Call Her Daddy - 86- Fuckboy Love & Fingering for Dummies (ft. Savannah Montano)
Episode Date: June 24, 2020HERE WE GO!!! THE RUNDOWN FOR THIS WEEK'S SHOW: We are instructing men on exactly how to finger a girl's butt during doggy, which finger to use and the speed at which it should be happening; normalizi...ng butt plugs and how it makes a women's orgasm SO much better, how to get a guy to be ok with a vibrator in the bedroom, getting cheated on, why we pick fuck boys, the OG way to finger a girl, and handing over the secret potion for women of how to make a man fall in love by 'fucking his fingers.' Is this episode sexual enough!? ENJOY. GUEST HOST: Savannah Montano.
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do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy
oh baby what the fuck is up you little skanky ass hoe ass wiener hole ass splooging, squirting up the asshole motherfuckers. It is Alex Cooper,
your single father back at it again for another motherfucking episode of Call Her Daddy.
Oh my God. Sometimes when I'm having sex, I literally in my mind, I'm like back at it again
for another. It literally like turns me on when I get to intro
this fucking podcast I get so fucking amped up and right when I'm about to climax when I'm having
sex I also think about you guys so I don't I mean that's so fucking weird maybe I don't know I don't
know really know what podcast has that relationship with their audience but i think it's better to embrace it and know that yes you guys
make me horny i make myself horny um sometimes i dream about doing this podcast naked and ever
since going back to my parents basement it's been a thought um until my dad comes down to
fucking fix a little humidifier and it's like jesus christ um okay alex relax guys our guest this week we're talking sex get sexual get hot get excited
also sorry the audio has been a fucking massive ginormous cock up everyone's fucking ear holes
and it's plugging and you can't hear jack shit i'm aware and i get it it's like i'm trying to
edit this thing and do this thing and it's just a fucking disaster so i'm gonna raise the audio volume so fucking high this week that you literally have nightmares about my voice um and then
hopefully you guys can turn it down that's what i figured it's better to be high and you can bring
it low then go low to high when they go low we go high no when we're fucking high then you can bring it low all right guys enjoy this week's episode I love you all all right guys
holy shit I haven't like drank and done podcasting in a very long time and then this guest of mine
has been very influential and like patron chats patron shots and I'm like all right fine we'll
drink and now I'm I'm getting a little drunk before episodes but I think it's loosening me up
especially for the topics this week introducing back at it again motherfucking Savannah Montana
hi daddy oh my god back at it again bet you thought you heard the last of me I know you're
like fuck some people were like just stop like, this show's not going to be the same.
I get the show's not going to be the same, guys.
I literally get it.
There's like, it's me.
I'm alone.
And now I have Savannah.
And it's a fun time.
Let's have fucking fun this week.
We're excited.
Are you excited?
Are you happy to be here?
I'm so excited to be back here.
Guys, I'm not going to lie.
First episode, I was super nervous.
It's really hard, like, getting into podcasting.
You don't really know how you're going to, like, come across, how you're going to sound. But I'm so excited for this week. I feel like
I've loosened up a little bit. I'm ready to share some fucking sex tips. Oh, yes. And before we even
start, I just want to issue a formal apology to Alex. Oh, what did you do to me? You're like,
I fucked your ex-boyfriend literally 30 minutes ago. i just want to say i'm so sorry for ever questioning
your glug glug 9000 okay oh no but actually like dude guys listen listen to me very closely
listen to whatever this woman tells you because she is always right dude Dude. Guys, if you use, like you said, your pointer finger and your middle finger,
and you can maintain them going in opposite directions,
synchronized with your mouth,
tried and fucking tested,
you have the secret to the best blowjob on earth.
Dude.
No, I'm serious.
You did it.
It's amazing. Isn't it because I was kind of like
Trying it your way and then like alternating
Like back to like my one handed twist
It's not the same child's
Play now you can't even go back right
You can't like wait what you literally
Can't it's so
Good okay guys if you guys
I don't know why you wouldn't have but if you didn't listen
To last week's episode I totally Respected Savannah came and was like wait hold on like clarifying on the
gluck gluck which i think was so important for us to clarify that we're not using like both of our
whole fisted hands onto a dick on top of each other stacked you're taking your two fingers on
each hand you're rotating them clockwise and then counterclockwise on the other hand and we were
like savannah you got to try it on your boyfriend uh-huh you left the podcast and you went and tried it i went
straight home i was like babe get fucking ready take your dick out babe take your dick out let's
go so you now you like the gluck gluck incredible undefeated undefeated i remember like literally
like my mouth on his dick i'm like thank you alex you're like alex alex alex going up and down okay
well that makes me feel better because last week people like alex literally wants to fuck savannah i'm like okay
see she also sexually like is like happy with me okay like it's not a one-way street guys i'm not
a fucking weirdo that was amazing thank you for bringing that that was good um i think people
liked last week's episode i think they enjoyed the sex tips i think caller daddy has strayed a
little bit from sex tips We're back
We're feeling a little horny
Savannah has her legs literally like open for some
I'm literally like staring at Savannah's vagina
I want to just acknowledge the fact that
I like crossed my legs
You're like wait stop looking at my pussy
Okay so with regard to butt stuff I'm like moving away i know i know come closer oh my
god i'm getting nervous okay anyways with regard to butt stuff savannah um i once years ago it feels
told the awful awful story of my first experience with anal and to be quite honest i have never done anal again
the anal experience i had with my college boyfriend where he caught me cheating and i
nothing else to give other than my asshole i was like fuck he knows i'm cheating what i do
anal it's the only it's like the best way to solve problems.
Anal, he had wanted it.
So he fucks me anal.
I pass out.
I wake up.
He's pouring water on my face and Googling how to wake girlfriend up from anal.
And it was just like the worst experience of my life.
He didn't even use lube, shoved it right in there.
Like awful.
And I remember after that experience, like my boyfriends after that were like, this is
so fucked up because I feel like I'm having to you know suffer from what your past boyfriend's mistakes i mean yeah but i don't really
care like i think i i want to wait a little bit like i know i'll have it again but i just like
need some time like i'm still scarred so please explain to us your anal experience i've never had anal i feel like it's something that i want to save for marriage
she's like i've already given the pussy so naturally i want to save my asshole you literally
are saving it for marriage yeah i feel like when did you make that decision i don't know
i kind of like one day with your family on easter you're like this is it wait you just randomly decided i mean i've had a guy like accidentally stick it in once same
experience like fucking scarring i thought i was gonna die yeah like take me to the hospital right
now but it was an accident it was like one penetration and then i was like okay get the
fuck out wait i guess that's kind of my experience that was mine he was one in one out so i guess
like is that do we not consider that anal it was an accidental anal yeah it was an anal it's not like he was like fucking your ass no i'm yeah
it's different okay so you've never done anal no and i guess you haven't either no i guess we
haven't yeah so you want to save it for marriage okay do you allow a finger yes yeah especially
like when i'm about to come oh can you explain that i don't know what
it is but like when i'm about to come a little finger in the ass is it nice and do you tell
them to do it i can't it's like i put my own finger in there and they watch um i feel like
i've probably told them to do it like once or twice i feel like if a guy's experienced he's
usually like especially in doggy style he's like, like, kind of, like, toying around it. Yes. And then, like, when I'm about to come, I'm like, put it in.
That's what I think men listening.
I truly believe that women are way more confident with the asshole than men are.
We kind of talked about it last week.
But, like, men, I just want to be very clear.
Like, it's one of the most unattractive things for a man.
It really is.
When he's, like, I'm like'm like oh do you like a finger up the
ass the amount of men they're like ew fuck no that's literally like so gay and i'm like no
you have problems with your sexuality then if you are not comfortable just admitting like
hi men you have a prostate you literally can have your fucking finger put up there and if they hit
the right spot you literally come and you're like no i don't like a finger up the ass no you do
you're just not manly enough to accept the fact that you like something in your ass and
you don't you're not confident enough in your fucking sexuality if you can own it it's way
fucking hotter and even if you like never tested the waters with that don't knock it till you try
it like you acting like oh my god no absolutely fucking not i would never it makes you seem like
such a fucking pussy it makes you sound like such a pussy and so inexperienced and i agree with you though there are some men that i
fucked around with that are like i've tried it's just not really my thing totally respect that i
like totally respect that i think that's totally fine so you i agree with you though i think a
finger in the butt can totally be happening great times loving it for everyone around town men
female whatever you are it's a
good time and i think that men when they're fucking a girl doggy i don't know if a lot of
men think to to put their finger in there really i don't and i i've only had a couple guys do it
and i feel like men sometimes aren't confident enough in doing it so they just don't can you explain to them like
what do you enjoy like is he just sticking it in there is he slowly going in is he yeah don't like
initially just stick it in there that's so disturbing and so traumatizing literally so
disturbing don't do that i would say like lick your finger and like rub kind of around it first yes and then you
slowly start like applying a little bit more pressure like don't stick your finger i think
also like using your thumb is like a perfect starter i agree and don't just stick it in but
just kind of like apply pressure yeah and like go in like a little circular motion around it
and then like i said if she's like about to come i think that's a perfect
opportunity to just put in like a little a little a little bit and see how she feels about it i agree
something that i would like to give the daddy gang is like i was talking to this guy that i'm
going to see and i brought up we've talked about how like if you have something in your ass and in your vagina at
the same time like your orgasm like Savannah's saying like it's 10 times better because
there's like this full feeling that you get when you're having that orgasm it's like it's just
better I remember telling the guy I was like talking about like bringing toys into the bedroom
or I don't know how it got started but I basically let him know that like I had this butt plug that I tried
while I was masturbating and I basically had a vibrator and a butt plug.
Ladies, I know that even just like the word butt plug, everyone's like,
Oh my God, I'm uncomfortable. I'm swerving off the road.
Like guys, it's okay. Like everyone, it's okay.
Like we like to have sex and like everyone like we like to come like okay
This makes you feel really great when you come
So like everyone calm down let's all be
Mature here like it's okay we're okay are you
Guys okay I'm okay okay so
I was telling him about how I wanted him to
Like when we were fucking like
I wanted him to use this on me and
I wanted him to like put it in my
Ass while he was fucking me
And he for some Fucking like put it in my ass while he was fucking me. And he, for some fucking reason, thought it was the hottest fucking thing.
Duh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like for some reason.
For some reason he thought it was so hot.
Like I don't know why.
And so I mentioned to this him like a couple months ago, like two months ago.
And then now as it's getting closer for me to go see him, he brought it up over text.
And was like, yeah, like are you gonna bring like
your like toys like i that's just like i can't stop thinking about it babe like i was literally
jacking off the other day like thinking about like put like fucking you and putting that in
your ass and i was like ladies if you are confident and talk about shit going in your
ass not shit coming out of it but shit going in your ass men it's like you almost need to give them the go-ahead to have the conversation and then once
you open it up men are like oh oh this is kind of fun talking about your asshole men are totally
fine with their assholes some are fucking annoying about it yeah and can i just add that like even
toys in general like i feel like some girls are afraid to bring toys into the bedroom they're like i don't know how the guys how do i do it how do i do it i personally i love having my little vibrator when
i'm having sex i just get the best orgasms and like without it i mean it's good but it's just
not the same so like i've had situations where i'm like about to fuck a guy for the first time
and i'm like okay i don't know if he's like comfortable with me bringing a vibrator or not.
But once you try it out with them, I guarantee you, like Alex is saying, they're going to be like, sure, we can try it.
But then like a couple weeks down the line, they're going to be like, hey, babe, like, where's your little toy?
Yes.
Yes.
Because they see how you react to it.
And it's nothing against their dick.
It's literally like you're fucking and you're just elevating the
fuck how do you verbally let them know you're gonna use it um i think i'm just like hey like
i have a little toy that i want to use i like come really hard with it is it okay if i use it like do
you mind i have a toy i want to use like we're gonna have a lot of fun yeah and then literally
just stop there the guy is gonna be like what is he gonna be like no don't do that i don't want you to have fun like no guy is gonna be like now stop it right there rebecca put that
down right now and i don't even want to see that ever again no he's gonna be like oh fuck okay i
think the best part of bringing sex toys into the bedroom is if you are masturbating with that thing
and you are like fucking yourself by yourself with that and then you're going to fuck a guy a lot of girls can't emulate what they do by themselves in the bedroom
with a man if you bring your fucking vibrator ladies and you start fucking him and kind of
also doing what you do by yourself all of a sudden that guy's gonna be like this is the
best fucking sex i've ever had because you're gonna be so fucking into it yeah i've had so
many of my friends telling me
like oh like i don't really come that often with with like just the dick like i don't really come
when i'm having sex all the time yeah and i'm like how because i i like 90 of the time will
use a vibrator like sometimes i use my hand but like the vibrator is so much better i'm like
listen to me you need to i've i've literally made all my friends get the toy that I have.
Wait, what toy is it?
It's like a little, I think it's called like the Femme Bullet.
It's like, yeah, you hold it.
It's like a little bullet, but it's so good.
There's like 10 different speeds, like different vibrations.
If you're not having an orgasm during sex, like get this toy and I promise you will have one.
Like it makes me feel so bad because like, don't be, don't be shy.
Like, and I get it.
Like I've had times where it's like my first time with a guy i'm like hey like i don't know how he's gonna react
right but like trust me when they see you fucking screaming at the top of your lungs like coming on
their dick they're not gonna tell you not to use it again no they're gonna like you said all of a
sudden they're gonna kind of be like hey where did you didn't bring it around this time like where is
it and it's and it's no shade to their dick it's just you're just elevating it yeah um i think a lot of people are really insecure to admit that like they've gotten cheated on and i
totally understand it it's like a really shitty situation i've been cheated on i'm sure you have
been i've been cheated on once and it's the worst fucking me too worst fucking actually no twice but
one time i was like fucking young it didn't really count right um i got cheated on like my past
relationship and i fucking hurt because how did you find out
i went through his computer shut the fuck up message yeah you went through his iMessage oh
again i went through the ipad and it's so funny the way i like manipulated him into doing it for
me because he was like such a fucking hard head like he would not let me do anything like he was
such an asshole to begin with but i was like i don't know how I pulled it off but I remember he was like
out training that day and he was like coming home for like just like a quick snack like stopping at
the house and like while he was there I was like I really need to use your computer like I need to
do something for work and he was like like not budging like he's like no no it's not gonna
happen it's not gonna happen I manipulated him into like opening his computer for me and then
at that point he had to leave again so like in his mind i think he was gonna like let me use it while he was there but like obviously i
like made it seem like i had to do so much like i pulled up all my excel sheets like fucking i'm
like i have so much work to do babe like i'll see you when you get back this is the beginning of
hour 10 yeah i'm getting into the thick of it holy fuck so i remember he like left and i was so scared
to like go in like deep into it and this psycho ass left and then came back like two minutes later
like acting like he forgot something so i was like so happy that i waited but he came back like
acting like he forgot something like freaking out and then he left again so i was like okay bet
then i waited like another five minutes because i was like oh my god he's gonna come back he knows
which i regret because i wasted too much time okay but eventually i like opened up his i messages
first thing i clicked on it was like his his best friend was like living with him at the time right
helping him out so i clicked on their text messages smart first thing i see was like he
said to his friend like oh did you put away like this bitch's stuff like um savannah's like nosy
or some shit that like something like that like he was like she keep like this bitch's stuff like um savannah's like nosy or some shit that like something like that
like he was like she keep like this girl keeps leaving her stuff around like did you make sure
nothing was like left out that was all and he walked right back in fucking two minutes later
he was like actually like i don't need to go back to training like at that point i had already
seen everything i needed to see straight ass face i'm like i'm going the fuck home no yeah you called
him out right there yeah i mean to this day he doesn't know what i saw oh i just i bought my
plane ticket i packed my bags i fucking left i remember i was so mad at him i was like can you
help me bring my bag down like my stomach was hurting like some shit and he wouldn't, he wouldn't bring my bags
down.
So I literally threw, he had like a townhouse.
It was like three stories.
I literally threw my entire luggage like down all the flights of stairs.
He was like a big shoe guy.
He had on the last flight, there was like hundreds of shoes like laid out right by the
stairs.
I literally threw my bag over all the shoes, went to grab my bag, like stepped on all and he was like i was like scared he was gonna fucking yell at me yeah this he was straight
face like he saw a ghost he didn't know what to do because i was so angry just like fucking up his
house like i was like oh you're not gonna carry my suitcase down bet i'll fuck i'll get it down
wait how long have you guys been dating you know like we did it for like six months
and okay so you that is the fucking best when all you needed to see was that little fucking thing in the eye
message but you knew shady motherfucker you're cheating on me imagine how much worse shit is in
there if he has a girl that's leaving that shit at his place then he has full-blown sex and the
thing is the thing is like i think four months before that i found like a a blonde shampoo in his shower
and i knew it wasn't mine but so obviously like fast forward a few months later when i saw those
messages i knew it had been going on for a couple months like everything you were able to connect
the dots you're like hey the fucking shampoo none of you motherfuckers are wearing blonde shampoo
and then this shit oh my god and then did you ever speak to him again never never i remember he was
like he was like i don't know how it even again never never i remember he was like he was like
i don't know how it even got back to me but he was like talking shit like spreading rumors that
i cheated on him to like people that he didn't know i knew but like it was getting back to me
and i remember i sent him like a nasty ass text and he kind of was like he didn't know what to
say he was like i'm so sorry like like trying to like redeem himself and he was an athlete was he a professional athlete but guess what what he got fucking traded and now god knows
what he does and now he's in the fucking shitter in his parents basement and the best the best part
was that he fucking bought a place for us to live in in florida no wait what did he do with it so
like during his time off like when it wasn't season
he was good like we were planning on living together in florida so he literally bought a
place in florida we picked it out together we broke up he got fucking kicked off the team
now he has a place in florida that he can't afford
is this so fucked up yes did he cheat on you yes so fuck you we don't give a fuck oh wow see that's
the thing it's like i just almost feel like bad for men when they cheat on women they regret it
like trust me trust me oh it hurts them long run more than it hurts us yeah you're like i'm thriving
like my boyfriend makes a lot of money we're happy we fuck all the time and then this motherfucker is like a loser that like bought you a fucking house and he's like
cheating on you at the same time why do men do that i don't know they literally have two brains
so they they do have like multiple personality disorder because at times they're thinking with
their penis brain and at times they're thinking with their normal brain and so it's a very
confusing situation for men and i don't fucking have sympathy for you get it fucking right if you
have a golden snatch in front of your eyes don't fucking mess it up and so many do and it's a very confusing situation for men and I don't fucking have sympathy for you get it fucking right if you have a golden snatch in front of your eyes don't fucking mess it up and so many do and
it's so fucked up and it's so sad wow that is like so brilliant and beautiful my cheating story I
don't have to tell it because it's that yours is so amazing but mine was through the ipad and I had
a feeling but it was it was a gut feeling I remember telling my friend 99.9 chance there will be nothing on there like literally
on my life i'll find nothing but give me that one percent i'm in oh and then the one percent i was
like so yeah he's cheating um i guess this is over like fuck um but it's it was actually like i
remember like it was this like older woman and she was like this married woman that was his
nutritionist they were fucking they
were just no they were only just like sexting and send each other nudes but i was like that's still
fucking cheating get out of my face you're disgusting and she's low-key disgusting and
her children will be hearing about this i was like and now i'm gonna go fuck her husband i never did
that but like i'm still like it's on my list of to-do things i'm just like a little busy recently
but like i'll get on it soon.
Don't worry.
Nutritionist bitch I'm coming for your husband.
And low key if your kid gets old enough I'll fuck your fucking son.
I was about to say.
Okay great.
So I do want to kind of like get a little bit more emotional.
And I kind of feel like people would love to hear us talk about like what actually we went through when we got cheated on.
I mean I feel like in that specific relationship
i didn't really it never really had just like crossed my mind like oh he's definitely cheated
on me like there was nothing that like arose my suspicions it was just like a random day i was
like i think my best friend uh encouraged it a little bit he's like why not she was like why not
just go through his computer like why not and lo and behold like there's
fucking texts like basically proving that he was fucking a girl every week that i wasn't there
so when you see something like that especially when you're not expecting it it definitely hits
you harder i think like in the moment you just kind of feel like your whole world is crumbling
down you're like what am i gonna do now like my life is over like this fucking it just feels like the worst thing you feel like fucking stupid so stupid like i have like i will admit
i've said on the podcast before like i have a pretty large ego like i have a yeah samana what
was that a little jab she's like yeah bitch get over yourself whoa no but me too okay like when you get cheated on
your fucking ego feels like it just got smashed to the ground like there's no way you're gonna
recover exactly and i feel like from what we've talked about the way we date i feel like we
enjoy kind of like finessing guys and we love like kind of fucking with their heads so when
you're the one that gets played it's like like, I need to go into hiding, like, witness protection program.
Like, that never happened.
And I think every woman listening to this podcast, there's something about, like, getting cheated on that you feel like, I don't even know how to move forward.
Like, what's my next step?
It sucks because when you get cheated on, you put the blame on yourself immediately.
You're like, what the fuck did I do wrong?
Yes.
It's like, wait, what happened?
It sucks because they don't, obviously, like, when when you're the one cheating you don't think about that
you don't think about the other person's fucking feelings like my pussy feels great the dick is
great i'll deal with the repercussions later but when you're in the opposite position it's just
like fuck it yeah well i think also for girls and men maybe men have this a little bit for girls
i remember being like what did she have
that i didn't like what was i fucking missing and then i saw and then that's what i remember
like always talking about this with my friends like it helps me so much to see a picture of the
bitch and that's so fucking shallow and i'm sorry but i don't give a fuck if i can if i can see the
woman that he cheated on me with i like can feel usually better about myself why do you guys
always cheat with a fucking uglier bitch i don't know why and you know what's so funny i actually
like went through my boyfriend's phone at the time okay before i found out that he was cheating and i
saw a video of the girl that he cheated on me with like when we had first started dating it
was just like a random video on his phone and they're hot you're like listen how much can i i mean but i remember like watching the
video she was so like um submissive and like kind of like insecure in the video that i remember
watching it and being like what the fuck wait why were you watching this video i was going through
his phone oh okay what was it what was she doing on the video i think they were like about to have
sex and he was just like wait what yeah but this was like like an old it was like an old video i was going through his phone and i found this old
video of this girl and we've always said that on color daddy like that's not weird like if anyone's
like i have a boyfriend and he doesn't have nudes of other girls like so becky you're so fucked in
the head like no he's got a folder somewhere of a hundred you're not looking hard enough you're
not looking hard enough becky start inspecting, you fucking moron.
Okay, so you found the video and you're like,
okay, this bitch looks...
She was like super submissive, like insecure.
Like, I feel like it was like one of their first times fucking.
Like, it was a super old video I just came across snooping.
Like, I shouldn't have been, but like, here we are.
Right, of course.
And fast forward, like six months later,
that was the same girl that he cheated on me with.
Why the fuck do men go and talk like go and fuck around and fuck up a good thing with uglier fucking I'll
never understand it's like I'll never understand even if you're an average ass bitch somehow
he still fucks like a two and it's like you had a three you were up in the bracket like what were
you doing?
It's so mind-blowing.
I remember, like, seeing the nutritionist and being like, no.
Like, no, no, no.
No.
No, no, no.
I was, like, genuinely insulted. I was like, this seems fucked.
And I remember talking about it way back in the day on Call Her Daddy.
Men enjoy fucking something
i was about to say that is disgusting no it's so funny because when i that is so fucked i'm
referring to a woman is disgusting but like fuck it but you know what i'm saying yeah yeah when i
first saw that video i remember like you know when you first start dating a guy like you kind of like
you know the girls that you kind of have to worry about.
Yeah.
Like you lurk their Instagram for a while.
Like those random bitches that he like follows.
And you're like, why does he follow her?
Let me like watch her story.
She's like kind of hot.
So like, yeah, fuck her.
You just keep tabs on her.
This girl.
I was like, OK, we're good.
You're like, I'm literally totally fine with her.
Actually, I am so good.
Let's hang out with her. And then all of a sudden it's like, we know you're fucking i'm literally totally fine with her actually i am so good let's hang out with her
and then all of a sudden it's like we know you're fucking her yeah i'm like i don't need to worry
about her like i'll stop checking her instagram she was one of those girls and no that's the one
that he fucking cheated on me with men always like if they have their bitch that they're in love with
they sometimes are so fucking stupid and will risk it
to have their cake and eat it too and they will go hit up some ugly ass bitch to just get like a
quick fucking and then the minute that the love of their life finds out they are like literally
little fucking bitch boys on their knees bawling their eyes out like baby i fucked up and it's like
no you're so fucking stupid
because guess what i know that you love her but you are literally so fucking stupid in the head
that you're like i need to also just like really quickly go have sex with this ugly ass bitch
just because just because just because what and 90 of them don't even actually have sex with the
girl right like they literally message stupid what like you know you're not gonna fuck her you know like you guys aren't gonna have a
better connection than you and your girlfriend of like however long right what the fuck is the
point and then this is what i always want to like sit them down before they do it and like be like
a little devil on their shoulder and be like listen to me picture your life now with this too
okay let's just go down this path you leave your hot
girlfriend you cheat on your hot girlfriend and then are you gonna date this too is this too
gonna emotionally fill you up no is this too gonna fuck you like is this too you want to walk into a
gala with this too i don't think so i don't think so okay no but in all in okay we're joking a little bit but in all
seriousness getting cheated on is one of the worst fucking things it fucks you up it fucks you up
moving on to relationships moving forward yeah okay we just took a really we took a second we
were off air talking about this because we're trying to dissect like getting cheated on and
this is like a different spin that we didn't even expect to take but we were like why savannah and i were
talking about like why do we go for specific men that we know either like they're gonna cheat or
we know they're gonna be shady so then we're gonna be shady and it's this like constant game
as opposed to we were both just mentioning two men we both have in our lives that would never fucking cheat on us are so in love with us on fucking earth angels and we're
like we're like i don't think so baby like maybe in a couple years yeah like maybe you like kind
of hold that person do you think about that person yeah long term yeah okay i do too what the fuck is
wrong with that i don't fucking know so what i was thinking is and i don't if anyone, because we have a normal human in the room that's not on air,
and she was like, no, that's not normal.
But hear us out.
Savannah and I were both saying, we're at an age in our lives
where we're dating these men that give us this rush and this thrill of like,
it's not fun to fucking get cheated on, but the game is fun.
I don't want to get fucking married
right now i'm not looking to have fucking children with any of these guys i'm dating right now so like
why the fuck would i want to date someone why would i want to date someone that treats me right
okay that's just fucked up everybody listening stop it it gets boring right yeah and that's why
it's so sad it's so sad. It's so sad.
And then it inflicts pain on yourself because, you know, these fucking assholes that you're picking.
Every girl can relate.
I have so many DMs of girls being like, I pick fuck boys.
I pick fuck boys.
Why do I do this?
Because, bitch, are you ready to walk down the aisle next week?
Fuck no.
I remember I was talking about it on my podcast with lauren i was like i intentionally am choosing men that i know are going to push the limit for me
in the game like i want it's almost like a challenge yes like i like i'm like okay like i
see the way you're acting and i kind of want to like play it back and see if I can beat you at the fucking game.
Yes. And it's and there are normal humans listening to this podcast.
I'm so sorry. You're like, no, you have mental disabilities.
I'm like, no, listen, there is something it's like I like get off on it.
Dating someone that is going to fuck with me as much as I know I can fuck with them.
Yeah. It's like exciting it's
like what can you teach me it's like bitch let me see your game yeah go ahead because i know
everything you're gonna be shady let me guess you've got like your dms but you're deleting them
and then let me guess if i look at the ipad i'm gonna find britney like i'm fucking bored what
can you do next like let me see that bitch sliding in through your fucking comcast subscription like
i want to see her in your venmo. Like, where is she?
Like, it's fun.
And then I dial it back and I'm like, but why?
And I think that anyone listening that's like confused by this, it's like, it's never fucking boring.
You're always on your fucking toes.
I don't want to get married right now.
Why the fuck would I pick a guy that is nice and good for me?
And so sweet.
Like, why? And sweet and makes me feel good about nice and good for me? And so sweet. Like, why?
And makes me feel good about myself.
I want to feel like shit daily.
So I've got to fucking rise to the top of my own and be like, bitch, watch me.
And that's what I do half the time.
I feel like I'm picking these men intentionally because I'm like,
I already know in my mind that I'm like, okay, this is a point.
I remember my mother saying this to me.
The man that I know is like never going to cheat on me remember my mother saying this to me the the man that i know
is like never gonna cheat on me in my life that i like keep on the side and then the man that i
know is like a fucking piece of shit that i like give all my attention to she was like you know
that that one will always be there it's true and you get a thrill from the other one however you would be 10 times more hurt if the one
you know that will always be there cheated it doesn't even almost hurt you when the the one
that you it's like a fuck boy that's so true i literally just thought about that i'm like i mean
if he would have cheated on me i think i would like never fucking be the same wait right yeah
the one that you know is like that guy that will never fucking cheat that's like your og like oh a bitch i know i'm gonna marry that guy like and i've never talked about that guy in my
podcast like i have a man out there that i'm like no i swear to god i'm gonna marry him and i i
literally have him in like the corner of my mind the other ones i'm approaching i'm like oh bitch
cheat oh wait i cheated first and it's like alex but i don't give a fuck yeah like you have to you
have to speak to a little bit like you have to you have to speak to a little
bit like you have to know the outcome of most of these men what's gonna happen savannah well i feel
like fuck i don't know how to say it because like i'm kind of talking about my boyfriend currently
that's like the whole that's like the hard part because like when i first met him i remember it
was like when i had just gotten out of my like super shitty cheating relationship yeah and my
boyfriend now like
he flew me out i got to my fucking hotel room he had like a huge edible arrangements for me like
waiting balloons teddy bears all that and i remember thinking initially like hey this is
perfect like i need a nice guy like after my last relationship like i need someone to like
treat me right right oh no but a couple months down the line turns out
he's a little piece of shit you're like wait this is a full this is a bigger fuck boy yes
and i'm like at that point i'm like okay i'm ready again
at first i thought i wanted a wholesome but now that i know he's even bigger fuck boy than my
last boyfriend challenge accepted i'm so horny I'm so
ready so I guess like a part of me wants to almost say to the daddy gang like is it fucked up to say
like don't be too hard on yourself when you're going for these fuckboys and you are like oh my
god why do I keep going for them I know why you go for them because it's fucking fun and you're in
your 20s or you're in high school or you're in college or you're just out of college or you're in your fucking 30s and you don't want
to get married like if you're picking this person though to settle down with that's a complete
different fucking story but if you are picking these people these fuck boys because you just
want to have a fun fucking time and you're not looking past like the next two years i see it as
like they're gonna help me evolve like you into like the super fuck girl that I
want to be and you learn so much yeah you learn a lot more yes from the fuck boys than you do from
like the innocent sweet we know the sweet hearts are gonna be there yeah we're gonna hopefully end
up with you one day I think the main thing is just not to it's like a very thin line like you don't
want to get it confused if you know this guy's a fuck boy like sometimes you kind of like get
your emotions evolved and it's like the lines get blurred but just remember that like don't want to get it confused if you know this guy's a fuckboy like sometimes you kind of like get your emotions evolved and it's like the lines get blurred but just remember that like don't
invest all of your heart like keep your walls up if you know that this guy like at the bottom of
your heart is not going to be the one that you end up marrying that i think that's such a good
point so i don't know if that helps anyone but like just a little tip probably not probably not
everyone's like no we don't do that a Alex. That's just you. You weirdo.
OK.
So men and women listening, I think this is like one of the biggest fucking topics that
Savannah and I wanted to talk about is fingering, fucking a man's fingers, getting fingered
the right way.
Like, let's get into it.
Savannah is over there.
Horny.
I'm like ready to fucking say some shit because it pisses me off.
This is something more
for guys because a lot of guys were dming me i was really surprised saying that they were taking
notes from the last episode and i was like if you're gonna take any notes please let it be this
when you're fingering a girl it's such a simple technique but like if you do it right it literally
just screams i know what the fuck i'm doing yes so what you do is you take your middle finger and your ring finger and you literally imagine that they're like glued together
like straight do not fucking bend them when you put them inside of her do not like curl them
you're literally just scratching the inside of her cervix don't curl them pretend that they're
literally stuck completely straight and what you do is like it's kind of like the motion when you
use your hand to say like come here yes you do that with just those two fingers and you just kind of like flick
upwards yes and you're just hitting her g-spot perfectly like you can go as deep as you want but
it literally feels so fucking good and if a girl can squirt this is how you're gonna get her to
squirt everybody did you hear that thank you thank you because the amount of i mean i know i've talked
about on the podcast before like the men that are going in there and they're like it's fucking
hammer time baby and they shove their fucking fingers and they're so deep and i'm like i'm
if you are good at fucking fingering a girl it's so you literally like i've had a guy be not great
at sex but the way he fingered me in
the beginning i was like okay he fucks like a fucking yes man like he was like he knows what
to do with my pussy with his fingers imagine with his dick no but actually because like when a guy
does this it's like game fucking changer for me like when a guy goes to my pussy and he immediately
does that it hits your g-spot perfectly and you're like okay he knows what he's doing i literally
can't emphasize enough how important this move okay tell us your story about when you knew this was
the move okay so should i say it was my boyfriend yeah your boyfriend now yeah so my boyfriend uh
one of the first times that we hung out together i remember i wasn't gonna let him fuck right off
the bat obviously right so um he was like begging and i let him finger me and i remember he fingered
me like that like the way
that i'm telling you guys to do it and immediately in my mind i was like okay he knows what the fuck
he's doing i remember i was flying back home the next day the next weekend i was so horny and he
was like let me fly you out again and literally just because he fingered me that way i was like
i'm down like fly me out i want to fuck because was like, if he's doing that with his fingers, like, he knows what the fuck to do with his dick.
Right, right, right.
We, okay.
The fact that you're saying that just about you went and you saw a guy and just the way he fucking fingered you.
Can you explain to them, like, what would your preference of, like, the speed be?
I was honestly trying to think of, like, what to compare the pace to.
Yeah.
Because you're not going, I mean, as it progresses, you can start going a lot faster right right right but in the
beginning i feel like maybe follow your heartbeat oh wait then listen to your heart when he's
calling no i actually don't hate that i'm like holding my heart right now. Yeah, it's like a, it's slowish.
It's like when you say like, come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
That motion.
Boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
And then you can speed it up.
I think also a man, the goal, like all these men are like, I want to make a girl squirt.
And it's like, okay, that is a very specific situation that you, first of all, can't put pressure on a woman to squirt.
But if you want to get the closest you can to making her squirt, I really genuinely believe it's that type of fingering.
Yeah. Now let's get into a little bit with regard to fucking his fingers.
Every woman we want to kind of talk to you.
And I know this may be like
dumbing it down a little bit but i was reading a lot of comments and like i get it there are some
girls listening to this podcast that are like wait what do i do when a guy fingers me like what am i
supposed to be doing so let's first talk about if you're sitting and a guy starts fingering you
you're like sitting on a couch, sitting on a chair.
Savannah, what do you think you're going to be doing?
I'm going to assume you're not going to sit there and stare at me. Keep watching the TV.
You're literally staring at the fucking TV or like just staring into his eyes.
Just like, thank you so much.
This is really good, Jeremy.
Like, no.
Women, when you are getting fingered what are you doing there's a couple different things that you can do i think
initially something like super hot is when you just kind of like roll your eyes back like when
he first puts it in like oh fuck that feels good because also even if it's not feeling good like
initially right off the bat for you when you kind of encourage the guy and you start like moaning a
little like roll your eyes back it's gonna make him want to make it feel better for you it encourages him
especially if he it's like you're not touching his dick right away like a guy gets turned on
just seeing him pleasure you so if he sees you so fucking into it he's like oh fuck like i'm hard
like this is really fucking and you want to like progressively get into it like right off the bat
you're not gonna start fucking screaming when he puts your fingers whoa it's like ease into your moans if if you're asking yourself on this podcast
hey guys do i moan when i'm getting fingered yes but you're not doing moans like you're you're
getting fucked it's almost like you can almost like keep your mouth closed moans like you're
like yeah yeah that's a good way yeah like you're trying to like keep it in almost like you're
getting so horny that he's fingering you and then slowly you can like open your mouth to the
moans being like a little bit more aggressive.
Yeah.
Start making out with him.
Obviously, like bite on his lip a little bit.
I like to like suck the guy's tongue just to give him a little sneak peek.
Pretend like his tongue's a little dick.
That's kind of hot.
Wait, girls, did you hear that?
Hello?
I mean, basically, obviously, in this situation, you're just always envisioning every part of his body
being a dick. Literally. His big toe, I'm like, ooh, big dick, big toe. Give it to me, Jerry.
That's literally disgusting. That's so nasty. I hate that name. Okay, sorry. So if he's figuring
you, if he stops for like a second, you could just like grab his fingers
and lick it like from the bottom to the top, pretend it's his dick.
Like you're sucking all your cum off of him.
I think that's so hot.
I mean, listen, I know there are a lot of girls who's like, but I don't want to taste
myself.
Oh, stop.
Oh, stop it.
Stop.
Well, then you know what?
Just fucking clog your nose, Brittany.
And if you don't want to taste yourself, you have another situation.
You need to go to the gynecologist.
No, literally. Like if you taste that bad guy no let's go no no i agree
you have to do it in a in a in the right way because i can see some girls doing it where
the guy's like oh my god you're trying so hard like you're trying so hard like don't like grab
his hand and pull it out of you and just shove it in your mouth that's some good eating tonight
he's like bitch like i know
you aren't like craving that right now yeah like you're not oh my god if i don't taste my pussy
juice in like five minutes i'm gonna die no but if he takes it out for a minute and you're making
out with him or something grab you can grab up his fingers and like put them in your mouth and
i almost prefer like sometimes when you're first getting started sitting down while he's fingering you like you're sitting on the edge of the bed and
he's like standing up because you're kind of like the little girl you're like looking up at him and
he's just like fingering the fuck out of you tilt your head up start making out with him like look
him in the eyes and then you it's like perfect length to just grab his dick and start stroking
it over his pants that is i think one of the best like starting positions of sex i
also think another tip for when you're getting fingered girls touching your tits i mean that's
like one of the best fucking things is if you're grabbing your own tits oh my god girls are like
i don't even have big tits don't care you can literally have minus eight don't care all visual
literally touching your titties that exist or don't exist don't fucking care touch them okay um sometimes i'll do it where i put my hand down on his hand too and like affect the rhythm that
he's doing like you almost finger yourself with him yeah that it can be so hot to a guy because
you're like showing like i'm so fucking into this and this is where the fucking the fingers comes
into play and i single-handedly think this is one of the hottest things a girl can do in foreplay 100 i was doing this position
you can bring up a position you would do it in but like so i was laying on my stomach
and actually it was interesting because this guy and i were like watching porn together and i was
laying on my stomach and we were watching it.
And then he got up and he started fingering me from behind.
So he starts fingering me and I'm like still watching the porn and I'm getting into it.
And essentially what I started doing is grinding down on his fingers.
He's fingering me and then all of a sudden he's not fingering me anymore.
I'm basically using his hands as like almost pretending it's like his dick and i start
fucking his fingers and a man when he sees you do this is like he's like if she's doing that with
my fucking fingers imagine when my dick's inside of her yes and men i think i think this is one of
the most underrated thing that girls can do. It's so simple.
It's literally like if you're grinding on anything, you're basically grinding up and
down.
Even if you just grind side to side on his fucking fingers, like you can go up and down
or you can grind side to side.
Or even just like grabbing his hand and like pushing it a little harder in.
Yeah.
A guy when he sees this is like, holy fuck fuck this bitch is so fucking horny yeah where what
position do you feel like you do it in um i feel like it's usually when i'm on my back if he's
fingering me i just got like super into it and kind of just like start fucking his fingers back
yes um i've gotten to the point where i got like so horny when he was fingering me i literally just
like flipped over and just got on his face
like it was literally just all in one motion like his fingers were still inside of me and i was just
like i can't take it anymore like he wasn't touching my clit so i just literally turned
over and sat on his face savannah that's good yeah and it was so fucking hot like for days after i
was just like having flashbacks of that moment whoa i did that uh-huh oh wait okay so he so
you're on your back
he's fingering you and he's what position is he in he's kind of like like like kind of like on his
side okay fingering oh and then you just flip the fuck over yeah and then i literally just got so
into it i was just like fuck this and just like turned over before he could even realize what i
was doing i was on his face okay i think that every man is horny and i think every woman if you're maybe i don't want to say
you're confused but it's showing the man that you're like i am i want to be such a fucking
slutty horny ass bitch right now like i can't take it that it's just your fingers like i'm ready to
fuck already and it's just your fingers and then a guy gets super into it so women i think that's like
huge i do think you can do it while you're sitting um if you're in a chair and he starts fingering
you from the front i do think you can almost do it but in more of like a grinding motion yeah
brilliant hey guys alex is telling me i have to leave you have to leave but i'm so sad i'm done
with the daddy gang no forever you're gonna come back on we have 40 episodes this year you're going to come back on. We have 40 episodes this year.
You're definitely going to come back on.
I mean, I think it's going to be exciting, too, because I was thinking about it like when life opens up back in New York and we have a wild ass night.
We'll have a lot more stories to tell.
And we run into some fucking.
I mean, I feel like we didn't really spill tea on these past two episodes.
It was more like talking sex and stuff.
And I don't know if people would want.
And so maybe that could be like season two.
You can come back a little bit later in the year i can get you a little bit more lubed up a
little liquored up and make savannah spill all the fucking tea it won't be that hard it won't be that
hard at all savannah thank you so much for like hanging out with us i think your dad really
enjoyed you i hope you guys did i hope you learned something thank you so much for like opening up
and exploiting your life with me it's nice to have like someone occasionally come on and
like do it with me and me not be alone thank you for having me i love you guys so much thanks for
listening chalk serena what are you doing chalk stop i have to do something serena
you're scaring me. What are you doing? Chalk.
It's time for a little thing I like to call.
You like to call.
We all really fucking like to call. Questions!
Questions! Questions!
The fucking week!
Questions!
Of the motherfucking work, baby!
Ow!
Ow!
Questions!
Of the motherfucking work!
Questions!
Guys, I'm fine!
Oh, I'm so excited this week. I'm extremely um i don't know excited i just like doing these things i don't know about you guys you're all like fuck off my ceo's texting
me like so we just lost 500 000 listeners from that questions of the week segment if you do that
again you're fired i can't stop i won't stop i'm just kidding my ceo didn't text me that can you
imagine um i know a lot of people would like it to stop. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. I don't
fucking care. It's my show. I can do whatever the fuck I want. It's a lot of power. And I feel like
I only subject you guys to a little bit of torture. Just fucking relax. Hi, Daddy Alex.
What is your take on guys asking for head? Do you think it ruins the fun of it?
If he's like, can you suck my dick?
Or does it make it better knowing he wants it?
Love you, sweetie.
Thanks for everything.
I love you.
Okay.
That's a really good fucking question.
Let me ponder that.
Let me ponder that.
I kind of hate.
I kind of fucking hate it when a guy asks me to like do something in foreplay like
right off the bat like can you suck my dick I would prefer him not to do that I also feel like
I'm always in a situation where I'm always fucking I am just constantly giving blowjobs
um so I kind of think that for me I never have have a guy be like, please. Cause before you can ask,
I'm like, I'm literally finishing like topping you off. Here we go to the back of the throat.
We go, here we go. No, but, um, I don't know. I think men right off the bat, if you're like
sitting on the fucking couch and you're like, can you suck my dick? It's like, uh, no fuck off.
I think that's kind of, it takes like the fun. Um, it takes like away the, the spontaneity of the moment
and kind of like you hooking up and then letting the girl fucking figure it out for herself that
she should go down fucking town. But if you're mid fuck, I wouldn't hate if a guy was like,
babe, suck my dick. Cause that's two different situations if you're
fucking and he's being aggressive and like dominant and telling you what to do i like that
if it's we're chilling on the couch and we're like making out for two seconds and he's like
alex can you please suck my penis no no far quad i've literally never hooked up with a guy named
far quad but you get what i'm saying it's like no david i literally never hooked up with a guy named Farquaad. But do you get what I'm saying?
It's like, no David.
I've never hooked up with a David.
I'm not going to.
I don't know.
Whatever his fucking name is, no man.
No man, I'm not going to fucking suck your dick.
And you know what?
I was going to, but now I'm not going to because you literally asked me.
I don't know.
I think, guys, there's a time and place.
So yes to if it's mid-sex.
No if it's like you're just chilling and like lightly hooking up girl
literally just contemplate my life sometimes in bed girl do we all I've been with my boyfriend
for four years and god I can't imagine life without him he's my first boyfriend and I have
a body count of one him lmao but at the same time i feel like i haven't fully lived my life to experience
with guys i know people say taking a break does jack shit and literally just means that it's over
so what the fuck do i do okay i'm gonna voice my opinion on people that get into a relationship when they're younger,
high school sweethearts, or literally college, post-college, the first person you fuck is the
person you end up with. If you are one of the people that are writing into my podcast asking
me what to do because you are freaking out that you've only been with your significant other,
I would say take a break or break up with them. And I know some people are going to get annoyed
with that, but I don't care. You are too fucking young or even if you're not young, you have one
fucking life. And if every fucking night you are going to bed, stress the fuck out because
you have anxiety that you're
only going to be with this one person you didn't get to experience life life you're not getting to
experience life what the fuck are you doing you're literally like imprisoning yourself like it doesn't
mean you don't love them but maybe you're gonna have to have a conversation with them and then
it's up to them if they can handle it that you need to go on a break and maybe you'll get back together maybe you won't but then you won't be questioning yourself 24 fucking 7 oh my
god should I have fucked another person the answer is probably yes and if you're having these internal
feelings every night when you're going to bed get the fuck out and go enjoy life and go experience
it doesn't mean you don't love him but sometimes sex trumps all if if I had
a boyfriend that had only had sex with me I know I'm a crazy bitch and like can get jealous at
times but I don't know like if your partner is rational and you've only fucked one person
especially if they've fucked other people I kind of think it's a
conversation you need to have. And like, maybe there'll be understanding, probably fucking not,
but like we can hope. And then if they're not come back to me and I'll give you advice.
So before the whole world shut down, I was fucking this dude from my college, but then we both had to
move home like eight hours away from each other and now we don't
talk that much but sometimes he drunk blows up my phone just like normal talking not anything sexual
what does this mean like is he just too pussy to talk sober i usually wouldn't care but it's the
best dick so like number one i think this is a really fucking good sign for you, girlfriend.
I can only imagine I have the same situation and I'm not even in college.
The amount of people that sex lives were extremely fucked from this pandemic.
Listen, I'm not being insensitive.
I'm just fucking stating the facts.
Obviously, everyone we want to live and we want to like fucking social distance and everything.
But at the end of the day, our sex lives are fucked unless you're fucking quarantining with your significant other
and then you hate them by now.
So we're all just fucked.
It's a very weird time.
I can imagine so many college students
listening to this podcast.
Your sex life has been extremely affected
and your relationships with your hookup buddies
from college have been extremely affected.
But the fact that this guy is drunkenly reaching out to
you, I think is a great fucking sign. It's not that he's too pussy to talk to you when he's sober.
I think this is the thing. Men don't really like talking very often. Like I know guys like to text, but then it, when, once it fades out,
it's like, okay, what the fuck do we have to text about? I'm going to go play video games. I'm going
to go hang out with my boys. Or unfortunately he's going to go fuck a girl that's like in his,
in his state. But if he's texting you while he is drunk, that means that when he is drunk
and you're saying it was the best dick ever, he's
remembering you. He's thinking of you and his fucking drunken state. And he is texting you.
The fact that you guys haven't seen each other is a great fucking sign that that man, wherever the
fuck he is in the country and you're on the other opposite side of it is still thinking about you.
If I were you, I would keep it at that almost just to keep the communication very very
very light but still like open because that way when you guys do go back to college you guys still
are kind of connected but you're not forcing the conversation because like I said in quarantine
all these people are forcing conversation and then what happens at the end of quarantine
you're like okay I'm bored with you on to the next and that's the last thing you fucking want if i were you i think you keep
letting him fucking blow you up maybe occasionally like leave him on red when he's drunk like answer
once and then leave him on red for the rest of the night like say something kind of nasty
you could almost kind of get nasty with it even if he's not being sexual and you could just drop
like a little like say something along the lines of letting him know that like you just like were you just had a moment where you
were reminded by his dick and like you're gonna go masturbate and then he's gonna text you something
and sometimes what i do is literally leave your conversation with that guy just open so when he's
texting you it's just gonna keep saying you're reading going to keep saying, you're reading it, you're
reading it, you're reading it. And then he's going to be like, did this bitch like leave her phone in
the fucking corner of the room? Yes. And I'm fucking my pussy while my phone's over there.
Sorry. Don't have time. So then that may drive him crazy. And then who knows, maybe it will like
lead to a follow-up conversation the next day. Okay. This is one for the ladies. Okay. So I'm
thinking of getting a breast reduction. I know. Why would I want smaller boobs?
But they've been disproportionate my whole life.
And I know I would feel a lot more confident with this change.
Anyways, question is, do guys care about this?
There are some scars after surgery that fade over time.
But I was wondering your take on it and if this is something in any way that could be a turnoff slash something guys would comment
on, love your podcast.
Okay.
Here's my thought.
I think you should do whatever the fuck makes you happy.
The fact, I don't even want to like answer the rest of this question other than the fact
that you just said that you feel you would be more confident with this change.
Do it.
Absolutely fucking do it.
If it's going to be something that you're like, I will be more confident with this change, do it. Absolutely fucking do it. If it's
going to be something that you're like, I will be more confident in. I will be happier looking at
my body. Like, I'm sorry, but when you're going to fucking take a shower and you're feeling good
about your fucking body and you're staring at yourself in the mirror, is there any fucking
better feeling? I don't give a fuck if a man is like, wow, she's hot when you are by yourself
in your room, if you feel calm, loser.
But no, it's true.
It's like if you feel confident with your with yourself, then it radiates outside of
your fucking bedroom or your bathroom when you're looking at yourself before you take
a shower.
So if this is going to be something like maybe when you're getting on top of a guy and you're
having sex, maybe you haven't been as confident to get on top because like you're saying like oh my my boobs are disproportionate
whatever blah blah so if you want to get that that breast reduction and it's gonna make you
more confident not just for sex but just for your life do it if a guy is freaked out by fucking
scars okay i'm freaked out by your wrinkly smelly fucking balls
but you don't hear me complaining when I'm fucking putting those things in my mouth so just you know
yeah okay okay this was kind of interesting this girl wrote in was like hello father weird question
never a weird question is it hot when you want a guy to come inside you to say, get me pregnant during
sex? My friend does it all the time and her boyfriend loves it, but I'm not sure how I feel
about it. Thoughts, by the way, the show is amazing. Thank you. So here's the thing get me pregnant it's I think it's a very simple answer
if that is your boyfriend of a long time and a good time then if that's your relationship
and yeah that girl clearly the boyfriend likes it all power to her continue to say it however i don't want
anyone listening to this podcast to get it fucking twisted and be like oh my god alex said it was
kind of hot when you look at a guy in your midfuck and you're like get me pregnant no fucking code
red motherfuckers no here's the thing men that's the last thing they want to fucking do
usually. So yeah, if you're in like a Carrie and Brad relationship and we're going to get married
soon and hold hands and fucking knock out a good 12 fucking kids, that's fine. But for everyone
listening to this podcast, the majority of you, I'm going to go ahead and say, don't ever look at a fucking man and be like,
get me pregnant. Just not the, just not the move. Um, it's just not, it's just not the groove. It's
just not the vibe. It's just not, it's never, it's not, and we're not doing it. We're not doing it.
You're on call or daddy. I know in, um, a relationship I had, I had him come inside me
and not all the time, but but you know there's some fucking special
occasions like maybe it was a nice fucking shiny Tuesday and I was in the mood to get my fucking
pussy cream pied I don't know but I would just say like I think if you want to do a milder version
of it and see how he reacts like I will be sexting him and maybe I'll say something like oh my god like I want you
to fill my pussy up and then when we're fucking when we were in a relationship you can be like
baby like I want you to fill me up like I think that'd be so hot because it is fucking hot but
it's also irresponsible and I'm not taking responsibility for any fucking people that are
getting pregnant okay you make the fucking rules put a condom on don't get on birth control don't but just don't get pregnant and don't ask him to
get you pregnant because if you ask him to why do i feel like that's really fucking bad karma
it's like a joke at first like get me pregnant and then you're like i feel really nauseous and
then you are fucking pregnant and like i just i don't know i just don't think at least for me
right now not the fucking move don't want to be pregnant right now got a lot of other things to do like fucking host a sex podcast so daddy gang hello are you
guys there um I think that's it for this week guys we have really really sick merch which is
really exciting I I think for a very long time I've wanted to release a lot of merch and there
were just things that were preventing that from happening. And finally, finally, finally, I'm so fucking excited. I literally that my number one
person that I'm texting is the merch woman at barstool and I'm designing everything. So everything
you guys see on the color daddy site right now, the goal is I said, I want to make sure that every
single thing on the call her daddy merch store site i would wear so if you guys want
to shop shop around the town um you guys just go to barcelsports.com and then just look for call
her go to store and then just go to call her daddy um and get yourself some merch if not i'll just go
fuck myself that's totally fine too i do it all the time um nothing new to see here all right
daddy gang i fucking love you guys so fucking much it literally pains me at times anyways i love you
guys so much i will see you guys around town uptown downtown middletown underground oh but
more importantly you know the fucking drill by now. I will see you fuckers next Wednesday.