Call Her Daddy - 9 - Faking O’s and Threesomes-Oh My!

Episode Date: November 7, 2018

In this weeks episode, the duo addresses their families disapproval of them and revisit the subject of nudes. They also discuss the hard truth about faking O's and everyone's favorite topic- threesomes-ending with some of the craziest #daddygang stories yet.

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy happy no not november everybody i mean that doesn't apply to us, right? We can still masturbate. Unless you refer to your orgasm as a nut, I'm pretty sure women can still participate. Okay, so we're good. Okay, so guys, we're back at it again. Alex and Sophia, call her daddy. What is up, guys? Happy Wednesday.

I need to go home for Thanksgiving. My mom thinks that I have lost it i'm sure if you guys have heard the podcast you could see how parents would be a little bit concerned my mother has lost her mind thinking that i am so far gone yeah she told me the other day that she knows that alex and i will be approached to do a porno that's fine okay that's fine she said we would be approached okay but it's what followed up that concerned me she said you know what you girls might get offered like a million dollars and i'm sure you guys have contemplated doing it i'm sure you guys have contemplated doing it wow mom and then this is what else she said she said

how is a porno that different than what you girls are doing now i don't know i just have this weird feeling that seeing a dick going in and out of your daughter's vagina may be a little bit different than maybe it's describing maybe a teeny bit like a dry hand job or like the occasional like hey let's go no no no no and that's how i know my mom's lost it she full-blown thinks that we are going to do a porno okay well my parents literally were so casually trying to be like we're not gonna go to like the big family thanksgiving this year we're gonna keep it small and i know god damn well i want to be like mom dad we're not going to the family thanksgiving because your daughter has ruined the cooper family name because i talk about dick for a living now so you're welcome mom and dad happy thanksgiving let's flip the turkey so fuck us all right moving story all right so last last

week we talked about profiles i mean the past two weeks we've talked about dm profiles and your instagram whatever we have a couple comments that we want to make regarding those profiles because we we have a we have a lot going on all right first and foremost we've had guys dm us being like holy shit i hear you about the solo shots but at the same time we I think that we made a little bit of a mistake there when we said solo shot we just meant first of all you can't have a lot of them no they have to be few and far between also they can't look forced yeah guys listen if you go on vacation if you go to Paris if you go to paris if you go to the even the beach like it is totally acceptable to pose and have someone take a picture of you when you're out exploring the world if you

live in new york city and you are posting up against a blank wall with your one foot up on the wall looking to the left and your caption is right if it looks like someone gave you direction absolutely that's when it's a no so we apologize to clarify you can have a few solo shots and and also please do because some of the profiles that we went and looked at we'll get into that in a second but like we went and looked at some of your profiles and there were times where i was like who the hell are we looking at yeah you have to have a solo or even if it's like a picture with a like your mom or like at least a dog or something just to like differentiate between you and all of your group photos right we apologize for that guys make sure that you have

some type of solo picture it just can't look like a fashion nova ad exactly and you're not a girl organic not forced natural and you can't have too many number one question we've had from some guys is like what do i do if i'm balding this is not something to be super self-conscious about not at all and like we're pretty with it girls and i'm like no no babe no you shave your head yeah and you move on with your life yeah don't i mean especially if you're balding don't look like you're holding on for dear life no don't have the comb over with no pieces of hair to the right and you're like still got that honestly still got that hair baby you know how many hot guys i know that are bald oh my god it doesn't change anything shave it the fuck off who is the

victoria secret models um rosie huntington white oh my god her husband is so hot also i have hooked up with bald guys before and i'm like you're so fucking hot yeah you guys have to not overthink it also going in to let's talk about beards i think every girl will agree scruff is so hot i mean i think almost most of the guys i hook up with they always have scruff i prefer scruff a beard i think but also if you can't grow facial hair don't a beard. I think, but also if you can't grow facial hair, don't have facial hair, but we're just saying if you can grow a beard, grow a beard. Okay. This is also reminding me of tattoos. Cause I know some people have written in about that as well. Oh my God. Okay. I think most of the guys, I think like one or two guys

I've ever hooked up with haven't had them, but almost every other guy I have, I've ever hooked up with has tattoos. like i am so into tattoos but i think that's almost another thing like don't force it if it's not right your thing yeah i don't i don't think i think it can be really hot but i also it's not one of those things that i'm like oh my god like unless he has tattoos i'm not into it the guy that you once hook up with oh i oh that see that was a little too much i remember i was hooking up with this guy that you once hook up with oh i oh that see that was a little too much i remember i was hooking up with this guy that was tatted up from head to toe like i remember his entire ass was covered in tattoos and it was a little bit freaked me out like if

he's naked i'm like oh i don't know so like okay alex you could not pull off a tattoo and i couldn't either i really couldn't like the guy i've been talking to for almost three years i probably keep coming back to him because i think he's so hot because he has like a full sleeve tattoo and he can rock it because he's like a little tan yeah looks great me with a full sleeve tattoo good night goodbye i'm cutting myself if you have super fair skin and light blonde hair i think it makes it a little bit harder i agree maybe we don't need to get into that i think the whole thing about tattoos is like just make sure like my brother couldn't pull off the top there are people that can pull off tattoos so guys asking about the beards and

the tattoos it's you gotta just know your style know yourself i think maybe or not so let us just transition into the lovely topic the universal topic of nudes okay so Sophia and I were talking about there is a few things about nudes that we have been asked first of all guys are wondering when is the appropriate time to ask for nudes and how do I go about it and girls are asking us hey guys when should I send a nude when is the appropriate time to send a nude so we've got a couple thoughts about this yeah we've always got a couple thoughts about things so first of all let's talk about guys guys asking for nudes now Sophia and I were talking about this because listen there it needs to be subtle guys you can't straight up be like hey let me see that ass shot

let me see the titty oh my god no fucking shot no if a guy came at me with that it's done good night goodbye block done so this is the best way guys i think personally to ask for nudes indirectly you want to you want her to believe that you're interested in something other than her tits and her ass and her pussy so make her believe make her believe so what you're gonna do guys is when you start talking to her you're gonna ask her for that beloved selfie hey babe i just want to see your face i love that face send me that face send me that yeah a pic of your face selfie whatever yeah and you make her believe like jesus christ you make her believe that you really just want to see her face tell her how much you make her believe you care okay as a girl in your mind we will send you a selfie because we're like

oh my god he wants to see my face he wants to see that whatever and then once we've sent you a selfie and you ask for it a couple more times yeah girls subconsciously because i am a 100 i am absolutely once he's like the third time like babe let me see that face like send me a selfie i naturally as a woman want to top my last selfie. And therefore, maybe my third selfie, I don't know. A little cleavage. Maybe there's a little cleavage. And then the fourth one, there I am with an ass shot in the mirror. And holy shit, he thought he was getting a fucking face pic.

And you see my goddamn thong in my ass. I want to emphasize you need to leave a certain amount of time from when you ask for the selfie of her face to the nude because i've had guys that are like oh my god let me see that face and two seconds later they're like let me see that ass and i'm like more goodbye goodbye also i want to bring this up because it kind of depends what guy you're dealing with all right especially older men i know from experience that i've kind of mentioned sending a nude yeah and i've maybe sent one of like my tits or my ass and the guy will literally go oh my god so cute so cute tits and then i'm a little taken aback. I'm like, oh, cute. I didn't know that my tits exposed were a cute phenomenon. I thought maybe, you know, a sexy.

Sexy. I want to fuck that. Exactly. No, no, no, cute. And sometimes if you're fucking with a real savage, he might be like, okay, your tits are cute, but what about the video of you bent over with a toy in your ass and your fingers going in and out of your vagina?

Hi. And then you're really like thrown for a loop. You're like, what type of nude am I supposed to be doing? I didn't know I was supposed to be getting it in the ass by myself over here in my bed. And you wanted that. Yes. You know what I mean? OK, well, perfect example.

We were talking about this. I was talking to an older guy and I was joking around with him and I was like oh well i was gonna send you a nude and he looked at me like i said i was gonna like kill someone he was like why would you do that and i was like i and he's like sweet why would you disrespect yourself like that i'm like i don't know i just wanted to fucking degrade myself so you thought i was hot and you'd want to fuck me i don't know i don't know so i'm like I don't know I just wanted to fucking degrade myself so you thought I was hot and you'd want to fuck me I don't know I don't know so I'm like okay immature Alex right oh my god how dare I try to send a fucking video my pussy so you just need to you just need to know what crowd you're working with evaluate the crowd so moral of the story is I'm thinking the crowd listening to this guys just be so subtle and don't force it because if you keep asking her for selfies

naturally girls if they're they have any bit of nasty in them they will end up sending you a nude because they're going to want to top the selfie over the selfie over the body shot to the news now girls let's talk about when is it appropriate to send a nude Sophia and I have talked about this a lot and of course every situation is different but I think the general consensus is the best time to hit them with a nude is when they least expect it that's when it's gonna be the sexiest is when a guy had no clue that it was coming his way and he literally opens up his phone and you have sent him a nude exactly if you've sent him selfies if you've been playing that game and then out of

nowhere he's you haven't talked for like right two hours and you send him that ass shot you send him the video of you with the vibrator and the v and it's like oh yeah and when you catch him off guard that's when it's gonna be the sexiest also i want to talk about the face in the nude we've we're in a time where you should never be putting your face in a nude people can hack into anything and you know what i only think this is a blessing in disguise i was talking to alex about it and i'm like when you have to worry about your body looking hot that's one thing when you also have to you know factor in your face dear god do you like oh my god i've seen my guy friends have shown me nudes and there have been girls that are doing the duck face oh my god with their

tits in it and i'm like full-blown like smiling you're on like the yearbook photo and you're like hi like tits and then a smile like a full-blown family portrait smile it's so not cute at all i i'm like should i throw up like the double peace sign smile with like my tits and they put the peace sign next to your v it's like vvb so it's like no listen girls i think the best thing i always think the best thing also if you're gonna do anything with the face just have your phone almost covering your facial expression so they can see your hair and And it just makes it easier. But that's just so awkward when a girl's like full blown like,

hi, I love my family and I go to Christian Mass every Sunday and you can see me smiling. But also you can see my full blown vagina. I don't know what's worse, smiling in a nude or duck face in a nude. But then also when you're doing this sexy face and you're like, you look so try hard. Yeah, like you're having an orgasm by yourself in your bathroom. And like you're about to go out with your family to dinner just cut it the fuck out girls so guys moral of the story is make sure you plan your nudes be so just be so subtle about it because eventually it will come yeah everyone is a naturally horny motherfucker remember that girls are horny guys are horny and if you're asking for pictures everyone really knows where

this is leading it's more so just a matter of when and where and it's all about taking and also what kind of nude because you might come across a nasty motherfucker who doesn't care about tits or ass he wants full vagina lips spread open okay goodbye goodbye moving well i was gonna say don't get uncomfortable sophia because we're moving into a very nice topic oh um sophia let's talk about faking orgasms oh it's the time oh my god guys are this is really gonna hurt listen i want to talk about this and every single man listening right now on your commute to work, while you're working out, whatever you're doing and you're about to X out because you're like, oh, I'm not about to listen to that.

Right. Strap yourself up, bitch boy. And don't fucking fast forward because if you're a real man, you're about to listen to this shit because we're giving it as it is. We're telling you. We're going to tell you how it is. And we're also going to help you out. So a couple months ago, I was talking to my best guy friend who is an absolute savage.

He fucks everything. He fucks younger girls. He fucks milfs. He's disgusting. But when I gave it to him straight and I said, listen to me when I tell you out of 10 girls that you have fucked i am gonna say eight of them fake to know i'm sorry alex i would sadly say 9.5 have faked to know out of the 10 that's that's how fucked up it's gone it is and you know his response he literally when i was telling this to him guys he goes stop

cooper stop stop stop he's covering his ears he's like don't tell me no no no he's he is so upset he's like i can't listen to this because my ego can't take it there's no way every girl's faking you know and i'm like i love you to death i bet your stroke game is so fucking on point but it doesn't matter because they're faking it and the thing is guys you guys can stick your dick in a couch cushion and come it doesn't work that way for girls okay it doesn't the reason that this whole thing was brought up alex i'm so sorry i'm gonna expose one of our really good friends right now. I have to do it. All right. Our friend called us. He's a guy. He's a guy.

We love you. We love you. He listens to the podcast. We love you. But we just need to expose this whole thing. He's talking to us about a girl that he hooked up with. And he says, the sex must have been amazing because the girl came four times. The girl came four times the girl came four times ha ha that's not a fucking thing okay this is the thing guys and i feel so fucked up for saying this and i feel bad for guys that have ever said this because

trust issues are about to have trust issues are about to happen if a guy comes at you and says that he made a girl come four times naturally guys are like oh damn fuck yeah he fucked meanwhile girls are like she didn't come once and that was the worst sex of her life yes the liar i would rather hear from a guy oh my god this girl had one amazing incredible orgasm because the moment i hear you say four times i'm like this girl was lying through her teeth while she was fucking listen folks maybe i would say one out of a hundred girls comes four times especially on a one night stand situation guys listen it is quality over quantity which sophia and i've said yeah like i feel bad for the guys that are like my stroke game it's it's far it's almost impossible to make a girl come four times so like we've said you guys can and okay here we go it is so easy for

guys to come so i don't want guys to think we're shitting on all of you like we're not saying you're fucking her wrong. It's just really hard for girls to come. That is. So you may be fucking her. Great. However, I would just want to say every single girl has been there. Girls, we've been laying there.

It may be the best sex ever. It may be the worst sex ever. Don't you think that we should say something that girls don't necessarily have to come for the sex to be amazing okay yeah sex can be great without an orgasm yes okay so every single girl has been there and it's the sad truth but it's the truth there is a point where a woman decides i'm not gonna be able to come I can't orgasm so all of us have been there when you mentally decide I'm about to have to fake this orgasm right and it's it's not it's so I think second nature for all of us at this point it's not even hard some fake it better than others but so there is a point where you decide you're like all right without directly telling him that he needs to hurry up you're gonna tell him

that you're about to come right and so you're gonna do the whole oh my god babe i'm about to come and what happens is you're trying to basically get him to come with you right because once a girl says oh my god babe like i'm about to come this it gives the guy the okay that he can come absolutely because any gentleman out there will hold off until the girl has finished absolutely and also at the same time that's pretty much one of the hottest things during sex for a guy is watching the girl come from his penis okay absolutely yes so the worst goddamn thing girls is when you're like i'm about to fake this so it's gonna be the best thing ever he's gonna come with me it's gonna end we can move forward we can go get food and you fake your

goddamn oh you're like here we go baby you fake the oh and you look up at him and he doesn't fucking come with you and you're like no fucking way i just faked the morning i grabbed the sheets i grabbed him everything you fake your o and the goddamn guy doesn't fucking come so alex alex at this point we do something very creative and this might really crush guys around the world everywhere well first of all this is exactly where the whole i just came for time thing happens we're going for round two, ladies. Yeah. I mean, you have to fake another one. But this one is going to be a little bit different. Absolutely going to be different because you're going to include him. This is what you're going to do, ladies. You obviously have to

space it out. So your second orgasm doesn't look fake as shit. You can't just be like, oh my God, I'm going to come again two seconds later. Here we go, babe. So what you're going to do is you are going to include the guy in this orgasm because you're pretty much telling him that he's going to come with you. Okay. Because it's sexy. It's you coming still. And it's pretty much in a roundabout way without directly telling him he's going to come.

Absolutely. Because I think a lot of guys get freaked out if you're like, are you going to come? Yes. So this is what you do. Ladies. Okay. You're going to look at him. You're going to look up at him.

And you're going to start to fake your O again. Here we go. but this time instead of saying babe i'm gonna come you're gonna look up at him and you're going to say oh my god baby i'm gonna come again and i want you to come with me when you tell them you want them to come with you a guy is like no shit at the same time that shit's hot as fuck exactly let's go yes it's almost it's like you try to do it in unison you're like synchronized swimming you're like okay and five six seven eight and come come on let's go one two here we go one two let's go here we go babe why aren't you coming i'm coming but i'm not come

and let's go it's imperative that you come with me why aren't you coming and when they don't come you're literally looking at them and you're like why i have now faked my second oh and you are dry as fuck and i at this point i'm also dry as fuck but i'm trying to fake that i am fucking coming and you're not working with me and that is the word no seriously is there anything worse when you as a woman when you're biggest oh my god how many times have you been there alex and you do the whole like synchronized coming and then it's like done and you're like did you come and he's like nope nope and you're like okay i actually go fuck myself now because i pulled

out all the stops and you are not fucking coming no and then you're like oh my god i have to somehow fake a third believable orgasm this is so fucked up now that we're talking about it god damn truth so now comes the third one and i think this is when we're going to tell girls breaking it down we are the most hypocritical fucking podcast out there because at one point we're like, honestly, leave him if he can't make you owe. And now we're about to be like, so girls, this is the exact way of how to fake an O.

I think we can say it really quickly. It's so easy, girl. There's a couple things. Well, first of all, fuck the whole porn. If you start screaming bloody murder, oh my God, it's not believable. If he pulls out in a second and stares at you and he's like why are you screaming especially if he like sticks it in for two

seconds and you're like oh my god i'm coming no no there's some super simple things yeah number one you're gonna tense up your entire body yes number two you're gonna clench your vagina yes number three don't just start screaming out of nowhere you're gonna start heavily breathing make it seem natural your breath is gonna get a little bit heavier you're gonna start moaning a little bit louder and then you can be loud but not like bloody murder screaming like grab his thigh unless that's a real orgasm for me then you go girl you go girl but if it's not then fuck that shit yeah grab his thigh grab the sheets kind of like don't throw your head back like you just got like jolted on a roller coaster like ease that shit back like right you know make it believable but also ease into it

and then as it's about to happen you guys you need to be like out of breath every guy all they want to do is see you come so if you can try to make them believe guys think it's a cool thing if you can come together this is so fucked up but yes this is all true oh my god there are trust issues coming from this podcast i want to come in and interject because i don't want guys to feel discouraged and be like every girl i'm hooking up with is faking it no guys if you listen to alex and i on this podcast we are going to give you every way to make sure that she's not faking it number one okay the cooch gobbler aka eating her out yeah if you are making sure that you're being attentive to her clit with your mouth with your

fingers etc before you get into the sex your likelihood of making her come goes up tenfold yeah this is seriously important you have to understand like for a girl foreplay is so important right because guys you love getting your dick sucked okay great well girls love to get eaten out because we need a certain amount of time to get in the mood we need to be mentally and physically stimulated in order to get there where guys, like we said, you can stick your dick in a couch cushion and you can cum. We need a lot more than that.

So you need to take care of her clit before. For sure. And then you cannot neglect her clit after. During sex, you still need to keep her clit stimulated the whole time this is one of the biggest issues with sex don't you feel like some guys they think they they kill the game they're down on your pussy they're like oh i just ate her out i killed it and then you guys start fucking and he literally forgets you even have a clit he just thinks he can fuck you and then you're gonna come it's like no you have to understand guys like it needs to be stimulated the entire time whether you're using your hand girls you can use your own

hand or guys can use theirs i think one of the best ways to do it is girls get on top because that way you're in control you can rub your clay on his stomach when you're humping him that's another thing. I know a lot of girls think they're supposed to just like bounce up and down. No. No. You need to like go back and forth rocking chair style. You need to like rub yourself on him. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. There you go. Rocking chair style. Girls, going up and down should only be happening when you're getting your squats in that day, which one of my exes like to say. Okay. Get your squats in, baby.

We're all sexually aroused in this room right now. We are. You get your squats in that day which one of my exes like to say okay your squats in baby we're all sexually aroused in this room right now don't you get your squats in you literally should be squatting and then you're going up and down don't just be like going up and down with your knees on the bed you should be feet on the bed squatting okay but that's not but that's yeah that doesn't stimulate your i think when girls are on top they really need to focus on like humping going back and forth as opposed to up and down i think one of my biggest um i would suggest girls i think guys also think this is hot but fuck that because this is what will help you if you guys are on top use your fucking fingers because you know what you like best and help your clout for yourself and guys are going to think that's so hot if you lean back you're on top

you're touching your clit he's gonna be like oh my god this is so fucking hot and then what i usually do because i think guys appreciate it is you get in your rhythm and you take his hand right and you put it there so he understands where to go and exactly what motion to do and that helps him out understand what you want and then you're also getting what you want so yeah okay this is one of the hottest things you can do if you're a guy is if you like grab her hips while she's on top of you and you kind of force her down onto you and kind of like rock her back and forth and you're pretty much forcing her to like rub her clit on you yeah i'm sweating you're literally moving her back and forth like shifting her back and forth yes thank you for showing us and girls will be like oh my god and

her clit's gonna be activated because it's on you boom boom unbelievable tips from the call her daddy girls yet again no this is not porn huh okay okay so that's just like a couple things about the clit that we oh also by the way guys just little side note please dear god for all that is holy and all of our clits cut your goddamn fingernails if you're gonna go down south on a woman clit sensitivity i don't even know why we should have to throw this in here at this point but listen guys clits are like this like magical creature right they don't understand it i'm not you know an expert in anatomy i just

know there's a million i'm not gonna say a million a lot of nerve endings in your clit don't be overly gentle but err more on the gentle side then going in there like pinching biting no when i see people dm us being like this guy bit my clit i'm already checking myself into the hospital i'm like what do you mean bit your clit guys just be careful that's all we have to say yeah just be sensitive and i think this is another thing like ask the girl babe do you like that how does that feel it's like imagine when a girl's giving you head if she looks up at you and you're like she's like babe do you like that how does that feel it's like imagine when a girl's giving you head if she looks up at you and you're like she's like babe do you like that it's the same thing for a girl girls also have reached out to us being like how do i articulate to a guy like what i want in the bedroom speak up they think it's so hot fucking hot guys it's so hot when you're like

babe i want you to do this to me because at the end of the day all he wants to do is please you right you know what i mean so girls get after it guys get after it and just let's all get after it let's set those in no not november you can't all right now it's time to talk about threesomes so first of all with threesomes i just wanted to say there is a culture of threesomes that we want to talk about i think a lot of girls aren't into them specifically because if you're talking about it with their husband or their boyfriend they can get jealous or also sometimes girls just have this connotation in their mind that oh my god threesomes are so nasty and i don't want to be known as doing a threesome guys on the opposite

spectrum of threesomes this is i think almost every man's ultimate fantasy right we want to just put it out there that call her daddy approves of the right kind of threesome we are a judgment free zone we really are so i want to put you guys in a little situation because we're going to get into the whole threesome situation if you're in a relationship or you're married but first we want to just dive into threesomes as if we're talking about two girls and one guy girls let's put yourself in this situation you and your girlfriend you're just trying to get after it you want to try a threesome i think sofia you and i can both agree every girl has a little bit of lesbian in them yeah i think girls have thought about it absolutely what did we talk about the other day the porn porn i've heard that the number one watched porn for girls is girl on girl porn i think there's a number of reasons i think because a lot of porn is geared towards guys

so it kind of freaks girls out but also who knows a vagina better than a girl absolutely right so girls listen if you and a friend you want to pick a guy and just go for it and don't worry about the guy you have to understand every single living male organism is going to say yes to a threesome with you and your friend so say there's a guy that's out of your league say he's a 10 and you may be a 7 and your friend's a 7 let me give you a couple numbers here girls if you're a 7 and simple math simple math if you're a 7 and your friend is a 7 7 plus 7 equals 14 he's a 10 boom it's done now you're out of his league now you're his fantasy and now you're about to be his best story to his guy friends goodbye done best right in the game there's no way there's no way

a 10 is gonna turn down a 14 it's just not possible seven plus seven baby so girls get after i don't think there's anything wrong with threesomes people know weird thing about it no i think with threesomes i think what's really important is what happens during and after the threesome yes let's talk about it you know what i mean well because you and i have talked about it keeps sounding like you're about to be like you and i have done so me and sophia are about to go do a song no okay so basically we understand there are some people in relationships that would never try this but we are just putting it out there that adding a third person to the bedroom can be an awesome addition.

Right. It can really, really spice things up. It's done right. This is going to sound fucked up, and I don't think a lot of podcasts would say this, but if you are the woman in the relationship and you're feeling a little bit insecure and intimidated and scared, pick a bitch that's uglier than you. Boom. Boom. Done. I said it. Very simple. It is. little bit insecure and intimidated and scared pick a bitch that's uglier than you boom done i said it very simple it is if you're an eight you know grab like a six and you know what we

say about fives and sixes she'll be a nastier bitch in bed okay get on your dick and leave you don't want to do a threesome with some 10 who wants you to cater to her unless unless you're super confident and you want that 10 to come in because you know she's super skilled in bedroom to teach you in your mansion and then when she leaves you guys can carry that on to your next sex escapade without her i i personally think maybe i'm gonna go for the two maybe no i was thinking like i don't know if i'd rather like a megan fox situation or if i want like a real freak who's like a sick i mean i don't know if i'd rather like a megan fox situation or if i want like a real freak who's like a sick i mean i don't know they're both listen i think if you're gonna try the three

smell go for both and see which is your cup of tea honestly just try them both out anyways yeah go for some that's what we're trying to say fuck a threesome it's all about the foursome these days okay anyway so sophia let's talk about threesome etiquette okay if you and your man want to bring a girl into the bedroom this is so fucking important you guys if your girl decides that she wants to try out a threesome you better act like she is queen elizabeth wait before this goes on what make sure we let the guy know you really should never be the one to ask for a threesome all right let your girl bring it up because do not be like babe i want to try a threesome yeah fucking punch you in the face

i remember a guy asked us like what's the best way to approach it men i think all you can do is express that you think it's hot but you can never ask for it ever yes yes so i think during the threesome yeah i'm not an expert but i'm pretty positive that you need to make sure that your girlfriend or your wife feels like she's number one with that said you cannot let the third girl feel neglected it's this tricky thing i think the little things we've talked about is guys if you're in the bedroom say you're fucking the third girl you need to make sure little things even like making eye contact with your woman is probably the biggest thing when you're fucking the other girl look at your woman and make sure she knows you're thinking about her while you're fucking this girl

i think a really big key is to just say babe this is so hot what you're doing you look so hot you look so sexy yeah you know what i mean it's so important guys because what happens is in that moment and it's natural and it should happen that your girl gets a little jealous that's okay but i've heard that the jealousy aspect in a threesome is almost a turn on. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Absolutely.

Which I could see. Well, the whole thing about guys wanting to watch their girl fuck another girl in front of another guy in front of them. Right. We could talk about that. We'll talk about that in a later episode. Yes. The etiquette after the threesome.

Yes. I think how you treat it after is almost more important post threesome. I agree. You need to bow down to your fucking girlfriend or wife. Don't fuck it up. You need, this girl just did this. Hopefully it wasn't just for you. Hopefully she was trying to explore it as well.

Girls, if you're feeling a little, you know, bi or a little curious, threesome is a great way to go. With that said, the guy post threesome. This sleeping situation, that's a huge thing. I think you need to make boundaries before so you know what to expect. For sure. That we should have prefaced with that. Yeah. The boundaries.

You need to make boundaries beforehand because what ends up happening is if you don't have these set plans, shit happens. You're all horny. This shit goes down and then you're all in bed together. And then the side bitch is sleeping next to your man and you're on the edge of the bed. And maybe you're okay with that. You know, some girls are, but I think a lot of girls are like see ya babe thanks for enjoy her exactly yeah this makes me also think of i'm sorry if i'm taking a little

loop here but when we're talking about threesomes i know my one guy friend has never so he said i asked him if he's ever done a threesome and he was like no i actually haven't i've done well he's done one but it's just been two guys one girl but he said he doesn't go for the two girls because he said it is so annoying how often girls fuck around and they tease you about a threesome and nasty shit like that and they never follow oh my god i could see that being the most annoying thing girls never be that girl that teases a guy and is like oh my god babe like do you want a threesome like oh my god i'm down for that shit and then you know you're the girl that's never gonna pull trick and you're never gonna follow

through right absolutely be a little tease if you know you're about to get into the bedroom and do that shit but if you're gonna be a tease don't do that don't become the girl that's known for being the annoying fucking bitch that's always telling the girl that's known for being the annoying fucking bitch that's always telling the guy she's about to get down yeah never down don't say shit for attention it's not cute but what that just made me think of as i was talking about that was i just mentioned two guys and a girl so he was telling me that he's done that before i think guys if you're fucking with a really nasty girl, see how nasty she is. Because I know some girls are down for this.

And tell her, well, I'm going to be with my buddy tonight. Do you want to come around? He's down for some fun. What are you telling guys right now? If you're fucking with a girl you think is nasty. I'm not saying this is about to be a DP. I'm just saying there are some girls. No, threesomes with two guys don't necessarily have to be a DP.

You can eye for the tower. Absolutely. I don't know. Is it a DP, though though if it's in mouth and butt i know dp what about mouth and just be cancel out the butt cancel out the butt why would you never forget the butt oh no but guys this is the thing i'm saying is see how nasty she really is obviously ask her like would you be down for this? But he literally said there was a girl that was like, absolutely. They turned the lights down and one was in her mouth and one was in her V and they had a great time. But that takes a certain type of guy.

Oh my God. A guy that can pull off a threesome with another guy. You have to be so comfortable with your sexuality. So confident in your dude when you're doing a dp there is a potential that your wieners your wieners could absolutely collide if it's in the butt and in the v there's only like a little bit of skin that is like separating them so you could potentially hit pieces and it's like whoa we're crossing lanes here on the highway guys need to really be confident in their shit yeah if you're trying to fuck around with dps

everyone listening that's like saying they want to try one just know you could potentially be touching your wiener with another wiener and just make sure you're down for it happening let's move on to questions thank you my i may die i may die all right let's talk about questions as we always make my favorite part yeah www.callherdaddy.com always write in every week guys we have some great stories this week so this is the first one what do i do when my girlfriend of two and a half years wants to start wearing a condom again after a year and a half of not wearing one she has been on birth control for three years and i have never came inside her dude she's fucking cheating on you whoa whoa i think there's two options she's either full-on cheating or she wants you to think she's

cheating yeah dude there's nothing i i mean in a relationship for that long and out of nowhere she's like babe can you whip on a condom okay let's pull call her daddy style for him though oh out crazy the crazy this is what you should do you didn't ask us what you should do but we're gonna tell you of course out crazy the crazy you know what you should do you should say babe thank god that you brought up using a condom i've been wanting to bring that up i think i should wear a condom even when you suck my dick honestly and also i think we should start doing std testing weekly thank god we're on the same page love you babe she's gonna look at you and you're like throw it back in her face condom when you suck my dick she's gonna be like what the fuck is this bitch up to just throw

it back in her face out crazy to crazy but yeah no dude your your girl is probably absolutely cheating on you moving on i'm sorry we love you sophia you're gonna love this one so i met a girl online and she told me to come over and fuck her i went to her address and I called her and she said I could come in. It was a popular college neighborhood so I figured I was good. I got there. I knocked on the door. She didn't answer so I just walked in. Again not a good idea but I was kind of fucked up and I just went into the door. It was dark. No one was inside and I figured I was about to die. Finally I see the girl and I say hi I'm before I could say my name she covered my mouth and she said shut up she took me to her room and she sat me down I tried to ask her questions and she told me to shut the fuck up she said I don't care who you are you don't care who

I am you can be whoever you want to be tonight we fucked it was the best fuck i've ever had and then she kicked me out when it was over touche to her but i am so shook from that shit oh my god that is the hottest thing i've ever heard i want to pull that shit oh my god just not in our apartment but somewhere that's a guy coming in and me being like don't fucking talk sit down and let's fuck it and leave that's actually best case scenario honestly unless you're a guy because the girl will probably think you're about to kill her a girl can pull this shit but if a guy was like sit down and fuck me and like we're in the dark and like don't make a sound but for a girl that is amazing i want to go home tonight and do that and do that pretty much literally call a guy up and just pull that

shit that's amazing i love that okay next one is i started talking to this guy who is super sweet and caring but he isn't really my type looks wise i'm really nervous about what my friends are gonna say about him oh my god okay why are girls like this first of all if your friend's main concern is what the guy looks like that is a huge red flag and your friends need to grow up tell your friends he's got the biggest baddest bomb dick in the game and you've never had better sex also that was a joke sort of also tell them like i don't give a shit he treats me like a fucking queen like why do people really care no that's the only thing

that should matter i know if your friends are worried about what he looks like your friends need to grow the fuck up absolutely goodbye okay i'm gonna read this because i think girls if you have it in you you should low-key pull this because i think i want to pull this a guy wrote in and said a girl that i've been wanting to hook up with got on top of me and we started hooking up at this party she's gyrating on my piece then she reaches down and starts choking me and i mean both hands eyes locked on mine while she is moaning squeezing my throat i honestly was kind of afraid but mainly just curious and turned on after five shallow breaths my airways are totally shut and I'm starting to wonder if

I'm going to get choked out here. Finally, I let myself relax, my eyes closed, and I let myself just feel in the moment. Then at one point she let go of my throat and her vagina tightened somehow. I came so fucking hard. Holy Christ. I felt like I was coming like a fire hose for 15 seconds straight, seeing stars gasping for air and my body was shivering. I just looked at her in amazement.

She climbed off and just giggled this adorable giggle. And she went to the bathroom to clean up. I sat there for a second wondering what the fuck just happened. Also was curious if i was going to have a kid coming in nine months ladies i'm still shook i think i'm in love with her i'm also fucking terrified of her she won't tell me if she had got plan b or if she's on birth control what a hell of a night that is a daddy that that girl is daddy legit she is dad i want to try that so i mean obviously i've like done choking in the bedroom but to the point where i see the guy's about to fucking pass out that's the thing

like guys will jack off and do it's like asphyxiation right right something i just totally fucked up that shit is like so hot but the fact that she knew exactly the moment she clenched her vagina she let go all of his senses were like what the fuck is going on i think like i think when his face starts to turn purple is when you kind of really know okay next one so i was dating this guy oh my god i fucking love this one i was dating this guy who was an emotional basket case one day i ended things with him because i found out he was cheating on me classic he got so worked up emotionally that he started bawling his eyes out and then proceeded to whip out his dick and jerk off in front of me while still crying and bawling his eyes out dude he's like he's like nobody move nobody move yeah i cheated on you but i still love you but i'm gonna jack off and cry at the same time

i fucking love you what what can you all just sit there and close your eyes for a minute and picture you are breaking up with someone and they start crying and they start masturbating in front of you what is going on daddy gang you are taking shit to another level i am so in love with this story i want to meet this guy i want someone to do this in front of me can you imagine if you were a girl and you just started actually i was gonna say imagine if you're a girl and start fingering yourself the guy would probably be like you're forgiven that's true but a girl the guy whips out his dick he's like so much and he's jacking off yeah okay well that story is definitely a

daddy story let's finish it with sugar daddies because next week we are absolutely gonna talk about sugar daddy yeah this girl said i had a sugar daddy who's literally old as shit we used to just meet up for coffee and he'd give me a thousand dollars every single time oh damn damn then he asked if i'd fuck him for 2k and i honestly felt comfortable with him so i did it oh damn okay then we started fucking on the reg and i had an ignorant amount of money i was living lavish and i got comfortable and then he ghosted me i was so confused for a while and then my friend and i were hammered and i googled him and he fucking died i found his fucking obituary are you kidding me can you imagine fucking oh my god how old is this guy

wait holy shit i mean if he just died unexpectedly or expectedly fucking like an 80 year old props to you girlfriend i mean i'm sure you're rich as fuck now that's actually unbelievable that is an unbelievable story that is pretty unbelievable i feel like we have some great sugar daddy stories not personally not personally so so next week we're going to be talking about sugar daddies as well as a couple other things you know how we get into a daddy gang but for this week thank you so much for listening guys thank you so much daddy gang we love you you know it every single fucking wednesday we will see you next week thanks guys