Call Her Daddy - 68- Nudes & The New York Post

Episode Date: January 15, 2020

The girls kick off this week's episode discussing their photo shoot from HELL and what to do when you are dealing with a greedy little bitch boy who asks “Can I get more?” after you send a nude. Knock. It. Off. Also this week, the girls do something a little different as they discuss some pop-culture in way that is most likely going to get them sued! Yay! Last but not least, it's now Alex's turn to spill the deets on her dating life. Let's go

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy hey everybody hey everybody it's call her daddy back at it again alex and sophia We are ready Charlemagne and Charlene Christine and Veronica Tiffany and Rebecca Mikaela and Doug What's up guys we are back at it again For another episode of call her Fucking poppy

I'm gonna try really really hard to get through This because like Here she goes I'm just so tired If that's gonna bother people then i'm sorry but i think it's fine to be open and honest and i'm exhausted sophia has chronic mono her entire life is just sadness depression like five time zones because like i was in bora bora like my life is so fucking hard i'm just fucking tired am i not allowed to

say that no it's okay i'll bring the energy if you want more details i'll give them to you so the first night i got home i slept two hours no please stop anyways so we were asked to be featured in a magazine and we said absolutely fucking not uh we were asked to buy glamour magazine which were why i don't know and so we were asked to buy Glamour Magazine. Which, why? I don't know. And so we were asked to be in Glamour Magazine. They wanted to do a little snip snip of us. Uh huh.

And they wanted us to be featured. Yes. Which is, like, you're like, they wanted a little snip snip. They wanted a little kabuki brush. They wanted a little rendezvous. A little coot coot. A little cut and slap a little copy and paste like okay a little crop drop down they wanted us to be featured they want

us to be the magazine which is amazing thank you so much we said no we were like fuck no no we didn't say that we said no and you know maybe back in the start of our career, we would have been like, this is unbelievable. Take it and run with it. But the thing is, is we already did that once. Yeah, you can call us paranoid, call us whatever you want. But like I, after what happened to us in the beginning of Call Her Daddy, I now am under the impression that that anytime a magazine or anything wants to feature us it's to make fun of us it's an absolute setup yes they are trying to booby trap us yes yes so now all of you may be wondering what are you talking about I think that there's like

maybe a snippet in a vlog that we did but we never even talked about it because we were so, um, I think we have a little PTSD from it. We never talked about it because it was just like hard for us to handle. So let's just address it. We were featured in the New York Post. I don't know if you guys remember. Our outfits were super cute. The outfits were cute. The hair and makeup and everything else that went with it was an

abomination abomination let's break it down so we were we had just started calling her dad yes and you hear the new york post and alex and i were just so naive and we're like oh my god this is imperative for our careers that we jump on this opportunity we show up we show up let me just take you down the list memory lane let me take you down the list of things that i wasn't expecting um my makeup artist was pretty much seconds away from a blackout like she was heavily intoxicated hammer shit face i would say mine continued to be like hold on let me go get my kabuki brush and she would turn around and take a swig of her flask and i'd be like um wait my winged eyeliner was in my ears it's 9 a.m and our makeup artists reek of alcohol and I just could feel on my face I'm like wait you're doing you're doing a winged

eyeliner but it's literally underneath my nose it's a mustache what are you doing also mind you like Sophia and I such losers were so excited for this we're like we have like professional makeup artists coming right and then these people come from. We take it to we get the sets that we're supposed to go on to take these pictures. And they're showing us like this is one of the sets and this is the other set. And Sophia, where was the first set that they brought us in to take the pictures? So the photographer lady is like, I have the coolest idea. I think we should take these photos in the men's restroom. We're like, I don't care.

Sophia just stopped the podcast. You're like, wait, they're going to go look at the pictures. I don't care. Whatever. We looked ugly. It's fine. They know our makeup artist was fucked up so if you go and look there are like 10 15 photos of us next to men's urinals and there's one picture specifically

where i have my hand up on the stall door i'm like holding on to it like so manly and it really looks like i'm about to go take a shit like i'm smiling and sophia's holding on to it behind me and it's kind of like get this photo and then sophia's gonna dip out quickly and go take a massive dump it is so embarrassing guys now that we look back on it why we're basically holding on to the urinal and then and then also just this isn't like we're in the ritz-carlton no like we are in a bar bathroom in a dungy bar okay and like these urinals had been there since like i don't even fucking remember what she was trying to tell me so then they want us to take pictures with podcasting equipment yeah sitting at a bar table and we kind of gave a

little pushback we're like hey like i don't know i feel like we've got beer and i feel like it doesn't really make sense that we would be in a bar podcasting um the whole dynamic seems a bit off why don't we just like sit and pose and she's like the podcasting equipment is going here and we'll use these props are really just going to take this photo shoot to the next level and she like directed us to dangle like the headphones off of one finger and look directly towards the camera

and like squint your eyes and like give a sexy look and then Alex would like be holding the microphone kind of like a dick and like looking at the camera like giving sexy eyes and the whole time i remember sofia and i started to whispering to each other like this is so fucking stupid and we're like this is so embarrassing this is gonna just look really it's gonna ruin our career horrible so

you're like wow guys i'm so sorry like that is such a shitty photo shoot sounds horrible it gets worse okay we're like mom dad we're so excited the print's coming out we run we run to get the the newspaper that day right you guys we run to get the newspaper yeah we go bring our 60 cents feeling like young kids and what does it say the newspaper says the okay there's two versions, the print version and then the online version. The print version says the title, Daddy's Girls. So like full blown escort service. Please understand that we are wearing boots, tiny skirts heavy makeup like a ton of makeup and we're standing next to each other like alex and i kind of have like you know lesbianish

like we say their vibes and it says daddy's girls and bold above it then it gets worse okay we check out the print or we that's a print version We check out the print. That's a print version. We check out the online version. And we're like, maybe it's a little different. And oh, it's different. And it's fucking different. And this title is even worse than Daddy's Girls. This title says Thor's ex and pal.

Okay. Okay. No one's going to know what that means. I dated a guy and his alter ego, whatever, is Thor. His alter ego. No, or like they call him Thor. I'm not dating Chris Hemsworth, by the way. It's not fucking Chris Hemsworth.

So they're saying that I dated him. So they're basically like objectifying me as like a girlfriend thor's ex and pal and pal pal me i'm the pal she's the pal i'm not the co-host no i'm not even the confidant i'm not even the best friend i'm the three letter word p-a-l pal thor's ex and pal also i would like everyone to understand that alex had specifically specifically made clear that she did not want the article to have anything to do with her ex boyfriend we said we would not do the article if he was mentioned once and then he's mentioned in it and he's the title he's in the title so you so i i just i guess i just don't know what's worse like being the ex-girlfriend of the famous boyfriend or being the ex-girlfriend of the boyfriend's pal

and i'm gonna go ahead and say the pal like when sophia read it she's staring at and she's like pointing at me no me too she's literally pointing at pal she's like okay wait so that's me right i'm like i yeah yeah yeah guys so as you can see as we took you the journey you can probably understand as to why sophia and i would be a little hesitant to ever take anyone's offer up again on a magazine anything unless it's like rolling stones right but they'll probably be like you have oh forbes well we're far way away from that honey i'll never um but yeah guys so we just wanted to update you on that because you know it's fun It's just it's just hard out here on the streets. And these are the everyday struggles.

No one takes us seriously but ourselves. And so that's why I think a lot of times we just try to keep to ourselves and not venture out and do other things because we're safer here. Great. So we told you guys that we were kicking off 2020 with vulnerability and honesty. And by that, I mean full exposure of the men we're dating and i love how it's like we are gonna be so vulnerable we're exploiting everyone in our lives so technically we're not really having no we are it will be both yeah yeah um i realized that i made a huge announcement and Alex just got to kind of sit back and twiddle her thumbs and stick a thumb up her ass and just listen to me be vulnerable. And I think that it's it's now time for you.

Alex is dating some guy with a big, large, straight dick with a teeny tiny. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. A big, a big curved dick. Wow. Remember, we're giving them physical attributes. Right, right, right, right, right. So Alex is dating two guys is what I'm trying to say.

Yeah. So tell us about them in detail. Okay. Jesus. You're like, get to the grindstone. So I'm currently dating two guys um very stressful very hard on the vagina I love how you make fun of me for being tired and you're like I have to date two guys I am it is not easy I know like I have no choice so the two guys I'm dating so um I

posted it on social media because it's our job like I try to give you guys like as much as I can without the man being like hi my family just contacted me that you put me on your story so I went to Boston the other weekend that's what to see one of the guys I'm dating he um plays hockey for a living and um he and I actually he was the first time i met him i had sex with him which is so unlike me yeah i'm like extremely physically attracted to him so that's like one of the big parts of our relationship is sex okay no but um i really like him he's extremely his his personality he's really sarcastic which is great almost because it's not getting mushy. It's just fun and lighthearted.

And it's obviously long distance. So like we just see each other and have great sex and have fun. He has an amazing body. I swear hockey players have like really great butts. Okay. Do you have a picture of his butt? I'll pull it up. So the relationship with him right now is like casual, but like also sarcastic.

We kind of both are saying like, oh, we're only seeing each other kind of thing. But that's a fucking big fat lie. He's a great dick. He's the straight dick guy. We have great sex. He's actually from Canada. So maybe there's like a little using me for green card situation playing out here. But other than that that everything's great

so he's what should we call him um well you just said he's trying to use you for a green card we call him green card guy green card or just canadian guy canadian is probably yeah the canadian and then the other person that i'm dating is also great. It's her fucking ex, people. It's your ex-boyfriend. Yes. And the thing is, is I know the daddy gang is like, Alex, you have your podcast and you teach us all not to go back to your ex. But it's, it's, there's history and it's fun and the sex is great.

Do you know how many times I've gone back to an ex and just dragged out the relationship for an extra two years that it didn't need to be right it's a little boomerang effect you just want to go back to it so i'm seeing him and it's annoying me i think because i in the beginning started being like this is going to be purely sexual and i know i know it's it's easier to give people advice than it is to take it is it is and and the fact that you thought you could just find him and and so well just for a little bit of background the ex you guys broke up because there was like some shadiness that happened. Yes. Let's call him Shady. Yes.

Because he was shady. Slim Shady. Slim Shady. Please sit down. Ah, I hate myself. You better not be shady again. So he's different than the Canadian. He's a bit more introverted.

I kind of feel like this is a fucking disaster. Me talking to my ex. Yeah. Well, and juggling too. Yes. But how does that even work? distorted i kind of feel like this is a fucking disaster me talking to my ex yeah well and juggling too yes but like how does that even work well i think like is it hard you run into problems i mean like support it until the day i die but also is it hard to do it's been actually a little bit of a challenge i decide to cheat you're like i would like to add a second you're like hold on I like the dynamic okay um that's actually a really good uh question Sophia I meant to save this for you for the

podcast I said I went to Boston to see the hockey player it was great and everything however I was trying to make sure that my ex didn't know I was with this guy. And I didn't want the guy to know that I was trying to hide that I was with him. So we had to go to dinner that night. And like when professional teams are staying at a hotel, usually there's like a bunch of people outside waiting that like want their jersey signed and shit. So there's people constantly like looking at who's coming and going from the hotel so i had to we had to we knew we were going to go to dinner together and i think we were both kind of staring at each other kind of like i just imagine you like because you're constantly in these hotels like you have like a bell bell man suit i have a i have a bell

man suit i literally am carrying out the bell car and i'm like pretending i'm someone else no but not far off okay so we both kind of like knew we were going to dinner and it got awkward and i think that we both knew that for his reasons he didn't want to like publicly come out with me because of our show and it's like and i'm over here like my ex literally looks at my twitter every day to see if I'm with someone. So we ended up literally taking separate Ubers to dinner. Wow. It was like that.

No, I know it was awkward, but we both were like, well, should we just. Did you like have to go out the fucking back of the hotel? Dude, he left first. I stayed in the room and then he texted me and he's like, okay, I'm in the car. Coast is clear. Go ahead. So I call my Uber. Wow.

And I walk through the lobby. And then I get in my car. And I meet him at the fucking place. Wow. You guys are like fucking Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid celebrity status. No. No. We're just fucking losers.

And I'm trying to hide it from my. No. So it's a little difficult. But we're working on it. Speaking of difficult. Yeah. Now let's really tell them. So I talked a little bit about the guy I'm dating.

It's over. It's done. It's over. No. I got in a little bit of an argument. No, the thing is, that's the funniest part, is last week, guys, Sophia does the big announcement. Yeah. I'm going to announce these people this week.

And then literally when we pressed upload on the episode last week, on Wednesday, Sophia got in a fight with her guy. And I literally got in a fight with my ex in the Canadian. And I'm like, wait, wait, wait. We just told the daddy gang that like, get ready. They're all killed off. I know. I'm like, we're about to kill all these characters off now.

And we were sitting in our apartment. We're like, holy fuck. Like all of them are about to be gone because we had a fight with every single one of them. And then we said, hold on. Our New Year's resolution was to tell the daddy gang okay we got in a fight uh-huh what was the fight about suit man and i got in a fight because i wanted to go into great detail about his penis and the sex you're having ha ha ha i know people are like stop it no literally the size the girth the length it's called her daddy yeah and we started this podcast

by talking about yeah you just heard me say straight and curved dicks over here and that's not a lie i've seen pictures of both one of them is straight and one of them is curved and so i wanted to talk about his penis and i shouldn't have done this and this is like what bites me in the ass is i was like i'm gonna talk about like the sex we had last night yeah giving him a little heads up yeah don't ever give them a head up don't ever note to self and let them hear it and then ask for forgiveness what is that what do people say ask for don't ask for permission ask for forgiveness health health yeah we need to start doing that okay yeah and i was like i want to talk about the sex. I want to talk about your penis, your balls. That's like what this is.

We're dating now. You already knew my job. Yes. You pretended to support me. Yeah. And now where are you? Flip-flopping. When I want to describe the pee-pee.

Huh? Where's the loyalty when I want to talk about the wee-wee? The wee-wee, the wee-na. Yes. Loyalty's out the the window we got in a huge argument and i can kind of see both sides because why why i'm trying to play devil's advocate like i could get if i was had a boyfriend he had a show and he was like i want to talk about the rack and the flaps i'm like oh i kind of do without no but i get it but i don't get it because he knew you and he knew how disgusting and weird you are. And you're going to go there.

And like, I just had to do it, unfortunately. And you have to do it. So pretty much, I think he's actually going to break up with me. Yeah, I think actually, as we were so excited, Sophia's got someone now. And we're like, actually, that's over. Guys, I legit think that in a few episodes, I'm going to have to be like, guys, I'm single again. Yeah, we'll see. So that's frustrating.

My two fights with these guys was the Canadian similar issue to Suit Man. And the fight with my ex at the time had nothing to do with the show. It had to do with a very classic issue. I was there for that. My issue with my ex was the classic. He thinks she's a gold digger. The gold digging issue. And it's very pressing.

And it's constantly ever flowing within the relationship. And it's just a constant issue. It was, they were talking about how she's going to go fly to meet him. And he was like, kind of kidding, but to meet him yes and he was like kind of kidding but kind of serious and he was like let's go half seas yeah i'm solely because he thinks that you're using him for his money which is absolutely true i'm just kidding if you guys knew how much not to turn oh okay if you know how much alex made okay in comparison to how much this guy made right like you would be shocked that he even tried to pretend

right right that she would need to pay for a flight so that's like what's going on with us but now um we made up i'm going to see the ex sophia is actually going on a trip um they kind of made up actually you didn't really kind of make up he's probably going to get killed off within the next two episodes stay tuned i may be single again yeah you may be single in the middle of mexico and then that's the best content um and then the canadians just the canadian just fucking around upstate in canadia canadia canadia okay wow where is that i've never heard of that please let us know geographically where canadia is okay all right so there's this thing that happens men asking women for nude photographs we all pornography

all been there and hopefully you're either the guy asking for it or you're the girl asking for it or a guy has asked you or the girl has asked the guy and then the guy with the girl and the girl has sent it and the guy a girl sending nudes okay but there's this thing that sometimes happens and it's happened to me it's happened to alex and i'm sure it's happened to a lot of you you send the guy the nude oh feeling great fire you're expecting a response that's you know grateful grateful shocked turned on happy horny masturbating yeah excited for the future excited for what's next to satisfied satisfied but sometimes these men come back and they say can i get more fuck off knock it off knock it off knock it off when they're like show me more they're like give me more so

hot like oh my god i want to see more no no no no it's the greediest most disgusting so we want to bring this up because so many girls have written in and a lot of girls if you're in the beginning stages specifically with a guy, you don't know how to basically tell him to fuck off in a way that's not going to be like make you guys stop talking. Yeah. Because I think that the issue with men is that men are disgusting all the time. No, I'm just kidding. But when men get a taste of something, they always want more.

When they get a taste of anything sexual, they're like, give me more. And the issue here is too many girls feel like they need to give him more or else he's going to get disinterested. Yes. All of you are like, well, fuck, you're feeling that pressure. You sent it. You're like, God damn, I felt like that was such a good nude. And it's like he didn't even take a second to appreciate it. And now he wants more.

But if I don't send more, is he going to go and get more from another bitch? Or like, is he going to get disinterested and he's going to be over it? And I'm not going to be slutty enough. Like what's going to happen. Ladies, ladies,

ladies. That's why you have call her daddy. Listen, I now in my old age, old age, old geezer fucking croaking out at any moment in front of me. Heading towards the light. Heading towards the three zero number in a few years.

If a guy did this to me now, he would get blocked. Blocked immediately. And people think like I'm being dramatic. No, I know. I promise you if I sent a nude to a guy and he said hot give me more send me more the text would show up green the next time he texted me you know what i'm saying and that is why we love you so but when i was younger yes i was prone to wanting to you know shell them out yeah just keep fucking hitting them with more and so i understand like some

girls listening are like how should i respond yeah so if you don't have if you really really like this guy and you don't want to block him yeah this is how you should respond alex give them an idea alex is like you sent him a photo with your legs in stirrups, essentially, with your pussy out. You're like, you take this to a level he's never seen. No. Okay, here's a couple text messages because Call Her Daddy, we're always giving you actual lines you can say. My go-to, Sophia would block him. My go-to is always, whether this is Snapchat or this is via texting, leave them on read.

Completely just leave. Great. That's completely just leave like let them see that you read them asking for more and you're not answering my other go-to would probably if they if it's via text message that they're asking for it girls you should double tap his request for more and press the haha option so you're like laughing at him asking for more and making him feel so stupid make this man feel so pathetic for not appreciating what what he got another one is my classic would just be like a little just lol relax or like lol calm down yeah um or you could be a little bit more flirty and be like lol you're gonna have to work a bit harder for that yeah or maybe next time winky face yes maybe next time winky face the thing is is because i'm girls i'm gonna read you some that

milf hunter gave us because what i want everyone to focus on is like you need this is a perfect time to evaluate the man you're talking to because i think a lot of girls get so excited and like starry-eyed especially when you start sending nudes you like you're so excited for his answer and even if he gives you the shitty one sometimes girls just like brush it off and they're like okay well like maybe the next one he'll give me a good answer so I think one sign to look for is if a man becomes overly aggressive rude or disrespectful or even kind of like ghosts you and doesn't give you a great answer after you send him a nude and then he asks for more and you don't give him more, please do not ever speak or associate with these men ever again. Yes, yes. Like, you cannot, you have to understand that, like, this is a perfect opportunity for you actually to see this man's true color right if he is fucking giving you like attitude

when you're like oh like haha maybe next time fucking blocked ghost for me personally I think it's the biggest turn off me too me too and I think my next tip is also like girls you got to look inward and you got to think about like when you're feeling the pressure to send this next nude if you feel like you have to constantly throw the pussy at this man it means that you don't have the power and this is a huge sign that you need to evaluate reevaluate where you even are even if it's with a fuck buddy you we always say on caller daddy you always need to be the one controlling the situation and if you're like fuck if i don't send this he's not going to talk to me again right okay then you are not in control of the situation and you need to

like somehow figure out how to get that back this reminds me of a conversation i had with the guy i'm dating actually this is also this is exactly what he told me to not do is talk about our sex life, but that's okay. But I'm going to proceed to do that right now. He was telling me about, he was talking about a girl that was like the best sex ever. Right. That like he's ever had or something besides me, of course,

by the way. Of course. And you guys are wondering like, why the fuck is like a guy you're dating telling you that? Because Alex and I ask, we ask, we're manipulative about it. And we're are wondering, like, why the fuck is, like, a guy you're dating telling you that? Because Alex and I. We ask. We're manipulative about it. And we're also like, it's for call her daddy.

So you need to tell me. But it's like, it's like a little self-destructive. We get it out of them. Yeah. So he was telling me about this girl and he was like, she was just constantly wanting to fuck me. Like three times a day. Just like constant, constant, constant constant and i was sitting there and i was like at first like i got a little like the jealousy started to right in a little bit you know and i started to kind of feel like you know what like fuck this

girl she wants to fuck him three times a day i'm gonna fuck him five times a day you know like that was my initial reaction and then i was sitting there and i was like wait a second i don't have to no you don't i don't fucking have to no that's the difference between me and that girl is ask me if he even liked her no no he did not like her right she wanted more from him she wanted him to be like exclusive with her and so she was constantly throwing the pussy at him and she had to do that she had no power yes the only power she technically had was the pussy but the minute the pussy was gone yeah he was done he was done now however with you with me i could be like honey i just feel like it would be kind

of fun for us to try this thing where we like abstain from having sex for like a month. And he would like start crying and be so sad, but he would still be wrapped around my finger. Exactly. You know what I mean? Girls, that's what we're saying. Because I am in the driver's seat. And that's not something even to like, you're not bragging. You're just saying, I mean, you've been in relationships where you didn't have that but in this specific situation you've made sure to have the power

and that's what we're trying to tell the daddy game and you know to be honest i think the relationships that work the best are when the women have i agree i agree sorry i totally agree that's the thing girls it's like so when he he's asking you for more um milf hunter said you could take a step further and kind of make them feel insecure and question what they're gonna if you're like this via text and shit like this what are you gonna be like in person he had written some lines he was like oh are you gonna be that guy that's constantly asking for more in person too oh that's a good one and then he said if you want to try to turn it sexual girls and you don't want to be rude you could say shut up and tell me what you're gonna do with that like address my nude and tell me how you would fuck me kind of thing oh like start talking dirty

to me and like tell me what you would want to do yeah um i want to address something because i think that there are some girls listening and they're like they're a little bit confused about when this response could maybe be warranted okay like if you're sending the guy a picture of like your bra strap you know and then he's gonna be like can i get a little more yeah we're gonna be a to be a little. We can get. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like I kind of understand where he's coming from. Like he's trying to even understand what like the other part of your shoulder looks like. Yeah.

And I really do think there's girls listening that are like, oh yeah, like fuck him. And it's like, no, sweetheart, you're only showing him like you're like clavicle. Yeah. Like he can't. He wants to even see what even like a little hump in the boob would look like. Yes. But let me ask you this, Alex. Yeah.

Because I always like to challenge our ideas. If you sent him a picture of you in your bra and panties. Yeah. And he's like, can I get more? No. He's not allowed. It depends, though. Like, obviously.

Is this my boyfriend? Is this my ex-boyfriend who has literally fucked me sideways and upside down and he's seen my pussy literally the microscope that i'm like fine but if it's a new guy i'm talking to and he like that's the first time he's even seen me other than like in a bikini shot on my thotty instagram right yeah maybe i'm gonna be like fuck off guys it's it's all relative so if it's like one of the first few things you've sent him then you know he shouldn't be allowed if you guys have been dating for like a year yeah and he's like babe i'm horny can you just fucking spread the lips like show me the pussy you're like fine you know but yeah that

that's a great clarification sophia also this is a perfect time to throw the ball back in his court and be like fine why don't you send me something yeah let me see your dick yeah yeah let me find fine send me something and that's it i'm so glad you brought that up because men if you're listening i know we've said it but i'll just say it again when a woman sends you a nude you have such an opportunity to properly receive a nude in a way that will make her more likely and excited to send you more yes you can make this girl feel so fulfilled when she sends a nude in a way that will make her more likely and excited to send you more. Yes. You can make this girl feel so fulfilled when she sends a nude, even if it's an average nude or the girl, whatever it is, if you make her feel more appreciated and wanting, she's going to be more willing to send you more pictures and more, get more comfortable and even maybe send

a video or recording. But men need to be telling women how good they looked how badly you want them how much how turned on you are because even a fucking little fire emoji right if you stroke this girl's ego and like make her feel so sexy when she sends you something she is going to want to all of a sudden send you more and b make them even sluttier absolutely isn't that what we all want at the end of the day, gentlemen? We all want it. Gentlemen, I think we can agree. So ladies, don't feel pressured. Men, fucking shape up.

Your favorite time of the week and sin. Questions. Of the week. Of the week. Of the week. Of the week. And of the week. On the week. On the week. Question. We can't stop. okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna fucking kick it off because i need to just read this so that no one ever writes this in our dms ever fucking again and you already know what i'm gonna say

okay every single person their mother their grandma their father has written this into sophia and i and it seems to be such common knowledge everyone knows about it and since we haven't talked about it everyone wants us to talk about it so i'm just gonna fucking put this out in the world guys a way to catch a cheater is if you go into settings on their phone and then you go to privacy and then you go to location services and then system services and then significant locations it will show you places that the person has recently or used maps app to get to along with what day and time they were there so you can get your catch your man's or your girl in a lie okay we said it guys there you go guys we really appreciate when you when you guys are writing in tips,

especially to catch fucking cheaters or to get away with cheating. Absolutely. Whichever way you want to see it. But, like, the amount – I think that's the most common DM that we receive. I'm pretty sure there are viral videos about it. So I think that a lot of times we don't feel the need to address things that are such common knowledge. But now we've done it.

We've done it. No, don't ever DM me again. No. No, but – Geez jeez i get that dm once a day no but we have said so if you and i always say like that requires you to be in your partner's phone already to get into that and we've said it before but like i'm sorry but if i'm in my partner's phone that's not what i'm going to do like that might be like a little pit stop you know but like when if i got into my partner's phone like the first place i'm going are whatsapp photo album photo album um messages with his friends yeah um and then like looking at instagram dms and facebook messages and then looking at the sketchy app right and then maybe i'm going to location

services so i'm glad we got that out of the way. Because the thing is, is cheating a lot of times starts just conversation over the phone before he's like straight up at the bitch's house. Thank you. You know? Thank you. Okay. Great work.

I found this question very interesting. Okay. And it kind of has to do with nudes. Hello, daddies. Love you guys so much. Okay. So I don't know if this is weird or not, but sometimes when I masturbate, I look at my own nudes.

Is that weird? Like, I don't know what it is, but I take some pretty hot pics and like, I'm literally in my room touching myself to my own nudes, calling myself a slut. And I don't know if anyone else does this or not. Thanks guys. Um um i kind of love this wait this is actually i imagine kanye west does this for sure um and he's like literally like covering kim's face like not even looking at her okay Okay. I've actually never heard this. But okay. This is what I'm going to say because sometimes I'll be scrolling through pictures and if

I come across one of my own nudes. You get aroused. It's not so much. You start to actually masturbate wherever you are. You have to stop, drop, and masturbate. It's not so much that I'm like goddamn Sophia like look at that look at that rack on you and like that little pristine pussy and like that fucking ass like it's not like that right right but it's like that stop but what it is is it it's reminding me that I am a sexual creature

and it is reminding me of like what I probably would maybe look like when I'm getting when I'm getting fucked okay no I agree then it triggers like me starting to think about sex okay does that make sense yes let me tell you something okay I Alex has a shrine no i'm i'm gonna admit something so i talking to my ex again slim shady um i wanted to go back in our old conversations okay in our details and i had sent him videos of you know like me videos yes yes i understand and i wanted to look at those and see like what I had been sending him. Also, I was trying to save them so I could maybe send them to other guys. And I was watching these videos that I had sent him masturbating and I like got like turned on because I'm remembering that moment and how obviously I'm fucking masturbating.

I was horny. I was turned on. And so like I obviously channeled, oh, I was hornyny then now i'm horny and like watching myself yes yes we are on the same page i get it yeah it triggers your memory of like having sex and girls being sexual totally random but i was just thinking about that because i was making sure i did that too make sure if you are saving old videos and stuff you have to download an app to make sure that you change the date of the video because if the guy saved it it would have been he would have seen that from like 2018 2017 2016 okay i have a story that i want to quickly just read

we don't even have to respond to it other than saying this is the definition of exactly what sophia and i want you to do if you find out someone is cheating on you. Like, this girl played it perfectly, okay? Okay. Hey, guys, love your podcast. Y'all are great. Okay, so story time. So I dated this guy for six years, and about nine months ago, I found out that he was cheating on me.

His friend sent me a video of him catching my ex making out with his friend's girlfriend in my ex's truck so here's the kicker my ex had no idea that his friend was recording this and he had no idea that i knew anything so for the rest of the night i played it off acted normal and then the next morning when my ex left for work i sold all of the furniture packed up what and moved the fuck out i blocked him went full-on ghost with no explanation and to this day have never talked to him again he can't reach me tell me that's not exactly what you should do that that boom that mind fuck is the biggest mind fuck you can do to someone way bigger than yes it's beautiful beautiful she sold all the furniture i know i'm like oh my god that's like

a little gone girl it is but i kind of love it i'm i love it um okay here's this little so i started hooking up with this guy and we have been for a couple weeks. So a couple weeks she's been hooking up with this guy. I really want this into a relationship. I know it's been a short period of time and I'm not looking to rush it. But how do I do that without asking the question, so what are we? And scare him away. So I just got annoyed by this because I know you're saying that you don't want to rush it but you're literally three weeks in and you're already like i want a relationship wait they've been

dating for three weeks hooking up hooking up for three weeks not dating like hooking up for three weeks and this girl's like i want a relationship how do i do that and it's like and why are you getting clingy in the first fucking three weeks and she thinks that the move is to ask him no she's trying to figure out she doesn't want to verbatim say what are we but she's like how and i don't want to scare him away but like how do i basically move it towards a relationship without asking this question is i actually am like really really happy that you brought this up because i'm gonna to like go off for a second. Go ahead. I have had in-depth conversations with my guy about some of the girls he has dated.

And they all had something in common. And all of these girls wanted more from him um and they all wanted more from him without asking the what are we question which is exactly what this girl is dealing with okay and so they would do it and like they would tiptoe around it and that can come off even fucking worse and more embarrassing i agree like he said like a really common one was these girls would be like um you know am i allowed to like see other guys oh and it's like my and you know what he would say he would say yes oh you are yes absolutely absolutely they would that was like a really common one. Oh my God, that's so cringe. Or like, yeah, like, like ask him for, they would like ask him for permission. Like, do you think like I could like go to like Vegas?

Like there's like, you know, like something going on there. Like, would you be like comfortable with me doing that? And he's like, I don't give a fuck. Actually, that'd be great. So I can do something else with someone else this weekend. The thing is girls, there's no roundabout way to do it and and I do have to say like if I were you I would start trying even if you don't like as much the other guys I would try to start getting a few other people on your roster because I really do think that like you having this one guy and already being kind of really

into him like even if you don't say it your actions and like your aura and your energy is going to be so obvious that you're so into him. Yeah. And it's going to be kind of a turn off if he's not looking for something serious. Yes. And there's there's no faking it, girls. Like, no, no. Like you're secretly in love with him. But like, you're just going to like make little comments to him. You got to actually live it. No, actually go out there and start fucking guys no actually and then i think the only thing that you can do purposefully is just force yourself to be a slut i was gonna say be be shady but don't talk about it like yes kind of be going mia for periods of a time yes but then not fucking texting

him after at like six hours and be like i'm so sorry oh my gosh i know that's what i've done my entire life is I genuinely live it. Yes. I genuinely live it. So I would add one more person to your roster. Go on more dates even if you don't want to because that honestly will probably allow you to potentially even have a relationship with this guy. You trying to force it so early on, guys get freaked the fuck out.

And also, once again, he will make it known. Yes. Sorry. Yes. If he likes you, you'll know. Yes. So if he's not, he doesn't. At least it known. Yes. Sorry. Yes. If he likes you, you'll know. Yes. So if he's not, he doesn't. At least not yet.

Hey, daddies. I wanted to let you know that my roommate, a nurse at Children's Hospital, got put on paid leave at work for telling her co-worker, you should listen to the Call Her Daddy podcast. What? Someone, parenthesis snitch, called the anonymous hotline and reported it to HR, who took three and a half weeks to investigate the incident. Anyways, she just got back paid after they found out she didn't do anything wrong.

So on her behalf, thanks for the three and a half weeks of her paid vacation. We had a good time getting drunk together. Holy fucking shit. What? Okay. That's kind of amazing she got paid

and just didn't have to work for that long. That is actually unbelievable. Whoever this little snitch is calling the HR hotlineline fucking loser about call her daddy you literally have only done missionary with a micro dick and a sheet in between the two of you in between and literally every guy that fucks you complains that you're a dead fish in bed and you're the worst sex he's ever had go fuck yourself okay and that's that and that's it and thanks for listening to call her daddy but actually actually no thanks for listening because you obviously can't handle it you little jesus girl bitch girl you little bitch girl bitch girl

and not bitch in a cool way no fuck off wow you little squat fucking hoe ass bitch ass okay wow that's actually interesting because i've went about a hospital but very different okay okay i have a feeling it's gonna be disgusting no it's actually about sex so it's not about like anything like okay like cringy how we talk about like fucking eye sockets and shit okay let me tell you there is something about working in a hospital that really brings people together. I currently work as an ICU nurse in a big hospital, and there are a lot of really intense situations that we are constantly put in. And you get really close to the other members on your team who are going through what you're going through. And it's easy to bond over the intense moments when you're taking care of a really sick patient there is also a lot of jokes and laughs to keep each other sane between all the madness

anyways it was during one of these times that i met a doctor with whom i bonded immediately it soon progressed and we were having sex despite both being in committed relationships but oh my god it was the best sex of my life the best part was he introduced me to the kinkiest sex and it was so kinky everything from bdsm and toys to golden showers cup holding and semi-public sex but the kinkiest thing had to be seconds something i had never heard of until i met him he loves when my partner comes inside of me and then i meet up with him immediately afterwards and he cleans me up he eats out my cum he eats he eats out my cum covered pussy and licks and sucks every last drop of cum it's so bad and so good and i just ride his face until i come again

we've only been able to pull this off a couple times but it's so incredibly fun and yeah totally risky but so far i cannot seem to give him up love you guys i thought seconds was going to be like he just fucks her immediately after he wants to eat out her that um eating another guy's cum for men yeah for i would say the majority is kind of the most disgusting thing that they could ever do like a full he puts my ex to shame actually holy shit the thing is it's so interesting to me is like i obviously am like what you you watch um like grayomy or ER. Oh, Alex watches Grey's Anatomy. I've literally heard it from her room. For like eight hours straight.

But, and I've always like, okay, this can't be that real. But I do know people in the medical field. And it kind of can be so real that like people are constantly hooking up. And I can only imagine like, I'm not condoning cheating. But like, this is a situation where like i bet this is so hot because she goes to work and like has this doctor okay i was on board and i was like getting turned on listening to you tell the story until like that last little part right right but like oh my god do they like probably fucking like the residency rooms and shit yeah she said semi-public

sex golden showers cuckolding. Wow. So hot. I'm on board with half of that. So anyone working in a hospital, look for your man. Look for your doctor that's down to do all this stuff. Super exciting. Hot. Okay. This question I'm reading because I have the perfect fucking answer.

Oh. This guy wrote in. He said, I have been dating my girlfriend for over a year now and her favorite position is missionary which i love but it can get kind of boring is there anything else i can do in this position to spice it up yes i'm not gonna name names but a guy i've once or currently i'm having sex with maybe right now maybe seven years ago you don't know um he will do this thing or he did he did this thing where he grabs the fucking headboard with his hand and uses it to like thrust as like hard as he can and it kind of is the hottest thing in the entire world to be on your back and to look up and like for this guy's like forearm right like

bicep to be like flexing like holding the headboard like fucking you kind of in like a very animalistic like male way remember this is so embarrassing what the hell is the show with the vampires vampire diaries no oh twilight and i can't remember which book or which movie it was i think i read it in the book when he has sex with her and they go on the honeymoon and he like breaks the headboard in half and it's so hot it's so hot because it's like he just can't fucking help it there's something about the headboard i think that is really hot so men yeah do this because your girl's gonna freak out i also understand like um missionary she may like it but you could maybe raise yourself up off of missionary and like hold her hips right and keep fucking her like that and

like yes maybe it's not as missionary ish but like or even if you ask like if she'd be down like we've always said like put her legs over your shoulders you don't have to do that maybe try and like have her bend her knees and put the bottom of her feet on your chest yeah and like just do a couple of those while you're doing missionary to spice it up because i get it for men it can be boring if like they're doing that the whole time but obviously some men love it but that's a such a good one sophia can i ask you a question sure nope i'm actually not going to why well i was gonna ask like is there like one go-to position that your guy comes in for the like does he have one that he comes in for the

most part yeah interesting mine too oh we should maybe we should talk about that one day oh you know like there's i feel like for guys there's like a certain go-to position that is they can obviously come in any fucking position but they have like a go-to oh let's talk about maybe we'll talk about that next okay okay cool um okay i have one that's i want to hear your opinion okay okay okay daddy that's it for this week we love you love you love you long time leave us a rating and review yeah it really it means a lot and tell your friends about the podcast and let's get people pissed off let's get some controversy let's hopefully get sued and um yeah yeah we are shadow banned still so you can't find our instagram page we are going on

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