Call Her Daddy - 78- Seeking Arrangements: Our Story

Episode Date: March 25, 2020

This is how you should do Corona.

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy good morning good evening good afternoon who even knows what time it is welcome to the call her daddy show this week all the days are blending blend blur and you know we're here it's us it's alex it's sophia it's you it's me it's the daddies it's the fathers back at it again back at it for another episode of call her daddy we're on what mimosa are you on i'm on three but i'm feeling good me too i feel like i'm ready to roll guys as you know we're recording from home yep this is kind of fucking amazing it is like we get to just we gotta be drunk while we're recording and i like it corona the quarantine it's getting to us it's getting to us and just

before we get started if you're gonna get upset about corona jokes whoever's listening turn this off get the fuck out move along we're gonna talk about it freely yeah we are we're in new york um as everyone knows we are in the pit of the storm yes it's we're actually kind of in the beginning yeah stages yeah but like people that are already going stir crazy i'm like you do realize you have weeks of this oh right right right i more so meant like the location we're in the armpit of the um no it's fine but i like yeah so we're in new york epicenter the epic motherfucker the big word i know big word big girl getting smart and i just want to say something about new york actually oh yeah i was talking to my mom and she's

in Utah and she was complaining about being quarantined and I'm like anyone that's in a house means to shut the fuck up because for a lot of us New Yorkers what is social distancing you're supposed to be six feet apart our apartment like when Alex and I go to our rooms at night we're not even six feet apart no literally yeah new york is so fucking hard to social distance yeah i love that you just said that because i think there's a lot of memes online right now of kylie jenner kylie jenner got on her snapchat and was like guys i love being at home i don't know why everyone is getting upset. Like embrace being at home.

Bitch, you live in a mansion. She lives in a mansion and like she could have whatever she wants set up in her backyard. Thank you. She wants an amusement park. There you go. She wants a shopping mall. She calls someone. They set up a shopping mall.

Stormy has an extra house in the backyard set up for herself. But if you guys are in a house you're lucky yeah but i also have to say i could have gone home to pennsylvania and i was like the thing is is going home is scary too because it's like being locked up with your family can get really oh i mean you notice it during the holidays like towards the end of new years you're like i I got to go. I got it. And I'll see you around, mom.

So I feel like staying in New York, like you don't annoy me as much as like my siblings can annoy me. So I'm going to stay put. Yes. Also, we have to work. Oh, yeah. I was just pretending like doesn't even matter. I'm like, I could go solo, I guess.

Yeah, no. Yeah, we have to work. I think the social distancing thing is really hard for some people yeah like my grandparents they're obviously part of the demo that is the most at risk right and they were out fucking shopping up a storm yesterday oh wow and my whole family got so upset i feel like it's really fucking i get why you guys are upset. Because it's also, but it's fucking hard to tell old people to like. You can't tell them what to do.

No, grandma, stay inside. And she's like, get out of here. I'm going. I'm cruising on my scooter. Yes. Not to mention. I don't know if your grandma has a scooter, but I just threw that in there. Sorry.

No, she actually can just walk. Okay. Okay. Okay. But they are actually the last people that should even be getting stuff because they're Mormon. Oh, I thought you were going to say because of their age. What does Mormon have to do with it? The Mormon actually are more at risk.

What? Yes. What do you mean? No, because people from the LDS faith, they have already like a storage locker somewhere in their house with a year's worth of supplies of like essentials and food and shit they've been ready for the fucking coronavirus since the beginning i'm sorry and i'm hoping that daddy gang is on the same page with me i don't know wait wait wait okay i don't know anything about that culture so when you talk about it i always think it's like really interesting so mormons believe that there's going to be a second coming of christ yes got it and so they were they're told by the church

to have like a year's worth of supplies in their house already wait why because you can't go outside if christ comes they think it's going to be like a type of apocalypse type thing oh they should be set oh so they have magic yeah they're hoarding yes they're fucking being greedy but i love calling out your grandparents on our podcast this is gonna be really fucked up and i don't want anyone to take it the wrong way no but a part of me during this whole situation is kind of glad that all my grandparents are dead no no and that sounds fucking wrong but i feel like if i like my nano was alive i'd be so fucking scared yes so like i don't know so grandparents everyone silver lining dead

grandparents it's just you gotta look at the bright side yeah um okay what else what else i i actually wrote down some notes because i was like i want to talk about this okay the corona food issue um I have an issue specifically well my issue I have been preparing similar to your grandparents I've been preparing for like an apocalypse like I feel like I'm not gonna be able to go outside yeah because you kind of can't right so I'm stocking up I'm stocking up on a lot of frozen food and then it will like be dinner time and i'm whipping out my di giorno pizza popping it in and eating the whole thing i'm eating all the food that i'm supposed to be fucking keeping in case i can't go outside the di giorno pizza was for like week three yeah i know i ate it day one then also i just have anxiety about

corona so i'm overdoing it yeah i'm stress eating and then i'm eating all the stuff that i'm supposed to be bulking up on and saving it's just like really fucking hard i got completely fucked on my delivery order this is gonna be a little side note if people are still with us i did an order from whole foods and i don't know who the fuck Whole Foods thinks they are insulting my intelligence. But you know if you order something and it's out of stock, they give you substitution options. Spring rolls? I literally, they ended up coming to my house with maybe two items I ordered and ate things of fucking spring rolls they're like we're out of toilet paper spring rolls out of pizza spring rolls i'm like no why is there like an

overstock of spring rolls like no one wants to eat them yeah yeah so um it's you know it's going well over here guys i think it's been like i think i've seen a lot of stuff on the internet of people being like the scariest part is this is just the beginning. Yeah. And I already feel like I'm fucking losing. Right. And you know what? We realize that we are actually in a very, very good place compared to other people.

No, we are. We're thankful. But we also just like to bitch. Yeah. No, I'm always going to bitch. Oh my God. I said this the other day. Um, there's a saying and it's like, of course guys the quarantine is getting to us she's getting

deep oh shit um there's a saying and it's like let it out honey let it out honey there's a saying and it's like of course some people's pain is gonna be like there's like things happening in the world that's like really hard for some people saying does not fucking go like that but it's like it's like everyone's pain is pain right like my pain like may not be as intense as others but i'm feeling my pain so let me be in my pain everybody's pain is pain okay that's actually beautiful i really like the title of this episode yes um okay what else is going on um i have a confession that i've never actively watched the news or been into politics which i understand now that i'm getting older it's like it's time yeah because we've had the news on around the clock yep president trump i'm not getting into politics here i'm not saying i

like him or i dislike him it's a reality show it's like watching real housewives of new york it is it's on the same level i didn't know that i was missing i know the best reality television fuck the kardashians president trump is out here putting on the best fucking show I've ever seen It's the best shit I've ever seen He is I mean, yeah, I don't want to get political No But like, my God

But my God, if you're bored, fucking turn on CNN Okay, so let's do a quick personal update Give it to us, Sophia Okay, well, I have a full-blown stalker Okay, perfect But actually, it's Suitman and me I love that We-blown stalker. Okay, perfect. But actually, it's Suitman and me. I love that. We're a couple stalker.

We're both dealing with a stalker, and so much shit has gone down in the past six months that I've never talked about, and I'm ready to talk about it soon. You're collecting. Yes, I'm collecting all of the info because there is so much shit that goes into it. Perfect.

Emails, my mom has been contacted by the stalker. It gets wild. His father has been contacted by the stalker it gets wild his father has been contacted yes lots so that's great just sit tight i don't know who's living a worse nightmare you or me my update right now how do i put it how do you put it because it's kind of like does not make any fucking sense it's really hard for me to explain it and i'm going to try to do it as best i can we need a diagram here we go you all know the canadian a guy i'm fucking talking to regularly he sent me a photo there's three men in the photo i am talking to all three of those men how do they all know each other how are they all hanging out why are they quarantining together i have no fucking idea yes i just want you all to picture yourself what i'm trying to say is three of my side hoes side hoes are all hanging all hanging out how does

that happen let's take a moment of silence picture yourself you get a picture and three men that you are talking to that you didn't even know knew each other existed yep are fucking together yep step one that's the picture i get then it gets worse and they start group facetiming me together all three night all all together it's just a big happy fucking party and i'm losing the laws of physics it doesn't fucking make sense it doesn't it kind of makes you seem like a whore like how many guys are you fucking but they all live they all live in different parts of the country But for some reason During quarantine okay

Two of them have the same profession right The third one is such A fucking outlier it doesn't Make sense it makes no sense but it is what It is but it is and that's your reality So I have to live in that I have to live in that every day How does Alex proceed we don't know yet

i just they keep facetiming me i keep answering right i'm i'm being nice i'm laughing cheering i don't know what to do right so i'm taking it day by day you're like are they discussing my pussy right because one of them is fucked one of them yes one of them has fucked me the other two i have actually not even met i'm in the beginning stages of talking to them We're gonna go ahead and put that shit on halt Right I'm so aware that I can't be texting all of Them while they're quarantined in the same house

No sticking with the Canadian Obviously it may shift When quarantine's over but for now For now if you were Texting all three of them they are Sitting down at the table and comparing texts. Did Alex send you the heart emoji and the fucking squirt emoji?

Bitch. Yeah. Although I am single and I can do whatever the fuck I want. I got to play this strategically so I don't kill off two men that I haven't even fucking met yet. Right. So that's that. Only this would happen to you.

That's all I got to say. Thank you, Sophia. fucking met yet right so that's that only this would happen to you that's all i gotta say thank you sophia um on the topic of facetime because i feel like during corona a lot of facetiming has been going on oh yeah oh yeah up your data plans if you don't have wi-fi ramp it the fuck up yeah amount of men currently facetiming me oh is quite unbelievable okay remarkable to say no okay literally that sounded very conceited but let me explain because it has literally nothing to do with what i'm doing i'm not doing anything special over here there are no sports. There is a lockdown. Men are breaking by the motherfucking minute. And all of a sudden, bitches are getting texts back from men that they have not heard from in a fucking year. Right. Year.

Right. Coming out of the goddamn woodwork. Yeah. And it's beautiful to see. Yes. It's like men are yearning for a woman's touch. And since they can't get it they're doing the next best thing which is facetime so that's time yeah and we wanted to talk about it because

facetiming can be a little bit nerve-wracking guys it can be really nerve-wracking especially if you if it's like one of your first times facetiming a guy so like can i just give an example yeah i remember when i was talking to this guy you know who it is okay and we would facetime and every single time we would facetime i would set up my phone like at an angle where i looked hot and i would not fucking move would it it was it was like i was paralyzed and i was like oh my god if you move your face a little to the right you look like fucking golem you look ugly so keep it there and he called me out on it at the end of the face time wait what he was like does your neck hurt or something like you haven't even moved so i understand that it's nerve-wracking okay so

just please what did you say? I was like, oh my God, what are you doing? I probably pressed click and stopped talking. You're like, what? So no, FaceTiming can be really hard. And I remember we were talking about this the other day because I'm talking to this guy who lives in LA and we've been, we keep saying, let's have a FaceTime date. Let's have a FaceTime date.

And naturally I, he's never seen me on facetime so you want to look good yes but you don't want to look like you just got ready for a date can we talk about that because if you go to facetime a guy and you have a full face of makeup i'm talking fake eyelashes eyeshadow a smoky eye lip liner to the nose you look like a weirdo you look and especially during corona yes where why do you have makeup on yes in the first place you look like you're insecure about the way you look and you're trying way too hard so i think if you guys can maybe go light you gotta do the no makeup makeup look contour the fuck out of your face mascara but don't for a second make it look like you put makeup on we don't that made a lot of sense

everything draw your face on but don't let them know you drew it on type of shit guys it's it's yeah it's hard yeah i think that i think that maybe going light on the mascara is the way to go and maybe the eyebrows go light on the fill in yeah um so minimal and then it's like all right i was trying to figure out do i show tits do i do minimal tits do i do a fucking hoodie like what is your first facetime go-to I think the first FaceTime you can't show cleavage I agree the first one is really setting the precedent for all the other face yeah it's like are you a whore are you not and you can absolutely be a whore yeah but you don't want to full-blown let him know whore right not on the first right it's honestly kind of like

dating in person it is on the first date with a guy you don't want to just you know be showing your ass cheeks you're showing up with little tassels on your nipples yes it's kind of similar i don't think any girl goes on a first date like that but here's one of my biggest um facetime tips when you're talking to like a new guy or a new girl my strategy is to always have an out, which I mean by that, like when I get on the FaceTime, I make sure he kind of knows like, oh, I got to go do something in a little bit, which I'm like very curious. What is your out during Corona? I'm like the laundry is buzz, buzz. Got to go. Like, did you just hear the dishwasher? Got to go. Literally Corona is making it a little bit harder, but, um, normal FaceTime, I'm always like, okay, hear the dishwasher gotta go literally corona is making it a little

bit harder but um normal face time i'm always like okay like i gotta go like i'm going to eat with my friends or something but in corona time in corona time i think it can be good where you can say like oh shit like i have to get on a phone call for work or something yes um you could say like shit sorry my roommate just texted me she needs me i gotta go like yeah yeah if it's at night you can just be like okay my friend is actually waiting we're gonna play a board game yeah or like we're gonna drink some wine like i'll text you totally always having an out because i think that there's this weird thing of like when the fuck does this convo end it's awkward it's awkward. Another tip that I have is like, this is going to sound so over the top, but try it out. Like look at yourself in your phone and be like, does the lighting in my bedroom make

me look like horrifying? Well, you've been gone. Yes. I've been in your room. I've been on the balcony. I've been laying on the couch, on the floor, on the bar stools, on the floor on the bar stools on the chairs in my bed in the bathroom you never know you set up a ring light you guys now's the time to buy a ring no like straight up but i i agree with you if you i think every girl does that but like practice

your best lighting and find that lighting so that you can look bomb and confident when you get on the facetime totally maybe go as far as fucking like FaceTiming your friend first. Yeah. And asking them like, how do I look? Yeah. And another one that I just thought of, it sounds kind of stupid, but maybe you want to not start the FaceTime like sitting at like an office desk and just be like, hello, Bradley.

Hello, Bradley. How are you today? Like maybe maybe when you answer the FaceTime or FaceTime them, be walking around and pretend to turn the TV off. Have light music playing in the background. Ooh, I like. Dude, you're so right. Like how awkward when you call someone.

And it looks like you've been planning for the FaceTime your whole life. You know what I mean? There's a candle burning, a glass of wine, and like... Yeah, stop. And you're like, hello, Brad. Yeah. No, it, yeah, it kind of looks like a little, like, it looks like when you're going for, like, an online interview.

Yeah. Like, let's knock it off. And because I'm a little pussy-ass bitch... Yeah. If I'm feeling like the FaceTime is awkward... Yeah. And there's, like, an awkward silence, sometimes I will literally put them on pause. Oh, what do you say?

I'll just be like, oh my gosh, sorry. Like my roommate just texted me. Okay. And then I'll come back to the FaceTime. That's actually a really good point you bring up. The thing about FaceTime, especially if you don't really know the person and you're not like fully comfortable with them yet, is that when you are in person on a date, there can be awkward pauses.

Right. You pick up your drink. Yes. You look at the menu. It's not as weird. Yeah. Like you can people watch, like you can comment on the people around you on FaceTime. It is you and me, Bruno.

Yes. And we're in this. And if there's an awkward pause, it can be really fucking awkward. So awkward. Because it's rude if you're FaceTiming and you're doing other shit. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I actually think that sometimes like you and I have done it with the early

stages of the Canadian. But like when he would FaceTime me, I would always kind of like walk out and hang out around Sophia. Yeah. And she would come on for a second yeah she would like incorporate me and then he would be like wait Sophia's hotter like I want to fuck Sophia and then we were like three thumbs and then I had to grab the phone and be like here's my clit like the whole thing like keep them interested in any way you can guys like who are your friends out um but no yeah so I mean

FaceTime is awkward guys but during this time all I can say is the amount of FaceTiming I'm doing, it's so fucking easy because of Corona. We literally, you can hit someone up and be like, hey, what do you do? Where are you quarantining? What are you doing? Yes. Like, what are you doing right now? It's like speed dating.

Yeah. You just get on, you get off, you get on, you get off, and you hop in, you hop out, and there's no loyalty anymore. Right. Wow. So, you know. Wow, wow, wow. Everyone get excited.

Get ready. FaceTime is the move. So, I was reading listener questions from the Daddy Gang. Okay. And there is something happening, and it's not Corona. Oh. But it has to do with Corona. Love it. The amount of girls writing in saying that they have been laid off from their jobs and

because they can't obviously go out and try to get another job, they have to make some type of income from home. There is about to be a surge in sugar babies. Oh, yes. Like so many girls were writing in saying i'm getting on seeking arrangements i'm doing this blah blah and so yeah there's always seeking arrangement oh the good old day the og the og seeking arrangements again not an app it's a website yep it's a place for sugar daddies and sugar babies to me as in arrangement. Arrangement.

Get it? Yeah. Oh, good one, Sophia. So everybody that is joining needs to be verified before that they can make a profile, meaning that you have to submit a photo ID to make sure that you're not like a scam artist. Right. Obviously, though, once you get accepted, girls, you don't need to like freak the fuck out. You can use a fake name.

So it's not like your ID is on your profile. I've had a lot of friends make profiles on there. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Keep going. Uh huh. So, guys, Alex does have a little story time for us but before we get into that i've had other friends do it and they have told me that a lot of guys are full of shit you have

to be careful yeah i'm pretty sure the sugar daddies have to put their net worth right and there's like no way to really verify that right you know what i mean so it's kind of like a lot of trial and error there's like a few hobos that you gotta like weed out you know before you get like the millionaire right right and then i have a few quick tips for girls making profiles don't put your face in these pictures oh a lot of girls literally do like neck down nudes and Well and you know that's the only thing Guys care about so you're fine don't Even do it even make up just fucking

Neck down honey yeah so um yeah I think It's good to protect yourself don't put Your face yeah in the pictures because At the end of the day if you just show Your body then you're good and I think That listen at the end of the day if you just show your body then you're good and i think that listen at the end of the day every girl's dream would to be to find some guy that's willing to shell out thousands of dollars for feet pics i think that's the easiest fucking route that that's really every girl's dream at the end of the day every girl that's really just the goal just grow up feet pick shell them

no but i agree with you i think for every girl it's like the less she can do for the most amount of money that is it yes so i think that um if you put in your bio beautiful pedicured feet beautifully curated twinkle toes arch for days foot arch for days zero bunions and just all around a good time you like literally primp out your toes okay so obviously the feet pictures and then as i've been doing more research about this, the whole financial dominance thing is also something that like every girl's dream and explain what financial. It's like a fin dom situation. Yes.

And it is so fucking common. I don't really get the allure, but I remember a guy got my email. I have no idea how you remember that. I remember. I remember also how because if he was a fucking moron. And for like a couple of days, Sophia's email was like literally full blown on her Instagram with her also her phone number. So just like I was wondering, I was wondering, I was getting like so many emails and random

time. I'm like, Sophia, your shit. Oh, my God. Out there for the world. Yes. Well, now it's hidden. So don't even try. many emails and random text i'm like sofia your shit oh my god out there for the world yes well now it's hidden so don't even try this guy got my email because i had it posted for the world and he started emailing me and he was like pretty much asking me to treat him like shit and i didn't understand this is when i was like young and naive and i was like wait why and what and he was like

i remember he kept saying send me your amazon wish list that is such a big one he was like send me your wish list treat me like shit and make me buy it and send it to you like this seems santa i was like you're like you just want to buy me gifts? Dude, it's true. It's like, why? Right. Why? And here's a little vocab for you guys. These men who want to be dominated, they're called pay pigs. Yes. Pay pigs.

So the guys are called pay pigs. And what are you? You're a farmer. I don't know. What? I was going to say, what is the equivalent of a baby baby pig a piglet a piglet no i know you'd be a farmer yeah you're the farmer with the fucking stick and you fucking okay that was like the worst analogy like okay so they're pay pigs yes okay so we put on call her daddy because we were like i feel like obviously the daddy gang probably has like mad stories to tell us about their experiences.

And some of this shit is fucking wild. Alex is going to read us some shit. Yeah. So this girl wrote and she said, oh, my fucking God. Where to start with the sugar daddy stories? So basically, I went to college in a bougie ass part of SoCal. Right. Me being a hashtag broke girl who was couch hopping

decided to get on Seeking Arrangements. So I was filtering through these dudes and I came across a message that says, I'm not interested in sex. I just want companionship. Bada bing, bada boom. There you go, girl. She says, okay, cool.

I share my location with a friend and I head out. Anyways, I go to his place and I figure out why he doesn't want sex. He has a choking fetish. This man, dead ass, paid me $100 for 30 minutes of stepping on his neck 500 if i made him pass out and 1k if i broke his adam's apple what the fuck what there's no way what but like there is a like low key would you do it 1k just like pop that fucking shit down okay to be honest you would and that's fine and i respect you for that i would curb stomp i would curb stomp that bitch no right one day to just fucking pop that shit i stepping on his throat for a hundred bucks for 30 minutes stepping on the throat yes

to break his adam's apple and like potentially kill him i would be like i need 10k no because literally what do you do you just stand there while he's screaming you like pop your airpods in right listening to some fucking music also if you had to drive him to the hospital because you wouldn't just let him like bleed out and die on the floor what the fuck do you say i found him on the side of the road someone curbs tom and i don't know what's going on No dude that is like fucking awkward But also amazing good for you girl For like getting that cash

Because she ended up saying that I literally paid her bills Wow That's some like amazing shit Like maybe it's an awkward for a second But like worth the cash Like wear the combat boots over there Right

You know be prepared And maybe if you want to spice them next time Like bring those stilettos Right Like really show that Adam's apple who's boss. Okay. Moving on. But the other people that were writing in, I mean, we got so many different comments.

If you guys want us to read more, we can on another episode. But this person was talking about how she was in a situation. It was a financial dominant situation. And the guy loved her to humiliate him in private and in public and she would straight up put him on a leash and walk him around and walk him around like a dog and go to the atm and make him take out cash and then slap him with the cash like you can't make this shit up she's walking him in public in public please let me tell you the most outrageous part of all of these from the daddy gang that i thought was the most well no yeah obviously that's

very interesting what i just said one of the craziest parts of most of the dms that i got was that a lot of these men are well known men or like high I remember that like this one girl was like dude this guy is a vp of a pharmaceutical company and like pretty well known the one girl the one girl who wrote in let me just take over here here she comes this girl wrote in and I was shocked that she even included the man's name too this guy daddy gang I want to say his name so fucking badly because he legitimately is one of the richest men in the world literally not jeff bezos but in the same crew yes like he's been on bezos's yacht type of shit yes and we were gonna say his name because we're because i'm a little

reckless right contact the loud side and we asked a few people and they were like, you girls are fucking dumb. I thought you were dumb before. Now you're really dumb. This guy will come after you and you will have to enter the witness protection program. We're like, we're like, well, it will make it so much better. No, you don't understand. Like saying his name will elevate it. Like number one on the charts.

Come on. They're like, yeah, that's fine. And then your life is ruined. All of a sudden we like put his name in here. Like we're never seen again. The first name rhymes withmary okay good sophia shmary yeah but anyways it was actually also kind of like a crazy story because the girl didn't believe it was gonna be him then he showed up and it was him and he's literally in his 70s and this girl is 19 years old so just like take that with you on your journey moment of silence yeah he's he has some issues yeah yeah let's just put it that way for her she

may bang mo money mo problems i swear to god the richer the guy like the weirder kinkier shit he wants yeah we love telling you okay moving on there's someone that has a story of their own i remember it like it was yesterday guys okay our very own alex guys i was it when you got laid off from your job i forgot yes yes so alex was a little desperado i was like i want fucking cash and i want cash quick yep i was sitting with sofia i remember it very fondly we were sitting and i was like dude want fucking cash and i want cash quick yep i was sitting with sophia i remember it very fondly we were sitting and i was like dude you have so many friends i feel like that have been on seeking arrangements like should i get on it you were like absolutely get that cash i was the voice of reason and i really pushed for her to make the profile but we actually had like a lot

of fucking fun it was so fun it was so fun like coming up with a profile like coming up with my name i think i used the word like like the name oh yeah was it alexis or blake i think i remember you turning to me and being like what do i look like what name what name i'm like you could literally say your name was like fucking candy Kansas Kansas but I I think I went with Blake so I get on seeking arrangements this is big this you know how many girls would not admit that they got on there I know I don't give a fuck I don't fucking care okay so I get on seeking arrangements I've never been on the app I had not really heard about it until Sophia you brought it up so I'm like okay great so I'm perusing around and I have like randos messaging me and it's weird because

I'm pretty sure I had to give like my phone number to transition off of it and I didn't want to do did anyways i remember guys this man literally sounded like this like he was he was in his 90s okay so this guy i will never forget this guy messaged me and he was like i do not want anything sexual i'm looking for companionship and you're like bada bada bada boom i can sit here i can watch gossip girl and talk to this old ass dude abso-fucking-lutely let's go harry yes so harry calls me and he is i start he pretty much sounded like he sounded like he was in a hospital how do you say christian he sounded normal i get a call from him i start screaming i run into zopia's room i'm like holy fuck he's calling me what the fuck this dude this motherfucker had to have been pushing 80 like oh i'm sorry i'm pushing 80 i'm gonna say pushing 90 literally about to conk out

at any moment so he's like hi blake like i love the sound of your voice I just remember you I love how it's pretty much like I it's our account he I remember him saying he wanted to take care of you and this is another tip yeah these types of men love when girls play it off like they're just trying to get a good education yeah and like just need a little help like getting their diploma yeah i was like i'm living in new york and it's really hard and like i'm a college student i remember he got his dick hard when you said that literally started masturbating on the no i'm just kidding yeah so he starts being like listen like this is uh this is gonna be a great like um you know companionship and like i would love to talk you're like yep

buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy so it was kind of a strange arrangement i'm pretty sure i'm actually pretty sure he had told me that he wanted to mentor me okay that is such an old person thing to fucking say i want to be your mentor he's like mentorship program yeah i'm like oh but like you pay me i don't pay you for that program no but he the point is also like he didn't he didn't want anything sexual no shit he didn't want anything sexual like his dick has not worked for the last seven years he literally can't even get it up if he tried 10 viagras and it's like a little baby we need like his dick has not worked since he fucking got a purple heart in the vietnam war like this guy was old i don't know if he was 90, Sophia, but he was pushing. He was pushing.

He was pushing towards the light. And I felt comforted by knowing that. I felt good knowing that he couldn't do anything to me. So that was not an issue. But then I remember him being like, well, I actually have an apartment in New York. And I would love for you to just come over right and you're like me and I'm like me going over to like my grandpa's house to um warm embrace my grandpa coddle my grandpa hold my grandpa I don't think so I don't he's like he's like honey I just need a sponge bath when you get over here. I'm like, Gramps.

Dude, like, that would be one instance, though, that I would feel perfectly safe with you going over there. Like, if you guys caught in a wrestling match, you would fucking take him out. He's not getting in a wrestling match. He can't move a limb. Dude, this guy is literally bedridden. I show up here as, like, a a nurse and i go sit and just like

we hold hands like yo you could steal this guy's fucking walker steal his wallet and walk out you could have hid his walker and stole his wallet and just been like peace harry dude i'm not kidding guys guys this guy really sound like he's about to crow so one of like the cutest things he actually offered me during our two days of speaking was he was like and listen if you have a car in the city i have a car spot in dude he goes i have a parking spot in a lot that you could use i'm like harry harry you're outdoing yourself what oh my god and i guess i mean to be fair a parking spot in new york is like so expensive i don't have a car i'm right here you don't have a car like do you want to buy me one right so that was that

and then I ended up just blocking him because I was like getting grossed out with how old he was and the whole sponge bath yeah I'm like the whole Harry Harry almost wanted too much involvement he did like he was the type that was like let's talk for four hours on the phone tonight he wouldn't get off like at times I'm pretty sure I made you speak at one point I think yeah the difference between our voice I think you did make me get on the phone And I was like listen Harry You're like Harry Just fucking back off a little

If you're not going to Venmo me now Companionship has to take a seat Okay Terminated So that was like my first experience And I was like wow this is off to a great start Fucking RIP Harry there's no way he's still up and running He's not with us anymore Bless his soul and his little heart no no so that was my first experience

on seeking arrangements round of applause what a kickoff what Harry I will always remember you you broke me in it was amazing really got me off to a good start. I also think Harry kind of scared you a little bit because then you got way younger with the guy. Guys, we're not going to talk about it on this episode. I'm going to tell my full seeking arrangement story when the trail is revealed. Because, yeah, then I was like, I'm not fucking around and talking to these Nine-year-olds I don't need a companion I want fucking cash and I want it quick

And so I'm going to tell you guys Because there's a situation And I did meet up with a guy and Sophia did come So I Escorted her to her seeking arrangements Date and she was there And a lot of shit went down so that's an

exciting story we're excited to tell you guys yeah but that was that was fun um okay let's talk about sex finally i'm like i was like what are we doing dude quarantine is like making me horny like i feel like i have cabin fever i feel like i want to have sex more than i've ever wanted to have sex it's like a weird time because you have all the time in the world but it is kind of funny um the fucking people that because listen i'm you're going and occasionally trying to see suit man but you're not quarantined with him and all the guys that i'm talking to i'm not obviously with there are so many people that are dming us being like I actually thought that like my girlfriend was the love of my life and that we were gonna get married and I and now I stand her yeah and it's like holy shit people being quarantined together

I thought for a minute that I wanted to be quarantined with Slim Shady and now I'm like blessings on blessings yeah we're just doing facTimes. Yeah. Because my God, I totally get you're going to get so sick of people. Yeah. Anyways, so sex. So Alex and I, we had all these ideas and we were like, these sex moves are so good that people are going to want to leave their house and not practice social distancing and hop on the dick. And we don't want to do that. We want to give you guys a tip that you can do from the comfort of your own home. Quarantine edition. Yes.

Because we're always thinking outside the box here. So let's just say you're in the middle of sexting. Okay. Everyone envision. You're sexting your guy or your girl. You're in your quarantine pants. You're in your quarantine get up. You look terrible, but you're in your quarantine pants you're in quarantine get up you look terrible but you're

and you sent him nudes before and you want to spice it up yeah or you haven't sent him nudes yeah you want to just spice it up okay so we're not all whores over here okay you can be sending a voice memo it sounds kind of strange yeah but it really is so underrated so the way that let me give an example because people are like what do you mean a voice like hey what up babe i'm horny later if you're in the middle of sexting and you guys are getting to the point where it's been established yeah he's wanking it you're touching yourself out of nowhere you can send him a voice memo and you could in your sexy voice i can't emphasize that enough yeah you can say something like oh my god i'm touching myself right now and i'm getting so fucking wet i think i'm gonna come

soon boom something like that something that was a rough that was a rough draft that was a rough draft of what i would actually send so the point though is this man is sitting on his couch and he sees he has a voice memo from you and he presses play and he hears you saying oh my god baby i'm so wet i'm sorry any man is going to freak the fuck out dude that is so fucking hot yes again emphasis on the sexy voice that's that's the key and you could even throw in like a slight moan yes you could say oh my god my fingers are going all the way in oh my god like i'm so horny babe i can't believe i just thought that you guys get the idea yeah so the point is and i want to specify too you laid out the scene of that

they're sexting i'm gonna go ahead and say that you guys can do this also when you're not sexting your partner yeah catch them off guard catch them off guard little morning audio message to your man okay you're gonna wake up and you he has no idea you're gonna even hit him with it and you're gonna be like oh my gosh babe i woke up so horny this morning i had to touch myself i'm so wet right now thinking about blah blah blah you're hard cock whatever right go ham one i'm telling you no bitches are doing this literally no bitches are doing none stand out and that's been something i think a lot of people have anxiety about right now you can't see your hookup buddy how do i stand out this fucking voice memo you guys yes waking up and sending him a fucking voice memo saying you're so fucking horny and your voice just sounds like you are a little sex kitten it's breathy it's

moany it's you're horny you're wet like you're giving him the details and he's gonna be like what the yes whoa whoa whoa we underestimate the power of our voices we do we do that's like a metaphor for a bigger thing we've right now just yeah a woman's voice get can get a guy hard oh so hard can we discuss just quickly asmr yes we're not really gonna get into it but the whole asmr porn yeah phase is really ramping up it's i've talked to men about this and they're one of my friends that's a guy yeah he said that he will watch asmr erotica and that's how he'll get off dude we we need to talk about asmr maybe next week because i was visiting slim shady and i wanted to see if he would get turned on by it so i got on pornhub i pulled up a video of this girl doing ASMR erotica and as we were laying

there listening to her and watching her I felt my underwear move to the side it was a ghost what do you mean you felt your underwear my underwear slid to the side what do you mean you felt your underwear? I was a ghost. My underwear slid to the side. What do you mean? No. Slim Shady was getting turned on and he started fingering me. Okay. Not a ghost. Slim Shady was getting turned on.

He starts fingering me. One thing led to another with the ASMR playing. We started Having sex and while And it kept playing on the Bed the Sex was so fucking good You guys because I think having That asmr

Elevated the whole experience I mean Imagine hearing the moaning And this girl saying slutty things and making Like the smacking sex noises Into a microphone I Could tell itty things and making like the smacking sex noises into a microphone i could tell it surprised him and was like turning him on it turned me on right i was like enjoying the fuck out of it i look he would be jealous and i'd be like if you just want to like watch her of course your mind goes right to that no it was so hot i'm kidding i could totally see that like

a man could not get away with it men don't even fucking try to send a fucking voice message or asmr to your girl please don't can you imagine rebecca uh good morning morning wood for days woke up with the biggest heart i'm like no shit no shit johnny we already know that you're fucking hard 24 7 rebecca doesn't need a fucking voice memo to remind her yes this only works with girls no and when we say voice memos what we mean is the voice text message option that you can send on an iphone where you hold down the recording button and then slide up to send i mean you're welcome we gotta get creative we do and i think that's like one of the most creative things also i do want to bring up because i was re-listening to one of our episodes and i forgot

about how underrated this is too if you guys aren't using if you have an iphone sorry for all the fucking losers with galaxies i'm just kidding um but if you are not using the invisible ink yes feature in your text messages when you're sexting and texting your significant other, your partner, you're missing out. Yeah. I always forget to use this feature. Again, guys, if you don't know what the invisible ink thing is, it's a feature that sends your text message completely blurred and you have to press on the message to reveal what they're saying you can also do invisible ink on pictures and videos which i learned the hard way i i was sexting suit man okay and he was working like he was like with his colleagues yeah and i

sent him a video and i forgot to put invisible ink and he literally wrote back he was like invisible ink next time please give me oh wait but that's kind of amazing that that means that you guys use it so much that yeah that when you get an invisible ink they know it's sexual it's practical and hot it's exciting yeah like when you get that invisible ink you know they're getting nasty you know it's about to be dirty so you guys wow corona what a time what a time to be alive you and yours i think that another time to be alive is when we enter a little region a little region I like to call I forgot questions questions

questions of the motherfucking questions of the week questions of the week okay guys this is exciting questions of the week I Okay, guys, this is exciting. No question for you. Questions of the week.

Questions of the week. Okay. I literally was about to end the episode. Oh, my God, you forgot about questions? Bitch. This is a story time. So this girl wrote in and said, I used to sneak this guy into my basement to hook up in high school.

My older brother was always home, so instead of letting him go upstairs to pee and expose my top secret mission, I would make him pee in a water bottle and then hide it in the storage closet. One day, my mom was going to take Christmas decorations out and came a good two centimeters from kicking the bottle of pee every day i wonder

how i would have explained a bottle of pee in the basement oh i thought she was gonna say there's like multiple bottles of well i think there might be but she said every day i wonder how i would have explained a bottle of pee in the basement i want to applaud this girl so good it's so good and i'm trying to think of the lengths i've gone to to like hide my hookups but i also just want to point out once why can't you just take the bottle of pee to the bathroom with you wait yeah why doesn't she like our is your brother like on high alert and just watching you at all times when you come up from the basement he's like what's in the hands right show the hands show the bod is anyone hands up hands up hands up no literally you know i think that maybe like you were so brilliant up

until the point where like you could have gone down once he's gone and quickly grabbed it and shoved it down your pants and then like poured it out somewhere yes or even poured it out your window or something i guess maybe this girl was sneaking him in so frequently that there were like 30 bottles like too much it was like a full-blown case of poland spring at that point all yellow and it's like whoa also you know what you need to do instruct the bitch boy to pee before he enters the house. Fucking wrap it up, get it done, and then come through. You're allowed to urinate and then come in through the window. Yeah.

Okay. Get some rules in place. Yes. When you're in high school, you think you're brilliant. Oh my God. And you're not. The amount of times I snuck out and left the window wide open. Sweetheart, I have my dad's credit card yeah i or this is

like pretty fucking pathetic my bedroom in my house goes down to our like patio deck thing oh my god you ordered a row i i bought one of those ladders that you can throw out your window and i literally planned to escape multiple nights yeah and my dad was like, hi, I just saw that I bought a rope ladder. So like you fucking moron. I'm going to put a Christmas light. I'm like, dad. So you do shit when you're younger and you're like,

wow. How would you explain that? I would be like, I have the worst UTI. I couldn't even make it to the bathroom that's actually i literally would actually not that bad or literally just like i have no fucking idea yeah and then you blame it on your brother yeah ask george yeah ask george yeah oh i have one that is for normal life but you can also do this in corona time okay ready yes hi daddies i just

wanted to share a trick to make your man feel insecure oh i love it we love that okay order flowers to be delivered to your house slash work so house right now because corona write in the note like for someone special or something flirty act super grateful like oh my god babe thank you so much you're the sweetest and then he's gonna get confused and insecure because he obviously didn't send you the flowers and he's gonna think some other guy must have wow this is like make them insecure 101 women have been doing this for centuries this is so good during corona time if i fucking send myself flowers and i send a little pic yeah to the canadian or suit man and i'm like babe you shouldn't have he's gonna be like i. Right. What's your address?

Yes. Because now I'm about to. I'm going to send a bigger bouquet. Yep. I think that's like pretty fucking brilliant. It is. Guys, spice it up with a little fucking thing we like to call insecurity in quarantine. Okay.

So this person wrote in, and I know we've talked about this before, but I feel like I had a lot of girls recently writing this in. So this relates to both of us um hey fathers I am a junior in college talking to a 27 year old law student is a six year age gap too big of a gap I think it's too small of me me too I want you to really push your limits and like get up there no so Sophia and I have both dated older guys I was in a relationship with a guy that was 13 years older than me yeah I was in one where they were 17 years older he was 17 years older than yeah there was someone I dated and he in every time i say that people are like oh so like sugar daddy no oh no no opposite no you paid for mom yes yes um so i don't know i think there's a lot

of people that are super insecure about dating and the age gap um and i unless you are literally 19 years old dating a 60 year old. Yes. Or like even a 40 year old. Like I get it. But when you're in your 20s, once you're in your 20s, you can you can really have a raise the roof. Yeah. You can really push that roof high and above.

I I can't believe she's I mean, she's worried about six years. I don't think there's an issue with that at all. And what I do want to say is it's true. Women mature way faster than men. Yeah. So like when you're dating a 23 year old guy, you're dating someone with the mentality of a 17 year old. No, straight up.

So I almost think can be good. I also just want to point out, I have never gone out of my way to try to date older me too it's just happened that way and i think it's partly because when they're in their 20s they don't want to fucking settle down right not that that's what i was looking for but i you end up being in a relationship with a guy that's looking for a relationship. Yeah, that's such a good point. I feel like it's like we we are attracted to guys that are a bit older because one, they're more mature. But two, yeah, if you wanted something like they're kind of the guys to do with, you're going to end up being in a relationship with someone that wants to be in a relationship.

And a lot of time, I mean, guys in their 20s don't exactly do. Do you remember when we used to live in the 301? We were like, our mission is to fuck a couple college guys oh yeah because they'd be eager to please but we don't need to like we don't need to get nervous that they're gonna think that we'd be in a relationship with them so yeah i don't know i don't think you should ever be insecure about an age gap unless it's visibly obvious that this man's about to croak out and you're like young and fresh and living six years is nothing it really isn't so you're a good girl okay okay oh this is drama take a little sip of that coffee and that mimosa here we we go. Whoa. So I dated a guy for two years and I broke up with him because

things just weren't working out anymore. We blocked each other on everything and moved on. About a month later, drunk at a party, I fucked one of his best friends. My ex doesn't know about this and we agreed to keep it a secret. After some time apart from my ex i want to get back together with him i'm afraid his best friend will rat us out to spite me for getting back together with him should i get back together with him and tell him that i fucked his best friend or should i keep it to myself and hope that his friend doesn't rat us out help me dad oh my god oh my god this is so oh i feel so bad oh because it's like they had a drunken right hook up she was broken up right but imagine if you broke up with a guy yeah and then he fucked me and then i'm already I'm getting mad He wanted to get back

Together with you I mean could you ever Get over that I don't think I could No No But girls are also different Girls are different

But I also think guys Are almost worse different Sometimes Sometimes Because I do This is the thing And Oh this is fucking hard

Because Men We kind of have talked About in the past Men If they're just trying to fuck you they don't care if their boys have usually no to date you is a complete different topic and if you have fucked one of their boys like i've talked about the canadian with about this he's like if you fucked one of my really good friends i um but i haven't fucking yet yeah um but he's like if you

fucked one of my really good friends i would be really annoyed and i wouldn't want to date you so i need to keep that in mind but um but that it is different for men there's something about they don't give a fuck if they're fucking around but the dating thing for them they like like their precious little cargo yeah so i could see your ex literally yes never wanting to get back with you because of this but but you have to tell him yeah because yeah there might be a slim chance that he decides to be like she was honest about it and they were drunk whatever i'm gonna like look past this there is a chance yeah if you don't tell him you're gonna be living in fear you're living in fear if the best friend does rat you out you're so completely fucked yeah you're gonna be so cut

off and you're gonna be getting the text of like you're such a fucking whore you're a liar you're a slut you're a cunt or this or that and like no how do you realistically move forward without saying anything like imagine if they like get engaged and like at their wedding, the best friend is like the best man and like has been inside you and like rearrange your gut. Right. Yeah. That's not, um, there's no win-win here. You, you just got to tell him you, you, yeah.

Unless you 100% knew without a doubt, the friend would take it to the grave. And that's the shitty thing is let's say friend would take it to the grave and that's the shitty thing is let's say he does take it to the grave like you just said the wedding thing but like there is a part of me that just doesn't even feel like that would be good for your mental health because to live in fear and to have that hanging over your head you would lose your shit yeah you would eventually i think end up wanting to tell him just so it's off your chest so i agree if you want to get back together with him you have to tell him yeah and then you know he may not want to get back together with you but it would it's better you tell him now than later in the relationship because i'm telling you it'll be

10 times worse of a reaction is if he finds out that you led him to date you again and and failed to bring this up to him right and that's gonna completely ruin his relationship with his best friend actually either way it probably will so wow hey guys story time so the other weekend my boyfriend was eating me out and i happened to have my phone next to me. For some reason, while he was eating me out, I got on my phone and looked up lesbian porn. I watched about 40 seconds of the two girls eating each other out before I had a crazy good orgasm. After I went to the bathroom to pee and left my phone in his room. And I'm pretty sure he opened up my phone and saw the lesbian girls going down on each other do i bring this up to him help oh wow okay wait i'm a little confused how he didn't

notice her right grabbing her phone but i mean i guess like i guess sometimes guys really go swimming in there and they like get deep in and like they don't make eye contact yeah like i mean we tell men don't make eye don't look up but i feel like i usually every time i'm looking at the guy eating me out right but i i really do think i could get away with grabbing my phone and looking at porn that's actually a really good point i do think i could get away with it a i kind of just want to do it because i think i would have an orgasm doing that yeah i really do think so but that's not the point the point is that he found her phone okay i you need to bring it up if you do you well if you think he opened well a part of me no but i kind of feel like a part of me is like

it let him be a man and bring it up if he's not gonna fucking say that's true then like why the fuck are you why no i'm not gonna bring it up i got off i had a good time if you have an issue with it bring it up to me but like she doesn't know for sure if he opened the phone and if he did why the fuck isn't he saying something right i mean it is his fault for grabbing your phone right but i guess i'm just trying to understand and i would kind of feel bad i would think about a suit man grabbed my phone like some shady would be like i ain't never eating you out again because like what the fuck yeah like what is that about and you want him to eat you out again so with that in mind maybe just bring it up and be like okay you opened my phone and then just make a

comment be like the way you eat me out is the biggest turn on you're so good at it i had this porn open from like last night when i was watching it and i just thought it would be kind of fun and hot and i had the best orgasm or i feel like what i would probably do if i was worried that he was gonna get insecure i may not even bring up the fact that he saw it later in a conversation I would be like babe like I don't know what it has been lately but like I have been like masturbating to lesbian porn and it's so hot and like I want you to eat me out and I want to watch it and like let's watch more porn together like and maybe next time yeah and yeah so that he then is like oh because if you kind of

explain it then maybe he's gonna feel better about it guys are weird with sometimes like this like they get insecure and in their own heads and so you have to be kind of careful I was about to say I think a lot of guys don't understand that for girls even if they're straight yeah it's a turn on for them to watch girl on girl and he might be like yeah am i low-key dating lesbian no it's so i'm like shocked right now because a part of me is like i almost like want to do this me too because i i really enjoy girl on girl porn like i think it's me too sometimes probably more than normal porn and i think that like that could heighten totally orgasm especially girls if you

are masturbating to that kind of porn and then you are able to bring that into the bedroom any girls that may have issues coming yep maybe you try this out and literally explain him like oh my god i want to watch porn while you leave me out like i think it will like tenfold make my orgasm that much stronger babe and then he's gonna be like well yeah do whatever the fuck you want i guess and then just don't do it every fucking time yeah yeah yeah because then no then he's gonna be like so you want a girl eating your pussy right now right that's that so good luck wow maybe bring it up yeah that's fucking good. Woo. Hey, Daddy. My husband and I love your podcast and need your help. We've had a threesome before with one of my coworkers, but it wasn't planned.

We were at a work event and she got a little tipsy and I asked if she could come back to our place and spend the night. Long story short, we really enjoyed it and had a great time. Since then, we've been looking for another girl to have a threesome with and tried going to bars and clubs like you said, but haven't had any luck. I downloaded an app called Thirder. It's the number three R-D-E-R that some couple friends of ours use, but I have no idea what to put in the bio. Any advice on how to find a girl who's down to be with couples also what should i put under info on the dating app thank you we that is like i did not even know that existed and that's so amazing i didn't know that either third or so i think that

this guy's question is like it was actually the girl oh okay but the prop the fact that she's asking like i don't know what to put in the bio and stuff the fact that you're just on that app everyone's looking for a third so you you can be pretty blunt right it's not like a secret what you're looking for right right so if anything i think that you could be specific if anything you could be specific but i think that what you should do because the third person that you bring in sometimes it can be a little bit scary right you're like I'm about to enter a home of not one but two people that I've never met right I would put something in the bio that kind of made it more casual like i would say something about just looking to hang out and

if things if we hit it off then like we can go from there i don't know exactly you would write that in the bio but well a part of me is like but again they're on everyone is on that app to have a threesome yes so if i bet you people are still hesitant yeah so i think you can also just maybe like give a little explanation of like you and your boyfriend yeah and like what you got like about you guys so that the person feels more comfortable but this app is pretty fucking brilliant it is like i i would almost encourage everyone that's always been asking is like where the fuck do i get a third yeah yeah i'm gonna like look the app up i've never heard of it it. Me too. I want to go on there. Okay. This is interesting.

Sophia with an F and Alex with an A. Thank you. Thank you. I need help. I am juggling two guys. One I am just sleeping with. We'll call him Jay. And then the other one I want to date.

We'll call him Ray. I don't answer Ray, the guy I want to date, when I him Ray I don't answer Ray the guy I want to date when I'm with Jay and hooking up and he's starting to get suspicious and I don't know what to say back when he calls me out Ray the guy I want to date will also say like do you not text me when you're with other guys like and he's obviously saying it because he doesn't want me to be seeing this other guy and I always have to come up with a lie and I suppose I could get rid of Jay but the dick is too good and I'm not really sleeping fully with Ray yet I just want to date him and I know there could be a future what do you guys think how do I keep Ray around but still continue to

fuck Jay I remember when I first started started fucking slim shady again and i was talking to the canadian right and in the very beginning i would go over to see slim shady and the canadian and i before slim shady and i had started talking would facetime every single night without a doubt got it when slim shady came back yeah all of a sudden alex wasn't around every night right for face times then it the same situation happened to me when i went and visited the canadian and slim shady was like why aren't you answering my face times right juggling two men is hard work it is it really is it is hard work what i have to say is like this is fucked up but when you know you're gonna be going and hanging out with that guy yeah there's two things i would suggest

one is come up with a lie before you get to the the hookup i was gonna say as a reason why you're gonna be mia hey i'm having a girl's night. Boom. Or two. Lie and be like. My mom came to visit. Like I've said that before. My mom's in the city. I'm going to dinner with her. Like I can't really talk tonight.

Kind of thing. Yeah. Or. What you should do is. That day. Take each time you're texting. Take like. Hours to respond.

So it's not that random out of nowhere like just say sorry i've been like super busy today you can say that the next day but so then he doesn't know like wait was it just at night she went on my it's more of like a oh the whole day she's been a little distant yeah it's hard but i do think you can manage it yeah and i i just think that even if you are with jay yeah you can go into the restroom and do a little and prioritize and just make sure that you like hit red with the tag i actually think that's so true there's multiple times that i've been with one of them yeah and i and he like goes to get us water and i quickly send like a little question or something so he thinks that i'm right being shady yeah so not that i owe them anything but

like it is it does get a little dicey when they know you're like oh you're fucking another dude they get guys get annoyed and like territorial yeah and also maybe this is the time to like explore with ray like okay well what are we doing i was just gonna yes what do i owe you bitch yeah like oh well why do you care like maybe use this almost to kind of fuel like a progression of the relationship because i know that that has really been i've almost used my relationships with the others to help fuel like getting answers from the other ones yeah and it and it's a good tactic it is you just got to be very strategic yep oh i remember those days juggling oh it's hard but it's fun it is very fun it is okay daddy daddy's oh the trail that trail the trail is

gonna be taken off pause soon We're going to keep chugging There's going to be a finale to the trail Yes and we want you all to just get excited Because I think there are some people Freaking out What does this trail mean Oh my god is it

It's just the beginning It will become clear And we just love you guys so much The corona time the quarantine I mean I know you guys are probably struggling over there So are we just love you guys so much. The Corona time, the quarantine. Oh, I mean, I know you guys are probably struggling over there.

So are we know that you're not alone and listen to old collar daddy episodes and enjoy share it with your friends. Fucking start a collar daddy book club. Yep. Take notes. We're going to be recording from home. My buzz is getting a little too strong. I need to go lay down. I love you all guys. Go follow us on social media alexandra cooper

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