lesbian no dude we both have said that we'd be like interested we've been interested in hooking up with girls have we hooked up with girls maybe maybe not yes and I'm just saying that like I think that yes we said that a lot of girls have a little lesbian in them. Well, and I think that there are some girls that they do, but they would never want to admit it.

True. Yep. So just a little tipper tipper. Sex turbulence. We're just going to call it that because we had no fucking clue what to call it. We hate turbulence. Anyway, so I think it's it's sex turbulence it's pretty much when this sex just isn't working there's no there's a rhythm issue there's a

location issue there's something awkward happening when you're trying to have sex not fitting correctly yes you're you're not wet enough you can't like even move your body right and so we want to talk about it because like there's something weird sometimes when you're trying to be like nasty and messy and sexy and have like crazy wild sex because this isn't going to fucking happen in missionary when you're going slow but this happens and like what do you do right it's awkward i've had times where i don't want to speak up and i want to kind of just like get through it and like let's try to well let's let's give them an example okay they're probably like what the

what are you talking about so this was brought up the other day because i was have been having sex on a thing called the love sack yeah a beanbag yeah it's a beanbag but it's like really ginormous yes and at first i thought that what a classy lady okay no we're like netflix and chilling and then we go to have sex on it. And here's the thing. At first, I was like, there's no fucking way we can have sex on this love sack. And he kept saying like, oh my God, like, let's have sex. I'm like, okay. And some positions when we fucked on this love sack, I have to say, were actually so good. Like, I was like, holy fuck, this is great.

Like him fucking me doggy on the love sack. Everything was working. The angles were hitting and I didn't expect that. However, Alex tried to get on top. And when I tried to get on top of him, because it's a love sack and he's laying down, I couldn't put both of my knees down and get on top of his dick because he's like sunken in. Okay. So you're saying you

were fucking on a beanbag like i feel like that sounds so hard to do and i promise you i thought it too but there were some positions where it was so hot but when i'm telling you this is a perfect example so i realize that i cannot do normal like get on top of him and ride his dick style because his body is sunken in so his dick would be too low. Like you're like, I can fuck the tip of your dick. Is that okay? Does that work for you? That actually would be great for me. Yeah.

So what I tried to do is I took my left leg and I kind of did like the squat position as if you're like, the bottom of my foot is up on the beanbag. And I put it kind of up near like his hip. And I kind of turn my body sideways and then my my right leg is down like it would be if I'm having if I'm gonna ride him so the right leg you're um on your knee and then yeah the left leg on the foot okay and I kind of try to angle my body down and like scoot down and get onto the dick and I could tell like I want to explain this because on a bed it was it looks

really hot and i actually had never done it but i was trying to do makeshift shit it was so hot the way i think i looked in it because i could tell by his eyes he's like oh my god what is she about to do right but then i slowly realized as i tried to lower down on the dick that i was not going to be able to get the whole dick in me right Right. And not even like half of it. Yes. Because yet again, this bitch was too sunken into the love sack. So what I want to say is in this moment, you can imagine he is like, holy fuck, babe, because he's looking at me in this position.

He's so excited. And I'm over here logistically thinking there's no way this is going to work. And what do I do? Right. Do I look at him? That's always the thing is gonna work and what do i do right do i look at always the thing do you know what i mean yes because because you want to be a fucking team player yes and you want to be like the filthy fun slut that's like i don't even care if a chandelier falls on my head i'm gonna like keep going but but there sometimes comes a time where you're like this isn't logistically gonna work and uh 100 of the time a guy will not admit like when his dick is not working in a position thank you never thank you never never it always has to be the girl yeah you have the girl logistically has to be like yes um and so what i did and it was so awkward we i'm not kidding you

do we like kind of sat there for a couple seconds and he was kind of looking at me and I kept looking down the dick and up at him. And finally I spoke up. It always has to be the girl. Why? Why? And I looked up at him and I was just like, I was like, babe, can you like slide up a little? Because if I knew if he moved. Oh my God, you asked him?

Dude, I had to. I was like, babe, can you slide up a little in the middle sex see i don't ever say anything oh babe can you like sign up little back to the pussy so he awkwardly kind of like tries to like shuffle up this bean bag eventually it ended up working but it wasn't that great and then finally i think i was like babe fuck me from behind. And I'm like, I need to fucking lay down and show my face. Okay, first of all, that's like a go-to. Right? The fuck me from behind.

Then they're happy. Then they're like, oh, I love you. Wow, you said, could you slide up a little bit? I feel like I don't say anything. I'll just physically get up and move. Has this ever happened to you? Yes. Sweetheart.

Hi. Give us a time. If you're having sex, this happens. This happens. So give us a time. Hi. Give us a time. If you're having sex, this happens. This happens. So give us a time. Okay. I have two examples. Okay.

Well, I probably have plenty of examples, but one's coming to my head. Coming to mine. Yeah. I was staying in a hotel with this guy one time. Right. And he was like great in bed. And he, I had mentioned earlier in the day that i wanted to have sex on a chair love it and he grabbed this like bench so it wasn't a chair didn't have a back

it was just like a wooden bench okay from underneath the desk and he took me from the bed and he placed a pillow on top of the bench like a huge pillow okay and then he sat down on the pillow okay and then he grabbed me and put my legs around him so i was like facing him straddling him oh my god and i already can see this logistically it looks hot you want it to be hot and i started immediately to fall off the chair so he grabbed my legs to like hold me close to him okay and we the penis was inserted and i was like grinding my hips right towards him and like trying to ride him and it was like kind of hot but kind of his dick wasn't all the way in and kind of we were on this huge pillow on this thing and he started to tip all the way backwards and we fell to the fucking ground like sprawled out and he still tried to like keep me on top of him and still try to keep fucking me

you're like so we hit turbulence we have literally hit turbulence and we're out of our seats now it's time we need to put our seatbelts on please i'm like can we just go to the bed now like no literally i was shocked that he dude i was like, no, let's acknowledge what just happened. Absolutely. There's like a concussion. No. Oh. It's just like. That is such a fucking good one, dude, because it's like that was a position you said you

wanted to try. So he was trying to make it good. And it was awful. No, not awful. It was hot until it wasn't. Until it wasn't. How about that? Also, I have been.

OK, so I've been fucked on a table before. Let me just tell you, it actually was pretty hot but when i was on this table i kept sliding a little bit backwards because i was on my back i love how we're like do we fuck on bed i know i'm like the table the bench no love the lamp to the moon i will say people just yeah and then you can continue when a guy is like i'm gonna fuck you all over this house like when you like get to his house and you're gonna like stay there for the weekend he's like i'm gonna fuck you on every inch of this house it's like do you know how do you know how to fuck on the counter thank you have you tried it you're like that sounds great yeah but how are you gonna fuck me on that ottoman have you tried it before have you done it am i on my back am i on my own out here because i know you're not gonna say

anything so am i on my own when we hit the ottoman is it my turn to have to really decide if we're gonna keep going or do i have to speak up and say babe can you shift up a little bit i'm like a fucking dick i'm like i'm literally talking so dirty and then i'm like it's okay tell us your story okay so i'm getting fucked on this table and the thing is is that it was so hot because he's standing and i'm on my back and my butt's like a little bit off the edge of the table so he's like holding on to my hips and my legs and fucking me as i'm on my back and my butt's like a little bit off the edge of the table. So he's like holding on to my hips and my legs and fucking me as I'm on the table. And the idea was great and it was okay at first. And then I start to realize as he's fucking me back and forth that the table's a little

slippery. So I'm kind of have no control. He kind of is fully in control of where my body's going. My arms can't hold on to anything. And I'm getting like a rug burn on my ass. My God. my arms can't hold on to anything yeah and i'm getting like a rug burn on my ass my god and the rhythm is constantly not working because sometimes when he fucks me and then like pushes me pushes back a little bit i go farther up the table or i don't so the rhythm was so off so your

skin is like getting ripped off your back i'm crying and i'm like fuck me baby oh my god my pussy's so tight mother fuck my ass is red you're like i'm in pain i'm in pain oh my god so good so and this kept going on for a while and the rhythm was so off and i remember thinking to myself i know he knows it's off and i know i know it's off and i know that we're both like we would rather be fucking on the couch or on the bed and we didn't fucking say anything and we ended up actually the table and we ended up just fucking until he came and I had like third degree burns all over my body it was the best fuck of my life when you want to have crazier sex yes there's shit that's going to go wrong and that's okay yeah but it's part of it but you gotta just like kind of like deal with the flow and deal with the deal with the pain

exactly yes that makes sense i mean it's already hard enough to match someone's rhythm yeah normally yeah so then when you're trying different positions a and then trying different positions on you know a balance beam in the gym oh it's like you know not work i agree but men this is a psa like if you can tell that yeah your dick is only entering us like a quarter of the way right and like it's just it's not working. Like just admit to it. I agree. I agree.

I know. I agree. I kind of sometimes wish men would be less disgustingly horny all the time and be a little bit more awake during sex. I feel like they get into this tunnel. Animalistic. Animalistic. Yeah.

And then you're like. Reptilian brain. Oh, yes. There's. And so. And so you're like, wait wait is he alive up there because like does he realize this isn't going well but like sometimes i'm like oh whatever he's enjoying it like it's gonna be over soon there's there are moments where like you cannot pretend no no you

know no and then there are moments where you're like we'll we'll probably switch it out for like another like 30 seconds and then we'll switch positions so it'll be fine and now it is time i forgot about this for a little something i like to call questions of the wickinson of the vickinson of the beaconson of the greek and so like questions questions of the like we're back bitches i missed you i have a little quick story that i want to pop this week off with because it's disgusting. Okay. And it's amazing and I love it. So here we go. And I don't know. I want to hear what you think if you would ever do this.

Hey dads. I love when you guys call us dads. So obviously I'm writing in because my boyfriend cheated on me. I feel like there's been a lot of cheating in the past. Yeah. Like all of our DMs and everyone's like, hi. I wonder, is it the weather? Maybe. The holidays?

The climate. So obviously I'm writing in because my boyfriend cheated on me. What else is new? But I- What else is new? What else is new? Please. What else is new?

Like he does it all the time? All the time. Or like men cheat kind of thing. I did something probably no girl would ever do. I went to uncharted territory with my revenge. So we were sleeping and I woke up to pee. I saw his phone light up and I went through it. Duh.

Long story short, saw he was cheating on me. I knew I had to act on it but how after a quick few minutes of making sure i wasn't going to strangle him in his sleep i woke him up to sucking his dick hold on it gets better after he came in my mouth i did not swallow i just kept it in my mouth and i went up for a kiss and boom spit the entire load of his children right into his fucking mouth he was appalled and started flipping out i proceeded to collect my things and told him politely do fuck off and then i knew he was cheating fucking idiot the girl is also a troll okay enjoy love you daddies i don't know like i that girl yeah should be running call her daddy you need to come work for us because

come now i have never thought of well i i've never thought of doing that but like i don't know i thought you were gonna say she was to spit it on his face. But like in his mouth. It has his own cum in his mouth. Way better. And a load of it. I. And it's.

For some reason, I didn't even think about. No. Doing something like that. But now. She has ingrained it in my brain. And now if a man ever cheats on you daddies, we are terrifying. But the thing is, is that they deserve it. And you should take the load and you should give it back to them.

I mean, he puts his load wherever he wants. So you should put his load wherever you want. Yeah. In his mouth. You don't want it anymore. Way to kick off 2020. Thank you so much, daddy. Hey, daddy.

Funny thing. 2020 thank you so much daddy hey daddy funny thing i just started using the my girl fund that you guys brought up a few episodes ago oh do you remember that yes the website let's explain it's a website that you can sell your nudes on great which which in our defense it's like a structured way so that these girls aren't sending pictures of their pussy and the guy is not giving them any money for it. Exactly. You know? Exactly.

You want to get paid for your nudes. We don't want these girls getting scammed. No, no, no. Never, never. Am I suggesting to do it? No, we're just factually letting you know that if you want to make money, boom. That's it. That's it.

So long story short, one of the first messages I got was a guy that asked to buy used condoms from me to make him my cum cleanup slut i guess my question is how do i get this is about to just take a turn okay okay my question is how do i get a condom from a guy without sounding crazy? Because this guy is willing to pay good money and I'm a broke bitch. Plus, my boyfriend and I don't use condoms and he doesn't know I'm on the site. A guy I used to sleep with used condoms. So should I just do him a couple times to get the condoms or tell my boyfriend i just feel like we should use one every once in a while does that all make sense it made sense it doesn't make sense but it made sense so she has a boyfriend she's on the site he doesn't know

a guy wants to pay her a ton of money for a used condom she you know very nonchalantly was like should i just fuck this should i just fuck another guy that i know uses condoms okay i don't think you need to cheat i feel like there's a way you could do this yeah i think that there's absolutely a way that you don't need to just fuck someone else just like get a used condom yeah i think there's a lot of other ways we can work through this what could she tell her boyfriend um she could it is kind of sketchy. If all of a sudden your girlfriend's like, babe, put on a condom. Why doesn't she ask one of her girlfriends that single that goes and fucks?

Should we ask Tom? Our producer just walked in the room. Would you think it's weird if your girlfriend all of a sudden was like, can we just use a condom this one time? I think it would be hot to just try it out. Yeah. You would think it's weird. I think it would be weird if my boyfriend was like babe let's use a condom once so thank you tom so this is what i think first and foremost i think

that brilliant idea go it literally just came to me go it's the alcohol it's like hitting okay and that's when the brilliant okay she is He's going to come on her stomach. Oh, when he's not looking, she's going to just scoop up the cum. Then she's just going to open up a condom wrapper, stick the cum in it as best as she can. Yes. Send it away. Boom.

That's it. Done. Fucking squeeze out the cum. No, it's so true. Literally get the condom open put a put whatever it needs to go in it and then literally scoop up the cum off of your belly when he goes to the bathroom to pee or whatever the fuck right you take the condom that you already open it and put it somewhere hide it yeah and then scoop it in and if really you want to get

if you don't want to do that why don't you just ask one of your friends i know this is so weird but like we can split the profits when you go and fuck that dude keep the condom put in a baggie give it to me and i'll let you have some of the i would do that for you absolutely so help hi alex and sophia i'm in a situation and don't know what to do this guy that i was talking to for like three months on and off we ended up fucking in in August and we decided that we were going to be fuck buddies. And then one day he blocked me out of nowhere. I just had my friend follow him on Insta because he's private and he has a girlfriend. He had one the entire fucking time. They have been together since December 2018 and he never hinted at having a girlfriend or anything. Should I message her and tell her?

I still have the screenshots of our convos and him literally saying that she was just a girl he met and they were just hanging out, nothing more. Like I would want someone to tell me if my boyfriend for over a year was cheating. He also told me he was fucking a couple other girls while he was with me. So who knows how many girls he's cheated

on his girlfriend with. They legit went to fucking pairs together. I don't know. I'm confused and feel like she should know. Please help. This question makes me sad that she's. The question doesn't make me what's happening doesn't make me sad. The question makes me sad that this girl's asking us this because I feel like by now

everyone knows our answer. It's don't tell the girl this is the thing to me you think that you would want to know and you do want to know however you don't want to get a dm from a chick that your boyfriend potentially fucked saying hi your boyfriend's cheating on you and he cheated on you with me yes and then it's because it's like first of all the girlfriend doesn't believe you she's gonna believe her boyfriend over you and there's usually never a point unless you personally know this girl and she is a close friend of yours you telling some random chick and trying to seek out and and for what oh because i'm sorry sweetheart

but i just i don't think a lot of us are good enough people to be like i really just like want to be a good person and let her know like no you want the relationship he wants to sabotage well i think i think yeah she's pissed she's pissed she's pissed that he got like he blocked her yeah and she kind of wants to be like oh by the way your boyfriend cheats on you and even if it isn't malicious i just think there's no point in a random hoe hitting up a girl that if especially if this guy is fucking around with this many girls right i'm sure other girls may have messaged her and if she's still with him then like there you fucking go there's no point i don't waste your time i at first was gonna

disagree with you and then you kind of convinced me you're a little convincing bitch right i think that getting the dm from the girl that your boyfriend cheated on you with is extremely threatening. Yeah. And what I would suggest to this girl is don't reach out to his girlfriend directly. But I do think that she should threaten the guy. I absolutely don't think you should threaten this man. I think that you should. He blocked you

sweetheart sweetheart you've said it if you want to get a fucking hold of someone you can try venmo try my fitness pal your friend follows him she slides in boom um dm him or whatever and say i am going to tell your girlfriend and then you said and i think you send him the screenshots yep send the screenshots if you have proof of the screenshots that's so beautiful and these are gonna go to your girlfriend soon and of course he can lie to you and be like i told her but that's you don't that's all you need to do especially the thing is is everyone needs to take care of themselves you're not gonna be with this guy right so move the fuck on you don't know the girl you don't owe her anything she's not gonna probably believe you and so it's like what's the point move on the guy's a dick go find something else i have a fun

one thank you hi daddies first of all fucking love you guys love you too bitch thanks for the podcast i've had the best sex of my life but anyways i need your help this has been haunting me since it happened so i was fucking this guy and that i was fucked buddies with for about eight months while we were in the middle of some rough sex he's on top of me his dick is still inside me and he's like how hard do you want me to punch you things were happening so fast and I obviously wasn't really thinking so I said not that hard not even thinking of what I just agreed to and this guy socks me in the fucking face I cried the next morning lmao and my jaw was fucked up for the month obviously i said yes obviously i said yes to him but i wasn't expecting it to be that aggressive to say the least that was

the last time i ever fucked that dude maybe it's just me that's not into getting punched in the face thoughts the classic sock to the face mid yes it it is so funny because then i got another dm literally right after and this girl was like not a question but could be interesting to talk about being slapped in the face during sex i'm like like this is the thing slapped that's what i was gonna say there's a big difference between huge and um she's like, then he proceeded to sock me in the face. And my jaw was rocked. Once again, we are not supposed to be laughing, but we're going to laugh. No, but it's pretty funny.

And the thing is, is I think he did ask her, though, how hard she wanted it. And maybe to him. So, gentlemen. Gentlemen. You're right. Gentlemen. Unbelievable. Courtesy to the woman.

Giving her a heads up. Letting her know it's coming. And then just rocks her. And maybe to him it wasn't even that hard. But to her. The thing is, girlfriend, is I think that getting punched in the face doesn't sound great. No. I do think, though, getting slapped.

Yes. Can be hot. I don't know what porn this guy's been watching or like what freaks he's hooked up with in the past. But like he's angry about something. It's a slap, dude. It's not a punch. It's not a closed fist. And the thing is it's an open palm.

Okay. It's an open palm. Not a closed fist. Get it right. Get it tight the thing also i feel like is like men some men when they're having sex like want to do like rough sex and they can be so good at it and then i know like there are some guys that are so bad at it yeah that maybe he like literally had no idea what he was doing but like men if you're gonna slap her in the face it

shouldn't actually be a wind-up slap also like it's a little slap and then like maybe you're gonna like squeeze her cheeks in her face or some shit sting a little yeah you know yes and then they grab her throat and then choke her and fucking kill no but like you can all right um but no i'm really sorry girl that you got punched in the face i actually what the fuck would you do if a guy punched me i'd be like this is a sadistic fuck and i need to leave well i probably would keep fucking unfortunately i would let him come probably and then that's actually what my bruised eye was from the other month i had i forgot to tell you exactly i am looking for some advice because i am a little too embarrassed to ask my friends about this and i've been talking to a guy for four months now and we're not technically dating, but we hang out all the time.

Fuck on the regular and don't fuck with anyone else. But he also never takes me on real dates, never pays for meals or even got me a Christmas present. I think he might be a little scared of girls using him for his money because he comes from an extremely wealthy family and I am comparatively poor to him. But I am not that type at all to use someone for money but still want to be treated

with chivalry. Even a framed picture of us for Christmas or a letter would have made me happy. Not sure if I should talk to him about it. I don't know if I'm being petty or if I should just

leave his ass. What do y'all think leave his ass dude not even a question not even a question no and and that's a sad thing and i get and there's a there's a reason you're not asking your friends think about it yeah you're saying you're embarrassed this guy is not paying for meals he doesn't pay for anything you got him a christmas gift and he didn't get you one yeah this is one of those classics where you're like maybe it's because he's wealthy no sweetie if he's wealthy he's not worried about people using him actually no i disagree with you because i've had friends and i've been in a situation where well okay i've had well of course i've had guys that are like oh my

god i if she is she a gold digger i'm more so mean he's not gonna not pay for your chicken parmesan because he's like this bitch is squeezing 20 out and i'm not having it today and she ended up getting the trouble and my dad is gonna see that charge and my trust fund is just 20 bucks lower no that's what i'm saying it's like she's literally saying he doesn't pay for meals if he was concerned about the well that's what i'm saying. It's like she's literally saying he doesn't pay for meals. If he was concerned about the well, that's what I'm saying. But also dating a guy that is concerned about the wealth because they think women are using them and have a chip on their shoulder. Yes.

It is impossible to date those men. It is. One of my best friends was in this situation. She was dating a guy that had like insane trust fund. Yeah. It's miserable. She has her own money yep but like he had such a chip on his shoulder and like you know what they do oh tell us they're

always the guys that are like are you on birth control oh my god i'm wearing a condom oh my god you're taking a plan b and they take it so far and they get so protective where they're like let's split this and i'm like like, oh, my God. Wait, what? This is the thing. And it's disgusting. It is disgusting. Fuck off.

And I'm sad that you got him a Christmas gift. And it's also sad that you're saying like, I wish he could have even got me a letter like it didn't have to be. If you are making an effort and he won't even open the fucking Uber door for you and pay for your chicken parm. Yeah. Also, you say that you guys are just fucking each other. I'm I'm not going to believe that you may be only fucking him.

But if a guy is not paying for anything for you and he's like, but I'm exclusively fucking you. I don't I don't think that, I don't think that matches up. He's like spending, he's only been four months. She says that they're only fucking each other. He doesn't pay for one thing. He doesn't do anything for her. He literally fucking hates her. And she's like.

I want to know, like, so when they go to dinners, like, what's his excuse? No, he's never taken her on a date. That's why I'm like sweet all around all around regardless even if he does like you but he thinks that you're using him for his money dump him those men are miserable and the thing is we always say if the sex is great you just need to lower your standards of what you expect from the man yeah go have great sex with him if it's dope but stop thinking you're gonna get a dinner unfortunately if he really fucking likes you too and i know it sounds so mean but he'll take you to dinner if he really likes you i'm sorry but it's like what was that saying someone

tweeted it at us they were like the color daddy girl said like if if you will know if a man like a man will make it known if he likes you yeah and a man and you will know if he doesn't like you i don't think that was even close no it was something about like the effort if a guy likes you you will fucking know yeah that's it bottom line i can't remember that is it that sounds good too really all right yeah but i'm sorry girlfriend and please please please please don't ever get a fuck buddy a present ever again. No, that hurts. I don't care if his grandma died and you want to get him flowers.

I don't care if his mom died. I don't care if everyone died. You don't get your fuck buddy a gift. No. It is cling city. It is unattractive and it is going to ruin the entire fucking thing and any of your chances of ever progressing to anything. Yes.

So that's that. And that's the team we're moving on. And I'm sorry. I think that that. That is it. Yes. Oh my God. the team we're moving on. And I'm sorry. I think that that is it. Yes. Oh my God. 2020.

We're so excited. Oh my God. Guys, that was really fun. Give us feedback. What do you think? Do you want more of the unhealth? Do you want the health? And we may be introducing more characters.

Yeah. Depending on, you know, we might kill some characters off. We could kill some off. And, you know, we'll see. Add some on. Yeah. You never know what's going to happen here. We fucking love you guys.

Mm-hmm. I was going to say rating and review, but here's the thing. Mm-hmm. Supposedly, it doesn't even work. No, no, no, no. Oh. That's not what it is. Oh, okay.

I spoke to someone that's extremely in the know. In the know. I'm not going to say who. In the know-know. And he was like, the rating and review is great um the subscribe and unsubscribe little trick that we taught you guys we said if you unsubscribe and subscribe again it like helps us zero zero zero like we told everyone to do it for the last year it doesn't do anything every single outro we're like subscribe unsubscribe my mom does it every

day for us. And the man was like. I was doing it. Oh, all the time. It doesn't do anything. And the guy is like, it doesn't work at all. It doesn't work. So we need to think of something for subscribing.

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