Call Her Daddy - 83- Dave Portnoy- America's #1 Porn Star?

Episode Date: June 3, 2020

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Hi guys. So before I get into this week's episode, we obviously have to discuss what the fuck is going on in the world right now. I couldn't start this week's episode without acknowledging the reoccurring disgusting acts of violent racism and just blatant disregard of human life that we as a country continue to witness as a privileged white woman i realize i may not even have a right to be saying something about this people may get really pissed off but it also just did not feel right not to because what i saw sickened me i'm aware as a comedy podcast you guys don't come to call her daddy to listen to my political views my religious views my world views I get that you guys go to the news and leaders who you respect for that information but I also know I have a huge platform and I think it's really fucking important that I address what is going

on right now from what I have come to understand people of all color need to speak out and unite right now more than ever and during this time from what I've read in order for any of us to acquire an understanding of people who have experienced different lives in us, have grown up differently, are experiencing different pains in us. We're going to have to listen. We're going to have to learn. We're going to have to unlearn. And we're going to have to do some serious fucking self-examination in order to take any of the positive steps that everyone is talking about right now on the internet on the news in order to do that and take the necessary steps towards eliminating racism we need to be doing all these things listening learning i don't want to sound preachy, but change starts individually. And I'm going to take this time to

figure out my part. I've been trying to take all of this in and I really fucking encourage you guys to find and do what is your role. There are so many places right now you can donate. And even if you don't have the money, that's fine can donate time you can donate your services I think also I get it there's like so many fucking links on the internet right now so I will continue to post um verified links of places that you guys can go donate um where I have donated because I know we want to make sure obviously whatever site we're donating, you're actually helping the cause. So I, if I get one thing across just in this intro right now, I'm hoping that everyone listening can understand we have a huge opportunity right now to be the change and to ensure the momentum everyone in the world is feeling right now is sustained. Let's not let this fade out in a few months or even in a few weeks,

less and less posts, less on the news. I really feel our generation, the people listening to this fucking podcast, we can be the agents of change. We can do it. We can do anything we fucking put our minds to i also think it's so important it's like especially right now with this whole age of like social media influencers that should have a whole new fucking meaning right now if you have influence you have a voice say something and i know so many people are so fucking freaked out they're like oh my god I don't know if I want to say anything I'm going to lose followers I'm going to lose followers yeah that's fine why the fuck would you want any of those people that are racist to fucking follow you be ready be ready to

take the backlash that may come from it because anything we take is no fucking comparison to what the people living it have endured. Speak up, go donate, go participate, guys. Black lives matter. All lives matter. That's not what we're fucking talking about right now. That's not what we're focusing on. It's black lives. This is a human rights issue. It's not a political issue.

So with that said, I know you guys come to the show to hear me talk about sex relationships and dating and hopefully smile and laugh for an hour and i'm here to give you guys just that a kick-ass episode we all have to continue to do our jobs but this episode is not more important not even close to more important than what is going on in the world right now. We have to all do our jobs and I hope I do mine this week and I make you guys laugh and smile. And cancel culture? Yeah. I'm against canceling individuals over superficial drama bullshit. But fucking cancel racism. And if you're racist, go fuck

yourself. I don't want you to listen to my show ever again. Do you call him daddy? Do I call her happy one day wiener holes it is your single father alex cooper back at it again for another lovely lovely sexual raw dog episode of caller daddy um so i'm in my parents' basement right now and you know, she signs a new contract. She's moving up in the world back to the parents' basement. I mean, you really can't make this shit up. My brother came over, he drove from Philadelphia to the suburbs of Pennsylvania, Amish land, and he walks in the door, just made the trip to come downstairs and shit on me for the fact that I was podcasting from our parents basement and and I get it I actually totally agree with him like this isn't exactly where I expected to be you know she starts her

show she's she's doing her thing she's a single father I feel like a weirdo. Barstool sent me these two pictures that we have to put up with our advertisers. I'm sitting in my basement right now with two pictures of myself behind me and then me. So there's three of me down here in my parents' basement. The whole situation feels a little bit off. And it's weird because being in this basement, I'm staring at specific like landmarks almost. That's definitely not the word, but like, you get what I'm saying. I have so many memories in this basement. My basement kind of was the party basement.

I convinced I was that kid that convinced my dad like, dad, if you let me drink here, I won't get roofied by the kids at the party and you give me the alcohol and he's like bitch shut up but then I ended up having the party so I'm looking at like the little corner over there um that's where Alex gave her first blow job terrifying honestly one of the worst blow jobs I think that's ever fucking come across anyone the poor kid his little weenie is little baby carrots sticking right up. And I had no idea what to do. Go down on it like corn on the cob. Not a clue. Pretty sure I had braces. No, I didn't have braces. It was awful. Then there's like this

section of my basement that has a carpet and I can still see these stains of the throw up that came out of all of my friends mouths at some point in time at a party from the four loco I mean it was just disgusting I'm actually really excited because Lauren my childhood best friend the infamous third roommate that lived with Sophia and me in the 301 is going to come on next week and that woman she has done some shady shady fucking shit down here in this basement mom i'm podcasting I don't know if you guys just heard that I don't think Joe Rogan um has these issues you know where like his parents are like Joey we're coming down like I'm like mom enough with the dryer podcast so that's just been like a fucking uh it's uh oh fucking yes I'm gonna address that really quickly

this week's episode I'm going to try to attempt to refrain From using the f-word as much As I did in last week's episode I am very aware that it offends Some people I hear it from my mother I hear it from my nana Cursing me out from the heavens above So I'm really sorry about that guys

I'm going to try to refrain From saying the f-bomb so much in this episode and just pick another expletive. So today is going to be a really, really special day because there is a man in my life that I am going to bring on this show and I know he loves me and his name is Dave Portnoy. Dave Portnoy and I have a very interesting relationship. I know everyone on the internet is like, oh my God, Alex, are you so fucking nervous? Like, holy shit, this is so scary for you to go back to barstool. And does he hate you?

I don't think so. And I know I could be so delusional in saying that, but I genuinely don't think that Dave hates me. I could be so delusional in saying that, but I genuinely don't think that Dave hates me. I could be so fucking wrong. And he gets on here and he's like, no, I, I literally hate you. But in my mind, and I think that's the best way to live life is in denial. And I think he likes me. And I think that it's all a ploy on the internet.

Yes, we had this minor, minor setback of me trying to backstab him and like ruin his entire business. But aside from the minor setback, I really think Dave and I have always had a really good relationship. So I'm going to have him on. And there's a couple of things I want to talk about. Obviously, you guys want to hear all about the drama. I think a more pressing issue, a more call her daddy related topic that needs to be addressed when Dave Portnoy comes on here is Dave Portnoy's sex tape. What? Alex? Huh? There are some of you that may not know this, but back in the fall, Dave Portnoy's sex tape was leaked now was it a full sex tape no it was like eight fucking seconds however it was a sex tape I remember where I was

I remember how many times I watched it I remember his exact positioning I remember the level of tan he was is it creepy yes as my boss I'm not gonna comment it as the fucking call her daddy host who speaks for the daddy gang we gotta fucking grill him i need to know if he released it i want to know all the fucking details um so we're gonna talk about a sex tape i mean i've always wanted to have a porn star come on to this show i think what who's better to have on as the first porn star than my fucking boss david david david jones also guys heads up there are a few audio moments that truly make my heart hurt in this interview with dave but it's his fault for being in florida right now and not in my basement so please forgive me let's get him on the man the myth introducing david all right

dave portnoy is with us i am genuinely shocked that you have clothes on right now that you don't have like a blunt in your hand and like a naked chick on your lap um dave's in florida right now everyone hi dave hey what's up so he rescheduled me because he was hung over i was very tired i was very tired this morning that's a really professional way to say you're so fucked up and hung over so um how's florida it's better than new york uh i'm in so i'm in fort lauderdale so i have a nice house i rented a house uh we rented like a fucking yacht last night so it's been good it's been that's why that's why hungover. We rented like a yacht yesterday. So it's on a yacht. Thank you for the invite. I'm in my parents basement right now in Pennsylvania. I really Okay. Okay. Fair enough. Okay. So I think it was funny because one of our first,

like jokingly personal connections that no one knows about. And I feel like people love this shit. It's like, it was in the first few months of me working at barstool. We found out that one of your ex girlfriends was fucking my ex boyfriend. And we were like, Oh my God, like, this is such a cute connection like we're eskimo cousins or like i don't know what that makes us but it was like a cute little that alex well your ex met her through me shut the fuck up oh yeah wait i didn't know that tell me that no i introduced i introduced i introduced what are we doing names like you well everyone's gonna know who it is on my end but yeah i introduced like you're a matchmaker you're like i'm done

with her you can have her now and then i went to you he wanted to he wanted to fuck her right away but right for all i know she probably did i mean she fucking was fucking everybody so who knows it was a great story so i was like that's so fun because i feel like a lot of people it's like you don't get that personal connection with your boss to be able to be like, Hey, like we've mutual people. We fucked in common. Like, this is so fun. Um, separation. Yeah. Like what the fuck? So my next question is like, so many people are asking us, are Dave and you prepared to possibly get sued by Sue and his lady? And will you talk about it as openly as you did the negotiations?

You know, it's been interesting because like the one thing that happened when we talked about like the Barstool crowd and the Call Her Daddy crowd, when I did the podcast, it combined the Call Her Daddy and like Barstool people for the first time, which by the way, nobody has felt the full brunt. Like the Call Her Daddy and like Barstool people for the first time, which by the way, nobody has felt the full brunt. Like the Call Her Daddy crowd, it is like a child of Barstool.

It's like the same crazy mentality of like the commenters and the fans. And when they combine and go after somebody, it's like nuts. So I'm a pretty much an open book. But if they sue me or us, it'll be so preposterous that I would be forced to like go bananas. Yeah, no, I mean, we're gonna have to say something. I think just because like, there's so many people legally that are like, well, what what are they going to sue you guys for? And I'm at the same I'm like, am I about to get sued? Like, I don't know. And you and I joke about it. Like, we don't know the legal terms of a bunch of the same i'm like am i about to get sued like i don't know and you and i joke about it

like we don't know the legal terms of a bunch of the stuff that our like lawyers come at us with but i think at the end of the day you and i are both content creators and like it is going to be content if you and i are getting sued by the two of them like we're gonna fucking talk about it yeah and i mean i really don't know i told you i kept telling you even before this happened i said to you like a million times like i want to meet this oh my god daddy gang every single time i would like literally talk to dave he would be like i want to meet this guy i'm like no trust me you don't like you guys literally are two different breeds like he's gonna show up in his suspenders like he's gonna offer you ballet tickets and dave was like no i want fucking meet him. Like I want to get in a room with this motherfucker.

Because everything I was hearing and knowing how it was going, it's like this fucking guy thinks he's like the smartest guy in the room. And he's just going to like bulldoze. It's like, I don't know. I said it. I did a rant on him the other day. It's like, even if this ended the other way, and I said it to you and Sophia at On The Roof Tech.

I'm like, if you guys leave and just quit, it's going to be a world war three. Now I think, I don't know. You'll admit it. What I was figuring was going to happen. It was going to be, he said, she said, and I don't think the daddy gang was going to believe like my version, even though it was the truth. Yeah. I mean, I think it was pretty brilliant that you came in at the time that you did.

I'll give you props for that because I think at the end of the day, when it turned that Sophia and I were so on different pages, it was gonna be Sophia's story versus my story. And the fact that you came in as a third party and was able to tell the truth, I think was super critical in telling just like the entire overview of the story with no opinions involved. Okay, so people wanna know, like just in your opinion,

what is the vibe that you're getting from everyone at Barstool and like their opinion of me, you obviously don't have to name names or you can, but like, do people hate that I'm coming back to people? Are people okay with it? Like, what is your temperature you're getting from them? Yeah, I think there's a vibe of like, you're, we're welcoming back a malcontent that can very much like help us win games of using like a sports analogy and i've been saying i don't know if you're on it i sent like a company email when i knew you were coming back and you may you guys may have been off it because we were like didn't trust you so like it's not that email which probably means sophia got that email probably we're also Sophia got that email. Probably.

We're also bad at that. I like, we get people still fucking got fired like years ago. So yeah, I sent an email that was like, Hey, we've worked this out with Alex. I know some people may be like,

she's been kind of an asshole to the barstool crowd, but like, let's start fresh. I think that's another question everyone was having was like, what are the chances of the barstool deal with me being extended after one year like would alex consider staying and would dave you be even open to continuing or like what do you think yeah um again i could be wrong it told i would totally be open to it my instinct is you will be here more than a year i think we'll extend but i have

no idea but but that's my vibe. That's my vibe. Yeah. I feel like it's almost like a new chapter in a clean slate. And I obviously know it's like, it's like a relationship, like trust has been broken and we need to work back up. But at the end of the day, I do think that like, we'll be able to figure something out. Okay. So that's like all great. And I'm really happy we covered all the business aspect of things. Like I really think we got to surface level. Now we're gonna get really deep. Dave Portnoy, you have your own sex tape. And I just am so proud to have you on and I've never talked with you about it. So like we're here. Are you comfortable? Are you nervous?

No, no, I don't care about it at all like i don't know who released it i have no idea to this day it was an old video okay and the girl in it like has a boyfriend or whatever so she doesn't want it out so that's the only like reason i shy like to be honest they were clearly trying to get at me for whoever released it, but it, I was happy with how I looked at it. So I don't know why they would release it like that. It wasn't just eight seconds and I'm not performing at that level for all fucking time.

So I don't know why they released that eight. I would, I am so proud of you that you as a man can just like own. It's like, listen, that's not what it's like the whole time because those eight seconds were extremely vigorous eight seconds those two moments the sex tape moment and i've become like ingratiated with the daddy gang have my dms went like bananas i was gonna say so okay so everyone that didn't see it so you're telling me that the sex

tape was longer than eight seconds but somehow there was only a clip released that was eight seconds cut okay and it was just very interesting that through that eight seconds you were performing top notch and her face was not in it so you did not release this tape no so to clarify her head was going up for a second and like oh yeah you pushed it down oh oh dave i watched it yes um we love we love that uh that was very commendable of you you really took the aggressive assertive approach and we love that here on call her daddy i think we encourage men to do that obviously you have to ask the woman if she likes that kind of stuff but she looked like she was enjoying it um okay so her face isn't in it you don't know who released it right and you're telling me that you didn't release it no it was listen the night of it

i went to a selfish game with like my ex-girlfriend that the the night of and i don't know what the celtics were doing they never do this like i was on court side i was sitting next to like gucci may they took a picture of myself and my ex who were still friendly and like you know we were on good terms and i and i liked her and they put it on the front page of celtics.com so it was everywhere and she didn't really want to be like, you know, because we had broken up. It's like she wasn't sure she wanted to be seen with me necessarily. Okay, hold on. She went to a fucking courtside Celtics game, but she doesn't know if she wants to be seen with you?

To her defense, she's turned it down a bunch, but we want to hang out. And I was only there. And she was telling the truth. Right, right, right. Like only want to go courtside, but like you couldn't have done like a box or anything like courtside but like also keep it low-key the best i would never i know but i also know if i'm going to be courtside i'm going to be fucking photographed so i'm sorry but no keep going keep going by the celtics no because we had gone to a ton and never had that happen so

right right right okay took the picture and put it on the front of celtics.com and she's like oh it's blowing up that i'm here whatever so we were in bed that night and i got a text around midnight from the barstool account and it's like this is going this is going viral and i was like uh-oh and she's like what is that i was like i don't want to show you she's like are you talking i was like i don't want to show you she's like are you talking to girls because i'm gonna fucking leave if you're talking to girls like i promise you i'm not and she's like you're like sweetheart it's way worse yeah i'm like she's like show me i'm like i don't want to show you that either she's like well i don't believe you i'm leaving

so i showed it and she left anyways okay so you both were aware you were filming it at the time so this was an old video whose phone was it filmed on can you tell me that mine okay David so who had that video other than you and your ex well I don't know I mean I have no idea it was very old, yeah. I don't know either. So I think it's so funny because at the time, I remember where I was when my boss's sex tape dropped, which is such an interesting situation. So I should have been at the office. I was leaving this guy's apartment in New York that I just reconnected with. And I stayed at his place. And I'm in bed.

And I'm getting up to go do a walk of shame. And I have so many fucking texts that morning like, yo, did you see Dave's sex tape, sex tape? I'm like, what the fuck? I am literally doing an Uber ride of shame home. I have a dress on, no fucking underwear. My hair is a mess. And I'm sitting in my Uber watching my boss's sex tape. get home go to duane reed get some sour patch cheetos and iced tea walk upstairs watch it like a hundred more times and i'm sitting there i'm like is this like kind of fucked up and inappropriate that i'm watching it this many times yeah like federal crime like alex like fuck off but i couldn't stop watching it because i'm like as my boss no comment but as the caller daddy, there's just so much going on there that needs to be discussed.

I mean, your stance and your performance there in that eight seconds. Yes, they were eight seconds, but they were a brilliant eight seconds. I'll give you that. Thank you. Yeah. And you know that. When I was when that was released, I couldn't walk down the street like everybody, like everybody was like, hey, sorry, sex tape.

Sorry. I mean, it was the number one, somebody in the unboxing sent me like a framed picture. It's the number one search term on Pornhub. And kind of like, fuck you, because I feel like there's so many sex tapes out there that like, it's such a full sex tape and there's going to be like a shitty moment

people make into a meme. You are the motherfucker that got the nice little eight second highlight reel looking nice and tan. And your position, what do you call that position? Like, do you have you named it? It's been nicknamed the Bagwell. It's like an old baseball player had a stance similar to that. Oh, wow. OK, so but everything like went fine with it after that like you guys did you make

up and like it wasn't that big of a deal yeah well we wiped we got wiped like i was there's nothing that can be like said or done about me that bothers me at this point i'm pretty out so i didn't give a fuck i care very much for the girl i didn't want her name released it was all about trying to protect that everyone's trying trying to figure it out. So we did get it wiped off the internet. Oh, really? Oh, wait. The last question I forgot to ask you was, what did your parents, because I know you're like close with your parents, what did your parents think about your sex tape?

So they didn't say anything for a while. And they were in Miami with me. We went out to dinner and finally came up and they thought I released it to be like kim kardashian so i was like what the fuck are you talking about they're like why would i ever do that like we're already so once they found out it wasn't me they were happier but like i could also see because i thought the same thing i was like he looks too put together did d Dave Portnoy do a little post post to like bump the ratings? I, you know what? I wouldn't hate you for it.

I really wouldn't hate you for it. There'd be more like logic to that if it was like a recent video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel you. So we're going to talk about dating now because I think that as you know, and oh, I can only fucking imagine your confidence in your head was getting so large when you had control of the Caller Daddy accounts. I think you felt like the most powerful man in the world. You began to abuse it a little bit.

That was funny, though. No. Well, you were killing it at first, and then you got a little greedy, and then you were getting power hungry. And it was perfect for me because then finally people were like, okay, Alex need you back like he's funny but like fucking relax i think people were getting tired um i'm gonna ask you a couple questions just so that like people can get to know you because you are single right now yes yes okay you are an eligible bachelor and you talk about all the time you're extremely rich are you nervous people are going to use you for your money, Dave? So the first girl, our mutual friend, and I didn't have the money back then. I didn't have the money I have now. But she, she definitely used me. And that was the first time

out of my marriage. So I learned a lot from that. Like my parents are basically like, what, you lose your brain? I'm pretty good now. I feel like scoping it out. The only thing that's weird is like a lot of people, girls, like they think they know me already because they follow me or whatever. So you don't meet somebody like fresh. We went on a boat yesterday and there was a girl who was nice, pretty. And I was like, hang out with her. And then like she took out her cell phone and like let me facetime with my

fucking friend i'm like i don't want to do that and then i walked away then she's like recording me like gaz actually fucking kicked her out and i'm like yeah you gotta get like so is it weird like like what why would you just like i'm not a clown that okay yeah you're not like a carnival and like anyone listening to this podcast like you pulling out your cell phone makes you look like the biggest fucking loser at the party like i'm sorry but you trying to facetime people in and i know that's like being really blunt but like dave tell me that's not the most unattractive thing like you're never gonna fuck that girl never i never want to talk to her again it was like right it it's the number one fastest

way for me like what like what are you fucking doing you can be freaking out inside bitches like you can be texting away but don't fucking let anyone know um or do it after like if you actually like me like i don't give a fuck if i go on like a couple dates with the girl she's like do you mind if like this guy my best friend like i don't care but if i like just kind of met you it's it's an insane yes um okay do you take girls on dates or do you just invite them like to come hang out dates really wait what yeah mostly dates what do you mean like hang out in a group or like one-on-one like just have them come over to your apartment and put your penis in them i don't know no i i don't like doing that at all oh oh like you're talking about inviting somebody like sight unseen yeah like if you're gonna meet them for the first time like where are you meeting a girl out because what if i don't like them true but like you're taking her

on a date to dinner i mean maybe a drink dinner i'm like i look good enough personality i feel like and i'll talk to somebody enough where you have to absolutely suck for me to like be miserable forever like i can get yeah yeah dave you love yourself enough that you can talk to yourself i love fucking a plus in the living room personality anyways so what is the most expensive thing that you've ever bought for a girl oh well i mean that's an easy one no it's an easy one a wedding ring i mean oh okay oh okay after that after that it's probably... My contract. Yeah, no, it's probably like a Celine bag for that fucking idiot. Yeah. The one that we mutually know?

Yes. You bought her a Celine bag? Yep. Oh, David, you've got nice taste. Did she pick it out or did you? We went together. The good news is we got in a fight, like, and it ended, like, shortly after that. And I just fucking kicked her the fuck out.

And the Celine bag was at my house. So she didn't get it. The next girl I hung out with. No. Who came over. And I didn't hook up with her. Oh no. You know what happened? She's like, when's the last time you had sex?

And I was like, last night. She's like, oh, well then I gotta wait. I was like, fine. And then I just gave her the bag and she left. You gave a random bitch a Celine bag? Yeah, I didn't want it. I wish I had the rooftop meeting then what that's wild oh wow okay a Celine bag like that's pretty impressive um would you ever be an idiot like I guess I've gotten a lot smarter I mean I'll spend a lot I guess if I'm like seeing a girl like we'll go

away or do whatever but um what catches your eye in the dms do you look for someone that's like funny do you not give a fuck what they write you're just like gonna go obviously look because you're just trying to like fuck i don't like generally like big instagram followings because i feel like they're just clout chasers oh so you oh my god wait this is great for the daddy gang so if a girl has like a thousand followers that is like a check plus for her you mean because that's not a lot you mean right is that enough yeah okay yeah like that would be like normal so and like do you usually like it doesn't bother you if you see a girl who has like a shit ton of bikini pictures or do you stay away from those girls no i would

stay away yeah i was okay i'll never stay away guys um are you gonna be upset if a girl puts a finger up your butt no definitely not we're really getting places today oh that's 2020 yeah no i hate when dudes say they can't they're like no fuck that i'm like no you then absolutely fucking like it okay like i need to like suck my toes i wasn't no part of that oh really yeah i mean i let her try i did not like it she like begged i was like fine but i don't like okay and you like didn't get hard it like wasn't hot okay not my thing um what is your least favorite sex position maybe uh girl on top, maybe. Really?

Why? Because they don't know what they're doing? No, I'm more like a kind of like a control guy. Okay, boobs or butt guy? Butt. Dinner or drinks? I prefer dinner. Are you just like completely repairing your reputation right before my eyes? What are you talking about?

I'm a dinner guy. I just mean like obviously on the internet, people are like, he's a fucking pig. You're like, I like to wine and dine a bitch before I pork her. Okay, blonde or brunette? I don't think everyone says, everyone thinks I'm blonde, but I'm not. I'm equal opportunity. I mean, I like Asians too. Okay, over 30 or under 30? I honestly don't care about age. A lot. Most of the girls I find who

like slide in my DMs tend to be young, but, uh, and I don't give a fuck. Like personality is personality looks are way more important. I don't care about age and I'm always way older. So how could I care? Right, right, right. He's a giving man. Listen, if you're in your, you know, you're 20 years old, he'll give you a date, you know, like even if you're 18. Um, okay. Will you eat a girl out on the first hookup? I have no rules on any of it. Yeah, sure. Oh, Dave, that's great. You're such a giving man. Do you like eating? Like, do you mind eating a girl out? It's not my favorite thing, but I know girls are into it. So what are you going to do? Right, right, right.

Yeah. I have no problem with it. I don't know that I'm any fucking good at it. It's just like close my eyes and fucking go. Right, right, right. Well, I think that that's like, you know, you could listen to my fucking podcast. You know, there is an episode. It was number one, how to eat pussy.

And it's, you know, on your network. So you can fucking listen. Yeah. Still, when the lights come on, it's a different game. Right. Oh, that's actually a good question that I didn't have written down. I think a lot of girls are like super self-conscious about their vaginas. And like, you can be totally honest.

Like, do you stare at a girl's vagina? No, he's shaking his head. No, he's like, no, a pussy is a pussy and I'm diving in there with my dick. Like, that's it. That's okay. Thank you. Because I think a lot of girls are super self-conscious. Obviously, we have like the porn star hot dog in a bun situation. Other girls

have like more situation going on. Okay. I don't think I've ever walked down and been to a buddy like, oh, that girl had like a disastrous pussy ever. Right, right. You're like're like no I just fucked it and it was great do you think you've ever received the gluck luck oh yes oh

definitely oh my god that's great that's really great I'm really happy for you I mean a lot of girls even before all this that's like a pretty common thing that girls will say to me yeah yeah like a pretty disgusting sloppy blowjob that's great have you ever had slide in with like i want to give you the block block

wow and you've taken them up on that offer essentially but you're not thinking about me while it's happening right anyways people have asked me that a billion times like have i hooked up with either you or sofia oh we need to address that it's like i fucking hated them so much they might as well have been like the two grossest humans like in the world dave all right relax um no i i agree like i think there's we have to address it because um was a screenshot posted. Did you see it? And it was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Sophia was talking to her guy best friend. And she said, Dave forced her to do a show with an employee he was fucking.

And people think you and I had sex. And then people were damning me. It was my favorite. They were like, do you and Dave have secret sex? Dave Portnoy, have you and i ever had sex any sexual relations even okay and we've never had sexual relations no and that fucking dm is like i didn't force anybody to do fucking shit i think also it's funny because i was thinking and i'm like i think the only time we've ever touched skin is when i shook your hand the first day i met you

and then after that i know i don't even shake your fucking hand i wave at your head hello dave goodbye dave so the last two questions was what is your favorite sex position doggy classic i could have called that from a mile away um okay so i think that's like basically it i think i just wanted to ask you like i personally feel like we're kind of ready to put this drama to bed. People made their own decisions. People date who they date, love who they love, make business decisions. You and I are in business together. I think that we're working on a healthy, open, honest relationship.

No sex involved. And I think that the the drama's over, you know what I mean? Is there any last things you want to like say on it? No, it's what I, I mean, I'd say this to you privately, I'd say it to you publicly. And I think I've said it, I said it on the podcast. I said to everybody who has worked with us, there's plenty of people like don't like me, but will never truly hate anybody no matter what happens if everyone's just honest with each other that was the thing that like drove me crazy so um i think we're on the same page now and i'm excited oh yeah that was one of the last questions was what's your

opinion of me now it's like honestly i'd be a total fucking moron if it's just like, yep, we're going to be great and ready to roll. It's like, let's start building it up and get the trust back. And hopefully it works exactly like how we want to work moving forward. But are you going to still tell the girls that you hang out with that I'm a fucking idiot? No, no, not. I always say it was. It's like she's. Well, a lot of people saw a very different side of you too.

In your first video, that is a side that I knew existed like forever. So it's not an idiot. It was more like, I fucking hate these girls. Yeah. But you don't hate me now. No, not now. You never really hated me. No, I hated you.

I fucking hate you. No, I can see that. And I think that's a good point that you just said. A part of me is almost, there's obviously good comes out of bad situations. And I said it on my first podcast. I was like, I do feel like there was a side of me that I couldn't show the internet just because it wasn't on brand. And I do feel like this is like a new era for me to be able to

actually incorporate the Alex that you see in business meetings and behind closed doors. Because I think people were so fascinated prior to this entire situation. Like, what is it like being in a business meeting with Alex Cooper? Like, does she not have a brain? Right. One of the things that I always get, and I would say, even when I hated you, it's like when people are trying to side with us, Barstool, there are two jits is anybody can do it. Put two like whores up there. Have them talk.

That's just wildly inaccurate. We've gotten so many submissions. 99.9% of them are bad. Like your success was not a flu. So it is good to be able to show that side probably to a degree. All right. Thank you for coming on. All right.

Bye. Bye. Okay, guys. So before we move on to the last segment, best segment, I wanted to clarify something for you guys for the Daddy Gang. So I know I told you guys that moving forward, I'm going to have Daddy Gang guests come on. I am planning on having Daddy Gang on, but it will most likely be in two to three, four episodes. Why that is right now is I'm trying to figure out how to organize this. We're having people submit their stories.

And the first issue, and I'm very aware of it, is I want to make sure these are real stories. We want to make sure that people aren't just like making shit up to come on the show. So it's almost like I was about to say we have to do background checks. We're not doing like background checks, but every show has to take these measures. Just bear with me for the next few episodes i'm gonna have lauren on and a couple other people on before we can have daddy gang on because i just want to make sure that when we come on it's real ass shit and you guys don't hate me for someone coming on and being like well i fucked

bradley cooper and it's like bitch that was a lie so we just need to you know tighten up the screws a little scroopy doopy and then we'll have daddy gang on and I'm really fucking excited I'm also really fucking excited for a little thing I like to go questions

of the week questions of the week questions of the week on some behind the questions of the week guys questions of the week um i understand i lose followers every time i do that you know it's a risk i've got to take. Okay. First question, Alex sending love. I also had a best friend breakup this year. So I totally felt everything you said in the last episode. Thank you. So I fucked up and did the opposite of the daddy thing to do and got so clingy with a guy I met on a dating app over quarantine. Can I come back from this? We were messaging all day, every day for a month until he literally said it was too emotionally draining so i fucked up and i know it but i want

to slide back in and fix things do the dip in dip out method etc do i address the fact that he was right and it was too intense or do i just come back with a snap and pretend like nothing happened do i just forget about him, you totally have my support. Daddy gang forever, even in the single father era. All right, listen. Men hate talking about shit. Most men hate talking about feelings, hate talking about emotional shit like this. So I think you sending a text addressing the fact that you were

a little too fucking aggressive and too forward is a no-go. This happens a lot, but men have very short-term memories. They're like little puppies, all right? Especially when you post a hot picture or something to the internet. So there are two ways to go about this. The best thing is to send him kind of like a hot picture on Snapchat. See his temperature. If he opens it, if he responds, if he doesn't respond, then I would let it go for a little bit. And then you really got to give it a few months. But if he does respond, what I would do is make a joke somewhere in like your second,

third conversation and throw in there making a joke about like, yeah, well, I used to be a psycho, like promise no emotions this time, LOL. Saying something like that, but not having a conversation about it, addressing it and the man not having to comment is like a guy's dream. When girls think that they need to address it and be like okay hi jeffrey listen i understand that i was like way too much last time and i'm ready to move forward and really take things way slower and not be too aggressive are you okay like and then he's gonna be like bitch i don't want to talk about this men want to know that you figured your shit out and they don't have to deal with it anymore so if you can send a hot snap he answers two to three combos in drop a joking line about how you're a fucking psychopath and you're aware of that and like

i woke up and i don't even know what fucking came over me like sorry that is way more the kind of tone i think men like to have figure your own shit out and let him know you figured it out but you don't need to have a conversation with him because men and emotional conversations with women that they're not even fucking dating. They're just fucking and hooking up with. It's like a no fucking go. Okay. I have been dating my boyfriend for five years and I don't want to have sex with him for like the last year. I've had to force myself to have sex with him and focus so hard on coming.

I love him and I don't want to break up but I don't find him attractive I've told him thousands of times to fix his bed game change his style be more attractive literally everything to try to make him more attractive what do I do do I dump him or do I stick it out? Okay. Wow. Here's the thing. Everyone is different. And I think it's really important to focus on the fact that there are some people in the world, as much as we joke on this podcast about how everyone's sex drive should be 100%. You should be wanting to fuck like rabbits 24 seven. There are some people that sex is not a huge driving factor when they are entering into relationships. Shocking. Not really. Okay. There are some people that don't have that height of testosterone or don't have hormones that are like, I want to fuck 24 seven. So if I was personally in

a relationship and was not attracted to the guy anymore which has happened i think you need to end it and i don't mean that in a superficial way like oh i wasn't attracted to his looks anymore no everyone knows that point it's a turn in a relationship where all of a sudden just everything grosses you out about that person like they're annoying they're irritating the way they fucking breathe is annoying just the way they look is annoying The way they fucking breathe is annoying. Just the way they look is annoying. The way everything they do is annoying. And if you are no longer attracted to them, I think personally for me, then I would get out of that situation. But if you are not an overly sexual person and you are okay with not having a lot of sex and your partner is more so like your best friend, that's a complete different situation. And I think everyone has to be aware of like, who are you? How important is sex to you?

And it seems like sex to this girl writing in, it's really important to you. So if you're disgusted with your boyfriend and you've been trying to tell him to somehow be more attractive and it's just not working I would say move on you seem very unhappy and I think that you better cut the cord or else like what's the point in staying in a relationship like that question about my ex-girlfriend so I met this girl on a dating app we dated for four months and during the beginning of quarantine she facetimed me and she told me that she wanted to remove the title and just be friends. Basically, we broke up. I unfollowed her on Instagram and then she blocked me. After being blocked for like one month, she unblocked me. Both of our Instagram

accounts are still private and we don't follow each other. She still follows my family members on Instagram though. Should I try to follow her on Instagram? Why did she suddenly unblock me? What do I do? Oh, men, what it's like to be a man. Listen, women can be fucking crazy, bat shit, if anything. What you have to understand is a lot of the time, if a female is pissed off, she makes emotional decisions in the heat of the moment that do not hold for shit in a few months, let alone a few hours. Okay. So I mean, I hate to fucking expose us, but it's the fucking truth. So the fact that she told you that she just wanted to be friends and take the title off and then you unfollowed her. Oh bitch, you unfollowed me. Well, now I'm going to block your ass. I'm going

to one up your ass. Like that's sometimes how women think in the heat of the moment. So the fact that she unblocked you and she still follows your family, I don't want to hype you up too much, but that's a really fucking good sign. That means that she's still holding on. Like I wouldn't follow a guy's family members still if I didn't think that there was any chance in the future that I may potentially get back with that guy. So if I were you, I would either follow her if you really want to, or you could just send her a snap or you could slide into her DMs with like a funny video or a GIF or something and not fully follow her yet. But I think it's a really good

sign. This is so weird, but ever since the Call Her Daddy drama, I've been having fantasies about dave portnoy i'll be masturbating and he pops into my mind and i come immediately what the fuck is wrong with me wow dave is gonna be so fucking happy this episode he's just gonna be fucking having the time of his life you know girlfriend whatever toots your boat you know um i personally i don't masturbate to my boss um but you know if that's what's getting the job done a a lot of women can't even come. So if you're coming and it takes my boss to make you come, then you know, more power to you, sweetheart. Like I'm not going to get in the way of you and your fucking oh. Okay. This girl asked, so like, I can't come without my clip being touched, except I feel weird touching it myself. And guys don't seem to understand that. And it needs to

be touched the whole time I'm having sex. do I say something without it being awkward all right I think that there's a lot of this comes from insecurity and girls are so in their head when they're going to have sex and the thought you're like laying there and you're like put your hand down there put your hand down there rub your own clit bitch fucking do it fucking do it and there's a lot of girls that are so in their own heads and they won't do it you're like paralyzed you're like today is the day i will rub it and then he's fucking you and he comes all over your fucking belly and you're like so like i just got fucked but i didn't fuck and it's like no no no on call her daddy if you are not rubbing your clit while you are fucking, you are not living. And I'm telling you, men think it's so hot, too.

So it's like a win win. It feels good for you. Anything. It looks hot. You know what I mean? So it's like I understand that it's a little scary and I understand there are people listening to this podcast and we make sex sound so easy and everything. But it's not it's not easy.

And it's not like you're going to do it. And he's like, what are you doing? and he's gonna be like what are you doing hey stop touching that what are you doing no he's literally gonna be like god damn now i'm just gonna come faster so like i think that it's all a lot of this is every woman is so in their heads during sex and fuck men because a lot of men just get to just cruise through life with regard to sex and they barely have to think about anything other than fucking not splooging too fast. Women, we are thinking with our heads the whole time during sex. And if I can give you any advice, it's practice with yourself, practice by yourself, and then do it when you're having sex and let all your inhibitions go and just enjoy yourself. I would challenge every single woman listening to this podcast. The next time you go to have sex, do not focus on how hot your body angle looks.

Don't focus on even pleasuring the man. Focus on making sure that you either achieve an orgasm or you just get as close to possible to like feeling like you are so turned on. You're so enjoying yourself because i promise you when you do that you don't even realize it but the man will notice it and then you literally are going to look 10 times hotter because he's gonna be like oh this fucking bitch is in it to win it and it's gonna be better so i know it's easier said than done but i would really just encourage every single woman listening to this podcast next time you you go to have sex, have sex for yourself

and not for the man. Okay. This is a really serious question. And I think it's important that I read this because I don't think that we've fully touched a lot on this with Call Her Daddy. Alex, this story is more serious and kind of long, but my friends told me to go ahead and submit this. I've been a daddy gang member since the beginning, so I felt it might be important to share in case other daddies have similar experiences. My senior year of high school, I was in a really toxic relationship that completely screwed with my vision of what sex should be through sexual assault and coercion. I was at my lowest of low and through this rough period, I looked forward to hearing the show every week. After getting out of the relationship and beginning

weekly therapy, I started to work on myself, which was really hard to do because I had to see him every single day of that year and the following summer because we worked at the same place and no one knew except for a couple close friends and my therapist. And even though I couldn't even sit close to a man without having a panic attack and the idea of sex disgusted me for months following, I still listened to Call Her Daddy every single week without fail. Over the course of that summer, after my senior year, Caller Daddy helped me come to terms with sex and what happened. The show helped me so much to get to a better place with myself. It's now a year later and I have become so confident and empowered in myself and I have made amazing friends in college. I want you to know I look up to you for celebrating

your sexuality and sharing the relationships, friendships, and hookups that come along with it i am now so secure in myself and i definitely wouldn't have been that way without your help love you father no one really knows about this still so i'm scared to submit this please keep anonymous but just wanted to share with the daddies okay this is amazing first of all this girl is so strong for speaking out she's now a freshman in college there are so many people that endure trauma whether it's sex related mental abuse physical abuse emotional abuse and I know at the surface this show is to make you laugh and be wild and crazy but this story I wanted to share because I want every single woman and man who listened to this podcast to know if you have had a negative experience that has affected the way you look at sex if you can speak on it speak about it then you can manage it and that's

why i'm so happy like this girl saying she's she got into therapy she shared with some close friends i think there is such a negative stigma around therapy and mental health it's like when you start a new job you go through orientation because you have to learn new things. What is it people think you shouldn't learn and continue to learn about your mental health? It's your emotional IQ. It's one of the most important things we have. And some people think you shouldn't continue to be educated on it. It's the same thing as like you can physically have sex, but that doesn't mean you have intimacy through that sexual experience it's the same thing as anything else there are different levels to it so focusing on your mental health never ever let someone tell you you should feel ashamed for nurturing that relationship with yourself and

that connection i think this girl is so fucking strong for coming forward. It's like anyone that's ever experienced that kind of abuse. There is hope. It doesn't mean that sex will be ruined for the rest of your life. But I really do believe the first step is getting help. And therapy is not a bad thing at all. I go to fucking therapy. I gladly admit that. I think it's a healthy thing to talk about. I'm so fortunate having a mom as a psychologist and she's always normalized it to me. But I'm very aware that there are some homes that people are raised in where that's taboo and and it's don't talk about your feelings. Don't address these things. So I mean, I think that obviously we could have someone on this podcast even to talk more about it with me. So I know it's a little bit more deep of a question, but thank you so much for sharing. All right, daddy gang. That is it for this week. I am so fucking excited because Lauren is coming on the show next week. She's actually going to come downstairs to my basement.

She came home to Pennsylvania for the weekend. Um, and we are going to get wild. We're going to have my dad make us some margaritas. We're going to get a little frisky and wild. There's so many fucking stories that need to be told. Um, I know that for so long, everyone was like, okay, you and Sophia have a third roommate. Like who is she? What is she doing? And why the fuck isn't she on the show? There was a reason she wasn't on the show for a while and i was shocked when she was like y'all come on i was like lauren larin i call her larin um so she's super excited for you guys make sure you dm me questions that you want us to address with lauren um i love you guys you dirty little slutty whores i fucking love you all right go have some sex be safe wear a mask and just remember i'll see you fuckers next wednesday you