Call Her Daddy - 74- It's Over

Episode Date: February 26, 2020

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy hey everybody it's call her daddy we're on the track this week and um smooth sailing from here on out just relax get a little cup of tea Maybe a hot toddy And get that honey down that throat baby Let's Let's cruise Let's cruise with Christian this week Christian

No Guys it's Alex and Sophia back at it again For another episode of Call Her Mother Fucking Dada So Sophia and I both went on trips this weekend Yeah Getting cummed inside. Okay, why are you dragging me into that?

Alex, you're getting filled full of cum. So are you. Yeah, so we both went on trips and I want to take this over. Okay. We're really, we're doing a 180 here. We're talking about the airport and airport etiquette. Something happened and I'm about to get so riled up. Okay, go.

And everyone, I need people to write in and tell me if I was in the right or if I was in the wrong. So I'm about to track this lady down and fucking tie her up. Oh, give her a little slash, bitch. Okay. All right. I am in line to go through the security checkpoint. Okay.

Okay. And I have clear in TSA. Okay. Because I'm that type of bitch. She's that bitch. TSA pre-check. Oh, fuck. I am in line and there's an older lady with her two daughters and they look like they

were like college age okay that has nothing it doesn't even matter it doesn't have anything to do with the story but they're in front of me okay one of the daughters crouches down and opens up her duffel bag and starts frantically looking for something i can only assume it was like her identification because you're about to see the tsa agent who's going to ask to see that. Got it. Love it. Okay. Okay. She's frantically looking for that. So I walk around her. As one should. Okay. I walk around this girl so that I can proceed because there's a TSA agent sitting there waiting for the next person to go through. When I do this, the mother turns around and at the top of her lungs is like, excuse me, you can wait a second.

Like so loud, so rude rude so mean and i in that moment i was so taken aback that i was like i genuinely questioned myself i was like wait am i supposed to wait for them to go through first like is that the airport etiquette no so i do wait two seconds she finds her id they go in front of me and then as we got to the front of the line, it became so clear to me. Fuck no, lady. That is not how that works. Absolutely fucking not. No, that is not what you're supposed to do.

If you are not ready to go to the TSA agent with all of your stuff. Then bye bye, bitch. I'm bypassing you. The people behind you need to bypass. You cannot hold up an entire line of people. And I'm pissed. Please tell me I'm not crazy. So let's move on to our next segment.

No. Please, sweetheart. I need you to tell me that I'm not crazy. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. And I'm going to tell you you're not crazy. No.

It is. Sophia's so upset. Dude, you're not fucking wrong. I absolutely would have done the same thing. This is the problem with people at airports. You can't hold up a line. You cannot hold up a line. Sweetheart, if you're not going 95 in that left lane, they get the fuck out of the left lane kind of vibe.

And I would understand it more if there were like a bunch of people in front of us that the TSA agent was working with, but the TSA agent was just sitting there. Okay. My question is this. Number one, was she ugly? Yes. She was a fucking two and that's why she was there on her knees looking through her luggage, looking for a dildo. Literally looking like she wanted dick in her mouth. Fucking whore. That's's what it Was that's what it was fucking Slut didn't even know how to take dick Here's the thing Sophia if you're that Girl your mom is a fucking slut And she has gotten

DP'd more times than I can count sweetheart You started as a fucking blowjob And that's that so you're just Great okay anyways back To the airport yes this is the thing Sophia My Question is what did you do because you know me like those are the moments i live for i would have turned around and like fucking titty slap that saggy ass bitch what did you do because i think that first i'll agree with

you yeah being in all seriousness i think i was at the airport too i had another situation happen that's not as traumatic as yours but like there's something about the airport that people are so on edge to get to the fucking plane and they've got 19 hours and it's like yeah they people like revert back to like their like childhood ways animalistic ways reptilian brain yeah so what did you do did you so at first I was this is like one of those instances that like later on when i was taking a shower that night i was like i would have fucking turned around i would have said this and like you know it was one of those things because at first i was so taken aback and she was so convincing and how rude she was to me that i was like

was that fucked up like you should i so i mute. Should I? So I was mute. But then once we got to the front of the line, the TSA agent, the mom was turned around talking to her daughters, and the TSA agent was still waiting. And I was like, you can go ahead. Oh, bitchy. But that's all I had in me. I wish I would have been more mean.

Oh, yeah. I feel like I would have come up with something really scary. But also the daughters were there and the whores like the whole issue it's like sucks when you have a whole family of whores in front of you you kind of feel bad you're like I'll give them a go okay I don't know what we're saying but no I think the airport is pathetic I think that you were in the right and I think that everyone in the airport needs to fuck off and if you ever see Sophia and I in the airport let us fucking pass well now I'm ready no yeah now I'm ready I'm like waiting for someone to try to say something rude to me like body up like chest up yeah so anyways if you're if you're in any line actually whatsoever and you don't have

your stuff ready then the person behind you can go ahead and also this is going to be two seconds but what I witnessed was there were these two grown-ass men with families and one was standing in zone two and one was standing in zone three ready to board and Mr. Henderson looked up at Mr. Scott and he said Mr. Scott what is your boarding pass say what zone are you and Mr. Scott was in the wrong zone and Mr. Henderson was like back it up Scott my family and I are ahead of you you're zone four buddy and they started getting in a full blown. The zones will really fucking get to people. People get so testy.

They do. And it's like, why? It's like, we're okay. We're all going to get on. Unless your flight, you are not allowed to act like a crazy person unless your flight is about to take off. And it's like a home alone moment where you are fucking booking it. Yes.

Okay, moving on. We usually don't talk about what's happening in pop culture the media but there is something we wanted to address because there is major major drama happening between jake paul and gg hadid jake paul did a tweet kind of talking shit on zayn, her boyfriend. And she clapped back and was like, LOL, because he doesn't, referring to Zayn, LOL, because he doesn't care to hang with you and your embarrassing crew of YouTube groupies. Home alone with his best friends like a respectful king, because he has me, sweetie. Unbothered by your irrelevant, ugly ass, go to bed. We want to talk about this because something really, really fucked up is going on. And what it is, is it's the fact that Gigi Hadid referred to her boyfriend Zayn as her respectful king.

We don't give a fuck about the Jake Paul. We don't give a fuck about the jake paul we don't give a fuck about the tween we are doing a psa right now right if you are the bitch out there gg i love you but i'm sorry if you're a girl in a relationship and you are referring to your boyfriend as your king my king knock it the fuck off get the fucking fucker fucking off. Knock it the fuck. Knock it the one. Knock it the two. Knock it the three.

Knock out. Punch down. Knock it off. First of all, my king. Disgusting. My prince. Disgusting. I'm done.

I'm done. My king. It is the same thing you and I were talking about the other day. When a girl is like, my man. Oh. My man. No. My man. Oh. Don't fuck with my man. This is the like, my man, my man, my man.

Oh, don't fuck with my man. This is the thing about my man. We're going to reel it back in. There is when girls refer to their boyfriend as my man. Horrifying. Disgusting. Stop. horrifying disgusting stop when they add the s or the z to the end my man my man my man you're gonna go fuck with my man you don't you don't talk to my man my man oh my man stop it stop

my king my prince my man my man my man knock it off you're never allowed to under any circumstances unless you're fucking megan markle and he's in fact a prince maybe yeah my prince because like he low-key is so then you can get away with it because it's funny and ironic at that point yeah aside from that no stop it mom can you imagine if i walked into like oh no actually you and you if you walked into the apartment and you're like oh god you're like you're like oh who did you go to that dinner with and i just said oh my man i would be like i would backflip off our balcony and never talk to you again guys it's just a little psa we can't't. Gigi. Gigi. The clap back was great. I think you're gorgeous.

But no. And there's just something about how they had broken up. And I feel like he doesn't even really like her. And then she's over here trying to claim him. Be like, my king. Yeah, absolutely don't refer to them as your king unless their track record is like 100%. You guys have never broken up. They've never been shady.

They've never hooked up with anyone. Because you just look stupid. My man's my king, my prince, my world. Even my up. They've never been shady. They've never hooked up with anyone. Because you just look stupid. My man's my king, my prince, my world. Even my world. My world. My universe. My moon, my sun, and my stars. My universe.

Wow. Well, that's fucking sad. Because please answer me this. What happens if he decides to cheat on your ass? Then what? Your universe is gone. your world has crumbled it seems logical reel it the fuck in no keeping everyone accountable here on call daddy in 2020 glad i got that off my chest i have another random thing i want to bring up okay it's a sketchy thing

okay classic okay but every daddy gang member i really want you to listen up quickly this will take two seconds it's a hack for you guys to be sketchy. So I was with a guy this past weekend, and I think that it's always good to not be concerned that if you are showing them something on your phone that they're going to see other guys texting you or vice versa. Guys, if you have your your phone you don't i'm sorry i'm still kind of getting over my cold when you hand your phone to a guy i would never hand my phone to a man reel it back okay but if you needed to for some reason if i showed him my

phone okay you're never handing over the phone okay god no that's not true sometimes you do you have a fucking boyfriend maybe no okay okay oh you're like oh you mean my man no you're never handing your phone to anyone if you show your phone to a guy you want to make sure that nothing Pops up on the phone So in the past we have said To put your shit on do not disturb And we have said to the ladies and the men Look for that little moon icon

In the top right hand corner Kate that's child's play I got a new hack bitches And people may know this but I wasn't So sure this past weekend When I was with this guy I went settings, I went to notifications on my iPhone, and I went to messages. And there are the notifications. It's like three options of banners.

So it will be on your front. When your phone is locked, the text will show up from someone. Then when your phone is open, it will be at the top of the screen. And then one other option. You turn all of them off. So, for example, I was sitting there with the guy. We were looking at Uber Eats on my phone. Don't worry, guys.

I did not pay. We were just looking, browsing. We're looking at Uber Eats, and I am carefree Carrie. Okay. Okay. I am scrolling with no care in the world because I knew that Jason. Is that a name? Jason?

I was going to say Jason and Chase. No, there's chasing someone. Jason. and chase no there's chasing someone jason i knew that jason todd robert and carl weren't gonna come up on my phone even though they were texting me i felt my phone vibrating which i could have turned that off too but i knew that i had no care in the world he wasn't gonna be able to see anyone was texting okay so you i think i just did a really bad job of explaining no no what you what you do is you turn off all notifications and so essentially you guys can sit there and you can act like a

princess or you can act like a saint and they don't see any anyone's texting you so i think that that's a very great way to stay not like to stay sketchy stay undetected undetected and i also think maybe like when you're when you are with the hookup, there are times that I would want him to see that someone's texting me. So evaluate your situation. But in this case, I think it was I really didn't want him to see that I had other guys texting me. I think it's really good you brought that up because people now know to look for the icon of the do not disturb. And this one is like this one you can really fly under the radar. Like it's like I don't have any text and then also it's great because what you can do is you leave your phone the slim shady always calls

me out for having my phone face down that's one thing that he thinks that is really bad about me yeah and I am sorry but it's a habit so now with all the notifications turned off it looks like I'm a full-blown loser if you click on my phone it says i don't have any text right really i could have right so it's good so you're never supposed to hand your phone over but if you need to for some reason then make sure to turn all the notifications off before you do yeah for at least text messaging whatsapp anything you're being shady yes boom and there are instances when you do have to hand your phone over like when please let me talk about the airport here we go whoa you're like a tsa woman i had to let's just say there was a lot of drama at the airport and i had to go back to customs to ask them about something when i was in mexico

okay i don't need to get into it but i had to okay Mexico oh I had accidentally left my cell phone in my purse and I left my purse with the guy I was with okay I ran to customs I frantically started looking for my phone I thought I had it on me it wasn't on me so I had the person at customs call my phone it rang the guy I was with was next to my bag that had my phone in it he grabbed my phone answered my cell phone was like hey is everything are you getting everything worked out okay in that instance he had my phone and he was alone with my phone but it's totally fine because when you answer a phone call it doesn't open your phone so you're fine idiot okay no what if he knew my password why the

fuck would he know your password okay no no wait no no hold on does he know your password no but listen wait no but listen does he know your path if i had no no if i had notifications he would still see that like carl peter and john were texting you dumb bitch yeah yeah but but but dumb no no no but if you now if you have okay i'm gonna be like there's not one there's not two there's not three but there are four men sliding in and i it's hard for me to believe you're not fucking one of them you're like it's work it's work you're like you don't have friends at work you're like you work with alex so how does that make sense no but so but do you see what i'm saying if you do have that okay so here we go so there would still be notification so if you have the notification thing you're good okay if it's

turned off then you're good unless this man has your fucking password which there was a little pink rose cheek that happened there and you got a little heated no no no i would never in a million years but has he maybe like looked over my shoulder and seen it seen the little one two seven eight i don't know have we ever talked about that if your phone is on the lock screen and if someone's finger is a little bit dirty you can literally see where they're typing in the code yes that's just something to look for I remember back in the day with my ex I would look at his iPad and I would tilt it a certain way and the light underneath this like one in the bathroom the light kind of like shined perfectly on the ipod wow i could see the marks oh and i would sit there for hours trying to figure it out gotta love it all right guys we

have um we have kind of the update of the century and we mean it for real okay everyone buckle up get your coffees get your vodkas. All right. This is Alex speaking. So last week, I explained a series of dates that I went on that were a disaster. One of them, I quickly explained that it was a man that I went on a date with. And 30 minutes into the date, he let me know that he was engaged. So lots of drama. I gave pretty vague details about this man said he went to Harvard said he like a couple little details that we were keeping him anonymous we

upload the episode the next day after the episode is released I'm going through my dms and I start to see a few girls sliding in questioning if it is blah blah blah right that i'm referring to right like in the subject line it had his name his name and they're like wait are you talking about blah blah and they go on to tell me that he did the same exact thing to them that they didn't know he was engaged that he either flew them out some of them he flew out some of them he just took on dates in the state that he was in for work so fucked and then they found out he was engaged after about six girls reached out to me guys i was like hold the fucking phone on call her daddy and sophia knows this well we can talk about it but on call her daddy

we we always tell girls that you should never reach out if you're the other woman yes and he ended up cheating on his girlfriend with you it's really not your place to reach out absolutely not however however in this instance because they were what about aren't they like they were scheduled to get married so I spoke to one of the scheduled. I scheduled. On their calendar. They were on schedule. So I spoke. Finally, I answered one of the girls who had also been in a similar situation to me.

And she explained to me that they were getting married in a month. Literally from now today, this date, they're getting married in March. She let me know that via their wedding registry is online it's both of their names there's pictures there's food there's all the they're getting married in a different country like there's all this shit going on so knowing that there is a girl that is about to walk down an aisle you week in a few weeks walk down the aisle and get married to a serial cheater right all of the call her daddy advice we've given kind of went out the window because this situation is very different yeah the reasons being a she's getting married to this guy

yeah if it's just like a girlfriend and a guy's dating it's kind of like yeah if they were just boyfriend and girlfriend i'd be like i'd whatever this guy cheats a bunch and like it's just like a girlfriend and a guy's dating, it's kind of like. Yeah. If they were just boyfriend and girlfriend, I'd be like, whatever. This guy cheats a bunch and like it's none of my fucking business. Right. I don't give a fuck. Right. But she's about to marry this guy. B, you had not one, not two, not three, but multiple women sliding in.

Yep. So, you know, this guy is just doing this like recklessly and consistently. And then also there was a the last point is there was a common theme that that the girls all talked about of how he talks so much shit about his fiance that pisses me off the most me too 100% talking shit about her why do you even bring her into it right so this is what fucking goes down I'm home I call Sophia I call my mom I talked to a couple of my friends and I'm like guys I am having like this moral fucking crisis. Do I reach out to this fiance woman or do I stay in my place and not tell her? And everyone on social media is telling me to tell her. Sophia says she thinks I should tell

her. My mom is like, Alex, you could literally change the trajectory of this girl's life as much as she's going to feel like it's a nightmare in the moment. You really are going to fucking save this girl from a lifetime of living with a guy that is actually a compulsive fucking liar and disgusting. So what do I do? You slide into her DM and you explain the whole situation. You were super nice about it and respectful and you told her. And the next step is Sophia and I were prepared that maybe this girl knew.

Maybe this girl knew. Maybe this girl knew. I thought for sure that he could not get away with that amount and that level of cheating without her knowing and that maybe she was just kind of in denial. Yeah, he's rich. Maybe she was like in it for the money. Didn't really give a fuck. Was a little in denial. Because we know that a lot of times when the other woman reaches out, the girl doesn't

believe. Right. Finally, I get a message back from the fiance and she was shocked she had no fucking clue guys no idea guys the fact that she was so blindsided broke my heart guy i was like there's no fucking way this girl doesn't have some idea she had no idea not a clue she was like what a fucking pig like yeah so after that happened Sophia and I went into a spiral of like men are not shit guys are like why do girls act so fucking crazy there you go there you go there is a perfect example of why

i act like a crazy bitch absolutely so much so that after this happened you guys i got off the phone with alex and i walked into suit man's bedroom and i was like wow suit man not wow because of the story like wow like so let me see your fucking phone what have you been doing you up to because you're not laying there all innocent like what are you doing he's like what he's like what happened you're like there is a man that just cheated on his fiance and his serial cheating and he's like what does that have to do with me you're like you're basically him you're a man you have a penis guys i hate to admit this i was like like, I was genuinely upset. Yeah. And genuinely felt as if Suitman had like fucked me over in some way. No, dude, I'm not going to lie.

I was kind of being a little awkward with the guys I talked to that night. I was like, you're just pissing me off. For what reason, babe? I'm like, just stop. Disgusting. So here, I mean, this whole situation is wild. It's wild. You can't make this up.

It feels like a fucking television show. The registry was taken down, right? So a couple hours after I told her, the wedding registry is taken down. Yeah. And can I ask you, Alex? Yeah. You single-handedly changed the trajectory of, like, five people's lives. How does that feel?

Thanks. Yeah. You're like, you fucked it all no I pretty much um put a stop to an entire wedding and everyone's flights are completely canceled now obviously I'm kidding it was his fault no no no his fault and his fault alone I'm glad you brought that up I think for a while I you saw me I was feeling kind of weird because I'm like I I believe I did the right thing but this this guy brought me into this situation which he's a fucking idiot right and can we just discuss that for two seconds because a part of me thinks that it was not just a coincidence that he decided to go on a date with a girl with that amount of followers and that reach and a

popular podcast and there wasn't some self-sabotage like why did he go on a date with you I was talking to my goddamn mother about that my mom said the same thing she was like I can't help but think the way that this man talks about his fiance to all of the girls now that you have these testimonials from all the other girls. And he said the same thing to you. It is one thing to go on a date with those girls though. Yes. But to go on a date with a girl of the Call Her Daddy podcast.

Right. This is the shit we talk about on a day-to-day basis. Yeah. I don't even fucking trust you. I don't trust you. I don't trust anyone anymore. It really, I do believe a sense of like Subconscious was trying to do something

Because clearly he was unhappy and I Think that going on that date with me Was like that final moment where he was Willing to risk it all and I think Subconsciously he kind of knew like well Fuck maybe she'll blow my shit up and Maybe I won't have to marry this girl Also cheating is so fucked up but like

If you do want to cheat we fully support You absolutely thing is is why couldn't You just cheat like a normal person and also cheating is so fucked up but like if you do want to cheat we fully support you absolutely thing is is why couldn't he just cheat like a normal person and not bring up the fact he was engaged wait right she i wouldn't have known maybe he thought like bringing it up right away could protect him in some way right no i don't know the bat he's a bad cheater he's not a slick cheater and he's not a respectful she's not a respectful and that we will not put up with this is one other detail that pisses sophie and i the fuck off why because we're so dumb and we ask the same question when he's on the date he's not wearing a ring because he's not married why do girls have to have an engagement ring to say hi i'm off the market

but men don't i didn't understand that until you broke that down for me 10 times like think about girls have to wear a ring the second they get engaged men don't men can keep fucking during their engagement that pretty much means men have a free pass to fuck anyone they want until they come here well not him the wedding's oh it's not a free pass no no no we're changing that no we are if you think i'm wearing a ring when i get averaged sadly mistaken so that is kind of the update guys fuck that guy honestly i'm kind of like it's yeah i don't feel bad for you you involved all these other people in your situation you brought us into it and therefore and i know this is not about me i mean i'm personally upset because i am too because now

my trust issues they were on the level they were at a level nine and because he decided to do this shit to his fiance now my trust issues are at a 20 right so you're fucking everyone up so thanks so thanks um with that being said Sophia and I trust issues up the wazoo can't even fucking believe one thing that comes out of a guy's mouth that has a penis I think 99% of women suffer from trust issues so do you and the thing is though with trust issues is once you have them they don't just like go away yes they're kind of perfect example me myself and Irene and by that I mean me Sophia hey Sophia with an f don't forget it don't get it twisted with soup man he is soup man soup man soup man i that's what it is for now

soup man soup he is so fucking good to me he's me wait no no i don't even know you're like i was about to be like i'm 100 positive that he is not shady and does not cheat on me but i'm kind of like but is he is he no he is he is but is he honest i don't know though can you hear this we're fucking okay no no no that was a great example yeah with suit man i know in the bottom of my heart in my logical thinking yeah he is really really good to me and does not disrespect me and does not cheat on me all those good things he's faithful whatever loyal but because of stories like this because of like my personal experiences that i've had in the past with other boyfriends i still act like a crazy bitch absolutely even though I'm with a normal healthy stable guy dude trust is treating me with love Sophia and it's so normal because

we've joked about how every girl goes and it's like I have trust issues and we joke about how it's like girl shut the fuck up don't say it out loud but we absolutely know that we all have trust issues if any little thing has happened to you you have trust issues yeah and I think it's normal that it is playing into your new relationship with suban and i have to say like because i was talking to sophia about this the other night currently being single i have a you rest easy no and it's it's kind of fucking true because i'm like I feel so bad for Sophia she comes home every night like I'm like wait maybe I'm gonna think about this no but I wanted to say because I've been in relationships I've been fucked over at times I've had rocky like sketchy moments with men being

fucking pieces of shit and of course one day I'll get into another relationship again but for right now with our show and you know like our careers and we have our own shit going on, I am, yes, able to rest my head easy on my pillow, knowing that no one is cheating on me and knowing that I'm not upsetting anyone by cheating on them. Like I feel great right now. That's so sad. Pretty much what we're saying is like, guys, if you want to avoid getting cheated on, stay single. No, literally.

That's literally what it is. No, and I don't want to sound heartless, but I mean, everyone out there that's in a relationship, I feel for you. And Sophia, I'm here every step of the way. And no, it fucking sucks. Yeah, it does. It does. So what we're trying to say is it's kind of just a race to who can cheat first It is

And win that race That's exactly what we wanted you to take from this fucking episode Cheater be cheated on win the race Cheat queen slay queen fuck queen And that's that for Call Her Daddy Alright Win that cheating race okay imagine if this girl would have cheated first she would be fine yesterday actually alex and i were

sitting there and alex for realsies asked me the following question sofia does sperm die once it hits the air it's a good question no I was gonna start making fun of you but I didn't know I didn't know 100% yeah I can't I know but I was sitting there and I was like how the fuck do the two of us have a podcast about sex and relationships and we don't know if sperm dies once it hits oxygen? How do we not know that? And we're talking to the masses about sex. That's scary. See, the thing is. I guess we're scary for other reasons, too. And the thing is, is sometimes I think it's better to live life in the unknown because

that way you can put it back inside of you. And I think it's dead. So I'm not going to get pregnant. And I put the come. Let me look it up. Everyone just the reason I was asked, we still don't know. The reason I was asking Sophia was because this past weekend I was having sex with one of the guys that I'm hooking up with and he had just come all over me.

OK. sex with one of the guys that I'm hooking up with and he had just come all over me okay and and um we you know how sometimes like a guy will literally just get like his dick will go small and will flop over and the sex is done this time specifically we were extremely horny and he stayed hard and he stayed hard after he ejaculated so my hand gravitated back towards his dick took his dick and stuck it back inside of me and there was definitely cum still on the wiener i think that's really sketchy i just looked it up okay sperm okay no oxygen does not kill sperm okay this is a myth that many people believe cough cough but it is not true once the sperm is dry it is dead and cannot travel to fertilize an egg sperm can live for three to five days if it is in a warm moist environment such as

the vagina or uterus of a woman or my belly or your belly button that's disgusting scoop it out stick it up in me. Well, so for all of you guys, cough, cough again, fucking athletes, let him come on your belly. Belly button. Cover your belly button. Keep it warm. Keep it warm and moist. Go into the restroom, scoop it out of your belly button, stick it up your vagina.

You get pregnant. You have an Adam baby, ATM baby. You're set for life. That's it. That's the show. We'll see you guys later. Welcome color daddy this week folks if this is your first time listening you're like what is wrong with these girls okay so that's really good to know the second point i want to bring up is going to be something that i think everyone is going to agree with in the world

and this is the least controversial thing we'll probably ever say on this podcast everyone can hold hands and be like this i agree alex why do i feel like you're being very condescending and i'm very scared i have this what you know me so well what ladies and gentlemen specifically ladies there is this thing that i truly wholeheartedly believe okay if you can get a guy that you're hooking up with to come inside your pussy you own his dick and i think that it is i am so wholeheartedly believe in this statement if you if if a girl has the power to look at a man when you're fucking and you tell him to come inside of you and he does and he doesn't freak out afterwards about like we need to go get plan b we need to run if you can get a fucking man to come inside your pussy you own that dick and i don't care what people say

i know it's fucking unhealthy i know the pregnancy rates are gonna skyrocket after this call her idea so i don't give a fuck i don't give a fuck okay men coming inside your pussy equals they fucking love your pussy and they love you they love you yeah i this is this is gonna come to a shock but i wholeheart of the girls if he comes inside of you and he starts freaking the fuck out has a meltdown is like i am dragging your ass to walgreens right now and getting you a gatorade you're gonna take the plan b in front of me we're never doing this again like how could we do this why would you let that happen you are at the bottom of the totem pole and he does not like you whatsoever bottom of the

barrel bottom of the barrel and i think that on this podcast i agree sophia we always say that you're just a hole and the thing though is is that if he doesn't come inside that hole then you're not his main bitch then he doesn't love you no no yeah we're all holes but what kind of hole are you are you a filled up hole or are you a sunken in not so filled up hole so if you're not then you're not shit so that's kind of like what we wanted to talk about because this is the thing coming in a girl's pussy for a man is their favorite way to come yes it just is it is 100 every single man on this planet exactly but guys are not going to risk that incredible amazing orgasm with any girl they're only going to risk it with a girl that yes they love and the thing i would argue absolutely the thing is is him coming inside

you doesn't necessarily mean like i'm willing to have a baby with this bitch but if he's got a lineup of women and you're the if he's got a lineup of women and you're the one he's coming inside of and getting that nut right up in that john he looks at you in a different way and he's a little bit clouded by the nut in that moment and he knows that ooh but I would risk it with her right now for the nut yeah and that means that you are a little fucking different than every other bitch he's talking to. You are the main hoe if you can get him to come in your pussy. And it sounds fucked up, but it's also kind of amazing. Tell me it's not kind of amazing.

It's amazing. It's like a sick. You will never feel as powerful as that moment. Right? You're like, I own this bitch. Come in this pussy, bitch. Bitch. I'm telling you, if you're having sex and you are trying to be sexy and he's about to

come and you're like, baby, just come in my pussy. Yeah, fill me up and if he stops thrusting and is like i wouldn't come in you if there is a fucking ak-47 put to my head then he you know where you think you're disgusting you kind of know where you stand on the totem pole and you're literally sinking at the bottom of the fucking ocean bitch okay okay so yeah i mean it sucks it's like reality hits you hard in these kind of moments And you're literally sinking at the bottom of the fucking ocean, bitch. Okay. Okay. So yeah, I mean, it sucks. It's like reality hits you hard in these kind of moments on Call Her Daddy where you're sitting there, you're eating your Twizzler and you're listening to us say this. You're like, oh fuck.

I did ask him to come and tie me and he literally told me to go fuck myself. He said he would rather die. He backhanded my head. Right. Yeah. So girls, if you want to try this out, this theory out, I think you absolutely should. The next time you're hooking up with your fuck buddy and you want to know how he feels about you, be like, babe, come in my pussy, come in my pussy. And if he does it, then you guys might have a serious future ahead of you.

And if not, then you need to kind of re-evaluate. Yeah. If he won't fill you up, then you're not going to feel fulfilled inside. And you need to re-evaluate. Yeah. If he won't fill you up, then you're not going to feel fulfilled inside. And you need to re-evaluate. I read some articles. If he won't fill up your pussy, think about the pussy as the cup. And if he won't fill your cup, then. Glass half full, glass half empty, and you're empty.

And Sophia and I are filled to the brim right now. I can still feel it coming out of me. Filled with cum. Okay. Guys, also use protection. Please use protection please don't get pregnant get on birth control all those good things holy fuck okay great great uh kick off to the episode no i literally read an article the other week and this woman was like call her daddy is dangerous and i was like we love a little wild But she was saying that She was saying that we're dangerous Because we tell people things

And sometimes our humor Can be lost on those And they don't know if we're serious or not But I'm dead ass serious I think sometimes It's because we have dry humor every once in a while But that wasn't dry humor, that was honesty It was honesty

But like, don't purposefully try to get pregnant right exactly there we go i absolutely have him come in your pussy have him come in your pussy don't get pregnant and that's up to you how you want to like figure that out yeah cool cool cool okay Okay. Questions of the week. Okay, guys. Questions of the week. Ow.

This is a little bit of a lengthy story, so I need everyone to just buckle in. Okay. But we just talked about trust issues and Lord Jesus Christ, Savior Mary and Josephine. Let's just go. Okay. Hey, fathers. So I just fucked an NBA player and I wasn't expecting this. He was visiting my city and hit me up.

My roommate hit up a teammate and came with so I didn't go alone. Her and her guy had a totally normal hookup, nothing like mine. We were eating dinner and his phone rang. He told me to shut the fuck up and stop eating he then answers his facetime and says hey baby i almost spit out my food this man was on a facetime with his girlfriend two feet from me he made up bullshit lies on the spot and hung up acting like nothing happened i asked him and he told me she was his baby mama and they're kind of engaged. Quotation marks. I had no idea. Even worse, the baby isn't born yet and this girl is pregnant.

He was so casual about it. So we still fucked. The second he came. This is where it gets really good. The second he came, he made me get up and go sit on the couch. He still hadn't cleaned up the cum or anything. And I'm ass naked on his couch. He then hurries and turns off all his lights, gets under the covers and FaceTimes his fiance again. Legit one second. He's balls deep in my pussy. And the next he's telling his pregnant girlfriend he's heading to bed and misses her.

He was winking and licking his lips at me on the phone. Then fucked me again after he hung up. So fucked up but it was low key a major turn on. Let me know your thoughts. Girlfriend I'm not even going to address the fact that you're a total homewrecker and this type of thing turns you on. That's fine. If that's your thing I'm not going to address the fact that you're a total homewrecker and this type of thing turns you on that's fine if that's your thing i'm not going to judge you whatever this is why this is why bitches are crazy we can end the fucking episode on this yes are you are you kidding me this is the thing is when people do the facetime alex tell me you haven't been in this situation when you've dated a guy

and when you get the FaceTime call at 3 a.m., you think everything's okay in the world. You're like, oh, baby, you're in your bed? Yes. Hello. There's something about the FaceTime that puts your mind at ease and I'm here to tell you

your mind should never be at ease. There is a girl sitting across from him with covered in his cum when he facetimes you on that quotation marks guy's trip so i'm never trusting men again i'm breaking up with suit man i'm over it i'm lesbian i'm done hold on i need i just need a little couple more minutes on this. Okay. The first thing, I always think it's so funny when we get questions and guys tell girls like, shut the fuck up. Like, I feel like we have a lot of girls and he told me to shut the fuck up.

Or like, remember a girl did something and he, he, yeah, he freaked out on her. Oh, when he was cheating or something. And she, I don't know. And he was like, just shut the fuck up so that isn't kind of the only people I think that's funny I'm like oh my god I love that number two I cannot imagine being on a date with a guy and when you were telling me that he got off the phone and was like that's my baby mama I thought like okay like he's but then he's like and we're like kind of engaged like i thought he was like we're not together but i'm respectful because it kind of sounds like this is low-key tristan thompson like tbt probably years ago then she goes back

and then she fucks him which you know again your decision yeah hopefully she i mean that also just goes to show that like these men don't even need to be like lying to their side hoes right that's have you ever though because like jokingly like i remember one of my boyfriends i used to make him i'd be like okay now show me the room oh my god i'm like show me under the bed thank you for bringing that up because 100 i'm like open the closet he's like baby you're crazy i'm like don't care but the thing is this i'll do it and i'll play it off like i just want to see the hotel room like oh my god you're staying at a marriott no way show me that room show me that bathroom show me that fucking mahogany night

stand he's like it's the same i'm like let me see like all marriott's are the same i'm like no no no no this one is just like, it takes the cake. Show me. So that is also just, okay. And then she's sitting over there. I mean, this is, I really. Alex, that is so fucking smart. Girls, ask him to show you the ins and outs of that room.

Ask him to take the phone out into the hallway, go up and down the hall. Dude. And then get back in bed okay this was a question from a girl that said question though when you guys hook up with guys do you really always call them babe or do you just say that on the podcast because you can't say their names to us because if you really do call all of the guys you hook up with babe wouldn't they think that that's weird like ew does she think we're dating already like clingy much I don't know

serious question though so that's a very interesting question because I feel like I've had a couple people dm us because I think in one episode we were like okay bitch if you're just starting to hook up with him and you're like hi baby like hi babe like it's way too. Like, it's way too like, oh, my God, you're acting like you're in a fucking relationship. And they're gonna be like, hey, stage five. Like, you're not supposed to use pet names. Right, right, right. What it is, is we use the word babe when we know for a fucking fact that we are in control of that relationship. Yeah.

That's when you can use it willy nilly whenever the hell you want. Absolutely. When you know that the guy holds the power and he's kind of using you for your pussy yeah if you hit him with like a baby i miss you honey sweetie yeah he might be like stage five clinger get the fuck get the fuck out yeah it's like a confidence thing that you have to know where you're at in the relationship right like for example with the canadian i use it extremely condescending i've heard you on facetime with him yeah you're like baby and he knows god damn well you're fucking you have him as baby number three in his phone because you hold all the power exactly so you have to just

like evaluate the situation if you're literally like waiting for this guy on saturday nights to text you then you're not fucking calling him babe and baby but like if you are the one that's like calling the shots and yes you can say that exactly that's it there you go okay so i don't know if it was last week but on one of our recent episodes a girl wrote in and she was like how can i read this guy's text messages without him knowing yes without him seeing that the message was open yeah and we came up with some really brilliant shit like turn his phone off and just say it malfunctioned throw his phone away yeah after you pretend that you thought it was yours like our answers were great but i had multiple people write in and i feel like i need to say we did have some i saw that too yeah and i think it's so smart i can't

believe we didn't say it. Yeah, me too. Listening to your current podcast, the question about blah, blah, blah. If a text comes through, you can go to the messages, press and hold the convo and you can read a lot of the conversation and you'll have the option of keeping it unread or responding with a quick reply. Boom. Done. That's great. obviously you wouldn't be able to see all of the messages oh my god i just did it yeah so there's there's your answer whoa you're golden wait why didn't i know that that's so great i know okay great so guys if you are going on to your man's phone right and you don't want him to know you're going through the phone there you go there you go boom okay It is annoying on Instagram when girls are private and then have their VSCO in their bio.

It's like they're trying to act innocent and like, ooh, mysterious. And then you go on their VSCO and their buttholes are out. I want to talk about this. I have seen this too. There there is this I think it's like high school and college people right now okay there is this huge fad going on where it's like I'm gonna have my Instagram private because just like you cannot see my pics but then in their bio and you click on their you know what a VSCO is right yes I've heard of the term VSCO girls yeah yeah yeah yeah okay and then you go on there and they're in their bikinis and you see every single fucking part of their body and it's like so why is your instagram on private right and maybe it's just like a following thing like they because i know like private you can get

more followers because they have to follow you instead of just stalking you right um or maybe they're hoping that like their families are so like out of the social media game that they won't think to click on the link right right right but i just kind of think it's stupid like i don't know i personally am like why have two forums one where you're a little sluttier than the other and the sluttier one you're technically making public right like what the fuck is that i don't i don't fuck with visco i don't fuck with visco either and that is yeah i know people do that with snapchat but with snapchat it makes sense yeah because you can lay on there and then it goes away in 24 hours but this go it's kind of like another instagram

right however i actually am going to take all of that back and say every girl please keep your if you have a visco keep it in your bio because I've had multiple girls that I've wanted to stalk. And I'm like, god damn it, they're fucking private. And then I like squint my eyes. And I'm like, is that a VSCO in their bio? So if you want to enable Alex being a crazy stalking bitch. Because then they have all their fucking pictures on there. And it's amazing.

So I don't know. I just think it's like. It is weird. It's weird. It's weird. If you're going to show your asshole on one platform that's public, just show it on all. Show it on all. On all.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Someone wrote in and said, can y'all do an episode on how the fuck to handle mean cunts? The only reason why I'm saying this is because I got put in a group chat with a group of people being called nasty because of my body count and i got called gross and a whore by the guy i fucked and a bunch of girls help it now that i'm reading this though sometimes i'm like oh but like is this girl like one of those girls that's just like a fucking

like going around having sex with everyone's boyfriend then she's like i don't like girls that are mean and like everyone on campus is like yeah because you're a fucking whore and you're no but if i'm just taking this for face value they're shitting on you for your body count who the fuck cares i she was put in a group chat with the guy she fucked and a bunch of girls so no in person she got called gross and a whore by one the guy she fucked. But then she got put in a group chat of a bunch of girls and they were calling her nasty because of her body count. OK. They must have found something. Number one. Yeah.

There's probably more to the story. But let's just take it at face value. Your body count does not matter. Does not matter. Does not define who you are. And like whether it's four or four hundred. It really doesn't. And that's the

thing i'm i'm assuming that you're in high school or college because when i'm in new york city right now if i go on a date with a guy and he like knows like one other guy i've dated or something new york is and being outside of college is different because that guy does not even know close to what my body count right whereas in college girls can everyone know because you fucked josh sam carl roger benjamin yeah ronaldo franklin and chuchi and so they are like so that's 10 right there right so if i were you though like the thing is is nothing bothers people more this is a saying my father always told me and my siblings growing up he was like if anyone's ever he's like if your body count is what i think it is you guys need to

fucking get it together i didn't raise a bunch of sluts in this house we hide that shit under the mat let's go to church no my dad would always say if anyone is bullying you on the playground if anyone is ever making you feel like shit if they're saying something rude about you the way you look the way you're whatever it is my dad says my line is always what's your point and they're like you're a slut that's great okay what's your point what's your point what's your point that's great what is your point and then they'd be like that you're a slut and you're a slut that's great okay what's your point what's your point what's your point that's great what is your point and then they'd be like that you're a slut and you're like and and what's your point i like that a lot it shuts people up and then they feel stupid and then you just keep okay what's your point oh because you're a fucking whore and you're a homewrecker okay what's your

point right i'm living my best life that's great so guys i think whenever someone is making you feel like shit whenever someone is bullying you like you guys remember the fucking voicemail thing i had happened to me just get people out of your life that are fucking toxic yeah that is what it is i agree okay okay dad daddies listen we know we keep saying there's a trail there are hints to the trail and the trail will become more apparent so just stay tuned and live and love and laugh and learn just support us love us we support you we love you and go follow us on our instagrams mine is alexandra cooper alex with an a cooper with a c so if you're gonna franklin or the y our personal instagrams are where the trail will like really come to fruition like one day you're gonna

go on there and there's gonna be a black screen on my instagram and it's gonna say here's what the trail means yes and then the second page will be what it meant but we can't tell you right now but we love you guys love you daddies have a great day happy wednesday goodbye