Call Her Daddy - 8 - Plot Twist- Small Dicks for the Win and Using Tears for Lube

Episode Date: October 31, 2018

Alex and Sofia discuss manscaping, why Adriana Lima blocked Alex on instagram, period sex, and why small dicks are great. They also divulge their sexual love story and why they are done with girls blaming the other woman (cough cough Rachel Bush). 

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy happy halloween daddies it is alex and sophia back at it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy. We hope you guys are getting after it tonight. We hope your walk of shame tomorrow is nothing short of beautiful. I want everyone to just let their freak flags fly tonight. That's what Halloween is all about. So let's talk about the moment we knew we were soulmates okay yeah so initially i will admit my first impression of sophia was that she was some vapid valley girl hoe and i thought alex that you were some dumb blonde innocent chick innocent what the i wish my parents were listening to innocent okay well and i heard you dated some

professional athlete i was like this stuck up bitch and i was just skeptical okay true but but but can you agree so guys everything basically changed when we were on the subway after we were looking for apartments and sofia she came to me with a problem yes i was freaking out over some guy and i was like trying to win him back. So I asked you for advice. And Alex, what did you tell me? Oh, Sophia, what did I tell you? I looked you deep into your eyes and I said, babe, listen, there is one thing that can always solve any problem and that is a great blow job this is when i was introduced to the goddamn gluck luck 9000 i told you the gluck luck has never failed me so i knew it wasn't going to fail you and what happened what happened with the guy that night this guy fell in love with me.

People fell in love. You're welcome. And honestly, any other girl would have given me some bullshit answer like, just calm and apologize. Nope. Alex is over here. Suck a dick. Suck a dick like a champ and he'll be in love. No, but I just need you to admit now that we're on record.

I do give the best advice. You really do. I do. You really do. And honestly, I can't wait to tell this story at your wedding day because the toast that I make will be incredible. Yeah, about blowjobs to my husband. Thanks, Sophia.

And to your father and your brother and your family. Okay. We are moving on and we are moving forward into a very fun topic. Okay. How do we begin this? Rachel Bush. Hi, Rachel Bush. we know we're late to the game all right we were talking about when a man cheats yeah and the girl instinctively goes

for the girl that her man cheated on her with as if her man has no blame in the situation it blows my mind it blows my mind and then rachel bush came into the conversation rachel bush is an instagram model for all of you that don't know her and her husband is jordan is his last jordan poyer and he is um a professional football player for the buffalo bills right he cheated on his wife with a college student and instead of you know dealing with it inside of their home rachel took to instagram to twitter to every form of college student and instead of you know dealing with it inside of their home rachel took to instagram to twitter to every form of social media and instead of ripping her husband this girl is full-blown attacking yeah the girl that fucked her husband what were some of like

the i'm pulling out my phone i'm about to read it okay so she goes biggest hoe ever fucking with a married man classic jordan gets drunk as fuck and is a bucket case okay you are just as much to blame as he is if not more rachel i am so sorry i don't know you personally but you look so fucking crazy and butthurt right now you look so dumb first of all the fact that she's blaming on the fact that he gets too drunk oh my god if i could blame the things i've done on being too drunk in a basket case i would be i'm rollicking through life i wish i could do so that's what we were saying it's so bizarre guys i mean this girl this poor girl and rachel and i know you're you look like a very confident girl with your instagram that's a good way to put it no no no shade but you look so dumb for how you reacted to this

because then guys she goes on to say i have people everywhere i find out everything the minute that i find out where you are i will literally have everyone and their brother beat your ass you fucked with a married man you stupid child that is that makes me ashamed to be a woman let me tell you a little something rachel bush your husband has a ring on his finger because he's vowed to be married to you okay this girl owes you shit this is actually the biggest pointer give it to me sophia you know that he was in the room with his dick hard salivating telling this poor college girl that he fucking signed divorce papers absolutely that morning and that the divorce was on its way and no no i'm not with her anymore like we're done we're getting a divorce right the fact that rachel's like he would never do something like rachel he will literally say

my wife died tonight in order to fuck this girl he guys will say whatever they need to say in order to get their dick like i'm i'm mourning the loss of my wife who died earlier this morning let's fuck so the moral of the story is Rachel Bush. I mean, I don't know you personally, but I'm just saying the way she handled this situation is so embarrassing. It's like that girl owes you nothing. Your husband owes you everything. And the way that you're threatening this girl, it's like, go threaten your husband. This girl owes you nothing.

And if you're feeling really insecure and if you're feeling really intimidated by this girl, you're only giving her more power. You're only giving her more power. You're only giving her more power if you're showing how much she's affected your life. And I mean, the whole girl getting mad at girl thing, it's happened to both of us. Both me and you. I mean, Adriana Lima has you blocked on Instagram.

Maybe I wasn't supposed to bring that up. Let's get right into it. Okay, yes, I am blocked on instagram from adriana lima back in the day i guess we talked to the same guy and i actually really have no idea like what the story was all i knew is during the victoria's secret fashion show days i was like oh my god need to go get my body goals gonna stalk adriana and she was nowhere to be found okay and why why did she block you again because so we were talking to the same guy i guess i didn't even know we were talking to the same guy at the same time i thought exactly i thought it was like exactly you didn't

know yes and she blocked me wow adriana lima unblock her because she wants to see what i just want to stalk you please so yeah you're so hot But the same thing happened to you. Okay. Maybe in a worse. Why don't you tell the story? Because I like this story. It gets me all excited. I was, I was making sweet, sensuous love to this guy. Yes. He was balls deep. Balls deep.

Got it. Got it. And this girl walks in the room. I had been dating this guy for like a month. And I'm like, why is your sister here? Why is the Postmates person here? Like, what's happening? What's going on?

The girl looks at me and she says, just so you know, this guy fucked me earlier today without a condom on. Okay. Okay. I'm over here naked trying to cover my tits and ass. I would have paid to see that. And what is the guy doing? Why isn't she yelling at the guy? Oh, he's just taking it all in on the sidelines can we just say this is a perfect example yet again another rachel bush shit why are you yelling at sophia

when you're supposed i guess man well what were they they weren't dating they were like on again off again but totally not dating okay so fuck you fuck i know it was ridiculous anyways i threw my clothes on i got in my car and they were in the front lawn fighting and just my luck this neighborhood was impossible to get out of love those and i ended up passing them like 37 times okay so i finally decided to ask them for direction so i I stopped. I rolled down my window. And the guy came over to the car. And he says, hey, so this girl was wondering if you wanted to do a threesome. A threesome. Shut the fuck up.

Hold on. Hold on. Let me get this straight. So first of all, she's literally screaming at you saying he just came inside me earlier this morning. And now she's like, but does she want to do a threesome? Yes. It's because you know what she's doing?

She's so goddamn petrified that he's gonna leave her so now she's had enough time to realize fuck maybe if i throw in a threesome offer he'll stay with me insane that's so pathetic i barely knew this guy and that's what came out of his mouth and this is a perfect example of a girl holding on for dear life it's pathetic no threesome is gonna solve your fucking relationship do not save relationships But good blowjobs do. So last week we talked about DMs. We got a lot of good feedback, but we forgot to talk to you guys about one thing specifically that we think you should make sure you do with your profile.

And that is make your profile public, guys. Ain't nobody got time for a private profile in 2018. It's true. All the guys that have their profile on private, you're not getting laid as much as the guys that are on public. I swear to God. It's the truth. Every time I go to a guy's profile,

if I see that shit's on private, I'm like, bye. Oh, I don't even waste my time. No, there's no point. So guys, make sure you clean that shit up. Also, oh, this pains me, but... The gym selfie. Yeah, the gym selfie. I personally don't even think you should have one gym selfie on your profile guys but sofia i think a guy can have one okay yeah agreed we he

can have one like one fish picture yeah one fish picture one gym selfie wait really the fish picture you can have one i just blacked out for a minute fuck no wait you can have we said okay one big ass fish fine the one fish you can have one fish picture one gym okay true so moving on so we wanted to address with regard to the dms all everyone's like okay guys what do i do when finally i get in there i slid in she answered and now i've got to keep the convo going what do i do yes thankfully for you guys i had yeah alex has been talking to a guy and he's killing it yeah yeah for sure so specifically with the whole social media he's killing it right now so i want to give you guys like a little inside scoop of what he's doing right because he's got my attention okay so let

me just break it down for you guys well my biggest suggestion when you're trying to transition out of dming to get their number you always just go with the hey i don't really check this app here's my number text me that is that's the go-to boom you get the not you give them your number and you leave it on them okay so once you guys start texting first of all i always suggest put my red receipts on sofia thinks i'm an insane person but i suggest right from the beginning yeah red receipts you've got to play the game i don't care if you guys are like oh i'm over games you're playing the game so you guys are texting for a good amount of time the conversation's going well but you know it's like okay what do i come up with next this is what you do you leave that person on red if they send you something even if it warrants a response

or if it doesn't warrant a response you are leaving them on red and then what you are going to do next is in like 30 minutes to an hour you're gonna message them on snapchat or dm there's almost different etiquettes in each kind of app it's like snapchat can get a little bit more sexual dms are a little bit more funny and informal and then texting it's like that's where you decide like hey do you want to hang out let's meet up that is the more formal part i think that's what we're talking about i agree so guys girls go around in all these different apps and you're going to use them because if you leave her on red then she's going to be like wait he read my text but he just sent me a snapchat or he just dm'd me and it's going to get them guessing also if you leave them on red make sure you post a story post

something on instagram or snapchat as a story and you leave them on read and they're going to be like, oh, wait, wait. Why isn't she answering? Why isn't he answering? Yeah, I'm a psycho. But use all of your different apps, guys. I'm telling you, if you work it and you do it in a specific cycle. I know I sound like a full blown psycho.

I'm just taking it all in. You see it work. All right. So. Ass play. I was just going to say, let's talk about anal. But no, we're not going to talk about anal yet. We actually just wanted to ask you guys, do you guys even want us to talk about anal?

Yeah. I get so many mixed reviews. Men, do you like it when girls play with your butt during anything? During head, during sex? We need to know. And girls, how do you feel as well? Because Sophia and I have partaked. Is that that even a word we have both participated in both we've done it to a man and he's done it to us and we want to know if you guys want to hear about us yeah what we've done

in our expertise i can't tell if guys like it or not like some right i've gotten mixed reviews one guy asked he was like me and all of my guy friends love it so much. We're wondering if we need to shave our butt. Yeah, that's actually something. Okay, so we were talking about that because some guy told us that his girlfriend would wax his asshole because they did a lot of ass play. And so he was like, I wanted it to be enjoyable for her when she went down there with her mouth. What a mother Teresa. Honestly, what a woman.

While we wait for everyone to tell us if they want to hear about anal let's talk about manscaping we've had so many people ask girls what do you want to see I mean I think we're both the same on this topic yeah well first of all to everyone each their own yeah that's each their own yeah but I don't want it to be like Chewbacca down there no but I don't want like a newborn baby no naked mole rat situation no no that's not what i want to say i would rather more hair than no hair i agree i've had like a couple different okay alex i've had i've seen a couple different penises in my life um one of my exes would always be completely like a naked mole rat and it just was like not manly to me and then my

others sometimes they wouldn't shave at all and i'd be like okay when i put my face down there right i don't want to be eating a hairbrush basically like you want to like be choking on pubic hair right i want to choke on your dick and your balls okay cut that out anyway so i think guys the moral of the story is just make sure it's like groomed a little but i think a little bit of hair is nice how about for girls okay you know what what i think girls can do no wrong so ladies whatever the fuck you want to do do it no but okay so sophia and i we texted a couple of our guy friends a couple of our exes and we asked like what they like one of my exes responded and said he likes complete bald he said ew when i said so you don't like a landing strip at all or any hair and he was

like ew and to that i say fuck off first of all you're lucky to even be touching anything right so take whatever you get i personally think it's fun to mix it up especially if you're dating someone for a while i don't think i would ever go full 70s no no but i think a landing strip can be sofia and i both said every time we hook up with a guy usually especially if it's a new guy we always go bald but if you're like dating someone you can fuck around and like it can get long this reminds me yeah i'm gonna do a quick segue okay because i want to put money on it i truly believe no other podcast in the world any girl is gonna say this no take it away sophia i'm talking about the shaving how many of you girls have shaved your vagina for the sole purpose of making your man think you're cheating on him you heard it right baby that is some insane girl shit so sophia said

this to me the other night and she like really didn't expect me and i'm like absolutely and you and alex agreed with me this is no but then we asked our roommate and she was like what the fuck are you talking about i'm so interested to know because it's a thing. Explain to them. I'm going to give you some background. When you've got your man, you only shave when you know you are going to be having sex with him later. Right. You let it grow out when he's out of town, etc. If you want to mess with his head, though, you will make it known that your vagina is shaved and looking beautiful when he knows goddamn well he isn't fucking you that night so if your guy's on a trip and you're like babe like let's you know

you like want to send him a picture you want to do a little facetime video session and he sees you're shaven and he's like babe why are you shaving like right right babe why literally just so he thinks you're being shady what is wrong with us like we literally said we or we do that on purpose and they freak out or you're going out with your girls oh it's gonna it's supposed to be a ladies night and you make sure to shave and you make sure he knows and he's like why did you need to be shaved to go out with your girl hold on babe i gotta go take a shower like i need to and he's like why did you need to be shaved to go out with your hold on babe i gotta go take a shower like i need to shave he's like why you're like i'm being paid like i just gotta shave and he's like why and you'd be so sketchy and immediately he's like

why does her vagina need to look beautiful tonight when i'm not going to be inside it saying this out loud we are beyond fucked up we are we're demented but at the same time guys love the crazy i'll keep reiterating that you're welcome cheating tips from alice and sophia brought to you by actually cheap it is make them think you are yes it's just fun so i said so back to the whole shaving thing i agree girls really do whatever the fuck you want but i i specifically think i don't guys like it bald i don't think guys though should have any um opinion on what a girl should do i agree when they're like like they're so lucky that they're even down no when they say it's gross to any like when i'm thinking about my ex saying that i'm like okay that's like when guys are like ew period sex oh let's talk about fucking period

sex oh my gosh that is it is a natural thing that happens and when a guy says ew to period sex i'm like shut up you can go jack off by yourself for the rest of the year there are so many guys out there that are so scared and intimidated of period sex i don't get it why they're always saying it's gross and i'm over here hey, if you're a true savage, period blood is just more lube. Yes. Thank you. Also, have you ever heard of a goddamn shower? Shower sex.

Get yourself a nice chair in there and go to town. Boy, stop crying about the period sex. Get in there. Be a man. Be a man. Grow up. Don't be a bitch boy. Unless you have whatever it's called.

What is it called when you have a severe fear? Oh, vasovagal or something. Or're like faint or some shit okay okay moving on moving on my friend was dating this guy and my friend got like a uti or yeast infection or something and guys before you click out relax because i'm about to shut up yes i'm about to tell you stop being little bitches and just listen up little bitch little bitch boys listen up okay she had to put a serum up her vagina to take care of this yeast infection that happens okay this guy she was dating was like nope i'm gonna douse my dick in this serum in this cream and i'm gonna fuck the yeast infection out of you like he was like i'm gonna fuck the serum into you and we are gonna go to town until this shit

is gone hi once she's done with him can she give him my number so he can fuck me what the that is amazing how amazing is that and you guys might be thinking like ew gross the hottest thing can you imagine putting it all over his dick you know what i got this babe what does that mean that means he's a freak and that means he's good in bed that's what that means we want to give guys a little inside info yes this is huge there are so many guys and listen i already said this to sophia like i truly believe guys that have sisters sometimes are better off because like they grow up and like, oh, my God, the period and like the tampons and they see it. So they're a little well versed.

If you guys act grossed out by anything that a girl has to do with her vagina, they are going to be insecure and therefore they are not gonna perform like a freak in the bedroom yes oh my god this second a guy acts like he's totally chill with whatever she's got going on period sex if she's shaving if she's not shaving this girl will feel so secure with herself with anything she's doing and therefore she will be a freak so basically take her yeast infection cream slap it all over your dick and fuck her so she knows it's real for real though like if you act like you're unbothered by anything yeah she'll feel so confident and then she'll be a freak and then she'll choke on your dick moving on boom i'm in a transition for girls here because all

right so last week we talked about dirty talk in episode seven if you haven't listened to it go listen now we had a lot of girls that wrote in they're like i love this shit i think it's nasty i want to bring it to my husband my boyfriend my one night stand whatever it be but i don't know how to do so because specifically for people in relationships they're like guys how do i just randomly one night get on top of him and change the entire speed of how we're fucking up get fucked up all right listen this is what someone dm'd me and she asked me what to do and this is what we suggest girls listen up if you feel damn my man is gonna be like wow that's really

hot but also it's a little awkward because it's kind of like you've never done this before you text him and you tell him babe i planned a little night for us i want us to just like hang i got some wine for us ladies you are going to go buy the hottest fucking lingerie or a little outfit he if he has a fantasy of a school girl or nurse whatever it be you plan to dress up for your man after you guys are a little wine drunk you say hold on babe you go into the bedroom or the bathroom you change and you come out in your little costume and you are going to get on top of your man and that is when you can start saying i want you to fuck me like i'm your whore i want like turn me around like fuck me daddy like all that stuff because basically your little costume shows

that like you're in character you're gonna play it up and if afterwards after you guys fucking he loves it because i guarantee you girls he's gonna be like where did this come from i'm so in love with her oh my god if you want to make him think you're cheating on him do this too i've never done before he's like where'd you learn that he's like where'd you learn that i'm like um i don't know but so do this guys and then afterwards be like babe like did you like that and he's gonna be like i fucking love that and then literally the next time you have sex normal sex you whip that shit out all those lines and it will become normal and he'll love it yeah fake it till you make it i told you can do that with anything in your life i do that my i've done

that my entire life. I only know how to do half the shit I'm doing. Boom. Maybe a quarter. Okay. But I do quickly want to address when guys try too hard. When guys hurry and put on music when you get back to their apartment, when they throw on like some Marvin Gaye.

I'm like, I'm leaving. I'm like, that's the thing with girls. We pretend that we are not having sex with you until we are naked. And you're naked and you have the condom on. We want to pretend that it's not going down. Obviously, you've been dating for a while. It's different. But like when you're in the early stages and you get back to his place and there's music

and candles and rose petals. And I'm like,'m like oh bitch you think you're fucking so we won't be fucking i'm going home now i know the amount of times i've seen or my girlfriends have said like a guy you're mid you're hooking up whatever and he's like hold on and he gets up and he turns music on well this is my cue i'm leaving now okay but i also get the music thing because sometimes it's awkward when it's dead silent in the background. Which is why I think sometimes guys will purposely have the TV on. However, may I say, how awkward is it, girls, when you are getting railed from behind and the Toyota commercial comes on.

It's like, come on down to Lane 59 and we're going to give you a 20% off discount on your oil change. And you're about to have your orgasm i don't think so now i'm thinking about my 20 off instead of getting fucking real so listen guys what we can suggest is be as subtle as possible don't try too hard don't come on and put some music on on your phone just pretend that there is no sex happening until the very last minute and you better believe there should not be any condoms anywhere that no you can see them you better be like oh my god look i found one on the ground moving on moving on all right let's talk questions because every single week we tell you guys right into the call her daddy website the questions you guys send us

you guys make your own episodes basically this shit amazing. I sit in my bed at night and read these questions. And jiggle. And we like send you questions. That's my girl. That's my guy. Let's go. Okay, so I'm going to start. Someone said that their girlfriend will not swallow his cum.

And he wants to figure out how the hell do I get her to swallow it without being a dick and telling her, bitch, you need to swallow it. Sophia, take this one. So what you're going to do is the next time she's sucking your dick, you're going to hold the back of her head onto your dick. And you're going to shove it on me. And you're going to force feed her. You're going to baby bird that come down her mouth the way she needs it people are gonna think we're serious shove that bitch and don't leave room for her to keep it in her mouth

because then she'll spit it out you gotta insert your dick into the back of her throat so there's nowhere else for the gum to go okay we're kidding to swallow it. Okay, we're kidding. We're kidding. We're kidding. We're joking. No, no, no. This is what you're going to do. You're going to lie to her. Yes. Of course. And you're going to tell her that your cum, specifically your cum because you take a lot of vitamins, is almost like a probiotic. Yes. And it's going to make her hair grow and her nails grow and her skin glow. Every bitch is going to start to swallow cum if they knew

that was the case. Just lie until you die. kidding we're kidding we're kidding okay no you're gonna say that you find it so sexy yeah if she if she ever did it just say babe that was so hot like i love it boom moving on we need to move on all right some girl was saying i'm hooking up with this really hot guy he's so attractive the only problem is he has a really small dick you know what this is about to take the world for a spin because sophia and i are about to be small dick club and here is why okay a very reliable source told me that a smaller dick hits your g-spot in a way that a bigger dick cannot in a better way yes that stimulates your G-spot so much. Yes. And guys, listen, if you have a small penis, that is fine. Yeah.

I am telling you, if you have listened to episode five, when we talk about the cooch gobbler combo, if you know how to stimulate a girl's clit and you're also fucking her right in her G-spot, it doesn't matter how big or small your dick is, whatever you're doing, if it works, it's working. Also, just a little tip for guys if you do have a smaller penis if you do if you do the position where her legs are over your shoulders and you kind of lean her upwards and she's kind of like arched back at the same time that can hit her g-spot and so it will hit her right where it needs to be and you're

good to go okay so pretty much if you have a big dick get away from yeah fuck big dicks let's go small dicks 2018 baby okay moving on someone said what do you do about your mouth getting super dry during a blow job or even during regular sex girlfriend you came to the right podcast so what i usually do when i'm going to put a penis in my mouth is i usually will have like a water bottle and this is like a really weird trick that i have and just maybe you should practice on like a popsicle before you do it or something or a banana but you put water in your mouth and then you literally will i'm not saying to like deep throat it but you keep the water in your keep the water in your mouth yes while you're while you go down and you're not like releasing it onto his dick like spinning it on it's still in your mouth and when you go down and you come back

up there's no water it's just the residue from what was in your mouth i'm imagining it if i took a sip of something and then i put a popsicle in my mouth i could keep it in my mouth right just putting the popsicle in and out of your mouth but the water is still in your throat i wish you guys could see the video version of it because you really get it but yes i get help so much and it will get so it will obviously be a lot of water on there and guys also think it's so hot if you randomly come on there and you have water in your mouth and they're like wait how did she just do that but it didn't come out but it's on my dick what's going on i just imagine you getting ready and you have your water bottle and whatever else oh i fucking love it oh that's a good gluck gluck and

you're ready to go yeah i was gonna say if you're deep throating it i feel like you just naturally get i don't want to say mucus but you just naturally will get more lubrication and you're taking back your throat so and you know if you're gagging and you're choking yourself with his dick some tears will come out and that will also add to the lubrication cry on his dick just actually you know what back up think of something so depressing and so sad while you're sucking that dick and start crying and the lubrication will follow your eyes out okay okay that was amazing wait while we're talking about crying out of your eyes i have something to do with your eyes someone

wrote us a story i want to give a shout out to this girl because i need to talk about you on this podcast this girl said i was fucking with some guy and i said some stupid shit like come on my face daddy and did he ever he sprayed that shit like stupid what that's not stupid yeah girl that's not stupid that's amazing and did he ever he sprayed that shit like a fire extinguisher all over my face and hair while slapping me with it fucked me up anyways a week later one of my eyes was swollen shut and i looked like fetty wop went to a doctor went to an eye specialist and turns out the motherfucker gave me eye chlamydia no yes he goes another week of looking like a monster and some pills i was like get the fuck out of here how hilariously rude awakening protect your

pussy and protect your face sluts girl she got eye chlamydia i've actually never heard of that that's fucking savage i'm obsessed with this girl i wish she took pictures and wow that's a true savage if you guys want to hear um facials though i mean god if there's anything guys love or they dream about it's giving a girl facial so if you guys want us to talk about facials on our next episode we can absolutely do so let us know i chlamydia i thought i just had to you know keep my vagina safe but i guess i need to wear goggles next time i'm going to town boom okay wait there was one last question i want to address because before we came on here a girl dm'd us and wanted us to answer it she was saying her ex blocked her on basically every form of social media or like deleted her off facebook etc and she was upset about it because

she was like he may have a new girlfriend he doesn't but like why is he deleting me from every form of social media let's just give her some advice because I think this is actually one of probably the one of the most relevant topics just what do you do when like your ex decides to block you or delete you or unfollow you or maybe even delete all your pictures etc I feel like it's such a blessing in disguise it is it honestly is it might not feel like it at the time but it really truly is out of sight out of mind the best way to get over someone is to not be constantly reminded of their presence on social media i also think you're better than that you're gonna get better than that and just don't don't

let it phase you yeah boom wow love you guys i mean that chlamydia in the eyes i know i can't get over it like holy shit in love okay so guys that is our episode for this week again we just teased you a little bit we offered some possible anal play we offered a little bit of a facial conversation let us know if you guys want to hear more about that yeah so thank you guys so much for hanging out with us again every fucking wednesday we love you guys so much we had so much fun this week we love talking with you guys i hope you guys go to itunes make sure you guys leave us a review and rate us if you like the podcast and nudes will be coming nudes will be coming i can solicit them on the podcast we love you guys thank you so much for listening bye