Call Her Daddy - 71- Floop's Fooglies

Episode Date: February 5, 2020

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy let's just do it let's just get into it oh my god hi guys we're excited we are like let's just start rolling can we tell them who we are quick oh yeah alex sofia call her daddy back at it again let's go let's go let's go okay Okay. So Sophia and I are so excited to record today. There's just so much drama going on. We're just going to get right fucking into it. Alex is dating a guy. Okay. We've talked about him. Yep. He is fucking other women. Yes. Alex already knows one of those women just DM to me. Yes. Screenshots of her conversation. Good morning everyone I still can't believe that but it's it's just so beautiful because I happen to be checking my dms I looked in my dms and there it is

screenshots of Slim Shady's conversation that is wild okay so if you guys quickly I'll just give you a recap if you guys remember the other episode I was telling you guys I went I visited Slim Shady aka my ex and when I was there I caught him in a lie about this girl that he was fucking he said he wasn't fucking her but he's fucking her of course he's fucking her he's always fucking someone wow so the girl found out I was there it was all this drama anyways she she just dm'd me and sent me pictures of their conversation that weekend when i was there and in true call her daddy fashion we are going to read them out loud it's like how would i hold out on the daddy gang and not okay first of all can i just say yes the girl sent the pictures and she titled the message dear side hoe dearest side she said dearest yeah classy i love that

so wow so she just said dearest side hoe and then slid in with two screenshots of her um text messages with slim shady that weekend and i just the love i have for this man you guys it's like these are the do go wrong of course there are side holes we don't need to worry about that it's like the way that he talks about me to this girl is just something that like every woman looks for everyone wants everyone is striving for this type of hashtag goals yeah let me read he's proud of alex okay he really is okay so she calls him out being like what the fuck your ex is with you i was supposed to come visit you that weekend and he goes fly my ex out that's hilarious um zinger he's like um no why would you think that and then she proceeds to be like honestly i don't know my friends listen to her podcast and follow her shit and apparently she posted

pictures at your house again i don't care but own it if it's true i like you and have fun and just want us to be honest with things get ready okay i don't need any stds because she's admittedly fucking like eight other dudes oh wait okay hold on i'm like oh fuck oh wait she said that you are fucking eight other dudes so she's reaching out kind of being like hey if you're fucking your ex with that call her daddy disgusting show just give me a heads up because i'm pretty sure she has an std why why would she think that i don't want to bring up things from the past because like i want to support you in this okay and that's not okay to say however i believe it was two episodes ago we both confessed that we had had chlamydia among other things i'm like i'm over here like hey like why is she saying that about me you're like she is slut shaming

and two episodes ago we're like chlamydia we both had it we might have other shit who knows so like so for her to um make the assumption that i have std it's It's kind of, you can't be. Fair game. Fair game. Fair game. Fair game. Yes. And that's that. And that's the tease. Okay. So get ready for my ex's response. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. She doesn't have an STD. She has 70 STDs. She's a standup woman. No, he goes, this is like actually where i'm like is he okay okay he goes that's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard yes you can go take a bath lol i felt like shit all day and he's not a stupid guy like he told i was about to say is he off no he's good he's but but he does think that hot water and like a bath bomb and like bubbles gets rid of an std honestly hey whatever does the trick but like so yeah he's

full-blown being like yeah go take a bath so he's kind of confirming like yeah she's nasty yeah i'm like oh so like a baller she didn that. Neither would I. So like shout out to you, girl, for not fucking answering that bullshit. She's probably like, take a bath. Do I have gonorrhea or chlamydia? What the fuck? This guy thinks taking a bath gets rid of STDs. That means God knows what he's giving me. See, that's the thing about our show is if you do listen and then you realize you're

fucking the same guys as us, like I'm talking about the Canadian. I'm talking about Slim Shady. I'm sure she's concerned yeah understandably he then goes on to text her the next day oh he hit her with a double because i think he was like oh she didn't love the bath comment and i understand this is where the man i used to love and am falling back in love with hits me again with the shit. I just, just get ready, Sophia. I don't know why we laugh. I don't know. It's through the tears.

He goes like this. You never even told me where you went for the weekend. LOL. went for the weekend lol but trust me when i say that i want nothing to do with my ex and have wanted nothing to do with her and the wretched show of hers for the last two years baby i love you so much shout out if you're listening wretched the thing that sucks though is like i i bet he's like ashamed of who you are and everything you know no no because i kind of expected it like i'm not gonna lie i know your suit man is like more um appropriated i'm not gonna lie i wasn't excited to meet his mom and say i have a show that i talk about sucking dick yes that's the

kind of so I'm not surprised by the text but I just had to read that for you guys because I was fucking dying I ended up sending them to him because like I couldn't not and I was like hey babe like got a lovely dm today from your girl and he was just he just called me and was like are you okay like are we okay and I was like I'm great like my ratchet show and I am fully aware of what I do for a living thank you so no it was all good but I just thought that was really funny I'm like how the coincidence of me opening my dms having that from her and I'm like shout out shout out this shit is too good so that's my update guys Sophia has some updates okay she's just hiding in the

bushes I'm not hiding I'm not hiding it's just obviously my life has drama so naturally even though I'm in a very stable healthy relationship because it's with me and I'm involved there's gonna be drama you know so there's there's a couple things going on but there's one thing I wanted to bring up because I feel like so many girls will be able to relate love that the man I'm dating is older that's number one he is 60 and about to croak and if you didn't think Sophia was in that shit for the money guys I found him at Mount Sinai and I helped him with his walker back to his car. Anyway, no, he's 10, 10 years older. So we were away for the weekend and it was like a kind of networking work event thing.

Okay. And I got hammered. Yeah. Guys, I understand that in a situation like that, I should not be drinking too much In my defense Our job is different than others Okay He's there to network You're there to get hammered and do something stupid

So you can talk about it on the podcast I'm there to sit on the sidelines and be like Network Network Yeah we don't need to fucking network No but A lot of people were getting trashed Okay

Like it was wild Yes So He doesn't drink He doesn't drink i am drinking absolutely one two three top it off with the fourth hit him with the five come back hit him with the seventh and round off back hands bring it to the tens so i'm a little bit intoxicated it's like I'm just like a little buzz.

I'm hammered blackout. But also. Stomach pump. Three drinks in. Don't try to. No, I'm just trying to. I'm trying to like prove a point. Not prove a point.

Justify it. Point something out. If you are sober. Yeah. Someone three or four drinks in. You're like, oh, like they're like feeling it. Whereas if you're hanging out with someone that's like two drinks in you're like oh like they're like feeling it whereas if you're hanging out with someone that's like two drinks in they don't feel in my in my past life which was two

years ago me having four drinks was like oh the night is getting started absolutely you know what i mean your ex would be on like 19 drugs literally sniffing aerosol cans in the corner like shrooms acid coke and then maybe a little dmt i don't know like whatever and that's just starting the night and people think i'm kidding but like she's not and so starting the night ever with now a guy that you are seeing that does not drink a sip of alcohol when you're out obviously your level of intoxication is going to be heightened because he's so sober so i can see that obviously being an issue especially for you and you know what he was sitting next to me and there was this like drop dead gorgeous girl that was like sitting a few tables down from us it wasn't you alex okay just fucking stop how dare she was way hotter than just stop alex

it literally was not even close to me just tell me okay i turned to him and i was like suit man mr sue mr sue mr sue can you please not check out girls in front of me it's disrespectful and it bothers me also behind the girl's head is like the dj and like literally this is the thing he turned to me and he was like you always pick a fight with me when you've been drinking and a fight ensues as i'm sure you guys were already assuming that would happen because when he came to me and he was like, you always try to pick a fight. Of course, I was like, no, I don't. No, I don't. You have a wandering eye and it's disgusting.

Go fuck her and I will go to the bar and have three more shots. Okay? And go find myself some eye candy. Good night. Let's just both check out everybody. Let's do a lap. Come on together. A mile.

The thing is, is I think so many girls can relate to this. There is something about drinking that you just all of a sudden, all of those things that have been in the back of your mind, you're like, oh, they're coming to the surface. Dude, we go back to the room. Yes. I'm calming down, but I'm still a little bit intoxicated. Okay. He is sober.

Yes. We start talking about the argument. And I said something that I regret to this day. Okay. It's not going to sound like a big deal, but I was like, you know what? Maybe we just shouldn't be together. Maybe it just doesn't make sense maybe we're just different people maybe it's just not working out yeah maybe I love how I say maybe maybe like maybe it's just not for the best who knows and he was like are you saying you want to break up are you threatening

to break up with me and I was like I don't know I don't know who knows and he's like well you're the one saying you're like i'm just putting it out there maybe so anyways i say that that little zinger and i turn and lay on my side and i'm like oof got him with that one i'm gonna go to bed he can sit there and think about it the next five minutes go by he is so fucking upset oh god like so upset with me okay to a point that like i genuinely felt really really bad and i was like what's wrong like why are you so upset like what is the problem and he's like what are you talking about like we just broke up you're like and then i'm like what no I throw that around like it's a hello in the morning it's it's the issue is is you are in a healthy relationship right now everyone and

we all talk about we know about your ex-boyfriend Sophia and I when we lived in our old apartment she would come in and out of her room and every time she came in and out she was broken up then they were back together they were getting married they were broken up and hate each other blocked blocked so and it was so normal for you and your ex to be like we're fucking done oh my god every every single argument it was like we're done so now that you're in a healthy relationship it's so casual for you to say that you're used to it it kind of means nothing to you but to him yeah a normal human like a very stable man hearing that from you he's like oh so we're done in my defense i am way better this time around than i was in my last relationship oh for sure but there are still moments like what

happened this past weekend that i'm having to be like sofia you're with a normal stable man now in a healthy relationship so let's like rewire that brain yeah times are trying let's go back i can tell you're fucking you're you're you're a mess you're struggling i can see it in your eyes can we just also give you a little round of applause because we always talk about being crazy but when you came to him and you're like maybe we should break up i don't know maybe this isn't gonna work you're being so manipulative because you're acting like you have all the power I don't know maybe I don't want this anymore yes and he's sitting there freaking out and it was pretty brilliant how you did and like you got

him so upset he lost his mind yes so I will say this if you want to lose don't use it yes but if you're gonna use it it actually makes sense to use it sparingly so when you do throw around the breakup it is like it fucking hits him hard it his achilles heel and he doesn't even know what to do an electrocution to the heart yes right in front of your eyes let's move on there was a detail alex missed yeah on her vacation to see Slim Shady yes I obviously I ran out of time to tell you guys everything about last week and this had actually nothing to do with him it had to do with me being a psycho when he left the home which probably all of it is I know I'm like god damn it this one this one was me, guys. This one was me. Oh, this one was too.

When he left the house, I naturally, instead of just relaxing, reclining, watching TV, I got up and checked all rooms. Every cabinet. Every drawer. Every nook. Closet under the bed. The nooks, the crannies. I got them all. So I went into his desk drawer. what did i find condoms i'm like hey who's he using

those on he doesn't use those on me um there was one box of condoms and there was a strip the strip of condoms was out of the box but they were all attached still okay and i looked at the box i held it in front of my head and it said pack of 10 and i said let me just do a little one two three four five six seven eight nine yeah let me count again one two three four five six seven eight nine oh my god i would get ocd i would count like 17 times there was one condonium missing and you know it was kind of a moment where i was like i need to tell the daddy gang this because slim shady and i are very open about we are having sex with other people hence the girl i was just talking about earlier like we are both saying we're fucking other people um we have preferred that we each use condoms when we're doing that

um since we're not using condoms together so this was a moment that you were actually proud i was like slim shady baby everything you've done so far i forgive and forget because you're using condoms practicing safe right right granted you know he could have used one and then the rest he raw dogged. But I'm just trying to make myself feel better because I don't want to go get tested. I'm just kidding. So, fuck. So, I realize in that moment that this is going to be maybe a little bit rare for girls. But if you want to catch on to your man, if he still has the box of condoms in his drawer,

you could low-key take him out and count him and see if they match up with the box because i was able to see one was right he's fucked one girl while he was there yeah or more but one with a condom yes so so for you guys like i kind of think that's a pretty good yeah well i think that if you are dating a guy and you guys have established that you shouldn't be hooking up with other people this is kind of like a little simple way to see like okay if his one of his condoms goes missing like he fucked right you know the thing that sucks is if they're the box isn't there then you won't know how many condoms were supposed to like yes yes i agree But you could look at the brand of the condom. Okay.

So let's say it's like Trojan mini size. I don't even think that's a thing. Probably is. Trojan skins. I think that's a type of condom. Trojan skinny. For his pencil dick. For your guy's big pencil dick.

You could look up and see the packaging that that type of condom comes in so yeah and then you could see how many come in each packaging and you could probably like figure it out so there if the box isn't there and then there if it comes in a pack of 10 yeah a pack of 15 and a pack of like 40 and he has like 17 you can probably assume that it was a pack of 40 and therefore he's had sex with over 20 women and you're fucked okay but you're not fucked because you won't have an s no totally be happy he has him in there because you can now start to kind of like fiddle around with it and see what he's up to yeah it's beautiful it's brilliant it is there was something that alex did in the bedroom the other night that she brought up to me and i was like that is super hot i want to tell a

daddy what it was i thought you're about to say because you kind of did say that sounds so stupid but i know it's hot that's how no that's how it really was okay yes yes this is so lame but like living for it it sounds like it's fucking stupid because it's and it is, but it's not. It is, but it's the hottest thing. Just fucking tell him what it is. Okay, listen. Okay. How this all began in my mind was because everyone starts hooking up and having sex

and foreplay in the same way. You either slap her pussy, you go down, you lick it, or she goes down, sucks your dick, and then you start fucking. So Alex starts sexing and very, no, what it is is there's like a routine. I've even noticed it with Soupman that like we've fallen into this routine where it's like, all right, we go to the bedroom, enter make out. We make out and then enter stage left he does put his hand on my pussy and then he will take me to the bed and then pause and then continue and then he'll put the hand inside the pussy and then i'll grab him like it just yes sex starts out the same way every single time so i had this come to jesus moment when i was visiting Slim Shady and I did something

a little different to initiate sex. What did you do? We were hooking up in the kitchen. Things were getting hot and heavy and I led him into the bedroom. I got onto the bed first and I got on my knees. Not to give a blowjob, folks. Not to give a blowjob. Shocker.

Shocker. Okay. Okay. No, what I did is I got on my knees like standing On my knees so like my body is straight Up on my knees okay My pelvis is a little forward so I'm Like stabilizing myself my Knees are about like shoulder width apart okay

I tell him As he comes into the room because he's probably like what is she Doing I say come here so Naturally he gets onto the bed and he too Gets on his knees right and comes Up close to me. Okay. He's not going to like lay down.

He's going to obviously mimic my behavior. He's like, Alex, you're usually on your knees on the floor when you give me the blow job. I'm confused. Do I stand on the bed? Do I stand? What do I do? On the headboard? How does this work?

No. So. Okay. So now we're both on our knees. You guys. Facing each other. Both facing each other. Yes. your bodies are

touching you're both standing up on your knees pelvic bone is on each of you thrusted forward and you're making out boom thank you i didn't even say we were making out but yes that was the next step well i would hope you were you know we're just talking yeah through okay there's a lot going on so the point i'm it sounds fucking dumb okay thank you i i'm sorry it sounds so stupid but but when i tell you that when slim shady and i got into this position number one i think he was a little taken aback because we had never started sex like this so he was kind of like what the fuck is going on yes number two as we started making out in this position i obviously took things to the next level I reached

down I started giving him a hand job he took the cue and he started fingering me so we are like basically standing on our knees right there and we are getting each other off there was something so hot about this form of foreplay because not only was it different but there was a sense of like what the fuck is gonna happen next yes i i know this sounds dumb it sounds so fucking stupid well and i'm ashamed about what i'm about to say okay but it's kind of like a scene from a movie you're really trying to fuck me over here you're like alex is in casablanca. No, I'm dead serious. It's like there is something about starting the hookup out, standing on the knees on the bed. It's just sexy.

Well, and also because I think it sounds, at first it sounds juvenile because I could low-key see this being in like 13 going on 30. Totally. And she gets on the bed and she's like, are we going to have this going on? I agree. Like, are we having sex? But what I'm telling you is like there was something about one us being in that different position when I was jacking him off because again usually I'm not really just solely giving hand jobs him fingering me it also elongated the foreplay

and then when I told you that there was a sense of not knowing what was gonna happen I get it because you guys are both touching each other and you're obviously not gonna have sex in that position so it's kind of like yeah is he gonna push me down yes and i push him down and suck his dick and so imagine my right hand is like around his neck grabbing him my left hand is on his dick he's fingering me touching my tits also this is a great position he was grabbing my ass and the way i was on my knees my ass was like feeling great because it was a little clenched and it felt nice so also in this position as we are so close breathing making out I start talking dirty to him and we're sitting there for I would say this went on for about like four to five minutes finally he pushed me down and he went down and started eating me out men

if I could give you one pro fucking tip think about it i just been getting fingered and my clit rubbed for five minutes and then he shoves me down and goes down and starts eating me out i absolutely had a great orgasm that time we had sex because i had a long foreplay opportunity everything was being stimulated yes and it was just it was fucking awesome yes so i think that the the point is guys try this if you want to spice up the way you're starting sex get on your fucking knees you whores i love it and get them on the bed and like get your body touching and be fucking hot it's great i hate the word i don't know what else to say but it's i'm on board

side note i've been having orgasms by getting fingered a lot lately. I have been craving getting fingered actually recently. No, there's something about. Like I kind of go through phases like oral, sex, whatever. But right now it's all about getting fingered. Isn't that so interesting? And even if the guy you're hooking up with is really good at eating out, there's just something different about a guy fingering you. It is.

And it's just such a beautiful moment. So men, keep that in mind too it's not always about what you're doing when you're licking the pussy yeah kind of how we talked about the other day a hand job and a blow job go together when a guy is eating you out men i hope you know you should be fingering her while you're eating her out yes okay yes yes okay so valentine's day is coming up and i just want to. That just sounds like an ad. Wait, no. I just want to let everyone know that you are probably getting cheated on. Okay.

And I want to ruin everyone's fucking Valentine's Day. I even like, where are you going with this? This, you guys know I'm into like some kinky stuff. So is Alex. So are we all. We're all doing it. This type of kinky sex is actually really quite sad. Oh.

It's a sad type of role play. Oh. Let me explain. Okay. I was talking to my friend the other day, and she was talking about some kinky sex that she used to have with her ex-boyfriend. Okay. Gotta love it she told me that he was super into this role play of him and her hooking up okay and pretending that he was married and that the wife was gonna walk in on them any

second so he's dating my friend at the time it's his girlfriend right and he's like oh my god it's so hot to me if we have to pretend that like we're doing something that's fucked up that's forbidden and that like needs to be a secret and he's like pretending he's cheating on his wife with yes exactly and he's treating his girlfriend my friend like she's the side hoe like she's the mistress okay where i can is it kind of i can kind of see where that's hot i get that i think that there's something about we always talk about it they're forbidden sex the there's something so hot about like in a different way like slim shady and i keeping our sex a secret right now well not really because

i'm telling the world but but his identity like yeah there's something hot about that totally this situation it's hot that i if i say hot one more time i'm gonna end it is hot but there's something cool about nope cool's not the word there's something really erotic really spectacular really unbelievable about having sex and feeling this like forbidden naughty yes and the feeling of being naughty during sex is can get people off okay gets us off where does it get sad this is where it's fucked up beyond belief and so sad okay this guy that liked to do that role play with my friend okay full-blown was cheating on her okay oh fuck let's just like think about that for one second fucking motherfucker what a motherfucker what a fucking asshole so what happened was my friend started to get like a sneaking suspicion that he was cheating on her okay but she wasn't sure so they were still having sex

and she was still doing this role play and she was like but after like a few weeks of it when i really started to feel like there was something shady going on and he was cheating on me the role play got harder and harder to do oh can you imagine that she is sitting there she is sitting there having to pretend that she is the side hoe and his wife would walk in which also doesn't make sense because why wasn't he doing that with the girl he was cheating on her way that is exactly what i was gonna say first and foremost this guy's a piece of fucking piece of shit piece of shit i am so confused because it's like listen we talk about cheating on call her daddy and do we condone it?

I don't know. But well, whatever. It's what you want to do with your life. However, for him to go and say he was fucking the girl, the side hoe and pretending his girlfriend was going to walk in. He can do whatever he wants to the side hoe to bring his girlfriend into this weird kink. Essentially, he's cheating on her and he's getting off about cheating with his girlfriend when she doesn't know right that is so

fucked up and so wrong to do to someone so he is cheating and then he's into this kinky shit and he is merging the two and he's incorporating his like kinky fetish into the cheating and the cheating is incorporated like oh my god it's fucked up and so i just wanted to point this out okay because geez how do we feel about cheating on call her daddy i don't know have i done it yes yes whatever if you're horny it doesn't count as cheating okay but i do think it is fucked up if you're in a relationship and your partner decides to explore some of like the kinky fetish stuff yeah with you for you to incorporate your fucking cheating ass into it absolutely this is a this is another example this will be super quick um my ex used to be into really kinky sex right and he told me that he would do threesomes and foursomes with his ex-girlfriend okay and he told me that one time there was an

instance where his girlfriend couldn't make it to she couldn't make it she couldn't make it to the foursome it was like a husband and wife and then him and his girlfriend they would all four okay and she was like obviously i don't feel comfortable with you doing that without me there yeah so like don't do it and the really fucked up thing is i think her kid got sick or something and she had to like watch her kid my piece of shit ex went on no to do the foursome which is now the threesome because his girlfriend couldn't make it and he started hooking up with them behind his girlfriend's back and it's just like the fact that you were dating a girl who was so open and so cool to like do kinky shit like threesomes and foursomes you should be respecting that holy shit to a t i'm so glad no that's such a good fucking example and i know the

two are seem different but the whole point is like if you are in a relationship where you are doing not normal just like normal basic ass sex where you're introducing these kinks or you're involving other people in the bedroom it is really fucked up to take advantage of that person's willingness to try things with you and to use it against them essentially for your ex it's like your your girlfriend was so down for threesomes and foursomes right you to betray like she asked you one time not to get a fucking in because her kid is like yes but you can't help but go and get fucked it's like yeah you got to be careful when you introduce these kings and we've always said it it's so fun and people always ask us how do i go about a threesome and it's like you got to be so fucking sure because the minute you open that door there's

room for both of those scenarios right i feel so fucking bad for your friend me too because well i mean it's her ex-boyfriend thank god but i guess girls or men if someone obviously out of random wants to have a kink about like a little cheating scandal maybe a little investigation station over there and it's like hey why are you randomly into cheating are you cheating yes and maybe it could kind of be a red flag if you know cheating is the only thing that makes them come. Or the idea of cheating. Yeah. Or the role play.

Yeah. You know? That could be a little something off. Who knows? Who knows? We're not really sure. Cheater be cheated on, bitches. Woo!

All right. We're going to put Slim Shady to the side. The Canadian got caught red-handed. You know, it's just too good. So the Canadian and I matched on Raya, just so you guys all know. So he's, like, in my messages. You met him on that dating app. Yeah, that dating app.

So I go, and I'm checking all my messages. And then I peek down, and the Canadian, something looks a little different about the Canadian and I realized that the Canadian changed his profile picture on his dating app and so naturally that gave me the little go ahead to feel less guilty about the lies I've told him about because what does that mean if you're changing a profile picture on a dating app? He is trying to sling it and get it. And he's thinking, wow, this picture looks way better. Let me try this one. Maybe women will be more attracted to this one. Yes. So I realized in that moment that that motherfucker is very much so active

on his dating app, which is totally fine totally fine yeah why was i even logging in there to check what exactly but i wanted to bring this up because i was like girls or men if you're kind of in the beginning stages of talking to a guy you're trying to figure out like where you guys are at right you could if you did match on a dating app with him you could go back and you could look and see if he's adjusted any of his pictures it's that it's little but it's dead well it's a little bit it's a dead giveaway that he is like actively trying to get pussy absolutely and vice versa if you're a guy and you're talking to a girl and you go back to bumble and her profile picture

is different and all of a sudden you know the areola is almost out and she's in a little bikini absolutely she's not only active she is she's active activated activated activated and you should go get tested and then number two is if of course we always teach you guys like how to make people jealous and if you want to like fuck with them i mean sophia you had said to me like change your fucking profile picture so like girls or guys if you want to kind of fuck with the person yeah change change your main picture yeah and oh my god and if you're a girl and you change it to something like a little bit sluttier like maybe a bikini and then the whole fight can begin where if he confronts you then you're like well why were you back on

bumble thank you why were you looking and blah blah and it all begins yes i love it yes hey guys all right now we're going into a little thing i like to call questions no questions of the quick questions questions of the week i'm gonna keep it like minimal today so that people can get like a little bit of the questions but like we're not also like rocking people's fucking worlds thank you okay this is a really interesting question i know sophie and i openly talk about therapy and this girl wrote in which i thought was interesting and she said alex i have a more personal question that i didn't want to say in the comments i was wondering if you talk to your therapist about smoking weed i have seen a therapist since i was a kid and kind of stopped

going the past year or so. I like to enjoy a hit before bed and I think weed is a big part of it. Oh, I thought they were going to say a hit before therapy. I was going to be like, oh. I like to enjoy a hit before bed and I think weed is a big part of my life. However, I don't know if I would want to discuss weed with them or not. Do I want them to perceive me differently slash negatively? Thank you. Have a great night. What what an amazing question such a good question because we talked about this

literally yes okay so i brought i wanted to bring this up because i had the same thought i was trying to explain to my therapist something about slim shady and i was trying to explain that something happened because we were both high and i was like it had a very it really had to do with the story like she needed to know we were high or else she was like what the fuck is wrong with you right so I ended up just being like yeah and like he smokes weed and I smoke weed when I'm with him whatever and she was like okay like and then I realized I talked to Sophia about it and I don't understand why I'm so nervous about my therapist judging me. Right. That's the complete opposite of what they do.

Are you kind of new to therapy? Yes. I've been going to therapy since my mom pushed me out of her vagina. Like from the very beginning. Right. Right. So I don't know if maybe that's why, but I tell my therapist every single fucking detail about everything.

I'm like, I tried this drug at this age. I did this last night. I had this much to do. Like, I over. But there's no such thing as over sharing. No, there's not. Listen, you are paying this person to make you better. You're right.

So, like, what is helpful about holding things back? Exactly. That's what I was going to say, girl girl because I literally had to have Sophia tell me that because I grew up with my mom being a psychologist and I realized I think at first I would use right so like I obviously will cater things a little bit different like I'll tell my mom like a blow job equals a makeout when I tell my mom or like like I got fingered and like he felt me up like I shift things a little bit so I didn't wouldn't tell my mom the full truth so I think that that was my form of therapy my whole life and now that I'm seeing a therapist I started seeing myself doing that and I was afraid this is what happened the other week I told Sophia I was afraid um I left the therapy session and I lied

to my therapist about a blow job yeah I remember made out and I came home like I didn't tell her I gave him a blow job and she's like why I'm like I don't know and And I came home like, I didn't tell her I gave him a blowjob. And she's like, why? I'm like, I don't know. And then I went back and I told her. You're allowed to get a blowjob. Right. Your therapist isn't going to be like, ooh, slut. So, but I wanted to open up to you about that because you can absolutely tell your therapist that you smoke weed.

And I get if you've been seeing her since you were young, maybe it like is a little different. You're like nervous because she's kind of like grown up with you absolutely tell her you could tell her you fucking fucked 10 dudes and she's gonna you can tell her you shot up heroin yeah and had a train ran on you it's therapy so if he's like i literally do it all the time you know what i always think about i'm like there's got to be patients in here that are like a little worse you know i agree i agree but low-key but like i'm like the worst okay okay hey daddy i have a way to check if your man is where he says he is without looking crazy oh if he says he's working late and you don't buy it, order him food and have it delivered to his work.

Yes, it may cost you 20 bucks, but you'll either have a delivery confirmation or a notification that no one was there. If he actually was working late, you look like a sweet, thoughtful, supportive girlfriend. If he wasn't, you'll know something is up. I've done this many times and it works like a charm. Love you, daddy. Wait, that is, I mean, come on on the show you're a fucking true daddy every time we talk about catching your man it's like you're gonna look crazy right there's never been like a innocent this is brilliant how brilliant i'm shocked right now how have we not thought about i i don't know

i'm i'm like i'm shocked right i'm really really shocked because there's no way you can look back. You know what? Suit man has done this to you before and offered to get us like sugar fish. Maybe he's literally been doing that. And he's a genius. And that was like in the early stages when he probably thought I was being a little shader shader. We I fucking love this.

And that is like one of the best tips you've ever given us. Daddy gang. So thank you. I'm going to absolutely start the best tips you've ever given us, Daddy King. So thank you. I'm going to absolutely start doing that. Smart. OK, this girl wrote in. Hi, can you guys please talk about women and not getting wet during sex? I've talked about it with so many of my friends. And sometimes we have a hard time getting ready for sex and getting wet. Like we're in our 20s. We're not some old hags. And I want to know if this is a common common phenomenon or if me and my friends are just fucking weird please shed some light okay i am so happy you brought this up because first of all this has a lot to do with hormones and i remember first of all birth control can

seriously affect this and i went through this at one point where i was like this is miserable i am the sahara motherfucking desert and like i don't need this but if that is the case and you aren't on birth control and you're embarrassed about it i kind of think that men are so stupid literally blame it on birth control be like i am like my birth control has been fucking with me and then introduce lube into the bedroom because that a guy the minute you birth control, men fucking know that shit is like all over the place. And there's like, you can blame like something horrible and it'd be like, oh, it's because my birth control.

And he's like, okay, dope. That's a really good point because I instinctively was going to be like, just use fucking lube. But sometimes you like need to tell the guy something or else he gets insecure. Yeah. And he's kind of like, why don't you ever get wet? Just literally blame it on birth control, even if you're not on birth control. Right. Boom.

Also, sometimes I don't get as wet just depending on what time of the month. Same. Same. You know. That's actually such a good point too. Yeah. But no, you're not alone. Okay.

Hi, daddies. I signed up for mygirlfund.com where you sell your nudes. We did tell girls to do that and i've made so much money from it but the funny thing is is i'm not selling my own nudes i find i find pictures and videos online of other girls without showing the face so i'm basically scamming these dudes i love it but i also have a serious boyfriend we live together and i've been together for about three years and we're probably getting engaged soon do i tell him what i'm doing online or should i keep it a secret since it's not my own pictures thanks okay this is the thing you're not doing anything wrong. You're scheming.

No, no, no. Well, you're not doing anything wrong in the sense of like you're not cheating on your boyfriend. Right. But this is one of those situations where it's like I kind of feel like telling him is better because me too. For some reason, he finds this account and he doesn't understand that it's not your nudes or he's confused like that is gonna be like an end of your fucking potential engagement as opposed to being like babe and then like kind of like somehow figuring out a joking way even if you lie and be like my friend is doing this i want to try it like i'm gonna try it you want to do it with me

well she should just tell him like i need money and i'm like thinking it you want to do it with me well she should just tell him like I need money and I'm like thinking about different ways to do it and I'm just gonna like con these guys like do you want to do it with me yeah and then I was thinking also I'm just gonna be finding other girls nudes I'm not using mine obviously and include him in it and then if he still has an issue with it I don't really get why he would because you're literally not using your own nudes but I could see you interacting with men could maybe be bothering him but if i think it's you should tell him right because the secret is what's gonna piss him i cannot believe we just said that because it's like we are really growing literally last year you and i would have been like keep it a fucking well if she was selling

her own new oh yeah keep it a secret but it's yeah that's actually yeah but like since it's secret. But it's, yeah, that's actually, yeah. But like, since it's not yours, you can like tell them. Yes. Hey, daddy's question. Fact, question mark. Women who wear cheetah print, no matter the clothing or amount, are trying to get ass. Oh my God, I think I've read this. Side note, I need a date to a wedding and our heights work perfect for you to wear one inch heels. It's my best friend and I set them up back in college when he came for a weekend.

Two years later, they're engaged and the wedding is in July. Is this English? Cheetah print girls want to get fucked also one inch heels. For who? Where? What? Johnny Tushin? Wait, what? christian what the fuck

should i reread it wait i'm confused women who wear cheetah print no matter the clothing or amount are trying to get ass i have worn cheetah before do i want to get fucked absolutely but am i when i put that on do i think well actually i think like every time i put on cheetah print i do feel a little you feel a little more wild there is something about cheetah or leopard print yeah like a girl is just kind of thinking in her mind like because i do think yeah and i do think a lot of times because i'll think like oh is this gonna look trashy yeah and trashy can kind of equate to me thinking oh are people gonna think i'm a slut yeah and like we know the answer but right and then i'm like oh they already think that so like putting this on

may heighten it but like i do kind of think that yeah there is something about it yes do it doesn't mean it doesn't girls are gonna write it and be like i literally wear it all the time and i don't want to get fucked like no we're like actually a fact yeah actually yeah that's yeah so okay so girls just know that if you're wearing that people think you want to get fucked dope dope dope dope dope okay daddy's wednesday you know it was fun we lived we loved we shared we fucked we got to the bottom of a lot of hard-hitting questions yeah and so if you guys could leave us a rating and review go follow us on instagram my instagram is alexandra cooper mine's sophia than f franklin with a y we may have a little a little something coming your way

something coming your way and you're swooping and the only way you'll know is from our personal account yeah you know you'll because people say we're not shadow banned but we are yeah but this specific announcement could be coming soon and like you really are not gonna expect it because we don't expect it but like just stay tuned out of nowhere yeah so just stay tuned because we have no idea what's happening but like it's happening yeah there's a trail follow it personal account and then you'll see and then you'll see soon anyway we love you guys so much sorry for that cryptic shit it will make sense soon we love you we love you love you we will see you next week bye daddy