Call Her Daddy - 75- We Had Fun

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? Call her Daddy. Daddy. It's Alex and Sophia. Back at it again. So how are you guys doing today? Good.

Good? Okay, great. Let's move on. You guys can definitely answer that. Okay. So today we're feeling spicy. We're feeling hot. We're feeling sexual.

We're feeling extremely hot because I thought this was just like a cute little like kind of jacket, but like also, cute little like kind of jacket. But like also, but it's actually a jacket. And it's scorching in the studio. But she doesn't have anything under the jacket. Right. So I see like the sweat coming down her chin and like dropping into her titties. I fucked up, y'all.

So guys, where do we begin this week? Well, Alex, I think that we should give them an update. An update, yes. Because we had a scary weekend. But first, Alex has kind of been sledding around in the best way possible. Tell us. Well, recently, I was laying in my bed one night and I was on Instagram and I was thinking about how, you know, I'm on dating apps.

Right. But for some reason, as of recent, like I haven't really used Instagram to get dick totally and I realized that's so stupid right Instagram is a second form of a dating app and we've told the daddy game that so why am I not taking my own advice yeah so one night when I was high in the clouds I start I feel like a lot of things happen when you're alone in your room high they do like every morning alex is like dude i got so high last night and like these are my ideas i wrote them down and they're always great come on okay so what i started doing is i started dming a bunch of dudes some with blue check marks some with not equal opportunity employer equal opportunity and what

happened is they started to answer oh what an idea right and so they started to answer me and I was I think I was just shocked because I was like holy fuck that was pretty easy that was so easy probably easier than the whole dating out yeah and for a little bit I was like oh my god what am I gonna say what do I slide in with but once I started getting on a roll I was just copy and pasting my slide in what was the slide in I'm not gonna tell you yet I want to give it a second because anyone out there that I'm sitting in their dms right I just like want to like right right but anyways so I started dming these guys and this is not to flex. It's more so to give the daddy gang information like a decent amount of blue check marks were answering.

Oh shit. And I. Alex is not to be fucked with. No, but it was one of those moments where I was laying there. I remember texting you being like, why the fuck haven't we been doing this? I can attest to that because I have never sl into a guy's dm i neither have i ever so so hi i've slid in on dating apps but i've never slid in the dm so guys so i started sliding in and now i am talking to two specifically new guys that i'm like pretty excited about

and i'm very excited about because guess what not Not athlete. Oh, that's the thing, guys. Shocker. So I guess girls, it's not just guys sliding into DMs like, hello, it's 2020. Girls slide the fuck in. Yeah. Just a reminder. Everyone go right in there. Okay.

That's not even like what we want to talk about. No, that's like the beginning of it. Yes. If anyone follows us on Instagram, you should. Sophia Franklin. Sophia with an F, Franklin with a Y. Alex Cooper. Alex with an A, Cooper with a C. But more Sophia. beginning of it yes if anyone follows us on instagram you should sophia franklin so you're gonna have franklin with a y alex cooper alex with an a cooper with a c but more sophia yeah but also follow alexandra so anyways so if you guys saw us this weekend it looked like we were

in the middle of fucking nowhere which we were yes so one of the guys that i've been talking to is is an athlete no i'm just kidding oh my god no no no um he is an art dealer yes alex has been diversifying that portfolio and so he's a successful art dealer and he like created this app and he like wrote a book and just like whoa i don't even know what to do with myself i know I'm like I don't know I have a sex podcast like no but it's cool it's it's different and so not to stereotype athletes but I just like imagine like you can't have conversations with them they're just so hot yeah yeah yeah and now you can have a conversation right so he's extremely intelligent so anyway so we've been going on a few dates um the first date we actually went on he like gave me his book and I'm like Jesus Christ

this is a different world was that a turn on or turn off? It was hot. I could see that being really hot. So I was just, I think, I don't even know how it really came about, but I was talking about how Sophia and I like never get out of the city together. And the art dealer has a other house like in upstate New York. And he was like, oh, well, no one's using the house. You and Sophia could go to my house.

And I was like, that sounds so cool. Like, get out of the city, like venture forward. So I threw the idea out to Sophia. And Sophia was like, absolutely, let's do it. So we started the weekend by going to rent a car. And if you guys know, we live in New York City. So Sophia and I rarely ever drive. So we had to decide who was going to drive. And I regret it to this moment. I let Sophia drive. The thing is, I'm a good driver. No, you're not. Yes, I am.

I haven't driven a car in how long? I don't know, but I regret it. So it's a little rusty. So Sophia gets behind the wheel. Three minutes in, we almost hit 12 buses. Sophia is swerving, gliding into lanes and I see this. Guys, she's drama.

Don't listen to her. No, Sophia's... You didn't even check your rearview mirror. Anyways, we got there completely safely and so fast. Barely. Efficiently. So we get the, okay, yeah, so we drive up there. We get to the house.

The house was dope. It has all these windows and it's cool and living for it. It was cool. So let's explain the house. Okay. This is not a regular house. No. I think we need to establish that.

To get to the house, we had to kind of like off-road a little bit. Swerving, winding road through the trees. It was just a little creepy looking. There was a abandoned house shed and like fucking water tower on the way there yeah to get to the house it was a journey and we didn't feel like we had passed civilization it was a journey through the Blair Witch Project movie it legit looks like that which like he hadn't warned us about so we were like oh like what's going on we finally get there we drive up to the house. It looks beautiful. We're like, oh my God, this is exciting for us and our retreat. Our retreat.

So we get in the house and it's set up very differently than a normal house though. For example, there are multiple levels. Yeah. But on the different levels, you can look down onto the level below. Yeah. There's like balconies attached to rooms yes there are windows that look into other rooms yes there was a i think this was maybe the most interesting there was a jacuzzi and i'm using quotation marks because it ended

up being a bathtub that was located on top of the master bedroom that you could access through a spiral staircase. And with the jacuzzi, it was on kind of like a balcony that you can look down into the bedroom. Yes. And then you can go down the spiral staircase and from the master bedroom, can enter a library which enters down into the art gallery it reminded me of the winchester mystery house i have no idea what that is because you know if that is it scary terrifying so why would i ever know what that is let me just talk about what it is quickly i'm gonna get scared i know um it's this house it's located in california i think northern california okay built so long ago by this crazy

woman okay her husband like invented the rifle and killed like an insane amount of native americans and so she was so paranoid that there were going to be like spirits coming after her because her husband did that she built this house the winchester mystery house you can go visit it we should i'm not gonna but thank you I feel like we're gonna go actually never. Alex is biting her fingernails. I'm like getting nervous. There are stairways that just lead to a wall. There are like, there are stairways that will just lead to like a room that goes into a room.

There are doors that open to a wall. That's fucking terrifying. And the construction workers building it had to carry a map with them so they wouldn't get lost in the house. Like, it's crazy. So kind of like where we were staying. So guys, Winchester Mystery House, DM me. So anyways, so basically we get to the house and in the daytime it was super cool.

I felt so confident and strong during the day. Yes. I was like, I've got this. I've got this. This is fun. Yes. Even me, I was like, this is cool. Then come nighttime.

Nightfall. Nightfall. I go into my room. Alex is in her room. And then I yell out. I'm like, Alex, are you kind of scared? And Alex, all of a sudden, fucking shows up with her mattress to my room. I was sitting in my room, like i i don't want her

to know i'm scared and if i verbalize i'm scared then all of a sudden it's real and i'm sitting in my room and it's time to go to bed and i'm freaking the fuck out and i just knew there's no fucking way i'm sleeping in this room by myself none we have a sleepover and i just want to point out that the door to the master bedroom that we were staying in had a bolt on it on top of just a regular lock. And I don't want to like, you know, justify our paranoia. But why? But why is there a huge bolt to a bedroom door? So we left early.

We left early and we booked it home. And I'm ashamed, but also not ashamed because I saved our lives that day when I decided that we should go home. Because I know something was about to go down. And then we barely made it home when Sophia decided to go up an exit ramp. And we basically almost crashed and burned and died. Worst driver in America. That's not fair. I'm a little rusty because I don't drive regularly.

It's also not fair to put the passenger in harm's way like you did to me. So I got us back to the rental place in one piece. We got back to the city. We went home and then Sophia ventured off to Suitman's apartment. And the terror continued. The terror continues. And not in the way that you guys think. In a different way.

We didn't have service while we were up there. Right. I'm sure that added service while we were up there right i'm sure that added to why we were scared yeah actually absolutely so i'm gonna go ahead and say that was justifiable yeah i agree anyways we didn't have service so i barely spoke to suit man while i was there and before i left for the trip he was in la which is already an issue not in a scary way but in a scary way because the girls in L.A. are so hot. Right. And they are all trying to suck his dick constantly.

Constantly. I don't know if that's happening, but that's just what I come up with in my head. Right, right, right. So I hadn't seen Suitman in forever and we hadn't been talking as regularly. Right. So I came home and I had anxiety and I was like, well, why do you have anxiety about that? Right. A, he couldn't get a hold of you

sweetheart. You're the one that went on the trip. Right. But I think it's because in the past when my boyfriends have gone MIA it's because they've been balls deep in another girl's pussy cheating on me. So sad. Or because they like did a little

too much DMT and maybe tried heroin and they like would go into a coma for a few days. Right. And like all while probably cheating too. Yes. In that coma. Yes. Right.

So naturally while you're the one that goes MIA, you still feel uncomfortable that because I'm MIA, what are they doing while I'm MIA? Yes. Because my trust issues have not been resolved. Right. Yet. And it's not fair. No. No.

So I got to Suitman's and I was already just having a little bit of anxiety. Nothing to do with him. Only to do with my trust issues. Right. I walk into the bedroom and I'm like, something's different. Something's different in this room I couldn't pinpoint it I text Alex and I'm like I just got to suit man's I think his bedroom just looks a little off in hindsight guys his bedroom was exactly the same his bedroom everything was

perfect maybe you know he moved a sock from one drawer to another but i'm just trying to point out that like that was just me and my head and my crazy neuroses because i am a neurotic person with trust issues like his room was the same the same but i just had a moment where i freaked out right you Absolutely. So I brought it up to him that, I mean, that's just another story for another day. He's probably going to leave me fucking any moment. He's like, you're constantly thinking I'm cheating. Yes. Even when I'm sitting here, you're like, take that blanket off of your lap.

Is there a girl under there sucking your dick? Like you are out of control. Right. Right. Right. So I text Alex, though. And I say, Alex, I just got to suit man's and I went into his room. I just think it looks different. And tell me I'm being crazy.

And Alex responds. And I'm thinking, you know, she's going to like tell me, Sophia, you're crazy. Stop. And she goes, yeah, I'm sorry sorry but I think it is kind of weird like if you feel that vibe in that room is a little shifted then I bet it's fucking shifted people don't get what we're saying I'm laughing because the only reason Alex answered that way is because she's fucking crazy too because while Sophia was in the heat of the moment feeling paranoid trust issue levels being being like, hey, Al.

Hey, big Al. Yes. I'm feeling a little insecure. I was dealing with it on my own end. So when Sophia texted me, I'm like, absolutely. He's disgusting because listen to this. I said, you absolutely have every right to think that something shift in that room. Also, look at this picture of the salmon.

That's not a joke no no alex does respond saying actually i think it is weird and then she sends me a picture of salmon and i'm like hey girl you cooking tonight e coli like is she gonna tell me the coronavirus was fucking spread by salmon and not bats? I'm like what's happening? Nope. The Canadian is back in full force. Yes. And the Canadian and I were very on and off. Some weeks we don't speak the next week it's like marriage. The Canadian and I are back on. And the Canadian

is being all like oh my god I'm coming to the east coast soon. Like this is amazing. Like joking that he wants to come meet my family. Like lots is happening. He sends me a picture of salmon. Yeah. And I look at the plate of salmon and there was too much fucking salmon on the plate for it to be for one person. And he said he was cooking. Yeah. For who? For who? For who? He said he was alone. And he said he was cooking for who else? So I sent it to Sophia and I said, and I just kept it vague. Does this plate of salmon look like it would be for one person?

Yes. To which she said, no. I said, he's meal prepping. I said, because I was really for a second going to be like, be the voice of reason when Alex cannot. Right. I said, is he meal prepping? I said, Canadian does not meal prep. At that point i

looked at the salmon i did a full look around and i was like even if you were starving there are two pieces there that are just fucking extra they're just i don't care if you have the munchies. I don't care what the Canadian was doing. Too much salmon. Salmon overflow. Salmon overflow. And I'm sorry there had to have been a girl with him. And the thing is, is you guys are like, you bitches are so crazy. And yes, we are. Justifiably.

Yeah. Why did he cook that much salmon? What? No, no, no. No, guys. It wasn't the salmon. it wasn't suit man's room being different it was our trust issues that are carrying over from past relationships into these and we were just annoyed yeah for no fucking reason i literally was like suit man go ahead rearrange your entire fucking apartment because I'm out. I didn't. We had an argument. He was like, I feel bad for you that you literally your issues are this bad. God damn. And I was like, all right, I feel bad for me, too. I'm gonna start going

to therapy. Well, you already go. I already go. And you but I'm really just bring up the trust issues. Double it up. Yes. Double it up. Double sessions. So we have not done a questions episode in a very long time. There's a lot of people reaching out. There's a lot of chaos going on in the world. Coronavirus shit's just popping off. Everyone, just watch your hands. The first case in New York just happened recently. So we are terrified we're never going to leave our apartments. But the thing is, is everyone is asking us questions recently more than usual and we're like we gotta give to the

daddy give back give back give back that advice that people are like i will never take that advice yeah wait our advice is usually so no this week i swear like i feel like there's shit that's gonna come out of me that's gonna be like healthy i agree um so with that motherfucking being said chalk dan serena daroda it's motherfucking questions of the week dan motherfucking okay questions of the week guys i'm actually gonna leave right now guys guys i'm actually done just kidding i see you really fucking love it okay questions of the week bitches who's gonna go first maybe me okay because i just feel like i have a lot to offer you're just ready i'm ready warmed

up with that question i'm ready okay this is a really fucking good one. Oh, what? Okay. Fathers. Would you ever consider fucking a guy that you're not attracted to? He's a good friend of mine and I'm in a dry spell so judgment is out the window. To paint a picture, he is 5'5 and I'm 5'7. He's balding and just overall not good looking. But there's nothing like breaking a no sex curse, like easing into it with someone familiar and that you don't really have to be insecure about. Am I crazy? I have the best answer ever. I love when you say that. I can lean back,

relax and let you take it. So one of my friends has been hooking up with a guy that she is zero attracted to. Okay. She was kind of in a dry spell and she decided to do the same thing. Got it. She's shown me pictures and he's not, you know, Brad Pitt. Right. He's actually maybe a four or below. Okay.

Thank you. Anyways, they've been fucking and she told me it is the best sex of her life. Shut the fuck up. The best sex of her life. Oh my God. And I was like, oh, like he's got some moves. Like is that big dick amazing? And she said, no, I think it's because I go into having sex with him feeling zero pressure whatsoever.

I don't need to worry if I look hot. I feel so fucking comfortable with him. Like all my inhibitions are out the window. And she said, I have an orgasm every single time I have sex with him. When usually she's like, that's not the case. And usually we would call girls out.

They're like, I have an orgasm every time. Your friend's not fucking lying to you. No, no, no. She tells me, she's like,

Oh, I definitely don't come every time. But with this fucking ugly ass bitch ugly ass bitch nasty guy nasty she's coming all the time that is and it makes sense to me i think daddy gang listen the fuck up because i think this is actually kind of a brilliant breakthrough right now we have talked about in episodes how guys like sometimes to fuck a five or a six because they can go in there and they can smash her head through a wall and they can throw the fucking cum rag onto her belly and be like i'm gonna turn around and like abracadabra you better be gone climb out the fucking window and yes we're on the fourth floor but figure it out so we have talked about men

wanting to fuck kind of less attractive in their mind girls because they can be just like so filthy and like disgusting and just go for it and just get their nut and not worry about the girls not and we've never talked about the opposite of girls going to fuck less attractive guys to them to get their nut and i think it's because women are different in a little bit and obviously not all women but most women need to be a little bit mentally stimulated by a man and physically attracted to the man in order to get off no longer no longer no longer daddy gang if you're a girl and you want to come fucking pick the ugliest of the litter the little runt and fuck maybe not like like you're disgusting okay like i could like i could calm it down like you could calm it down to being like but just give

them a chance if you're not that attracted i agree wow. Wow. Okay. SOS help daddies. The guys I'm... The guys. I think she wanted to say guy. Okay. I'm currently fucking loves buttholes. Aho.

Aho. Aho. Aho. I can take... I can take a hot nude front shot, ass shot, bent over,

rubbing my clit shot, anything. But he wants close-ups of my asshole which i just find so unsexy any nude tips on butthole shots and how to make them hot fuck whoa this is a first this is a first i have not heard this before i did ask suit man he said personally he wouldn't find it hot so i don't know how common it is but part of me could kind of see how it's hot right like especially the guys that really like anal i agree actually something just came to me i agree we're gonna sit here and be like oh like that's scary is that hot is it not this man like is telling you he likes yeah

so almost pretend it's your fucking pussy like you would be sending normal news of your pussy yeah into the asshole so you being timid don't be he's literally saying that this is his thing so fucking take pictures of your asshole and send away get in there stop holding back stop holding the asshole you Stop clenching. Don't clench. Release. Let that shit go. And wow, what a metaphor for life. No, but I think like embrace it. Because I know guys are gross.

And when we think we're being dirty, they are even thinking dirtier. I'm going to assume he wants her bent over or like ass cheeks spread. Spread, yeah. Do that. You could put a toy in your ass. Absolutely. I love that. And if you really like want to hit him with something different, if he's so obsessed with

assholes, maybe get your asshole bleached. I've thought about. I have too. We should talk about that. But also don't if you don't want to. I'm not. Girlfriend. Yeah, I agree.

Don't do it. You're not here being like, go get it. Every girl. Go get your asshole. No, I think that's a good point. I't do it if you don't want to. I'm not here being like, go get it bleached. Every girl, go get your asshole bleached. No, I think that's a good point. I think give him a little bit of the a-hole. Give him the a-hole. Get him that a-hole.

Okay. Okay, on to the next. This was written in by a man. What's up, daddy? I'm going to get right into it. This girl and I have been on seven dates or so. How do I figure out if she's just using me for a meal ticket? We haven't had sex. She's offered to pay once. Don't get me

wrong. I don't have a problem paying, but not to even offer I think is odd maybe. Also, I don't think we've had sex yet because she says I'd be her second and she broke up with her ex a year ago. She's 22 and I'm 29. so I tend to date older women, so I'm in uncharted territory. Please feel free to have this on the podcast, whatever. Help a brother out. I like this girl too, but I need to know if I'm getting played. Wow.

That's actually, yeah, that's really interesting. So the whole thing about paying for meals on a date. Yeah, yeah. I think whatever you think is right, I think you should do it. If you think it should be as the woman. Yeah. Because I know some women are like, it's 2020. Like we are going 50-50.

You and I? I'm so fucking lutely not. That's not how I feel. You pay and you pay and then I'll give you the pussy. Kind of. Mooches? Mooches. We are mooches. you pay and you pay and then i'll give you the pussy kind of moochers moochers we are moochers but like tell me you wouldn't be turned off if a guy on a first date wanted to split the bill with oh my god on a first date they've been on seven even then even yeah i would honestly yeah but okay he's saying that they haven't even had sex yeah so it's not so much about who's gonna pay for the

meal it's like they've been on seven dates and she hasn't fucked him. Yeah. I fucking prude. This actually, this might piss girls off, but I kind of think seven dates is a lot. Yeah. And I think that that is strange. And is it fucked up? I think he should be like, are we fucking or not?

Or not. Or not. Like that song from the weekend. Yeah nah or nah right yeah I actually totally agree here's one thing if she's blowing his dick and she's like showing signs that sex is coming yes because I've gone past seven dates with a guy and not fucked him yeah I think this is different but I think I've put a seven dates with a guy and not fucked him. Yeah, I think this is different. But I think I've put a dick in my mouth. Like, I think I've. I am sure you have.

So I think that I don't think it's weird that she hasn't offered to pay. However, if she's younger and you're like worried that she's using you, what I would say is stop taking that bitch to fucking dinner. Oh, that's great. All of a sudden now you're done with the dates. You don't need to whine and dine this bitch. You're not getting laid. I agree. You're literally not getting laid.

Why do you keep going on dates? So what you should say to her is next time she's trying to hang out with you. Perfect. Yeah. Come over Netflix and chill. I was about to say, obviously don't ask her. Are we fucking or not? But I think that you should set up a date that's at home and you guys

are watching a movie and i think you should try to make the moves on her yeah and if she tries to stop you i think you should have a conversation i do too and maybe if you're like yeah you can come over and like we'll order in and like watch a movie maybe you literally pull up your uber eats and like you're like oh i'm gonna get like italian tonight what are you gonna get kind of being like oh what are you ordering on your app over there because i'm not fucking paying for your shit bitch that would that would be so amazing obviously don't do that but how good i yes yeah but make a move on her and if she's like no not tonight i think you should ask her yeah are we ever gonna have sex yeah are we actually don't ask that because she'll say yes be like i think we've hit a moment in time where we should you need to fucking take your pants off

but kind of but kind of i mean as a girl if i was on seven dates and the guy wouldn't fuck me i'd be like what are we doing what are we doing but that would never happen in the history of america probably because guys just can't just get in the pants okay some girl wrote in and was like all right i have an issue my gynecologist told me to avoid having sex with people who have big dicks what apparently i have small reproductive organs and it'll cause damage although i love a little gut rearranging i don't want to fuck up my organs how should i go about telling guys this i want them to be a little careful when pounding me is this real a guy's dick can't fuck your organs hold on but maybe i don't even want to give advice because she's like receiving medical advice from a doctor oh true but that sounds strange first of all i would love to

ask the gynecologist what is big wait yeah oh yeah if you're gonna go ahead and tell me that give me inches yeah the guy knows like every time that guy whips his fucking dick out you gotta fucking measure it and make sure he hits that requirement because baby girl girlfriend if it's eight and above tell him you can't you can't medically medically all right you're a doctor's no she's like actually she goes in with a doctor's no she's like hey i can't fuck the night um no i think that is really really interesting anyone in the medical field please write in and tell us if that's the thing is that a thing or just be like yeah fuck me like kind of with just like the tip that go halfway in because remember how we always talk about small dicks for the win sometimes because they can hit

your spot in a different way maybe just make sure they're not going fully in right except when he gets super excited and all of a sudden he rolls in there and it's like oh yeah i don't know girl no i think that's a great point have him do just the tip i think that can be hot and then you know it's not like he's gonna fuck up your throat oh my god a cum savage for sure a cum savage in the take that shit to the back of your throat sweetheart wow wow that's really interesting we're gonna do a little swerve okay swerve on them hoes and i think this can help a lot of people including me okay i like social media and i like my friends on social media but it also terrifies me i never take a pic that is

good enough for the gram and i find myself getting so insecure when I go to post. I'm a seven on a scale from one to ten. I have a couple decent looking posts. I just don't get a lot of good pictures. What's the bare minimum I should keep on my insta if I'm not a regular poster? Wow. Coming from obviously someone that does not regularly post. Yeah. I actually should not be giving advice on it because I suck at it too. I totally know what she's talking about. I do get anxiety when I'm about to post. I think that is really interesting because my entire life I have not thought twice when I'm posting like you see me I post all the time and I don't thought twice when I'm posting. Like you see me, I post all the time. And I don't know if, well, I think you've noticed,

but maybe other people don't notice. But like as of recent months, I feel like on my actual page posting pictures, I haven't posted as much. And I guess I just. Is it because you started to get anxiety? Oh, wow. And I think that there is something about today's culture with social media that everyone is expected to have this like Instagram face. Like we literally see girls getting surgery to like literally change their face to look like the filters.

I posted an article. It's called the Instagram face. I think it was published in the New York Times or something. You guys should check it out. It's crazy. So girls specifically have this overwhelming pressure to look exactly like the girls they see on social media. And it can be crippling. It can. And it's anxiety driven. And you don't want to look too fake. But you want to look natural. But you can't look too natural because then you're not hot enough. First of all, Photoshop.

Half of the reason girls are constantly posting pictures where they look beautiful is because they are really good with Photoshop. Yep, they're so good at Photoshop. Girls can take a picture where they look ugly and because they're using Photoshop, they will upload it looking like a 10. Literally a 10. So it's almost like, wow, maybe if I was super good at Photoshop, which I'm not, I would post more. It's literally like what we're seeing on the internet is just fake yeah and so it's hard to like want to post a selfie where I'm like oh I do have a blemish they're like do I post it or what so I think with that said yes the thing is is I think because Instagram has become so fucking fake yeah I have noticed this thing where girls are now posting pictures with a blemish.

Yeah. With cellulite, with stretch marks. Because that is almost more attractive now because guys and girls can tell when they go to a girl's page and every single picture they look perfect. Yep. And I am totally one of those people that I've never posted a picture with like a blemish. Right. Right. Right. So.

And so I think for what she's asking is how many. I don't think you need to be posting regularly. You need to have, though, a certain amount of pictures that when someone goes to your page, they're not like, why are there five photos? And also in the last one she posted was like in 2015. What the fuck does she look like now? I think try. What about once a month? I think once a month or even you could do like once every two months and then just

make sure your page has enough pictures that you don't seem like a catfish I agree okay this girl wrote in and she said how do I stop being a complete crazy bitch to my boyfriend when I'm drunk lol he has cheated on me before and I think I resent him for that and it just comes out How do I stop being a complete crazy bitch to my boyfriend when I'm drunk? LOL. He has cheated on me before and I think I resent him for that. And it just comes out when I get drunk. I have major trust issues and I got to tone it down on the drinking so I don't black out. But I just don't know how to fix this. These questions are hitting home and I don't like it. I don't like it at all.

All right. So there's a couple of things happening here, but let's first address the fact that her boyfriend has cheated in the past. She decided to stay with him and she's trying to have a healthy relationship. But every time she's getting drunk, every time she hits the bottle, she's like, remember when you cheated on me? And he's like, you promise you'd let that go. And she's like, but I just want you to like, remember, like, let i'm not even fighting i'm not even fighting i just think like why did you do it i'm just saying like just remember like memory lane babe like we're just reminiscing on the times

that you porked my best friend pour me a shot fuck you okay So from a basic level of drinking and getting mad at a guy, I can so fucking relate. Oh my God. I lived, I would say five years of my life. Just every time. Yes. It was like fine if I had two glasses of wine and once I hit the third, it was like, oh, wow, we are about to talk about every single fucking thing you've ever done. Let's go. Let's go.

Get ready. Yeah, it is. And this is the reason I think why drinking you really have to mature in your drinking, because I remember in college, in the very beginning of college, like I was so trigger finger fucking happy with sending texts to the guys I was talking to when I would drink. And it was like Alex when I would wake up. I'm like, you just fucking ruined it all. You're a piece of shit. Why do you do that? It is hard when you drink to not get in your feels and to not get emotional.

It fucks with your emotions, obviously. Yeah. So what I was going to say for this girl is and really for anybody that gets cheated on yeah if you decide that you want to forgive the person yeah you gotta give yourself a lot of time and maybe therapy or whatever you want to do and really forgive that person before you get back into the relationship totally you have to let it go if you decide you're gonna date them yeah as fucked up as cheating is but also like for the win but also for not the win like if you get cheated on the shitty thing is if you stay with that person it is not really fair to then keep bringing it up throughout your relationship

you're deciding to stay with that person you're deciding that okay even though you completely it is not really fair to then keep bringing it up throughout your relationship. You're deciding to stay with that person. You're deciding that, okay, even though you completely broke our trust and even though you completely went and you were shady behind my back and you broke my heart, if you're going to stay with them, then it's on you to decide that you're going to leave it in the past and move forward. So the fact that you're going out and you're getting drunk and you're bringing this up, to me, is a bad sign of like, maybe you can't move forward so the fact that you're going out and you're getting drunk and you're bringing this up to me is a bad sign of like maybe you can't yeah maybe forward right maybe you can't get over it or you really need to give yourself time yeah you know and maybe he fucking cheated

like the month before yeah no that's true um the drinking and the blacking out we like make jokes about it all the time yeah if this girl every single time she drinks is blacking out we like make jokes about it all the time yeah if this girl every single time she drinks is blacking out or turning into like an angry drunk yeah that could be a sign of a problem who am i to fucking talk at all yeah but maybe go to therapy about it too i was gonna say if you're constantly blacking out that's not a great sign right and hi that was me and i started going to therapy and i got shit under control yes and it's like there's no shame behind that but if you're constantly blacking out you're fighting with your boyfriend there's a lot more issues i think that you need

to like get solved out right maybe take a break from drinking drinking yeah guys i think that like and everyone in college and everything like obviously drinking is a part of the culture but if you're constantly waking up in the morning and you're fucking up your life with your relationships, you need to fucking settle down. I think there are a lot of people out there that have a really hard time with knowing their limit and not taking it too far. There are some people that go out and rage and party and literally it's like you didn't have to go that far yeah and did you even have fucking fun right right and like please for the love of god i do not want people to think we're preaching because literally up until a year ago i was out of control yeah so i feel you guys

with that but yes look at it yeah contained yeah boom great okay a boy wrote in a boy a boy a baby boy he said hey hard to write this but i have a question when i was a kid i used to ride steers i don't really know what that means neither and got stepped on and ended up losing a testicle okay i've always been self-conscious and try to always leave a girl satisfied studied kama sutra but i want your opinion do i need to get over my self-consciousness or am i justified wait so he's missing a ball but he can still come and everything yeah i think that's great i think we i don't really think girls give a shit i don't think girls give a shit at all because half the girls don't even like look at the balls or touch the balls or lick the balls or do anything with the balls yes and have you ever hooked up with a guy that only had one no i haven't but i really don't

think girls give a shit i think you're gonna say but i really want to no but i don't think girls give a shit at all if i were you i think that could almost be like one of your lines that you use on your date or something no like I'm not kidding like that is it's a classic not defense mechanism but that people that are insecure about things if you're the first one to throw the joke then you own it and it's yours and no one can feel uncomfortable when she goes down on you and it's not this like unsaid thing like if I were you like we always say fake it till you make it like that's not something to be embarrassed about Alex I totally think you're you have a point right because first of all if a guy has something going on I would rather he tell me yeah in the beginning than when I'm about to like put his

dick in my right and then like then it's scary and also if you're like wait is there is there am I missing a ball where is it what's going on yeah and also if you bring it up and you are a funny about it and be confident about it yeah that's great because it's not okay it's one thing if you're like my dick doesn't work right so you're just gonna have to go without sex or oh I never ejaculate like it's like okay there's one less ball great Yeah, great. Girls don't care. That's perfect. Now she can put the whole thing in her mouth and it will be easy. Okay, great. There we go. Okay, this is going to be really quick.

I just need to address it. Okay. We have talked about high-waisted bikinis. Men don't like them. Disgusting. And girls have gotten really upset. So upset. They sent me death threats in their little fucking ugly high-waisted bikini.

And I'm like, I can see why you want to give me a death threat. Because good God, look at what you're wearing. This question. So the high-waisted bikinis and pants thing, does it apply to underwear? I was hooking up with this guy for a while who thought high-waisted underwear was absolutely the hottest thing that might have just been a him thing though because he also liked looking out of windows during sex okay is that a thing i'd love your input also love the show hashtag daddy gang i think we can get rid of the window thing i've never heard of i don't

think can we just ignore the window yeah that's throwing me off i'm like i've never had a guy that's like no i can't fuck in this room i'm like why he's like the window's not accessible i gotta shift i know is it claustrophobia does he stick his head out or just looks to see like there needs to just be a window in case he needs an exit. Like I don't. Let's just forget that. Okay. The high waisted thing though. Okay. I was sitting next to suit man when I was reading this.

Okay. And I was like, I have a guy right next to me. I'm going to fucking send this question his way. Right. I asked him about the high waisted bikini because I just needed confirmation. Right. He said they're disgusting. Disgusting.

I brought up the high-waisted pants which i wear regularly right he said disgusting oh shit you're like i like look down and i'm wearing fucking pants up to my tits and i was like you're like so why didn't you ever bring that one up oh that's like so touchy. Like, and it's so sad because those are the moments where you're like, oh, wow. Like, is he so happy I'm bringing this up because he's been trying to tell me not to wear these pants. And he's like, thank God she's fucking asking. Those are disgusting.

Imagine if he started his answer with, I am so glad you brought that up. You're like, I'm going to take them off right now. Okay. So he thinks, okay, so disgusting too. Right, but like our love can prevail. Right, right. You throw out every pair. Right, right, right. He said high-waisted pants, gross.

Again, girls, I am just relaying the info. If you want to keep dressing like that, do it. I probably will. Right, right, right, right. Not with a bikini though. No, never. I asked him about the underwear. He said, is it a thong in the

back i said i'm gonna go ahead and guess no he said well then fuck no and i was like hold on hold on hold on hold on because saying high-waisted to a guy they don't even know what high-waisted right right okay you gotta show like evidential pictures. I pull up pictures. Okay. He said, I guess if they are completely see-through or lace and like kind of the butt cheek is hanging out below, it's fine. But that was still him pretty much being like, no. Okay. So I am going to guess most men do not like the high-waisted trend. Milt Hunter has literally said, get the fuck out of my face with those fucking shits.

And we're like, whoa. Those shits. Those shits. Those shits. Disgusting. So high-waisted, yes, if it's a full-blown thong in the back. But aside from that, most guys don't like it. Okay.

I just want to say that on Call Her Daddy, we are not sitting here telling women because i know we're gonna get dms of people being like i don't dress for men i feel confident on the beach with my high-waisted bikini so fuck you guys that is fine if you are going to the beach and you want to have fun with your girlfriends and you know you're fine with every man on the beach looking at you like hey there's a girl with a diaper on then fine but what we are saying is men do not think they are attractive no if you don't care about that then wear them till you die and rock them and post in them but and when you celibacy for the rest of your life because you will never get but no we are just here to let you know what is fuckable and what is not and i'm telling you girls

from the bottom of my heart i have had days where you think i'm gonna get in a fucking low-waisted little thong bikini get the fuck out of my face no hi a one piece can be so fucking hot a one you can have side boob one pieces you can have a thong one piece like you can look so hot in a fucking one piece so don't fucking come at me and tell me that high-waisted is hotter than one pieces because every man in my life that i have asked has said one piece over high-waisted diaper yes okay sorry i just went off but no that's great and this is the last thing i'm gonna add okay i talked to my really good friend who's a guy okay and i asked him why okay not only do you guys think it's unflattering on the ass yeah he said i assume those girls are trying to hold in their fucking bellies okay and I just assume that all of that

is them using it to like keep it cinched and sucked in. Right. It's almost like high waisted's come off to men as a catfish.

Yes. Even though it's not like even though you could be wearing high waisted you can be like totally fine and confident

with your body. Men for some reason see high waisted and they think oh she's hiding. What is she hiding? What is she hiding? I have been bloated before and been like oh i got to wear some high-waisted jeans today right it's

fine we're just relaying the message yes relaying relaying good day and good night good night okay so if you guys remember the most one of the i think it was one of the most iconic stories you just told last week was of the nba player telling the girl to shut the fuck up after they just had sex and calling his baby mama and pretending like there was no one in the room. Less of a story, more of a nightmare. Nightmare. Yeah. Horror story. We have another kind of like updated version of this. Oh, fucking great. Great. Girls and men listen up because now I want to fucking try this this girl wrote in and she said i was dating a guy who did that dreaded facetime thing once too it was 3 a.m and he facetimed me to tell me that he was going to bed but i knew something was up so instead of hanging up i covered the screen so the

facetime would appear all black on his end from there he thought i had hung up and just threw his phone down but i was still very much watching and listening he started talking to his friends in the room about how he was meeting up with some girl to fuck her literally right after i had quote unquote hung up horrifying okay that is so terrifying i'm upset dude it's kind of like when we've talked about like leaving your airpods in the room and then walking out and listening through them like i think a lot of people's biggest fears is like hearing what's being said about you when you're not supposed to right the fucking voicemail I heard from those people like shit is fucking scary the fact that she was brilliant enough to just cover the screen I am really at a loss for words right because I could see that

working right especially if you're the one that like you usually do the hanging up or if they usually do the hanging up. You don't really pay that much attention sometimes. Unless he was literally going to go use his phone right away. And then he's like, okay, I see I'm still on FaceTime. But if he just puts his phone down, it's like, yo, I'm going to fuck this girl. Right. Oh my God.

The thing is, there's no harm in trying. No harm. No harm no just see if he hangs up or not and if he doesn't you're fucking in it to win it and if he comes back to his phone and he's like you weirdo you're gonna be like babe hello hello and then you grab your phone you're like oh my god i had no idea this thing was on no clue no clue mean. I'm going to try this even though I know Suitman isn't doing anything. Absolutely. It's not our fault we are sluts. A girl wrote in.

Speak for yourself. There is apparently a slut gene called the DRD4 gene. It determines how our bodies respond to dopamine, which makes the person more likely to have more sex and more likely to cheat i must i you must have that fucking gene on down for generations we can't help it but we whores xoxo love y'all so guys if you ever get caught cheating there you go the fact that there's one thing for her to say that this is what makes you like slutty, horny. It's another thing.

She's like, and that's why we that's it. We cheat. That's the exact reason we cheat. It's because we're so we're we're horny as fuck. We have this gene. Is this a thing? Oh, well, let's all get tested. Let's all get tested.

Let's all get tested. And we hopefully get all tested for positive so that we have an explanation as to why we cheat and why we are whores. Yep. And also, also if you do test for negative just say you're fucking positive and that's probably the only time we'll ever tell you to get tested and lie and say you're positive if you come back fucking negative that's the show for this week ladies and gentlemen call her daddy another episode another time and another trail another trail and the trail is you know just chugging along and it's getting close guys yeah we can't really say much but the trail is the trail and the trail is the trail and you'll see what it is soon so we love you guys love you follow us on

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