Call Her Daddy - 91- Dabble with Emasculating Him (ft Olivia O'Brien)

Episode Date: August 5, 2020

This week, your single father brings you along the journey as she narrates her first date with Mr. Sexy Zoom Man, and you can clearly hear the sexual tension through the microphone. THEN, the beautiful and talented singer/songwriter Olivia O’Brien, well known for writing songs about the men she dates (very on brand with CHD) joins the show. Olivia dishes new information about the “house rule,” which will tell you who has the power in your relationship. She also details a recent cheating scandal that her friend Charli publicly went through. Moral of the story, never trust your man when he says he doesn’t have a second snapchat :) Alex & Olivia also discuss being a good friend to your girl friends, trust issues, dating in LA, and awful sex that is being had. Olivia also recounts a time she blacked out and slapped a man in the face. Great times this week. ENJOY!

do you call him daddy do i call her daddy call her daddy what the fuck is up daddy gang it is your father back at it again for another episode of call her daddy you guys i'm in la now. There's a guest in the room, but I first just, of course, Alex has to give you a fucking life update because it's just continuing. The drama continues. Daddy gang, let me tell you what happened to me. I've been in LA for 24 hours. So I land. I go to my hotel. I put my luggage down. I say, I want a salad. What? Wait, what? Alex wants a salad. I know I'm already changing. LA is changing me. I'm like a healthy green bitch. I'm just kidding. I didn't eat it. So I go to this place to get a salad. I sit down.

I don't even get my water. The waiter is about to come up to me and then these two girls come up to my table and I'm like oh maybe they're daddy gang who could this be I don't know anyone in LA I'm a fucking loser these two girls approach me daddy gang and I can't make this up this girl walks up to me and she goes I'm so sorry to interrupt you I just had to come up and say this. I am suit man's ex-girlfriend. What? Wait, what? You're sorry. What? I look up at her like she's a fucking like halo on top of her head. I'm like, she's shining from the heavens above. I feel like I'm dreaming. I'm sitting there. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What? She's like, yeah, I'm suit man's ex-girlfriend. And I just about shit myself. Mind you, I'm off the plane. I'm not really there. I'm a little groggy. Like I don't really know what's going on. So as you can assume, I'm a little

stunned. I'm a little it's like it's kind of become like Superman is this guy that just kind of is is there and he like ruined everyone's lives. But like now it seems like he's a distant memory and he's just like a villain in the wings. Now this woman is like in the flesh looking at me like I'm his ex-girlfriend. I'm like, oh, my God, bitch, take a seat. Let's have a chat. Guys, she starts to go off and is like, I totally understand how the entire situation went down. He's such a fucking weirdo. Like he's really smart, but he's really fucking weird.

And the funniest part is she goes. And I mean, when I how it ended with him and how I broke up with him is the minute I saw his apartment. And I'm sitting there like knowing all the details. I'm like, oh, like you saw his apartment, too. And she's like, yeah, he literally has his apartment. It's it's it's furnished like an 80 year old woman. And it's most terrifying thing when you walk into his apartment. You're like, so today I die. This is where you see in the movies where you walk in. It's like the movie Psycho. When you walk in and you look around and he's got like all the stuffed birds and shit like that's suit man's apartment so anyway so she shows me a couple pictures of them together a really cute moment

kind of terrifying honestly seeing the man's face again and we just had this really um this like underlying bonding moment probably because she like knew the man so that was my first moment in LA sitting down suit man bada bing what's up motherfucker so it was interesting and it was fun because the week we talked shit about him obviously and it kind of like I got a little aggression out the next update um yes here we go I just want you to all get super comfy, cozy, buckle up. Last week, sorry, I'm like blushing. Oh, Alex. Last week, I told you guys about a business Zoom meeting that I went on. And on that meeting was a man that I found so attractive, so unbelievable. And he ended up making a move,

emailing me, asking me to come out to LA a day earlier so he could take me to dinner. And I took him up on the offer, got on the plane, got out to LA and went on the dinner meeting date. So naturally, my co-host would say, Alex, how was the date? Daddy gang, how was the date? Time to spill the motherfucking tea. How was the dinner date? It was so amazing. Daddy gang. By the time I released this episode, I can't keep up. By the time I released this episode, we are past the dinner. Now we will have hung out multiple times. Okay. So I'm going to walk you guys through the date because it's kind of the funnest thing right now. And I want you guys to feel a part of it. My life is your life. So here we go. Date night. Okay. I'm reclining in my chair. I'm getting ready. I go down to the lobby. He's picking me up at 745. I'm standing in the lobby and listen, I'm not going to say I'm a superficial bitch, but I think that like I really was anticipating him to drive such a nice fucking

car he's a big fucking shit here in LA he's got a nice job I'm like expecting some big hot shit so when I see I think it was like a Toyota Corolla like roll up no shame on those but just for him I just wasn't expecting so this car rolls up and I like my heart kind of like stops beating and I kind of like die inside a little bit I'm like okay Alex it's fine like get in the car like it's fine like he doesn't have a nice car like it's it wasn't him you're all like okay Alex what no but you know in that moment like I literally was like waiting to see what kind of car he drove. And when I saw the motherfucking Toyota Corolla zoom, zoom, roll up, I was like, I don't know. This doesn't really fit his MO. Don't worry. Toyota Corolla, not his. Two seconds later, a baller ass car rolls up. I'm

not going to say what the car was because he told me if I give specific details about his life, he will end me. And all of a sudden I'm going to disappear. So a really, really nice car rolls up. Let's say that one that would get a woman wet. I was wet already two seconds in. Look at how easy it is to please me. You roll up in a hot car. I'm like, okay, you can fuck me. So my vagina is throbbing. I open the car door and he like looks at me up and down. I'm like, oh my fucking God, I want to make out with your face. But guys, we're still in business meeting mode. I get into the car. We lock eyes. It's as if we've just known each other for, I sound so fucking annoying. I'm like the lock of the eyes. No, we both, you know, those people you meet immediately that it's just like,

you feel like you've known each other for so long. Like we immediately vibed and it was just like, oh my God, like we're going to get along so well. Our personalities, we were just talking, we were having such a good time. So we roll up to this sushi joint that he took me to and we sit down on the date. The demeanor, we sit down at the business meeting and honestly like in the beginning we did talk about business before we got our waters we quickly got that out of the way two seconds and though we were on to the date no um daddy gang the sexual tension was extreme he's kind of holding

my hand on the table like kind of rubbing under my thigh like we're getting a little touchy and at first he had asked me like randomly towards the end of the night like we're kind of both like a little tipsy and he's like can I kiss you and something about a man who's so manly and like older just asking if he can even like kiss me like it wasn't like little Johnny in seventh grade like barbara come on let me give you a smooch it was like no it was hot that he was like asking for permission and i like leaned in and then i like pulled away and i'm like no not right now like this is a business meeting what are you doing stop fucking taking advantage of me okay then

we got the check and i'm like i have to pee so bad and he's like okay great like let's go into the restaurant mind you everyone that's like Alex it's corona trust me everywhere I've been eating by the way I've been outside mask on deck okay he brings me to the restaurant inside I go to the bathroom longest pee of my life I'm sitting there with a fat smile on my face. I'm like, wow, this is so fun. Also at this point kind of hammered. I get out of the bathroom and I look to the right because that was where the men's room was. And he, I thought he had gone to the bathroom too. And I looked down the hall and the back of the restaurant, like the, I guess it would be considered like the service door is open propped open and he's in the back parking lot he had gone out the back of the restaurant and he's standing

there like motioning waving for me to come meet him in the back of the restaurant I walk towards him and I can't even explain how hot this moment is I'm walking down the hallway. He's like in this dark lit back corner of the restaurant. I get back there and he pushes me up against the wall and he puts his hands on my face, like grabs my face and is like, can I kiss you now? I just about melted inside and I was just like yes and he starts making out with my face okay daddy gang such a good kisser such a good fucking kisser do you know how fucking scary it is when you do not know like is this bitch about to be is it because sometimes honestly I'll give it to people like you gotta it takes a minute to get in simpatico of like oh you make out a little different than i do or oh we gotta get in a groove literally locking lips tongue in

there fucking making out it couldn't have been more perfect i was like okay this is really cool so we're getting married no i'm just kidding so we make out he like puts his hands like down not my pants but like down on the back and like grabs my butt from outside my pants and it's like honestly the hottest make out and then we stop making out he grabs my hand and walks me around to the front to get his car from valet and he's just like holding my hand like i'm like his little fucking bitch and i'm like wow i i like this i like this a lot because then the nice car pulls up I just got wined and dined I just got a good make out I'm like this is living here we go

we get in the car and he's like can I I'm gonna take you home right and I'm like yes yes yes Alex keep it in your fucking pants you whore like no no no no no no no no the twist daddy gang was is that he ends up telling me and he told me this in the beginning of the night that his trip for work got canceled due to someone getting corona so he's like i'm here for one more week now and so i'm like staring at him like jesus mother of god this is the beginning of a very dangerous love affair he definitely ate my vagina on our third date and I'm not gonna lie best orgasm of my life all right guys thank you so much for coming to call her guys Alex what ah yeah there was definitely something that happened downstairs I'll update you guys next week um there's a lot happening but plugs everything

I don't even know I just just blacked out, guys. I have a guest this week. Stop being rude. We can't focus on me the whole fucking night, okay? Five, six, seven, eight. Daddy gang, can you hear me? Okay, I have someone sitting across from me right now. I look like a potato sack.

She looks so fucking hot. And it's amazing also when you have people that like, you don't know what they're going to look like in person're like is this bitch a catfish not that i ever thought that about her but like it's an amazing thing when she comes in and i'm like oh fuck she looks exactly like her instagram introducing olivia o'brien wow thank you that's the best compliment ever wait no but seriously like i imagine in la you have so many bitches that you're like wait your instagram you looked so different what happened there yeah it's kind of a scary is a scary land that you live in um thank you so much for coming

on the show today i think it's so funny because olivia and i've been like kind of following each other for a while so random i loved your music i love your music and then i know you were a fan of the show and then we've we've always just at first we just were dming being like yo bitch if you come to LA like let's rage oh my god yeah remember that we were like let's go out together and like let's get really fucked up and then now we're here and I'm like a single father alone trying to make it in this world and I'm like okay I'm gonna have guests and you immediately popped up and I was like Olivia come on I was so excited when you said you needed to have guests I was like please me now go I literally think the Daddy Gang is going to love you because I remember being like, all of your songs are so, you just like narrate everyone's thoughts when they're just like

getting fucked over by men. And that's your kind of like your vibe. I feel like your brand is like, you're constantly just talking about like how men are trash. Yeah. Everyone thinks I'm like a huge man hater. And like, yeah, I mean i mean it's not they're not wrong necessarily i think there's some nice ones out there probably i just haven't really met any of them you're like i kind of have this idea that like maybe one in a million but like i haven't

met one yet so fuck all of you um you're single very we were just kind of talking about this beforehand because i was telling olivia about the zoom man and she was like how did you meet him i'm like on a business meeting and she's's like, Kate, I can't. So what are you on dating apps? Like, how do you meet guys? I was like on Raya or whatever it's called for a little bit. But it's so like I. You just can't.

I just and I hate dating apps. Like, what am I supposed to do? How am I? I need to actually have like a real connection with someone in order to actually like them. Like, it takes a lot for me to really actually like a guy because i just hate everyone wait yeah do you have a type oh fuck yes it's so embarrassing wait what is it okay well i'm trying to i'm trying to like get off of this yeah yeah type okay but i like like little internet boys that like stupid like oh internet boy i like guys that outwardly seem like such fuckboys

because i know i'm gonna get good content from them yeah and they're probably not gonna want to actually date me because i don't want a real relationship i just want someone to like give me attention every once in a while and then like ruin my life a little bit so i can write an album wait i'm sorry but that's literally my life in my podcast i'm like wait he's literally the biggest fuckboy he is such a piece of shit. He's not even treating me that well. This is perfect. Date me. I'm like, wait, I love you. How old are you? I'm 20. Okay. You're 20. So you are like living your best life right now. You don't want to boyfriend. Right now I'm watching 90 day fiance all day. Okay. So you're like very

single. You're very single. Yeah. Okay. Can you, um, how many boyfriends have you had? Like, have you had really big relationships? I've only had one like serious relationship and I it like gave me depression being like I've had depression like on and off for a long time but like it re-triggered my depression being in a relationship I felt so trapped I think I just didn't like the guy as much as I probably should have and I just like that's usually in a relationship you kind of want to like them I don't know sometimes it depends what kind of girl you are yeah i but it was it was also my one like my only real like public relationship so now all my songs everyone's like this is about him this is i'm like i've never written a song about him like ever like it's not isn't that so

fucking annoying like i have that all the time when i'm like talking about an ex like i've seen you on google alex like i know who you're talking about i'm like no so i had one guy that like was very public and like i'm not talking about him most of the time so shut the fuck up there's like one guy that's public and then like many many many that i don't know about and you're like and that's why i keep that shit private now because i don't want people in my business okay so you're trying to be more private yeah i mean i don't know what's ever like what's gonna happen later on in my life but as of now yeah because i just don't want to i'm just not looking like serious relationships just scare me unless the person's like unless i'm like obsessed

with the person but usually when i'm obsessed with someone it's because they don't like me back so that's never gonna it's just an amazing thing that like when they don't like you you're like this is what love feels like right and it's like why do we do that but it's kind of like i always have been recently saying i'm like it's because you're fucking young you don't want to get married right now why the fuck do you want a nice guy that's boring so you were in a relationship and you just said you were really depressed how long were you in the relationship it was like like actually dating probably like six months but total was maybe like eight okay did you break up with him or did he break up with you i broke up with him and it was not fun oh my god we i feel like breaking up with someone is so

fucking scary horrible and also like after you break up with them and then you're like i'm bored and like they're sad like should i just like hang out with them one more time like whatever going back to the ex we were just saying off um camera we were like fuck like recycling x's is something that is it's just such a pastime of mine that i love to do and olivia was like i love to do that too why do we like to do why do you think you do that i don't know well i've actually never recycled that particular man but the only it was like after we broke up like obviously we're hanging out still a little bit and then i was like gotta cut this off before it gets dangerous no that is but like guys that i've never fully dated

that i've had things with i feel like it just comes in cycles like i'll go back to them every like there's one guy that i literally wrote my entire album about shut the two years ago and i like every like six months i find myself hanging out with him again and then every single time we stop talking and he gets a girlfriend or he stops talking to me because he gets a girlfriend i swear every single time so and then he'll break up and then you guys get like you guys start hooking up again and then he goes and gets a girlfriend yeah so you're kind of like the girl he always goes back to and but then he goes and gets a girlfriend yeah you've never been his girl and sometimes i think sometimes i really think like this last time i really thought like we were gonna date or something

and then he oh god it was so crazy i'm not even kidding we were hooking up it was like right at the beginning of quarantine and i was at his house every single day. He was like, you should like move into my house for quarantine at least for a couple of weeks, like so that we don't have to like go anywhere. It was like when we were like so scared the world was ending. Right, right, right. Oh, that was terrifying. And I had just gotten back from tour and we were like literally hanging out every single

day. And then I didn't see him for four days because he was like quarantine. Like, I really want to take it really strict. Like we're not letting anyone in our house, whatever. So I was home for four days and I Faceetime him and we're like talking whatever and then one day he unads me on snapchat and i texted him and i was like hey like we're like is something wrong is there a glitch no because like i've been friends with this kid for two years like overall anything like we're friends right so i was like hey like did something happen he was like oh i

started seeing someone and i just wanted to like clear out my snapchat like just out of respect for her and you're like no no no hold on i was supposed to move in i have my bags packed you're like hold on what at what window did you meet this new girl because we were talking about me coming over for quarantine i know i'm like in four days in quarantine you somehow met someone that you like enough to date and it's not me dude like what wait yeah and this is like the second time that something like that crazy has happened with him so i was just like you know what i need to be done but i wasn't i hung out with him a couple weeks ago we didn't hook up or anything we didn't hook up or anything we just hung out as friends but okay so that is like kind of beautiful because first of all i love that you can just like admit

that because i feel like some girls are like no like it's just like whatever and like i can't even explain it like it just wasn't the right timing like you're like no it was actually him being like literally on a different planet like what are you doing we literally were i thought on the same page and then all of a sudden when men do that it's the most unbelievable thing because it's like they all of a sudden everything they've ever said to you it's like it's like they it never happened i know and that's like they all of a sudden everything they've ever said to you. It's like it's like it never happened. I know. And that's like a narcissist. And one of those not the fun.

I've dated multiple or many, many, many. Some of them were very severe. And it's hard, though, because they're so like they look amazing at first and their personalities and they know how to charm you. And then slowly, the deeper you go, go you're like this is an actual nightmare yep so i'm so sorry about your little quarantine so you really thought you had great quarantine plans yeah and now you're fucking alone he was texting me on tour like come home it's not safe out there like i miss you and i was like oh my god you're like babe i'm coming i'm running back to you and

then you get back and he's like um doors are closed bitch i've got another bitch in the house dude but now they're not even together anymore he literally said he was single last time i hung out with him i was like oh sick okay cool took my ass home dude okay so that's like kind of miserable and i feel like so you wrote a lot of songs about that person oh my god i wrote i have a tattoo i have a tattoo of three tally marks and these are all the guys i've ever like written songs about and like been inspired by like whatever. That's kind of cool. Yeah. I thought you were going to say you had his name tattooed on you.

I'm like, Olivia, hold on, bitch. Reel it in. Okay. That's actually kind of cool. So there are three men that you've ever been inspired enough to write a song about. Yeah. I mean, you wrote an album. I've written like there's some guys I've written like one or two songs here and there.

But these are like guys that I've been like, like they've inspired like whole projects or whole like eras in my career. And was it mostly because they fucked you over? wasn't because you were in love yeah i mean i don't write love songs i don't know how to do that no you're some of your songs like obviously your most famous one right now the jocelyn one because i think it's just been trending and i know people made like tiktok dances to it that one specifically is like we don't need to get into like who it's about but um did they know it was about them yeah okay okay great that's great um so that's kind of funny though because i feel like you're like the songwriting version of me with my podcast like it's kind of funny it isn't

it kind of a power that you can write songs and then men will know it's about them and they think it's so funny like the guy that i wrote jocelyn about, I was hanging out with him like after that happened. Like we're still friends, whatever. And he was like, Olivia, I'm scared to hang out with you because you literally just use me for content. Like I don't even know. I don't even want to talk to you. I'm like, dude, you're like, haha, say one more word, bitch.

Like you're going in my song. Like it's going to be amazing. That's actually really fucking dope. Yeah. So you're single now. How is that going for you i'm so bored but honestly i i think that if i wasn't single i would it might be even worse because like just during this time i feel like i'm using it to my advantage so much i feel like

i'm growing so much as a person like i don't i don't even know how to explain also all my roommates just moved out of my house we're all moving but we're all moving to different places and they all like left early they found places before me and i'm leaving like five days before the lease is up so i have another month at my house and i'm living alone and it's so scary i'm there i but i'm like being so weird i'm like meditating and like singing like naked around the house like casting spells you're like finding yourself wait i actually think that's kind of amazing i feel like it's like weird because i've gone through phases where i'm single and i'm like so not okay being single but then like this is the first time even though i'm dating guys like i'm not actually like in a relationship so

like i feel like it's the first time where i'm like i'm like okay if all these men dropped off and like i'm single like it's good when you can actually like be okay being single and that's the only way anything will ever work out if you're not good on your own you're gonna be dependent on that person for your happiness and then they're gonna ruin your life also i started reading this book called why men love bitches oh i feel like people have like told me to read that it is you need to read it i swear if i wrote a book it would be that book like it's everything i've ever told any of my friends it's like i not to say that it's not technically about like being a bitch to guys like i'm not a huge fucking bitch i mean sometimes i am sometimes i'm a huge fucking

bitch but like whatever but i it's about not like showing that you care so much about they're just gonna get bored if you're like your first date you're gonna cook them a fucking six course meal and you're like suzy fucking cream cheese like baby come sit down and it's like okay you this is the first date don't even give him that yeah we i actually want you to kind of go through that's interesting you bring up that book i want to hear you like when you said like what i tell my friends like do you have kind of like a like what do you live by like what's your dating style at least that you try to like implement or what kind of advice do you give your friends you just you can't be out there just doing everything for

them first of all the most important thing is you can't always be the one that goes to their house whoever's house you're always going to that's the person that has the power yeah in every relationship i've ever had that's always been the way it was my ex-boyfriend that the one i actually dated i went to his house like twice in our entire relationship he came to my house every single time and then the other guys all of these guys i they never came to my house i always went to their house and they didn't like me at all so that's the whole thing it's like that's literally the number one rule that i tell everyone wait that is fascinating because I guess it's a little different in L.A. because like New York would be like, well, whose apartment is like bigger so that we can like have room.

But like, I guess it does make sense because I know one of my exes that it was I was like just out of college and I was like so wrapped on him and I was literally at his place 24 7 and that imbalance. You're so fucking right. I've literally never thought about that because it's such a it's like it sounds so stupid it's like whose house do you go to more but it's true if you're always the one making the fucking effort to go to their place it's like why doesn't he ever come to your place yeah and then he just thinks you're always available

also you can't just if they ask you to hang out you can't drop your plans and go hang out with them you always have to at least even if you're not that busy make time for yourself so that you can fucking seem like you're doing something else if you're always there for them if you're always calling them like why didn't you call me why didn't you like yes they're gonna just think you're insane like especially in the beginning like maybe later you can call do whatever you want later in the relationship but in the beginning you have to set the foundation of like you can't like i don't need you i have my own shit and whatever you do like i'm not dependent on you and i don't need it dude you are spitting facts right now i remember it was like i gave like the

um like epitome of that example i thought was um i was talking about women that are professional athletes girlfriends that are or the wives and like they sit at home and like i remember being a girlfriend so i would watch these women and they were like wait why do you have a job like what are you doing and I was like I don't know I just like I have a job like what are you guys doing and they sit at home for their man and they wait for him to get home from the games and I'm like you are getting cheated on yeah he's cheating he's literally cheating on you and like it's so sad but it's like these women give everything to this man and I'm like does he sit and wait for you do you ever does he ever come home and you're not there are you out with your girlfriends ever and like making him wonder what the fuck you're doing it's like the imbalance like it almost goes back to the whole house thing are you always going

to his house are you always going to him why the fuck is he never coming to you it's not gonna work if it's like that yeah also like when a guy calls you at like 2 a.m and you're at home and he's like after like went to the club and he's like come over and you go yes that's no yeah that's like his instant gratification that's like great i can like just 1-800 pussy on her way 1-800 pussy come on bitch like i just hooked up with a bunch of girls at the club couldn't get laid though now i'm calling you your last resort i think that is like daddy gang please listen to that because i know that's what we spit facts here on caller daddy but like it's good to hear it from different people who have lived it it's like why are you always so available and why why are you being so available for him it's like kind of sad to see girls that are just like always

there the saddest story ever one of my like old best friends okay she like met this guy and he just in the beginning just did not he was not interested in her he broke up with her after the first time they were talking and got back together with his ex-girlfriend for like five months and then broke up with her and then he started texting her again and she was like i really like him she would go over to his house she would bring our blender in her car and go to his house and like leave it in her car she was like yeah i'm just bringing it in case he wants a smoothie or something and like would bring a bag of food and cook him a whole meal and then go fuck him wake up suck his dick feed his dog and leave while i i can't breathe i'm having i'm hyperventilating i don't know she kept doing

that she watched his dog for him when he went to vegas for a week like all this shit while he would text her back like every other day and like just didn't did not give her the attention that she was giving him and then she decides that she's going to move in with this man oh my fucking god so he like i guess his roommates like didn't like him or something so he like didn't have a place like he was going to move in with his some person and then shit didn't fall didn't come through also just something to point out ladies if a guy like if a lot of men don't like a guy that's a really big red flag like what's wrong with him exactly and the only reason he wanted to move in with her was because no one he was like he texted her and was like hey like i know you're you're planning on moving soon and

like i don't really have a place to go like we should just like save money and like get a place together and they had using her and they had just started dating and once he wrote her a card that was like i love the way you cook and clean and you're nice to my family like love you you are my bitch happy it was like happy valentine's day wait so literally no it was she cooks she cleans she's nice to my family oh my god it's like so she's your maid yes she's literally your maid like that's what she what ended up happening with them um none of us talked to her for like a year she just didn't talk to any of us and uh then they broke up and she had to move out of his place like i don't know i haven't talked to her for like a year she just didn't talk to any of us and uh then they broke up and she had to move out of his place like i don't know i haven't talked to her she

still owes me a bunch of money so i don't really want to get into that literally like that makes me so sad because the amount of girls that don't see how far they're going with a guy and they get so sucked into it and then all of a sudden it's like you've isolated your entire like your entire life is gone exactly just for one person that literally treats you like shit women if that's you if you're kind of looking around you're like we i don't like have girls nights anymore or like i don't really do actually anything other than with him but he still have his has his life but i don't have a life i just have him that's another red fucking flag yeah you cannot drop your friends you have to keep your friends around. Another one of my friends,

same similar thing happened. Like I've watched all my friends go through this. Thankfully, I don't think the girl I was just talking about, I don't think she got cheated on or anything. And I think she's doing really good now. So I'm like really happy for her. Good for her, but also give Olivia her money,

bitch. I like her story. Okay, but, but I think she's doing good. But another one of my friends, um, recently got cheated on in the most

messed up horrifying spill the tea let's go so this is my best friend her name is charlie she lives with me okay currently but we're all moving so not anymore and charlie's okay with you telling this story shout out charlie we fucking love i've already talked to her oh my god okay so basically she was dating this guy and he was like a little internet boy like a long time ago and you know he still he has his platform and whatever um but they were they've been dating for a long time and charlie is the best person ever she just knows everything she like has a real actual job which is rare in la god we love she's the girl we go to and we want to like start a company or we want to do something like we we just don't know how to like navigate through life we asked charlie she does everything she's the

woman and this boy he was like years younger than her and just did not have his life together like at all she like took him to the dmb to get his license she like cleaned his house for him like just just saved this kid's life basically she just was raising him while dating she even admits she's like yeah i was literally his mom like i was his mom um and we still saw her so it wasn't like we were like cut off but she was very much like with him all the time she kind of lived with him like i mean she basically lived with him okay and so she wasn't hanging out around us as much and then she found out last november after they've been dating for months some girl dm'd her and was like you deserve better and she was like oh so we get this girl on the phone and she's like i used to be a fan of him we met at like one of his like tour things

back in the day and he has a private snapchat account where he sends me inappropriate photos and like he said he was gonna fly me out and like he tells me he likes me and all this stuff so she goes and looks at his phone she's like do you have a private snapchat he was like no no no i don't she was like give me your phone she goes in his phone hundreds of girls of fans of literal fans hundreds of fans in his snapchat sending photos sending literal what photos of his penis to these girls who who knows some of them could have been underage i'm not gonna like try to frame you as like a child what the fuck but like you don't know they're yeah and regardless why are you doing like you fans idolize you and you're like using them for that's right it disgusts me it disgusts me so she he's like i'm sorry i

need help like i'm really sorry like i'm gonna stop she gets back together with him no i know i know and then we find out in may so he's doing it again well we found out we found this out like a couple weeks ago she gets another dm and it's the same thing a different girl you deserve better you deserve like oh my god she's like she replies and we get we get this girl on the phone i love i love that you guys are getting these bitches on the phone like i fucking love this shit i love i love that they want to come to her and tell her like thank god me too and i love that you guys are open enough to like because some girlfriends i talked about it on my last one of my last episodes i was like there are some girls that will be like no my man's like would never cheat i'm like no stop calling him first of all your man's and second of all he would cheat he literally

would he literally is so shut the fuck up oh no but this girl had the same story pretty much the same story sent us receipts and was like yeah like he had a private snapchat and we were like when did this happen she was like may so not only did he do this in november but he lied about it the entire time she was living with him sleeping next to him do this in november but he lied about it the entire time she was living with him sleeping next to him and when she would go to work he would be sending photos of his dick to fangirls dude dude okay i'm sorry daddy gang hello this is amazing this is what we live for first of all what a little bitch boy second of all what a little bitch boy and third of all i love that you're calling him a boy you're not even referring he's a boy he's a little boy

how old is he uh i think he's 20 okay 19 i'm i am there's so many things to unpack here first and foremost i love that you so cash like then we got her on the phone like what can you please explain to me so like did you did she message the girl back and be like can i call you she messaged the girl back and was like is this about blah blah blah whatever and the girl was like yeah like can i call you and so we just we called her but yeah i have one i have so much respect for girls that are the other girl that reach out and do it in like a very nice way like i'm assuming the way you're making it sound like the girl that reached out she wasn't trying to be like you're real like it's embarrassing like your boyfriend she was like bitch i want to help you

she was so nice and and i she didn't really he wasn't really public about that public about their relationship okay so girls had to kind of like snoop around to find out so she like had her ideas and she sent us screenshots of her being like oh you're on vacation with charlie like you're you lied to me you said it was a family vacation he was like no it's not like that i'll call you when i get home to like this girl and he would say that he was only talking to her and they weren't dating and like he'd be like keep it on the down low like i saw screenshots of all this stuff it's crazy that is this is why i'm like men are disgusting they're disgusting and the fact that you can do that not once it's you you're doing it for a certain amount of time

right you get caught you say you're never gonna do it again and then you do it again and also she didn't even break up with him because of this she had broken up with him at the point when that girl contacted us she just broke up broken up with him that day um but it wasn't because of this she didn't even know about any of this she broke up with him because he just wasn't treating her right and just treated her like garbage and then she found this out and she's like oh good thing i broke up exactly then she gives him another chance i think it's also so fucking pathetic because you're telling me this story and i've had a similar situation happen to me when the guy is like i need help i just i need help and like i promise you like therapy it's like hold on hold on you need help because you cannot refrain from

sending pictures of your dick to other women why don't you just send it to your fucking girlfriend? Oh, wait, no. That's not enough. No, I got a real amount to all the fans. He loves the validation of it or something. I don't fucking know. That is a man that is sick, insecure. And he could have the most amazing fucking girlfriend.

And he will never be satisfied. And he needs to look for validation from other women. I'm not even kidding. Charlie is perfect. I would date her. I love her. Amazing. Beautiful woman. Huge titsits huge tits so nice huge soul huge heart do that i first of all charlie if you're out there i would love to meet you you sound like an amazing woman um second of all for a man to say he needs help and i'm like no no you don't need help you literally are just a

sick fuck that like you aren't going to be happy in a monogamous relationship and you literally should just own that and just know that like you are a sick fuck cheater and like that's what it is i posted about like what happened with yeah this i like kind of posted something cryptic on my story about it because i just i was gonna call him out and i kind of did and then i just felt bad so whatever his friends like attacked me and they're like how dare you i was gonna call him out and i kind of did and then i just felt bad so whatever his friends like attacked me and they're like how dare you i was like you don't know the full story but whatever i'll delete it just because like whatever you don't want the drama but i posted something now you're talking about it you're on call daddy whatever i love it no i love it but i posted

something about like how men in power i think you replied to my story you're like let's talk about this i was like let's do it yeah and how they like people are abusing like their power and like cheating and lying and no one ever knows and one one of my friends, my guy friends replied to my story and was like, what about like Jada? Like that situation is like huge right now. Like that's the biggest. I was like, that's like one. And you're like, first of all, the entanglement situation.

We're not even going to go there because like, what is that whole situation? We don't know. That's a one off. Okay. For the most part, historically speaking, it is men that are the cheaters and that is why i say here on color daddy okay cheat first it's the cheating olympics who can cheat first now we're going to take back the power and women we are going to cheat first obviously i'm not like telling women to cheat but it's like a joke i'm always like cheater be cheated on because it's

like everyone gets so fucking mad at me for talking about cheating so much and they're like alex like i've read on forums i've read on twitter girls get mad at me and they're like it's you act like it's happening everywhere it is it is happening everywhere and the girls that think that it's not happening to them a lot of times it's happening to you so before you fucking shit on me for talking about on my podcast almost every fucking episode every why don't you go through your man's fucking phone every second every single one of my best friends the reason i don't like relationships is because i've seen all them go through the most fucked up like that story i just told you that's just one all of my friends oh my god all of my friends have stories like that or more fucked and the worst part is that

they date these guys that like have followers or have careers and then when they break up everyone's like oh like everyone thinks that my friend kelsey like cheated on her ex-boyfriend and she never ever and they blame the woman yes but the way that is that is such a good fucking topic messed up the men that have the platforms yes then they're they're so glamorized and romanticized and everyone looks at them like they're gods and so naturally i remember when it happened to me with the one guy that i was public with people were like oh my god like you're like good for you for getting rid of her and i'm like kate if only you knew the fucking story and who broke up with who like that is not the truth and you all think that i got dumped like no no that's not the whole story but they go and just support the person

that's more public and has more followers and it's the stupidest fucking thing and it's always like for the poor girl that's just like left to the fucking it's crazy and also like a lot of guys they they convince themselves that they didn't do anything wrong and they tell they don't tell their friends the whole story like i see the side of every i see the messages i see the fights i see them like being actually like physically abusive to my friends crazy shit like i see crazy fucking shit and i can't i can't like what can i do about it no one's gonna fucking believe me it's nuts like that is true it's nuts no that's actually so crazy i feel like you're like literally the girl that's just like sitting around watching and it's kind of sad because you saying that

you've had all of your friends get so fucked over i obviously like i don't know you too personally but i feel like you're like a very good friend i'm just crazy like all my friends ex-boyfriends are so scared of me because I will like walk up to them and be like hey you're like what are you doing I'm like and I'm just like I don't care I will like they've all had me blocked at some point like they'll run like they literally will run away from me at parties or something I'll just go up and be like hey wait I love that no but you're that girl that like I think um I always talk about i think it's so important to have a real like at least one really good girl friend i think like it's sometimes people write into me and they're like i kind of like i don't really have a lot of friends etc you don't

need to have be the girl that has like 1900 friends like if anything those girls sometimes are the ones that like don't even have an actual real friend yeah but like having a best friend like olivia um i feel like you are going to bat for your friends and i fucking hate those kind of friends that won't stick their neck out for their friend because they're like i don't but i don't want to get involved in the drama he didn't do anything to me he didn't do anything to me oh but like he's always been really nice to me like oh he he hit you like but but like never hit me he didn't hit. I don't really have a reason to be mad at him. I'm like, I'm sorry, what? I'm sorry, what?

If our friend is going through anything with a fucking man, you stick up for your fucking friend. I hate those bitches that can never take a side and are so neutral. Like, I can't. Because they don't want to, you don't want to lose a friend, like, you don't want to lose an abuser as a friend.

Oh, what a great friend. Those are so fun. You can go to parties together and get drunk. Dude, that is, oh my God. Okay, so. I get so i guess so i guess i'm like shaking right now thinking about because just oh the amount of men that have cheated on my friends just makes me it makes me sick but then it's so crazy because in turn it must then make you so cynical about like ever trying to trust a man because you're watching your friends and then it almost i get it where you're like so why would i want even to explore a relationship where all the outcomes are negative have you gotten cheated on

I haven't gotten cheated on because I've only had one like real boyfriend and he never cheated on me that's actually really interesting about both of us I think that um I've kind of only had one like guy publicly said is my boyfriend everyone else I don't really ever make my boyfriend because I think it's also like a protection thing for myself and I know it's fucked up but like I like to be like well he wasn't even my boyfriend or if things go south it's like he wasn't even my boyfriend and it's kind of a defense thing and I get that and it's fucked up but I do think it can mentally help you from fully going somewhere because once you're in you're fucking in and then these girls lives are getting fucking twisted because these dicks are like fucking them over I think my main thing is I'll be in a relationship when I find the person that I want to be in a relationship with.

Like I'm not looking for a relationship because there's nobody that I want to be in a relationship with. If you're just, oh, I want to be in a relationship. That's how you end up in a shitty relationship. There's so many fucking girls that are like, I just want to be a girlfriend. And I'm like, so you are literally pathetic and I can't hang out with you. I can't hang out with girls that are like, I just like the goal is to be wifey. Like the goal is to just like lock it down by 30. And I'm like, that is weird bitches that have like a timeline of like when they want things to go down.

Because I'm like, so let's picture this. You're at 28 and you're like, that's when I was supposed to be getting married. But the guy I went on a date with, we're on three dates. Seems great. I'm just going to like try to be his girlfriend now just because i'm 28 like bitches put so much pressure on themselves and it's like if you don't like him don't be with him if you're confused if you like him or your feelings don't rush it and i'm all about passion like i think the best relationships like you have to i mean obviously they say that like if you're super passionate in the beginning

like it'll just burn out quick but like i I think you have to really, really click with someone. You can't just be like, oh, I like spending time with this person. You have to be like, holy shit, this is the person. I'm obsessed with them. Like at least especially in the beginning. Yeah. I just I don't know. I want I want something so special if I'm going to be with someone all the time.

My time is valuable. I'm not going to waste that with some guy that just sits around and fucking right jack's off in the corner i'm like okay i'm bored have you ever been in love um i've like thought i was a couple times but i don't think i've ever been in like mutual love where it was like fully reciprocated like equally yeah the same amount so do you think it's hard to date in la yes it's so hard well i i don't want to say because i always used to talk shit about like la as a city and people be like la is great like no la the city of la yeah amazing so many amazing things but when i'm talking about like la i'm talking about

the entertainment industry and like the circle that i'm in yeah so like that side of la like the sceny part that's what's dangerous and that's what's hard to date in it's like everyone there's like if i'm attracted to guys that like have their own shit going on and are like kind of powerful and a little bit douchey yep and like just like like i just like a powerful man because i'm like i'm a little bit of a bitch and i can come on strong and i'm kind of alpha sometimes and i like someone to like yes like make me chill out a little bit it's like it takes a specific man to be able to like if you're that confident if you are alpha then it's like a guy needs to be so confident in himself and that is usually what comes off as the douchey guy but all of those guys have a million girls

that want to fuck them at any moment so like how it's just crazy like how am i supposed to have trust in that person when they like it gives me anxiety being here right now because every I feel like especially for the men, it's like women are walking around trying to look perfect here. And I get it. And then you're just a lot of women are just trying to find a man that will pick them almost. And then a lot of the men will have something that's so amazing. And technically, if you were like in New York or anywhere else in the fucking world, it'd be like, wow, that's a dime.

And you've got a great catch. But in L.A., it's like five minutes your time is up and like i'm moving on to something that i think is better and more relevant and oh this girl has more followers or oh this girl's like kind of younger now so i'm gonna go date her rather than this bitch is getting older that to me is so fucking sick and like disgusting it's disgusting and i see it all the time that's why i'm so afraid of of dating people here because it's so scary and crazy and also like when i first moved here i like i used to have a really big bump on my nose i got a nose job when i was like 16 and i like was

bullied so much in high school like i thought i was the biggest loser in the entire world i felt like i was the odd one out in every single group situation i ever had and so when i came to la i was just like oh my god like i carried all that with me i was like oh my god no one likes me like i'm not cool like i'm not an instagram model like i don't have tits and ass and perfect body perfect face yeah and i felt so insecure and so weird and then as i as i grew up here i was like you know what fuck this i don't want to be one of the million girls that are all exactly the same and it's not even just that it's like they all want the same things i don't want that like i don't want i'm not here to like find a man like i'm just not and i don't care if men are like olivia's a man hater like she's too much like she's just gonna like be a bitch to you like i don't like i'm here to fucking do my thing yeah to like get my own shit and like yeah

make your own money make your own music like ever since i like kind of got that mindset i've been so much happier i don't care about like it's just that's what everyone needs to have because you can't be dependent on relationships it's just so dumb it's just so dumb you're never gonna be happy but i think the most important thing to remember for me is just like that i don't need that and that my validation doesn't come from men thinking i'm hot like if i know that if a guy likes me they like me for who i am and for my personality and for just other things because i know that they have hundreds of women out there that are beautiful and perfect and i don't have to like i just realized like it's to me it's an even playing field even if someone's fucking perfect like we're all hot we're all hot

here i'm like i used to think i was ugly i've given that up i'm like whatever perfect, like we're all hot. We're all hot here. I'm like, I used to think I was ugly. I've given that up. I'm like, whatever. I'm cute. We're all cute. So the only thing that really matters to me is my personality, my work, and like just everything, everything else, everything other than that. So that's what I'm more focused on.

It just made me so much happier. So it is hard because everyone's pretty. Right. But when you just pretend like everyone's pretty, it's fine. Then we're fine. I think that's really interesting. And I think like, Daddy King, I'm assuming you are liking hearing that because I think like a lot of women always write into me asking like, how are you so confident?

And like, how do you radiate just being like, I don't give a fuck. And like, I literally don't care what people think about me. And I say whatever the fuck is on my mind. And I was similar to you. Like when I was growing up, like I literally don't care what people think about me and I say whatever the fuck is on my mind and I was similar to you like when I was growing up like I wasn't the cutest kid and I think that like if you focus so much on everything is about your looks like women it's literally everything in the world is like what does she look like what are her tits look like what does her ass looks like like it's so fucked and I think that women then get in their own heads and it like affects them in the bedroom and they're like oh my god i'm not as skinny as the last girl and oh my god like i feel fat today

and i don't want him to think i'm fat and oh my god what and it's like women overthink everything and like men don't have to think about that shit and if you guys can just kind of take all that shit and put it in the fucking closet and let yourself almost like have that male mentality then you're probably gonna live your best life like olivia's sitting in front of me and i feel like you've kind of got to that point within yourself. Is it healthy? I don't fucking know, but it helps.

Yeah, it does. It does help. Also, I think another thing is like a lot of the guys here are kind of numb to, to pretty girls. Like they're, especially when they've lived here for a while and they've fucked like every

Instagram model. Like what do you have? Anything more? Do you have like substance? Like, do you actually have a personality? And that's kind of the dopest when you do i bet meet a guy that's like because the guy just met actually that i started to hang out with he was like i've dated really attractive women

but then substance seems to never come with that yeah and i think when when guys mature a little bit more they start to realize like oh i've already fucked every single hot girl and i felt nothing and now i don't even want to do that anymore and i'm fucking bored so then they look for something that it like challenges them in a different way well and also you know what girls i've always said this on the show i'm like listen a lot of these nines and tens they fucking suck in the bedroom so really technically if you're a bucket if you consider yourself or like what the guy looks at you as is of oh i'm a five or a six i'm not as hot no that's fine because then if you're also nasty you're in the bedroom and you have a good personality i think that men would rather fuck that than rather go fuck the 10 that's like um

can you just like slow down a little bit and like i'm gonna lay right here and i don't want to move i'm gonna close my eyes and take a nap let me know when you're done like no so i think there is positives if you're like insecure about your looks fuck it don't be fucking insecure fucking go out there and do whatever the fuck you want because half the bitches that look the way they do fucking suck also they're all fucking insecure too i'm friends with the hottest people in the planet i've met the hottest people on the planet and they're all fucking insecure and they look at themselves in the mirror and they're like i need this positive surgery and like yeah obviously i do that too you're like yeah i'm like yes please everything right um every other week

i'm like do i need a boob job do i not do i do i not no but that's right it's like the hottest of the hot and also the hottest of the hot are getting cheated on yep boom so it's like so fucked beyonce got fucking cheated on literally like so then like so then what so then like where do we go from there no so everyone i think the verdict is just that men are trashed i wanna you don't have to get too sexual but like i feel like everyone has some funny sex stories horrible sex stories you've got something in you that like you gotta share you're yeah she's like well i don't have i mean i've had some like random funny stupid things happen but probably my most recent like funny thing that happened so i was hooking up with this guy in quarantine like this guy of recycling classic classic and i went over to his house and i got a

little bit drunk i got actually really drunk okay oh. Oh God. And, um, I don't really necessarily remember everything that happened. We love those nights. Love those nights. Um, I woke up the next morning and he was like mad at me and I was like, what did I do? And he was like, you were, you were, you were on top and you looked at me straight dead in the eyes and you said i fucking hate you you're disgusting and slapped me in the face olivia do you know who it was it was a guy that it's wait what no no but i do hate him you're like wait that's so crazy he's sorry but also yeah it's true wait i'm sorry the fact that in your drunkest state i love how you're like well it's true though

the fact that you're on top of this guy fucking him drunk and you're like i fucking hate you that is like kind of the best fucking thing i've ever i think it was exaggerating that i slapped him like i don't know if i and also i he's big i wouldn't have been able to do much yeah you're like k slapped like bitch slapped um yeah that's interesting um have you done that in the past like is that a thing you usually do no but there was like had he had done something to you that you were like angry and you were like a fucking he's just a bad person just kind of disgusting he's just a gross i was gonna say well knowing olivia's dating history i'm gonna assume he's a douche and then therefore it kind of makes sense like why you would slap him i can't even what did you say when you were you just i was like no i didn't he was like yes you did and i was like not that you would remember

you're like what okay i'm gonna go um thanks so much for having me over wow but when i'm drunk i get really crazy when i like when i'm like hooking up with someone i just get like really scary like like kind of terrified i just black outrage yeah like i get mad if they come too soon oh my god what do you say wait what i also that also happened but i mean what did you what do you say to them i don't know okay i don't remember but you're just like why the fuck did you just come you stupid bitch and he's like i'm sorry i'm like really scary well i also feel like though sometimes it those are like funny things to do to men like if you can kind of like dabble with emasculating them you have to do it in a very oh he needs that he needs that 20 million times over the narcissist needs to be like you need to dabble

with it but then sometimes if they're so narcissistic they fucking can't stand that because they're like no no i want a bitch that's gonna like be like you're amazing 24 7 they they think they can handle it for a little bit and then eventually they're like nah like i need someone to just tell me i'm great and all the time and verify and validate my feelings that i have about myself which is that i'm the best person ever yes Yeah. That's very true. Do you think that like, I feel like at 20, like I, cause you didn't go to college. So like that's, do you think that like, that's something that you're like, Oh, I missed out or like, no. Yeah, I think so. I mean, I, I was like really, I was like a really huge nerd in high school. Like when I dropped out,

I had a 4.5 GPA, which is like so funny. I like to I just make always make jokes about that I'm like yeah I'm like Bill Gates whatever you're like I'm like low-key so brilliant but like now I write songs and like that's getting me through life so I mean it's what you wanted to do so like fuck it like what would you what would you have gone to school for yeah I mean I don't know I I always I kind of used to always change like what I wanted to do I wanted to be a psychologist I wanted to be a lawyer I wanted to be lots of different things but I never really felt like anything was like yes this is my path like this is what I'm gonna do this is my passion until like I accidentally had a hit song and I was like oh okay I'm gonna go do that one how do you accidentally have a hit

song um so basically I when I was in high school I um i made like covers on soundcloud okay like played piano in my room like record it back when you could record from soundcloud like you press record and then you press stop and you can't even like crop it and you would like upload it on my like iphone yeah so like no there was no effects no any like it was really low quality yeah bad um but i used to do covers and then um i started writing my own stuff but i was too scared to really post it okay but then i found the guy nash that i did a hate you i love you with i found him he was opening for black bear and they were going on tour and i was like oh cool like who is this guy he had one song out and i really liked it so i did a cover of it and then i tweeted it at him and he was like i love this i come to the show in san francisco and i was like okay so i go

to the show and i at the show whatever and he he comes out like when everyone else is on because he was like opening and he was like do you have any original stuff like send me any original stuff you have I was like okay so I sent him I hate you I love you um and he was like this is amazing like let's record it um come to LA I was like okay like wait what um and so I was really scared me my dad took me down to LA and I like didn't want to go inside and like record because I was so nervous and scared because I like didn't think I was good because like people in my school like bullied me for it it was so nuts and then um I recorded the song I didn't even know he was gonna put a verse on it and

then he sends it back to me and it's like a whole song he added a verse um and then we put it out on soundcloud and then we put it out on everything else and then like kylie jenner put it on her snapchat story and then it was on the radio put it on her snapchat story yeah she was like saddest song ever you're like that's by me i was like the saddest life ever oh my god dude that is wild and so then after that moment were you kind of like okay this is it like i yeah i mean i was still in school then and i i was like going like on the weekends i would like miss one day of school and like go to la and like record okay and then i would come back and then my junior year i did half of my junior year at my i was going to catholic school and i was like kind of doing that

and then the next the next semester i went to independent studies so i just had to go to school on thursdays i would go and i would do like five hours of school and then i would do all my homework when i was in la and then i would come back to napa and go to school for one day and then i was like you know what i'm just moving to la fuck this i don't even want to do high school yeah like why am i even here yeah that is so fucking wild and so then you just moved in like you just like never looked back um do you think that like you are having like would you say you're having like good sex like i feel like no no okay no it's literally so crazy because i think back to when i was 20 and i was in college and i like laugh about it because like i remember in high

school i always say like so i was like blacking out having sex like i don't know what was i i literally me when i first moved to la i'm like why did i do that it was so bad and i was like 17 like it's like what are you doing not only is are you like literally like what was i doing but also it's like i didn't know what the fuck like what am i even enjoying this like what is my vagina and like did i what is an orgasm because i definitely didn't have that i think i'm just like in pain and like well i'm the whole situation awful then i went to college and then i remember being like oh like this is an upgrade but really in college i was having just better sex than high school which is still shitty sex like people in college think they're like oh my god you guys like i'm like fucking this guy i'm like no so you're having like awful sex and then when i got out of college i started to like fuck with guys that

were older and i'd be like oh wait like this is good sex it takes a fucking long time to like actually find people that like know what the fuck they're doing and a lot of times it takes a lot because i know a lot of girls go in this cycle but like there's a lot of fucking women that have sex and like the guy is just getting himself off oh and it's like 75 of women can't come from vaginal penetration yes so so let's okay boom mic drop okay so let's have my statistics. Okay. Boom. Mic drop. Okay. So let's think about that one for a minute. So men, if a woman can't come from vaginal penetration, I wonder why you don't maybe, I don't know, rub her clit. Like just do something. Maybe try a little harder.

You can use a vibrator too like there's no shame in having a little bit of help if you just can't do it what about that it's literally like mind-blowing to me like i have had sex with men where he will like put it in and we're having sex and i'm almost like this is like i'm actually so excited to see if if he finishes and he never touches my clit and like doesn't even try to get me off and i've had sex like that and i'm like i i i don't i feel so bad for the women that now fuck those men because i'm like he is just getting his nut the amount of guys that have that yes and they'll always talk about like how they make their girlfriend come all the time like i was like this guy i heard this guy that i've hooked up with talking about how like he his girlfriend like comes every time they have

sex and blah blah and i was like so like is she like she has to be lying no he has no literally this is a guy that refused to ever eat pussy he said he would never do it stop yes what men like dude the men that are like suck my dick and then it's like so wait why do you expect your dick to get sucked and like you're not going to eat me out like i'm i'm very confused in that little power imbalance there also i'm like why are girls lying and fit like i swear i swear girls will just fake it and guys will be like oh my god i'm so good like this i'm like those other girls like they must have been broken like they didn't come but like she does and then they like wipe that girl off because she's like no because she literally and she you think she's having an orgasm but she's not she's lying because she's

faking it and then she wakes up and cooks for them no okay i actually think that's such an amazing topic because i remember back in the day on call her daddy i would always jokingly talk about like men have no idea how many women are faking orgasm no clue and how easy it is so easy i will not sit on this podcast and say i haven't done i've absolutely done it but I've done it in times where it's like I just want this to be over I won't please please I'm just taking that no it's it's there are definitely moments where I'm like please make this be over but there are also times where it's like it's not that you're not enjoying it but you know that if you show him that like you okay great I like got off too then he'll just be done because you just know you're not going to get off and like sometimes it's not that I don't enjoy sex. If I don't fully have an orgasm every

time, like you can still enjoy sex, but the amount of women I fear that listen to this podcast and are walking around the world and have faked every time they're in the bedroom, that is a very dangerous slope. And like, you need to stop doing that. I know girls that were like 23 years old and never had an orgasm in their lives. And, and that to me is like, I understand it. Cause I think there are so, I read all my DMS are just like, people are like,

do you get a lot of dick pics? I'm like, no, I actually, a majority of the women are like, so I've never had an orgasm. And that pains me because it's like one of the most amazing things. Let me put you on ladies.

Get the womanizer vibrator. It is the best or the lay low. The lay low is a little bit more intense. What is the lay low? It's like, it's, do you ladies get the womanizer vibrator it is the best or the lay low the lay low is a little bit more intense what is the lay low it's like it's do you know what the womanizer is i have like yeah it's amazing so um it's like that but like more intense like it's it's crazy and there's like different settings where it like does it like you don't have to like do it like i i just brought up the womanizer the other um it was another episode but I was saying it's so amazing because like it's such a different sensation on your clit that like I feel like if you have a very sensitive clit you can use this or also it's just like if you are like not

having success with vibrators like the air and the pulsating there's no friction yeah there's no friction so it's amazing and and it's I wish it was like i wish it was cuter to bring into the bedroom with because like mine i'm like oh like this is it's like bigger than like i would want to like be like holding it on my clit they make mini ones they make like a like a lipstick like small one i'm pretty sure that you can i literally have no idea but i think it only has like one setting but still okay but still that exactly guys women the womanizer, please get it. Okay. Daddy gang. I think Olivia has brought us a lot of daddy gang themes. And I think it's funny because since all the drama and like me taking the show by myself, I'm like, Oh my God, like, I feel like this show is like kind of

getting healthier. And then Olivia sat down and I feel like we've digressed and we're all the way back to the beginning. And we're like, so men are trash. Um, they're going to cheat on you. Um, you don't want a relationship. Don't trust anyone. trust anyone um be alone forever but it's kind of where you're i mean i think one day maybe so if you ever get a boyfriend well we have to have you back on the show and we'll have to just really i'm just gonna talk shit about him it's gonna cause a break like it actually is like not even that great and i actually don't really come that much and i actually kind of hate him i don't trust him but like honestly other than that things are going i guess okay decent um this is a very random fucking last thought it can go somewhere in the episode

but i just had this revelation i was talking i forget what i was talking about it earlier but do people in la because like it's a joke now on my show i'm like guys guess what i'm dating another athlete i feel like girls in la don't really fuck with the athletes and oh no they do oh oh wait do wait what do you really wait i i just always like it's like specific athletes it's not like okay an athlete that like it's like the ones that are the most like poppin and poppin yes yes it's not like a like oh he's on the lakers like if you don't know his name then it's nothing no no that's what i figured because i also thought that like i i having had dated athletes i do know that like their schedules fucking suck so like i know dating a baseball player like he will never be able to go

to coachella like that and i'm like wait that doesn't work for la girls like schedules because i could assume like at first it's fun to date an athlete and then all of a sudden if you're like really serious also athletes always cheat they're always cheating well all men always okay yeah fuck okay that's interesting though so you've never did an athlete have you no i went on a date with a basketball player once who was so hot but then it was really weird after and then i just haven't talked to him and now he's a girlfriend so classic oh my god wait i live i know i'm not even kidding i am have you seen good luck chuck no it's a movie with um and this guy the main character every time he hooks up with a girl the next person she lays eyes on is their like soulmate

and i've seen it yes yes that's i am good luck chuck olivia i'm good luck what's the good luck good luck charlie no wait it's literally you look that's actually like really sad because now that I'm thinking about like it really does seem like that is your luck that is every single every single man ever I I think I make men realize that they want like a nice girl they're like she ruined my life I'm gonna settle down with a nice girl who doesn't talk back to me literally but honestly like I think that's good that you're at least owning it that you're like but then if they don't want to be with me then like like, why the fuck would I wouldn't be

with them? Yeah. And honestly, like if I can connect someone with their true soulmate, then you did your job and you'll be over here doing your own thing and then they can all be in love and get cheated on. Yeah. And we're both vibing. We're both vibing.

In our own, in our own ways. In our own ways. Olivia O'Brien, thank you so much for coming on color daddy i feel like so many people have wanted this collab i've wanted this collab i've wanted this collab i knew i knew immediately i'm like oh we vibe and we have very similar mentalities i think um i want you to keep us updated and like i said you ever get a boyfriend girlfriend come right back on i don't think i'm going to like okay so we'll do like a yearly update i'm like olivia anything yet you're like no no i'll check back in soon and then it's gonna be like okay so olivia um we support you we love you you're single and i think it's like

amazing that you own that you're single i think a lot of girls are like insecure being like oh my god i don't know being single is an amazing thing boom thank you so much thanks for having me okay it's me again your father first of all Olivia so amazing really really cool chick in person like really down to earth I have so much respect for what she's doing I'm so happy I had her on and I'm so happy I met her I need everyone listening to I need everyone listening to listen to your father very, very closely right now. There is a possibility that next week's episode is not going to be released on a Wednesday. Now, why would it not be released on Wednesday Alex well because Daddy Gang there is potentially someone coming on the show that I like I if I could pick a more perfect guess I couldn't it's it would literally be this human

being and there is a chance that i'm going to this person's house and i am going to record them on and have them on the fucking podcast and we will be dropping that episode thursday night going into friday for a very fucking specific reason okay i know this is annoying because it's very cryptic, but I also am just trying to like humble myself and not get too, too excited just in case for the love of God something happens and like it doesn't work out. But for right now, that's the plan.

The plan is that you are getting a very nice fucking treat next week, Daddy Gang. So I love you and get so fucking excited get hyped hang out with your friends on thursday night at midnight going into friday hang out and get ready to fucking listen to caller daddy because it's gonna literally blow your fucking minds it's a good time it's a good time to be a part of the daddy gang i fucking love you guys you know the motherfucking drill i'll see you next wednesday but i won't if this legend will be appearing on the motherfucking call her daddy

show i love you daddy gang much love from your fucking father