Call Her Daddy - 85- Let's Have Sex Again...(ft. Savannah Montano)

Episode Date: June 17, 2020

2 PART SERIES. Alex is joined by guest Savannah Montano, a girl she idolized at a young age because of the promiscuous lifestyle Sav promoted as a teen on the internet. The two girls, now in their 20s..., have become friends through Instagram and are talking dating high profiled men, strategically not sleeping with men for an extended period of time (3 months), and Savannah addresses her favorite sex- the 'slow stroke'- and gives details of how to give head/ride on top. The girl's also discuss how the men in their lives are terrified of the show and getting exposed.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? Call her daddy. Oh my fucking what's up daddy gang? It is Alex Cooper, your single fucking father, back at it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy. Hello. Welcome back, wiener holes. I was missing you a little bit. Every fucking Wednesday, I just get this different type of fucking pulsating in my vagina. I'm like, oh, we're back. Oh, we're fucking back, baby. So how are you guys feeling today?
Starting point is 00:00:47 I know you can't answer me, but telepathy, how are you feeling? You're good. I'm good, too. I'm feeling really fucking excited. I was going to do a really long intro for this week about like about just like my love life right now and how I literally had a sit down dinner with my brother, my mom and my dad last night. And I decided to tell my brother and my dad what man I was getting on a plane to go see in two weeks and it was it was literally the worst decision I could have made
Starting point is 00:01:12 because my brother just fucking roasted me and I wanted to give you guys like a little bit of detail on that but I don't have time this week because the amount of content that I have with the guests this week is a little bit outrageous we literally sat in the studio and filmed for so fucking long so enjoy yourselves daddies enjoy this guest I'm so excited for you to hear all right guys I think genuinely this woman has the hottest ass on Instagram maybe the best boobs too on instagram maybe the best hair do i low-key want to fuck this girl yes i do everybody introducing savannah montano hi daddy oh my god dude dude she's like literally okay so right now first of all fuck you guys because we
Starting point is 00:02:04 are in new york city right now risking corona for all, fuck you guys, because we are in New York City right now risking Corona for your assholes. That's how much we fucking love you. I'm sitting at Barstool with Savannah right now. Savannah and I are here with her best friend, Elizabeth, who I also am best friends with now. And we're like this little cute, fun hangout group. We have just been taking shots in the Barstool office and it's like we're ready to go.
Starting point is 00:02:23 We're having fun. How are you feeling i'm good i'm ready oh you're not even nervous i mean i'm a little nervous but like more excited more excited okay so guys i want to give a little background to like how the fuck we met because i think that a lot of people on the internet you know how many girls are like oh like instagram friends but like they've never met yeah and that like borders our relationship a little bit yeah so okay in the call her daddy style I've always told people like daddy gang listen up you guys slide the fuck into men's dms like slide the fuck and be so nasty and disgusting I slid into Savannah's dms I literally slid the fuck into Savannah to meet her so I I remember I was like
Starting point is 00:03:04 in an uber going back to my apartment one night. It was like a random Saturday. And I saw you were in New York City with Elizabeth. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so fucking obsessed with those two human beings. Like they just are so my vibe. And so I slid into Sav's DMs. And I forget what I said. I was like, you and Elizabeth look so fun.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Like, let's hang pretty much. And then you were like, I'm fucking down.. I was like, you and Elizabeth look so fun. Like, let's hang. Pretty much. And then you were like, I'm fucking down. Let's do it, bitch. And then I think we met like 48 hours later or something. And we raged. And I remember, oh, my God, I got so fucked up that night. Yeah, me too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Belligerent. Belligerent, like blackout. And we're like, wow, this is going to be an amazing friendship. So I think that the let's dive a little bit into the back of like who you are first okay because I think that it's important like I think a lot of people if they're gonna go look at you right now it's like you are so hot beautiful and amazing asshole I would love to put my face I was like wait don't keep going um so you are like an amazing hot person on instagram however i literally knew you from way back when and you didn't even know i existed did you i did okay daddy gang listen up when i
Starting point is 00:04:13 was in i think it would be i'm excited to hear this no i want to be so creepy right now when i was in middle school yes middle school You were dating Jared. OK, everybody, listen up. A little shout out, Jared. Jared. OK, listen, Savannah first became famous. How? Tell the diary. Well, it started back off in the good old Tumblr days. I was like 14 or 15 and it was my first boyfriend. Yeah, I think it was like our anniversary.
Starting point is 00:04:42 So I decided to make a little video for us. Well, montage of all the fucking cringy moments between us and i posted on tumblr and i remember i woke up the next morning and i had like a thousand followers which at the time was like insane insane all my friends were texting me like what's going on like what happened and yeah it was literally like overnight the video just went viral and I just I just kept making the videos kept being super cringe with my boyfriend at the time and they just kept blowing up like video after video and it kind of started from there it's so funny that you say super cringe because yeah when I was younger and when you were younger they were like they were everything daddy gang you have are they still they're still online yeah okay when i was younger in middle school i could not have a boy over to my house so savannah was like
Starting point is 00:05:32 the only human being i knew that was that age that was able to have like sleepovers with her boyfriend and was publicly filming like making out with this guy and I was like this girl's literally meant to be my best friend like and also where the fuck are her parents and like why the fuck don't I have this girl's life and you had I just remember you had the biggest bed and you guys were so cute I know I'm so creepy but I watched all of your Jared Savannah videos and I remember you were like the first like couple I followed on YouTube that I was like, oh my God, I so heart them. Like they're so fucking cute. Like I wanted Jared in my life.
Starting point is 00:06:09 And then your Tumblr, like you were Tumblr famous, which was a huge fucking deal back then. Yeah. Didn't you post something that like Kylie Jenner and her friends? Yeah, dude. Kylie, Kylie, Kendall, like all of them. They all were the fans, I guess, of me and Jared. And it was so crazy.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Like they wanted to hang out with me. I like stop I'm just a girl I'm just a girl with Jared please stop wait wait explain that tell me like about that moment for you how old were you like probably 15 years old shut the fuck up like not even oh my god I had braces it was ugly and like in my parents basement like chewing my hair so that whole stage is on the internet for me right right but you like were low-key so hot back then so fuck you no you didn't have an awkward stage savannah you're literally the girl everyone hates keep going but like love to love that's not true but thank you okay you're like but keep going um okay so what happened i don't know if she like tweeted me i think oh you know what i think it was when they had their like whole little friend group i think they call
Starting point is 00:07:04 themselves like the misfits or whatever yes so I think I tweeted them actually and I was like I want to be friends with you guys and they like all tweeted me back like yes like let's be friends and Kylie was like I love your tumblr some shit like that and I was so starstruck I mean okay and Savannah is from like Boca Raton, Florida, right? Yeah. So I remember when you when this happened, it was like a crossover of two worlds, like loser Alex in her basement, eating her hair, like watching Savannah and Jared watching Kylie Jenner. And I was like, one day, like maybe I'll meet either of those groups. And now I'm sitting on my podcast with you.
Starting point is 00:07:39 It's like the randomest. Right. It's so weird. So Savannah started to like get famous because she had a boyfriend when she was younger and she was getting finger blasted for the world to see exactly exactly wait and so was that the first guy you lost your virginity to or no yeah i was oh my god wait am i allowed to ask like what is your relationship with him now uh okay well i mean i don't want to out him but like right he's a little still obsessed yes okay we can put it that way yeah yeah yeah that makes sense I think that's fair enough so you kind of moved on to like
Starting point is 00:08:12 just you moved on in life like I think that was like exactly I think that's actually something I want to talk to you about you did not go to college no you finished high school yeah okay and then how did you make the decision not to go to college i honestly never really envisioned myself going to college yeah like i hated school i hated going to school senior year i think i went like i don't even know barely yeah they honestly didn't want me to graduate just because i didn't show up like i had all the passing credits but they were like savannah it's not fucking fair you didn't come to school like they didn't want they didn't let me walk at graduation like i had all my credits i graduated but they didn't let me walk like that was their little vengeance against me i remember crying in
Starting point is 00:08:47 my principal's office like please just let me fucking walk and he was like it's not fair because you literally didn't go to school i didn't go i was kind of like that my senior year too it was really bad and i think like i actually told that story it was like a couple episodes ago where i was like my dean of students came over to me like beelined it to me and I wasn't wearing the right cap and gown I accidentally took my sisters and I was wearing the wrong cap and gown to my school graduation and he's like my dean of students shout out Mr. Bridges fuck you and he was such a dick to me and he would always call me into his office like for some stupid shit and he's like Alex like you're literally wearing the wrong cap and gown i was like i'm so sorry and i was like what do you want me to do and he was like
Starting point is 00:09:28 alex i don't care just fucking graduate and i was like get the fuck out of here i was like fuck and my parents were so disappointed but i was like a degenerate too so i feel like that's why like the vibe i like gravitated towards you because i didn't i wanted to go to college but i also didn't if i wasn't playing soccer i wouldn't i was like fuck this i have way bigger things i'm gonna do in my life this is where we can get into it a little bit okay i think that you and i are very similar in certain ways and then also just like very different in certain ways no fucking shit alex like wow we're like different humans so fucking intelligent what i mean by that is savannah you are known for being this like
Starting point is 00:10:13 relationship girl yeah definitely all i've ever seen on your page is you dating a man and you date these men for so long and then no and i'm calling you out but it's also like not a bad thing and then all of a sudden before i can even forget and like fall out of love and shipping you and this other man you're dating a new one and i usually think it's like gonna be short term but then you are in these like three-year fucking relationships can you please explain this to us okay well i mean you're not wrong like this is actually so accurate fuck you god damn it come at me then um yeah i'm definitely a relationship girl i don't know i don't know why i i think i just fall in love really easily okay wait that's interesting yeah like i i just feel like i find something to love about everybody
Starting point is 00:11:03 so when i meet somebody I like slowly kind of just fall in love with them naturally and it's like really easy for me to just find things that I like about someone do you have a type honestly I don't think I do I don't think you do either I don't I feel like every single guy I've dated is so completely different every way you have an athlete boyfriend right now that we can talk about i can so relate this is my playing field i remember the first day we met you were just like kind of starting to date him yeah and you were like yeah dating an athlete is like a whole different fucking ball game how has it been let's talk about it tell the daddy gang they want to hear the details
Starting point is 00:11:40 dude can i be honest i remember the first time we went out together and we hung out you read me like a fucking book like i remember thinking like okay she's the real deal because you were like spot on i remember you pulled me into the bathroom do you remember oh my god and you were like you were like sav like i just need to tell you you're so fucking hot like you were just like hyping me up you're like you are like a queen like you were just telling me like hyping me up like telling me all this shit Because I feel like a lot of people don't realize when you're dating like an athlete or like a public figure. Yeah. It's I mean, it definitely brings out your insecurities.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Yeah. Like when you when I go out to the clubs with my boyfriend, he has like security VIP bottles. The girls around turn into fucking vultures. They're literally masturbating on stage. Yeah. Boyfriend's head like literally literally like just to get a fucking shot just to get a little shot of tequila she is clit finger trying to score on the top of even trying to fuck his security man just to get in just to get in so then you're the girlfriend and explain yeah that experience yeah i mean it just it definitely
Starting point is 00:12:46 brings out your insecurities it makes you uh kind of think twice about the people that you bring around you you're kind of looking around there's a bunch of hot girls everywhere like throwing their pussies and you're just like fuck yeah you know like you can be as hot as you want you could think you're the shit but when you're put into that environment um it definitely just makes you second guess everything especially in new york like you go out to one oak and it's just straight models everywhere models models like 10 feet tall and you can look so fucking good that night but if a six foot fucking model walks the fuck in especially in new york city yeah and is like eyeing your boyfriend sorry no this is the worst actually i just remembered this okay so when i was dating
Starting point is 00:13:26 my boyfriend so it was one of those nights where like we didn't plan to go to the club so we were going to dinner and i looked so fucking i've been there i've been there literally straight from the fucking airport in sweat yes he's like babe we're just going to dinner i promise no you literally have like no makeup on i literally look like a troll from underground i'm like it's like the natural beauty he loves to wake up to go fuck yourself i go to the club after this dinner like least expected i am basically in my fucking jammies okay i look like a fucking loser i don't have heels on so i'm in like fucking flats my hair is greaseball central and girls with full blown makeup done are coming in trying
Starting point is 00:14:07 to fucking get in and around his penis. And I am like, I want to turn to him and be like, babe, you can actually go fuck one of them. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because I've been there. Why are you with me? Why are you with me? Like now I really get it.
Starting point is 00:14:22 I get it if you cheat right now because I'm disgusting. Okay. So you've had those moments too. Yeah. do you remember that same night that we went out together some girl was eyeing my boyfriend I remember I was getting mad I think you noticed and you were like Savannah don't even fucking pay attention turn around and twerk all over me oh my god do you remember oh my god okay so daddy oh my god I forgot about that so I was like really getting overly invested in like Savannah's relationship because I was like i've been here like i fucking know the game so well so savannah's like okay this girl's literally fucking basically trying to fuck my boyfriend running in front of my eyes you looked so hot that night i remember you had like this cute
Starting point is 00:14:57 little outfit on and i was like savannah this is literally almost perfect and you were like no you psychotic human being this is awful and i'm like sweetheart this is literally almost perfect. And you were like, no, you psychotic human being. This is awful. And I'm like, sweetheart, this is what you do. I'm me and you're you. And you are going to put your fucking ass literally on my clit and you're going to start twerking on me. And your boyfriend is going to be talking to that female for literally 2.5 seconds.
Starting point is 00:15:21 And when he sees what's going on, he's going to freak the fuck out because every single man in the club is gonna get a boner from watching your ass bounce in front of my face savannah starts dancing on me and her boyfriend like say no more alex beautiful she starts twerking like i've never seen someone twerk i am like getting turned on i look over to the right savannah's boyfriend is literally having a fucking heart attack the girl was pushed off the stage i don't know where the bitch went that was fucking flirting with your boyfriend gone savannah is still continuing to dance and your boyfriend's face dropped to the floor like literally in shock he's like i've never seen
Starting point is 00:15:58 my girlfriend like this all eyes on you every single man at that table watched savannah put on a performance in front of them and i was like and that is how you make a professional athlete dick turn into a fucking little baby carrot shrimp okay good night and then after that you guys were like in love for the rest of the night i was like i've done my work here i'm gonna go home enjoy yourself can you quickly tell us how you and your current boyfriend started dating again well i don't want to out him but um he might have been he might have been very persistent like he was so persistent he didn't know at the time but i i read through my gms uh quite frequently same and he was sending messages and then unsending them and then sending them again and then sending something else and then unsending it so it was like
Starting point is 00:16:44 i think the last one he sent me was like come on give me a fucking chance and then i was like shit like you know what no actually you know what i think the thing was he was doing that he was sending and then unsending sorry babe but um i was i was peeping all of them like i was seeing it and he obviously didn't realize that i was seeing right right so then um i think he stopped messaging me for like a month and i kind of like missed it i was like i was like why why did you stop being so thirsty like what did i yeah like what did i do wrong baby come back so then when he messaged me and he was like come on like give me a chance i'm like shit okay he's back like let me know i gotta i gotta give him a chance
Starting point is 00:17:21 we and so then how did you guys meet because you live in florida and all of a sudden now you're in fucking new york all the time that's how we started hanging out well it was actually his timing was impeccable because it was a really big coincidence it was my best friend's birthday in new york my two best friends live in new york so it was one of their birthdays and he messaged me like the thursday and her birthday was like on saturday and he was like he was like come on give me a chance whatever i'm like hey what's up we started talking briefly and he was like let me fly you out this weekend I was like okay well it's my best friend's birthday like I'm down like I'm coming right so I mean it worked in his favor so I saw a TikTok and it was you and your boyfriend
Starting point is 00:17:59 and you guys were doing the TikTok challenge. It was like the couples close their eyes and then you guys like point to whoever it applies to more. And the question came up of like, who is the hornier one in the relationship? And you and your boyfriend both pointed to you. Can you talk about that for a minute? Yeah, definitely. Definitely usually the hornier one in a relationship. Okay, so you're like horny all the time. Like're horny right now so fucking horny like i literally need to leave right now and go
Starting point is 00:18:30 fuck my boyfriend i can't sit on this seat right now okay i think that's so interesting because i think women have a really hard time sometimes matching the level that their boyfriends have sex drive like a lot of girls are just like why the fuck do i not want to have as much sex as my boyfriend and it feels like that's like the complete opposite for you yeah how does that play out in relationships like do your boyfriends love it or is it literally like too much sometimes i mean obviously a majority of them love it i've actually had a boyfriend that didn't like it so much like off the bat i was super horny obviously all over him wanted to fuck all the time and he like kind of took it as a turn off what yeah wait what yeah and what would
Starting point is 00:19:11 he say like how did you know he wasn't into it he would tell me because i would obviously like try to be fucking him all the time like i'm naked why aren't we having sex yeah but he just thought like he was very um why am i saying was? He's literally my boyfriend. Fuck. You're like, it's actually the guy I'm dating right now. This is so weird. Do you want to expose him or not? I don't care.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Okay, so in the beginning you were being super aggressive. Yeah. And he was like, not about it. I think it's because he's like more of a dominant guy. Okay. So to him, like me kind of trying to initiate it was like a turn off to him because he wanted to be the one that was like let me fuck you right now and i'm like no no let me fuck you wait that's so interesting so how did you get it down to like a balance uh i just stopped trying
Starting point is 00:19:56 to have sex with him i thought you were gonna say i just stopped fucking him and it all was perfect no but pretty much like okay so then you stopped initiating yeah 100 like completely never asked him to fuck again never reached for his dick again nothing cold turkey and lo and behold now he's like why don't you ever get on top of me anymore you're like baby you literally told me to go fuck myself and now he he regrets saying that shit because now it's like i mean obviously we fuck a lot right but i'm more i let him initiate it now can you tell us like how okay what is your ideal amount to be having sex during the week if you have like a boyfriend like what are you usually having sex i would say like three times a week is a good okay can i ask you like when you go to hook up with men
Starting point is 00:20:42 do you have a specific time frame of like how you strategize your dating like do you will you sleep with a guy like on the first night will you sleep with him like not immediately like what is your because obviously no fucking judgment like i would it like tell me what's your i don't have like a specific time frame definitely not on the first date okay i would say i mean um second date fine sure but also like the longer you wait the more exciting it is like it is honestly the best part about sex is like the anticipation like you want to make him want it yeah the longer you wait the more the sexual tension grows and it just makes it so much better when you finally do it and i mean
Starting point is 00:21:21 you can say all you want like oh you can fuck on the first date it doesn't make a difference but for guys it does it does it does like even like my boyfriend told me like the fact that i didn't give it up i didn't even kiss him on the first date like he went in for a kiss and i gave him my fucking cheek because i was like bitch no like you think one day you're gonna kiss me no oh my god and that made him want me so much more because like also they take that into consideration like if you if you're fucking on the first date guys are guys like they're gonna assume you do that with everybody they're like is she wifey material and listen again it's so like if you want to fuck him on the first date and you want to own it and that's what you're in it for then fucking do that if you're trying to look for a relationship just based off of what men fucking think i am telling you right now
Starting point is 00:22:05 a lot of men if you fuck them on the first date they will not fucking wife you up yeah however i know so many of my friends that are in relationships because they went and fucked their boyfriend on the first night and they're still fucking together yeah so it's all a game of like chance and like who you're fucking with i personally from like my strategy and I think I took it too far at times but like I remember I mean for so long especially when I went into college I would not have sex with these men a lot of them ever I literally was like we're not like I would never have sex and people were like would I wanted them to get to the point of like genuine concern like no wait like are you a virgin like why aren't we having sex and i will never forget slim shady
Starting point is 00:22:50 who i refer to as my ex on this podcast on the first date he took me out similar to your like um story with your new boyfriend current boyfriend i was mary fucking virgin mother of mary and i was like acting like i'd never even kissed a man before i was so acting so fucking innocent i feel like most guys like that love it yeah love it especially if you're getting slutty vibes from a bitch aka you and me yeah and then all of a sudden you're like i like literally don't know how to kiss like sorry good night and he's like bitch what where's the pussy so I held out on him I made my ex-boyfriend wait to fuck me for three months for three months I love that though it was but it was hard three months if you really think about that like it was a very long process and I remember towards the end he was like genuinely like no no like are you a virgin like you can tell me
Starting point is 00:23:47 but i took it i think i took it to certain lengths and that is why i remember being like okay if i can train myself to give the best blow job on the face of the earth if i can suck no that's where it started really i'm not kidding this is psycho but i remember being like okay alex if you this is gonna be fucked up but i this is what it was it was a control thing so for me it was like if i don't have sex with them i need to give them something else that will obviously keep them happy and keep them around yeah so i would implement the blow job and that's where samantha's like she is crazy so i i started to be like if i can learn how to suck the living shit out of a man's dick then what i will do and this is what i tell people on my podcast
Starting point is 00:24:47 start at like a very average blow job and then ramp it up a little bit more and then a little bit more and then ramp it up very slowly to then the point of it's like an oh my god i'm the happiest man in the world like that i've never gotten a blowjob like that by me having no sex with them the plan was this is now I'm saying it doesn't seem right in the head but here we are I wanted them to fall in love before we had sex yes right yes right yeah yeah yeah men falling in love is a complete fucking different game than women falling in love if you can get a man to fall in love with you game over yeah the game is over yeah you literally win you can once you have that man emotionally wrapped around your fucking finger you own him yeah and i know it
Starting point is 00:25:38 sounds manipulative and i'm very very aware of that talking about that in therapy right now but different ball it's different it's different and honestly i have this theory that like whoever a guy falls in love with like his first love he will never ever ever get over never forget like girls are different girls you can fall in love he fucks you over fine you're hurt yep a couple months later you find a new guy you're fucking in love all over again all the guys are not the same at all if they fall in love they're in love forever thank you i'm sorry but it's true it's true and i think that's what mentally i could tell a lot of these men had never had an emotional relationship with a woman my goal was is keep them long enough not having sex with you suck the life out of their dick do everything but and a lot of people,
Starting point is 00:26:25 I know even guys were like, dude, we're literally doing everything, but sex, we might as well have sex. Yeah. You have to also make sure you're not teetering the line of like being a tease. Cause guys will be like, no, you're fucking annoying now. Like what the fuck? So I made it very clear. Like sex is very important to me and we're going to have it. I just need time. So I would slowly ramp up the blow jobs while ramping up the emotional connection and the goal was the the day i would have sex with them is basically the day i knew that they were already basically in love with you already had them is that oh my god samana's like and that everyone is our fucking go-to plan but it's so fucking true
Starting point is 00:27:04 no ladies if you can wait that fucking long if you can get them to hold out on sex and keep them And that, everyone, is our fucking go-to plan. But it's so fucking true. No, it's true. Ladies, if you can wait that fucking long, if you can get them to hold out on sex and keep them in the game. And I feel like a lot of girls think that, like, if I don't give up the pussy, like, they're not going to love me. It's the opposite. It's the opposite. You don't understand how many girls are willing to just give it up
Starting point is 00:27:21 because they think that's going to make them love you. Like, it's not. It's the opposite. If he can find an emotional connection he's not it's it's harder to find for guys than it is for girls yes and they they kind of like grabbed that they latch to it yeah they can't let it go because they've never felt that before anything i can tell girls is like listen your chances are so not fucked if you fuck a guy on a first date and you're like listening to this podcast you're like wait fuck i already fucked him what do i do yeah you reel it back in yep i just thought about it i just need a minute i just want to slow things down i want to get to know
Starting point is 00:27:54 each other better and start slowly and if anything that's gonna make him more insecure he's gonna be like yes yes which is what you want it's like wait wait what do you mean yeah like what did i do wrong wait why are we not was it not good enough wait like literally like why do you want to wait now wait what the fuck yeah was that dick and then you slowly bring it back down to basics and if anything that's gonna make him want it more because he already had a little taste exactly and then so everyone listening freaking the fuck out no you can you can digress and i think a lot of girls don't see that and i think a lot of girls this is the thing and i know we've talked about it lightly on caller Her Daddy,
Starting point is 00:28:25 but Savannah, maybe you can touch on this with me. But like so many girls will be like, I feel though if I don't throw the pussy at him, then he's going to lose interest. Then that means he doesn't like you. Yeah. I mean, if he's only hanging out with you and he only wants to fuck you,
Starting point is 00:28:41 then I mean, that was a lose-lose from the beginning. Exactly. And maybe that's only what you wanted. Like maybe you're only in it to fuck him like maybe you yeah and that's fine like if you only want dick right go for it like who cares if you want dick then get dick first night you don't need to wait right like fuck fuck that dick get the fuck out literally you are the fucking squirrel from ice age motherfucker get that nut get out let's go but but if you want a relationship with the guy then you got to kind of listen to like what we're talking about right now where it's like everyone that's listening to this podcast and i get it there are a lot of healthy
Starting point is 00:29:15 people that listen and you're like i don't want to play the game that's fine but if you're not going to play the game unfortunately usually the other side also is playing a game so if you're not going to play the game and they're playing the game you're automatically that's the thing it pisses me off i'm like no offense but it pisses me off when people say like oh i don't want to play games like it doesn't it doesn't matter like you don't have the choice like they're playing games if you don't want to play you already lost you're you're gone you're lost i love it okay thank you because i think sometimes like even when i'm helping like some of my cousins like i'll help them with their relationships and they're so fucking normal and healthy
Starting point is 00:29:47 and i'm helping them with their guy advice and they're like i don't want to do that that seems too much of a game and i'm like listen to me the text he just sent you that is a game so if you don't want to jump in and play the game you lost yep so people dip your toes into the water and play the fucking game the Play the fucking game. Okay, Savannah, talk about clenching your vagina. Savannah has like a little tip for all of us today that she wants to talk about. Okay, I don't know if girls already do this as it is, but something that I do when I'm having sex with a guy is,
Starting point is 00:30:25 first of all, I like when guys start off slow. Yes. I like the slow and deep penetration. Men, listen. And then we speed it up a little bit. So in the initial strokes, I clench my vagina, like, really tight. Like, you know when you do Kegels? Yes. Tighten your vagina.
Starting point is 00:30:37 So I'll do that for, like, the first couple strokes. I'll make sure he's going really slow. And I'll make my vagina as fucking tight as possible so a guy will always remember the initial stroke like when he first puts it in he's like fuck that's tight you know what i mean yes so so yeah so just clench your vagina as tight as fucking possible make him go really slow in the beginning and then as he progressively gets harder starts speeding it up right you kind of like loosen up. You start getting wet. And then it just kind of takes a mind of its own.
Starting point is 00:31:08 And as much as you're mainly saying it feels good for him. It feels good for you. It feels so good for you. Something about tightening your vagina when he's putting it in. Yes. Makes it feel like you can feel every inch of his dick. Especially like the initial when he first puts it in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:22 You need that impression. Like suction cut his dick with your fucking yeah vagina and make it so fucking it's an air he can like barely put it in yes yeah he's like jesus christ yeah like i can't get it in yes um can you give some of my listeners some tips of like how to ride a dick okay well i feel like okay for a while when i first started riding dick i wasn't that good at it okay i could tell i wasn't that good at it i didn't enjoy it he like after two minutes was like all right flip the fuck over but what i realized is when you're on top you don't have to worry about
Starting point is 00:31:57 what he's feeling if you think it feels good believe me it feels good for him so focus on like how it feels for you you want to pretend it's like a little dildo you know what i mean do whatever the fuck you want with it right if it's not feeling good for you adjust and do whatever feels good for you and then i promise it's gonna feel good for him but like also just going up and down like really slow and like i said like keeping your pussy really tight when you're like going up and down i i really like the slow strokes i just feel like he some guys initially they don't they don't really understand it but also i feel like it makes guys fall in love with you like when he's going slow and deep and he can feel every inch of your pussy
Starting point is 00:32:36 he's gonna remember that shit savannah you saying that for like girls being on top is so fucking brilliant because i feel like a lot of girls think they have to go in this like fast ass jackrabbit motion yeah on top of a guy like up down up down scooting scooting when a girl lifts herself up to like the very tip of a guy's dick and he's watching her do that and then you like go back down on his dick in a nice and slow motion a man's soul leaves his body like there are it takes confidence to be like bitch watch my pussy slowly slide to the top of your dick and go very fucking slow down and maybe when you're almost at the very bottom kind of like make it be a little bit more aggressive of a push down yes and like make the noises i think for men when that's like the same thing
Starting point is 00:33:30 with a blowjob girls like when you when a man hears your fucking pussy juice like slamming with his dick like he's like i am in love and i feel like you have to get into it like make sure that you're enjoying it like i've i've had a couple guys tell me that, like, I moan really nice. Not to hype myself up. But I feel like a lot of girls are, like, afraid to really get into it. Like, they're more worried about what the guy's feeling than what they're feeling. But you have to realize, like, when you're enjoying it, when you're fucking moaning, like, the guy loves it ten times more.
Starting point is 00:34:03 That in itself is going to make a man cum. You want your moans to be playing in their fucking dreams yes savannah your moans to be playing in their dreams bitches don't do it like we've said on the past like girls are like and it's like baby this is not a horror film like relax like make them believable and i feel like sometimes when you're moaning like even if you're not enjoying it that much if you're moaning it kind of makes you like it makes you more into it i completely agree every woman that's listening to this is like oh i don't really like feel like i make that many noises or i don't moan as much try it yeah try moaning and what feels comfortable for you because i promise you the more you do that the more you're gonna get into it actually
Starting point is 00:34:41 and then all of a sudden you're like fucking having an orgasm you're like whoa where did that come from and it's like oh bitch because it's like you're tricking your mind everyone says smile and you're happy kate moan and then you're fucking coming yeah whoa okay no don't bring it up bring it up i don't want to make you mad wait no tell me right now you you you're not okay with the gluck luck talk to me wait this is amazing wait tell me i mean i don't want to piss daddy gang off like i know everyone's like gluck gluck go ahead call me out let's go okay well here's the thing i remember first like when i was learning to give head i remember one of my guy friends you know my guy friends are clearly all fucking perverts right um he told me like oh you need to use your hand
Starting point is 00:35:19 you know right so from the get-go i've always used my hands and i remember listening to your podcast once and you were saying that to use two hands and i've always only used one right and at first i was like that doesn't really make sense like why would you use two hands that sounds like a lot of fucking work savannah's like i want to go to sleep no stop but um i remember in one episode you mentioned that you do it because it makes them feel like their dick is bigger so i tried it i was like okay that part makes sense like let me see if that works and i did it and like it didn't work i just feel like there's not enough mouth on it okay yeah okay it's not he has a big dick right the guy that i tried it with so this is can i like give you like oh yeah give me tips okay so i think the
Starting point is 00:36:00 most important thing for me with the gluck luck is the guys that I'm fucking with do not have, like, seven-foot fucking dicks, okay, people? So putting even just your middle finger and your index finger and your thumb together and putting them downward. So you're not using your full hands? No, no, no, no. Everyone listening to this, that's what, okay, hold on. I'm glad i'm clarifying this for fucking everyone because shit fuck no okay every daddy gang fuck i haven't talked about the block clock in so fucking long everybody listening for a good blowjob tip we've always
Starting point is 00:36:36 said the double hand twist makes a guy's dick feel so large and you have to go based on size if this guy's dick is a normal dick a lot of men have just like a normal penis size you are not using both of your hands on his dick what you're doing is you're taking your index finger and your thumb and you're putting them together in an o or you're taking your index finger and your middle finger and connecting them into an o with your thumb and you're doing that on both sides and then you're putting it down towards the base of the dick see i've never done that stop i said oh my god you're gonna try this tonight you're gonna text me baby get ready baby where are you hi okay so you literally take this and you're going
Starting point is 00:37:15 like like you're turning them clockwise in opposite directions opposite directions so okay my right hand right now and my left hand right now my right hand is going clockwise my left hand fingers are going counterclockwise and you're going like down you're going down while your mouth is going while your mouth is going down at the same time as the fingers oh my god so like so you don't bring your fingers back up you do but as your head comes back okay so basically we're doing it like this is like uh like you're you're a machine at a fair your head and your fingers are connected your mouth is above your your two hands here and then as it's going down your head is going down
Starting point is 00:37:57 with the fingers and then we're coming back up my technique is like i use one hand and i try to like put my hand as close to my lips as possible so i kind of try to create the same the same grip so it feels like just one big vagina basically so you just move up and down like connected to your mouth and like literally keep it on it yeah and the sloppier the wetter it can be the better your technique is beautiful a guy's gonna come in like five seconds it's amazing yeah oh my god do you have any tricks for the balls with us like let's talk about that for a minute do you even interact with them during the blowjob of course of course of course of course she does um okay i feel like you have to like slowly progressively go a little
Starting point is 00:38:38 lower than the dick kind of like a little under the dick and then you go lower and lower i think you always have to start with one ball obviously yeah and then you can go under the dick and then you go lower and lower i think you always have to start with one ball obviously yeah and then you can go under the balls yes especially if they're a little bitch boy and they don't like it near the ass then you definitely have to go under the wall you have to go under the balls and like experiment a little because half the time if you do it like savannah saying like you're easing down yeah they won't stop you and they get a little nervous but low key it starts to just feel better the lower you go because sometimes guys they like it they just don't know they like it and they're like
Starting point is 00:39:10 nervous to tell you that they like it yes so you have to kind of ease into it make it feel like oh my god is she near my ass is she not near my ass yes yes like where is this and then he's like oh i kind of like that like i'm not gonna stop her you know what i mean yes do it like inconspicuous and and then also like while you're doing this daddy gang just to help you you should be still jacking him off yeah i think at times sometimes it's hotter like if you really like slow stroke jack him off while you're going down towards the balls and like jack him off like move his dick towards up his stomach for him to be like watching you do that while you're then down by the balls guys have a very fucking hard complex of like accepting like okay like she's near my asshole
Starting point is 00:39:50 like here we go so if you just stop touching his dick and you're by his balls he's gonna be like whoa whoa stop but if you continue to jack him off simultaneously while you're touching his balls he's like oh that kind of feels good actually it's christmas morning he's happy he's getting his presents in all different directions he's willing to let them slide on christmas morning it's a beautiful situation okay so this is it how do you feel good i'm excited i'm horny oh how was your podcast experience it was fun i was a little nervous at first but it's intimidating it's hard like trust me every week everyone's like oh podcasting is so easy I'm like dude I don't know how you come up with shit to talk about every week it's it's insane I literally don't understand no it's hard I feel bad for the guys I'm dating but I'm sure they love it but I'm like I really want to try this
Starting point is 00:40:37 new thing and he's like is this for the podcast and I'm like it is definitely like affected my relationships but has it it has negatively i think in positive and negative ways i think some of them love it like sure and then others i think are just a little bit nervous they're like self-conscious that you're gonna talk about how shitty their dick was it was actually really interesting because one of the guys that i have sex with actually was like crazy because we had like a moment after sex and we had like a very intimate moment where he usually doesn't get emotional and he's like can I be really open with you right now and I was like poor thing of course sweetheart oh god here it comes
Starting point is 00:41:13 and he just opened up to me and was like I feel an enormous amount of pressure sometimes so i can't even say this this is so sad he was like i feel this enormous amount of pressure because sometimes i feel like i'm having to almost like perform for your show and i'm like yes bitch give me that good dick but i all of a sudden like realized i was like holy fuck like wait i kind of get it like i can only imagine as a guy like realized I was like, holy fuck. Like, wait, I kind of get it. Like I can only imagine as a guy like I'm about to be like, and so his dick like wasn't even that good. Dude, before I came here, my boyfriend was like, please talk good about my dick. Wait, right? It's scary.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Yeah. And I think like, yeah. Make sure you get it across that I'm really good at fucking. I'm like, I got you. You're like, babe, I got you. You're literally very dominant. Choke me out. Literally cannot breathe hello hello it's me your father get near to a little fun i really i really Questions of the motherfucking Wack Bible.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Holy fucking shit. I just full blown had a little blackout. We're back. We're fine. Questions of the week, bitches. Are you guys done with me yet? Are we over each other? Please, I'm sorry. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:41 I recently hooked up with this guy and he ghosted me after five dates sex on the fifth date and haven't heard from him honestly not shocked however i am so sick and tired of guys giving you a tease like that and then ghosting if after a week he doesn't text can i text him to call him out if so what do i say if not is there anything i can do to fuck with him and get revenge or follow-up question is there anything i can do to fuck with him and get revenge? Or follow-up question, is there anything I can do to bring him back in? We don't follow each other on social media. He only has my number. Sex was amazing, which is why I'm still stuck on this.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Okay, I'm going to talk about this in an episode soon because I feel like I've been getting a lot of messages about this. If a man is ghosting you after you guys have sex move the fuck on and I know it stings hearing that but like if you literally fuck a dude and he doesn't fucking reach out to you why the fuck are you trying to figure out a timeline of when to reach out to him no literally no like you and I know it fucking sucks to hear and like trust me I am no fucking better like I've had moments like this in college where I was like what the fuck like should I text him no if you're asking yourself should I text him no the answer is literally no if the man wants to text you, he will text you, especially after you fuck. You are not the one that needs to be reaching out.
Starting point is 00:44:07 He should fucking be reaching out to you. So if you're sitting there and you're like, after we fucked, I got ghosted. Listen to that statement. After we had sex, he's ghosted me. Should I call him out? Should you call him out for what? Hey, I'm really upset like why why or what what are you gonna say like hey I'm really upset like I think it's really fact that like we
Starting point is 00:44:34 literally had sex and like for me it was amazing and like I just don't understand maybe it was fucking awful for him or maybe it was good and that's all he wanted he wanted to get his nut and never fucking see you again maybe he just got out of a relationship and he literally wanted to fuck someone and never see that girl again. And maybe you are that girl. We don't know the situation. All you know is that this man is not calling you back after you fucked. Put yourself in the situation.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Imagine if this happened to your friend. What would you tell your friend? Don't fucking text him. So you got to sometimes take yourself out and pretend you're a third party looking in on your life. It's what I do all the time. I'm like, what would I tell myself? I would tell myself, go fuck yourself, move on and go find another dick. There's too much fucking penis in the world. You got to move on girlfriend. And you're so much fucking better than that. I literally looked at your pictures. You're so hot. Like fuck it. If he doesn't want to fucking talk
Starting point is 00:45:19 to you after you guys fuck, you thought it was amazing. Maybe he didn't think it was amazing. Okay. Go have better fucking sex with someone else that actually also reciprocates that and wants to keep fucking you because you're giving off great energy and he's not so go find someone that's going to match your energy all right so i had these two questions back to back and i'm trying to put myself in this situation um to each his own but this uh it hurts but but it's fine. We're going to work with it. Here we go. This girl wrote in and said, Alex, spit or swallow? I obviously know the answer, but I can't bring myself to do it. I've gagged and spit it out on my ex before. And no, that's not why he's my ex.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Any tips for swallowing without gagging would be appreciated. Then I had another girl write and say, hey, daddy, I don't like swallowing after a blowjob. And I'm wondering if there's any sexy way to spit or if I just need to suck it up. Literally. All right. Here's the thing. From what I have encountered, from what I've experienced um from what i have encountered from what i've experienced from what i have gone to the dark depths of the fucking penis ocean to witness men want to feel as though
Starting point is 00:46:35 you love that man's johnny john john as much as he loves his little wiener okay if you don't give him that energy like baby your fucking dick is a shrine in my life then he is not going to be as happy about putting that thing in your fucking life and i know that sounds like a little ridiculous and i'm literally like guys a shrine okay of his penis but a guy wants to know you fucking want it if he looks down and there's a girl that's literally just giving fucking head because it's like chore number three for the day and i've got to fucking get down there and suck that fucking wang he's not going to be as happy i've talked about it on call her daddy before like women you need to literally pretend like you have a fucking penis would you want to look down and look down
Starting point is 00:47:25 at mary literally bawling her fucking eyes out like can i stop yet like no bitch you got to get in there you got to be on that shit you got to want it imagine looking down at a guy fucking eating your pussy and he's like literally looking up at you like can i fucking be down like disgusted like lightly licking like a lemon like sour fucking puss no okay no the answer is no we don't want that with regard to spitting and swallowing i think that if you ask any single man in his life ever if he would prefer you to spit or swallow he wants you to swallow i think a man right after he ejaculates has a very, very, um, what do we fucking call it? Post-nut clarity fucking moment. He sees everything 2020. Everything is so clear to a man. So if all of a sudden he ejaculates and he's in that heavenly moment rising to the fucking
Starting point is 00:48:17 heavens above. And all of a sudden he sees the bitch that was just sucking his dick, literally vomit up his fucking cum.'s disgusted too he's like oh fuck oh fuck i'm dirty i'm disgusting i just fucked this ugly slut i what the fuck am i doing why did i just fucking bust in that girl's mouth she didn't even fucking like it i don't even fucking like her bitch leave like a man will have a really awful realization when you spit so what i'm telling you guys is force feed yourselves that fucking cum no but the answer is what I do is you shouldn't even be able to basically taste that shit when you can feel and you can feel when a man is about to come like his dick kind of starts to pulsate
Starting point is 00:48:56 you fucking put that thing to the back of your throat and literally like you're taking a shot of fucking tequila, motherfuckers. You take that thing so far back that it's literally at your fucking larynx and you don't even taste it. It's so far in the back of your throat. His dick is halfway down your fucking throat. You swallow the whole thing and then you take out and it's like, oh, I don't even have it on my tongue. That is the goal. Okay. Now, obviously there are girls that are going to be like, I literally have like a gag reflex.
Starting point is 00:49:25 It's like I cannot like I'm lactose intolerant for that fucking cum. OK, I'm going to work with you here. It pains me, but we're going to work with it. I at times I've done it a little bit where I put a little bit of his cum back on his dick and like lightly, lightly jack him off after he comes. It depends. Some guys like it some guys don't you could lightly kind of spit it out onto his dick and start jacking him off and then the rest put it in your hand and like kind of put it down by your side or what you could do is you could put it all in your mouth and then literally have it dribble down onto your tits and like look at him and start fingering yourself and be like fuck babe that was so good okay this is from a guy I think this is a really good question because I feel like this
Starting point is 00:50:08 is kind of reoccurring hi big fan of the show illy I've been wondering this for a while and I think you're the only person to give the best answer I just graduated college and during the time I talked to a lot of girls and hooked up but I never fully committed in a relationship I just either wasn't about it with the girl or if I was then she didn't want to date me kind of nervous this will affect me in the long run because I feel like girls will want a guy who has experience in relationships I'm a genuine guy who knows how to treat a girl right but wondering if you could give me any advice on this all right this is the thing men I was actually talking about this with my brother the other night and I'm not shitting on men right now, but I want you to be like really understanding and open to
Starting point is 00:50:51 hearing this. There is no like 21, 22, 23 year old man. Okay. That doesn't sound, just hear me out. Men literally go from being like 16, 17, 18 years old, and then they literally are like 28, 30, okay? The middle period of men's 20s, they are still in their fucking teenage years. Men that are 21 to like 20 fucking five, 26 are still in their teenage years. I am convinced. Obviously there are some fucking
Starting point is 00:51:25 outliers for but for the most part men and their maturity level is way fucking behind women you literally see girls in college fucking dudes out of college because the dudes half the time in college are so fucking immature and that's no shade to guys but i think that this guy asking me like hey i didn't have a relationship in college, but it's fine. What you have to do is focus on your maturity level and yourself. If you want a girlfriend, you need to act fucking mature. That's all it is. You need to address this girl like you want to be a boyfriend, then fucking step up to the plate and be a fucking boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:52:00 It doesn't matter if you haven't had experience in relationships. It doesn't even matter if you haven't had sex. It's literally one offs. It's just how you treat that person. Step up to the fucking plate. If you feel like you're ready to be in a relationship, I think that's the best fucking thing that a man can be. Don't force yourself to be in one if you're not ready.
Starting point is 00:52:17 But this dude, you sound like you're fucking willing and you want to be in a relationship. So think about what are the things that you feel are good characteristics of yourself and then put those into a relationship with a girl and then you're fucking golden. It doesn't matter if you had zero girlfriends in the past. Hello, father. Hope you are well and safe during these crazy times. You too, bitch. I wanted to ask your opinion on friends hanging out at times one-on-one with your ex I've been in a long-term
Starting point is 00:52:47 relationship and would not ever go back to my ex but it does bother me that one of my best friends has been hanging out with him I do think it's mostly just friendly as they both are not in school right now and still live in our hometown but I can't help but being frustrated with them both. Should I speak up about it? Okay. Listen, I can be like an easygoing bitch sometimes, but I think that this is like not fucking cool. For me, with regard to like girl code, I just think that's fucking weird. Like you ride or die for your best friends. And if my best friend broke up with her boyfriend,
Starting point is 00:53:21 I would never fucking be hanging out one-on-one with her ex. Obviously it's different if you guys are in a hometown and like all of them are at like a local bar or something and they just happen to be there in a group together. That's a completely different situation. But if your best friend is one-on-one hanging out with your fucking ex-boyfriend, I think that's just not okay. Sorry. That's just my take on it. I would personally speak up about it, but you have no right to say anything to your ex-boyfriend. I would just say something to your friend. Like, Hey, like I am just wondering, like, is there anyone else in town that you could be hanging out with? It just makes me feel weird. Like imagine me going and hang out with your ex.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Like it's kind of fucking weird. And obviously it's also like, whose side are you on bitch? You know what I mean? Um, and I think if you almost pose it, like, how would you feel if I was hanging with your ex? That bitch would probably be like don't do that so yeah like okay then don't fucking do it to me you stupid skank okay sorry how do you make someone interested in you again after you rejected them numerous times I was on and off dating this guy and then always turned him down now I'm bored and want to relight that flame but don't know how I go about it as he probably can't stand me now also feel like he only liked me because I didn't like him the way it goes the way it always goes okay this is the thing I totally hear what you're saying because I've
Starting point is 00:54:34 done this with guys before but from what I'm reading from that you're like I was always on and off I always rejected him and now I'm bored and I want to restart it maybe you should just like I know this is like a little fucking crazy coming from me, but maybe like be the bigger person and kind of like look at the situation and be like, all right, hold on. You just said that you kept rejecting him and now you're bored. Now you're bored and you want to go back to him. So what happens when you're not bored? Let me guess. You're going to reject him again and leave so maybe maybe i don't know i don't know we can do both sides here but maybe i would let the fucking guy go and give the poor guy a fucking break and stop leading him on and then fucking
Starting point is 00:55:16 leaving his ass maybe go just fuck with someone else that is not gonna be so emotionally like drained by the time you're like actually gonna reject you again it's like how many times and then you start to just look like an asshole and you don't want to have that reputation you don't want to be an asshole so that's my advice is pick someone else if you're fucking bored go hop on a new dick don't go back to that dick because clearly you keep rejecting them why the fuck are you going to go back to that however if you want to go back I do nope actually I'm literally not even going to answer that question you're not going back to him sorry nope I know this may be off-brand it's off-brand for me too lol but I want to talk about dating in college I've been a whore
Starting point is 00:55:58 for like two years now and I'm thinking I may want to secure down a man is it hard to not want to hook up with other people? Basically, the question is, should I date in college? Should I shoot for an older man if I do? And how do you keep things interesting when there are so many hot bitches to come from? Okay, this is the thing. I think college ebbs and flows. I think in college, it's so important to want to be single for a period of time,
Starting point is 00:56:19 but it's four fucking years. So I think if you never have like a steady fucking thing in college, you're literally a serial killer like how do you not have one main thing at some point in four fucking years so i think that always there's time for a relationship in college i don't know that's kind of a hard question but i kind of think having a boyfriend in college for a specific amount of time is dope the people this is the worst is when i saw people in my college that started dating like end of freshman year or like beginning of sophomore year and dated all the way through senior year.
Starting point is 00:56:52 And then literally at the end of like fall semester, everyone started to realize like, wait, why the fuck are we dating? Like we're not carrying this outside of a college relationship. And then you break up. So you literally wasted like three fucking years of your college experience dating someone. And then you break up to have like a fun senior spring. And then you never see that person again. The amount of girls on my soccer team that had long-term boyfriends and then senior year broke up with them. And I was like, how are you? How is your mental health? Because I would be having a fucking panic attack that I just
Starting point is 00:57:26 wasted my fucking years on one loser ass dick that I'm not even gonna fucking marry now so I don't know if you're in college and you have a long-term boyfriend and or a long-term girlfriend and you're not like madly in love with them I know I shouldn't be saying this but low-key think about fucking breaking up because you literally have college once and I'm telling you when you leave college you go through a little depressed period and so if you look back and you had a fucking loser ass boyfriend or girlfriend you're gonna hate yourself all right guys so that is the end of part one so next week's episode is going to like ramp up the sex fucking a guy's fingers a lot of dominant sex talk it's about to be a little bit aggressive so i want people to just have a forewarning that it's going to be very fucking detailed and we're
Starting point is 00:58:11 going to talk about cheating and not cheating like we talk about in call her daddy like cheat queen slay queen we're not talking about girls going out and cheating we're talking about getting fucking cheated on because that's some real fucking shit that's some fucking tea the tiddly teetee tat tat okay I think that's it for this week I am so fucking excited for next week like I said we kind of are ramping it up more sex is coming for you guys I hope you guys are liking um the show I've been very stressed out about it I've been really trying to make sure that like I'm taking the time putting thoughts into these episodes trying to figure out this new style I it's hard doing this alone and so I really appreciate you guys sticking with me and kind
Starting point is 00:58:49 of like going through these little new growing pains with me um next week Savannah's going to be back on lots of fun stuff happening I have a lot of updates for you guys um there is not just to give you guys a heads up there is not going to be an episode July 8th. There's 40 Call Her Daddy episodes this year. So that's one of the weeks that there's not going to be an episode. It's the week after July 4th. So I plan to go get dick that week because I don't know what else to do with myself. But I just wanted to give you guys a little bit of a heads up. I've been having Daddy gang people enter submissions of their audio message stories
Starting point is 00:59:25 or videotape themselves making their stories to come on the show. I'm trying really hard to do a lot of research before people come on because I do want to make sure I continue to have the quality of the show be the quality of the show. And I want you guys to enjoy it. A lot of people think they've got great stories. It's just hard to to execute so i'm really trying to work with daddy gang right now and make sure that you guys are happy with the quality etc so just bear with me um i'm really really trying to make sure it's really good for you guys so if you guys don't go follow call her daddy social media instagram twitter just call her daddy go follow me alexandra cooper go follow my mom go follow my dad go follow my brother no i'm just kidding don't do that i love you guys so much i will see you fuckers next wednesday

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