Call Her Daddy - 77- Re-release (Corona Edition)

Episode Date: March 18, 2020

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do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy hey everybody oh hey daddy gang what's up it's alex and sophia back at it again it's call her daddy for a very interesting episode this week we're recording from home we are currently laying in my bed sophia's looking like a 4.5 she's wearing fuzzy socks little thong a little i would have to argue you look like a three. Alex is like so sick, you guys. Yeah. So, guys, I am sick for the next few weeks, obviously, because of what's going on in the world. We're going to be recording from home, which is really wild. It feels weird.

We're holding handheld microphones right now, guys, laying in my fucking bed. Yeah. Like what? It may not sound weird to you guys but it's a very different experience we don't have cameras in our face we can i think we can just we feel more free to talk about crazy shit we do and it's also kind of like there's no one telling us when to start when to stop like we can literally sit down and do this whenever we want because the mics are set up in our apartment so so stick with us stick with

us for the next couple weeks because i think we're gonna start getting very a little bit stir crazy we are gonna introduce some alcohol maybe maybe drugs maybe drugs alex might bring in the weed pen maybe i will do my first like episode like high out of my mind. I think you should. We just see what happens. Yeah. Guys, the next few weeks are going to be interesting. But yeah, so I am sick. I do not have Corona.

No, but I'm like pretty fucking sick. And Alex and I were like, we weren't going to release an episode. And A, because Alex is bedridden. Yeah. And B, because we didn't want to sound tone deaf and insensitive while this corona pandemic is happening obviously and we realized daddy gang that we obviously do not want to leave you guys hanging i think the amount of people looking for some type of relief and something to take their mind off of shit right now we hear you guys i feel yeah and escape i feel

the same fucking way so we were like what can we do i feel like shit i can barely talk i can barely keep my eyes open but what can we do and we realized we need to give the daddy gang a guide to corona call her daddy style a guide to corona corona guy to grow it's i mean it's just beautiful and before we get into it just quickly okay millennials i don't i don't fucking get it no i don't get it you guys are out on the town like there's nothing going on and i promise when this whole thing is over, the party will still be there. Get the fuck inside you pieces of shit. Get inside. I'm going on Instagram and I see millennials out there rubbing their fucking tits on the grill at these St. Paddy's Day parties.

And I'm done with it. The clits are in the beer. The men are just jacking off the fucking side of the road. It needs to fucking get control. Like spring break. Grow up. I see people on the beach in Florida. Like, I get it.

You spend a lot of money. I don't care. No. The faster you all get inside, the faster this can all be fucking fixed. Yes. Well, because I think and I get it. Like a lot of you are all freaking the fuck out. You're like, well, what the fuck am I going to do inside?

Hello, motherfuckers welcome to the fucking call her daddy show this week we've got your motherfucking answer oh oh we've got you in a way that you didn't even know you didn't even see it coming we're like corona in this bitch can i not make corona joke no i think you can make any jokes you want you guys think that you have to be suppressed sexually during this time when really it just needs to ramp the fuck up. Ramp the fuck. You think, oh, my God, I can't have sex. I can't see dick.

I can't touch pussy. That's kind of true. You can't touch pussy. You can't touch dick. Oh, but you can do so much more. Oh, you don't even know what you can do. Tell them. FaceTime sex, sexting, nudes.

You guys think they sound simple and straightforward. They are not. They are the three pillars. Aren't people a little bit worried about keeping their fuck buddies interested? I think that's a great fucking question. Yes, I am. I mean, I personally, yes. Yes. interested i think that's a great fucking question yes i am i mean i personally yes yes actually i don't think people have been sitting around worried about that per se no no

but you should be no you should be he he she everyone all your fuck buddies they're all forgetting about you by the minute you you're not there to throw the pussy at it yeah so what are you doing that's a really valid point i think we were i've been thinking about it like every single guy well most of them that i'm talking to i would have to get on a plane right now to go see them so i can't go fuck them okay so yeah it's always about me i can't this is the thing i can't go fuck them so what the fuck am i gonna do are there i mean you know jeez coast to coast baby you're like flying a fucking but it's true it's like number one like girls and men i'm sure it's crossed people's mind as

like the quarantine starts to set in how the fuck are you keeping this person interested you can't go fuck them even people in relationships okay i'm in a serious relationship and I'm worried about it. Not for long because he is forgetting what I look like by the fucking minute. Yes. Remind him. Remind them. So we decided to compile all of the best parts pertaining to the three pillars, FaceTime sex, nudes, and sexting from Call Her Daddy episodes.

Yes. Here you go. Soak it up like a sponge. Take out your notebooks, you little horny pieces of shit, and get ready and get excited. Oh, also, you guys, the audio might sound a teeny tiny bit weird in a few parts. That's just because we were trying to include all the highlights. I think the audio is going to be the last of their shocking worries on this episode okay enjoy guys facetime sex damn how many people have we had right in so many people it's like i think because

it's such a fucking hard topic it's it's hard to do it is this shit takes a level of confidence that's pretty intense it's true i know all the daddies out there you guys can do this absolutely fake it till you make it alex like you said till you fucking make it so we're here to give you the fucking step and so many of you guys have written in i'm in a long distance relationship what do i do how do i spice things up this is the this is the way if you're gonna randomly facetime her and hope for facetime sex no no i think the guys need to text them yeah earlier in the day and be like babe like i'm thinking about you i'm so horny for you like can we facetime later boom and then girls can do the same to guys they can say the exact same thing i'm really horny can we facetime later or? Or guys are, you know, ready to pull their dick out and jack off at any moment.

Yeah. And so girls, if you want, you can just like the surprise blowjob. You can do a surprise FaceTime sex situation. A lot of good FaceTime sex. You know what I mean? Yes. So let's get into it. So FaceTime fucking can be so hot because it kind of combines porn

with real life oh it's like it's like you're doing it on your phone so it feels like porn but you're doing it with your significant other so it brings like a realness to it and it's almost like your girlfriend is starring in like a porn that you're writing and directing or that whatever you just said was so beautiful that was like a thesis dude no it's so fast i never thought of it yeah i know that's such a good point like the girl can it's basically oh this is like our time to be cam girls dude i know it's always been a dream i'm not even gonna lie there may have been a moment where i was like should i i remember i had a guy approach me and he's like, you will be making like three to six thousand dollars a session. And you best believe I pondered it.

Oh, of course. People assume that FaceTime sex is like sexting. It's not. It's not at all. I think during FaceTime sex, you talk less than normal. Absolutely. You know what I mean? It's way more of a visual thing.

It's like less than when you're actually fucking. mean? It's way more of a visual thing. It's like less than when you're actually fucking. Yeah. It's way more of a visual thing. This is where you're going to really show off your body. Yes. For girls. And this is directed to girls. Yeah.

I was going to say the confidence thing. Again, we can't reiterate it enough. We've talked about the episode we talk about getting on top, ride it like an equestrian. Girls, anyone, none of us have the perfect body okay if you have confidence that's all that fucking matters i girls i can't express it enough like i don't care if you're like oh i have that extra like winter chub or like i'm not feeling my best if you get in front of a camera and you're fucking walking around like you're the hottest fucking thing and touching yourself no guy is looking at that extra whatever i just want to say right now the great thing about

facetime sex is like you're usually going to be like laying on your back if you're holding the phone right which automatically i feel like makes your body look so hot such a good and you're in control of the goddamn camera yes okay this is how you're gonna start it first of all okay you're gonna start with lingerie on yep not no not, no, not even necessarily lingerie, but bra and underwear or like clothes. Just like a little tank top with like no bra on. And you're going to give the guy the visual, like this is about to go down. Yes. I mean, I guess it could be fun to FaceTime him and be naked already, but I just think a little bit more of a buildup. Yeah. The buildup is better. Okay. So you're going to start with that.

And then I think you always start with your tits. Do not rush it. Like teasing. Pull down your tank top. And this gives him the go ahead. Pull out your dick. Grab your Juergens lotion. And this is about to get after it.

Then I would take off my bra. And this is going to sound so slutty. And this might sound kind of weird. Sophia, give it to them. But this guy thought it was the hottest thing you like try to lick your own nipple you told me that before he thought it was which i've never known he was like that's so nasty and he was like and if you kind of are doing that and you look up at the camera and you're like i'm like i'm your slut like i'm being a slut for you dude learning something every fucking day I actually so

basically so you pull your tit up and you basically try to like it like I like doing it I know so that's a good one girls that's one thing you can do then what I do is I start panning the camera down my body yes so I'm gonna like show him my tits again I'm gonna like grab my tits like grab both of them like just it just makes it more like a tangible thing yeah and then I'm going to like grab my tits, like grab both of them. Like just, it just makes it more like a tangible thing. And then I'm going to kind of like put my hand and just start sliding it down my body. And have the camera follow your hand. And have the camera follow my hand. And I'll still have underwear on and I'll just have like my hand go into my underwear.

Yep. And then you'll kind of just like play around. And then it's kind of hot to just move the underwear to the side. Yes. This like, this is also for sex too. I've had like a lot of guys say that they think that's so hot. If you just move your underwear to the side and you're like, I just can't wait for you to get inside of me. Or like, yes. That's in a little Wayne song. It's like slipper panties to the side or some shit. Yeah. That's a great one. I agree. I think also when you do go down with your camera and with your fingers and you slip it in there, have the camera kind of like diagonal underneath your vagina.

So it's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, very visual. Right. So you're not going to town yet. No, no, no, you're not. So then I think you take off the underwear after you kind of like played with yourself and you're still going to continue to play with yourself.

You're just going to kind of rub your clit yeah and just keep it like that for a while you guys you can't rush this whole thing like that's that's what i need to emphasize you gotta just kind of take your time with it yeah i think that's also the biggest thing like we had just said about the confidence i think there are a lot of girls out there that are like fuck like like you're thinking about him like oh my god does he is he gonna come or like should i just no no no no you take your fucking time yeah make it feel good for you and you all because he wants it also to be long like yeah a guy's not like hurry up bitch no he wants you to fucking totally marinate in that shit focus on pleasing

yourself i mean at the end of the day that's what's fucking hot don't just hurry and like put your fingers in start with your clit play play with yourself so hot. If you like start licking and like sucking on your fingers after and like be tasting yourself, then you are going to put one finger in and he needs to see that visual. That's why sometimes I think it's good to be holding the camera at this point. I was going to say in that case, when you're first going in, you need to be handheld. Yeah. You're going to do one finger, then you're going to go up to two and really show him your finger's going in and out. And you want it to be wet.

So if you need lube or you need to spit, whatever, make sure he's hearing as if his dick is there. But your fingers. Yeah, totally. And also, let's incorporate the talking. You don't, girls, you don't really need to be saying that. You can just say things here and there like, oh, like I taste so good when your fingers are in your mouth or I'm really wet. I wish you were here.

Like I'm so wet. I wish you were here. Yeah. I wish I had your cock. Yeah. Just stuff like that. But you don't need to be talking the whole time. And just obviously like naturally as you would be doing if you're masturbating on your own,

you will be moaning. You'll like as you're touching yourself. It will kind of honestly come a little bit naturally well you just need to focus on the body and the visual yes and like the words usually will come along yes so for me i think once you do the handheld and you take off your thong or whatever underwear you're wearing i think that's when you like lean forward and you put the camera down and you're like, I want you to watch me. Totally.

And that is when you get on the bed and get your fucking toy. Well, I think they can both be hot. There's pros to both. The other one, it shows your whole body and like you can use both of your hands. I think sometimes guys like when you're holding the camera because it's more point of view, which is like how porn is filmed. And then also it's close up on your shit. Yes.

You know? Yes. So there's pros to both. Well, I was going to say, we always talk about you're going to FaceTime sex more than once. So try out multiple ways. Get a vibrator. Get a dildo. Yeah. So if you're trying to give this guy a fucking Tony award winning production.

I think they all are sophia then i think bringing a toy in is so hot i agree a vibrator a dildo yeah what have you and then i think you should incorporate the toy the same way you were with your fingers if you want to be a serious freak you can like put a toy in your ass yes and then like keep using your fingers on your i was gonna say also i think if you want to be a freak you can also um like fuck yourself with the toy and then take it out and when you're handheld bring the camera up and basically like suck on the toy as if it's his dick and be like oh my god i wish this was your cock for sure that's really hot that's a good point and it

will be wet so he sees like you're literally sucking the wetness off of the toy yeah and then along with the dirty talk i just want to go back to that really quick i think this is a great time for you to ask questions yeah say like do you want to see this like is this turning you on like yeah like how hard are you like show me your cock and so he moves the camera to his dick etc so literally i think the best one for girls that don't know what to say is literally like do you like that babe yeah it's i think it's so hot absolutely so then i think after a while of doing that you will say okay i'm gonna come yeah like do you want me to come like this is like so fucking hot like i'm so horny for you like i'm thinking about you i'm

gonna come i'm gonna come for you boom boom i want us to come at the same time babe i'm gonna come oh my god yeah and be doing whatever i think also like because when guys are like at that point you should be ramping up your speed of whatever if you're using your finger or your toy or whatever and showing him because then he's going to be jacking off and you could probably finish at the same time. Yeah. So that's FaceTime sex. I do think that initiating FaceTime sex for guys, this just occurred to me, if you're kind of wanting your girl to do that, it kind of has to be on her own terms sometimes, but not all the time. Like if you're in a relationship and you're dating and and it's you've done it a lot then you can ask but like if you're kind of new and starting to talk i think it's kind of like guys can't ask but i think what they can do it's similar to nudes where if you

guys are facetiming and she's like in her bed or something be like can i like kind of see like you can ask to be like oh like oh i can kind of see your bra strap and then if she doesn't give you anything then you to lay off. But maybe she will. Maybe she'll bite. Just for guys, really quickly, Sophia, what do you think is the best way for them to set up their camera? I think they have to set it up. I agree.

Because, I mean, they're probably going to be using lotion. Right. And it's an energy. They're probably going to vigorously be using one hand. I agree. And I also think for girls, there are some guys that would literally just hold the phone in one hand and jack off in the other. I think it helps girls to also see like he's hard.

He's jacking off. Definitely. It's like motivation. Motivation. Totally. So girls, guys, I really hope I mean, I think that's a great basic start off of how to FaceTime sex. Have your little outfit on. Touch yourself. Lick your fucking tit if you can. Sophia, that one out of nowhere. They're bigger than you guys.

Yeah. This week is your go to. You should FaceTime sex this week. Oh, you can really pull it out. Yeah. So you guys, maybe we'll give you some more tips and tricks, but that's what we've got for right now. I like that a lot. Okay. A lot of people, this is not exactly what I want to do today, but because we're recording this in the morning, you know, I'm not like that horny right now, but here we go.

A lot of people ask us how to talk dirty and like what to send for sex. I want to, I'm like sweating right now that we have to do this. This is how much we love you, guys. Yeah. Because this isn't fun. I know it sounds like it's fun and it sounds sexy and steamy, but it's not. My mom listens to these episodes. Right.

Okay. So I want to first start out with setting the scene. We understand that there are – there's a big demographic that listens to this there are some people that are virgins there are some people that are in college and they're like like fucking around there are some people that are married there's a lot of different people so when we talk about these things sometimes guys make sure you're not taking these word for word um because again you need to read your audience if If you're a virgin, you obviously don't know what to do in a threesome. We'll explain.

So we want to give you guys some lines. Word for word lines that you guys can use. That's what we're going to bring you right now. So this is beginning. I'm not going to say this is like a beginner status, but these are some like basic good go-to sex lines that you can hit them because we don't know your audience again yes so we're just either dumb it down or ramp it up okay so let's just start with a classic the my pussy is absolutely dripping wet right now

thinking about your hard dick inside me classic classic beautiful saying the word you know like the pussy dripping wet hard dick inside me yes you can also go for the i want to ride you and fuck all of your hard cock deep inside me until i come all over your soaking wet dick perfect beautiful i love it loving that fucking a keep it going okay that's another one another one is to really describe um the whole lip thing you can be like i love when you labia the labia the flap the flap but don't call them flaps when you're sexy no no that's not sexy that's not fucking cute but you can be like i love when you spread my lips as the tip goes in and the deeper it goes the more i shake knowing it's not even halfway in oh my that's like the more i shake knowing it's not even halfway in

oh my that's like hot because you're like you're not even halfway in and i'm already shaking yeah the lips like spread my lips like guys think that's really hot and just take advantage of that i also think that's kind of similar to the whole like um like i want to feel you in my stomach as i ride you back and forth rubbing my cl clit, soaking wet all over you, that kind of stuff. That's hot. Feeling him in your stomach means he's big. Oh, but before I continue, can we talk about the whole big thing? I already know what you're going to say.

Girls, they go off on like how big a guy is and like how big he feels and stuff. If he's not big, don't fucking say that. Like they're not dumb. They know. We've had guys write in. I know. I will never forget. The one guy was like, I know I don't have like a small dick, but I do know that I'm

not fucking huge. And my girlfriend won't shut the fuck up about how I'm this ginormous schlong. But he guys know it's like, yeah, like a tits. And he's like, you're huge tits and you're like bitch i can't even spot them with a magnifying glass fuck you and you're like i cannot i couldn't even push together my skin he's like lick your nipple and you're like double a boobs and you're trying so hard like that's just embarrassing and rude right right so so let's just fucking calm down with the comments about how big his dick is, guys.

More talk about how it's like how it's hard and it's throbbing and it's like whatever. Do you have other ones? Oh, I do have one thing. I think if you have fucked before, I think it's really good for guys visually to imagine like places you fucked and reference those in your sex so like let's say bend me over the counter exactly say your place is the bathroom and if you're like we should be in your bathroom right now me bent over with you inside me and then i always think it's good to be like do you miss that babe you like the way i take it and your dick slides in

and out of my tight pussy yeah boom they Boom. They're like, oh, because they're imagining you sliding. They're imagining the exact location. Like that's perfect. And especially for people that are scared to sex and like they feel weird and like uncomfortable doing it, like just like mention things that you guys have actually done. Like that's not awkward at all. Yeah. Like remember when I got on top of you and I was writing you and like, you know what I mean? It's easy. Exactly. Going back to, like, yeah, what you reference of what you've already done. Okay. Perfect.

Yes. I was going to say, this is some great, this is some easy stuff that we're saying. Right. These are really basic, generic things. And listen, again, we're not shitting on you if you use these because it depends on your relationship. Right. I use them.

Right. But. But there are people that like have fetishes etc right and the whole three something alex and i were talking about this and like even if you'd never plan on having one i feel like you can still use it during sexting oh my god guys right it is is that fucked up no because i want to ask a guy like if I'm full on and sexting about doing something I never plan on doing, is that fucked up? No, because I do. I care. No, no. He doesn't know you can act like you're going to do it one day, especially a threesome. It's like, well, babe, like we just

haven't been able to find a third girl. It's not my fault. So tell them what you could say. Just from watching porn. It's just so easy to me. It's so easy. it's so easy for a threesome okay we're talking two girls one guy okay i would just say i the most generic one is i want you fucking me from behind while i'm licking her pussy right boom so they can get a great visual yes let's get a little more intense let's ramp it up let's ramp it up you're gonna say i want you to go back and forth between our pussies i want her stacked on top of me your cum dripping out of her pussy onto mine amazing that's so easy easy beautiful no that's perfect okay yeah keep can you keep it going oh my god i'm on a roll

let's go okay i want to lick your cum out of her pussy and spit it back into her mouth and then i want to make out with her with my mouth full of your cum love your cum dripping down both our chins that's perfect right that is guys imagine a guy thinking about you eating his cum out of her pussy like making out and they can see the like the actual cum kind of like going between your mouth and he's just sitting there unbelievable brilliant and every guy is gonna die over that yeah um i want to make out with another girl on your cock i want to share your cock with another girl right easy okay for two guys and one girl yes well which i think it's so weird. Let us also confirm Call Her Daddy has no issue with two guys and one girl. I know a girl wrote in to us and was like, my boyfriend wants me to like fuck another guy.

And like my girlfriends think he's gay for that. I mean, what is it? Cuckolding? Yeah. I feel like a lot of girls, I've read that a lot. That like guys are into that. Watching their girl get fucked by another guy that is not gay right we can talk about that in another episode the whole cuck holding thing but

okay so if you're doing two guys okay well if you're into cuck holding you can just be like um i want you to like watch me get fucked by another guy and like come all over his cock right and see how good he makes me feel right that's a good one that's perfect because or like i want you to lock me from behind while i'm sucking his dick boom just you guys i mean come on this is it's not hard put some porn on well now they don't have to ask because we literally just word for word gave you lines so i hope you had your pen and paper i was gonna say everybody if you didn't have your pen and paper you're not writing this on your phone go home go back to this part of the episode and take notes because these are great and I think it's great that you brought up the point of the threesome and if you haven't even had a threesome but you and your boyfriend have

like talked about possibly having a threesome I think it's very good to throw that in occasionally with the sex right because i know a lot of people have written into us and been like i sex my boyfriend all the time we have a long distance relationship how do i spice up you got to go for the fantasy and honestly just fucking lie to him just to get him off so you can go to bed whatever it takes like sophia said you're tired right you're done sexting just be like i want to lick your cum out of a girl's pussy good night good night well i i think that's a great point sophia the whole're done sexting. Just be like, I want to lick your cum out of a girl's pussy. Good night. Good night. Well, I think that's a great point, Sophia. The whole ending of sexting. I think that's also one of the really weird, awkward points of sexting. If you guys aren't straight

up saying you're masturbating, because that's easy. You say, oh my God, babe, I just came so hard. Like that's the hottest fucking thing, whatever. If you are both just talking, leading up to hooking up or talking about what you want to do to each other yeah how the fuck do you end sexting is a lot of questions that people ask yeah obviously if you guys are both um masturbating while you're doing it it's as simple as like i just came but so i think the best way probably i don't know just literally just saying like babe i'm so horny for you this turns me on so much and just basically tell him like i'm gonna think about this and touch myself to it later yeah or you can

just say like that was so fucking hot i can't wait to see you again exactly and it's like because then it's like okay now what are you doing the rest of the day i'm going grocery shopping like i get it it's awkward um or just like tell him you'll send him a video later of you doing it boom oh beautiful nudies noodles noodle pit noodles guys this is this is a a highly requested topic and i think we're i think we're equipped to talk about it don't you feel yeah i think it's time in fact girls we're gonna tell you exactly how to perfect a nude i don't know how many podcasts are gonna be doing that but here we go first and foremost sophia what kind of nude are you first dropping on a guy well we've talked about this before

and men have said they almost prefer an implied nude over a nudie before you just hit him with the guys inside of your ladies and gentlemen this is so fucking important when you are in the beginning stages of a guy if you just go full-blown send him your labia which you can you can absolutely but this is this is the thing yeah use this as almost a way to tempt them more yeah if you full-blown are sending full nudes right away well what happens if next weekend you're trying to slide in he's already seen it all i agree keep it a little mysterious and slow it's like slowly taking off clothing i think the trajectory is the implied nude yep and then you go tits or ass which we can talk about more yep and then maybe you know nude and then i do videos right okay ass, which we can talk about more, and then maybe, you know, go vagina.

Nude, and then I do videos. Right, vagina. Okay, so let's start with the implied nude. So the implied nude, my most implied nude, like I think I said in another episode, I would have like a little baby tank that's like a V, and I don't have a bra on, so you can like basically kind of like see the outline of the tits,

maybe some nips are hard. Oh! And then like in little booty shorts, and there you go. Yeah go it's like you're laying and you send it to him and they're like oh my god fucking take off your clothes okay then you pick between tits or ass and alex you brought up an interesting point what did you say you know the strategies i take so my strategy is i always feel out through dirty talk you can tell if a guy's an ass guy or more of a tit guy. They may be both, but usually they have a preference a little bit more. So if he's an ass guy, I then first tempt him with the tit.

I don't give him what he wants first. So if he likes tits more, I send him more of my ass shots. So that way then you still have yet to use that like big boy in your arsenal where like he loves those tits. Well, he's going to see my ass first kind of vibe. Yes. Let's talk about boob nudies okay um i think it's fucking stupid when girls will do where they cobble cobble jesus i can't talk today where you cover one nipple and then you have the other one out what the fuck is the point when i was in high school i wish that I still had access to the nudes I was sending. No, I would fucking die if I saw my nudes in high school.

I remember that I would send one boob. What? Just literally an up close of one boob and one nipple and send that. Like, here's a nippy. Like, what is that? Like, what? He's like, what is the other one? Actually, actually, actually, let's go down memory lane.

High school nudes, I want to die. In high school, I remember there was this guy named Tom. Tom. Not our editor. This was in high school. Shout out to you, Tommy. And he asked me for a nude, a picture of my breasts specifically. Your breasticle.

Sometimes guys will hit you with a specific nude they want. Yeah, like I want to see your tits. Yeah. And me and my two friends, we were like, okay, let's all take a picture of our tits yeah um and me and my two friends we were like okay let's all take a picture of our tits no and we'll pick the hottest one and whoever has a better rack and send it his way i would do stuff like that all the time oh my god and i'm i'm thinking back on it and i'm like so when i hooked up with him and i sent fucking taylor's yeah yeah was he gonna be like uh these are not your boobs he's like your nipples look very different dude that's actually dude not cute

not cute but okay back to the the boobie nudes um sorry it's all right I fucking love it boob nudes I think it's really hot if you hold them together with like one hand if you try to like bring them together that's hot and one of your thumbs could be maybe like kind of covering one nipple. But that looks way less try hard than if you're just straight up cover a nipple with your fucking hand. So hold them together. Or if you have a bra on, pull down the one side of the strap and then have kind of like you pulling down that side of the bra. So like a nipple's out. That's hot.

I've done that before too. So those are just like the beginning of boobie. Boobie shots are hot guys but you gotta like make them look big and blunt just like hold them so the other day alex okay i was trying to take an ass shot oh my god this was so fun though dude i know you were dying i hadn't really done them that much. And so I reached out to my friend, Alex, and you told me, I remember clear as day, you were like, put on little tiny booty shorts that have your ass hanging out. Yeah. And go into your room.

I probably did it in front of you, actually. Yeah, you did it in front of me. And you angle the camera from the bottom and it's from the bottom up. So you're like taking a picture almost of underneath your ass. You know, this is, this is a. Thank you. He loved it. He loved it.

No guys, I wish you could have seen because Sophia's going in and out of her room. She's like, wait, what, how does this one? I'm like, no, no, no. You got to get more of an angle so you can like kind of see like a little bit of your pussy. And he's like, she's like, wait, no, no, more, more. It was actually a video and I just kind of like moved my butt quickly which if you are gonna do a video yep i i almost sent something that could have completely ruined the relationship with this man

i was angling the camera my ass looked great and then of course i had to bring the camera back up to turn off the video to end the video and my face looked like gollum and you were about to you didn't realize that that was the end of the video literally lord of the rings like all of a sudden i bring the camera up and it's my fucking face be careful when you're sending videos that you are editing them and cutting them yeah i want to talk about that ass shot really quickly because I think this is a really great opportunity for girls. A great opportunity. A great opportunity.

So it's iconic. The ass looks amazing at this angle. Fire. Okay. How I transition from an ass shot to a video ass shot is I usually take a video then of my hand squeezing one of my ass cheeks and then i'll like slap it and it will jiggle because what a guy wants is we always say pov shot a guy wants to envision themselves doing that so like me grabbing it and slapping it and leaving a mark on my own ass and sending him that video at that angle yeah Yeah. It's like, by God, like this is the best fucking thing I've ever seen.

It's all about the angles. Oh, a thousand percent. It's all about the angles. Let's talk about some wet shit. Okay. So this girl wrote in and I want to read it. Okay. Because it was so hot.

Okay. And she said that she was going to let us know about her boyfriend's most favorite nude that she's ever taken. Love it. So this is some serious knowledge. Intel. I'm spreading. Okay. She said, while taking a bubble bath, I grabbed my phone and pulled my body up out of the water a little bit.

You want to have your tits out of the water and you can tilt your hips to show your pussy too. Without being totally out of the water, the bubbles can sort of frame your body and you can use them to make your waist look smaller. Not to mention that just being in a bathtub is sexy and the way your skin looks all wet and soapy is so hot to guys. I mean, men love when you're wet.

Well, that could work several ways. Just any time, wet anywhere. Sophia read this to me this morning and I was like one of the best nudes I've ever taken. I showed it to you.

Do you want me to explain her nude? She's literally holding a towel and it's showing some side boob. It's of the side of your body. Yes. This is like actually hilarious that I'm explaining it. It's of the side of Alex's body. A little under the butt still. Under the butt.

A little lower. Yeah. So it's showing the outline of your ass, like the left side of your ass. Yep. The left side of your tit. Yep. And then there's water trickling down my body yes oh my and then you're holding the towel to kind of cover you so like i'm kind

of covering my nipple with the towel i love that i was able to explain to the fact that yeah right here we go so i think anything girls if you can take that like out of the shower out of the bath or in the bath fucking hot those are the go-to's like that. I think a lot of girls forget that to take. Yeah. Do you want to talk about vagina shots really quickly? Because those are risky. Vagina shots. I think girls are like terrified of taking those.

I think to make your vagina look cuter is you should have something in it. Yeah. We've said it before. Okay. Like your fingers, a toy, something like that. But also, you can just own it, and it's a vagina, and send it however you want. But Alex and I were talking about this, a video.

I just think that's so hot. Videos take things to a different level. Oh, yeah. They can be so nasty and disgusting because you can be making noises while you're fucking yourself. Totally. The noise of being so wet. You can show a bunch of shit.

Oh my, so hot. You know? So that's like the next level of a nude. Yeah. So men, you thought we forgot about you. Oh, you little dick pics suckers. We didn't. We didn't forget about you.

Men, I'm not even going to be mad at you for sending a dick pic. No. forget about you men i'm not even gonna be mad at you for sending a dick pic because alex and i were talking about this like what are they gonna send a picture of their pectoral muscles it's very quiet they're difficult for the men yeah we've got the ass shot the tit shot the v shot the face shot the back shot the it's we have options yeah men don't nope it's a dick and then like what their body if they have like nice bottom abs. Well, I... And even still then. Even still then.

Let's just get into it. Yes. Okay. So most girls say that a dick pic is always gross and they don't want one. And I disagree with that person. I disagree too. Okay. I'm glad we agree.

I'm glad. I mean, people are so shocked. They're like, the Call Her Daddy girls like dick pics? mix who thought if it's unwarranted no no listen first of all just putting it out there ever sent in dm format fuck out of here blocked blocked and blocked knock it the fuck off absolutely not not okay never in a million years not here not for it not gonna happen never never not if there's a gun to your head. Nope. Nope.

Not if your family's life depends on it. You're not doing it. You're not doing it today. Seriously. Yep. However. It's situational. It really is.

He's a flaccid dick pic ever, okay? Because I'm not even going to lie to you. My ex one time sent me that. Saying what? I don't remember. I just feel like he probably was like, get it hard. Oh my. to make it hard it's like a before and after it's like here it is now like depending on your performance sexing and you're nude hopefully you may be able to get up no i would literally be like dude anyone sending you a fucking flaccid honestly i think that may

be a better way to get a girl's attention in the dms if you send a flaccid dick than a hard dick that's never warranted don't fucking say no no okay but i said it was situational let's talk about situations so my ex-boyfriend and i we dated for a while and i would find it really hot when he would be at like a work event or at a dinner or something and he and we were like kind of talking dirty. Or he's just like, I was just thinking about you and like I'm hard thinking about you. And he would take a picture like in the bathroom stall, how we were talking about. Or like just kind of like move his pants and take a picture.

I was kind of into it. Even like sending a, showing the outline in his pants. Like, I'm so hard, I'm at a work event. Sometimes he would send the outline and like kind of be in his pants right i'm so hard i'm at a work event sometimes he would send the outline and like kind of be holding his yes yeah see i think that okay this is a thing guys what you have to understand about dick pics is girls need like we always have said kind of like girls obviously need to be way more mentally stimulated so when you're telling me that like i turned you on and therefore you just got hard at a work event and you show me that that turns me on for sure because like it's a situation where i just did that to you if it's unwarranted it's okay sometimes but there's

just levels that a girl needs to get there yeah i mean what it really comes down to is men are just way more visual. Yes. Than women. Yes. Like there has to be like something. That you're also saying. When you're showing her.

Yes. That you're hot. I also just want to say. I do personally think it's hot. If. A guy and I are talking dirty. And he sends me a video. Of himself like.

Jacking off and finishing. To like what we were just saying. I think it's hot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've had guys do it. And I'm like. That's hot. Because you're sending that to me i mean they could be sending it to 12 other

girls i would never know but yes yeah so i think it's hot guys just be sparing with the dick pics and know when is the right time don't send it unwarranted she's fucking driving with her mom to church and she gets a dick pic i'm gonna going to swear off the fucking road. And then also this specific picture that men take. Let me just break it down, okay? The Christopher Columbus. Okay. Okay? Listen up.

Okay. Christopher Columbus. You guys remember him? You guys remember. No. 1492. Columbus sailed the ocean blue. Sophia. I sorry ah okay scholar it's when the guy are you about to talk about when christopher columbus passed you're like guys i'm talking

about when christopher um took a picture of his dick uh this isn't in the history books you read at school but it did happen sofia knew him personally okay okay so what is it it's when a man and so many girls are gonna be like holy shit the guy is in the bathroom okay he has his one foot up on the toilet like christopher on america and has like sometimes the hand on the hip with the dick like the hard dick out prefer hopefully you're sending soft dick pics then dms so christopher columbus found america christopher columbus just discovered america he's putting in the flag the fucking pioneers with the foot on the rock plymouth rock shit he's like my dick is america look look what i got men knock it the

fuck off once again feet flat on the ground that's gonna be like the mantra for this episode wow you guys gotta knock it off with this one knock it the fuck off both feet need to be on the ground if you're gonna be trying to take this that's yes we don't want we don't want the foot up on the toilet like no no no and honestly that goes for girls too because i've seen girls do that when they're trying to do like the spread lip spread vagina yeah like one foot up no no we don't need that i don't think actually the toilet really needs to be part of the picture at all in the background i think at the forefront at the bottom of your foot no i ever i don't think the toilet ever needs to make an

appearance the shitter can stay where the shitter should be not in a goddamn nude totally agree i think that's an amazing point christopher columbus really hitting hard facts today christopher columbus you're done you're done i think also christopher i was about to say a history thing and like i'm done i was actually like christopher raped and um pillaged all these villages and so like stop and i'm like sophia you're not in history class actually in fact christopher columbus there's like this big theory that he didn't even get to america so like there's this really big controversy okay back to dick pics jesus but i wanted to clarify yeah so men basically we want to talk about your dick pics so you can can't do that. You can't do that.

My second one. This is the last one I'm going to bring up. It's the man's penis. And the man decides to include an inanimate object next to the penis. So that you can get a full understanding of the girth and length of said penis. Right. Only a giving moment right but women don't want it we don't want it we don't women barely want the dick pic in certain occasions

so to add in like the remote right or the cucumber right we could do without we just want to focus on the actual penis right and I don't really want to be there and be like okay so the cucumber is this big and the tip of his dick is hitting this part of the cucumber so it's going to be this big and this is how it's going to feel on my pussy and then I'm going to come this way and like let's get the measurements and like could you just take it with a ruler because you're wasting my time if you're gonna do it with an object for the ruler put the rule how about that right how about that if you're gonna do it then get a ruler i agree with you stop making us do math no okay no and like what if we what if i

spread my pussy lips to expose the hole of my vagina and then like a quarter next to it a penny a penny a dime dude some girl wrote it and like look at the size of the dime in my vagina i'm so tight like it's the equivalent of that wait dude some girl wrote it and was like i sent a guy um a picture of my pussy and i was holding a taco next to my pussy and i said which taco do you want to eat tonight? Would you ever do that? There should not be any other things in the photo. No, and especially food. Not food. Come on.

Not change. Like the lettuce kind of gets stuck to her pussy. No, disgusting. No. Guys, the private part just needs to be the focal point. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I don't want to see your dick next to like a pear.

No. Okay. So I have some daddy girls wrote in about the whole thing about like, oh, they put shit the focal point yeah i agree i don't want to see your dick next to like a pair no okay so i have um some daddy girls wrote in about the whole thing about like oh they put shit next to their dick and one girl was like he put the peach emoji at the top of his dick like at the tip of his dick and he was like this could be you about to slide down on my dick. Your ass about to go down on my dick. Is the peach supposed to be like symbolic of her ass and that's like his way of asking to do anal? Do I want to shove my dick so far up your asshole?

No, I think it's probably like her doing reverse cowgirl or some shit. I don't think we need to put an emoji. Because I think it's stupid when they cover a part of their dick with it. What is that? That's even right that's worse that's worse use the top hat emoji and give your dick a little hat give it a little extra growth yes like give it a couple extra inches or put like the fucking shooting star you could fuck with her you could be like you don't even know how big my dick is because it's wearing a hat you don't know how how much longer it goes. Yeah, guys, don't fucking do that. Did you just say, what emoji did you say?

Let's move. I said shooting. Sorry. We can move past it. But I think the point is. His ejaculation is magic. I've got the magic. Okay.

I hate that song. So never put an emoji in your fucking nude in general. I've seen girls do that where they cover their nipples with emoji. this is interesting there were a few of these girls wrote in saying a guy sent them a video of himself walking like towards a mirror with his erect penis okay and they would put something on their erect penis like one girl said a guy put a tissue but like he put his dick inside of the tissue box and was like walking so the dick is like holding holding up the tissue box there was like a gatorade bottle this is like a guy trying to show like it's like the equivalent of a guy at

the gym trying to show how much weight he can lift his penis strength he's like look at the massive amount of fucking pounds i can hold on this his dick is holding like a pot well his dog he does fucking like big like like his dick curls leg curl dick curl the sad thing is is it's one thing if he's trying to be funny and he's your fucking boyfriend oh yeah i bet you that these guys are trying to be sexy and turn the girl on. And it's like, look at this fucking Kleenex box hanging from this ginormous schwarmadong-dong. My dick can hold up a tissue box. Imagine what it can do to your fucking G-spot is what they're thinking. And every girl's like, no, no, no. What is wrong with men?

What is wrong with men? It's because they're so immature and they're like whoa my dick can do this and it can do this and they're like wow dude how many times have you ever gotten a guy that you're like close with and it's not in a sexual way they send you the slow-mo video of them whipping their penis from side to side no i've seen the windmill when they like i haven't had a guy send me a video i wish but i when they come back from after we just fucked and they're like flapping around I've seen the windmill. I haven't had a guy send me a video, I wish. But when they come back from after we just fucked and they're like flapping it around. Oh my God.

Every boyfriend I've had has done that. That's so good. One of my boyfriends would send me, guys, you should have your boyfriend do this. Slow-mo. Circle around the windmill and flapping it onto his thighs. Why are you telling girls to do that? Yeah. We're like, men are so immature. I'm like, do the windmill. It's it onto his thighs why are you telling girls to do that yeah we're like men are so immature i'm like do the windmill it's hilarious a boomerang okay okay um i cannot believe people fucking wrote that shit in well yeah and i think every girl listening now

you're like okay so you guys are saying what are some of the weirdest dick pics girls have gotten i also wrote down some of the weirdest nudes men said they've gotten from women because we gotta play both sides wait okay I want to hear this shit um daddy gang men wrote in and said dude this was one of the most frequently written in and it makes me want to cry for women what a lot of men said they've gotten nudes from girls with say they were like spreading their pussy lips or like they were bent over so there was toilet paper in their asshole like little pieces of toilet paper or even like girls oh no if i'm sending a bent over picture i'm looking at those for an hour before i send

them that's why i don't get it are they not looking at the nude before they send it like are they not sending this nude to their friends are they not zooming in i cannot imagine sending a nude with a mistake that big in it right so let's learn how to wipe ladies and gentlemen for real this is the real girls girls you gotta wipe all the way thorough like imagine if you go to a hookup and you have some shit in your asshole oh my god and he goes like finger your butthole and he gets like a nice little fucking tp in his fucking fingertip hello so that was a huge one girls i didn't know we had to tell you but obviously

make sure you don't have toilet paper stuck up your butthole um another one was the tampon string she was trying to hide the tampon string but he like saw it stop it like stop stop it wait so this girl really was too lazy to just take the tampon out for the picture like you couldn't just rip it out like you're not gonna have a fucking flood you can do it for fucking 30 seconds take it out even fucking a 10 minute trying to hide it like behind like what did she grab a little piece of paper and try to hide it behind she like tucks it in her flaps are you kidding dude wait i'm dead serious where is she trying to hide the string behind the left flap like what i don't understand at that point it's like what's the white shit in your flap bitch like what the

fuck is going on why isn't she does i guess shove the string up her vagina girls take the fucking tampon out take it out um there was a lot of men this was another heavily written in one they would do a mirror pic in the bathroom but in the background there was the toilet and there was poo in the toilet how how no no no how okay we just discussed do not have the toilet in the picture make sure there's no shit in it what girls what these girls the i'm the girls that are sending these must be no fucking they take nudes for a living they're like blast off here you go there you go look um oh god guys we love you so much. I know this is kind of like a weird time right now, too, with Corona.

And like everyone's feeling kind of isolated. And don't worry, because we're going to be back next week. We're going to have the fucking weirdest episode coming for you. Yeah. But for right now, again, FaceTime sex, sending nudes and sexting is really all we can be doing. And spending time with family. Oh, right. I understand that a lot of you right now have had to go home to your house that you grew up in with your parents, with your families.

You're kind of going stir crazy. Right. And it's a weird feeling, too, because you're getting stir crazy and you hate your family and you're horny. Yeah. You want to get fucked. You want to be getting fucked. But then like your fucking dad is creeping and like looking at you and your mom is over there just like whipping up the paddy right and you're like i want to masturbate but they're in the room right next

right now is the time to get creative now is the time to push through now is the time to find that strength within guys to really rank up the fucking volume on your movie and take your hand and get down and give yourself a nice little carousal shoes i'm assuming that is code word for masturbation yes thank you they are not gonna hear you click click click taking nudes absolutely they're not absolutely not no they try to walk in fat lock on that door hey mom sorry i'm just taking a fat nap yeah ever heard of privacy mom yeah figure it out all we'll figure it you'll figure it out tell them you're going down into the basement because you want to find the little kool-Aid packets because you're feeling a little mixed drink. You go down there.

You pull up the FaceTime sex in between the cupboards of cans. And that's where you do it. You hide in the basement closet. What? No, go into your room. Don't have FaceTime sex in the middle of the basement. Anyways, the moral of the basement anyways the moral of the story is guys we've got you there's a lot of growth that can happen during this time take

advantage yeah take advantage we love you guys so much daddy gang strong um i am i am genuinely so excited for next week i'm so fucking excited i literally can't we already ordered alcoholic we're ready to fucking go yeah and our plan is because we have this recording equipment at our apartment. We're literally just going to pick a time that we feel like in a good ass mood. And we're just going to sit down and hold these microphones and go. Yeah. So I'm kind of terrified. I think it might be our best episode.

Yeah. Don't focus on the trail right now. Focus on getting the universe and the world healthy. And then we'll get back on that trail. Yeah. We love you guys. Love you. focus on getting the universe and the world healthy and then we'll get back on that trail. Yep. We love you guys. Love you. Daddy.

Every fucking Wednesday. Bye daddy.