Call Her Daddy - 90- I'm Going to LA...

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

Alex is going to LA for a business trip..../ potential date?! This week, Father Cooper reveals that she might for the first time be mixing business with pleasure. But is convinced it is worth it...lol. A man in entertainment and not an athlete?? We love to see it. She also discusses what is means when your boyfriend tells you to block a girl on social media *BIG RED FLAG* Also this week, HANNAH IS BACK. The episode continues the interview with Hannah Berner. They talk Hinge, the horrors of dating comedians, and answer Daddy Gang's questions in Questionz of ZEWEEK!!! Enjoy daddies :)

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy oh baby what the fuck is up daddy gang it is your founding father your founding father, your single father, your divorced father. For another episode of Call Her Daddy. I am in a great fucking mood today. Oh, I'm in a good one. I am in such a good mood because there's more drama in my life, but it's good drama. I another man what ah Alex okay last week I told you guys that I was in love with a man for a very long time yes this is the truth okay but I told you also I'm not ready for a fucking relationship so I'm dating and I'm gonna continue to date and I think in the long run that will bode well. If the relationship with the man is meant to be, then maybe it will be. But for now I need to date. He's not ready to be in a relationship with

me either. So we're both enjoying our time. Okay. So who's the new man, Alex? What's going on? Tell us the truth. Daddy gang, I have a story for you. So the other day I have a shit ton of meetings, like back to back zoom calls, and I'm in the groove. I've gone through a couple meetings. And then my last meeting of the day, I look at my email and they tell me that they are going to be 15 minutes late. So I'm like, okay, great. Take a water break, stretch the legs a little, you know, get the cramps out, nooks and crannies. And as I sit there, I have 15 minutes to kill. And I'm like, what the fuck should I do? So like the motherfucking business woman I am, I take to Google and I search who the fuck is going to be on this call with me. At the time,

I was wearing a baggy t-shirt, not too cute and sexual looking. Why would I want to look sexual in a business meeting? Exactly. Then, then I Googled the main man that is going to be on this call there's going to be a few but the main one and I google his name just for shits and giggles just wondering what this fellow is going to look like in my mind I was picturing maybe a 50 year old man probably married couple kids. I put his name into Google. This man is not 50. This man is gorgeous and in his thirties and a fucking dream. And I'm like, Oh my fucking God, I got to go change. I literally rip my t-shirt off. Daddy gang. I sprint into my closet. I put on my biggest padded bra and I put on this like super white tight tee that makes my tits look ginormous. And I get ready for my date. I mean, my business meeting, my date, my slash business meeting day. Okay. So I see he's beautiful. We get on the zoom call and he is looking bright and

tight and right. And I am like, I am so in love with you. I'm trying to keep it together. You know how on a zoom call, there's like a bunch of, everyone has their little square. Well, he was in the upper right. Okay. And let's just say the upper left, that man got no love. I am staring at this man's square the entire time I have no idea what the other people were saying on the call I have no idea what they even fucking looked like not a clue I was honed in very focused on my man in the right corner he was so beautiful and so chill and suave and I'm just like I am so obsessed with you can you guys tell I'm sorry I'm just really excited so this is where you can you guys tell I'm sorry I'm just

really excited so this is where the story begins because I have updates that literally just happened an hour ago okay so here we go drum roll fucking please daddy gang I am going to LA next week actually by the time I press upload on this episode, I will be in LA. I'm going out there to do some interviews, to get some fucking content. I went on my dick appointment and now I'm like, I want to go somewhere that will benefit the show. Not me just talking about dick, but maybe I have some guests on, et cetera, et cetera. Okay. I'm going out to LA. That will be great. That's not the point of this fucking story the point of the story is that when I was on this zoom call with these men they are based in LA

and they asked me if I ever come to LA and I said well a matter of fact I'm actually coming in a week you guys and they said said, wow, great. Well, we should have an in-person meeting. And so as you can assume, I'm like, this man has no idea what is getting on a plane and coming for him. But then, of course, in Alex Cooper fashion fashion in my life never going the way it's planned the guy on the call ends up being like oh what dates are you coming and i say the dates and he's like oh shit okay i won't be in la those dates but my team will so you can meet them and i almost

started bawling my eyes out on the call i'm like oh okay yeah i'll catch you around i'm another time yeah i'll meet with the rest of the team i'm like okay then i don't even want to go if you're not there so sadness but i was like, whatever. I'm still in love with him. I still have my eye on him. We'll meet one day. Okay, daddy gang, here's a new update. So this morning I wake up and I check my email and I have an email from him directly to me no one else on the team is on this email it's just me and my little buddy boy and I I just about shit myself I'm like oh my fucking god I'm pulling up my phone right now he emails me and he goes he said he says something about work. And then he goes, you coming out to L.A. or what? And I go, I'm coming.

Are you even going to be there or are you going to be out of town? I'll be there 728 to 84. And he goes, can you come on the 27th? I'll take you to a delish dinner. Smiley face. Oh, it's like oh my god yes so I'm sitting there and I'm like holy fucking shit do I change my flight so I get out there a day early and do I take this do I take this business dinner or do I wait to one day find him again? No, I don't think so.

Bitch, we changed the flight. So I sit there and I'm like, holy fucking shit. Let's see how much it is to change a flight. I ask an assistant. She gets it all set up. It's not expensive. And so I message him back and I go a delish dinner. Dot dot dot.

Seems like a perfectly good reason to change a flight deal. See you Monday. Here's my number. Now, I don't want to get too excited, but I am so fuck. Do you guys know how excited I am that this is not an athlete? This is a new leaf for me. This is someone in the entertainment industry. OK's so fucking hot and listen up daddies you know I'm not exactly one to focus on the horoscope signs but let's just say being a Leo there's very few signs that match up with me I'm kind of hard to love and his sign just so happens to be one that is so simpatico and in simpatico with a leo i genuinely am so excited i've never dated a guy that is his sign and i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be the love of my life so i mean i don't know guys i'm just in a good fucking mood because not an athlete

his sign points to all the right signs and i'm going out there and i'm going the first night i fucking get there on a little thing I like to call a business meeting. And let's just say I'm not going to dress in business attire. And listen, I know all of you may be like, Alex, you need to protect yourself and be be careful. Be careful. Mixing business and pleasure is not smart. I don't fucking care. No I know listen I'm gonna be smart but at the end of the day I can go to this dinner have fun I'm young he's hot I want to stare at his face and I take full responsibility for anything that happens so all I need you guys

to do is just listen breathe and support and don't fucking report me to HR okay thank you I'm doing like little baby topics this week because there's just a lot. There's just a lot on my brain and there's a lot going on. This won't be too long, but it's important. Men and women all around the world,

listen up. I've had personal situations of friends coming to me with this situation. And I've also had daddy gang right in. So I was like, let's just get one thing very fucking clear. When a man you are dating, I'm just doing man, men, this applies to you too, if it's a woman. When a man tells you to block another female, it means that he is fucking her. Okay? Are we all on the same page? Can I move on? No. Okay. If you ever get a message from a girl and she's telling you about your man and she's telling you that she is fucking your man, for the most part, if your man sees it and is like, oh my God, like what the fuck she's lying and starts freaking out and tells you that

she is insane and tells you to block her on everything the color of the flag is red ladies and that is the biggest fucking red flag you can have he does not want you to have any contact with this person because he is fucking that person so if you are the girl sitting there being like hey alex um i got this message from this girl and she's like yo i'm fucking your boyfriend and then i just don't know what to do because brad was like babe block her she's fucking psycho no no no brad we're gonna have a goddamn sit down with the three of us lie detectors motherfuckers strap in no but i'm telling you it is a huge fucking red flag when a guy tells you to block a girl on all forms of social media and i know it's shitty um but i've

literally watched it actually and i'm just gonna tell you guys what happened. A friend of mine got a message from a girl and the girl was messaging her being like, Hey, I feel so shitty right now. I had no idea that he had a girlfriend, AKA you. And I just found out because I saw his Facebook and I just wanted to have the decency to reach out and tell you that i would never have been having relationships relations with him if i knew that you were in his life in the way you are and i'm so fucking sorry so i'm sitting there with my friend and i'm watching my friend literally start to believe her boyfriend because her boyfriend is like that girl is fucking crazy I hooked up with her once years ago that's usually what they do they'll be like babe it was years ago like or they'll be like I don't even know her which is like the funniest one but if they say it was years

ago it means it was literally last night years ago they just have like a little brain fart and he's like years ago as in 30 minutes ago that's where i was i didn't go to the grocery store i was inside her pussy so i sat with my friend and i was pretty silent and she's like no this is so crazy like this girl is out of her mind like why would she be doing this and i said can do you do you want my opinion and she was like of course like what do you think and i was like so to just get you to the gist of what's happening. So he's fucking her. And I'm going to walk you through how I know that. And she just looked at me and was like, what the fuck? What? And I was like, listen to me. The fact that your boyfriend is calling her crazy, her message to you was very fucking respectful. And fine, we can say maybe she is crazy. If you don't message this girl back and just ask her

for proof you're doing yourself a disservice so fine let's pretend your boyfriend's being serious okay let's go down that path together okay so maybe he's telling the truth why the fuck wouldn't you just ask this girl for proof and she was like oh my god alex like i you're being so ridiculous like he's telling me the truth he's promising on everything on our relationship. She texts the girl back. She asks for proof. And the girl literally sends screenshots of the day before of him sending dick pics to her and being like, I can't wait to like fuck you later, blah, blah, blah. And my friend was like devastated.

But I was also like, bitch, how did you not see this from the minute your boyfriend is calling a girl crazy that you've never heard of? Why is this girl reaching out to you? If you are that dumb bitch that's getting messages from girls that your boyfriend or your husband is fucking someone else you can try to have loyalty and believe your husband or boyfriend but why the fuck are you not doing a little investigation like literally the who what are they called the ace family the fucking youtubers and all that shit when that guy came out and everyone was blaming him of like oh he raped those girls whatever i don't know if that

story is true but what i do know for a goddamn fact is one of my friends has literally fucked the fucking ace guy and he cheats on that woman all the time and i'm pretty sure she probably gets fucking dms about it all the time and the the wife is obviously making a decision to like stay with the fucking husband that's her call. She's got like a family and shit. If that's what you want to do, your cup of tea, whatever. But if you're in a relationship and you're getting messages from girls, I would urge you to just, just ask the other woman for proof. That's all.

Just ask. That's all. That's just the tip of the day when your husband or your significant other is telling you to block someone because they're crazy and they're trying to deny something. Why don't you give the other woman just the benefit of the doubt and ask her for proof what's the harm in doing that oh oh wait the harm is you literally finding out the fucking truth that you're with a fucking loser oh oh you don't want to know that oh then stop listening to my fucking podcast because that's fucking weak shit. We don't do that here. This is like a really random social media thought, but I just have to say it on the show because I can't help myself compulsive. I just have to say it. I'm not even going to call

up the woman because I think she's going through a hard time in her life right now. So I'm going to give her a little break. But here's my question because I saw this woman doing this the other day on the internet and I was like, what, what is, what is, what is that? This is a common thing that I think people think is normal, but I just want to talk to you guys about, cause I'm like, I don't think this is normal. I think it's fucking stupid. Okay. I saw this mom, okay. Posting her son's birthday and she posted a picture of them together and she was like, happy birthday. You are the most selfless, sweet, caring, young boy. Like I'm so happy you're my son.ada yada fucking yada okay so the kid is literally like a toddler okay so to confirm this kid doesn't have an Instagram so my question is why Why, why do people post happy birthdays for people that do not have social media?

Okay. Now I may sound a little Grinch like, but hear me out. This child has no idea that his mom posted him. Okay. To millions of people. The mom is saying is sending a message to her child. You are so sweet. OK, so say that to him when you wake him up in the morning with your fucking coffee in

your one hand and his balloon in the other. It's the same thing. And I don't mean to be an asshole. I promise you I'm not trying to be an asshole. When people post their grandparents and you know, their grandparents don't have an Instagram. Why are you posting your grandparents for their birthday on your page? Why are you doing that? They can't see it. They literally, they're never going to see that. Why are you doing that? What are you doing? I don't know. I just think it's so weird. I think it's weirder for the sons. Cause maybe you'll go up

to your grandma and be like, grandma, look, I wrote your birthday message on Instagram and, and no one on my Instagram cares. But like, and I know you don't have an Instagram, so you don't care, but I just, I just, because just because what you needed content, like it's, I don't know, it's fucking stupid. And I may just be in a fucking mood today, but no one really cares about your kid's birthday. Your kid doesn't have Instagram. Your kid's not going to read that Instagram. So why the fuck are you posting it to make yourself look better nope don't care you look stupid guys hi quick commercial break

okay daddies are you ready Hannah's back and we're getting right back into it we're discussing dating apps sex you know the drill here we are speaking of men's flirting strategies have you been on hinge ever okay so i actually downloaded it for one of my siblings and helped him okay him my brother and i was looking at it with him because i had never been on hinge and it was fascinating because i was making fun of hinge for making you fill out these questions and i was like you can get very funny with it but people that aren't funny i'm like you're fucked dude this is my advice for guys yes do not say shit like i love good food or i like to travel bitch you went to panama city once like shut the fuck up and like i know everyone loves the office but if another person is like oh my god if you don't watch the

office don't message me the office is not a personality trait thank you thank you i get i literally dry the fuck up the second a dude's like oh if you don't like the office the office is a widely accepted comedy who doesn't like that doesn't teach me anything about who you are what are you like breathing oxygen to preach i'm over this shit and i because look i was excited that hinge i might like see some guys personality shine yeah showed me the inside of guys brains and it's scary wait i was i'm scared to go on hinge i don't know what's going on over there okay raya is like really skinny artsy dudes with tattoos who like no bands that you don't know i know or um professional athletes who will cheat on you yes or they already have families

literally i match i was gonna expose him because i was like in the mood and i like match with a professional athlete on purpose because he like has his girlfriend in all of his pictures and i like went to his instagram and he's like literally in pictures with her most recent and he messaged me he's like hey what's up alex i'm like so do i okay expose the fucking shit out of you i'm like what are you doing those are guys that have no fucks given like the girlfriend is on the fucking profile you i dare yeah i'm like and i don't mean to be an asshole but like you just matched with the girl that has the call her daddy podcast why the fuck why the fuck would you heart me he's living dangerously he is oh well and that's a cocky motherfucker and i don't like that some guys i think are on

and then they just go oh i just I just haven't deleted it. Right. I'm not on. I'm like, fuck off. Yeah. I'm like, fuck off. And then Hinge is just like a lot of finance bros who are actually hot. Tell me about dating comedians. Who has fucked you over?

Okay. Let's call them out. No, I'm just kidding. So I met a comedian and I fell in love with the comedian just like scene. It's all about like the hang which means like after you perform all the comedians hang out and just try to like make each other laugh and they all know they're like the funniest people in america right there's something so hot about their minds and how they work i mean they're and people say comedians are

like deeply disturbed okay which they are but so many professions are we all disturbed the thing with comedians is a lot of them are narcissists in a way that, like, it's all about them. They walk around all day thinking of content. I mean, now we're just describing ourselves. Fuck! I'm like, wait, so that's us. Okay, no, let's reel it in.

No, it's okay. We'll just mask it. Just pretend we never said that. We never said that. So anyways, all these male comedians fucking suck. No, but I get it. You're in a room and you are like they you get reinforcement because you make people laugh yeah and they don't only need to like have you

laugh at them they need all of america to think they're funny and it's like a never-ending chase for them to be funny however i've met some of the most incredible people incredible minds but i i have dated comedians who um yeah like they don't listen to me like like they talk and they don't listen i can imagine like do they respect what you're doing like what do they laugh at you i when i first started like doing tweets and memes it wasn't something that he was proud of he was like this is a great stepping stone for you and i want to say one thing to daddy gang now that i'm on a rant yes go is that like i know we talk about fucking hot guys famous guys and you know what we've done it yeah most of them are fucking monsters and i don't know if that's talked about enough dude that is like the biggest truest

fucking statement i always fun to brag but like look me in the eye no they're monsters they've ruined narcissists narcissists sociopath narcissistic abuse is fucking real dude and like your average dude who like works in construction is normally not is probably the best fucking husband in the world and like why can't i go for him damn it no dude you're you're on to something here because um i i recently talked about it in an episode like i love picking guys that are going to be a challenge for me. I get bored so fucking easily. But that's why I'm very similar to you.

And we were talking about what we should discuss on this podcast. And I was like, I love objectifying men and treating them how they treat us. As in, like, when they talk to me, I don't listen. When they talk too much, I go, you're super annoying. But, like, just turn on them. I talk about their height to make them insecure dude that is literally the worst thing to do to turn it on to them and then you you feel empowered but then it's like but it's still empty dude okay

i want to peel those layers back right there first and foremost i think that why i've decided though that it's okay to do this. See, there's a lot of self-talk going on at night by myself and to my therapist. Let's enable ourselves. Continue. I don't know about you. How old are you? 28. Okay.

I'm 25. I do not want to get married right now. You shouldn't. I know that right now. Your brain is not fully formed. Fuck no. Also, I have so much to fucking do I know myself the minute I would get a boyfriend right now I would want to be single I just fucking know myself

so would I rather date a guy that is gonna be like nice and good for me or do I want to date someone that's going to constantly form my game and the shit out of my game and I'm going to progress into this amazing person who yeah I mean yeah now that I'm saying it it's kind of fucked up but I love I don't know I like the game you're nailing it because as someone who's 28 and much older and wiser than you thank you I think you're early fuck you your early 20s are for getting in those toxic relationships everyone should be in at least one and i don't mean should but you're gonna get in one and from that you're gonna learn the red flags you're gonna learn how it feels like to lose yourself and have to build yourself back up and then the right dude will come and you're gonna be so independent on your own because

you've been so worn out by dude's bullshit that you're finally just gonna be like this is me i'm exhausted and someone's gonna go wait that's what i want but i'm not there yet yeah i was about to say so are you there wait no and i actually fucking i'm manifesting bitch right right right we're in we're in the process we're getting there i love that you just said that because i think a lot of people always sometimes will shit on this podcast being like why the fuck do you always why is it always a game why is it always a game and i also then can turn it around and I have some friends that have been in like five-year relationships and are so fucking comfortable and are so miserable but are like I've been with this person for so long I do love him I just wish like I could take a

little break and maybe go explore and it's like think about that think about that you say you're in a healthy relationship and he's so good to you and he loves you and it's safe but but you're literally also constantly bitching about how you're like I just don't know if like should we break up and like should I go explore a little bit that I almost would think that's the most scary fucking thing to commit to someone and stay in a long relationship and then you're like we've put too much sweat equity into it and like I just there's so many years I don't want to leave him and then you get married and that was it I feel like so many and you wonder what if so much time your early 20s how many minutes have you spent either getting a text from your friend or texting your friend being like what does he mean by that

do you think he likes me what's going on what i do now because a bitch doesn't have time right is if you're questioning if he likes you or you're questioning you should be in the relationship that's your fucking answer like if you go to a psychic whoa so if you go to a psychic she's gonna say the same i promise i've gotten to many psychics because i've been like what's happening and they they literally just keep asking you questions until they're like yes you know the answer like yeah i like to call it the whispers when there's a whisper in the back of your head that's just the truth and you could ignore it for a while yeah it's gonna get louder until it's like someone's screaming in your fucking face so i think that i've been kind of like on a rant these past few weeks trying to tell girls

basically just that like if you fucking think for a second that you shouldn't be with this person or oh does this person like you get out because literally that's your answer yeah chalk rufus hey y'all it's time for a little thing i like to get down and groovy with. It's a little thing I like to call. And you like to call. And we all like to call. But some of you don't like to fucking listen to it, so just press mute, bitches, because I'm about to fucking go off

with a little thing I like to call! Questions of the week, baby! questions of the week on some motherfuckers questions of the fucking week questions of the week questions of the week guys questions of the week baby i'm gonna read some daddy gang questions hell yeah and we're keeping hannah on for questions because i've read a lot from you guys and you're like have the guest stay on so we're gonna try something out okay oh would this bother you if you're in a relationship okay so this girl goes i'll be the first to admit i'm very insecure when i went through i've gone through eating disorders and obsessively working out to be just what I thought my boyfriend wanted I went through so much and it really hurts me that

he watches porn I don't know why I feel like he just fantasizes about everyone else but me and it makes me even more insecure I feel like if he could fuck all of them he would forget about me and leave how do I get over this also we've made so many videos together and he has plenty to watch of me but he still watches porn thank you love you i think you have to think about it from your perspective like don't you still get turned on by porn right yes and you're not like oh i want to marry that guy or oh i have a crush on that guy like put yourself in his shoes and like this also she needs to get a little more confidence in herself where it's like if you're getting jealous of a girl who's getting paid 200 bucks to get rammed by a random dude yeah that like your boyfriend has these guys are not getting

emotional connections to these things and you're turned on by fucking ryan gosling let him be turned on by some random girl online i think that's good advice i agree i think you need to get a little bit more secure because then the first question is like so why is he with you yeah like he's your boyfriend so why is he with you and you're saying he would leave you for these porn stars and it's like no he wouldn't because if he could go cheat on you maybe he's cheating on you maybe that's your insecurity but like if this your insecurity is about porn you don't need to be worried every man in america is watching fucking porn and for you to get insecure about that honestly think of the hottest girl with the

perfect body in the world her boyfriend's jerking off to porn. No, literally. And I would honestly be happy that he's watching porn and doesn't have like an OnlyFans account and is subscribing to actual girls that he can like literally try to slide in and fuck. Okay. Also, maybe you should check that out because he has this. I swear to God, I would never be down for my boyfriend to have an OnlyFans. Like, or have an OnlyFans that he could subscribe.

A lot of guys tell me that like OnlyFans are fun for like the first month, but then it's like they don't have an emotional fans to subscribe a lot of guys tell me that like only fans are fun for like the first month but then it's like they don't have an emotional attachment to the girl so how much of the same pussy do you want to see when you don't care about it that's true and you're not even gonna fuck it ever no like and like porn is nastier so like why not just go for porn that's interesting yeah i've done a lot of research on it because i think a lot of girls right now are turning on to only fans and i don't you have to put out a lot more of your personality on only fans to make them feel like they get to know you right because if you just put photos we're like how to do no but i literally want to have a girl on that has one because i know a lot of girls are interested and i'm just like it i

think it's going to be a phase i just like it's i don't know it's tough to stomach yeah i would say don't do it unless um things are real dark real dark yeah agreed perfect okay um okay this is interesting dear father cooper i don't know if i subconsciously heard this on call her daddy but i have been hooking up with this guy i'm super into after riding him like the daddy i am he came and i went in the other room to grab a towel i went to hand him the towel but decided to throw the towel to the side get on top of him and lick up his cum when i looked up at him it looked like he had seen a ghost love you thank you father okay hold on no wait no wait hold on this is the thing in the heat oh fuck i'm sorry girlfriend listen that's not i personally wouldn't do that maybe

you misheard me bitch listen to me in the heat of the moment when his dick is pulsating and he's about to cum, so hot. If you're like, give me a facial. If you swallow his cum. If you're like, cream pie my pussy. If you're like, cum all over my tits. You direct that man where to cum. One of the hottest things you can do if you're like, aggressive about where you want that man to cum. Even if he cums all over you and right away you take some of it and you lick it up hot however

the fact that you left that man to lay and you left to get a towel and you gave him enough time to stare at his semen and have this post-nut clarity and be looking at the disgraceful thing he just did and he's looking down at his belly because i'm assuming it's on his stomach where he came and he's like i i hate myself right now and then you come over like the demon you are and you start to slurp his shit up like soup and like some good eating tonight he's disgusted by you and you're part of the post nut clarity you kind of nailed it i'm proud of her me too for living her freakiest life and i do think that she should not feel bad about it no no however you're just saying if you're gonna do that work do it immediately yeah do it immediately because

after he comes they are dick dumb like they are yes there's nothing going on they your vagina doesn't turn them on disgusting you could literally put your vagina in his face and he's like please he's like please get out please get out they're done yeah so for you to come back and take his cum men are very specific about their cum in the first place so i would just say in the heat of the moment fuck yes bitch but when you let that shit fester it's like you leave milk out too long and it's disgusting that's how they look at those are his children those are his children and you're just and you just ate them and he didn't even ask you to do it no i think you get

a wet wipe i'm kind of over the towels i also these grown men getting like their t-shirts and use i'm like just save your t-shirt get a fucking wet wipe thank you also can i just ask why are you getting the fuck up to get him do not what actually i was caught on that too wait right like why are you i missed the whole licking the cum part because i was like why are you right like wait why are you getting up if it's on his stomach you lay the fuck over he should get up he knows how to clean the cum off his stomach he's been doing it since he was nine many a times bitch okay i also wouldn't even know where his towel is wait yeah why i wouldn't even know where i am so listen women i think number one most men don't even get you a cum rag first of all if he does he loves you but second of all never go get a man a fucking cum rag.

No. He can do that himself. No. You're being way too wifey. Okay. Oh, God. We got worked up on that one. Whoa.

Okay. Ooh, this is a good question. This girl was like, opinions on face sitting. Okay. My boyfriend has expressed that he wants me to sit on his face but i'm a thicker woman and getting on top of his face is kind of awkward for me any advice about how to do this so why it's such a good question but i also just wanted to put out like a little disclaimer like you're not like actually taking a seat on this man's face no that's a really important thing

because i didn't know that because i would like sit on guys laps and they would be like ow and then like how the fuck am i supposed to sit on your face dude oh my god no if you're a huge thigh can't handle me no literally like when guys sit on my lap like you're not putting all your weight you're in pain because you're kind of lifting yourself up with one of your legs you're never comfortable sitting on a man's lap same shit when he's fucking eating you out bitch if you are on his face you are lifting yourself up i usually hold on to like the headboard if you're wherever you are you're not just like plopping down on his head and suffocating him. Unless he's been like annoying you, then break his nose.

Suffocate that bitch. Break his nose. Absolutely. Suffocation by labia. I agree with you. But I do kind of think like you have to kind of like lightly crater yourself down. And then right when it's on his face like you have to know where you are and you have to hold yourself up kind of yeah and if you're if you're insecure about your weight

or everything i'm sorry but it doesn't matter how big small whatever you are it a vagina is a vagina yeah um and it's gonna be right dead center in his eyeballs so he's gonna go right to pound town and you don't have to worry about your thighs or cellulite or whatever the fuck you're working with that you're insecure about don't be yeah and tell them to smack your ass while you do it oh smack it yeah grab it great grab grab slap whatever okay um okay this is a constant issue i've dealt with it before with a psycho act okay i like to post the occasional bikini picture on instagram along with some other thirst traps on snapchat and tiktok however my boyfriend gets so pissed at me for doing this and tells me i'm acting like a slut i am so loyal to him and i do not want attention from guys i literally do not respond to a single one of them

and the only guy i ever text or snapchat with is my boyfriend i just want to show the world that i'm that bitch and i want to show myself off who is in the wrong here have you ever had a guy be controlling of your social media I'm like I'm not that wild on social media okay I post I post tweets um guys shout out go look at my last one I'm in a bikini eating noodles like I take it it was so hot I take it there it was so and I've had men um slim and shady like actually he's the one that i every time we break up it's literally because i've had enough i'm like stop telling me what to post on social media i love your angry voice you are not my boyfriend when i start talking slow oh that's when you know bitch is mad bitch is mad listen to me when i speak to you you stupid cunt cunt he's like i'm a man i'm like you're a cunt

you have a vagina and it's fucking disgusting who does that is a fucking loser loser because i personally i love hot guys and i love to see other girls like him yeah like that turns me on me too i don't want a guy that i lock up in a basement no and occasionally talk to you dude that's what i literally like i just think men that get upset about that shit so insecure it's so insecure and like they always have to go to like well who are you posting that for myself also be like you clearly can't handle a girl who's hot right so get out of your lane just get out of your lane fine break up with me yeah and then what you're gonna this is what happens when you date a hot girl right go date some girl who hates herself who hates herself and scared to show her literally turtlenecks up the asshole like go find one bitch not gonna be

me fucking click on the ground still a conditor neck and he'd still have an issue thank you because the tits were too round in that one i swear to god i hate men like this any guy i get it because he's afraid that a guy is gonna see it think you're hot and then like steal you from him dude that's so weak dude literally it is it is so insecure and it pisses me off so much I posted up I think it was the picture if you guys remember it was the one where I was like it's my ass and it's like I'm wearing like these little booty shorts that say like bulls on the back and it was like it was a it was a hit my butt looked nice i took a bunch we got the right one we posted on the gram slim shady called me basically crying being like i just don't understand like are you trying to get other men's attention i'm like so we're not dating he's like but still like you know i love you and i'm just like i'm just feeling insecure

i'm like so we are not dating he's like they still play professionally yes he's a fucking piece of i'm like so you are pathetic. Also, you're fucking other girls. I literally said when we started this relationship again, I said, we both have to understand we're both fucking other people. We both have to be OK with that for this to work. And he was like, OK, I agree. And I said, if you ever say one thing about my social media, this is over.

He brings it up. I'm like, you are you are you are treading lightly. Stop commenting on my fucking social media what does it have to do with you you're not my boyfriend would he actually comment ever oh my on my actual picture oh my god no we don't even follow each other on social media fuck no so it's just a very fine line of when men do that i think it's the biggest turnoff i could never date a guy that's controlling my social a little jealousy love but that's like a level of like oh you don't think you're good enough for me you're so insecure that you think other men are gonna slide and I'm gonna answer

like no no I'm with you for a reason and if I didn't want to be with you I wouldn't be with you so like part of your career dude it's so true sorry the algorithm loves my tit sorry sorry okay talk to instagram I'm doing it for my show he's like what does that have to do with your show I'm like I post my tit and then they go listen to the episode. It's math right there. A plus B. C. K. Fuck.

No, but I agree. Any girl that's dealing with this, it's like, think about, do a little self-reflection. Like, you're dating a little bitch boy. I love a guy that can get like a little jealous. I like that. I like a little tension, but like, I would want him. Like a little jealous to know that he wants it. Yeah.

But not jealous to feel controlled. Controlled. Yeah. Yeah. That shit's fucking whack. I would want him. Like a little jealous to know that he wants it. Yeah. But not jealous to feel controlled. Controlled. Yeah. That shit's fucking whack. This is just a comment that I guess we love to share the wealth. Do you want to track your man?

Question mark. Daddy gang. Leave your AirPods in his car and track his shit. But what if you want to listen to music? Play it on the speaker, you dumb bitch. This is more important. Wait, can you track your AirPods? I don't have AirPods. I'm a loser. Like i'm doing well in life but not that well wow hannah i honestly can't even

sit in the same room as you um that's literally low class it's like a tip i hate that i hate them i hate them i don't lose it i'll break it no i lose them all the time and i regret ever having someone get them for me i didn't but this is interesting can you if you can't i didn't even know you can track them which i did accidentally take a man's airpods so he probably knows i have them oh fuck oh fuck he's like she keeps doing a barstool like what the fuck yeah i okay that's my thing is if you don't trust a guy enough to have to track him you cannot trust him not to steal your airpods yeah no seriously why no that's true he's gonna drive off them like hey look a broke bitch left her fucking airpods here i'm taking them

i would never leave my airpods with him um but that's very interesting it's good to know it's good to know i feel like if you're feeling crazy like why not yeah oh i want to ask because this is interesting regarding lube hi alex and daddy gang i've been with my boyfriend for two years i've always want to have sex with him and usually we kind of finish quick because you know we're parents but sometimes when we go for longer a longer fuck sesh i kind of get dry and it starts to hurt after a while i know you're going to be like use lube but how do i bring that up to my boyfriend without him thinking he doesn't make me wet thanks father so i have had this situation before and you just blame it on birth control i personally i'm like babe my birth control has been making me like so fucking

dry lately i want to use lube and also you're not lying it is hormonal i feel like i agree there are some times of the month where like i feel like if i'm having sex i will be so i can get so much wetter but there are literally times literally just what your body is doing like you're not going to get as wet yeah unless you're having a full-blown orgasm in that very fucking minute so if i were you just incorporate lube and just literally tell him if he's your boyfriend if you have a boyfriend he should be the closest fucking person to you yeah so bring it up and be like babe i want to use lube like my i'm so fucking horny but my vagina is saying otherwise because of my fucking and yeah keep it about you never make it about him it's like right i fighting like i feel right no literally because again you don't want him to

make like wait why is this is she not turned on or just be like i feel like your dick's grown lately because it's starting to hurt it's starting to hurt i need so i need a little less friction in there babe got doubled no literally and then he's gonna be like oh oh i love men are dumb say whatever you want say whatever the question yeah as long as he's fucking you you should be fine this is gonna be interesting to put yourself in a situation where you were in a relationship okay this girl goes hi daddy love the podcast i was wondering how would you feel about your boyfriend having a bunch of super hot girls as their best friends i know it comes down to just not being insecure but before we started dating he told me he thinks his girlfriends are so hot they're always commenting on each as their best friends i know it comes down to just not being insecure but before we started

dating he told me he thinks his girlfriends are so hot they're always commenting on each other's pictures and posting together and stuff too it's annoying because we're long distance so of course i worry he's being shady so my initial reaction to that is like i i do not think that if i had a boyfriend and he had all these hot girlfriends that didn't have boyfriends, I'm sorry. But like I know if you are attractive and there is another attractive human being and it's the sex that you're attracted to, they are thinking of each other sexually. If this if your boyfriend has all these hot girlfriends and they're that close and you're long distance i personally would be like not about it it wouldn't work for me i i'm would consider myself a very chill girlfriend but for you i understand why you're being insecure because if you don't fully trust that man it's kind of like what why are they best friends with you yeah understand

your senses like women we are always right yeah if it if it feels wrong if it smells like a fish and it looks like a fish i've never said that before i think i made that up but it's a fish what i was saying yes it's a fish it might be a dolphin it may be a dolphin or it yeah it's a piece of shit and it's a snake also i want to know individual like situations i'm like have you dated her like why are you friends with all them have you dated her right i want to know because if you're just a straight dude having tons of then are you are you straight that's actually true i want to know the actual details yeah i think especially because you're long distance if you're feeling insecure about it especially because they're commenting on each other's pictures and say i think that you have every right also why aren't they dating you

like is there something that they know that i don't know yeah why haven't you guys dated like do you have dead bodies in your basement no literally know about yeah what's wrong what's wrong with you like yeah and then are they cool with you like are they open that like they know you exist because there's ways of this working but like it sounds like she has no information and the lack of information is what freaks me out i agree with you the lack of information it's like you don't have enough information about these girls in his relationship so that's fucking big fat red flag okay oh i would love to hear from you on this because i think you're vocal when like with what you want so this girl was like i have a problem with this guy i've been hooking up with

the sex is good but he's super rough like trying to be hot rough and it literally ends up hurting like i can feel this man's teeth when he eats me out and fingers me so hard during foreplay oh that's the worst i've been trying to tell him be gentle go slower in sexy ways but it doesn't seem to help any suggestions do that fucking sucks that's the worst that's the fucking worst that's when you just have to be like it turns around so much when you're like aggressive with me but sometimes i love like a lead up where you go really slow and then be like and then keep doing that and then forget about the other shit and then don't talk to me again never do that again so slow mo okay got it really be like i'm so sensitive my little clit is so sensitive i need you treat it like a little like baby or like an

egg like if you go too hard it'll break like my little button like just be very careful with it and then he's gonna be like okay and if he doesn't get it by then then you gotta ditch him i'm sorry but a guy that goes in their fucking jackhammer with the fingers it's not worth it that shit fucking hurts your pussy did every girl up to that point just let him do that i dude i know women that let that happen and i'm like it hurts and i get it it's scary in the moment because you're like how do i speak up how do i say something i remember this guy that was a fucking professional hockey player i thought he was the hottest guy i was about to hook up with this was when i was in college i lay down on the bed he starts fingering me he was going in there like fucking it was the worst thing i've ever experienced he's like jab jab jab jab jab and i

was like ow ow ow ow and i literally ended up fucking bleeding and i literally didn't have the balls when i was younger i think this was my freshman year of college i was too scared to say something to him I'm like oh my god he's the love of my life like so hot and I never hooked up with him again and now he hits me up because he plays in New York and I never answer him because I'm like I know what you do to my pussy and it hurts if you don't trust the guy too when him like pushing you and all that stuff it's not always hot dude it's not also what you could maybe do if you're a confident bitch you could right when he's about to go finger you be like i want you to watch me finger myself and i want you to mimic this and start fucking yourself with your fingers and make eye contact with him and be like now you do it and see if he can fucking do it i agree like i would all say is it'll be like slow circles slow circles

to the left to the right to the download dj dude girls you have to speak up or like get a new man no it's true it's like i'd almost rather like get a new one i didn't like train one because that's so true no dude it's literally so true i i think it really is something like if you get a dog with the right temperament thank you don't try to train one of these crazy dogs no no you don't need that kind of pressure you need to just relax and enjoy yourself there's a lot of men out there that can finger you why the fuck are you gonna do one that's like literally hurting your pussy 100 we don't need that energy yeah and if you feel so awkward that you can't even like tell him how you feel yeah then but again it's the eye stuff like i like when you go slow yeah oh i like when you tease me with it i like when you go a little

harder than stop and then never do it yes and then fucking stop and then kick to the head when you just shut the fuck up leave bitch and she's like okay when you put your clothes back on and you walk outside i literally also lose my number no seriously i i agree so girlfriend i think being vocal is is the key yeah okay and you're allowed to be like i don't like and i don't like him yeah you yeah you don't always have to fix things you don't they just suck sometimes you just never have to answer them again and never see them again and just take another one you have that power i feel so free i think this is it oh hey girl so need some advice me and my ex have been hooking up except only when his roommate isn't there and she's a girl by the way i met her and hung out with her when me and my ex were together but ever

since we ended things he literally will only let me come over when she's at work what should i think of this are they fucking is he hiding me are they together now they're they're like kind of getting back together i think that he's hiding you i bet he talks so much shit on your asshole and i bet that the girl that he lives with he's like embarrassed to let her know that you're fucking again and so i think he's hiding you i mean who knows they could be fucking too call us out. Yeah, I would call us out. It's super weird that we only have sex.

Right. When she's not around. Literally when she's at work, we're like we're basically planning our schedule around someone that's not in this relationship. So like I'm just feeling a little off. Can you like tell me maybe if he says like I feel bad because I talk shit when you're broken up and I feel like she's going to judge me and then it's like, OK, let's work through that.

Yeah. And it's having an intervention together. Yeah. Let's have a conversation about this. But the fact that I feel like a threesome working out then it's like okay let's work through that yeah yeah and let's have an intervention together yeah let's have a conversation about this but the fact that i feel like a threesome work it out let's just have like a little quick little threesome you lick the tip i get in there like no i agree i think i think these situations if you if you've also dated this guy you're super comfortable with him be like yeah why the fuck am i only coming over when blah blah blah why is his roommate a hot girl yeah that's not that's not okay how did that even happen how

did that happen maybe they are so many questions we have so many questions i'm so sorry girl yeah you're fucked um fuck god damn it okay listen to this hello single father recently i started sleeping with a hot all alpha motherfucker he has opened my third eye to the most adventurous sex of my life he actually showed me this podcast and has definitely given me the cooch gobbler combo and even made me squirt best part is he has fulfilled my acrotome philia bitch is missing a leg yes he takes his prosthetic off to fuck so fucking hot i wanted to ask they fuck you with it i don't know it seems like something's happening um with that leg when he takes it off i want to ask your

opinion about a fantasy he shared with me about a certain vegetable am i crazy for being willing and totally turned on by the idea of him shoving an ear of corn in my pussy and fucking me with it love the show is the corn like what's it called um has it been shocked shocked or not right are we wait she's gonna get shocked she's gonna you're gonna get fucked and shocked at the same time bitch well i don't know um personally i'm i'm nervous are there bugs on this thing has it been washed it has is it you know sanitized um putting corn up your pussy who knows what the outcome could be. I personally have never.

Have you ever? I have never. Okay. So any type of vegetables, I think always make sure you're sanitized. Clearly this man is into some kinky shit, which we love. Like that's amazing that he's like taking off his leg and fucking you sideways. Who knows? Maybe he does fuck her with a prosthetic.

I don't think if the only thing you're asking me is if you should feel weird that you're down for this it's always no no you're not weird if or like being weird is the cool thing it is it is go have vanilla sex are you kidding you get to walk into a room in your fucking party favor you're like so i get i've gotten fucked by an ear of corn once how about you bro and he's like oh i just i i use magnum condoms shut the fuck up nothing touches the corn okay like literally you you get to flex i would love to understand the why behind it though just for my own why the corn like did something weird happen to you as a kid with corn or did your like mom make you eat corn right like what is the corn what is symbolism is it is it

the movie of like the corn field something half of the corn field yes i'd love to understand him further and then i'd know like the psyche behind it and i'd be like dude you could like pretend you well if you did squirt on it then he could eat the corn with the squirt on it little dressing up in this bitch let's go okay yeah girl honestly anytime you write into call her daddy what do you expect no that's not weird if you don't get fucked by that corn i'm gonna be upset no i'm upset now i want to hear right back in okay daddy gang hi it's your father i kind of feel like we can all agree that hannah is the tits and i fucking love her i had so much fun doing these episodes with her um it also makes me so happy

because she literally lives in New York I feel like everyone's in fucking LA that makes this type of content so it is really refreshing like guys not only do I have a person to podcast with and come down the street and hop on the fucking mic with me um I also have a new friend which is really exciting um when Hannahannah and i met in the studio we clicked immediately she's such a fucking cool chick and i'm just like happy that you guys liked her i read all of your dms like an actual loser no life i can't help it but i want to make sure you guys obviously love the show um and from what i see you guys loved her so i will definitely be having her back on.

It's funny because she's going to go quarantine, I think, for Summer House, the show. So I'm excited. Maybe we'll have her back on. And she can explain to us what the fuck it was like being locked in a house for six weeks with a bunch of people and alcohol and camera crews. I truly can't imagine. Although I feel like I would thrive in that environment. I do also feel like sometimes it thrive in that environment. I do also feel like sometimes it's maybe better for me to just be alone with my microphone. All right,

daddy gang, that is it for this week. I'm so fucking excited for me to tell you guys about my LA trip. I really think sometimes I sound like a giddy little girl going on these dates, but it's literally what my life is right now now I just have to go date and get content and it helps a lot when the content is literally someone that I'm like panting over so I'm excited I will keep you guys updated I have a shit ton of people that I'm gonna have on um that I have set up in LA and I've tried to pick really kind of people like Hannah that I just like think are gonna be really good with the daddy gang and connect. And again, I just wanted to like say thank you guys for being patient with me. I know this format is different every fucking week.

It's like, okay, Alex, like what are we listening to? But I hope you guys can hear I'm really trying to make sure the show is the best it can be. And that means just trying a bunch of different shit and seeing if it hits. And by hits, I mean if the daddy gang fucking vibes. So I love you guys so much. I'll try to post a couple snaps of the man at dinner so you guys can catch a look. No, I'm just kidding. He's going to sue me once he hears this episode.

If you guys want, go follow me on Instagram. It is Alexandra Cooper. Sometimes I post nudes on there. I don't know Go follow call her daddy And I think I'm going to hopefully be uploading Part two

Of my apartment tour Vlog I have a new apartment in New York City And I'm uploading that to YouTube So go follow my YouTube Daddy gang you psycho Fucking savages. Get after it this weekend. Get after it this hump day.

Go hump a dick. Go ride your own clit. Whatever you're into, just go fucking do it. Because that's what I'll be doing in L.A. this week. All right, daddy gang. You know the fucking drill. I will see you fuckers next Wednesday.