Call Her Daddy - 88- The L Word.

Episode Date: July 15, 2020

Alex is coming clean about the man that has been in her life behind the scenes for 5 years... and the L word is used. Also, A DADDY GANG MEMBER IS FEATURED ON THE SHOW THIS WEEK!!!!! Our guest is bringing you a very relatable situation- the 'in between' stage. We are discussing how to navigate it and calling her out on misreading some clear signs. Lastly, the topic of initiating sex 50/50 in a relationship is hammered into the brains of every woman this week. Alex provides 2 huge tips for girls that struggle to be confident when taking the lead. ENJOY!!

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy what the fuck is up daddy gang it is alex cooper back at it again for another episode of call her daddy how are you guys doing? I missed you guys last week. Okay, here's the situation. We don't have time to go over anything but this. Alex, you were supposed to go see a man and I did. And now I'm here to tell you, hello, daddy gang, I am back and I did not pick door number one and I did not pick door number one. And I did not pick door number two. Now, the thing about this podcast, like doing this alone, I'm realizing it's really fucking weird because usually I would have a co-host and she would look at me and she would say,

Alex, so where did you go? But I don't have a co-host anymore. I don't have a friend anymore. So I'm by myself. So I have to speak for myself and for the audience. So I'm assuming right now, everybody listening to this in their ears, you're saying, oh my goodness, Alex, where did you go then if you didn't pick door number one or door number two? And for anyone wondering what I'm talking about, I'm fucking talking about Narnia over here. You're like, what doors? Last week I told you guys that I was going

on a dick appointment. I was getting on a flight and I was going to acquire a dick. Kind of like you see in those like shows Grey's Anatomy where the doctors get on the plane to go get the heart. I was getting on a plane to go get the dick and put it inside of me now i had two options and i didn't pick one or two door number fucking three who is door number three alex i'm trying to figure out how to explain who the fuck door number three was and who I went to see this past week why are you oh let's try to maybe I'll try to do a different voice to kind of like level it out why are you struggling to tell us about this man. What? What? This is a case for the FBI.

Here's the thing. Daddy gang, it's Alex. I'm going to have a really honest and open communication with you right now. Throughout my entire time here on call, throughout my entire employment here at Call Her Daddy Corporation. I have told you about getting a dick in my ass accidentally from my boyfriend in college. I've talked to you about Slim Shady, the fucking piece of shit that he is. I've talked to you about the Canadian and his amazing dick. And I have never spoken to you about the man that literally blows all of those men away that literally brings me to my knees not just to give the fucking cooper special you sick fucks brings me to my knees because

he is everything i talk about wanting on this podcast for every woman listening and I've got him but I don't got him because I can't commit to him because I'm a psychopath let me break it down for you guys you guys are like Alex let's take a deep breath I'm gonna take a drink of water you guys take this in Alex Cooper has a man that she actually has emotional feelings for all of you are like Alex stop don't get weak on us don't I'm not getting fucking weak because you're gonna listen to this story and be like oh she's still there all right everybody sit back relax I'm about to tell you a tale as old as time and when I say as old as time I mean this goes back to my junior year of college I'm'm going to say that. I'm going to say that again. My junior year of

college, I met this man. He is beautiful. He is tall, dark, and handsome. He is the definition of everything I masturbate to in the depths of my fucking room under my covers. He is what I would consider a perfect specimen. I think that genuinely of any guy I've ever hooked up with he's the hottest man I've hooked up with so that's just through and through great fucking sex okay then emotionally he does something to me that is so disturbing so intoxicating and it's this thing that starts with an L. Okay. And it's not lust. Okay. I know it's disgusting, but I'm going to talk about it because the thing is it's the craziest thing, but I am a human being. And I know contrary to everything I've ever said on this podcast,

I do know in the future down the line, I want a relationship. I'm not ready for one right now, but I'll want one one day. Okay. And if I was going to pick someone to be the perfect specimen for that relationship, it would be this man. So now all of you asking, Alex, give us details about this man. Who is this man? Why have you never fucking talked about him? Well, that's a great question guys thanks for asking I don't need to get into his profession you guys can take that one away he is the first guy that I ever introduced to my parents he's older than me he's like in his 30s and very long time ago this man told me that he was in love with me and I broke up with him

immediately the minute he told me that I was like cut the fuck off and that's not a joke and it's sick and it's wrong in the head but I wasn't ready for a relationship I met him when I was like I was too young so we stayed friends we continued to hook up and he he is the most self-confident comfortable in his own skin person I've ever met. And he has let me know that he doesn't lose sleep over me dating other people because he's quite confident. And I quote that no man will give me emotionally or physically what he has to give me. And he has looked me in the eyes and he has said that to me. And I have looked him right back in the eyes and said, I will prove you wrong. Like, why do I do that?

I do not know. But there I was on a plane this past week, door number three, and he opened it and he laughed and we shared a great, but yeah, um, he, we had a great weekend. Just, just if you guys were wondering, I never had have a bad time with him. I never have a bad time, which begs the question, why don't you spend more time with this man, Alex? I don't know. Did I mention I'm in therapy? So this is what happened. I had kind of been recently communicating with him. Sometimes we go in lulls and the morning of where I was supposed to get on the flight to go see

door number one or door number two I had been talking to door number three and he basically asked me what I was doing and I said well I'm actually currently trying to decide between these two doors buddy um and basically what ended up happening is he was like why don't you come see me how fucking dare he I know and when he offered that all of a sudden door number one and door number two they just looked really small and insignificant and kind of ugly and just like a little unattractive to be quite honest so i get on the plane and i go to see the man i don't know what the fuck to call him the man the man and i have an amazing trip it was amazing i i had amazing sex i let's guys let's have a moment of silence for alex i had amazing sex thank you the whole situation is just i can't think about a relationship right now i don't

want a fucking relationship right now i know i'll want one down the road but for right now i want to be fucking single i'm 25 years old living in new york city having the fucking time of my life dating a bunch of guys learning a bunch of shit i think especially as of recent events that we all witnessed live on the news um I watched someone's career essentially literally get ruined because they allowed a man to fuck with their bag and fuck with their money and fuck with their career. And that will never be me. That's never been me. I've literally wanted this my whole life. I've wanted to make my own fucking money and make something of myself. So yes, I want a relationship. I have a heart, but I don't want that right now. My priority is myself right now.

All right. I don't need any fucking Alex's gun shot to Alex's. No, it's actually the complete opposite. I've held off on a perfectly perfect relationship for five fucking years because I'm being this thing and it's called smart. Okay. So right now putting the perfect little man in the box in the corner, occasionally flying on planes to go get my brains fucked. But for now we're living our best lives. We're dating around, we're fucking around. And who cares if I'm thinking about one person when I'm getting fucked by others. It's none of those people's business. What I do in my head. Okay. And how I get myself to come is none. Yeah. Okay. Jesus Christ. Let's move on with the episode. Um, I'm sweating. Okay. God, this is sad. Last fucking episode in my parents basement just just hits different being home and having my

mom creepily listening on my fucking conversations with you guys um okay before we move forward now let's get the fuck out of our feels I'm disgusted I never want to say the word love again on the show but I'm glad I got to share that part of my life with you all. Have no fear. I do not date men that were suspenders. I will never allow what happened to you and the show to happen because I fall in love. I know, historically speaking, it's usually the father that leaves, not me. And I love you all.

Okay? Okay. Okay. So I want to address a question that is so frequently asked and it annoys the living shit out of me because I keep seeing it and the answer is very straightforward and it's very simple. So we're going to put this to bed right now. Okay. From a daddy gang member. alex i'm 25 and currently dating someone that's 12 years older than me i'm literally in love with him but my

friends think it's weird to be with someone that much older we're really happy together but i feel like my friends are kind of making me feel weird about the age difference even though i honestly barely notice it any tips on how to deal with this much love xoxo gossip girl yeah so that's not weird at all um i i literally fucking hate people sometimes it's like oh my god my friends are so worried about me dating a guy that's 12 years older than me tell your friends to fuck off girlfriend you have no shame men we've talked about it before, men are immature as shit. So honestly, my advice to you would be to make fun of your fucking friends for dating a guy the same age as them. And you should be like, well, honestly, Karen, I think it's really fucking creepy that you're

dating a guy that's your same age. We're 25. So that means he's basically 16 years old. So you're low-key a fucking pedophile karen so fuck off okay that's literally what i would say i'm like if your friends are dating a guy that is the same age as them you need to call call them creepy okay because essentially the guy that's 12 years older than you will have a little bit maybe maybe a little bit more maturity on you if that okay and I'm stretching because

the guy that I dated that was 13 years older than me I was still more mature than them so do you get what I'm saying and that's that and that's it and that's the tea they're fucking weirdos okay okay that is aggressive but you know what I'm saying it's kind of fucking true I could never date a guy my age. I don't understand the concept because I would speak to them and it's like they're speaking in tongues and by tongues, I mean they're speaking in high school or language and I can't deal with that. So I want to date a guy that's 70.

Okay, I want a 70 about to croak the fuck out because maybe by then that man will mentally have something that is like somewhat able for me to grasp on too that is like somewhat mature okay glad we cleared that up picture this ladies picture close your eyes everybody listen is it not the most amazing feeling when the guy that you are talking to or dating or your husband comes up to you and initiates an emotional conversation? It's like every woman's dream. All of you are like, Ooh, I'm getting sensory tingles. Yes. Keep going, Alex. He walks in the room. And when a man is like, Hey babe, do you want to talk? You seem upset or stressed or tense, et cetera. Dream, dream, absolute dream. Because we're all on the same page. We know men, they don't exactly get off by having emotional conversations.

And it is the one of the biggest problems communicatively that women and men have. Because women, we want to talk about our feelings. We want to go through what we're feeling. And men are like, no inglass, bitch. I don't want to talk about our feelings. We want to go through what we're feeling. And men are like, no inglass, bitch. I don't want to talk about that. What I want to talk about is something different, okay? And that different conversation, ladies, guess what that is? As much as we would love that little Dr. Phil side of his asshole to come through more,

your significant other, the man, what he would love just as much as you to initiate something, it's sex. No, she didn't. Alex, why did you have to do that to us? You were on a roll. You were literally putting men in the shitter, have emotional conversations with your girls. No, no, no bitches. I'm coming for your throats. If you are not initiating sex with your man and you are leaving it for your man to do the goddamn thing, shame on you. I want a little, I want a little internal,

a little internal introspective moment. Every woman listen to me. Think about the last time you initiated sex. Not the last time you had sex. You slutty ass no no no when is the last time with your man that you you did a sneak attack you did a little one two on his asshole and pinned him down and let him know what was up you can check your calendars i'll wait i'll take a sip of water my mouth is dry did i just hear did i just hear francine hey francine was that you in the back francine and everyone francine's raising her hand what what did you say francine i haven't initiated sex in two years wow francine do you have a boyfriend yeah so you're getting cheated on you stupid bitch guys listen up i want to i want to

talk about one of my favorite topics and it's initiating sex for all the women around the world i'm gonna keep talking about it because it's a pressing issue how to have a healthy relationship initiate sex 50 50 but my boyfriend is so much hornier than me alex um guys if you are not initiating sex 50 50 with your partner how do you think that makes your partner feel like a creeper literally creepy like literally if you are a woman because i'm sorry but i'm just going to use women because a lot of women don't initiate sex and then it's like the man's always the hornier one but i know that obviously there are situations where the girl is hornier aka when we had savannah on um but if you are a woman and he's constantly having to do a little tap, tap, hey, little hand down the pants, little hand on the thigh to try to set the move. And you're like, Matthew, please. I'm watching the Kardashians.

He begins to feel like a creature that is fucking creepy. OK, creeper in the night little chester molester okay i'm assuming that's not how we want our boyfriends to feel we do enjoy having sex with them and if you don't then why the fuck are you in the relationship so first of all why are you sitting on the couch next to chester if you don't want Chester to fuck you? But the point is, is there are a lot of women in the world and you shouldn't feel shitty. It's just naturally maybe you're not as horny as a man. Fine. Even it out a little because there are men that write in to me and they're like, so I've never had my girl grab for my dick. Like I have to plop it in her lap and be like, please.

So I don't know. I don't know. I just could see that mentally affecting a man. And I'm not trying to be a dick. And I'm not trying to tell you you're going to get cheated on. But you're going to get cheated on if you don't fuck him. No, I just, yeah, no, yes, yes. Actually, yes, this is what's happening ladies

I have said in the past if you're not sucking your man's dick that's fine but someone else is okay if you are not initiating sex with your man and you don't want to fuck your man I'm sorry but why wouldn't he go cheat on you he you're literally not fucking him I'm saying this in the hopes of you want to have sex with him, right? And you just know that you're that kind of girl that kind of fails at initiating sex. I have a couple tricks that I want to pass on to my ho daddies. Number one, I brought up ASMR porn last episode. We're going to use it in a little different way. Okay. I did this once. Let me tell you why I did it. It's kind of backwards. So I was visiting this guy and like, I knew he was going to come home and he was going

to want to have sex. Terrifying, literally awful. No, I'm just kidding. So I knew he was going to want to come home and have sex. And before he had left to leave the house I was in the mood then by the time I knew he was gonna get home Alex's vagina was not as moist but I wanted to have sex it's just my vagina wasn't pulsating telling me it wanted to have sex so ladies this is what I did I put my headphones in. I was on the couch and I was staring at the front door waiting for his fat ass to get inside. And I turned on the ASMR porn that I was talking about, a girl masturbating. So I lightly started just kind of touching myself. I didn't even go inside of my pants, just like lightly rubbing on the outside of my leggings. And I started to get turned on. Okay. Then he walked in the door and he got me masturbating and he, no, I heard the car vroom,room I knew that motherfucker pulled up skirt skirt and when he walked in

I was so fucking horny because I hadn't been fully touching myself I then wanted to have sex like if I had been by myself there was no real pressure because if he came in and I wasn't turned on by the ASMR by that point fine I don't have to have sex right there there's not like a clock being like you got two minutes you better get wet or you're getting fucked real fucking dry Alex no so my advice to all the datis around the world listen up turn on some goddamn ASMR porn he could be in the house and he's fucking doing the dishes like that loser should be. And you want to initiate sex? Well, Alex, but I'm not in the mood. Put on some fucking fat headphones. ASMR that asshole. ASMR that shit. And then literally press pause and go fuck the shit out of your boyfriend or your husband or whatever so that's my tip number uno another tip reminder i've said it before the

surprise attack watch the surprise attack alex whoa that sounds nifty oh you just wait okay listen up this was one of my favorite things to do in college. Men expect a woman to just be like, I'm sorry, like I'm just not in the mood. He comes in. You guys are sitting on the couch. You say you don't feel great and you're just not in a good mood and you give off the vibes. Bitch, your dick will not be getting sucked tonight. So he he gets the cue. Tonight's not the night, Bruno.

All right. Tonight is the night you're going to watch SportsCenter and nothing is happening. Mangina, you tuck your little weenie in between your thighs. Maybe you'll get some tomorrow. So his guard is down. The best time to attack a man is when he is least expecting it because when he is horny, he's in the mood

and he won't appreciate it as much. Yeah, it will get him off. Great. And that will be a temporary like he needed it and then he got it. But when he's not thinking he needs it and then he gets it. So how do we do this, Alex? If you tell a man that you're not in the mood. And like 30 minutes later, all of a fucking sudden, five of your fingers reach forward like he usually does onto your thigh.

And you go and you rub your hand on his dick and you start rubbing the outside of his pants or his sweatpants or his fucking khakis no don't do it if he has khakis on and then you look at him and then you get down on your fucking knees and you pull pull out his dick i don't want him to have to do it no ladies you are pulling this man's dick out of his pants and you give him a fucking blowjob. There are a lot of ways in life people can fall in love, but I am telling you, if you do this to your significant other, they will re-fall in love with you. You have no idea what a surprise blowjob does to a man. He will be replaying that situation over and over and over again for the rest of the week.

I promise you if you can just be like today at some point, no matter fucking what, I am going to be the one that initiates sex. I promise you you're going to say to yourself in one that initiates sex. I promise you, you're going to say to yourself in your head, why don't I do that more? And listen, I get everyone listening. I get everyone has body insecurity. Okay. And oh, I feel like I've got a baby belly bloated today. Or, oh, I feel fat today. I'm'm feeling a little chunky got some cankles today or oh i didn't fully shave and prepare for this or oh my hair is fucking greasy or oh do i have bad breath well don't have sex if you have bad breath that's fucking awful but other than that

all of those insecurities men don't care men don't care if you're feeling bloated. They can't tell. You think you look a little extra poochy round today. He doesn't notice. Think about this. You're sitting on the couch. It's in the middle of the day. In your mind, in your soul, you want to be that spontaneous fucking hoe. You're like, God damn it. I listened to Call Her Daddy. I want to be a fucking cum savage. I want to just get on top of him. But I feel bloated today.

And it's light out and we're in the middle of the living room. And he is going to see. He is going to see what I've been hiding under my hoodie well I just told you that a man is only going to care if you jump on his lap and fuck his dick he's not gonna care what jumped on his lap and fucks his dick so why are you not getting on top of him get out of your heads next time you're sitting there and you're like should I do it should I do it should I do it oh my god oh my god I don't feel confident or oh is he gonna be like what the fuck no he's not gonna be like what the fuck he's gonna be like

oh fuck oh fuck stop letting your insecurities get in the way of sex i i have had this okay i remember in college i would know this was actually fair game because tell me if you would have done this so i'm at this guy's place that i'm obsessed with this was the older guy that i was dating that was so much older than me and he was that red socks player and i was like obsessed with him and I was a fucking loser. Literally like pawning over every word he ever said to me. Literally, I would have sucked his toes, done anything. I was obsessed. Loser. Learned a lot from that one. Probably why I'm where I am today. So I go over on a Sunday. So hungover. If you guys know me, you know that I like to fake tan, okay? And it looks bomb 99.9% of the time. On this specific Sunday, and usually a lot of Sundays this happens if Alex goes out and

drinks some tequila and wakes up extremely unwell. The thing that happens at the bar is at some point I usually get a drink spilled on me and then I wake up and then I look down and I look like a fucking streaked zebra, tiger, whatever the fuck you want to call it. The spray tan situation is disgusting. It doesn't bother women. It's like a joke. It's funny. Men? Okay. Men are so disgusted by spray tans. So I am sitting there in this man's high rise, living the life, trying to angle my body perfectly as I sit on that couch and he's not paying attention to me for shit. And I'm thinking, oh my God,

I should get on top of him and I should whip out his dick and start sucking it. What a good idea, right? Oh wait, I can't. Oh wait, why can't you Alex? Oh, I'll let you know because I knew he was going to take off my shirt. Okay. And I knew that I had streaks through and through on my tits, on my chest, through my arms that looked like I was dirty, literally dirty. Okay. And I was so terrified that he was going to be like, so, so what's wrong? Like, what is that is that like do you have a condition like what are we working with why are you why is half of your nipple orange and why is the other half white as can be who are you so i oh so i sat there and i struggled and i ended up waiting to go to the bedroom where he had like these blackout shades and then i fucked him but listen to me actually now that

i'm thinking about it i don't blame myself't blame myself. Would you guys have taken your shirt off in the middle of that light and let him look at streaky tiger Alex? I don't think so. So, okay. What was I saying? How did this set? Oh yes. Sometimes I can appreciate why maybe you're going to maneuver to a different location to initiate. We never don't initiate. Maybe just adjust the lighting a little bit. Okay. Moral of the story. Stop being passive.

Be aggressive. Initiate sex. Okay, guys. Make me proud, ladies. Get out there and go wrangle yourself. Go wrangle yourself a dick gather around the campfire gather around kitties i'm about to ruin your fucking lives what um listen to me i am about to introduce to you a little segment and hopefully hopefully

by the end of this i make one person cry because that means i did my job i hit you where it hurts and you needed to hear what needed to be fucking said daddy gang introducing daddy diaries um let me know if you guys like that i just came up with that and i'm unsure how we feel daddy diaries daddy gang daddy daycare No, I'm not putting diapers on your assholes. Guys, I'm having a daddy gang member on this week and they're going to tell their story and she's asking for advice. And I think I picked this one to ease us in. Okay. It's a very relatable topic. And this lovely, lovely woman has decided that she wants to stay anonymous. So power to her. So everybody introducing. Oh my God. What should we call her? Well, she's John Doe cause she wants to be Anani.

So, oh my God. Should we call her Ani? Ani? Is that you? Introducing Ani, guest number uno, bitch. Okay, Ani, hit us. What is up, Daddy Gang? I'm 22 years old. I am pretty straight for the most part, I would say. I wrote in because I need advice on the in-between, I like to call it. I have an issue where either guys are way too obsessed with me and I have no interest in them because them being so into me really turns me off. Disgusting.

It goes the other way where I'm really obsessed with a guy and he doesn't want anything to do to me. So I think this is a big reason why I really haven't found that perfect person, a boyfriend yet. And I just, I need help getting out of there. Essentially what happened when I was working my job, I lived in a did not meet until like eight months into my time in this location. I saw him here and there. We never said hi, but I met him after I was coming back from a run. I was disgusting sweaty at my literal lowest point. Why does that always happen?

And he invited me up for drinks. And that same night night tensions were rising he might have you know got a little frisky slapped my ass choked me out a little bit and we fucked um i wasn't planning on it but the tension was there right and so this went on we would go back and forth i would go up and fuck and here's the thing i knew i was leaving i knew i was leaving this place to go on a different endeavor and that a relationship would never ever be possible with him and i made that clear up front and i was fine being that girl who lived downstairs who would come fuck him at a whim's notice at a moment's notice and then just leaving just getting my booty call in that's

all I wanted he was cool I didn't want more okay so so far I'm like yes bitch you are setting the guidelines your ass is out of there soon and this is just a hookup situation why do I feel like we're about to go downhill now okay continue Ani but here the thing. He would text me first all the time. He would text me first, talk to me while I worked. I was working from home. This was at the beginning of the pandemic. He would make the effort. And then one day I'm like, oh, I'm stressed. I'm really stressed at work. This home man in the middle of the night brings me a teddy bear and flowers. He jumped over. I had a brick wall balcony outside of my house.

Granted, it was on the first floor, so easy to get to. But this whole man jumps over my balcony just to bring me flowers and a teddy bear. Out of nowhere. We were just fuck buddies. I don't know where this came from. Wow. So after that, I'm like, okay, this is weird. And then he starts going off on the i wish you were staying he's such a good girlfriend i and again i'm not provoking him in any way i'm just there to chat

be friends we're talking about the black lives matter movement we're chilling we're vibing he's the one putting out all these vibes so one day i texted him and i worked overnight at my job i worked long hours so it was kind of difficult to meet up with him so one morning i texted him and i worked overnight at my job i worked long hours so it was kind of difficult to meet up with him so one morning i'm like let me come over in the morning like i'll suck your dick like well fuck like i haven't seen you in so long let me just come over late at night he was like okay i can't do tomorrow morning like i'm really tired i want to sleep in whatever understandable i get it my schedule is weird that. That same night, that same night, this man brings home another girl. Like, I can see them walking up to his apartment from mine,

and he fucks her. Mind you, I am at work for 12 hours. Overnight, listening to this man fuck this girl upstairs. And let me preface this by saying when I first met him, I made a joke like, oh, you know, I can hear everything upstairs. Like I definitely heard you having sex before we met. Like he knows, he knows I can hear everything. So he brings this girl home. Mind you, three days after he brings me the teddy bear, three days after he brings me flowers and three days after he's like, oh, you'd be such a good girlfriend. I get it. You want your dick wet, but I'm literally 10 feet away, 10 feet away. And you have to bring home another girl. So I wait, I wait to see if he messages me afterwards. He doesn't a few days go by. And finally I give in. I'm with my girlfriends and I'm like, I just have to fucking say something because I can't hold it anymore. no oh no i'm just pausing right there i already i'm like don't do it why are

you about to fucking say something he's not your boyfriend okay keep going on me i message him like do you want your teddy bear and flowers back no no no i don't even want to hear the rest why okay okay okay i'm sorry i'm sorry continue do you want your teddy bear and flowers back because apparently you have some other bitch you can give them oh my god no they're a gift keep them why would i want you to take them and i'm like well you know now that i can hear you fucking other girls like I am kind of grossed out like this is nasty I figured you would probably hook up with someone else but I need to hear it especially when I'm working and you know I'm working why do men do this why do they talk all this game especially when I'm I wasn't the one being clingy like I wasn't being like I was in

a relationship like I fully was just fine being friends with benefits and then he was the one to cross these lines and bring me gifts talk about how I would be such a good girlfriend and then proceeds to bring another girl home okay hold on daddy gang I love you but listen to that statement you made it clear that you didn't want a relationship and he brought other girls home. Well, let's think about that. What else do you want him to do? And mind you, days after this, another girl, a different girl. A few days later, a different girl.

And then there's like this same girl coming with her little rat white dog. Oh, fuck her. She brings the dog in. They probably fuck. They they leave they walk the dog so we can shit somewhere and then he kisses her goodbye i'm like what what is happening right now like are all these girls getting flowers were all these girls getting flowers what is going on but essentially the point i'm getting at is why why do men do this why do they cross these lines, especially knowing I'm leaving and making me feel some type of way just to fuck it all up? So, Alex, if you end up hearing this, please, I would love to have a discussion about this in-between stage. Okay, Daddy Gang, first of all, thank you so much for fucking writing in because I think that a lot of people can relate to this.

I don't want to be discouraging here, but I'm going to walk you through where you're a little off on this. Okay? You established there was 0% chance for a relationship. You were moving. You were fucking outie, and you were just down to bang. Yes? Okay.

So why the fuck are you getting upset that he was fucking other girls well Ani says that he was giving her mixed signals no he wasn't this is the thing when he brought over the teddy bear and the flowers to you he was making the move he was making the grand gesture saying that he was like oh you'd be such a good girlfriend had you taken those and you looked at him and you said I want to spend my last however many months or days or weeks with you I guarantee you no other bitches would have been walking up to his room but the fact that you literally took his gift and he felt like a fucking loser creeper for even doing it you said it yourself you're like why is he doing this but I think it's also kind of like you got to internally reflect emotionally it seems like

this hurt you probably because you were a little bit in your feels and that's fine but like we all have emotions that's completely fine um but you got to recognize that you were not giving him anything to work with so it's like how much longer did you want him to wait for you to leave oh so should he have waited to start fucking more girls until you left well why it's not like you guys were boyfriend and girlfriend or it's not even like you guys were exclusive you made it clear this is just sex so i'm confused when is the part where you guys decided you're only fucking each other you say that's what you were doing but then why are you getting mad about him with other girls I think daddy gang this is a an amazing topic and I'm not trying to shit on you I just think that

saying you're fine with just a fuck then you have zero right to ever comment and get butthurt about him fucking another girl. And I think that when you called him out, that is something daddy gang, you never call a man out that you're not dating. What, what is that? If anything, what I would have done is do the psychotic. I think Lindsay Lohan did it you buy yourself flowers and you buy yourself a teddy bear and you have it in your apartment and you invite him over and it's different than his and it's next to his it's literally placed right next to his

and he's like oh you got more and you're like oh yeah it's, it's from my other friend. And it's like, oh, so there's more men either do that. Or what about if you don't give a fuck, why don't you have another guy over? That is the message, a text message, bitching him out. No, no, no. The message is you getting fucked by another guy. If you wanted to like kind of play the game, that would have been it. You, oh, you're going to fuck. And I'm'm gonna listen to you all night guess what bitch i will raise that volume tenfold you will not be sleeping for the last month that i am in this complex motherfucker listen to me moan and squirt on this guy's dick if that's how you wanted to play it you totally could have but instead you sent a really emotionally charged text for what he's not your boyfriend he doesn't owe you anything and you made it clear you don't want anything so why are

we even upset daddy i love you all right i'm not trying to shit but we got to be real we got to keep it fucking straight i'm so happy that you wrote in though i hope that gives you some type of clarity but never and i repeat never ask a man if he wants his goddamn fucking flowers and teddy bear back no no no no no no you have a man that you're fucking come all over the teddy bear and then you leave it and put it out in the fucking trash can and when he walks outside and sees the fucking teddy bear that he bought you covered in fucking cum, he'll know. He'll get the fucking heads up. All right, daddy. I love you.

Stay savage. I wish you well on your next endeavor. Let me know if you guys liked hearing from a daddy gang member. Go easy on our daddy gang members. They're easing in. They're getting comfortable. We're getting comfortable. Okay.

Okay. comfortable we're getting comfortable okay okay um this is a quick like psa to everyone listening to my podcast because i feel like i feel like you guys are smart enough to know this but i just had to say it just for any daddy gang member because i don't want you guys getting um i don't know fucking scammed there is this thing that influencers are doing and it's really pissing me the fuck off I'm pretty sure Alexis Ren did it and like I know there's like a bunch of other people doing it okay do you see when people in their um on their Instagram with millions millions of followers are like guys text me you can text me text this number and we can have like intimate texting conversations okay so I know I shouldn't have to say but I just want to say because it's like really shocking to me that people actually do this so you're not texting Alexis Ren like you're not you're not texting jake paul like this is not

that's not that's not a thing um you're literally getting bodied messages um and they're using this thing so that they can get your email address and your fucking phone number it's because they're about to come out with something so i saw like alexis ren do it and then all of a sudden she came out with that workout plan so they automatically all of a sudden you have like a fucking email from them which again listen you gotta hustle and like you gotta make your money and you're you want to get people's information so you can reach out to them to let them know new dropping shit but to do it this way i'm pretty sure alexis ren has literally like 19 million fucking followers and she's like yeah guys text me we'll we're gonna have like one-on-one convos no no you're literally not

you're you're never gonna talk to alexis reines do you guys are you are we all on the same page so everyone listening when your favorite influencer is like guys text me a quick little chat i hope people aren't that fucking dumb that they're like, guys, I'm texting Alexis Ren. This is amazing. And like jacking off to her text messages. Sweetheart, you're not. No, no, nope. That's not a number that they ever will be texting you from.

It's someone else. And it's just to get your information. Okay. Chalk. Dan. Blair. Lily. and it's just to get your information okay chalk dan blair lily rufus alex didn't do questions of the week last week and i know i know chuck i know that you all fucking missed it motherf Motherfuckers, introducing your favorite segment, my favorite segment, all of our favorite fucking segments. I like the fucking good.

Questions of the week, son, baby. Questions of the week, son, baby. Okay, guys, questions of the week. Hey, daddy, my clit is so sensitive when I'm masturbating so I can never finish. It can even hurt after a while from the sensitivity. Can you suggest a technique to help me get off or even a vibrator that would do the trick? Oh, sweetie, you've come to the right fucking place yes i have an amazing amazing gadget for you um the womanizer it basically is you hold on to it and at the top of it there's this little opening and it like blows out air onto your clit and you're supposed to just lightly hold it there

so the lowest lowest lowest setting if you have really sensitive clit would probably be the best for you and it's just light air and it feels really good, if you have really sensitive clit, would probably be the best for you. And it's just light air and it feels really good. Then if you want, you can ramp it up a tiny bit and the air intensifies a little bit. And then it will also pulsate a little bit on your clit. And it's really fucking amazing. So if I was you, yeah, the Womanizer is the tits. I have one and I had never used it until recently.

And I was like, oh, wait, shit. Like, I love my vibrator, but it's nice to switch it up. And it's like a very different sensation on my clit. And I like it. Oh my God. This makes me so sad. Okay, guys, we have a potential cheating situation. Listen to the story. Daddy gang, let me know what you think. Cause I'm like, Oh, I feel so bad for this girl. Okay, this girl wrote in and she goes, help. Something super sketchy happened last night. I was at my boyfriend's house and after we finished having sex, I got out of the bed and on the floor was an unwrapped condom. We've been dating for over a year, so we don't use condoms anymore, though I do know that

they are in a box in his room from the beginning of our relationship i was obviously like why the fuck is there a condom on the floor he came over to me and picked up the condom and coolly walked to the bathroom to throw it out he held it up and was like i don't think it's used and tossed it in the garbage he was really confused and could not give me an answer as to why I was there. He literally insisted that it wasn't him I brought it up again and the next day he still insisted that he had no idea where it came from I asked him if maybe he jerked off with it and was embarrassed or if it was one of his friends just playing a joke But he insisted no

I know there is no obvious sign of cheating, but it just seems so unlike him It sounds so fucking narcissistic, but I know he really likes me. You know when you just know that a guy really cares about you. I am so confused. And when I try to talk about it or call him out on anything that bothers me, he gets defensive and he just turns the argument around by making me feel bad for calling him out. Dear God, help. Okay. round by making me feel bad or calling him out for calling him out dear god help okay my initial reaction when reading this story is this is a really bad sign

so just to quickly clear your suspicions. Number one, no guy in the world is willingly going to jerk off with a condom on their dick. That's just like that's not the guys hate condoms on their dick. So if they're alone and they can just not have a con like that's it's not we're not that's never in the equation. OK, so that's not happening. Part two, guys, friends. OK, don't jokingly put condoms in their friends rooms on the ground. That's, um, it's not really their pastime. It's not really something guys think to do as like a funny joke, especially if their friend has a girlfriend. Okay. So it's just not

really, that's okay. We covered that. Um, the fact that it was unwrapped if it was just on the ground and it was in the package that we would be having a different conversation the fact that it was unwrapped why would a fucking condom be on the ground opened it literally makes no sense um i think that the biggest red flag is that he's being super defensive and won't have a conversation about it i it's so men are so dumb but men are so fucking easy to read sometimes with this shit um if he hadn't if he was not trying to avoid this conversation he would be like babe i literally have no idea i am so fucking sorry like what you think i cheated i didn't i swear on my life you can go through my phone you can go through everything on god i didn't cheat

on you he's not doing that so i feel so bad to say this but i think he's cheating on you i if i were you because you found literally evidence right there i would ask him if you could see his phone and if he's like no fuck you like literally get out of my fucking face you have your answer there um and also i am so sorry i even asked you to ask for his phone i literally am disgusted with myself that i even just told you to ask for the phone the phone will have nothing you sit on the bed and you say I think you're cheating on me and I need proof that you're not because I don't believe you for a second and then you pull out his iPad and you tell him to open it right then and there you say open your iPad right now and hand it to me and if you don't this relationship is over and i promise you he's gonna turn white

as a ghost because i've done this to a guy before and i'm so sorry but you're probably gonna see exactly who that condom was being used on and he honestly since it didn't look like it was used he probably fucking took it off mid-fuck and just kept fucking her oh my god i hate this i'm so fucking sorry you deserve better but anybody listening to this if you found a sign like this and you are sick to your stomach and you don't know what to do you cannot continue to have this in the back of your mind and wonder if they're cheating oh this is kind of interesting okay daddy Alex my two best guy friends always talk about how they want to Eiffel Tower a girl together before they graduate college. And I really want that girl to be me. Any tips on how to be Eiffel Towered? I have one year to make this happen and I want it to be the best sex they've had in their life okay so um this is interesting i think that if you are their like lady friend and your two guy friends i'm gonna go ahead and say that they have no fucking idea that you want to do this

you listen to them talking about this and most girls would be like you guys are fucking gross stop it so the fact that you're like i want to be the girl i i want it to be me choose me pick me um i think what you do is you i'm sorry but like not to condone alcohol but you need to be fucked up kind of for this okay like you guys need to be drinking especially that your friends you're not doing this like eiffel tower situation sober okay so you hang out with them solo just you guys and have like a drinking night play some games um have the lights down set the mood and then you need to say something along the lines of like you know it's really funny I know you guys always say blah blah is your goal and I've always wanted to be that girl and then you kind of need

to initiate it and maybe you go in and start hooking up with one of them the thing is is that neither of those guys is going to initiate this with you you're literally their friend they're not thinking like you're going to be down um but what I can tell you is there's no way that they wouldn't be down with you so you got to be the one to initiate and then um and then enjoy I mean that's kind of let me know how it goes I'm interested okay oh this is a good one okay so I have been with my boyfriend for a year and I can count on one hand how many times he's gone down on me I constantly give him head whenever he wants I even wake him up in the middle of the night or in. I constantly give him head whenever he wants.

I even wake him up in the middle of the night or in the morning by giving him head. I've brought it up a couple times, but nothing really changed. Is there something I should do or do I throw the whole man away? Oh, bitch, you're ready to get rid of him. Okay. Oh, let me think about this. I feel like it's so weird to me. If a man expects his dick to get sucked, then why the fuck do you not think that you need to put your head down there and go to town on my clit? Like I just don't, it doesn't, it doesn't really make sense to me so if I were you let me think about this okay here she comes crazy Alex um this is what I would do you say you've brought it up

before and nothing's changed so now you got to ramp it up and torture this man start almost like initiating sex and you start to literally go down to give him head okay and right when his dick is hard as fuck you're only going to lick the tip a little bit like the ultimate tease like lightly lick on the tip of his dick kiss it even just a kiss because guys will go crazy over that then stop look up and say never mind and then get up and walk out and he's gonna be like what the fuck and you're gonna be like i don't get mine so you don't get yours and guess it's gonna be sex from now on and then just walk the fuck out he is going to get the message i promise you then if he hasn't heard you sometimes you know men have selective hearing we can talk a lot they don't really hear much but i promise you if your mouth is about to go down on his dick and you stop midway and get the fuck up and leave that guy with

his hard dick in his own fucking hand he is gonna look at you and be like bitch lay down i'm gonna fucking eat your pussy because there's no way if he enjoys your head there's no fucking way he's gonna allow the head game to stop just because he's not giving you yours because it's not like you're asking for something crazy it's you're literally trying to you're asking for something fair okay it's like you get yours i should get mine sex is mutual but like why am I not getting any fucking head? You're getting hit. Why am I not getting head? Okay. My clit's more important than your fucking stupid dick. All right, daddy gang, that is it for this week. Boom, boom, boom. Um, we're back in action. I have some very exciting shit coming up, potentially a little trip to potentially go

have some guests on the fucking show. I'm excited. I think it's interesting because I want to mix in Daddy Gang and I want to mix in other people and I'm not even I don't even want to have like celebrities on the show. I'm looking at people that I can find that are going to bring something to this show for the Daddy Gang. Like I want to know when I'm going into these interviews that this person is going to connect with you guys in some way and like you're gonna leave having felt something from the episode um i'm not just gonna fucking have like j-lo on to have j-lo what the fuck would j-lo say on the show i not no offense to j-lo your amazing girlfriend but like

you know what i mean so um i'm so excited too because i officially moved into my apartment i've never had sex in this apartment so i'm gonna have to christen it and who am i gonna christen it with that is the biggest fucking question of my life maybe it will be the man because he is coming to town soon so i will keep you guys updated on that i love you guys go follow me on social media it's alexandra cooper go follow call her daddy it's call her daddy dada papa poppy okay i love you guys so much i will see you fuckers next wednesday